REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 1025. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Plans To Suspend Federal Gas Tax, Hantavirus Cruise Ship & Shane Gillis Infuriates Chelsea Handler

Episode Date: May 12, 2026

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump planning to suspend the federal gas tax as the Iran war hammers Americans, passengers starting to disembarking from the Hantavirus cruise ship in Spain's Canary Islands and Shane Gillis infuriating Chelsea Handler with jokes about her support for Israel and ties to Epstein at Kevin Hart's roast.

Now my jury box froze Fuck a pole Fuck a stole Count it millions in a What is up guys It's Andy Priscilla You're listening to the show For the realist

Say goodbye I almost forgot Say goodbye to the lies And fakeness and delusions Of reality Okay Yeah I'm all over Yep

Just fucking start the show DJ Jesus Don't be a ho Share the show All right Hello children There you go I've been working all day

Hey bro It's been like three weeks Straight of events Every day Dude I was about to say it's been a, yeah, it's been a stretch. Been a stretch. I'm tired, grandpa.

Yeah. My, my 180 IQ is now 160. Oh, I mean, that's still good, though. That's the point. I see what you did there. I'm over here calculating fucking. Yeah, man, what's going on, dog? Nothing, man.

Yoke Fest back in action. I'm getting there. Yeah, bro. Brids and dick this summer. That's it. That's what, that's the theme of the summer, actually. That's right. Ribs and Dick.

That's right. Summer 26. That's it. Plates full. That's, that sounds, sounds a little gay. Summer 26, ribs and dick.

Ribs and dead. Which comes first. Yeah, well, nobody said in that order. You know what I'm saying? I mean, if you ask Bill Cosby,

it's something else. One has to go first. Oh, shit, man. Dude, no, it was a good day. I woke up,

you know, I think it's been like a week or so since I sent you that, that picture of me on the scale. Yeah, right, same weight. Oh, really? Yeah, and I ain't looked at a sense. So we're still, we're maintaining.

We're good there. I got to keep going, though. Yeah. Well, you're going to a point now where if you're lifting, which I haven't seen you lifting, you keep telling me you're lifting. I know you're lying. No, no, no, no. That's no, no, no.

Bullshit. The other day I asked you if you worked out today and you said yes. And then I went back after I walked away because at the end of the day, here's what happens. No, no, no, no. I have witnesses. Uh-uh. I have witnesses. Nope.

It was last week. At the end of the day, I said you train today. What day was it? I don't know. I don't remember. But I said, did you train today? And you said, yeah. And then I went back and I replayed the day.

Okay. And I'm like, no, I was here early today. I was here early and I didn't see DJ in the gym. I didn't leave. Are you in the gym the whole time? I was here the whole time. Uh-huh. and but you weren't here the whole time.

Because you were doing like training and other things like pistol training. So then I did all the math and I said, there's no way he trained. Well, you didn't clarify what type of training. You certainly lied right to my face. No, no, you didn't clarify the type of training. Yeah, I train every day, dog. All right. So now I know I got to watch out.

I got, I got, I got, how do you trust someone with your life when he's going to lie to your face? Oh, no, no, no, bullshit. No, no, I got witnesses. I have an accountability partner. We work out. We got the MRF prep tomorrow. Yeah. Feel free to join us.

You know, I'm getting it in. Okay. I'm getting in. I'm just saying last time you fucking got kind of in shape, you got fat again. No. I think this is the furthest. Cook. Shack.

Yeah. I'm like one for 2000. How do you understand why I never play basketball? Listen, I did it, dude. It's not my blood. It's right. Oh shit, man. No, man, everything's good, though, dude.

Yeah, you better keep going, not get fat again, bro. No, we're keeping a cruising, dog. You know, we'll keep moving, bro. I got, I have no choice. I have no choice. You told me you would fire me. I will. Yeah, got to stay with it, dog.

Yeah, dude, it's been a minute, guys. I know it's been a minute. We've been working. But, you know, one of the last shows we did, talking about the heat man shit. You remember that? I do. Oh, yeah.

I do. And you remember what you told the people? I did. I told them that He Man was the greatest. That's right. And that Man of Arms was my favorite. That's right. That's right.

And they came out with the new Hellcat Man. Hellcat man. Hellcat man showed up the next day. That's right. The brand new Hellcat man. But dude, we got really good people to listen to the show, dude. And you told them not to send you anything. Yeah.

I'm sure somebody did. They sent you some stuff. Fuck. Yeah. I got it. You want to see it? Oh, you got it? Yeah.

I brought the box in, Doc. I tell you guys not to do this shit, man. Let's see what we got here. No way. Yeah, bro. I'm gonna toss it so I can stay on camera. There you go. Skeletor, bro.

Yeah, yeah, bro. No way. Oh, that's an OG, he, man, dog. Toss that bitch. Oh, shit. My aim's getting a little worse. Sorry. Oh, bro, and you got the...

Battlecat. That's right. There we go. Look at those hands. fucking battle cap bro who the fuck sent this love mom from shit shut up

shut up shut up no no your mom did let me see that oh how about you look dude come on man there you go

it really does say by Bob thanks mom there you go dog oh dude that's funny so mom send me some he-man there you go man There we go, baby. Andy loves the heat man.

Is that really for my mom? Yeah, no, that's really cool. Is that someone playing a joke? No, no, no, you know how I know, because no one. Yeah, I know. Yep. Andrew. Oh, yeah.

That's right. Oh, dude, that's hilarious. Yeah, that's a sick, man. Well, thanks, Mom. She watches every show. I'm actually still a good, good little boy. My language might not reflect it all the time, but that's awesome. Yeah, dog.

Fucking battle cap, bro. Yeah. Why is Skeletor so much more jack than he man? He must use first for him. That's what it is. I was going to say, it must be in the jeans. That's what it is. Fuck yeah, man.

Hell yeah, dog. Hey man. Yeah. I'll take it. Hell yeah, man. Well, guys, you know what day it is, dog. We've got to get into it. We got plenty of topics to cruise, things to talk and peruse about.

All right Let's go into it Let's go ahead and do it I did confirm with her She actually did send it here Really? Yes She's asking does he like them

That's so far That would be wild If somebody like played to be your mom You know what I'm saying Like they have people done weird or shit This is true Yeah this is true But yeah man let's get into it

Like stealing my clothes And putting them on And wearing them And then posting pictures of themselves On the internet Yeah Yeah, Zshaun. We had a fucking stalker one time.

We had a stalker breaking to one of my properties, steal my clothes, put them on, take pictures in the mirror. And that's how we ended up fucking catching them. Yeah, when I put it on Facebook. Yeah. And when I put them out of his house, still had the shit on. Fucking weird. Yeah, bro. Stop fuggling me.

Yeah, man. Just be easy. Fuck with somebody else. Please. Please. But yeah, man, let's get into it, guys. Remember, if you would like to see any of these pictures, headlines, videos, links, go to Andy Fricela.com.

You guys can check them all out there for you. That thing said, dude, let's get into it. All right. Headline one, let's kick it off. Gas is high right now. Yeah. It's high. It's high.

You know that meme where it's like, you know, don't be high in the shows that, like, crackhead lady. Yeah. Yeah. That's how I feel about right now. It's crazy. But there is a potential plan. Headline reads,

Trump plans to suspend federal gas tax as Iran Warhammers, Americans. Here's how much you will save. And it's about 18 cents per gallon. Yep. Yep. So Donald Trump is planning to suspend. Dude, that just shows you how out of touch these people really are. Give them 18 cents.

Yeah. That'll help. Fuck. Yep. They explain to that to suspended. Quote, we're going to take off the gas tax for a period of time. And when gas goes down, we'll let it phase back in. The president told CBS News on Monday the break.

So it's 18.4 cents per gallon of gas. 24.4 cents per gallon of diesel would offer modest relief of drivers who have watched prices explode 50% since the war began to a national average of $4.52. cents. If introduced today, the average would drop to $4.34. Still far above the $2.98 drivers were paying before the conflict erupted in February 28. So just in a couple of months is literally double, almost double. Like, that's fucking crazy. For what? For what? What are we getting out of it? Oh, nothing. Nothing. How about no tax? How about no tax on fucking anything until you motherfuckers can balance the budget?

How about not even being eligible for reelection until that happens? How about a whole lot of things that need to change? Okay. This is bullshit, man. And it's almost, I mean, dude, it's not almost, it's insulting that that's like what they do. That's the fix. Right? Yeah.

