REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 198. Andy, Sal & DJ CTI: North Korea Ban, Californians Ignoring Newsom's Mandate & Congress Members Using The Stock Market
Episode Date: December 18, 2021In today's episode, Andy, Sal & DJ discuss North Korea's Kim Jong Un banning laughing, drinking & shopping for 11 days on the death anniversary of his father, Californians ignoring Gavin Newsom's stat...ewide mask mandate, and if members of Congress should be allowed to buy & sell in the stock market.
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What is up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realest.
Say goodbye to the lies, the fakenessess and delusions of modern society and welcome to
motherfucking reality guys today we have a special show for you we have andy sal and dj
cruise the internet all right yeah full crew here need that bow on the prize you know what i'm saying
this motherfucker don't even know the show no like do we need we need so we gotta be so let's
explain how the show works so sal knows there ain't a better any situation and i don't add a
bow to it i don't care if it's a pile of shit i'm the bow the bow on the top of the pile of shit
all right so how this works is uh dj is supposed to find some topics uh to talk about now sometimes
dj finds terrible topics to talk about it's true and then
we have to redo the whole fucking show um so i'm hoping today dj actually did his homework and has
something interesting to talk about i guess i got some shit especially with uh dr sal in the house
yeah you know we don't want to waste his presence a lot of pressure here yeah a lot of pressure uh side note i'm heavily medicated uh so you guys
uh can carry the fucking show i might chime in with a couple things uh for those of you who don't
know i just had shoulder surgery a couple days ago and it's uh it's amazing you guys should all
think about doing it super fun it's always like the surgery or the drugs well i don't like those pain drugs man that shit
makes me feel like shit yeah it doesn't really help with the pain it makes me feel gross i don't
like it man are you sure it makes you feel gross or is it you got to wipe your ass left-handed
that makes you feel gross no because i figured that out already so i figured out first day bro
like i was a little concerned about that and uh how i was
gonna accomplish that you're standing on my contact in this phone for like first two hours
do i call first of all i have a budette all right motherfuckers and for those of you who don't know
that's some rich people shit all right it ain't a water fountain no all right like a lot of people
think it's supposed to squirt on your little your your booty hole. So I got that going for me.
I also have a,
you do.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
But it's called a shower.
Welcome.
You got one too.
Look at that.
We got some rich motherfuckers in here.
I don't have one.
I need to go.
You don't have a shower.
I know.
I know why it's because bidets are racist.
Well,
it has to be.
I can't fucking work the fucking thing.
We fucking stay at Houston.
I got one in my room.
I can't fucking work the thing.
Like I'm sitting there trying to press all the buttons. You like your mouth over it is that what it is yeah so videotape it first yeah turn the camera on so so i haven't had to use it
uh you know really i've just figured out it just takes tremendous amount of concentration
because like dude if you like try to work back there with that left hand
and you know that's your off hand you're not exactly sure where the coordinates are going to
line up yeah like you could totally miss the target yeah call the ball it's kind of like
battleship right like you know b12 yeah you know the hole you're trying to hit but like it might be
over here oh you suck the balance yeah so so like know, it's just about like all the things I talk about.
Yeah.
I get it.
Discipline.
Yeah.
Right.
Being intentional.
Find the second hole.
Try to, try to hit that perfect spot so I don't fucking get the poo poo on my hands.
Yeah.
You know.
And if you do, use the bidet to wash your hands.
Yeah.
So it's been going pretty good.
What was all that one in a million
talk yeah so yeah uh anyway i hope you did your job today yeah i did all right if not i'm here
you realize that's why he brought me in yeah he's just he's banking on the cum here yeah
all right i'm gonna knock this shit out the park let's go we do got a fee though oh yeah we do have
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further ado batter up baby here we go all we go. All right. Headline reads,
North Korea bans laughing, drinking, and shopping for 11 days to observe Kim Jong-il's death
anniversary. So basically for the inverse, for the people that don't know, okay, Kim Jong-il
passed away due to a heart attack on December 17, 2011.
69-year-old ruled the country from 1994 to 2011, and then he passed it on to his son, Kim Jong-un.
Okay, so according to the Radio Free Asia, the ban has been confirmed, and all leisure activities have been prohibited in the entire country for the next 11 days.
All right, during these days, residents cannot go grocery shopping, drinking.
And if anybody breaks the rule, they're going to get arrested and go to fucking jail.
Okay.
And they're going to be treated like fucking treasonous fucking tyrants.
So that's where we're at.
Okay.
This was just a quick quote from somebody.
Even if your family member dies during this period you are not allowed to cry
out well it's no different than covet i actually look at it as 11 days is a blessing yeah no shit
we've been doing this no shit how many motherfuckers didn't get to go to the hospital
to see their dying loved ones yeah last two years yeah sounds just like covet yeah and and everybody's
talking about tyrannical north korea bro that
shit's here we've been doing it yeah we've already been doing it guys yeah fuck anyway
you've been supporting it no shit i think it just looks like because i also think of too like man
all the people that are fucking asking for this type of shit have no idea the reality of what
happens in those countries where they have dictatorships and communism and socialism.
Maybe we should send them there and let them find out.
Let's play an over-under game here.
