REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 1006. Andy & DJ CTI: World War 3, Bill And Hillary Clinton Deposition Videos & Jim Carrey Interview

Episode Date: March 3, 2026

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Israel's conflict with Iran after the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the oversight committee releasing Bill and Hillary Clintons deposition videos, and Jim Carrey's interview at the French film awards. 

Sleeping on the floor. Now my jury box froze. Fuck a pole. Fuck a stole. Counted millions in a row. What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fictness, and delusions of modern society.

And welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet. Live. That's what we're going to do. We just get right to it. Okay. Yeah, we got lots to talk about. We do have a lot to talk about.

Go forget to share the show. All right. You guys go out there and you listen to all these other nuggets. Mm-hmm. That's my new code word. For them? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. For them. All these little nuggets. All those nuggas. The nuggas. You listen to all these other nuggas and maybe running ads on your show. Oh, man. Filling you're mindful of bullshit.

We can't, we don't like them nuggins. Oh, shit. All right. We ain't like them other nuggins. That's right. That's right. That's right. And we're going to treat you like the mother.

Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. All right. So don't be a hoe. Share the show, baby. All right.

You guys share all these shows and do all this shit for these dudes just in here, raking in the cash. That's right. We already got the cash. That's right. So we're going to tell the truth. That's right. That's right.

What? Hmm? What? I'm the unc. Dude, that's a status, bro. I know. Like that, that's, that's good. Anything they call me as a status.

Yeah. They can just call me the bad names and they become cool automatically. It's true. That's true. Yeah. Hell yeah, guys. There's a lot to cover, bro. I wanted to start with something though.

I felt like this was appropriate. Let's, you know, that ain't a pass. What? They're nuggets. What are you some of my? Like chicken nuggets. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

No, it's fine. I need a pass for that. DJ Nuggin out. Hashtag Nuggin. All right. Oh, shit. Well, I mean, you know, in the spirit of the show. Yeah.

Yeah, let's check in with the modern day slavery going on. Or as I like to call it, the NFL scouting combine, 2026. All right. Is this like the show? Hell yeah, man. This is like what we got. That's what we got, dude. You got all you rich white people.

Here's what we got today. I'll take $5 million on Lott A. That motherfuckerucker is really fast. If you ask Cabernick, that's what he's saying. That's what he says. Like he'll take their money. Oh, he's going to take it. Oh, he's going to take it.

$5 million on lot eight. Yeah. All right. That's a fast one. It's been a while, guys. You know, it's been a while. We've been off, bro. Yeah, we have.

You know, hey, we've got to come back with some heat. Yeah. No, but dude, you've been sharing. You've been sharing with me some, some, some, like, old school NFL days, you know. And we're talking about how these dudes that are running these impressive 40s weren't the first person to run impressive 40s. Yeah, well, I mean, and to be fair, though, right, I don't know if they had stop clocks back then. We're like, how we did it by the sun. Oh shit

We use a sundial Yeah And coming up is a fellow named Bo Jackson Yeah Oh shit Yeah that's right That's right

No dude the NFL combine's been rolling Bro and I will say this It is it is pretty impressive It is pretty impressive So far for this year The fastest 40 time Goes to a Brennan Thompson Out of Mississippi State

ran a 426 He's a wide receiver I got a few Missouri boys up in there too though Tori Pride out of Missouri also ran a 4-3 Fastest time for the cornerbacks and D-Bs I believe so far But there's some good people around

There's some good prospects running Even the big guys, bro, moving It's crazy how like these guys This is like the best times right Yeah The 4-2s for this Yeah and then like you go down to Wally's and you talk to the dudes pumping gas

and they all ran four threes too. That's right. You know, back my day. Yeah. What is that? Yeah, that bullshit. Yeah, that is. That's what that is.

But dude, these dudes are crushing it, man. Now, obviously, I'm a big guy. We're big guys, right? What's the most important piece here? It's got to go to the bench press, right? These guys are moving some weight. They're moving some weight. The big boys came in strong.

David Gus out of Kentucky, 37 reps on 225. Yeah. Now, they have him as a candidate for the bottom of the roster or the practice squad because he's 6 to 300 pounds. But I did want to look like who, what is the record,

I guess, all-time record for bench in the NFL Combine? And it goes back to 2011 and it was set by Stephen Paia 49 reps. 49 reps. That's insane. It's pretty good. That's insane. Like, dude, that's, I can't, yeah, that's insane.

But yeah, you know, like I said, you've been sharing some, some football videos and stuff. And you sent me this one in particular. I feel like we should share with the chat. Okay. Share with the share with the class. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Brian Dawking. Mic'd up.

Hallelujah. Dickhead. God's good. All the time, nigg. Let that nigga use. Y'all niggas, what a revolution? I came to sack. I'm gonna praise God. I'm doing both.

Oh. Fuck you go off. I'm down with G-O-D. Everybody turns to your neighbor, say neighbor. I'm hitting fat niggas. Say neighbor. Boom. Fuck you talking about.

Yeah, I'm out here baptizing. Oogie, boogie, nigga. Okay. You know that's not a real voiceover, bro. Yeah, no. I thought you thought that was real. Did you see the one I sent you of John Lynch? No.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Copy-rade music. I couldn't play. Oh, man. Dude, there's some impressive stuff out there, though. Yeah, Dawkins was a beast, but John Lynch was on a different level. Yeah.

Dude, football was just different back there. There was a dude named Chuck Cecil. Chuck Cecil who used to play for the Arizona Cardinals. He sounds terrifying. I think he's a coach now. This dude got like kicked out of the fucking league because he would like knock people out. Yeah. Yeah.

He lead with the crown of his helmet and just knock motherfucker. Chuck Seesle. White dude. Jeez. Yep This guy I mean look That's probably like fuck

He's probably the scariest hitter of all time in NFL Really? Yep He was a bad motherfucker bro Dude he looks like There's like fuck I think he could have played without a helmet He probably did

I'm serious dude Who was that one That was another guy Here recently last few years It was also like crazy like that He had butted the guy He had no helmet The other guy had a helmet

That was Brian Cushing Brian Cushing. Yeah. That dude's insane. Yeah, he follows me, dude. No shit? Yeah. Yeah, that dude's insane.

Yeah, Brian Cushing was a fucking animal. Insane. Yeah. Like, dude, and he told the dude straight out, I will kill you. Yeah. Yeah, he meant it too. He meant it. Yeah, man.

He made it. Bro, did you get that video of, uh, that I sent you a Bo Jackson running a 4-1? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but again, like, I mean, like, was that real? It was a laser timed 40.

It was 416. It's crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. Yep. And I think on average, though, would you say the athletes have gotten faster? Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying?

As a whole? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Way faster. Yeah. Way faster. Everybody's fast.

If you had a dude back then that ran a four two or four three, he was so much faster than everybody else couldn't touch him. Yeah. Now, I mean, all four back positions on defense are running four threes. Yeah, bro. You know what I mean? I mean, even the line. Every receiver out there is running a four three.

Yeah. You know, the linemens are running, you know, fives, sub-fives. Yeah. Yeah. Four-nines. 8's, 330s and shit. It's a way faster game. And it's just like, I don't know.

Like, is that because of training and fucking, you know. Yeah. I mean, dude, look, man. Like, I feel like these dudes are like they pick these motherfuckers off a bus stops. A lot of these people like in the 80s and 90s and shit, they didn't even train with weights. Like, we didn't have a weight program when we in high school. Like it wasn't even a real thing. Yeah, same, but for different reasons.

Why? Don't do it. Don't do it. Yeah. Don't do it. But yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah.

Bo Jackson. Dion Sanders. Bo knows, man. Bo knows. Fuck, dude. Just different time, man. Different time, different lives, bro. That dude, the dude benched 49 reps today.

Who? Some kid. You did 49 today. Tied that record. No shit. Lyman? I mean, obviously, right? Fuck, dude.

That's crazy. Well, yeah, man. Hats off to these guys, you know. At least they're getting paid now. Yeah. for shit. They're getting paid before. That's true, bro. Yeah. That NIL shit is even, that's insane.

Dudes are getting paid. Big time. Yeah, it's fucking up college football, but it is what it is. It definitely, no, it did. Can't put the, can't put the fucking shit back in the box. No, no, you got players making more than the coaches and like, what I'm going to listen to you for, you. Well, and then you combine, yeah, the immaturity and all that, right?

Yeah, they're not ready, bro. They're not ready. But we'll talk about that later. We got a lot to get into today, guys. A whole lot to get into. Remember, as always, if you want, would like to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to Andy Foreslla.com. You guys can check them all there.

Shall we? Let's do it. All right. Let's get into it, man. We got World War III. World War five? Let me fuck. Who's counting, right?

Got to talk about it. Let's head to the Middle East. Trump says U.S. strikes on Iran are about to kick into even higher gear. The big one is coming. Ooh. Yeah. So Operation Epic Fury. is underway. It's been underway for a few days now.

And there's a lot happening in this. There's a lot happening in this. And so we're going to try to dive through, see what dots are out there, see what we can connect and what we can talk about. I guess first thing first is I atollahs dead. Yep. You know, this has been confirmed by both U.S. Intel and even Iranian news media. They've all announced it, right? And I think that's one of the things. And we'll get into it for sure, but like there is definitely a separation. The same separation exists in every country. This is the same one we've talked about here, right, where you have the government or the regime, right? And then you have the people of that country. And those two don't necessarily always align.

Yeah. You know, and, you know, that's something that's happened that's present here. But even with this, right, and you have all these other forces at play, you still have, you know, the war machine rolling, you still have propaganda media role and you have this trillion, billion, million dollar back machine that's rolling to get people to pick sides and pick one side pick one right um and nobody's safe uh new york times is getting heat right now did you see the stupid shit they did so i have a news clipping here from the new york times this is a tweet uh you remember scott adams when he died right so this is the headline that the new york times put out when scott adams passed away uh scott a quote scott adams whose comic strip dilbert was a sensation until

he made racist comments on his podcast has died at 68. Okay. Now this is what they decide to, this is the headline for when Ali Kameenie was killed. Look at this headline. I had told Ala Kamini hardline cleric who made Iran a regional power dies at 86. So you have one guy, okay, who. Did he really say anything racist to be honest? What he said was.

was I'm tired of defending people that fucking hate me. Yeah, right. That's what the fuck he said. Right. Okay. What is racist about that? It's insane. But then you have this guy who's fucking killing his own people.

Mercilessly. Yeah. He's a cleric who made, you know, Iran in the regional power. Yeah. That's his hype. Right? And then they try to defend it, dude. That's the sickening part.

They retweet because, like I said, they're getting some heat. And so the New York Times communication desk tweeted this out in response saying, quote, the Times obituaries report and reflects lives in full, illuminating why in our judgment they were significant. We fairly and accurately include the newsworthy details of each life and death and don't treat them dishonestly to score points like you're trying to do here. But again, you have a guy who murders his own people and a guy who just, you know, speaking the truth and once called it racist.

They're getting in trouble for this particular comparison. For this comparison. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, they're getting the heat, dude. Well, people forget about it tomorrow. For sure. Yeah, for sure.

But you got that rolling. And then as of recently, just before the podcast got rolling, we now have mass evacuation orders for over a dozen Middle East countries. This is coming from the Department of State. Secretary Rubio stressed that the safety and security of American citizens is the State Department's number one priority, where he urged citizens in the region to sign up for up-to-date. alerts at step dot state.gov.

Now, he made a statement, and this is where it gets real interesting, okay? Marco Rubio makes a statement. He's at a briefing. He's given, you know, responding to some of the press. And see what old Marco has to say. States conducted this operation with a fair, clear goal in mind. I haven't got a chance to see a lot of reporting. I don't understand what the confusion is.