18 cents, dog. What happened to drill, baby drill and do all our own shit and be energy independent? it and, you know, bring gas down to a dollar a gallon and that, da, that, that, that, that, da, da, what happened to that? Oh, yeah. Well, just like everything else, nothing. Mm-hmm. Well, dude, there's still the other piece of this, too, man, is the amount of, like, tax dollars. We still haven't really got that under control that all the fucking fraud, waste and abuse, right? The, the countless billions of dollars that were sending overseas. I mean, it's funny because that actually got, that actually came up in an interview, um,

Specifically, this was Benjamin Netanyahu did an interview on 60 Minutes, and they asked them specifically about USA going to Israel. Did you hear this? No. Let's check his response. Here's the quote. Do you believe it's time for the state of Israel to reexamine and possibly reset its financial relationship to the United States,

meaning what the United States provides to Israel on an annual basis? Absolutely. And I've said this to President Trump. I've said it into our own people, their jaws drop, but I said, look. What do you mean? What do you say? I want to draw down to zero the American financial support, the financial component of the military cooperation that we have, because we receive $3.8 billion a year.

And I think that it's time that we weaned ourselves from the remaining military support. you give me a timetable? I said, let's start now and do it over the next decade, over the next 10 years, but I want to start now. I don't want to wait for the next Congress. I want to start now. And, you know, it could go down very fast. Okay, let's think about what he's actually saying. Here's what he's actually saying. We need to expand Israel across the Middle East because we can't produce anything inside of our own borders to actually pay for our own shit. And while the United States gives us $3.8 billion, I'm going to make it seem like they only give us $3.8 billion

when in reality we get given much more money by our allies in the banking system who robbed the American people with exorbitant interest rates and then turn around and donate it to our country. So I'm going to make it sound like we only give them 3.8. But under the guise of predatory capitalism, which is exactly what we live under, we're actually getting far more. And if you actually want us to be able to be financially independent, then you must support our conquering of the Middle East so that we can produce enough things to not have to rely on you, the American taxpayer. So if you don't support the war in Iran and our conquering of the Middle least, then you must want to pay us money when in reality, we don't support any of it.

We don't give a fuck because you're not us. And by the way, you hate us. You don't like us. And then you yell at us and make laws against us for saying, hey, they hate us and they don't like us. That's right. So that we can't even say it. Okay.

So let's get real about what he's saying. He's trying to position himself in a way. way, that sounds like he's doing the good thing. But in order for him to do the quote unquote good thing, then we have to support all these other things for the next 10 years. That's right. So like most of the times, again, actually all the time, he's full of shit. So let's be real about what we're talking about here.

Now, so that happens. That's cool. Something else interesting going on right now is a talk of the town surrounding Trump specifically that came out. And this has to go back all the way to Butler, to the Butler assassination attack. Okay. And this is very interesting.

There was a mystery online figure who contacted Trump shooter. Right before the shooting, he's finally been unmasked. And his messages raise chilling questions. And they even brought, like, dude, this is, this is weird because this is a situation.

We really still don't know a whole lot about. I guarantee you it has ties to our own government and all these things. Am I right? right or wrong? Not yet. Okay. Listen, it's fucking weird, though.

All right. It's weird. So there's been this shadowy figure online known as Willie Tepis or Teps. He made contact with one to be Trump assassin, Thomas Trucks. He's a 55-year-old Norwegian neo-Nazi. His name's Bourne-leaf Hemmer Mud. Okay. And he actually confirmed exclusively to the Daily Mail.

And in a heated message exchange with the Daily Mail, he revealed what he believes was behind Crook's evil attempt. Hummerud, who is the Daily Mail's learned, is married with children, lives in Spidenburg and Oslo Suburb, reached out to Crooks four years before the attempt on President Donald Trump's life at an event in Butler, Pennsylvania, after Crook's tag text in a YouTube comment section of a California gun control-related video. Quote, if a gun and a badge is all that is needed, Hemerud told Crooks, quote, then authority obviously comes from the barrel of a gun. We have more guns than they do.

There is no way we can avoid a war at this point, so you better just get used to the idea. Crook's YouTube went dark shortly thereafter, and he was deemed to have no other social media presence. However, Hemad continued to freely post inflammatory, violent, often anti-Semitic messages on the telegram app, recently as last week, where he's contributed between 4,000 and 5,000 posts since 2021. He called for drone swarms and assassins and intentions to kill every single leader,

politician, media personality, and Jews, end quote. Dubbed the Osama bin Laden of the Nazi underworld. This guy even singled out Trump in one post saying, Thank you, Mr. Trump. Those words will be used to hang you. Hemsler Rudd is a proud member of the neo-Nazi group Nordic Resistance Movement and is reportedly missing two fingers on his right hand possibly due to his interest in weaponry. All right. Now, all of this is going on.

This group called Citizens Commission, they use an online tracking tool to kind of sift through all of the post and stuff that he was saying in 83 different channels on the app with the first one dating back to May 16, 2021. And this is what they have to say. quote, what I don't understand is how this guy is still able to keep posting violent stuff if the investigation into crooks was thorough, said a spokesman for the group. How was this Tep's character missed? Or if they knew about him, why did they omit it in speaking about the investigation? From everything we can tell, it appears crooks talked about assassination attempts with a foreign terrorist in the YouTube comment section.

Now, remember the gentleman that was killed? There's a difference between talking about assassination attempts and planning an assassination. Those are two different things. Okay. Well, I mean, and the other piece of this, too, that I look at, it's like, you know, there's been some very consistent things, right? Like with all of these shooters, with the weird manifestos, they all typically are left-leaning, right? This guy, crooks was the same.

There's always some type of rub. There's some type of contact that's made between that individual and some mysterious online person, right? That's kind of like, you know, pushing them almost, if you will, right? Kind of like feet, like, you know, trying to show them down this path to where ultimately is their decision, their actions, that they act on this information. But there's somebody kind of like just just giving a little nudge, right? That's kind of what I picked up from this.

Now, Campitore, the firefighter that was killed in that assassination attempt, right? His wife, Helen, she made it clear that she does not believe the. official account either. She says, quote, if you think that kid just got out of bed and went and shot the president and shot my husband, you're bat shit crazy. She told the Daily Mail Monday. Comptore said she believes that two people high up at the federal level who were there during the Biden administration and are still in their positions are responsible in some way for the assassination attempt. She continues saying, I will find out what happened to him and I will continue focusing on this until the day I die. Good for her. I agree with her. I don't know the specifics.

I don't agree with the specifics because I don't know them. Sure. But I agree that it wasn't just some dork with a rifle. And he was somehow, you know, M.K. Altrued or convinced or, you know, manipulated or brainwash or whatever you want to call it into doing this thing right right well I mean and then even just the back in logistics you know what I'm saying like the the serious failures like how did he get up on the roof how was he on the roof yeah listen man there's more than one person involved in this no matter which way you slice it yeah and there was more than one person involved on the scene no matter which way you slice it no okay they get these people to do these things by straight up lying to them, by the way.

They say, oh, if you do this, you'll be a hero and we'll protect you. And, you know, there's other things in it. You're doing it to save humanity. You won't be attacked, right? And then, you know, they get their brains blown out. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And that serves two purposes.

One, it shows that they got them. So there's no quote unquote investigation. And two, it makes that, you know, it ties up any loose ends. Yeah. You know, yeah. But I mean, to the group that pointed this out, too, it's like it does raise some questions, right? Like, if there was a legitimate contact, why wasn't that mentioned anywhere in the investigation? Well, I mean, Tepis is not wrong.

I mean, what he says is the gun and the badge is all you needed. Then authority comes from the barrel of a gun. I mean, if you have to use the threat of violence to get people to do things, then that's not freedom. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. All authority is derived from some sort of threat of violence. We're just used to living under it.

So. Yeah. Now, there's been other things, Sue happened in the news that it has not been covered, bro. Did you see that Vice President J.D. Vance, his motorcade was shot at? You know, someone told me that, but I never saw that. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. I didn't see anything on the internet about it either.