Everybody knows what Kim Jong-un looks like, right?
Yeah.
How old is he?
What's the over-under age?
Oh, fuck.
He's over 40.
It don't matter how old he is.
He just looks mad.
He's mad about whatever the fuck is going on.
He's mad about it.
The craziest thing, even the pictures of him smiling.
Here's what I'll say.
I say under 40.
Here's what I'm going to say.
Think of your legacy was celebrate my death by 11 days of no fucking laughing.
Yeah.
Like you might be on the wrong path there, brother.
Yeah.
You don't say yeah like
i mean fuck i mean maybe i think to him he's looking at like man i love my dad so much
i want everybody to fucking get down yeah yeah but but like dude how do you i mean look dude
these motherfuckers are backwards as fuck yeah okay how we'd be doing it here was we'd be like
you better fucking laugh yeah there's no shit yeah or you're fucking out you're off the team our dad asked if we could stuff his ass like a fucking deer my dad
set him up he wants to fucking be stood upright at his fucking funeral with a fucking recording
of his voice saying hey nice to meet you yeah hey good to see you but there's a couple he asked
for a couple fucking serious couple where he's a fuck you and i relate to you anyway
and if you know my dad i mean
he would love to do it that's him so i guess we had to find a taxidermist to stuff his ass yeah
fuck any taggers and they're just called a fucking uh mortician i don't think a mortician
like stuff your ass but yeah although he wants like legit stuff actually might know somebody
who'd stuff your ass yeah that's because det. That's because DJ likes his ass stuffed.
That's my point.
I haven't been in here in a long time.
I said bidet.
See how slow he is?
No, I said bidet, but I heard me.
It was a full circle jerk.
I hear shit.
All right.
Yeah, this dude's weird.
Crazy, man.
Yeah.
Insane.
All right.
So moving on, talking about fucking strict orders
okay it's changing the gears to people who are not following orders at all so the headline reads
over it californians ignoring newsom's new mask mandate shocking super fucking shocking um so a
growing number of californians are totally ignoring uh gavin newsom okay he just imposed a new
statewide mask mandate that went into effect
wednesday and residents are already pushing back so model and podcaster uh jessica vaughn tweeted
uh quote insider secret at a party at a public bar in hollywood california with the pretties
not a mask in sight you're being hustled to use federal funds to make the changes to the nation
they always wanted but cannot legally legislate wow
only fucking two years late and that's the thing right no masses uh this is a tweet from a mayor
uh of coronado uh he said that we will not enforce the statewide mandate uh mayor bailey said if
california can host the super bowl and the oscars in the next several weeks the emergency is already
over so i mean yeah it's good right
it's cool but where the fuck has this energy been for the last few years uh it's been inside their
pussies let's be fucking real well i think you know when you look at you know the the toleration
it's and this is where they're going to lose long long term is you know i would say we sit left or
excuse me right of center and you know the people would say we sit left or excuse me, right of center.
And, you know, the people who sit on the equal side of center to left that we do,
they're losing those people. They're done. They're tired. They're gone. And I think this
is a perfect example of like, I'm done with your shit. And part of me is as long as, you know,
as much as it's like, welcome, like what the fuck? The other part of me is like, all right, well,
it shows you that they've royally fucked their fucked their own liking and party out of the way.
So are we closer to the end?
Hopefully, because you can't tolerate that shit.
I mean, these people.
Bro, I've been saying the same shit for literally over two years now.
It'll end when we end it.
That's right.
It ends when we end it.
I'll be real, dude.
These people who are just now figuring it out,
I don't know.
It's like, cool.
It's not cool.
You're the reason we're fucking here.
So figure it out as fast as you fucking can right now,
and let's get it fucking fixed.
But you motherfuckers are the reason we're here
the motherfuckers who didn't put the time in to logically think through or look into any of this
and instead jumped on the social hype machine of the paid influencers hollywood and mainstream
media and all these people that jumped in to fucking dick ride all these narratives
are the same people who walk around and talk about how unique they are and how
fuck the system and this and that like bro you're fucking clowns yeah like that's where we're at 100
you know it's just fucking clown shit so question so you know there's been this mass like exodus of
california right we see it all over you know people are moving to fucking florida and texas right who do you so so like what group do you think left out of california
and what group do you think is remaining because now we're seeing all of this all the producers
are leaving california yeah there's a whole thing it's the more right there's a whole book about
this called atlas shrug go read it it's fucking over a thousand pages most of you won't but this
is what the book's about
the book's about people who actually produce goods and services who contribute to society
eventually saying you know what fuck this and worrying about themselves and only themselves
and that's what's happening in california and so we're going to go through a big dip it's going to
be heavy crime uh if they get it turned around quick there could be a snap back
on real estate values it could be a boom in california if they fucking get the shit together
but we're gonna have a big fucking uh real estate dry up in california everybody's like oh it's
going crazy it's going crazy because inflation's going fucking crazy okay and money's cheap
yeah right and people understand that if they fucking leverage
the money uh the bank's money their their cash is protected from that inflation like people
aren't fucking stupid yeah okay so look at this point in time i feel like and this is gonna piss
people off i don't really care i feel like the average human is literally like a hundred
points less intelligent than what i thought they were before all this started that's the truth
otherwise this shit could have never happened yeah you know what i'm saying and like people
are more concerned with writing in on the right trend than writing in on what's actually right and standing for what's right.
