REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 1059. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Reveals New Space Force Uniforms, Right-Wing AfD Party Notches Historic Win In Germany & Woke Nike Booted from S&P 100
Episode Date: September 8, 2026On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump revealing the new Space Forces uniforms inspired by 'Starship Troopers', right-wing AfD party notching a historic win in Germany and Nike being booted from ...the S&P 100.
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Fuck a bull
Fuck a stole
Count it millions
In the whole
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What is up guys
It's Andy Ficella
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Let's just get right into it
Everybody knows the deal man
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hell yeah no we are dude it's good that we're back
but people get being pissed oh yeah because they see all the the short form
content they're like where the fuck is this show is that what they're saying
are they bro a shit done a shit done yeah we're just keeping it from you all
That's right.
That's right.
It's right.
Yeah.
But no, man, we're back in full force, dog.
Beautiful day in St. Louis.
Fuck, man.
Yeah.
I think we broke the heat.
You know what I'm saying?
Maybe.
Maybe.
At least for today.
Yeah.
It's beautiful outside, dude.
Sun's shining.
Shave my head.
We're good.
Oh, you did?
Oh, yeah, bro.
I got that clean.
How about that trip to Atlanta?
Bro, I like Atlanta.
Atlanta.
I like Atlanta.
Yeah.
You know, that fucking place we went to.
We can't talk about.
Yeah.
That was nice.
Yeah.
You know?
It wasn't a strip club.
I know those people are going to hear that and be like,
oh, no, it's a private dinner club.
That's right.
I felt rich.
Bro, I felt really rich.
You felt rich.
You felt rich.
Every time you hang out with Hardwick, you're going to feel rich.
Bro, Harwick's the man, dude.
Justin, dude.
Like, I mean, the boys, man.
Yeah.
It was a great time, though.
The people in Atlanta were cool.
Yeah.
I don't know how you pronounce it.
Is it Kennesaw?
Yeah, Kennesaw.
It was up there where the show was.
Mm-hmm.
So what we did was we flew down Saturday night, spent the night, went to dinner with Ryan Hardwick, Justin Christ, good buddies of ours, business partners of ours.
Then went to the octane, what is it, caffeine and caffeine?
Yeah.
The big caffeine and octane event in Kennesaw.
It was massive.
Dude, they were expecting $25,000.
That was the biggest car show I've been to.
Yeah, same.
Yeah, same.
I mean, like, dude, there was just rows and rows and rows of fucking people.
They were expecting 25,000 people
And what ended up being like 40 something
Yeah 45,000 people do
It was crazy dude
It was insane
And what the craziest part was
Is that I can't
I don't sleep well, you guys know that
I didn't sleep at all the night before
And then when we were ready to go
We had to get up like it was like six
Yeah
It was pretty early
Which is five our time
Yep
Went to the show
Talk to a fucking thousand people
Which was awesome
Everybody was awesome
Yeah
Um, then got on a plane.
I was home in my pool by 11.30 in the morning.
It's beautiful.
Yeah.
It was beautiful, man.
No, it was a good time, dude.
Lana, listen, don't owe me anything.
It was great.
Yeah.
It was a good time.
Yeah, it was awesome seeing people there.
And, uh, it was great.
But yeah, we are back in fucking action.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ready to.
I don't know what's going on.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, I've been like completely off of social, dude.
I don't even, I've just been like.
Yeah.
You know, every once in a while.
I just get like tired, dude.
Yeah, dude, it happens.
Yeah.
That happens.
Dude, listen, guys, we take breaks, all right?
Yeah.
It's all right.
Yeah.
You know, fuck.
But we are back.
And, uh, yeah, this actually was crazy.
So I saw this real quick.
It was just a little intro.
I saw this, uh, as we, dude, the moment we landed and got back, I started seeing
these headlines.
I thought this was fucking crazy.
The Amazon plane that crashed.
Oh, yeah.
Did you see that shit down in Miami?
I saw like one headline of it.
Dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Flame shoot from Amazon cargo plane and dramatic videos.
Eyewitnesses feared.
Feared.
an explosion.
This was fucking crazy.
So this was down in, down in Florida.
Apparently it overran the runway and went into the fucking streets, dude.
Massive Boeing 767.
Absolutely, like it's crazy.
And now this angle, this clip came out.
Let's check this out.
Oh, my fucking God.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Yo.
Damn.
I guess they're serious about that same day delivery.
Yeah.
So,
but like people died,
right?
Yeah,
people died.
Yeah,
so,
yeah,
but so like,
how did they die,
though?
They get run over on the ground.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because, like,
there's nobody on that airplane.
No,
it's cargo.
Yeah.
Pilots were fine.
Yeah,
dude,
it's just fucking crazy.
Yeah,
I think it killed like five people.
Yeah.
It just ran them over.
Ran them over.
Yeah,
yeah,
it's absolutely.
It was,
yeah.
It's crazy.
It's your fucking shit.
It's your time.
Yeah.
and then all of a sudden an airplane
just runs you over on the road
well dude you know what this reminded me of
was fucking like final destination shit
you know what I'm saying like you've seen those movies
right have you ever seen anything like that though
in like person I've always seen clips and shit
dude yeah I did one time I've seen
dude the the craziest thing I ever saw
like happened in front of me dude
and it's bad it's a bad story
I probably shouldn't tell it like
because someone did die but like dude
it was it was horrible
yeah it was like I was going down
I was driving down the highway
from Springfield, Missouri to St. Louis.
I was going to watch Sal play baseball up in Carbondale.
Sick.
And there was
it was me, a car in front of me
and then in front of that car
was like a little
like a Ford Ranger size pickup,
like not a full size.
Yeah.
With a trailer and it had,
I mean, dude,
everything these people owned was on this trailer.
Like it was like over packed, right?
Like the shit was like over.
loaded and it was strapped on and it was just like you know going down the road and it blew a tire on
the trailer and the trailer started going back and forth like swinging across the highway and then it swung
all the way and the car and the truck rolled over in the highway all right and so all this shit that was
on the trailer was everywhere on the highway like it was it was just shit everywhere well the car in front of me
slammed on the brakes and I fucking slammed on the brakes and I pulled into the median
and I'm like looking around I'm like holy shit so I get out of the car and like dude there's like
this big oil slick and I'm like what the fuck is that and I fucking look and dude like right in
front of me because there's so much shit is like this person it was a woman who had been like
the car in front of me had ran her over oh my god and cut her in two pieces and she was still
live.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
And so she was like looking at me and I'm looking at her.
There's nothing I can do.
She's looking at me.
And then the worst part was the dude, the truck had like rolled down the hill.
And the dude driving the truck had came running up the hill and saw, I guess was his wife on the road.
And like, dude, I'll never forget that.
Like he, like, I mean, obviously, I'll never forget the look on his face.
I mean, he was fucking freaked the fuck out.
And, yeah, that happened right, like, right in front of me.
And that was, that was something I'll never forget.
Fuck.
Dude, those movies, like, those Final Destination movies, bro, like,
I'm not like a super, super, like, stitions person, you know what I'm saying?
But, like, log trucks, I'll never drive behind.
Yeah.
Never drive near.
No.
I can't do it.
Yeah, you should never drive behind a truck that has ladders on it either.
Oh, like the roof ladder.
I know a dude.
I know a dude who got killed.
because a ladder came off of a fucking work truck
and went through his windshield.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Fuck, man.
Yeah, no.
This is what this reminded.
This is like some final destination shit, bro.
Yeah.
Something similar happened to one of my cousins.
