RAWTALK - TFUE TAKES STEROIDS? QUITS STREAMING? & WHAT REALLY HAPPENED W/ FAZE CLAN...

Episode Date: April 19, 2022

Let the games begin with our guest that is absolutely killing it, TFUE! He goes into the details about gaming and streaming with Bradley Martyn! They speak about being at the right place at the right time in the game & out of the game. They geek out on games, fitness, content, jobs, getting cancelled, gambling & being workaholics...SUBSCRIBE HERE: https://www.youtube.com/c/REALRAWTALK?sub_confirmation=1LISTEN ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rawtalk/id1294154339FOLLOW RAWTALK PODCAST:INSTAGRAM | https://instagram.com/getrawtalkTIKTOK | https://tiktok.com/@askrawtalkFOLLOW BRADLEY:INSTAGRAM | https://instagram.com/bradleymartynSUBSCRIBE TO RAWTALK PODCAST CLIPS: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvzSBNBOK599FqzrTZS8ScQ/?sub_confirmation=1SUBSCRIBE TO LIFE OF BRADLEY MARTYN: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWTQG2aMDYKGDqYEGqJb1FA/?sub_confirmation=1SUBSCRIBE TO FITNESS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/bradleymartynonline?sub_confirmation=1RAWGEAR: https://www.rawgear.com (CODE:RAW)

Welcome back to another episode of Rock. Detour quick side mission on the main quest. We're going to see Tifu in Clearwater, Tampa. We'll be back Miami very soon Dr. Dr. Drinks the fish. Except with all the glass bottles, man. This guy understands help. Let's talk about it. Look, he's got all his gallons, not gallons, what is this? How much isn't that? Five gallons. Five gallons, all five gallons. He got jugs, all glass. Glass. This guy drinks the nicest water. What's going on? Dude, I was just, I was tired of, like, you know, live in L.A. and just drinking epiones out of the bottle. He's got the mountain valley. This guy's fancy as shit. I heard this is Barack Obama's favorite water.

Is it? Yeah, I don't know why I know that. I just heard it somewhere. No, I swear to Google it. I don't know why I know that. I think I need to try it now. You want one? But what is the white peach?

Like, what is it? It tastes like peaches? A little bit. It's pretty mellow. Smooth though. Holy shit, that's actually amazing. This is not sponsored by Mountain Valley, by the way. No. I'm not sponsored either, but...

What is that? This is a... This is a brain supplement. We're coming into his house. This is a brain supplement. Doing drugs. I'm not doing drugs. This is like, like lionsmen?

No, like lionsman. Yeah, Lyonsman. It's good. It's good for your brain. Exactly. New tropics. It's just a new trophy. It's just a new trope.

It's definitely mushrooms, bro. It's not mushrooms. I don't take mushrooms all the time, guys. Okay, well, if it is, then just eat. Oh, shut the fuck up right now. I have to, the right amount. I need the right amount. It's a, what's it called?

Omni brain or whatever? Yeah. Yeah, he like Joe Rogan. No, no, this is not that. This is a, this is a lion's man. 100%. No, you're that Joe Rogan shit. What is it called?

I figure what it's called. It's like Omni brain or some shit, right? Or something. Alpha brain. Yeah. He knows. That's what he's. I just know so much random shit.

Are we live? All right, welcome back to another motherfucking episode of Raw Talk. I have the one and only Tifu Turner. Um, I, I just want to start it off by saying, um, I'm impressed by this house, man. I'm genuinely impressed. And at 24 years old, you're doing big things. So congratulations. I'm doing a night.

I'm doing a night. I mean, you saw my old house. It was, it was bigger. I downsize. Still impressive, though. Still impressive. So first and foremost, how long have you been doing all this? I know there's your audience who sees you.

They've known you for a while. You've been streaming for what seems to be a long time. You've had some ups and downs. How long have you actually been doing it? um actually i think yesterday the day before was like my seven seven year partnered on twitch yeah do you still like it just as much as when you started it uh i'm getting a little bit tired of it here and there but i mean that's what's expected after streaming for like eight nine years yeah do you ever do you ever find yourself being like you want to do something

completely different that's not streaming like something completely different on the internet or just in life in general i mean i've been doing internet stuff for a long time too like me and my brother obviously been filming YouTube videos since I was 12 yeah or actually since I was 8 since he was like 12 but I don't know I've been social media for so long that I'm almost ready to take a break look yeah would you do something else like like if you took a break and you're like you came back to you're like you know this isn't for me like would you do something else or like like when I say else and I say do something else I don't mean stop playing video games stop streaming yeah I mean like something else

completely on the internet I don't know I don't know, that's a hard question. I do like streaming. You know, I've done it all, and I do like streaming a lot. What would you say you like the most out of, like, all the kind of content that you've made over the years? Like, what do you have the most fun doing? Probably gaming. Yeah.

And you're so good at it. Because I always say, so I came here once with Steve, not this house, the other house, and he filmed the video. He was drinking, I think it was coronas. And we had just eaten, like, Chipotle. We came back, and, like, he's drinking these coronas every time you get, like, a kill or something. And I remember watching you play in person And obviously like I've seen you stream I've seen you like play video games on the internet

And people have seen it But I've never seen you Someone play in person like that good And watching you play is like It's like weird to me Because I play video games my entire life Like since I was a kid I was like the biggest nerd Like before streaming was a thing

Yeah And I would play so many video games so much And it's like Yeah you run into people who are really good And then you see people who like yourself You were playing war zone at the time And like I'm just like blown away by number one watching you play and like as you're playing you're being like

okay I know that I'm going to get this kill even before you get it and like I just can't relate to that anymore I used to relate to that when I was younger when I play like endless hours but like what does it take to be that good like what does it take to actually be that good and do you think certain people just have it yeah I do I do kind of I feel like I feel like you just either have it or you don't know yeah regardless you shut up for the time bring the mic a little closer Otherwise, everyone's going to be pissed at me. Fuck. Yeah, it's okay.

Don't worry. They're mad at me all the time anyway. No, I mean, yeah, you either have it or you don't, but you do still have to put, like, the work in, you know? Have you had time? If you have it, you still have to excel at it, you know? Yeah. Have you had times where you were like, damn, I'm not as good as I was?

I mean, playing Fortnite probably. Yeah. Because that was, that was Fortnite? I stopped playing for like two years. Was Fortnite the thing that blew you up? Yeah. Like blew me up. I mean, I had, like, I had, like,

like a following before fortnight like people within the destiny community knew me but when fortnight blew up it was like that was obviously you're good at destiny i feel like i'd smoke you at destiny no like that wouldn't be close like i'm good i was good at that game which one destiny one yeah destiny one was destiny one destiny two is okay first and foremost was trash they just re-skinned everything they ruined that game i mean it's still it's still thriving a little bit is it though yeah like currently yeah so we're play every day. But what games do you play mostly? This dog is so cute. The fact that she put her paw on you right now. What do you play mostly now? Um, I was playing, I mean, I stopped playing

Fortnite like a few years ago. I started playing war zone. I played war zone for like six months a year. Then I started playing Minecraft for like six months. And then I recently played Apex for like six months. And now I'm playing like a little bit of Fortnite because they added the no building. Yeah. So, you know, You know, I won a tournament yesterday with, like, all the best players in the game. No building. No building. Yeah, I was going to say that's how I always played Fortnite.

Like I did. Yeah, but you didn't build when there was bills. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't build because I just hated that shit. Now you're up, bro. I feel like if I played now, I could probably be the best Fortnite player ever. Because I was so good when they were building. I was still getting dubs.

But I had people on my team who were good and they were good at building. You got to run it back. I should. I think I'm just become a full-time streamer, man. Fuck working out. Fuck, fuck fitness, fuck blogging. Why don't you stream that? Because I'm, you know, to be honest, I get that a lot.

Why don't I get that a lot? Why don't I stream that that game? No, it's like gym streams. Oh, man. It's kind of like the question I asked you earlier. When you've done something for so long, you want to do other things, you want to, like, evolve and change. And that's why I'm so curious because, like, about you, you're 24 years old, super successful. Obviously, you've had really hot, not really high, it's not like crazy lows or anything, but.

like how long do you see yourself doing this like realistically i don't know i for me personally i can only speak on my behalf is like whether it's like because i kind of like adapted streaming as like a job you know at this point yeah but like for me i pick up hobbies and i have like maximum like two to three years before i get burnt out of it yeah whether it's like surfing or skimming or skateboarding or whatever a game you know yeah but like for me like it's like two or three years and then to get bored yeah do the same way with shit for sure for sure i i mean the the gym stuff never really bored me it just like you said you do something for so long you just kind of want to start switching it up i mean dude i've been i'm about to be 33 years old next month and like man i've been

doing gym shit on youtube for the last 10 11 years yeah and on instagram compared to like the first two years. It's different now. It's different now. It's not that I don't love it. It's not that I don't enjoy it. It's not that it's not something that like I'll do for the rest of my life. It's just my relationship to it has changed because I know over the years a part of it became like, okay, like I have to make this content. Like I think it was right around the time that I opened my gym about five, six years ago now that I was like, so funny, I think position is. So by the way, we got this mobile setup and it's like a little, you know, it's a little wonky. because I didn't know the set they were going to.

We're just kind of winging it. So just bear with us. But no, so when I opened my gym about six years ago, it was, that was like kind of towards the peak of maybe the content that I was making in relationship to fitness. And when I opened my gym, I'd say the first two years of that gym being open,

I spent so much time meeting people because I'd be at the gym and people would come talk to me. But like I literally almost stopped working out. Like I was still working out, It was like, you know, you have someone come up and they say what up and then two of the people would see that and they'd be like, oh, I would just say what up to. And it's like, I would do that every day and be like, do my workouts kind of went to shit. So it's like I lost a little bit of sight of. Yeah, I don't know how you can work out in your gym without getting distracted.