So it's been disheartening.
Hopefully, people will wake up.
Hopefully, people will get their shit together.
But it's only a matter of time before the do-gooder people come back to their do-gooder ways of being ignorant
and providing suggested solutions and then demanding said solutions
that make no logical sense onto
our society and end up fucking and making it more difficult for everything to operate.
These people operate in a realm of make-believe. This is why this show is called Real AF. It's not
Ideal AF. It's not Maybe AF. It's not the way shit should be AF. It's the way shit is AF. That's what being a
realist is. Okay. And the way shit is, is these motherfuckers are stupid and the ruin in the
country for all the rest of us and the ruining the country for your kids and your fucking kids,
kids. And unless we wake up soon and unless we fucking jam it down these motherfuckers throats
in a forceful way. Okay. It's going to keep happening that's the truth so take that for whatever it is but i personally am taking zero
more shit from any of these people zero you can't yeah you can't which i mean i don't think we
really have been for i'm just saying if you say something to me in public expect a rebuttal yeah
if you got something fucking smart ass to say expect your ass
to be verbally fucking raped okay because i'm ready dude yeah like this stupidity shit i'm over
it and until all of you else the all the rest of you guys uh you know sitting there thinking like
yeah yeah yeah until you join in that we're gonna continue this yeah well i mean so you talk about
all the time it's just people being afraid of confrontation, right?
Like, they don't want to piss off Aunt Susie at the cookout.
No, bro, first of all, fuck Aunt Susie.
You don't give a fuck about Aunt Susie to begin with.
What the fuck are you afraid of?
Well, I think just people in general don't like confrontation, so they avoid it.
But they don't realize that that avoidance of confrontation is what creates the conflict.
If you fucking just stood your goddamn ground,
guess what?
Aunt Susie would stop giving her opinion.
You know what I mean? And it's not.
And I think,
you know,
in the sense what I've learned over the course of managing people for
however long it's,
it's to Andrew's point about being real.
It's about the telling the truth.
I can just tell the fucking truth.
And when people don't like the truth and they learn that if you won't
listen to them,
bitch about their narrative or bitch about their little piece,
or if you're not willing to go
along with it, what they do, they end up shutting the fuck
up. So we have two situations. You either shut the
fuck up and they continue or you speak the
truth and they shut the fuck up, which is a lot easier.
You know? Well, and those
people are used to antagonizing.
They've had the narrative on their
side for the last fucking
10 years. Okay.
Go back through Obama. they you know even like the
narrative has been aligned left for a long time now okay and these people are used now they're
emboldened to be able to like say some shit like let's just say we're all in a room with what's
there uh seven of us in this room you know they're used to one of us being like
i can't believe fucking sal priscilla blah blah blah blah blah and then the other person then
like chiming in right and then the other person chiming in and what what's happening now and what
needs to happen is instead of all seven saying yeah be the person that says no fuck you that's
fucking wrong yeah the dude's doing this and this and this
and dude those people will stop yeah these people their their opinions are based in fucking
quicksand like if you give them enough time it eats themselves oh yeah that's right one of the
things too is like out of those seven people in the room five of them don't agree with the
shit anyway it's just group think yeah and they're sitting there like they don't want to be fucking the time
and they're sitting there like this oh well that's just dan suzy and her fuck no fuck and suzy exactly
fuck off with that shit you're a fucking bigot you call everybody else a bigot for the last
fucking 10 years you call everybody that disagrees with your racist you call everybody that thinks
differently than you uh some sort of fucking white
supremacist how about this fuck off yeah it's real simple i mean there's a lot of uh you get a lot of
personal reward standing up to the bully you know i'm saying like because that's how i look any of
these people and and like in my experience right when i go to these grocery stores and i go to
it's kids right it's little kids and i say kids like my age kids i was gonna say these aren't like everybody gives me
shit it's about 25 it's not like 40 year old you know like fucking like real like adults right it's
young kids you know i'm saying like it's my like dude no like fuck you right and so i look at all
of them like bullies and there is a there's a certain level of personal like reward that you
get just standing up to the bully yeah and like
no you're my bully like you're now like immediately when i see you guess what you just call my mom a
bitch like i'm not you know i'm saying like i'm on you and that's how you got to look at it and
the reward that you get from standing up and just selling these bullies to fuck off
it's real simple i think it's fun it's a it's a fucking i have a great time doing it
listen when you're not telling black lives, when you confront someone with the fuck,
like when they say, oh, that's fucking racist,
or that's this or that, and you go, okay,
fucking everything that you don't agree with is fucking racist.
You're the fucking racist.
Like, dude, and you start doing that, bro,
they learn real quick, like, oh, fuck, I'm an idiot.
Yeah.
I mean, and like you said, all these narratives,
there's so many of them now, right?
Like, but they all fall on themselves.
So arm yourself with the facts, right?
Look into the facts.
Make sure you're doing your homework so that way you are able to argue and defend yourself
and where you're staying because they won't be able to do it.
They just won't.