In Chicago, he was in the outskirts.
He was driving behind a truck which had the back part open.
Yeah.
And they supposedly had some construction equipment and stuff.
Something came out, and you know, this long,
pointed thing where you used to dig in the ground.
Yeah.
It came through his windshield.
went through his shoulder and went through the in the seat.
It went like that.
From the truck came through the windshield, went through his shoulder and in the seat.
It was like a little bit off.
It was gone through his head.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
The shit happens all the time, dude.
It's so crazy, man.
That's some crazy shit, man.
But yeah, I mean, praise to the people the past, man.
It sucks.
I don't know what the, they're still investigating trying to figure out like why it actually, like,
crashed, I guess, to just overshot the runway, I guess.
But absolutely crazy.
Crazy story, man. Absolutely crazy shit, man.
Yeah, I mean, they do have the auto landing and stuff like that, but, you know, sometimes the pilots like to still do the OG way and land it themselves.
They showed it landing and the one of the rear, it was like landing on the front and the nose gear and then the right rear gear.
And the left rear gear never like hit the ground.
They showed the video of it. I don't know why it did that. But it was, I don't know if it was wind or what.
was but yeah I looked at it says the plane was not autonomous yeah five people died and five additional
people were injured yeah fuck man yeah absolutely crazy dude yeah man well uh let's get into some headlines
shall we guys remember if you would like to see any of these pictures articles links videos go to
andyfercellar dot com you guys can check them all link there for you that being said
headline number one Andy your branding guy you know
you know a thing or two branding.
Yeah.
Right.
You know, every now and then there's there's time for a remake, time for a redo, you know,
shake some stuff up.
Our Space Force is getting a shake up as Trump reveals new Space Force uniforms inspired
by Starship Troopers.
The movie?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
No way.
I swear to God.
This is not real.
I swear to that.
No, he definitely made this shit on Chat GPT, but this is what he fucking posted.
That's what our Space Force is going to wear.
This is what we're about to look like.
Next generation.
Fourth Reich.
I mean, um,
for,
yeah.
Yeah.
That looks like some spaceball shit, bro.
This is 100% generated with AI.
100%,
and he posted it.
And,
um,
this is,
uh,
what do you think he's doing down there,
bro?
He's just like fucking around and like,
I'll just post this shit.
Yeah.
Yeah,
I think he is too,
dude.
Do you see the arcade games?
No.
So White House now has a website where you can go and play four or five arcade games and it's very funny
It's very funny one of the games is you have to go around and see pick up people that you have to detain
It's it's very very funny there are four or five games like well it'd be funnier if they actually did it
Yeah, that's right yeah
I was right in real life yeah
Yeah fuck man but yeah no he posted this this is the mock-up of it
Now, obviously, people on social media, they thought it was great.
Somebody said, sweet, you're sick going on Galactic Empire.
Let the Force be with you, LOL, well.
Surprisingly, I didn't see a lot of Nazi stuff, but that's what it was given.
You know, somebody said, I mean, dude, you know what?
People are getting mad when I say this, but those Nazi uniforms, man, they fucking,
dude, I'm just saying.
Oh, shit.
Bro.
They look badass.
I don't care what the fuck you say.
That's why the shit is in culture.
They were shot.
They still use elements of it, dude.
Like, I'm just saying.
Yeah.
Nothing says you better fucking listen.
Like a fucking Nazi uniform.
Like, I'm just saying, dude, the shit looked pretty good.
Yeah.
Pretty good looking uniform.
Yeah.
Did it?
Am I, dude, am I wrong?
Listen.
Like, can I say that without everybody freaking to fuck out?
Like, fuck, dude, the shit looked.
pimp.
No, I think they look good.
My thing is, I don't really understand
what the Space Force does.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't think we're supposed to know.
Yeah.
Like, maybe...
Us peasants don't know.
We don't get to know what our tax dollars go towards.
I mean, if they are fighting...
We're too dumb.
Yeah.
We're too dumb.
They can't, you know, we can't know.
We can pay for it, though.
That's right.
Well, we're definitely paying for it.
Yeah.
But, I mean, I will say this.
If we are up there, you know,
out there fighting fucking aliens and our guys are looking like this...
I don't think we're fighting aliens.
I think we are aliens.
You think we are the aliens?
I think we are the aliens.
I think the whole story is we're aliens.
We came here.
This is the planet that we came to and they lie about all the other shit.
Fuck, dude.
That's some good shit.
Yeah.
Whatever they're smoking.
You think we're aliens?
Bro, you think...
I don't know.
Yeah.
How would you know?
I don't know.
Fuck.
They lie about everything.
That's true.
Yeah.
I mean, bro, they lie.
They lie.
they lied to us in our face about COVID and people believed it.
Yeah.
Okay.
So if they can lie in real time about what's happening,
what you could see with your own eyes,
I mean,
how much do you think they lied about during, you know,
the history of this,
of humanity?
No,
not just back,
like a lot of people,
you know,
they're questioning right now.
They're like,
oh, man,
this century.
World War II.
Right.
And that's where everybody focuses on.
But what about the rest of history?
What about the rest of shit?
Like,
you think they just lied about World War II?
They've been lying about everything.
So, you know, we don't know what the fucking truth is, unfortunately, because we've allowed a bunch of people to take over and fucking control everybody.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's absolutely crazy.
Now, so this comes out.
Other things that are shaking up, this announcement actually came out today.
It is Labor Day when this show is recorded.
That they're about to be pushing some lawsuits targeting some very interesting names.
here. President Trump threatens pending lawsuit, which is now being drawn up against Soros,
Google, Bill and Melinda Gates, Apple, Visa, Goldman Sachs, and other leftist cap donors.
So this just came out today. It's Labor Day and President Trump did not take the day off for
barbecue. Neither do we. Neither do we. That's why we're here. And relaxation. Instead, Trump took
to Truth Social to warn leftist donors that there will be lawsuits against donors of the far left
Center for American Progress for continually spewing lies against his administration.
Dude.
Okay.
Yeah.
And it's like, you know, cool.
How about you just fucking lock them up?
How about instead of the lies about your administration, how about you lock them up for
the crimes against humanity these people have been perpetrating for years and years and years.
How about getting pissed off about what they're doing to the American people and the country
as a whole as opposed to them saying some derogatory shit about you.
Like, it's not about you.
It's about what these people have done over and over and over and continue to do, which
you allow, which makes you look like you're a part of it.
And then you wonder why everybody's fucking flailing in their support for you.
Okay?
Like, dude, you're off base.
You're listening to the wrong people.
You have the wrong people around you who are telling you the wrong shit, especially Netanyahu.
Like we could go on and on and on
So like dude how about you sue these motherfuckers for the crimes against humanity
That they have perpetrated for the last you know
Seven years bro
Look at what else these people these same exact names that he's willing to list out
They're also funding all the fucking segregation that we're having
Yeah
The moral segregation I should say the paid fucking protesting that's happened across the country
Yeah
Like they're also paid like same people yeah
So good, got them.
Same people.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just like, dude, come on, man.
Come on.
Lying and making bad headlines about you is not, that, that's, that's, that's, that's what you get pissed about.
That's it.
Right.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, isn't that telling?
Bro.
Like, you get mad, like, you're finally rep talking about Soros and Gates after all this shit that's been going on.
But this is we're going to hit them on.
Yeah.
The report is just to know the radical left scam.
Like, dude, these people are funding the fucking cultural division and they're funding the destruction of America.
The illegal migration.
They're also fun.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, come on, man.
This isn't a time for lawsuit, bro.
