REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 192. Andy & DJ CTI: St. Louis County Ends Mask Mandate, Republican Trojan Horse & Family Fire

Episode Date: December 11, 2021

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss St. Louis county ending the mask mandate, controversy surrounding “republican” candidates Jessie Sullivan & Alex Stovall, and the father-son duo arrested for starting a wildfire in California that misplaced & injured thousands of people.

What is up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakenakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have andy and dj cruise the internet it's going to be fun too even though i don't i don't even know what it is but there's so much clown shit going on right now i don't know how it couldn't be fun bro that's the one good thing about this show bro it's a lot of shit writes itself we got unlimited fucking content. Dude, I'm saying, Andy, DJ, cruise the internet live in front of fucking huge stadiums, bro. We could sit there for two hours talking all this shit, and all you motherfuckers will laugh the whole time. They don't want that smoke.

Yeah. Bro, people, we'd have people peeing their pants. You guys want that? Yeah, I don't know. Nah. I think they want. Nah. We're going to see.

Yeah. Nah. Way, way, way too much smoke. I think they want. Nah. We're going to see the. Yeah. Nah. Way, way, way too much smoke. I think there's a lot of smoke, man. Anyway, what we got? We got anything good? We got some good shit in here. We got a fee, too.

We do have a fee. We do have a fee. The fee is very simple. Tell people about the motherfucking show. Right? If it makes you laugh, if it makes you think, if it gives you a new perspective if it helps you process the clownery that is happening in the in the in the earth right now share the show man especially like to your like-minded friends you know or especially your non-like that shit yeah

go piss some karens off yeah yeah well dude i think most people are on the same page by now i'd agree no no 100 most people know this is totally fucked up. And there's a segment of the population that refuses to admit that they have contributed to the world being fucked up. And the faster you all do that, the quicker we can change all this shit, by the way. 100%. We're going to help with that with some real shit right now. Let's get it. Yeah.

All right. Headline number one. So, guys, you guys, I got three headlines for Andy. We talk about them. He does not know what they are. And we get it yeah all right headline number one so guys you guys i got throw up three headlines for andy we talk about them he does not know what they are um and we uh we get it going so the first one right here in our own backyard st louis county ends mask mandate so the acting health director cited the recent ruling from a cole county circuit judge that ordered local health orders are illegal and should be lifted um so the confusion over whether there is a mask mandate, is it not a mask mandate? It was all cleared up just yesterday. So the mask mandate has been

rescinded. Acting St. Louis County Health Director Dr. Faisal Khan sent a letter stating the mandate is no more and it was removed from the county website. In it, he cites the recent ruling from Cole County Circuit Judge Daniel Green that ordered local health orders are illegal and removed from the county website in it he cites the recent ruling from cole county circuit judge daniel green that ordered local health orders are illegal and should be lifted so this guy why do they all look alike wait who's this this is our health it's kind of sad we don't even know this is our this is that guy here in st louis this is our our health director for st louis county that's uh dr fazel fazelaisal Khan. Yes. That's him. That's him.

Okay. Is there butchering the name? What is it again? What is it? Faisal Khan. All right. How I can't do that. Flem thing.

Whatever. What the fuck is that? Sounds like you got COVID. It has to come from the epiglottis. There's a difference. Khan. Khan. Khan.

Khan. Khan. There you go. You're getting it. Khan sounds German. See that shit? I'm Indian now, bitch. Quick learner. Yeah, There you go. You're getting it. Khan sounds German. See that shit? I'm Indian now, bitch. Quick learner.

Yeah, that's right. DJ, your turn. Khan. It sounds German. Faisal Khan. Faisal Khan. Nope. 999.

I don't know. All right, fuck. Sorry, bro. We're trying. Probably the parents should have picked the easier name what the fuck yeah fuck those parents it's their fault we're stupid something like z yeah yeah z sean that's right that's right z khan all right so green said uh judge green said the orders violate the miss Missouri Constitution separation of power clause affecting the executive, legislative and judicial branches of government.

He ordered all existing health orders issued by local health officials are null and fucking void. All right. Shocking. Shocking. So this is the quote from the judge. He said, I issued a face covering order. I'm sorry.

This is a message from Dr. Khan. He said, I issued a face covering order on September 27th, 2021, November 22nd. And judgment was issued in Shannon Robinson versus Department of Health and Senior Services pending in the circuit court of Cole County. The September 27th, 2021 face covering order was removed from the county website. It is now rescinded. Just like a dog tucking his fucking tail and running. I continue. This is the problem, man. So this this is the problem that I have. This is his next quote.