Headline number three, our third and final one for you guys.
So I thought this would be an interesting one to talk about perspectives. Should members of Congress be allowed to buy
and sell stocks? So that's the headline. And so what's kind of sparked this up, um,
was Nancy Pelosi on this past Wednesday, she was in a press conference and she was asked about it. And she
said, quote, we're a free market economy and lawmakers should be able to participate in it.
Pelosi's own stock portfolio, which gained over $65 million in value between 2019 and 2021,
has often been the subject of scrutiny. There was a Twitter profile that basically was like
teaching everybody the game, like the same stocks that she was investing in they were putting it out
telling people to go you know do the same shit that she was doing and it mysteriously got taken
down from twitter what the fuck you think they're gonna say hey uh you know what sal your stock
portfolio you've gained 65 million i'm gonna need you to stop that shit right what do you think
they're gonna say right they're gonna no, we should be able to participate.
Yeah.
Because they're making money.
Right.
The problem is, is that the average human doesn't understand that the way they're making
money is by fucking you.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And you think, oh, these people, you know, oh, they're just good at what they do or they're
just, you know, she's a, she's just an excellent business.
No,
the people call her and let her know what the fuck's coming down the pipe.
She makes the decisions that then help or hurt that fucking narrative.
Then she makes the plays that coordinate with that narrative in her own
portfolio and wins every time.
And that's called insider trading.
And that's illegal.
Yeah, 100%.
Well, I mean, there's a different alternative.
Look at it, $65 million.
It seems like a lot of money, but in perspective, it could, I don't know if that's a good rate
of return based on what she has in the market or not.
Oh, it's insane.
No, it's insane.
She's got a higher rate of return than Warren Buffett.
It's insane.
But I mean, it's a, it's a perspective shift.
And my answer to that is they should only be able to buy and they
shouldn't be able to buy individual stocks.
They should have to buy the grouping.
So she'd have to buy the NASDAQ,
the Dow or the S and P because then if they're continuing to buy and
they can't sell,
they have to bet on the economy to grow.
There should,
there,
there should be some restrict.
I agree with that.
Yeah.
I don't have a problem with trading.
Just don't cheat.
Yeah. You got to play. And you got to play for the totality, not the individual. And I think
that's where lobbying becomes just like the one Senator who was lobbying for Nike and their slave
laborers. One vote that said Nike should be able to utilize slave labor and we should be able to
sell their products in the state. One vote that agreed with it. And one guy had $65,000 campaign
contribution from Nike. So thinking about how it looks at a macro level,
if you were going to fix that problem, cool.
Yes, you can play in the stock market
while you're an active member of the Senate of the Congress
or the House of the Congress,
but you have to buy, you cannot sell,
and you have to buy the groupings,
not the individual stocks.
That goes in line with a bunch of other rules
that need to be changed.
Like there shouldn't be lobbyists.
You shouldn't be able to fucking contribute financially on the decisions that you make uh in the legislature
okay um you should have term which sounds like common it no it's only common sense if you care
about the country if you care about themselves right it makes a lot of sense to them which they
vote on that that's right like and that's what people don't get you're dealing with a bunch of fucking lawyers and lawyers are notorious
for behind the scenes what you know uh collaboration that this is what people don't get
when you fucking get sued or sue somebody all, and that other attorney for the other person, your attorney's trying to make it seem like, oh, yeah, fuck them, blah, blah, blah.
That attorney calls the other parties and is like, hey, Steve.
Hey, what's up, Joe?
These people are pretty pissed off.
Like, I think we could get them to do this and this and this and this and this.
And that's what they do.
And they drag it out for their own benefit and the ignorance
in the people of america uh it actually says a lot about people's heart right here in this country
because people automatically assume that these kind of things don't happen they don't understand
this is how it works not sometimes that's actually how it works all the time and people think oh well
you know these people wouldn't
really do that are you fucking insane this is exactly what they do yeah so at all levels of
the government yeah so like dude there should be term limits there should be fucking anti-lobby
groups all of these things have to be reeled in if we want a real democracy based around real
people that have the interests in mind of our actual
country as a whole because it doesn't take a fucking rocket scientist to say hey uh do you
think do you think nancy pelosi could be bought to vote this way that way it's like no she's
selling right now but my point is is that that shouldn't even be in question. And for that to not be in question, we have to return the government to a place of service, not a place of personal gain.
100%.
So there should be term limits.
Our best and brightest should be serving time.
And it should be looked at as the same sort of contribution to our country as military service uh but in political
office but it's not like that people go into politics now as a career where they plan on
staying in for the next four decades it's like this black kid down in uh arizona who's trying
to be the guy who just got called out on project first yeah bro this dude clearly doesn't care what party
he's in he just wants to be in government so he can work the fucking system yep and we've got to
rid our country of those mentalities and the way we rid our country of those mentalities to sal's point is by removing the the interests the personal
interest programs or the benefits that they have on the upside and instead changing it around to
reward them on actual performance of what they do for the community right so like why are we not
ranking people based upon the economic, you know, the local GDP
of that fucking community?
Why are we not doing that?
I agree.
Yeah.
You see what I'm saying?
Yeah.
There should be all kinds of things that are put into play to judge these people's performance.