Let me explain it to you. And I'll do it once again as clearly as possible. perhaps you'll report it that way. The United States is conducting an operation to eliminate the threat of Iran's short-range ballistic missiles and the threat posed by their Navy, particularly to naval assets. That is what it is focused on doing right now, and it's doing quite successfully. I'll leave it to the Pentagon and the Department of Ward and discuss the tactics behind that and the progress that's being made.

That is the clear objective of dismission. The second question that been asked is, why now? Well, there's two reasons why now. Okay, this is very important for you guys listening. Listen to what his reasons is. Okay? This is the second question. Everybody's been asking, why now?

Listen to this. Very closely. The first is it was abundantly clear that if Iran came under attack by anyone, the United States or Israel or anyone, they were going to respond and respond against the United States. The orders had been delegated down to the field commanders. It was automatic, and in fact, it bear to be true, because in fact, within an hour of the initial attack on the leadership compact,

the missile forces in the south and in the north for that matter had already been activated to launch. In fact, those already been pre-positioned. The third is the assessment that was made that if we stood and waited for that attack to come first before we hit them, we would suffer much higher casualties. And so the president made the very wise decision. We knew that there was going to be an Israeli action. We knew that that would precipitate an attack against American forces. And we knew that if we didn't preemptively go after them before they launched those attacks,

we would suffer higher casualties and perhaps even higher those killed. And then we would all be here answering questions about why we knew that indeed. Okay. Now, I just want to make sure I understand this correct. Oh, I think he said it pretty clearly. I think he said, we knew that Israel, we knew that Iran was going to attack United States forces. And we also knew that Israel was planning to attack Iran. and we knew that beforehand, so we just decided to go ahead and attack them.

Right. That's what you heard. Because they made it very clear. Like, hey, if anything happens to us, we're going to retaliate. What does that mean? Well, that means that, again, we were drug into a conflict

based upon the leadership decisions of an unaffiliated fucking country outside the United States of America. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's what he said. Because Israel was going to attack.

Yeah. And Iran said, if anybody attacks, we're going to retaliate. So we went ahead and just did it first. Yeah. That's what he said. Well, can we just leave them the fuck alone? Oh, of course not. Because, you know, let's be real. Israel subverted our government to the point where we act as a proxy for them and whatever we do.

So, I mean, I think it's pretty obvious to most people at this point in time. Yeah, for sure. For sure. And this goes back to, I mean, this goes back to, I mean, fuck, the invasion. you know, the weapons of mass destruction. You know what I'm saying? Who led to that speech? Okay.

Yes. The average, listen, dude, that was 26 years ago, 25 years ago. Yeah. The average American does not remember that far back. The only people that do are people that are my age and older. They don't remember the same play being played out. They're days within reaching nuclear power. Yes.

And if you go back to the next generation, like my parents, They can tell you that this shit's been going on during their time, too. It's the same shit over and over and over. And they wait and run the play over and over and over again until people have kind of forgotten about how we got that one going. So it's the same exact shit. It's the same exact shit. They're within days reach.

Yeah. Within days reach. Yeah. Been a day's reached for 25 fucking years. And then you get people saying, oh, but they're screaming death to America. No shit. No shit. Right.

Why would they do that? that? Would that be because, I don't know, every fucking 20 years or 10 years, we find ourselves in some sort of conflict over there in the middle of nowhere? Like, how would you feel if every 10 years, all of a sudden, all these Middle Easterners came to the United States with their military and killed a bunch of motherfuckers? And then went away. And then came back in another 10 years and did it again. You would fucking hate them too. So that's why they scream death to America. Right? Yeah.

Yeah, dude, it's a, we're creating a cycle. And by the way, this is just creating this again later. For the next 20 years. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. And it'll be our kids. It'll be my kids fucking having to fight it, dude.

Your kids having to fight it. It's insane. It's insane. So, I mean, 10,000 foot of you, what's happening so far, what we got. We've had a couple of United States F-15s go down. Yeah. They were shot down by Kuwaiti missile systems. Correct.

By mistake. Yeah. by mistake. Yeah, they all lived. They all have been rescued. They've all, I think there was. Which I'm glad because I know a bunch of dudes of fly at F-15s. They've actually been here.

Yeah. So I hope it was, I hope it wasn't any of them. Yeah. I mean, I saw one, the dude, he appeared to be pretty out of it.

He was in like the back of the truck. Have you seen that one? Yeah, well, he's got his fucking ass shot off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

No shit. I sure his fucking adrenaline dump is pretty fucking serious, bro. Yeah. Well, I mean, then you get dropped off. It's like, all right,

yeah, Am I good? You know? That's got to be pretty, that's got to be a pretty terrifying. I guess Red Bull doesn't give you wings. See that shit down there? That motherfucker's got an empty can of Red Bull.

He just crashed his motherfucking plane. Yeah, that don't work. Yeah, it don't work. See, drink a real energy drink. That's right. Been drinking that form energy, wouldn't happen. The same.

That's right. That's right. But yeah, so we've lost a few, a few, you know, just a few, you know, 100, a billion dollars for sure. Um, pilots are okay.

So that's good. Um, but here is the thing. There is a new, uh, new update, uh, on the U.S. death toll so far. Um, it has just risen to six. Yeah. Um, and this comes out, uh, verified from U.S. Centcom, uh, U.S. Central Command. As a 4 p.m. Eastern Standard, uh, March 2nd,

six United States service members have been killed in action. U.S. forces recently recovered the remains of two previously unaccounted for service members from a facility that was struck during Iran's initial attacks in the region. Major combat operations continue. The identities of the fallen are being withheld until 24 hours after next-of-kin notification. Now, here's the contention piece, folks. Okay, here's the contention piece.

All right. 25% of Americans support any of this happening right now. Yeah. One in four back Trump's around strikes. with most people are well over 50% saying that he's too quick to use force. Now, I have an idea

of who the 25% are. Who do you think they are, Andy? The boomers. The Sean Hannity boomers, the people who are who are, the people who have not waking up, they haven't

woken up to the fact that our country's been subverted and they don't understand that every decision that's being made is not being made on behalf of American citizens. They still believe that our government actually works on behalf of the citizens. They believe in this patriotic indoctrination that's been pushed to them for their whole entire 80 years

on this planet. And they're not going to look into it because everything else is bullshit. Everything else is conspiracy. Things are what they seem to be on the surface. And these people, are very comfortable living that life. Yeah.

And they have not had to deal with any of the hardships or the, uh, the, the, the, the, the unaffordability or the things that are happening to the younger generations, nor do they fucking care. No, I was going to have. There's no skin. There's no skin in the game. No, they don't care. They're not putting their lives.

Their lives are fundamentally over. Yeah. Okay. They've, they've chased their dream or not chased it. They've had kids or not had kids. They're 80 fucking years old. They're 70 years old. They're 65 years old.

They don't give a. fuck, okay? Because they don't have to live in it. All right. And this is why politicians shouldn't be 80 years old or in their 70s or in their late 60s and shit like that representing people because the messes that they make, they don't have to live it. They have no incentive to actually make it better for the average American who's 20 years old coming up behind them. We used to have a patriotic understanding that we should, we are stewards of this country and we should work to. to leave it in a better place than it was when we got it. And the boomer generation is the first generation in the history of America

that has not done that. They don't care. They had it so good their entire lives. They don't give a shit about, they look at it like this. Fuck them kids. Yeah. That's what they think. And yeah, bro, I would bet that the 25% are over 65-year-old Republicans.

that watch Hannity and they watch fucking Mark Levin and they whatever anything Trump does is fucking amazing and as long as the Democrats don't have power everything is fucking great and that's that's what we're dealing with. Yeah. Now

again back to my earlier point you know there is an important distinction and you could see them trying to you could see them trying to like gather the support of the young generation with the same old look at our missiles going off look how bad ass we are look at and this and this and this.

It's not going to work like that anymore. Because it's one thing if people believe that we're doing these things on behalf of our own citizens. And our actual own self-interest. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. Not because some other fucking bully can't keep your hands on.

Like, dude, if somebody were to come along, let's just say a country, let's just say it's fucking just, I don't know. We'll just say it's Russia. Okay. And let's say Russia came along. And Russia started some shit with us. It didn't have to do with Israel. It didn't have to do with any palat.

They just start some shit. Everybody would be like, yeah, let's fuck them up. Fuck them up. Okay. That's in America's blood. That's in our DNA. But the time has passed where you can fool people into believing we're doing things like that for our own benefit

when all of the information that's out there says that it has nothing to do with us. So because of the flow of information in the internet, the average American that is following what's going on has more context to the whole entire situation. Remember, back in 2001, when 9-11 happened, the fucking internet was brand new, bro. There was no social media. There was no, yes, there was things on the internet, but it wasn't like today. Yeah. There wasn't people taking up the position of like independent journey. or podcaster or influencer or independent media that it couldn't even be delivered.

There was no delivery mechanism. So it was never a real thing. Like there was no, they could lie and get away with it. Like it didn't matter. It didn't fucking matter. It didn't matter what they did or who they did it to or why they did it. We just had it say, oh, well, fuck, dude. I guess we're going to war.

America. Right. And like, dude, that's an easy thing to believe when that's all you've been taught. And you don't have any way to hear anything. else. Listen, man, people don't realize. Like, everybody talks about North Korea. And they're like, oh, dude, in North Korea, you know, on the inside of North Korea,

they tell them all the time, all this crazy shit, like America's going to attack them and everybody else is poor and this is the best place in the world. Well, up until the Internet came around, they were telling us the same shit. You know what I'm saying? And they want us to continue to believe these things, this narrative. that's 20, 30, 40 years old in today's day and age, and it's just not the same and people can see it. No.

Dude, the other issue here is because... I tell you what I'm tired of, dude. Before you get into that, I'm really tired of people's lack of nuance in any situation. Yeah. It's either you 100% agree with everything Trump does or you're a piece of shit. If you agree with anything Trump does,

the other side now says you're a piece of shit. You're a bootlicker. Right. Like, we have to fucking remove ourselves from this, this or that mentality to ever make any progress. The American citizen has to become smarter than what they think we are. Okay. And we keep proving them right. We prove them right every single time one of these things happens because undoubtedly it's this or that.

And I've seen it online all weekend. You know, you either support this action or you're a fucking traitor. You either, you either, you know, support this war or you're, you know, you're a fucking Democrat. Like, it's just like, dude, it's just stupid shit. And then you have all of these influencers that are getting paid to push this shit out. If they weren't getting paid, bro, you wouldn't see him saying, America, fuck you. Right. Like, and dude, and then the other thing, people are like, well, there's six casualties so far.

And by the way, those six people that died, that's a problem. big fucking deal to their fucking families. Shouldn't be in one. Okay. It shouldn't be any, especially for a war that legitimately does not benefit the American people outside of the people who care about Israel in the Middle East. Okay?

Which, that's what I want to get to because here's the thing. And by the way, let's be honest about that. This is what I'm trying to get like, dude, it's like, Israel's like, oh, well, they got nukes. Motherfucker, you guys are not in the fucking non-proliferation agreement. You guys don't even show what you got. You know what I'm saying? We're not even supposed to be

giving you fucking money because per our constitution that's not allowed. Yeah. Because you won't disclose your fucking nuclear program. Listen, dude. It's. But sure, let's, let's do this. It's total bullshit. It's complete bullshit. It's total bullshit. And here's the problem. How much more you got on this? Well, I mean, like

I don't want to speak ahead. No, no, I mean, getting into the distinction here, you know, because again, we try to make this point. There's the regime and then you got the people of Iran. People of Iran. Great fucking people. Yeah. Right. And I've been doing some diggible. Iran arguably used to be a very beautiful country. By culture, by fucking standards, you know, but it's like the regime has destroyed that. Remember, the leadership doesn't represent

the people. Correct. Correct. And with that, you know what I'm saying? You know, yes, it's one and four, you know, agree with one or four Americans, but, you know, you go to the Iranian side. They're flooding social media with thanks that this has happened. And they're appreciating the help, I guess. Yeah, yesterday and the day before. Now they're starting to figure out, oh, shit. Well, now what? That's right. Okay.

