REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 23. The Return Of America

Episode Date: April 19, 2020

America's coming back. After several weeks of being completely shut down because of the Coronavirus pandemic, President Trump unveiled plans to open the economy back up. In today's episode, we talk about opening the country, what's happening to our freedoms, and why financial literacy is important during times of crisis.

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Yeah, there we go Yeah, yeah, yeah Alright, hey, let's get into the show for real battle dicks top secret info i bet you didn't imagine that coming out of your speakers first thing huh battle dicks yeah i was doing a podcast today and the guy's like if you got a billboard and it was in times square what would it say and i was like i don you got a billboard and it was in Times Square, what would it say? And I was like, I don't know. Fucking nobody ever asked me that. And I thought, and I said, remember, you are the lucky fucking sperm. It was the first thing that came into my brain.

Like, hey, we all won one race. Even you won a race, fucking DJ. That's the last time I could swim. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? That's right, dude. You can swim a little bit. That's for sure. Don't be fucking lying.

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allegedly and chris basically came up with an awesome idea last night we'll talk about it at a later time because i don't want to confuse everybody but just remember this name battle dicks yeah doesn't he sounds kind oficks. It has a nice ring to it. I was deciding if it should be Battle Dicks or Battle Cocks. Battle Cocks sounds a little more aggressive. No, Battle Cocks sounds like Bottle Rockets a little bit. Like, it's not. Yeah, but it doesn't.

It sounds like a sports team. It sounds like Ike. Yeah, but Battle Cocks sounds tougher, though. Yeah. Like, I think Battle Cocks sounds a like a fucking it almost sounds like dj when you're docking with the other dudes like what do you what do you know what when you're docking what do you guys call it do you guys refer to it as docking i i think the pc term is sword fight all right dude look we're gonna have a real show here today. Obviously, as the review said, we're not the smartest.

We're not the brightest guys. Did we get a review that way? Yeah. That's true. Not the brightest bunch. And you know what? We don't claim to be the brightest bunch, but what we do claim is to have a little common fucking sense. So with that being said, we've got a full show to talk about some things.

You know, it's kind of hard to talk about anything but what's going on with this virus right now. It's like if you talk about anything else, nobody wants to hear it. Well, you can't talk about anything else. Can't talk about the Cardinals. Dude, I heard something. Can't talk about the Blues. No shit. No shit.

And, dude, they're playing like, you know, 1988 World world series games on espn which is kind of cool you know but yeah i'm enjoying that i don't know what are you enjoying about all this you see fucking trump trump comes out yesterday let's just jump that question no one cares if you fucking whatever we covered that last yeah i agree yeah so but dude did you see trump come trump comes out yesterday says we're opening the fucking country right then we got half the governors saying no we don't fucking we're not opening and then we got like in missouri we got the mayor the governor said we're opening may 4th then the mayor comes on today and he's like oh, we're not doing that. We're doing May 15th. And like, dude, how about this? How about you all get your egos out of your fucking pocket and throw them in the trash

right now? OK, we need to get back to work. That's reality. That's what's happening. Has to happen. Not an option. People are fucking getting pissed. They're getting angry.

They're going to start civil unrest if you don't allow them. And one thing I'd like to point out to everybody, if you're listening right now, is the point of this. We are as free as we decide to be as humans. We are as free as we decide to be right now. There is no constitutional right for them to say, and I'm just pointing this out, that you have to stay at home in your front yard. Do I think it's a good idea to be precautious? Yeah, I do. Do I think it's a good idea to be conscientious? Yeah, I do.

Do I think it's a good idea to obey all the protective suggestions? Yes, I absolutely do. But the truth of the matter is they cannot enforce what they are trying to enforce right now. And I'm not really liking that. I'm not really liking the political game that's going on right now. I feel like a lot of these people are trying to flex their muscles. I mean, you look at the lady up there in Michigan, everybody's protesting, everybody's saying, hey, and then she comes back and locks it down harder.

Hey, you know what? Fuck you. And let me tell you something, too. All you politicians, and I know you people listen to this because it's a huge fucking show, and I've gotten letters and emails from politicians. You will not be reelected. Nope. No chance. There's no chance and what's happening here in my opinion

and i'll let get let you guys chime in on this shit uh what's happening here is we have people who are used to the far left liberal politically correct agenda where nobody now one single human can be sick or die otherwise you're a're a fucking monster, a capitalist pig monster. And that's just, that's been the narrative, right, this whole time. If you speak out for the economy, if you speak out for small business, if you speak out in concern, you're heartless. You're a monster. You're a capitalist.

