RAWTALK - Trevor Wallace Cancels Bradley Martyn

Episode Date: December 8, 2021

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Yeah, what got you started on social media in general? Vine, yeah, start a fuckerly, fuck, you were viner. I was in college when Vine was out, and then, uh... You're 28. Yeah, 28. Okay. And I had a few things do well for me on Vine. Like, I had, like, two things that got, like, some decent numbers.

And I was like, oh, shit, like, this is how things can go viral. And then that, like, got me... That's like a Pandora's box. Once I was like, oh, shit, it can happen. Then I'd just, like, doubled it. Prior to that, what were you doing? Uh, I was doing a little bit of stand-up. I dabbled in that.

But at this, I was just in college, I was in a frat. I was just being a piece of shit, just a degenerate. Sorry, I can't monetize. No, you're all good. Being a piece of blank. No, you can totally swear. We're past that point now. Hell yeah, we're past the 30 seconds on YouTube.

But like, how did you know you wanted to be a comedian? That's a, honest, I don't even know, man. I just always loved anything joke related. Like, I never watched serious movies growing up. I always loved, I just, like, crammed my brain with, like, Robin Williams. And I watched, like, The Simpsons and, like, family guy in South Park. And I just, that's all my. I really cared about.

And then, like, my friends would be like, did you see Black Hawk down? I'm like, I don't know. I did. You know, speaking of Black Hawk Down, that was a friend of mine who stole that shit on DVD that I had. Really? He came over once and he stole. I swear to God. Where'd he steal it from?

Like, from my house. I had it on DVD. He came over like, you know, you hang out. And then, like, I swear to God, this motherfucker stole the shit on DVD. This is way back in the day, clearly, right? They don't use DVDs anymore. Right, right. I remember this motherfucker stole the Black Hawk Down DVD.

It's such an awkward thing to steal because it's such a big shape. you know where do you put in your back pocket he stole the he must have a backpack yeah oh backpack yeah it'd be funny if he just had a giant circle he's like yeah I don't got it he's like that's like some salami in there or something you know so I'm curious how I just this comedian

thing like I don't understand how people because sometimes I think I'm funny right you got a great person out of man I wouldn't I wouldn't knock the hustle no it's so is old I'll be finished it sometimes I think I'm funny but I just gets really depressing it's very sad yeah it's super dark

No, but it's like I couldn't I don't know I just couldn't put myself At least in a stand-up situation And I don't think I'm even ready for that By any means But like how did you know you're like

I'm ready to be a comedian Do stand-up and like Because that just seems so It is a weird thought And I think about it sometimes Sometimes like even to this day I'll have this moment where I like Kind of like

Not like black out But I'll like have like With stand-up It's like you've done the same routine So many times that you're kind of on autopilot And sometimes I'll like look back And while my mouth is like Talking my brain's like

damn why the fuck are all these people listening to me right now and I still have these thoughts where I'm like this is an insane why you're doing it yeah yeah yeah and then I'm like all right get back in it but I have like it's so weird to just like look out and be like everybody's looking at meat yeah you know but I don't know I did it for the first time I ever did standup was 17 and like when I got a laugh on that that was like the first time I felt like I was actually decent at something so I was not good at sports wasn't good to school so like when I got that pop to me that was the essential that was like somebody you know getting a pick six against like a rival team like that big moment

I never had that athletic shit so when this when I like had the first like joke that I had land on stage when I was 17 I felt that like the endorphins I was like oh shit this might be something I'm just curious like but how do you know that like you're you could be a comedian how does someone know

like oh I can go and I don't even know like oh I'm gonna do this I'm gonna try this this will work for me obviously like it doesn't work for everyone I get that right try on there I think some of the funniest people in the world aren't comedians they're just some guy worked at the office who's just hilarious and it's like no man I don't want to give it because it's like it's like crazy just trying to get into it's days and nights and hour and fucking years and then so I think some people

just kind of stumble into it some people aren't meant for it but they give it the shot some people give it the shot and then they're like oh I can see this working out but it's the same thing with like I had a phase in college where I was on creatine I fucking took some test boosters I tried to be the buff guy you know and I did it and now I'm bigger than Bradley Martin and that's what it is you know it's funny the first thing I ever seen of you you did a bit Like in a supplement store Yeah, yeah You were like

That's why I knew you had a good Sense and humor Oh what Because if I could like Polk little jokes at like Yo is so funny That whole culture Like because that whole culture

Like idolizes you right Like you would say you're Like a meatheads Joe Rogan Correct so Yeah I think so Yeah it's pretty sick Right That's a dope fucking comparison

Put that on the T-shirt Yo someone put that on my fucking shit My next merch shit Put it what's a slinger Is that a stringer Stringer See that's how unathletic I am You're close though

Cheese fucking stringer Yeah Yeah, but so for me, it's like I tried different things. I tried playing sports. I tried being the buff guy. Yeah. But when I did comedy, that was the only thing where I felt like, oh, this is for me.

Yeah. Everything else was like, somebody would pat me on the back and be like, good shot. Yeah. Or I went to the doctor and like, I fucked up my shoulder real quick, working out. He's like, yeah, that's not for you. I was like, I got you. Did, was there at any point when it didn't feel like it was for you? Yeah, I think so.

Like in the beginning. You know, when you first saw it, you're like, fuck, this is harder than I thought. Yeah. Well, it's awkward because like with anything, you know, you started somewhere. everybody starts somewhere it's like whether you're a comedian you're a rapper you're an only fans girl 100% you you have to post to a small audience right like so you know just getting started in anything is tough it's a fucking startup so the hardest part is like when you go from just like posting like normal photos on your Instagram and now you're like oh here's a YouTube

sketch and the same people like oh is Trevor trying to be funny now you know like that weird same thing for girls that are doing like modeling you know they post all these like pictures and And people are like, oh, is Cynthia out here doing that now? It's the same thing for me. They're like, yo, this guy is a drug dealer. Now he thinks he can talk on a podcast. It's crazy. What the fuck is this guy doing?

Right, right, right. You know? Yeah. I know the stigma about the drugs and all that. I'm very curious. Do you think I'm actually a drug dealer? I see the house and now I think so. Yeah.

Actually, here's the thing. Had you been in a studio apartment, I definitely would have thought you sold drugs. But now I just think you're a successful drug dealer. Successful drug dealer. No. I also saw how big your dogs are. You could ride those motherfuckers named C-biscuit. Those boys were big.

Big dog. I could be a drug deal. At one point in my life, I sold drugs. Okay. Long time ago. What are we talking? I sold drugs. In eighth grade, I sold weed, but that's not a drug.

Quote, I don't know. Not even. I mean, it is, but it's... Yeah, it depends on the state. Kansas, I can't say the drug I sold. That's how you know it's good shit. You can't say it. It was a long time ago.

This man ain't selling Adderall. He's selling real shit. It was a very long time ago. Okay. So technically, but I'm not. 100% not. This was a very long time ago before anything like. was going on in my life

It was just a downpoint in my life I feel like Because I get introduced to you By all the Nelt kids And like it's like They have such a powerful influence Yeah That like whatever they say

The internet Like you probably have people Come up to you on the street And be like I got 20 bucks What can I get? Yeah I know like a gym membership I don't fucking know

Yeah I know 100% Like someone pulled up to me today And was like He were literally walking back from a gym Like I'm looking at a new gym location To move my gym to Yeah And his guy pulls up on the side of the street

And we're walking on the street And he just pulls his car up And he goes He's like come over here And he's like, I'm a big fan. He's like, you got anything on you jokingly. Right.

And then he's like, take a picture. And he also said, which I found was really interesting. He said, we were Eskimo bros. And I was like, that's a funny thing.

I was like, what are you saying? He's like, yeah, some girl who goes to your gym? I'm like, who are you fucking talking about? Yeah. That is weird. I've had people say that to me

right off of that too. That you're, that they're, that they're, they're asking that they're asking they'll be like, they'll be like,

they'll say something random. They'll be like, Oh, I also know, you know, like Cassandra Cortez, you of A. And I'm like, I don't. And they're like, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know. It's not a real person.

Don't look her up. But it is. No, it's not. But, yeah, that's a weird thing to be like three sentences in and be like, no, he was. Did you like, did you find out who the girl was? No, I said, who are you talking about? Because I don't know.

I think he's making this shit up, obviously. Right. But I was curious. Like, who are you talking about? And I tried to get him to say, and he was like, oh. he didn't say it he didn't say it damn classic like oh my girlfriend goes to a different school she goes a different school yeah yeah it was clad it was cat for sure yeah damn so anyways

this this this this comedian shit when did you because you started to take off what in the last few years probably 2019 2019 when it really started because I've been making shit since like vines so like 2015 2016 has it always been like bit type stuff because I saw some stuff you you do a really funny impressions oh yeah has it always I think they're funny thanks man I mean I know that he was saying they were terrible oh yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess you that's life, man, that's life. No, we can't all, can you love and hate it, you know? But, like, what's your, what do you think your main lane is?

Yeah, I think kind of just making fun of trends, I think that, like, kind of, like, whatever's big now, like, if everybody's, you know, drinking this drink, it's funny to make fun of that. If everybody's wearing this, like, I like to just make fun of trends that are, like, more so, like, not obvious, but like, when you see that video, you're like, oh, I have seen that. Like, I made a video about how, like, all these hipster motherfuckers are, like, rolling up their beanie super tight. And then, like, that, that's funny to me because it's one of those things where you're like, why would somebody make a video on that? Then you watch it and you're like, oh, I know what he's talking about. Yeah. I like that, like that super specific, just kind of making fun of shit, I think. So how do you, how do you find, like, bits to make fun of?

Because, like, for me, I can say things that I try and joke around is, like, it's very, like, most of the time gym oriented. Right. Because, like, that's the space I'm in and I'm constantly involved in. Yeah, it makes sense. As a comedian, you're not in a, like, a fitness lane. You're in a multifacetal lane. Do you, do you, like, look for trans or try to find stuff? Yeah, I think I have two options.