And when you have Donald Trump on television saying, I mean, listen, dude, Trump fucked up a couple ways here. All right. There's a lot that he fucked up from being honest. A month ago, whenever he said, help is on the way. That got 40,000 fucking people killed. Okay. Because what happened was these people thought that help was imminent. Yeah, like, so they came out tomorrow.

They came out in the streets and the military fucking killed him. Okay? That should have never happened. That should have never happened. Secondly, when he's talking about what they just did, right? We removed the Aitola Khomeini and fucking we killed him and this and that. we encourage the Iranian people to take control. How?

Yeah. How? With what? Where has the United States ever been successful? And maybe I'm wrong. But please tell me if I am. Where have they ever been successful in destabilizing a current regime, replacing it with an effective regime?

It has never fucking happened to my knowledge. Libya. Okay. It didn't happen in Iraq. Yeah. Didn't happen in Afghanistan. It didn't happen in fucking Libya. And this whole idea that, okay, we're doing a regime change.

That's never fucking happened. It's never worked. What they actually do is they remove all the leadership from the government. And then there's chaos because the people don't know how to fucking like take over. They don't know how to govern. And not only that, the people in Iran don't have the weapons or the supplies or any of the shit needed to actually go in and take control. Right. So if we're looking at it.

at what's really happened here. This isn't about replacing the government so that they can be an effective nation and potentially an ally to the rest of the functioning world. This is about destabilizing the country, creating chaos so that Israel could potentially fulfill the greater Israel project and take over that whole entire region. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe there has been a case where we have removed a regime and replaced it with an effective one. But fuck dude, I can't remember one. No. Haiti? Nope.

Nope. Didn't work in Haiti either. No. We got barbecue man down there. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It doesn't work, dude. And this idea that we're supposed to go around and remove regimes, where did that fucking come from? Yeah, right. That's the white glove, dude. Okay. I know it is. Yeah. I know it is. I know it is. We are the

we are the iron fist dressed in a white glove to operate on behalf of another government that has successfully subverted our entire system. That's the truth. So when they have a problem, we have a fucking problem.

But let me ask you this. How many problems would they be starting if they knew that they didn't have the big brother behind them? That's right. I take a guess here. I can tell you this. Yeah, zero.

Zero. That's right. It wouldn't be happening. Dude, this reminds me of a fucking, like, middle school, elementary school, fucking playground, bro. Exactly like that. You know what I'm saying? A little fucker that runs his fucking mouth.

Hey, he's about to hit me. He's about to. He's got the big friend. Yeah. And then the one day, the big friend ain't there and the dude gets fucking pummeled. And that's, that is the, the conundrum that Israel is created for itself. Yeah. Because they're constantly attacking.

They're constantly starting shit. They're constantly drone striking and missile striking and assassinating and doing all this shit. And they've created all these people around. And now they're. They're basically looking at us and they're saying, well, you can't let them do. Well, maybe you shouldn't have poked them all. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like the buddy, you know, you take it out and you know he doesn't do good with alcohol. Yeah. Because he fights at every fucking bar we go to. Yeah. I don't go out with that guy. I'm going to stop going out with you, though. Yeah.

I'm tired of fucking fighting for you. Dude, you know, let's be real. These people in our government, this fundamentally comes down to what we talk about all the time. They do not represent the American citizens. They represent their own interests. They work hard to get in these positions of power. And the only way for us to actually get them to do anything is to make them believe that we're going to cut off their income and power stream. That's what these people care about.

Yeah. Okay. So until the American people get smart and start demanding that representatives that are elected not be affiliated with these PACs that serve other country's interests above our own, this is going to continue to happen. And specific, any pack. I don't give a fuck if there was a Madagascar pack. Okay.

That was paying baggillians and dollars. Like, no. Fuck Madagascar. I don't even know what the fuck's there. But like you sub any country in that. I don't care. I know, dude. I don't care.

It's fucking annoying because here's the real problem, folks. The real problem is that this shit, like we can't, if you think that we can just go over there, blow up all of this shit, fuck up all of these families, these lives, right? With zero consequences? Oh, no, there's going to be consequences. People aren't going to like it.

They're already starting, we've already, I already talked about this three years ago, four years ago, fucking five years ago. I've been saying this over and over and over and over again. There is a reason, a very specific reason, that most of the migrants that came across through the Biden administration are military age males. there's a reason for that and Americans just haven't figured it out yet. Yeah, well, we're about to fucking find out, bro. I'm sure everybody saw the mass shooting that happened down in Austin, Texas, right? First victim has been identified as writer Harrington, 19 years old, dude.

19 year old kid. Yeah. You know, assassinated by a dude. A low-life property of Allah shirt. You know, and underneath that hoodie was a shirt with the Iranian flag on it. You know what I'm saying? And that was just in Austin, right? Now you got the FBI sending out alerts

and putting the entire country on high alert status, right? Warns of lone wolfful attacks amid war with Iran. Is that not exactly what I'm saying? It's exactly. For years? Is that not exactly what I've been saying, literally for years before anybody fucking else said it? They're here.

They're here. Oh, Andy, you're just paranoid. You quit drinking the fucking Kool-Aid. Right winger. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yep, that's what it is.

You know, I mean, you get shit. Just, just before the show, Navy, Navy base is on lockdown. Naval Air Station, Pentecola on lockdown. There's an intruder arise by boat. Okay. You got Germany. They're throwing warning flags up of Iranian sleeper sales. They're starting to get this.

You got our embassies getting an attack in Pakistan. Dude, like, it's happening. And it's going to, it's not stopping. No, it's going to get way worse. And my question is, okay, so we're getting into this bullshit. Okay. And again, like this is nothing against the people of Iran, right? We are getting involved in this bullshit because of Israel.

Now, when Americans on U.S. soil start losing their lives, like they already have started, I wonder, my question is, what is Israel going to do for us? Well, nothing. Here's the point. These people who are celebrating in Iran, I'm not. I totally fucking get it. Yeah. I totally get it.

They will not be celebrating the way that they are once they figure out that there's no plan to actually change the regime into a friendly leader for them. Yeah. And there's a massive vacuum. Listen, bro. This happened in Iraq with Saddam Hussein. Mm-hmm. Okay. It's the same fucking thing.

It's the same thing that happened in Afghanistan. All right. we're going to go in, we're going to kill their fucking leaders, and then we're going to back the fuck out, and it's going to be fucking chaos. And those same people that are celebrating now thinking that they're going to go back

to the pre-1979 Iran, which was a very westernized culture, are going to lose their shit when they realize that they're just going to be hung out to drive. And so it's, you know, it's going to play out that way. Yeah. And those people who are celebrating

are going to end up hating America, just like the people that hated them, that they apparently just killed. And then on top of it, like, I'm hearing all of these things, and I don't know how true this is or not, but I'm hearing all of this, and I've heard it from multiple places, that we actually don't have the amount of weapons systems in the region to equate to the amount of weapons that they have in terms of drones. So we're shooting up these anti-missile systems like Patriotians. systems and shit, right?

$44 million per missile, by the thing. Okay. And they're sending drones that are like a hundred grand apiece. And they have way more of these drones than we have missile defense. Okay. Oh, dude, Israel's being bombarded right now. Hold on. So what happens when we can't shoot their drones out of the sky fast enough? What happens?

Devastation. Okay. Okay. So what does that justify? Oh, well. Well, we got no other option, but a big button. Okay. All right.

Now you're starting to understand what I'm getting at. I personally believe that this has the potential, not saying it will, but then in a very short amount of time, there could be a nuclear weapon involved against Iran. Yeah. Fuck, man. Dude, Israel's getting obliterated and, you know, I've seen this narrative pick up.

Well, I mean, fuck. What happened to the Iron Dound? Are there, is it, so it's intense, like, is it actually being overwhelmed or are they creating the justification exactly for that fucking scenario? I have no idea, but I know this. I know that Qatar just arrested a bunch of Mossad agents because they were plotting to do bombings in Qatar. Yeah. Yeah. Now, that's coming from Qatar who hates Israel.

That's right. Okay. So that should be, I don't know how credible that is, but that is the story that's being told. I saw that same thing. Yeah. Yeah, dude. So I think, you know, I think, like you're asking me. I'd be surprised if there was another USS Liberty incident happening.

You know, I don't know. I think that we're, I think that Trump has made a misjudgment here. And I think it's going to cost a lot. Well, I mean, that's the other narrative, right? Because this is also another thing that's been coming out is that, you know, and Marco Rubio said it. Israel was going to do something first. Yeah. They were going to.

So we decided, hey, we'll just go ahead and handle the retaliation. Well, and he's saying because of the information they have that the retaliation was going to be against America anyway. Right. Right. Right. And then so, but a narrative that I've been seeing from, you know, very credible people was that, I mean, fuck, how many, we just talked about how many times will we be here

in the last just a couple of weeks even? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That he was eight. We'll nuke them. Like that, that will be our first, our first strike as a new. right and so there's conversations there's this counter narrative that's popping up that Trump preemptively did this to avoid that becoming the option you know what I'm saying to avoid it you know

immediately jumping off as a nuclear war um to that okay so they get they fire one then they fire one now what yeah I think we're in a very I think it's a I think it's a bad can of worms that just got open dude and we're going to have to watch how it plays out because to be completely honest there's nothing that we can fucking do about it at this point um you know i i think i think trump you know he's got all these people around him that are all paid by israel that are all every single fucking one of them he's getting paid by israel too uh and yeah man i don't like it at all i know this my fellow americans you guys need to keep your fucking heads on swivel yeah that's 100% for sure like i know and i don't see anybody else saying that no

You know what I'm saying? Like, like, like, real shit. Like, there's not no fucking paradigm. Yeah, man. I think that people need to be smart. People need to understand that there's thousands upon thousands of legitimately affiliated terrorist. Yeah.

Here. Here that I think this shit we saw in Austin is what we're going to see over and over and over again. I think we're going to see a lot of it. And it fucking makes me sick. Yeah. Yeah. Gotta be smart, guys.

Got to be smart. But let's take this time. Let's cruise in. Let's check in with the chat. See what you guys got going. on. See what we got. Daniel in the chat saying my family and many others in Iran have been celebrating and

thanking Trump for this. They have been oppressed for 47 years and if you finally have a precedent that did something about it. Sure. Okay. But now what? That's all my point is. You actually answered it.

Yeah. Look, bro. I get that. Look, two of my best friends are fucking Persians. You know, they're Alex and Honey. And, you know, Alex doesn't remember. really talk too much politics, but honey is, you know, the people of Iran are very happy. I understand that.

But here's what I'm concerned about. Okay, they don't put anybody into to actually function the government or the people aren't able to do it. What happens to Iran? It becomes a third world chaotic fucking bullshit, which it isn't right now, contrary to what people think. People over here think Iran's like some third world piece of shit country. Iran's a beautiful place filled with really good people.

And I feel for those people, dude. I really do. But I think they're going to end up getting the short end of the stick here because I don't think that it's, I don't think it's going to be what they think it's going to be. Yeah. And if history shows us anything, there's nothing different that's happening.

