REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 152. Andy & DJ Cruise The Internet

Episode Date: October 14, 2021

Andy & DJ went on a cruise! On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the latest stories happening across the internet. They start with Jon Gruden's emails that led to his termination, followed by the Loudoun Country School District's transgender sexual assault case and what the supply chain crisis means for America's future.

What's up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality. Uh, guys, today we're going to do something different, something that we've never done before. Uh, something that will either be really awesome or very mediocre. I guess we'll find out. Uh, today we didn't have a format of a show to do. we just did q and af i got a full length tomorrow i didn't really have anything that i had for real talk for you guys so i walk in the locker room and i say hey dj let's record a show i was half naked by the way he was walking into the shower i said when you're done in the shower we're going to record a show he He said, what's the show? What'd I say? Andy and DJ cruise the internet.

Yeah. All right. I'll say it with me. All right. Right. Yeah. Should I start it over? Sorry.

Andy and DJ cruise the internet. All right. We're going to brand that shit. Here we go. All right. So this is how, this is how true innovation happens.

Now it could be fucking horrible. Could be. It could be amazing. We're going to find out. More than likely. Yeah. Probably is going to be amazing. Let's be honest. Now, before we get started on the show, I'd like to remind you of the fee. The fee is very simple. If it makes you think, if it makes you laugh, if it gives you a new perspective, if it delivers value, if it teaches you something, if you learn something, if you just think it's good shit, give us a share, man. You know, I could make a lot of money selling ads on this show. And I don't because I hate when I listen to other motherfuckers show and it's like 30

minutes of ads in a fucking 50 minute show. It's ridiculous, dude. And like, I appreciate you guys making all the money doing it. And maybe one day I'll regret doing it. But right now, we're going to do it my way. And my way is very simple. It's straight value exchange. If you like the shit, help us out. If you don't like the shit, don't. And we're cool with that. So here's how I think the show should work. And then you let me know how you think it should work. And then you let me know. We're going should work. And then you let me know this.

We're going to build the show right here. All right. So, uh, I got my dot live on the mic. Who is, uh, who's, who's one of the main comedians here in the office. No cap. Yeah. All right. So we're going to redo that part that we're going to do.

So, uh, all right. So here's how I think the show should go. I think the Q and a F model is working pretty well because it's a draw and there's a format to it, right? Like there's three, everybody knows there's three things and it's short somewhat. It's not fucking two hours, which like, you know, the two hour podcasts are good. You know, when we've got a lot of shit to discuss, right. But we don't always want to do two hours.

We also want to keep some short, quick content for people to consume. And so what I'm thinking here is what we could do is you could just... When we're going to do these shows, you have three today current events that you're going to pull up on the screen.

But I don't know what they are. You're going to decide what they are be it could be a fucking news clip it could be whatever current events all right so you decide just like when you do the q a so it comes out raw right got it and then you throw the shit up on the screen we watch the video kind of like how they do uh in deer deck show but not like funny shit where they get hurt you know rob deer deck show uh ridiculous ridiculousness okay rob's a good buddy of mine uh so rob you inspired the show so but but so we watched the video right and then we talk about the shit all right i know this is not a new concept but it's new for us yeah all right what do you think awesome let's go you like are you in i'm i'm fucking you're into i'm in all right because usually you're critical i'm critical yeah usually you tell me my shit kind of sucks

hey somebody has to yeah okay and i listen that everybody's dude one of my biggest criticism is like oh andy surrounds himself with yes people no i don't i surround people who tell me the fucking truth and if i suck i want to know i suck and madat's biggest value here is that he tells me when i suck so very rarely yeah it's very itat's biggest value here is that he tells me when i suck so very rarely yeah it's very it is very rare let's be honest and you are the most handsome guy i've ever seen thank you thank you okay so you see how this works this is value exchange like i don't suck that much when i tell him how how pimp he is so all right so what you get do you like the idea i know the idea is fucking gold but i think all the shit about him is

fucking trash okay is that what you're laughing at all right i thought you had something good pulled up no i was yeah i'm i'm looking i'm looking all right so are we gonna put this on youtube or we're just gonna put it on audio we're gonna do both okay so do we have the ability to screen share our thing on youtube yep okay i should have known better because our team is fucking fucked that's we were just talking about this before we were live we do have the best fucking team out there really like our talent's pretty shitty yeah like i just made that joke story where i was making but really our talent does suck our team just makes it seem like we don't suck it's the truth so i'm just saying bro like i mean i'm not trying to toot our own horn but fucking toot toot man like i mean we got pretty good fucking solid team we got to go start

going all in we've been half-assing i i mean hey somebody's got to do it do you got the first thing you know i put you too on the spot bro no it's not too on the spot i just got to find the right source because i don't want people oh that's fucking you know extremist news and fucking you know i like extremist news that's what i watch every night man tucker carlson comes on i'm fucking all my i put my fucking like you know i wrap myself in my confederate flag and fucking run around my garage naked and holler i mean that's what the fuck they think we do right yeah yeah like same yeah what i mean that's what that's what uh that's what the fuck they think we do right yeah yeah like saying yeah what i mean that's what that's what uh that's what the domestic extremism is about right like all

these women at the fucking uh school meetings you know with their fucking bro bro i'm just here they're all the is you know all the is you know the the misogynist racist fucking white supremacist is this anything with the is they're it dude look i'm just here for the credit score bro now that's fucking racist bro all right let's talk about sleepy joe man so this is the newest headline we got out white house says it cannot guarantee holiday packages will survive on time amid rush to address supply chain issues hmm what you got on that well i mean dude i posted this in my story like two weeks three weeks ago and people were like oh my god you're an alarmist you're you're a you're crazy you're conspiracy here we are fucking two weeks

later and i did say in six weeks some of you motherfuckers be fighting over cans of beans so we'll just see what happens. But yeah, that's a real issue. It's really happening. It's happening on purpose. It's intentional. And everybody should be pissed about it. And the fucked up thing is the fake news media, which is what the fuck they are.