He says, I continue to strongly recommend the St. Louis County residents and guests wear masks indoors in public spaces. Masks save lives. Bro lives bro no they don't well they don't i i know i know they know i've been saying that since fucking day one and so have a lot of other people man you know this is the problem this guy's this guy was you were wrong yeah you were fucking wrong like everybody told you you were. And now you're trying to say, oh, okay, well, we still recommend. Bro, it should have been only recommended the whole fucking time. Exactly.

You know? Exactly. Look, dude, my position stays the same here. This is America. This is about fucking freedom. If you're too fucking scared of this shit, if you're immune compromised, if you're someone who could catch this shit, guess what? You should stay the fuck home.

Yep. That's how it should have been handled. You protect the vulnerable. Everybody else goes about life. And we all know why that wasn't. But I said that on fucking day one. You know, here we are two years motherfucking later. We're dealing with all these people who for the first time in their life got a little bit of motherfucking power and they want to impose

their will on you just like that fucker i was talking about at the fucking hospital the other day okay these all these people this is their first time they've been able to flex ever in life it's their whole identity it's their whole fucking and and bro it's wrong. You know? And it should have been addressed from day one. Should have never, ever been forced on anybody for fucking anything. And you think about what Sam Page and these guys here locally have done. How many restaurants, how many businesses, how many careers have they ended? How many people have fucking died? How many people have committed suicide because they lost their businesses?

How many people have died because they wouldn't go to the hospital because it's such a fucking pain in the ass to jump through every motherfucking hoop because i'm not the only one who won't go around in society because of this this shit right a lot of people won't okay and so how you know where how do we gather the actual damage here? Yeah. Right. And this whole thing of mass save lives, there's fucking shit ton of studies to show they don't. There's not one that says it does.

That's right. And there's a shit ton that say they don't. They have gone that go back decades. Yeah. Not just recent studies. Decades. Yeah. Fuck man.

Like, and you motherfuckers out there to think i'm full of shit go fucking look into it go look into it yeah this is all there sean the model uh he did he does a great job on he did a great video on this this was probably a year ago um he did a great video where he dived into all the studies on mask i mean it's all there you know know why? Cause Sean tells a fucking truth. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, our AG, uh, Eric Schmidt, um, sorry,

did I pronounce that right? Okay. Eric Schmidt, who frequently filed lawsuits and took St. Louis County to court over its mask mandates. Uh, he called the Thursday announcement a win. He says,

quote, this is a huge win for the citizens of St. Louis County and the people of Missouri. Although we have consistently held the St. Louis County's mask mandate were illegally imposed in the first place this is the right move and it is consistent with the recent judgment from the cole county court we expect more local public health authorities and school districts to follow suit in the coming days and weeks schmidt said in the emailed statement yeah i mean dude it should have never been there did you see the fucking mayor's fucking tweet yeah the mayor of st louis's tweet i did you have it uh i believe i have it she fucking

the mayor of st louis guys okay eric schmidt's our attorney general here in missouri the mayor of st louis when this news came out made a tweet said help he's killing all of us and tagged eric schmidt and his response is fucking awesome. Let me pull that up for you real quick. I got it right here. It was so good. I saved it in my screenshots. And I rarely save shit in my screenshots that isn't gold.

And Eric Schmidt, my man, this is fucking gold. This is internet gold, too. He responds back. She responds, please help us our attorney general eric schmidt is trying to kill us this is his fucking response you're the mayor of the murder capital of the united states violent crime rages on and you want to defund the police and yet you're obsessed with forced maxing masking of five-year-olds. Your administration and priorities are a total disaster. The dude's a savage, man.

Bro, it's great. It's the fucking truth. It is. Like, bro, we have to start telling these people the truth. You're fucking the people that this mayor claims to care about are being murdered.

Yeah. Day in and day out. And you're bitching about motherfucking masks that doesn't even fucking work tell me you're bought and paid for without telling me you're bought and paid for no shit i mean fuck it doesn't make any fucking sense no shit dude we need a real mayor here in st louis dude a real one like one that actually gives a fuck about the city this is a great city with great people all around all cultures yep and we have a bunch of shit bags

that keep running for office and driving it into the fucking dirt yeah dude i i get 100 dude you know what my only gripe is with eric schmidt is that bro i already know this shit should have been done two years ago i agree with that they should have never been i appreciate you know what you're doing i understand the court process is a little long and bro. And I love Eric Schmidt. He's an awesome fucking stud. He's got like, we,

we, we need, we need everybody of that mindset right now to stand the fuck up for us. Nope. You know, like these, like I saw, uh,

I, I had someone messaged me, uh, who's running an office and you know, uh, she was like, well, I'm having trouble like really connecting with people i said that's because you're still playing politics bro yep yep go out there and tell the fucking truth go out there and stand for what's right nobody's everybody's still trying to ride that fucking center line this ain't about a fucking center line america is under attack we are having an insurgency of communism.

