RAWTALK - SteveWillDoIt’s $5 Million Dollar Gambling Win & Pepino

Episode Date: October 1, 2025

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I love you guys. Let's get to the show. got to be fast i have an appointment fuck you bro what we're going to compton dude we're in we're going to a cookout in compton and just gonna have fun

stream it yeah stream dude so it's actually always a pleasure to see you but i feel like this time it's a little bit different you know what i realized about you what i realize you you're probably the only person that got canceled on a platform that got more rich after not only more rich because i'm not uh like spending it on youtube videos i see i didn't get more rich just because i have one good gambling that was

like me just non-stop winning so so are there months when you're like in the red ever no because i just never ever quit. Because so, so recently you won like, it sounded like three million dollars. And you had to pay out debt. Yeah.

So I made, I won like maybe like five, six, but then I owed a root bet two point one. Neil like, you win five or six million. Yeah. On slots.

And sports. Sports and slots. Mm-hmm. Holy fuck. I've always been, I've always been curious that about, I'm like, because I always hear these numbers

and I'm like, do you even pay taxes? Like, what's like, how does this all work? and you give away so much, it's like, how do you, and how do you still have the money to continue?

You just, I guess you're making millions. Maybe you said, you asked a few couple questions. Yeah, the first question, like, because, okay, I see,

not the house, right? Obviously the house, I know this is like, you've leased the house for time, right? So I know it's not your home home. Yeah,

yeah. But you have like, I was at $3 or $4 million in cars. You have like a jet. You got, I know you have a few different houses. like actually your houses that you own and then you like lose a ton of money

you win a ton of money I'm always like I always curious like where you're actually at like do you does your bank count ever go to like zero and you're like holy fuck no what's going on here dude the money talk dude

you want to talk about it pocket watcher no I'm just curious I'm just curious if there's ever months where you're like yo this is fucking That was really bad. No, and there's months where it gets really dark for sure. Like, where you just lose everything and you have all these loans out from people. And, but you just never give up. You just don't quit.

You're just a true gambler. Yeah, dude, it always turns around. It always does, for real. So how did you assemble, like, the Avengers of Content? Dude, really, it's just Pepino. Pupino's the coolest guy. on planet earth and i did i spent a day with peppino i loved it i'm in like i'm obsessed with peppino when i leave when peppino's not here i miss and i think about him and if we're

gone for more you know days you have peppino withdrawals you have withdrawals from peppino yeah dude i spent a day with him in miami it was fun he's the coolest guy i'm playing earth easy to be around and i have the pleasure to wake up every day and just see him just in the jacuzzi just uh naked just drinking how did you decide how much money to pay him a month how did that conversation go I asked him how much does he want to make he said a number I said sure thing was that simple it was an aggressive number yeah yeah yeah it's pretty crazy it was an aggressive number yeah you saved his uh you saved his comedy career it sounds like but he's good he's a good person man

I think he's actually goodhearted too really good hearted yeah best person ever he's actually about the sub in and I'm out of here no he can't be out of here dude I I ate four edibles last night you woke up and the first thing he did by the way when he sat down was ate another edible well because four was too much

one one's perfect yeah but you ate four last night no and it wiped me out dude I still feel like the effects of it so you took another one this morning because one One's the right. You see, it doesn't make any sense, though.

One's the right amount. But, dude, that's why this podcast is going to suck. Why? Because you took one? No, because I took four. I woke up. Like, I was so, what's it, groggy. Yeah.

I still am. I did take another. Probably not going to help. But I don't know why you would have done that. But, yeah. It's going to be the worst podcast of all time. That's why we need Pupino, dude. It's never bad, dude.

I have nothing to stuff. that's okay that's okay i really don't have a single thing that's okay i can ask you some questions man okay we can talk about youtube coming back do you think that's going to be a thing because they they recently after this whole jimmy kimmel thing happened they were like yo we're gonna release um sort of channels that got um kept back or you know basically banned because of political speech i wonder if you fall in line there at all or yours just strictly gambling like will they do you think don't let you back on youtube is what i'm saying because they're talking about than a lot of creators back on YouTube.

I mean, if there was a time to get back on YouTube, it'd be now, but I had nothing to do political stuff, so I'm not going to get put back because of that. But I also was deleted technically for making a new second channel after my second channel got deleted. So that's like, it was like just, you just kind of broke community guidelines. Like, it's not the gambling link.

It's not anything. It was because you tried to make a new channel out. Yeah, that's, because I'd, Zero strikes, right? Yeah. So that's like... Then ban evasion. That's the actual reason.

So, yeah. Really? Yeah, I mean, technically. But I thought, like, wasn't there some sort of conversation? Not that you had specifically with YouTube, but like, you felt at one point it was because you were probably pretty, at that time, pro-Trump, which was really unpopular on the internet. I don't know. Yeah.

You could think that. You could think other things. Yeah. But that was technically the reason. So, yeah. But if there's a time to get back, it seems like it's. now for sure if you got back on youtube what would you do same stuff you're doing now i just make videos i don't know just do my videos i like i like this tv show that i'm creating

the convocation kitchen yeah so that's like high production feels like a tv show yeah so maybe i would continue to do that but also like do the videos i used to do just experiment see what works see what the people like but yeah i think i think i would crush it I think I could become, like, one of the biggest YouTuber. Yeah, I think so, too. Like, right away. I mean, you were on track to doing that. Oh, I was, I felt like I was, I don't know.