And that's weird. Well, dude, but do we know that's actually real? No, no, for sure. The dude that shot him, he also. shot a civilian. He's in a coma now because Secret Service returned fire. It has not been covered by any major news, like, article source like that at all. But it's a legit situation that happened. How do you know? I mean, we got people. Yeah. It's a real thing, right? Um, yeah. And then like, I mean, even trying to pull today, right? But J.D. Vance, Merticade shot. Is there any articles

about this at all? Very few. Washington Post did cover. Here you go. Let's a donate. Yeah, here you go. Yeah, he's from Texas. Yeah, Texas man charged in D.C. shooting was walking along... This is the road to the NBA final. Texas man charged in D.C. shooting was walking along the path of Vance's

motorcade agent says. Yeah, the man accused of firing a gun at law enforcement officers near the Washington Monument this week was walking along the path of Vice President J.D. Vance's motorcade before the shooting and made a vulgar remark about the White House after the confrontation. According to the court filing Wednesday, Michael Marks 45 of Midland, Texas

was shot multiple times during Monday's confrontation and was shot in the bat and was in the back of an ambulance on his way to a hospital when he said, fuck the White House and kill me, kill me, kill me,

end quote. Yeah, but nobody's been fucking covering. I mean, there's video of it and everything, dude. His video and everything. And he has... You know, they might not be covering it because they don't want to encourage more of that.

Or it was actually real. that's at least what the conspiracy theorists are saying we mean real like it was a real situation that happened so no coverage but when fake scenarios controlled scenarios happen they cover those oh you're saying like this is a real vigilante this was a real like we talked about last week which i predicted is going to start happening that's right all you have to do is look back in history we are at a point in time no different than what happened in uh 1930s germany where people are suffering so much and there's been so little accountability

and moral degradation has been so overdone to where people feel like they have nothing to lose and when that starts happening, vigil and empty starts to happen. And then you get one, then you get two, then you get four, then you get eight,

then you have a fucking problem. Yeah. Right. So it makes sense to me why they wouldn't put this out there if it was a real situation. Is that him? No, no, that's the firefighter.

Okay. Yeah, that's his wife, Helen. Yeah. That's such bullshit. Dude. It's insane, dude. And like, like, the part two that I don't like is just simply, like, the lack of information

around these scenarios, and they get mad when people question the official narratives, but it's like, you're not releasing anything on it. You know what I'm saying? The butler shit, the fucking Mar-a-Lago shooting. Like, the lack of information about the butler shooting is it should raise red flags for every single person. I mean, real talk.

Like even, you know, like I know that in the conspiracy world or whatever you want to call it, the truth world, you know, most people understand that there was something bigger going on there. But in the normie world, they still take it for face value. Right, right. And clearly it wasn't exactly what they've presented to be, no different than the Charlie Kirk situation,

no different than JFK, no different than any of these things. And I'll tell you what, man, I'm just tired of being lied to. I mean, if you think about the situation that we're in, and you think about that we literally pay more in taxes than we get to keep when you do all the math, and then you think about how much they lie to us and how much they manipulate us and how much they gaslight us into believing that we're free, while they go ahead and make anti-speech loss, so you can't criticize people that are doing nefarious things, right?

Like, it just gets me madder and matter and matter when you really, like, think about what is actually happening here. I mean, when you walk down to the gas station, you see dudes in their construction vests coming off of work, you know, they're covered in dirt because they work their asses off all day. And they're counting change out to buy. a fucking sandwich.

That's not right, man. And it disgusts me as an American that these people who are, you know, worth hundreds of millions and billions of dollars are willing to squeeze people that fucking hard. Forget at all, okay? Like, it shouldn't be at all.

This is supposed to be land of the free. That's what this country was founded upon. It's supposed to be very little government interfering very little in everyday life. And it has become the opposite of that. And we are the worker bees of the world. We are the only people in the world who are told they're free, who get told that we live in the best country in the world,

get told all of these things, and then get told to go work hard and this and that, and they're all virtues, which I believe those are strong virtues. They're biblical virtues. But then to have the fruits of our labor ripped from us and confiscated by what is really just a modern day royal system, just like has been happening, you know, for thousands of years.

And this is why empire's fault. And this is why there's revolutions. Because eventually the people get tired of it. They do the math and they realize there are far more of us than there are of them. And the fear is what keeps us to transform. realizing that, right? Like everybody, like the tax thing, for example, if everybody just stopped paying taxes, a lot of this would solve itself. But the truth of the matter is everybody's afraid to stop paying taxes. But the truth is they don't have the manpower to do fucking

anything about it. They can't do anything about it. It takes them three or four years to figure out if you, the citizen, doesn't pay your tax. So what if, you know, 200 million people decided, I'm not doing it. What are they going to do? They can't, nothing. They can't do anything. So they don't have the power to do it. Their power is largely based on intimidation and fear.

All right. And in order for us to get our country back, we're going to have to come to the realization that that is what their power is based upon. It's based upon fear. It's based upon intimidation. And we no longer live in the country that we have been brought up to believe that we live in. That is just a matter of fact. Now, when we say this is the greatest country in the world,

I think we have the greatest people in the world. I think we have the greatest intentions of the world. I think the American spirit is the best in the world. But take all of that away and say, we live in the greatest country in the world. By what metric are we defining that? Because by all measurable metrics, that is not currently true.

It hasn't been for a minute. That's right, for a long time. And the reason that people don't realize it is because they're kept in such a place of poverty. They can't even afford to go anywhere else. Yeah. You know, you go to Japan, dude. Like, you go to Japan, they've protected their culture, okay? Japanese culture has been Japanese culture for thousands of years.

They don't allow it to be diluted. It's a high-trust society. You can leave your bike out. You can leave your keys to your car on your car. You can walk around and do whatever you want and nobody does anything. people understand standards people understand that we are the collective of Japanese people and this is how we operate and America culture has been intentionally diluted to such a point where we have yes we have people that operate as if we're supposed to as Americans but then we have a whole bunch of other people

that don't do shit that these people who are doing the right thing have to fun okay and it's a best, man. And unfortunately, you know, or fortunately, however you want to look at it, we're living in a situation where there is going to be a turn. And what the turn is is what we decide it to be. And that's the thing that the people have to understand. This is going to go one of two ways. This is going to go the way of we get our country back. We remove all of these ridiculous taxes and this ridiculous oppression financially that we have in the country and will restore American standards and American culture? Or we're going to become the shithole of the world. Those are the two things that are going to happen here. And it's up to the American people to decide. They are going

to have to wake up. They're going to have to become aware. They're going to have to stop fighting over stupid things that we are intentionally propagated to fight over like, you know, identity politics, you know, black, white, gay straight, all these things that really, and out here in the real world aren't even things that we like have in our face on a regular basis. But what we do have on our face on a regular basis is the unaffordability of basic needs for a lot of people. The lack of opportunity to get out of these holes because the system is rigged against them. And, you know, it's interesting how people will fight over things that they never have to deal with in real life or very rarely have to deal with in real life. But they won't address the things

that affect them on a daily basis. They'll just let those things slide. Yeah, let's say the sea turtles. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't make sense. And I think that comes from a position of, you know, people feel powerless. But dude, that's not the case. That's a big lie. Okay.

They intentionally make us feel powerless so that we won't question, won't ask, won't challenge the status quo of them, the elite, the very rich, milking the regular American people into a place of financial hardship. So much show to the point where they don't. don't have the ability to worry about the system being fixed because they're too worried about figuring out how to survive. Yeah. And, uh,

Yeah, bro. Well, it's what you say too, dude, it's like, it's much easier to fight a faceless enemy, a faceless, nameless enemy than it is to confront a real,

a real threat, real enemy. It's much more easier to do that, bro. So yeah, it's fight the system. It's just low IQ shit. And like people,

you know, like this, this, like look at the internet, dude. And look at all these people like, Look at the current argument. Okay.

That guy's a Fed. No, that guy's a Fed. No, that guy's a Fed. Let me tell you something. We're all fucking feds because we're all employees of the government because they steal way more of our fucking dollars than we get to keep. That makes us employees of them. So if you want to be real about it,

you all are fucking feds. Every single fucking one of you, you just don't fucking get it. That's right. Okay. So like, why don't we stop arguing about all of these things and figure out that we're all on the same team,

and those motherfuckers ain't. The day that happens is when things start to get better. But people would rather get clicks and likes and shares because a lot of these quote-unquote talking heads have had the funds that used to go to the media and now funneled to them, and this is their only way they've ever made any sort of financial gain in their life.