No. So leaving a vacuum of power. Yeah. Like, I mean, I would like, the best thing that could happen would be for the people to rise up and fucking get their shit and organized real quick. Yeah. But like, dude, okay, let's just, let's just play this out.

Let's just say that the role is. reverse. And let's say that someone came here and eliminated all of our government and our operating body. And then they said from over there, you guys take it over. All right. Well, who? You're right. Now you got all these people competing over fucking trying to take it over. And the unity you did have becomes fractured. You see what I'm saying? Because there was no organization to start. Or because, you know, Trump made that statement too fucking quick. You got 40,000. Who knows, one of the leaders might have been in that 40,000. And that's why. That's why it's, you know, know, why do you think that, why do you think that, you know, January 6th happened?

January 6th was a, was a signal to conservatives, middle of the road, far right, all those people that if you organize in one place, we're going to hold you accountable. This is what will happen. Right, exactly. So I also think it's very stupid. Like people are like, well, let's march on Washington. All right, man. You do realize that like those are the most aggressive people.

Those are probably the leaders. Those are probably the people that are most passionate. And let's just say they kill them all. Now what. Yeah, right. Because they're all in the same spot. It's a very nuanced, delicate, dangerous situation. And people have to fucking use their motherfucking brains.

We have a super chat here for you. Yeah. Could this be the last favorite ode to BB? to break influence that Israel has over us. I fuck, I don't know. I don't know, bro. I don't know. I doubt it.

That's what people said in the chat. Yeah, I doubt it. I doubt it. Zach is asking over here, you don't think they had someone in mind to take over Iran? No, they do. They want to send the fucking Shah's son back over there to try and do it. He's in D.C., right?

Yeah. Yeah. But that's still, that's, there's not enough organization on the ground to, to, to, for that to happen. And there's not even enough of those people removed yet. Just because they killed the figurehead doesn't mean that they, they, they, yeah, you still got the government. You still intact.

The government's still intact. It's not like they went in and like cut the head off the snake. That guy's a symbolic leader. The rest of the country is fucking operating like they normally would. Yeah. I mean, it's very obvious. It's to fire fucking missiles. Yeah.

And sending drone a little bit. to Daniel. Scroll up more a little bit. This Daniel, he has family, and he's been commenting back for it. So he's saying, Andy is incorrect. Iranian wants the monarchy back. That's why they keep changing Javid Shah. They're trying to get Prince Reza-Polavi back there.

I don't know what exactly that means, but he is the one who asked a question earlier about. He has family over there and people have been celebrating. What am I incorrect about? Yeah, I'm not sure. I could tell you one thing I'm not incorrect about. I'm not incorrect about this. They don't give a fuck about you like you think they do.

So what you're saying is you think that Donald Trump gives a fuck about the Iranian people. So much so that he's going to put a United States style fucking regime. And that's not happening, bro. Highly unlikely. It's not going to happen. It's never happened before. So. Yeah.

Daniel, if you have a point, please write in. Yeah. We like your explanation. I mean, look, dude, I love to hear the feedback. Yep. But I'm just telling you what, historically, the United States is not going to deliver what the people over on or think that they're going to.

It's not going to happen. Yeah. Guys, if you're watching this post-post-live, let's down in the comments what you guys think, man. It's a developing story. I'm sure there'll be more coming out in the next couple of days. But let us know down to the comments what you guys think. That being said, let's keep the cruise.

Cruising. Headline two. All right. So World War III. Go back to the comment there. There's one. Someone said this. Some said Trump called for a ceasefire and they said, no, that's correct.

Yeah, that's correct. Yeah. They said, fuck you. So. I mean, to your point, again, like, I mean, just because they killed the Alex Holo, it doesn't mean like they're still. It's a lot of people that are willing to keep it moving. Yep. Cool.

It's real, bro. Everybody's got an opinion on it. That's cool. My opinion is my opinion. Your opinion is your opinion. Totally get it. I've got a pretty high average from how I see things. That's right.

We'll see what happens. We shall see. But what else has happened in the world outside of World War III? Yeah. World War IV, six? This happened. I know there's a video, there's a, there was apparently a big blowup between Trump and Gates. Yeah, I couldn't confirm if that was real or not.

I saw the photo getting leaked, but I also feel like I've seen that photo a few months ago. So I don't know about that. that. But here's something that they get leaked. Oversight Committee releases Bill and Hillary Clinton deposition videos. People started breaking this down. Now, I got

two points for each. I got two clips for each. Bill and Clinton and Hillary. Hold on. Okay. Pull the chat back up. All right. Let's ask this question instead. Poll time? No. Let's just ask this question instead.

Think about this. Yes. What would have to happen here for this to be considered a win for Donald Trump? What would have to happen? In this war situation? In this situation, what would have to happen? Listen, it's for you to think about. Just think about that. What would have to happen for this to be a Donald Trump win?

Yes, I think that that answer depends on which Donald Trump are we talking about. We're assuming that he's fucking complicit and fucking bought? Well, no, I'm just saying. Like, I saw a couple comments in there. You know, I trust Trump no matter what. Okay. Well, what would have to happen here for this to be a win? Yeah.

You mean like to get from one and four to fucking four out of four support of this? There is no win. Hmm. The fact that that's a hard question for anybody to answer shows you the complexity of the situation. Yeah. And that he opened up a can of worms that is not going to be good for him or our country or our people or Iran's people. And it's only going to be good potentially for the people who live in Israel. Potentially.

Potentially. That's if Iran doesn't just fucking wipe them the fuck up right now, which could happen. Dude, they've been getting bombarded, bro. I know. So I'm just saying, dude, like, are you trying to say we should not have been involved in the first place? Well, I mean, that's what was promised. that's what was promised that's what we all voted on

I saw a video from 2011 of Trump saying the current president which he said that would get us in a war here's a valid point stop talking about the Epstein is a win for Trump

oh yeah I saw that yeah well that's what I talk about that's the best answer I've seen so far yeah okay yeah a lot of people

we've been calling this a distraction I just think it's I just it's really hard for me to put into my brain how this could be considered a win unless this is fast, quick, minimal casualties, and Iranians regime gets replaced

with an effective government, which has never fucking happened ever. It's never happened, yeah. We said a win for Trump, not a win for the rest of the world. I just think, I just think,

I just think people should think about that. The fact that you cannot give it, answer in a one second. How is that a win for you as an American citizen? How does that help your life? Yeah, nothing. How does that worry about going to a fucking bar or restaurant without getting fucking a lot snack barred? Okay. I don't see a win. I mean, listen, dude, I think we got to be very objective when we say, okay, well, you know, this is blah blah blah, blah, blah. People only say these things because it never comes here that they have to deal with it. Correct. If this, if this turns into a massive, like consistent shooting rampage, where it's,

happening every other day all over the country. How are you going to feel then? Yeah, but good thing we hit them first. Yeah, right. Like, what the fuck? I just think, I just, I just, I just think people should think about it. What's your take on this answer? If Israel's control is exposed and people are prosecuted and aid ceased.

Yeah, you think that's going to happen? Well, Israel's control is already exposed. Yeah, it's already out there. That's not a question. It's exposed to everybody who's not a Sean Hannity watcher. so yeah so we'll see but i think it's just something you guys should think about yeah austin she looks too cleanly apparent also just saying i don't know yeah i don't know man well here's the deal i don't know okay there's things i know there's things i know there's things

i don't know my strategic brain has a very hard time creating a reality where this is beneficial to us. It has a very easy time coming up with who this benefits. It's just not us. And isn't the government's responsibility to do things that protect and benefit us? You would think.

I mean, what do you think? Those founding fathers definitely thought so. What do you think that the six families of these kids that were fucking killed are going to, you think they're going to think, oh man, my son and daughter are really, died for something meaningful. Or the people in Austin.

I'm just saying, dude. Yeah, right, exactly. Earlier somebody said in the chat that whatever government reports the casualties, if we should triple it, just to be safe. Yeah. Six is too many. Fucking zero is the right number. Board of peace and full effect.

Randy is asking, what part do you think China will play in all of this, if any? China's out there. They're out there, bro. They've been out there. I don't know. I don't know. There's a lot of unknowns there, but. Well, we drinking Natty lights in the chat.

I didn't fucking get off of one. Yeah. Hell yeah. All right. North Korea sounds real safe right now. Listen, I'm not going to sit here and pretend like I know everything and everything that's going on. I have a lot of life experience. I'm pretty good at thinking shit through.

I have a hard time understanding how this is going to be leveraged to be a win for us in any way, shape, or form. especially where when oh wait Cincinnati had no that was just black people don't don't love that with it that was just that was just some nuggets nuggering you know what I'm saying that's all that was that wasn't a terrorist attack that's just Cincinnati are you sure

oh yeah okay all right what's worse Iranian sleeper cells or Israel well I mean we're in a fucking And we're in a problem now. We're in a problem now. This is a problem now. Because they have incentive to do these attacks now, for real.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Like, this is a problem. And it's going to be a problem for American citizens. Like, people love to be pro-war when they don't have to fight the war. Yeah. They love to call for war when they know they themselves or their children are not going to

fucking fight in the war. They love it. Americans love seeing shit blowing the fuck up. But then when it's your own fucking grocery store to get your, shot up in your neighborhood by somebody for some reason that happened over on the other side of the world, you're going to feel differently. So, you know, I just think people should think about those things. Not only that, you have said over and over that the leaders who decide to do all these things, their family members should go in. Yeah. And then we'll see how the color changes.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, let's know. System of the Daron fucking sings about this. Why don't presidents fight the wars? Why do they always send the poor? Yeah. Hmm. Mm-mm-mm-mm. Do you think it's the start of what you said a couple weeks ago about China, Russia,

U.S., and trying to wedge the smaller countries out to take control? I don't know yet. Yeah, I haven't seen Russia get involved yet. Yeah. I don't know yet. They both came out and condemned the action. Yeah. But, I mean, they haven't like done anything.

Yeah. It's typical. Yeah, all right. Let's move on to the next thing. All right. We're going to have to see how it plays out. That's the truth. We shall see.

Yeah. We shall see. And I'm all for flexing our military muscle on somebody that fucks with our people. Yeah. I'm all for that. Like, I'm all for it. I fucking love it. But not unagitated.

Not unless we're really going to get something out of it. I'm even for that. Like, I'm even for that. Like, we went to Venezuela. We get their fucking oil. Cool. You know, like, I'm down with that. Like, but this shit of, like, attacking people.

and then getting nothing out of it because it's on the behalf of other people. Yeah. I'm not for that. Yeah. I don't like chicken Briani that much. Yeah. I'm just saying.

You know? I'm just saying. My heart goes out for the people of Iran. I've really fucking, but I hope they do their part. Yeah. Because if they do their part and they take over the government, this could go really quickly.

But like you're going to get a lot of those people killed by not having them equipped and not taking out the problem. Like there's just a lot of shit, dude. There's a lot. And this has been happening for thousands of years. Yeah, bro. It's, look, I am not for, and this goes, this goes for any situation, anytime ever. I am not for wars for the sake of wars.

And I am certainly not for wars fought on the behalf of other people that should be handling their own shit. When Israel knows that we're standing behind them, They have free reign to fuck with whoever they want to. Yeah. And that's been going on for decades in the Middle East. All right. And now it's to a point where everybody hates them so bad. I don't really know if it's protectable at this point, you know, which then brings us to another conversation.

Is that intentional? And what country do, if you trace back their DNA, the leaders of Israel, not the Jews, the leaders of Israel. Where do they come from? Oh, they come from fucking Poland and Ukraine and northern Turkey. And what country just had all of its fucking military age males wipe the fuck out? And what does Zelensky say last week about Ukraine? I hope that Ukraine becomes a big Israel.

