RAWTALK - Felipe & Doknow Talk Aliens, the Secrets Buried Beneath the Pyramids & Immortality
Episode Date: April 1, 2025On this weeks episode of RAW TALK, Brad sits down with Felipe & Doknow and talks Felipe getting sat on, the time he almost got deported, conspiracy theories, fighting & much more!Hope you guys... enjoy, see you next Tuesday!
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Oh, that's
What you mean old bitch?
I'm not old bitch
How old are you?
23
Ah
With the ass in your face
Fuck you ho
23
That was great
And you don't that shit
Have happened
What?
The ass on his face
Oh I didn't know it was going to happen at all
No one knew
No one knew, real shit
No one knew
No one knew
I should, you know, pretty transparency, like, we were all drunk.
And so you put your,
nah, listen, I was at my fault, I was benching.
It'd be different if I'd put it, but he put it.
I'm wondering, he was like, they're mad comfortable doing it to each other.
Yeah, like, like, real shit.
Can I give context to the story?
Yeah, go for.
No, it's your, it's gay.
It's mad gay, food.
Whatever.
No, I want to hear your context.
So listen to this, I, I, I've always, you know, especially I started going to get a
Bradstrom, right?
And I always had like a dream, like I want to collab with Brad.
You know, what's Brad known for?
What's Brad known for?
You know.
Now, I'm fucking ass on his face.
No, but he's not for lifting bitches, right?
Oh, yeah, lifting holes.
Yeah, lifting holes.
Cool.
Damn.
And we're drunk, bro.
I'm drunk, boom.
And I don't know where I'm like, but I'm a lift the girl.
They're a friend of Brad.
Like, I'll be in honor.
You feel me?
Like, like, I always dream of it now.
Be able to bench the bitch.
He did say this in real life.
And then he did.
I'm like, I need two bad bitches on the bar.
And then Brandon and you will come.
I'm like, bro, get the fuck out of here.
There's too bad.
There's Ali, the other girl.
And, bro, no bullshit.
I feel the wake up.
I'm drunk, mind you.
Like, my hands, like, they feel light.
Like, it didn't feel heavy.
But I, I dad thought I passed out because it just, the room went dark.
And that's when I got up.
Like, what the fuck happened?
And then I remember, like, I want to put his ass in your face.
I didn't know that, but.
What would you have done?
You wouldn't do shit either, bro.
Nah, fool.
You're mad butt cheeks on my eye on my face.
Like.
Drunk, drunk was one of your best friend.
Both are you are drunk.
Yeah, nigger, but he's your best friend.
If you five, then you'll be okay after.
But I'm not trying to take my dick.
I fought Diego before, like, on the boxing video, it's not even fair.
Yeah, Diego's.
But what do I, like, what do I slam?
I don't know.
Nah, nah, because it was ploddy.
You had to react.
I don't know, fool.
I was too drunk.
I barely, I barely even slammed them too correctly because I was so drunk.
I'm going to let you out for too.
Yeah, 100.
Brat as a fool as on your ass on your face is crazy no I know I think I think I think like
If he like maybe scoops your ass not checks you or something I think that's that's that's that's regular shit
That's what I'm saying I do think it's too far though I didn't think it's too far
I thought he was too far I thought he was like I don't know I just thought it'll be right
I'm like in what world do you think yeah it is the time of put my best though yeah it is he is a little susy
I mean a lot of people but the thing is he's not he's not gay
He's not gay
For some reason
Like like I think I think even then right
Because I like I'm a huge fan of jackass
Yeah
Like like like I know they play crazy
Like like like like
But
Bear butt cheeks like
I just I'm letting you know right now
I feel like
I feel like a lot of people
Could say they would do this and that
But I just
I'm almost 100% sure bro
And I mean you will never know
Yeah we'll never know
You know I could be saying all this shit
You can be saying all this shit
We'll never know
I'm pretty sure if you're best friend
One of your best friends
For it's bare ass on your face
And you're both intoxicated
You were not
You obviously say
I'm gonna take flight on him
Blah blah blah blah
But I don't see
I found my best friends
For dumb or shit than that
Yeah
What I'm saying is like
I was thinking like this
I'm not saying it like this though
Mimi
You definitely check you're definitely sexually assaulted
Yeah 100%
I was thinking like this
But I'm I was actually
stupid drunk. You guys Brad and I got, I started talking Brad by like, I love you speech.
Right. Yeah, he did. And I'm just like, and I'm just like, and I'm just like, let's say I would have fought Diego and I feel like there was a little more. Imagine they will uppercut my shit, knocks my shit out. Now I got asked my friends guys left.
I like, I like, I like trying to justify it. I'm not trying to justify it. It's weird. It's weird at the end of the day. I just think like, okay, because what if.
I won't put my keys away. And what if like he just spread his legs and
little further.
No, that's crazy.
No.
And then it was just straight bald and ass in your video.
I mean, at least you always got to see two sides of the story.
You know, it is a positive and negative.
I got a fucking face load a fucking ass in my friend by a man.
Yeah.
And he had our merch on and you can see Chico's toxic goes right on and right there.
She went viral.
She went viral.
No, it went viral to fuck, but at least now I would know you'll do anything for merch.
No, no.
It was just talking about, no.
We didn't even know.
We're not even dropping merch as a thing.
But I'm just saying, like, at least.
people know our logo now you feel me no no for i'm look if you think i think any other of you
is i don't for i just that what they was that fudeggo was that pso de verga tepso de mocha verga
have you started the part yeah the pot is live or i didn't even know i want to that sure was funny
though it was so funny dude was it funny to you in person he was kind of drunk too i was a little
drunk too i'm not gonna lie as soon as i saw it you know you know when you're a little drunk and
get a little sober.
Yeah.
And I was like,
no,
you should fight him.
Like,
that's how I felt right away.
Yeah,
yeah, yeah.
I did.
I did honestly.
I was like,
that's,
because if it was just his butt,
like in pants,
whatever.
No.
Yeah,
yeah.
I think,
I think he would just
sell out of your
because I can play
like that with my homies.
No.
But fool.
That was crazy.
It looked for,
it looked like he sat under it.
And it looked like.
And he looked like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what the clip.
No.
The clip of the clip for real.
he really like,
Because he was drunk
So he didn't know his weight
So he just like leaned into it
But the worst part of it
I really think it could have gone real bad
You could have gone south
Like imagine I told my peck
You got hurt
Yeah like that would have been worse
That's what I was more mad about
I was more
I was more
I was sexually assaulted
But I was more upset about the fact
Like this could have gone real bad
I had girls on the
On the on the on the
Boar you get me
They weren't like either
Yeah
I see.
I would have been so hot, especially the only shit I'm kind of good at still is benching
and then fucking go out for a whole year trying to recover my, my chest.
I'd be, I'd be pretty fucking mad.
I just trying to recover the ego.
What does like, what do family members say?
Are they like, yo, what the fuck?
Was that real?
My mom hasn't talked to me because I should.
Shut the fuck up.
No, no, no.
My mom's been mad at me.
My mom's been mad at me because I got piercings for a vlog and she's been mad at me
ever since.
So she hasn't even seen the assing your thing.
No, she probably has, but she hasn't even told me about it.
Because she's still upset about the earrings.
Mind you, in the Hispanic house, you could vouch for me.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, do you have earrings?
No.
Well, my mom thinks like, you know, you might as well be a girl if you put in earrings.
I heard either the left or the, but also.
No, my mom, any ears, basically, I got them peers.
I got the peers, right?
Also, there's different types of Latino household, like, my parents were rockers in the 80s.
Oh, they're for it.
So they're my, like, like, for my dad had a Mohawk and, like, probably had like a
You're from the city, though, right?
Yeah, from the city.
So it's different.
He grew up more ranchos that is more country, right?
Yeah, like more old school.
Yours is like more white boy shit.
Like you got to have a lot of wives.
You feel like them,
just one wife.
Where we're from like multiple wives is cool.
Like where they're from is okay to beat your wife.
The rancho.
In the rancher, yeah.
Like it's not okay.
It's not an okay thing now.
But given the time and this place,
Veracruz.
Okay, okay.
So my grandma from Veracruz.
Yeah.
Damn, you look like food.
But I look like the omics.
I've always said it.
You know what the omics are?
He read.
No,
I know because you show me.
Pop up the omic head.
You're really like they did not conquer you.
Nah,
like we fucking were there.
We sprinted into the jungle.
It's like,
but it's a beautiful city.
It's a beautiful city.
I'm where my grandma's from.
Omitz.
O-L-M-E-C heads.
Oh,
my kids.
Now, dead-ass he looked like
you look like your family
did not get fucked with.
Like the omic?
Yeah, but this is what my grandma
that just passed away looks like.
Right.
This is what I have my family looks like.
That's real.
You kind of look like that too.
For sure.
No,
hold on me.
My family is my fucking kind of like it too.
My grandma was from like where his, where it's where he's from.
And then my grandpa could probably look like you.
Like my grandpa was a white.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So what part got conquered then?
No, no.
Just like the bigger city.
So like we're like, so my grandpa had green eyes.
It's like a hit or white.
It's like a hit or miss to be honest
If you can look up where did
Where did the Conquistadors land
Can you look that out?
They're called Conquistadores
Yeah they fuck shit up
I'm Mexican
In various locations across America
Including the Caribbean Central America
And part southern
Where the fuck
But uh exact date
Like exact like
Like cities
Yeah cities
If I'm not mistaken
Like when they first touchdown on North America
Because Mexico's North America
It was Veracruz.
So it might have been his
because they have a lot of culture.
It's a lot of cultures rich.
But if he didn't look more,
excuse me,
if he didn't look more Spaniard,
then his family's or his family's family's families,
they got away somehow.
Yeah,
so like,
I have a cousin that tall white boy with blue eyes.
Can you look up?
Can you look up?
Where did the country say that in Mexico?
And my grandma thought
she was better than every other person
because she got with a man
that was white.
Yeah,
I don't know why it's like that.
Yeah,
I don't know why it's like that.
But hold on, it's like that all continent.
It's like Asian people.
Is it real in Mexico, right?
Is that the word colorism?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's real everywhere, right?
Yeah, I would like, I mean, I haven't lived there since I was five, but yeah, it is.
It is.
Some people are like that.
Yeah, like, like, like, but how you said, it's all over.
The whole world is like that.
You're Italian, right?
Yeah.
Is it like though within Italy?
Yeah, like, uh, kind of.
Yeah, I guess like darker like gypsies, like.
Yeah, and then, and then, and then also you guys would want to only date within the race.
That's like an old school.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, okay, so, and I think of certain parts of Mexico, they would want you to, like,
an older Mexican man won't let his daughter date a black man, but she could date a white man.
Because, because it's almost sad because they say,
by mehara la rasa.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what they'd be saying.
Yeah, you're better than race.
Yeah.
Fucked up, bro.
They're fucked up, bro.
So when my grandma moved to the city and my grandpa moved to the city and my grandpa moved to the city
and they met, my grandma automatically just seemed better because she, you know, she was, you
She was with this guy from Ichuan that was light skin and white with green eyes.
And he was just, she was, and she was this, she looked like Felipe, dark, short.
And that she thought she was better, fool.
And I straight a guy from my grandma just passed, but she loved my nephew more than she loved my niece.
And my nephew's.
I've seen this shit in Arasua Lupe.
It's a real, like, good novella that comes out.
It's like, they do.
They do a show and they do a lot of different, like, problems in the world.
obviously that's Mexican and yeah yeah in Mexico and it's fucked up but it's like everywhere
the thing is it's not everybody before everybody be like oh no everybody obviously not everybody does
it but it for sure it does happen uh-huh like you can't tell me otherwise it's the same thing in
China it's like the fair your skin is the more like they're revered as like your higher class
I heard that's what they like uh they cover themselves to himself yeah what do you mean like they
like they like to be white like oh they wear the little hats yeah so like back no
Oh, those are, you know, the little Asian people when they're walking around.
Hats and they cover themselves.
Yeah, I've never been to China, but I heard they were also like a lot of like umbrellas.
Even if it's not raining.
Because the also is pollution.
No, I don't know.
Is it not one of the more polluted people in the country?
Is it?
I mean, the world?
I think Japan's also like that too, though.
But Japan's one of the cleanest place in the world.
Yeah, Japan is the dovest place.
I love it.
But so in China, I can kill you why.
It's because it was like the lower class people were considered like working in the sun.
They're in the rice fields and they're doing that work.
And so the people who aren't in the sun, they're not tan.
So if you're tan, they're like, oh, you work in the rice fields.
That's where it came from.
Oh.
This factual?
Yeah.
Okay.
So it wasn't because you just like darker skin women or dark skin men?
I think they do, though.
I think they do prefer to like be lighter as like a, yeah.
Oh, so it's like that all over the world.
That's what I'm saying.
You talk about Mexican.
Right.
Fucking, yeah.
China.
I think everywhere is like that.
It's weird.
Yeah.
The first time I saw my grandma, I, um, well, think about Americans were like,
like that too like back in the day like yeah like if i'm a mistake and you guys abolished slavery
like hell of late right like in the 1960s don't say you guys like he was a part of it
yeah he said you guys like american people i'm sorry not you you're italicsco you a polish
poverty no no he's from san francisco no no it's like you said yeah yeah like you know i don't
know if you knew it's a fun fact i like saying this a lot um what the fuck no not that like uh
Mexico abolished slavery quite fast and we had our first black president before you
guys ever did the North America yeah before Barack Obama Mexico had the first
I want to let you know right now you're not going to get any more black audience just because you're saying I'm just saying the truth and then when they use it definitely a fact I'm just letting you know I'm just letting you know that it went like when a slavery was like huge in the United States and they'll come in Mexico they would have the freedom it's fun fact the weird thing about slavery is like
Fuck you bitch
I learned that in attendance
Maybe you didn't know shit about that
Maybe it's because we're in the United States
You're in petition school
I did
I didn't I liked history a lot though
I like learning about stuff
But it is it is weird how like America gets
I guess I think because the type of slavery
In America was different than the type of slavery
In other countries
For sure slavery was everywhere
Yeah
But like America gets the baddest rap for it
But I think it's because the type of slavery was like
I just think it's also you guys held it on
So long you get me
Because slavery was all over the world
Forever you guys is crazy
Okay, well I'm saying because I don't even think Canada
I think Canada got rid of slaves before you guys
Why are you guys, bro?
Why are you saying you guys?
America America
Food
That's a funny
It's an iffy topic
No, it's fine
It's a great coverage
No, but what I will say
I'm trying to be funny
You got to learn history
Because history tends to repeat itself
That's the number one rule
But now here's a crazy thing about history
It's like how fucking actually
real is it if it's always the people who win
right? Yeah, yeah. That's what's fucking crazy.
So it's like, the winners
are never going to be like, yeah, we're the bad guys.
You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. We only
know what we're told because those people won.
But they were the bad guys. Like American versus
Germany, you know, World War II. The Germans
were the bad guys. I mean, the Germans
were they though. The Americans
were neutral until you guys
Pearl Harbor. Right, right.
I was starting to think, like, how the fuck did Japan
rebuilt so quick and like a world leading
One thing. Have you seen our...
Like, they don't world any power in Japan.
You got me?
Bro, they got that technology out the ass.
Pause.
You've got it in the ass, dude.
I don't know.
You're stupid.
What do you think, like, I guess, I don't know.
I guess in your guys is sort of the culture, the Mexican culture.
What is the, what are people the hardest on each other about?
Are they still, are they so hell of racist?
Is there too?
No.
I think it just depends on you grow up, no?
Yeah, it depends on every part.
Because your mom is not like...
No, like my mom, like, if I was dating a black girl,
she would not mind just if I was dating a white, but she would not mind.
She's not really like...
But does she prefer you date a Mexican?
To be honest, she don't care, no.
Like, she's never been like, oh, you have to, like, date a Mexican girl.
I'm pretty sure she would prefer it because she would speak the language.
Yeah.
And she's not going to know English.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
It'll just be an easier communication thing.
Yeah, of course.
These are, like, fucking spread cheese, man.
Yeah, yeah.
They could gossip the most.
I don't know my mom's ever.
No, yeah.
Even my dad, even like on jerks, he wasn't like, oh, don't be friends with this person
because they're black or anything like that.
He was just like, just kind of like, does they make you happy?
My sister didn't have a black guy before.
And my mom.
How did you feel about that?
I didn't give a fuck.
My homies, I'm the blog, definitely.
I got clown down, though, for sure.
They was just like, what's your sister, Bob?
I was like, what you're going to do?
That shit's so funny.
Bro, yeah, that shit was like real shit.
But he was cool as fuck.
Yeah, yeah.
He was a cool ass food.
I feel like in L.A., like, that's not a real thing.
Like, we're like, oh.
Oh, no, it's definitely a real thing because I remember my sister brought up the fact that
that his family, like, the girls in his family were like, why are you,
but why are you not with a black girl?
Why are you with a Latino?
Black people are racist, too.
No, I'm not saying they're not real.
Everyone's fucking racist.
I tell the hundreds of times.
I'm like, the first time I was called to being there was by a black person.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean.
That was crazy.
I was working at Polo Loco, too.
Oh, you want to have a boy, a local?
On Crenshaw and Vernon.
So who called me a beaner?
How old were you?
I was like, 17.
What was your reaction to that?
Were you like, what the fuck?
I was like, well, yeah, yeah, I think I think I right, they're like, what the fuck?
I was like, what?
We got into it and shit like that.
And, yeah, we got into it.
We got into it, but then managers got in.
People got in.
And then, like, other, old black people that come constantly to the Polo Local,
they got in.
And it was just like a whole mess.
But yeah, he was like, yeah, he, he, he's got.
I'm afraid you were, like, throwing little into regs.
But I was like, oh, fool.
Like, this was just an old ass fool that's mad at the world, you know?
Yeah.
And then he said some shit.
And then I was like, yeah, well, I don't give a fuck, food so would.
But see, like, it didn't even hurt me as much.
But, like, if somebody were to call a mama webbag, it'll be crazy.
No, 100%.
Like, a webbag or a beaner would be crazy.
Yeah.
I've never, I've never seen nobody at, oh, no, no.
For my mom got in a car accident, like a, like a fender bender.