Well, now I have to be like, people will come up and I say, hey, when I'm done. And a lot of people don't like that. Like, a lot of people are like, like, I swear to God, like, I'll tell you a story right now. I was in my gym training someone. someone paid me to train them yeah okay I'm training this person some family comes I think from like Mexico or something and they're like all sitting at the front and they see me they're like trying to wave me down I'm like oh I'm like just training this guy and um they're they stay there for a while they keep waving me down then I could tell they're frustrated they leave I get a message from

the from a girl who was there yeah she was like trying to wave me down she's like you're such a piece of shit my brother came from out of you know out of the country to see you I was like what I didn't it's like it's like it's like it's not like I set up an appointment yeah you know I was just there doing whatever the fuck I'm doing so I don't know it's just sometimes it just I get a weird relationship to it because I just had to start drawing a line where I'm like okay if I'm doing this do it when I'm done you know like it'd be like if you were streaming in like a like an open streaming spot where everyone could come find like if you open your own streaming place and then people knew you were there every day

streaming they were showing up trying to say what up it's like yo I got a stream though I remember having this conversation with the guy be like yo if I didn't do this working out thing you wouldn't give a fuck about what I was doing so like I still need to do this but it's just I just had to draw the boundaries draw the lines which is something that has been challenging for me like a little bit in my whole life yeah I mean I've had I've had my fair share of strange encounters and I've definitely like kind of straight up told people to fuck off before yeah like there was one time where I was like like not streaming not doing anything like leave in my house and there's just like a car weighs me down like literally on my street and they're like hey like my friend in the car I'm like please don't show up to me my house yeah yeah no we pulled up and you were like we were filming and you're right away you're like i can tell your brain was like wait a sec you're like don't docks be motherfucker yeah i get it has that happened to you before has anyone ever like pulled i mean that's why i moved yeah that's why you straight up moved yeah i had to oh shit so yeah so so so what happened someone came to your house yeah well i mean once your address once they have your address you're pretty much

fucked right yeah i mean i was getting like pizzas to my house every day swat teams at my door every day for like weeks what's the I don't understand the point of that like what is someone just to bug you

it's weird because it's like you think they'd be a psychotic it'd be like a fan it'd be like a fan like why would a fan why would a fan want to fucking

fuck your life up I don't know that's such a weird thing have you ever had any other circumstance any other thing like in person that was weird with someone

besides that guy waiting in his car I don't know I mean, I've had some weird encounters Getting swatted definitely sucked But you've been swatted multiple times, you said Yeah My dad's been swatted a bunch

Is that the house that I went to? I'm assuming One of them I mean, so when you're swatted is like They're calling, they're saying like something's happening It's like Not true Yeah, and then the police pull up

And they're like They're with guns drawn Because they think some, you know Something bad is happening inside the house And they pull up on you Yeah, usually it's like, it's like, you know, someone's getting stabbed and someone's being held hostage or like I, I killed my mom and she's bleeding out on the floor. Which is like, yo, whoever's doing this is like, you guys are twisted. They are.

You guys are fucking twisted. Because like, I'll talk to the, I mean, I'll talk to the cops like afterwards and everyone's cool. Like I've had like the whole fucking PDM in my driveway, you know. And like, they'll tell me like what the shit's called for and it's just always some crazy. shit. It's like, who the fuck are these people, man? Yeah, and some of it'll be

like girls calling to. Calling to report you for shit? Yeah. Wait, what girls are you making mad? You mean girls mad? I don't know. It could be like a voice changer or someone's paying them or something.

What are you doing, bro? They're switching it up. What are you doing on the weekends? They're like, yo, little sis coming in the room real quick and say this shit. You're trying. Oh my God.

That's so crazy. Okay, that's fine. We'll skip. We'll skip. It doesn't matter. So then who do you want to fight? No, who do you want to fight from faith? would you ever fight any any influencers because i know you talked about fighting like

ninja and he obviously i think he i don't know like if that if he would have said yes i would have been down like i know like i probably would have beat him up or whatever yeah but it was just like such a good rivalry that had lasted so long that like yeah i feel like people would have loved to see it yeah even if like even if i was in his shoes and like i think i was going to get beat up I don't know like I think I'd still do it just because like the rivalries there yeah the bag would have been huge too yeah at the time would have been I feel like it was like almost too late when I tried to do it yeah he was never he was never about it never wanted to do it like at all no were there any other streamers that you could that you could that you could fuck what about

Merck's I don't know possibly how tall is that guy he's a he's uh he's a couple inches shorter than me, but he's got probably 20 pounds on me. Yeah, he's heavier. He looks heavier. He's thicker than me, yeah. Do you think you can fuck him up? Right now, probably not. I don't know. My endurance is ass. Yeah. Cardio.

You've been training for a minute, though, right? Yeah, a little bit. You said you stopped recently? Kind of. Like, I feel like when I first started working out, I really enjoyed it a lot, and I would go, like, fucking six, seven times a week. Right? And then on top of, like, the hours

I have to do streaming and working out, fond I had like no time left to do anything yeah if that makes sense well the streaming thing definitely man I mean you're like how many hours are you actually streaming a day like when you because you said today you're taking a day minimum six every day yeah that's fucking insane yeah what is the what is the money like on Twitch can you share that like what is it actually like because I I'm genuinely curious because like I'll stream but like I don't stream at your level I don't have the subs I'm not doing it as often every day for six to whatever eight hours is it good money i mean obviously you got an amazing beautiful house it's pretty good it's good at 24 years

old for sure yeah is there ways to find this could i find this information somewhere you could find like the you could find like an ad or my like because you know how you can check on youtube you can't check like people's like contracts that shit's not public of course not but you can check like they like somebody hacked twitch and they like leaked like um like the earnings and it's kind of like a meme in the committee because they call me like number four or something because i was like the top four or you were top four for like yeah for like subs and ads throughout like whatever time yeah yeah i don't remember what the numbers were but yeah people were fucking with me coming to my chat yo number four yo number four hey millionaire

it's like yeah i mean they got to assume that you are at that point yeah based on how how much you like the fact that you play video games all day long and you have all these people in your thing so how at your at your peak on twitch like how many average people would you get in a stream um depends yeah did you did you think that you'd be this successful like when you first started because like a lot of kids will watch it like this so there'll probably be fans of you and they're probably like damn i wonder how did he do it i'm really good at video games yeah how do i get to that level like how did you do it and did you think you were going to be able to be here um i mean when I first started Twitch, it was a lot, a lot different, a lot smaller, like the top

streamers would have like a few thousand viewers, you know? Yeah. And now it's like, there's guys with like tens of thousands, even 100,000 viewers, you know? Do you think she's the platform got bigger? The platform got a lot bigger. I think the, I think Twitch did peak though when Fortnite peaked. I agree. Yeah. Just from what I saw. I don't think, I don't know, it could be like another 10 years before some sort of like gaming breakout like that happens again. Yeah, because that was crazy i mean that was that that like battle royale style thing changed gaming completely not only just gaming but it changed the whole like digital download and like the way video game companies made money yeah because they came in and it was like prior to that like you bought a video

game and then maybe some expansions and stuff like that now it's like games are free and everything is like pay to play these like little you know skins and characters and that should change the world yeah like specifically the gaming world so when when when you start because that wasn't when you started there wasn't existing right where was your mindset on like what you were going to do like in that community and you're starting like like how did you get to video games to know that you're like I'm I could do this and be successful at it I don't know I've been gaming since I was a kid I mean the first game I ever played is like Star Fox and Nintendo 64 so let oh my god fuck soul it but I don't

know like I started making I mean I've made YouTube videos with my brother and I was familiar with, like, editing, filmmaking, stuff like that. Yeah. I used to play cod. I had a capture card when I was a kid. Posted some stupid videos. And then, like, it was kind of like trial and error, you know. I had different channels that.

There had to be a turning point, though. Like, where were you like? Destiny, probably. Destiny. When I started speed running, I was like breaking records. And I was kind of like, I had the mindset, like, going into Destiny where, like, I don't really care to be funny or whatever. I just want to make, like, content.

that people just watch because it's so, like, good, you know? Because you're so good at it. Yeah. Like getting done, like, what, the trials and stuff like that in a certain amount of time? Yeah, like, completing six-man raids by myself as fast as I can, you know? Like, what difficulty?

Like, the hardest, I guess. Really? Yeah. How the fuck were you doing that? I don't know. Do you have that on camera? Yeah, that's all on my YouTube channel. Damn.

