REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 1028. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Posts Wild Image Of Alien Arrest, Two Navy Jets Crash & 3 Teens Arrested For Random Shootings

Episode Date: May 19, 2026

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump sparking concern as he posts a wild image of an Ai generated image of an Alien in chains at a US Army base, 4 crew members ejecting safely after two Navy jets crash during an air show in Idaho, and 3 teens arrested for at least 10 'random' weekend shootings across Austin.

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Some motherfucking reality guys Today we have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet That's what we're gonna do That's what CTI stands for It stands for Cruz the internet Let's just get right into it man All right don't forget

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Share the show. What's up? What's up, Doc? What's going on, man? Nothing. Yeah? Got your spectres on up there? Oh, yeah, my spectres.

My spectres. Getting old, bro. Oh, you're all right, dude. You still got some time. You know what I'm saying? My specters. Yeah. Do you work?

You know, you have reading glass, but you don't really wear them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm starting to realize that I need them. Dude, I'm getting like that too. Yeah. Like, I'm not even like, sometimes I catch myself.

I'm like, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like shit. Yeah. Yeah. It didn't hit me. It didn't hit me until recently, but it's getting to the point where it like really strains my eyes.

Yeah. So. Fuck, man. Well, hopefully it doesn't affect your driving. What are you going to do with this? Yeah. No, I ain't got to. Yeah.

Yeah. Man, no. I'm going to try to get a, I think they have a new surgery or something that you can do. Like a new, have you had LASIC? I did, but like it's not as good as it used to be. So I think I'm going to go do it again. Yeah. I got it like a long time ago.

Like how long ago? I don't know, like 15 years. Oh. Yeah. That's like it was first being done. Yeah. No, it's not that part. But, you know, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's more like, uh, it's more like,

when they discovered the sun. It's that far back. So, yeah, man, I think you can, like, redo it.

So that's what I'm looking into. But my eyes have been, they've been getting progressively worse. And I started reading about, like, you could do red light therapy and it'll actually help fix that. Yeah.

So I'm going to try that as well. Yeah. Well, they got those blue light glasses. I like those. Bro, they make a big difference. They do.

Yeah. I don't care what anybody says. They say those, that the settings on your iPhone, like takes the blue light away, but there's a big difference between wearing the blue light glasses and whatever it doesn't from it. Because I can feel it in my eyes.

Oh, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Same. Hell yeah, though, man. I wish I could say it's a beautiful day outside. It's not.

Yeah, it's terrible. It's completely, it's really terrible. It wasn't that bad yesterday, though. Yesterday was good. And, you know, dude, we got to wrap some pride for our city. Cardinals, dog. Oh, yeah. Bro, they're rolling.

Yeah. They're rolling. Yeah. And something special happened. yesterday's game that uh it dude it just feels good winning feels good yeah you know what i'm saying yeah and uh dude i got we got to bring this up in the intro bro it's uh it's absolutely crazy shirtless cardinals fans take over empty section in electric scene during walk off win over the royals yeah the tarps off crew tarps is that what they're called yeah tarps off i love it i i fucking

love to see it. It feels good, man. Yeah, you never know what you're going to see at the ballpark. During the ninth inning of the St. Louis Cardinals, five to four win over the Kansas City Royals on Friday night at Bush Stadium fans started migrating to an empty section in the right field and took their shirts off. The game was tied three three in the bottom of the ninth inning when the group of fans made their way to the empty section. About 100 fans first started the movement as the game went into extra innings. The entire section was packed with shirtless fans, according to the St. Louis Post Dispatch.

So the guy that started it is Caleb Cummings, a 20-year-old on the Stephen F. Austin Club baseball team. He came up with the idea, quote, I looked at my buddy and said, what if we go up there to right field bleachers and start waving our shirts? Cummings told the St. Louis Post Dispatch, quote, they're like, you know what? That's a good idea. A couple of fucking rocket scientists That's such the bro thing to do

Bro. Isn't that how it goes? Oh, yeah. I mean, I would say it was a good idea too. Yeah, that sounds great.

That sounds fucking fantastic. Yeah, this is the kind of shit dudes do when they're left, when no supervision. Yeah, it's our own devices. Yeah. That sounds awesome.

Let's just do it. Yeah. And it was absolutely amazing. Let's check the clip. So the manager came out to meet him. Took him to the clubhouse. Thank you. That's so awesome.

Got to meet the players. Yeah. Look at that. I love it, dude. Listen, man, this is what baseball's about. Yeah. Like, this is baseball. It is, dude.

You know, and this is definitely St. Louis. You know, we were talking last week about South County. This is about the most South County shit that you could possibly fuck. If you're wondering what I was trying to talk about when I talked about South County. This is what the fuck I'm talking about. This right here. Yeah. Tarps off.

Tarps off. Any time a day, especially in the morning time. Yeah, that's right. And lunchtime. And then dinner at the Waffle House. That's what we're talking about. Right. Bro, I love it, dude.

They all got good mustaches and some dip in and like, you know, like these are dudes. It's good to see dudes making a comeback. Yeah, that's right. You know, they don't look like a bunch of pussies. Yeah. They don't, you know. They don't, bro. I mean, it could probably.

Not a sparries, not a pair of sparries in sight. No. That's how you know it's good. No. And not them are crying with their man buns and shit. They're all, you know, this is their therapy. You can smell the testosterone. Right.

Yes. I like it. It's good to see, man. It is good to see, dog. And we're doing, dude, the Cardin is doing all right, bro. Bro. This might be a good year. The Central's very tough division, dude.

They're doing really good. They're like sitting third right now, but like it's a hard to do. vision and the team's super young yeah i mean they're all awesome dudes yeah absolutely you know what's funny is like you know i get a different perspective because like a lot of those guys come in and training they're around and friends with them and shit and like what people don't realize is like these are just normal fucking dudes like totally normal dudes and like everybody sees them as these big stars and you know all these things and these are just like these are like those dudes yeah right Yeah, yeah.

Like, it's just, it's just cool, man. And it's cool to see, like, the young, you know, the young players out there doing it, making it happen, having fun, creating good chemistry, good culture in the locker room. You know, sometimes it's easier to win when nobody expects you to win. You know what I'm saying? And it becomes more fun. And then when you have more fun, you win more. It's harder when it's expected.

Yeah, but like these guys, like, they're having fun. They're winning. And, dude, that's. It's just, and I don't think anybody gives a fuck if they finish first place. I think people are loving watching the team because they're just fun to watch. Yeah. And because of that, they're going to end up winning games. So, you know.

Yeah, they're doing the right, dog. And hopefully the tarps stay with them, bro. The veterans on the team are 25 years old. That's crazy, dude. That's so crazy. Dude, Gorman's only 25. That's crazy. I know.

And he's a vet on the team. I know. Yeah. Yeah. I know, bro. We got to get to a game, dog. Oh, yeah. And we'll go up.

That's what I'm saying. I'm up there. I'm good now. I'm confident to go up there. Yeah, man. I'm cool with it. I don't really give a fuck. Yeah.

Yeah. Tarts off. Yeah, let's do it. All right. I'm down. We'll bet the next home game. I'll line it up. Hell yeah, man.

Gotta have that guy some St. Louis Pride. It is time to take a cruise. Mm-hmm. Guys, guys know how this works. If you would like to see any of these headlines, pictures, links, videos.

Go to Andy Frissella. guys can check them out there let's get into it man headline number one uh this is interesting so got a little update little little check in from dc um this headline reads trump sparks concern as he post wild image of alien and chains at u.s army base did you see yeah you saw this what the fuck was this man dude you can listen You can't do shit like that, dog. Like you. Yeah.

Donald Trump sparked alarm last night by posting an AI-generated image of himself standing alongside an handcuffed alien at a U.S. military base. Trump and his bodyguards flanked the cuffed extraterrestrial in the image posted on a truth social account Sunday. Trump's post coming days after the White House released new UFO files was sharply criticized by some commentators as they recognized it was probably meant in jest.

So there was a couple of photos. This is one. There's another one. It's like, dude. Bro, imagine. This is going out on, on what account?

On his truth social account, dude. Dude, somebody's grandparent saw this and started freaking the fuck out. Oh, okay? Oh, yeah.

Dude. At this point, I think it's just like, let's just put out, Like, what's the craziest shit we could put out today? Yeah, let's just do it. Yeah. That's the conversation.