This is a time for fucking arrests.
Lock him up.
Yeah.
Lock him up.
Get him all, dude.
Get him fucking all.
He's not going to.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, he's not going to, bro.
He, listen, dude.
He got in there.
They got close to him and they said, you do this, we're going to do this.
And whatever that is has to do with his fucking family.
And that's why he's changed his views from, I'm going to clean up the entire country to
I'm going to do what it appears to be best for the country while I enrich myself and my
family and all my friends.
Keep it safe.
And then turn around and gaslight the America people.
Like everything's fucking great.
You know, like, dude, when they get on here and talk about, you know, I saw this thing on
one of the news stations a couple days ago
about how
you know inflation's at a record low
violent crimes at a record low
the economy is great and all this shit
but like dude
okay
when you judge the economy based upon
these data metrics that can all be manipulated
these people manipulated those data metrics
when Biden was in office
saying the same shit we covered it
saying the same shit right and
and dude you can't fool the American
the American
consumer into believing that everything is fine and dandy when they're literally paying double
for their groceries or close to double than they were just three or four years ago.
Yeah, you can't tell me the sky is fucking, you know, purple.
No, you take so, you take a working class American, bro, and you fucking give them their
their bills, right?
Like, let's just say their bills to live on a monthly basis or, you know, let's just say
it's two grand, right?
And you double that.
That's four grand.
Like I know that you're like no shit
I'm like yeah but people can't afford that
You know and and to Trump you know when you when you
Talk to him in those little amounts like dude when you talk to very wealthy people and little amounts of money
Like there's this thing people people okay like there's this thing and anybody who's who like works for wealthy people in terms of like doing services for them
Sometimes they have trouble collecting money
Okay
they usually have trouble collecting money on bills that are like 500 bucks a thousand bucks
these it's not that these people don't have money it's the way that they look at money is
different than how the the company looks at money right right and they look at $500 or a thousand
dollars like dude that that's not shit right like that's that's no big deal like I've tipped
the doorman that right you know what I mean but to that fuck to that company right it's a make
or break deal or to that small business it's a make or break deal and these people because they
become so wealthy and they've been wealthy for so long they lose the perspective of what they feel
a small dollar amount actually means for somebody who's needs it for it yeah yeah and that's what
we're dealing with here and you could clear it clear as I could clear as day see it you know these
people are out of touch dude the brother lost with it man now I will say this you know because I think
it's important like you call spades a spade right and i think this is something a lot of people have
an issue with you know when when you know something happens and like oh that's terrible okay
yeah that's fucking terrible yeah but then when when good things happen oh they're still
fucking terrible because it's him yeah oh hey guys yeah you know what i'm saying well that's
let's have some emotional intelligence yeah you know what i'm saying well that's that's why
we're going to have a big problem here with communism dude because everybody on the middle
and to the right, like I would say common sense Americans.
And when I say middle to the right, I even mean like middle Democrats.
These people are all capitalist people.
And because we have so much division inside that segment, it's going to be very hard to get
people to show up to vote because they're completely demoralized as to what Trump said he was
going to do versus what he has actually done.
Yep. And so we have all this infighting and all this division. And I, you know, the only way Trump's going to get people to vote is by one securing the confidence in the vote, which he still failed to do. All right. If you got the elections stolen from you and that was your thing for the last four years when Biden was in office and that's all you, that's all you talked about. You've been in for two years now, dude. And you haven't fixed the
problem. And we got midterms.
Yeah. So by your own
admission, by your own admission, Donald Trump,
the elections are fake and they're rigged.
You've told us that for years
and years and years. And you haven't fixed it. And now
you tell everybody they need to go vote.
So how does that work? Yeah, right. Which is
it? Okay. And that is the
problem that they have painted themselves,
you know, into the corner with.
Yep. Right?
It's a fake. It's a fraud. It's a scam. It's this. It's that. It's this. Well, now your voter base is so demoralized that they don't believe in the election system. No.
All right. And we've seen this happen in Kentucky. We've seen it happen. We've constantly seen it happen. My only thing is that like people are going to be so afraid of the communist insurgency that's happening that they're going to vote the other way. But like, dude, I just I don't know. Well, man, like one big thing that's happening, obviously it's a, it's a big thing. I mean, do you think your vote counts? No.
I don't. I don't. Not now.
Not, especially, no, because
dude, here's the other piece, too. People are also
seeing how it actually
works. So, like, whether the
votes were secure or not,
any fucking lobbyist or PAC can just come
in and fucking make it work anyway. You know what I'm
saying? So it's like, it's, like, set aside
the corruption in the actual election
process. You have these fucking
massive PACs that
that's really what matters. Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? It doesn't matter anyway.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, it doesn't matter
what the people want. People want it.
It's Massey.
Yeah.
That didn't happen.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like, okay, well, what now?
Mm-hmm.
Right?
But, I mean, the other big, big kind of taffoo right now that's happening is the whole
around shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, dude, we do not want to be over there.
We do not want to be over there.
Nobody wants to be over there.
And it's being tested.
And what I was getting to earlier on, like, you know, we got to call it, you know, right
when it's right, wrong when it's wrong.
You know, this is something that was really wrong at first that has since been fixed,
which I'm really happy to say.
one of the
one of the
soldiers that were killed
in the Iran war
right died
his wife was denied benefits
uh casualty assistance benefits
because they said it wasn't a war
right
and the story started picking up
and now it has finally been resolved
and she's getting her benefits
you know it's just one of those
yeah good but yeah
hey guys we are in a fucking war over there
that we don't want to be in
but good good you got to
got it right you know what I'm saying um yeah this this was absolutely crazy uh Libby
kill uh clenner excuse me uh the wife of major John A cleaner uh was one of the six
service members killed when the aircraft crashed in Iraq uh during the refueling mission on
March 12th um and uh she you know started talking uh CNN aired it a lot of people started
talking about it um and initially um it was declared that it was not a military operation
in Iran um and that you know wasn't that
So she wasn't able to get any of the benefits.
But after review, Air Force spokesperson told notice in a statement that they have confirmed
that all eligible combat pay related benefits, including imminent danger pay, hostile fire
pay, and combat zone tax exclusion benefits were included in arrears to the family.
So like, that's good, man, right?
But like, there's still just so much that we still got a fix here.
Yeah.
And like, I just, I don't see the priorities being in the right place right now.
Well, at the very least, they're not communicating things properly.
right because there's a lot of people and I have a lot of friends who you know they they think
Trump is doing a good job right and they will explain to you okay he's done this he's done that
he's done this right those things that the the if you remember dude like Trump's first term
when he did shit he would tweet we did this and this and this and this is why we did it and
And people like that.
All right.
But he doesn't do that anymore.
Whether they agree with it or not.
They appreciated the transparency.
What he does now is he just gets on there and calls everybody fucking stupid or makes fun of them.
Or it's like it's digressed into like childish shit.
I mean, dude, back in his first term when he were tweeting shit, you know, everybody was like, ha ha, that's kind of funny.
That's funny.
He did this, you know.
He's doing this.
this, he did that, okay, that's good.
But that's not what's happening now.
And the communication that's coming out of the White House for what they're actually doing
for the American people has been very murky.
And that's causing a lot of distrust, right?
I mean, dude, I think, I just think there's a lot of people who are going to very, very, very,
have a very hard time going to vote.
And I think that's dangerous.
Yeah.
You know, yeah.
Because I mean, like, we will say this on the election piece.
It's like, well, you don't know.
Not voting makes it just as easy to cheat.
That's what I'm saying.