And the food just kept screaming on the, and my mom called me.
and she panicked
and shirt was under my name.
Yeah.
And I was like, all right, I'm on my way.
And then when I got the phone,
I was like, hey,
for you, keep screaming out my mommy, motherfucker.
And he was like,
oh, no, no.
I was like, yeah,
I heard you, bitch.
I was like,
my brother, like me on my way.
And then my mom caught back.
He's like, no, he gave me everything.
He just took coffee
and everything was okay.
We'll figure it out.
Yeah.
Well, that's disrespectful.
You don't have a lady.
He's like, come on, bro.
Yeah, but also I think he knew
she was like panic.
Yeah.
So he was like, oh, I'm trying to make it worse.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was like, all right, bitch, we're on our way, motherfucker.
Have you ever experienced anything like that?
Called the beaner?
Yeah, just, yeah, like, racism.
Called the beaner is crazy.
I mean, what's in the Valley?
I would feel like you would go through that.
No, but white people know?
There's no, like where I grew up, there was not white people.
Yeah, in the Valley, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like, I didn't grow up like fucking going to boogey at school either.
I wouldn't, no, I don't wish, but it would have been nicer.
But no, bro, it was just Hispanic kids and black kids in my school, too.
There was some white kids.
I went to this one school called Wooden Hills, like a middle school.
That one was like the widest I've ever been like, oh, this white people here.
I wouldn't know a white school for first or fifth grade.
Really?
Bramwood Science Magnet Elementary.
You say a white, just because it's mostly white kids?
No, it's a white, it's in Brentwood.
So that makes it a white school?
Yes.
But is it all white kids except for you?
Mostly white, mostly white and then Asian and then mostly white Asian, a couple of Latinos and a couple black kids.
I see.
And then and then every kid that did go there, that was Latino or black kids.
they were they were they would get bust in from the inner city we would get
bust in and they were playing sports oh you got oh yeah you were in the fucking
piece of shit no we're in the third one fuck I was not playing no damn sports I would
no no you were fat your whole lot you didn't struggle with weight your whole life no we had
you got bitches too I get a bitch you know what I'm referring to the clip you said
that that's like that clip wasn't really viral by the way bro insane yeah because you
dead ass thought I was talking about something else that's why I thought you meant
I didn't get no bitch that was kind of a vet out to the family no I said you got
bitches. No, no, I know. No, I know I got
bitches. I just thought Brad was saying
that I didn't get bitches. Oh, no, no, no, no. I was like,
Brad, just because you're fucking take steroids. That means you don't
get the bitches. That's not fair. Like,
you know what's crazy? Every time I meet
lately, I've been like, seen me and Felipe
I've been like collaborating a lot lady. Yeah. Everybody's like,
man, shout out. Like, like,
like, where's the pito at? I'm like, what the fuck
for the food? Because you're cold.
It's cold for everything is
fucking pito this, pito. Yeah, yeah.
It's funny, though. It's funny. It's
catchy, right? You remember.
No, it's catchy. And then everybody
Think on your mind like like whenever I like meet somebody from your guy's world is always like
Steroids people steroid people never like it's never to be a steroids
It's never normal for I'm like food like I want this new gym right I would like somewhere in the valley and somebody was like man
Where's Brad up to stop taking steroids? I'm like full what? Like I'm just going to tell you like literally like
That's really like literally that happens to me too obviously with with Brad particularly they'd be like I'll pull up somewhere in a specific like a gym scenery or just anywhere to be on
This is my fucking worldwide at this point.
They'd be like, yo, where Brad at?
And, bro, they always used to ask me that.
So I would be like, at the beginning, I'd be like,
oh, boy, probably at zoo working out.
And I got so tired of, like, trying to explain what you that.
I mean, with the bitches.
And they'd be like, nah, that's right.
And they'd be getting high.
But I literally ask anybody.
They'd be like, where Brad at?
I'm like, with the hose.
It'd be like, that's Brad.
That's my fucking probably at home with the dog.
Yeah, for every time somebody's, and it's funny because they're like,
is either you two together or separately, but it's always in the same scenery.
I'll be the gym to be like, hey, we're better.
I'd be like, fool.
I don't fucking know, food.
It's not the way.
I don't have a location.
Yeah, we're not sharing it.
Yeah.
Have you been trying to do more gym stuff?
You know, well, fool, being on the road right now, it was hard.
I was, like, doing really good, like, at the end of, like, the last year and even the
first two months, but then I started getting back on the road.
And it's really hard to, like, be in the middle of Chicago, trying to do comedy all night.
And then just having a workout in the morning.
It's just, I've been terrible.
What's your fucking excuse?
Fuck you bitch
Yeah
I'm coming
No real shit
I'd be on the road
You've been talking about
Luce's like him
Not like him
But I'd be on the road now too
Nah
I'm going to
Fuck up
I'm going to
For what
For content
For what like
What's content
Like what's content
Like we're gonna do
A collab with those boys
That's it
That's one day
But like we're probably gonna drink
You know
For the vlog
And shit like that
You know
Like we stay
He'd be talking about
He was away for a minute
He started
Piss me off
Lokey
Oh my gosh
Have you
I've seen me
I've seen me
Some
He's not natural, but don't listen to him.
He's not natural, don't listen to him.
And you know, my way, you guys know, this is, like, the most different relationship I've seen on the internet, like, where you guys are actually friends off the camera.
I've seen it before.
Yeah.
But how do you, like, this is like, it's gay, but it's cute.
Like, I feel like, this is like, because it's like, like, rather than a whole different world compared to us.
Yeah, that's true.
Like, this who goes to Miami and, like, fucks, like, bottom and shit.
Yeah.
We, like, we're in the ghetto.
And then we, we, like, we get happy at, like, Casa Torres and so much time.
You feel me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, do you bring us up to your rich wife friends?
Like when you were like around Donald Trump and Dana White, you were like, I got
these two little Mexican kids that are that are really dope.
I think you guys would like them.
Let me maybe bring him here.
And make sure you don't deport one of them.
Make sure you don't deport one of them.
I'm all right.
Yeah.
Just don't deport me.
I just feel like he, I look at him like an older brother in the sense.
You get me?
He's way older.
You're not even drunk right now.
Mom, he's older.
Yeah, he's older.
He gives great life advice and we just click on certain shit, you get me?
Yeah.
To be honest, I don't know, but do you think it brings you up around the wifus?
I hope not, but then they're going to know me.
Why not?
That's good.
No, they don't have to deport you.
Are you saying you not from you?
You say you're not from you?
If anybody, if anything, you should be the least person worried.
I feel like if you were to get deported, it's just mean.
God forbid.
You're not going to happen.
That's not going to happen.
But if you do, I feel like Brad could call one of the no-fews, have them fools, have them
calls, you know, oh boy.
Yeah, we're not going to let you go.
Yeah.
And then, oh, boy, it will make something happen for you.
100%.
I just hope I don't get deported, bro.
I'm going to keep it honest.
It's a scary, scary feeling, you feel me?
Where would you go back to Veracruz?
I'd go back to Veracruz.
Oh, barefoot out in the streets, huh?
You know, Veracruz is like the Hawaii.
Like, they wear a lot of flip flops over there.
That sounds amazing.
And just fucking tank tops.
Great weather, I heard.
I heard great weather.
It's just like humidish, like warmish, you know?
Like, that's like the weather.
If I went there, would they be like, would they...
You would be a god.
No, but there's some people that look like him.
I'll tell you, because that's where, like, right there,
modern day, Theria,
Veracruz, the Spanish conquistos-Lernan Cortez landed in Mexico near the modern-day city of
Veracruz on third Friday, April 22, 15, 19.
No, but you think, but imagine, like, Brad, like, big-ass buff Brad, just walking around
a little short.
No, yeah, but he doesn't look like a regular fucking guy.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You would stand out.
I think you would be like a sore throat.
I mean, sort, don't know.
So, dumb, so dumb.
Yo, I was trying to throw it like a white person.
I was trying to throw a white person like.
You're making real hard to defend you right.
Fuck you home.
The hum me and sort thumb, Brad, just want to let you know.
Sort thumb.
Not sword throwing.
That's weird.
No, no, no.
So, but my relationship with him is, is, uh, I've just known him for so long trying
to, like, grind and make content.
And I remember seeing it.
And then, obviously, like, I saw some traction because he was so consistent.
Yeah, for sure.
Like he was, there was nothing, you could tell.
And I could always tell you see people who are not going to stop no matter what.
Yeah.
And so it's very rare that you see that in certain people because I was helping a lot of other
people who we're kind of just getting a handout white people not gonna lie they're just kind of
getting handouts on shit yeah and you know taking what they can from it but the consistency and like
the work ethic is just kind of starts to dwindle once they have more yeah and i just noticed for him
it was never that way and and for me the biggest thing is like just loyalty because in every sense
of the that word he has that for sure so for me it's very easy to like continue the relationship and
continue the yeah uh obviously the content relationship because of that but also the friendship because
it's like, I've had so many situations
with people that have just been like,
you know, I'm here, I got what I can't fuck you.
Yeah, I think, I think I've heard you talk about that
before, like, on clips and shit.
But that is dope.
I do, I do.
Because even with them, when they did a,
chikos stories, because I was like,
I wonder if it's going to work,
especially since the Latino community,
a lot of groups came out of that.
Like, a lot of, like, Latino groups started building.
Yeah.
I was like, I wonder if that's going to work.
I wonder, I wonder if Ders is going to work.
Because it was just like, they just came out of nowhere.
Yeah.
Every other group kind of, like,
we're already like santi in them like santi's yeah santi's huge and then and then d'ifu started
like friday a couple years before you guys yeah but what i'm saying when you guys but you guys
within the last year you fools are fucking out of here fool yeah like how long was your meeting
yesterday bro it was insane but i didn't even tell you anything to tell you we did a meeting greet
two like six hours yeah like we were supposed to be from 12 or five i'm gonna be honest i really
thought we'll pull up we pulled up late money we put up like 12 30 like to be like exclusive
and should be cool and bro i was funny i was like fashionably lay as well
Passively late.
And then I really thought we were going to be there like an hour.
Like when we were like, what happened?
Me, you know, me all supported, dope people.
But we were there like six plus hours, bro.
I know the, and the only reason we like finished on, like not even on time is we, we came out the venue and then started saying what's up to every single one of them.
Yeah.
Because if they were just coming in five at a time, we weren't going to leave, like, by the day.
Is it mostly Hispanic?
But it's a lot of white people, to be honest.
And Hispanic, obviously.
The majority is Hispanics, but it's crazy.
It's really crazy.
I like that too, because I remember you were telling me too that your guys, like you,
like you feel to understand your audience.
Yeah.
Like you guys know it could be like deals and shit.
Like, you know, everybody wants the bitches, but not, some people are just not going to get
all the bitches.
So you got to go with what you got.
And these were out of line.
I was like, oh, that shit like dope.
Yeah.
Every time I seen someone come up to him in person, not every time.
Majority of the times is like other people who, like I noticed with him,
people who are doing what he did.
Like a lot of construction people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's the thing.
That's what we love about our audience, bro.
It's like they're typically in that realm or like just like a little more matured.
They're not kids.
So they understand the jokes we throw out because, you know, we have a little kid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We get canceled all the time.
Like we say stupid shit all the damn time.
But like our audience is older and they like, fuck with that shit.
But they're like, that's funny.
And it's even weird sometimes because like a younger guy would come with me like 16, 17.
They'll be like, yo, bro, my dad put me.
dad put me on to you i'm like what
that makes sense though my dad be watching you
and i'm like what the fuck are these guys and then they start
watching us because like their dad
watches us it's just crazy
we met a lot of older people yesterday
and they're like man when i was young man
if there was a camera on me i'd be the next chico's toxico
and it's dope bro it's dope you know
because they're hell of maniac yeah yeah
well i think one thing even like even your cord being
pito like to somebody that
that doesn't get the sense of humor they'll be like
oh what the fuck but i guess
To me it's funny, like, you're an idiot, like, you're 20, yeah.
I fuck with it.
What do you find has been the hardest part of, like, continuing content?
I'm going to be honest.
I mean, it's not like, it's not fucking rocket science, well, you just got to make great content.
It's pretty much it.
I don't think there's really, like, the thing that's been stopping us from, I feel like growing is traveling.
In the sense, like we would like to go to Mexico.
We would like to go to Europe.
We'd like to go to South America.
And you're just blowing it for the team.
I'm blowing it for the team.
You got me?
I don't know.
I mean, no, no, no, I get it.
I mean, shit, but you can do local shit.
Yeah, that's why we've been traveling more.
And the reason we wouldn't travel as much is because I'm scared, obviously, like, you know.
Yeah.
I guess it's a scary thing.
Nah, for sure.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
But I'm not, I'm at the point where, like, I'm like, I always say this thing is a Spanish.
Like, I think of me of Marik and on Nasca is basically, bro, like, you just kind of do it, you know?
You should do like a tour, like a road trip.
Yeah, like we're going to, uh, we did a road trip, bro.
I went to Arizona.
We did a roach, we got a whole sprinting, bro.
Like all the way to Florida.
No, no, he said he drives to Florida.
Yeah, that's just scary, bro.
I'm just to give you an example.
I went to Arizona and it was cool, right?
We left in the night.
We got there in the night.
Boom.
We come back.
No, Bush.
I'm going to try to be funny.
Right down the California Arizona border.
Border Patrol and the border patrol driving in with us.
And I was like, I literally just wanted to say.
Like, this is it.
You know, like this where I'm like.
It's such a crazy.
You see that.
And you're like, damn, this could be it.
I really thought.
In the Sanctuary City, right?
California is a sanctuary state or just Los Angeles.
I think Los Angeles.
L.A.
L.A. is a sanctuary city.
Yeah.
And I literally was driving in and no bullshit.
But there's like five big trucks of Border Patrol on the border.
I'm thinking they're checking right now, you know.
I always went like, it was a good run.
It was, it was good.
20 years.
I was going to San Diego for a while.
I don't even go to San Diego that often.
It's rare.
Like to Lego Land is shit.
Like to see.
Oh, my God.
I remember.
I remember when I found out, like, I couldn't even go.
I remember.
But let me tell the story
But thank God
And Arizona
They just like
Oh keep it going
Keep it going
Like don't stop this
Bro my fucking
My fucking heart sank to my ass
She was scary
But talking about Legoland
I remember I was like 16
I started saying my girl
And I remember her aunt
Didn't like me
And she's like
I remember they're already
Invited me
Like oh you want to go to Lego line
You want to go to Lego land
I'm like hell yeah
I want to go to Lego land
And then I had already
I already told my mom
Like I'm going to Lego land
I don't even think my mom
knew where Lego land was
Because she didn't even bring it up
Okay
Like be careful
You know
If anything call us
And then my aunt
her aunt's like
you're taking him like that
you're taking him
and I'm like
yeah why it's like
it's in San Diego
and mine she used to live in San Diego
she says it's rare but it does happen
where they check
for the way back
I've heard I've heard
and then like I thought
that she just didn't fucking like me
I thought she's like
you're a bitch
I didn't want me to go with the family
but I didn't end up going
and then I called my mom
I'm because oh I went back home
and I told my mom I'm like
oh I didn't go
like why I'm like oh it's in San Diego
And she's like, why don't you tell me
San Diego?
Because my mom didn't know.
Yeah, she didn't know.
But yeah.
But that's why I don't go to, I don't go to fucking San Diego.
I like San Diego though.
I've been once, twice.
You know, hopefully you might get recognized.
No, I've been.
I went to the bad bunny concert.
I risked it all for the bad bunny concert in 2022.
At Pecco, at Pecco Park.
And I got hell of love, bro.
And then my dumb ass came up with a stupid-ass idea.
No, no, I'm thinking about it.
I wanted to see Mexico.
Like, I wanted to see Mexico.
Oh, so you walked to the border beach?
I walked, no, no, I walked to, like, the gate.
I was like, I almost at the gate.
What?
And I saw Mexico.
I could see Mexico.
And I just took a flick and I dipped.
Bro, how far off you getting your shit?
No bullshit.
You know, this is your house from here.
Like, this is, if I walked over across the street to your house, the other house, I was in Mexico.
That's not there.
I was there.
And you fuck Diego, bro.
He's like, you a bitch, boy.
It's going away to the gate.
And, but.
the gates like to your your house i'm like well you're smoking dick i'm out boy i just like
they're a republican he's from florida yeah yeah i don't think you're a fucking from florida
he from like the suburbs he's from the burbs of florida but yeah yeah like like uh
i're not a private residency but it's like it's nice like but they have like bird like peacock
kind of looking birds walking around well you know let me put it the ass on your face
i'm i'm like the best fun he's ever had
The fuck you, but he's Ecuadorian
Oh, you're Mexican, look at his butt cheeks
I didn't look his butt cheeks
I don't know, I didn't see your tongue
Yeah, we could
It was covered by, I did the card
I did the car, you know, Lightning McQueen
and you know what you're drunk
You know what you're drinking, you know what you're drinking?
You know what I'm like, you know, but I thought
when you drank, you're just like
That was me when I got up from the ass
My friend, that was part of you dear
And imagine you just, ugh, you ain't a
fucking dirty
You're gang
Fuck you, I'm not
it's okay if you are
yes I respect you either way
I love you man but I'm not
no it's okay but if you are
I love you though either way
yeah me too you're a loyal guy
but you're gay
not loyal to your sexuality
or God but you're gay
but we think you're loyal to everybody
what do you guys think is like the most
like I was trying to ask you this question
about like content
is the most difficult part of
not necessarily continue
because it's not hard
coming up with ideas
that's I'm telling you
it's because we're limited to terms of like
how I just said it like
we want to go to fucking Miami
and party it up
you know do vlogs or collab with other people
But you can though
But it's scary
It's still scary to turn the degree
And then I think if I'm not mistaken
Like the real ID comes in effect next month may
Oh yeah that
Yeah what is that
I don't really know the whole like
Just of it but I know like
So you can't even fly with your passport
You have to fly with that shit
Or you can fly with your US passport
I think maybe another international passport
But the real idea is just a version of like
It's saying you're a
citizen like on the actual idea.
Yeah, I can't do that because I can't.