That's the briefings in the morning. Yeah. Like, what can we put out that everybody will talk about? And then, like, did you see the fucking comments under this shit? Yeah. Like, bro, real talk. Like, there are just some dumb motherfuckers out there. I mean, you know, many people thought it was real?

That's what I'm saying, dude. Like, in the comments. Oh, my God. Holy shit, dude. Trump's taking me. down to interstellar galactica. Get the fuck out of here, dude. What's it wrong with you?

Let me refill my popcorn. Yeah. And then you got people who are making it about race. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Protect aliens. That's right. Aliens have rights too.

Aliens need freedom. That's right. Keep them in shackles. Donate to Act Blue. Free the aliens. And then you got the people who are the illegal aliens saying, oh, he's talking about deporting illegal. aliens and then you got all the rest of us are like fucking right of you that's right that's right that's right

fuck dude you can't do that man oh god dude dude that now i will say this the aliens kind of ripped let's be i was just going to say this let's talk about the realistic nature of this yeah let's say there are aliens that alien's kicking all them guys that the man comes they doing shit that he's seven foot tall. He's ripped. He's probably got some sort of telepathical fucking mind control shit going on where he could just like make your head explode with his own brain. You know, like, and we're not putting him in handcuffs. No. He's putting us in handcuffs. That's right. He's not even putting us in handcuffs. He's exploding our fucking eyeballs. That's right. If we look at him. Like this is total bullshit. Obviously, everybody knows the aliens would do that. Obviously,

yeah. Like, come on. Nobody knows that aliens would just make your brain melt. I can't believe this is even a fucking, like, what did you? Who did you think you were going to fool, Trump? You almost fool this as good as the rest of the shit you told us you were going to do. I mean, you're a pretty good fooler. Yeah. Could fool me.

Shit, man. I'm going to deport everybody. No. I'm going to hold people accountable. No. I'm going to make gas cheap. Fuck. Nope.

I mean, fuck, you can fool us on a lot of shit, but you ain't fooling us on this, bro. This ain't going to get it, though. Fuck. Fuck, dude. Oh, my goodness. Who wants to go get my Zins? Because I forgot him by fucking longer.

Fuck, dude. This is, yeah. Well, so he posed this. Now, this wasn't the only thing that got some heat. I'm kidding, dude. I'm kidding. He fooled my dot. Oh, God, dude.

Yeah. So this wasn't the only thing, though. There was more. There was more that has been coming out of the Trump's White House social media accounts over the weekend. So you got aliens. We also got Drake. The White House official TikTok account goes viral after dropping a Drake Iceman edit to promote Donald Trump's focus on immigration. Let's check it out, shall we?

Yes. You only get to do this if you actually deport people. If you do it. Yeah. Like, I laugh if you were actually like sending these motherfuckers home. But you're not. You, you're ICE and Tom Holman and all these dudes.

You all prove yourself to be a bunch of bitches. Okay. Why are all the Somali criminals out of our fucking country? Where's the, we imported 20 minutes. You got rid of like 400,000. That's right. Okay.

And like if you had done like 10 million so far, I'd be all about them. I'd be like fucking Trump's Iceman. Like he's fucking ice. We're calling him Iceman from here on out. Drake made that song for him. I'd be like dude. Yeah. You know Ice Man and Top Gun?

No. Trump's the new Iceman. That's right. That's right. Like that's what I'd be like. But no, you don't get to claim the win when you didn't get the win, man. It doesn't work like that. No, it doesn't do.

It does. Unless there's some shit happening that I'm not aware of, I don't see it. Like what? That's what I'm saying, dude. Like, I don't see it. Now, I do know this. Home Depot has still been pretty, pretty empty. Okay, but I think that's-

I'm not even talking about those guys. I'm not even talking about the sub-Sahara fucking criminal terrorist, hate America motherfuckers. I'm not talking about, you know, Jose that we all love, dude. Yeah, Joel's cool. I'm not talking about that. Yeah, like right, Joel's cool. That's right.

Like, I'm not fucking, nobody's talking about that. No. And then those guys are getting pissed off. Like, oh, we got to, yeah, dude, you can stay. Like, help us get these other motherfuckers out. Let's unite. That's right. You know?

That's right. Like, okay. We all agree that we're on the same team. It's these other motherfuckers. Yeah, we don't want them. No. Yeah. No, we don't want them.

Yeah. So, I mean, this. Nice, man. It's been an interesting. a week, dude. Interesting weekend coming out of the White House. And something else did happen that they're calling a stunning act of corruption. Final little piece from the White House this comes out. Helvon Reitz Fury!

As Trump gets $1.8 billion, taxpayer-funded payout from his own government. Stunning act of corruption. So Donald Trump has struck a $1.8 billion deal with his own IRS to funnel taxpayer money to victims of lawfare, including January 6 rioters and his political allies in a settlement that Democrats are calling the most corrupt presidential act in history. Oh, oh, that's a pretty fucking harsh accusation. Okay. Yeah.

Like, let me introduce you to a man named Obama. Yeah. Or how about Joe Biden literally importing 20 million, listen, the greatest acts of treason that has ever existed in the United States will go down. in history as Joe Biden allowing 20 million fucking migrants to come here. That is the greatest act of treason. It will cause the most destruction. It will be the most damaging to our country.

People just don't realize it yet. We'll be dealing with it for the next 50 years. No, it's never going to go back. What do you mean 50 years? It's fucking fundamentally changed the country forever. And no one's doing anything about it at scale. Okay? That's what the fuck we all voted for.

In fact, Democrats and Republicans were both in favor. of that at the time of the election to the point where it was the number one issue on both sides. Okay. The number one issue on both sides. Number one. Completely ignored. Okay. Completely fucking abandoned. Yeah. And if Trump had done that, when everybody agreed, it would have unified the country. But instead, they waited an entire year. And then they send these dudes up to Minnesota, the worst place in the fucking world for this kind of criminal bull.

shit and we get a couple of these Soros-ish funded dumbasses get fucking shot for sticking their fucking nose and something that doesn't even have anything to do with them and everybody got cold feet said oh I don't like that got to pull back I don't like that well you're sure's fuck not going to like it when you're like outnumbered 20 to one and your kids are getting fucking bullied at school and can't even learn and attacked and fucking beat up and fucking raped and murdered and all the other shit that comes along with people who come here that don't value this culture or this country or the people that live here. They have no interest in assimilating.

They have no interest in contributing. They are here to take advantage of the people who already live here. And we have Americans fighting for them to be here. That is fucking insane. It is insane. And everybody else got cold feet. Oh, I don't fucking like that. Well, fuck, dude.

Stay the fuck out of the way. Bad shit doesn't happen when you interfere with that shit. That's right. When you don't interfere with it. Don't touch the stone. Yeah. Like shit, man. Yeah.

Well, so this payment, though, comes out of the president, his sons, Don, Jr. and Eric, and the Trump organization, they filed a lawsuit against the Treasury and the IRS in the southern district of Florida. They agreed to drop their suit Monday as well as two claims, including for damages resulting from the raid on Mar-a-Lago in 2022. and the Russian election interference probe, in exchange for the government's creation of the anti-weaponization fund, the $1.776 billion fund will have the power to issue formal apologies and monetary relief owed to claimants. It will be governed by five-member commission appointed by the Attorney General

with Trump, given the power to remove any member. While Trump is barred from directly receiving payments from the fund, entities associated with him are not explicitly prohibited from filing additional ones. So all the Democrats are fucking up in flames about this. So all these people who were put in jail for four years of their life. Correct. Loss their jobs. Lost their time. Keep going. I got one to say. Yeah. No, yeah. And that's where it's going to. But yeah, they're calling it. a brazen new level of corruption.

Now, this has been done before. It's been done if you go all the way back to Obama, right? At one point, how much billion? 1.776 compared to the $9 billion that was allegedly stolen in Minneapolis alone. That's right. That's right. But it's the biggest act of corruption and fraud. restitution of people who were wrongly prosecuted

and caught up in an event that was literally engineered by our fucking three-letter agencies. Nancy Pelosi turned down a request for 20,000 troops to be at that. She even says on camera, it was my fucking fault. She says it on camera. It was my fault. So these men and women,

one of which got shot and killed. Correct. are entitled to any restitution whatsoever for the four years, the three years of life. And by the way, these people weren't treated nice in jail. No. They were treated in a terrible condition. Treated like fucking terrorists.