I usually just look at what's kind of like, what everyone's kind of like, what's going on on, like, social media shit. But also, like, some of my friends that aren't entertainment, just like in L.A. are just like the most, like, generic, just bro, just like, finance bro to a T. So whatever these dudes are super in, I know it's mainstream, mainstream. Oh, shit. That's interesting. So it's like, if it reaches them, then I'm like.

okay it's probably a universal thing like if they know about the right because like they I made a video about white claw but that video I made it because my roommate at the time was super like he's like oh you gotta try these are these in the next wave and I'm like why are you saying that he's like these are end

these are it this and that and I was like if this dude knows about it then it's got to be known by a lot of people you know because he's he's like a dude who found out about like Drake in like 2019 like that type of guy like just super behind so you know if they if they like know their shit Wait, you said Drake in 2019? But like, just because they're like late to the trend.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, okay, okay. Got it. I was like, holy shit, that's really late. Yeah, no, no, no. I know you were talking about he was like earlier. Oh, no, no, no, no. These are just dudes who are kind of just like late on shit, but like, that's what I know.

But if they get it, then it's, you know it's popular. Right. Because sometimes I'll take a shot at something that, like, I think is trending, but it's like super niche or it's not big yet. And then people are like, I don't know what that is. Yeah. So it's like you got to find that middle ground. Because if you get right before the trend. pops like I think it did with a white club one like right before it got really really big

I made that video it's kind of like surfing you know it's like a trend is like a wave and if you catch it at the right time you're solid but if you're too late then you miss it and if you're too early you don't ride it so you're like I think every trend is just a wave and you're trying to get in at the right time yeah so I know a lot of comedians um tend to come from I don't know like dark places yeah do you have like a fuck-up child no no I don't seem like that at all my parents are great yeah dude my dad's from Ohio my mom's from the Bay area they're just very part of the bay uh San Jose okay cool from San Francisco oh yeah okay I went to San Jose State you know is San Jose the Bay it's okay if you're from the Bay San Jose is like kind of the bay it's like

more like East Bay it's farther the bay is like San Francisco Oakland what's Sacramento that's not the Bay Sacramento is not the Bay that's funny because like yeah that nobody up north to really claim Sacramento, except Sacramento. Which is funny because it's also the Capitol. Yeah, Capital of California. It's just Northern California. I think they threw a dart out of map and they're like, yeah, how was it not L.A.? Yeah, so

right. So you're from San Francisco? Yeah, from San Francisco. You're the buffet's guy in San Francisco, yeah? Probably not. No? I mean, I mean, damn. Maybe I don't know, maybe years ago. I don't know. Years ago, damn. I was a fucking bigger. Really? Yeah, that was bigger. What happened? I weigh 270. See, I'm bad with Matt. I'm 250, right?

at 255. 250. Okay. I was 270, which was much larger. Yeah. I was like kind of looking like this all the time. You meal prep?

I own a meal prep company. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah, I know. So I don't, I don't meal prep myself, but I do eat meal prep.

Yes. Do you eat meal prep? In the phase when I was working out, I was doing it. What's your gym routine like right now? It's mainly when I travel and I'm in like hotels, but I'm big on like hit a back by and let's get out of here. Yeah.

Hit the old class. You're big on trying to stay skinny, huh? Yeah, I mean, you look like that. I'm more so just like, I got good metabolism. Hopefully it doesn't fuck me over later. Fast forward 20 years and they play that clip and then put it next to a fat piece of shit me. But, yeah, I just, I like the glam muscles, you know, it's like, because I'm always in jeans and like either hoodie or a t-shirt or a crew neck. So I was going to be shown.

A little bit of chest, a little bit of arms. Yeah. So you're one of those guys in the gym. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a waste of space in the gym. Yeah. No legs. None like that.

That shit is too painful or what? Yeah. I remember I tried to like when I was on my gym shit like literally I was like I took test boosters and shit I was like really trying to be that guy so and then when I was doing legs then but I was like squatting too much I was just fucking my body up like knees and lower back and I was like this ain't it you're just getting hurt yeah did you like learn how to you must have I was watching YouTube videos but here's the thing with YouTube videos nobody's telling you in the gym if you're doing shit right or not it's like you can watch a video I'm like oh I think I'm doing this right you never recorded yourself no because that's like a you know it's a popular thing. People would record be like, how's my form, you know? Damn, I did not even think of that. Yeah. You got tripods and shit. That's what it's cool. I just feel like bringing a tripod to the gym and only like squatting with like a bar

is like frowned upon, you know? Like you see somebody setting up a tripod with the bar? You're like, is he going to green screen that shit on later? Yo, it's fucked because like it's so true, but at the same time like you got to start somewhere. There's no, there's so much judgment. I agree there's, yeah, that's a

good statement, but there's so much judgment in the and it's like you know what's ironic about that though it there's not when it comes to some gyms i think really like a gym like mine i would say is it's not kind of gym we're like unless you're doing some crazy shit where you're like you're doing something awkward but like starting strength type stuff you're going into squat i think it depends what kind of gym you go to if like people are judging you but i would say most of the time if you look at someone who's like in really good shape they're not looking around the gym being like oh fuck you that person's like mature you know I feel like it's like the newly jacked guys that are like needing to show everybody.

Well, I feel nowadays. I don't know how into the fitness industry are nowadays, but there's a weird fucking trend about like being better than other people, being alpha over other people. It's very, it's like popular on social media like, fuck you pussy. I've seen that on TikTok where guys are like beefing. They're like,

this guy didn't like the fact that I was grunting too loud. And then they like call each other out. Wait, what? Yeah, it was just on, that's on TikTok the other day. Yeah, this guy like had his phone low and he was like recording like under underneath like loke like under his chin essentially was like i'm gonna go confront this guy because he like didn't like that i like dropped my weights and grunts it a little bit so

so like what happened like where was that i mean like any gym fight nothing they just yelled they just yelled and then they went their separate ways it's a lot of like i can live more than you you're a bitch da da da da da and then it never leads anything yeah you're just venting and you're like not paying for therapy and you're just like cool and then you're just better place yeah it's gym therapy i also feel like uh it depends on the attention you ask for like if you show up with like, you know, like a Hooters t-shirt that's a cut off and you're wearing short shorts and you're, and you're truly decked out. Like, then people would be like, who does this person think they are?

But if you're just wearing like an old, like, like, t-shirt, you got out of a t-shirt can. Like, do people care? As far as like your fashion sense or just- No, no, no, no, just like kind of like- They're not as like, I'm not-judgmental. Yeah. Like, if you show up wearing a stringer, right? Stringer, right? Stringer?

Like, if you're in a stringer, but your arms look like, like a swing- Swiffer, like, do you think people are going to, they'll be like... Like a Swiffer with the, this pole. Yeah, the pull. The Swiffer pull. Yeah. Like, people would be like, all right. Because the college gym, like, when I was at, every fucking frat dude had the cutoff where the nips were like teasing out. And then that's when you're looking at them like, all right, let's see what you got. Do you have the right to wear that, you know? Okay, okay. So I guess you're right. I guess there probably would be if someone like pulled up and like had all the stuff like the wristwraps, everything.

They were super serious. And they went on the bar and it was like, you might be like, you might be like, what's going on yeah or like if somebody's doing the chalk and they're like holding like 15 pound dumbbells yeah that's how i feel like they're filming a skit at this point right you would think but as somebody who owns a gym you probably see this all the time not not so much you don't see that kind of shit but i think your gym is is very like uh it's like a Nike training camp like you go there to like you're in nobody's just being like a new year's resolution to work out there or do you think no no there's some people uh i would take the morning crowd there's maybe more of those people but like you know the evening elders yeah yeah just going on some nice

but but no but no it's not it's never stuff like that like the elders or anyone who's in there they're always very like they seem to be just more serious than an average gym so if it's so we're so far fitness it's just someone who's like I'm in here just doing shit yeah how do you feel about uh what is it planet fitness planet fitness I've got kicked out of the ones really but I kind of did it for a YouTube video like I tried to get kicked out you just had muscles and they're like get the fuck out of here I wish it was that simple No, I, uh... That's the pizza gym, right?

That's the gym where they give you pizza. It's, like, bagels only Monday. They have a lunk alarm or some shit where, like... A what? A lunk alarm. What the hell did you say? A lunk alarm. What is that?

It's basically, there's a... It's legit a fucking thing on a wall. It's like a purple... Like, imagine, like, a siren thing, you know, on a cop car. Yeah, yeah. But there's like a purple, uh, siren thing. And if, like, your shirt's off, or if you drop the weight really heavy... Oh, they like...

They turn it on. It's like, and they kick you out. Really? Yeah. So the second you walked in, they're like, no, no, no. Well, the second I walked in, the people at the front desk were like, oh, hold on the second. What's happening? Because they saw the cameras, like, how to locate it.

But the people at the front desk also knew me, so they were like, fuck it, go ahead. Right, do your thing. And then I went in there and I got a pump. And I just started, I kind of like started messing with people, really. Because I was like, you know, the whole video was trying to get kicked out. That was the whole fucking point of it. And it was pretty quick. It was pretty quick.

I would imagine. It's just like, I don't know. But the gym in general. I mean, it's super fucking cheap. Yeah, it's like $9 or something. It's a, yeah. I think they pay you to work out there. Yeah, please.

You get a tune in your tax return. Just bring ranch. Yeah, exactly here. It's a tax right off if you work out there. For sure. Yeah. But no, it's a good. I don't know, dude.

I mean, a gym's a gym. If you can get some working, that's cool. But yeah, it's kind of a bullshit gym. Because the worst part about it is they don't have squat racks. And they don't, like, they have only Smith machines. Sounds like my type of gym. No squat racks? Yeah.