Yeah, I would obviously, like, like, not the big, like, I thought I was, like, I thought I was the best YouTuber. Well, of course. Like, I had the best videos. That's, that's what I thought. You had, you had great videos. And I think relevance, like, at that time, as far as, like, YouTubers making YouTube content, yeah, you didn't have the most. subscribers in the world, but you definitely have one of the craziest fan bases, which I

find impressive, because even to this day, like, years later, not being on YouTube, you still have an insane fan base. Like, when you pop out on YouTube, it goes crazy, or even just everything you do, like, when I, like, we'll go places, and people are just, like, so much love. Like, we went to this.

It was a, like, a charity event for, like, a pal, like football sort of thing, like a cop. Yeah, but no one knew me. Yeah, no one knew about that. No one knew. No one knew there? No, that's not true. I'm saying, like, the kids. No, the kids didn't, yeah.

Yeah. But, well, I don't know about all of them. Yeah, some of them were taking pictures. Some of them knew. But that was a, that was a funny thing because, like, you didn't even film that. And it was just like, you were giving away, like, you must have gave away, like, 10 PlayStation's, like, 10 iPads, 10 headphones, like, bought, like, these nice, like, you know, whatever, beats by Dre headphones.

And you were there, it was, it was just cool to see. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, just Mateo, who owns boxers, like a good friend. He asked me if I wanted to do charity for the kids. I'd say yes. Yeah, and then you gave $30,420. Not $35,000 to make me the highest don't know. Yeah, single donor.

Single donor, $35,420. $69. Yeah. Like, you just think of this random shit on the spot, huh? also just giving away money you like you just you just don't give you don't even think about it yeah it always just comes back to you I guess

I suppose so right now but yeah it's fun giving it out man it's a lot of fun because we probably we give out like a lot of money this month how much you think you give out this month in the last 30 days like

a million dollars or over like in what in what what uh items what sort of items was it just like just cash like yeah red rock like winning like like dude i gave away like three to five hundred thousand dollars out to just people in the casino yeah people in casino um i've sent my friends hundreds of thousands gambling buddies like on the house money just especially togi yeah and we just giving out so much money just to people like so much it's so sick it does seem like it always just comes back the gambling is a cheat code though it sounds like for you well dude obviously if you max win it's like what do you want for me if you max win and hit for four million yeah you have four

million dollars it's fucking awesome yeah i wonder i wonder what like do you ever get to a point where gambling you don't you just like don't gamble as much you think that'll ever be a part of your life or like you you know you grow out of it i don't know man are you going to grow out of lifting weights no no it's just like you're just asking me uh you think you're gonna grow out of something that you're you love to do right now i don't know like i mean do you think i mean at some point right lifting weights is a good example i won't know i won't be as crazy as lifting weights as i had when i was younger so you grew out of like talking to child uh children online you grew out of that you talking i've never done that ever in my life you don't say the N word

really anymore anymore nice i mean maybe it's not in front of me i don't say it ever i've actually never said it he looked at me crazy he goes you grew out of that no you got out of the children you stop drinking and driving i don't do that you actually had a run in with that um story that we don't ever tell so you want to be funny you just tell it right now it's making up so i could just tell it I could just tell he was driving down the street in the Hollywood house they lived down he ran to a fucking wall and then just ran away wine drunk I mean I'm sure you could just look it up if that happened yeah you could I guess he wouldn't find out because you never got caught pretty crazy that's just this is a bullshit story it's not even real story yeah just like you make

bullshit up about me I don't even um I don't even want to do this podcast right now Was it because of the story? No, I just... Dude, it comes out better than you think, man. I know. I just am not feeling it. I know. Slam that fucking beer then.

But Pino's gonna come here and you're gonna take over, dude. What's the topic here? It's you, dude. How did you guys meet? Coup, you go. No, no. The Trump impersonator scoop.

Okay. Met him in a bar. What, like, over 10 years ago? We were open-like comedians, working the ranks, and that's how we met. You and Scoop. Me and Scoop. But then you guys met. And then me and Scoop became friends, and then I met the Pino.

I remember being blown away by a, it gave him a Rolex right, like right away. Yes. Yeah, it was blown away. I couldn't believe it. What about him? What do you mean? He's the coolest guy ever. Yeah, we spent a date again.

It was pretty good. Yeah. Well, when I first met this guy, he was causing trouble and hollible. At all places, throwing thousands of dollars on a bus in Harlem. I thought the bus driver was going to punch you in the face. Wait, so... I don't even remember that, but... You were probably drunk.

Remember you were giving money away? So... Right, who fought it? Was that Stewart? Stuart. So you guys first met when he was in New York giving away money? Yes. And then... Via scoop.

But a couple, like, it was like a year or two ago? Yeah. Last July. that's true but then why did you guys like re sort of like unite that's on you like where was it reunite at i guess me getting this house did i see you did i see you before uh i don't know getting this house i think he's the sick no we saw each other like three times before or the one time we were supposed to see each other and you canceled yeah when i was in milwaukee we came here

But we saw each other like two, three times since then. This guy, I don't know. Once in New York, once in Miami, once in Orlando, three times. No, I guess me wanting to stream and me getting this house, he is the perfect character. I think he's a superstar. It almost didn't happen. You want to talk about that? Yeah.

I don't talk about that. Wait, why did it not happen? He didn't want to leave New York. Right? And now he's here. I didn't want to leave New York. and I had identification problems.

Wait, why? I mean you had ID problems? Well, you know, they changed the ID requirements. Yeah, yeah, to travel. Yeah. But that's internationally, not domestically. No, it's domestically. Really?

Yeah. I mean, they let it pass, but they give you the dirty eye. Wait, so, how did you get over here then? I got the dirty eye. To get through. Yes.