That's right. So that is an act of corruption and all this evil shit. But Somali's coming here from fucking Somalia who figured out how to game the system and steal $8 to $9 billion by Scy. estimations in Minnesota alone, which means it's happening everywhere, that's okay. Yeah, that's cool. Okay.

And by the way, where's the accountability for the people that actually engineered this situation to happen in the first place? That's the only restitution I need. Wasn't that something that we voted for as well? Wasn't the fucking hammer supposed to come down and crack some fucking skulls? What the fuck are you doing, dude? You know why your approval rating is shit? your approval rating isn't shit

because a couple people got shot trying to fix the thing up in Minnesota. Your approval rating is shit is because you're not holding these people accountable. You're not removing these people from the country. And now you went and got us involved

in another motherfucking war and people are paying $5, fucking $7 a gallon for gasoline. And you say on television, that's not something I actually take into consideration. And you wonder why nobody's fucking fucking with you right now, bro. Okay, real shit

Go do what you said you were going to do 37% Okay, and if someone's blackmailing you And threatening you, fuck them Take care of them too Lom them in there We won't worry, nobody's gonna cheer for it bro I feel like he's like afraid

Like bro You got the top secret shit in the world bro You could drop fucking You put warheads on motherfucking foreheads Start putting them on the right foreheads How about that? How about the ones that are fucking threatening you and blackmailing you

because everybody else thinks you're a part of it now. 100%. So I'm just saying like, I don't know, uh, do what the fuck you said you were going to do. It's real simple. Dude, he's at 37% approval.

Yeah. Yeah. And he deserves it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This shit's crazy, dude. This shit's crazy.

I mean, bro, I've been a steadfast, look, bro. I'm not some maga fucking. person and I'm also not I'm not anything okay I'm a fucking American I'm a freedom first American I care about the people of this country I don't buy into this fake division or fucking identity politics or you know the welfare state that's trying to be created you know are us having to go to work and work fucking our entire life like bro let's put this in their perspective okay people work from the time they're 18 till the time they're 65.

Most people have to work longer than that. All right, but let's just use that math. If you're having to work from the time that you're 18 to 65 and the government's taking half of your money, that means that if they didn't take half of your money, you wouldn't have to work until you're 65. Do you understand that? You would actually only have to work twice or half as long. That's right.

All right. So because these people are greedy as fuck, and because they are completely oppressing and financially using the American people who are good people, who want to do the right thing, who have no problems going to work and working hard, but now they're trading their entire life to fund a fucking corrupt system, their entire life. Okay. So maybe you should think about how bad that is. You're only getting one life.

And what, 20 to 60, 1865 is fucking, like 40-some years. Yeah. So you're having to work an extra 23 years, roughly, because these people are fucking stealing your fucking life. Now do you care about taxes? Do you understand? Like these people are abusing us. They're fucking enslaving us.

We have to work our entire lives. We have to give everything. so that they can fucking steal it or send it over to every other country on the planet. There's no other country that taxes their citizens and sends it to us. What the fuck is going on? Why are people not more outraged about this? It's because they don't do the math. Yeah.

You don't think about it. If you weren't taxed the way that you were, you could work until you were fucking 45 and then live your life. Do you understand that? Like, I don't even think that occurs to people. No. Well, I do. When you sit in shit long enough and stop smelling. Yeah, man.

That ain't, that ain't alive, bro. And it's so crazy, too. You see these 60-year-old dudes covered in fucking concrete dust and form oil and fucking at the gas station counting out fucking coins for a fucking sandwich? Bro, that is fucked up. It shouldn't be that way here. That's not what this is about. It should have never, ever, ever been about.

this. We have a very few amount of people who are at the very, very, very top who own all of the money in the world who are literally enslaving the rest of the entire fucking world, enslaving them. This is no different than what you read about from hundreds of years ago when there was serfdom and there was royals and there was peasants. And the peasants said, oh, sir, can I please have some porridge? and they would get the porridge and be like, this is the best porridge I've ever had. Like y'all motherfuckers, like you need to wake up, dude.

Like, you are fucking slaves, bro. And not only are you slaves to a corrupt government system that we live in, you're slaves to the rest of the fucking governments too, because we're the only country in the world that sends our money everywhere else. The only one. That shit needs to fucking stop.

You wonder why people are so pissed off at you, Donald Trump? They're pissed off of you because they're waking up to this. understanding that we're talking about right here. You say, oh, we're going to help the people. What the fuck have you done so far that has helped anybody? Yeah. At the ground level.

At the ground level. Not the buddies, not your friend. No. Yeah. And like, dude, when you talk about the economy and you fucking say, oh, the stock markets, first of all, bro, people aren't retarded. They fucking can understand that the stock market is being propped up by foreign countries. Okay.

They understand that. They also understand that the stock market doesn't make a fucking out. ounce of difference when they go to the grocery store. Yeah, not one. Or when they go to the gas pump. That shit doesn't matter. And he's so out of touch with this shit.

He's like, oh, the fucking economy's doing great. There's more of the economy than the motherfucking stock market, dude. Anyway. Yeah, that was the most corrupt thing. Anyway, I'm not even, this isn't even, first of all, giving restitution to people who have been caught up in a fucking false flag. operation because that's what the fuck it was. Exactly what it was. Okay.

Yeah. In order to lock down a surveillance state onto fucking domestic terrorists, that's what the fuck it was. Okay. It was to send a signal to people like you and I and everybody else who has common sense that says, if you fucking rise up, this is what's going to happen to you. You're going to go to jail for four fucking years or forever or whatever. So it wasn't even an organic thing.

Okay. And now these people are getting paid. restitution to the tune of $2 billion, but that's the biggest corruption ever when we got people who aren't even fucking from here stealing $8 to $9 billion out of one city and this is happening across the nation. Get the fuck out of here. The fuck out of here, dude. Complete bullshit. Yeah. It's complete bullshit. Yeah, man. Guys jumping on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments. I wonder whatever happened to this guy. What's he doing? He probably sat in a hole for four fucking years.

He probably won't show his face because he's terrified of saying anything in his own motherfucking country. That's probably what happened to him. Yeah. It's so crazy. But, you know. He was led in there by a fucking informant, dude. That's the crazy, like Ray Epps.

What are you talking about? All of them were. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The doors weren't broke down, bro. They were broke down by people who were on the fucking payroll. Did you not notice the dudes who were dressed in all black and had their faces cover that actually, like open the doors and held the fuck it and then we got the video of the guy walking down

the hall and in handcuffs and then being uncuffed to give him the dude a fist bump and then walking off like all the evidence is there it's all been there now they're going to fucking say oh well that's AI there's just a right like now i do want to ask you on the tax thing Andy like strategically how does that work because so many other countries are so indebted to Like, you know, only surviving off of American tax dollars, right? Or at least a large percentage of it. Like, how strategically, if you were in office, how do you do this? Tough shit.

Yeah. Figure it the fuck out. Yeah. Yeah. Just fucking full stop. Hey, man. If we're going to live in a fucking free market, you got to let the market rise and fall on its own. You don't fucking supplement the free market with the guy.

I mean, I don't know. J.P. Morgan ain't give me any free fucking money. keep my shit afloat. No shit. Okay? The United States government ain't giving me any money to keep my shit afloat. It's fucking sink or swim. Okay?

And if you own a country or you have a country and you can't produce enough fucking goods to compete at the global economy, then your country should probably be a part of another country that is. That's called being conquered. Not every country deserves to exist because they exist. That's some real shit, dude. Yeah, I know. That's what's happened.

That's been going on since the beginning of time. How many countries you think would fall immediately? A lot of them. Yeah. And not immediately, but like within the fucking. A lot. Very quickly. A lot.

Yeah. But what would happen is they would consolidate. Yeah. And there would be five to 10 to 15 fucking countries that kind of ran the economy. Some would be rich in oil. Some would have other natural resources. Some would produce things. And countries would have to figure out how to produce things, which would eliminate this

communist. mentality of we don't have to do anything. Like why the fuck you so you don't have to do shit but we got to do it all? Man fuck you. I'm tired of that shit and I think everybody's tired of that shit You know? Do they do this shit in Europe too bro? Like it's all the same they tax their fucking people but they just don't send it to us.