So, like all these people who say things like, oh, you think we're going to vote our way out of this?
That's cute.
All right.
Well, first of all, motherfucker, what the fuck are you doing?
You're sitting on the fucking basement of your mom's house eating fucking Cheerios.
Okay.
Your opinion doesn't count.
All right.
Second of all, we don't know how much the votes count.
or don't count, which is the problem that should have been solved on day one.
So if we don't have integrity in the elections and we don't believe that it works,
but we don't know how much it doesn't work or work, when they demoralize the voter
basin and not participating, the other side's wins by default.
Okay.
So there's that.
And people should think about that because I actually think there's a lot of that going on.
Well, dude, we talked about this soon.
I'm sure, like, I know the clips out there, but we talking about this that,
Both sides are aware of the cheating bullshit and both sides use it when it's convenient for them.
And I think that's why it hasn't been resolved.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, shit.
Well, we got the power.
We can use it.
Thomas Massey, right?
We can use it.
You know what I'm saying?
Like they see the benefit of it.
So it's like, well, I mean, if it ain't broke, don't fix it?
Isn't that what they say?
You know, so, dude, I don't know, man.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
Guys, you tell us down in the comments.
Yeah.
What you guys think last thing?
I think our biggest enemy right now.
We're facing two enemies here.
Well, actually three.
We have the communists.
We have the jihadists.
And then we have our own government.
Yeah.
And those are three enemies.
And the America people are going to have to strategically think about what the best way is to navigate the situation.
Because continuing business as usual is not going to solve it.
No.
So we're going to have to, you know, we're going to have to wait and see.
Yeah.
I'm excited for these uniforms.
Yeah. Speaking of Germany, let's go to headline two.
We are going to Germany. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, right wing AFD party
notches historic win in Germany. We are going to see explosive growth, right? This is great.
You know, the right wing party in Germany wins, right? The right wing Germany party scored
historic victory in a state election Sunday dealing a blow to Chancellor Friedrich Merck,
conservative Christian Democratic Union Party.
Exit polls in the Saxony-enalte state election saw alternative for Germany and extremists,
quote-unquote, party backed by Elon Musk, secure 44.5% of the vote for its candidates,
with MERS, CDU party only netting 18.5%.
The ARD Broadcaster reported.
The right-wing's party co-leader Alice Whittle hailed the turnout as a historic result for her group as she vowed
that Merz Party would never win another election again.
Wiener Schnitzel, not so fast.
Because, you know, just like here, we know that our elections have some problems, right?
Andy, do you want to take a guess?
You want to take a gander at what happened last night over in Germany?
No.
They found some melon ballots.
Oh, really?
Oh, bro.
Here we go again.
Germany's AFD robbed a victory as men.
Well in ballots, flip results in Saxony and Alt.
Wait, so they went for 44, 44% versus 18% and the 18% wins?
Came back and won.
Yeah.
Isn't that fucking crazy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's dive into this.
It's impossible.
Grow.
After its historic victory in the state of Saxony and Alt, the alternative for Germany,
AFD party has dropped from 44.4% of the vote to 43.8%
after mail-in ballots were counted with all other parties gaining abnormally for mail-in ballots.
Attorney Dirk Schmitz called this a sign of, quote-unquote, systemic manipulation.
German elections have been thought to be fairly secure with mainly in-person, same-day voting,
photo ID requirements, and the Supreme Court ban on digital voting machines,
as I explained to Ben Harnall on the war room.
originally the a fd had actually taken 51% of the in-person votes on sunday as mail and ballots were counted beginning at six p.m. local time all other parties gained and only the afd loss.
plagiarism expert stephan webber has identified numerous cheating academics causing the christian democrat governor of the neighboring state of however the fuck you pronounce that to lose his phd called these results a sign of systemic manipulation citing analysis by a term
Dirk Schmitz published by alternative journalist Alexander Walsh.
And it's absolutely incredible right now, bro.
So without the Mellon ballots, the AFD would have won 51% of the vote and secured an absolute majority.
Mellon ballots made up 25.7% of all votes cast.
This system is easily manipulated and Mellon voting should be banned.
It should be banned.
It should be banned.
And this is the graph that pointed it.
So before, there's the win.
after the votes, not the win.
So they're tied now?
With,
they have lost the majority.
I think they're at like 40,
I think it was 49.3% or something.
So what's happening in Germany right now?
Well, right now are people that piss.
Yeah, they should be.
I mean, they're absolutely pissed.
Now, it's still early, so I don't know what's exactly happening,
but I do know what they were talking about,
you know, the leader of this AFD party, Alice.
You know, one of the things that she was going to hit on
was all of the illegal migrants that are in Germany.
And she had this clip that was going around just yesterday at her acceptance speech,
like her winning fucking speech, right?
They're celebrating.
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what they're going to do here.
It sounds a lot like
that one
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Yeah.
I'm with it, dude.
You know, but yeah, I mean,
if you call that,
I don't know how you could call it extreme.
Like, how can you call
wanting to protect your
system?
It's not extreme.
It's not extreme.
There's, it's the law.
It's already the law.
The law just has to be enforced.
You know what I think it's extreme, bro?
I, I think, you know, these people that come over here and kill our neighbors, our actual neighbor, I think that's pretty extreme.
Yeah.
You know, or the fact that they're getting, you know, CDL driver's license and then killing families on the fucking high.
I think that's extreme.
Yeah.
You know, I don't understand how I wanted to protect our country and our culture is considered extreme.
It's not.
It's not.
And the fact that we sit, we sit here and we feel like it is, it needs to stop.
Okay, this isn't fucking extreme.
Nothing that we want here is extreme.
We want the rule of law to be enforced.
We want citizens to be in this country and non-citizens to not be in this country.
And if non-citizens want to come to this country, they should go through the legal process.
We don't want to be worried about if the person driving the 18-wheeler down the road can even read the fucking road signs.
We don't want to be worried about these people who think that it's okay to take shits in public and throw their trash in the fucking water and destroy our fucking ecosystem and create all of this societal cultural disruption, you know, eating the fucking wild animals in the park.
Yeah.
Okay.
We've imported the third world and we don't want the fucking third world here.
And if we did, we'd say, hey, America, we're first.
to the third world and we're fucking not saying that. You know what we say? We say America first.
And that's what they say too, except they don't believe in America first. They don't do anything
that's America first. They don't stand for anything that's America first. Every single thing
these motherfuckers stand for is against American interests. And then when we stand up and we say,
hey, we want you to enforce the law. We want you to stand for Americans. What do they do? They call us
racist. They call us extreme. They call us some sort of radical people. And dude, all that's going to
do is legitimately create radical people. It's going to create it. Right. And that will come one
way or the other. We're not going to lose this fucking country. One way or the other. One way or the other.
It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen here. So, you know, bro, these people are the
problem and they're a fucking big problem. They're all liars. They're all cheaters. They're all cheaters.
They're all scammers.
They all steal from us.
And they all turn around and gaslight and tell us shit.
So we won't put their heads on fucking stakes.
That's exactly what we're dealing with here.
So this whole idea of us sitting around being like, oh, well, you know, like part of the problem here, dude, is that like people say like this.
It's just like when censorship was going.
They won't let us say that.
No, you're not letting you say that.
Well, they call us extreme.
If the shoe was on the other foot, it doesn't.
doesn't matter if the shoe was on the other foot.
The fuck are you talking about, dude?
It is what it is. They're doing it.
So this whole, like, attitude amongst the common sense people, not just here in America,
but globally of like, well, you let Tommy over there do whatever he wants, but you don't let,
dude, if they're letting Tommy do whatever you want, then we do whatever to fuck we want.