We have people who are bought and paid for and placed in positions of power that are literally destroying America right now. And you're fucking worried about attracting votes and riding the fence. How about just be worried about solving the fucking problems and you'll have people vote for you. That's the truth. So if you're a candidate or you're thinking about being a candidate, go into it with the idea,

not about winning yourself an office seat, but about solving some fucking problems. I promise you won't have a problem getting elected because people are ready for fucking real people to solve shit. We are tired of this bureaucratic nonsense. We are tired of our people getting killed in the streets. We are tired of fucking crime. We are tired of fucking bullshit, illogical solutions like defund the police. When we all know that the whole problem is the police can't do their job. They aren't allowed to do their fucking job and everybody

fucking knows it. Okay. You're cutting their pay. You're removing people off the staff, which only creates a more dangerous scenario. The truth of the matter is, guys, you can sit here and say all this shit all you want. Oh, people were oppressed or people got brought up differently. People got this or that or this. People don't understand. I don't give a fuck because I'm the one

and you are the one that have to live with their fucking bullshit. And when are we going to fucking get the United States back to a point where the good civil people of this country, no matter what their fucking this country no matter what their fucking race no matter what are protected from those fucks because that's what we pay our taxes for and all this fucking soft on crime bullshit and letting prisoners out this and that

motherfucker if i was running shit it would be motherfucking singapore dude people begin cane for littering yeah so i'm fucking tired of it dude i'm tired of the fucking just free for all in our world and our sympathy for criminals and dude i'm a victim of violent motherfucking crime you think i don't know about this shit i do you have you most of you guys have fucking pandered to this shit. You have no idea how violent crime fucking, how hard it does to a person. Right. No fucking idea. But you have sympathy for criminals.

Bro, all these people that have this sympathy for criminals, it's either they're fucking, want somebody inside their family as an actual criminal, or they're so far removed from actual being affected by it, they have no fucking comprehension of what it does i'm looking forward to getting some motherfuckers that are going to roll hard and fucking stomp the fuck out of criminals that's my position i'm with it i'm fucking with it we need a pair of police more we need more police we need higher value we need better candidates

for police we yes we need to correct the police Yes, that's something that needs to be solved. Yes, that's something that we should all work on, and the good police should weed out the bad motherfucking police. You guys should be self-policing your own fucking culture, not just ignoring them because he's the weirdo. No, that guy who's the weirdo in your department who does shit that you don't like that that's the guy that's causing you all your fucking pain right now as a cop so if the cops

self-regulate maybe we could maybe we could get some more money in there and attract some more great people and go out and fucking stomp some motherfucking heads because that's where i'm at dude i'm fucking sick of it all these stores getting looted all these criminals fucking killing people and shoot bro that is not something that we should allow here in this country at all at all and it's not a race thing it's a criminal thing are you a fucking criminal did you break the law if you did okay that's that but now we got our police system in this place where they're afraid to fucking do anything and you guys are wondering why the fuck this shit's happening and they know why it's happening they know what defund the police gonna create oh yeah then they blame you yeah no me yeah yeah no i was some of the politicians are blaming the victims now

you know it's fucking crazy. No, it's white supremacy, bro. Fucking white people. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just saying that's what they say it is. It's fucking bullshit. Yeah.

Okay. Get some people and you motherfuckers out there who are in politics. A lot of you guys listen because I talk to you on DMs and you love the show and shit. Stand the fuck up. Yeah. Fuck, dude. You want to be the most popular politician in the world right now? stand the fuck up yeah fuck dude you want to be the most popular politician in the world right now stand the fuck up that's it drop some nuts dude

that's it bro because that's what people want you don't think that's fluff hey bro you don't think you don't think that's what people want look where my show's ranked every motherfucking day 100 and there's a black dude on it yeah despite my blatant white supremacy racism alright headline number two so guys even if you're a new listener okay if you've been listening to

us for the past two months okay let's just say the past two months I think it's very easy by now to tell that andy and i were fucking geniuses because we call this shit out we fucking say this shit's gonna happen and then guess what the shit happens right it's some magical equation so here here's something that we talked about um a couple of shows ago it was a cti about dr eyes and how these trojan horse fucking democrats coming in there's two of them i just saw so here's the headline meet the