They weren't successful before this. They didn't have money before this. They weren't famous before this, but now they are. So they find every single thing to fight about, about they possibly can. And that division and that constant antagonization amongst the people of each other

is what's costing, it's costing us our country. It's costing us everything. Okay, so like before you go out there and say, that guy's a fed, that guy's a fed, well, you're a fed too, motherfucker. You just don't know it. That's right.

You haven't put it together yet. You pay more in tax to them than you get to keep. Oh, I only pay 30%. No, the fuck you don't. You're not adding in all. the other tax. You're not adding in the tax you pay on food. You're not adding in the tax you pay on gas. You're not adding in the tax you pay to own property. How can you be free if you don't even own your property? How can you be free if you can buy a house? And then if you don't pay your

property tax, they can take it back. That's not fucking freedom. You don't own shit. It's all lie. So. But here's 18 cents off. Yeah. Like, dude, it's just, bro, it's, it's, you know, it's low, It's just low IQ. It's low IQ, selfish, self-serving nonsense. Yeah. That's what it is. You know? Yeah.

Yeah. That tells what you guys think, man. Down to the comments. Let us know, man. Oh, he's a Fed. Yeah, so are you. That's right. So are you.

You may not have an official title, but you're an employee of the government when you, when you, you know what I'm saying? Like, they own you. They own you. Yeah, man. Dude, that, that division shit that, like, bro, it's so annoying. It's so annoying.

There's bigger fish to fry guys. Yeah. Let's keep cruising, though, man. This is, uh, we got more. We got more. Yeah. Yeah, headline two. Let's dive into it.

Now, I know. Oh, that guy's bought and paid for. Yeah, so are you. That's right. So are you. You don't, you're not, you're not getting it, dude. They own you. They own you.

They fucking. own you. You just haven't realized it. Yeah. Got to do an update since last time to talk, dude. I'm not liking what I'm seeing with COVID

2.0. I'm not. And there's some, like, bro, this might be some tin foil hat time. Okay? Because there's a lot of interesting shit happening in this. Let's dive into it, though. So they started debarking, disembarking

the cruise ship. Right. They landed in Spain. They started, you know, passing them out. Which is interesting. Like, full stop right there, bro. If there's some shit that's already contained, how about we just keep that shit there for a minute?

You know what I'm saying? I mean, that's logical, isn't it? No, let's spread them out throughout the world, right? What has anything that they've done over the last six years been based in any sort of logic? Any logic. Yeah, bro. No, listen, I get it, dude.

But yeah, yeah, so they started letting these motherfuckers off the ship. They started disembarking on Sunday. And, um, CNN had a fucking, ugh, shit. CNN had a case tracker on the other day. Oh,

bro, that's what I'm, dude, that's what I'm saying, dude. I know. Like, bro.

Dude. Fuck. Um, yes, let's try letting these motherfuckers off, off the fucking, uh, ship,

right? And, um, to your surprise, anybody's surprised. There's U.S., there's sprint and evacuees. they've already tested positive.

Okay. And they're already here. They're already here. There's a video here. Two of those patients, they're now in Atlanta at Emory Hospital. Now, once you guys to watch this clip,

if you guys are listening to audio, pause it, come over to fucking YouTube, come check this clip out. That looks exactly like the shit they were playing at the beginning of COVID. Oh, man.

Exactly. Dude. Yeah, let's watch this, guys. Now, no, there's no audio here, but you're watching this, okay? This was taken today when this show's being recorded, okay? These patients coming in, everybody's in hazmat suits, except for that one guy. That's kind of weird. But yeah, let me get in a full hazmat suit.

What are you guys mask on? Got the mask. He's got that N95 on. He's good. Social distancing, right? Okay. Now, I tried to scrub the internet today, Andy. because we had just talking about it.

You were all those videos and shit from 2020, dude. Like, you can't, it's hard to find any of them. Yeah. I had to use the way, way back machine. Yeah. To fucking pull this clip that I'm about to show you here. This was just, just to remind people, this is what it looked like in 2020, not very long ago. Shit like this.

Okay, this was out of China. People passing out. They got the bubble suits on. The fucking roadblocks they would do. People laying in the street. Dude. It was everybody. It was everywhere, dude.

They're just laying out. They're showing people like laying dead in the street. How many times during COVID did you come across someone just laying dead in the street from COVID? Often, not from COVID from like fentanyl or something else. Yeah. You know, so there's a difference. Not same same. Erely similar.

Yeah. Erely similar. What did I tell you guys was likely going to happen to? Well, let me remind you. What I said was, is that. eventually because of the way that COVID went down, the nefarious play would be to release something that actually does kill people so that everybody would ignore it

and then actually get sick. And then they could blame the people who were criticizing it. And who deniers. The COVID deniers. They could blame them and hold them accountable for the quote unquote misinformation. It's what they tried to do during COVID too So now in an interesting update

Right you remember this dude we covered him You remember that we played this video He's crying right this guy yeah I want to show you so this he was Allegedly one of the guys on the cruise shit He's probably some fucking Actor from a shampoo commercial or some shit You know what I'm saying

I guess what's gonna happen we're gonna find out This dude is like there's something. It's 10 times worse. Oh, really? Oh, bro. It's 10 times fucking worse, dude. Okay, so this video right, uh, we played on the show last week, okay? Uh, but being the internet,

nothing gets deleted. This video, this next clip is from 2021. Same guy. Let's check this out. Damn, they're the same shirt. You must like green. Check this clip out. Let's get vaccinated. Gorgeous vaccinated girls. Get boosted.

And gorgeous boosted girls get boosted again if you're eligible. Okay. Yeah. All right. So this is Jake Rosmarin. Okay. Jake Rosmarin.

All right. From Boston, right? I did a little digging. This is on his LinkedIn page. He spent a little stint at the Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs. Okay. Where he performed standard research collection analysis using, using a variety of online databases assisted in videography,

recording and editing of interviews with political analysts, and responsible for posting and monitoring web articles written by field experts. He's a student photographer, and he likes the theaters. Now, the rabbit hole gets a little crazier, right? Because this is, I'm pulling this stuff off online. I'm trying to verify it myself, right?

Did you know that the Hebrew slang for Hanta means nonsense, a lie, a scam, a hoax, or something totally fake? I did not. Isn't that fucking weird? Now, they've already started putting fucking, you know, the Snopes fucking fact checks and shit on there. And yes, it does mean that.

However, this should not be confused with the Hansa virus, which comes from the Hanson Valley in Korea is so they're saying. Now, I know you're big on accountability, seeking it, wanting it, right? And it's so interesting because, again, We talked last show about this, right? Somebody's listening, Andy. Somebody's listening. Headline reads,

Senator Rand Paul, a whistleblower's revelation about the COVID cover-up is coming as the American people want Fauci behind bars. No, we don't want him behind bars. We want him in a wood chipper. That's right. That's right. Yeah, Rand Paul, dog.

I don't think woodchipper is good enough for Fauci. That's the vice. I think we're talking full braveheart. I say do what he did to the Beagles. Yeah, put his head in a little thing and let the fucking flesh eating ants eat them. Give him real COVID. And put a put a put it like one of those cameras on him just to watch for, you know, I can just take a few weeks or whatever.

Keep him alive, you know, put an IV on him. You know what I'm saying? Feed him through a tube. Give him some adrenaline every now and then. Yeah, like like that movie with Gerard Butler where he catches that, that guy that killed his family. a law abiding citizen. Yep. Right?

Yeah. He puts a, he puts IV and gives him adrenaline and makes sure that he stays alive as long as possible. That's what that man deserves. Yeah. Well, it may be coming sooner than you. Sooner than we think. All right. Now, Rampal, I like Rampal.

He's cool, right? He's, you know, typically true to his word. I haven't seen a whole lot. I'm sure there's stuff out there. I have not seen yet. But what I've seen shows me he's a pretty good dude. And he's intensifying efforts to hold. Dr. Anthony Fauci accountable for alleged lies to Congress regarding gain of function of research.

Now, of course, this is just the surface. Now, the deadline for the statute of limitations on Fauci's criminal referral is today. Although the Trump Justice Department led by former Attorney General Pambandi or acting Attorney General Tom Blanche has not issued any public comments regarding potential charges. Rand Paul is committed to maintain the pressure on the COVID cover up. He has scheduled a Senate hearing for Wednesday, this Wednesday, May 13th at 10 a.m. He posted this out. And this comes shortly after, or shortly before, I should say, David Morins.