Then you have an excuse not to hit, like that you're like I would I'm here you know yeah but that's the kind of gym it is where it's just you know and their whole thing is like no judgment and shit but it's interesting because like in there yeah is actually judging if you're doing other things it's just the funny thing yeah saying no judgment is calling for judgment right that's like when a kid's like don't bully me you're like I'm gonna have to bully you now like you know how do you feel about park gyms like just the all natural weight yeah amazing yeah and I think because you're doing the sun like get a fucking I do think that that is nice that you can get some some vitamin D

while pumping out there and a lot of stuff i mean most people's goals too like they can get a lot out of body weight stuff yeah and just get the blood gone you know just get whatever you got to do to get some workout and yeah yeah for damn sure speaking of uh getting bullied um did you hear about the school shooting today no damn i think that's more than getting bullied a school shooting yeah no no well they that's what they you know they always say that the kid get bullied and that's why he ends up oh oh oh oh oh i thought yeah that was like i'm not saying like obviously shooting someone is a big fucking deal right right right right right But what do you think about that kind of shit?

As a comedian, do you ever, do you ever, like, allowed to make jokes about shit like that? Or is it just too... I'm just not, like, an edgy dude when it comes to that. You're more topical, like... Yeah, I just, like, I want people to watch my, like, either videos or, like, show and be like, ah, we laughed. And I don't know what the fuck happened, but it was funny. You know, it's kind of like workaholics. I used to just love watching that show.

I'd be like, I don't know what I'd just watch, but it was 20 minutes of funny. That's all I was going for. but I think there's certain type of comics out there and comedians who like that's their bread and butter you know that like something like tragic happens and then everyone looks to that like nobody's like nobody's like watching a school shooting happen and go to my Twitter and be like I wonder what he has to say

about this you know so for me it's like yeah I just don't want to that's not your lane yeah it's not my lane I get it yeah what do you think about the whole Dave Chappelle shit and the whole like did you watch that special I did yeah I saw it I mean it's it's just like I think we'll have this type of entertainment and media kind of forever where it's like

somebody does something wrong and now there's bad press and then in two months it just disappears but all they're doing is both sides are getting their recognition. Dave's getting more views and the people against him are hearing their voice heard out so both people it's just it's kind of like

it's just kind of the cat chasing it's kind of like drama on YouTube. Yeah I mean it's just like it's so like step and repeat like it happens almost every special that you know there's stuff like that but that's why I just like it's I think it's fascinating but I just like to I love watching YouTube beef go down and so like whenever and then also just like entertainment beef yeah when like all this stuff is going on I like to look at each people's sides you know I'll look what people are saying about Dave and then I'll look at what the

people are saying about Dave and see like who's saying what yeah I'm always in the back of the popcorn I'm never in the middle like so you're Switzerland yeah exactly I'm just chilling do I love a good YouTube beef TikTok beef let's go right whenever that's anyone you beef with or have beef with? Or had beef with? I think there's people that I think their content's cringy, but I don't have like beef. Like to have beef

with somebody, you'd literally have to fuck my girlfriend. And even that, I'd probably dab you up. You know, if you did it right? You know, hey, congrats. Hey, you take grow up for a nice steak dinner? As long as you take care of them. Yeah, I don't think I have beef with people because I don't have enough contact with like, I'm not super, super in the influencer world. Like, I'm not the saddle ranch type of guy,

you know. I'll pull up to Boa steakhouse every once in a while. But like if you're a frequent, I'm not on my Bryce Hall shit. You know? Oh, the Satter Ranch shit got me dyes. Dude, like if you're a frequent Sauterange person,

you're trying to beef. Like you're out in the public eye to be like... And you want to be on DMZ. Yeah, exactly. Every time I see paparazzi, I like, give them like half a look, but like a look like I'm too cool, but also like, please recognize me. And they've never once talked to me.

But I'm slowly finding out all paparazzi is just like, by like a PR person. Like you just call them, like, hey, I'm at Boa State Cows. Yeah, no, this is a real thing. It's a real thing. It's really sad. Yeah. You're like,

I'm at Boa Steakhouse and then they walk out surprised. Or I'm going to be at Boa Steak House. Right. Yeah. No, I know this. It's, I just found that out recently.

And it's such like sad. Or like when paparazzi, it's like like the celebrity's like, I got to go. I'm in a hurry. And then they do a 12 minute interview. And you're like, was the Uber not on the way?

Did they cancel? Did you car decline? I find that shit funny though. Because I've actually experienced like the literal like, you know, messaging, like seeing like, oh, you want to do this? I'm like, no.

Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah, it's so interesting. I've never, I never knew that about paparazzi. I don't think anyone knows that. I think we just exposed the whole world. Yeah, that's it.

Now we got fucking beef, dude. Beef with TMZ. And beef with other celebrities. Oh, yeah, that's gonna fuck you in the line. No,

I'm like, but now it makes sense. I'm like, how do they always know that they're landing at Southwest at 245? Because every time I fly a fuck ton. Every time I land,

I never see Popazzi. Yeah. And I'm like, who do I got a DM? You know, Hollywood fix? Get me on. Yeah, I mean, dude, you could message Hollywood fix.

But, yeah, it's just so, like, funny. The world's like, oh, my God. It's like exactly right after an event happens, they just happen to know, like, that they're flying jet blue that day. That's crazy to me. Well, it's kind of like, I mean, how the whole Kardashians built their entire, like.

Yeah. I also think public restaurants make sense because then somebody can DM them, like TMZ and be like, oh, the Kardashians are at no book, right? But that stuff makes sense to me. What do you think about the Kardashian and Pete David?

do my boy p is cleaning up with no social media and it's kind of reckless because i i went and i was like what's this guy's instagram i'm gonna see what the fuck he's nothing and then i was like yo maybe that's why it's nothing it's nothing i think that's why they fuck them with this guy man is yeah it's dude i don't know p davidson is just like he's he's he's the man right now he's he has no social media and i can't wait to no twitter he got nothing zero nothing he's just on s and which is still pretty amazing amazing but like That's the only thing. I guess.

Well, yeah, I saw a joke. I forget who said it on Twitter, but it's like, that's his, like, S&L is just Pete Davidson's, like, dating app. He just waits for whoever the guest is. And then he's like, now we're dating. I forget who said that. But, yeah, it's like, I mean, also when you're him, like, instead of, like, he definitely has, like, Finstos probably, but he doesn't run it. He probably has, or he has his boy, he's, like, homie.

He'd be like, hey, can you DM this chick? Right. I'm with Pete. Yeah. I don't know. If you took away on my social media right now and you're like, go get laid, I would, I wouldn't know what to do. Yeah. I would go to a whorehouse and be like, I have $27 on cash app.

Who wants to help a man now? Are we good? Yeah, I don't know what he does. It's, uh, but, but he's like kind of the mysterious guy right now. Is he though? I think so. What's mysterious about that guy? I don't know.

I don't. The way he dresses, the way he's just like incognito. It's like he did he lived in his mother's basement. Now he doesn't, but he lives in Staten Island. he's just like he's like the cool kid in high school who is there like half the days but when he was there you're like oh fucking look who's walking down the halls that's that guy yeah yeah he was like like like i feel like because nobody really hates him which is also i think a big angle they if anything they like they think he's dope or they like sympathize

with him like damn the dudes don't through a lot of shit he's depressed he's had like a crazy life um so i think they either sympathized with him or they like him or just chicks being like I don't want to fuck. I just want to... I mean, it's crazy. But I don't, I don't, I don't, it's just interesting to me. That whole thing's interesting to me.

It's wild. And I feel like part of it is just made up though. I feel like they do that shit just to stir shit up. I think it's actually real. Like, you think they're really... I think it's like 50-50. I think it's a lot of like,

let's see what we can get away with. And if you're Pete Davidson, what are you going to say no to Kim Kardashian? No, of course. I mean, I'd be like, yeah, okay, I'm down. Yeah, what is he going to be like, I'll have to go over scripts for S&L. He's like, Lauren Michaels, you can wait.

I'm about to suck on some Kardashian tetties. Yeah, like, why would you not? Exactly. I don't know. It's very fascinating to me because if I deleted all my Instagram today, it would not have the same effect. If I deleted all social media. So that's the thing that kind of throws my mind is like, isn't the whole thing, you know, with the whole TMZ and the Kardashian thing is about the fact that there's, there's cloud. And there's, I guess there's enough from his SNL that it's like, because he doesn't have social.

It's, there's no, like. He's just built up such a big name for himself just over the years that, like, he's. What do you date? Ariana Grande. He did a check earlier on that was on Wilden out. He did, what's her name? Kate Beckins sale, I want to say. And then there's, he's, he's had a whole repertoire of celebrities.

Yeah, all blue check marks. All blue check marks. And he just did zero. That's just impressive, man. We got to. Brown and plus. That's amazing. He's doing great, man.

Yeah, it's incredible. How much, how much YouTube? content do you make i do one a week one a week one a week yeah usually i've done other stuff that's more like straight to the camera or dabbled in the vlog world but mainly it's skit type stuff but i feel like in this day and age it's like people love that talk to the camera that vlog lifestyle because people want to feel like they're being talked to so i don't think sketch comedy is necessarily dying but i do think it is good to have a mixture of different content where it's like you know because if you do something like you look at the camera and you go today i'm going to get kicked out of planet

fitness for working out right and then that's a thing they kick you out for and then if you look at the camera now they're engaged because they're like oh she's talking to us we're going on a journey with him yeah but instead if you just did like a sketch it's it's it's easy to lose interest when you're not being talked to you know for sure so if you're just doing like a especially especially you too longer form yeah exactly so that's why i think that longiform stuff uh is so helpful and it feels like you're just kind of tagging along same with podcast you know it's like you're hanging out with us almost that feel so yeah you don't so you don't you don't do any vlog type stuff it's always skit usually skit yeah i uh i've like

tried vlogging and stuff before but i just feel i get like uh i'll do something cool and then i'm like oh fuck out i needed to get that on vlog and then i go to pull on my camera and i'm like this is too much yeah it's not the same or i'm just like do i really want to pull out a fucking monopod right now with a giant sony at the middle of the mall and be like what's up guys we're at fucking wetzels pretzels you never thought just like paying a videographer just have them follow you around and chill and like that get this it'll be funny that is true I'm going on this big tour coming up in January and for that I'll probably have somebody just like always rolling kind of just like because I think that's the most beneficial thing

on social media nowadays is like that's the that's why people are on it they want to get to know people yeah exactly so obviously comedy's incredible or like for example in this space that I'm in like fitness and teaching and like showing people how to do fitness shit is dope and people are there for it but like I've talked about this so many times over time it's like eventually people get you know there's so many comics or there's so many fitness people where they get like, okay, what's next? I look for someone else because they're not really engaged

with a person as a person. So it's like for you to really grow or as a comedian to really grow, I think people want to be engaged with that person even beyond the act, the comedian act, like just as a human, right? Right, because personality.

