REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 1013. Andy & DJ CTI: Cryptic White House Post on X Gets Deleted, Druski Sparks Outrage After Dressing As Erika Kirk In Latest Viral Skit & Homeowner Goes Viral for Calling ICE on Roofing Crew

Episode Date: March 27, 2026

On tonight's live, Andy & DJ discuss the White House official account on X deleting a cryptic video that was posted leading to confusion and speculation, controversial comedian Druski sparking outrage... after dressing up as Erika Kirk in his latest viral skit and a homeowner in Maryland going viral after hiring Roofing Crew employing illegals, calling ICE on them as they finished the job.

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Starting point is 00:00:04 Now my jury box froze Fuck a pole Fuck a stole Counted millions in the What is up guys It's Andy Fricela And this is the show For the realists
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Starting point is 00:02:48 All right. So if you listen to the episode, if you're listening now or you're watching live or whatever it is, do us a favor, man. Don't be a ho. Show the show. All right. What's up? What's going on, Doc? Nothing, dude.
Starting point is 00:02:58 What's up with you? Yeah, a quick disclaimer. I think I like Keith's a countdown better than the dots. Oh, you do? Yep. Oh, man. I figured I'd just say that. My dots down in Florida?
Starting point is 00:03:07 Yeah, can't defend himself right now. So, yeah, he's down in Florida. Throw my shots. Probably going to win in another jih Tertimate. Yeah, for sure. For sure, he's going to win. But, yeah, I like Keith's camp now. It was just, like, different, you know.
Starting point is 00:03:20 It was different. Less Bosnian. Yeah. More American. A little more America today. Felt natural. Yeah. You know, naturally born.
Starting point is 00:03:30 People missed the show. Did they? Yeah. Yeah. Many over there says he lost testosterone without the show. Hey, man. You know what? Me too.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Shit happens, man. Yeah. I was sick as fuck. Yeah, you were. I figured it out, though. I figured out what it is, so it shouldn't happen again. It's all good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Yeah. Things happen, dude. It's not good to not eat and then pound aspirins and Advils. Yeah. All fucking nay long. I figured that out. Yeah. You ain't got to go that way, bro.
Starting point is 00:04:02 So, no, I'm good now. You know, I'm not all the way good, but I'm good enough. Yeah. Hell yeah, man. Yeah. Hell yeah. Today was the, I mean, today's the first day. I felt pretty good.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Yeah. Yeah. We've been down for a minute, though. Yeah. But your boys back. He missed seeing DJ. Yeah. That's why everybody's here.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Yeah. Let's be real, guys. Come on, man. You know, yeah, dude, everything has been good, though, man. We've been, we've been rolling, you know, been chilling, doing the thing. You know, my legs are feeling a little. Yeah, you're training, dude. I'm not in it, man.
Starting point is 00:04:35 I'm getting in it. I'm getting in it. You know, this is, I think this is like three weeks straight right now. Yeah. So we're on it, you know. but yeah i was about to fucking kill a kid right like right here because i was starving i had to pound some pounds some meat some pound some meat in my mouth dude i was like i couldn't take it i'm like i'll be usually when you're starving you don't automatically go to pounding your meat
Starting point is 00:04:55 what do you what do you typically go to eating oh yeah that's right yeah um DJ can no i haven't shaved in a few days so i'm not gonna i'm just gonna keep that up there i got a little velvet going um but yeah man uh it's good to be back man we got a lot lot of stuff to cover. Yeah. A lot of stuff to cover. There's a lot happening. Not only that.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Yeah. We got some really cool shit coming. Oh yeah, we do. Bro, I'm just going to be real. Mm-hmm. If you're standing on the tracks that I'm coming down, chew, too, I'm going to run you the fuck right over.
Starting point is 00:05:28 And there's a lot of younger people now that are getting real cocky. You know, they kind of forget. There's going to be some fucking carnage. Chew, chew. Yeah, dude. It's like an old-school steaming. Let me tell you something, man. Like high percent.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Let me tell you something for you young bucks. Don't fuck with people that are fucking more experience than you with more resources than you. Yeah. Don't fucking. That's a valuable lesson. It's a valuable lesson. Your life will fall apart and you won't understand why. I can't wait.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Yeah. By the time of learning that lesson, it's too late. I live for this shit. I live for it. Yeah, yeah, man. The best thing to do is just to leave me to fuck alone. But now that you haven't, carnage time. Pain is coming.
Starting point is 00:06:15 It's going to be beautiful. Dude, I mean, I was telling you about that shit, right? Yeah, yeah. Bro, just wait, dude. Yeah, it's going to be fucking insane. It's going to be insane. What was that super chat we got? The super chat guy is saying,
Starting point is 00:06:27 did you see the DOD raising the enlistment age from 34 to 42? Yeah, that's because the only 23% of American males between the ages of 18 and 24 fit for duty. Got to make the pie bigger there. No pun intended. So I will not comply with any more lockdowns. Yeah, you shouldn't have ever complied. You shouldn't have ever complied.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Why the fuck would you comply with that the first time? But yeah, I agree. You know, there's talk of this energy lockdown. Oh, yeah. We're going to get into it. Oh, you got it? Oh, hell, yeah, we got it. All right, cool.
Starting point is 00:07:05 I just let you run the show, man. Hell yeah, man. Chris, I feel sorry for that dude, whoever he is. Yeah, look, dude, here's the thing. Okay, don't disrespect people that built the motherfucking game table that you play your game on. Don't do that. Okay, there are people that come before you. There are people that come after you.
Starting point is 00:07:25 You respect them. You treat them with respect. When you make a couple bucks and you start thinking you're the dude and that dude fucking starts understanding that you're throwing slick shade at him, he's going to stop on your fucking dick until you're fucking dead. Okay. So when you're young and you're in business and you make a few bucks, be grateful. Be grateful for the people that pave the way. Don't fucking think you're the man because you ain't the fucking man and you'll learn it real
Starting point is 00:07:48 fucking quick. Hell yeah, man. Oh. Yeah. I like that, dog. That's the truth. Yeah, bro. Hell you.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Hell, man. Hell yeah. So. Well, speaking of paving the way, I figured before we get going, I got a little something to show. You know, and it's crazy because I remember watching this as a. kid and this was like the beginning of like the infomercials i'm assuming what um qvc you remember that yeah yeah what about it they're still going did you know that yeah they make a fuck ton of money bro
Starting point is 00:08:19 dude who i didn't know they were still like i didn't know they were still a thing it's one of the most fucking valuable businesses on the planet it's crazy yeah it's crazy and they're still rolling and it's the same shit like it's the same they're the people who have spawned live selling yeah okay yeah that's where it comes from yeah well that's what i'm saying yeah well that's what i'm So speaking of Pave in the way, they're still out here. They've had a clip go viral here recently. Yeah, that's right. You're live selling.
Starting point is 00:08:45 You're kicking ass. Yeah. And then you think you're going to beat QVC. It's right. That's right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it ain't happening.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Like, you're a fucking retard. Yeah. It ain't happening. Now, I don't know who's still buying. I don't know. But they're still going. Yeah. They're still going.
Starting point is 00:09:00 They're rolling. And there's the trending right now. And the word on the street is that this is that this is, This is proof that you should be watching more QVC. Check this clip. And with the severance story. I wanted to tell you that I got that peasant blouse with the tossels. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:18 And I used to wear the tossels on my pasties. You know what pasties are? Okay. Do you know what pasties are? Yes, I'm going to do. Okay, well, I had tossels on my pasties. Mary Ann, I just want to say this. You are my emotional support diva.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Okay, you have just made my whole entire day. Mary's walked off. She's dead on the couch. I'm having therapy with Mary Ann right now. Mary Ann is my sister from another mister. She's dead. I had so many questions. Oh, bro.
Starting point is 00:10:00 All I thought about was these old ladies wearing tassets on their fucking titty. Dude, it's like, come on. Oh, man. That's somebody's grandmother out there. I threw up a little bit in my mouth. Especially when I figured out that that lady knew what the fuck she was talking about, too. She's like, oh, yeah, me too.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Yeah, me same. Same. Bro, I'm like, bro, I had so many questions. I had so many questions. Kingpin games. Maybe I'm too young to know what pasties are. You're too young to listen to the show then, dude. Another one, what are pasties?
Starting point is 00:10:32 You guys don't know what pasties are? Oh, listen. You guys need to get the fuck out in the world. See some titties, man. Internet has written it. Yeah. Bro, it's just like, man, that's wild. Bro.
Starting point is 00:10:48 That's wild. If you only knew your grandma's calling it in the QVC, going down, memory lane. Yeah. Fuck, man. That's crazy. But yeah, they got a good deal going. They got clearance price.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Two easy payments. $25 bucks. Hey, man. Yeah. $25. for some pasty tassels. Bro. Sounds like a deal.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Did you buy some? It's a deal. It's a deal. I do like my deal. Yeah. I do like my... You're the king of buying shit because it's a fucking deal.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Hey man. How can you pass up a good deal? Really? You know what I'm saying? Well, but it's not good. That's a funny-ass shit. Dude, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:11:26 that's crazy, bro. I didn't even know that shit was still rolling. But yeah, you know, memory lane. Paving the way, dog. QVC. Getting it done. Here's a reminder in the chat.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Okay. If you continue to pace the same question over and over again, we're going to remove you from the chat. I was just going to do that. All right. So. Let's not spam your questions, please. It's fucking annoying.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Yeah, our tech support's going to get your ass. Yes. Be careful. Me and my 17 cousins. Yeah, that's right. No more slope is for you. That's right. Oh, shit, man.