You're just a, you're money hungry. And all these things and that's the typical like far left liberal mindset of of how do we mob and suppress and you know shame anybody with a viewpoint that doesn't agree with ours that's been their methods of getting shit done for the last decade all right but I'm going to make a prediction, and you politicians who want to keep your job should probably fucking think about it. That's changing right now.

This whole idea of the mob mentality and the far left and our movements and this and that, people are fed up, dude. They're sick of it. And you politicians haven't caught on to that yet you still think that you're doing the right thing by oh well and by appeasing this far far left crazy ridiculous group of people who we cater to in all of our messaging and all we've done it for years you've done it sal you've done a dj

fucking every single politician does it government because they're afraid to rock the boat they're afraid to rock the boat because if they rock the boat they won't get the fucking vote well here's what i'm telling you you guys aren't attuned with what's going on at street level. Those people who we've all thought the whole time, man, what the fuck happened to people? Why are people acting like this? Why are people doing this? And we've kind of just like been quiet and done our business because that's what most of us do, right? Most of us that contribute to society who have, uh, who, who pay pay the you know the taxes and who control the jobs and that's all of us here we are just doing our thing we're just doing what we know how to do and we've let these people rally and fucking pout and scream and cry and this and that for 10 fucking years without saying

anything back because dude we're worried about what we can control like normal humans but now that politically correct agenda has forced itself into our world to where it's now fucking threatened our livelihoods because and let me explain how this works the political correct agenda is the one the politicians are trying to abide by because they're afraid of that backlash and they're alienating all the people who have really the real voters that's right the real and dude these politicians bro they are going to be like on one hand i say like dude trump's giving these people too much leniency to make their own decisions 100 but on the other hand bro i think he's a fucking strategic genius because what he's doing is he's exposing who thinks what at the state and local and city

levels right so like these politicians are so fucking dumb they can't even recognize that you got dumb fuck out in la you know acting like he can make the rules for the whole fucking world like dude you're not going to get re-elected you're just not even the most liberal fucking people that I know in California and I'm friends with a lot of them they're they fucking hate that dude because he's going out and he's stomping fear and trying to push fear and push power and push push all these unconstitutional regulations, and we're having it, you know, they don't see the backlash. Like, dude, when I have my ultra-liberal friends who fucking literally do not like Trump at all, they hate him, right?

I still have friends like that. Because that's okay to have a different opinion. That's right, and you know what? I like to have friends with different opinions so that I can maybe learn some shit as to, how the fuck do you think that way even if it's just that like how the fuck do you think that way like even if it's just that I still want to know and so these ultra liberal people who fucking hate Trump they're fucking messaging me being like dude this fucking this fucking mayor he's fucking out of control and like dude these people don't see that because at the street level there's a fear of speaking out

because of the social backlash you see what I'm saying so you're not getting the correct social temperature right now these these politicians aren't because people are afraid to speak up still and so what's happening is like I'm sorry but this woman in St. Louis, who's our mayor, uh, look, dude, she's coming out trying to like flex her little muscle against the governor. And dude, I'm going to tell you right now, you might be the most well-intentioned human on the face of the earth, but your temperature reading on what our fucking city wants right now is wrong. And it's going to cost you reelection next time and dude that's that's not my opinion that's fact people are going to come out and they're going to say you out get a realist in people are tired

of the fucking bullshit and unless and dude this is what i'm excited about you know dj and i were doing our cardio earlier and uh the thing i'm excited about is, dude, fucking America is going to come back. We're going to weed out all these fucking fucks that have been messing our shit up for. Well, I mean, I think, dude, I mean, think about it. It takes it's you can only sit there and listen to that shit for so long. You can only hear it for so long and you'll only be tolerant for so long. Eventually, like, you know, if you got a neighbor who keeps pissing in your yard and dog keeps shitting in your yard, eventually you walk over,

knock on his fucking door and tell him, Hey, you keep your fucking dog in your fucking yard and keep your shit on your fucking side. And that's what's happening. And that's what is happening. I mean, you talk about, you know, changing the temper or, you know, changing your message, you know, speak, I'm just speaking personally here. You know, I'm always considerate of their views and so i try i try to i try to say hey you know what it's not that i don't want to offend people because that's not what i'm afraid of just trying to be considerate of their beliefs and actions um you're trying to be a good american