If you watch their headlines, scroll that headline so I can see the whole thing there. This headline. No, scroll up. It says White House says it cannot guarantee holiday packages will arrive on time amid rush to address supply chain uh that that title is very very benign compared to what's actually probably going to happen okay um everybody needs to be prepared everybody needs to have plans everybody needs to take care of their basic needs because there's a chance that things like regular food it's going to be it's going to be very expensive or very hard to come by and this is being done on purpose and um i don't think it should surprise anybody at

this point in time but some people still think that these people have our best interests in mind which they don't but uh you know the one the headline they're using on cnn bro and the fake news is kids christmas presents might not arrive on time bro listen you got way bigger problems they're trying to blame it on the santa's elves and shit yeah it will be when christmas comes around they'll be fucking putting up santa santa didn't do his job you know i'm saying you think it's intentional or just incompetent no i think it's completely intentional i just wanted to put this up for you yeah you actually posted this on your stories just so you guys on youtube can see this as well that was the one i got yelled at about this is the actual fucking

crisis on our hands yeah that was the one i got yelled at about by all the fucking uh parents yes the blue hairs or pink hair saying what yeah this is alarmist conspiracy yeah but i mean like you know everything in the grocery store is four times as much already i mean like these people the east coast is already starting to see these people are so fucking stupid that's just the reality i'm sorry i'm sorry that offends you but these people are so stupid and so ignorant to how things really work. It's all, it's almost, it's beyond my comprehension. Like when you have Jen Psaki on TV saying that it's absurd that if taxes in a business go up,

that the prices of goods go up and she meant it, you could watch it. Like that wasn't, that wasn't her covering. That wasn't her trying to, you know, be strategic. That was her genuine reaction yeah and you could tell by the way she said it oh yeah bro if you don't understand that concept you are a

literal fucking moron like you have no business talking about anything that has to do with our government yeah and that's what we're dealing with we're dealing with people who are stuck on idealism and they suffer from greed and they suffer from power thirst and they suffer from elitism. And these people will lie, cheat, and hurt you to maintain their control over you and the benefits that they receive. And a lot of people think this is some big evil shit. And I think it is evil, but I think it's evil for the reason that these people are so selfish and so self-centered and so fucking uh not give a fuck about the average american that they're willing to literally submarine everybody uh with the

guarantee of more wealth for themselves when they're already the wealthiest people in this fucking country yeah well here's something that might i mean i don't know if this is uh this is good or scary but this is cnn's's website about the same supply chain issue. So they're actually. Yeah, but that's today. That just came out a couple hours ago. That's today. My slide was from weeks ago.

Weeks ago. Yeah. So, yeah, man. I mean. You know it's real if it's on CNN. Yeah. Well, you know. Yeah.

No shit. Listen, dude. I've been trying to help people with this for fucking how long? You know, and it's not fun saying I told you so at this point because everybody's going to suffer. And it's ignorance. It's weakness. It's cowardice. It's, you know, it's all of these things.

It's apathy. It's, you know, willful ignorance. All of these things wrapped into one that has become America. And America is going to be punished for that attitude now. Very harshly. All of you who haven't spoken up or who have criticized people like me who try to tell the truth or who have denied that facts that are right in front of your fucking face. Now it's going to hurt you. And you can't be mad at the people who try to tell you because a lot of motherfuckers did.

And now this shit's about to smack you right in the face real hard. And, you know, I'm just kind of sitting back at this point like, yeah, you know, I do the alarmist fucking. I mean, motherfucker, I still see motherfuckers talking about dumb shit like we got Demi Lovato. Let's know, bro. And it's funny, right? I'm gonna pull it out yeah we got demi lovato talking about should fucking aliens be called et or uh extra fucking aliens et or something motherfucker you you haven't you are so out of touch you have no idea what the fuck

people are dealing with and then we got social media influencers out there you know and i see this because i'm in that space right the personal development space you know, and I see this cause I'm in that space, right? The personal development space, you know, they're totally out of touch to what the average person's dealing with right now. They're, they're still posting, you know, all their wealth and all their shit and all. And I'm just like, bro, do you understand that the people, the people that are watching you are losing everything right now? You know what I'm saying like like there's so many tone deaf people right now to what's happening and like this whole time i've been i i think almost a year ahead of the timeline uh that's fair and so that's what i feel like now i feel like i'm just a year ahead like i already see what's gonna happen i already see what's coming and i see people talking about this stupid shit like is aliens a derogatory term who the fuck is a fuck

like that's a whole problem with the society bro everybody's turning this political correctness and they put that above everything else they put that fucking value on being politically correct and non-offensive above the truth and above the facts and the guess what the truth and the fucking facts rule the motherfucking universe and when you put other things in front of that and deny those things, those things come back to bite you in the motherfucking ass real hard. And that's, what's getting ready to happen in America. That's, that's the truth. Like the fact that this is even on fucking TV is just a testament to how distracted our people are from what's actually happening in real life so how could we uh fix the global supply chain oh bro you ain't fixing that i don't think i'm sorry i mean that's my you ain't fixing