But you can still fly with an ID.
But I kind of, I don't think what you can't fly with the California.
I think I have to be the, unless they push it back.
It has to be the real ID or a passport.
Yeah.
It can be my driver's license.
Like it's going to happen now.
And May, May 5th.
Oh, shit.
Huh?
Your president.
He did it?
He did that.
Damn.
Dan, it's okay.
Uh, but yeah, May 5th is when he said, damn.
It's okay.
Fuck you.
Nah.
But you could have done it this whole time.
though you just didn't do it because you're afraid no i can't do it you need to prove that you're
a u.s. citizen no no when you're flying you can oh domestically you could have flown yeah no but i've flown
a lot more last year like chicago and fucking uh atlanta viral beef you know how
imagine how viral beef you got deported
that's what i'm sorry i'd be fucking crying gang on the thumb now i got deported fucking
crying it would be viral i'm not saying it's a good thing i'm not saying it should happen
No, I'm just saying, like, if you wrist it.
Did he see the shit with the food from Channel 5 that did it?
The what?
What was that for the name of dude that has a channel, channel 5?
No.
He got deported, like he tried to cross the border with the people and they held that food.
He's an American citizen.
Oh, oh, what the fuck?
He deported himself?
No, no, they held them.
No, he crossed the border with like, with people from Mexico.
He crossed the border with them.
Like to prove that you could cross the border.
No, to get an experience and they got caught.
Oh, but he's good.
He can just come back whenever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He just wanted to like, they're probably like, why the fuck are you here?
Yeah.
He's in it to it.
Did he film it?
Yeah, he filmed it.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
What's his name to do from Channel 5?
He's viral.
He's fired.
Channel 5?
Let him put him up real quick.
Yeah, I just seen this documentary.
I was like, I was like, damn.
Yeah, that's a cross through the river.
Channel 5 guy crosses border.
So you did like Rio Grande?
This fool.
Andrew Callaghan.
What the fuck?
Yeah, look.
Hopping the border.
He just did it to like document it, I guess, huh?
Yeah, look.
the border between Mexico and the United States.
That's a real real grande.
Texas entered the U.S.
in Texas, despite Texas trying to stop them
with razor wire, floating barriers, and warning
signs. Hundreds, if not thousands,
still cross every single day.
And many, unfortunately, do not survive.
Hundreds of them die in the river?
Yeah, but you know, the current's pretty
strong. Yeah. Yeah, I've heard that. I've heard
that. I've heard of the current really strong.
So how soon until you think you get your
citizenship?
I'm going to be honest. I don't know. Maybe God really
like if everything starts going well
maybe like a year and a half.
Have you already done that vacation
shit and on it?
Yeah.
That's dope for you.
What is the first thing
that obviously besides going back to Mexico
what is the first thing you want to do?
Hong Kong.
Well, it is we go back to Mexico
because I want to visit my dad.
I think I'd see my dad
before he passed and he passed to Mexico.
But obviously that's Mexico.
I'm on Congo.
It's got to Columbia.
Columbia boys.
Oh, I want to go.
I want to go.
I want to go.
It's got to Columbia.
Yeah.
Have you been?
I haven't been to Columbia now.
Well, I thought you would have to go to
Columbia because it's not
far from Miami, right? I feel like you're guys
just kind of like you're saying. Yeah, I feel like it's like
two, what are the two hours?
Two, three.
You know more than we do. Yeah, too, three.
Sorry. Sorry.
From Miami is two hours to Columbia?
I think it's like, yeah, I think it's like two hours.
Yeah, I think two hours and maybe three.
And yeah, because I think
from Miami to Puerto Rico is like an hour
and a half, I think. Yeah.
Like an hour and I have a two hour flight.
So you go to Columbia first?
I do. I go to Colombia or Europe.
I like to see Europe.
the old world the old world old world i've been in london before is it nice no yeah i didn't like
no it's not at one it's it's old it's like it's like you can feel though and i go lie it's like
it's like it like smells it smells i didn't like london at all i didn't like paris at all and they're
in spain have you been in spain no i've no i see i've only been in london that's only and and also
i wasn't there too long i was there with spotify actually oh for what for what um for
like for brown bag they had like the top new podcast coming up okay and they had like from all over
the united states and they chose us for to be like represent i guess like la but also the whole uh um
like the mexican culture but in la and all that and it was dope but the food was no i was terrible
yeah i'll never forget i've got like this like uh this was in paris um i hated paris by the
paris had bad food bro it bro it's it's different it was you going to say it's way different like
the portion sizes, everything is different.
I thought they're healthier, though.
The portions.
Yeah, yeah.
But also, like, I'm telling you, I ordered, and it was, like, so expensive because
it's on that famous road in Paris.
And it was, like, this, like, little, I don't even know how to describe.
Like, it was a bacon, like, chicken, like, a BLT, right?
But imagine, like, the white bread was, like, this big.
Oh, shit.
And it was, like, a single slice of, like, chicken like that big and a single slice of
tomato like that big.
And it was like $60 for like this little tiny.
I couldn't believe I ate it like two bites and was like, yo, my food never came.
And I was like, I was so mad.
I was so mad.
I hated it.
That's why Nandoz is so famous because everything else around this sucks.
In Europe.
In Europe.
You're exactly right.
Nandoz is like a famous, like all the rappers will talk about like in L.A.
Like any rapper from the United States has ever been in London, that's what they'll talk about Nandos.
It's like they're fly shit.
It's like they're habati.
Yeah.
They actually serve decent food.
They serve.
But everything around.
It is like, okay, like, I'm not shitting on,
they feel like watch a TikTok, they're called like the spud guys.
Oh, I've seen them, yeah.
And they just pour beans, cheese and like tuna or something.
Yeah, they've said, you got a bunch of steam.
It just looks like no disrespect to the culture.
No, no, I know.
But it looks like, it looks like poop, bro.
Like, I'm not trying to be rude.
Like, let's take that real.
And they put.
But I feel like it would taste.
But the thing is the cheese is not even, it's cold.
But I would assume it melts because of the hot beans on it.
It's just, it's a.
crazy mixture of what i'm saying but when you can't not get to try it's a mexican shit no no what the
fuck no it's a europe thing so you're a bit guys no they just cut a fucking potato
food and and people there's a line around when i'm like look can you look it up
yeah i gotta see this guy you never see it there's a guy they go viral on ticot oh no you
all like that for the white point down there look to the left oh yeah him him yeah that guy
damn i wish we could pull up his ticot but so it just doesn't look good but it gets it's
popping it's all right over there yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah.
It's like, but I wonder if it's good.
It probably has to be good.
I don't like those beans already.
I had them in when I was in London and I didn't like those beans.
Yeah, they're brown beans, right?
I like, I like black beans.
You know where you need to go?
What are the best food ever?
You got to go to Italy, bro.
I've heard, I've heard.
I'm not kidding, dude.
And, and I also heard it.
We would have looked obese as fuck compared to everybody else there.
Yeah, 100%.
Because you have to walk everywhere, right?
Everyone walks.
Yeah, you look fat as shit.
Yeah.
I don't mean, we, we, we, we, we, yeah, both.
Fool.
Me, I would be like, yo, you're kind of big, too.
Like, they'll call you, they'll call you fun.
I don't know, maybe.
Fool, their, too.
Food, their, their, their medium is like.
Yeah.
Like, like, I heard from what I heard.
Like, if you were like, me and you would probably have to buy like a six cents.
Yeah.
Bro, but the food there, oh my God.
Everything is so good.
So clean.
Then my wish we could pull up is TikToks.
You would love Italy.
It's literally this look.
The one.
Oh, yeah, right there in the middle.
Uh, right there.
Daily mail, daily mail, right to the right.
Boom, right there.
That's all it is.
And those are like those nasty beans.
Yeah.
Those are like those canned beans.
And the cheese, you're right.
The cheese is,
the fuck looks cold.
The cheese looks like it's just been.
So wait,
is a potato,
cheese and the beans?
And butter.
They just took a butter in the middle.
They don't even spread.
Nah,
just boom.
Throw that bitch.
Why do we know that?
I got a question.
Why does this in our agreement?
Yeah,
why both y'all see that shit?
I'd never see that.
see that shit.
Nah, for real.
You really get a lot of food on me.
I actually don't, but it popped up.
But I got to watch a lot of soccer.
So maybe like it got me into the UK algorithm.
Oh, the shut the fuck.
I watch a lot of prem, a lot of Premier League.
Yeah, but they, this is UK.
That's what I'm saying?
Maybe it got me in the UK algorithm.
Okay.
But he's viral.
Like, yeah.
He's viral as shit.
I've never seen it.
Not once.
Full, he's viral as fuck.
Y'all be looking at food for real.
I've been looking at food shit.
I mean, I got a food show that's doing really good.
A food show that's doing really good.
You do?
Yeah.
It's called.
I wonder why.
I wonder why.
Yep, I just went to Mexico City and did it there.
You can't do that.
I could do that.
No, you can.
I actually could do that.
You can't do it.
I could do that.
I could do it and talk about it.
Yeah, this is so funny.
This shit's up.
I could do that.
I could do that.
The problem is coming back.
Huh?
I would ruin your day right now.
You know, no, you're crazy
What are Mexican
Worse enemies?
Is this motherfuckett?
No, no, you try to shit on my weight.
What?
Some shit on your citizen shit.
Oh, my God.
No, no, I just wanted to make a city.
No, so my family's from there
And it's also one of the most famous places in the world.
National Mexico.
Yeah, I got blessed that my family's from there.
So we went to all the, I had a five pound tort.
Oh, I've seen those.
You seen, have you seen that?
I've seen that.
Can I urge you up the photo team?
Yeah, or just pull it here.
But I just know if you were on gear, you would not be this bill, bro.
Bro, I would, oh, my God.
I hear the food.
You got to go to Mexico City.
Yeah, no.
I've heard the food in Mexico City is like amazing.
Amazing.
A torta mal.
Yeah, for my mom loves to.
Yeah.
I don't, I feel like that's too much.
You don't think so?
It is.
I mean, I've never had it.
I never had it.
I never had it, but it does look like it could be a lot of massa.
Yeah.
So it makes it better, though.
That's where I had a fight on the order.
That shit was next level.
You ate the whole thing?
No, no, no.
We did it for the food.
So we could have.
See, there you go.
I see you.
I see your fucking be in the ass face.
I didn't say anything.
I didn't say anything.
I'm a car.
You think he ate the whole thing?
Yeah.
100% eat the whole thing.
You fucking piece of shit.
He ate the whole.
No, I didn't.
I would tell you.
How?
How is how?
Yeah.
I eat that shit like you ate that ass, boy.
What's some of the craziest shit that that that I've ate?
Yeah, that you.
guys eat like cultural ass. Oh, crazy shit that we did. I, I, I, hear that before. Yeah.
I had some holes in Bradley Martin. Fucky. That is a wild setup. That is a wild setup. Um, I mean,
I just had Diego's culture, uh, cooey. Was that as a guinea pig. It was it good? It tastes
like, it tastes like chicken tight just a little more chewier. Um, it wasn't that bad,
but I had it as a taco. I brought my tortillas, a chamano and put salsa on it. And limonis,
it didn't taste bad. I had, I had rabbit in Mexico. I've had rabbit here. I've had rabbit.
Rabbit's good, though.
Rabbit, that's like some Italian shit.
I remember I was a kid and I saw this, like, big Mexican guy,
grab it by the year and just, and they just break its neck.
And it just like pass away and they boiled them.
That's some of the challenge and shit.
That's not very halalab, but yeah.
Oh, my God.
Bro, look that shit.
That was in Mexico?
That was in Mexico city.
But in the corner, just like.
How much it cost?
How much?
$12.
No way.
Food, food.
We only eat a little bit of it.
And then we split it with three other homeless.
walking around.
Oh, you fucking fat bitch.
I see your face.
We only in a little bit.
No, food, that's a lot.
If we can't even bite it for real,
you can't buy it.
It's just unbelievable.
Is that a regular thing they serve
or that's just like you got out?
It's kind of, it's kind of show up,
but it does go viral.
Like, people do get that shit.
And that's just a bunch of, what is that?
How many, how many people do you think it would take to finish that?
Realistically.
It might maybe like.
You two?
Six.
No, there we go, Brad.
Brad finally answered the chat.
All right.
I could dog that whole pause
I could dog that whole
torta no bullshit
the whole thing
at least have I'm a fat ass bro
if you couldn't tell
maybe not the ham
I'm like I don't know why I don't eat that much ham
I don't like that much ham
Torta miranessa
That's a guy that's a guy
I don't know about that much ham
I like I like the salchica
Well you don't have a safe pause
I like the egg pause
What's at the bottom there
Salchia is like weenies
That looks good
The top is what chicken? Chicken
Yeah, I could eat the whole time.
Bread and breaded chicken.
Easy.
I can eat the whole time.
I don't know about all that ham.
Like, I don't know why I ate that much ham.
I don't know.
We just, we saw it.
We went there.
It's just type of shit.
No, it was good.
It looks good as fuck.
Yeah.
And you know it's going to be hell of good when someone that has no gloves on.
Oh, yeah.
Facts.
But what's the most authentic shit there?
Like, what's the most authentic thing?
I mean, this is like street food, I would assume.
Yeah, yeah.
Like authentic food.
Just a torta in general is pretty legendary.
Like authentic makes me food like Menudo, Pozole, tamales.
Tamales actually, the reason tamales came to be
is because when the, when the Aztecs or if I'm
I'm saying the Mayans, I love all you always got the history shot.
I'm saying, when the Aztex or the Mayans
would go out and hunt, they were like,
like it was wrapped already. That's how the first
Tamas. How did, uh, oh, because they had the food ready.
Yeah. I see. Uh, it was like a snack
kind of. You know, did you guys see the shit
with the pyramids?
Tamales, why? Oh, the Europeans ran up there and I got the
house beat by the people. No.
Oh, no. You didn't see that? No.
What happened?
Wait, what happened? What was talking about?
you didn't see like like like like like like like like like some europeans ran up some pyramids and then and then when they came back down they got to ask me by the whole pueblo
i thought i thought i thought this must be like myan pyramids uh oh the mayan pyramid or it might have been the ones where peruzza what is that the uh
the incas no but yeah that shit damn the white guy fucking old what the fuck but i said the right name for them incas he's half mexican huh yeah
I'm Mexican?
Can't tell, brother.
I'm just...
It's in Lima.
Peru.
Peru.
That's where Kui's also ate there, too.
Who?
Kui is a guinea pig.
Oh.
No, but what I was talking about was not that.
I was talking about, like, the ones in Egypt,
in the spires things that goes all the way down.
Did you guys see that stuff?
No.
Like the Mr. Beast video?
No, no.
Yo, that's funny.
I just see the Mr. Beas video like that.
No, they did like some sort of like sonogram type thing.
I don't know if a sonogram.
right where but um some visioning of like what it looks like under i don't know why all of a sudden
they did that shit recently because they could have done it forever but apparently like these is like
it's like 648 meters down like the top of the pyramid is like the top of some other structure
that goes 648 meters down and it has these like spiral things all the way down the Egyptian
pyramid so i was i was the reason why i brought it up because it's fucking insane like it's like
we thought pyramids were crazy to build now imagine that is 10 000 times crazier
It built down.
Built 648 meters down.
Like, pull it up.
And I was going to ask,
I wonder if they had that at like,
you know,
the Aztec pyramids as well.
I wonder if they've done any.
But you know what's crazy.
Now,
I'm just Egyptian pyramids,
imaging,
uh,
I'm sure it'll pop up.
Oh,
like,
like Hidden City under pyramids?
No,
no,
no,
no,
scroll up.
Go type,
uh,
under the pyramids,
under Egyptian pyramids.
Like ups on the ground.
No.
Pillars,
pillars,
pillars,
pillars.
Click that.
That's kind of it, yeah.
I feel like you might have seen this shit
like on the TikTok.
No, but right there, right there, right there.
No, no, up to the right, that.
So apparently this is what's built
under the pyramids.
And you could walk down.
That's what they're saying.
They're like things that spiral,
spirals, you can walk all the way down.
And insane, but it's 640 meters,
which is insane.
It's a bedrock.
Do you think,
it's going to sound stupid,
but they think people like,
there's no way they survived down there
right
I have no fucking idea
at this point it's like
what were these even
like even when I'm watching videos
when people go like
visiting the city of no civilization
and I'm like
it's just black people
like it's just
oh wait
wait wait what
like your homies
and no boys
they wouldn't go visit the city
with no civilization
oh you're talking about just like
the islands that are isolated
yeah but I'm like
I think they know other people exist fool
I mean they have to
if they were allowing people to come and visit them,
then they know that those people exist.
Yeah.
But this is like,
there's all these weird theories about what it is.
It's like an energy grid,
like all this crazy shit,
but it's just,
it's insane to think that that was built back then.
The reason why I brought up,
I was wondering if they ever did any imaging around here
or if like,
I don't know,
they just assume me the Mexicans couldn't dig that deep.
You're crazy.
First of all,
I just want to clarify,
they all look,
these pyramids right here,
these pyramids right here,
everybody always like,
how did they,
How would they build?
Oh, no, no, no.
I could build these buildings.
How are they built?
Like, how are they built?
Like, it's so crazy.
If you were even off a centimeter, the whole shit would not work.
And there's the exact same fucking pyramids of Mexico and no one ever doubts who built those pyramids.
Because we just, we're just hard workers, but I'm gonna keep it on a hundred.
No, it's real.
That's real.
Like they all, hey, it might have been an alien.
They built everything in LA too.
Straight up.
Yeah.
Why do you think, you know, if LA was his own country, it'd be like the fourth, like, top fucking, um,
country in the world.
Yeah.
I think it's California.
California is five, I think.
Oh, wow.
Five out of fucking.
No, no, no.
It's insane.
I'll be down for that.
Would you vote for that?
Can't vote.
Like to be its own.
Yeah.
Its own country.
You would be a citizen of California.
Oh, California used to be part of Mexico.
That's why it's Baja California.
Whatever, bro.
Oh, you're Mexican, fool.
We know.
Like, I'm not.
My fault.
I'm proud to be Mexican.
No, I'm proud too.
But like, you're just like, ah.