If you go to my YouTube channel and go, like, oldest and newest. Yeah. That's all destiny. so destiny is the first thing you started getting traction oh yeah how did you make the move like then how was this all on so was youtube and then and then you started twitch yeah so because how did you make the blow up on twitch was just because your youtube was so successful um no that did help a little bit but i i i kind of blew up on twitch first well it was it was like it was like both like i actually started the tifu youtube and twitch at the same time because i knew

that this is like my brand and like I need to have like the usernames and stuff how do you know that you needed to have like a brand this is the thing like this is because I already been in that space okay I like my whole journey I'm already been in like I've already been where I need to be before everyone else was I see what you're saying like I don't know like I've been doing YouTube probably longer than anyone you you've met well not foosy too probably no way that motherfucker's a dude

YouTube since that bitch started bro honestly it was my dad too like he he's like crazy like he's a psycho motherfucker like he's crazy he's hilarious he's a nutcase but like

when YouTube like was first starting like this is like way before like anyone even knew what the shit was he was like check out this thing I'm posting videos on it like I'm like six you know I'm seven and then he's like showing me like

this thing called Justin TV he's like yeah like people are streaming like sports games holy fuck i remember that and that Justin tv is what twitch is now you know yeah so he he kind of like he kind of got us on to like shit early so your dad yeah that's so i mean when i was like a little kid he was like buying domain names of fucking shit yeah guy was ahead of his fucking time yeah he was a little bit wow what does he do now is he still just like he drinks yeah i know no i know that i know that i know that he drinks and all he just chills do you hope do you support him or does yeah yeah he's he's pretty much chilling yeah what what what what uh what's your relationship like with your brother now

did he still make content he makes youtube videos and shit yeah i mean he's been doing it for so long i think he's like kind of getting burnt out a little bit too yeah i mean fuck how he's been doing it what longer than you how many more years no we start i guess at the same time i mean it's been probably like i don't know like 16 years fuck yeah 16 yeah that's when we started she's channel what kind of stuff did you start out with like just kind of crazy shit huh yeah I mean our first video was like just random bullshit but he he kind of picked like how I picked up with destiny he picked up with like pranks

yeah that we did I'm just trying to figure out like how you navigated the whole thing I'm trying to figure out like your process and like what and essentially I just want to understand like what you learned because the kids watching your fans are like I want to be like fucking teeth going to be like Turner like what if what do you think the the number one thing you've learned throughout this whole process of like being on the internet being a twitch stream or being successful at it you know like what do you think like what advice would you give someone who wants to do it I mean I get that question a lot but I think it's like just got to be it's not like this is going to sound really fucked up right but like it's not like it's not like the dedication and

time you put into it it's like where to be and when to be there you know you got to play It's the time and place, yeah. Yeah. Like my time in place for Fortnite was like immaculate because I had already been playing BRs that weren't that popular for like two years professionally, you know? Battle Royals that weren't that popular, yeah. So before when I came around, it was like,

I was already like, I'm in this, 60 steps ahead. Yeah. I was just in the right time and the right place. Yeah, I mean, that's a real thing. I get asked a question a lot too about like, you know, whatever on fitness stuff or filming content. It's like the same thing is, yeah, like it's very easy to see what people do And it's very easy to be like, oh, I can just do what they do

And have the success that they have But it just, it almost doesn't really work that way It doesn't, yeah Like not, not really at all You're so right about the time and place Yeah It's fucking But do you think if someone

But I feel like people kind of need to hear it though Yeah Because you don't want somebody to be like, yo, you can, you know So you don't think So if I was like, yo, could anyone do this If they were just an amazing video gamer You don't think anyone could do it It also depends on the time

yeah i mean there is there is people that that pick it up and do it you know but it's it's not the extent to where like you know ninja was at playing fortnight or you know yeah because it's like who's going to recreate the time when he got to play with like Travis got yeah exactly like you can't recreate those moments no you can't because that was the i remember that was the biggest thing in his career and that was the thing that like i don't know for how long he was like the talk that most talked about streamer like you guys on ESPN magazine or something yeah like how come they didn't get you in his magazine right we got to We got a fucking job.

Because they had him, bro. Because they had him. I'm like the dark horse. You kind of are. Yeah. You're like the wild one. Yeah. It's dope.

Even I was at Epcot the other day and like one of my like, like my manager type friend was like, uh, yeah, Disney hit me up and like asked like if Tim and like, uh, if Tim and like, uh, Ninja could like come back for this like event or whatever. And he told him he's like, well, I, you know, I have good connections with Tifu if you want him. And they're like, nah. Really? Yeah. Why is it? It's Disney, man. I'm, I like curse a lot.

and you drink and I drink and you know it's I guess that makes sense yeah it's kind of silly but I mean if that's on their brand right yeah it is but it's like Disney do you do you see yourself changing or evolving into like more family friendly type shit or no no no no fuck that I I never really gave a fuck about what I say it'd be kind of like as long as I'm not like you know like just hurting people's feelings you know on purpose yeah of course not I don't think you're doing that no i think you're just more like this is myself and you're not really like cutting corners and being like let me not say this let me not do yeah but like those motherfuckers get bags they do yeah but it's almost just like not worth it all uh it depends how big the bag is

yeah it's so funny oh my god dude i love it so so with twitch what do you think the hardest part about it is to be consistent how is it hard because like i dude i Listen, I'm not even trying to compare myself. The hardest part is finding like a niche, you know? Yeah. What do you think about IRL stuff? Because I was thinking about just doing that. Look at me trying to get these answers for myself.

It's hard, bro. It's really hard. The IRS shit is exhausting, first of all. When I do it, it's like, I'm like four hours in. I'm like, bro, I'm going to need to turn this shit off. So you go out. But it's hard to, it's hard to grow in that, in that category. Because there's so many people in that just chatting.

Yeah. So it's, it's hard. hard and like i don't know i don't know it's just it's never been as successful as like people just sitting gaming for some reason yeah so you think gaming is the easiest one to go in if i was like go i want to be a gamer i want to be a twitcher it depends on the game the bigger the bigger the game the harder it is a girl oh the more users on the game yeah more people play the most more people stream it is harder oh the more people who are streaming okay yeah what what games do you have the most fun playing right now um i like a fortnight no building surprising

And then I like Apex Legends. I love Apex, bro. Yeah. That was one of the games that I'm actually like, I think I'd fuck you up in. Like seriously, when I think about it. There's just no way.

You don't think there's any game I can beat you in? Like Tetris or something. There's probably some games you can beat me in for sure. Apex legend, bro. There's no shot. Come on. There's no way. Come on, bro.

There's no way. Who's your main? Who do you made? I've made a lot of people. Yeah. Horizon, Octane. Bangalore. What's your load out?

Main load. What do you use? Dude, the meta changes a lot. Yeah? You always use the meta? Yeah. Because you're a cheeseball.

That's why. Cheese. I like the flat line, but they put it in the crafter. So it's kind of a pin yeah. Yeah. But I like the shotguns a lot. With shotgun main.

P.K. Mastiff. Yeah. Are you, but are you actually good, though? I love talking shit to you. I've only been playing. for six months so how good could I be dude so okay how does this work with this uh like tournaments and shit you say you win money and all this stuff like how do you even get how come

how come I'm not getting into these tournaments have to be certain level of good no it's it's more like a it to be certain level of known I guess to get into the if you're a big streamer and you fucking suck they're gonna invite you to the tournament regardless just so it's just being known then you get a pass to come in pretty much and how often do you beat all these other streamers at these games like fortnight for example like no bill fortnight you said you won something recently i won the last two tournaments they've done and you just win like a bag yeah and it's from fortnight the bag is from fortnight twitch and fortnight yeah it's still epic it's epic still the yeah so it's twitch and epic paying you like they're sending you a check mm-hmm that's fucking crazy you know

i gave away my earnings where you give it to my teammates really you didn't even keep that shit you didn't care I don't care they needed more than me so the people who helped you win you just get you're just like split between them do you base it on who gets more kills well I was playing with cloaksie and scoped like a few weeks back

but they got bags too though no scope scope not as much as closey you know I know he's he's you know he's got his little McLaren 720s I was like I ain't giving you my my fucking yeah I know they got bags but scoped he's like yeah I gotta go back the school. I'm like, yo, take my shit. That's crazy, though. That's cool. I mean, he's not,

he's doing fine too, but I'm just saying he could use them more than me. You know what makes me mad about this video game shit? You know when you talk about the time and the place? I missed a wave, man. When I was like the best at video games, this shit didn't exist. It makes me sad. But it's funny. It's exactly what you said, like the time in place. So do you, do you, do you, what do you think the next thing is? Do you have any forecast? You know, any games that are coming or any things that are happening that like the next thing might be because this battle royale shit's been what how many years has it been like the only thing it's been like i mean i've been playing them for like five years yeah it's been like five and it hasn't i mean it's still going i don't think

it's going to leave no i think it's always gonna be a genre yeah it's always gonna be a genre it's like fucking league of legends at this point you know yeah it's like valour and cisco you know i feel like he's gonna just keep keep growing like and also did you did you play the new halo i feel like Halo could have done a version of this and they missed on it completely. I played the new Hale. I hated it. It was absolutely dog shit. And that's coming from a kid that played Halo growing up.

Me too. I don't know why they did that, man. They had so much potential with that game. Yeah. That one actually made me sad because I was like, oh, I can stream once a week if this shit's fire. I mean, dude, I've seen so many people just like destroyed their games, you know? Like there was this game super people. That was a BR that was really fun.

And they just literally shot themselves on the foot. I couldn't get, I couldn't play the game. because I was getting in like bot lobbies with like no people in them like no real people yeah where do you based on that question or based on what you said what what do you think is like fortnight's biggest fuck up because I know at some point remember like at what point like what season were you like oh the shoot because I remember seeing it and it was like uh the airplanes was no I think their biggest fuck up was maybe be like like the creative maybe the creative in the sense of what in the sense that like they made it to where you could get really really really good really fast so like the more time you had in your hands it was like a lot better you would get what do you mean like you could like go into creative and you could do like building courses edit courses shooting like all these different types of scenarios for everything yeah I think the creative like part where like they were actually making like creative

stuff is cool but the whole like excel like your mechanical abilities kind of like because you can just know life it yeah and you think everyone just got like you didn't just made it because because you know say you're working out and you're doing your you know podcast or whatever you're doing your shit you know you get on fortnight for two hours every night and then you got a motherfucker like me who's playing like 12 hours a day sitting in creative practicing all the shit you know when you get my game it's you're gonna sauce me for sure Because the gap got just too large. So that's what I.