And that's why people, that's why the biggest people after like reality shows gain a big ass following and stick with it because they feel like there's a sense of connectability. It's like if I watch your videos every, you know, my routine you're going to feel like you know that person pretty well and then whether youtube dies and now this person's making content on like tic-tog you're like oh fuck you i'm gonna follow

him on there you just feel connected so i think i'll definitely do that but our podcast you know it's kind of that other lane that's like just straight personality driven so i think that's good sometimes people don't want to digest an hour and a half of content yeah yeah yeah but i i agree with that and that's 100% facts i think it's like just like any type of content it's the people got to be ready for it right not everyone like depending on you know how much time they have or how much interest they have and like learning about shit like this. It's a little different than just some click-based shit or something that's just funny. Right.

But I think that audience that is at that level and ready for that kind of content, oftentimes is like the most engaged. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's like, I'll look at videos where I'll be like vlog stuff. I'll like literally see some click-based shit. And then I'll like, you know, you ever like hate watch something? Like, man, this is going to be trash.

And all of a sudden I'm like 14 minutes in. And I'm like, how the fuck did I just watch all this? But then I'll watch like two minutes of a sketch I'll be like this shit is slow This is boring But something Vlogs cut really quick And it's always jumping

It's always on to the next thing And it's like you feel you're being talked to So it's super easy to watch man I mean that's like I mean honestly even fucking like no It's like their production is crazy Oh yeah They got a fucking crazy team

Oh yeah I mean You cameraman lots of editors They got a crazy team But dude they're doing You know like TV And you guys got great production too So it's like But it shows you know

Yeah It doesn't feel like just somebody holding an iPhone. It does feel like you have a cameraman around you at all times because you generally do. Yeah, two now. Shout out Sylvie. Let's go, baby. Damn, you got two.

So what do you do when you record some shit that you're like, you make sure that doesn't make the cut? Let's go, yeah, we're not going to put that in. You're not going to put that. Which happens a fuck ton. Right. There's so much shit I wish I could just put in, like so much shit. Would you ever do like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, behind a paywall,

like a Patreon or something where you're like, I've thought about stuff like that. But that I was good. Yeah, I was even thinking about, like, back, like, I don't know, maybe like a year ago I was going to set up a site for that. I may do that in the future, but, like, I still feel like that can get me canceled because I'm such like a dark humor guy. Like, yeah. And the Internet doesn't really know that because I don't really do dark humor shit like that. Right. It's hard to collide dark humor with like working out. Yeah, it doesn't really match.

Like doing squats and talking about 9-11, people are like, the fuck's going on here. It's not definitely not that. No, it's definitely, instead of the squatting, And then that joke, that'd be separate. Separate, yeah, space it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't do that wall up. Maybe, like, intro, like intro the dark joke.

Gotcha. You know, and then hit the squat. Then hit the squat. And then go back. Say the punch line on the way up. Maybe, yeah, no, probably not totally separate. Completely separate. Damn.

Yeah. Maybe like when I'm drinking the post workout or some of my, they might throw up. There you go. See, that's why I wasn't good at working out. I was trying to think about jokes when I'm doing squats. And, you know, meanwhile, I'm struggling. My knees are about a snap because I'm just.

What's your, what's your favorite? Sorry I interrupted you I don't even know it's that Fuck you guys I know they're gonna be mad about that What's your favorite Social platform Oh dude honestly

It's probably TikTok It's fucking Dude the way it's structured Instagram's piss me off They're trying to turn this shit into an Infomercial all they do is like shop here I'm like shut up and show me boomerangs The girls doing jumping jacks

Yeah dude Get this shit out of here It's gnarly And TikTok seems like it's a last place Where you can actually get fucking views And engagement TikTok I mean Instagram you can but it's so washy.

Like, it's like here it'll be really great. TikTok fucks with your head, man. It's like, well, TikTok is like, it's like gambling. Yeah, 100%. It fucks with your head. I'll post a video that gives 10 million views and then the next day I get a video with 100,000 views, which is still a lot of views,

but like, I'm like, no, higher. Yeah, you're like, how did this happen? Yeah, I literally, I have an agent at TikTok that I messaged like three days ago. And you ever write something out and realize there's not really a problem? I was just like, hey, my views are kind of low. And I just want to see, like, is everything okay on my back end?

And she's like, yeah, maybe it was just the video. And I was like, fuck, you're right. You ever just, I know you're not funny from somebody to TikTok? Yeah. But yeah, man, it's TikTok. It's that gamble. You get post and you're like, you know, it's like playing craps. You put your money down.

You're like, where's this going to go? And oftentimes you're like, you don't know if something's going to do really well or not. No. And then sometimes the dumbest shit, you're like, this is not going to do well. It just goes crazy. Yeah. It, dude, it's fucking, it fucks you head too much. Yeah.

Do you notice you get, um, Like a transfer from TikTok and say if you got followers of views, whatever, does it transfer to your other platforms like Instagram? Because I know it's for some people it does and some people it does not. Not as much as I think But I try to just diversify on everything. I post the same video to like everything That way I try to grow all platforms that way of TikTok, you know remember when China was like we're gonna buy the shit off you Right. Yeah. Yeah. That way if they fucking you did that bitch out and we didn't have TikTok I could still be like cool. I have Instagram and YouTube. You know? So I try to like keep it diverse. I said I don't really post on Twitter because Twitter's just like not a happy place it's not i love twitter though i love just tweeting shit though random shit yeah it's so weird man it's just like once tic tic got really big it's everyone's just like i'm gonna go to uh tic tic for funny

videos now twitter is just a bunch of words want me to read a bunch of angry people too a lot of angry people lots of opinions yeah oh yeah that's why i don't really go on twitter because i feel politics there too everything can be construed in the wrong way also it's like when you're when you're on a video saying something you can tell by somebody's tone if they're kidding or not but like Twitter, if you write like, I'm going to fight my stepdad, people are going to be like, call the cops. But on a video, if you're like, what's up, guys, I'm going to fight my stepdad. They're like, that's just YouTubers being YouTubers, you know? So there's no way to like, no, if someone's being like serious or fucking around, it's like, everything is taken out of context on Twitter.

Yeah, this is interesting. So one of the titles, one of the fucking points here was Mr. Bees getting canceled. Is he? Is he? Is he getting canceled? Well, so this is the thing we'll talk about it. But I also have a personal experience with this on Twitter. We're talking about Twitter.

Yeah, yeah. I posted the milk carton crate challenge thing. I saw that. Okay. Yeah. And it did really well. It went crazy, right? I posted it on Twitter.

It went viral on Twitter. Uh-huh. Okay. And I went, you know, it went crazy on TikTok, like, everywhere else as well. But on Twitter, they made something, like, there was like a Dextero article or some shit about how, like, everyone on Twitter was slamming me. Because I remember seeing these comments. Black Twitter was very mad at me. Yeah.

Because they said that I gentrified the crate challenge. Yeah. And just to be clear, like, I literally was just. I saw the guy, the guy fall, like, there's some, some guy, like, fall. And I was like, oh, shit, this would be funny. Like, right when I saw it, I was like, I'll go do this in my gym. Yeah. Which I've done thousands of skis.

But you know, it's funny. Had you fallen, people wouldn't have, people wouldn't have cared. The fact that you, like, were like, all show you, that's where people got mad. But if you ate shit, people would be like, yeah, fuck that guy. But it's the fact that you, like, I saw the video. You do fucking, one, you're jacked, two fucking jacked and three are jacked. You know, they're hating, dude. But it's funny.

It was funny. like people really took it there made it about race i was like wait i just i saw a video that was trending i thought this shit okay i'll get some views in my gym it'll be funny dude it's i didn't think at all like for one second that they were gonna be like we're gonna attack this guy on twitter and i was like what the fuck it's it's crazy what people get mad on on twitter yeah so anyways mr beast was getting they were getting mad they're mad on twitter uh against mr beast because he did the squid game thing did you see that i uh i didn't see the video i saw all the press about it got like a hundred million views yeah it's the craziest viewed video on you

YouTube of history but they're saying I read a thing where someone said they're mad essentially if you're white on Twitter it's a rap for you you're done it's a wrap for you but they go they go he spent you know a bunch of money on this creating this set and it's like bad because the people in the actual skid games which was also a show um were competing for money because they were in a bad situation so it made it like you like what are you spending your money on type thing and it's like wait a second what the fuck you y'all talking about They were mad that he was spending money creating, like, recreating this thing about, like, a concept that people who are going through financial troubles were competing for their life in a TV show. Even explaining it, I'm like, lost.

Exactly. Yeah, you said Mr. Bees getting canceled. I was like, did he fucking start poisoning people with Mr. Beast burgers? Like, I see where the heads out with the Squid Games thing. But also, I think, you know, it's like anytime you start to recreate something that's like out of. your background or even ethnicity you know it's like you're gonna get some some weird looking eye you're gonna get some weird looks when you do that yeah but again here's what i think about whenever you go viral you hit a certain market where you're like okay it hits your fans and then it

goes to a little bubble outside your fans and then a lot of people who are gonna hate you but exactly because once it gets past like the brad the martin fans it's like it's in the realm of the world and that's when like the crazy people come out yeah i could post any video and if it goes justice people I follow me it's gonna be mostly like people be like fuck yeah this is great but then once it just gets bigger it just gets to the realm of people that like don't even know who you are or or what fucking comedy is they're just commenting I should to comment and it's just like you know if that video had like what 110 million views in three days it's like you're gonna get crazy people in there yeah 100 and it's like to say this about mr. beast wasting his money

or whatever it's like the guys also spent tons of money on like multiple projects like he did the whole saves the tree thing and plants all these trees and they're doing the sea thing where are they planting all these trees always see the shit it's like share this on we'll tweet this and we'll plant a tree nobody ever actually plants the trees where the fuck are they doing that i haven't seen the tree where's space that's true you know he's ever seen the trees holy shit there's not just like acres somewhere in like wyoming where they're like yeah run it up it's all the forest man they've been trick so maybe fuck mr beast dude cancel whoever's planting trees mr beast and saving and saving the ocean yeah

We're going to have to cancel this guy. Yeah, I think that's going to be a YouTube title. Canceling Mr. Bees. Canceling Mr. Bees. Oh, shit.