republican gubernational candidate who found founded a left-wing social well i saw this magazine this dude looks like a fucking dude this guy's driving around in his ads in a pickup truck with a cowboy hat on trying to appeal to conservative voters as a fucking left-wing activist like i told you they were gonna do yep we literally just talked about this so this is jesse uh jesse sullivan okay um he's running for uh governor in illinois under the republican platform that's right um but he's got some money in his pocket okay he's a self-funded he's a venture capitalist guy um and he's running in the primary uh and he's a newcomer to the right okay 15 years ago which don't even start that oh well he could be changing fuck that's bullshit 15 years ago while in college jesse sullivan founded a self-described quote social justice magazine that has defended riots abortion i mean all of these now look bro

now look i haven't seen like i'm gonna be real dude because i think it's important to be fair it is possible that he fucking like i read about this guy okay in a surface level it does look totally fucked up like this dude is totally pretending to be like a good old boy from the country and like he's playing the you know the conservative values fucking card now i didn't look into his past okay and this could equally i'm just being honest this could be a fucking hit piece on this dude for some other reason it could be so i think it's important to mention that well even even even more too like i mean a lot of people are waking up and realizing hey guess what the writing probably

ain't that bad yeah so there's that element too sure 15 years ago i thought differently than i think now too sure but that's the problem let's be Let's be fucking fair. For sure. But I think the real point of this point is to say, hey, see, I told you this was going to happen, and that's why you have to pay attention to what's going on and not just vote for R or D. You have to look into the candidates pretty thoroughly at this point. Everybody has to be vetted. Yes.

Everybody. Yes. And you cannot just take their words yeah fucking for for granted and so this guy could have he could have changed yeah like it flipped i don't know many people who i like the truth is bro i didn't read any of his old shit so i don't know how far maybe he's a moderate and they just don't like him i mean i spoke out on fucking abortion yeah no for sure but i mean he was justifying the like the mike brown riots he

was justifying uh a lot a lot of stuff that you would not remember also too bro at the micro michael brown riots that's where all this shit started a lot of people didn't really understand what's happening that's true we're looking at it in hindsight that's true so you know i think it's important to to look for the truth here whether it's something that is something that we would naturally agree with or not but i think the point to the show is that hey you guys have to be careful who you look at for a candidate and look into them and by the way you're not gonna agree with every single issue a candidate stands for right like that idea shouldn't no you shouldn't like that idea of it's the like who agree who do you agree with more no you know i'm saying or who who represents

because dude if we all have the same exact thoughts that's not a healthy society nope so like i think people need to look at candidates in a different way, too. Because, like, they expect a conservative candidate to agree with every single box on the conservative ticket. And you know what, bro? Sometimes that's just not the case. Yeah. Yeah. Same on the left.

Yep. You know? So, I think this is, you know, as much as I would like to be like, holy fuck, I was right. And I am right about this. I don't know that this guy here is the best example of that because I don't know enough about saying. Agreed. That's all I'm saying. But this guy definitely is.

That guy is. This guy definitely is. Right. And so, like, it just leads into like. So the headline reads Alex Stovall exposed did a project veritized video reveal where a Republican candidate gave a contradicting lying statement. So we're going to get into this a little bit. But it just goes back to the whole point. This is Alex Stovall.

And I watched this video. So Project Veritas did an undercover. One of his aides, I believe, somebody on his campaign recorded his him talking and he was trashing all these like he's supposed to be a republican a conservative uh it's a black guy and you know he's running as a conservative

uh as a republican and like he's on the phone being recorded talking about how he hates all these different things about republicans and beliefs. But yeah, basically, dude, he hates everything about what it means to be a conservative and a Republican. But says he'll still take the money. Yeah, he'll still take the money to get an office. So what you're seeing here is the people- This is a legit chosen horse. Yes. People are recognizing they cannot get their own individual wants by running under the Democrat anymore.

And what's happening here, this dude wants to be an elected politician. Yeah. Okay. Totally get it. He's a young guy. Good looking dude. You know, probably, I don't know, probably a good dude. You know what I'm saying?

He wants to be a politician. He's recognized that he can't win under the Democrat party anymore. Yeah. And so now these people with these these fucked up worldviews about how things really are starting to run as republicans and this is the reason that we're talking about this is because we have important elections coming up uh and you should be involved in evaluating if these people are actually people that represent uh what it is that you think you're voting for right because dude a lot of these people are actually people that represent, uh, what it is that you think

you're voting for. Right. Because dude, a lot of these people, and you guys know them as rhinos, a lot of these people, uh, which means Republican in name only, a lot of these people are just Democrats that ran as a Republican and that's why they can't get shit done in the office. Yeah. Right. Yep. So, and, and dude, I told you, we talked about that on a couple shows ago. I forgot what show it was, but we talked about people doing that. It's funny because you know how they describe history and they say that there was always this big switch between the Democrat and Republican party. And there was really, the truth is there never was a switch.