And then they release that like that bot type shit to almost counteract that, right? What do you mean? Where are you getting lobbies with like fucking, it seems like they have that. That's actually been like a thing in battle rails for like a while is like if, you know, if the game registers you as like a really bad player, you know, they'll sprinkle in like a few not real players in your game to make you feel like that's why. Oh. So I'm just bad. No, I have boss in my games too. Oh, okay.

It doesn't make me feel as bad then. I felt really bad for a second. I mean, you're not going to get bots if you play some sort of like competitive or ranked. Of course. That's all just people. But if you're just casual, they'll be in there. It's just embarrassing when I run into them and they just stare at me. And I'm just like, fuck, it's a bot.

And I kill them and I still feel good about it. Oh, yeah. You still feel good. A little bit loser, man. You have a good question? What's up? Yeah, that's a good question, yeah, that's a good question, yeah, because, like, adults do think, like, that, oh, fucking, because I remember when I was young, they were, like, video games are like, video games have ruined your life and all this shit. Now it's like, dude, you're 24 years old, you're probably a multimillionaire, and you could play video games for a living.

I mean, so what would you say to the parents who tell the kids, don't play video games, which I think is fucking insane at this point. It's kind of crazy, yeah. But I don't know, like I think there's you said to draw a line like if I was a parent I would be like, you know, if they're playing video games, I mean, it's kind of hard to put myself in that situation because I've been playing video games like as a job and shit. So I could be like, you know, I can look over my kid's shoulder and be like, like damn, this kid sucks. Yeah, you're like, you know, this is this is a hobby. Like you're like, you're like, like, you got to get funny or something, you know, like. Yeah. That's so funny. But like. But like, but from like, I'll say a regular parent who's not. You're like, you know, like, you're not. like a fucking well versed they're not gonna know though they don't know i know that's so tricky so it's hard they're they're in like a difficult spot because they don't know what the fuck is going on yeah we do of course they don't fucking know i never even went to school i feel like it sucks as like if you're a kid you just i remember telling my mom i'm gonna do fitness stuff this is when i was a little when i was little she was like oh yeah yeah me and your dad used to work out too and i was like

no i'm gonna do this for the rest of my life like for real it's gonna be my life i'm gonna build my life around and she was like okay she didn't believe not that she doesn't believe in me now she doesn't see what's happened now she's you know I'm grateful for that but I remember that first initial response was like yeah yeah we used to work out too that was her like way of saying like I don't know how serious this is going to be for the rest of your life did you ever have that kind of like sense from your dad or anything or was it always just like I believe in whatever the fuck you believe in because your dad's like a very open-minded dude I mean to be honest I started making money game when I was like 16 so I feel like that's kind of like young you know if it was

any later they probably would have been like yeah like get a real job you yeah but no I I started I started making decent money when I was like 16 17 how do you think you figured it out so but they but they also like my brother had already had like success before you know so there was a template they kind of like yeah they're kind of like oh it's kind of working for him so like they had a little bit more faith to me what do you what do you what do you think how do you think you figured it out so soon because of your family and your surroundings because like because like to do it at that that young of an age is like and to see any sort of success is like impressive even the time and place I don't know I just I just like gaming

it's like it's crazy though it's become like your whole life pretty much yeah and still everyday thing it trips me out man that's why I asked you earlier like how fucking long can you do that shit for i i need a i need a vacation about now probably yeah where would you go where's the ideal vacation spot i don't know i'm probably go fish in the bahamas like fishing bring a fucking mobile set i could yeah i have a backpack i roll back for mobile streaming yeah oh man just one backpack just never stop working are you like addicted to work you must be because like you if you stream seven hours yeah yeah you're fully addicted dude i gotta fully get this shit done where does that come from though i feel like everyone i

talked to who's like super successful has that like crazy personality that is like i have to do this feeling of like i have to do this because i have that feeling i don't know where it comes from i have no idea some people do have it some people don't do you think you have it apparently i do yeah i mean i haven't i haven't like i haven't got on vacation like two years i don't think i've gone on vacation in like 10 yeah i think all my vacation is you're in your you're in your you're in your fucking in Miami on vacation yeah I know but I'm not but I'm like still from the podcast the work is still big content that's I have a problem I have a genuine problem with like taking a break I feel like if I take a break I'm gonna just lose it all yeah that's what

people say that's what it feels like do you ever feel like that no no you like just can come back me I don't really care like I'm like I'm at the point where like if I fucking completely fall off I just I wouldn't even care really yeah just feel like fuck it yeah i would i wouldn't care i've already done like so much and put so much time into it that like i i don't really care you don't worry about financially no no no you made some good investments or what yeah nice fucking a lot of real estate dude really in florida yeah but like dude yeah i can never work ever again like i could just be like dude fuck streaming like fuck my fans like fuck all this and just dip and so why don't you do it why don't you say that

Because I still like it right now. Yeah. I still enjoy it. I wonder how long it lasts. Oh, seriously, genuinely. Because I just, I know that I've been so many at some, because I've had points where I was like, fuck this. I don't want to do this at all anymore. Yeah.

And then I get back and I'm like, wait, no, I really love this. Like it seems to like kind of come in waves, those feelings. And I'm just trying to like, I'm just trying to figure out in your brain like what makes sense for you to keep going, like how you keep rationalizing it. If you could say fuck it. Like, why do you rationalize it? nice keep going just just for more money i mean i guess i mean i already i already have enough fucking money probably yeah i just don't enjoy it as it right now yeah i want to get that fight

against ninja man so bad i just want to just not even on the internet just yeah a bunch of people i've tried to like box me just like a bunch of people have oh yeah who who else like who not I don't remember Well, first of all Keemstar has been fucking up my ass Keemstar trying to box you No, he's trying to give me to box a bunch of people But I just don't

I don't know if it's worth it for me I mean you don't need to I don't need to It just seems like a lot of A lot of time I gotta take off I don't think it's really working You gotta get back to training

Which I gotta fucking train Which by the way We got a question for you I don't know where you go with this Yeah Well you're gonna find out right now Have you ever taken steroids? No No never

Never Damn People were really suss on you about a year ago I probably would but I wouldn't take like a lot Yeah people have been suss on they're like go This transformation you know He got shredded as fuck He's probably still fucking shredded

Yeah I'm still pretty decently shredded I guess Like did you just get like worked out out and you were consistent and just fucking went crazy yeah it was mainly my diet no so all diet what substance you take just just fucking creatine honestly create oh creatine classic that's a classic answer that is sounds like he's talking it does help i mean it's not like it's not like fucking steroids but no but it's actually really common people people relate those two as if they're the same sometimes like it's so it's so bad should i take creatine i'm like i always see like fucking tic docs and shit like yo you're on steroids like no i'm on creatine dude you know fuck why do i have to get that

answer out you know what's really popular on the internet right now that's like everyone all these kids are being like it's not steroids yeah but they're all taking it sarms have you heard about that i've never taken those either you never taken but i know i know what they are it's like isn't like sarms like isn't that all oral though is they like fuck your liver up yeah i mean it's yeah they're orals it's it's not injectable and people are taking like fucking turkestrone shit turkestrone yeah turkestrone but that's not a sarm

that's just like a like a plant extract yeah but sarms are like it's like back in the day when I was it's funny literally like the same age that these kids now would be like oh don't take steroids they're bad I take sarms it's different when I was that age the thing that was

the thing just like that it was don't take steroids they're bad take pro hormones it's different it's the same exact thing it's like just a different version like a different derivative of they're trying to make a basically like a designer drug so that you know if someone's taking the actual sarah you're going to get popped on like a test if you're like uh you know some sort of athletic event yeah yeah so that's what these like selective angriogen uh receptor modulators like basically just to like basically make you be like this is a drug but not exactly the same but yeah all these kids are taking them and i just find it crazy because like younger kids are taking 15 years old because they're seeing this shit on TikTok. Yeah. And another thing,

which is really crazy that's talked about a lot on TikTok is, is the, like the, the craziest of all steroid trend. Like, people talk about Trent all the time,

and they talk about Sarmes. And I'm like, why the fuck is this? Aren't those like the two, like, worst steroids? Well, Trent is like the, yeah, it's like, it's like,

it's like two of the test, right? Yeah, steroids on steroids. It's like the highest level, right? Have you taken it? Have I taken Trent? Yeah. Taking it once. two weeks two weeks and I was like this is crazy I can't do it it made you feel crazy it was too

much but it's just like the my thing is with these kids who are like I don't know they're they're talking about almost like glorified and insensis and you have all these younger kids who are like I need to take that or I can take that and well if you take Sarah's super young you're pretty much fucked for your life your testosterone that was going to be plummeted right yeah I mean yeah but there's I mean there's things you could do to mitigate that that effect but at the same time like the problem is with the kids who don't know enough about the stuff and they take it yeah and then they just stop it and then they're like my dick didn't work for six months or four months and then finally started work because like their body naturally got better again but it's just just kind

of like willy-nilly taking shit because they see someone take it and then like they don't know exactly what they're taking and how long they should take it and what they should do to like become you know to get away from it to come off of it and they just fuck their body all up yeah so the real question is what storage you taking? Which ones are you giving me? Oh, shut up. Shut up. I found a bag in your bathroom, dude.

You did. Yeah. What was there? I'm fucking with you. I'm fucking with you. Oh, got you. He's like,

God damn. He got me. I saw some test. I saw some test in there. That's what? Test sip. What's that mean? Test sippianate?