Starting point is 00:12:00 Well, guys, Andy, it's time. shall we buckle up buttercups let's do it let's do some cruising let's get started headline number one got an Iran
Starting point is 00:12:13 Israel situation update I know you guys see the headline right now or the main topic of this show are we heading into lockdown 2.0 I mean some people might be
Starting point is 00:12:24 some people might be some people might be we got to dive into it there's a lot happening here the first thing that I kind of want to point out Now, before we even get into this topic heavily, there's been some weird cryptic stuff coming out of the White House social media accounts here lately.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Have you been seeing anything on this? I saw something about that, yeah. Okay. So they've posted two videos, one of which has been deleted, but obviously nothing's deleted on the internet. They're going to find it. And it appears to be a video that somebody recorded inconspicuously. You like that?
Starting point is 00:12:58 I do. Been working on it. All right. Good job. Thank you. And, but it appears to be Carolyn Levitt in the background asking about something being launched. Let's check this clip. It's launching soon, right?
Starting point is 00:13:19 It's launching soon, right? How do you know that's Caroline Levitt? It just sounds like her. So you just making it up? Yeah. Okay. It's launching soon, right? It's not, we don't know that.
Starting point is 00:13:28 We don't know it. Allegedly. To me, it sounds like Carolyn. Okay. It does sound like her. All right. So that was, that was posted. It was just like a little four-second clip.
Starting point is 00:13:38 It got posted and then they took it down. Well, then shortly thereafter, last night, the White House sweeps this out with an emoji of a phone and speakers and another very short cryptic clip. Check this one out. That's it. That's it. One more time. That's it.
Starting point is 00:14:07 And people have been losing it. the mind of it. Like that one, that one post at the time of recording, um, had 18.6 million views on it. Um, and this one is still up on the White House official White House page on X. Um, which one, that one, the beep. Mm-hmm. It's a beep and it has like a little flash of an American flag there at the end. Um, God, I'm so tired of this stupid shit. Dude, right? Like, it's just weird, man. It's just weird. And they're like glitches with the American, like, it's just weird. Um, and people like, oh, are they telling us that, you know, uh, um, um, um, are they telling us that, you know, Like, does this mean we're under attack?
Starting point is 00:14:41 Like, people are saying all kinds of crazy shit out there, dude. It's just fucking weird. I don't know what your thoughts were on that. My thoughts are you're running a fucking country, dude. This isn't fucking TikTok. Okay? This isn't fucking a game. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:55 Okay. People are nervous. They're worried. They're on edge. They don't know what the fuck's going on. They don't trust anybody. They don't trust the media. They don't trust the government.
Starting point is 00:15:04 They don't trust their fucking neighbor. And instead of like unifying people, this is the shit they do. Yeah. Or some 18-year-old staff. It's fucking such bullshit that they even do any of this shit. Like, dude, like really step back. And let's think about this.
Starting point is 00:15:24 This kind of shit is what causes distrust. It's what causes people to come up with all these different theories and have, like, it's the opposite of presidential, bro. Like, this should not, this kind of cryptic shit should never. ever be happening. All right. You know what Trump's biggest fucking problem is? It's,
Starting point is 00:15:45 yes, it's that he's fucking running the goddamn government by Twitter, bro. Like, dude, communicate. Let people know what you can let them know
Starting point is 00:15:55 and act like a fucking professional. Like, dude, it's so aggravating. It's so aggravating. Yeah. And like, I get it,
Starting point is 00:16:04 dude. Like, I get it. Like, okay, there's some shit going on. Then, then fucking tell people
Starting point is 00:16:09 what you can. or don't say shit. But this kind of shit, stupid. This is what's creating all of the fucking infighting inside the people. Right? Oh, it means this.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Oh, it means that. Oh, it means that. Well, if you think it means this, you're a dumbass. Yeah, you're, yeah, dude. Like, come on, man. Dude, it's just, listen, here's the truth. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:34 That's why they're going to lose the midterms. Because they can't fucking communicate. Okay. there's all kinds of geopolitical things that are happening that will benefit America. They're not even fucking, like, informing people about or talking about or telling anybody about. And it's like,
Starting point is 00:16:49 are you guys fucking stupid as fuck? Like, do you not understand people are fucking tired of your shit? You don't understand that people are fucking worried, they're concerned, they're nervous, they're on edge. You understand,
Starting point is 00:17:00 like, dude, the only thing I can come up with is that that's what they want. Why the fuck would that be allowed? Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's just too casual.
Starting point is 00:17:08 of a, it's, I just don't appreciate the casual nature that, really, dude, it's not just this administration, it's, it's all of them, how they, they, they treat us. You know what I'm saying? Like, broke, you can say whatever you want about Pete, Pete Hegseth, okay? I don't, I don't know him personally. I know a lot of people that do know him, but have you watched him give a press briefing? It's fucking amazing. Yeah, it's great. Okay, he gives all the details. He knows all the facts. He comes out. He says this, this, this, this, this, this, this.
Starting point is 00:17:44 And it's actually not even amazing. It's just normal. That's how it should be. And then you look at like how all these other fuckers do. And it's like, okay, so we're paying you all this money. We're paying you all our tax money. We entrust you with our safety. All these things.
Starting point is 00:17:59 You were elected to act on behalf of us. And then you keep us in the fucking dark about what the fuck is going on. Now, I understand there's things that can't be told. I understand that there's strategy behind. But instead of like leaking these little fucking like things that you think are like clever, all you're doing is creating more dysfunction in society. Like they, listen, their PR people are the worst fucking PR people in the history of the earth. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Yeah. Like yeah, like, yeah, like this shit, dude. No. Or they're doing it on purpose. Yeah. I don't know what to think of that. Yeah. I don't, I'm not going to dig into what the fuck that means.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Like that's some fucking stupid shit. Well, dude, there's a common, like, there's a growing narrative right now in the world. Not everything means something about guys. Sometimes people are just stupid. 100%. Yeah. Like, this very well could be a fucking 20-year-old staffer who has the fucking handle. It could be that fucking kid with the fucking fingernails.
Starting point is 00:18:55 You know? Right. Like, who fucking knows who this is. Right. And, and like, and with that, you know, there are, there's layers and levels, you know, President Trump's, I don't believe. And it's not excusing him, but I don't believe he's, like, green lighting. everything that goes out on these accounts.
Starting point is 00:19:10 I don't know, bro. Like, I don't know. Look at his own fucking. I mean, I think he runs that. He makes the announcements for the whole country on his fucking social platform. That's not right.
Starting point is 00:19:22 No. No, it's not presidential. No, and there's no chance of unifying people at all. None. When half the country isn't on there. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:19:30 Most of the country's not. Yeah. Yeah. It's what I've said over and over again. The guy's surrounded by too many people that suck his fucking balls. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but one of the growing narratives out there, dude, is that, like, there is a lot of infighting inside the White House.
Starting point is 00:19:45 A lot of contention going back and forth. I mean, even the Joe Kent stuff we covered last week. You know, there's a lot of stuff in that that's like, there are some problems going on internally, dude. Yeah. And we're starting to see those effects in the world world also. With the Iran situation. It's pretty fucking irritating, too, dude. Like, to see people just, like, three years ago, these six.
Starting point is 00:20:10 same people were talking like Joe Kent was the fucking man. Right. The guy's wife was killed in service of his country. And then he comes out and says some shit and resigns. He says, I don't believe in this. And then now people are like attacking him. Yeah, right. Like there's something wrong with him.
Starting point is 00:20:27 Well, now there's an investigation for leaking stuff. He's never been investigated for that. He's never been told or questioned about any of it. Well, did, was there an investigation of him leaking information at Candace Owens or some shit? No, not officially, like not officially confirmed. Okay, I don't know either, but that's a communication. But that's the weird thing. It comes out right as he makes his resignation.
Starting point is 00:20:48 So, dude, how do the fucking far left act? Yeah, like this. They act exactly like this. Like this. If they're not on the team, you're a piece of shit, fuck you, Joe Kent. You're a traitor. You're this. You're that.
Starting point is 00:20:58 It's like, dude, five minutes ago, you fucking love that guy. And now because he's telling something that he believes it, clearly he believes in what he's saying, okay and you look at his history and it's like who do you believe more? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Yeah. Do you believe a man who's had his whole life in service of this country whose wife was killed in service of this country who's made tremendous sacrifices in service of this country
Starting point is 00:21:27 for real himself? Yeah. Do you believe that man or do you believe a whole bunch of politicians? Lindsay Graham. That's right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:35 I personally believe that man. 100%. dude 100% it is it's just weird um now we do have uh we do have more interesting shit coming about uh with this whole situation that's been spun off uh you have a brother and sister they just got indicted in an alleged iED plot at a florida uh florida military base that's tied to the iran war um one suspect in china um they've both been indicted in connection with the placement of a possible explosive device at macdale air force base in florida The FBI said Alan Zhang, who is believed to have planted the device, is currently in China.
Starting point is 00:22:14 He is facing charges of attempted damage to government property by fire or explosion, unlawful making of an destructive device and possession of an unregistered destructive device. FBI Tampa also arrested his sister and Mary Zhang, who was charged with accessory after the fact and tampering with evidence. There's also been a lot of talks of, you know, peace talks and ceasefires with. with Iran, the U.S. and Israel. And Trump's saying that it's happening, and he's waiting on them, and Iran's saying they're not waiting on anything.