There never was. I think we're about to have one. You know what I'm saying? Because if we allow, like, this is not the, this ain't the first the this ain't the first thing gonna be the last we're gonna see a lot both parties are compromised i think so but i think both parties compromise with people who are being paid to run for those positions in other ways uh by by other countries who have foreign interests not our interests and i think it's our duty to make sure that there's nobody in fucking office nobody in office at any level that is one of those kind of people you know people who represent the interests of our country now whether they're democrat or republican i don't give a fuck

people that represent america first are the people that should be in office. That's it. It's simple. And it's not career politicians. It's not people who are running to be a lifelong politician that are the people you want to elect. Right. You want to elect people who really don't want to be even running for office and recognize it as a duty and recognize it as something that they need to do to

help fix this shit those are the candidates that are actually going to go in and break up this bullshit okay and you guys think oh well they're not qualified motherfucker none of these people that are in washington dc are qualified to be there right very few right you may be a career politician that's that's what makes me qualified that's right like what the fuck are we talking about right and we need to get back to people who have built things running for office as a service or people who have life experience or people who have whatever it is sacrifice yes sacrifice for this country uh who have an interest in preserving it yeah and not just taking from it. Guys like this. And I'm sure he's a,

he's a young guy. I don't want to be too hard on him, bro. You know, but like people like this, they are doing it for their own fucking self-interest. And this is what they're trying to build their life upon. Right.

I want to be a politician. That's not the people that we should fucking have represent us. This government is supposed to be for the people by the people. Right. I want to be a politician. That's not the people that we should fucking have represent us. This government is supposed to be for the people by the people. Right. So who are the people? They aren't career politicians. They're business owners. They're fucking educators.

Farmers. They're farmers. They're doctors. They're people who served in the military. These people who are not career politicians are the people that need to be serving the people of this country yep 100 so that's where that's where that's why i bring light to these scenarios yeah you know i think we'll see a lot more of this man but it's super important you guys do your fucking homework especially if you're you're if one of these guys are whoever's in your district or your county or your city or your whoever it is you need to be doing your own fucking homework yeah for sure bro um all right

our third and final headline uh this one's hilarious because you know it's december right now it's 60 degrees and sometimes it scares me to make me think you know the climate change shit is real right but then we take this headline from california father and son arrested for allegedly starting wildfire or wildfire that displaced thousands even killed some people um and this is not a unique like this is not a one-off fucking story there's countless stories like this where they have literally documented hundreds of people that have intentionally been set in this fucking wire those people, those people are paid to do that. 100%. Oh, I don't, yeah. These people are paid by the same organizations that pay Antifa and pay all these other,

these people are paid to do those things. Yep, yep. So two men were arrested Wednesday afternoon in connection to the Caldor fire that burned more than 200,000 acres and displaced thousands of people. David Scott Smith, who's 66, and his son, 32-year-old Travis Shane Smith, were arrested by authorities after allegedly starting the wildfire near the

western slope of the Sierra Nevada in mid-August, the Associated Press reported. The pair are accused of reckless arson and formal charges are yet to be filed, according to the El Dorado County District Attorney's Office. So law enforcement suspects the two men set fire to several properties, caused multitudes of people to be seriously injured, destroying more than a thousand homes and several other buildings, according to the AP. The fire spread into California and came extremely close to Lake Tahoe, best known for ski resorts and getaway destinations. So all that smog um or inversion that we were seeing when we were in utah was caused by these two fucks yeah you know and so you know their attorney they're absolutely 100 percent innocent um said their attorney mark reichel who is defending the father and son pair according to the ap there has been no evidence

submitted to an into a court uh to an into a court, uh, to an, into a court subject to my cross examination that proves any of the prosecution's evidence yet. Um, so I urge everyone to wait and hear what really happened before they form any opinions. So, I mean, I don't know, man. Um, their bonds been set at a million dollars are going to be arraigned today. Actually, it's Friday there. Listen, and I don't give a fuck what people think.

You think I'm crazy all you want. These fires are set intentionally, in my opinion, for many different reasons by many different people. I believe, and it's weird because when you look at the wildfire map um the wildfire map most of them most of the fires are why do they stop at the border of canada and why do they stop at the border of mexico why are they only in the u.s we got the dome well here's what i'm saying bro you guys have to fucking think a little bit fucking harder these guys have an agenda they want to push on the world yeah okay they're gonna create this they're gonna create that just like they create the all the other shit okay there's weapon dude

we have weapons in space bro we have direct energy weapons they just shoot shit straight down from space and start a fucking fire and you don't even fucking understand it okay that's real shit yeah there's paid agitators there's also just dumb fucks all right but none of that shit is global warming i'm sorry like it's not none of it now when like i said like you guys are looking into those hundreds of cases how looks look dude the next lockdowns are going to be environment lockdowns i said this fucking what a year and a half ago yeah yeah they're going to be environment lockdowns they're going to try to create global warming to be such an issue that your personal carbon footprint. They're already doing this.