And the one thing that shouldn't be that is how much money they're able to scam off the
table.
I think a couple of questions.
I mean, a couple of things on that, though.
The question is, OK, so how do you then hold them accountable other than just getting them out of the office
right but like what's the accountability measures to make sure there is growth the re you know
what i'm saying dude that's a whole nother conversation but the reason this never happens
and it's important for everybody to understand that is it goes back to that buddy system shit
i was talking about you know do you really think that if we're all seven of us are in government and we know that
if we vote for this one thing it's going to take 30 million dollars out of each of our pockets you
think we're gonna fucking vote for it there's no fucking chance nobody would do that so the laws
have to be agreed upon by the country and and not voted for by these fucking people who are just serving themselves yeah
our country is being i don't want to say destroyed but it's being attacked by a fucking parasite
which comes from within it's termites man yeah it's in your fucking house that's what this is
i see i actually disagree so like i don't think
they should be able to trade at all i think the moment you step in public office you are no longer
the people well see no i you know that there's an argument for that bro but there's what if
they're a what if they are able to make laws that contribute to actual growth of that gdp
or performance of those companies on the ground level. Well, see, my thought process is that you're able to fucking trade a dollar, whether it's
just on the fucking mutual, whatever it is, you are then incentivized some way, somehow.
I think that has to be removed off the table completely.
You don't think they need incentive to improve their communities?
Well, that's what I'm saying.
So you do your work, you make your laws, and then you get out after you've done your shit and then you go uh wreak the benefits in your
community i don't know i mean i i mean i notice i didn't say trade i said buy i wouldn't have okay
so they can buy it's like investing in first form i can't sell the first one i gotta play for the
win here's the scenario you're still gonna want it to get bigger because once you leave yeah where
the fuck do you think that money comes from yeah i might not be i might not be you're not here's
a scenario um you are somehow the representative of let's say silicon valley all right and you
have let's just say fucking 15 tech companies there, right? Yeah.
You should be able to buy those companies and ride that upside based on performance of your own community somehow.
You see what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I look at it, though, from the total standpoint, like when you look at Nancy Pelosi, she should be able to buy the dow jones the nasdaq and the s&p because her job would be to get them to perform those are the metrics of yeah the local global i don't disagree with that
and they should have to ride them out and she gets to ride and that's part of the deal whenever
you're out you can sell but as long as you're in if we're as long as we're talking about
it here's what we ought to do motherfuckers uh we ought to create a fucking index that equally
measures uh the dow jones and small business and make them invent and here here we go i'm a fucking
authoritative motherfucker right now make them invest all their fucking money in that fund so
that they have to fucking pass laws that benefit the entire country how about that shit well they would certainly think think a little bit deeper before
they voted that's right 100 bro they wouldn't they wouldn't have shut us down for fucking
months hey excuse me they wouldn't have shut you're gonna fucking if you're gonna go fucking
say you're gonna serve the whole entire country then serve and put your fucking money where your
mouth is that's right i like that i that idea. I do like that idea.
See, so John Burke had an interesting idea that I also agree with is,
I feel like whatever the median salary is
for whatever district or, you know,
that you're representing,
that's what your salary should be
while you're in office.
It's not, it shouldn't be this base pay
of $175,000 a year.
If, you know, you're representing, you know,
let's say district one in St. Louis
where the median income is $45,000 right like i'm all for i do that
we the the the politics shit right now has to be completely revamped i agree we have that's the
bottom line bro we could discuss this for eight or ten hours about how to solve each problem but
at the end of the day the solutions to these problems look completely different to the system we have right now.
Completely different.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's going to seem authoritative.
It's going to seem like it's going to.
But that's how it has to be.
Like I said a couple of shows ago, we need someone who ain't afraid to roll the fuck in and crack some motherfucking heads.
No.
Get shit back in line and move forward.
Yeah.
And that's it 100
period yeah like dude this crime shit fucking listen elect me motherfucker i don't give a
fuck what anybody thinks i'll crack i'll crack motherfucker skulls there will be no fucking crime
this will be fucking singapore motherfuckers our economy have been making a ton of money
and everybody would be killing it and And the people who don't contribute,
they'll be the poor fucking motherfuckers,
like they're supposed to be.
I don't want it to be Singapore, though.
I'd prefer just the US.
I must say, because they got some weird ladies over there.
You might like that, though.
Fill your butt thing.
I was talking mainly about the public caning.
I know what you're saying.
Well, and the other thing, too,
there's always going to be-
You forget that the sarcasm I've been in a minute.
You all right?
Those pain meds got you fucked up.
You're not picking my sarcasm.
No, I'm just saying like,
let's cane some motherfuckers.
I'm with it.
I'm with it.
But to your point too though,
I mean, that's the thing.
There's always going to be 3% of the population
that just doesn't want to contribute,
that won't contribute.
Three?
Statistically, it's about 3%.
Like that's your homeless population.
They must use some weak fucking measurements.
I mean, that's usually about what it is.
Right now, we're way over that.
You can't incentivize the 3% of people that don't want to contribute
by taking away from the fucking top percent of people that do.
It's just not a real thing.