That's the title. Oh, fuck. Canceling Mr. Bees with him. He seems like such a nice guy. He's really nice. You met him? Yeah.

Well, fuck, dude. He's really good. He's really good to cancel. Dude. That's true. He's got to cancel in your camera. Because we can't want good for them. Yeah.

We can't want good for them. If it's too good, he's got too many views, we got to attack. I'm going to text him, not that of his number. You're hiding the trees. Provide the trees.

Let me see one tree you've planted. I haven't seen any. No, actually genuinely. I mean, but then again, like, but how much are you traveling? You're looking for tree growth. Right, but there's no follow-up to be like a selfie in front of the trees. Be like, look at all these motherfucking trees. I'll just play there.

Well, there are some pictures circulating. I don't know. I can't verify if they were. I just, but like those things get like 20,000 retweets. And it's like, oh, plant a tree for every. Well, I mean, apparently they planted like millions of trees or some shit. Can you do that? Lately?

Yeah. You have to own so much land. to do that? Yeah. A million trees? They should plant Christmas trees and here's what you do. You plant Christmas trees.

It sounds like a business proposition. Yeah, but then you sell them a Christmas trees, bada bada bada boom, you fucking loaded, canceled. Because you were selling Christmas trees on the internet? I don't know. Can you sell all the Christmas trees on the internet? I mean, you could.

Shopify, I feel like maybe you can make that happen. I don't know. That's not a... I don't know. I don't know. that's yeah i don't know everybody will get canceled for something at some point you know have you have you ever been close to that no i don't i don't i don't i'm not a controversial guy i'm so so i'm right in the middle i don't this is probably the most political thing i'm done i love it

i'm trying to get it's not canceled yeah no i do i'm like i'm like a pussy with stuff like this like i'll like run an idea are you democratic or republican okay i'm not going to get into that i'm not going to get into that but trump no i yeah i'm not a dude I see valid points on both sides You know? For sure Because I think at this point Politics aren't even about who the person It's about the personality

The people It's not even about like It's crazy Yeah yeah I think it's like a I'll say Biden's boring I think Trump was way more electric Did I say I voted for him? No I said Trump was fucking

He was lighting that bitch up He was doing a tight 15 every night Just crush it Oh my God I fucking hate politics man I hate it I just don't care Yeah

You know It's like I don't It doesn't I don't know it's just such a weird it's also weird because it seems like it's like meant to divide people

at this point. Yeah. Like it's isn't it the whole thing like we gotta work together? Yeah I think there's better ways to like divide an audience though you know just like ask somebody like you know do you eat ass and they're like yeah and you're like cool you're on this side of the line we're on the eat ass side. I'm on the eat ass side

do you eat ass? I'll dabble but you haven't? I have I have. Okay. Lightly. Confirm. Yeah there we go. Have you ever been interested in any sort of social media fight stuff? Oh, like boxing somebody? Yeah. I would like to be a commentator.

Yeah, you crushed that, though. But what about fucking fighting? Who are we talking here? I don't know. Throw some names out. I'll tell you if I could. Jake Paul? I'd lose.

Of course. You said, of course? Yeah, of course. Can Jake really? Yeah. He can get down? Yeah, I mean, I think when it first started, it was all fucking. whatever and what it looked like it was like you're picking shitty people it is what it is

and then he's now he's graduating to like a real boxer who although i'm opinion is like that other guy this guy tommy fair he's supposed to be boxing yeah uh has people he beat that are like oh in a hundred and fucking 13 or some shit so he's like those are guys who are paid to lose in like the boxing community yeah it's like a very weird thing yeah and now he's boxing that guy who's a real boxer but it's like a box with a really shitty resume in a sense okay But I do think Jake can box now for sure. Yeah, Jake is just fighting like anybody and everybody. He's going to go to like an olive garden and be like today we're fighting.

And then he's just going to like find something. Well, if he can make $50 million, then he'll do that. Oh, dude. I mean, the amount of money he's getting is insane. Why would you stop fighting if you were him? Yeah. And it's also like, I think for him, I want just, I mean, based on the content evolution, like where else was he going to go from?

You know, he did the vine stuff. Obviously blew up massive character. But it's like at some point you kind of stop making certain content and keep making, you know, something new. And I think the boxing was his lane. That is true. You know, like the lane for his brother, Logan would have been, he went, you know, the whole shit happened.

Then he kind of podcast and he crushes it. Yeah, you do everything. You just, you run out of shit. Yeah. Then one sticks, I think, you know, it's all about phases. You know, it's like, uh, and I think in a couple of years, he'll move on and who knows what it'll be into. But I think as time goes by, you just find little things that stick that you enjoy.

Yeah. Well, that's, I mean, like life in general, everything's like that. Right. Right. And it's like, it's hard to see. much money you're making for those fights and then be like i want to try something else like the fuck you're going to do yoga for like you're just gonna why would you leave how much money you're making to try anything else yeah i mean i think he's going to do it to the wheels fall off for sure

dig yeah yeah you might as well do you think my question is this when he loses what happens to that entire like space of social media fighting youtube fighters thing like it's just gonna i think it's just gonna evaporate because i was going to care anymore like who's the next guy right i yeah i think you're right. Well, I also think because other people have tried to recreate this and it's not the same. Yeah, I've seen that. You know what I'm saying? I've seen that. Yeah, I don't know. And also they don't pay anyone, apparently.

You didn't hear about the whole? Yeah, I know that one. I ran into Bryce the other night and I was like, did you get paid? Were you at Saddle Ranch? I'm the CEO of Salis. Jesus Christ, dude. Dude, I was doing a show with the laugh fact. Sure enough, in the front row. Like Bryce Hall. Are you serious? Yeah. Oh, that's way. And I was like, did you get paid? Please tell you he made jokes about

him i made jokes about like youtube boxers okay good and and all that stuff but uh yeah and i was like did you paid and he's like yeah and then i saw a clip on some podcast he said he didn't get paid i don't know what's going on oh shit also i feel like i wouldn't fight until i saw the money first yeah or at least a large portion of sign a contract sue somebody i don't know yeah because that's that especially like to use your like name and likeness and marketing that you market it and then you lose and get your ass beat yeah do have a front half after or something yeah also yeah that anything about that is

because who where was it it wasn't like Florida or something it was in Florida well that's mistake number one have that shit in Vegas where shit goes down Florida's like yeah we have fights every weekend they're free and they're front of a Buffalo Wild Wings

you know it's so fucking stupid they just fight there you're like the best fights aren't Jake Paul fighting some other WMBA player whatever the hell he's up to these days the best fights are like two Waffle House employees just getting after it

Damn, that's real. That's real. That's true. I would, dude, I found this one page on TikTok. It's like a backyard like fighting program and I swear to God there was a video of two guys in a wheelchair who were disabled fighting each other. Holy shit. And I was like, this is what I would pay money for. Yeah.

I only watched the YouTube fights on like the highlights, like after it happens. Have you ever seen? What is it? Is it called YouTube boxing? There's like a thing on YouTube of, like he's been doing this for years. This guy's puts on these like backyard broad brawl type there's like a circle it might have been it was my it might have been that the thing you should have seen because this is like people just randomly get together and like

yeah we're both gonna fight they're like all right bet yeah comment below what that that is but yeah they like they like shake each other's hand beforehand and no that's serious i forget what it was i saw a i saw like a 80 looking year old dude like beat up a like a 22 year old in like 10 seconds but those are the best ones it was in the 80 year old dude looked kind of like a grandma yeah No, I mean like literally a grandma And beat the shit out of this kid Damn, like in record time It was out of it. I put it on my fucking Instagram

I was like story to put it on my Instagram But that's the one thing I do like about the Like the celebrity fights is the buildup is better Like all the shit talking And then the press conferences So if these backyard fights also did press conferences That's how you get the best fight Like could you imagine if all these dudes are on Instagram

Oh, that makes so much sense Yeah because there's no buildup You watch two random people on YouTube fight You're like oh that's dope You don't know who they are. Yeah. But you watch the buildup and the beef and all the social media and the pushing each other in press conferences.

Then there's that tension. So we've got to make these dudes who are fighting in backyards have press conferences. Go on their Instagram live. Talk to 13 people and be like, I'm going to fuck up Reese. We got to start a fight club. That's what it is. We'll start a fight club right here in my backyard. I'm in.

I was about a really fucking dark joke. Oh, shit. No, I'm not going to do it. Who's the first round you're fighting? All right, you pick a fighter or I pick a fighter. It doesn't have to be famous or it can be famous or it can be somebody works at the gym it can be Sylby is my fighter

okay that's my videographer right there videographer right recently on testosterone recently on test boosters yeah very strong did you feel the effects oh yeah yeah really yeah he's so I could tell Trevor's shaking the camera

Trevor is interested in this would you ever would you ever take like test boosters like that yeah hell yeah are you interested in that shit here's the thing I always want that yeah I always want the shortcut so if I could be Steroids, I mean, why wouldn't you?

If I want to go from A to fucking J, A to Jacks, I'm not going to work my way. You know, because like, just give me the short. I just want the glam muscles. Dog, that's so fucking funny. The funny thing about it is though with or without it. There is a shortcut because it obviously things happen faster, but you still got to do. You still have to work out. That's where I'm out.