Starting point is 00:22:48 They're not, it's not happening. And they continue to pummel. Israel's being hammered. This new video comes out today that has been verified from both sides. I should say all three sides of the use of Iranian cluster bombs. This one literally flipped this whole fucking car. I thought this was pretty crazy. Check this out.
Starting point is 00:23:10 No audio here. Look at that shit, dude. Fucking crazy. That's it? That's all he did? Yeah. I mean, kind of impressive.
Starting point is 00:23:18 For a rhyme for guys who've been developing, you know, two weeks out from developing shit for fucking 40 years. I thought that was pretty impressive. But the biggest concern that everybody has right now, where I would say most people have, is these talks of boots on the ground, right?
Starting point is 00:23:36 It's been, it's been, it's been highly talked about. Things are being leaked and people are in these, you know, these things, this headline here. Furious Republicans storm out of secret Iran briefing as new objective sparks ground invasion panic. Well, that's the same thing Joe Kent was saying. Mm-hmm. Which everybody's saying we're not, it's not happening. But it's funny because we've been seeing the string. Like they say, this ain't happening, but then it fucking happens.
Starting point is 00:23:59 To be clear, what Joe Ken is saying is he's saying that the motives for what we are doing are not the motives that we are being told and they're actually a different agenda that Israel holds. Right. It has nothing to do with us. Which is what most people believed anyway. Exactly. Exactly. And that's what these people are mad about. That's what they're mad about. Yeah. That's what they're mad about. Furious Republicans stormed out of a classified briefing on Iran on Wednesday amid fears the U.S. is preparing to invade the country as Tehran refuses Donald Trump's peace overtures. With almost 7,000 U.S. ground forces deploying or en route to the Middle East,
Starting point is 00:24:41 including the Army's 82nd Airborne Division and the Marine, speculation is swirling about Trump's rapidly developing plans for the war. Nancy Mace walked out early, venting that we were misled, while pro-Trump committee chair Mike Rogers warned, quote, we're not getting answers. As Pentagon Chiefs brief, the House Armed Services Committee sparking fireworks at Capitol Hill. And so you have this stuff going on and it's super weird, right?
Starting point is 00:25:10 And I would say that's most people's pain point right now is this fear of this escalating into an all-out actual war. They want that fear. Right? Why would they want that fear? Well, fear is how they control everything. Well, what were we talking about right before this fucking happened? All the Epstein shit.
Starting point is 00:25:26 The biggest story in the history of fucking Earth. That's right. Okay. That's right. And should that not work, what's the next? move. We use that fear and push them to lockdowns maybe. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Right. Now, we talked about this a couple of weeks ago, Andy, about the importance that oil plays in the global economy. Yep. And I thought this was interesting that just days ago, the brand newly released IEA report
Starting point is 00:25:55 highlights options to ease oil price pressures on consumers in response to Middle East supply disruption. This just comes out. And this should concern everybody. Let's dive into this. The International Energy Agency today set out a range of demand-side actions that governments, businesses, and households can take to alleviate the economic impacts on consumers of the disruptions to oil markets stemming from the war in the Middle East.
Starting point is 00:26:26 The conflict has triggered the largest supply disruption in the history of the global oil market. With shipping through the Strait of Formos, which normally carries around 20% of global oil consumption, reduced to a trickle. Around 20 million barrels per day of crude oil and oil products typically transit the strait. The loss of these flows have tightened markets significantly, pushing crude oil prices well above $100 per barrel, and driving even sharper increases in refined products such as diesel, jet fuel, and liquidified petroleum gas.
Starting point is 00:27:01 So they came out with a list of 10 measures that they believe should and need to be implemented quickly by governments, businesses, and households. Here is their 10-point plan. Let's go through it together, shall we? So step one in this plan is to reduce speed limits on highways by at least 10 kilometers an hour. So enforce slower driving. That's step one. Step two, work from home, up to three days a week where possible. How about step three, car-free Sundays in large cities.
Starting point is 00:27:40 So if you live in a large metro area, on a Sunday, no driving. Make public transport cheaper. Incentivize micromobility, walking and cycling. If that doesn't work, let's go to alternative private car use in large cities. Yeah, let's keep using the Ubers and shit that are out there. Urch car sharing and practices that decrease fuel. Promote efficient use of freight trucks and goods deliveries. How does that work?
Starting point is 00:28:07 Does that mean? I guess you pack more shit in a truck that's already packed. Got it. Because you're a fucking idiot. I'm not saying like, and you don't understand how fucking things actually work. That's right. That's right.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Prefer high speed and night trains to planes where possible. Avoid business travel when alternate alternatives exist. and Haston adoption of electric and more efficient vehicles. So this is their 10-point plan that's coming out. Prefer high-speed and night trains, planes were possible. Well, yeah, it would be nice if we had those high-speed rails, the government could stop stealing all our fucking money. Well, California is like two weeks away from it.
Starting point is 00:28:45 Oh, yeah, I know. Yeah, it was only $100 fucking trillion. They've been working on that speed train longer than Iran's been working on nuclear weapons. Oh, shit, bro. No this is bullshit A lot of it is right Well no like dude first of all
Starting point is 00:29:03 A couple things Go ahead No no no for sure go ahead Well first of all This happened in the fucking late 80s All right The same thing happened There were gas shortages
Starting point is 00:29:13 With the embargoes Oh my God Yeah I mean like dude You know Mile long fucking gas lines Like crazy shit All right
Starting point is 00:29:23 Also So we have this, here in the United States, we have the most oil of any fucking country that exists on this planet. All right, we are energy independent. People don't really actually understand that. And if shit would come to it, we could easily fucking avoid any oil disruptions.
Starting point is 00:29:50 You know, this does sound like another globalist fucking playbook. Yeah. This is a globalist organization. Yeah. All right. Yeah. We're 32 members. Well, I could promise you this.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Europe's definitely going to fucking get hit with it because they're a bunch of pussies. Yeah, they are. And America, we're going to have the fucking do-goaters try to go along with it if that's, you know. I also think I heard, and I don't know this right or wrong.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Chat might know this, Z, if they, but I think Trump told him kick rocks on this shit already. So I think there's a lot of, I think there's a lot of bullshit on this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's just interesting, dude, because, you know,
Starting point is 00:30:27 the oil thing. I mean, at the end of the day, you shouldn't be afraid of it because all you got to do is not comply. Right. Right. I mean, haven't we seen this before? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, haven't we somebody silly? Like, you're, yeah. But the thing is, dude, like, I don't, that's the other thing. I mean, man, it's like, you know, we thought, I thought the same thing during COVID. I didn't think that people would be able to just pass it when we go along with some shit like that. Yeah. Well, you know, we're usually ahead of like the average person. Yeah. out there. And the average person that's out there, there are a lot of people who went along with the COVID lockdowns who highly regret it. Yeah. You know, they got the vaccine. They highly
Starting point is 00:31:08 regret it. They won't say it because they're embarrassed. Sure. But they understand. Yeah. They know it wasn't a proud moment. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, we'll see. Yeah. What else you got on it? I think those, uh, those European countries are fucked for sure. They're definitely going on with it. That's whatever. And I think, I think that, I don't fucking care. Yeah. I don't care. I don't care about any.
Starting point is 00:31:33 Bro, I watched this clip today. I think I said it to you of Dennis Prager. Did you get a chance to watch it? I don't think I've seen it. Throw it up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll throw this up there.
Starting point is 00:31:56 A bunch of people in the chat are saying what you were saying. Like, a lot of people who got the jab are regretting it. Oh, yeah, bro. A lot of people. But they don't want to come out and say, hey, I'm a fucking dumbass. I got, like, they don't say it, but how they feel is much different than they felt in 2020. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:10 You know. For sure. I mean, that's, that's the truth. You know, there's still going to be some people that are going to be like, oh, yeah. Because, dude, these people, a lot of these people get their power in life from, like, telling on other people. Yes.
Starting point is 00:32:24 Like, that's their whole fucking thing, right? This is why I know, I don't really like having neighbors. Because in my old neighborhood, when I had neighbors, like, the fucking HOA, I don't even want to get into it. Yeah. The HOA guy. Like, it's trying to tell me what I can do at my own fucking house. Okay. And I don't know if you know anything about me, but I'm not the guy to tell me what the
Starting point is 00:32:46 fuck to do. I'm not doing shit that you tell me to do. And if you tell me to do it, I'm definitely not doing it. You call you Bub. Hey, Bub, I think you should move your trash cans, three inches. That doesn't go well. A bunch of people who have nothing going on in their lives get their fulfillment from telling other people that they're wrong or controlling them.
Starting point is 00:33:04 At the time, it was funny because I drove, you know that big black Chevy Dooley that John Taylor has. I drove that. That was my truck. And now it was noxious. Yeah, but it's badass. Yeah. But they fucking, they wanted me to, they, they try to tell me that I couldn't drive my
Starting point is 00:33:20 truck because it was a work vehicle. And there was no work vehicles allowed in the driveway. Like, this is like the first two weeks I moved in. I'm like, all right, we're going to reset some fucking boundaries. That's right. That's right. I'm driving whatever the fuck I want. Matter of fact, I'm about to buy two more.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Yeah, right. Bro, it's funny because when they did that, I started bringing one of the sport chassis home. Oh, that's great. Parking in the driveway. That's great. Yeah. That's great. Okay, here's a clip you asked for.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Let's check this out. Just yesterday, he said that his only loyalty. Now notice, he used the word only. His only law, not first. His only loyalty is to be American people. Stop. Why? No shit.