Basically, we got a bunch of morons running shit
that don't have any real- experience and actually running shit i do not trust one of these people not one to come and
run this company would you fuck no i mean unless nancy pelosi's fucking investing some shit she's
80 something 80 that's a whole other fucking conversation tucker carlson just did a piece on this the other night about how all these
people are over 80 years old we need fucking regulation in this country to where there is a
cap on how old you could be to serve yeah okay we listen these fucking old fucks do not care about
us they're going to be dead they know they're going to be dead. They know they're going to be dead. They do not care about your kids.
They don't care about your kids' future because they're selfish.
And what they're doing now is trying to destroy this thing to the point of no return to where they and their families can benefit long term.
And we don't need fucking 81-year-old, 82.
Dude, Fauci's over 80.
Biden's fucking, what, 80 pelosi's 80 fucking
schumer schumer yeah all these motherfuckers are old as fuck dude imagine going to thanksgiving
and talking to your 80 year old grandpa or grandma and that's the person running the country
them and their friends bro it's insane the same people are eating drinking coffee at mcdonald's
you know what i mean it's like it's insane they don't have any concept of what's important to
the youth the future generations they're taking bribes and they're here to pay for play and that's
it and dude i'm sorry we do need a revamp we people shouldn't be in their my opinion
i don't think you should be able to serve over 70 years old i don't i don't think i think it should
be whatever the the social security retirement age is but get out because that's like get out
you're out of touch you can't even fucking make a tweet on your own you're out of touch and the
average 26 year old or fucking 40 you
can't relate to them at all we need minimum we already have minimum ages but we need minimum
and maximum ages i agree with just reality well because this is absurd it also opens up the health
issues too man like like the dementias as older age opens up a lot of other stuff that we're
we're actually seeing with our current fucking uh you know guy in office like it's not right anybody can see that it's not right bro these people
are it's not that they're like dude it's not that they're out of touch or stupid they're so
intertwined in the way that everything works that they understand to get their way.
It's best to behave as if we don't understand completely what's going on.
You motherfuckers out there think these people are stupid when in reality, they're actually
evil fucks.
Smart, evil fucks.
Yes.
Oh.
And like, dude, Americans give these people too much credit bro oh you know they're
just really stupid look at biden he's so stupid you think biden's stupid why is that fucking
stupid he knows exactly what to go up there and say to produce the result that he needs to happen
out here so it's whatever man but we need a lot of reform we need a lot of change we need a lot of
fucking new ideas uh and we need to stop allowing these people who are and by the way who are the
most racist people in our society these same folks these older people these people who grew up in
those fucking eras that still harbor this attitude. It's not surprising that the oldest motherfuckers on the planet, these people who are had the most power on the planet also push the racial narratives that they do.
It's not surprising.
And they don't understand why it doesn't take on the street level the way they want it to take.
Well, here's why uh because we the younger
generations are not nearly as racist as you right now i'm not saying that there isn't some racial
issues i'm just saying you guys were the fucking racist fucks yeah we ain't got two different
water fountains over that's right that's right well we do it's just vaccinated unvaccinated
well and you know and that's that's. And that's just validating my point.
They're bringing back their ideas.
Yep.
So.
100%.
All right.
So that was three.
Now to the final segment of the show.
Like, dude, think about it.
Yeah.
You have the most powerful fucking country on the planet with the most fucking weapons nuclear weapons that the like bro
this country can fuck some shit up and you gave the keys to this fucking guy
it's a good point yeah like dude i wouldn't let him shoot fucking shotguns with us at the farm
i would i would just put fucking blanks in there.
But you understand what I'm saying?
Fuck yeah.
Like, you wouldn't trust this guy to fucking load a fucking pistol next to you.
This guy's got the keys to a nuclear fucking arsenal.
No.
Dude, if we get out of this, if we get out of this situation that's been going on the last two years without a
huge fucking war, it's a huge victory. I will be shocked. If we get out of this situation
without a massive fucking international conflict as a result of it, I will be shocked.
Andy, what are some of the things that our listeners can do to help make
a change and get this in the right direction? Bro, it's the same shit I've been saying for
two years. Fucking stand up for yourselves. You know, like DJ and I were talking the other day
about people who, you know, well, dude, it's more than that. It's more than just stand up
for yourselves. It's developing good skills and developing personal excellence. And people say, well, why do you say that that
is such a big deal? Well, it's a big deal because when you're personally excellent,
then you lie on the outside of the boundaries that they set for the rest of society.
Okay. You're more capable. You can't be controlled as easily. All right. The other thing is to,
like we talk about in the
American Mandate podcast, get involved in what's going on. All right. Address the problems. Okay.
See it as an obligation. It is a fucking obligation. No one's coming to fix this shit for
us. Okay. We need to get these crazy fucks out of our political system. They need to be out.
Okay. And we need to replace them with people who represent what America actually is. So, you know, being great,
seeking positions of power, understanding this is an obligation, taking a hard path on purpose
so you could develop skills, standing up for your beliefs uh making things inconvenient when they're
when you know you need to stand up for yourself those kind of things need to be done every day
so cool we wouldn't be here if fucking people were doing we're doing it yeah 100
no i was just gonna say we're there's an image on the screen two thumbs up right or two thumbs in the butt and then i'll go that's exactly what it is so there's an image on the screen. Two thumbs up, right?