it yeah you ain't that ain't they don't want they're not gonna allow that to get fixed you know like when we talk about when we say that like call me an alarm alarmist but guess what so was fucking paul revere right um they they don't want that to be fixed they want us to fucking have to you wrote that line out at home and like you were just waiting yeah he did dude was it good though yeah it was good it was good dude that's why i know you know he did too didn't he he thought a lot earlier he wrote that shit down he was just waiting to drop it in there he was practicing in the shower earlier hey that was hey that was a good one it was good yeah you know i'm saying but fuck i mean paul revere wasn't alarming you know i'm saying so what i'm saying like my point is they don't want the supply chain being fixed bro they want

us to have to fucking fight over eggs and fucking water and then fucking gas they've already put out that gas uh to heat your home it's gonna be 54 percent more they want that shit to happen because it's all distractions you know it's all fucking distractions so i don't think there is a solution to that bro we have the fucking workers we have something has to be done well well i mean you know they're trying to here's what's gonna have to happen dude people who have those jobs are gonna have to get morally obligated to fucking go do those jobs whether they get paid or not. There's going to have people volunteer. National Guard should be called in,

but won't because of where these ports are and who's in charge, which is fucking bullshit. These people want to sink everything. They're intent on sinking everything about this country. And what the reason is, is not clear yet. Okay. But nobody comes in and makes these kinds of moves without having the intention of literally destroying what America is about. And if you listen to Jen Psaki,

she talks about it openly all the time. You know, the president believes that this is a time for fundamental economic change in this country. Yeah. And you know what that means? That means erasing the middle class and making them all fucking destitute and dependent on the government that's what that means when she says that okay so you know whether it's they're compromised by china or whatever the fuck

comes out eventually will in the wash because it will it will it'll come out on the wash uh but the problem is is i don't know that america will survive until that actually happens i think these people are on a full court press to create the situation where they can grab all the fucking power away from the people forever so that there is no next time what if you think about it they're all fucking in like they're in oh no they're in because the other flip side of them is that they don't they're not on this earth right so that's why they're all in they're driving it hard bro yes so i don't think it's not going to change anytime soon on their end no they're not going to know and they're going to continue to

press and press and press uh until they try to eliminate as i mentioned on previous podcasts any sort of ideal ideology opposition so that's going to happen and that's why they're doing these camps and they're disguising them as COVID fucking centers and shit. You know, when it comes time to eliminate that ideology, it's so convenient that we already have the places built for them to go. Like, dude, get the fuck out of here, man. Some of us are not morons. You know, some of us understand history. Some of us have read history. Some of us understand that it's not just happened in Germany, but it's happened a million fucking times over the course.

Like the average intelligence of the fucking average American is, and I'm sorry to say this, and it makes me sound like a cocksucker. I know it does. I'm sorry. That probably offends people too, right? Yeah, it's penis sucker. Yeah, okay. And what's wrong with that?

Like, that's, you know, whatever, dude. I'm not playing the fucking games anymore. You know what I'm saying? You can't, bro. Right. You can't bro. Right. So, so, uh,

I know, I know. I just think the average person, I just misjudged the average person. I think the average person is not, they, they, they have been indoctrinated into the system so fucking hard.

And this explains a lot about my career and my life personally. Uh, you know why I get so frustrated with personal development, because you can't wake people up out of this fucking thing that they're in. This like, this way of thinking, this way that they've been taught to live

and act and behave. It's extremely hard to get people to see that like, if you just open your eyes and look outside, it's a completely different fucking world. And like, there are no actual limits when we live in a free society. And the reason you're not where you want to be is simply that you haven't take certain

actions. It's not all this shit that they're, that they pump into your head. You have to realize that they pump all this shit into your motherfucking head because they want you docile. They want you weak. They want you to not believe in yourself because if you don't believe yourself, you have to depend on them. That's what they want and so like you know it should become more and more clear to society to people in society

that we really do live in a sort of matrix yeah you know what i'm saying so and i i've lived outside of my whole life you know i've never i never bought into it like when i was a kid this is why i was terrible school when i was fucking in school and you know i know i wanted to be successful and i sit there and ask myself well if i want to be successful and i'm sitting here in college entrepreneurship course learning from someone who doesn't own a business who drives off in a 19 fucking 70 rust bucket piece of fuck i'm why am i learning from this person so i never bought into the matrix anyway right you know what i mean so uh but most people do and a lot of people do and the the problem is is you know it's going to be a harsh reality when when they wake up the cool thing is hollywood's lost all credibility no one gives a fuck about anybody anything they said here's the dangerous thing though i believe for

a big part of the population traditional hospitals and medical care have also lost all credibility. I think people are going to be very hesitant to use our public healthcare system if they can afford other alternatives. So that creates an opportunity for the medical community that wants to create a new way, but we'll see what happens. All right. So that was- Am I good to say it? Is that one or two? No, that's just, I think that's still one. Okay.

Still one. And I think it's safe to say. One for one. One for one. Check it the fly. Wait, now. Since we're designing the show on the fly, are we allowed to cross-reference fucking sayings? I don't think so.

I think that's got to stay on the other show. Okay. So. Check mark. Yeah. How about this? Verify. Hey, I got a new one for you what about this

yeah that means like hey put a new fucking story on it yeah okay that's a perfect transition like let's move the fuck on yeah yeah i got you got you okay next next one and oh i saw that yeah william shatner tv's captain kurt blast into space dude you know what's fucked up man like this was the fucking story today this was the story this was the story that they were talking about i saw that i saw him come out i saw him swipe his id into the thing you know i i saw him ring the bell i saw the i saw that 400 times today yeah but we're not talking about how like the average family is going to have a hard time paying their fucking bills and getting food on the table literally in fucking weeks. I mean, that's fucked up, bro.