So there's that too. That's the backup plan. I don't even know if it's a backup plan. Because it could be more than that. Because we already have Israeli intelligence talking about Turkey. Okay. So now we have Israel rewind the last 30 years. All of the countries between Israel and Iran have been destabilized.

There's no formidable force there to be dealt with. So if you destabilize Iran and then you do something with Turkey, which was they're already talking about. Now you create a triangle between Ukraine, Israel, and Iran that could be potentially part of what, you know, they call the Greater Israel Project. That's hypothetical. But I mean, it sure does look like it's playing out that way. So I don't know.

There's a lot here, man. And like, dude, I can't do anything about it. You can't do anything about it. We elected a man that said he wasn't going to do this shit and he's doing it. So, yeah, you know, we're going to have to fucking see how it plays out. I think it's going to be a, I think it's a very, I think to your point, I think the ultimate thing that we can, that we should say here, have responsibility to say is that all Americans should be paying attention right now.

Yeah. If you see some shit that's weird, fucking stay away from it or do something. But like, it's dangerous right now. And people need to know that. And it shouldn't be dangerous. This is not one of these situations where there will probably be no repercussions on our own soil. No, we're going to happen. And I think it's important for people to be aware of that.

100%, dude. 100%. But yeah, man, let's keep cruising. Got to keep cruising here. Headline two. Yeah, the Bill and Hillary Clinton deposition videos got leaked. So I got two for each. I got two clips.

You know, two for Hillary, two for Bill. And these were very interesting. very very interesting clips you know there was there was some contention and remember the photos that got leaked right and Hillary apparently she's

tried to storm out of the fucking meeting oh really? Yeah that clip's been circulating but I wanted to get to the meat and potatoes right like what was the I like meat and potatoes dude I like meat and potatoes yeah I'm a meat potatoes kind of guy

yeah same yeah same never been about those sweets why'd you look like that because you like the sweets too what do you mean by this is the fat people's rule. You can like meat and potatoes or you can like sweets.

If you like both, so what does that mean? You're going to be fat. It's an ore, not an ant. Yeah. You can like both. You like both, you're going to have problems. Oh, okay.

All right. Mm-hmm. Just the observation I've made. Okay. All right, that's fine. That's fine. All right. Hey, it's easier to control half the battlefield

than it is the whole battlefield. I mean, that's a hell of a quote. I'm using my strategic brain here. It's a hell of course. If you automatically eliminate half of the enemy, You only got to fight this battle over here. All right. So no beating potatoes.

All right, dude, let's dive into these. I got these clips. I think this first one here, Hillary gets a little frazzled. Should we say? Let's check this first look. Are you aware of any files that were on Anthony Wiener's laptop in a... Real quick.

Can we just take two seconds? I know you don't like her. All right, two seconds. Amire this. The first. The first impression that I'm getting in those horror movies, you have that creepy doll and sitting somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's about planning and plotting for you to kill your whole family. You mean like all the dolls? Yeah, yeah, pretty much. That's why we don't have fucking dolls in our house. Yeah, we don't play that shit. Yeah. Fuck dolls, bro. It's like, if I'm gonna make a movie, I'm gonna take that and model my character.

She looks like that fucking dude off of the movie, what's that movie? Where the dude rides a tricycle. Oh, Saw. Saw. Yeah. She looks like Saw. Dude, look how low they're sitting. The puppet mouth.

Yeah. Can we like that they're sitting pretty low. But let's be real. Okay. Don't even play a sound. Okay. All right. And look at, hold on and look at her.

Okay, mute it. Don't play. Okay. Mute it. What's she saying right there? What does that look saying? These fucking cockroaches. That's right.

They can question me. That's right. Look at how she smiled. That is exactly what she's thinking. She is thinking, listen to this little fucking pipsweet. questioning me who who how dare she question me she's sitting in the presence of a goddess yes and then you play the sound but she backs it up with the way she talks oh fuck yes she does yeah let's let's check this clip out so so they add they start asking her about uh john pedesta right you

you know yeah and weiner and fucking and she's laughing frazzled drip yeah bro i remember i remember watching this clip with you yeah fucking five six years yeah dude people think it's not even real it's on the fucking dark web, dude. They ask her about it. Yeah. Look at her fucking face when she responds to this. Are you aware of any files that were on Anthony Wiener's laptop in a folder that was titled Life Insurance with a zip file titled Fravel?

This is way exciting. This is way up. Look how quick her lawyers hopping. The chairman rules that it's not when the scope. I have other. Based on what. Okay. If there was nothing there, if this was total bullshit,

why would her attorneys react that way? Why? Why? Because if this was total bullshit and you're interviewing me and like it's completely total bullshit, like it should be obvious that it's bullshit. Right? I don't need no fucking attorney to protect me. What did you ask?

Oh, it's because they have to because they know your shit. That's right. Yes. Got it. they're they are obligated. Yes. Yes. Anyway, keep going.

If they don't do that, just so we understand, for those of you who have never been involved in a lawsuit, if they don't do that, that's considered negligence. So they have to do it. Bro, they moved in quick, bro. Because they have to. They moved in quick. If she gets convicted of that later and they didn't do that, then their ass is on the line for it. So I think it's a very, I think it's a very,

telling response. Yeah, I see it. Public hearing is this within the scope? We can go off the record for a moment. Mr. Chairman, is this within the scope?

They go off the record. Why? Because there's nothing to see here. Isn't that fucking weird? Yeah. So, so paint the pin, weiner,

okay, had his wiener with some things. He had a file that was called life insurance. And inside of this file was a few documents, some videos called Frazzle Drip. I don't even know if we could still say allegedly at this point. Okay, I've seen the shit with my own eyes.

This is also important. This was before AI was publicly available. Well before. Well before. But allegedly showing Ms. Hillary here doing some really fucking sick, fucked up shit. Yeah.

Like really, like the sick. his shit. Yeah, like cutting the face off of a young girl and then putting the face on her face. Like some fucked up shit, dude. Yeah, and Huba Aberdeen was allegedly the other woman. Do you know who she's married to now, right? Do you know? No. Oh, you don't know. No. George Soros son. Oh, Alex. Yeah. No shit. Yeah. But you, but what? It'll be this. Why would I name a file life insurance and put that shit in there? Oh, is it because if like I got, you know, fucked with, that's my life insurance?

Yes. I mean, that makes sense to me. But this shit's like, so you go off the record when she starts getting printed and pressed on this? Allegedly. That's weird. What's the next clip? Let's check it out. That's the question.

I'm going to answer your question. This was what I spent my time doing. I'm a survivor trying to look out for others. Well, and I was taking care of the people who lost. three thousand lives at World Trade Center. You asked me about Howard Lutnik. I have met with Epstein survivors. I'm a survivor myself.

You have emails. You've denied that Jeffrey Epstein, that you tried to get Jeffrey Epstein to give money to you. I did not. If you have an email with me asking Jeffrey Eftsian for money. I have an email from Howard Lutnik sending it to Jeffrey Epstein and his people to raise money for you. An event, an intimate event for you at his office is at Canter Fitzjohner. You just sit here today.

If you would let me finish. obfuscate and say to this committee, you didn't try to get money from Jeffrey Epstein when there was an intimate event in an email that Howard Lutton emailed to Epstein's people and Epstein to get him to come to your intimate event at Canter Fitzgerald, a very small event. And so I'm not going to probably, you want to yell at me, that's fine, but I'll yell right back. Well, I am looking out for. Completely lying. Which is the second point that I would like to address for the people here, okay?

These people all, we all get told the same thing. They're all under oath. Oh, we're going to go there. Yeah, let's go there. Okay. Let's fucking go there. All right. So I will propose all of you to consider this.

What is our entire legal system based upon? Taking the oath on a what? On a Bible? Under who? God. Okay. Now, if our entire legal system is based upon taking the oath of a Bible, what about people who don't believe in God?

What about people who have a different God? So let's say that you didn't believe that Jesus Christ was Lord and Savior and you didn't believe in Christian. Which he is. Which, yeah, he is. Which you didn't believe in those things. How could you expect someone, whether they be a Satanist or whether they be atheist?

Muslim. or whether they be Jewish. Come on now, Andy. Or whether they be anything other that believes something else, wouldn't that mean that they didn't really have to tell the truth in court? Come on now, brother.

Has anybody ever fucking thought about that? Come on, dog. Have we ever talked about that? I don't think so. I mean, that's an interesting point. Yeah, I think it is. I think it's relevant too. I think it's very relevant.

And so here's the setup, right? So you have your attorneys. Because people always believe that everybody that's being deposed or in court or at a hearing is telling the truth. That's predicated on the belief that they believe in the Bible. That's right.

And that there's something. They're beholden to those consequences. Correct. It's a flawed... I can't be beholden the consequences I don't believe exist. Well, how do we solve this? So should we make people testify

on an oath to Muhammad? Yeah. Or, you know, Satan? Yeah, right. Or like, you see what I'm saying? Right. I just, I don't know. I think it's interesting.

And we put our entire fucking trust into this system. And like, dude, this lady, bro, she lied about fucking Benghazi. You think she gives a fuck? Listen, there's plenty of- There's plenty of Christians that lie under oath. On a daily basis. It happens every day in fucking court. That's right.

Okay. So I think people should fucking think about that. Yeah, bro. We see these Senate committee hearings and shit like that. Bro, these people are lying. They have no problem lying. especially if they have no belief in Christianity. And the repercussions of it, bro.

Okay. You know, and so, like, you know, the setup is this, ladies and gentlemen, you have your attorneys, because here's the thing. She's an attorney, too. She has a law degree. They all have the law degree, right? And so they're going to use wordplay. Yeah.

And, you know, war of the words. Correct. And if that doesn't work, I'll just fucking lie because guess what I don't believe in the consequences anyway. That's right. And then it's taken as truth because they're under oath. She's under oath. It's Hillary Clef.

Let me come on now. She couldn't even be honest about why. Never mind. Hey, go go there. Listen, dude. Listen, bro. The, the system is based upon the idea that the people that are participating in the system are Christian.

If they are not Christian, they have no moral obligation to tell the truth by holding their hand on a Bible. Yeah. Do we understand that? Have we ever thought about that? Has anybody talked about that? because I think it's relevant. I think it's extremely relevant, dude.

Extremely relevant. Anyway. I mean, I think even to take it a step further, dude, again, let's say she is this whole holy Christian person, sure. Okay. Okay. Play along with me. All right.

All right. Saggy tities and all. Okay. Fuck, they're low. I can't stop. Look, but it's, look, it got to be cold in there. She got some nipple piercings or something there. You don't see that a little, fuck.

Let's just keep moving. bro. You're digging a hole you can't get out of, bro. Cross-sighted, dude. Yeah. There's no coming back from that. But let's just, I mean, dude.

Stop looking at the devil. Look at that pantsuit. I mean, hey, yeah, they're going to disguise themselves. Be careful now, boys. All right. All right. Well, you're the weird motherfucker. That's a weird thing to say, isn't it?

Dude, I mean, look. They're looking at you, bro. No, they're not. I'm looking the other way now. Okay, hold on. I'll fix this. Okay. Okay, so nothing, so nothing.

Man, you wouldn't even know that's Hillary. All right? I ain't looking. I got to get a water. Okay, okay, all right. Real shit, though. So let's assume, all right? For conversation's sakes.

All right. This lady's legit. Now, yes, she probably did some fucked up shit. At the end of the day, her life's on the line. Her life's on the fucking line. You lie. She'd have no problem. her life's on the line.