Or two thumbs in the butt.
Isn't that how it goes, right?
That's exactly what it is.
So there's a guy on the screen here getting a colonoscopy.
So I'll give you a flashback to my, I was in training for Johnson & Johnson back in the day,
and you're in general surgery.
So some of the general surgeons would do colonoscopies.
And the guy's like, after surgery, he was doing an inguinal hernia repair.
And he says, I'll follow him in.
So I got a colonoscopy.
I do all the prisoners in the state of Missouri.
I knock them all out at one time.
Sure.
I walk in there.
He's got this guy.
He's knocked out on the table just like this.
He's got a colonoscopy scope.
I had never seen a colonoscopy scope.
It's probably, if you Googled it, I bet you this son of a bitch is four feet long.
Oh, fuck. They are squirting jelly all over the son of a bitch is four feet long. Oh, fuck.
Okay?
And they are squirting jelly all over the end of this thing.
And he's getting, he's getting a little remote control,
and he, like, drives it up your ass, you know?
And I'm sitting there looking at the scope,
and I'm sitting there, and they're starting to put in this guy's ass,
and I'm like, holy shit.
That thing's going all the way up that guy's ass.
And I thought, man, I never want to call it off.
And then he tapped you on the shoulder and said, you're next.
Oh, bro.
I'm telling you right now.
It was, I was like, holy shit. Yeah, I don't want those pains here's what i remember thinking you're supposed
to get them when you're 40 now i'm 40 hey hey still a virgin here anyway so our thumbs up
section man so we got two thumbs up if it's good two thumbs in the butt if it ain't and uh with that being said helen reads man tries
to dodge covid vaccine using fake arm a dentist in italy who needed a vaccine certificate offered
up a rubber foam arm in an attempt to evade the actual shot uh so nurse felipa bua in the city of
belia said that she first noticed something was amiss pretty quickly.
But when I uncovered the arm, I felt skin that was cold and gummy and the color was too light.
She told Italian newspaper Correa de Sera per the Associated Press.
She said that at first she thought he had an actual like prosthetic arm and had simply accidentally offered her the wrong arm.
But that was not the case.
The man was wearing a covering on his torso with two rubber arms uh attached to it uh and the man ultimately admitted
that his goal was to attain a covet 19 vaccine certificate without actually receiving the shot
um so oh that's that's uh this is what he had on it's uh it's basically just a fucking little
thing that goes over your body has two arms on the side um he's an italian dentist older guy um but in a statement uh piedmont's health
counselor said quote the case should be classified as ridiculous except that we're talking about a
gesture of enormous gravity unacceptable for the sacrifice that the whole community is paying for
the pandemic um so he's actually receiving some fucking jail time right
now well they're still fucking painting this bullshit narrative yeah that the vaccine somehow
stops the spread no doesn't stop the spread shut the fuck up dude you're not gonna say it enough
to where we automatically just ignore it and say oh you know what fuck it we'll take it like we've already decided guess what we're not taking it yeah
and this dude this guy the fact that someone feels the need to do something like that is is
beyond wrong okay the nuremberg code states that there is no coercion at all.
Zero.
It can't even be lightly pushed on you.
And these people have crossed that boundary over and over and over to the point where people have to fucking put on a fake suit.
Yeah.
As a medical professional.
Yeah, as a medical professional professional i want to know if his
suit had those glossy nipples all i know is that doesn't look right right but the point is is that
we are here because you wouldn't say no straight up a year ago or a year and a half ago and so now because this guy
wouldn't say no and he probably went along and he probably just sort of like i am making assumptions
could be wrong but the greater problem is caused by this type of behavior and now he's you know
the solution is well i just fake it Just like these people going to fucking sporting events
and showing a fake card or going to ski resorts
and showing a fake card.
You guys are part of the fucking problem.
And what you don't understand is that eventually
they are going to understand how to not allow you to fake it.
And then what are you going to do?
They're already doing that in the Silicon Valley.
Apple has a in your health wallet. So Jasonason cleeper who's a friend of ours he has a code on he's a um um
what do they call the little square codes that are qr code he has a qr code inside personal
identifier that you keep in your apple health wallet that you have to scan at a facility. Yeah. I mean, it's similar to what Italy has.
They're close.
Yeah.
So this is a result of people like this going along with all the little shit
that got us to this point.
And it's only going to get more difficult.
Like if you're trying to like,
here's the choices you have either jump on the side,
it's loud and proud and says, hey, fuck you.
Or you're going to end up getting that vaccine.
Right.
They're going to corner you.
Yeah.
Either say, fuck you or you're going to get fucked.
Yeah.
That's pretty much it.
Be the fucker or the fucky.
And dude, here's the thing.
We're both.
How many hundreds of thousands of people are dying from the vaccine?
Right.
How many? Well, look from the vaccine? Right. How many?
Well, look at the hospital rates now.
See who most of the people are that are dying.
I saw in New York, the state of New York, it's like 86%.
Yeah, and they tried to push that.
We have a pandemic of the unvaccinated.
No, we don't.
No, we don't.