Unless I'm with him. New York. assholes. New York, everything. But when I'm in Florida and I was in L.A., they're like, no big deal. We just got to suck your hand for explosive chemicals. All right, whatever. It wasn't a big deal. So you just, you stay in one of the rooms here? Yes.

Nice. Is it, is it like a big upgrade from your life previously? Yes, and no. I live in a dirty story co-op building in Greenwich. really so how. Okay. It's actually nice. Yes. Yeah, it's nice as fun. And I don't pay rent or anything like that, which allows me to be me. Like, I don't have to be part of the, what is it called, the matrix or the rat base. Yeah. How long have you been a comedian for? Well, technically my whole life, but officially, uh, 14, uh, 2011. Yeah. How did it go before, before meeting Steve as far as like getting work

and stuff like that. Horrible. I'll get like $50 here, $100 here. Most times people just buy me beer. That's how you got paid? Yeah, that's how I got paid. I didn't pay rent and, you know, I live good. So it's like, yeah, I didn't have to fucking, yeah.

Yeah, I just seen you got this chain here. Yes. The other day, the watch. The watch, yes, Miami. Yeah, and I got them a watch to give to some chick. Yes. I don't know who the sick is going to be yet. because he's got hos, man I got, I got a few

Different levels Different levels Different levels There's not one that you like More than the other Not really, no No I got best friends

I got You know how it is How do you know when a chick Is the one I have not been there yet No I'm 39 And I have not been there yet

How do you think you know The one How do you think you know the one I don't know How do you know I don't know That's the one thing I can't

answer. I don't know. That's fair. That's fair. So you never been in love? I've been in love, but they haven't been in love with me. So like I can never know. One way love. Yeah. Yeah. And then once you hit a certain age, as you know that, you're five years younger

than me. So they age you. Yeah. So they age you, but yeah. After a certain age, how are you doing that? After a certain age, what? Certain age, you just don't give a fuck. That's kind of valid. when you get money you really don't give a fuck yeah that's also valid it could there's so many directions am i hogging this no we know you're doing great bro tell us

at this point it could go so many ways like i don't want to how do i say this i don't want to be a baby daddy but if that's what it takes okay you wouldn't necessarily have a problem with that if you had to know I don't mind being a sugar daddy actually I think that's at the moment that's the angle I'm going that's your that's the angle there's a few Xs

and what do you call it like not one nightstands but people you you mentioned you you know you bumped into but the situation wasn't right and you couldn't there's a few of them I might save like they're coming back around now

yes like the ones who had three kids. But you want to be in a relationship like that? I don't mind being a stepdad. Okay. I don't mind being a stepdad. I respect it.

I grew up with a stepfather, so I don't mind being a stepdad. I prefer not being a stepdad when the kids are bigger than me. So that's basically 10 and under. Let's say that's 10 and under give and take. I don't want to be a stepdad when the kids

bigger than me. Yeah, that's fair. That's valid. It could be harder to like tell them what to do, you know? Basically. I'm anti-communist in every angle

You can't treat everybody the same You treat everybody This you motherfucker should write down Okay, no no tell us You can't treat everybody the same Men, women, whatever it is How much you put into life Is what you get into life

Which is anti-communist So There's high level women That you should treat a certain level There's low level women and vice versa low level men high level men yeah and I'm gonna leave it at that

before I get fucking what's his name Andrew Tate yes exactly before I get anjutated over here before I get anjutated over here like basically

you treat people accordingly treat them accordingly you treat them accordingly what they give you you give them and vice versa well that's a golden rule yeah that's the goal golden rule. That's exactly right. That is the golden rule. There's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with that. All right. I'm done. Somebody please fucking talk. No, no, no. You're doing great, bro. I will talk again, but no, we love. Give me a breeder. I do need a beer. Okay. That minds?

Yeah, I believe you. Yeah. I got you. Actually, make me a mixed trick if you don't mind. A mixed tree. Snap be sexy. I should have fucked his ass. How do you decide when you, when you, when you've had enough to drink? Because I notice when you drink, you'll be like, okay, I drank too much tequila. Now I need like a, you know, a mixed drink. What are there? Three different types of me? There's the coasting me that lasts for 16 hours. Coasting? Coasting. Like, I'll have a drink here and there and like, yeah.

I'll have a bite here and there. And then there's the party animal me, which is I just die. And then somebody carries me home. What am I missing? You pretty much seen all of me. What am I missing? Wait, so, but you like, do you wake up and drink? drink? Because I noticed that, like, we got up and you're, I was like eating breakfast.

I was eating at like, so today, I woke up at 7 o'clock. I put the jacuzzi on. I had a beer. I got in the jacuzzi. It was a nice rain. It felt great. The end of this podcast, I'm going to be half naked into the jacuzzi. Oh, it's actually hilarious. So are you an alcoholic? I like to prefer a drunk. A drunk. Do you prefer being called a drunk? Yes.

An alcoholic goes to meetings and can't stop. I could stop. I could do five, six drinks one day and 30 drinks the next. So I believe that's called a drunk. Or like a, yeah, it's like, yeah, some variation in it. Yes. So you're not just like, you know, all in or all out. Yeah, exactly.

Sometimes a little bit. It's how the day goes. I'll tell you one thing. When I don't want to drink, that's when anybody fucking wants me to drink, this asshole particularly. I think he does that on purpose. I think that's just God and his infinite wisdom. When I say, I don't want to drink today, and then everybody just throws alcohol at me. And then when I say, I want to drink, I'm like, no, nobody's drinking.