Yes, right. It goes to the fucking gold throne Yeah and that's why you know some of these countries have beautiful countries and You know they have good infrastructure and like you know every country in Europe has high speed rail. Every country in Asia has high speed rail. Guess what we don't fucking have. You got the Metro link. Yeah, we got some fucking hood rat bullshit that you're afraid to go on because you might get stabbed by some fucking dude who's not even supposed to be here. Like that girl in Charlotte. That's right. Like, dude, this is fucked up, man. And like,

I'm tired of the performative bullshit. Yeah. Oh, it's so corrupt. Oh, it's this person. It's that person. You know who the fuck it is? It's all of us for tolerating it. That's what the fuck it is. Yeah, that's real, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation,

let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's keep cruising, dog. I got a headline, too. Gotta go to Idaho. You've been to Idaho, right? Idaho. Cliffbett shit, Clifford. Yeah.

Yeah, got to go to Idaho, dog. This is crazy. Four crew members. eject safely over two Navy jets. Oh, I saw this. Bro. Wild, dude. Fucking wild, isn't it?

Yeah, let's dive into it, man. All four crew members ejected safely after two Navy jets collided and crashed Sunday during an air show at the Mountain Home Air Force Base in Western Idaho official set. The collision involved two U.S. Navy EA 18G growlers from the electronic attack squadron 129 and Whid Bay Island, Washington, said Commander Amelia Umayam, spokesperson for Naval Air Force, Naval Air Force's U.S. Pacific Fleet.

The aircraft were performing an aerial demonstration when the crash occurred. The four crew members, from both jets, safely ejected, and the crash was under investigation. Let's check this clip up. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Four parachutes. We have four parachutes. It's crazy. First of all, there's no texting and flying, buddy. All right. That was clearly in a case of texting and flying. Yeah, that's what that was. Yeah.

They were up with some Snapchats. Secondly, like, dude, it was, how weird is that how it looks like they like, just stopped? It froze, yeah, yeah. Right there. They kind of, like, just freeze. That's so weird looking. That's so weird.

Yeah. Man, did they all live? Yeah, they all live. I see all the parachutes. I have four parachutes. Yeah, they all lived. The crew members were in stable condition. Nobody of the military base was hurt.

Everyone is safe. And I think that's the most important thing. I think what's important, I want to know who was flying it. Who were the pilots? Yeah. I just know they were texting. That looks like, you know, that looks like some distracted flying to me. I'm just saying, was there a Stanley Cup?

I saw a car accident today on the way in. Oh, really? Yeah, I think they were both texting. Like, dude, you know, we had storms this morning. Yeah, it was pretty bad. So that signal was out right up there by, uh, what is that fuck? I don't know, I can't think. The signal was out.

Mm-hmm. And like, dude, they were both rolling at like 10 miles an hour through the thing. And I'm like, like, you know how like people take turns? Mm-hmm. Well, they both decided to go. and they just never stopped and ran into each other. I'm like, what just happened in front of my face? Like, normally I'd stop and be like, do you need some help?

Yeah, you need help with that. But see, this was Darwinism. Like, I was like, I cannot interfere with Darwinism. Yeah, bro, let it happen. Yeah, I let it happen, Doc. Yeah, I'll let it happen. Yeah, I'd be curious to see if there was a Stanley Cup in the cockpit. You know what I'm saying?

You know those big things? That's all I'm saying. I thought you bet the hockey Stanley Cup. I got it. I'm curious. I think that's important. I don't know. You know,

that would be important to the investigation. No comment. Yeah, or, you know, or, or, was there some soy sauce packets in the cockpit? I'd be curious. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. These are questions.

I can understand if it was Asian. I can understand if it was all wrong. They have a hard time of seeing, man. You know, I get it. I can understand that. But, you know, it definitely wasn't anything to do with women. No, I'm going to tell my kids that this is how baby growler airplanes are made. Oh, man.

You know, I don't know what happened there, bro. Dude, it's just weird. That is weird. like real talk dead serious like how the fuck does that happen dude you not see the other fucking plane

like you know it's right there what are you doing it's like dude it's like he's trying to hump the plane dude I'm telling listen I can imagine I can imagine what happened up in the cockpit hey you're gonna

don't tell me what to say I'm not getting that close pull up I know have to listen to you. Yeah. Or it was one of these. It was one of these.

You're just going down the road. Look out! And then they fucking, it makes you crash. Fuck. Oh, shit. Dude, I almost got taken out by a Tesla yesterday.

I almost got taken out too. Oh, yeah. By that BMW. Yeah. Fuck, dude. It was an Asian. And it was an Asian. Hey.

Asian and a Tesla. When you're riding down the street and you see a motorcycle, I want to want to let you know. If you drive like behind them like you would a normal car and don't give them room, you deserve to get your fucking ass beat. 100%. Yeah. 100%. Lose your mirrors. Something. That's what to get back whips for. That's right. Yeah. That's right. And, uh, but yeah, dude, so these growlers that crash, right? Um, kind of like south. I had this fucking douchebag yesterday, man. I wanted to beat his. That's where my bike broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I was fucking ripping on it so hard to get away from the guy and he fucking kept following me like one inch behind.

Like, bro, that is not cool shit. Like, do you understand how dangerous that is to do to someone? First of all, you and your little silver fucking gay BMW, okay? I saw the guy back there, too, bro. He looks like he cries after sex. Oh, man. Like, he was like, all fucking prepped out and, like, you know, he thought he was real cool with this BMW.

And he's probably said, look, look at your fucking borders like going, fucking road. Bro. Cry after sex is wild. You know that's what the fuck he does. Oh, I looked at a motorcycle, but my wife won't let me. Yeah. Oh, he's an older guy? No, he's a young little fucking dork.

Not a part of the tarp club. No. Fuck no. He was the opposite of the no tarp club. He was in the bitch titty club. Oh, shit. Yeah. Okay, so all this.

All right, so the growlers, right? They crash. Now, these roughly cost $60. million dollars a piece a piece for one of these now speaking of taxpayer dollars being wasted that's good

you really believe that's what it costs to make one of those no fuck no it probably costs legitimately maybe like the fleeting of the American people is non-stop that's why when you go to the hospital and you get a fucking ad bill it's $800 okay that is the product of a

bloated fat, multi-layer system that makes everybody else rich and us poor. Okay? And I know you probably hear me say that you're going to go, you know what the fuck I'm talking about. Life would be a lot easier for everybody if you didn't go to a fucking hospital and get an IV bag and it was $2,000. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. For $13 of material. If that. If that. Okay. And then on top of it, and why do you think these medical companies and these pharma companies are the biggest motherfucking companies in the world and have so much influence and can do so much nefarious bullshit because they have unlimited amounts of funds the same thing

goes for our government in the tax system it's the exact same thing when the government does anything you know why construction guys are always like dude i got to get that government contract because they understand they can throw the bid in at five times what it would cost a hundred times what it would cost a normal job and the government would just be like yeah done yeah done dude, the fleecing of the American people across all aspects of their lives needs to be fucking dealt with. Dude, I remember that video. I forget which senator it was.

He was showing like a bag of like bolts during a committee hearing. 75 grand. It was like, yeah. It was like something fucking outrageous. Dude, he's like, dude, I can't have picked these up at fucking Home Depot for fucking 10 bucks. Yeah, that's right. You know what I'm saying? And people don't understand that.

They're like, well, why is that? Well, because there's layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon layer of useless motherfuckers that are all getting paid way more than you get paid at your job to fucking charge that. They figured it out. Yep. Okay. And then they tell us, which is true, by the way, that you have to go work your fucking ass off to be successful. You do.

That is true. And I'm all about it. But it shouldn't be nearly as hard as it actually is. No. It shouldn't be people that have, I love what I do. I love fighting the battle. I'm a fucking warrior in that regard. And I fucking, I love the game.

I'm totally into it. I understand not everybody's like that. And people that aren't should be able to get a job, have a career, do their thing, and be able to afford a home and afford some vacations and to be able to, you know, not struggle. there's no need for it. That's the thing. It's not like it's even required. It's the result of greedy motherfuckers

who have all the money in the world being even more greedy. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And the kickbacks and the fucking shake. Not only that, bro, they know that if they keep everybody broke, they won't pay attention

to what's actually going on because they can't. So they don't even realize what's actually happening to them because their situation is so hard to operate in, they understand that. And that's what this is about. Bro, look, why the fuck are we paying any taxes

when they just print whatever money they fucking want anyway? You want to know the taxes are bullshit? Just look at that. Well, what were we doing before the IRS? You know what I'm saying? Like how to, you know what I'm saying? Flourishing. The IRS isn't fucking, like it wasn't founded in fucking 1776.

Listen, man. It's very simple. If they can print money whenever they want, then that means that the IRS and the tax code exists to financially oppress the people and that's it for the purpose of control. That's it. That's the only reason it exists.