yeah so like america's built on viewpoints of all different perspectives for sure but when you try to push your shit i mean this is the truth you want to talk about like real repercussions like you're trying to push your agenda on me um that ain't gonna happen either like i'll tolerate your third bathroom and i'll tell hey listen that's cool you know what whatever we gotta do i'm in i'm playing a role i'm still gonna do my shit but if you start infringing on our rights yeah like that ain't gonna happen yeah like i got a line right there yeah and you stay the fuck on your side yeah and i'll stay the fuck on my side you want to go be a smelly motherfucking hippie out in the fucking middle of nowhere and i have a fucking job and be able to buy shit and you want to be a minimalist and all this other shit that is against you probably shouldn't even be listening

to my fucking show let's be real okay second of all i don't give a fuck i don't care what the fuck you do i don't care who you date i don't care who you fuck I don't care if you have a third bathroom if you want to dress up like a man you want to dress up like a woman I don't give a shit but when you start coming on to my fucking yard like you're saying bro I'm gonna cut your fucking head off well and that I mean that's it I mean you know I'm sure DJ really but Sal I think that's a fucking mentality of all America right now no it is I mean you're starting to see it. I mean, you know, it starts with, I mean, even our dad, right? Our dad starts moving, and he starts, you know, he's starting to kind of get some,

he's starting to get itchy. You know, and then he starts getting a little, like, you can see it in him when we're walking. At first, he was like, he was scared. He's confined, you know, and all the data is kind of playing the game and everything's kind of working. It's the doctor that just told you you got two weeks to live. Yeah, right.

That's right. And next week, you know what? Hey, man, I don't know what's going to happen, but I'm going to hunker down. Next week, God, this is getting fucking old. Right. I don't know. Well, it's been three weeks now, Doc.

That's right. That's right. And the news is the data, you know, that thing called data. The facts. The facts. They're starting to shift. And then by week four, you start seeing my old man. He's like, fuck this.

You know what I mean? Like, fuck this. Like, I'm not like, hey, I'm 75 fucking years old. I ain't going to live the next four fucking five years in my fucking house. If that's how I got to go, it's how I got to go. And I think America, when you start looking at it that way everybody's getting a little bit fucking tired i'm gonna tell you like i gotta go home and i gotta deal with those fucking kids and them kids haven't gone anywhere and done anything and been around other kids and have

no energy to get out and i'm fucking they're getting so crazy so crazy dude i did this on my story the other day i guarantee guarantee if them motherfucking sciences ran a model and said oh we're gonna stay inside till 2020 fucking one they come to my house we'd be on back online monday motherfucker monday yeah well that's what i'm trying to say though yeah they're pissed off no no no they're not getting their way they're not getting their way i said from the beginning what the fuck this was about this was about the Democrats and the far liberals dragging this out as far as possible to fuck the economy so that the guy they hate doesn't get reelected. That's it. That is what the fuck this is about.

Dude, we've had pandemics in this country from the beginning of fucking time. The earth has had pandemics from the beginning of time. We have the technology to effectively manage these things without shutting it down. If we had 2 million people projected to die in the United States, which is what they were projecting when they shut the country down, I get that. Now, all the experts agree that the models who were funded by Bill Gates by the way are wrong which I said on May fucking 9th so we had a shutdown based upon wrong models that have been now thrown out and they're using new models but yet we're still shut down and let's also consider this. We all saw the phased reopening plan. You don't think that they can at any time now just say,

hey, we're going back to phase two. Hey, we're going back to phase three. Hey, we're going back to phase one. We just had, and I hope you understand this, we just had a new set of controls put on the country on freedoms that can be that can be given and taken away at any time that has not been discussed one time and I understand people are thrilled about the government reopening and the economy reopening which they should be and by the way I think if we reopen which we're, you guys need to still be careful. You need to still be washing your hands. You need to still be staying the fuck away from people who are sick. Things we should have been doing since day one.

I mean, since we were born, right? Exactly. Like, it shouldn't change that. That's right. But the point of it is, is now we have this situation where we are being babysat by people who think they know better than us. And they don't. They all have special interests in mind. They all get funded by special interest groups.