Starting point is 00:34:13 No shit. By the way, he's talking about Tucker Carlson. I don't care how you feel about Tucker, but that's what he's talking about. Now, keep playing this. Is that noble? Why is that Christian? That's your only loyalty?
Starting point is 00:34:32 I just don't get it. It's a... So when Americans say that we only give a fuck about America, we don't care if you're Jewish. We don't care if you're a fucking Italian. We don't care if you're black or your... If you're an American, we care about you. And we don't give a fuck about anything over there.
Starting point is 00:34:49 It's very easy to understand. This tribalism shit that they try to project on everybody. Oh, you're an immoral person for being America only in America. No, we're not. Because you're the same way and you're chastising us about it. Exactly. That's what like, when did that come from, dude? It comes from people playing on other people's fucking guilt.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Yeah. Oh, I must be a bad person because I don't fucking support this terrible thing that's happening over that. No, we don't because we walk down the fucking street and we see what's going on here. And we care about these people more than we care about those people. And once these people are okay, then we can have a discussion about what's going on over there. It's very fucking simple. We are not obligated to care about anything other than America's interests in America. If you're American.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Okay. I don't understand how that fucking doesn't make sense to you fucking old fuck. Yeah. Like I don't like it's my body. Any person who has ever flown a airplane put on your mask first, then help anybody else. Bro, listen, I'm tired of being guilted by these fucking people who are like trying to tell me I'm a bad person because I fucking believe in America first. And right now I do believe in America only because America is sitting in a shitty spot. That's common sense.
Starting point is 00:36:08 That's not like I don't, I never understand. why the idea of nationalism. Keep going. Ever got so bad, dude. Like, why the idea of nationalism? What do you don't understand? It's because it's not... It's been hated.
Starting point is 00:36:20 It's like, bro, like a Chinese person can have... It makes perfect fucking sense. Interest in China and be fine. No. Russia is. They're fine. Yes. But also, that's not the West.
Starting point is 00:36:30 The West is different. Okay? The West is obligated to go along with every single thing that Israel does. Otherwise, guess what? you know you're an anti-semi it's not good okay that's bullshit that's some fucking bullshit yeah it's a bullshit narrative it's a bullshit fucking thing to say and i'm tired of being guilted by people like for saying bro i care about these people that are our fucking neighbors more than i care about people who are about 10,000 miles on the other side of the planet
Starting point is 00:37:02 who likely hate us that's irrelevant it's irrelevant it's irrelevant it's irrelevant it's irrelevant it's a relevant It doesn't matter who it is. That is my fucking neighbor. That's an American citizen. Okay? And they can be Jewish. They could be this, they can be that. They're Americans.
Starting point is 00:37:21 We care about Americans first. It should be a very simple concept. And Dennis Prager is being intellectually disingenuous by even saying this shit. He knows what the fuck he's saying. Anyway, keep going. A tribal-based morality that I don't relate to. It's not even a truthful statement. I mean, I don't know, Tucker Carlson, on a personal level, as an observer, though, he certainly has other loyalties than just to the American people.
Starting point is 00:37:52 He's expressed additional loyalties. He said he has loyalty to the United States, which presumably is different than the people. He's obviously got loyalty to his family, one would assume, to his brother very publicly. Yeah, dude. Obviously. That's your counter. Keep fucking listening, dude. Worked for him, both at Fox and at his network.
Starting point is 00:38:13 When he first started the Tucker Carlson network, he hired a bunch of Daily Wire and former Daily Wire employees. And by all accounts, he shows great loyalty to the people who work for him. So it's not his only loyalty. And I don't know why it would be good, if it were, his only loyalty. Like you, I'm not even altogether sure what that means
Starting point is 00:38:35 or why it would be virtuous for that to be your only loyalty. But presumably one wouldn't say it unless they at least thought that it sounds like something that would be good if they were true. I don't even think it would. Yeah. He gets zero pussy. He gets zero pussy. Come on, dude.
Starting point is 00:38:54 I don't believe in this. I don't make sense to this tribalism. What the fuck are you talking about? That's all you fucking talk about. This is insane. We're in America, bro. We're not in Israel. What do you think is going through their minds when they post this?
Starting point is 00:39:05 Like, where they put, like, what is, like, what is happening in their head when they're saying this? They're scared. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what the, look, dude. The only conclusion I could come to is that they want anti-Semitism. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:23 The biggest fucking driver of anti-Semitism in this country is the fucking ADL. Yeah. All right. They get on television and they fucking label all these people names. They scream at them. They belittle them. They try to ruin their own. lives and then they they act like that's a virtuous thing well if you have a legitimate argument
Starting point is 00:39:42 instead of just calling people names and saying this and that argue it with fucking points bro are if you have them yeah okay like if you want to win the people over and you want to really stop this fucking shit okay because i don't think it's good to be fucking anti any collective class but you're creating that and this kind of conversation where you pretend like you don't understand why people in America can care about America when America's in a shitty spot before they care about anything else. Like, that's bullshit. You know exactly why that is.
Starting point is 00:40:14 How is that not virtuous? No, this is someone who's fucking, who thinks they're so motherfucking smart that they're going to gaslight people with this kind of bullshit. I'm fucking tired of it. Yeah, bro. Yeah. That's crazy. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:40:31 Yeah, anyway, keep going. Not keep going with that. I'm just saying, like, with the show. I'm just like it's fucking obnoxious. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean you don't understand why people that are American would want America first and in extreme situations, America only when it's in a shitty spot?
Starting point is 00:40:50 We should be American only right now. Yeah. I think most people fucking agree with that. I think we all should. I think most people agree with that. And like Dennis Prager getting on television and saying what he just said, that's just causes more of the shit that you say you don't want, right? And so if you truly don't want it, why are you,
Starting point is 00:41:12 well, why are you doing things that cause more of it? Aha! I'm just saying, dude. Oh, man, I don't get it, dude. I don't get it, man. God, sell us what you think. Let us go down to the comments.
Starting point is 00:41:25 I think, let's check on the chat. I think, I think, I know. That dude knows exactly what the fuck he's saying. That guy is not stupid. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, really, dude? I think that's most of the guys out there too.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Hey, you know what, DJ? I don't understand why you care about your own family more than the family across the street. I don't understand that. Yeah. That's not moral. That doesn't make sense. Right. You're not a good person for that.
Starting point is 00:41:59 That's not virtuous. Yeah. That's essentially what he says. That's exactly what he's saying. And more importantly, he's like, he's like, and he's obviously, he has to be a liar then because, you know, he definitely has to be a liar then because, you know, he definitely has a the loyalties. Yeah. It's fucking crazy, man.
Starting point is 00:42:14 That's crazy. When we started playing the video, Michael G. in the comments was saying, what in the Terminator 2 robot shit? Is that the way he was saying? He's sick. Yeah, he's fucked up. He had an accident.
Starting point is 00:42:24 He's an old man. He's sick. Yeah. He got fucked. He's like paralyzed and shit. I don't know what he is. But like, I'm not making fun of him for that.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Yeah. Not nice, Michael. Lost 100 pounds and had over 300 of my deadlift. They're on 75 hard. Fuck yeah, bro. That's awesome. Hell yeah. But dude,
Starting point is 00:42:39 you know, you get what I'm saying? Absolutely. Like, just take the context of the conversation and switch it to like your own family. Yeah, anything. Yeah, it's fucking insane. You know what, dude? Mike Chandler, you have adopted kids.
Starting point is 00:42:52 They're not really your family. Right. You should worry about these other people over here. Like, dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Anyway. Yeah, that's some bullshit, Doc. One Dave Z in Superchat earlier asked, I'm highly doubtful we're going to have midterms.
Starting point is 00:43:12 I see Trump invoking war powers act and canceling elections. I don't know. I don't know. But anyway, what's topic to? Yeah. Yeah. I'm not gonna, I'm fucking like, I'm so tired of the like, you know, what's this fucking mean and that and that? Like, dude, like, look, nobody knows.
Starting point is 00:43:37 That's a good point. Yeah. Yeah, man. Guys, jumping on the convo, though. I just know what you guys think down in the comments. Let's keep cruising, shall we? Yeah. Is that an absurd thing? Is that an absurd clip? Oh, bro.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Is it just me? No. No. I don't think so. I don't think so. Every day it looks, it appears to be more and more intentional every day. Bro, and if they really cared about anti-semitism, which, you know, like, if that's a real thing, we should all fucking be like, that's not cool. Right?
Starting point is 00:44:11 But the truth of the matter is, if they did, they would shut the fuck up. Yeah. They wouldn't stop calling everybody names and stop trying to make people who care about their own country, their own livelihood, their own fucking brothers and sisters as Americans calling them bad people for caring about those things. That doesn't fucking help anything. It doesn't help the cost. No. No, not one bit, man. Not one bit.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Yeah, man. Let's get to headline too. Speaking of brothers, Drewski's in the news again. Oh, yeah? I've been seen everybody was talking about but I haven't seen it oh yeah bro I like it I'll start there I like it he's getting bad like heat for it he's getting some heat yeah drusie druskey sparks outrage after dressing as Erica kirk and latest viral skit this is too far now I don't think he looked I don't think he looked like erika kirk right he kind of did he kind of did
Starting point is 00:45:13 we'll let you be the judge I haven't seen it he kind of did you know honestly and I also say this I feel like I've seen that exact character a few times in my life
Starting point is 00:45:25 yeah in like you know corners of bars and shit like that same lady I don't see it you know what I'm saying fuck off all right
Starting point is 00:45:35 but yeah so so contacts here how bars you at huh fucking Mollies I've seen him at Mollies before Controversial comedian
Starting point is 00:45:43 Druski has triggered fresh outrage over his later mega viral skit in which he dressed up as Charlie Kirk's widow Erica, with many calling him disgusting and completely disrespectful to a grieving widow. The black comment painted his skin and sported a white suit, blue contact lenses, and blonde locks as he mocked the Turning Point USACEO in his How Conservative Women in America Act sketch, which at the time of this recording is almost and 90 million views. And 55 million on Instagram. Okay. In one day.