He's like, ah, like, what I was saying, man.
Where's his face?
Fuck you.
No, but this is, this is insane.
I can't believe you didn't see any of the shit.
You're the history guy.
I feel like you didn't see this.
I've seen stuff like this, but I'm not going to lie.
Sometimes it seems far-fetched.
Like, do you think they just make it up?
What about this, though?
This is crazy.
I feel like everybody just totally forgot about it.
Didn't they say aliens were real?
I think they've been saying that.
Yeah, but like they made it official.
Like, the U.S. government made it official.
I think so.
Which is insane.
Like, wouldn't that be kind of crazy?
Isn't that like crazy?
I've always thought that that...
I did too, but what I'm saying is the United States,
like U.S. government has made it official.
You think they would deport them?
No, bro.
They fucking have technology.
Way superior than ours.
I don't like into this conversation
because I feel like every time I get into it,
I don't know any better.
So I'm like, I might sound like a fucking idiot.
But I'm with the aliens.
I'm with you, my mom.
With damn.
Keep in a boat for like if an alien community just kicked it.
Just like sat down and was like, hey, what's up, Felipe?
What about, dog?
Corpito.
Run it up.
Run it up.
I bet you they speak like every language, huh?
Yeah.
I don't know, bro.
It's crazy the thing about, right?
What do you think?
What do you think aliens are?
Besides aliens, besides, oh, they're not, you know, we know they're not.
They're not, they're not me and you right now today.
What do I think those aliens are?
What do you think aliens are?
I'm not going to talk about Mexicans.
illegals.
No, I know, I know.
You're talking about aliens, like what they are?
Yeah, like what's advanced beings that they're not like us, to be honest.
They wouldn't be like us.
Not like that.
Not like that.
That's what I would imagine.
And there's a lot of different aliens.
If you pop it up, you can pop up, look it up.
Different type of aliens are the grays.
They're the ones.
The grace.
Look it up.
Different type of aliens.
Like American, Dad.
No, bro.
Look at this shit.
Yeah, exactly.
That's like the most typical one.
But different type of alien names.
Like the reptilians
I'm saying I watch a lot of these
Like fucking crazy shit
That's what I was asking you
Um
No
What's like real real
Star Wars
Do you believe like in um
Grays
Uh little green man
Nordic aliens Nordic aliens
Nordic aliens look like this motherfucker actually
What?
Look up Nordic aliens
Look up Nordic aliens
I look like a Nordic alien
If you had hair you'd be a Nordic alien
What the fuck they got hair?
Look is that is that blue guy right there
Yeah, that's how they supposedly look
That gives me like Aquaman vibe
Yeah, he looks like a superhero
But you look like a superhero just with no hair
So they're like superpowers
Nah, I'm so advanced, you know
No, but they all look like tall white people
That are built
That's what no, I don't know why
No fucking real fucking wasn't wasn't
Wasn't like all the people from Aquaman
They were like this
That's how they look.
Yeah, right, right like other people from that world
I'm telling you straight up
I think aliens are just
Because have you seen recently
They've been talking about like
actually figuring out time travel
yeah they've been talking about that
I think aliens are just humans
what they supposedly look like
you had to look at real photos
like supposedly this is what
this is a eye shit obviously
but like that would be like how they would look
they're just white tall people bro
they look like Aryans to be honest
they look like Aryans
white blue eyes blonde hair
well that's what the Nordic alien is
yeah see this is this kind of giving me like
the people like Aquaman people
you know he looked obviously
like when when they showed his dad
like in the movie I'm like I thought you're my girl looking through my phone
no but a dead ass
I think aliens are just humans that I've lived this life
like way way before and figured out technology
and they're just like come back and fuck around
that's what you think yeah so you think
because we're getting to a point of time travel
imagine that
but even if we are getting to a point
we're not going to figure out time travel until
millions of years from now
bro or a hundred thousand of years
what if this clip comes out in like
they're gonna be like a mega scientist with aliens
and he's just mad watching this conversation
like shut the fuck up
but we don't know
people are gonna look at this this point
be like man they need make podcast equipment
more expensive
not because we just rambled today king
we literally just rambled
who gives a fun
fuck no hey did you
so you guys believe in any
you guys believe in mermaids
no yeah I believe in a lot of things
Well, I don't know.
Well, I don't know. Fuck.
Because those are.
I think.
So probably the aliens live in the ocean, though.
Like, that's what they had said.
Maybe they're mermaids.
But see, but this is.
It's changed it to a real educated conversation.
Well, because we only know what?
10% of the ocean?
Not even.
Not even.
Not even 10%.
I don't even think.
I think it's a tidier percent.
Look, look it up.
Well, this is actually nuts.
This is actually an insane statistic.
The fact that we don't know that much.
Is.
Explore discovery.
5%
About 5%
Compared to 90%
And all we know is
Ugly other animals
Whales
Killer whales and sharks and fishes
Yeah
And then some random animals
That like pop up here
There that are new
Like deep sea ones
There's some old fishes too
That've lived like
5
Like 300 plus years
Which is insane
Is there
I'm not too
Really?
The oldest fish
Can you really look that up?
Tortis just lived like
500 years
Or some shit too
Yeah
Crazy
What is the oldest
Fish
Well, there's also a, there's a type of jellyfish that can live forever.
What's the oldest fish captured or whatever?
Is that fish?
How old is he?
Well, they, 1938.
Have you heard of those immortal jellyfishes?
They just live forever.
They never die?
Yeah, because they know how to, like, restart their life in some weird thing.
Like, it type in immortal jellyfish.
It's kind of like how seahorses, but the men are the ones I have the baby.
Oh, yeah.
And dolphins are rapists?
Like, this thing apparently just like restarts its life cycle.
The fuck said that.
Dolphins are rapists.
Well, that's a fucking alien, dude.
I mean, what are we talking about?
That shit never dies.
Yeah, that's fucking creepy.
It just starts over.
Like, for all you know, that shit just sending signals to the base.
Can you capture that shit and just have it at the pad?
I think it needs salt water.
I feel like it needs a certain environment.
You could, you can salt water.
Yeah, but like, does it need deep like salt water like darks?
I mean, look like, is it?
You just put a blanket over it.
It's dark.
Blackout Carter?
It's dark.
It's dark.
It can't hear anything.
But you just start humming away.
Every time you come around and then, yeah, that's a fucking alien.
Like that's what I would imagine alien looks like.
And it's just sending signals and shit.
See, yeah, it does its whole life cycle.
Just restarts it.
It never dies.
I'm going to use that shit to save like old people and shit.
They're probably trying to figure some shit out.
But I see how it has this metamorphosis, though.
What do you want to live forever?
Oh, that's a great question.
That sounds like...
Like, I'm saying you're going to outlive your love.
Okay, okay, this is going to sound hell of gay.
But like, you know when you see like the movie Twilight and they've lived for years?
Like the vampire foods?
Right.
When you're watching a movie, you can tell that some of them are depressed.
Like, they're just...
You watch Twilight.
Oh, it's a great movie.
Shut the fuck up.
That's crazy gig.
You've never watched...
The other motherfuck I know once it's trial.
I'm not going to lie.
I've never seen Twilight, but I know exactly what you're talking about.
Like, like, like, if you talk to anybody, fool, I'm saying.
I know old ass people.
Yeah.
Like old, like even like 90 where they're like, they just, they look at you like, man, just, they got to take me already.
Fool, it's over with it.
No, that is sad.
I've met people like that.
Because even like, I've heard about people dying from depression because they're, your partner path.
Yeah.
It's just so I think that's the real thing, fool.
I think like when you live so long and let's just say the person isn't what you are, right?
Let's say like, I'm, I don't these people talking about toilet.
Yeah.
Like, they always talk about like the person they lost.
like you know what I think that'll be I don't think I don't think I would want to live
forever that's scary I like if no I wouldn't want it sounds great it really does sound great
like you live forever and imagine you in the twilight they're young right they live forever
young like they look young yeah we're going to say it depends on your quality of life yeah
yeah but you will have to deal with then if you're living forever if everyone's not living
forever way more losses forever they're like these people they're like the fish they have to restart
life so nobody knows who they are
boom boom boom boom you got a thing
but even then that's like
like I like how I'm saying
it would sound amazing to live forever
it sounds good but it's not because
you imagine losing your mom
your dad your siblings that you
know for your first life and then you're
going to find new people that you're going to love and care for
and then you're not live them you're not live
them yeah it's going to be a repeating
seconds I feel like at a point you don't even want to meet people
because you know eventually
you're not going to die they're going to die
Who's oldest person, you know?
Or how about that?
Who, brad?
What the fuck?
No, just kidding.
Oldest person I've met is when I used to work in construction, there was this old man who knew Spanish, bro.
And he was from, if I'm not saying he was Italian.
His wife was Spanish from Spain.
And we worked out of house.
It was literally right there.
Once you get off the 405 was street, it was like a nice area.
anyways we were doing like a sub panel from his house to his back house we're doing a sub panel
and we were digging because you have to dig the song hot to fucking run the sub panel
and he comes out and know with his shovel and he's like helping you guys starts helping
he's probably born 100% bro literally he's been living his own life he's like and he was able
to walk 90 93 if I'm not mistaken able to walk bend over and he was showing and I was like no
no no like I'm gonna get in trouble of you're helping us he's like I think I'll talk to your boss
I just want to help.
And he literally like helped us for like an hour.
And we told him like, yo, like it's good.
Like we got the rest.
And it was insane.
He started telling us about his stories of his life.
He's like, he's like, I'm going to France because I have to sign some documents
for my kids.
He was telling us how he was already planning for his death.
Yeah.
And it was like sad, bro.
Because he like, we went to lunch and we brought him back food and he ate with us.
And he was telling us like, yeah, my wife was an amazing lady.
She was from Madrid, Spain.
And we were asking.
she passed she passed and he was just like and then and then his kids want to live their lives
so he's lonely so what i'm saying like like you don't some foods might just want to like the one
lady i knew uh she grew she lived on the block with us she would eat tommies and drink a coke
every day every day she was like 90 something oh damn eating like that and she said whenever
chikos was not letting the sun hit her too much she would always be in in the house uh by six
or seven p.m or something like that and if she talked about that
and she said that and um she was grumpy fool old i think it depends what age can you lock in
at was it called the his secret because uh one of my co-workers name's jimmy he's like hey
fucking dumb as well he hasn't how the fuck did you live so long that's a good-ass question
it is but the way he said it though how the fuck did you live so long yeah and he's like and then
he's like the secret is a glass of red wine not the white one that shall kill you and he started
cussing he'll kill you but red wine a glass of red wine the day
That's what me, my wife used to drink.
And I was like, oh, wow.
Obviously, it didn't work if his wife.
But his wife died like an 89.
Stop.
Is that his wife like an 89?
Oh, she did die.
89 still look really crazy.
That's crazy.
So that's what I'm saying.
And he seemed like he was interested by you guys, huh?
Yeah, no.
He was just wanted to talk somebody, bro.
He's lonely.
Yeah.
I don't want to live like that.
Nobody wants to live like that.
But what if you could lock in a certain age?
Like, what if you could lock in like now or third?
or 40 or 40, whatever.
Oh, I still just ain't like, like this be when I'm ready to go.
No, no, this be how you'll stay.
Like, what if you just, like you said, you're living forever.
This is some weird, this is a weird, like, we're not talking like real parameters here, right?
What if you could pick an age, not like some crazy, but if you could pick some age.
Like, 25s.
Stay there.
But you have more options to pick than we do.
We want to live for, like, what are they going to choose?
Yeah.
I'll have to pick my 20s.
You pick like right now.
I, I, I, I, but can we switch our figures?
I picked my 20s, but I ain't going to like my, my high school years were really fun.
What was the most fun about it?
What's different then?
Besides, uh, no simplicity in life.
Oh, they said fuck.
And not fun.
No fun, fun, fun.
Yeah, we had no responsibilities, bro.
Yeah, I would say that too.
Well, how was your high school days?
Yeah, I think, I would think those times were like, you're right.
I think like when the first like real online gaming stuff happened, because this would have been like for me in high school, it was just like the.
craziest time it was so much fun man yeah like like but also because i'd have to pay bills yet i was still
just at home you know what i'm saying but i think but i think all of us especially what we all do for
living now obviously you you've known more than we do right but i'm thinking like you ever just wish
simplicity in life i think you live simple 100% you i you're probably one of the most simplest person i've
met with a lot of money but i'm thinking about the sense to where like i sometimes like
like a huge fan of baseball i love the dodgers i was sometimes
wish I could just go to a game and nobody
I was just back like when I went when I was a kid
yeah I get like that for the simplicity in life
is I think what I missed the most out of anything
the money's great don't get me wrong I'm I'm gonna get a new car
today what kind of car I'm gonna get a electric the EQ for the
the Hyundai EQS uh no the EQE the Honda
Mercedes oh Mercedes yeah oh that's nice yeah but what I'm saying
it's like I'm blen all that all that is great but simplicity
like I think I think that's what that's what I think that's probably the most well do that as you age
100% at least me I'm like that's all I want simplicity yeah but but it's crazy because a lot of
your friends aren't as simple right no a little crazier a little but there are certain things
that they are there we can do really simply together that are fun that are dope a shit yeah like me
and Steve love playing video games I've seen that love it that was something you had Diego do that
you guys don't vlog about besides him sitting on you
man Diego
something we do
but besides him
didn't you all day
just what's something
you guys do for fun
just
just fucking
hang out
I don't know
but okay
or or maybe
Diego
because
Diego might be the wrong one
because you met him
through Conchanan
yeah
I mean
what's something you do
with like
a child
okay
fucking
you don't blog
it
it's just you
and him
against the world
for what's something
you guys do
yeah
it's a good question
Yeah.
Play soccer.
No vlog and an empty field.
Nobody's there.
You don't feel like you have to be funny or just being you.
Yeah, we just play soccer.
That's my like my escape, I guess.
Best shit in the world.
You've been there when we ran out the field and shit.
Like we, I just run out the field like real shit.
Like that's really what I do.
I ran out the field.
I call my boys on my blow.
I run out the field.
Let's go play soccer.
That's all we do.
That's fine.
See, that's fly.
I just do that.
I think for me it's a graffiti.
I was going to ask.
Every once in a while, I just, I go by...
It's paint paint?
Yeah, if I go by hundreds, I go by like two, 300, 300 worth of paint.
I pick up all my boys, and we, I'm up all night painting the city.
And I'm not vlogging nothing.
We're just talking shit, drinking white claws, and just everything, every single problem, every bill, every, every comedy.
So I got to do just goes out.
That's, that's like, I tell a hundred other time.
Like, that's the best shit in the world.
100%.
All my best drunks, like, all my best time drinking, they've been at the club, but my favorite.
but my favorite shit is at a random view we grew up going to.
Simplicity, I'm telling you.
I truly believe that that's going to help me make my career a little longer.
Yeah, no, that's...
Simplify life a little bit.
That's my soccer, and it's a dope thing and it's crazy that I'm blessed enough
because obviously the supporters.
Like, I literally ran out the field.
It's not like fucking million dollars, but, you know, it costs money.
I know what you mean because back then you couldn't do it.
Yeah, and my, and you know, I remember when I first,
started doing it, my boys would be like, nah, I don't got the 15 for the field today.
Oh, yeah, y'all like, match it?
Yeah, I'll be like, gang, it's free.
And they were like, what?
Like, you ran out the field?
And I'm like, yeah, I got a good deal on it.
And I just ran out the field, like, constantly.
That's flying.
That's fly.
And now, I don't know why now.
No, I call.
And you run out of the field today?
Oh, yeah, I'll be the.
Now I end up.
Yeah, but that's cool thing you do too.
No, 100%.
It's just, I feel like spending it with the people that helped you grow.
It's always a dope experience.
I'm pretty sure, like, you're taking your boys on the road.
I don't know if you're talking your boys on the road.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I always try to choose one or two on me to go with me and shit.
Yeah.
Because the road could be lonely.
The comedy life could be lonely.
I'm starting to learn.
I just barely this weekend.
I was like, damn, I'm lonely and shit.
I mean, you know what they say?
It's like always the lone, like, the funniest people that are going through the most.
So maybe you're just going to something.
I don't feel like crying right now.
My fault.
No, but yeah.
Bro.
Comedy has been fun, though.
I said it's fun.
Oh, yeah.
It seems so difficult.
stand up yeah you have to make people laugh like and if they're not for you to bro
they're gonna boo you all yeah what's the worst what's like the biggest flop you've had
that you're like god damn it's different okay so like hypodely speaking if you guys were to start
comedy it's gonna always be harder for you guys because your face is already known for
something else he could go do comedy right now and he could eat shit and nobody will ever know
and forget who he is i see what you're saying so when i started i was already the
i was the funniest for online like whatever right yeah so
No, let me, no, make me laugh in person.
I see a little more pressure.
A little more pressure.
A lot more pressure.
Yeah.
So I went up there and I ate shit and I wanted to quit.
It was like a 7.30 show.
And then my manager now, shout out Marty.
He was like, to stay.
It happens is normal.
If you don't need shit, that means you're, like, that's what comedy is about bombing.
Because if you've interviewed a couple of comics on here before,
a lot, a lot.
They tell you about their first time bombing?
Oh, they've all bombed.
Yeah, you eat shit all day.
And I went up at the same time and it was cool.
And now, now I'm like, just killing.
So, not to learn.
Like, what jokes you notice typically either kill or bomb?
It depends on the crowd.
Like, the other day,
they had to go up after Howie Mandel.
And it's awkward for, because you go on stage,
you're going to give him a high five after he gets off,
but he's a germaphobe.
So it was awkward as shit.
And now as a bunch of old white men and white ladies just looking at me.
Like, make me laugh.
So what'd you do?
Where'd you go?
I think I talked about, I think I made fun of myself.
Like, I'm like, I think I said,
some shit like, well, I'm here to try to convince you guys to keep me here.
I think shit like that, you know, I try to play with it.
But, like, comedy's an older sport as well.
Yeah.
So a lot of the comics have kids.
They're married.
A lot of jokes would go based on that.
Or, you know, something of that sort.
Me, I'm talking about experiences that just are recently happening.