Just the type ester. Yeah. I was testing you. This is good. This is good. This is good. You're passing the test. I don't know.

I don't know what. different types of testosterone there are I never heard of anavar I have okay yeah there's some oxangeloan in there I don't know that is oh he's good he's passing these tests oxangelo and is anavar oh fuck yeah no it's good see it's like it sounds like you actually you're telling the truth this is all a test dude I see what you did there no but you did go a test yeah yeah you're good you're smart you're you're quick dude you're real video gamer it's fucking Ask me another question, dude.

I'm very highly knowledgeable in the terms of PEDs. Oh, PEDs. Yeah. How'd you know that they were called those? This is a science and real suss here, dude. They might get an addie or not again. I think, I think that guy, Kenny K.O. taught me that, dude. He did.

Yeah. That guy. And Derek, Derek teach you about the... I have watched some of his videos a little bit. What do you think about? Mainly the ones on me. Yeah, of course. Why is it like that?

Why do you think people just love talking about it? shit i don't fucking know i think people are just stupid people are dumb as fuck wow i relate to that i felt that there is like there's this dude especially on twitch especially when i'm streaming four night or something there's like there's so many times where like i'll read something i'll be like there's no way this guy's serious but then like in the back of my mind i'm like fuck this guy's probably serious serious as that's why he typed it yeah he's dead serious he's dead fucking serious it it's so crazy though man like how is it how is it dealing with that kind of shit because like on twitch it feels like

it's probably the most immediate feedback yeah right because youtube you gotta go look at the comments read them right or instagram same thing comments dms you have to open yourself up to it but twitch being a twitch streamer you have to like engage for the most part with the audience yeah you ever get stressed out about that or is just like second nature to you know no i mean bro if my twitch is bad if my chat's bad i'll just put on you know sub on normally or I just won't look at it if it's that bad yeah do the subs even just give you shit oh yeah sometimes sometimes people say some dumb shit but you know it's it's it's kind of fun to like if someone says some dumb shit you know you just roast them yeah yeah like dude like what

are you fucking saying right now you go hard on them go hard on them when did you start drinking on your streams do that whirlwind thing pretty fucking good the whirlwind thing I don't know I don't know probably since I was 21 you're just like fuck it yeah I don't drink that often the only problem is

is like every single time I drink I kind of document it it's like oh I'm drinking so it looks like you're doing it all the time yeah I don't drink that much yeah like I probably haven't drank in like at least two days

yeah it was a bad time come back in like a week and I'll probably still have of drink. Okay, okay. Two days, dude. That was fine. I thought you were to say two months. I didn't think of it. I wasn't going to lie to you. I was like, fuck, I did drink like two days ago. But what is drinking for you was like what? Like drinking? Like you getting drunk? You call that drinking or like having a drink? I don't really get drunk. Because you just don't drink enough?

Yeah, I just don't really. Well, two days ago, I was pretty drunk. So like a few, like, you drinking beers? Well, I went around the world at Epcot. Oh, okay. At Disney. So, you know, it was like an activity I had to do. Oh, that's fun, though. Yeah, but no, I don't want to cut it off. Like, I'll go out and have a few beers and... Yeah. I'm not a big drinker, man.

I'm not really a big drinker either. I don't like it at all. Like, I like it. Like, you always like it when you're in it. And then you're like, fuck. Like, for me, because I'm always like my, trying to be in shape in a specific type of shape. It's like, it's just so bad on your body, dude.

And so you're going to drink low-carb beers. Not even just... Or tequila. Tequila. I'm not going to lie. That's the hack. I need a tequila company. That's what I need. That's the hack. Because that's the only thing I'll really drink. I got a nice bottle. Someone gave me right behind you. You have tequila here? Can you bring me that tequila? Excuse me? I'm so sorry. I'm not trying to enlist you as like a assistant or anything, but like I kind of am. Yeah, let's see this. What is this? I'm now to take a swig of it. Yeah, let's open this up. Let's get this. Oh, you know what just hit me? I've never had this before. Huh? Nothing.

Go ahead. Just open that up. Oh. Yeah, the lion's mane. Yeah, the alpha brain. The lines main I just took. Whoa, that's nice. My friend gave this to me.

Mandala? I've never had this before. And I can't hold this mic while I open. No, you're good. This is, I love this bootleg set up right now. It's actually making me happy, man. How much was this house? Like 150 grand.

You're such a fucker. You're such a fucker. It's like, the house was 150? Oh, cool, I'll take 10. This is amazing. I can't tell you how much I paid for. I know, of course. Then I'm doxing myself.

All right. We'll talk about it later. I'm actually really interested, though. Because if I tell you, yo, I paid do, do, no, I know,

because I can just figure out where it is. Yeah, they'll be like, okay, well, he paid this much. Now we know. I really want to, I would like,

low-key want to move next door. I love Florida. I'm thinking about actually moving to Florida. Holy shit. What? What, that was, was that a good,

holy shit or a bad holy shit? you got me kind of word it's like really sweet whoa let me try that it's like smooth though that's actually good so sugar in this there's definitely sugar in alcohol well I don't know well yeah there's definitely sugar in that there's a lot there's a lot of sugar in it it's agave agave is sugar okay agave is straight sugar isn't it that's like sweet holy fuck there's no way this is just tequila it is this might be the best tequila I ever had in my life really I'm not playing Take a sip.

Do you guys want to try this? No. It's so, there's a lot of sugar in that. There has to be full sugar in that. It's so sweet. Just take a sip. Seriously, please. Please, please.

You got it. It actually blew my mind how good that was. It was smooth. Holy shit. Bro, there's probably a lot of sugar in that, though. I'm going to have to go for a run after this. I've been dieting hard as fuck. Do you have any, so you stop training?

Do you have any body goals for yourself? Um, I don't know. I just, like, I just, I told you earlier, like, I just like, I couldn't find myself doing, like, other shit. Yeah. You know? It's like, streaming and working out is literally, like, full time, like, you ain't got nothing left. Yeah, yeah, please. This is a, this is fucking amazing.

Actually, really good fucking tequila. Just because, so, so you're saying you have a hard time balancing, like, lifting. Yeah, and streaming. Fucking, I just can't. imagine the amount of hours the streaming thing well if I stream like six or seven hours a day right I get off go to the gym come home eat that's like fucking that takes like three hours yeah realistically because you work I work out like an hour and a half two hours is there a way to do it where like you did it every other day like you just worked out every

other day and shamed every other or it's just like that's what I do I work out like two three times a week damn instead of like six or seven when were you working out like the most because you were when I first started okay Yeah, I was working out like every day And I was eating like fucking Panda Express every day Oh my God, that's my favorite That's like my favorite cheat food dude

Holy shit you gotta be wanting Panette Express So bad right now I'm not lying Not every day but like you know what I'm saying You were not eating that every day No Okay god damn bro That got me so excited though Is everyone close by?

The terriaki chicken now Oh my god The terriaki chicken is gas Bro Oh my god That Beijing beef bro The Beijing beef I need that shit You know, okay, okay, but seriously.

That's like the best fast food if you're trying to gain weight. Oh, yeah, because it'll also give you fucking... Because these motherfuckers on TikTok and shit be eating straight up McDonald's. Yeah, every day. Which is insane. It's crazy. McDonald's is the grossest shit to me. People are going to hate me for saying that, I feel like...

It's bad, no. And also fuck McDonald's fries. There's no way someone's, like, going to back up. Dude, McDonald's is, like, the best for you type shit. I don't know about the best for you, but some people think it's good. I think it's pretty good. No. McDonald's was good, like, fucking 10 years.

ago yeah that's true 10 years ago you know it's like you know it's like the dirtiest like so when you think a fast food you just want something like that just taste good like you don't fucking care because it's all trash kind of right if we're talking about fast food yeah if I'm if I'm just yeah yes bro checkers and rallies is where it's that checkers and rallies like checkers you ever been to checkers no I didn't know what the fuck that is you never heard of it I'm from fucking that's that's the dirtiest fast food what is it is it burgers yeah it's burgers fucking chicken fry I was gonna say jack in the box I think I I think checkers is dirtier.

Yeah, but the jalapeno's on the fucking, on that sandwich. Jack in the box is pretty dirty, too. It's just, but curly fries, dude. Checkers, though, dude. What is, the, checkers sounds like a burger spot. They have burgers, yeah. They have, like, I don't, I don't know what the fuck. I don't remember.

Is it, no, the bacon air is Wendy's, right? Yeah, that's Wendy's. Yeah. I don't know. Fuck, I used to, I used to get junior bacon cheeseburgers like, like it was no one's business. What was your first job? This is actually making me curious on your first job. because I have a story.

What was your first job? I don't know. I didn't really have like a like a like a registered job or anything like that. The fuck you had an unregistered job? What was your first job? I don't know. Like, you robbing banks or some shit? You know, I did a bunch of side shit.

So I dozzles, flea market, fucking mowing lawns, whatever. And what was your first official job where you like had to, you know, you get like a. Probably this. Really? Yeah. Holy shit. I told you, I started making money with 16. Yeah.

God damn. So that gave me from, you know, what was the window for me to get a real job if I started making money at 16? Well, my first job was Quiznos. You fucker. Quiznos is dirty. You even had Quiznos? Yeah, we do.

When did they? Where is that at? Is there one around here? Probably. Because I feel like I have seen a quiz nose down in Fort Harrison. I thought they closed them all down. Did they? Yeah.