Starting point is 00:46:19 Like, I mean, it's going hot. But, yeah, so let's check this clip. This is the skit, how conservative women
Starting point is 00:46:26 in America act. Get on your... War is raising in Iran. We're praying, we're praying for all the soldiers and troops. That's great that you're praying, but... I thought all the kids that died
Starting point is 00:46:51 when the USA hit the towers. It broke my heart. That is the... I've seen her. In what ways have you grown closer to Jesus? I serve a righteous God. And that is why we say our prayers. We fear all his children.
Starting point is 00:47:17 But when I say children, I mean like the Holy Blessing Trinity, which is why I hold the Bible. Sweet cream thumb, Chai Ice Macha And Bella will have All organic Cup cup Yes, everything organic Oh, say the bad stars
Starting point is 00:47:58 Fing All right. Is that it? There's more. There's plenty more. How long is it go? It's like two minutes. It's like two minutes. It can't fucking blue balls me, bro. You got blue balls by Juski?
Starting point is 00:48:12 Yeah. I want to see the rise. Get on your feet. All organic pop cup. Yes, everything organic. Oh, say the stars, fangled, and men get away. The man of the street.
Starting point is 00:48:44 we have to be three two we have to protect all men in America especially all white men in America in America in this country
Starting point is 00:49:08 America is built on their backs yes because they are the ones who mattered most Most. Oh. Yeah. Now,
Starting point is 00:49:30 funny enough, Shane says low-key would smash. I'm just, hey, you know, and I got some heat on this on Instagram because I'm like, hey,
Starting point is 00:49:42 hey, man, Drewski kind of cute, you know what I'm saying? Like, you deserve all the heat for that. I'm getting some heat. It's fine. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:49:50 I ain't too proud, you know? I've just, I've seen this person. I've seen this individual before. Now, interestingly enough, somebody had asked Grock, at Grock, who is this? Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:05 And this, this might be like a goat Grock responds. Grock replied, that's Erica Kirk. The actress, comedian starring in Jersey's satirical skit. Oh man. She's playing the over-the-top conservative. woman character across all those scenes,
Starting point is 00:50:25 patriotism, faith, organic, everything. And the podium bit, spot on performance for the laughs. That's Erica Kurt. Now, I'm sure Elon's going to get some heat off of that. Bro, Elon just got in there and fucking pretend to be Brock. I'll take this one. Yeah, I'll handle this one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Fuck, dude. So this is causing a big stir? This is causing a big stir. Why? Tech Cruz, he's pissed. Oh, really? No, Tech Cruz pissed. He says,
Starting point is 00:50:52 is beneath contempt. So we can't have fucking jokes no more? No more jokes. Okay. Jokes. Yeah, no shit. Now, I will say this.
Starting point is 00:51:04 This is my only piece of contention for Drewski. Okay. This is it. And I'm a Drusky fan. I've been following this guy for a long time. I love his skits. I think they're fucking hilarious, right? And we've seen them, right?
Starting point is 00:51:16 We've seen these skits. We had the one where he did the redneck dude at the NASCAR race. Yeah. hilarious yeah right um he calls out almost everybody right we've seen we've seen the the mega preachers he's called out the black ones he's he's did the asian nail salon lady i've seen him do a lot all i'm saying is jerksky let's let's throw the ball equally here there's one group you ain't hitting on bagels oh really he ain't touching them well that's my that'd be my i think Because he's getting heat.
Starting point is 00:51:53 That would silence everything. I mean, look, dude, real talk. I mean, I think it's funny. I think it's great. I think we should be able to fucking make jokes. But, you know, there's a double standard here. For sure. Okay?
Starting point is 00:52:04 The double standard is if I fucking pretending to be black and painting myself black and made a funny skid, I'd lose everything I got. Probably. Yeah. Probably. So, like, why don't we just all agree that all the shit's funny and everything's cool? And it would be good. Right. Across the board.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Yeah. Across the board. I thought it was funny. Yeah, I thought it was great. I mean, I don't think they look anything like. Bro, that bit right there took me eyes. Bro, fuck. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:33 It took me out. Yeah. It's whatever. Yeah, man. Yeah, I didn't, I didn't see anything wrong with it. Are people like really mad at him? I mean, like they're performative. I think it's more performative, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:52:44 Like, she's grieving. How dare you, you know? What if he's grieving? People grieve in different ways. That's right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. what's Ted Cruz saying shit about it for well I mean like bro you've done more evil shit than
Starting point is 00:52:59 fucking just about anybody yeah like shut the fuck up come on come on Ted you're fine the knee can get fuck out of here bro that that's impressive that is impressive yeah yeah I don't see a problem with the dude I don't see a problem with it I don't see a problem with it I don't see a problem with any comedy as long as everybody's equally Representatives. Yeah, right. Nobody's off the table. Everybody's on the table.
Starting point is 00:53:26 You know, talk about them all. And like I said, I mean, to his credit, he's done that. He's done whites. He's done black. He's done Asian. He's done those little weird people from that country starts with a V. He's done a bunch, except for one. That's the only one I would like to see.
Starting point is 00:53:41 I feel like you'd be fine. That's safe. And yeah, let it go both ways. Let it be, like comedy be bisexual, is what I said. That's right. Anyway. Yeah. This ain't nothing cool on this.
Starting point is 00:53:52 This is the biggest news of the day. It's part of it. Are you fucking serious? Yeah, it's part of it. Oh, we got something worse than this. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. And it actually, like me saying this says a lot.
Starting point is 00:54:03 Okay. But yeah, guys, jump in on this combo. Let us know what you think down in the comments. It's got a headline number three. This is low for, this is low. This is actually really fucked up, in my opinion. Okay. Headline three reads,
Starting point is 00:54:17 Maryland homeowner goes viral after hiring roofing company crew. employing illegals and then calling ice on them after they finished the job. Six work. Bro, that's fucked up. That's fucked up. All right. That's fucked up. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:40 It's also genius, but right? That's somebody who's never had to work hard a fucking day in their life. Bro, that's fucked up. That doesn't fucking understand anything about anything. That's fucked up. I think it's fucked up to you. Bro.
Starting point is 00:54:53 Like, that's some fucking low shit, dog. That's what she called him while they were on the roof. Especially after they're done with the job. That's what I'm saying. Dude, it's fucked up, man. And there's video. It's going viral. So this is a homeowner in Cambridge, Maryland.
Starting point is 00:55:08 She's going viral after allegedly calling immigration and customs enforcement on a roofing crew. Look, I'm the first one to tell you, they shouldn't be here. Get them out. Yeah. But like that, that's not right. Well, these ain't the guys. That ain't right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:23 She's not right. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, she called him leading to the detention of six Guatemalan workers on her roof just as they were about to finish the job. It took place on Wednesday and it was live streamed to TikTok. According to eyewitness accounts and footage captured live from the roof, ice agents arrived at the property, secured the perimeter, and took the six workers into custody while they were still working. A legal coworker on the crew, Brian Polanco, a Dominican national with permanent U.S. residency, live streamed the entire. encounter for approximately 30 minutes.
Starting point is 00:55:55 Blanco was not detained, narrated the events, and later confronted the homeowner on camera, accusing her of waiting until the job was almost done before calling authorities. Let's check this clip. We got a pinch of lay, us call you the pinch of lay, valiantre. We're rode around, we're rode around. I'm sorry to grab, not doing nothing. I'm not going to compare with you. Are you?
Starting point is 00:56:38 Are you doing this movie? Oh, okay. I did what you can. No, it's not. Yeah. I'm not doing anything. Triste, what's what's what's going to do.
Starting point is 00:56:49 Oh, they're going to do this, so that can do one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
Starting point is 00:56:59 she's like helping him look for them, like she has no idea. Oh, bro, that's a little like shit. That's some fucked up shit, dude. That's a little like shit. Like that's fucked up. Look, dude, you can hold conflicting opinions. Sure.
Starting point is 00:57:12 You can agree that those people shouldn't be here. And you can also agree that arresting people after they've done a job for you and getting them fucking deported is fucked up. That's fucked up. Right. That's fucked up. That's low. It's indicative of poor morals. It's also like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:57:30 It's gross. It grosses me to fuck out. Well, my whole thing. Or humans are humans. Okay. And whether they're illegal here or not. Like, look, we got to get them the fuck out, which apparently they aren't doing anymore.
Starting point is 00:57:43 But at the same time, there are good people that come here that try to contribute and do things. And obviously those people there are working. They're trying to earn money. They're doing a service. That's been going on in this country for a very long time. And those types of immigrants are actually very important to our economy.
Starting point is 00:58:04 Okay. Yeah, they're illegal. maybe, maybe, you know, whatever. Like how many people know fucking illegals that, you know, do labor a lot. All right? There's a lot that are here
Starting point is 00:58:17 that don't work at all, that don't fucking contribute at all. And all they do is take and take and take and take and take and they're not here to be part of America. They're here to fuck America up. Yeah. Most people should not fucking be here. Right, right. All right.