You're like, fuck this shit. It would be funny if you just took steroids and didn't work out. What would happen? Well, genetically, I mean, literally you would. would your body would hold like your muscle hold more waterway because your body's storing more nitrogen hold on more nitrogen so you would get like physically a little bit heavier like you're talking about changing nothing uh-huh just like if you just took steroids like it was just a daily vitamin yeah I guess it would depend what you'd do for work like if you were like a construction

work you probably still get jacked like a little bit or like yeah you're yeah you're like rode a bunch or like I bet if you worked at a post office you looked a bunch of stands your tongue would be all jacked or something jerked off a lot yeah one like quagmire you just have that one arm because we're talking about like zero anything else yeah then like it's it's likely probably dudes doing this, they're probably going to get just a bigger for a My buddy in high school took steroids and he was like 16 when he did it. It's very weird seeing a 16 year old on steroids.

That should not happen. No, fuck no. It's really bad. No, his dick doesn't work anymore. Damn. He's married, two kids. That's tough. How do you get the kids? Petri dish. Are you serious? Yeah. Holy fuck. Yeah. 28. 28. You're dead serious.

Here's the thing. Our high school was so influenced I grew up in California, but I don't know why we're so influenced by the Jersey Shore. He watched like The situation. What high school was this? This is Camryo. Okay. Yeah.

Camry High. I grew up like 45. Yeah, you're close to here. Yeah. So we, yeah, I'll give my parents. I just right now. So we were so like we like we were seniors when, uh, that was out. Okay.

Jersey short. And my buddy was just like, he was already working out. He's on the football team. He just watched the situation was like, that's my guy. I want to be that person. He started shooting up, dude. He was crazy because his body was fucking jacked, but he had a small head. So we look like a fucking G.I. Joe with a Lego head on it.

Like, he was just jacked for no reason. At 16. 16. In high school, having Royd rage, which is hilarious. Holy fuck. He's like, pop quiz. He's like,

no, fuck we're not. No, you sit down. Exactly. You're a pop quiz and he rips his shirt off. Yeah, dude, 16.

And then he just continued doing it. After he went to college, he was still doing roids. He doesn't do him now, but like, dude, he was buff. Wow. And it's like,

it was very apparent. I don't see a fucking picture of this guy. I wonder if he has any fucking Roy does he use social media I don't want to put him on blast I just I probably shouldn't show him he's one of my best friends but yeah show me after yeah I got you

I'm actually interested that's crazy that's a real story though yeah so I don't understand though why doesn't he just take like HRT or something now he has no sex drive like his dick doesn't work it's gotta work a little bit he's he has ways to get it back or something you know play some old fucking Jersey Shore clips you know dim the lights it gets him go yeah

it's my guy it's my guy Ronnie's in there too yeah I mean Like, babe, come here, babe, come here. It's working. It's, oh, fuck, commercial. Oh, my God. Yeah, but I think, but now he just, he has, like, kids and he's got a, he's got a wife and, you know, he's got a day job. It's like, it's like, if you're already doing that much, like, you don't need sex at that point.

Well, yeah, he still got, and he still got like this, like the, like the outline of the fucking, the meat cannons, as I say. So he's still kind of time? He's still, he's still big. Yeah. Like, he, uh, he could cut you in line and, and you wouldn't say anything. Not you, me. Okay, okay, yeah. So, like, most people.

Yeah. Do you feel like, you know, you see like a, like a nice car and you feel like you have to race them? Do people do that with your muscles? Like they, like, have to like grab a can of soup harder when they're next to the other grocery store? No, no. No, but people tend to be like how much you bench or like, can I like. Right off the bat. Yeah.

Shirk first. It's like, yo, how am I feeling though? Yeah, you're like, you're a cop. Leave me alone. Just, you take it or not. Like, it's been a rough day. Really? No, no, no.

No, no. I'm just saying, you know, I got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm saying, when I'm in the shopping section, they come up to me. I'm like, it's just been really tough, man. Like, I sometimes fuck with you like that. I swear to God. Really?

Yeah. Damn. Even people ask me to take photos sometimes. I'll be like, no. Yeah. And I just want to see their reaction. It's kind of fuck. Yeah, yeah.

You never do that? Some of, I'll also be like, are you Trevor Wallace? And I'll be like, nah, I get that all the time, though. Yeah, same shit. But they, but they, like, they doubled down. They're like, no. You're, really? I think sometimes when I dead face, because my sarcasm is so fucking dry and, like, oftentimes very inappropriate.

And I say it and I say like, no, it's probably very serious to them. And they're like, I'm not going to be able to. Also, you're buff. So if you say no, no means no, you know? If I say no, they're like, shut up. Get up. Come here, motherfucker. Like, I've literally been like in the middle of filming something.

Somebody runs in the video and they're like, yo, let me get a photo. Like at a music festival. And I'm like, hey, man, I'm really trying to film this right now. And then the guy goes, really? And I go, all right, fine. I take a photo. He's like, for you. He's like, come here pussy.

you can film after this but it's like for you if you say no they're like if what am i gonna fight back yeah it's funny it's like people look at me and they're like you're not we have the final say here you're not the main character they're like hold on dude you're not main character energy this is this is my life i just watch you you're in it come here exactly exactly but if you say no to a photo what are they going to do square up and you're like let's do it brad it's not shit you can do so you wouldn't fight any influencers uh i would damn how much how much I would, it would just have to be, like, when they don't know I'm about to fight them. Oh.

Like, they're in line at Saddle Ranch and I walk up. Imagine, like, imagine, like, setting up, like, celebrity or, like, influencer fights, like, that weren't planned. That was a whole new... I think that's illegal. Oh, yeah. No, I mean, honestly, I just... I would do it if the fucking bag Ola was right. Sure.

What would it be? What would you do for a fight? My bag is huge for that. Yeah. Because of, you know, it's fitness shit, right? Right. I got to sell that one really hard. Also, yeah, I would do it so I could get sponsors.

I'd have, like, funny as sponsors like like fig newton or like nutra grain sponsoring me yeah or just something like random like life alert and then like viagra on the back i would i would sell out i would even wear and viagra i would wear a jumpsuit like a onesie all with sponsors on it not just shorts damn i'm selling out if i'm gonna do a fight i mean i'd probably do it for the same price as brice hall was doing it was a five mill yeah yeah that's i mean dude five million dollars yeah you wouldn't mind getting fucked up no yeah i would do it for honestly 500k as long as i don't die and you don't break my already fucked up own wilson knows we're good i would who would

would you ever fight a mismatch mismatch would be like me versus you but not that i'm not saying that's the fight what i'm saying like a mismatch is what's the money situation it's got to be higher yeah yeah yeah i mean yeah it's crazy how it does come down to money though because if someone told me right now like oh i'll give you a million i'd be like no not enough not worth it right just where i'm at my life yeah but there is a number i'd be like no matter who i was fighting there's a number where anybody would do anything i don't even care you know i don't even care like not that i want to go into it to lose but like it wouldn't even matter there's a number where anybody would do anything anything yeah that's deep honestly if i knew i was gonna if it was a mishmas

i knew i knew i was going to get my eyes beat i think i'd just drink before because when you're they say that people are less likely to die in DUIs because their body's more relaxed yeah yeah so if i was about to square up against you wild turkey to the face i'm chugging down yeah you hit i'll probably start laughing yeah and then i'll wake up in the ER which is fine but i'll wake up in the ER a fucking millionaire baby come yeah it's true it's fucking it's true yeah i don't know i think and i think as long as you let like ben ascran right wasn't he the one that was like people kind of know he was phoning it in maybe i don't know but when it no man they made it seem like i would be very apparent i would let the world know i'd be like i am doing this

for the money i would say that to the camera i would say that to herb dean before they did the fight and then i see this is the thing it seems like a lot of these situations that's there's been some like talk about this yeah um that they people aren't allowed to do certain things or to say certain things like in their contracts with these like the you know Jake Jake Paul that I could see that like so I would imagine to be like hey man so like you're gonna take this fall but like don't tell anyone here's your money yeah there's definitely shit against it but I would do like or after I lost and all the paperwork was done contracts were signed and I got my money I get right on the fucking yeah but imagine they go okay in the contract you said you couldn't do that and now you did that

we're suing you for all that money fuck you see you can't you're not so it's like so when I saw that one I'm like oh this one seems kind of like he literally went out there and got punched that was it that's true like two fighters though two to obviously the NBA one thought that guy I think I didn't think that guy was gonna fucking win but the the the Ben Asker and that's when everyone was more like oh this is like a real thing that's guys like a he used to fight the UFC and shit although he was a wrestler but yeah it's like yeah he was in USC long time ago he's a little older so people were they start taking a little more serious like the hype starts to build a little bit I can see that so like you you thought it and then

but then you hear about Tyrone Woodley he's like oh he got told not to knock him out and then you know that one scene where the one point in the fight weren't like he knocked Jake into the thing and like he just stood there and didn't try to finish so you're like because he's our professional. That's a real professional fighter right like he's going to know okay

if he said I can't knock him out I knock him out I lose my purse you know what I'm saying? There's so much politics behind it that a lot of people probably don't know as well I mean if you think about it makes sense to me though because like in my mind I'd be like all right has a production company let's say like showtime, all these big companies, the boxing community, how much money is made

from this shit happening? Right. It's not just Jake Paul making $50 million. There's like millions of dollars made. Yeah. Millions and millions of dollars made. The pay-per-view, the production. I think they do that in football too.

Yeah. It's like anything, really, anything that's in a shit ton of eyes, they'll drag it out. It's more slots for commercials. It's more anything. Yeah. That's why for me, when I saw all this stuff, I was like, oh, this shit just looks so wonky. And then, you know, like they hype it up. So it's like, oh, it's like, now it's a real fighter.

and now it's a real boxer so no one could say this but it's like you know they got Tommy Fury who's like I said he's I think he's what four maybe five and oh now after the last fight

but all his people he beat were like people who were paid to lose really yeah I mean like there's records that are like you can look at the people he beat and their records are like astronomically bad and he's a UFC guy or

no this is a boxer okay Tommy Fury I know the name and I saw some stuff with him recently so is that Is that like a next level from Woodley? Like is that like... Yeah, so that's what they're saying.