If that doesn't lend credibility to what we were just talking about a minute ago, I don't know what does. Yeah. I mean, it's, yeah. Bro, I don't know. There's a little disdain when it comes. I don't know. I see this shit, man. You think about these fucking billion know billion billion the elite shit right

like the fucking inlines the jeff bezos man and you and you just wonder man like it probably cost how much would you say it costs to send send i mean he's sure you look it up i don't know i'm sure just that fucking space dude alone costs a little extra okay like let's be honest i mean he definitely ain't been doing 75 hard he ain't been doing 75 hard okay he's been doing 75 softs yeah yes but like the amount of money that that was spent to get him and those people up in space could that have been used to help fix the supply chain issue could have been used you know i'm saying like now listen i'm i love capitalism i understand hey i do too but there's ethical capital there's fucking ethical like there has to be bro yeah there has to be and that's what we're lacking bro the elitists in this country don't believe in that that's all shit they preach they they point the finger at that at people like me or people that

are you know in that area as the rich people we're not the rich people motherfucker those motherfuckers are the rich people and they don't pay any tax and they don't do shit for you and they come in and say all this shit and then go on tv and blast their shit into space bro yeah i don't know it does put a fucking sour taste in my mouth it does man it definitely does i i i sure as fuck no like in this this is just reality I'm not for cancel culture. Unfortunately, I believe we're at a point where if we don't spend our dollars where, uh, companies are in line with our beliefs, we're going to sink society. And I think it's important that people do that now.

Um, and I don't believe in cancel shit, like all this shit, you know, bringing back fucking emails from 30 fucking years ago and shit. I go on and on. But the point is, I think it probably put a bad taste in everybody's mouth. And that's another thing I was talking about. These people are tone deaf. They're out of touch, bro. You know, so I don't know.

Let me just show you to the games. And I would feel completely different if like Amazon or these other big companies all of them paid the full tax rate tax yeah like if they paid the full tax rate tax and they were still doing this shit dude i'd be like fuck that's awesome but the problem is is they they don't they preach one thing they do another and you know they created this amazing information uh platform of the internet right it's where we can all talk about it now so they kind of fuck themselves yeah you know because they used to be able to do this shit and go on tv and tell us what they wanted us to know but now they can't because information travels too fast yeah yeah i just think about

like on a normal scale like for normal fucking people right like we think about competing right like oh i'm gonna get a a better house than you right or i'm gonna drive a better car than you these motherfuckers are competing about fucking space like how you know that's just some elite level shit man it's just like yeah and i think it would be awesome if they all paid their fucking fair share because like the pay the fair share thing is a misdirected no for sure uh talk point yeah no no for sure 10 percent of the pot listen guys 10 of the population the u.s population 10 it was responsible for over 75 of the taxes generated in this country yeah and that's that's the millionaires not the billion no yeah that's the fucking millionaire that's the people that are worth less than a billion the people that are worth more than a billion typically don't pay

any tax or close to any or have a fucking negative tax rate yeah that go look into that shit you don't think that's fucking true go look at amazon's tech rate it's negative but yeah i don't know man it's there was a lot of other fucking big shit going on today and this definitely took a fucking press well i mean it's not you know i mean don't you believe it i mean don't you guys believe by now that they put a lot of this shit in the news just to keep the eyes off what's really going on oh for sure i mean that's what i fucking see would you guys believe by now that they put a lot of this shit in the news just to keep the eyes off what's really going on? Oh, for sure. I mean, that's what I fucking see.

Would you guys ever go into space? I probably, I probably, I don't know. Probably not. I would. I don't do that shit, bro. Is that white people shit? That's white people shit, man. Listen.

Hot air balloons? No. I'm not doing that shit not doing it fucking storm chasing not doing i would do that not not doing it yeah fucking going into space not doing it bro not for me man yeah i don't think so either man no cruise ships learn my lesson not doing it dude you think they're fucking you think they're fucking you think they're fake going into space to try to because there's so many people starting to believe in that flat earth shit because like dude why are they putting these why all of a sudden these motherfuckers go into space that are the richest dudes on earth and shit like like and then there's definitely a high like high possibility of dying well no no but what

i'm saying is there's so many people there's like a lot of people out there right now saying flat earth shit you know what i'm saying so like maybe they're trying to squash those like those people's beliefs dreams you know i'm saying i mean for real dude like i like they try to control the narrative with all kinds of shit yeah i don't know man i'm yeah i don't know about that but i'm definitely not going to space so i will be neither yeah i don't know about that i got better shit to do like lay on my couch like dude there's plenty of other shit i think there'll be a lot i can i'll get high yeah i ain't getting that high no no i don't want to see my house no nope yeah i'm spaces that's fine it's completely fine all right next one and uh this might uh guys if you guys haven't heard

about this one i highly highly suggest you uh do some heard about this one, I highly, highly suggest you do some research on this one. Oh, man. London County responds after dad says school district tried to conceal daughter's bathroom assault. Yeah. So backstory on this a little bit. So this father, this father here, apparently his daughter was sexually assaulted in the

high school bathroom by a young man that was wearing a dress that identified as trans. Gender fluid. Gender fluid. Yes. Okay. So he could change at any time. At any time. That's his right.