It does not exist to pay for fucking anything because they print as much money as they want anyway which devalues our money that we earn and makes us poorer and poorer and poorer. I have to work harder and harder harder. All of this is about control. None of this is about the American dream or making a better country.

you think do you really think like look around your fucking city do you really think they give a fuck about making this better they have long forgotten about that long forgotten about it yeah two very quick things i would like to bring up before we move forward you were talking about the ivy drip lines so i was just looking what is the price of it in america compared to other different countries in the world it's considerably one-fifth one-fifth or one-third of the price here in America. And the second thing, when you were saying about financial assistance to other countries in the world, I was just curious how many countries is actually USA supply financial assistance. And the number is about 170 to 175 countries. Yeah, that's what you work for.

That's damn there all of them. That's what you trade your life for. You trade your life to subsidize the rest of the world. This is why I tell you, we are not the land of the free. We are the land of the worker fucking bees. That's what the fuck we do here. And that's sold a bill of goods. which is work your fucking ass off, American pride, blah, blah, blah, which by the way, totally agree with in regards to what it's going to take

to actually win. But they breed us to do this. Understand? This is why when you go to other countries, their value system is different. Okay? When you go to Italy, everybody's laid back.

They're about living. When you go to Mexico, it's about living. When you go to Europe, it's about living. Yes. And you come to America, it's about trade your whole fucking life away

so that these fucking elite tyrants can steal it and send to everybody else in the world so they can live and we don't get it now i'm all about hard work i'm all about i love it i'm not fucking say it if you want more shit then you got to do you got to pay the price okay but i don't think the people actually realize what's actually going on here dude yeah well on that with wasted taxpayer dollars um you know if they're not passing it to the friends or some okay and people will say after hearing, we'll fucking run for president. The IQ of people right now

believes that that alien thing was fucking real. Okay, do you understand? Until we get smarter, until we wake up, we're not going to have people in office. How the fuck do you think these people got in there? They didn't get in there because everybody's paying attention. They're so fucking smart and financially savvy.

They got in there because people were like, all like that goes, fucking haircut. You know what? He's a red guy. Not a blue guy. Fuck, dude, you know, he's a racist. How the fuck do you think they got in it? And get in there because everybody's so fucking smart.

No. It's not our best. So until we like step the fuck up and start realizing what's going on, nothing will ever change. And that's the people. Yeah. Well, then it's shit like this. We go to California real quick.

Karen Bass, the mayor of Los Angeles, she's getting ripped after suggesting taxpayer-funded dental care for meth users. This is the shit. Like, this is the shit it goes. to. Taxpayer dental care for meth. There'll be people out here fucking advocating for that. Bro. Yeah.

They deserve the same as you. No, they don't. They deserve to get fucked. Their priority is doing drugs and meth and being a menace of society. They deserve to be in jail. Okay. And here's the thing. This is the funniest thing about it. If we actually enforce the fucking laws the way they're written, everything would be fine. Dude, like, you know, I just want, I want a civilized society. Everybody does.

You know what I'm saying? Like I just want, I want my clean, my, my streets clean. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I want this bitch looking like Dubai,

bro. Bro. I want this like Japan where you could just walk around and everything's fucking. Nobody steals your shit. You don't have to work. Bro,

you look, man, in these other countries, these high trust societies, there's videos on the internet. You can look them up. There's people that have Bugatti's and Rolls Royces. And they will leave the key

on the windshield. of their car for days at a time, and nobody will fucking touch it. That's what happens in a high-truth society. This is why when you go to Singapore, okay, there's no fucking litter on the street, because you know what happens in Singapore when you get caught littering?

They pull you out in public, they make you stand there, they pull your pants down, and they whip your ass. It's called cany. Okay? People don't want to get embarrassed in front of everybody else.

So you know what they don't do? They don't throw shit on the ground. It's real simple. bro. I was just looking at up. Singapore has a $300 fine for first time offenders for littering. Repeat offenders can get up to $10,000 fine. Yeah.

And while we were on the topic of this taxpayer money. Singapore canes people, bro. Yeah. For real. There was a big controversy with an American getting cane about 20-something years ago here. Look it up. American getting caned in Singapore. It was a huge controversy back when I was younger.

This guy did some shit. it and they were going to cane him in public and all the fucking hippies here were like no don't do that that's not yeah Michael Faye yeah Michael Faye yeah that's right what did he do uh acts of vandalism and theft okay beat his ass in front of everybody in the world guess what nothing happened yeah there you go cana motherfucker him whip his ass he suffers four lashes Yeah, bro, people here were freaking out about that. Really? Yeah.

I remember that, dude. That's crazy. Yeah, it was 14. What's he doing now? You know what I'm saying? He's probably not vandalizing shit. You've said this again and again, and all those places, all those countries where there are no crimes is because of the harsh punishment.

They don't take shit. Exactly. If you want people to not do things, you have to not take shit from people. when they do things. That's right. It's very simple. Damn, he got his ass six strokes of the cane, four months in prison, and a $3,500 fine in 1994.

Good. Or three. That's good. Crazy. You think we'd have vandal? You think our shit would look like that if we did that shit here? Fuck no, it wouldn't. It would take about three people getting cane in public for that stop.

And if they don't stop, fucking send them down to El Salvador. I don't give a shit. Nobody else here does either. These are criminals, bro. no one even gives a fuck about them. People use them for their political agendas. That's it. I was just going to say that.

No one actually gives a fuck. Because if they did, they let these people move into their homes. They let these people. They'd rehab these people. They let these migrants in. They don't do that. They're all liars. It's all bullshit.

Why do they let that happen? Because they want that for the whole environment to be chaotic. Yeah, of course. Oh, wait. He got into more problems right after that. They? Well, they should have gave him a couple more weapons. He did, yeah.

He did turn his life around in 19. 1998, so that's good. But yeah, he got addicted to butane. What the fuck? Huff and fucking paint fumes. He told his parents and made him forget about what happened to Singapore. I swear to die. That's right.

Oh, fuck. Obviously it didn't. Bro, that's crazy. That's crazy. Listen, man, you know, I grew up in a household where you got your ass whipped. Same. Okay? 100%.

And I was terrified to get my ass whipped. Same. So guess what I didn't do? Shit to get my ass whipped. Same. That's it. It's real fucking simple. They do that in India too?

Oh, yeah. Everybody born and raised in the 90s and the 80s, we were all raised the same way, universe. Yeah. If you do something bad, there's an ass whoopper in the kitchen. Yeah. And you'll get your ass beat. Yeah.

And you know what? You grow up. to be functioning members of society. That's right. You become a dentist. That's right. You know, you do good things.

Yeah, man. This shit's crazy though, man. Yeah. So how did we get from the jets crash? Taxpayer dollars wasted. Taxpayer dollars wasted. Everything always leads to capital punishment.

That's right. Bring it back. Dude. I agree, dude. And we really need to bring back. Bro, when I was a kid, they could whip your ass in school. Oh, yeah.

So we did that. I got so much. That stopped in 2001. Yeah. Because I got my ass foot by my principal. in first grade. It was 2001. I remember it.

One of the things that was the first... I was terrified. There was this one teacher at fucking high school. Dude, it's... Are you guys were getting your ass

who up in high school? Oh, fuck yeah, bro. Yeah. Listen, dude. Oh, that's crazy. Tim Rame, who was down here the other day. Yeah, yeah. His dad was the scariest

motherfucker in high school. One time, one time we were fucking around and we were in the locker room he was a football coach and we were fucking around being dumb asses. And this dude,

Like, you know, the weight tree. It's like a triangle. Yeah. Dude, he hit that thing with his forearm and knocked to fuck over. Oh, fuck. Yeah. I'll never forget it. Yeah, that's some scary shit.

Yeah, I looked at that. I'm like, I'm just shut the fuck up. Right now. Fuck, dude. You don't fuck with Mr. Rain, bro. He's going to bring the rain. Yeah. Bro, I saw him.

Mr. Ray ain't going to bring the pain. Bro. Straight up. That shit don't exist now. No, bro. Now you see these kids getting in teacher's faces and shit. It's evident, dude. Yeah.

But look at the teachers. They're all like skinny little fucking political activist pussies. Purple hair and shit. Yeah, right. Yeah. One of the things that was the biggest cultural shock when I moved to America was kids were able to call protective services or police and stuff like that.