Starting point is 00:58:31 This is why I always say, man, like, you know, the relationship, between like Mexicans and Americans has always been pretty fucking good. Okay? I like Mexican people. I like what they bring to our culture. I enjoy their culture.
Starting point is 00:58:48 They enjoy America. They're good people. They work hard. They show up on time. They do the right shit. I'm not really, when I say like illegals, I'm talking about these third world fucking,
Starting point is 00:59:00 you know, motherfuckers that come from, you know, the middle of fucking Africa that are, you know, sent here as part of some sort of fucking program to, like, fuck our shit up. Yeah. They're raping, the pillaging.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Yeah, dude. Eating up all the resources. This is sad. It's fucked up. Yeah. No, it's fucked up. Now, ICE has been a long-lasting conversation. A lot of different things that are happening.
Starting point is 00:59:27 I just feel like the priorities are kind of fucked up right now. All across the board. And these- There's certainly a shit show. For sure. You know what I'm saying? And I just feel like the priorities are fucked up. This, like, you know, yeah, we could talk about them getting out.
Starting point is 00:59:41 Maybe they're last on the list of that. I feel like there's way more people on this list that should be like at the top of the list on priority to get out. These dudes I don't see them as being on the top of that list. You know, but DHS is shut down, right? And so ICE is kind of restricted. I've seen a lot of issues there. And one of those things being on the TSA situation. Because did you know that Congress are about to go on spring break?
Starting point is 01:00:05 from working so hard. No. Yeah, so they leave for spring break this weekend. And there's still no vote to end the shutdown that's been going on for 42 days, I believe. It's causing TSA lines. And so what do they do? They put... Can we pull the chat real quick?
Starting point is 01:00:21 Yeah. I got a question for you guys about this TSA shit. How many of you guys have been traveling recently? Is this TSA line thing, a real thing? Yeah, dude, I've been seeing that too. Because I've been hearing people say that it's not real thing. It's fine. Like all of our people here that travel literally every single week.
Starting point is 01:00:40 We have hundreds of people that travel every week. All of them are saying that that's not been happening. Yeah. Like where is this happening at? Yeah. So is that, is that a like have you guys seen this in real life or not? Yeah. Sam Anderson said yes.
Starting point is 01:00:58 It's hit and miss. I mean, is it more than normal? Because TSA lines always suck. Mm-hmm. You know, it's real. Houston Airport. It's not everywhere. Florida, two minute wait.
Starting point is 01:01:12 Yeah, see, like, I think this is, I think this shit is being overblown. Hmm. You know what I mean? Not in Austin. Yeah, most people are saying no. No. So, yeah, man. I mean, I know we're fine here.
Starting point is 01:01:28 There hasn't been any issues here, but we're a smaller airport, though. Majority is no. Like 90% or so. Yeah. So where is this happening? in California, people are saying no. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:01:40 I know what's happening in Houston because that's the clips I've been seeing. But I mean, is that, you know? Yeah, it just seems like very, very sporadic. Now, I mean, they do have some numbers. Atlanta's being hit hard, allegedly. Atlanta's always a shit show, though. Agreed.
Starting point is 01:01:57 Yeah. Right? And so like that's like the worst airport ever. See, I've never flown in. That fucking sucks, bro. Does it? Yeah. Yeah, I've never had.
Starting point is 01:02:04 You're never fucking getting out of the place ever on time. Really? Yeah. But they've put ice agents in these airports now. And this has been a whole other contention. But the crazy thing is they're actually kind of helping in those areas. Even CNN had to admit it. I can't believe I'm able to say this.
Starting point is 01:02:26 Senior national correspondent Ryan Young reported in disbelief that the presence of unmasked immigration agents at Hartfield, Jackson, Atlanta, international airport, spark a dramatic shift with traveling. zipping through security after weeks of grueling lines and partial, amid the partial government shutdown. And I saw some things that apparently Elon Musk had offered to pay for the salaries of TSA workers. I think I just saw something today that with the new DHS secretary that Trump just put in executive order to get them paid
Starting point is 01:03:02 and with back pay. It's just crazy. So these people, Don't want to make a deal. Mm-hmm. And they know that these other people aren't getting paid. Right. But they're getting paid.
Starting point is 01:03:13 They're getting paid. And they get to go on vacation. They're about to go on through and break. Yeah. I also saw exactly how our government should be. Perfect. Yeah. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:03:19 it's perfect. I saw like Delta. Delta's getting some claps because they, uh, apparently they shut down their special service desk, which is where all of these congressmen and stuff, they get to check in at, avoid all the peasants,
Starting point is 01:03:32 skip the line, skip security, you know, Delta has shut that down. So if any congressmen are flying with Delta. That's good. It's great. Yeah, I think it's a great move. You get treated by the people, like the people get treated.
Starting point is 01:03:41 Yeah. You got to wait with us, motherfucker. Politicians should get no special privileges in society. I agree. They should get no front of the line. They should get no fucking free meals. They should get, if they get caught doing that, they should be fucking removed from office. I agree.
Starting point is 01:03:54 If these people had to live the exact same way as the rest of us have to live under their fucking rule, the rule of law would change. Dude, you know what I always think about with that when it comes to that? is like a visual reminder of the separation that they have with the regular people is that fucking picture of Hillary Clinton in that apartment. Oh yeah. Dude. Yeah. That picture. You got that picture? I'm pulling it up right now. Yeah. Because that picture, this one right here. Picture says a million words, right? This picture
Starting point is 01:04:29 right here. Yeah, can you make that bigger? There you go. That's fine. Yeah. She has no fucking clue how regular people live, bro. No fucking clue. She's in disbelief. Yeah. She's no fucking, these people are, these people are, listen,
Starting point is 01:04:47 man, their royalty, we're the peasants. Okay? Their royalty, we're the peasants. They have no fucking connection to how the average person
Starting point is 01:04:59 actually lives. Very few of them. When was the last time you think any of them went and pumped their own gas? When was the last time they'd fucking actually, like,
Starting point is 01:05:07 had to worry about their bills actually like, mathing out at the end of the, the fucking pay period. They don't fucking get it, dude. They don't get it.
Starting point is 01:05:16 You know what? I actually think they do get it. I think they get it actually fucking perfectly. Pretty well, yeah. I think that the whole goal is to create an environment that is so fucking hard for people to survive that they have no ability to think about anything else or notice the way that they are being robbed and pillaged by the government officials. I think that's the whole, I think it's the whole point.
Starting point is 01:05:40 I think they want to keep people right in that. fucking spot where they're not starving so they don't revolt, but they can't think of anything else but to like work work their asses off to survive, right? This is why it's important for you guys to fucking go out and get rich, dude. It's very fucking important. It's never been more important. That face right there. Yeah, bro.
Starting point is 01:06:02 Look at her. And you or I or anybody else walking that apartment and be like, what's up, homie? Yeah, normal apartment. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, I live a great life. but like I'm not so far removed that like I don't understand what the fuck is actually going on
Starting point is 01:06:15 you know yeah it infuriates me dude you ever live in an apartment like that yeah yeah yeah me too yeah yeah absolutely lots of them absolutely yeah
Starting point is 01:06:27 you can't even have people over because you can't there's no room to walk in the kitchen you know I mean like dude that's that's how that's mo that's America I know dude I know that's America and she's like fucking she she thought she stepped into fucking Benghazi yeah that's right it's insane
Starting point is 01:06:47 yeah I'm I'm with that dude I think and I actually I think all the fucking airlines should should do the same thing I think everywhere should do it yeah I think forever I think every I think every I think there should be no special privileges for politicians at all ever and it should be illegal for them to accept it yeah you get any special fucking flight now bro Fuck off. Not when our countries and shit. What are we doing this for? Like, wow, why do you deserve special treatment when you, like, no.
Starting point is 01:07:20 No. What do you mean, dude? No. They are them and we are us. They are them. We are us. Is us versus them. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:29 And it's not left, right, black, white, gay, straight, fucking whatever. That's all bullshit to get people fucking fighting. So we don't notice who the real oppressor actually is. and it's people like that. Okay, it's people that go to fucking on vacation and don't give a fuck that people are having to show up to work without pay and work their asses off in a terrible fucking environment that they created.
Starting point is 01:07:53 And they get to go fucking drink their drinks and fucking Cabo. Right? Like, it's bullshit. It's bullshit. I thought about this more too. Would you? And what, look at all those people, bro. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:03 Like, okay, let's let's, let's be fucking real here. Who's, is it that we're in the situation we're in? There's. Okay, it is theirs. Look at those people in that fucking line. What do you see? What do you see?
Starting point is 01:08:22 You see a bunch of people in their fucking pajamas that have low standards about their own physical appearance. They're not taking care of their bodies. They're not taking care of what's going on. They're not controlling the things they control in their own life. And then they're fucking surprised that they're ruled over by people who are willing to take the power away from complacent people. You see what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:08:45 The problem is in this picture. That's the fucking problem, bro. We have a passive, supplicant fucking culture that doesn't hold a standard, but they want to live to a certain standard, right? Like America is only as great as its people. A culture is only as great as its individuals.