They're already telling people, you'll get an electric car. You will never have to worry about gas. Fuck, bro. Half these places don't have electricity or it's 10 times as much. Exactly. You know, the impact of the carbon impact of creating electric cars is much greater than the fucking benefit saved by driving them how many people know that you know like there's all kinds of things that are just illogical bullshit that makes up and you ask

yourself people say well why are they trying to do that then control it's very simple it's very fucking simple i didn't hear that on the news yeah dude if they can get you an electric car they could turn your fucking car off you don't do what the fuck they want exactly don't have your vaccine no car like bro you guys don't you're not thinking it was a huge bit this is a whole globalist movement yep like it's all part of the agenda and you have to fucking resist it or you're fucking going to be a slave to it that's the reality 100 you can say oh well this is just some bad dudes that started a fire i don't believe that and i don't believe it was probably an accident either i believe either

they did it and they were paid to do it or they're being framed for some shit you know what i'm saying that it's also who really did it yeah and that's that's a realistic thing too yeah but from what i've learned the last two years and what you should have learned is there's a whole lot more to every motherfucking story yep and this ain't no different well it just goes to show you i mean how did they made a million their bill was set at a million dollars each and they they both posted bail where they get that from somebody two rich guys go in the woods yeah like come on now hey we're gonna we're gonna start a fire today yeah we're gonna start a fucking fire today yeah plead us yeah

fuck don't see smoky all right yeah uh all right so that was our three headlines our final uh segment of the show our thumbs up section i always look forward to this there's always some crazy shit um so hold on yeah you motherfuckers on the climate bandwagon let's fucking get this straight so you're gonna listen to a fucking 16 year old girl scream and lecture you and fucking make a ass out of herself and you for believing it by the way and then all these people are going to fly to these global climate summits on their private motherfucking planes they fly all over the world and they excuse it because we're important right yeah like you couldn't have done that virtually we just spent a year of virtual business right you see what i'm saying right you don't have to

look very hard to figure out that it's all bullshit and it's it's bullshit to control fucking you right that's the thing like the dots that we connect bro they make a great fucking picture the docs that they're trying to connect it just looks like scribble i can't even i can't even i can't even listen to it anymore like if you're if you're not seeing it i can't even talk to you anymore because it's just like you're to me. I know, you know what I'm saying? Like, I can't like you're you're a fuck. You're fucking you're like living in a different reality. Yeah.

You know what I mean? One hundred percent. Yeah. One hundred percent. All right. So I thumbs up section. So guys, I throw a headline up there. Talk about the story. Warming has been a crisis for fucking 50 years.

Oh, yeah. And every time we say it we're gonna die this year we're gonna die this year we'll be over this year we'll be this year yeah okay we'll see in 12 years we're gonna all be extinct Nancy Pelosi goes and buys a 25 million dollar mansion on the fucking beach

exactly Joe Biden lives on a fucking beach bro listen motherfuckers and buys a $25 million mansion on the fucking beach. Exactly. Joe Biden lives on a fucking beach. Bro, listen, motherfuckers. They steal from us and they go live the life. And they steal from us by creating the motherfucking crises that y'all fucking fall for. And then they go take that money and they take their freedom. You have no freedom and no ability. And they go fucking

eat gourmet ice cream out of their 60 motherfucking thousand dollar fridge while you fucking worry about the price of milk so think about that shit that's all this has ever been about ever complete tyranny dude yeah it's class system and they don't want us to identify it and the reason they don't the the way they try to keep us from identifying is by getting us to focus on racism and sexism and trans shit and all this other bullshit. This is a fucking clock. This is a caste system is what it's becoming. You won't be able to escape it soon.

That's the whole fucking danger. And that's what these motherfuckers on the, on the better just now coming around like, Oh, something's wrong. That's what you don't get. They're trying to lock you into fucking being poor for the rest of your life, your kid's life,

their kid's lives, while they can be rich. That's what all this is fucking about. All right, our thumbs up section. So we throw a headline up there. It's either going to get two thumbs up or two thumbs in the butt. So let's dive into this one mom 48 stole daughter's identity to start college date young guys just off the bat what are we thinking here i mean i guess you want

you want more yeah like we got more pictures all right i got i got some pictures like because 48 48 ain't that old there's some some really hot 48-year-olds. Let's get into it. Let's get straight to the pictures, bro. A Missouri mama. Of course, she's from fucking Missouri. Of course. A Missouri mama is facing jail time after she admitted to stealing her estranged daughter's