You know why I got fired from Quiznos? Well, you're eating too much. Yes. Really? yes yes dude you're trying to get big huh so listen i'm 15 years old i'm working on a workers permit and i'd either be making the sandwiches in the line yo that shit got me twisted or so fat because i haven't eaten it's so crazy i get drunk so fast anyways you do get drunk crazy fast yeah it's fucked up because everyone's like you're big you can't get drunk fast it's like that's a lie

i'm just sensitive to everything anyways so i'm either washing dishes or i'm making sandwiches on the line and this is a quiznos in pacifica california if anyone knows it's long gone now but um that i remember the asian lady who owned the the quiznos i would always make my sandwich like because you're you're a lot to have a sandwich that's like you know a little whatever size the small size with like a certain amount of meat and every time i would get like the foot long with like everything on it and she'd be like you can't make the sandwich like this she'd be mad at me every time and i remember one time i was washing dishes after like had she she came in and was like I saw you on the camera making

making it like this and I was like fuck this shit I quit I remember like being 15 and walking out of quiz was being like fuck this job I wanted the ham and the meatballs I wanted it all dude I would put like the bacon on it you put it through the like the grill thing I was making that thing for real

that was so good with like the avocado and like all the extra sauce I was so mad at her dude I kind of wanted to fight her but I didn't I should have fought her huh? No yeah definitely not I should have fought. I think about it now.

You should go back and apologize to her. No, I should have fought her, dude. Fuck that lady. She was mean. You never had a fucked up job like that? No. No. Lucky guy, dude, straight into it.

It was just less. Early bird. Wow. What a life. I like this house, man. $150,000 is dope. I'm going to get me one. Totally going to get me one.

Move my old house in. Can I? So I can get, I can get, I could inherit your docks? that'd be sick you could deal with it you know what's crazy I feel like I don't even want to say this on the podcast

simmer down I'm sure well I don't even want to say this on the podcast because I feel like people already know where I live but no one does that shit to me I feel like because I would they know that I would come for that those are some fighting words right I'm just saying no like really

yeah but you have like a gate or something right I got all that I have guns too yeah me too I have a lot of guys yeah so I'm just saying I feel like I don't know, maybe it's because I'm not a streamer that they're not like, because like the streaming thing is like you get them on camera and like they, because you're streaming, they see

you go react to it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So it's like more of an entertaining thing. Yeah. So maybe I shouldn't stream. Because I was thinking about becoming the biggest Twitch streamer in the world. Go for it. Could you imagine after this conversation? Fuck Ninja, fuck T-foo,

fuck Nick Merck's. I'm number one. Who's number one right now? I don't know. I'm probably ex-cc. Yeah, I feel like he's been number one forever, though, this guy.

Yeah. I mean, I don't even think he won streamer of the year, did. What does he even stream? Whatever. Like,

anything. Anything, yeah. What's entertaining about that guy? What do you think is entertaining? Because I haven't even seen it. I've seen,

like, pictures of him because I've Googled and seen shit. I don't know. He's just very, he's very creative with his, like, his variety streams. Yeah.

He's been doing it for a long time, his chat. His chat is fucking entertaining by itself. too. That's motherfuckers are crazy. His chat. Yeah. How much do you think someone's like, like chat like you're saying right now?

How much do you think that like makes or breaks the community of, I mean, I guess that's the whole community. That's your whole community. Yeah, pretty much. And you have a lot of shitheads in yours. It depends. It depends on game. I'm streaming.

What? Yeah. They change up depending on the game. Oh, yeah. Well, why? Because if I'm playing Fortnite, it's like a bunch of, of children and they're like they're like cooler no okay they're worse so when you play war zone is that when they're swearing at you and saying like obscene curse words and shit that they shouldn't

say ape when i when i stream apex legends my chat is pretty chill when i switch to fortnight it's like people don't know what the fuck they're hitting the enter on i feel like war zone is like is a classic like call duty lobbies back in the day yeah war zone's not too bad i mean i did have people yelling fucking racial slurs and me through the mic and stuff exactly that's that's inevitable cod why is it like that i don't know man they're just they just think they're in like modern warfare two pre-game lobby or something dude that was the craziest time in the world i don't know i feel like everyone could relate to that if they played modern warfare two those lobbies were like people were going eight shit on each other and honestly it was so fun yeah like such a golden time yeah

it's it's never going to be like that again no it was if everyone if anyone remembers that time it's it was it was so fucking dark and fucked up but everyone loved it everyone did love it dude seriously it's like it's like this it's just an enigma now because it's gone forever it is yeah it's gone forever man you can't say certain shit anymore it's all you're just fuck certain jokes you can't make

canceled you're gone forever do you ever worried about getting canceled because I'd be like live I'd be like holy shit what if I say something stupid yeah no I mean I'm not really worried about it I've already tried to been canceled a few times When were you most canceled? When do you think you were closest to being canceled?

I mean, obviously, probably when I was fucking, when I had, you know, fucking the thing with the thing. The face thing? Probably. No. I mean, other than that,

I don't really know, like, what controversy was no other, yeah. I mean, I said, like, I said some border, oh shit, was this not clicked in? You're fine. I said some, like, shit that wasn't meant to be racist but people took it as racist and what was this i don't even remember that back in fortnight i said like the c word cunt no what's the c word the fuck exactly i didn't even know was a racial slur until until i said it but it me it means it means two

things the primary term of it was was what i was using it for and then i don't even know words you're talking about it's an animal oh got it got it got it yeah it's an animal it's an animal is it like it's like a dirty one that goes to the trash god it got it got it got it got it some guy was fucking ratting around and i got it got it got okay got where the fuck did this i totally get okay this go really and they thought they're like he said it towards uh a character in the game that was black oh my god and it he wasn't and his skin and he was wearing looked like a raccoon and that's why i called him that damn yeah it was a shit show how long did that so i have a question now how long did that last for it and like were you

worried that you're like fuck i can't like were you ever were you ever like worried that it was gonna fuck shit up for real yeah i mean i was pretty upset at the time to be honest i mean nowadays i'm like older and i would just i would just been like you guys are fucking literally dumb like that's not what i meant yeah but the time i was younger and i was like like really way more into like the whole streaming and shit than I am now yeah so you were more cut up and yeah having to make it no I I didn't mean this yeah yeah yeah that's a crazy place to be yeah I've dealt with shit like not nothing like that nothing in regards to like race or anything but I dealt with shit with like other influencers talking shit and you

having to like react or not react to it and then like getting a bunch of shit for bullshit that's like not true and having to just deal with it yeah I mean I've said some some fucked up shit i'm sure here and there yeah but i always got banned for it and it was never really like hurtful it's kind of like i said something stupid never stuff you couldn't come back yeah i mean people i mean it's kind of crazy like the things the list of things you can't say on twitch because it's a lot and when you're streaming fucking whatever hundreds of hours a month whatever can i can i not wear my shirt on twitch you can't or you can take it off really Because I thought at one point

Like everyone was saying like You can't show your nipples No I do You never got banned for that No Maybe they just want me Well usually it's like The only time I take off my shirt

Is when it's like a It's like an environment right Because I'm not gonna just not wear a shirt Where I'm gaming is kind of weird Oh That's weird I'm almost trying to be sexual Because they just don't want

They just don't want people to be like Sexual towards their show you know Like if I'm on a boat I'm taking off my shirt Because I don't want to I don't want to get a farmer's tan I'm on a boat I take off my shirt.

I'm going to go swimming. I'm going to do activities where a normal person wouldn't wear a shirt. You know, same if I'm working out. I'll take off my shirt. I like taking off my shirt

when I'm playing video game. Just because I'm more comfortable. Like, is it just... I have, I have. I used to stream in my boxers. This is hot in that fucking room with all the... I used to stream out of like a shed.

And I used to just stream in my boxers. Wow. Did you have like a lower camera angle? No. No. Okay. You never thought about that? Huh?

I was like, dude, I got fucking 15. 50 viewers i don't give a fuck like what was your grind like then on the come up 50 like how did you go from 50 to like or you get 50 like for how long until you're like damn i got a thousand i don't know like destiny i was pulling like hundreds

of years like 200 yeah damn when did it all really change then probably went four nights long round because i went from like destiny to like a few hundred to quitting destiny to go play H1 to like fucking 20 20 viewers

yeah oh shit so I sacrificed my destiny viewership hundreds to pursue a battle royale which then ended up blossoming into the fortnight viewership you didn't have it was like I went down and go up you couldn't have any foresight of that though you just did it because

you like the game yeah huh damn it was a good move it's a good move right It worked out, though. Yeah, but you did. At the time, people were like, damn, bro, like, you fell off. You fell off.

You used to pull out, you just to pull 200, 300 viewers. Now you got, you know, 20, 30. That's important, though. I think that's important for people to know. Yeah. Because, like, you know, someone's initial thought is going to be like, yeah, oh, you fell off, but it's like, you set yourself up for something greater. Yeah.