So I have to convince people to laugh at my younger self to try to make them remind them of
themselves.
That makes sense.
So comedy is such an older people thing.
I never been to a comedy show, so I started doing comedy.
But food's my age.
Like, you're not, you and I'm going to go to a comedy show.
Only a few knows there.
It's just not a thing you know you do type shit.
So when I'm performing, I'm usually performing to people that are 30 plus.
Maybe if they've been following me for a while, they're my age or a little younger, 23, 23, 22.
But other than that, it's like pretty much older.
Would you ever do stand up?
I would love to, but that's the thing of me.
I'm a bitch.
I'm scared of failure.
But, I mean, if he says it's just, you got a bomb.
You got a bomb, you feel me?
Before I'm touring the country now, it's fun.
I would love to do it.
Yeah, that's sick.
I don't know.
That shit is so much.
It's a different high.
For when I'm up there, food, like, it's a whole different world.
Where do you get the biggest positive reaction?
Like, what cities?
I think, I've been blessed.
I've been, I've been co-signed by some people I consider legends, like, Joe Coy.
Oh, legendary, yeah.
He's a man.
When I got invited to Fluffy's barbecue and I was ordering food, he just passed by me,
and he telling me my shoulder, and he's like, keep doing your thing.
Fluffy?
Yeah, Gabriel, Lesious.
Damn.
And then, like, that's hard.
I fuck with, like, I'm a huge fan of Andrew Schultz.
Yeah.
Humongous fan.
And I've, I've seen him like some of my shit.
So I'm like, okay, that's cool.
Like, that's, that's somebody that's kind of more my generation.
He's super, like, doesn't give a fuck.
He don't get a fuck about nothing.
So I fucked with him, but like him.
But yeah, so pretty much everybody that I've, like, not looked for approval from,
but, like, have shown me love.
Like, I'm like, okay, that means I'm doing something, right?
Yeah.
So that's dope.
But I might as well, I kick.
I'm thinking it with some of the legends that are doing this shit at my age,
killing it like me, Renee Vaca, Ralph Barbosa,
rest of peace, camp floors, all those like,
we're like, we're like co-workers in a sense,
you know, we're associates in the comedy game.
So being around motherfuckers that have Netflix specials
and they're telling you're doing something, right?
I'm like, okay, I guess I'm doing this shit type shit.
Yeah.
So that's like the best shit.
And now, how did you get into that, though?
Like, when did you know, like, you know, like,
because I think you want to get there, like,
like from from the skids i mean at least me right from the skits to
comedy to doing movies yeah so doing
you want to do movies yeah i have a huge one coming out i have an independent film
coming out tomorrow and then i have a big one coming out with sony pictures
all over the world i mean all over the country in movie theaters
where rancho mele clicka it's jd i've never seen you've seen you've seen the trailer
the promo yeah i'm in that that's crazy yeah so that's like the next dope like i want to act
fool. That's like, I want to be, I want to be gone for three months and fucking somewhere
doing the dope-ass movie. Like, that's like the goal shit. That's hard.
Because movie shit, that's, like, I think that's anybody's goal, right? Yeah.
Like, have you ever thought about getting into that whole world? Yeah, I've done a few,
a few, like, just little one-off things, but I would do more of it for sure.
I haven't, I don't like seen, even when I was watching, like, especially like, all the
lifting stuff. I'm surprised you haven't tried to move into, like, the WWE shit.
I would do that too. Yeah, I just never tried it. Oh, you still athletic in the
to be in the way.
What the fuck
kind of disrespect
for shit?
You're no older.
Nah,
you're no older.
I thought after the
Logan said,
I thought I would have been
the next step.
It just wouldn't make
sense, right?
Like to go like
start the beef there?
That would be virus
because
like you still jump out
the pool though.
Of course,
I don't know.
I don't know
if I don't know
if you got it.
Yeah.
Like jumping off the rope,
you can do that.
Well,
I'm not that fucking old,
bro.
What the fuck?
You're 35.
So what?
You're a little older.
You don't think I could jump off a rope?
I'll do that shit tomorrow.
I can see you jumping off the rope and, ah.
Nah, bro.
I brought my shoulder.
Nah.
Nah.
The fuck.
Talking shit.
Yeah, I rub my shoulder.
But I would assume you would have started going there.
I've never tried it.
I would do it.
Let's do a rest of the video.
We're doing one next in two weeks in Las Vegas.
Get your ass with real quick.
We'll go with Dominic.
Oh, that's the guy right there.
That's my dog right there.
Shout Domino McSterio, man.
Shat the Mysterio family.
Hey, you know what's crazy?
That he's really not known for fighting too much.
He's known for having bitches.
Like, he's...
Like me?
Really?
That's the whole thing in the WWB?
Shit like me?
You know what?
Like, you're not known for that.
Ah, see?
Hey.
Nah, you're not known.
But he's not known for that.
What?
You're known for the guy that got ass on his face.
Philippeito and Sarah.
Philippeito and Kathy.
Philippeito and Violet.
And, hey, I'm just let you know.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Bro, right on.
Bro, did you plan this?
I forgot to tell you he wanted to come.
What the, yo, come over here with this dumb-ass outfit.
What are you wearing?
Why the fuck do you have the Italy flag on?
Yo, he do got the Italy flag.
I came just to let you know, I'm ready.
He has a cup, by the way.
That is not his shit.
He got a cup.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
No, you've been cooking.
Right.
Hey.
Yo, you can sit right there.
No, real shit.
Nah.
Sit in the face like you did before.
I can't do something real shit.
I'm gonna talk to you, bro.
What the fuck is this?
Fuck, cover your shit, gang.
Nah.
Why are you ducking me three years?
I've been challenged you to the swim race and you don't fucking race.
And no one duck you, bro.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
We're gonna do it right now?
That's what I came in to do.
Why is a gay?
This is it's hard not to.
Are you looking at my dick?
No.
And I just amazing dies.
Amazing dies.
It's great.
Thank you, man.
Are you been doing it?
I'm a good shit.
Wow.
I did not expect this.
Do you know.
Hey, ask you about me.
Do you know.
Tell me.
That was a good swimmer.
Really?
He's a great swimmer.
I'm like,
where'd you see him swimmer?
You raised him?
You raised him?
I played water polo growing up.
You raised him.
Yeah, and he wore my ass.
But also then I thought that I thought that.
But then I should have known.
He's like a six-pack.
I'm like, well, not right now.
Not right now.
You lost it.
It's boken.
I'm broken.
I don't know what that means.
Okay, did you forget a shave?
Are you looking at my phone?
No, I just...
Why are you looking at my shit?
I'm being quick.
Why you're looking at my shit?
No, no, no.
Why you put me back on that?
Stay, stay, stay, stay.
It's terrible podcasting.
You're in the way of our conversation.
The reason he knows is because when you sat on his face, a little bit of hair.
And let's talk about, hey, fool, you know, you could have pressed starch just for real.
Could have.
Yeah, I was my dog.
Right or die?
That is my dog, bro.
Yeah.
He was doing this or not?
I came in for one reason.
reason, bro. That's why we're belonging.
I have dogs, too, but
they don't know.
Okay, I was scared as fuck.
Brenton was a bitch.
He didn't want to jump.
Bro, he wanted to jump over your fucking friends,
man.
No, it's fine.
The dogs there.
I don't,
I mean,
I don't even know if you can say
the thing.
Yeah, yeah.
But I wouldn't,
but I was a way,
but I'm sorry.
Like, I did not have poop.
I told them you're going to walk in
first in like the fucking Koolie, man.
You're people prepared to get slapped.
No, no, no, I won't slap him.
No.
Hey, that is the funniest shit in the world.
by the way you slapping that kid is for me and my homies reenacted all day by the way he's a kid
fool he didn't know any better brad he's 21 do you regret it no he's 21 what you mean a kid
if it's not be me it's an adult bro what's a kid kid is like 16 Brad you're 15 when
brad when you were 30 he was a teen so I don't give a fuck he's 21 what the fuck you mean
that's just the most funny and shit in the world it was like oh shit yeah that fool
when he was standing there was in his bucket for I would have took off
you slapped my homie like that i'll be like we gotta whoop this big motherfucker's ass do you think you
would have if you slept the shit like i mean i didn't hit him that hard fool why shut the fuck
up you thought i hit him hard here the mic was here so maybe it sounded louder you thought i hit
him hard for real it was like a little no shut the fuck oh no that's a light that was a light
tap no it wasn't fool bro i hit him with i hit him with these three fingers no you didn't i 100
didn't run it back nah no i wasn't there but i saw i know you weren't there because now you
would have been right there bro it was like a little it was like the bad it was just that
it's i didn't get it with my palm you slept the fuck out of him i didn't get him with my palm
that would have been a slap slap like i didn't get him with my hair i prefer the ass in my face
than me and slap yeah yeah yeah he got like just he looked pussy after damn because not because
i see because not everybody thinks i can slap the shit out of you yeah yeah yeah you probably
like he lost mad crush shout out to table rinaldo like but now now people walk around like
i could probably slap him he won't do shit
Nah.
No, no.
Dude up.
Everybody got slapped in the face?
I'm gonna get out of here.
Why?
Are you scared of the face?
What?
No, I just don't want to interrupt the podcast, but...
You did that.
You're too late for that.
I know, but...
Yeah, you're waiting too late.
I don't want to interrupt the podcast.
You're fucking.
That's definitely a cup.
It is.
Yeah, I'm packing this.
Yeah, I know.
Let me just take a picture real quick.
Yeah, go here.
Can you do like, can reenact the video?
You guys were in his face?
You're stupid as fuck.
Just flicking me up like this, though.
You got bitches on your phone?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I file tag you.
Okay, let me know.
But why is your gym always the one that goes viral, bro?
I don't know.
You always got viral shit going on.
Slappy fools in there.
Setting up fights that are not real in there.
Face.
Face to the fucking.
I don't know.
That's in the face.
I mean, it's a lot.
I think it's just the environment.
You think people gravitate towards you and that's where they want to do it?
Or what do you think it is?
I mean, I just know all the influences, right?
So it's like just the environment.
And it's okay to film there.
Yeah, yeah.
Most gyms is just not okay to film.
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with?
No, real shit, bro, Brad, please.
Let's run it.
I've been waiting, bro.
But not in his little.
You're pulling out of, by the way, you're blessed.
But.
No, you can't even swim here.
He's not even.
He can't raise.
Anywhere, bro.
I'm just ready, dog.
Bro, shit.
I've been waiting.
I say you race them, right?
$5,000.
Smoky, you think I should better be out of your account?
I'll do it on my account.
He said, not our account.
Five bands?
You really think he got a chance against me.
Real shit.
You see me in my, like.
Yeah, but he's also like, he doesn't like,
like a, like a, like a,
Like a shot up, like Greek God a little bit.
Okay.
Well, I'm ready whenever you.
But, but they do say,
four years, by the way.
But I go like, they do say like,
buff was on got the same motion as like,
he's like lengthy, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you might, you might get stuck.
Yo, gang, I saw you peeping.
I saw the fucking peep.
I never looked at your dick.
He went out of this.
He did he.
He didn't.
No, he didn't.
No, I didn't.
He didn't.
He went to.
He went to.
He went to.
He went to do.
No, no.
He went to do.
He went at this.
No, no, no.
No, bullshit, he went here.
Nah, I looked him up, though.
I was trying to see what he had.
You know what he had?
I know you're Italian.
That's why I wore this one.
Yeah, it was a sign of disrespect.
Where'd you go back to that?
Oh, shit.
I don't even know, man.
Shit is.
Is that hurt your eyes right now?
It looks like it.
I'm trying to stay in fucking character, though.
So let me know when you're ready after this podcast, bro.
Real shit.
Okay.
Italy on the bad.
Italy on the back.
Italy on the back.
That's the straight up.
Italy on the back.
I'm not.
You got the tweets.
Oh, look.
God, get that out of here, bro.
Get it out of here, bro.
That shit is gay, but I feel it.
All right, yeah.
Back to the real.
Respect.
Respect.
Respect.
They're broken to your house.
Would you be down and set it up?
Yeah, I'll do it.
What day?
He's been seeing this shit for four years.
He said he's been ducking him forever from bro.
I'm not going to lie.
It is, but he came into your house and challenged you in front of all of us.
Well, let's be specific.
He was at home with, but I'm doing another white guy.
I don't know.
What's your name,
James James or they bought to a car
James
Coach or shit you feel me
Latino's up in the white
That's dope
I feel it Brad did it to you
You gotta help one of his kinds
You know what I'm saying
I respect okay
They called him and said
Hey you guys
I'm gonna put my under warrant
We're gonna break into
Only white man we know what at home
Drove to whatever city we're in
Brad then pussy I didn't want to climb it
But I don't pussy I didn't climb it
So who climbed?
Wait so yeah yeah yeah that's yeah
Yeah that's exactly what I'm thinking
It was Holly James, because they didn't suspect this shit.
Oh, James Climbing?
Oh, my mommy left her keys inside.
Nah, who did climbing?
Probably Diego.
I was halfway there.
Like, I was already on top, but like, I'm short.
So a fall from that height, but it would have been that end.
Okay, his gaze not that open, cocksucker.
Not that big.
So who climbed it?
Nobody.
I got the code.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, so you have the code, but he was down to climbing.
Yeah, he was there.
He was there.
I climbed it like two days ago, bro.
He was glad.
No, he did.
He did.
No, he did.
I love the security here, I was scared as fuck.
I was that.
That's why I looked at my phone.
The big dog.
The brain one?
Yeah, that's a scary motherfucker.
That's why I'm trying my phone.
You got to shoot for that motherfucker.
What do you got to do when the dog bites?
Don't they say you got to hit him a certain way?
Fuck.
Yeah, but if you have you want to lock, you might be.
You're fucked.
That kind of dog.
That dog's big.
It's a king corso, no?
Yeah.
Finger in the butt?
Yeah, that's what they say.
But like, you're not going to reach that dog's butt.
He's too big.
He's got you here.
You ain't reaching his butt.
Unless you're fucking, you're, fool.
That was weird.
That was gay and shit.
My shit was weird.
You know, why you guys try to hold hands?
You know, no, you know what's crazy for you got this convoyated after your man's came in here naked, full.
Like, you got a little different.
True.
Yeah.
You're the way.
You're the way.
Yeah, but I'm not embarrassed.
I don't hide shit.
You're hiding the fact that you think he's fine.
Huh?
What the fuck going on right now?
I don't think Diego's fine.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, bro, shit.
I don't know as homies?
I think I'm fine, bro.
Oh, yeah, look, you're getting the red.
Oh, I'm not.
Bro.
I can't even, it's not even physically possible for me to be red.
It's not even physically possible for me to turn red.
All right.
But look at me my thinking you don't think Diego's fine.
I don't think they go's fine.
I don't think Diego's fun.
Okay, do you think Brad's fine?
And he's definitely not him.
Look at him and I'm like, Brad, I don't think you're fine.
Brad, I don't think you're fine.
This is my fucking.
That's weird.
That's weird.
That's weird.
That's weird.
That's crazy.
But then he was broken to his home.
And he just walked in the middle of his job.
I respect it.
Latino shit and James shit.
Yeah, yeah.
You know the type of fools you like, you're kids, fool.
I know.
I love him.
I love it.
This is great.
This is great.
A lot of white man won't let you just break into their home.
Oh, I know.
Yeah.
We're good on this side.
Hey, but what happened is a car.
Hey, but what happened
the car they gave you?
It's out there.
Just sitting?
Yeah.
He has plenty of cars, bro.
I know.
Every time I want,
I know,
you know what crazy,
you kind of have a regular car, huh?
That's what we got him a regular car
so you could be incognito more
when he does,
like,
I have a regular car too, though.
I got a Tacoma.
That's regular,
no.
That's regular as fun.
But people were still assuming
you're in a Tacoma.
Yeah.
What other car would I,
would I not be a...
The Volkswagen Jetta.
I would never in the Mayneers.
They gave me a beater
ass jet. I got to put money in the sticks shift.
Nah, that bitch is that. I bet
you that shit don't run. I bet you it does.
Right now. Maybe the battery dies. The battery
that you haven't ran in a couple weeks.
Batteries do that. That's true.
Your other big ass cars, though.
Yeah. That was nice.
What kind of car do you drive right now?
An infinity, Q-50.
Real ghetto shit.
When are you going to get a new car?
I got a Nissan. Yeah, but if you bought a new car, what would it be?
Something I can write off?
Well, yeah. You can write off most of those things.
Like, what's your dream car?
Well, my dream car is a Nissan G-TR-R-35.
That's my dream car.
I don't know about cars like that.
I want a G-wagon.
I don't, it's like L.A. L.A.
I heard they're not.
They're better now.
When I had it, they were still kind of older, and they were like, they felt kind of,
now you'd like it.
I've drove in one.
It's just like, it's not my cup of team.
But I'm but I'll warn you, terrible on gas.
I've heard, I've heard, like almost not worth it on gas.
Like five miles of a gallon kind of shit.
No way.
What the fuck?
Yeah, if you get a G63 and you just drive kind of fast, you're washed.
Oh, shit.
You're spending so much money on gas.
Because you like fast cars.
Are you want like something like shot out of like Passen Fier's?
Yeah.
Like Tokyo Jeff.
I don't think you could write off a GTR.
Yeah.
You can't write off a Gtri.
You can't write off like it's not like an oversized vehicle.
You can write off so much.
But you could write off the lease.
You can write off that kind of shit.
Okay.
I know that.
That's crazy.
Another crazy topic.
Like they don't teach you that.
I really thought you couldn't write off like let's say I got a fucking Mercedes Benz.
You could definitely write that all of you use it for work.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can write off a ton of stuff in a bunch of different categories.
You can write off so much.
You can write off a GTR, Nissan, or whatever.
Yeah, you should do it for content.
Yeah, I do write off shoes, actually, because it's for content.
Yeah, so you can write off a portion of it for content, a portion of a personal use.
You could still write it off.
But, yeah, they don't teach us anything that we should actually learn.
That's fucking...
Do you have any, like, shit that you, like, any knowledge that you would like to teach
to the younger audience about that, that doesn't turn to anything, like finance and stuff?
I just got bored right now.
Yeah.