So like, you know, I was like, oh, he fought the random basketball player. Yeah. Dumb. Okay, okay. They're like, oh, he beat him up. That was a fight. He punched him, right? Right, right.

And then it was like Ben Ascran is like the UFC guy. He's a retired UFC guy, but like he's a real fighter. Right. But he, you know, people don't understand though he was also just a, he was a good wrestler in the UFC. Right. He wasn't a good boxer. Right. So he gets to the, he fights him, knocks him out.

Yeah, I'm not, this is the thing. I'm not trying to say Jake's bad at boxing. It's just like, I believe so much in like behind the, I know about the behind the scene stuff that it's like, to me, it just looks like, you know, they're setting like the breadcrumbs

of just like, instead of doing one massive fight with like a crazy MMA fight or they're like, let's get 10 fights out of this one. You know, is that makes sense? Yeah, yeah. Well, it's like, I mean,

out of the money. If he loses, if he lost, he's been asking, it's like, okay, now there's not the next giant bag for everyone, right? Yeah.

But they're also kind of keeping you along the way we're like, oh shit this is kind of he's kind of legit now oh shit he's actually but the thing now it's like now I think he actually is kind of legit but it took a long time

whether the media was trying to spin it like that or not he is legit yeah I think he's legit now for sure yes I'll fight him yeah no for uh we follow each other on TikToks I'll DMM and say it's time for 5K 5K

let's see for 25,000 no I can't do that to myself because I think of the cloud Yo, you're right, dog. Yeah, think of the meme you could be.

Damn, that's, that's one of, I think that's one of the biggest fears in life is being a meme. Yeah. That's, that's tough. But you kind of make yourself into a meme than comedy. That's like the whole thing. Yeah. But like, dude, it's fun. Being a meme like when you didn't want to be a meme.

Dude, even Michael Jordan was one of the, the crying Jordan face was one of the biggest memes of our era. And it's like, that's Michael Jordan. Yeah. Have some fucking respect. Yeah. They're like doing that to Ronald Reagan. And you're like, the president? motherfucker passed away

it was funny though let him live right oh the crying Jordan fit on so many things fucking iconic but like imagine Jordan being like yeah I'm that dude I'm the number one guy in sports shoes everything and then you come to find out years later you're like I'm a meme people don't know Jordan for basketball

they know him from a meme the younger kids they're like they're gonna see him oh fuck there's gonna be a generation that you know that's the crying guy yeah like let's not fucking Michael Jordan right the legend they're gonna like who is your favorite basketball player and they go the crying meme guy

and they go oh you mean Michael Jordan holy fuck and that's what's crazy to me social media man that's changed the world he I mean he's arguably one of the greatest athletes of our time and it's just hilarious that there's a generation I mean there's a generation that knows ludicrous as an actor and not a rapper yeah like that's the guy from Fasten the Furious

yeah which is crazy and you're like no that's that's luda that's chicken and beer damn this is just a part of we're getting old buddy that's what it is goddamn fuck i hate to be one to tell you i'll fight are my emotions all right but and i'll fight him for free i'll fight every day they'll fight me daily dude they beat my ass god that's for zero 99 fuck man holy shit so you do a podcast i do a podcast called stiff socks uh stiff socks and who's a co-host michael blousein just another comedian that i know from stand-up yeah who's funnier you guys should fight

perfect we've had that thought we've had that thought yeah i think uh he's probably funnier than me he's been doing comedy longer than me i mean who knows it's like i think it's different lanes of no i know i just get this is a fucked up joke to get you guys i want to fight each other i'll fuck him up right now get him here that was it let's get him on here because or we have you on our podcast but you're more of like a referee and i fight both of you guys uh okay that's an angle i was gonna say you hold up like a gong and you're like ding fights on yeah you know what about two be one that'd be sick how many people do you think you could fight at once depends depends on the size of the person how many seventh graders do you think you'd take down that's that's fucked

seventh graders but it's like not illegal to fight okay now i can answer this question yeah there you go okay there you go uh somebody's gonna edit out the part where i said that twitter 100% yeah no yeah now mr beast i don't know those are honestly like they some are big there's some big ones man so the seventh graders that like already got a mustache and you're like holy fuck dude are you fucking are you boosting i could kick the shit out of a few of them for sure three or four seven seven or eight like a full i mean are they are they like actively trying to get me and then like a full rage yeah they're they're they're they're going out so they know they're not just like sitting back they're like one time you see movies

and shit and they're they're fighting but like everyone else is watching like they know they're like this is the worst shit in movies they know that like they're trying to kill that one guy obviously it's a movie can't kill the fucking big character but right right they're watching the other other boys get fucked up just to wait their turn to get fucked up right versus like we can all just jump on them and stomp them out yeah like a real fight yeah movie fighting is hilarious because if this scenario was in a movie you'd take you'd pick up one of a seventh getter and you'd swing him around and hit other seventh graders with a seventh grader in the head yeah and then in the movies they're like yeah this makes perfect sense so now i need to know are they all active or am i just am i like

one at a time because they're afraid the other ones are like oh no they're all active okay it's it's like a bunch of fire ants on like probably a drop sandwich yeah 10 because i would get tired at that point not that like they would start to win i'd be like fuck i yeah i need to do more cardio 10's impressive yeah i think i could probably fight one yeah one and i would need a weapon Dude, seventh graders They just, here's the thing They would hit me emotionally They'd be like, you have a receiving hairline

I'm like, what the fuck did you say to me? You're like, hold on a second No, no, dude, I have great hair for my age, honestly And then he would just like kick me in the nuts And then he would take malls down Yeah, kids are vicious That's what I'm saying, man Dude the fucking, this is the call

I love it, gamer chat era Oh my God This will fuck you up He'll beat you up and then talk shit into your ear Isn't it crazy that there's a generation That literally will never experience that Which is this generation now I will say

during the pandemic, I was playing a lot more cod. These game, these, the chat rooms were still popping off. They're still pretty, not as bad, but they're still popping off. That modern warfare that, that shit was, dude, I was in there too. Crazy shit. My mom would always, the next day, be like, who are you talking to last night? And are they okay? And I'm like, no, fuck you, fucking pussy, I'll kill you.

And that's like, enter level. I just remember, like, and that was just wild because, like, you would just hear other people. It's like, literally a girl would, like, sneeze. And they'd be like, oh, I'm sorry. Is a girl. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, holy fuck, dude. Yeah, they all, like, after, after trying to, like, fucking make her feel like a piece of shit, like all try to talk to.

Yeah, afterwards, a DM. Yo, like, what's up? Yo, like, loki great KD ratio. Yeah, they say you a PM, yeah. Yeah, but I will say, I was. Let's play again sometime. Yeah, right. But I was listening the other day, because I don't have a mic, and I was like, uh, also, I, yeah, you can't be like an adult, like yelling at kids on.

No, you can't. Yeah, I think that's illegal. But I was listening and there's still white kids saying racial slurs. And I was like, this is, this is extra. It's still a thing. That's their bread and butter right there. Fuck, man. Yeah, it is wild.

But it made me feel good that, you know, the people were still just really pissed off. I like it. That hostility. I wish that was, you know, I wish that was still everywhere. And it was, dude, it was just like, it would be like kids. And they wouldn't even make fun of people for talking. They would just pick on your username. They'd be like, cool Vans 48 and they'd be like Vans.

Like the shoes, you fucking idiot. You have shoes. And then just like. Dude, but I don't know what it is. The rapid fire guys is just like being toxic while playing video games Almost just feels good though What's it's that keyboard warrior mentality where you can say whatever the fuck There's zero repercussions because it's not your name it's not like Bradley Martin where people can track you down

It's just like it's just some random name this is also like people in cars and royd rage 100% until it gets to like that Until you're at the red light and they're like what was that shit you were just saying Have you ever been in a situation like that? Oh yeah plenty I've been in situations here's the thing this is typical me being a pussy ass dude i've been in situations where i've reached into my glove compartment acting like i have a gun there ain't no gun there's nothing like like i'll pull up to them like behind the light this is young young young early on yeah yeah but like i'm like talking shit yon at the window and then i'm

like pulling in like the glove part of the center console to make them think that you got to make them think that i have something got it when in reality i'm just looking at fucking trident layers the gum and i'm like what because in my head i thought that they would see that and be like oh i shouldn't fuck with this guy yeah because just a white dude and a fucking civ Have you ever been in, like, a fucked up situation because of that? No, I mean, this happened like twice. One time, I told the dude to pull over, and then he actually pulled over it, and I was like, oh, fuck, and then I kept driving. Damn.

That was, that was when people were, like, putting your money where their mouth is, and I was like, I'm out. I've been in the situation once with, uh, oh, I bet. What happened? One time, uh, I'll tell the story. So I was in a, I was in, like, a, I was in, like a car, I should never have been in. It's, SL5, I had a small car. Mercedes, yeah. Yeah, it's convertible.

Oh, shit. You can take the top off. Anyways, this was years ago. It was a 1990, by the way. I'm pretty sure that was the year. Or 99. 1999. So this is like the boxy one. It wasn't a new car by any means, obviously, you guys just so you know.

But anyways, listen, so I pull up to turn it onto the right, to the right lane. And I, you know, stupidly like a dickhead, I kind of cut, like, in front of some people who are going this way. Yeah. I got to preface the story with this was back in... The Royd rage. days there we go and uh now we're fucking cooking it's good so i was like knowingly i knew it and i was like oh and i kind of like well like oh sorry you know like sorry and uh the person walked behind my car smacked my hood and was like bang bang and like you wouldn't think you for sure wouldn't

think that i was going to jump out of this car because it was so small look at clown car when i got kind of smart so that person kept walking across the street now i'll tell i'll tell people where this was so if you have any reference point you'll know studio city it was on vineland and Ventura okay yeah yeah you know like right where like there's like the rouse over here and yeah so I was all the way on the right side I'm gonna turn right on Ventura mm-hmm I got so mad and I was like not today because there was a lot of a shit going on that day that I was like this is not I'm not gonna let this go okay I pulled from the far right lane red light all the way to the other side

of the street and so I went through the intersection completely fucking illegally yeah I would have gotten you know I would got rolled by the police all the way around pulled up here and at that time the guy was walking across the uh the way and um i jumped out of my car and and i was like yo what the fuck and he looked at me and he goes fuck you and he walked like this wow right and that's just throwing fucking gasoline on the fire so yeah so then like i said i ran up to him and i was like me and he was like oh no no no no and then i just punched him in the head and i got back in my car and I went to my apartment and I hid because I thought that the cops were going to be.