You know? I don't think you were, maybe you weren't fully aware of it in doing it. But, like, your intentions where you probably just like the game better or you were getting tired of it was like the first battle royale that kind of blew up but it was like when i say blow up it was like phew like a little pop yeah damn i just want to know what's next man fucking who knows bro yeah the video game shit just trips me out because i'm still kind of you know i'm not gonna lie i'm that i'm that i remember when i was young in the gym like 20 years old i'd be like the old guys can be like when i was your age i used to bench like this and look like that and i'd be

like shut up old man and i feel like that when i come to video games because i would have been the best streamer in the world dude world of warcraft i was the god vanilla world of warcraft i was the man did world of warcraft popped off when i was a kid that's what i'm saying but it's streaming didn't exist i know yeah it wasn't the thing i was like bro me and my boy would i mean look at fucking asman gold dude or somebody that streams world warcraft i don't know is it still lit yeah they're doing well yeah but i was like number one though bro did you play runskate no I never played this game I played it for like two weeks

I was like I can't I couldn't get into it but I played like everything else like every other game you think of I play like every fucking game it's actually kind of crazy I'm so I've been so working out on video games

are the two things that I love the most without a doubt what do you play right now um nothing truthfully I haven't had time to be consistent with any game but if I'd say the games that I would play

if I sat down to play would be like war zone overwatch I haven't played Fortnite since, you know, whatever. But I'd say those games. What was this first person? What about Rocket League? I played some Rocket League.

Yeah, I played that. I haven't played that recently. I don't know how, it's like that's, that game's still popular. You have a setup in Miami? No, I mean, no, I'm, I'm actually getting one set up in Cancun with Steve. Oh, nice. I'm going to start streaming over there. Probably a little gambling, too.

Would you ever do gambling? Um, maybe later on in life. Yeah, later on. If I need to lose slash win money. Yeah, you're definitely going to lose money. Yeah, definitely. 100%. It's probably the worst thing you could do.

Yeah. I'm not really a big gambler. No? No. I feel like you would be the video game thing, like the rush. Yeah, but it's mainly luck. Do you even get a rush anymore when you play video games? Yeah, a little bit.

You're just so calm. I mean, I've always kind of just been like, fuck it you know it's so crazy like some people just wired differently yeah like i said earlier when i saw you play that time when i was with steve i was just shocked and then nothing that really shocked me about you was your sensitivity was like so low yeah it wasn't high like on your like i felt like i had to like go like this to like get the cursor to go over here you're wiping a windshield yeah what the fuck is that about like i didn't even understand you You use like, and I remember you said it.

I was like, oh, how are you doing? You're like, I was just going like this with my hand. Yeah. And you're using like your whole arm. Yeah. Like what the fuck is? I never even, it's like a different style of gaming. Yeah.

So I guess it's what people call like arm gamer versus a wrist gamer. But how people are successful at both? But how come the sensitivity is so like low? Because it's more, I can, you know, be more accurate with my movements. It doesn't make any sense to me. I don't get it. it's kind of hard to wrap your head around but it's fucking weird but then you're so accurate and you're never it's like you never miss like right when you go it goes i'm trying to i'm trying to find an analogy but it's hard to yeah it's hard to find one i was just kind of mad you know i was a little upset at you yeah i was like i kind of wanted to just swing on you be like yeah this kid can't be this good at the video games right in front of my face and then i sat down and i tried to do it and i felt like i like like completely never played video games in my life yeah it's a little frustrating man I think we should fight, me and you.

Maybe. Maybe. You give me some of that juice and the stuff that's in your bathroom? Yeah. And then you already got it, dude. I get big and then. You already got it? Oh, we need audience questions.

We don't have any, huh? We don't have any audience questions. I'm so sorry, guys. Unbelievable. You're the audience right now, dude. Oh, yeah. Give me an audience question. You want to pull one up?

okay we got we got we got we got a live audience we got a live audience can you give us a one question you could ask it could be a question to me too because normally normally what i do is at the end of every episode i'll have questions from the audience like three questions that they'll send it on email and they'll ask me a question i ask no it's dead serious yeah email is that that's too that's yeah i mean lucky they give me a text this they'll write a letter and they'll mail it With a little fucking owl Come to write a letter And they'll send it to the gym

Fuck yourself You bitch You're like email's not fast What the fuck dude A little pigeon comes up How else would I get those What is there like a different Twitch thing I don't know about

What the fuck is going on here It's a fucking email You have the emails aren't fast I'm not fucking hate Motherfucker You have any good questions Oh she's going somewhere with this Oh this is the funniest person

interviewed. Ooh, most entertaining. God damn. It's got to be Steiny. Really? He's just a character, man.

The guy's just, the funniest person I've interviewed or, like, just interact with him. He's got to be stunning because he's just a character. You met that guy, right? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. What's the funniest person you've met? Dude, that's like, you're like... It's a hard question. I don't know. It's got to be just one of my, like...

It's probably me. Anyways, next question. I'm probably one of my IRA friends. No, okay. I got a better question, though. Who's the best person you've ever played video games with? Like, when you play with him, you're like, this motherfucker's good. I don't know.

I've played with everyone. I know, but who stands out where you're like, okay, let's just... It just depends on the game, you know? Okay. I'll make it a little easier. Who is the best teammate you've ever had? Nah, maybe I'm hurting, hurting feelings here. answer the question I don't know actually because when you give me questions like this

there's so many different answers team made on fortnight probably scoped or cloaksie okay you know so they both excel in different ways so it's hard to what makes someone's a what make someone's a good teammate in your eyes on just say whatever game well first of all they have to be good of the game of course number one they have to be good with communication simple you know if they're not telling me to listen then they have to listen right because there's either one or the other yeah just communication skill synergy knowing when to be there when to be there why to be there what they're doing yeah awareness positioning yes it does sounds like a relationship straight up it's all good man you have any questions for me no no

Unless you want me to give you some questions. Ask me a question. See what you got. I don't fucking know, dude. You never thought about doing a podcast and interviewing people? No. I love, I love asking people questions. I love getting it.

It's fucking weird. You love it. I do. It's amazing. You've got to have one question for me. Some questions you've always wondered. Or maybe about the gym. I don't know.

Yeah, dude. What's your bench at, man? Oh, God. The classic. The worst question. The classic question. What creatine do you take? What creatine do I take, dude?

I will punch you in the fucking face on that one. Both of those questions are like classic gym bro questions. I can't even lie. Those are both trash. Cretine consistently, I don't take it. I can't say. I take it consistently. If I were going to take it,

I would just take like a basic creatine monohydrate. My bench press is probably the weakest has ever been right now. Probably me too. That's what we're going to bench today. Yeah. I'm actually excited. I'm excited to train. We're going to go train.

At that spot in the, at your spot, right? Okay, good. Unless you want to go to Crunch Fitness or Planet Fitness? Is there, no, not Planet Fitness is like, the shit he is, dude. It really is. It is bad. I would never go.

I would never go to public gym. Yeah. Crunch is not that bad. It's kind of whatever. They're bad around here because they're so packed. Oh. Because everyone's like, that would be fun then. We'd have fun.

There'd be a lot of people. Like one person, every machine. All right. Give me one more good question. And it better not be about fucking creatine, dude. What protein do you inject? Yo, you're such a comeback. Go fuck yourself.

What protein do I think? Which one do you inject? You don't inject protein number one. You do? No, fuck no, dude. I can fucking my mouth and I eat it. No, you never inject protein. Also, I don't really, I mean.

When is the last time you went to, like, a public gym? Do you like going to public gym? Or do you like, a good question but like you you always work out kind of at a public ship now yeah it's you know you'd be you'd be yeah i mean my gym's public obviously but you'd be i think you'd be surprised like i'll go to gyms now and people do like because like i'll just go and i'll just start training yeah people tend to see like almost like uh you know like a dude who wouldn't hit on a girl because the girl's working out yeah type vibe i think they they look at me like that like oh i'll ask

them later yeah unless someone's like trying to leave they'll be like hey i'm gonna leave like can I get this really quick but most people like if I go in there with my headphones on yeah you walk a yeah I go I got a mission yeah and then it'll notice it and they'll be like I'll just ask him later so I don't get as much as I used to like I told you when I first opened my gym I think I was more open myself up to it a lot more for people to come asking me and talk to me which is like dope but it fucking destroyed my workouts for like two years I can't even lie so when I go to any like gyms I'm kind of like on a mission other I'm doing something on my phone I'm working

or gonna go like right to it so i know you're athletic right and you're strong obviously yes sir but if you had to play one sport professionally what would it be oh you probably would have been football you think yeah what position i don't know because that that changed so much like when i played back in the day i was i was so much skinnier you'd be the punter yeah kick probably a punter actually no have you ever tried to punt a ball you know how difficult that shit that shit's hard as fuck It is one of the hardest fucking things to do, man. Like, no, I think I would, I think I would, if I played now, I'd be like a fucking, I think you would be a tight end, maybe. Yeah.

Right. Or like a, or lose some way and be like a free safety. Maybe. And just fucking smoke people. It's like a cherry pick. That'd be dope. You'd like, okay. Smack.