Friends service kind of like that, yeah. Yeah, that's basically my life in a nutshell. Before I met him, that was my life in a nutshell. Now that's just times a billion. Yeah. So you guys stream together, basically. Drink? Stream.

You make content. stream. Yeah. Yeah, we, he's just, he's a superstar. And anywhere I bring him, like, in real life, like, everybody just falls in love with them. Like, this bartenders, servers, ballet guys, you name it's anyone. It's, it's pretty crazy. Nobody's ever met Pepino and, like, after. It's like, I don't like that guy. Yeah. It's not a thing. Yeah, I can relate to that. Yeah, because we spent like a whole day in Miami together. It's not a thing. It's just easy, chill vibe. And not in the best thoughts of Miami by the way and we didn't even drink we didn't even drink no we didn't even drink

it was still good yeah it's the best yeah by the way I might be an asshole for saying this we bumped into tell me to shut the fuck up asa no go ahead go ahead we bumped into your old bodyguard and I barely remembered him and I think

he got a little butt hurt you know him yeah which one no his old trainer the one when I first met you Turo That his name? Yeah Turo or Arthur

I don't know I want to say Arthur Don't go by me But I think he got butt hurt Like he goes Hey how you don't You remember me I'm like the driver

You go Never mind But he went to you first Remember Yeah When we were at the gym Yeah Arthur or Arturo

Then that's the same fucking name Just different dialects No it's the bald head The one who gave me read You're all baldhood. By the way, at the gym, I couldn't even tell you

difference from the black guys. You all fucking look alike. My eyes are that bad, by the way. Me and the black guy? Everybody in the gym looks like him. Is that him? No, that's a black guy. Are your eyes that bad?

Yes. What? I think my vision is like 120 over 90. You sound like you just said like a blood pressure. Reedy. What are you talking about? That's not. Well, 2020.

You know, you're funny, 20 over 90. Like, I could see near me and all that, but I can't see past me. Where everybody else is usually the opposite. What's throwing my holding up right here? Well, you're throwing three, but you're basically doing. No, it's two. No, you had the dirt. You had this up.

Oh, I had my mom-ass pinky. I didn't have that on purpose. That's because my pinky's fucked up. By the way, I believe that's called the Nazi. Hello, by the way. What is the to peace? What you just did? No.

What are you just did? What are you talking about? What did you just do? I went like this. No, but you had your pinky up. That's the Nazi. This is a Nazi thing? That's a Nazi thing?

That's a Nazi. I didn't mean to have the pinky up. That might be the craps. Maybe the most. I thought this is like, this is like a sexual thing. You know, two in the pink, one of the stink. That's, all right, never mind. Yeah, anyways, it's all good.

No. No, dude, you're doing. You're awesome, man. Obviously. But we hung out. We went and looked at the new gym space for me. We hung out at a, where were we at? Where were we at for?

What was the gym for a while? Well, Jordan. Can we mention Jordan? Yeah, of course. Was it? Not Jordan Belford. Jordan Conf? Carp.

Carp. Carp. Yeah. We hung out at one of the architectures. He liked me. Well, he gave me a bag, but... I think everyone likes you. Yeah.

Well, I had that one good comment. I said, what's the medium income of the neighborhood? And I got Jordan... Yeah, you got him high. It was a good question. I used to do real estate back in a day. How'd that go? Horrible.

Why? Because I couldn't pay my real estate. estate tax wait you got to pay a thousand a year back then oh you mean the fee

to have yeah so so then you weren't selling many houses no I was getting clients and all that

and then I don't know where they said your license is revoked because you need to pay because yeah yeah you got to pay every year and I know yeah

well they caught me on six months but yeah I thought I had six months why didn't you produce anything why didn't you get any sales

or anything in that time Because I don't know I don't know what to say But I was an economics accountant major in college Yeah Yes Did you do anything with that ever?

No Okay I'm trying to be Toggy's Well, not trying to help Toggi with his finances Yeah I don't know that's good I know more than your financier And he wasn't

Can I talk about this? Yeah Yeah And then he wasn't having it, or what? I said, Toggi, last case scenario, I have a Jew lawyer back in New York. I think you're good. I have a Jew lawyer and a Jew accountant.

Probably the best kind of. In New York. The best kind of. New York, Jew. Yeah, that's all I got to say. And so, but he wasn't having it. He wasn't saying that. He wasn't going to give you that job.

I think there's still hope. I think you can still make it work. I love Togi, but this is my guy. right here. If anybody needs help with their finances. I'll help you for free. Oh, vodka. Why do you have that?

Are we going there, Compton? Yeah. You're finding a lady. That's all we're going to, I guess he wants to find you a lady in Compton. I mean, I got a couple of ladies, but I need a cricket right now. And I'm so Compton will give me a cookie. I love the black ladies. That's your thing?

The black women? Black, Hispanic. anybody who touched me, but yeah. I should say any woman who touch me. So no preference, just anyone that will... I mean, I have my preference that I suit for, but at the end of the day, Hispanic and black.

Okay, so that is your preference. Yes, but if anybody touches me, they could have me. Okay. Any female, don't get any idea about that. Okay, okay, okay. No, I like it. Oh, man. Get back in here.

I can't, I can't. Come on, bro. Why he's being a bitch? But Pino's the most interesting personal plan. Obviously. Can you give me a Dosecque's commercial? I should have told that to that. Oh, there, guy.

So what's your goal? What do you think your goal is with all this? Where are you going with it? I want to open up a comedy social club, eventually a comedy club. Where? What city? New York. Everywhere.