He went into the bathroom, sexually assaulted this young girl. He didn't just sexually assault her. He raped her. Raped her. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Forcible fellatio, forcible sodomy. Correct.

And so. It wasn't like he went in there and like copped the field guys like y'all like to think then after that they the school board covered it up they transferred him to another school and he did the same shit again to another teenage girl no you know the smoke no bro this is bullshit this is what this is a fucking byproduct of of you guys tolerating this nonsense that's what this is a product of yeah everybody wants to be politically correct everybody wants to fucking you know pretend like they're just moral fucking and nobody wants to be the bad guy well guess what i'll be the bad guy that's fucking wrong it's fucked up yeah what else do they cover up to well i what i'll be the bad guy that's fucking wrong it's fucked up yeah what else do they cover up to well i mean that just opens up the door it's just it's

the same thing with like the gabriel geip situation the the socialist marxist teacher in uh california or whatever you know that how many other teachers are in that school i'm just saying and also like who the fuck didn't see that coming you know when we try when this shit all came out a few years ago when it started to be like men in the women's restroom and all this shit with trans going in the restroom and that was the big thing and you have target building out new restrooms and all these big corporations jumping on this fucking shit uh you know there was a lot of people who stood up and said hey that's not a good idea right there was a lot of people who stood up and said, hey, that's not a good idea. Right.

There was a lot. And guess what? Those people got called fucking bigots, fucking racist, homophobes, racist, transphobes, racist. They got called every name in the book to silence them. And now here we have this. And how much more of this has happened that we don't fucking hear about it because it doesn't happen to creep out and get loud enough to get on the the tv for the mainstream media which we all know isn't telling us all the shit you know so like this this fucking really makes me angry yeah and it should make everybody angry you know we have all these crazy laws and like i've said a hundred times this is not anti

trans okay if you're an adult and you want to be trans and that's how you will choose to live i have no problem with that in fact you should have every single right and you should not be discriminated at all you should be treated like a normal human there's no question you shouldn't be getting made fun of you know i'm not with that shit all that stuff with making fun of these adult people who do this now if you say dumb shit uh we're gonna make fun of you because you're dumb yeah but i don't really give a fuck if you decide you want to be trans yeah but here's the deal you're 0.5 percent of the population and we're we're bending the entire logical rule system of a functioning society around this and the reason that we are has nothing to do with trans

people. It has to do with the weakening of the American social structure so that eventually there's no morals, there's no fucking rules, and there's complete chaos amongst the people. That's what this is about. But people don't understand the subversion that's happening right now. So they think it's most fucking responsible trans people. And most gay people are not these rainbow style activists trying to jam this shit into every crevice of society. Most reasonable people, regardless of their sexual orientation or how they want to live or their gender identity, understand that this is a bad thing for it to happen i get it in my dms constantly gay or trans people hitting me up being like look dude here's the problem most of us are think

normal shit and we've got these people creeping in under this cause that are trying to push this crazy shit and they're making all of us look bad so that sounds i i don't. I don't know what to think about this other than like, dude, yeah. What the fuck do you expect? If you allow a teenage boy to say, hey, at any given time, I'm trans or I'm gender fluid and I can change my whatever. If you're going to allow those people to go to a fucking girl's locker room or a girl's bathroom what the fuck do you think's going to happen there's a shit ton of perverted bad people out there men and women okay so what do you think's going to happen i i don't know what to say man people are too afraid to say what i just said that's why it's happening and now our fucking teenage girls are getting fucking raped.

That should make every single fucking responsible adult, no matter what your political beliefs are, furious because it's wrong. Yeah, man. This hurts, man. That girl has to fucking live with that her whole fucking life. Her family has to live with that because people didn't want to stand up and tell the truth. Any reasonable human knows that it's not a good idea to let teenage boys go in the fucking girls locker room or girls bathroom. Any. And if you don't think that you literally shouldn't be able to participate in society because you're fucking stupid.

100%. Yeah. Yeah, man. Fuck. I feel for the father, man. You know what it is? It's what I said in my fucking story today bro it's apathy it's weakness it's ignorance it's fucking cowardice and it's wanting to go along

with the fucking whatever the pop thing is and they've social pressured our society into this and that should make every single american fucking furious and that's not a fucking partisan opinion that's a human opinion we're allowing our young girls to to be vulnerable to fucking shit right yeah this this was tough man but uh yeah fuck man i don't even know how to move on i i yeah i mean what about what were you gonna hey what are you gonna do when ryan's fucking 16 bro bro and all the boys are allowed in their fucking bathroom because these fuckers on the school board will fucking allow it yeah yeah see this is why i tell these parents that they should be in the school board get involved this is why i'm

telling you to get involved well i mean there's the other part though he did go to the school board and they fucking had him arrested not only did they have him arrested bro they swept the story under the fucking rug yeah there's a whole bunch to this story there's a lot to it yeah i'm i'm i can't believe it hit mainstream media to be honest i guarantee you this is happening this is not this is not the only it's not a one-off no fuck no fuck no yep yep well fuck man that's it's not three for three that's something else but it's check marks verified i thought you're gonna put some funny shit up on the screen i can put some funny shit up yeah i think we probably should end on a fucking light note right yeah i mean like dude that was some serious shit you had to get me all fired up i'm in a good

mood now i want to go beat the fuck out of this fucking kid and and you know like i i just don't understand how that's not common sense is that not common sense like no bro like i because it makes me feel alone like how the fuck how the fuck is this allowed in society uh they don't want to hurt each other's feelings so they allow a girl to get her fucking whole life ruined that's their logic and how many other girls are there probably a bunch i i think there probably is too bro you know it's this ideal it all comes back to that idealism bro oh people are good people are nice everybody wants to get along no dude we gotta get some fucking people who deliver who who decide and make uh laws and and govern our govern our our country with facts that's what we need not this fucking feeling shit because this