Dr. Fauci's top advisor, he was indicted. But Fauci still walks free. And yeah, an important indictment was announced against David Morins, a former top Fauci official for allegedly hiding COVID-related records using a private email account. So he's been indicted. He's good, but Foucher still out there. Now, Rand Paul has submitted a few tweets. There's no statute of limitations on crimes against humanity.

There's not. There's not. But Rand Paul tweeted this out. He says, next week, I'm holding a hearing with a whistleblower who would testify publicly about the COVID cover up. Mark your calendars, Wednesday, May 13th at 10 a.m. The truth is coming. In a subsequent tweet, a post this out. This was in response to James Wood.

saying this is a do nothing Congress. They won't do anything except line their own pockets. It's exhausting and beyond disappointing. But you know that. Fouchy will walk free, smug little prick that he is. To which Rand Paul replied, while we can all have our beefs with Congress, this isn't in our hands any longer.

I did the work, investigated, and sent multiple criminal referrals to the DOJ. Whether he is indicted or not, now is not up to Congress. It is up to the DOJ and no one is. No, it's not. It's up to you, motherfucker. You were elected.

You took an oath. You are there to represent the people. All of these people should be putting abnormal amounts of pressure on the DOJ to get this done. This idea of kicking the can over, oh, it's them or oh, it's them or oh, it's them. That's just another way of letting nothing happen. Okay. Here's the bottom line. All of you fucks were elected to fucking represent the betterment of the people.

And you don't do it because you make more money in Congress than you. you could in real life. That's it. You don't want to sacrifice your position. You don't actually represent the American people. And if you did, these people would have been held accountable a long time ago. But they're not because you're all fucking pussies and you won't fucking sacrifice your own or potentially sacrifice your own well-being for what is right, which is what you swore to do. So don't give me this shit, Rand Paul, about, oh, it's not in my hands. You're a part of the fucking problem just like everybody fucking else. else.

Okay. Now, I can appreciate what you say. I can appreciate that you get up and say things that we all know

to be true. But unless there's actually accountability, you're no different than anybody else. And that's the bottom line. And that goes for every single one

of you elected pussies up there in fucking Washington, D.C. Do you know what else this gave me vibes of too, bro?

It's the standard playbook that they've been running where like when something's going on, Oh, that's their fault. Not only that, but it's like something, something's going on, major event, whatever the case is, right? And people start calling bullshit too much. Boom, let's move to the next thing.

Well, no shit. Same playbook. Yeah, over and over and over. Oh, we hate what's going on with Israel. Oh, by the way, hentavirus. Right. Well, I mean, like in the timeline, right, well, before that. And then when we figure out the hentrovirus is bullshit, there'll be another war.

And this is all to avoid accountability for the oppression and the criminal injustices that our own government, who was elected to represent the people continuously participate in. That is what the point is. They do not want to do anything that will sacrifice their own position and their own well-being and their own income, which, by the way, comes at the fleecy. of the American people. Why are we not, why do we not, uh, deport all of these Somali migrants?

Why are they not out of here? Why are all of these illegal migrants that have come over here? Why are they not gone? But there's only one reason. There's only one. We could say, oh, it's because of this or because of that or because of that. No, there's one fucking reason.

And the reason is they don't want to. That's it. Do you think that that was like ever a serious plan? I don't know if it's a serious plan like they all get like it started off as a serious No, you really want these people out. No, I'm not look what do you think? I don't know. I'm not in the room.

But at the end of the day, the bottom line is, is if they wanted them gone, they would be gone. And that is it. That's the end of, that's the bottom line. Yeah. If they wanted them gone, they'd be gone. And they're not gone, which means they'd be gone. which means they don't want them gone. Okay.

Now, do I believe it was a coordinated plan? I absolutely 100% believe that it was a coordinated plan by Democrats, by Democrats, to flood the country with potential voters because they have alienated a lot of the black and minority voters by overpromising and never delivering,

not under-deliving, never delivering, which has disenfranchised a lot of their traditional voter base. So when you've disenfranchised your traditional voter base, common sense would say, we need to fix that. So let's go out and let's do what's right and let's fix this with these people. But that's not how these people think because they have no intention of fixing anything because the way they make money is by embezzling, and stealing and misappropriating the funds that they promise our minorities for their own benefit.

So instead of actually fixing what's going on, they say, okay, well, fuck them. They can vote however they want. We'll bring in a whole bunch of new people. We'll just replace them. Yeah, that's it. And I think there's a lot more to that than just the Democrats wanting their votes. I think there's that. I also think there is the destabilization of American culture, which is I don't think all of the Democrats, like, I don't think they're smart enough to understand.

I think that comes from higher up the chain, people that are in the world economic forum, people that are very anti-white and they want to remove the quote-unquote threat of white Americans or white people in general. You know, I think there's a lot of different reasons But and they all come from different levels Okay, I don't I don't think all these Democrats understand like I think they probably All understand the voting part right We need more voters so we can stay in power and get the money I think these people are pretty fucking stupid I don't think a lot of them understand

What the real reason is yeah 10,000 foot that's yeah that's right Yeah, yeah. But like... Well, I mean, the right ain't safe in that either, though, right? No, no, no, that's what I'm saying. When them people came in, dude,

they were busing them further into the country. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, guys like getting down in Texas. Like, bro, that's... Like, Abbott. Why the fuck would we do that? Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Like, no, like, okay, if you're gonna spend taxpayer money on a bus or a fucking flight, send them back home. Listen, I think they all suck. But I do think that the Democrats are responsible

for that part of it. For sure. For sure. I think the Republicans, I think they have been infiltrated at a degree by a lot of people who aren't actually Republicans or conservative, who ran under that banner, who actually represent the interests of the Democrats. With all that being said, your original question was, do you think it's an official plan? I don't think they get in a room together and say, oh, man, you know, here. Here's the plan as a collective. But I think there's things that are understood

that don't need to be explained. And I think that's more of what is going on at this point in time. Yeah. Yeah. But again, yeah, they could all meet down at the, you know, their little secret handshake dungeon. That's right. Where they eat children or whatever the fuck they do.

And, you know, and yeah, they could all be on the same page. but I think these people are very stupid. I think these people, the reason that they have sought government positions is always, and I believe this with 99% of these people, is always to serve their own interests. That's it. I think there's a few guys up there that are true Americans that represent people. And those are the ones that get to attack the most, like Thomas Massey. Okay.

Timbership. Yeah. These are the guys that get blasted. So they answer your question. I don't know. Yeah. Do you think the sentiment of trying to get these people out of the country was a real point?

Like, do you think that was like? I think they knew. I think they look at. Do you think that was just a ploy used to that? I think these people look at the polls. They understand the pain points that the people want. They play to those pay points. And they have no shame in not doing anything that they tell us they're going to do.

Yeah. That's what I think. Yeah. They've been doing it to the black community for fucking 60 years. Okay. They go in every two years and they say, hey, black people, we're going to fix all the shit that the white guys did to you. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, right.

Yeah, they get them all excited. And then what they do, what they do is then they blame Whitey, all right? And they drive that narrative of racism and they promise all this shit. And then when they can't deliver it, because they've stolen the money. money or they've misappropriated the funds or they were allowed fraud to funnel it back to them then they come in again and say man we try but why'd he fucked it up and that serves a lot of different purposes it removes accountability from them it gets the focus back on people who aren't really the enemy and it creates enough division to where nobody can really see what is actually going on yeah

guys jumping on this conversation man let us know what you guys think down in the comments biting. That's your boy, yeah. Let's keep cruising, man. We got headline three. This is probably one of my favorite dudes out there right now in the game.

Shane Gillis is in the news. Yeah. What do you do? I mean, I thought he did great. I thought he did great. So headline three reads, Shane Gillis infuriates Chelsea Handler with shocking jokes about her support for Israel

and ties to Jeffrey Epstein at brutal Kevin Hartrose. the roast things are funny to me I don't think I would ever want to submit to that type of torture you know what I'm saying like don't roast me I don't do well in those environments

I would want to fight I think it just depends on the nature of you know of it would you do a roast I mean I'd be pretty easy to roast I'm aware of that would you yeah I mean Zishan does a pretty good impression

of Andy you know dude we should do a company remember that video you guys made a couple years ago that shit was funny as fuck dude that shit was so funny dude who would be your panel like who would you want to roast you i mean it has to be people that know you yeah right that's true so i don't know i'm not i'm not big enough to have a roast yet no we can have you guys can roast me yeah right we have an internal roast yeah right okay we do that every day though true it just depends on who's the subject of the roasting that's right i mean are you really

friends with someone if you don't roast the fuck out of them i mean i don't feel like we can be friends if I can't roast you. Not only that, like if I don't like you, I don't care enough to roast you. I just say you're a fucking piece of shit. Fuck you. If I don't make you feel terrible,

then we're probably not friends. Yeah. Like, I don't even want to waste my wit on you. That's right. That's right, dude. Hell yeah. Yeah.