identity in order to secure student loans, enroll in college, and pursue her sexy co-ed fantasies. Oh, man. She committed. Oh, bro. This wasn't just like catfishing. Oh, no, no, no. enroll in college and pursue her sexy co-ed fantasies oh man she like committed oh bro she this wasn't just like catfish oh no no this is like i'm going into real life does she look young we'll get there yeah because like is i want to see how create like i got you yeah like well i'm just saying like this is a real commitment it's a whole like she must really believe that she looks the part to do this so so no like for being i haven't seen the pictures yet but this woman must really believe that she looks college age be able to pull this shit off she's committed bro

all right she's committed like and you know by the way we that's some wrong shit like so to to like do this wrong shit and still think you're gonna get like my thing is why couldn't you just be 48 and just fucking go to college like you can still do you know there's whole fucking cultures of dudes that like older chicks like that'd be fine yeah and you can pay for my meal plans and shit because you got it you'd be my sugar mama yeah no big deal there's lots of opportunity at 48 that's all we're saying the shit's on shit time. Right. All right. So Laura Oglesby, 48, poses her daughter, Lauren Hayes, for more than two years in an elaborate scam that fooled both the federal government. Why is she named Laura and she named her daughter Lauren?

Weird. That is kind of weird. A little weird. But they fooled both the federal government and locals from the small town of Mountain View. In 2016, Oglesby applied for a social security card in hayes name but she promptly received in the mail and from that point on oglesby who originally hailed from arkansas and was then 43 assumed her daughter's identity saying

her name was lauren hayes that she was only 22 what the fraudster even started seducing unsuspecting men in their early 20s who had no idea that oh she must be almost two decades older than they were holy shit everyone believed it she said she even had boyfriends that believed that her age was 22 chief jamie perkins of the mountain view police department told the new york times um disturbing photos obtained by the news station appears to show oglesby even had her own Snapchat account where she pretended to be hazed and posed with an array of youthful filters over her face.

She had completely adopted a younger lifestyle, clothing, makeup, personality. She had completely assumed becoming a younger person in her early 20s, Detective Stetson Schwain said um oglesby moved into local uh moved in with a local couple avery and wendy parker a pair of apparently kind strangers in mountain view who believe she was a young woman running away from a domestic violence situation holy fuck bro this is a fucking deep this is it gets deep guys all right man i got i swear i got pictures for you okay so the uh the manipulative mom told them that her name was lauren hayes she went on to live with the parkers for almost two years during that

time she applied for missouri's driver's license and daughter's name um before she enrolled in southwest baptist university she applied for financial aid received 9400 in student loans 5900 in pill grants and800 in credit card charges. Oglesby even worked at the local Mountain View Library, where locals all knew that she was fucking Lauren Hayes. However, after more than... So wait, what about the

daughter who actually is Lauren Hayes? We get there. Alright. This is a fucking Lifetime movie, guys. Bro. However, after more than two years, the elaborate scam came crashing down in August of 2018. Police in Mountain View were contacted by the authorities in Arkansas who believe Oglesby had committed financial fraud by using the name of her daughter. Recognizing the name, investigators approached her, who Oglesby and she initially denied stealing her daughter's identity. However, reported that she subsequently broke down and admitted to the fraud.

Oglesby is facing five years behind bars without the possibility of parole after pleading guilty to one count of intentionally providing false information to the Social Security Administration. Under a plea, she has to pay almost $18,000 in restitution to Southwest Baptist and to her daughter. Here's the kicker. The real daughter, the real Lauren Hayes, has not spoken out about her mom's scam or how their relationship has deteriorated.

So we haven't heard anything. But I got some pictures for you. Bro, what the fuck? I know. Bro, when I first read this, I could have swore this happened down in fucking Florida. I didn't know it was going to be in our backyard. Mountain View? Yeah.

It's weird. All right. There she is. Come on, dude. Come on, dude. Hey, man, this is her. This is her. You got to...

Dude, she must have only showed up when motherfuckers were drunk. Had to be. Yeah. She was only at the party. Come on, dude. This picture on the right looks like the chick off of Monsters Ball. A little bit. Just a little bit?

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm not down with making some fun of someone. I mean, bro, for a 48-year-old woman, she definitely looks fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, she looks like a 48-year-old woman. I'm not dogging how she looks, but bro. Not a day over 49.