There needs to be an escalation of what we're willing to do and say and stand for.
and own, you want to call us fucking racist. You want to call us extremists because we want
Americans to be in America and we want to have our own country and Europe should be for Europe.
England should be for England. France should be for France. Switzerland should be for Switzerland.
Fucking Germany should be for Germany. You think that's extreme?
If you think that's extreme, you're going to find out the hard way what extreme really is
keep pushing on people.
But that will only happen if people stop doing this crybaby shit of like, well, you know,
if the shoe were on the other foot, they'd be calling us this.
Who cares?
Let him call you that.
Fucking gives a shit.
I take it as a bad of honor.
Dude.
You know what I'm saying?
Dude, we can't sit here and keep saying this.
Oh, well, if they were, you know, they would say that.
Yeah, that's called manipulation.
That's right.
And by you just sitting there and saying,
oh, well, they would let us do this and that.
And if we did that, dude, you're just, it's working on you.
It's working on you.
The way to not have a work on you is to double down on what the fuck you stand for and be loud and proud and live the example of what it means to be an American citizen.
That's what the fuck it is.
And we just don't have enough people doing that.
We have a lot of people who, like, dude, look at all these people to make content, bro.
Like, it's just like, ha, ha, look at this shit.
Look what I discovered.
congratulations now what are you going to do
just pointing it out on the internet
doesn't fucking mean anything bro
and then on top of it
you know those
like dude do you know what I'm talking about
oh yeah that like that
attitude of like
well if we said that
they would do that
what do you mean they're fucking say it
if it's the truth
you get what I'm saying
like bro we don't have enough fuck you
that was so bad during COVID too bro
God.
God.
Man,
it's still bad.
I have to wear my mask.
I mean,
you guys.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
People that,
look,
look, dude,
the biggest problem in this country
is people who believe one thing
and won't fucking stand on it.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
They've been bullied and conditioned for years and years and years to not want to be
called racist or not want to be called an extremist or not want to be called this or that or this or this.
And that's beat people.
into this position just like you would abuse a fucking kid bro and you would tell them they were
shit their whole lives and then expect them to come out and like be some sort of superstar
you can't expect these people to have the courage when they've been beat on for the last 25
fucking years yeah okay but that's what we need now we need people to wake the fuck up and say hey man
this ain't right yeah and this ain't racist either bro the same this ain't about oh we're gonna make the
country all white that's not the fuck we're saying we're saying we don't want third world migrants
they're going to fucking rape and murder and slit our fucking young children's throats because they want
to right they want you to feel like what you believe is you're an outlier when when all you got
do you like all these extra fucking people here yeah no no no no i don't like it either yeah bro do you
like paying all these fucking taxes yeah no i don't like that either yeah bro me either you know what but like
And when you ask those questions, well, dude, you realize, bro, 90% of us all want the same shit.
I know, dude, but you got all these, these podcast platforms that they're, it's for clout, dude.
It's to get in the circle.
They want to be in the circle.
They want to be on the team.
They want to get invited to the parties.
The truth comes second to those things, right?
So it's, I want to appear to point out the truth, but I don't want to point out so much truth.
create waves to where I don't get invited to the next thing.
We're going to have our own party, right?
Yes.
And that, but that's what these people do, bro.
That's crazy, bro.
Listen, there's my and then you have the regular people who believe that somehow,
and this goes for us too, that somehow like somebody with a voice is going to somehow
fix everything.
Like, dude, this can't be fixed by one or two or ten people with a fucking microphone, dude.
This is an individual job.
If the individuals are weak, the country is weak.
If the individuals are strong, the country is strong.
And right now, we are weak.
And we got to get stronger.
That's it.
Quick.
Quick.
Dude, the migrant shit, you know, what's funny is I, because I call these people hypocrites,
the people that, like, advocate for this shit.
You know what I'm saying?
They are.
They advocate for it.
Yeah.
They're not hosted migrants in their house.
Until it hits their doorstep.
That's right.
You know, and, you know, funny but not funny.
This actually just happened.
This anti-ice policy that got hammered after a fleeing migrant driver drives and injures a Democrat mayor's wife.
So this happened to New Jersey, sanctuary city, okay, inside of New Jersey.
An illegal immigrant was fleeing from ICE agents, and he crashed into the Democratic mayor's wife on a New Jersey highway,
reigniting this whole sanctuary state debate.
And it's crazy.
Right because like okay well what do you think about him now because guess what he didn't have insurance
He's like how do you sue a person that's not even fucking from here you know what I'm saying like how does that work? You know what I'm saying? And like now
You're bleeding heart which is actually probably bleeding at this point is now you got to talk about it like what are you gonna do look every single person that is pro immigration
That does not have an immigrant family or an immigrant a immigrant
military age male living in their home is a fucking liar they all it's all for clout yeah it's all for moral high grounds
superiority bullshit. Okay. So I don't want to hear this shit about how fucking nice your heart is
unless you have these motherfuckers living in your home. Yeah, me, then we could talk. Yeah. Then,
then we can talk to that person. Then we can say, okay, well, you're questionably stupid,
but at least your heart is where you say it is. Doing the work. Yeah. All right. All right. But
you put your money where you're mouth. Yeah, I got it. That's right. And that doesn't happen.
Listen, dude. That's all these people. That's all, all their shit is idealistic bullshit.
shit. Didn't you see that clip? And I don't know if we had it on the show, but I remember I sent it to you,
where they were going around and talking to these students about socialism and they were talking
about it. And then they switched it. And instead of talking about socialism, they said, okay. So,
what we're going to do is we're going to average out your grade. What kind of grade do you get?
And they're like, oh, well, I get a B. Well, we're going to average out your grade to where everybody gets
the same grade. And you're going to do.
to get a D because that's what everybody got.
And you know what they did?
They freaked the fuck out.
That's not fair.
I worked hard for that.
Like how fucking stupid are you?
That's right.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, dude, and it's an easy message to sell to young people because young people haven't
gone through the part of the life where they start to accumulate or win or produce for themselves
yet.
So when you're 19, 20, 21 and you're, by the way, you're supposed to be poor when you're
19, 20, 21, 22.
Yeah.
That's the, I was poor as fuck.
Okay, you're supposed to be poor.
And then you go to these people who, who, you know, they go to these nice colleges and
they think because they got in there, they're really fucking smart.
And then you talk to them about, you know, their situation.
Well, they don't have the perspective of being 30 or 40 or 50 to where they've actually
worked and produced and then have someone come back and say, well, we're going to take a
half your shit you have a different perspective then you see what I'm saying
so it's an easy sell to young people you know and and it's dangerous because of
the what we talked about earlier which is the the infighting in the common sense
and the common sense crowd of this country and I really don't think I mean
dude like for Trump to get the midterms to go his way it's gonna take like I
Dude, it would have to be a massive.
Like, dude, here's what I think would have to cheat.
Here's what, yeah, yeah, maybe that's the plan.
Maybe that's why they're not worried about it.
I don't know.
I know this, dude.
I know that, you know, for people to get out and vote,
they're going to have to see some major action.
And, you know, the people around Trump should be telling them the truth.
And the truth is this.
Because you've embedded yourself with Netanyahu,
American people, the ones that voted for you, a lot of them feel betrayed.
Okay?
You said you were going to do the mass deportations.
That didn't happen.
And if it did happen, you haven't advertised it properly because nobody knows it's happening.
I don't think it's happening.
No.