Start in New York, obviously. You'd just want to start New York. Yeah, obviously. Just because, like, that's kind of where you're, from or yeah so fuck oh you're definitely not going out but you said what i was going to say he's not going out right yeah that fucker i can't i can't pull rank but i could pull something here you got to pull something on i can get back in here and this is why we need lab mics so we walk around next time next time yeah next time i have a lab mark yeah don't fuck that out you normally just don't

have live mics people just fucking that is sure you know is your first podcast no which other ones have you done. Done a lot of podcast. I don't remember them, but I've done a lot of podcasts. I think I'm ready to go back on the tip. Yeah, come up here. Before, before meeting Steve, you said like your income was not the best, yeah? No. I had family income. I can't go to details. Yeah. I barely worked. Now how much you make? That I'm not going to say. You're Italian. You never has an Italian what they made. Come on, badly. You need to know better. It's funny. just I remember it because I heard it and I was like holy shit

I'll say it maybe drunkenly I'll say it but yeah I'm not gonna say you don't ask another Italian you're not drunk or another man I'm drunk but I'm not that level drunk I still got some coherency that's valid

what was it like growing up in New York did you ever do like because did you ever get bullied for your stature no I was always the bully you were the bully I was the bully I wouldn't let anybody

yeah no Well, first of all, let me give you some details. Yeah. I went to, or you said if I had something, I guess I kind of do. I went to puberty when I was nine. Okay. Nine, ten. So I had an eight-inch cock at nine years old.

Wow. Congrats. Yeah. That's awesome. So if everybody asks, do you, or you, like, do you hate being in short? Like, no, I'm kind of hung. the, I'm tired of the other way. You're not worried about that.

Yeah, I'm not worried about that because I'm hung. But I just wonder, people like outside bullied you. They tried and then they found out and, well, what's the term? Fuck around, F-A-F-A-F-A. Yeah, fuck around and find out. Like, yeah, and they fuck around and found out. Like, nah, I'm a guinea. Like, you don't fuck a guineas.

I'm hung. Yeah, that's all I got to say. Steven, get over here. Get over here. Force him, bro. Come on, motherfucker Derek, come me out here Come on

I'm surprised Derek's not attacking me Yeah, Derek might attack you, bro Yeah, it took a while All right, that's in America Come on, man Are you to we leave? No, just talking about your childhood a little bit Yeah

No I was taller than everybody Up to 11 And then everybody literally passed me up That's the short story Yeah, valid But again, it all went down here.

No, nothing wrong with that, yeah. Nothing wrong with that. Did it ever affect the way that, like, you were able to, I don't know, advance yourself as far as business and stuff that you want to do? I don't drive cars because of that.

And my eyesight. My eyesight, yes. But, yeah, that's the only thing that really affected. So you'd have to get driven by everybody, basically. And I grew up in New York, so you don't really need. Even though I grew up in Jersey first, kind of. it's a weird situation

but no my height didn't it's a blessing and a curse that's what I tell everybody it's a blessing of curse what's the blessing part women are very comfortable around me

amongst other things men are comfortable around me like he wouldn't have found me if I wasn't yeah that's mostly the blessing the curse I guess I don't know I got to do with a lot of bullshit Yeah. Again, I'm a man, man, so I don't give a fuck.

No, I respect it. Yeah. And when you get older, you just get tired of shit. No, it affects you when you're young, but everybody's insecure when they're young. So it's like... You get older and you say fuck it. Yeah, you get older, you say fuck it. You learn how to get away with it.

Comedy helped. Comedy really helped. To all the future, whatever, if you're funny, if whatever, if you're not getting laid, you're not getting whatever. and you think you're funny getting to comedy, your sexual habits will get better. You think comedy's the key? It depends on the person, but yeah. Yeah.

I mean, my, my, uh, my, uh, lack of a better word, pussy went up when I did comedy. I respect it. If you're not going to get in here, stop looking like the uni bomber. Yeah, bro. Doesn't he look like the uni bomber? Yeah, what the fuck?

just come in here dude I mean it's 75 degrees out how you fucking wearing a hoodie if it goes up 65 I'm half naked he's just roasting you come in here bro it's funny does anybody ever roast you

should I should I borrow him all the time I said no one roast him yeah everybody's scared of him that's all he doesn't know he likes me I'm the only one not on his dick yeah you got roast that I'm not gonna roast him but seriously

put that uni bomber sit away. Come on, dude. Do I got to strip you down? I got this. Seriously, take that Unibomber jacket off. You're giving me PTSD. I remember the Unibomber. I was like 10. You were what, six? I was 10. I remember the Unibomber. You're giving me PTSD. Get that sit off. Come on. Join us, bro. If you're not going to join us, at least go in a guinea tea or something. At least that's my ass. At least go change. something.

What the fuck? Who's outside? He's like sitting in the corner? Yeah, he's sitting in the corner with the hoodia. Like he's going to fucking... You're looking at the Unibomber. You're giving me PTSD. All right, what's the next question?

Steve, bro, come in here. He doesn't want to come in here and leave him. Fuck Steve, dude. As long as he doesn't have the hoodie on. I prefer you take the whole hoodie off, but whatever. So what do you guys have planned today? What do you know about? What do you know about the plans that you ever have with Steve?