I do like that culture's getting back to that. It is. Well, I mean, that's kind of where I want to talk about today on this, bro, easy on it, dude. But it's just like, are there any lines of comedy? I don't think there can be if we're going to call it comedy.

You know what I'm saying? I don't think there should be. No. But yeah, and so Shane Gillis is making some news. Shane Gillis and Chelsea Handler traded Barbes during Netflix's, the roast of Kevin Hart. That's the first mistake. What's that?

Shane Gillis is funny. Chelsea Handler has never been fun. She's never been funny. There's never been anything funny about her. She openly talks about how she's a fucking whore And how she's a total degenerate And the shit's not fun Like I've never thought

You know who else is not funny is that that fat girl The one with the little fucking mouth and shit I can't think of her name Well that sounds like an oxymoron She looks like this Who Fat girl with little mouths I'm not searching that on my computer

Is she shot searched that She's super annoying Melissa McCarthy No she's White. White. Okay. She's annoying.

I don't understand why she's famous. Amy Schumer. Amy Schumer. That person is not funny at all. Show me a clip in the history of Amy Schumer. That is, that you laughed at. Like there's not a single one, bro.

This one right here that's going to go out. There's not a single one. So like where did this woman come from? Yeah. Like she, like, who invited her? Yeah. Like, for real. I mean.

Yeah. Well, Shane Gillis is definitely. I would want to fucking go back and forth with it. I love Shane Gillis. I think he's the best in the game right now. I actually think he's one of the best of all time. He's getting there already. He's getting there.

He's getting there. He's funny, dude. Listen, in comedy, there are, to be some of the best of all time, you have to dominate an era. Yeah. Okay. Eddie Murphy dominated an era in the 80s. George Carlin dominated an era.

Don Rickles? That was what the 50s? Martin, or, uh, what? Martin. Martin Lawrence. Dominated an era, believe it or not. His stand-up used to be fucking hilarious. Dave Chappelle.

Dave Chappelle, dominated era. This is Shane Gillis era. Yeah. Okay. So he, in my opinion, he's one of the greatest ever. Yeah. Already.

Yeah. Well, I mean, listen, there's a lot to be said for that. There's a lot to be said for that. But yeah, so Kevin Hart had a roast on yesterday. And Shane Gillis was invited and he decided. You know, they all take turns, roasting, whoever the panel is, right? Shane Gillis went in, bro. Let's check this clip.

Chelsea is a Zionist. I'm not saying that's good or bad. Speaking of dead kids, she's a big fan of abortions. Chelsea's been scraped more times than the grill at Benny Hanna. Speaking of tossing tiny shrimp into a child's mouth, Chelsea Handler went to dinner at Jeffrey Epstein's house in 2010. It's just a fun one. You can look it up.

There's articles. It wasn't like a big party. There was like seven people there. And it was like Prince Andrew and Woody Allen were there. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, Chelsea Handler. And Shane, just so you know, Judaism and Zionism are two different things. Kind of like how Chinatown and Koreatown, are two different things,

but your favorite slur works in both places. Shane has been accused of being anti-Asian, which is ironic, considering he has the complexion and physique of a steam dumpling. Yeah, see, you're all gunned, lady. Yeah. Like, they're not hitting, though.

That she wasn't funny. No. By the way, I don't think that was a joke. I don't think he was joking at all. I don't know. I think he was trying to expose exactly who the fuck that is. is.

You know. There's Shane's with it. Bro, you know, yes. He's fucking with it. 100% he is. And not only that, dude, you know how the most effective way to get the truth out is? Pretend like it's a joke.

Yeah, that's right. It makes it way more power. Because then you can, it's plausible than liability. That's right. I was just playing. Just joke. Yeah, no, bitch.

You were there. You probably ate some fucking things that you ain't supposed to eat. That's right. And when I talk about pussy. Bro, Jesus, Zionist. Speaking of dead kids, bro, that's crazy work, dog. Yeah. That's crazy work, bro.

I didn't like that, but like it's, but I also think that that's him pointing out some, some uncomfortable truths. It's like, uh, what's that? Grievous, Gravis, grievous did a few years ago where he went out and hosted the, uh, Ricky Gravis. Oh, yeah, bro. Yeah, he, I thought his name was Jermacy or something. I don't fucking know.

Yeah, one of those. Get a new name. Jervis. Yeah. He fucking destroyed that. Yeah. And that was all true. And then he got blackballed.

And you know what? He wouldn't have got blackballed if it was actually not true. That's right. It was just a joke. He's a comedian, guys. Relax. You know, oh,

all of a sudden he's blackballed. All the sudden, Russell Brand is blackballed. You know, it's not because they're fucking lying. Can they blackball Shane Gillis though? No. I don't think it's possible.

No. Because Shane Gillis owns the culture, bro. The culture's with him. I mean, look, bro. If they tried to, You're still going to go to his shit. Fuck you. Not only that, I'm going to go to his shit more.

I'm going to buy fucking tickets to shows I ain't even going to go to. This Andy's fellows, he's about every ticket. Who the fuck is this? He's never, he's never here. Yeah, but that's the truth. I mean, cancel him, bro. His career's going to get bigger. Yeah, he looks good, too, dude.

He doesn't have lost a little bit weight. Lost a little weight, dude. Maybe drink a little less, too. Yeah. Yeah, no, he's the funny stuff. I like Shane Gillis a lot, dude. Well, dude, I like him a lot. Yeah.

And, you know, Chelsea tried to clap back. Here's another little snippet. Bro, because she's not funny. No. Here's another attempt here. Now that your favorite. Real quick, before, you could tell this, like, she was pissed. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Because, like, she tries to say a joke, but, like, exposed. Bro. She's pissed in this. And you can't, you can't tell funny jokes when you're actually mad. No, bro. It's impossible. It's fucking impossible.

You totally throws you off the game. Y'all got small dicks, too. Yeah. Your mom. Yeah, that's right. All right. this their clap back though. Now that your favorite leader is making the draft mandatory,

I assume that all of you will be signing up to go fight in Iran. Or do you tough talking pussies only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals? I don't know. When are you going to Iran, bitch? Piping in applause and claps and cheers, please. Hey, when are you going to Iran, lady? And by the way, it's your people trying to get everybody to fucking go over there. That's right.

Okay? When are you going? Yeah, when are you going? That's right. Okay. All of these people to support this shit. shit, sign the fuck up. You know, we don't see none of that.

You know, if there's a song by System of the Down and it says, why don't presidents fight the wars? If the presidents fought the wars like they used to 500 years ago when they wrote out there on fucking horseback, we would have less wars. Okay? My personal opinion is every single person who advocates for war, their kids should be automatically entered into the drive. And if you're a politician and you advocate for war,

your kids should go first. Along with you. Along with you. Agree. Yeah. Fucking you go. But if you're 70. Yeah.

Send your kids. Yeah. If you're voting for war and you're in Congress or you're supporting the war, you're wearing a little fucking flag that ain't ours, then your kids should be the first motherfuckers over there. That's the truth. And I think most Americans would fucking agree with that. Yeah.

Yeah. Make them think twice. Yeah, would. Yeah. But no. They don't want that. They want to send their their poor rural inner city Americans to fight their fucking bullshit wars. That's been going on for fucking ever.

Yep. Here's a cool uniform. You can get you a fucking nice little. Oh, yeah. We'll give you a ribbon after you're dead. That's right. And there's honor in that. Look, dude, they're used to be honor in fighting for America, bro.

But the last several wars going back to World War one and two have been fought. as a lie. They've fought for causes that weren't true. And there's no way for those men to have known that. So while they believe that they're going to fight wars for the betterment of our people, which is very noble and very brave, and I respect pretty much more than I respect anything else in the world,

we have to understand that those causes were lies. They were lies, okay? My grandfather, who was killed, who never met his family, who never met my dad, who never got to see my dad grow up, never got to see my brother go play pro baseball or we built these, do any of these things that we've done.