Starting point is 01:09:09 All right? This is not hard to understand. If people want to change, they have to change themselves. They have to change them standards. The standards collectively change the standard of what we are willing to accept as a government changes as well. Okay. Like if you were to have a conversation with most of those people, you know what they would
Starting point is 01:09:26 say? Well, what the fuck can I do about it? What can I do about it? I can't do anything. And that's the fucking lie. That's the lie that they sell that maintains their control and power. Why do you think they're so afraid of people saying things? Why do you think they spend so much money censoring?
Starting point is 01:09:43 Why do you think they spend so much money dividing? Why do they think they spend so much money convincing you that your neighbor is the fucking enemy? Okay? If that shit was actually true, they wouldn't have to spend all the money to convince you. You would understand it. They are afraid of your voice. They are afraid of your excellence. They are afraid of your standards.
Starting point is 01:10:03 They are afraid of unity. And they spend every fucking minute of their lives trying to create the opposite of that so they can maintain the control and power over the people. all the people have to do is wait the fuck up, bro. But, you know, like, we're a long way away from that if we're being completely honest. And, and, and, and then the, you know, it's just a big mountain to climb, bro. It just is. You got to be willing to help yourself before you get anything good out of life. So, bro, look at that picture compared to like the 19, fucking 50s or 60s.
Starting point is 01:10:38 Actually, that's, I don't pull it up. Hold on. Everybody's in their fucking pajamas. at the fucking airport. Give me a year what year you want? I don't know. Just fucking 50 years ago. 60 years ago, 70 years ago.
Starting point is 01:10:57 Like, dude, it was just a different culture, bro. Well, y'all wore suits to go everywhere, didn't you? That's older than me, bro. I'm just saying, like a culture with no standards can't expect standards from the people that rules over them. And we are ruled over. This is not fucking free. We're not a free society.
Starting point is 01:11:34 Anyway. Yeah. Actually, I think that was a badass time. Like when just men simply wearing suits every day. Like that was a normal thing. You just had a suit. Listen. It's sad.
Starting point is 01:11:52 I don't even, I've repeated myself 40 million times. Yeah. If we want a great country, we've got to have great individuals. That's the only long-term solution. It's the only one. It's the only one. It's the only one. Like you if you don't have your shit together personally
Starting point is 01:12:13 You don't have a right to complain Yeah Okay And if you're not actively trying to get your shit Yeah now now yeah that's true okay Are you actively trying for real? Like really trying yeah yeah Because it's a difference
Starting point is 01:12:25 Yeah Everybody's trying We all know that's bullshit What happened would Yeah yeah So anyway Yeah I'm with it man guys jump down in the conversation Let's know what you guys
Starting point is 01:12:38 born in the wrong fucking time. Like for real. Or sometimes, I guess, maybe the perfect time. I don't know how you look at it, dog. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:48 Depending on how it plays out. I'll let you know. That's right. That's right. I was born and wrong time. It's just sad, dude. It's like,
Starting point is 01:12:55 it's like, dude, the solution is right in the hands of your, of your own hands. The solution of this problem is in your own fucking hands. And people are willing to abandon that fucking responsibility because it's, It's hard. It's hard to maintain standards. It's hard to be successful. It's hard to keep yourself
Starting point is 01:13:16 together. It's hard, but it's important. And we have an obligation to do so. Okay? You can't just like fucking be a loser and not care about anything that's in your control and not try to control any of it and blame everybody else for the quality of your shitty life. Yeah. Yeah. If it's hard. The truth of the matter is like, dude, as unfree as we are, we're still free enough to make a lot of fucking progress. But we won't have that forever, dude. Because it's going away. As someone who's seen this for a long time, it's, our freedoms are getting stolen from us, little by little by little by little. And what's allowing that to happen is people's complacency for their own lives.
Starting point is 01:13:55 That's real right. For shits and giggles. What, uh, what, what time would you, we have wanted to be be born in be very careful here Andy honestly sometimes never oh come on yeah come on I'm just saying yeah like yeah I don't know I think like whenever the year AC was created they look I don't know dude I think we live in a world of fucking very evil corrupt people that's been that way historically for tens of thousands of years that the evil rise to the top because the good people think that it's bad to have power when in reality the reason the evil power people get power is because the good people abandon it and that's repeated itself over and over and over and over again and if good people don't rise to the occasion and take power in
Starting point is 01:14:52 their own lives and their own communities the cycle continues and it continues forever and it's it's frustrating and uh i would i would i if you're being like if we're being honest, like, I couldn't name a time that I would have been, I would respect how I'm built. I think there was much more honor amongst men, you know, centuries ago. You know what I'm saying? Like there were people willing to die for principals. They were willing to stand up for things. I just wish we were in one of those times.
Starting point is 01:15:40 You know what I mean? Yeah. Like I miss. I, I, I, I, I, it's hard for me. to look at other men and see them not care about what's going on and only care about their own shit like it's not you should care about your own shit but you should understand that your own shit is valuable not just because you get to live a life that's good it's it's more valuable because you get to show what's possible right and i don't know like if we're having a real talk like i
Starting point is 01:16:18 I'd much rather be around a bunch of dudes that were ready to ride into battle and like sling some fucking swords of people. And even if it met me getting fucking killed, then then be around a bunch of fucking pussies. You know, real talk. Like I'm fucking over it. You know, I'm tired of people asking me, what the fuck can we do when I've said it for six fucking years? Actually, 12 years now, straight. All right. So it's like, bro, I answer the question.
Starting point is 01:16:46 I answer the question. I answer the question. answer the question, I hold my standards in my own life, I would feel very uncomfortable saying the things that I say if I wasn't doing those things myself. Right. But yeah, man, I don't, I don't know. Like, I just, I don't know. You know, it's frustrating, dude. And I'm not the only one that feels that way. I understand a lot of people feel that way. But, you know, the only way out is through and it's through the hard path. And the hard path is getting your own life in order. And not just for yourself, but for your family and for all the people that
Starting point is 01:17:22 are going to see you get in order because you understand that you're going to, a rising tide lifts all ships. And I wish more people, I wish more people understood that. Yeah. One quick thing before we move on to the thumbs up, if you can go on the White House Twitter, they have posted more confusing images just as we were recording right now. Oh, really? Yeah. So if you go on their page we'll put it on the screen in a minute. I think I'm to the point where like I want to rededicate myself to giving all of my attention to helping people win because that's what I'm the fucking greatest at in my personal skill set.
Starting point is 01:18:05 And, you know, when I started doing Real A-F, this was about bringing awareness. I had a platform. I understood things were going wrong. I really was kind of burned out about talking. talking about winning at that point in time, just because, like, for a lot of reasons, honestly. And I've done that.
Starting point is 01:18:23 I've used that platform. People are awake. They see what's going on. And I think I would be happier if I switched all of my direction back to actually doing things that taught people how to win. Yeah. We know what's going on now what. Right.
Starting point is 01:18:37 Yeah. And, you know, you're going to see me spend more and more my time in that direction. When I talked earlier on the show about big things coming, I think I've got pretty much the biggest thing ever coming in that regard. It's going to make a lot of people look like fucking idiots. Oh, yeah. So. Hell yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:18:54 And it's going to inspire a lot of people. Absolutely. Absolutely, man. What did they do at the White House? Yeah, they just post some more cryptic shit on their fucking feed. What was it? It's just pixelated photos. Okay.
Starting point is 01:19:11 With no caption, no explanation. Yeah, see, that's not cool. not cool yeah well listen man they're making their own bed up there you know what I'm saying like bro nobody wants Trump to win more than me I want Trump to win fuck like like dude
Starting point is 01:19:28 pull up the chat real talk guys real talk real talk real talk do you want Trump to win do you want him to win do you want him to do the shit that he said he was going to do do you want him to kick ass
Starting point is 01:19:42 all of you should everybody should. But the point of the matter is, is they're fucking, they're fumbling the fucking ball. You know what I'm saying? It's like, I want him to win, but it's like,
Starting point is 01:19:57 what the fuck are you doing, dude? Yeah. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, I mean, dude, that's the thing. Like, they're not understanding this. People want Trump to win. They want him to win.
Starting point is 01:20:10 But like, dude, you're not communicating to your base. You're alienating people that have differing opinions in you, or maybe you're confused, or maybe don't have the information. and you're not, like, dude, this is really a problem. Because, like, dude, people want to support you.
Starting point is 01:20:26 People want to get behind you. They want you to be the greatest. They want you to be the greatest. But you're fumbling a fucking ball, bro. You know what I'm saying? I just, yeah. I hate how bad it feels, dude. I know.
Starting point is 01:20:44 It's demoralizing, bro. Yeah. Zach attack there. He says, yeah, support him for 10 years. Bro, no shit. A lot of people voted him for him for three. fucking terms and now they're like what the fuck you know and then you got the leftist saying oh we fucking knew this shit you didn't know shit okay and by the way you don't even know what gender
Starting point is 01:21:04 you are that doesn't meck off and by the way nobody says it like this is such a low IQ thing to say to oh so you're saying kamala would have been better no that's not what the fuck anybody's saying right right and and by the way just because people are criticizing are critical of Trump doesn't mean that they're a leftist and nor to the leftist doesn't mean that we want to be on your fucking team. I'm not on your fucking side of you. That's right. I'm a man.
Starting point is 01:21:35 I know what I am. All right. Bro, I saw a comment the other day. I saw some fucking post, a clip out of my show where I was talking about like critical information going into your brain and then being able to change your mind. I talk about fucking people that were triggered.