They're not operating on free will and free what they think is good in their heart for the country. Most of them are operating with all kinds of agendas to have to look out for that's not the way this government was designed to be you mean i.e jamming in 30 million dollars because they get the kennedy art center or remodeled or not funding the fucking small business small businesses right now because they're arguing over things that they want in the bill dude i've talked to a number of small business owners over the last couple days. They've not been able to get their stimulus funded because they haven't been able to pass the money through

in the government because they're holding it up. The Democrats, Nancy Pelosi, are holding it up to get shit in there that doesn't have anything to do with this politics has no place and what the fuck is going on right now no place not only no place i think i mean this this goes into i mean dude think about think about after they had the first coronavirus coronavirus hearing and they went out and sold all their stocks they dumped them all they were buying shorts and all these fucking all these congressmen and senators are making fucking money or not losing money based off the information they had that's fucked up man those people should go to fucking jail well dude how do how fucking right they should today i'm republican democrat i don't

give a fuck you should go to fucking jail like dude there's a lot of motherfuckers should go to jail over this yeah and i i hope big picture and long term i mean this is i mean and dude i can't stand nancy pelosi so i you know whatever fuck her i don't care i did you see like dude she's third in line to be president of the united states let's remind people that this fucking alcoholic fucking weirdo lady who's fucking drunk half the time she's on the fucking tv or whatever i don't know she's drunk or she's on drugs or whatever she looks like an alcoholic to me i guarantee you it's box wine i did fuck no dude she's too fuck it's fucking five million dollar bottle shit that's how those people are bro that's blue blood to the fucking max degree you know i'm saying she has no relation

to what it's like for regular people no fucking straight no none no none did you see her in february 20th trying to get everybody to come to chinatown and hug everybody oh yeah well the best part posted on his social last night it was awesome i think i did i sent it to you yeah so dude i think the thing that we've got going on here, honestly, if we're if I'm observing the situation, I think Trump's hanging all these people out to dry and showing them for what they are. Well, I, you know, and and dude, I don't know if I even like that because, dude, the bottom line is, is we need to get back to fucking work.

Well, we're still even if that's the case, we're still the pawns on the chessboard. That's right. And I don't like that. That's what I don't like. I don't like that either. That's not what America was fucking made to be. No, and that's, I mean, therein lies what I think you're starting to see. You're starting to see people open their eyes and stand their fucking ground.

And you're going to watch it happen. I mean, I hope, I hope, now I don't know if it's going to happen, but I hope that people have faith in the stats and the data and the actual processes in place washing your hands wiping down your surface make sure everything's clean we can get back to fucking regular life i liked life circa oh fuck it three months ago february 15th you know what i mean i really enjoyed it it was great you know and it's like okay enough's enough at some point in time like if this thing's going to run its motherfucking course. You mean like a virus does?

Then we kind of need to start playing the motherfucking game. Yeah. And you start looking at the herd immunity where it's like, hey, let's get the young people out and work. Okay, let's go. Yeah. I'm in. Let's fucking play our role. But hiding from the problem ain't going to fucking make it better.

The workforce, I was reading the new statistics. America's workforce, who is the 50 year old and under fucking group they have a less than three percent chance fucking getting the shit and then if they get it there's still like a 90 percent chance they're not going to show fucking symptoms I don't know the exact stats because they won't tell us the exact stats everybody's telling us random shit but But the point is, most people don't show symptoms. The real death toll of this that's going to come out is going to be.000000 something. That's it. That's what's going to happen. It's what I fucking said. This pisses

me off so bad. I told you motherfuckers what happened, what happened on March 9th and now here the fuck it is. And half of the people, not even half, three quarters of the people who fucking follow me for years, fucking yelled at me. You don't know what you're talking about. Stay in your lane. This you're, you're a motivate. No motherfucker. I'm not a motivation guy. I'm a smart motherfucker. That's why I've gotten to this place in the first place. And that's why I'm going where I'm fucking going. And if I can analyze something being a dumb fuck from fucking Missouri, I'm sure other people can see it too.