You know, the election integrity, the cost of, you know, he's saying that the cost of goods is made up.
It's not made up.
That's real shit.
I wish it was made up.
Yeah, I do too.
It's affecting every single business that manufactures anything.
It's affecting the consumer.
It's affecting everything from...
You know how you know it's not fucking made up?
Because if it was made up, there would be plenty of fucking people posting online.
I know, guys, what are you talking about?
My grocery bill is fucking this cheap.
Well, dude.
Where are those people at?
Dude, I had to ask Emily because, like, I don't go to the grocery store.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
So, like, I had to ask her, I'm like, hey, is this shit overblown or is this real?
Right.
And she's like, no, it's absolutely real.
You know, and she fucking, you know, Emily tracks everything.
Oh, yes, she does.
So like, she shows me, you know, and I'm like, dude, okay, well, then it's real.
Dude, it's there it's.
Because there, there would be people out there, be like, oh, no, this is complete bullshit, guys.
I only paid this much for gas.
Well, I can tell you from being in business, I mean, the cost of goods to manufacture
have gone way to fuck up.
I mean, dude, and if you have any sort of macroeconomic intelligence whatsoever, you understand
that the more money that is printed, the more things are.
going to cost okay and that doesn't necessarily affect the value because it's just a
number assigned to a good right this this thing cost five now it costs 10 that would
normally not be a problem except wages and the how the cost of housing and all
these things are being they're not rising at the same rate that that's that that is
Mm-hmm.
Not even close.
And that's where the problem's at.
Correct.
Yeah.
100%.
And that's been going on for years, dude.
Yeah.
Years and years and years.
But like, dude, Trump, Trump, you, you, like, dude, he's going to, I don't, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what, I don't know what he could do between now and the midterms to get everybody
united to vote.
And the only thing that I can think of, aside from, like, following through on his promises
in a very swift manner,
meaning showing people mass deportations,
getting the election integrity fixed immediately,
like between now and midterms,
getting ourselves out of the Iran war,
which I think is actually going to happen.
I think what's going to happen with the Iran war
because now you have Netanyahu on television
bragging about how he manipulated America and Trump.
He said,
I've been on America television for over a thousand hours.
I convinced the people to do it.
I convinced Trump to do it.
I've been working on it for 40 years.
And also, we have the munitions issue.
And what I think's going to happen, dude, is I think Trump's going to pull the fuck
out of Iran and let that sort itself out, which I think is the best case scenario.
I'm going to do the munitions issue.
You got a moral issue.
You got, you know what I'm like, there's too much there.
All right.
Cool.
Fuck it.
You know what I'm saying?
I will say this, dude.
I love to hear your thoughts on this, because this does give me some hope.
It's like the young, the young, young kids,
they're back riding skateboards and shit.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like, you know, like that gives me a weird level of hope in the sense that like,
we're going to be fine.
One way or the other, however this shit pant, like, we're going to be fine.
They're going to have some fucking trouble coming from.
Because there's not, there's the, you can manipulate a tablet kid easily.
Yeah.
You can't manipulate that fucking dirt bike.
rider you just can't yeah you know they know real pain they know they understand yeah it's just
different man and it's seen a lot more than on onto that listen we're gonna be fine and that's not
to pacify or fucking you know i think we're gonna be fine dude the bottom line here's the bottom line
people got to stop with the division they got to stop with the hate they got to stop buying into it
you know these these rage bait reels that everybody posts dude
There's a reason that the saying is United, we stand, divided, we fall.
Okay.
And America is for Americans.
An American is not defined by a skin color.
It's not defined by where your heritage came from.
It's defined by do you come here and do you adopt the American culture and do you contribute
and are you a contributing citizen to this country?
Those people, black, white, Asian.
fucking women, men, whatever, they all need to, everybody needs to understand that the more divisive
that we are and the more division that we have, the more problems that we're going to have
in this country. And that's the reality. And then you look at this Lindsay, Lindsay Clancy thing.
It's hard to look at this Lindsay Clancy thing and not think that it's a total fucking marketing
sci up. To me, it's George Floyd 2.0, except for white people versus black people. It's men
versus women.
That's right.
You know,
and now you have all these men saying,
we're going to repeal the 19th and what will them,
okay,
cool.
Then what do you think that those women are going to vote for?
They're going to vote for the opposite shit.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
So like,
everything's,
everything that's being done right now and being promoted in the media,
like dude,
with that Lindsay Clancy case,
there are six other cases that have happened.
Six other cases.
actually seven other cases now that have happened since April where mothers have referenced
that case and killing their kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
But here's the thing.
This has happened for years, dude.
Like, like, every couple years, there's this crazy story that comes out about some mom killing all her kids.
that's been going on since I was a kid.
Okay?
And that doesn't just go on since I was a kid.
That is,
that happens all the time is what I'm trying to get to.
And they selectively promote certain cases in order to get outrage
because outrage is what sells.
Yep.
Right.
And so like when I look at the Clancy case, dude,
like it's hard for me to even have a discussion about it
because all I see is the intentional division that's being created.
I see it as a play.
Yep.
You know what I mean?
And so like people are arguing, well, what do you think about this?
What do you think about that?
Like, dude, I don't even, that's not how I see it.
Yeah.
I see the fact that you're arguing about it and you're blaming men or you're blaming women
that you are a person that can be manipulated.
You fell for it.
Yeah.
That's how I see it.
100%, dude.
Yeah.
I think, dude, weird, you know, dark thought here.
I think there's some type of like, they hit a massive button.
There's some type of like mass psychosis just happening in general right now, bro.
Like people are just doing some weird crazy stupid shit
That's what happens when things get hard dude
You know what I'm saying?
Like it's fucking weird
You know what I'm saying?
Like the people we've had to deal with here
I mean it's just
There's something in the fucking water
Yeah dude that's what happens
When the world's falling apart bro
And people don't have things that they feel like matter
You know if you feel like you have
Nothing to live for
Then what difference does it make
Yeah
And that's what a lot of people are at right now
Yeah man
I don't know man
And then they're being told
There's something wrong with them
for feeling that way.
Right.
Right.
Yeah, ma'am.
Guys, jump in the conversation.
Join us.
I mean, at the end of the day, you can only control what you control.
And we live in one of the best times ever in terms of building a career and making money
and all that shit, regardless of what's going on on television, we still live in one of the
highest opportunity times to ever win if you want to win.
And part of the problem of all this negativity discussion is that it makes people believe
that, you know, well, the circumstances are too hard.
for me to win. And that's not true either. You know, there's lots and lots and lots and lots of people
that are winning. There's also lots and lots and lots of people that are losing. But a lot of those
people that are losing are not pivoting. They're not paying attention. They don't, they, huh? It's my choice.
Well, it's by choice of staying exactly where they're at. Right. You know what I mean? And waiting for
someone or something or to happen that fixes that problem. And I think that's a fundamental difference
between, you know, two different kinds of people, right?
We have Americans who believe in the land of the opportunity.
They understand that nothing is guaranteed.
They understand that they are owed nothing.
And the people that have that mentality are willing to go out and build because they
understand that.
And then you have a whole bunch of people who have been told their whole lives that it's
not fair.
You're never going to be anything.
This and that and this.
And then those people feel like they're getting slighted.
And so, you know, those are the two different.
kinds of people that we have and I can tell you this there's only one of those two
kinds of people that ever lives a good life and it's the people who aren't entitled the
people who know that they're not owed shit and the people who accept the reality that if
they're going to have something they have to go build it and and those people win and
everybody else loses and it's been that way forever and it's weird to me that some people
still believe that they're somehow going to work their way around that you know
Like what do you think you're gonna be the first people ever that somehow elected a government that made you wealthy?