Starting point is 01:21:50 Oh, bro. It's like, oh, you finally got it. No, dude. You're not. understand. You still don't understand what I'm saying. Like you're literally, you're literally too fucking stupid to understand what the fuck I'm saying. I'm saying things that should be common sense to people. Like, where's the common sense? Where's the middle of the road? Where's the, hey, we're all on the same boat. We should probably row and sink. Where's that? When do we had a leader
Starting point is 01:22:14 in the last fucking 40 years that's been like that? Yeah. Okay. Non-existent. Dude, there hasn't been because the machine doesn't work with unity, which should tell you everything that you need fucking know. If you want to fucking take the machine apart, you have to unify at the grassroot. And you don't need everybody. No. No.
Starting point is 01:22:35 That's real, dude. That's real, man. Well, guys, it is time, Andy. It's time. Yeah. Time. For our final segment, as always, guys, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's where to bring a headline
Starting point is 01:22:48 in. We talk about it. And we vote on it, give it one of those two options. I don't have bears for you. I do have sharks. This is a new one. Cocaine-fueled sharks are on the prowl in the Caribbean. Scientists blame party and tourists. Jesus Christy.
Starting point is 01:23:11 Yeah, man. Yeah. Bro, listen, let's be, how fucking terrifying, though. You know what I'm saying? Like, you don't know if they want to dance with you or bite you. I think you always assume sharks going to bite you. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. But they might just want to buggy. You know what I think so? Do the fish.
Starting point is 01:23:28 Do the fish? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, this is, this is. Do the fish. Do the fish. What's the fish? No, you know that. You just told me that move.
Starting point is 01:23:41 Come on, man. Someone's going to clip that. Come on, man. I did not show you the fish. Yeah, you know the fish. I've got to show you some moves, but the fish one of them. The fish, you got the worm on the bobber.
Starting point is 01:23:51 And that what you called it? Which was that? Oh, yeah, that one? This one? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. You got to cruise into the car? How's that?
Starting point is 01:24:03 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it going. That's a good. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, man, cocaine-fueled. Cocaine fuel sharks. Fucking fish. They're out there, bro.
Starting point is 01:24:15 You got to be careful. And you know, you really know, you want to know why you really got to be careful? Because they're on cocaine. They're great white sharks. Of course they're not. Oh my God, bro. Yeah, this puts the white and great white. What, do they have in meetings?
Starting point is 01:24:37 We ain't fucking leaving. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, move over cocaine bear. Brazilian scientists have discovered traces of nose candy, caffeine, and painkillers, and sharks. swimming in waters around the Bahamas. These blowfish
Starting point is 01:24:57 that was a go. Aren't getting hooked on purpose. It's the fallout from an uptick in marine pollutants per an awjah calliptic study. What? An a jaw calliptic study? Yeah, they went a little bit far there. Yeah, I don't know, yeah. A jaw calyptic.
Starting point is 01:25:17 Got it. Yeah, got it. Okay, I see what they did there. A jaw calyptic study. I see what they did there. Prove that all sharks. Too far. Are white and racist.
Starting point is 01:25:25 And now they're high on cocaine. Watch up, black people. They're going to be swimming really fast. Yeah. If you don't know how to swim, now it would be a good time to learn. Oh, fuck, dude. Oh, man. Sharks are racist.
Starting point is 01:25:45 Yeah, they are. No, they just, you know, they're going after the easier targets. It can't swim. Okay. All right. That's enough. That's enough. That's enough.
Starting point is 01:25:54 All right. Pharmaceuticals and illicit drugs are increasingly recognized as contaminants of emerging concern in marine environments, particularly in areas undergoing rapid urbanization, see, and tourism-driven development. The researchers wrote while describing the troubling shark op. Oh, Jesus Christ, that's terrible. So they tested 85 specimens. Okay. Are you brailing it over there?
Starting point is 01:26:22 What? Huh? No, it's your speed read. You know? Fuck, dude. What happened? They make sounds, which are called syllables, which you put together. I'm doing it.
Starting point is 01:26:36 I've been doing that. I'm doing that. Yeah, so it took blood samples from 85 sharks, and 28 out of those tested positive for drugs. I'm not going to lie, bro. This picture right here, it does look like he's a little high. That's not a real picture. No, that's a legit picture. It's a legit picture.
Starting point is 01:26:56 That's not a real picture, bro. He's a lot of his fucking teeth. He's got human teeth. No, bro. Yeah, that's a fake teeth, bro. Look, his pupils are dilated? No. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:09 Look at that fucker. You think that's real? Bro, it's real. I take it's off from that geo. Oh, that means it's real. I got on the fucking internet. DJ, you sold the sharks cocaine. Who said that?
Starting point is 01:27:24 Real's eyes like. Don't get me, but I can get a lot of motherfuckers with this. We are losing cabin pressure, but we're going down. Fuck, man. Yeah. The crazy thing is, though, you know,
Starting point is 01:27:40 I feel like this shit is like, I don't know, common conspiracy theory, right? But there was a movie on this. Okay. Sharknato? Cocaine shark. Cocaine shark.
Starting point is 01:27:50 It came out in 2023. Okay. And here we are. Now we got it now, now, now, now, now, now, now they're in the water. Broke. Fuck on, dude. Guys, is that a real shark? Like, it's a legit. I know. Everybody keeps saying it's a tiger shark.
Starting point is 01:28:08 There's no fucking, there's, fuck, there's no fucking word. Did you read the second last. Or did you turn the great white sharks into shiggas. I'm just saying. I'm just, I, I, that's a fucking. I'm in the year, bro. Oh, my God, dude. I do, I'm curious, like, how would you know the difference?
Starting point is 01:28:31 Like, if I see a shark, bro, I wouldn't. I wouldn't be around the shark. Yeah, you're fucked out of the way. Yeah, what's how would you motherfuckers to swim with these things, dude? Yeah, I do. Yeah, I know. You don't ever see black people doing that. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 01:28:43 Well, for another obvious reason, but outside of that reason. Bro, come on, man. It ain't happened. I'm with you guys. I'm with you guys. Let's go steal a bike Let's steal the boat Leave these motherfucking
Starting point is 01:28:57 Fuck, dude I don't know what is wrong with people bro Hey bro, What do you think they sound like When they're high on cocaine I don't know All right, who wins? Cocaine bear or cocaine shark?
Starting point is 01:29:11 Ooh Sounds like a pole Brown bear or Black bear Because they can run fast on land. Okay, this is a real thing. Brown bears don't swim that well or the black ones.
Starting point is 01:29:27 Okay, but the sharks got to be in like, like, you know, deep enough water where the bear can fight it. Got it, okay. So it can't be like out in the ocean. It's got to be like a middle ground. If we're going to, it's a middle ground fight. Like who wins? I think, I think the sharks got them. You do?
Starting point is 01:29:41 I think sharks got them. I mean, I don't know. Yeah. Sharks got them, bro. Like, we put him in one of those, like, the sea world pools or whatever, like a little shallow like little no like on the beach yeah bears on the beach yeah shark swims kind of on the beach you know and they're gonna fight yeah i think sharks got them bro cocaine okay oh now they're both on cocaine yeah okay they're both okay they're both okay they're both okay the bear might have them
Starting point is 01:30:05 the bear might he might pull some bobby brown out it's a good it's a good that'd be a good uh you ever seen those videos online where it's like one chuck norris versus a million yeah simulate that i want to see the fucking cocaine bear versus the cocaine shark yeah i want to see that. I'm with it. Our audience is split, 60, 40. I mean, so they say the bear, huh? They got the bear. I mean, the bear is used to fishing. Yeah, but that's a big fish. But the sharks not
Starting point is 01:30:29 used to bearing. And they're moving faster with the cocaine. Cocaine's a hell of a drug. Yeah. I don't know, but I know this shark's having a great time. There he is. He's partying, bro. He's got the ladies getting sucked on. That's what I'm saying? He's got the ladies on them, dog. He's doing.
Starting point is 01:30:47 A-holes. Let me get some more than I see, hos. I thought he was a white shark. Yeah, well, you know. Hey, Cody, give me some cocaine. Kyle. The name's Dan. How's it going?
Starting point is 01:31:11 All right, that's it. Oh, fuck, dude. That's it. Todd the shark. Oh, man. Fuck. Well, there was. We have it, dude.
Starting point is 01:31:20 Cocaine Bear wins. Cocaine Bears got it. All right. Hell yeah. All right. Hell yeah. All right. We don't need the nerd analysis.
Starting point is 01:31:29 This is your... Shut my pressure. Actually. I'm a short guy. That's right. Actually. Fuck, you. All right.
Starting point is 01:31:40 Guys, Andy. Do you think they leave and never come back then? Not if they're white. But they're not white anymore. They're cocaine white. Yeah. Oh, man. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:31:55 Yeah, man. Yeah. So who's more likely... Who's more likely to steal your bike? No, no, no, no. No, no. The Great White Shark or the black bear? Oh, fuck, dude.
Starting point is 01:32:14 Oh, glad you're black. Oh, no, glad you're back. Hell yeah. All right. Read that one, no. All right. Yeah, man. Hell yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:32:21 All right, guys. That's all I got. We had a good time, man. Hopefully we'll make it to Monday. Fuck. All right, guys. Well, stay safe, man. It's good to see you guys.
Starting point is 01:32:34 Good to hang out. Don't be a hobe. Try the show. Been on the flow. Now my jury box froze. Fuck a bull. Fuck a stole. Counted millions in a cold.
Starting point is 01:32:46 Bad bitch, booted swow. Got her on bank row. Can't fold. Just a no. Shotcase clow close

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