Because normally it's like Yeah From my experience It's very All I know is the end plan Is I'm trying to get some black pussy Tonight Okay

That's the end plan Okay I'll settle for a blow job I'm not Okay So you know your plan Yes But his plans are always crazy right

Yes Yeah This motherfucker's last minute dude Yes I wonder if that'll ever change for him No No you don't care

I don't care no makes you get older you're like fuck man I need a little scheduling yes I don't care I mean it's different for you because your job is like

working with him now yeah this is my job here it is I literally get paid to drink and get naked don't say that

but I know what you're saying I know what you mean well no my job is to do whatever the fuck he talks me to do right right right right To an extent.

The naked thing, I get it. It's like, yeah, it sounded different. When I met naked, I mean, my job is to be confident. My job is to be me and drink. That's what I should have said. There you go. My job is to be me and drink. And sometimes I get fucked up.

Sometimes I'm coasting. And sometimes you end up naked because you're fucked up. Yeah. I get it. The way I see it, I'm basically turtle from Antarods. Yeah. And Zach Kallivanakis from Hangover. Like, combined.

Yeah. That's the way I see it. But in the middle. In the middle. Dude, you're fucking crazy. Thank you badly. Oh, you fit in good. You fit in good here, for sure.

Yes. Have you done any gambling yourself? I love to gamble. What's your biggest win? What do you mean my biggest win? Like the most you've ever won. Well, I just won two grand in the track yesterday. What track?

Like there were the horse races? Santa Nita. Horse races? Yes. You went to them or you just did it? I was in the winner circle. You want to see the picture? You got the picture?

Wait, this was just yesterday? Yesterday. I just won two grand at San Anita. Wait, we were just in Miami. Yeah. I was fucking tired as fuck. So you flew straight here? That's why I couldn't mess with that sick yesterday.

So you flew straight here and went to the, like you went to the track. Well, what was the timeline? We came from Miami. Yeah, no. We got the house. As soon as you got here, we left to the work. Okay. Do they know what's his name?

You say, what's his name? Uncle Ten? Yeah, of course you know, Timmy. I went to Uncle Tim. I hung up with Uncle Tim. So as soon as you got here from Miami, you went straight to the horse race. Yes, I didn't want to.

I wanted to shower. They wouldn't let me sour. Here's the kicker. They got, they hated how I smell. I'm like, motherfuckers, you wouldn't let me sour. Now you're making fun of how I smell?

Go fuck yourselves. They didn't give you any time to shower. They didn't give me any time to shower. We missed three races. I put a thousand for me, a thousand for him. He wouldn't take it. So I made $4,000. No, I made...

I put in $2,000. I won $2,000. Yeah. You don't want to take the money. He didn't want to take the money. No, of course not. And then I came back. And then we went to the fucking roller coasters.

You went to universal. I'm not going to say. But it worked out, but it didn't work out. For you? Yes. For every, yeah, for me. Did you try to, did you try to seal the deal? I kind of did, but I'm a slow roller.

Again, I don't fuck. I don't fuck till the third date. Okay. And if anything, I'll get a, yeah, I'm a gentleman. In general. I didn't say a gentleman. I said in general. So in general, when you meet a girl,

I don't fuck to the third date. No matter what. You got to make her. prove her worth. Yeah. I respect that. I respect that. Wow, that's like reverse. Normally the girls do that. And the women like that. They like that, what do you call it? Restraint. Let's call it restraint.

It's called what? Restraint. Restraint. Restraint. Okay. Yes, you do a little roll reverse. You're like, no, you make them work for it. All right, now I got to reverse this. You got any pictures, like every muscle guy I know

was your fat fuck I was never fat fuck I was skinny you're okay okay that's still you were skinny you were skinny like that's skinny

yes you got any pictures yeah I do I have a ton were you like if I ever meet Andrew Tate that's gonna be a bad idea

why because I remember Andrew Tate's origin story okay tell us you seen Andrew Tate's origin story

I don't know about the specific origin story but you've seen the tell us he was in some type of

game show or something some UK thing right yeah and some chick just cursed them out you know what I'm talking about no but tell us you know or you're just shutting up well look up Andrew Tate's origin story

and he's literally just a skinny guy and some chick just says I don't like him and he does this sly move and then that's how Andrew Tate The villain arc. Well, we all have one of those, but with him, that was a whole other level. You mean the girl that, like, the one that either got away or fucked us up?

Yeah, something like that. Who was that for you? What was her name? Oh, I don't even remember. There's so many. So you had that a few times. Yeah, a few times. Okay.

To the point where I just said, I don't give a fuck anymore. Okay. No, I respect that. That's good. Yeah, we definitely all have that. I think that's a common thing. We all have, no, that's, we all have that. That's the most common thing.

Like, the one that got away, the one that we absolutely loved. And it goes both ways with women, too. Yeah. But look up Andrew Tate Orton's story. I might have to create it, but look up Andrew Tate Arn's story. But he was on some type of game cell. Yes. And it fucked him up, and that's when he became him.

Yeah, I think it was some like UK dating show, right? Something like that. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if you did. I don't like him because he's too skinny. And then he became Andrew Tate. I would love to meet him. Yeah.

I would love to meet a lot of people. Wait, Steve, you've met him, right? I met him. I did an interview with him once. Well, what the fuck? This guy's here, too? Trump's here. Well, I didn't, you were here?

Trump! Get over here. Trump! I'm all alone here. Trump! Trump! I need you. He ran. Dude, Steve, go in here.

He did not know anything was going on. But you can have to, you know, have to stream anyways, bro. For the love of God, don't send me up anymore. Every time he sets me up, it's fucking disaster. Why? Well, yesterday he tried to send me up with a poster to... Not a pastime. Yesterday, he tried to send me up with a porn star.

I didn't want to leave that part out. And then I end up talking to another chick who ends up doing ketamine. I almost did ketamine. Oh, God. Me, I'm not doing ketamine. No, no, no. I draw it in line on ketamine.