Oh, yeah. It was non-existent for me. And the other thing was in- Nobody's coming to save you. Nobody. And the other thing was when I was in school, everything was numbers. Here, everything was grades. Like when you,

score on test, it's like whatever out of 100. So that was in my school growing up all the way until like I passed out college and stuff. And here it's grades. So you don't actually know what's your score. Like I could be. I had numbers. We had numbers. Yeah, it was.

Yes. So it was like 92 to 100 was an age. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's how you know. So that's like you're putting people in a kind of like a group. So a 34 could be the same group as a 54. So you would not actually know who's who. How fucking stupid you were.

Yeah. exactly. You could be like marginally B, but with a very good B and you would never know. Yeah. See, they must have changed that because I did, our school was like yours. Yeah, it was taxpayer dollars wasted.

Yeah, guys jump. No texting and flying. No Stanley Cups in the cockpit. Yeah, that's right. It's a cockpit for a reason. Oh, come on. All right. Come on, that was good. I'm not allowed to talk about that.

Oh, shit. Guys, jumping on the conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Now, I'm glad you guys were on the subject of, you know, reliving some, some teenage years and stuff. Because we're going to need it for headline three. Because our teens are out of fucking control. Got to talk about it. Let's go down to Austin, Texas first, where we have three teens arrested for these 10 random weekend shootings across Austin.

two teens and a third suspect were arrested in connection with at least 10 random shootings in Austin over the weekend, leading to widespread terror among residents and a shelter and place order across a massive swath of the Texas Capitol. A 15-year-old boy and a 17-year-old boy were arrested for the spatt of senseless gunfire, including two shootings at fire stations between Saturday night and Sunday morning, Austin Police Chief Lisa Davis said during a press conference, four people were in. injured during the weekend violence, including one with critical injuries and the three others with non-life-threatening injuries, Davis-toe reporters. They stole a total of four vehicles during the weekend. It's absolutely insane. And it wasn't just Austin that was fucking tripping. Let's go to D.C.

There's a chaotic teen brawl goes viral after teen terror prompts U.S. Attorney Peerow's plan to prosecute the parents. So this is another round of bullshit coming out of our young teenage crowd. A massive brawl between young people inside a Chipotle restaurant and Washington, D.C.'s Navy Yard neighborhood has gone viral just days after U.S. Attorney Janine P.rove vowed to crack down on the parents of law-breaking juveniles. The video of the fight occurred Saturday night around 8.40 p.m. About eight adolescents can be seen throwing punches and hurling restaurant furniture on one another

as innocent bystanders hurdle for safety in the corner of a restaurant. Check us out. Yep. Now, my question is this. Okay. I'm not going to say it. I will. It's always y'all.

No, wait, because Austin, that wasn't us. That's, well, okay, all right. 50, 50 splits. I'm not saying it's all. I've got to say it's all of them. But what is it, DJ? It's always them. Dude, I mean, my question is, man, right?

Because I said, you guys were just talking about, you know, the good way of this. How to fight was that, by the way? What do you guys call that technique? I'm just saying. At least your people stayed out of the schools this time. Hey. All right. Fair enough.

Fair enough. We'll move the right direction. You're getting better. It's getting better. My question is, dude, like, what happened to times like this? You know what I'm saying? When teenagers... Dude, that's how I grew up, man.

Everybody got along. Dude. There's no big deal. Like... Nobody did that shit. What the... Here's what happened. What the fuck is this shit?

All those kids got their asses beat home. Yeah. That's what happened. Those kids got their asses beat. These kids have never got their asses beat. Those kids grew up understanding respect for other men and women. These kids didn't. It's very simple.

Okay? It goes back to what Z was saying about the child protective services. These kids can call fucking CPS on their family for getting a little swat on their ass. Okay. And then you have all these do-gooters who are like, you should be able to punish your kids with no swat on their ass and they'll get it. Well, maybe, but not all kids. Okay. And like I'm not advocating for abuse, but let's be real about what abuse is.

This is motherfucking abuse on the rest of society. That's right. Okay. So we're trading some accountability when they're young for these bigger, worse situations when they're older that disrupts society in a major way. Okay. So this is a failed fucking parenting strategy in the flesh that we get to watch and observe and see and we should correct those so that this stops.

We have all these people who grow up in these upper middle class scenarios who have never dealt with anything in reality. They've grown up pretty cushy. And then they have these bleeding hearts for these people that would literally fucking kill them if they had the chance. Okay? So we have to stop listening to those people because they don't have the perspective to understand how to deal with violent people. We have to correct the behavior before it happens. And if we want it to stop now, we need to hold the people accountable who are doing the shit right now in such a harsh way that they're fucking terrified to do it again.

That's it. And that will clean up society literally overnight. One of the other reasons why in the 90s and 80s, kids were behaving in a different way in a better. way was when let's say the kids were not getting cane by their parents and they did something stupid outside, the parents would go to the other parents and solve it out. That's right. And that sometimes involved physical confrontation. Yeah. And that also was pretty universal. Bro. And when I grew up, other dads whoop your ass. Yeah. I mean, that whole, like the whole idea behind it takes a village. Don't put your hands on my kid. Well, your kid just fucking murder to fucking cat. That's right.

Okay, like, oh, that's his right to do. No, it's fucking not. No. So all this bullshit and this feel good nonsense, this is what it gets you. Like, I don't know what to tell you guys. It's fucking, it's idealism versus realism. It's what you wish it was versus what it is.

And what it is is is totally different than what you wish it was. And if you want things to be good and you want a good meal and you want a good steak and you want everything to be perfect, you can't complain about how the motherfucking steak's made. Every other fucking country on the planet that has a civilized society understands this except ours. Bro, like, I can't take my fucking family to fucking Chipotle like that. Well, I mean, look, dude. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's fucking insane, dude.

Well, and then if you, like, do things, like enforce a dress code or things that, like, you try to politely curb, you're a racist. Okay, so people have to stop fucking, and I think they are, but we have to stop fucking, who gives a fuck? Call us whatever to fuck you want. I don't want that shit in my fucking place. Dude, you know, it's hard. Like, how do they know which team they're on? Because they're all wearing the same shit.

Bro, you know what, man? You fucking explain it to me, because I don't know either. How do they know what team are on? I don't even know what the fuck they're saying. Yeah. And neither do you all either. No, I don't think anybody does.

But, but yeah, I mean, so they're, they're going after the parents with this, which I think is a great start for sure. But like,

dude, I just, and it's so weird too, bro, because like, there's a gap. When you are fucking 12, 13 years old

and you are a young man, you know right from wrong. Yeah. Period. Yeah. Period. Period. Okay.

If you're nine years old or you're eight and these kids do some crazy shit because they saw it online, that's failed parenting. But when you get to be 13, 14, 15, you are a young man. And you know the difference between right and wrong. And the reason this behavior happens is because they understand exactly what I'm saying.

And they know what the law says. And they know that the law is not going to hold them accountable. So they are free to do whatever to fuck they want. So if they understand that, how come we don't understand that? Why do we say, oh, well, they're only 15. Well, that 15 year old just fucking killed three people. Right. Those two 15-year-olds, a 17-year-old, or whatever the fucking age were,

they just shot a bunch of firefighters trying to do their motherfucking job. And we're going to have bleeding-heart Cairns trying to cry for these motherfuckers. Bro, we need to stop that shit. That needs to stop. If you want to civilize society, that bullshit needs to either stop or we need to tell those people to shut the fuck up. Can't have both. No.

Yeah. Yeah. And then they all think that these people are on their team. Oh, well, fuck. voted for Obama. I'm your friend. They don't give a fuck. They'll fucking kill you. I didn't ever think it would happen to me.

Well, that was your fucking mistake. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, what are these kids going to do next? Yeah. They're not going to get in trouble for this. No, the teens, juvenile. So what are they going to do next time?

Yeah. And what about the time after that? What about the guy on the Charlotte subway that killed that poor girl and said, I got that white bitch. and has a rap sheet, 47 fucking felonies long or whatever it is. Okay? Like we already know what happens to these people.

So why are we allowing it? And furthermore, why are we spending any sort of taxpayer dollars to send these people anywhere and feed them and clothe them and take care of them? What the fuck are we doing? These people, criminals are fucking criminals, man.

And they need to be handled like criminals. And I don't give a fuck if they're white or they're black or they're yellow or they're Brown or the fucking alien. I don't give a shit. You do fucked up shit. We're going to do fucked up shit to you. And our fucked up shit's going to be worse.