So it don't even matter. Nope. It does not matter. Now here's another interesting take is because they did Bill the next day. Bill Clinton got there. And his was just as easily very off. Let's check a little bit of this first one. Witnesses who testified in the Epstein cases that Epstein said,

you quote, like them young. Why would Epstein say that about you? Are you asking his opinion? you're asking him to think about why Mr. Epstein would say something about him? Why would Epstein say that about the president? So she's asking you to try to be in Mr. Epstein's mind and guess at what Mr. Epstein would have thought about. Clinton likes them young referring to girls. You know what he wants to say?

You know what he wants to say? He wants to say, have you looked at the young girls? He actually kind of says that too. I promise you that's what he wants to say. Have you looked at the young women versus you old bags? Yeah, that's right. Have you seen my wife? He wants to, dude,

look at his face. He wants to fucking say itch. He's so old, he doesn't give a fuck. Oh, he's itching. Yeah. How old is he now? Fucking 80s?

A thousand? He's almost laughing. He's 79. Yeah. Bro, he's 79. He looks like shit. He's younger than Trump? Trump's 80 or something, isn't he?

Trump's 79. 79. Oh, about 79. All right. That's crazy. My dad's 81 today. And he's smarter than fucking both the motherfuckers. Run circles around this fucking dude.

Yeah. All right. But yeah, okay, so yeah, he's getting questioned, right? Because Epstein in an email said that Bill Clinton, liked them young. Yeah. So he's being quite pressed on this. That's not true.

What's not true? That I have any interest in underage. I didn't say underage. I said young. But it's still not true. Is an intern young? Yes. At my age, anybody younger than I was young?

Did you know Jeffrey Epstein instructed a witness to deny you were ever on his island? He didn't have to since I was never there. Did you ever travel to Zoro Ranch? Is that the one in New Mexico? Yes. No. Okay. Have you ever flown on anyone else's private jet 26 times or more for overseas trips? I have flown as many miles.

flown as many miles on other jets, but never with as many stops. How many other people's planes have you used, like Epstein 26 times or miles, etc.? I don't know. I did with Steve Bing is now deceased and probably with four or five others. Okay. Now, that's not uncommon. Yeah. It's not. People that are of that political class and wealth class use each other's planes.

on a regular basis. Yeah. No, it's not normal, though. It's having fucking crazy parties on them like that with fucking potentially underage people. I love your question. Is it intern young? Yes, that's right.

Gotcha, bitch. Well, yes. Yeah, well, then it takes a little turn here, okay? Because then they, you know, they're pressing these people. I give them credit. Like, I mean, they were pressing. Now, a couple of times, they had to go off the record, you know, people get stormed out, right?

They started pressing Bill Clinton on his thoughts on how exactly Jeffrey Epstein died. Let's check this clip out. I'd like to ask you personally and directly, do you believe that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself? Are you asking him to speculate on how Mr. Epstein died? I'm asking what the president thinks of... So you're asking his opinion? Mr. President, was your friend Jeffrey Epstein suicidal? Are you classifying him as a friend who he has testified?

He has called of a friend in a letter. He said he was friendly, but you've asked for his testimony here. Mr. President, do you believe that Jeffrey Epstein was suicidal? Do you know. Was he ever suicidal? She's asking the last of your understanding. I don't know. I only know what the medical finding was.

I think maybe he finally got caught. I don't know. I've accepted it in my own mind. I don't know what happened. Mr. President, what did you accept, that he killed himself or that he did not? But he did, but I don't know. Yes, sir. Thank you, Mr. President.

We don't, none of us know. Hmm. That's a fair answer. Yeah. There's something to this. Well, no shit. Well, no shit. But I mean, like, I'm just saying, I'm not,

look, bro, my mind doesn't work like everybody else's. Okay. I'm evaluating every statement. Yeah. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. Of course he's fucking guilty.

that's my opinion yeah all right those fucking shirts are guilty I stop there well look man I don't know somebody commented

looks like Billy has been cut off his adenochrome yeah he does look like that yeah bro shaking I don't think he I don't know if it looks like he's been cut off

of his adrenochrome or if he's just had to spend like a lifetime with Hillary both have devastating effects yes yeah yeah dude I don't know me Yeah, well.

Do you think this is the whole, you know, headline one shit is just a distraction from the continuation of the Epstein stuff? If it is. Related, not related. You know, it does seem like every time something comes to the public eye that there's another thing right after. Okay. When COVID was exposed for not being, you know,

like if you guys remember, that mask mandate got struck down and like two days later, COVID was over. And then like a net, like literally like right away, Ukraine started. Yep. Okay. Profile pictures start to change an instant.

Yeah. You know, every time something ends, something else starts, and that's the pattern that we've observed. And it would fit into that pattern. Yeah. Do I think it's a distraction from that? If I was putting a percentage on it,

I would say it's convenient, but I don't think it's the whole reason. So I think there's like, you're mixing things together. Sure. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. I'm sure it plays a percentage in that decision.

Yeah, 100% dude. Guys, jumping on this convo, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, we got our third and final headline, bro. Let's get conspiratorial. Okay. Like we have it already? Yeah, yeah, it's right.

Well, this one's interesting, bro. This actually was like, I would like to say he's like a top five favorite actors. But he's making some noise right now. Or is it him making the noise at all? Jim Carrey is in the news. Jim Carrey interview at French Film Awards shocks fans. In person they tour. See, and it's not him.

We all know Jim Carrey, right? Jim Carrey is like a goat, in my opinion. He's a goat. Like he's done a lot of really, really, like some of my favorite movies. Yeah. Right. Me, myself and Irene, classic. Fuck.

Yeah, that's good. Dude, it's great movie. Yeah. Right. The mask was a little weird, but, you know. Them kids' dicks are bigger than them sausages. Come on, Charlie. What are you trying to say?

Dude, I never laughed so hard at Jim Carrey scene. The funniest scene that I've ever seen Jim Carrey is when he crawled out the asshole of that fucking ran out of this. Dude, I fucking was in the theater watching that And I fucking almost had to leave Because I'm laughing so hard Yeah, when nature calls So funny, dude

Dude, he's great actor You know, I've always thought he was pretty funny Okay, all right, well Let's tee this up He's also been very open about some of the shit That's been going on Hollywood Well, that's funny really well That's funny you say that Andy

That's funny you say that Okay, I would like to show a clip to everybody This is from November of 2014. Okay, November 2014. Okay. There's a clip that has been making its rounds now because of all of this, uh, what happened yesterday or this past weekend. Let's check this clip up. This is. Right. Yeah. What is it? Come on, Jimmy. Seriously. The time is up. People are hip to this kind of stuff. I'm here tonight to blow the lid off it, to be the whistleblower. I'm sick and tired of the secrets and the lies. It is the secret.

symbol of the Luminati and you're a part of it and it is the all mocking tongue. It's the symbol of the all mocking tongue and I'm sick of it. I want everybody to be in on the joke, man. You know what I mean? For years now, talk show hosts, people on television, people in sitcoms have been hired by the government to throw you off the track, to distract you, to make you laugh and stuff like that, make you happy and docile so you don't know what's really going on. You know, they get out there in the woods in a circle, naked, and they decide these things. And, you know, and look at them.

Look at them. It's hilarious. hilarious. Okay. Yeah. Now, it's funny, too, because, like, kind of explains all the shit. and like, you know, says all the shit that. Jimmy Kimmel seemed definitely uncomfortable.

Very uncomfortable, right? Very uncomfortable. Okay. He's like, what the fuck are you doing? Bro, stop. Yeah. And that's, dude, that's happened a few times with a few other fucking celebrities, though. Okay, a few other ones.

Kevin Hart, I think, and Kelly Clarkson, like, that was a fucking slip up on that one. Mel Gibson. No, Gibson, right? We'd like to paint a little picture here. Okay. Call me Picasso. So that was November 14th of 2014. Okay.

Not even a year later. Because do you guys remember when Jim Carrey kind of just disappeared, right? What happened? Well, not even a year after this interview, okay? Less than a year after this interview happened, his girlfriend at the time, Cathariona White, she was found dead by an apparent suicide, an apparent overdose. Okay. And then for the next three years, three years, Jim Carrey's drug in court, both criminally,

he was civilly sued right and it took three years before he was ever cleared okay ever cleared three years later okay so then he shows up in paris today i mean this this this time right a couple days ago right in paris france or somebody shows up in paris check this clip this is him being allegedly him being interviewed Hello. How's a wonderful feeling. I really took on a pretty big challenge trying to do my speech in French. So, you know, I wrote it and I researched it and I practiced it like crazy. But, you know, it's a... then I watched everybody like talking a thousand miles an hour up there receiving their awards. And I was like, I'm dead. but and I made mistakes and I was like a novice but I felt a lot of love and I felt a lot of appreciation

that I tried and and what I said was true and and I really wanted to recognize my family I wanted to recognize my dad I mean my dad was the type of person that if you met him for five minutes you felt like he knew him for 50 years You know? I can't talk about him without getting emotional. Oh, I loved it. Loved it. It's so beautiful.

And having Michelle, you know, Camilla Coton, that was also amazing. And it was just a brilliant evening, you know? Really brilliant evening. Oh, my gosh. Mange Malavelle was off the hook. I mean, I can't believe he committed to doing all that. I was really, is it about someone else? My favorite funny face is the one I'm wearing right now.

She asked him, what's your favorite funny face? She said the one I'm wearing right now. Yeah. Now, a lot of people are saying, old Jimmy's been cloned. All right. Old Jimmy's been cloned. And all I'm saying is,

I don't recognize this dude. Now, we know cloning's a real thing. They've been trying it, right? They've been doing it. What do you mean? They've been trying it. Like, you can fucking clone your dog now, dude. That's what I'm saying.

Like, the ethical, like, publicly acceptable. But you can do it for like 30 grand. Yeah. Okay? So if it's only 30 grand to clone your fucking dog, that means they probably have a lot of access to be able to do these things. Hmm. Hmm.

Is that gym, dude? I don't know. I think, is it, can we do a poll? Is it poll time? I mean, dude, look. Look. I saw that narrative, too. like Jim sent his double because he still didn't want to go out to the public.

I don't know. I know this. Is this Jimmy? It sure didn't feel like him. Dude. The way he was speaking, the way that he like, it just didn't seem like him at all. And it certainly doesn't. It looks like it could be him, but it looks like he's had like a lot of surgery or whatever.

Yeah, yeah. I don't know, dude. In the end of 2024, he was at a movie release. I think it was Sonic 2 or 3. And this kid was asking him, when will we see you as a Grinch next? And he dropped for a moment and he did the Grinch face. And people are saying we should ask this guy to do the face

because nobody else can do it like him. Yeah, but that'd be hard if you got all that Botoxy shit. Yeah, I don't know, dude. It certainly didn't. When I first saw the clip, I was like, God dang, man. Like he had some really bad surgery or that ain't him. Yeah. And then when you watched it,

talk and how he interacted, it didn't feel like him either. So I don't know, man. To add fuel to the fire, there's an impersonator slash makeup artist called Alexis Stone. He has posted on his Instagram with a Jim Carrey mask on his table. And he's supposedly trying to say that he was the one person impersonating as him. Oh, really? Yeah, he posted on his Instagram, Alex, whatever his name, as Jim Carrey. But then...