No, yeah, that's not the movie. I hope she's not lost in this. I'm going on a day with her in a couple of days. No, no, you'll be fine. Yes, I don't think she's going to watch this Wait, so he set you up with a porn star? He sent me on the porn store and The girl, again, stop naming names, leave names away

His girl was organizing Because we got five cars You know, there's like 10 people to help people Yeah, yeah, yeah They're five cars and like I got in the wrong car So I ended up talking to this chick She was cute

She was like 19 though I'd end up getting a rape charge here Well, not at 19 You end up getting the what? A rape charge. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you wouldn't. You wouldn't?

That's not a... Well, whatever. That's not what that means. I'm 39. I'm literally old enough to be her father. Yeah, yeah, but we started talking. No, I get it. But underage and rape are two completely different things.

Just FYI. Okay. Rape is like you forced it, no matter what the age. But no, no, you're good. Go ahead. Yeah. So you were, you were like, she's a little, So whatever, I was talking to this one check.

And she was into me, and then not into me, and it was just weird. Okay. And I was so fucking tired. She was a little too young for you. Kind of. Yeah, okay. I get that. There you go.

Okay. It's valid. But long story short, it kind of worked out. She was into Tupac, so that's how we... You guys are listening to music. Yeah. Okay. And so someone else took the girl that Steve set you up with, though?

Yes, but it wasn't a match made. Yeah, it wasn't a matchmate in heaven It wasn't meant to be What I meant to say is no more hooking me up I gotta be natural than me He got it Yeah, he'll make sure it's natural Yes

Just plant the chick there Hopefully she's of the right age And you don't feel the need to R word her Yeah, it'll be good So good Dude, you're funny, man Thank you.

You're good So what's the most fun you've had With Steve so far? From your perspective. The most fun. You might have to give me some... Like the moment you enjoyed the most where you're like, oh, the shit was cool.

You've been on a private plane yet? You've been on a private plane yet? Oh, yes. The first private plane from Tito Barrow, New Jersey, the pilot was Persian. Okay. That's Iranian. That's Iranian?

Yes. And I'm like two Iranians on an airplane that can't be legal. Even though I'm only half person and culture me. You're saying because it was in New York around, that's why it feels a little bit more sketchy because of New York, I see you're saying. Even though I'm culturally Italian,

but more blood, I'm everywhere. You're Italian culturally because of the people you grew up around? Yeah, and everything about that. Yeah, I'm culturally more Italian, blood-wise, I'm more Iranian. So you are more Iranian? Blood-wise. Oh, so the pilot was Iranian, you were like,

this could be a problem. As a joke, obviously. Yeah. Yeah, as a joke. I enjoyed a private jet, obviously, and the jumbo jet and all that. And he knows me. I'm not really into luxury.

Well, certain luxuries. The private jet was nice. What luxuries are you into? What did I tell you? What was my favorite luxury? Oh, no, my favorite luxury is not standing in line. Oh, my God. We're the same.

As a guinea, yes. That's what guineas want the most. Not standing in line in a restaurant or anything. That was the best. That's like my least favorite thing in the world is, like, traffic. Yes. Waiting, waiting. Yes.

Oh, my God. As a guinea, that was a good one. The jet? What do you say a guinea? What do you mean? It's a guinea. There's a difference between a guinea and a grotto. You want to add your part, Pallie.

Yeah. You want to add into the difference of Guinea and the Grito? Guinea, no. So this is like a New York slang. This must be like a New York slang. Kind of. Yeah. Okay.

I know what Guidos are, obviously. All right. What's your term of a Grito? I mean, kind of just like, it's a dude who's like a little bit more, I don't say overtly Italian, but like, you know. I can see that. Kind of like a, kind of slimy, I think. Yeah.

My dad's middle name was Guido, by the way. Okay. Yeah. To me, a Grito is a, uh, An Italian that has the tight things. What do you call it? Jersey Shore. Those are all Gritos.

Okay. Jersey Shore. Yes, Jersey Shore. Those are critos. Are you getting on this? So, like, Mike, the situation, those guys. All gritos. Polly D.

A guinea is more like a mobster or somebody that wears dress pants with a guinea tea. Does that make any sense? Got it, got it. Kind of like you're at this outfit. No, no, I'm a fucking guinea, yes. I see.

Nobody will call me a Grito, like I'm a slob. A grito dresses perfectly to brush his teeth. Stephen, you want to add to this? I know you're not in the camera, but you can fucking talk, you know. He is also Italian. Yeah, I know he's Italian. We're all Italian there. Well, you, I guess, more by culture.

I'm more by culture, and I live in New York and Jersey, so yeah. Do you want to add into that guinea grito? No, Steve's an asshole. Fuck this guy. Well, my thing is, the Grito is the one with the tight scenes, tight everything. Yeah. And at Guinea is more dress pants. Fair.

Tank top. I'll leave it at that. Basics. Yeah. Does that make sense? Yeah, I get it. I won't. No, you make sense.

Any other questions? So you consider yourself more a Guinea. I consider some more of Guinea, yes. Me, more of Guinea. And you didn't grow up, so you're Iranian, though, but you didn't grow up with Iranian people? I didn't grow up. My mom's Iranian, so obviously, the first thing you learn is from your mother. My dad, as an Italian, Greek, other things, I'm not going to get into that.

He wasn't really around, and my grandmother was Italian. Yeah. My grandfather was Greek. So, I'll leave it at that. So my upbringing. Most of your mom. Yes. My mom and my grandmother.