Oh, see, maybe they did teach us.
You just fucking weren't paying attention.
I mean, you got to look.
They definitely didn't teach us.
No, they didn't teach us shit.
I'm not going to lie.
When I was in high school, my last year, I was in cooking air class.
And the teacher tried teaching us how to write a check and no one fucking paid attention.
And that's including me.
That's whatever.
I mean, it's really more so like you have to find stuff.
Like if we talk about specific finance stuff for taxes, you should look into that knowing that
eventually like if you want to own a business or if you want to like work for yourself,
that's one of the most important things to understand and learn.
Because you just, if you're not actually looking at numbers at all and you're not recognizing
like how you can get tax breaks or not, you're just going to,
be like you're going to be absolutely fucked if you're like a single individual with no
dependence yeah and when you start making money they're taking so much from you that is crazy yeah
you take everything from you like imagine you make it like i'll never forget i told the story but
i made a million dollars and i was like oh i'm rich i'm gonna be good and like i bought a few things
and then i had to pay taxes and i was like i'm broke now like imagine having a million
dollars in your bank account you got to get 400 like i think it was like 420 000 of the
government i didn't know that i already spent like 300 000 that federal and then their state right
Yeah, federal will say, but federal is is about 40%.
So it's like they're already, and then states like another like a couple hundred, like 120.
So so you're you're giving away like to him near all your money.
And you don't recognize that because you don't know that until like you go, oh shit.
Wait, I have to pay this now.
So I bought like other shit.
And then the 400,000 that was like, I spent like 800, 6, 7, 800,000.
I was like, oh, I thought I was rich.
So I'm imagining a million dollars goes to $200,000 like that.
damn yeah because the taxes i had no because i didn't know i should have bought this i should
about these other things to like write off i had no idea about it i was just you were just wasting
that shit yeah i mean i wasn't wasting i bought a few things that i could write off but there was so
many other things i could have bought in that could have deferred like how much i would have had to
actually pay oh god but i didn't do that so i paid the most amount because i had less write-offs
i had a few but regardless i'm like you go from a million dollars to fucking 200,000 you're like
oh shit it's different like life hit quick yeah which is crazy because you think i mean it's still a
win because you still, you made more money than, I've made more money than I ever made at that point.
Yeah, yeah. But you're not, you're never, you don't know until it hits you and you're like,
oh, this is, oh, this is different. Oh, shit. Okay. So it's all just like, if for, for, for younger
adults who are, like, are not there yet, learn about taxes. Learn about rightoffs. Learn about, like,
what you can't expense. That's fucking. Yeah, I've always, the, I think the most important
thing growing up, they always say your credit too. Like, like credit is one of the most important.
Well, credit is more valuable than money sometimes. Yeah, yeah. Like, you can't buy certain things if you
don't have good credit, even if you have money.
I wanted a different card, and they were like,
they're like, you've never bought a car.
So I couldn't get that car. So I'd settle
with the car. Yeah, and a lot of times you have shitty credit,
then you could get a car at, like,
a way lower rate, but your credit's bad.
So it'll give you a terrible rate, and you'll spend
a ton of interest, and you pay a ton of the interest,
and you don't even pay down the principal of
the actual value of the car, and you're just paying
fucking interest. Because your credit's so
bad. Those are things that credit
and taxes. If you can fucking get that shit right,
because my mom took out a card in my name when I was
born and fucked my credit up like destroyed my credit like i was like zero and i had a credit
line that was fucking fucking up all my credit i had to go back and send all these letters to
experience and all these different like credit reporting agencies and be like i was literally
like born when this was out how was this on my what the fuck yeah yeah my mom hold me like that
she really did you for failure yeah so i had to go back and fix that so i could actually just
buy regular shit i couldn't i couldn't like i couldn't finance car can do anything
nothing yeah she a discovery call never forget it she held me but too why we cast to your social
no you you you fucking you'd be hoed do you have a 10 number i 10 yeah i 10 right yeah my mom
filing taxes that's what's for yeah in taxes I know relax I don't everybody know
I was the spanish we do pay her taxes hey hey if you did construction for real
yes bro I did real construction bro why that's a that's a video I really want to do with you
I know he's trying to do the whole swimming thing,
but that's something I really want to go doing.
Taking bad with construction?
Datum.
But I've been telling him to set it up.
I'm down to do that.
But I'll do that shit tomorrow.
But you're doing a whole eight-hour shift?
I'll do the, whatever, how long they do it, I'll do it.
But I told you this and you said, I don't know about waking back from 6 a.m.
I said so many times you, I remember it's last time I said it.
We might have to wake up at 5 a.m.
I was saying it.
I was saying it.
I was saying it, no, this is bullshit.
I told him we might to pick about 5 a.
I was standing next to the Smith machine.
I told him this last.
I said, I don't give a fuck, just set it up.
Hasn't done it.
I set it up.
I set that bitch up.
They're like, we got this big ass white boy doing all the work today.
Yeah, running.
I'm saying, man, those muscles do not mean shit at the job site.
I'll show you.
And we'll bring Modellos and all that.
I think this.
I think this is my thing.
Because like, I'm going to be honest.
I think I told you this.
I did construction for a day and a half.
And.
Day and a half is crazy game.
Hey, first of all, those shit on.
A day and a half is crazy.
Oh, so we're shedding on life now.
No.
We're sitting in our life now.
So that's what we're doing right now?
Oh, my God.
Let me hear it.
Why, what happened?
Why couldn't you do two days, a day and a half?
Because it was hard.
I gave it to my mother.
Not for real.
That's real shit, fool.
I give it to motherfuckers.
Yeah, we know that.
Bro, I'm saying, I'm giving you a problem.
I did that stuff.
I don't even give it to me.
It's the people out there.
No, my fool.
Oh, for you're such a kiss-ass, fool.
I'm giving me the credit of credits.
Dude, just as you said, I give it to them.
I give it to them, too.
I remember, I remember when I started doing it because I, my, right before I started
I told my uncle like I'm gonna start working
but my mom's homie got me the job
and my uncle was like
you don't need to be doing construction
like you don't fuck your body up young
and my mom my uncle told me that
and my uncle worked awesome
if you get fucking strong
yeah it doesn't fuck up your
like like I think I think so right
I think that's why I have that humpback thing you
nah it's because you're fat
straight out
wait do you have a humpback
do you have the thing?
No all you have the little thing
yeah
that might be you might be right
I would carry wrong before
Yeah, yeah, for your, for, every old motherfuckin that's been doing construction for a long time, their backs have never been full.
I know motherfuckers that are 40 with wearing braces just to walk around their house.
Like, I would carry, I didn't know how to carry shit.
And, and gym and because you're not the same shit.
You don't lift it with, like, proper technique and all that.
It's like, where you grab certain shit.
Yeah, yeah.
So, so look, the first day they were like, they're like, we're going to give you the easiest job.
And I was, okay, you brought fucking gang.
I remember this spot.
It's in front of the Habachi.
Downtown LA, right by six, fool.
I remember, if I can look it on my phone,
the building's there right now is built.
I'm like, yeah, I was part of it.
Yeah.
That's kind of dope.
That's kind of dope.
So look, they were just building it,
and they're like, okay,
this is like a palette of metal shit.
Heavy ass like shit.
They're like, all you're going to do all day
is carry it up and now.
And I'm like, oh, okay, that's like.
But would they make a palette?
Like, it was like metal.
It was like metal.
Oh, metal sheets.
But like, no, but it was heavy.
Heavy as shit.
Yeah, yeah.
And it was just me and some little man from Guatemala.
Them food are beast.
Fool, they're beast.
Boom.
That fool lifts it and he's like, come on.
He's like talking shit.
Like, yeah.
He's like tomorrow like, come on.
Like you got to, you're young, you're alive.
Come on.
That's when you.
And I'm thinking this got to be like, this has got to be the most.
Nah, fool.
I was dying.
Like I did it from 6 a.m. to like 3 p.m.
We had lunch at 12.
Yeah.
Fool.
They were like, they're like, hell on.
They're like, you got the easiest shit.
I'm like, motherfucker for, and then, and then there was like an elevator thing,
like the little elevators, but then like, we can't be waiting on it all day.
You got to walk.
You got to walk, walk up the stairs.
And you're going up a couple of flights.
And then when you, when I'm like, how is this easy?
But the demolition is just up hitting a bunch of walls.
Yeah, but they're like, now you're using your whole body.
I want to go do that so bad.
And you don't just hit the fucking wall for fun.
Like, you got to know where you're hitting.
Yeah, fool, that shit.
I don't know like that.
Like, I did that shit.
That same, I started out that same day before I went home.
Showered like I got four.
Filling asleep, I got 5.36.
Damn, you got home.
30.
Furn of sleep all day, fool.
All day.
Bro, let's do that.
I want to go, man.
And I'll set it up.
I would set it up.
You got to let me know what they is.
And you got to do it with jeans.
Easy.
You got to do jeans, boots.
Easy.
And the shirt,
whatever shirt it is.
You got to keep a classic.
I asked you if you want to run it back too.
I told that for the suck.
I've done it before.
I literally said, I said, do know,
I said, I said, I didn't know, I didn't.
I really thought, dude know,
I'm gonna be like, hell yeah, bro, be the right there.
Now, I haven't I for you.
Full motherfuckers that do construction.
For one of my best friends, he's a fencer.
Like, like, no, no, like fence.
Oh, yeah, he fences all over the city.
Like he, that motherfucker be, like, fool, that's his, that's next level of shit.
For anybody that does any type of labor work, that's just crazy.
Like, my homie one time was like, hey, fool come.
But we just, um, did the demolition in the house.
Now we got to throw everything away.
Yeah.
So it sounds simple, right?
Like, but now you're carrying.
70 pound fucking pieces of part of the house.
You got to throw them away to the trash cans all the way in the street.
Or you put the carretillas and shit.
And they didn't have it.
Oh, hold.
So I waited.
So across the street, there was a family leaving on a trip.
I could see them packing.
They left.
I went across the street, grabbed their trash cans, and put all the shit in there.
Everything could do little by little.
I was like, I was like, so you can roll it.
Yeah, so we can roll it.
But food, like.
I want to say one of the hardest ones that I ever did was roofing.
That's fucking hard.
I'll give it to everybody
doing roofing that
like I ain't gonna lie
I really thought
like I really like
at one point in my mind crossed
because we had already done
for a couple of days
and I was really debating it like
yo I'm about to say
like I feel sick
I'm gonna just go home
and we were far
we were probably in downtown layout
I don't go fuck
I'll get an Uber back home
because it was hot as fuck
and you gotta climb up and down
take up the shingles
drop the shingles
come back down
what's the average you make like
in a day like
I remember I used to make
when I was construction 120
a day
the whole day
Matt's off before before I stopped wearing construction
I made like 145 a day
A day that's my whole day
And you could work how many days a week
As many as you want
Well Monday to Saturday
I was actually blessed enough that Sundays
It'd be off, it'd be like
You know, the families
That's not bad
145 a day for Monday
Friday
I mean Saturday
Money Saturday
How many hours
Well I'd wake up like at 5, 530
Get to the job like where we all meet up
You know the site
And what we all meet up
Until I discuss what we're going to do
6, 615, 630 we're leaving
Like that six 30 you're late
Like we're leaving late
Yeah
615's best
We probably pass by
How much is that per hour
I don't know
Fucking 615
We leave head over to like
Downtown LA
Fucking all these other
It was never in the valley
You know
We never really worked in the valley
We got the job at 8
From 8 to 12
That at 12 is lunch
12 to 12 30
Was like our lunch
And maybe 12 to 1
If the boss was in there
And then we go back at 1
And we probably start packing up like 435
And then we get stuck in traffic
for like an hour and a half
be back home
637-ish
7 hours
of work
8 hours shift
just say
just do 8 hours shift
That's not a 9 hour shift
That's from
Oh 17
Yeah
But that's
But that was there
How long ago was that
Philippe?
This was like
Two years ago
Yeah
I don't do no more
No but also
No but also
You were working
Like with a company
Or you were working
Like you were just
Like Hollis
Hollis
Yeah but I was like
I was like
Hired
You got me
Like I worked
I had work every
I had work every day.
No, I know, I know, but it was Hollis.
Yeah, like, it wasn't the union.
Like, he was, like, it wasn't a union job.
No, they make sure the shit to the money.
Then food's baked bread.
Yeah, they can't pay like fucking 35 an hour.
Now, for my homie, sometimes gets paid 70-something in an hour.
If they're working, for the homie did the police station in downtown, it was like 65, 70 an hour.
Yeah, yeah.
And they're doing eight hours shift.
Yeah, no, that's stupid good.
But, like, but like, for other people that most people aren't in the union,
it's so hard to get in the unions in general, you're not.
making that bro and and because what you're doing is hollis yeah so basically it's a contractor
that just gives jobs and hires your swagger right yeah but yeah but yeah like his license
and all that so you know that they mostly hire illegals yeah yeah or or i don't know some i do know
some price doesn't make brand though no of course and then some some other people actually get
their own highlights too you get me yeah like they get their own hollis obviously like it's it's
whoever's fucking wants it bad they're gonna go out and get more you get me get more work
But me, I was, I was just like, I'm like, I was, I guess, I would just go and work and come back.
Yeah, it was like 17, 50 an hour.
That's nuts.
Yeah.
Let's, let's go do that.
It's dead serious.
It's hard work.
I'm going to, I mean, you know, right now.
Bro, what the fuck?
Yeah, it's not quiz, though.
You just, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck you.
I could do that shit, bro.
Nah, we'll see.
The fuck you think I don't do hard work?
No.
No?
Brad.
Yeah.
You put your fucking treadmill in your car and go in front of in and out.
Get the fuck out, brad.
Get the fuck out.
I got two bad bitches on the fucking barn.
That wasn't hard?
That was nothing.
That was hard.
She probably got too hard, but that shit was not hard.
I've seen Fools from Construction do that and then go home and be a dad of four.
And I'm going to just clarify it, obviously.
I just even shout you off for even actually saying you're going to do it.
And I know you'll do it.
But you got understand.
We did it, right?
Like, we're going to do it.
Let's say we do it.
We knock it out.
No, I do it every day.
It's every single day.
We did it for a fucking video.
Yeah, fool, that's it.
Every single day.
And the stress of knowing you got to do it so you can support your family.
Yeah, yeah.
No, that's the...
And mind you, you're in a country that you don't know.
You know, that most people that, you know,
they work construction, at least in L.A.
are from a different country.
And they come in for a better future.
And some of them have to send money back to their family.
You get me?
So it's a fucking hard job.
That's why I always...
How do you get into the union thing like that?
That's hard.
No, but that's like people that are born here.
You have to...
I mean, I don't know.
I was never in the union, but if I'm not missing, you have to be born here to join the union.
Like, because they actually run your credit, you're like everything.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, because you get like background checks.
Yeah, it's not easy to join.
Because in that money sounded great.
Oh, no, yeah, but that's, but that's not for the people that are like, oh, I'm not
mistaken.
I mean, I don't want to get cooked and maybe be like, oh, I'm in the union.
I don't have, maybe you need to have like a work permit.
You can't.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure there's loopholes.
I didn't know.
I don't know about the loophole.
But if there is, man, run it up.
I'm pretty sure there's new books
Go do it a couple days a week
That should be insane
Oh, that's insane
I was $75
That's like a high-pay nurse
Yeah
For you think about
Even like the
Like you know
Like I'm not
Not bad shale y'all
But versus you know the motherfuck
Is that like when they're building the roads
And the guy that's just like this stop
Yeah
Like he can't pay 65 75
I swear
For so
Yeah bro because that's a government job
For when I was working
For when I was working that shit
The elevator dude
it was just a dude sitting now running the elevator back and forth down
getting paid the same
probably more than me because he's been there longer
oh wow you're under stripes to do that
yeah I get I get you're in the strife
yeah that's fair
you didn't know your stripes
nah I didn't get asses in your face
yeah
I just get butt in your face
damn that's kind of gay
what happened to you man used to be so strong
fuck you bitch I'm so strong
I don't know when I first when I first saw to see you
you wear you wearing a buff bob
yeah when I saw you too you
you were you were
what what you were
was fat on fat violence here what's going on here
are you trying to say he's fat
I'm just glad you kept your figure
sadly I couldn't keep
my figure but it's not good
or your manhood
fuck you
hey that was a fool
that's wrong of you
oh wow
not a camera's rolling
live shoot
Anything for content, huh?
Trying to clarify, I had no idea
was to do that.
Like, I'm gonna say one more time.
I'm gonna say one more time
I had no idea I was gonna do it.
Yeah, no one did.
No one did.
That was funny as fuck though
because it wasn't me.
But it was funniest shit.
That was the funniest shit ever.
I ain't gonna lie.
Like, that shit got sent to my group chat like three, four times.
Really?
I did you know, I'm like, yeah,
that's the one at the bar right there.
And I hate to the people we play song with Duno?
I'm like, that's what you're cool, right?
The hum me was like, hell yeah,
that's kind of gay though, but hell yeah.
Somefuss thought that shit was, like, cool.
I thought it was cool.
The older, the older crowd thought it was like fucking, like, Diego should be fucking shot.
You get me?
Like, that's, but, like, our generation.
I'm 50, I'm 50 50.
Yeah, yeah, no.
Don't kill him, but, like, shocking maybe, but it was hilarious.
Bo, but, like, how just, we said this earlier, right?
We talked about earlier.
Like, bro, I saw Diego right in the face, right?
Let's say, I actually knock him out.
You probably not going to want to talk to me after that.
And not even that fuck that.
We already lost a girl audience.
He's going to look ugly now.
Some of the phone keeping the girl audience alive.
Why did you get to lose a girl audience?
No, because if he's injured, because if he's injured, he's not looking good.
Oh, he's injured. Oh, because you're fine.
Right.
You said it.
I mean, that's kind of what you're assuming.
You're a good looking dude.
I didn't say he's fine.
If you're insinuating that he's fine.
He's a good looking.
By the way, by the way, by the way, I just fought my homie.
Who's your homie?
One of my boys, I just fought him.
He did the video with us.
How to go?
Which one that actually good at talk with?
I knocked them out.
No, not him.
You don't have to say, but you knocked them out?