is where it leads us dave chapelle spoke on spoke on it on his last comedy special how yeah i haven't watched it yet oh it's it's pretty good uh djs watched it but i pissed everybody off so i'm sure it's hilarious netflix and they didn't take it off yet yeah good so they said they wouldn't you know they fucking started you know the rapper the baby yeah so he shot and killed somebody at walmart i saw that and nobody said anything yeah but as soon as he said something about the trans community his like whole career he got he got taken off i think like 14 or 15 different shows laughapalooza thing what do you say something about something basically to the effect of about aids and gay people and how like if you're gay you shouldn't be here because you got aids or some shit like that pretty bad okay

pretty bad but that's feelings like he said that recently yeah i said it at a performance like in during his fuck like okay cool right bro you know what though like here's the thing just don't buy his shit anymore yeah if you don't like his shit don't buy his shit if you don't like what he says don't buy what he says that's it man you know like this shit we're like we like like the gruden thing right like john gruden okay like and dude like here's how this conversation went, by the way. DJ came in and I go, did you see the Gruden thing? And he's like, yeah. He goes, what do you think? I said, I don't know.

Like, that's pretty fucking bad, dude. Like, I could see why he got fired. Yeah. And what'd you say? No, I said, I said, I think it's fine, man. Like, at the end of the day, people can grow. People can move forward. People can move forward people can move

past that shit his own teammates supported him right they had his the entire fucking team had his back if we get to a point if we're listen here's the problem i have with it like what he said was pretty fucking bad okay especially the lips thing like that shit was fucking racist as fuck okay let's be real i thought it was funny but yeah okay i get it yeah but it was but you still shouldn't say those things yeah okay like i don't know maybe you should i don't fucking know here's the point that i have a problem with yeah all right here's the point i have a problem with are we really gonna we're gonna go back on everybody's last 15 years of life and we're gonna fucking edit their whole life and we're gonna fucking decide who has a job and who doesn't based off of that because i'm going to tell you motherfuckers something

none of you motherfuckers would have jobs and that's the problem with the world right now that's the entire fucking problem everybody's fucking perfect except the guy who got caught it's fucking bullshit it is bullshit and and like i'm i'm talking about any of these motherfuckers to say anything they want like dude if you say fucking something that offends a fucking group of people then you suffer the consequences when they don't buy your shit no more right okay but like this and then you learn your lesson yeah but this thing where like like we we remove people from society completely no like this is fucking absurd it is and the people who are fucking doing are they're most guilty of the shit like y'all motherfuckers that they're on the news and the

media that create these shit storms you guys got the longest list of fucking bullshit one day it's gonna come out you know dude like and for everybody else like i've played football i know you've played football you gotta see those mic'd up things, man. If you only knew half the shit those fucking- You should see what they edit out. That's what I'm saying. How do you- The fucking game is on average three hours, and you're telling me they only got fucking

a minute and 30 seconds of a fucking clip? No, that's the only shit they could air. Bullshit. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, I mean, dude, listen, nobody's fucking perfect. And see, and you know what's fucked up? Everybody that's going along with it fucking knows what you just said. Yeah.

It's like, it's like this big fucking, everybody's so fucking scared to be called something now that they won't fucking say, come to the defense of anybody. And like, look, dude, if Gruden worked for me and he said that shit, I fire him. Yeah. All right. That's just me. But I don't think he should be removed or looked at as like a piece of shit for right i don't you know what dude i don't even know if i should say that i don't know if i would

fire it was fucking 10 years ago right i would certainly have a conversation with him and say what the fuck was that yeah you know well and that's the point though man you had his current players make public statements saying hey listen i've been around him for the last three years i've never felt any type of way about him i've never felt like you know like none of that actually bro now that i'm thinking about i probably wouldn't fire no i mean like because like that because like dude that would be hypocritical of me to even buy into that at all like the truth is is like i would ask him and then i would evaluate what i know of him and see if i think those things are congruent and then i would make a decision you know but i don't know him in real life so i can't

speak to that yeah but like this this i don't know this idea that like people use words from 15 years ago or 10 years ago or whatever and that's i don't know man like i i just feel like that's i feel like that's the shit that's got us to this point yeah where we can't even fucking talk we can't even have conversations otherwise we're labeled fucking literally terrorists yeah so like it makes me think that there's something deeper there like there's some other shit that's good that's going on no no no i'm not saying you mean in this situation with gruden yeah what do you mean because i mean he was also starting to make some more pro-american stuff he criticized the president i think there was plenty of other shit yeah i think there was plenty of other shit that like that's just what they had to get him on you know what i'm saying i don't know i don't know man

i you know like take out the slurs his opinions of those people were correct yeah i mean you know not you take out the slurs like i don't like i think roger goodell's a spineless fucking dude i think so too so is fucking joe biden i think so too yeah and that's what he said and he also made comments about you know these coaches that are allowing the players to kneel during the national anthem he criticized that well he criticized the nfl drafting a gay player should the nfl should the nfl pressure some pressure a team to like i'm not saying that's what happened but the guy who who the guy in question didn't make it in the nfl right okay so gruden said that they the nfl pressured them into hiring a to drafting

a player just because of he was gay because he was gay is that is that should that be happening nope i mean that's what i'm saying like they look, I'm just saying there's two sides in this fucking story. You know what I'm saying? And like this, uh, you know, I mean, really think about that. Like, that's kind of where, why we are, where we are in the world. You know, these things kind of all link together, bro. Because like we, we have Gruden right there, uh, saying that the NFL shouldn't pressure teams to draft people based on their.