He died based upon things that weren't entirely true. And that's a fucking reality. It's fucked up. Okay, yeah, that's fucked up. So while I 100% support our troops, and it's been one of the biggest things I've advocated for in the history of my entire life, and I still do.

You could support troops, and not support the people who are making the troops go fight. Yeah. That's 100%. So why don't we change that? You know what? If I was president, I would make that out of the reality. Y'all vote for war.

Your kids got to go. I don't care if they're 40. I don't care if they're 45. They got to go because you're voting for other people to sacrifice their children. You have no skin in the game. So you have to have the skin in the game too. And by the way, they should go first. And by the way, no more stock trading to, you know,

to fucking benefit off the war. Bro, everybody's seeing it now. The emperor has no clothes. Okay? Everybody sees behind the curtain. It's just a matter of time now. Yeah. Yeah.

So she also added to, uh, during that exchange, she said, uh, quote, we're all just lucky none of you could afford an island. So not even fucking like me, bro. She, she was caught dead to right, bro. She's fucked. Um, but one thing that I want to, I want to bring up because I thought this was interesting, dude. It's like, again, like comedies was just one of those things.

It's like, can there be lines of comedy? I don't think so. I don't think there can be lines, right? No, it's either all or nothing. It's no different than free speech. Right, right. Now, the only reason that you would try to control free speech is if you're afraid of the truth. Right.

That's the only reason, the only reason that free speech would be censored or certain things would be illegal is because they are true. Yeah. That's why. Not because they're lies. No, it's because they're true. Yeah. Otherwise, you would just hear those people and you would be like, yeah, that guy's fucking crazy. Yeah.

Well, Kill Tony. He was there in attendance too and he had this to say in reference to Kevin Hart. Let's check this clip. You know, Kevin, they told me not to mention your kids on this roast, but I must say, you did good. They've gotten so big, they now buckle Kevin up in the car seat. It's true. He lost his gig hosting the Academy Awards because of some homophobic tweets, but you'd be homophobic if you were eye level with everyone's cock.

He got to know at this fight on a private plane, proof that no matter how much money black people have, they're still just going to act like ninjas. Like Bill Cosby, Hart is a black comedian from Philadelphia, and like Bill Cosby, women don't know when Kevin is inside of them.

You've done good, though, Kevin. The black community is so proud of you right now. George Floyd is looking up as at a all laughing so hard that he can't breathe. God bless you, Kevin. God bless this room. And God bless the United States of America. There you so much.

Bro, I think Hinchcliff is one of the greatest too, man. Like, he's underrated. Yeah, very underrated. Very underrated. See, I don't, I don't think comedy is judged on, like, crowd work. Okay? Like, a lot of dudes are good at the crowd work. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Real comedy. Like, real legendary comedy is just them telling stories like that. That is fucking funny. It is, bro. I love Hitchcliff, dude. No, dude, he's fucking hilarious, dude. He's fucking hilarious.

And I think my dream, one of my personal dreams, like, for real, is to, like, sit at that table and be on a show. Just talk shit, right? Yeah, yeah, just talk shit. Well, I mean, dude, with that, dude, like, I mean, it's guys like, like, what I really like about him is what he's kind of done for the comedy game, bro. He's given it. Yeah, bro.

Like, there's no more barrier to entry. You don't need a big Netflix special to get exposed. Well, dude, that comes from culture waking up to. Yeah. Okay. Like, everybody's waking up to this idea. They know it's bullshit. They know the fucking black, white drama is 99% bullshit.

Mm-hmm. Here's the facts of the matter. The facts of the matter is this. If black people and white people can laugh at each other and finally get along and get together and realize, hey, man, we're all getting fucked. those people in Washington couldn't do a motherfucking thing. Nothing. Our biggest handicap in this country right now is the division between black and white.

And it's closing. It's closing. Yeah. Which is great. That's awesome to see, dude. Like, bro, when we make little racist jokes or like when we fucking joke back and forth, dude, that's the shit that, like, that people laugh at the most on my stories. And by the way, most, it's funny because most of the people that laugh the hardest happen to be black.

Yeah. And then you got the white people like, oh, Is it okay laughing? What's even worse, dude, it's like when people think that I'm joking. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's the worst part about it. Like, no, guys.

You know? Oh, bro. But no, I agree with you, dude. I think it is freedom of speech. I think it's weird because, like, you're like the white guy on the inside. And I'm like the black guy on the inside. And I think it confuses people.

I thought that the other day, dude. I was driving, I was driving the link, and I'm like, I'm in the white car. You were in the black one. I'm like, dude, switch real quick, dog. I can't drive stick, though, you know. But no, dude, I agree with you. It is freedom of speech. I don't think there should be lines.

You know, I know, I know you're gay. Wow. Because you're 30 years old and still don't know how to drive a stick. Well, my dad never taught me. Well, when you find him, ask him to teach you. Oh, man. No. Oh, fuck.

I'm just saying, you guys will look good in that. Link and get some milk together, you know what I'm saying? Teach me out of drive stick, dude. Yeah, I can. I know you can. It's real easy. You fucking, I know, I know you could. It's really easy. You'd be the best teacher. It's the easiest thing in the world. You know, we can go, listen, we'll go to the tow yard. We'll get a beater. No, you could learn in anything.

It's easy. We're not going to do that, though. No, dude, I put you in the Chevelle. It's real easy. But yeah, dude, so I agree with you, right? I feel like when comedy, it's freedom of speech, there should be no lines. And I think the only thing that really the top. determines is are the people laughing? We should just be comedians.

Well, I think we should just. Thought we were. Oh, yeah. You know what? We're fucking comedians now. That's right. Executive order. That's right.

That's right. But no, I think what determines it is like, are the people laughing? Was it funny? You know what I'm saying? And that's all that matters. Now Pete Davidson's getting some of this heat.

Really? Because he, another one of those guys. Like, he's like an Amy Schumer and me. Like, I don't know. You know, I don't,

I don't. know much about him. Yeah. Like I know he did the S&L shit. I've never, I've never seen, I mean, a lot of people like his stuff.

He looks funny. Yeah, I've never really paid attention enough to say he is or he isn't. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think he's funny. I know he's got a big old hog.

Like, that's what he's known for. He's known for having like a 12 inch dick. For real. But why do you? Well, because that's what all the, he dates all the girls.

That's what they all talk about. Oh. So apparently he's slinging some meat. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just saying That's what I know about Pete Davidson

What? That's not gay I'm just telling you the rumor is He's packing some heat Okay Yeah All right, well, okay, all right That's fun

It's like Hunter Biden He's breaking down walls That's right You know what I'm saying Hunter Biden's insane Yeah Okay Yeah

He's drilling for oil Wait doesn't that mean anal? I don't know Okay I don't know what it means But apparently he's doing some fucking damage because I know Kim Kardashian

and those girls been talking about it and they, you know, got it, okay. They would know. Just the rumor mill. Politely. Got it. Understood. Yeah. I don't personally think he's funny but he's getting some heat. What he said? Because he tried to make a little Charlie Kirk joke. Oh, really? Let's check it out.

Tony Hinchcliff is here looking like both a child molester and the doll they give the child to show where he touched them. Tony reminds me of Charlie Kirk and that he's definitely been on camera letting a guy unload in his throat.

Oh, you don't know me? Yeah. Yeah. No. Kill Tony. Well, like I said, I'm not, I'm not calling from him to be canceled. No.

That just wasn't fucking funny. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't. Not everyone's going to hit. You know what I'm saying? Like, I get it. Yeah.

I mean, look. I don't think that's funny at all. No. But to each their own on the jokes, man. I mean, here's the reality. have to let the public do the deciding. Mm-hmm. You know?

People decide if you're funny. I mean, that's, I don't, I don't think that's cool because, like, I think there's a lot of, I think that was a terrible thing. Terrible thing. But I also think the Epstein thing was terrible, and I thought that was funny. Mm-hmm. So. The people make the party.

Yeah. Dude, Shane's looking good. He does look good. I mean, still looks a little weird, but like, you look at more handsome. I don't know what it is. I think you got some veneers, bro. See, I told you. You get the veneers.

bro I might need some I'm telling you man I'm telling you it's like big ass tities on a chick is veneers for a guy oh fuck yeah got it not not just like a surgery for big ass dick can you get one of those I think so but that didn't you I'm just saying go to our specialist over here you get some good teeth it does a lot really yeah hmm veneers are not my problem is that what he said I don't think you could do the veneers I I think it's, that's part of your look, dude. What do you mean? I mean, I don't have bad teeth.