You ain't fucking 22. No. Not at all. Like, I think I'll... No. But there's a Snapchat filter, though, so, like, it does... Dude, look. Go back. Think how fucking drunk you have to be. not at all no but there's a snapchat filter though so like it does dude look go back think how fucking drunk you have to be no like bro to believe that that woman is 22 yeah

she fooled a whole fucking town yeah no offense you motherfuckers in mountain view but you fucking guys ain't that smart no not at all man holy shit don't at me with that shit look at the pictures yeah yeah it's fucking i mean man dude you know that's just people wanting to believe in good people maybe that's what it is i don't know i mean the snapchat i know i know that area of missouri because i spent a lot of time down there they're fucking good people yeah you know what i'm saying yeah man this this is a bad shit you guys didn't see the crepe skin and the fucking titties? I mean, bro, I'm just saying, yeah, what are you, like, these young boys.

But then again, young college guys ain't never seen titties. You know what I'm saying? Like, who knows? It's possible. Man, I think usually you see some titties before you go to college. Never in person. Maybe for you. Because Kelsey's mom's always 2.3 miles away

so it's like it's always you know you don't really get it in person you know bro is there any more pictures yeah one more for you oh come on man yeah no way bro that's her no way yeah man the glasses do help bro you young dudes down there in Mountain Home, you need to get out in the real world, bro, and experience some real life girls. The glasses helped a little bit. Come on. You know what, dude? When you're that age, though, you'll fucking take what you can get.

Anything goes, man. Yeah. Anything goes. Bro, I'm not even saying that she's bad looking or anything. I'm not saying that. That is not 22. No. Like, you would have to be pretty. I'd have to be pretty. That's 22 after a bottle of Burnett's. looking or anything. I'm not saying that. That is not 22. No. Like you would have to, you would have to be pretty,

I'd have to be 22 after a bottle of Burnett's. Oh, I had to be at least a bottle of maker's deep to even fucking listen to that bullshit. Yeah. And I probably know it was bullshit and just go along with it because I was so fucked up. I'd be like,

yeah, okay, bro. All right. Yeah. 22. You know, like I,

I don't know how fucked up you'd have to be to believe that yeah yeah well people believed it man shit's wild thumbs up that's unbelievable i don't know i don't know what to think about that like that i'd say two thumbs down for effort yeah i mean like at least you're committed i get it but fuck that's some fucked up shit some deep shit man like steal your daughter's like like dude it's it's also sad it's like you didn't live the you didn't live up i mean i mean there's just sexual fantasy vicariously no was this just like a sexual fantasy like she did this all to just meet dudes i don't know or is it like she just wanted to be young again because that's kind of sad that's the thing because it couldn't have been just about dudes because that's the thing.

You could go to college as a 48-year-old woman. You'd probably do better than a 22-year-old woman. Probably would have been doing a lot better. I think it was definitely more time. A lot of these women who are in their 40s and shit, they think that they're done. Dude, there's a whole culture of young dudes that like that shit. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, that's Kevin. He's 3.2 miles down the street. That's what I'm saying. You ain't got to lie. No. Fuck, that's Kevin. He's 3.2 miles down the street. That's what I'm saying. You ain't got to lie. No. You know? Like, fuck, that's some serious shit, man. Yeah.

Like, imagine that. Like, hey, dude, there's a movie about that. There's fucking the Jump Street or 21 Jump Street where they fucking give those. Like, that'd be like, bro, what if I said to you, hey, bro, I got this idea. We're going to go to college. Yeah. Andy and DJ go to college. Holy shit. 2022, 22 baby wait for it bro there's no chance that there's no chance i would do that i wouldn't even make a movie about that that's how much i hated school yeah i wouldn't even

fucking pretend because i pretend somehow the universe would align it for me to have to go back to school and i ain't doing that shit i got that's why you gotta tell the truth about your real desires and wants and needs bro because if you fucking even fake shit or pretend shit that shit will show up yeah so i ain't i fucking hate school fuck school and i ain't ever going back i certainly ain't going back pretending to be some fucking kid bro life's way better now yeah no 100 you know it only gets better if you're doing it right. Yeah. That's the truth, man. I feel bad for people that feel the need to do those kind of things. Yeah.

Or they miss their youth or they miss being, like, bro, I don't, I don't at all. I'm getting better every motherfucking day. I love that. Yeah. You know, that's a good thing, man. That's real. I feel sorry for that lady. Yeah.

I would say two thumbs down just because, like, it probably really fucked up her kid, dude. Her kid's, like, imagine having a parent that that lady. Yeah. I would say two thumbs down just because like it probably really fucked up her kid, dude, her kids. Like imagine having a parent that did that. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That's some like, that's some bad shit. It is. It is.

Hopefully you didn't fucking flunk all those classes in my name. Yeah. That'd be really bad. Yeah, no shit. All right, man. That's all I got, man. All right. Good show.

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