Mm-hmm.
Well, during the Super Bowl.
Why did you fight?
Because we, so we have a rule.
Well, I think everybody plays, but we take it really serious.
Like, the seat check shit.
Like, if you're sitting, you get up right now, you don't say seat.
You go back as your seat.
Like, yeah, like, we take it, like, to a different, like, to a different extreme, like, what child bitch?
I'm really starting to think, but you guys are crazy, bro.
You broke one of your homings with legs.
He was telling me about this.
Oh, yeah.
We broke his leg during the vlog.
how
and Easter my family gets together
and they take it real serious
and they pop each other with like eggs
like empty eggs
and they have like
flower in them
and you crack them
all over
like everybody that's there
for Easter with my family
it happens to everybody
but this year
the homie Jakarta
he was trying to run away
he didn't want the flour on it
but it's part of like the culture
so we're grabbing him
holding him
somebody like
when he went down
he's huge of shit
he's like
6 to like 300 maybe 280
Oh, fuck.
And he went down there, and we broke his ankle.
Ooh.
It was funny, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's fine now.
Yeah, he's good.
He didn't, we didn't give him cancer, fool.
Yeah, he's chilling.
Yeah, yeah.
He's good.
He's good.
So, so what, you fought your friend over a seat check?
No, no, so we're a seat checking, but he was, he was drunk.
And Nasdao, the Ravnaz.
Nah, me act stupid.
Yeah.
And he just did too much.
And then we got down.
You fight in the stadium?
No, no, we were at, I wasn't at the silver.
We're at his house.
Oh, it was just, oh, it was.
out of house.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought you were at the soup.
That's my boy, though.
And you were like, fuck it.
Like, let's go.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's get down.
Yeah, he's not a big.
That's not a fair fight.
You're not out.
You suck.
He's got knocked out.
Noss last is 30 seconds.
During the argument, he got sobered up.
All right.
And then we got down and knocked him out.
And I opened his head.
He was bleeding?
Mm-hmm.
He felt asleep.
And then he got him and what happened?
No, and they took him to the hospital.
Okay.
They checked him for any,
for a concussion.
Yeah.
And he was good.
called me right after and we started laughing.
And I was like, hey, for my bad, fool you that, nah, my bad.
That's some real shit.
And that's my brother, food.
No, of course, of course.
I fought it.
I feel like we're trying to get Diego and Fleaway to fight here.
I feel like that's going to be honest.
I respect that.
I respect that.
But you guys are from the same, like, environment.
Me and Diego are not from the same environment.
No, he's, he, no.
You're not going to understand.
If I test his chin and I knock the mouth, he'd be like,
no, there's a soul.
He could call the cops.
No, no, first of all, I don't put that on the hummy.
Like, he's a sneeze out, you're snitching on you.
I think, I think it doesn't have to be, for the hummy, we didn't grow up the same.
He had a strict dad that he would have to go home after football practice, all that.
Okay.
We didn't, we didn't grow up the same way.
Okay.
It's just not a pussy.
I feel like where you're going.
I like where you're going.
I'm just kidding.
No, but, but I'm going to tell you got to catch him one day.
You got to catch him one day, benchy, just sit on this shit.
I'm going to be honest.
A vlog would have went crazy boxing.
If you guys right after that was like that was like that was.
We've walked before.
On video?
I actually know how to like throw punch too.
I'm like two 50.
I'm like sizewise.
That doesn't matter.
Boxing?
I would like to me and Jojo Diaz part full.
Well,
it's all stamina too.
Jojo Diaz was shocking my shit.
Who's Jojo Diaz?
That was a professional boxing.
Yeah.
Well,
you're going to have fucked up.
But I actually know how to throw a punch.
Like I know.
Oh, you keep down playing the boy.
No, I ask him.
I like to cut him.
You can't remember.
I know.
But remember.
No, I'm not.
We did a boxing video when we first started and it didn't go up because it just wasn't even fair.
That I was going to look like a fucking dickhead.
Like the biggest dicket.
I fought.
I fought big foot before.
You know what's crazy?
You know what I'm talking about?
You boxed big foods?
No, I got it down full.
I got it down with big ass.
So you guys did a street fight.
Yeah.
And they were big as fuck.
I promise you if you did it like with a small look or the same guy as you in the boxing room, you get you burned out.
You wouldn't, if you're not dropping him, you're going to get burned out.
Oh, no, no.
It's a stamina game, too, and how to throw a punch.
I already tell how you fight, but like, that's not how you fight, gang.
You don't just take flight on them.
Like, if I feel like if I caught you to jab, I just jab at you, wait for you to get tired.
First of all, I would cut you.
Fool, you didn't want to fight your hunger.
I will beat the shit out of you, for you.
In a boxing match?
100% you won't.
A boxing match.
Felipe, I grew up swimming.
My stamina is way better than you.
I, I haven't you seen that.
But you box growing up?
Yeah, like, I know how to throw a punch.
I'm not a boxer.
I'm not going to say I'm a boxing.
I think you're saying you're a boxer.
No, I'm not going to say I'm a bugger, but I don't know.
I know what you're saying.
I know because there's every boxer's argument.
It's like, oh, well, you don't know how to fight it.
You just fight on the street.
No, I'm not a boxer, though.
No, what I'm saying is every boxer, because you box growing up.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, you got training.
Yeah.
Like your whole life.
Like, like a good amount, yeah.
What's a good amount?
Like five years?
At what age?
Like 14 to like, like, like, three years for real, like the last two.
like I don't go fucking yeah like you like you were like sparring this shit yeah three years in
14 15 16 I've seen I've no but no but I get what he's saying like every every kid that
learned how to box growing up they're just always assumed they're better no but I don't go
fuck I've never said like I know how to fight either just you just did though you just said
no what I'm saying I don't I would never go around like oh wait to wait to me and wait till
I bought and I don't care about that you know if I don't be beating foods up if I knew
how to buy nah it's like I need that right now but I'm a bigger guy too like I'm I'm fat
I mean, how much you wait, dude?
Well, I'm 100 pounds heavier than him.
I'm like, I'm like, we're going to be reading a scale.
I'm probably like 260.
No, bullshit.
Bring a scale.
You can be like 10.
It's a magic number.
No, not even just trying to get a clip, no, I know.
What I'm saying is, I've seen fools 160 beat up fools that are 300.
In a street fight.
No, it's, but fighting is fighting, fool.
Yeah, of course.
I just think, obviously, if you're fucking an MMA professional black belt fool.
Yeah.
I literally just did.
I, we went to Arizona, we did against, like, a real professional, like, and not professional, but he, like, done fucking since he was a little kid, MMA, bro, and he just threw me right away.
No, so you, so you're, so you're getting what I'm saying.
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
Yeah.
So, I did it.
I, like, just recently, I'll box you for a vlog.
That'll be done.
I'm 100% down.
I want to see this so bad.
I'm wondering.
I mean that happened tonight.
Oh, I want to be there, bro.
I recently, no, you didn't let us be there for you and Logan.
Fuck, you can't be there.
No, I want to watch, bro.
Come on.
I recently.
I recently.
I recently went to go see the Hummi De Odo perform.
He did like this thing for like the fires that happened, right?
Yeah.
Like I'd exchange LA.
And when I was there, I felt some food looking at me.
Like I just felt like the...
You felt the president?
No, no.
I thought, yeah, I felt like somebody just kept staring at me.
And I look over.
And there was some foo I fought when I was 16 and he was like 20-something.
He was from an enemy, like from a rival.
And I kind of feel him looking at me.
And I haven't seen him in years.
And he's like the main security guy now.
He's a, Brad, like you, fool, but just think of Latino, but just swamo, fool.
Like, he wanted that lick back.
No, no, no, no.
He's a big-ass fool.
And when we fought, fool, I'm a mama fought by myself walking through his shit.
Like, there were deep as fuck.
He did construction.
He was a big ass food.
He was a big ass with I need.
I'm all right, let's get it, fool.
That's what I'm trying to tell you for like, I get what you're saying.
No, I know you're not going to dodge a fade.
And I know you're pretty about it.
But I'm telling you, that was a big motherfucker.
I was like, then I'm going to get my shit rocked right now.
And, and when I, and when I see.
I've seen him recently, that fool, he was checking everybody's wrist
back.
He was kind of like tripping on purpose.
And he walked up.
He's like, what's so, fool?
How you been?
But it was cool to see him again.
And it was like, damn, I forgot how big of a motherfucker you were.
That's why I don't think size matters.
I feel like that's your argument with Diego, like the size, right?
No, the argument was I wasn't going to punch him though.
Oh, but you know.
Did I say that?
I really said.
I'm fucking fool.
No, I know, I know.
No, but I'm saying like I don't want you in a fight.
We don't want you in a fight.
No, I wasn't going to hit him.
You don't fight your homies.
Yeah, yeah.
Unless they steer your seat.
You got to set that up.
That'd be a dope.
I'm going to go.
That would be dope.
You would do that?
You would do that for real?
Yeah.
That's my boy.
If I wouldn't be mad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, if Felipe, like, yeah, I think that's cool.
Yeah.
But I think even then, like, growing up my home,
but my older homie used to make us box when we're younger for entertainment.
Yeah.
And would you put money on yourself?
For sure.
I think I think you should put money on yourself.
I'm bet.
I'm bet.
I put up a bag on side.
I make some bets too.
I love betting 100% I'm there
I love I love betting too
I'm at the casino
Oh my God
When the last time you got in a real fight though
Yeah I've just been spawning bro
I'm no but I don't I even growing up
I was even scared of that
Because I was scared like something could happen
But I'm saying growing up I was so pampered
In the sense like my mom like stay out of trouble
Stay out of trouble
No no I think I think that's a good way to have mentality
Yeah so I would just spot
I just do thing ass in your face is crazy
This motherfucker
I would play to see you guys
I'm not going to fight or not, dog.
Real shit.
I got my money on leaves.
I got a thousand on leaves tonight.
First of all.
I'll set it up right now.
First of all, you ditty motherfucker.
You don't have no saying.
You don't got to do all that.
Are you looking slimmer?
You've been working out these days?
No, I'm fucking with you.
This will fucking try to get a clip.
Try I get a clip it right now?
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
He got his clip already.
You know, oh, you're not giving me a shit.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
That was he got under the skin.
I'm fucking with you.
I'm fucking with you.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
Rosh, you have been looking slimmer.
People do think you're a hater?
Yeah, bro.
I get that comment all the time.
No, they do.
They generally think Diego doesn't love me.
Yeah, really?
Yeah, bro.
Like, they're already worth thinking that and fucking ass in the face.
Definitely did not.
Like, they, they're like...
What do you think about Brandon?
No, nothing, nothing bad.
Yeah.
How does that make you feel when you see the comments like that?
What?
Then when they call me like, oh, Diaz, the hater friend, does it ever get to you?
Like, do you ever believe, like, do you ever sometimes believe a comment?
No, but you know this more that.
I feel like you would know this too.
Like the comments, I don't read the comments.
I don't like reading comments because I got to let myself go.
Well, fall, here you go.
I let myself go.
Would you ever read comments, especially like the hate comments?
Like, I know you got some hate comments eventually throughout your career.
When you first started getting the hate comments, would you read them?
I don't read the hate comments.
I don't even like read most comments because I know it's not true.
You get me like, like, the internet is all entertainment.
It's fake.
Yeah.
I mean, there was a point I cared more about it, for sure.
Like, what age did you stop giving a fuck?
And I said this earlier on the last part, like a danger, like a man that does not
give a fuck what anybody thinks about him is a dangerous man.
You get me?
Because you live life to the footies.
Like Andrew Tate right now.
Oh, I'm just saying.
Nah, that was dope.
That was it.
That's it.
That's true.
I fuck with it.
No, it's nice.
Because I know, I know.
I get hate comment.
You get a hit comment.
I used to work on a jumper.
Oh.
Yeah.
They got a lot.
They get a lot of hate.
I've never.
I don't think I've ever.
I've seen shit that was funnier
than other shit
I'm like damn that was good
like somebody called me
a pocket slice of moan
and I was like
fuck that's good
food like
but that's the thing about comedy
you gotta know
how to throw something
and take some
no but like
here's another thing about comedy
though
that was super suss
what I'll take
it's fine
some of the best comments
are some
like there's some of the
funniest stuff
in the comments
so you have to read comments
because there's some
like I've gotten
so many content ideas
from comments
yeah
I swear to God
like so yeah there's a ton of hate but yeah you just in one year out the other but there's so much good reaction to from fan bases that like you'll see jokes that they'll make that they'll just be like oh this is actually really good and like i've used some of the comments in other pieces of content yeah 100% content like the comments can be amazing they obviously can be terrible how was well well because was the ass in the face shit like the worst comments you guys ever seen no i mean it was the most it was really funny towards him it was bad yeah i feel like i'm i mean i don't
I don't know, I feel like it kind of, he said it didn't fight them, but I feel like to the degree
you kind of, you kind of read them, you get me?
And then you're not, you're so human fool.
I've read some shit.
I'm like, damn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Some stuff fuck.
Some stuff's you're like, damn.
But at some, you're on long enough.
I've been on long enough for I'm like, I just don't give a fuck.
Yeah.
You just really just become numb to it.
But see, and there's how the fuck are you guys so good friends?
Like, shit like this, like he, he obviously is done that I pick up on.
Like, I don't, like, yeah, but let's say someone hates me, bro, they don't know the real
me, you get me.
And I look at there's like him.
I look at one prime example.
One prime example is that Chrisan Ronaldo, one of the worst hated players in the world.
He's one, probably the best or one of the greatest players of all time.
And he's like, but at the end of the day, I go home and I know my true self.
The people that I'm around, like me and you off camera, me and you off camera, they know how really.
Me and Diego off camera, they know how we really are.
So like, yeah, you see a 10 second clip or 15 second clip and you think you know me, you don't know me, you know.
And you guys stay true to yourself.
Well, and a lot of the stuff of content that like I'll make or you'll make or.
you guys will make and you make in general everyone kind of makes if it's kind of funnyish
sometimes self deprecating so like you're kind of making fun of yourself and like the audience
will like they'll try to like dig into you but at the end of the day like that's also what makes
good content so it's like you don't got to like I'm I think I think comedy wise like I like I have
a joke where I talk about like I mean I like you fat girls yeah that's fucking hilarious
but that's a joke that is fucking hilarious no no no but there's some
shoot to him.
But I've seen you at the club.
You've never, what, you've seen me a club.
I've almost passed down a lot so hard.
No, I almost passed out of the club
with a tank.
Have you at the club with a tank before?
Are you fucking crazy?
Diego, Diego, I was at the club with a tank.
Yeah, you had to go to the one, I remember.
A tank?
Yeah.
Brando, you were there too.
Okay, she was with me or she was right there with everybody else?
I started throwing it back on you.
She was by your side, gay.
She was makin on me?
No, you're making out.
Can I demonstrate?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, don't.
Damestray, yes, Demetre, damn, real shit.
Dude no, because you know at the club,
you don't really, it's really rare you're like this,
so do know what's up here type of shit.
Yeah, yeah, you were like, yeah, yeah, you're like, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was just like this.
So I can't have a conversation.
With my drink like this.
Oh, so I was Macing on that, but you were back in.
But you know, but you were making an hour
No, you want to make it.
Oh, see.
Oh, so motherfuckers
But you will give you for the time and day.
And you went with Diego and Brandon.
We love, we love with the good night.
We never claim to have bitches, though.
No, I'm not.
We're not going to claim on the camera.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, he'll throw it up a pound.
I don't believe that.
No, no, no, no, but look.
So, so hear me out.
You don't even, hey, fuck it back out.
Oh, my phone.
I don't do my dog like that.
No, I'm fucking with you.
I'm fucking with you.
But yeah, there's some truth for every joke.
Like, I fucked down with a big.
I was like oh yeah this is not for me what so what what size you like
don't give me a petite girl game cook for order to you my bitch right now at the end of
no no no don't go into your little and you take moment I'm sorry we're clownie right now
let me let me let me let me let's go let's go let's go I'm I want to see the girl
I believe you but I'm saying what my personal I think that I've seen that is crazy
I've seen I saw and I know what day you're talking about you were vlogging that day
I think we were vlogging yeah you always turned out of the camera when we see you you know
spying game you know we're gonna throw your business like that yeah that's an unwritten rule
like what I'm not gonna be like this oh look at do you know with the tortas so you're calling her that is crazy
I like torta that's a difference about me that's a bit about me though I like tortes you and your
friends are fast-same in women women
He's going.
I like, I like that.
And you can pop up the clip right here.
You can pop up with a clip right here of me saying the only reason I work out is for the
heavy women.
That's why I could banks 300 plus pounds.
Now you know what women don't like y'all's shit because you'll just be hating.
That's fucked up, fool.
That's crazy for my mom's being.
I don't know, man.
He's the one that made the joke and said, I don't know.
I don't like heavy girls.
And then now.
Now, for it's good.
You don't like fat bitches.
I love him.
Don't like them.
Love him.
L-O-V-E.
But Diego doesn't in Brandon, don't know.
No, Brandon does.
Diego, Diego, I've never seen with a big girl.
I never saw him with a big girl.
I love him, too.
I've never said, never-
I never, no, he never been one.
You never been one, because you don't like him.
I never tried it.
But you don't like him.
Yeah, you're fucked.
You're fucked.
You're fuck.
No, but my love, Brandon.
Love.
I've been with some big shit.
I'm sad.
saying. What I'm saying? My joke
is about not dating, not like
being the lover one. Like, that's the whole point of the joke.
Yeah, yeah. Like, like, fool.
Nobody sucks better dick than fat bitches.
Agreed.
No, Katz. Agreed. Agreed.
So I'm not. No, no.
You heard. There's a different.
It's a different. It's a different. It's a different
between heard and, you know, experience.
But what I'm saying is, I do. But the whole point,
but yes, the whole, like, the whole thing behind it is
I make fun of myself for being big, too.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a joke.
But that's a joke.
Yeah, that's part of the whole joke.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What did this?
Like, we just went around the whole circle.
It started a hate comments, by the way.
What happened?
It started on hate comments.
Actually, it was funny.
It started to hate comments.
It was funny.