So don't do that. That's how it has to be, man. That's how it has to be. I did. So I pulled these pictures. I just searched in 19. I do think that the younger people right now are completely fucking sick of the shit.

Well, that's why I was going to say that earlier. There's definitely a gap. Like, you know, from the 18 to like, you know, 25. Like that's a good group. of people. It's reassuring to me. Sub 18, bro. It's like, what the fuck's going on guys? It's got sub 18. It's

not sub 18. It's the gap between like 35 and fucking 27 or like 27 and like 37. It's that gap. Yeah. That's the problem. Yeah. The reason these kids are changing is because they look at the people

older than them and like, y'all are fucking crazy. Yeah. You're a bunch of weirdos. They don't want to be that. That's why the resurgence of church and Christianity and it's all coming back yes yeah yeah

if you guys are on audio so I got some pictures up here so I did like just a simple Google search right like 19 I think I did like 1980s 1990s kid or teenagers or whatever did you have any of these outfits I had them all bro all of them which one

any of them I mean what's wrong with them I'm no I'm just asking how I still roll what you're talking about What's wrong with those outfits? Nothing's wrong, dude. They know, they look good. Dude, they're respectable kids. You know what I'm saying?

Like, I mean, listen, ain't no shikes. Is that look weird to you? That shit don't look weird to me at all. It just looks a little dated. Did you have that jacket? I wish I did. That red one? Yeah.

That thing's pimp, dude. That's badass. If I made that motherfucker right now, we'd sell the fuck out of it. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Do you have a skateboard, too?

I did not have a skateboard. I was fat. That's that. kids didn't skateboard. Okay? We ate shit. And what the fuck is she carried in her hand? What is that?

Is that a boom box? I think it's our little radio. That's what we used to do, dude. Like we used to bring a radio with some fucking, you don't even understand this. Having a Sony walkman was the thing. That was a fucking huge thing. But like if you had your friends,

okay, you'd have a fucking radio that was like the size of a shoebox or a, Or even, I mean, you guys had them much bigger, but, you know, like you guys just carry them on your shoulders. That's right. That's what I'm saying? What up? Cracker? Yeah, that's right.

Yeah. We always want to listen to your guys. Watch this fucking man. Listen. Listen, bro. This is no bullshit. If the black guys had their fucking had their, their radio, we always wanted to be by them because it was a much better radio.

Yeah. Right. But here's the thing. The back, it's the truth. The back had a bunch of fucking D batteries. You packed in like seven, eight D batteries. You'd bring your little radio, you know, and you'd turn on the fucking music

and people would chill and fucking hang out. And that was cool. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Like, they didn't put in their headphones and listen to their own music while you're listening to your own. You're listening.

It created a shared experience. Okay. And like, you know, I'm kind of joking about the black guys, but not really. Like, dude, when hip hop came around, which I'm a huge fucking hip hop fan, it's majority of what I listen to. You know, they made it cool to like,

They have a bigger stereo and like, you know, the show's cool. And it wasn't like a white, black thing. It was never like that, dude. It became that when all these fucking idiots got convinced that they were like at the forefront of, you know, some sort of social justice movement that our had already happened. You know, like people my age, like black and white, like we look around and we're like, what the fuck is wrong with y'all? Like, what is wrong with you guys?

Now, I'm glad they're figuring it out. But I mean, you know, it was just different. It was better. You know, I read this piece of data that shows that, like, 14 to 16 year olds are actually buying non-smart phones.

Really? Yeah. Really? Like, going back to the old school, like Next Hills and shit. Yeah. They're shared experiences, bro.

These are shared experiences. Like, this phone and social media has created an isolation vessel. Yeah, we're alone together. Yeah. Exactly.

Yeah, exactly. I wrote a paper on that in college. Yeah. It's real shit. Yeah. We're alone together. That's a fucking purpose way.

to the point. No. And like, dude, you know, I mean, think of how much more fun you have

when you're with your homies and like, dude, and by the way, you know, you want friends that are different than you. Like,

that's what makes it fun. Like, what kind of jokes can you tell, you know, if you're all the same. Yeah, right. Fucking black guys with big things.

You know what they say is, that's a fucking lie. The best moments in your life is when you forget to take the pictures. Yeah. So most of the times, we are all, So distracted on our phones, we kind of miss the moments.

Yeah. That's why all the people are realizing this, and they're finding new ways to get away from them. And get in more like... By the way, I called that, like, six years ago. I told you we were going to go back to that. Yes. I think it was on a Q&AF or whatever. Like I...

Yeah. But I mean, dude, like, it's happening now. People crave community. They crave shared experience. They crave interactions. And, you know, it's funny because I watch all these, like, brand experts on the internet. And they're like, oh, it's, it's brand new. It's like, motherfucker, this is how we've been doing it the whole time.

What are you talking about? You're brand new. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation, let us know what you guys think is the solution for this down in the comments. With that being said, it is time.

Good, sir. What a time. Time for our final segment, guys, as always. We have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's where we bring a headline in. We talk about it. We vote on it. We give it one of the.

these two options. And we got some Andy Domus. Oh, yeah? Some more, huh? Mm-hmm. Got some Andy Domis with, with the receipt. Oh, really? With the receipt. I was like that one the best. Yeah. Yeah. We got to go through the receipt first. Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut's making some noise. They've made some changes. Some new people have come into the ecosystem. And we've talked about Pizza Hut. What episode was this evening? 960 episode 960 okay um and this is the little clip where you were kind of foreshadowing and you know the whole theme of the show is you know the good old days right and that's what we're talking about now that's what I'm saying and and we were talking about I think you had brought up Pizza Hut

and you know what would be a good brand move for them let's check this clip out pizza Hut has these uh like retro locations a few of them yeah that are like when you were a kid you would go into Pizza Hut. And anybody my age understands what Pizza Hut was all about, bro. Yeah. Like you would go in there, Joe, you know, you go in there, red cups, red and white checker tablecloth, personal pan pizza, bucket stickers, fucking flat table pack man. Like, it was all, it was, they were awesome. Every Friday night you went to pizza, it had a smell.

Anyway, no, the smell was good, bro. Is it a good smell? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Bro. Well, anyway, they got some of these pizza. And I thought we should for one of the day in the lives do like a road trip to one of these pizza huts to the old school so DJ could see what it was like because he didn't grow up in that era I'm down bro I'm down best thing as long as I can use the same interests as everybody else

Well you can they got a different they got a different water fountain now Okay, so you described it right you were setting the stage and here we are In May of 2026, let's check this clip out. It's amazing the comments we have about they have the red cups. Yes, we do. Tim Sparks got his start working at a Pizza Hut that looked like this. He's now president of Dayland Corporation, which owns this franchise and more than 80 others around the country. They've redecorated many restaurants to rewind the clock.

It looks exactly like the one that I remember from when I was a kid. Yeah, that's what we were after. Some Pizza Hut classics are now top performing locations. Customers show up for a piece of their childhood. It just brings back memories. To share with their own kids. When you finally find something that tastes how you genuinely remember it tasting, like you can't let it go.

People come from two and three hours away, and I'm not making that up. More restaurants are serving up nostalgia. Franchises like Burger King and KFC return to old school logos and packaging in recent years. At Pizza Hut, they even brought back Pac-Man. Look at that. For sparks. This is much more than a game. It's a mission to rebuild places where families can connect.

If we can get them in here, as a family, they do tend to put their phones down and actually have conversations and speak with each other. I'm not going to tell you I know how to fix the world, but I do think that family is a good place to start. He hopes to renovate more of his restaurants as long as he can find enough of those lambs. They're hard to get? Yeah, they're almost impossible to get. A familiar taste. Oh, cheers. Bringing people together.

Just like I remember it. It's as if they listen to you. Hold on. Did he say cheers, brother? Yeah, he did say cheer, bro. That motherfucker doesn't listen to show. Yeah. But he's smart. That's smart.

That's how you're supposed to do it. Okay? By the way, this would be a good time to let you all know. I have started an actual business consulting company. So if you would like to help you. hire me to consult for your business. That is something that I will now do directly for your business. So,

and it costs a lot of fucking money, but I know how to motherfucker and win. And if you want to win, you'll hire me. That guy listened to some free game and went out and now he's crushing. Okay. I want to go now. Like,

I have to go. It's not that hard, though. It's really not. There's a tremendous opportunity. I shouldn't even be saying this now, now that I'm starting my thing. But there's a tremendous opportunity for all businesses to think about how things were and to implement those things moving forward.