No, we shouldn't be hiring people for that or firing people for that. Yeah. We shouldn't be. Just like, dude, we shouldn't be doing any of that. Like, we shouldn't be fucking promoting people because they're a certain skin color or a certain gender or a certain this or that just for optics. We should. This is America, dude. Like, if you're fucking skilled

you should move forward and nothing should fuck with that everybody should have that opportunity but when you start getting preference to opportunity on based on things like that that's not right either no it's not yeah like i said here's my other thing too like like what really pushed this because they went through 650 000 emails oh it was definitely 10 years ago bro this is this is definitely probably has to do with his political something deeper and i mean the even the owner of the uh the raiders he didn't have a comment he said actually nfl they have all the answers i mean like there's definitely something deeper there man i don't know i think i think well the nfl pressured a team uh to draft a player based on his sexual orientation do you think they would pressure a team to fire a coach

because it was political beliefs one thousand percent one thousand percent i think that's a reasonable question yeah i i don't know i just think it's bullshit and i think it goes to say when it comes to the cancel culture uh cancel culture shit you know guys if you just stand on your shit nobody can really mess with you yeah you know i think because we were texting and the truth is too like on the racist shit that he said you know if that comes out like that that's on that the onus should be on him to repair that reputation yeah for sure the onus should be on him to repair the relationships that were damaged from that coming out right but i think there's also it's an important to to differentiate a

racist statement and a racist person right or what you would think would be a racist thing because at the end of the day john gruden helped a shit ton of black people yeah shit ton of black athletes all idolized a good point you know what i'm saying so it's like is he racist no but can he can can can a non-racist person say something that offends people it happens all the fucking time sure yeah and it happens all the time behind closed doors which nobody wants to fucking admit we were just talking about this in the fucking bro we got we got guys from all different backgrounds sitting in this room and we were talking about before the show even started, how all of our fucking grandparents used to say racist shit.

Yeah. And that's the fucking story that's not told, right? Like, how fucking racist older, like, it's all you old motherfuckers that are fucking racist. It is. Are you, like, us, like, the people who are, like, 50 and under and shit, like, we all get the fuck along. It's all you old, like, it's, you know, like you were saying,

like the old black lady you say. Yeah. i mean but but fuck that's still me ma you know what i'm saying exactly we just know me ma got some issues you know what i'm saying like like bro that's it until we start being honest about like really what happens at fucking you know and literally like we were talking about how? How Native Americans, bro, you know, they could be in tribes that were fucking 10 miles apart. They're literally the same exact fucking human, the same fucking everything. And they're killing each other because they think they're different. You know, it happened in fucking Rwanda. It happened in fucking Bosnia.

It happened in fucking, like, bro bro we're all human all of us young motherfuckers we understand this shit it's all these old fucking crusty fucks up in washington you know they keep pushing this shit through the media and pushing this shit on us making us believe that that shit is actually true when it isn't right fuck man dude i'm sorry i just don't know i don't want like i don't know like we're in missouri bro like we're in the place where they they they believe the kkk is like burning crosses and shit you know i ain't never fucking seen it no you know they just told me we were roasting s'mores but like i don't think that's a big marshmallow stick you got there bro

no but dude like i mean it doesn't happen man like this you don't like the s'mores uniforms yeah i mean i'm like damn okay chef hats i get it yeah i got a chef hat you've seen it you know but like dude that was crazy these dudes they had their own uniforms just for just for s'mores man i'm like shit these these man. I'm like, shit, these s'mores are going to be fucking lit. Let's get it. Oh, fuck, man. But no, dude, I mean, the reality is, dude, like, you know, here I am. I'm a 26-year-old black dude and born and raised in St. Louis, Missouri.

And I've never seen it. I've never encountered it. Other than the daycare issue, okay? But that's separate, right? But that's real shit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but that's not what these people think yeah when they you know they yeah yeah like they think mississippi burning you know i'm saying yeah like i do that's not it man that's just not it man or a time to kill yeah awesome movies great movies great movies time to kill is fucking great

james bond huh james, no, no, bro. Jesus Christ. Oh. Yeah, that's... Atticus Finch. No, bro. It's fucking... Dude from Pulp Fiction.

John Travolta. No, the other one. Black dude. Samuel L. Jackson. Isn't it? Yeah. Samuel L. Jackson and... Yeah.

No, no. Matthew McConaughey's missus burning oh wait no no he's time to kill yeah samuel jackson bullock's in it too right yeah yeah yeah cinderella bullock john grisman yeah and and uh mcconaughey mcconaughey yeah and then fucking uh samuel jackson right yep yeah that's a fucking great movie naacp image award outstanding motion picture it really is it's a great movie it's a great fucking movie you know but but guys that shit ain't happening like it's just not happening yeah now did it sure that was it happening fucking 60 years ago maybe sure cool but not in 2021 not at all not happening you know i mean we're not

saying like that shit don't ever happen that isn't racially motivated sure i mean like dude like those dudes down there in atlanta that shot that kid that they said was fucking stealing yeah that was fucking racism that's racist yeah sure those are pieces of shit and guess what they're gonna get there they are right and that's what happens every fucking time it's fucking bullshit i watched the video so i could see like there's no reason you don't shoot a fucking unarmed person no matter what color fucking skin they are. It's just a fucked up deal. Yeah. You know, but, but this man, I just want the shit to die.