To the homies exposing me.
But I see what we were on.
But I see what we're boys.
I thought we were boys.
I thought we were better than this.
I really thought you liked big girls.
That's why I brought it up.
But if you don't.
No, no.
It's cool.
It's cool.
No, I know.
Your team doesn't like big girls.
Two, that motherfucker right there.
She goes, toxicos doesn't like fat bitches.
I do you want to put it out on the line up.
No.
Love.
No.
No.
No.
No, that's, it's Diego's fault.
Oh, my God, bro.
And he's the one part of the woman audience.
Hey, stop calling the bitches.
The women.
That doesn't work with me.
I'm a comic.
It works for Joufus.
No, but I love the big art girls.
Yeah.
But another owner of your brand doesn't.
The band don't love them too.
Okay.
Diego hasn't had the honor of experience one, so I don't know.
I don't know what you want me to do.
He's good.
I don't know what you want me to do.
He hasn't had the honor of experience of big girl, but, hey, man, maybe in the near future it can happen.
But Brad is so proud of you, PR team.
He's good.
He's good.
That was good.
That was good.
Respect.
Respect.
Yeah, respect.
For the best.
Clip that shit up.
We're doing a sucking dick.
Everyone clip that shit up right there.
Clip that shit up right there.
Clip that shit.
A natural.
A natural.
Oh, the violence is so funny, man.
It's not that natural.
And you think if you were a girl, you know how to stuff like that's crazy.
Oh, bro.
You're not being delegations.
Bro, you're like, see.
I don't know what you want me to do, bro.
And you want to box me?
Go set him.
Go set him.
He said, bro, because I don't think he was here.
Who he asked?
He said, bro, if you were a girl, you think you'd be good at sucking dick.
That's what Diego just asked.
He said the fat woman looked like no how to sucking dick.
Oh, so you said, oh.
You're fast-saming man.
Wow, that's crazy.
No, no, no, it's cool for I feel it.
I respect it, you know?
He's all like anybody bigger.
But you're a great gaslight again.
He's good.
He's good.
No, that's cool.
With big gross, candy gross.
You win, though.
I feel like, I feel like heart's a big thing, right?
You think so?
Hell yeah.
Yeah, Brad, you think so?
The heart is the best thing.
Heart's important.
But chico's toxic.
The part of it doesn't think that.
The heart?
What are you talking about right now?
Like, like, you know how important it is to, like, love somebody.
for them.
I fell in the dog.
What the fuck?
That would call me off guard gay.
That was the biggest left.
I was like, what the fuck happened right now?
I'm just, I'm just ranting at this one.
Oh my God.
That was gay.
What?
That was gay.
Ah, so you don't like the LGBTQ.
That's crazy.
Dude no, does not like that LGBT.
That's crazy.
But saying it's gay, because he's a man talking about sucking dick.
No, I said if you were a girl, would you know how to do.
But I'm not a girl.
But if you were.
But if I was.
Yeah.
But you're asking me because I'm big, right?
No, I'm just asking.
No, because what you said earlier, you said, because you said big.
No, no, no.
It's just a yes or no question.
I'm not going to answer me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me see.
We're not being good at sucking dick if you was a girl.
Okay, okay.
But you said because big, because I said that big women were good at sucking dick.
So you're asking, how come you didn't ask Brad that?
Because he's not fat, right?
He was next.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He was next.
We were going around like this.
We were going around like this.
Like, when you're tired of getting off your knees, sucking his dick, then we got a conversation.
So what you're saying is, what you're saying is, are you tired already or not yet?
I'm just waiting for you to catch a breath.
Okay.
So what you're saying right now is that big people suck bigger dick.
That's not what I said.
You did say that.
I said the big people can suck good, like they can suck the dick good.
That's a rumor.
That's not a confirmation, by the way.
Those are rumors.
Those aren't real.
No, no, no.
Statements.
No, no, we know big bitches suck dick
because it's not a rumor for us.
Yeah, yeah, we've had it.
So he's saying, he just,
so who sucked his dick?
That was big.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
No, no, no, don't have me, that.
Nah.
No, no, don't throw this shit up to me.
He said big people suck,
but he said he's never been with a big girl.
You've never been with a big guy either, right?
Oh.
Yeah.
Please, please.
I'm praying.
Please, yeah, go right?
You can't be with a big guy either.
Whoa, why, please?
What?
What is.
The joke is.
The joke is.
Oh, you're cooking.
What is it?
So why, please, like, is that a bad thing if he did though?
No, but the joke is falling on me.
The joke is falling on me because I'm his boy and I'm big.
So the joke is falling on me.
No, it wasn't falling on you.
I was just saying that if he was, like, like, so what if a big guy?
Wait, why?
He started to think you want to be the first big guy.
I'm trying to think he wants to be his first big guy.
He was trying to cook you for the LGBT thing.
BTQ thing.
Yeah, he was going there.
I didn't even say that, though.
No, but you said, please, God won't let him get his dick stuck by a man.
Why?
But what if the Hummel does want that?
Why are you mad?
He's trying to bring his hat.
He tried to bring him out.
That was good.
He was good.
You got nervous.
You're like, wait, but then you went to.
You liked to get the dick, but we weren't even talking about you.
You put yourself in the talk.
No, because if the trouble was falling on me, the joke was falling on me.
No, it was.
It really was.
Was it falling on him?
I mean, he could, he was assuming it.
Well, so he was assuming.
I don't know
He was a soup
You were assuming
It was you
That's true
It's true
You know he's good
He's a good gas liner
Now he's great
He's fucking good
I'm telling
What happened
When you were gonna jump
In messy shit
Wow
That was good
I ain't gonna lie
Yeah
Probably
I'm gonna give me
You're like
I didn't
I didn't
I just wanted to clarify
that one though
I was like
Because I felt like
The joke
was falling on me
I know
But just
I had
I thought
factual statement
That wasn't me
I just had to throw back to a statement
But why?
I didn't think it was good.
Because the choke,
he don't have other fat friends.
Oh,
he liked fat people.
Oh,
oh,
here we go.
I've never met another fat friend of his.
Because he didn't like him.
He would be.
Oh,
I'm saying.
I'm just,
I'm just digging a pinger hole.
Because remember 10 minutes ago,
you were like,
are we going for real?
And then, you know,
he's going now.
Yeah, so don't be mad I mean.
I love you for you.
Him,
It's crazy
Oh my God
It's gonna be a great part
It's I love this
It's amazing
It's funny by the way
But that's funny
So you don't like fat people
And you're
I love fat people
And bitches
I don't knock him
It's not gonna
Yeah
The sim shit's crazy
The sim shit is crazy
I love it
So you guys
So you guys gonna actually box though
I'll be down
I'm down
I'm 100% down
I'm 100% down
I don't
I don't
I know I have things to do
Now, he, I mean
He told me he asked his to do
Another day
I asked him for tomorrow
Yeah, he asked him for tomorrow
What?
The soccer stuff
Yeah
What do you have to do with the soccer shit?
That's his stuff
Oh, so, oh okay
What time?
Oh, so you only
Okay
Okay
Okay
So you only invite
Big people to your channel
Not to Chikos
What?
Nothing, never mind
No
No, it's because Brad and I
Have a soccer challenge
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow
What are you guys challenging?
I'm going to take him
He says he's good at soccer.
No, no, I never said I'm good at soccer.
What the fuck?
He's a talent.
He's a talent.
He's a talent.
It is in his blood.
It isn't your blood.
It is in your blood.
It should kick in.
Hopefully.
The genetics will come out.
Because we definitely beat you guys every time.
Oh, wow.
Not the World War, though.
We don't forget that one, though.
When it really matter.
No, don't want.
When it really matter, who won?
We talk about soccer, though.
Wait, what happened?
No, no, don't get him to talk about history.
No, don't get him talking about history.
You don't remember what the Italian said?
No, no, we're good, we're good.
Forget about that.
They were siding with Germany, the access power.
Let's focus right now.
When they started losing, they, you know what?
We're not even a part of this.
I don't know how we got involved in this.
Pussy.
Let's focus on soccer right now.
America came in freedom.
I'm talking about soccer.
I'm talking about soccer.
But this is the factual thing?
Yeah.
So they sided with Germany.
I might be fucking up, but I think it's the access power, which is Germany and
Japan and the other ones.
And Italy was a part of those.
And then midway through them going towards Sicily, they just were not even with them.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Then I gave up midway when they're losing.
When the Americans and the Canadians, all, they were like, yeah, we're out of this shit.
But I don't even know why we were here, like type of shit, you know.
Oh, shit, okay.
But then again, how you said earlier, that's what, you know, the winners wrote.
That's what they said happened.
Oh, I don't know how facts that might be.
Yeah.
But we're talking about soccer, though, just to be clear.
Soccer and boxing, there's a conversation right now.
And swimming.
And swimming.
Well, Mexico is the one of the best boxers.
No, that's a fact.
Hey, wait, wait.
So you guys boxed before, though?
Yeah.
And what happened?
I won.
But you guys boxed like, for real?
Like, I was even, like, really swinging, bro.
He just didn't know how to move.
It was just, it was kind of sad.
Did you wear the headpad?
Yeah, yeah.
Obviously, yeah, bro.
No, I don't, I don't, I'm, I'm going to get mad at me that.
I don't know what happened.
Yeah, we wore head pads.
We wore gloves, 16-down gloves.
Oh, okay, okay.
And we just like
It's crazy how it does make a difference on
With the glove situation
Yeah, broly
If you're with fucking six-hour gloves
It's basically fucking bare fit
And when I was doing this shit
With Jojo Diaz
I wore the shit
Obviously he's a professional
So technically like
No, you have to
You have like
Boy when he shocked me
Like even through the shit
That shit hurt real bad
It rocks you
Yeah
I mean what he's a fucking professional
Yeah
But also like
Because like
You can know how to like
Stand and move your hands
this shit but when you meet a motherfucker that does it his whole life
you're like oh shit this was a whole other beast
it's scary yeah no my boy ren does it and that motherfucker puts it works on me
he's like 90 pounds lighter than me yeah that's how that's how i was with with joker
damn i really want to see this that'll be done i'll do what your hair got down oh god i'm
why you're saying it like that i'm mad to wear my hat this new hat dropping
it was 24th you're just gonna turn around not for it like this
They won't see what I'm looking.
It'll be that easy.
No, no, it's going to be a good fight.
We're both Mexicans.
It's in our blood.
Don't kick in.
Hey, but, hey, dog.
For the girlfriend, you know, I was offended earlier, though.
When were you offended?
You think that we all just go swimming out here because we grew up in the streets.
Swimming?
You said we all just take off on people.
I'm saying when you were talking about, I would assume.
So you were saying every street.
So you said every street, no, you.
No, you, I would assume.
I would assume.
I would assume.
I would assume you said, you said,
shake off swinging.
So every street motherfucker
Filippa wants you to know.
No, don't throw that one.
I'm gonna get shot,
Gay.
I'm gonna get shot
you say this shit.
I'm gonna get shot.
You'll be like,
are you gonna pull up on
and try to fight him.
And you think you were just swinging?
Boom!
Falapiep!
Instead of Ricky told.
No,
no, don't say that.
You can actually get messy.
You got street crap,
bro.
They're gonna blast my shit.
No, I don't.
Don't, Felipe,
hey when you say that.
You think I'm out here just like
shooting people and robbing people?
Nah.
Like, I have an LLC, fool.
Like I have credit
I do it do the business
No no that's crazy
But I get what you're saying
Because you know it's crazy when you do me
Oh and you know why I said that too
Because when I was growing up
I would always I was a bigger guy
And I'd be like
And that's when I learned that
That's what I started taking boxing
Because I fought somebody
I fought him once
And I just took off swinging
Boombo boom oh yeah
I took off swinging right
I took off swinging
And I beat his ass quick
But I know bullshit
We got out of fight a year
A year later
Oh I said it
And that's how to go box?
He wouldn't go.
But obviously, I didn't know this.
I didn't know he know he would go box.
Oh, so.
Also, he's died.
He thought about that shit.
And he came back and whooped your ass?
No, he didn't whip my ass.
But then that's the first time I've ever felt fear.
Bro, I'm going to just take off again.
I'm trying to take him to the ground.
Man, he came with this big homies.
There's big homies like,
now we're not going to do none of that ground shit.
We're fighting like men.
Oh, so they made you get that one-on-one.
Yeah.
And they made you, they made you strike.
They made me stand up.
Strike.
Yeah.
Like we're throwing punches
I just started
That's what I assume
I'm not fucking saying
I'm from the ship
I grew up
In the ghetto right
So you're saying
Everybody in the ghetto
And where I grew up
Then after
I had took it off on him
We fought again
I tried taking off on him
I dropped him to the ground
They stopped the fight
They're like no
We're gonna do like man
And we fought
And that motherfuckergo
Boom
Right on my nose
I never felt like
pain like that and i was like and i just started like trying to throw a punch and that's when i
realized bow i don't know how to fight and then i started taking like lessons and then i got i got
i i think i think when i was younger it was definitely like foods didn't know how to fight like
obviously not everybody but when i got to like 16 17 18 you i learned footwork and shit i learned
how to like move my feet and i i grew up i i was blessed to food to where my brother i'm
Because, I mean, I didn't go up with that.
But my older homies were, like, really good fighters.
They were known for that.
And my brother-in-law in my section, he's really known for knocking fooz out.
And I remember him told me he's like, that's why I was thinking.
That's why I was like, the side shit don't matter.
If you know how to fight, you know how to fight.
Yeah.
So I was always offended by you saying that people in the ghetto do that.
I didn't say that.
You said that.
I said, I would assume you would take off and just swinging.
You just because you know.
Sad ass did it?
Yeah.
I would assume you, yes, you do know.
Oh, wow.
But you just said, shout out.
shout out, you know, your brother-in-law.
No, don't give him a shout-out now.
Don't give him a shout-out now.
He taught you with a punch at the temple to, like, knock people out.
No, not even that, but I just feel like you have to know how to fight.
I think just in general you should know how to fight.
Yeah.
No, yeah.
You should.
I'm not saying like this.
I've learned this before.
I'm telling you.
I've seen little motherfuckers knock out big food and I'm like.
That's real.
No.
Like, like.
I mean, this is this shit.
This is the shit that's taught in boxing like just one-on-one.
You're always just a punch away from.
being knocked out. It's just one punch. You got to get one good
punch and that's it. It could be a big guy, small guy, medium guy.
Yeah, that's a fact. It's good. You could get knocked
out regardless of who is fighting you.
Who's not fighting you? I think even seen, I think I've seen
people stand up in fights
and just stand in their stands and I'm like,
sheesh.
Yeah, it's. I'm like,
have you got enough? But I just want
to claim that I am not a boxer. Yeah.
I've been in a lot of fights.
Yeah.
See, my YouTube, Brad, you got to fight bread.
The fuck. I'd fight bread too, though.
Fuck in the ring.
Run it up.
Yeah.
After this construction vlog, though, please.
Damn, if you're in Brad boxed,
I've seen Brad box, though.
I've seen the boxed.
I've seen, like, the video, obviously,
it's not your full highlights.
A little slower.
The muscle slows them down.
But I'm pretty sure that.
But I'm pretty sure that Power Punch,
if he connects the Power Punch,
I should get hurt like a bitch.
Oh, yeah, he throws Haymakers.
Yeah, he throws Haymakers.
I've seen the haymakers.
Those shit.
I'm bad with him just fuck around with Sneco.
That's all.
No, like, I think I,
I think I saw, so, I mean, I don't know, but yeah, maybe.
I go to Miami next week for comedy shows.
When I come back, that'll be dope.
Yeah, to do the vlog.
Run that.
I'm done.
Or even, or even if this week, if Thursday frees up, I'm not to do it.
That'll be fun.
We're leaving in Houston on Wednesday.
Next week then.
Yeah, next week.
I got to be there.
No, no, no.
I'm in Miami.
When you're back, when you're back.
We'll set it up, though.
I'll set it up.
Yeah.
We'll set it up.
We'll figure it out.
Because we should go to, because you have a boxing gym?
Yeah, yeah.
We could do after hours or before hours.
Oh, after hours.
Oh, then maybe I could do tonight.
But there has to be late, though, like 10.
Yeah, let me ask my boy.
I'll be there.
Let me ask my boy, yeah.
What are you going to, where are you going to, should we have a referee?
Ring girls?
Oh, ring girls would be kind of crazy.
I can bring some ring girls.
Oh, this got to bring the ring girls.
I can bring some girls.
Definitely let him bring some fat ones.
Whoa.
No, David was not on the vlog.
Yeah, he wouldn't want him on there.
Yeah, that'll be dope.
Let's do it.
I'm down tonight.
Like a 10, and then,
and then I'll come with my homies.
I bring my homies with me.
Because they're going to be with me.
I'm filming the pot.
I start losing.
They just beat up Diego.
Yeah, that'll be dope.
I'm down.
Let's run it.
Let me ask my boy, yeah, but fuck,
if we can set up 10.
Where I'm doing, the valley?
Yeah, yeah.
A-1A boxing?
No, no.
Oh, that's my boys right there.
I'm down, though.
That'd be fun.
Yeah.
I'm there.
I'm going to go.
Let's do it.
I love this.
Oh, okay.
Yo, thank you guys for coming for real.
Of course.
I haven't been in this mouth before.
I don't even know.
I think like two hours.
Nice.
Fuck, yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Is there anything you want to promote, like tour?
Yeah.
I'm on tour now.
I'm Miami.
When are you dropping this?
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Oh, fuck.
I'm in Miami.
Damn, you're quick.
Yeah.
I'm in Tampa, Orlando, Miami.
And then, yeah, I show all over the country.
If you just go to my IG, you'll see all the shit.
But yeah.
But the main shit is I'm in Miami.
Florida next one.
Florida next one.
Go to Orlando?
Orlando?
Yeah.
Yeah, Orlando, Tampa, Miami.
We're going back to back, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Wednesday, Thursday.
And I come back for four more shows than Cali.
Anything you want to put on?
Philippe Be on Instagram.
We have a new job coming, April 24th.
Be re-ready.
And other than that, no, thank you so much for having me.
Always.
Pretty much it.
Thank you, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
You get seen your pops.