But then he made a comment. comment or a spokesman person made a comment on behalf of Jim Carrey saying that it was Jim Carrey that went. Dude, people are making videos about his different eye color, his demeanor, and also how he was so proud of his facial muscles expression. He used to impress all different kinds of actors. So it's very unlikely of him doing that, but who knows the truth? Yeah, dude.

there were like six things in there that seemed like it wasn't him yeah the dude got the Mickey work face yeah dude I mean Mickey work is another one of those guys yeah I mean Mickey work does not look like Mickey work anymore but it is Mickey work no so like dude I saw this AI clip of like it was like showing all the people like what they look like and then like when they're like fucking you know much older and they get all the fucking shit and like it morphs from when they're younger to like dude it's fucked up yeah I'm not sure but there was a clip of him or a photo of him on some sort of show, like just a few

days ago. I saw that too, where his hair was short. The hair was short. Yeah, nine days earlier. Correct. I didn't know if that was true or not. I don't know that either, but it adds to the speculation. Yeah. Fuck. I don't know. I think

all the other shit was fucking weird. I mean, like I said, you come out with the statement, something trips. Obviously, you fucking puts it all out there, stuff that most people actually believe, and then you have to go through all that bullshit for years. To me, that was like, hey, motherfucker, don't ever do that again.

Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? And now we don't know who we got. I don't know, ma'am. I don't know. Yeah. We saw your Freemason hand signal. Which is your aluminum.

Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Got to believe your eyes more. I mean, look, dude. I mean, yeah, it doesn't look like him. I'm not saying it fucking looks like him.

I'm saying there could be a lot of fucking other things in play. Sure. It could be a body double. It could be a fucking a clone. It could be, I don't fucking know. It certainly doesn't look like him. I agree with you, but like when you're saying, oh, fucking, come on. Well, what the fuck do you want me to say?

That's right. That's right. People just want you to assure what they think. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I don't know, man. Like, I don't have fucking, I've never been around these motherfuckers, bro. I don't know them.

I don't know their secret handshakes or their fucking things. I don't know the shit. I'm sitting here with you guys trying to figure it out. The dude does not look like him. No. Didn't act like him either. No. Not to me that's the bigger.

But like these zoomed in pictures of eye color and these videos of him writing with the wrong hand and shit, you do realize that you could fucking flip a video, right? That's right. You do realize that you can make someone who appears to be right-handed, appear to be left-handed. You got it on your fucking phone. AI. Okay, there's all kinds of AI.

People can fuck with people's pigment colors. Like, dude, they can do it in video. Like, I know all of this shit. So it's very hard for me to sit here and say, oh, yeah, well, the eye color's different and this is different. And that's different. They can do that on computer. If you can sell dickpicks, dick pills, anything can be happening.

That's right. Yeah, that's right, dude. Or dickpicks. So at these point. Or dick picks. Yeah. I'm sorry. I couldn't leave that on a table.

I'm just saying, dude. Like, you guys act like I fucking know that. He's for sure a clone. It's the fucking revenge of the clones. That's what they want, Andy. Give it to him. Yeah, that's right. Fucking, you know, like, fuck, dude.

What do you want me to say? It don't look like him. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Fuck, man. Shit, dude. Hmm. Mm-mm.

It did not look like him to me. It did not act like him to me. His voice did not sound the same. To me, the voice was the thing. Yeah. All right. More than anything else. Yes.

Because you can't replicate someone's fucking voice. Correct. All right. The voice did not sound the same to me. It's like a fingerprint. If I was going to say, out of all the shit, what makes me think it's not him, the voice was the most thing above his appearance. Okay? Because we have all seen what these people do in Hollywood with their plastic surgery.

Yeah. They end up looking like fucking aliens. Okay. They do. You got all these bitches out there putting all this shit in their fucking face by people that don't know what the fuck they're doing. They end up looking like total shit. You got dudes doing it now too. They think they look younger.

They don't look younger. I don't know, man. Like you never know. You never know what someone's willing to do to stay relevant. All right. And if you got people telling you, hey, man, we're going to fuck, cut your face up,

make you look 20 years younger. I only know. Really? I only know one motherfucker that could actually do that. And he's here in St. Louis. His name is Mike Nyack. That's right.

All right. And if you don't follow him on Instagram, go look at his shit because he will straight up make, he makes these 60-year-old women look like they're 30. Yeah. And it's amazing.

Outside of him, I think the rest of them are terrible. Yeah. They end up looking like this shit. Yeah, that's right. So if you're in Hollywood and you care about your fucking face, Come to St. Louis.

Go see Mike Pay me. That's right. That's right. That's a fucking ass. I'm just saying. You know, like, and dude, yes, there's, there's respectable injectors and cosmetic injectors. My brother's wife is one of them. Okay.

So it does really well. They do a great job. But like this overdoing of it, it has been going on for a long time. It's hard to tell what is or what isn't. Mm-hmm. So I don't know, bro. His neck looks, Sean. I don't know, dude.

I got anything more to say about it. It is what the fuck it is. His voice was the biggest tell to me. The voice did not sound the same. It's very, like, imagine if they made a clone of me how hard it, how hard it would be to replicate my voice. Am I, in the way I move and shit? You can't do it.

Yeah. I was like, let me see. Inflictions. Yes, you can't do it. Very different. Pull the pants down. That'd be my tell, too. Yeah.

You're weird. Yeah. Bro. Kelly Osborne, everybody's dogging on her. She had lap band surgery seven, eight years ago and lost 200 pounds. That's what the fuck it looks like when you lose that kind of weight.

I feel bad for her because they're under mass. Unless you've ever been in the public eye, you don't understand how fucking mean people are. Okay. And if you're a woman, and you're sensitive about your appearance. For example, she's always been a little fucking chunky, all right? And people calling her fat and all this shit for 20 fucking years or 30 years or whole life.

This is what happens. Yeah. You know, and nobody can really take that. I feel bad for her. Like when I saw her at the, dude, it made me sad. Everybody else making fun of her. It made me sad. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You're right. AI can do my voice, but AI can't do the inflections in the way that I speak and the way that I move the right way. You know how I fucking know? Because we can't even do it. Does CJ get paid overtime?

Who the fuck is CJ? I don't know. That's right. Can't replicate Andy's cuteness. That's a fucking for sure fact. People are asking what's the drink over there. Oh yeah. That's our new form protein RTV

that launches literally tomorrow. Yeah. Soft launches tomorrow. uh here locally in wallies and deerbergs exclusively and uh and then to uh i think we do it direct and then in a month it'll start hitting stores so yeah it's fucking really good a lot of people ask that so yeah it's interesting it's really good uh what flavor you got that's vanilla yeah yeah what you got you got chocolate yeah got to keep that skin pigment looking right.

DJ, stop putting the chocolate milk on yourself. All right, man. Yeah. Bro. Why is the chocolate so small? Bullshit. Yeah, the chocolate's half the size

of the vanilla. Bullshit. Yeah. The truth's finally out. 24 ounces right here, baby. This one's 48. Twice as big. That's right.

Okay. Oh, yeah, man. All right, man. Well, guys, you guys think down in the comments we got one final segment we got to get through as always we have thumbs up we're dumb as fuck we bring a headline in to talk about it we vote on it give it one of those two options now Andy you are a um a businessman I depends on who you ask yeah depends New York Times depends on who you ask that's right that's right and I would like

I mean this this this this takes some of your business expertise okay your expert opinion okay yeah sure on a business and their CEO Mickey Dees Who's the last time you had McDonald's It's been at least 10 years Really? Fuck I had to cut it out

Yeah I had to cut out Taco Bell Straight up cold turkey I had to cut McDonald's the same way Because I was fucking literally addicted to it Bro. There is a I am To fast food

What an alcoholic is to alcohol. What Israel is to our lobby, to our fucking politicians? Yes. I am to fast food what Bill Clinton is to younger. That's right. That's right.

I just can't fucking help it. So I had to quit. That's right. I had to quit. It's cold turkey, dog. Okay. Now I will say I've had McDonald's French fries a few times. But that's it.

You got a good french fries. Okay. But as far as like going there, I literally have not had Taco Bell, not a single fucking thing. Yeah. Because the minute that it hits my fucking lips. It's over. It's fucking over for me.

It's a lupus. 75 hard. Gone. Let's do it. What's that? Being in shape. Over. It's over for good.

Viva la Taco Bell, my fucks. I'm, I'm moving to Mexico. That's right. I just can't do it, bro. Like, that's one of them things. You got it. Like we talked about on the Q&A today, you got to cut the things that don't serve you.

That was one of the cuts. Taco Bill. McDonald's fries, though, what is it about them? I don't know. They're fucking good. I've had McDonald's fries in about seven or eight countries. They taste exactly the same. That's the whole premise of their operation.

Have you ever watched that movie on Ray Crock? Yeah. Where his whole thing was it's got to taste the same everywhere you go. That is wild. First guy ever did figure that out. You know, I actually think that the, I actually think that there would be a play for the, the exact opposite but that's another

discussion. What if you could go to a restaurant that you kind of knew what you were going to get but the burger was made in like the in the style of the area. Yeah, that's right. Interesting. Well they do that. They do that don't they? Where? Like if you go to like the like the Chinese

McDonald's it's like fucking sushi they have different offerings compared depending on the location. But the fries. What I'm saying is is like forget it. Yeah. The The point is I had to cut the shit out because I was addicted to it. I'm proud of you.

I love fucking Mexican pizzas. I fucking love them. Mexican pizza, you know what my order was? Two double-decker tacos, two chili cheese burritos and Mexican pizza. Damn. That was my go-to stat. Fire sauce. Two packs of fire on everything.

Soda? Diet, you know, I canceled it out with Diet soda. soda. Like I do. Like every other obese motherfucker. All of this shit and a Diet Coke, please. That's right.

Gotta watch my finger. You know what? It's science. Empty calories. That science is accepted everywhere. I know. That is fat man science, bro. When you understand that most people think that,

you can understand why they fell for COVID. That's right. You know, because it's science. It's science. It's science. All right. Yeah, I was one of those. Yeah.

All right. You know, I had to stop. I feel you. Yeah. Well, the McDonald's CEO, Chris Kempzzynski, he's going vower right now after he's taste testing, you know, you know, you do this, right? Like, you get to taste tests and products and stuff before official launch, right? You give your feedback on it.

I guess this is like a media play they've been running with the McDonald's. So he's doing a little trial taste test of a new product launching for McDonald's. Let's check this out. Let's get your thoughts on it. S. K here with, you've heard about it, here it is, the Big Arch. This is something that we have tested already. It's in Portugal, Germany, Canada. I love this product.

It is so good. I'm going to do a tasting right now, but I'm going to eat this for my lunch, just so you know. So here we go first. Holy cow, God, that is a big burger. We've got a very unique kind of sesame poppy sort of bun on it. We've got two quarter pound patties, a delicious big arch sauce, and of course some lettuce. So, oh, there's so much going on with this. First of all, let's try to get this thing. I don't even know how to attack it. Got so much to it. Oh, there's also some crispy onions on here as well.

I see those kind of coming out. All right, the moment of truth. Big bite. Doesn't bite it. Doesn't bite it. That is so good. And then cuts it. And then cuts it. Big bite for a big art. That's not the bite he took. Distinctively McDonald's. Only McDonald's could do this type of burger, but it also was unlike anything else on our menu. It's a delicious product.

You know, you've got sort of the cheeses and the gooiness, but those crispy onions as well gives a nice texture. And of course, we've got the pickles. Who's fucking idea was this? So terrible.

Fire them. Whoever came up with this idea deserves to be fired. This is asking for trouble. Yeah. Let's put our total nerd CEO. Okay. And Mr.

Rogers. People are calling him that. Mr. Rogers does a mug bang. Come on, man. What the fuck this is? This is terrible idea.

Yeah. Whoever, probably his own idea. You know what I'm saying? Hey, I got this idea. We're going to put me. Yeah.