No, I think the little space there, I think it's part of your thing. You got a gap between your front teeth if you didn't fucking notice. I mean, yeah, but why are you talking about it? A motherfucker through that bitch. You didn't even, bro. Wait, wait, stop. What is happening? You're telling me you aren't aware of this?

What did I do? Bro, all the little kids and DJs, they were at super-soakers. DJs like, I got fucking natural super super. powers bro you can start a fucking wet t-shirt contest with that shit bro come on man I don't even do nothing dog I'm just saying

you can act like you didn't know that was there what are you talking about bro you can fill a swimming pool with that fucking gap you probably tried to with that fucking shitty pool you bought just saying but not send me the number to your dentist after this show no I don't think it's a bad thing

it's a part of your look I think if you had some like straight up you know like Hollywood special yeah I don't think I would look good on you you don't think so oh it's part of your look hmm what

it don't look good on everybody yeah I think it looks good all right yeah well you gotta start with that you gotta start with that you can't just go to the fucking it wouldn't be funny it wouldn't be funny if I did

you know I'm saying well did you how many water gun contests you win it probably explains why you can't shoot oh Oh, okay. Now you cross the fucking line.

All right. Yeah, man. You didn't get all the same practice we got. It's all right. That's all right. Wait, swimming or? Yeah, probably got two. Yeah, man.

Listen, I thought, I thought, I thought Shane's awesome. I thought he was good. He does look good. He looks healthier. He does. He just looks happy. I think he just lost a little weight. Yeah.

Yeah. Hell yeah, man. Well, guys, jumping on this conversation, man. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. it's now time. It is time for our final segment. As always, guys, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck.

And I decided to merge two of our favorite things, comedy and black people, together for this. Those are two different things? Oh, yep. Oh, okay. Yeah, see, I don't really look at my gap that much like that.

I mean, dude, it's there. I'm just saying, man. It's there. Huh. sure is. Well, I don't see the scars on my face either. Yeah. He's just,

he's just there. Yeah. It's funny because people still ask me, and I forget that I forget they're there. I got a foot on my face. I'm like, dude, oh, I forgot. All right,

man, guys, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck. We got to bring, she's an OG. Rachel Dolazol. Oh, shit. She is back. Oh, shit.

She is back in blacker than ever. So zero. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, race faker, Rachel Dolazol, shocking new life. White mom who enraged world by identifying as Black reveals major reinvention with a new African name in sorted ways she saved herself from ruin. Yeah, so I guess this is like a story of like, you know, you reinvent yourself and come back better, you know, maybe.

But yeah, let's dive into this, dude. Dolazal 10 years ago, she was the most mocked woman in America, a pale, blonde-haired white girl from Montana who had reinvented herself as a black civil rights warrior and got caught. Now, when the truth was exposed, she lost her career and reputation overnight, the 48-year-old who has legally changed her name to the Nigerian-inspired Inkechi Diallo. That's now her new... that's our new name um she spoke to the daily mail from her spacious three thousand three hundred thousand dollar home in tucson arizona where she raises her youngest of three so i love how

they try to make like a three hundred thousand dollar home sound like it's a fucking mansion it's a trailer it has a trailer saying like in fucking tucson 300 grand ain't what it was 20 fucking years ago bro no that's not happening okay that's like 18 cents of off your fucking gallon of gas but yeah so unlike the handful of of other white to black race fakers who have been exposed and shamed over the years, Dolazal has never once backed down or admitted she was wrong. She still identifies as black. She still darkens her skin and wears her hair in thick locks.

She still insists that race is a social construct and that she is living authentically. Quote, I was never faking anything about who I am at a core level, she said. At the end of my life, people will notice if they haven't already. I never really switched up. Her exile from the Civil Rights Movement. That's because you can't switch. That's right. That's right.

But yeah, her exile from the Civil Rights Movement has forced Dolazal to pursue eyebrow-raising career. She now makes and sells art. But her primary source of income comes from the adult website only fans. Okay, so she's definitely poor. I was going to click the link. because I was just curious, like, you know. But, uh, no.

Yeah, well, so this is her now. This is a new up-to-date. Oh, she got that Ozemic face. Uh-huh. Yeah. Because this was her when she got exposed. Uh-huh. Right.

Um, but this is who Rachel really is. Right. Mm-hmm. So you went from this to this to, you know, still rocking it, dude. I think she took a little bit of, uh, Kamala Harris's, uh, words of wisdoms. What can be. unburdened by what has been she did it

definitely a burden well yep the chile diola if you're going to die diella yep Wakanda

Wakanda Wakanda oh come on bro that's good she's Wakanda black oh fuck dude Damn, dude. Oh, my God, dude. Yeah.

We're kind of forever. That's good, dude. That's good, dude. We're kind of forever. Oh, man. I like that. Oh, shit, man. Oh, man.

Yeah, she's still broke from only fans. How'd you like to be only fans be your primary source of income and nobody wants to watch it? You can't get it. Oh, God. You know there's a bunch of weird motherfuckers that are into that now. Oh, bro. They're super weird to that. Like, they like black women, but not that much.

So like this is a good middle zone for him, dude. It's Rachel's the old. It's like Thomas Jefferson. Oh, fuck, man. Fuck black people. But then he got like seven black kids. You know? I cannot stand.

Lil Jerome, come here, man. Oh, dude. Oh, shit. Please don't cancel us. You can't because we're going to show up again tomorrow. Fuck, man. What we got on this, dude? Oh, come on, dude.

This ain't even real. This is real. This is real. You didn't make this up. I promise. Bro, let me ask you this. Mm-hmm. How did she fool y'all?

Oh, bro. she didn't fool me no I mean she I mean come on man there's nothing about her it looks black at all no no she looked

I ain't gonna say what she looks like I can't I got limits comedy does have lines you know what we're comedians man I don't want to insult the people I was about to say

okay yeah that's fair that's fair but I will this No, I'm sorry. Yeah, man, Rachel. No, dude. How does she fool literally the most militant, passionate black activists into becoming, like, the head of the NCAA?

That's an inside joke, by the way. Yeah, it is. Okay. We had a, we know a very black activist that thinks that that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that. that the NCAA and the NACP is the same thing. Well, I mean, there might be an argument for that. She probably told him she was, you know, she was related to like Thomas Jefferson Kids or something.

Oh, man. Come on, dude, I'm blacker than her for real. Oh, no, no, there's no about it. I'm Sicilian. For sure. I'm blacker than her. You really got it. Well, I think she did say that, like, she was apparently her parents.

Yeah, because her parents were actually the ones that blew her cover back in 2015. Um, but her, her, her excuse was that she was, I guess her parents are white Christians. And they adopted three black kids. And so that's where she's saying she's just because you take a whole bunch of black dick doesn't make you black lady. It doesn't for real as deep as it as it might be. Yeah. You know what I'm going to do. Okay. I'm done with that. Yeah.

I'm done. Sorry for you that I'm just going to let you know. This is probably going to be a lot more of this. Your kids probably shouldn't watch. Oh, bro. Okay. I'm done talking just about politics. We're going to let it rip.

All right. So if you have your kids, I probably should have put this at the beginning of the show, but it is what it is. Soon they ask us to bed. Yeah. Before you watch this. Hell yeah, man.

Well, guys, what we'll be doing this? Come on, man. This is thumbs down. What is it? I mean. You know what? I'm grateful that we live in a world with such a comedy,

or such a comedy-rich environment. Yeah, that's what it is. That's how we could turn this into a thumbs up. She's giving us something to laugh about. Bro says she looks like Benjamin Franklin. I got to check this. That's a big. That's a big honker she has.

Man, she does look like Ben Franklin. She fucking does. I didn't put it together. Grow. You could superimpose her face and it would look just like them. She will be careful. She might claim that beer that fucking thing. Oh, shit, man.

All right, man. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I have. Yeah. Sorry, guys. We're retarded. We put the re in the tards, baby. You guys say we're two peas in the pods, but actually what we are is two rees and a tar.

That's right. That's right. That's right. Hell yeah. All right, guys. We love you, man. Have a laugh. Have a great week.

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