Right.
Like your life is going like like no for real.
That's written on like a lot of these people that are that are full.
I think a vote's gonna change your entire life.
A lot of these people that are for the communist and the socialist shit.
They they they like they say things right.
Money's not important. It's greedy. It's this. It's that. But if you hold up a thousand bucks, they're gonna fucking take it.
Take it. Right.
So it shows you how full of shit they are.
You know, these people who say, oh, money's not important, money, money, money's bad, blah, blah, blah.
Okay, well, give me one of those people and let me pull out a fucking stack of 10 grand and let's see if they fucking take it.
That's right.
Because 100 times out of 100, they're taking it.
So this whole moral positioning of like, oh, well, I'm above money and I don't want money.
And it's all bullshit to scam people out of money.
You see what I'm saying?
Share.
Yeah.
That's right.
And what they don't understand is that like you're not going to get any better.
Your life's not going to improve.
It's going to get worse.
Because you didn't work for it.
Dude, not only that, when you start to punish the people that are producing the quality of life for everybody in the whole country goes out.
So it's like we live in this like washing machine of drama and artificial division.
Manufactured chaos.
Yeah, chaos.
It's manufactured.
And it's hard for people to get focused.
And dude, you, you, you, this is a time where you want to be focused.
Yeah.
You know, that's what was so refreshing to do about Atlanta, bro.
Like seeing all those people meeting those people and like, they're like, bro, we're
fucking working down here.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
That was refreshing as shit.
It was, it was different down there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's fucking awesome, man.
And what I noticed about, what I noticed about Atlanta that was like a little bit different
than some of the other places is that the, the, the, the, the city is, the, the, the city
so diverse. There's all kinds of white people. There's all kinds of black people. There's all kinds
of other people that are brown or whatever, right? And but everybody behaves the same. They're
all they're they're there. It's normal. Right. There's I don't know how to say what I'm trying
to say. There's not that like hesitation of like like like you go some places bro and you know
you could feel there's tension between like black and white people. Mm-hmm.
I don't feel that when I went to Atlanta at all.
Yeah.
I felt like everybody was like totally just fucking cool.
Yeah.
I think that has a lot to do too with like the poverty.
You know what I'm saying?
It was just like,
like there was just a lot of winners down there.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like everybody's,
oh,
you're winning too cool.
Yeah.
Hell yeah,
yeah.
Yeah.
You know what I don't know.
It's different here.
Yeah.
But,
uh,
no,
it was refreshing.
Absolutely,
man.
Guys,
jumping on this conversation.
Let's know what you guys think down in the comments.
That being said,
we have a third and final headline.
headline number three oh it's coming back to honum this this is crazy and then like I
would this is this is shocked me woke Nike booed from S&P 100 stock crash almost like
somebody called this fuck years ago it's almost like someone I don't know like told
everybody in 2019 2021 that Nike was going to ruin its own company by
being fucking woke.
No, that's never going to happen.
They're too big.
Remember me saying all these other companies
that come around and eat them up?
Remember me saying that?
I remember it like it was yesterday, bro.
I remember it like it was yesterday.
Well, that's what happens
when you violate your own
customer base. Okay, when you go
from, we're winners, we work hard,
we kick ass and fuck everybody else
because that's an American view to have.
When you go from that being your marketing campaign,
to like showing 400 pound meat sacks of shit dancing on, you know, and then and then making
posters of Colin Kaepernick kneeling that that's anti-American shit, bro, that Americans are
not going to support.
Nope.
Okay.
Like, anybody could have seen this coming.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anybody.
Yeah.
Except their fucking C-suite.
That's right.
That's right.
Yeah.
Believe in something.
Well, that's ego.
You walk in that room.
Like, had I walked in there in 2020, 20, 20, 20.
2021 say, hey guys, you're fucking up, man.
You got to do this, this, this, this, this.
They would have all thought, well, we went to fucking Yale.
That's right.
We went to, what do you know?
It's right.
And here they are.
They don't even know why their company's fucked up.
They don't even know why yet.
Believe in something even if it means sacrifice and everything.
Well, they believed.
Yeah.
Fuck, man.
Yeah.
Fuck, they believe.
Yeah, well, holy shit, man.
And I didn't even know this was like a thing.
Like, I'm be honest.
Like, I'm not a fucking, you know, Wall Street guy.
I don't know.
Like, I didn't even know you could be kicked off the SB ones, but I guess she, I guess
they did.
Now, this article starts it off.
Colin Kaepernick, because that's where this started, you know, for Nike, really.
If you got, you go back to Colin Kaepernick, man.
Nelt for the national anthem for the first time a decade ago.
Nike rushed to embrace him then and has been paying a hefty price ever since.
albeit with a brief spike in 2021, signified by plunging profits and a stock crash of 78% since that high.
The ultra-woke sportswear company is set to leave the S&P 100 later this month as part of the index quarterly rebounds, ending a nearly 18-year run in the indicator.
Dell Technologies, Palo Alto networks, Arista networks, and Sandusk will replace.
Nike and three other companies. Forbes noted Nike's fate comes after years of underperformance.
It outlines some of its factors involved. This reflects Nike's struggle with over-reliance
of on old franchises, a flawed direct-to-consumer strategy, weakened wholesale ties, and
rising competition from brands like Hoka and on alongside a weak China market. S&P 100 shift
also highlights a broader market trend favoring tech and AI infrastructure and traditional
consumer rights again one of those yoke uh woke yale fucking guys no they lost the american people yes
okay and and dude here's the thing over reliance on old franchises a flaw to direct consumer
strategy we can host sale ties why did that happen right what that's not that's not what happens
something else happened that caused those are byproducts no this is what c sweet people do to try
to cover their own ass right okay they
try to
fucking make up and say things
instead of addressing the real problem.
Okay.
You,
your direct-to-consumer strategy at Nike
was one of the best in the history
of fucking mankind because the brand was in demand.
How many times have you seen your friends post a picture
from Nike's app that says got them?
And it has the new release.
We haven't seen that in a few years,
but we used to see it all the time.
You had motherfuckers lining up for your direct-to-consumer strategy.
Your direct-to-consumer strategy was fucking amazing.
You just fucked it up by spitting in the face of everybody that's your customer.
That's what happened.
That's what happened, dude.
This is the five-year trend from, like, dude, it's crazy.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Like, it's absolutely cute.
Well, you know what, dude?
It is what it is.
And every company that's done this has the same fate has happened.
I mean, it just is what it is.
Well, here's the question.
And by the way, you have a lot of these young, innovative, hungry companies making cooler shit.
They're making better shit.
Yeah.
Okay.
And that's...
They mean, they're standing behind.
Like, bro, like, I mean, I want to wear what winters wear.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, what are the...
You know what I'm saying?
The fact that Nike can fumble the ball being as big as they are, this bad is actually
like...
it's it's it's actually kind of unbelievable yeah because like dude you can because like dude
you can afford at their level to like be the title sponsor of all of this trendy shit that's been
going on for the last 10 years like they could have fucking owned crossfit they could have owned
high rocks oh yeah they could have fucking they could have done all kinds of shit bro they could
have owned culture and fashion they can get any celebrity in the world they didn't go out
You know, and that's another thing that they did.
They didn't recognize that traditional mainstream celebrities don't have the influence that everybody else has now.
Okay?
Your mainstream celebrity that you see on television from 10 years ago, nobody gets a fuck anymore.
No.
Okay?