I don't know. And when I say I'm with the shit, I got this racism, like to the bro, we're at a point now where we happen to create our own fucking racist situations that happen. You know what I'm saying? Like you got kids in school, black writing uh graffiti on the wall you know and you got fucking uh you know ladies down and i believe it was georgia terrorizing the entire fucking black community putting swastika stickers on the fucking walls and shit you know we have to create like we're at a point now where there's literally there's so little racism out there wait what the second one the sec there's a woman uh i believe her name was tanisha uh tanisha so

the first one you're talking about what happened here in st louis multiple times yeah happens i mean it happens all over the country right but i know it happened five times here within the last two years um we're talking about there was a black student yeah who wrote racial slurs in the bathroom and then they created a big uh walkout like protest thing around it uh and then if it was found out later that the person that created it was actually black correct there was another situation uh i believe her name was tanisha i forget her last name but this oh here it is right here for 11 months black families in an atlanta suburb were terrorized with letters from someone saying that they were the white kkk member who will burn the houses and kill them after an extensive investigation police charged teresha

lewis lucas a black woman you know i'm saying like there's so little fucking racism happening right now look dude yeah but like just like we say there's bad people that's just a bad person oh agree that doesn't mean all black people are fucking racist no not at all yeah not what my point is but the logic they use on the other side the other way is is that yes it is you know i just the way i look at it man like there's so little there's so little bad shit actually happened that we have to fucking create it we have we have to we have to create it ourselves and like i mean that if that doesn't say something right there well we should start standing up for that shit yeah you know what i'm saying like calling it for what it is not letting these fuckers manipulate

our minds with these bullshit narratives you know and start looking at the other side of the of the of the story because dude these fuckers are intent on getting everybody to hate each other forever right like irreparable chaos and remember they benefit from it yeah you know everybody's looking at the stock market and they say oh the stock market's up economy's doing great that's not your economy you dumb fuck that's fucking their economy exactly your economy is your local fucking grocer your local restaurant your local business that can't get fucking supplies to make the goods that that you create so that you can get paid that's your local economy your local economy fucking sucks right now yeah their economies

get yeah like you're celebrating that what you're really celebrating there bro is them getting rich as fuck and you're getting poor as fuck you know what i'm saying that's real people are too fucking stupid to understand that yeah and they think because they got fucking 50 grand in the fucking stock market that that still isn't true or hundred grand or whatever motherfucker you're you and they're them yeah that's it all right can we do one last little thing i don't know how what we're doing on time okay so we got to keep these next time i think under 30 minutes i agree all right so we'll go do one more just because this is fun yeah but from now on i think 30 minutes would be the time limit on this show i got an idea on it. So we do three main headlines,

and then we do a segment called Two Thumbs Up. And this could be like the finish good shit. All right, but if it sucks, it's two thumbs in the butt. Whose butt? British man visits 51 pubs in 24 hours for a guinness world record i think that's two thumbs up there well what determines the world record though because like if you just walked in you have to have had a fucking whole beer at each bar right i think here it is at least 4.2 ounces that's a small beer right yeah what's a beer six ounce or eight 16 no That's a small beer, right? What's a beer?

Six ounce or eight ounce? No, that's a fucking tall boy. It's a 16, isn't it? Or is that 24? I have no idea. 12 ounces of fucking beer. So he had to drink one third of a beer. Yeah, 12 ounce, yeah. He had to drink one third of a beer.

I don't think that fucking counts. No, that's like a shot. That's like a big swallow of a shot. But hold on. Let's do the math, though. So 51 in eight hours so wait hold on do this math so what's 4.2 times 51 divided by 12 that's 17.85 17 yeah so he drank 17 beers in eight hours that ain't shit bro that's any shit this is two thumbs in the butt okay i like it i like it though i like it yeah this is two thumbs in the butt not the tooth i don't like two thumbs in my butt it's fake news but i like it it's fake news huh i if i still drank i could fucking demolish you know shit well

i call up guinness bro we have to set this up after 75 bullshit all right yeah ellis yeah you're trash bro trash i don't care unless we're we fucking the math up i don't think that's right right 4.2 ounces of any beverage that could be a fucking soda bro this is definitely two thumbs in the butt i don don't know, man. This is bullshit. See, this is fucking the news, dude. This is the fucking, this is what they've been doing to us for the last two years. There it is. Fucking fake news. Yeah.

Motherfucker, repass the headline. Do your research. Yeah, I got it. Dude, I pulled it up. I'm like, holy shit, man. This guy must be from Missouri. Yeah. And then, yeah.

Nah, bro. We ain't got nothing on the irish bro i was in europe one time and i met these irish dudes that were like from ireland actually like we're like they drank for real fuck fuck that they're a different fucking breed and we're a drinking town here dude oh yeah like i'm a drinker i well i'm i'm in i'm in retirement that i may yeah yeah yeah one day. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, anyway, two thumbs and a butt. You said, yeah, I agree.

All right. Two thumbs and a butt. So that's the show. I hope you like it. We just thought of it today. You listened to the whole way that it worked. We made the show up on the show. So if you like the show, share the show.

I think we'll make this a regular thing. I think we'll do 30 minutes. We'll just hit the news, and then we'll do the end, the two thumbs up, all right? Or two thumbs in the butt. We'll just say two thumbs, then we'll figure out which way it goes. I think everybody's going to like this show, dude. I agree. I thought it was fun.

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