We're going to put me. We're going to make me the star. Mm-hmm. All right. So you want my business expertise? Yeah. Don't do that. They've been clipping this meme right here.

I love this product. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, listen, it's, listen, man. First of all, if you were going to do it right, go to a fucking store, go in the store. Because what he's trying to do is be relatable. Yeah. All right. You got to take the car again off.

Okay. Take all your fucking Tweedledee outfit. Okay. And your pocket protector. Mm-hmm. And put on a fucking t-shirt and some fucking first form sweats. That's right. All right.

Be cool like everybody else. Yeah. Have some swag. See, that's how you mark this shit right. That's right. All right. Go in, be a regular human being. Breathe.

Yeah, like, yes. Try not to look like a fucking robot. Order the motherfucker sandwich. Yeah. Sit down with someone else who's eating in the restaurant. Hey, can I join you? You know what? I also got you a burger.

Why don't you let me know what you think? Yeah. Do something real. Yeah. Like be real. Do it real. This fake shit doesn't work with people anymore. And I don't give a fuck how much you're getting paid by McDonald's.

You don't know what the fuck you're doing. What's his salary? I guarantee you it's crazy. Dude, and the funniest piece of this video, though, is that he's like, I'm not going to eat the rest of this on camera. I'm saving this for lunch.

Yeah. He didn't bite that shit. He didn't even try it. Approximately 18 to 19 million. Okay, for $20 million, bro, you can fucking think this through a little bit better. Okay, I'm sorry. Dude, this is corporate CEO.

Oh man Don't even get me fucking started They went to fucking Yale And they got their little fucking degree And they think they can go out And do this shit Motherfucker, you're not a founder You're not Ray Kroc

Don't make yourself to be the Ray Kroc Push the fucking buttons behind the scenes And let fucking somebody else do this shit You're you This is terrible Terrible I'd fire you Somebody said he will fire himself afterwards

I fucking if that were me bro I hope you guys would be like, no, this ain't it, bro. Like, holy shit. Fuck, man. And let me tell you all something. This is some free game. Let me tell you some free game

for the next fucking phase of social media, just so you understand. You don't need a camera crew. You don't need a fucking, you don't need fancy fucking shit. You don't need a podcast, Mike. You got all you need right here. Turn the motherfucker around and talk to it.

That's where marketing is going. It's going towards truly authentic shit. This days of politics. and focus groups and all this shit with AI on top of it, those days are over. If you want to be trusted and you want to be seen

and you want to be somebody that people want to do business with, you have to be real. You have to be because everything else is fake. Okay? So there's your little business education for the next fucking five or six years.

If you think you're going to get a fucking fake podcast and make, people are over it. They don't give a shit. They understand that the person's reading off a teleprompter. All your people that you follow that talk on a microphone like this, 99.99% of them are fucking reading the shit they're saying. They don't know it. They didn't live it.

They didn't build it. They're just repeating a script that they had chat GPT fucking make for them. This is why if you're an actual expert, you have to show ways that you are an expert, meaning you have to have proof. Or you have to be in front of a live. audience like Hermosie does, which is great, and draw a shit out right there in front of people. That's real shit.

Exactly. Okay. Stop with the fucking fake shit. Okay? Stop. This is a terrible move by McDonald's. This guy is a dude. Whoever went along with this, you couldn't even work in my fucking building.

You're so stupid. We can literally pick anyone amongst the hundreds here to do this thing and they'll do a better job. Guaranteed. Well, yeah, because the people here use the products. They like it. Exactly. That motherfucker ain't McDonald's, bro.

He's going to fucking, you know, the five-star Michelin restaurants with his fucking pinky up and eating gourmet fucking frou-frou snail shit. All right? I'm sure he's a sweet guy. Whatever, dude. I'm sure he's cool. Fine. Come on, Chris.

Okay. But you're not made for the fucking camera. Exactly. Camera ain't made for you, baby. That's a terrible move. bro i know marketing agencies that literally run marketing for companies that are like fucking a million dollars or less that no more than this holy shit i love this product terrible bro terrible terrible terrible people this is what happens when companies get so financially

successful that they think they can fucking do anything and that people will buy it that they're It's the same thing that happens with politicians. They get so much praise and so much momentum that they think they can look at people in the eye and fucking lie to them and everybody should just believe it. Yeah. Okay. Anyway. This is fucking great. Yeah.

This is terrible. Yeah. This is terrible. And you should be embarrassed. Fuck. It would, you know what would have been cooler? Like literally. Literally anything.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You know what would have worked better than this? What? What's that fucking comedian where he always acted like he was black, but he was white back in the day? He was like he wore like hip hop clothes and fucking headphones and shit. Jamie something. You guys know what I'm talking about.

Anyway, this guy, you could have put him in a fucking rapper outfit. Jimmy Liso? Jamie who? I don't fucking know. He's irrelevant now. But the point is, this motherfucker. could have dressed up in a fucking Adidas track suit like Borat and went in and ordered the motherfucking burger and be like, get my burger, bitch.

And it wouldn't work better than this. Holy shit. You could literally fucking make up anything that would have been better than this. Jamie Kennedy. Jamie Kennedy. Jamie Kennedy. Thank you. Listen, this is why you don't want to work for me.

This is why you don't want to work for me. Okay. You think I get passionate by palispsych. Yeah. I'll go nuclear motherfucking bomb on this shit. Yeah. This is the dumbest shit I've ever fucking seen in my life. I'm starting a new show.

Yeah. I'm going to evaluate people's businesses like Gordon Ramsey does for fucking food. Oh. I just thought of it. You're an idiot sandwich. We're doing it. Yeah. We're doing it.

Oh, man. I will fuck these people up. Yeah. There you go. Okay. All right. All right. All right.

He had it. He's good. He's good. And he has a way bigger net worth roasting his act. That's correct. I do have a much bigger net worth than this guy. It has nothing to do with that, though. No.

Because you could take this same philosophy and fucking sell snow cup. Like, dude, listen, man, this shit, this corporate bullshit is fucking over. And if you act like that, you're going to reap the repercussions of it. I'm just telling you, you're going to get your ass run over. So let me, you're not Mcloving it? I'm not Mick Loving it. I'm Mick firing these dishes. I love it, man.

Fuck. I love it, man. Why don't you guys hire me to consult you? You pay me $10 million for real. I'll come in. I'll spend two days. I'll fix all your fucking shit. And I'll go the fuck home and leave you the fuck alone.

And you can Mick Love to do the fucking business growth. That's right. You know what I'm saying? They're too good for that. I know they are. Because they don't want to listen to some fucking dumb redneck from Missouri who's fucking built shit from the ground up. Because I know these people. Yeah.

I know they're tight. They all think they're fucking smarter than everybody. Yes. They don't understand. These guys could not build something from the fucking ground up. Yes. Like you said, they're not. Listen, dude.

Founder creator and CEO, two different things. Most people don't know that. Founder creator entrepreneurs build. They create. They take ideas and they fucking. put them out in the world and they work. They're the rarest of the rare. A CEO is a position that you can be, you can hire in for.

Yeah, right. Okay. That guy's job is to make fucking numbers work. He's not a fucking creator. No. Now, sometimes you'll get someone who's both, but they're usually the motherfuckers who started the business or have been around the entire time. Like, if you were to take a CEO who had been there from day one and they worked

their way up and they had the culture in them and they understand all the shit that's a different thing that guy has found her DNA by association yeah all right that's real bro anyway mick forsellis uh huh mic fric fricellas no mic mic no no mic oh just fry cellas this is not fucking ireland okay okay okay okay fucking america fry cellas okay okay all right here's the concept okay we sell 40 different kinds of French fries Damn, you can get all the fries, all the different fries Gourmet fries fucking straight fries, curly fries, waffle fries, motherfucking fries, you get fucking all the fries

Fuck all the fries, okay? And then the other part is pizza. Okay, so we have this kind of pizza, that kind of pizza, and the whole thing is because everybody who's ever been fat knows that the greatest two fucking foods on the planet are pizza and French fries. And when you combine them together, it creates a magical experience. And I believe that if we created friesillas, we could own the pizza and fries package. I'm not a restaurateur.

This is why I haven't pursued this idea because I don't do things that I don't know. But I promise you, if any of you are restaurateurs, you could make billions of dollars doing a better burger. style. Like this would be like five guys level of quality. Amazing fucking fries. Great burgers. All different kinds. All different of the little sauces. The local sauces, the local ketchup, all the things, right? It's a thing. And then you have this fucking amazing pizza.

Okay. It would crush. It would crush. But I don't have time to do it. Vegan pizzas? No vegans. Okay. No fucking vegans. No, no vegans. You want to talk about the biggest market. problem in the history of fucking movements. Yeah. Some dirt and grass.

Not only that. It tastes so good. Not only that. Vegans have calmed down. They're kind of cool. Yeah. They're like, stop.

But when they were, when veganism was catching steam, these people were mean. Oh, fuck dude. And nothing says, join my movement. Like,

fuck you if you don't. That's right. You know, it's kind of like Israel. Come eat this salad. You mean like Israel. That's right. Yeah.

You either join it. Or you're a fucking anti-Semite. That's right. That's right. Nothing makes you want to join something like bullying. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Anyway.

Well, guys, there's your fucking idea for the day. That's right. Here's the business lesson. Don't be a fucking retard. Okay? You're not fucking Ronald McDonald. You're not Ray Kroc. You're not a founder.

You're a fucking CEO. Go do CEO shit. If you want to do founder shit, make it relatable. Take off your fucking stupid ass. outfit, go be real, buy a couple homies and burger, ask them what the fuck they think. And you have an award-winning fucking commercial and the greatest burger launch of all time. But you had to do it this way. Gay and retarded, man.

All I want to talk about is business shit. I don't even want to talk about fucking this stupid shit anymore. You know why? Because I'm good at it. And it's what I'm gifted at. And it's what I enjoy because I like seeing people win. I don't want to fucking talk about this gay shit in the government anymore, bro like let's just fucking do what we got to do and like,

I'm the only motherfucker not getting paid. Anyway, I would love to talk about business with you all all day long. Yeah. You're watching my fucking video. Yeah, man, I love it, dude. Well, guys, Andy, that is all I got here we go

Andy I sold four gas stations on solar he asked for a discount I said only if you stock first form he owns 15 other stores too let me send Sal some numbers for your building I'd love to do an entrepreneurial video for the install okay but did he did he take the fucking

did you pick up did you get the 15 accounts bro you said you offered it to him you say he was right that's right that's right Going. Did you close the deal? Yeah. Did you close the deal?

Answer in the chat. We're waiting. Anyway. Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. Ah. McDonald's. You think for having billions of dollars, you hire some smarter

motherfucking people. 20 mil a year. Holy shit. Yeah. Holy shit. Fuck we, huh? Oh, he said, yeah, you did close it? There we go.

All right. that's awesome man thank you congrats on the solar pickup if you want to talk to sell Sal is the CEO he can do those things you don't wear cardigans huh

Sal Sal's a founder CEO yeah hell yeah all right man well guys I really appreciate that though that's fucking badass I'm sick

I'm sick all right dude guys Andy that's all I got yeah that's all I got too all right well we will see you

Wednesday? Wednesday, seven. For after hours. After hours. All right. All right, guys. Don't forget. The only way to fix this shit is by you winning.

Personal excellence is the ultimate rebellion. You got to be everything that they don't want you to be. If they want you to be fat, you got to be fit. If they want you to be dumb, you got to be smart. They want you to hate everybody. You can't hate everybody even when you want to. All right. So work together.

Be smart. Go out and win. And we'll get through all this shit. Don't be a hoe. Cheers. Show. Went from sleeping on the floor. Now my jury box froze.

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