But they never did. A long time ago. Well, unless I listened to this podcast. Anyway, wait, how does that work? If he didn't see it or report it, then you're good?

I don't know, man. I mean, it's like in Grant Theft Auto when you punch somebody and you get a star, but then you run away from your star. That's what it was. I think it's like basically I hit out the star. And so you fucking clocked him?

Yep. And he fell to the floor. Oh, wow. And I went straight in my car and went and went back to my apartment. You know what's funny? And sat there. Yeah. This is Los Angeles.

Nobody called the cops. They went, eh, I feel that. Yeah. That's a little, especially on Ventura. Yeah, dude. Fucking Encino Studio City, the Valley. That shit happens all the time. Yeah.

Wow. I was shocked. I shocked myself, though. For sure, after that, I was like, I shouldn't have done that. This is a mistake. The police are going to come banging on my fucking door. Right. That dude has never talked shit since.

That dude is not on the chat room. Or he is trying to get a stress out. Maybe trying to let it out. Yeah, let it out. I have four stories like that. Really? Yeah. I'm not going to share them all, though.

It's actually kind of incriminating. Very important. Yeah, I'm not going to share the rest of the story. I think you just publicly said you assaulted somebody, but hey. But this was a long time ago. Yeah. Can I get in trouble for that? I don't know.

Okay. I don't think so. Fuck it. Well, no, because that dude would have to be like, that was the guy. Unless he's like, what if he has like a kid and his kid's like all about like YouTube and stuff? Holy shit. Didn't this happened you one time? And then the dad freezes and has this like, moment.

He's like that motherfucker. And he goes, Mercedes, S.O. 500. And they cancel me like Mr. Beast? Dude, we come full circle. Changed the title to this goes, Bradley Martin gets canceled. Damn. You do Mr. Beast.

Dotter dot slash Trevor Wall slash Bradley Martin gets canceled. Damn. That will get some fucking views, my friend. Well, dude, I'll tell you what. I teach you up for that paywall. Look, you tell those other four stories behind a paywall. The cops have to buy the paywall to hear the story. Then the judge has got to buy it.

The defendant, the juries. Now we're talking. We're talking like 14 monthly users. This is it, dude. We're talking full. Endgirls.com. Yes, that and then the fight club. Fight club.

Also, the club in which it's like the fight club, but you don't know until it's a fight and it's right on you. Also, you can say what drugs you sold on there. Perfect. Yeah, that's coming soon. But then you can do like multiple tiers. You may like, I'll tell you who I sold drugs to. That's one tier.

But then I'll tell you what type of drug it was. That's like the final tier. Damn. It's like Only Fans. Like you can get nipples and Ariel, but you want to see me jam fucking cucumber in my ass. 50 bucks a month. It's a little more. A little more.

Would you ever do OnlyFans? Nah. Nah. Yeah. I'm so close to... Dude, honestly, if somebody would want to see that, sure. But I don't think that I have like... So that's funny because, like, right away you go, it's like sexual, right?

But what if it was just... Well, dude, they like, they've emailed me. It's funny to say DM because it's OnlyFans. They've emailed me multiple times and be like, hey, we love your sketch comedy on here. Because they're trying to get away from the... Exactly. Do you remember a couple months ago? They were like, we're going to ban porn and the world's like, shut up.

And they're like, never mind. Yeah, they're like, they were like, our banks and then they're like never mind actually we're cool we talked we got hacked l-o-l boobs where they at yeah it was funny though that that was one of the funniest things i've ever seen because i was like did they just do this on purpose for marketing like what the fuck it almost was like an i-hop i-hop type of thing remember when i-hop was like we're house of burgers now we're like don't play with my emotions yeah that's how only fans was the amount of because the last people you want to piss off in the world is horny people yeah because those are the people that'll like make a stand for

yeah that's what they did that's like uh everyone yeah so you can't take it up from everyone we're fight back. Everybody horned. I was Matt. I was, I was, I was, I thought that their move was to try, like you said, to get way more people, um, just to see them. Like, sorry. I mean, like, if it wouldn't fuck with my comedy career and people were genuinely like, there's like hot demand, sure. This is what I'm saying, though. So like, you realize they're trying to get out of everything else and you still like, you wouldn't give them a shot. Like, they need you, dude. Oh, I mean, I just It just feels weird Because it has such a stigma

It's like no But you can do sketch comedy And like just show your dick at the end That's also true You never know You're honest Would your girlfriend like that? Dude I think at first glance

No but I've talked to some of these OnlyFans couples that don't show their face And they're bagged out And they can go to Ralph's And nobody's being like Yo are you fucking OnlyClams.com I'm in a fucking girl who makes

500,000 a month on OnlyFans Dude what's a What's David What's girl? Is that her? No, it's not her. That girl makes more. Yeah.

That girl makes more. But this is what you just said to your point about not knowing who the person is. She doesn't show the face. No, no, no. This girl shows everything. She does everything. You don't really,

she's not super popular. You know what I'm saying? Like she's not like, you wouldn't see her and be like, that's the girl who does. Like Corinna makes more money, but you would know that, oh, that girl does that.

Right. You know? That's what you're saying. So this girl is just like, like a girl next door. Yeah. who like you see her and you'll be like what dude it's in art how they do it

it's all about like you have to blue ball your audience like I know somebody she's not crazy big on any social media but she has like a core fan of like 70K which is decent but not like what you think you'd need to pull them what she pulls but she's just like blue balls the audience with like the story post

and our grid post is like just enough we can almost see nips and captions like see 13% more on only fans and it's like you tease them and you get them in instead of like if you're just fully flirting on on the timeline you might still get a lot of people but it's like you got a blue ball that audience too they're like fuck it all all subscribe yeah would you would

you ever let your girl do only fans that she wanted to yeah i think it's interesting yeah i don't think what does she do she's in finance the completely opposite because none of this shit she's in like nine to five she's like somewhere like crunching numbers doing like adult shit what does she think about all this shit she never has like a issue with you doing it no because we met when i was already like pretty like established like what my like day to day was yeah I think at first it's kind of weird for some things but she's pretty used to it now yeah yeah yeah it's interesting to me I because I you know experience like a very toxic thing in my relationship like because oh really yeah long time yeah I mean it you it definitely has a lot more like turbulence in a

sense of like there can be a lot more that could go wrong or a lot like suspicions a lot of it's just trust because in the beginning it's like you know you still get a crazy amount of DMs and then like any DM can be construed as the wrong way right you know so she sees a DM from a girl it's like hey I just bought tickets smile to face she's like what the fuck is this I was like oh no we we like we grew up in our hometown together she just come yeah yeah yeah well that's just communication right have you ever have you ever had any crazy DMs uh one time a guy sent me a soft dick which I thought was pretty fucked up did you rate it it it hurt me emotionally because I was like that was him like heckling me be like this is what I think of your common

you don't even get me chubbed up is that what he did He didn't say anything. Oh, that would have been fucking funny if he said that, bro. But why else would you send a flaccid? Just if you could, that's the fuck with somebody's day. Be like, oh, you, this is what I think of you. Right. That's his fucking like applause meter.

And it was like, it was like, it was probably like 30%. It was. And I think about that other than any other DM I've gotten. I've gotten wild stuff. One girl said poor barbecue sauce in my tities. Damn, you just think about that guy's soft dick. That's crazy. And I'm just like, why wasn't it?

And then hopefully one. Why wasn't it like kind of there? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I hope one day I get a Netflix special and then he sends me fully rocked up and he's like, I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. If the guy sees this,

the guy who sent that, I swear to God someday if you get another message from this guy and it's a hard dick and then you got the comedy special, you have to do a whole bit about that. Oh my God. I would get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame that night.

I'd be like, I have done what it is. I've made it. But that's something where it's like, I think that's so funny. Yeah. Because that was his way to be like,

you ain't shit. I think it's funny. I know you're a funny guy now the way you interpreted that but it was just a dick yeah no nothing this guy's a comedian man okay hey thanks man

he's a fucking comedian man round of a fucking applause hey I need to take a fucking piss dude same like it's it's extremely bad do you have any other questions do you have any other

things you want to tell the world about um dude what else I got I got this big tour coming up I'm doing like 27 28 cities or something it starts in January just tickets on my website Trevor Wallscomery.com

And then check out our podcast Sipsox and we'd love to have you on man Yeah, I think we're, I think we're supposed to do it some Saturday. Is it Saturday? Yeah. I'm down. I'm down. So, two comedians.

Yeah, yeah. I do not fit in. No, we'll figure it out. But here's the thing, man. That's what we, it's mainly just talking about just like literally this. Like, it would have just been another guy riffing. It's not like prepare your three worst sexual. I was going to get my fucking standup ready.

You could do that. Okay. You could get that. That might be a little rough. I was going to get that ready, man. Super dark shit. We can make a work. Yeah.

We can make a work. but yeah man that's it man I appreciate you for having me on me absolutely very good to meet you um so all socials you use everything Trevor walls does all that Twitter not Twitter not Twitter I'm on Twitter but it's just Trev wall they they uh they I couldn't get my full name on you you post consistently on YouTube like every YouTube I post uh at least once a week and then TikTok I spam post a bunch of shit yeah yeah yeah I'm active I'm out here man so yeah check it out I appreciate you and then we'll have you on ours dude yeah absolutely all right guys um leave some fucking questions

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