Not only that, the new new variants more prevalent in vaccinated people
than non-vaccinated people they're the ones who fucking started it why why would that be because
there's no immunity first of all no because it's altering their fucking dna not only that
it destroys your immunity it the rna does stimulate different DNA. And then on top of it, you guys haven't figured out that they actually want this shit going on.
So you trust them to cure something health-wise that's going on with you that is making them unbelievably fucking rich.
Do you understand that the likelihood that this is going to be found out that they actually injected this shit into the people with the booster shots intentionally?
And then they're going to claim that it was unintentional.
The likelihood of that being the case is pretty fucking high. Yeah, saw this crazy so let's really think about that i just talked to a doctor when i was in the uh
getting my surgery the other day who was in icu for 40 fucking days with covid okay he then gets
the vaccine and he gets fucking sick again, back in the hospital.
And you know what he told me?
I ain't getting that fucking booster.
You know why?
Cause he's not a fucking total moron.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And people,
it's a shame,
dude.
Cause I see it clear as day.
People are being manipulated to hurt themselves with their own decisions that benefits
these other people financially in a power position way all these different ways and these people who
think they're just doing the right thing uh are going to pay the price for it i'd be curious to
see the decline in the rate from the second shot to the third shot the third shot to the fourth shot
i'd love to i'd love to see the data see how many people are falling off because they don't show any
of that relevant data sal they just fucking act like it doesn't exist exactly i mean i'm sure it'll
come out at some point but it'll be your conspiracy theorist and you're fucking wrong dude i saw this
video i think uh tommy vex had shared it um and it blew my mind like i knew okay like because we talked about it
before like there's no fucking way that you know all these people really have the vaccine like
there's no fucking way and the video breaks it down um it says you know their whole goal is to
get everybody in the fucking world vaccinated right triple vaccinated right in order until
next week you got eight billion people in the in the right? At three shots, that's 24 billion, right?
And at that rate, if you produce, the five companies we have produced one dose every
second, it would take 32 years to vaccinate the 8 billion people.
Now, right?
Here's the other thing.
For 1 billion doses of the vaccine, it's going to take 10 years is what they're saying.
They said they've already administered 7.8.
How is that even physically possible?
It's not.
Like I've been telling you for fucking two years, they're lying about the entire fucking narrative.
Everything.
When you put a poll up that says, hey, will you quit your job if the vaccine is imposed on you and 80% say yes, that's 80% of the people that are against the vaccine.
So what makes you think that actually 80% of the people took the vaccine?
Right.
All right.
There's all kinds of parallel polls that we can look into that have been done
along this ride that we've been on that have been very indicative of the actual data.
It's just people aren't connecting, you know, uh, if it doesn't say right there on the top
poll for exactly what they're looking for, they can't connect a parallel poll in their
decision-making.
You see what I'm saying?
So like if a poll says, would you consider, uh, never supporting a business that imposes
vaccine mandates?
80% say yes.
What does that tell you?
It tells you that 80% of people think that's bullshit.
Right.
Okay.
Right.
You got to deduct some,
some lots.
And like,
dude,
it's,
it's the connection there is not happening amongst people.
And it's my belief that they've created,
they've painted themselves in a corner now,
which is why they're now getting more aggressive and more authoritative because they know that they haven't fulfilled
their goals in vaccination.
And they are trying to pressure even more so to get to that point, which they're never
going to get to.
So eventually the truth is going to come out.
All these people are going to be shown to be liars and you know the sad truth is i don't
know that anything will be done about it because it seems like most people don't give a fuck you're
more than willing to just keep giving them whatever the fuck you want to give them no you know no so
i don't know well so what are you calling on this andy fake arm what are you
i'd say thumbs in the butt bro you should have said fucking no two years ago
you know and if you go to jail because you got caught using a fake thing then i then fuck you
and that's my opinion i don't think we should be using fake things i think we should be standing
up and saying hey no and the reason that people have to use fake
things is because there's not enough people saying no and if everybody would just get on the same
page say fucking no this wouldn't even happen so my message is don't be a fucking pussy stand up
for your own shit and stand strong and don't go along with it just because it's convenient for whatever it is you're trying to do yeah so i gotta concur yeah thumbs in the butt yeah i say now he's gonna spend time in jail and
he would have just been fired to get it over with he's about to get some real he's about to get some
real he's like you you know what i'm saying like that he wants he wants it to butt yeah like with
that hey hey yeah i agree i say a for effort but yeah bro you Yeah, I agree. I say for effort. But yeah, bro, you should.
I give him an A for effort.
I give him A for effort.
But I don't.
You're a dumbass.
I think that's weak shit.
I think that's weak as fuck.
You know, why?
Why?
Why are people faking that?
Yeah.
Like if you fake a vaccine card to me, you're a piece of shit.
Even though we shouldn't even be having to show that,
that is less resistance to that idea.
It's still complicit.
Yeah, you're complying with them.
I don't have any respect for that at all.
I think it's trash.
And if that's you, you should really evaluate who the fuck you think you are.
So that's all I got, man.
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Now my jewelry box froze.
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Counted millions in the cold.
Bad bitch.
Booty swole.
Got her on bank roll.
Can't fold.
That's a no.
Headshot.
Case closed.