That's what I'd like to do. Honestly, that'd be fun. Just trying to, like, hurt people and hurt, hurt myself in the same time. You would definitely do both. for sure I wonder how much CT I would get after that probably a lot these are you scared about CT when you ever you're like doing any physical activity no because nothing's really involved in getting hit in the face yeah I mean like the lifting what do you think about all these kids boxing you're getting CT slowly boxing is a tough one because because like it is dominant like you're

getting hit in the head you know and you're wearing head gear you're getting hit in the head like it's not like I'm taking someone to the floor you know MMA you have like that whole aspect of it where it's like we could be wrestling for 30 minutes versus like getting punched in the face. Yeah, but you're not wearing 12 ounce gloves, you're wearing like fucking a little different. Two ounce gloves. But I think that's why it's like because you could take so

much more of the rocking like you can develop. I don't know if you could develop more of it or not. I mean I'm not a fucking scientist but I think because it's not as like even with a smaller glove you get hit, you're going down eventually the fight's done. First like you could take a hundred jabs

to the head. You're just like like which one's causing more damage i don't know i feel like i feel like maybe boxing yeah that's what i'm saying i think boxing causes more maybe but boxing has got tremendously popular since like jake paul and all this shit but it makes sense i mean it's not it's i'm not i wouldn't tell kids to shy away from it yeah if you have fun it's something you enjoy i still enjoy i mean i think mma it's just kind of where people oh bro it's the best people just like the more bloody the more glory the better people are fucked up now it is oh yeah you have man yeah it's the best they love it i love it you're a ufc fan yeah so it's some of my

favorite thing in the world to watch yeah going to the fights is like i've never been to a fight though oh man you'd love it you gotta come with us you would fucking love it yeah well fuck were you in jacksonville the last one it was in jacksville right we were just in jacksonville i should have came up for that bro it is like because that's not that far yeah it's what like an hour from here maybe two three two i drove it's like three probably yeah but it's like different like for some reason like seeing fights on on you know on the TV is fun watching with your friends and shit but bro there in person is like it's like you it's like you feel it like you feel the energy of the crowd and everything it's different yeah and you're also fucking usually

sitting in a pretty good spot yeah I feel like if you're sitting away in the back it might be a little bit different but you're up close you're hearing them like fucking hit each other like yeah it's definitely exciting sitting in the front you just hear someone get a leg kicked and it's just like the loudest slap you hear it and it's you know the The trivious part, you were here, too. Jacob was sitting in the front with us. When, right when the fights start, like, they announce you to those stuff. And the thing that you wouldn't ever see from camera is like the fights of right when it's about to start, all the lights go dark.

And then it's just like almost like spot lit. Yeah. Because you see all the lights in the, because like when it's not, you see everyone in the background, you know, the background of it. And then all of a sudden the fight starts and it just gets dark and just light there. It's just so fucking intense. I couldn't even imagine what it would be like to be a fighter. like you must just like almost they just zone in bro they're not

paying attention anything. Probably don't see anything else no so crazy such a cool thing I want to do it you want to fight someone so bad I want to do it who would you fight I don't know this is been a question forever there's people want to fight me but it's like not worth it not worth that's where I'm out I'm like I don't care

I don't care yeah and it's like why would I why would I risk like honestly this is gonna sound like cocky of me but I feel like if I fought somebody I think I'd fuck on my hands. Oh. Like I feel like I'm going to break my hand.

Yeah, you need that shit too. I kind of need it. You really need it. Yeah. It's not cocky at all then. It's just like fucking logical. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to fuck.

I don't give a fuck to get punched in the face. Yeah, I feel like I need my hands too loud and I'm thinking about this. If I fuck my wrist up. Because I punched some kid one time for a TikTok where like he's like, body shot me as hard as you can. And he wasn't wearing like the normal. I saw that. You fucked your shit up.

Fucked on my wrist. And it did, it affect your streaming? A little bit. Yeah, I remember I got my hand cut open. Every single time I do any strike or anything, I wrap my wrist tight as fuck. I always have since I was like a kid. Damn, I should tell this story. So I almost got stabbed.

Wasn't that enough? Yeah, so I almost got stabbed. Almost got stabbed when I was a kid. And I cut my hand open completely. I could show you the scars after. And, uh, you all show you in a second. Like right there. And this was right when I got into working out.

So I remember my hand was completely cut open. Basically what happened was someone was going like this and I swiped away. Like imagine I was at a place. People were drunk. You were actually trying to stab or you were drunk? No, someone tried to stab. I wasn't trying to stab anyone. Someone trying to stab me.

Like actually? Yes, bro. A knife. I swapped it away. I thought like your boy was like pretend like he's going to stab you. No, someone tried to stab me. Oh. I swiped it away and I punched the guy.

and he was drunk he fell down but I wasn't drunk I never like when I was younger I wasn't in drinking at all but anyways so imagine the guy's going to stab me and I'm my someone like yells to me yo and I turn and then it's like he's like here and I just see and I go I do like one of these I'm like this and I'm like turning and I'm like

swiping the thing but the knife is coming so it goes through my finger here and here and it cuts my thumb I'll show this to you right after I don't think you see it on camera but it's like through these fingers it went like this yeah right and then my hands completely cut up the reason why I'm telling you story is not because of all this it's it's because uh it's because i couldn't lift yeah that's what that's why I was telling you sorry because they like literally and it was right when I was getting into working out this is when I was like 16 yeah and so then

I was like okay I got to still make it work so I was like I would like tie I would like tie my hand up because I couldn't I couldn't hold I couldn't do curls and I was like I got to in arms. I swear to God. So you do this. So I would you know the things that girls put on like on their ankles. Yeah and they do like the leg kickbacks and I put it around my wrist and I was like doing girls like this. I swear to God because my arm was getting small. I was like because I couldn't do shit like I had all these stitches and my hand was just like yeah but yeah anyways I just related to that story about almost getting stabbed. That's like I can relate to it. I was like you know I can't I can't lose my hands I need these bitches. Yeah I couldn't fucking lift and I fucked up my wrist or my

elbow. I've had a little injuries. Yeah, I couldn't let it happen, man. And, like, I remember, like, I didn't work out for, like, a month. And then I did, like, I decided for, for some reason, I'm like, I want to just do, like, straight arms. Yeah, it's the best. And, like, but if you, if you don't work out arms for, like, a month, your shit gets so small.

And then when you lift again, it's like, they come back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, fuck. I couldn't imagine I had in arms for a month. That actually kind of gives me anxiety thing to.

about that not working out for a month gives me anxiety it does yeah just not working out at all i don't understand people who don't work out yeah i don't know either they just don't know how it's kind of hard it took me like two years to figure out how to work out even if you don't really know how it's like you just kind of show up and like do shit yeah you know even if you just did machines it's like i know i need to do this right yeah your dog's trying to eat to fly she loves insects beautiful all right that's it i think that's it today i mean unless you had another question for me you could teach her to get big arms I'll teach you how to get big legs

Oh, that's a lie What the hell You could teach me how to fucking Be the number one Streamer in the world Because I think that's next On my list True

What if I was number one In like a year I'd be happy for you What if I was better than you at I mean I am But I was like not I just I think a part of me He's like

Gotta let the young guys have it You know I'm fucking old Dude you're 24 I'm old bro What the fuck are you talking about? You're fucking old, bro. 24?

You're tripping, dog. You're so trippin. You could be like, yo, I'm going to be fitness full time. I'm going to fucking be a bot. You can do whatever the fuck you want in 24, dude. What are you saying? What the fuck? You act like you're like 40.

I am. Yeah, you're 24, dude. 24. That's old. Wow. Holy shit, man. It's not old at all. You're 28.

No, I'm 30 I'm 32 I'm gonna be 33 I feel like I'm fucking 20 I feel like I'm 26 to be honest That's that's all the extra testosterone Well I mean We won't talk about that

You know We'll get some I need some anyways I'll hit your bathroom Yeah I got a bunch I'll hit your bathroom on the way out I got a bunch That's why I'm so fucking Jay

Go fuck yourself All right Thank you so much And I'm gonna go use your setup now to become the number one-interest streamer in the world. Go for it. I'm rooting for you. I appreciate your time.

I'm going to need you to raid me on your channel six times a week. And, yeah, can we set that up? Auto-host, Bradley Martin. I'm going to plug it with you. But no, I think I'm going to get into Twitch. Twitch once a week, though. But I feel like if you do it once a week, it doesn't count. It's like a hobby.

It's like working out once a week. It doesn't count. Yeah, that's what I do. doesn't count you got to pick one man we just gotta go work out yeah let's go I'm down I love you guys oh before we dip go to the fucking

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comment on on YouTube do all that good shit and then obviously where they can find you fucking tefu anywhere porn hub porn hub you got some stuff on porn up oh yeah that's sick i'm gonna check that out i'm gonna goo that right now we're out of here i love you guys oh yeah this is i'm gonna drink all this is actually the keel i've ever tasted i'm not even a lot i wonder how much that is i'm convinced that there's actually sugar in here why do you have this it's the thing you it's the thing you do now yeah it looks good look at this why you gotta make fun of me i'm not making I'm not making fun of you.

I'm not making fun of you. I'm not making fun of you. It's just new. It's just new. It's different. It's cool. It's just different. I didn't know.

They're explaining me right now. I'm not making fun of you. I think it's cool, dude. You just fucking flip the camera. Oh, you look to say, dude. This is fucking dope. Here, watch out. I don't fucking lick this shit up.

Yeah. You got a bathroom in his one? What year is this? 2019? And it's diesel? Yeah. Damn. Why you say it like that?

Like what? Diesel. You're supposed to say, Diesel? Diesel? Diesel? I don't know. Listen.

All I know is this bitch got gas mileage or diesel mileage for days. It has a bathroom and I'm kind of, I really want, I really don't want one of these on a sprinter. Yeah. I mean, if I'm partying or something, we do. This and then sleep. We can go in the back, huh? This is dope. I want to take a piss.

There's a weed pen in here. You're going to take a piss in there? No, that's not weed pen. That's a perfume. Whoa, this is straight up. Oh, shit. It smells like piss in here, though. You got a grill.

Got a shower bro. I gotta fucking empty out the tanks and put new water in there because that shit's musty Yeah, I'm a little jealous on this one. Not gonna lie. This one's safe. These seats are nice though You're sitting them. This is really nice. What's cool about these seats too is they're all in like swivels so you can all spin them like spin them around. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Oh, this is fake skin. Yeah You gonna pick the number? Is it one in what? Out of ten. Okay. Three, two, one, and then say the number.

Uh-huh. All ready. Three, two, one, five. Oh, holy shit. You almost got me. I thought you were gonna, I was gonna pick five.