So I had my grandmother's cooking I was so fucking skinny As a kid maybe that's why I'm sore Because I didn't eat I only ate when I went to my grandmothers And my grandmother had the best Italian food And my mom couldn't cook Persian food at all Which is the same because Persian food is delicious

You ever had Persian food? Persian food is delicious But my mom My mom will make peanut butter And the place will go up and fire Like that's how bad my mom It was terrible at cooking. Yes.

You had to cook food for yourself or you just didn't eat? By the time I was nine, yes, eight, yes. We're talking about the 90s, so yeah. I was at that generation. You're kind of in that generation. But, like, yeah, the mothers were around or whatever, and you had to learn how to cook yourself. Women were all pro, blah, blah, blah.

Let me stop before this becomes. What is pro, blah, blah, blah. Women were like we're not doing anything for men, anymore. I remember that age, but still going here. When it started, middle, yeah. Like, I was in the started, I was probably going to middle. When women got tired of cooking for men.

Feminism thing. Yeah, the whole feminism thing. It was either at the middle, at the end, by the time. What's your take on feminism? I don't think I want to answer that. Okay. I think I'm going to, uh... Okay.

Yeah, I'm not going to answer that. It's good. You're good. You're media trained already. This is crazy. Yeah. Have you always, have you, have you, have you, uh, you always been careful about what you say? Even if, even though it's comedy.

Sometimes and no. What do you think? Take the hoodie off. Take the hoodie off. Okay. Got me fucking yelling. How many people yell at him? That should be biflex.

The only person who fucking yells at Steven. Right now he's going to come me off. No, he's not. No, he's not. He's on the phone. Motherfucker, man. All right. So we're going to stream today.

You want to ask me any questions? You want to go for any? go for there? Yes, I asked you a few questions. Do you answer? Yeah. We said you were skinny. Yeah, I was super skinny.

When did you get into, were you always tall? When did you grow? No, I grew after high school. So you were late bloomer? Yeah, yeah. Okay. See, I was an early bloomer which fucked me up. That's his nail goes.

The late bloomers get taller. The early bloomers, no, for my knowledge. Yeah, like a little peak in high school kind of thing. Okay, so you were late bloomer? Yeah, I was definitely late. Yeah, for sure. And the workout then? When did that really start?

Yeah. Probably when I was like 15. And then seriously when I was 17. Okay. I'm guessing you played sports. Yeah, I played football. So it got me into the gym. Were you getting football?

I was all right. I realized pretty much around 17 that I was like, I just like actually working out more than I liked. Okay. I think I heard you say that for it. What did you do in football? Well, I played like all my life as a young kid So all the way up to high school And I basically played like all these other random positions

When you're a kid Because they kind of swap your round Yeah, they do swap your own And then I was a DB and receiver And then I stopped playing Okay Basically Yeah

It's fun though man You play any sports I played it all I was big in basketball As a pre-team Again I was taller than everybody at that point And then I played soccer. I was horrible at soccer,

but I just love pushing myself. I guess that gave me the personality, if anything. And you get that. It gives you the personality. Even if you're not the best athlete, it gives you personality. The consistency of the training in the work. I always tell my like, I know

a lot of friends who have children who say, I don't want my children playing sports. And I'm like, okay, you want them to be what can I say? You said I can say whatever I'm not. You can say whatever you are. We could bleep it. It builds camaraderie, it builds friendship, you know that.

Of course. It builds all this. Obviously, I wasn't an athlete, athlete. But I always played sports. I like sports. I like hanging out with people in the park. And that's what builds my personality. Yeah.

And then there's the other kids who didn't play sports, who didn't know how to react with other kids, and they will cry because they don't know how to get into a regular basketball pickup game. Yeah. And I'll leave it at that. that before I say anything. Yeah, they just got a little bit more sensitive. They don't know how to react to jokes.

You're actually right. It builds personality. You don't have to be the best. Yeah. But it builds personality. I'll leave it at that. Yeah, you're 100% right. Definitely.

And that's me to a tee. I what up? No, no, you know, you're good. I think we, I think we're good. Is there anything else you want to talk about? Does anybody know any comedy club bookers? I need to do stand-up.

Again, I like the Barron Bridges Anybody but fewer I'm gonna fucking destroy that guy I don't give a fuck Who is that guy? Some gay guy named Fuhr Like seriously that name doesn't go together Either he destroys me

I destroy him Either change your name Is that your art nemesis? I guess Why? Because he didn't book you or something No, because he booked me And then he got mad at me Because I told him to change your name

again I like to burn bridges probably not a good idea yeah probably not a good idea well I'm here all right outside of fear can somebody give me a comedy gig I won't burn bridges as long as you don't have a

Nazi name or anything like that are you looking for L.A. or anywhere? At this point anywhere. Well give us some of your shit thing give us some of your I'll give you some jokes alright so I'm Persian Italian and Greek

I came out of my mother There was a hairy olive. I just joined the union. The Lollipop Guild. If Danny DeVito and Joe Pessie had a kid, it will be me. I'll leave it at that. Those are not my best jokes. You said it's just my opening.

Harry Olive. Yes. Those are not my best jokes. Those are just my openers. If you want my best jokes, I'll hire me. Babyface Popino. You know where to find me. Bradley Martin

Yeah Steve would do it You have an Instagram And all that shit, right? I got Instagram Baby Face Papino or Papino Clemenja Polvalone

on Facebook and YouTube whatever All right Peace, I'm done I love you brother No, you're good I got to pee too

I love you brother You're great I love you, brother, you're great You're great