It's not relatable.
They want the regular guy who is an influencer who decides who's the tastemaker of cool to wear your shit.
Those people are not wearing Nike shit.
And they were for decades.
bro it's so crazy man i used to bro i would have bro i could turn Nike around easily well so that's my
next question right like can this be yeah of course right because they're about to try look here's
the thing people have a short memory yeah okay look at what happened during COVID and look how many
people fucking talk about it that was the biggest crimes against humanity ever yeah and people are
like act like it didn't happen right okay so they have a short memory all right but getting
Nike and getting their culture unwound from this this this this uh woke politically correct
nonsense that they've been after for so long is going to be very difficult without just cleaning
house on the C-suite and then also cleaning house in a lot of the other areas because this is a culture
yeah okay so like that's what about like dude it's not like the consumers are pissed off at Nike
like they fuck you know what I'm thing like they did a terrible mistake and everybody's pissed at
Nike bro like no that's not that's not what happened it like they just kind of bowed out well I think it
happened slowly individual by individual by individual but like the point is is that they need a
fucking washout they need to get rid of everybody they need to start the fuck over and the good
thing about Nike is that they have the infrastructure to make cool products yeah okay they have
the relationships they still have more money than anybody else all right it would be easy
to turn the company around, but I don't believe that the people that are in charge are going
to turn it around.
They put out the statement saying that as we continue to make progress in our comeback, we
are building a stronger foundation for Nike Inc. and creating momentum across product brand
and the marketplace.
We put some, we put sport back at the center, strengthen our product pipeline, and elevated
how we serve consumers across both Nike Direct and our wholesale partners.
While there is more work ahead, I'm confident we're on the right path and building Nike the right way.
Part of that is to bring in Jane Ewing as the new executive vice president and chief commercial officer effective today, September 7th.
She will report directly to me and join our senior leadership team.
Directly to who?
I guess the CEO of Nike.
Saying that she's a builder, she's competitive, she has a genuine passion for sport and a strong belief in the power
of brands to inspire and connect with the consumer.
She understands what it takes to lead and win in dynamic environments.
And her connection to Nike began long before joining the swoosh as a young middle
distance runner competing in Nike spikes.
Yeah.
We'll see.
I mean, look, dude, Nike is a cultural brand.
Okay?
The reason people wear Nike is not because they're running fucking races.
Yeah.
That's not, that's when they were at their high, that's not why they were, they own streetwear.
They've owned culture.
Okay.
People collected air maxes and fucking Jordans and they wore them with their outfits.
And now you're instead of like going back into culture and owning culture, which is what created the high, now you're going to refocus on sport.
Now I understand that you need to rebuild the foundation.
But the reality is, is that you're never going to place your numbers in a position like they were focusing on a much smaller demographic.
Now, if the play is to focus on a small demographic and let that trickle into the curve of mainstream, sure, that takes a long time, though.
Yeah, it's going to be a minute.
Yeah.
So that's not something that can be done in a year.
No.
Okay?
And this happens with companies when you have the founders who turn 80 years old, like Phil Knight, who's, you know, no longer able to do what created this.
And now you have a bunch of people who inherited something that this man worked his whole life to build.
who are ruining it with politics.
Bro, the only politics that belong in a brand is being pro America, bro.
That's it.
We are pro America.
Yeah, man.
Guys, sell us what you think down to the comments.
Let us know.
That being said, it is time.
It is time for our final segment.
As always, thumbs up or dumb as well.
We bring you a headline.
We talk about it.
We give you one or two options.
We got to stay right here in St. Louis.
Oh, really?
Yeah, football.
High school football.
Yeah?
And what's crazy, and I did not expect this, what's crazy is,
this is the clip right now is going fucking crazy on the internet.
I was actually one of the fucking officials roughing this game.
What happened?
Well, let's check this clip.
Bro ran the wrong way.
Interception?
No.
It gets worse.
He's going the wrong way.
He dances?
Oh my God
Does that fucking
Why is it put it over?
We blew it there
We blew it there
Oh, he figured it out
What a fucking idiot
Are you fucking serious?
Bro
Bro
Are you serious right now?
This clip is going crazy
Oh my God
The celebrate
You got giving the celebration
There so
I mean
Bro, this dude, watch it too much TV, man.
That's unbelievable.
Bro, the whole sideline, I didn't even know what to do.
I was like, I'm like, okay, I'll start it running the other, you know what I'm thinking?
Oh, no.
Yeah.
I couldn't catch him.
He was gone.
Yeah.
How does that even happen?
He's going the wrong way.
He got the wrong way, did he?
What a dumb ass.
Why is it play over?
Yeah, it was a safety.
Yeah, that's dumb as fuck, bro.
You'll never, ever live that down your entire life.
You might as well to start laughing about it now.
You might as well just laugh and laugh it off.
You're never living that down, bro.
How old are these guys?
This is high school, yeah.
Never.
It's sticking.
Wrong way Tommy.
Don't put it.
Yeah.
Well, wrong way's wrong.
Yeah, well, whatever, man.
Yeah.
Wrong way, wrong way Tyrone.
That's right.
Right.
Fuck, man.
Dude, what the fuck?
Bro, it was so bad.
That is bad.
The only thing I could think, dude, it was fucking hot.
It was fucking hot.
Oh, we're making excuses now.
Bro, you've been watching that Lindsay Clancy shit?
Bro, listen.
He had fucking...
He had fucking postpartum, the depression.
He ran the wrong way.
Fuck, dude.
Bro, you know, and like, I thought the coaches would have been more pit.
I mean, they were pretty pissed.
They were laughing.
They were up by, like, fucking three scores, so it was fine.
Yeah, well,
What the fuck?
The whole sideline was just like, oh my God, dude.
Yep.
I see some dumb shit in football, bro.
Especially high school football.
Oh, bro, it's hilarious.
Yeah.
It's absolutely hilarious.
Bro, we were in a game one time, and our quarterback literally handed the ball.
So, like, he went to hand the ball off.
Defense got it.
The fucking guy was running through, and he just took the hand off and ran it back and threw the fucking touchdown.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Just took it right from the quarterback.
That was like a 40-yard interception.
Just throw.
wrong way.
Yeah. How do you box score that?
Bro, fuck. How's that box score out? He got an interception and then safety.
Yeah. On the same play. Yeah. So his interception yards like minus 40. That's right. Yeah. That's
that's a tough stat to get, bro. Yeah. Probably get a award for that.
Bro, you just started dance. Like, and like the dance is good.
Dance was good. You know what I'm saying? But what was even worse about this, though? So like
in high school, it's a, it's a point of emphasis. The spinning the ball celebration. Yeah.
It's an automatic flag.
Yeah.
I didn't even want to flag them because I felt so bad for the dude.
Well, look, you know what, dude?
You know, there's there's a couple feelings in sports, bro, that, like, are non-replaceable.
One of them is when you're playing baseball and you hit a home run that you know is a home run.
Yeah.
Like, and you just fucking, it's, you know when it went off the bat that it's a bomb.
Yeah.
There's, that is like,
one of the greatest feelings ever.
One of the other greatest feelings in sports is in football
when you're running down the field with the ball
and nobody's going to catch you.
No. Like you know you're out and no one's touching you.
And he's got a little too high on his own supply there, bro.
He's like, this is great. No one's chasing me. It's like,
there's a reason. Yeah.
Yeah. That sucks.
Yep. Yeah. Well.
You better. Yeah. Well, guys. Andy, that's all I got.
All right, guys.
Well, we will see you later in the week.
Don't be a ho.
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