Where are we going to go? Yeah. Where are we going to do? We're going to fucking download some fucking pizza into our fucking face. Like, what the fuck are we doing? Okay. If you want to win, you got to stand on the other side of where everybody else is. That is the game.

Yeah. Speaking of it, you know what I think we should also bring back? Remember like fucking six years ago when I told everybody on Q&AF over and over and over again on our, like, dude, businesses were going to move back towards pro America, pro freedom, pro America values? Remember that? When I said that, let's think about the brands that are kicking everybody's ass now. What they look like. Yeah. Yeah, bro.

Bro, I have a gift that I can see down the pipe further than everybody else. That is just the way I've been gifted with it. So if you want me to come fix your shit Reach out Pay me money And I'll guarantee you that you're gonna fucking win Yeah This guy's smart

Bro smart dude right there Super fucking smart dude I know he's gonna kill it They just said it They're outperforming all the other locations Bro That's fucking awesome dude You know what I would like to see back

Make a comeback even though I don't like them The Mayflower Well, I was going to say smoking Uh, bring back some public dude Like smoking everywhere, bro Fucking eat a slice of pizza You know there's funny It's funny because like people are starting to smoke cigarettes again

Yeah, I'm starting to see that now Yeah, it's weird You know why? Because they don't give a fuck Because shit's so miserable Everything is killing us anyway Yeah, they're like, fuck it I'm gonna fucking smoke me some fucking swirs

I don't remember what movie I was seeing But I was seeing a movie from the 80s And this guy was smoking Inside an airplane Oh bro, that was normal shit Yeah, that's crazy. That was what you, dude, there's still airplanes flying with fucking ashtrays in him. Which is, that's a problem of itself.

Yeah. Like, you need to tell me to six minute in the air since then? I don't know about that. But dude, like you would go, look, every car, okay, would have an ashtray, not like in the middle of the car, but like on the door. Like you'd flip it over and you do, or, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I used to play with my grandpa. He had a link. You flip it back and forth, right?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. dude. My dad used to have this girlfriend that smoked in the car, bro, and she fucking hated us. Like, she hated me and Sal, bro. And she'd roll the motherfucking windows up when she smoked. Oh, fuck. It was horrible. I'll never forget it.

That's terrible. Yeah. So I don't like the smell of them. No, nobody does. I don't like the smell. Nobody does. But like, if you're going to, look, man, if they're putting shit in our water, if they're fucking putting shit in the air, if the world's going to end, no one gives a fuck.

So like, fuck it. I'm going to smoke some cigarettes. it up. Like I've seen more people smoke of cigarettes than I've seen in a long time. And I've seen it online too. Yeah. Yeah, it's making a comeback. Five years ago, bro, it was like if you smoke cigarettes, it was disgusting. Yeah.

I mean, I still think it's disgusting. But I mean, dude, I'm seeing a lot of people do it, man. A lot of people are doing it. I don't give a shit. Yeah, bro. Nostalgia dog. Look at that. Yeah.

I mean, the way things are going now, they probably told us that cigarettes are killing us is probably a life source. Is it? Hell yeah, dude. The iconic Pizza Hut, bro. Can't out pizza. Bro, every bar that used to go into, people smoked.

And like if you went into a restaurant that had a bar and a restaurant, the bar was always smoking. And it would go in the rest of the restaurant. Like, that's... That was just normal. Yeah, it was normal. It's crazy.

Yeah. I mean, you go into a plate, bro, you would smell like fucking shit the next day. Yeah, but everybody smelled like. You don't know. Your clothes, like, you could, yeah, dude, it was gross. Hmm. But it is weird to see.

It's very weird to see people smoking again. But I, I promise you, it has to do with what I'm talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Like, people don't give a fuck. They're like, fuck it. And you know what? America needs that.

America needs more fuck it. That's right. That's why how we got in this situation to start with. You got to, you got to say fuck it to unfuck it. That's right. You know what I'm saying? You know how you always say, like, history repeats itself? Mm-hmm.

The culture and the fashion also has a cyclical way of repeating. So when we're going? Now? I, listen, I could take some fucking pizza right now. I'm telling you, dude,

the inside of a pizza hut, the classics like that, is one of my, and I'm not making this up, it's one of my greatest memories as a kid, was going to Pizza Hut. Yeah. There was a pizza hut,

you know, on Tesson Ferry, if you go up towards Lindberg, you know where Hessler's pub is? Yep. That building that's like right next door to it, that was a pizza hut. Got it.

You can tell because they live like a pizza hut. It's like transgender. Exactly. You could always tell a pizza hut, no matter what it is today, it used to be a pizza hut. When I was looking for that clip, I found three other episodes

where you talked about Pizza Hut, but it was always for the trans reference. It's true. It's a great fucking metaphor for it. It's true. You could drive by a Pizza Hut. and no matter what it is, you know that that was a pizza hut. You know what was there.

Okay. You know what was there. So it's, it is what it is, man. And no one's going to be like, oh, that, that was never a pizza hut. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That was born. That looks kind of like a pizza hut, but I don't think it was ever a pizza hut.

It just opened up as a veterinarian's office. Oh, motherfucker. That's a pizza hut. It's still a fucking pizza hut, right? So, so anyway, but that was where the pizza hut was. Yeah. And we used to go up there all the time, dude. And, like, we go in there, you know, they had the pizza.

I loved it because I was the fat kid. How much was the average pizza around that time? Fuck, I don't know. I wouldn't pay for it. That was, I had no idea. Dude, the sodas came out in a picture like that. Like, dude, it was the shit. It was the shit.

They used to have this thing in school called Booket. Do you know what Bookett is? We had Scholastic Club or whatever. No, Booket was like you read a book and you got a sticker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you got four stickers, you got a, Free pizza, Pizza Hut. So, like, I definitely pretended like I read all these books.

Dad signed this real quick. Yeah. Give me that stickers, man. My dad would do it, too, because he didn't want to pay for a pizza. Bro, I was a Ponderosa kid. Were you? Oh, Ponderosa was awesome. Yeah, bro.

Fucking phenomenal. What was your favorite thing in there? The roast. My favorite thing was the bread and chicken wings. Oh, yeah, it sounded like. The drummies? Yeah, I didn't like those. Bro, I'd stack up.

Fried drummies? French fries. fries. Hon Rosa used to be good, man. Old country buffet used to be good too. That's the problem, bro. Big corporate America fucks everything. Right?

Used to be able to go to an old country buffet. Now they got Golden Corral. I've never been in a golden corral. I don't. Well, I'm sure because it's a massive business and they're doing everything. Like, dude, you used to be able to go into old country buffet, dude. And like the food was like real food. Yeah.

Like it was good. Yeah. Like you go in there and you'd be like, fuck. dude, did my grandma make this shit? Like, this is some good shit. And then big corporations take over and they go to scale and they cut and they cut and they cut and they cut and they cut. And now you're eating, you know. Dehydrated fucking egg powder.

Yeah, dude. And that's what ruins. That's what ruins everything. It's greed is what it is. You know, if you make a great product, keep making a great product. Because everybody else is going to water their shit down and you're going to end up with something that stands above everybody else's. Don't cut corners. Don't make it cheap.

Don't fucking, you know, just do what you do and do it well, bro. People will pay for that. That's real, bro. That's real. Thumbs up to this guy. Yeah, man. Smart dude. I seriously wonder if he does listen to the show.

I'd be curious now. I hope he does. Yeah. I bet he does. It looks like so. I mean, he does. And he said, cheers, bro. Yeah.

Like, that's to tell. Right? Hell, yeah. Hey, man. If you do listen to the show, I don't remember what his name was. Come on the show. Yeah, let's talk about it.

Yeah, come on. I like this guy. Yeah. Look, bro, he's definitely one of us. Look, he's got the shaved head. He's got the beard. You know, this guy's a wild fucking animal when he's not on the camera. All right.

This is a tarps off motherfucker right here. Full circle. Yes. And if you don't listen to the show, you fucking need to. Yeah, no, dude. He's wearing a black shirt. This dude, this dude is going tarps off at the fucking Cardinals game with us. 100%.

100%. That's a cool dude right there. Smart, too. I'm with it, man. Yeah. I'm with it, man. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got. Yeah, well, me too.

All right. So, uh, don't be a ho. Show the show. Yeah. Went from sleeping on the flow. Now my jury box froze. Fuck a pole. Fuck a stole.

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