And you guys who are out there who thought, oh, well, this is the fucking apocalypse. You need to really question and go back to listen to my last episode about your fucking ego as to why you believe the things you believe. That's the truth. That's the truth. You think I'm arrogant for saying I'm smart? No, the real world and the results that I produce in this forum confirm that fucking statement. So we need to start listening to people who are not career politicians and start listening to people who actually understand what the fuck's going on in real life. And that might, I'm not saying me, but I'm saying like, hey, how about we get some critical thinkers there? How about we get some fucking problem solvers? at some of these people who aren't career politicians to chime in and say you know and i'm not talking about figureheads for a fucking uh task force for the media to be okay with

talking about really smart people like dude why don't you get fucking elon musk on this motherfucker's genius you know i'm saying well i i mean i look at it a different way i would say well why don't we eliminate this problem as a whole and fucking eliminate lobbying why don't we just take lobbying out of the equation that's how it should be and then we don't have a financial stake in the play you can't get the lot you can't get people to you can't get the fucking government to to vote to eliminate lobbies when they're all getting paid from them so i've learned i learned from managing people or just really in people is my gift. So I've always just, you know, you talk to people and the emotional decision that lies typically in

a response is tied to how they get paid. So, so yeah, but most people don't understand that. That's might be logical to you, but when you ask somebody a question and it's usually controversial, they will side with it. It's, it's's it's natural response however it's going to impact them financially that's right and so when you look at these people both right and left they're going to fucking drive their little stake in the ground based off of their paycheck how they fucking get paid and when you allow lobbyists to get in the pockets and fucking drive stake down in that decision. And then you put the American people at the fucking, at the table for the chopping block.

It's fucking sad that it's an opportunity, that you can even fucking have the option to choose yourself over the people. That's fucking shitty. That's shitty. And I think, you know, when you look at the grand scheme of things, yeah, is this issue, yeah, but there, when you look at the grand scheme of things, yeah, is this issue? Is this this isn't it? Yeah, but there's a bigger issue at hand is that money is allowed to fucking change the way or the course in how our lives are dictated. That's fucked up.

I don't think that should be fair. Sal, it's not fair. It's not right. It's not what this country is based upon. You know, it's not it's not OK for people to just you know make votes based upon how much money that's not what this is about well we could transition this because it's like i i laughed whenever i i don't even know the i haven't looked at the final the uh panel for the reopening of the country economy like the pant the task force the task force did he put bezos on there see if he put bases on there

because i was because i saw he was he was a potential and i thought this motherfucker gained his net worth it's fucking 30 billion dollars this has been close dude people ain't even talking about that but that's my point my point is like all right so you're gonna put a guy on who his his stocks the all-time high he's crushing crushing. It's not only that, Sal. He fucking benefited from this more than almost anybody. Yeah. What do you think he's going to say? Turn the economy on? No, that motherfucker's going to say, keep him at home.

I think he's going to stress this out a little bit longer. But I think there's a point here that we can transition into. People don't fucking even think about that, Sal. No, I understand. They don't even think. Man, every time I order off this website, I'm not giving the business to my local companies that could do this. And you know what? Those people actually employ local people and they pay their fucking taxes.

But instead, I'll just order this because I can get it without leaving my fucking lazy ass from the house. And I'll just order this here. And they don't pay the fucking proper taxes and they don't employ as many people as brick and mortar business across the country but let's just sabotage our whole entire economy based off convenience because I'm lazy that's really what the fucking deal is but you can't achieve both you can't achieve both and I think if you make them pay their tax well no if you make them pay their tax but I mean okay and i'm not look at walmart at least walmart has fucking stores in the community they got to pay fucking local tax you know and then if people because i had this conversation with somebody other than

they're like well you're an internet business yeah we pay our fucking taxes here you know what i'm saying like the same fucking tax everybody else pays yeah so it's it's an it's an understanding that choose wisely when shopping because you want to shop with a company that actually employs people not robots you want to choose to shop with somebody who pays taxes to the local economy you know like i was on the phone with the the staff of fenton the government of fenton and amazon's talking about going in there and i said hey man and i won't say the person's name you gotta be real careful because if you're getting a 10-year tax abatement it's gonna fuck the city of fenton not fucking be good for the city of fenton yeah you know like it's good for a week when you get announced in your little

local paper that's right and do they create jobs sure yeah but that money goes elsewhere that money that you're that you can do one day delivery from amazon you're stealing it from every fucking other person in your town yeah you know and so like identifying like hey dude eventually they're gonna have to step in and regulate that or he will just literally control the earth because of how much he controls commerce yeah and and so you know you look at there are a multitude of issues and just mindset adjustments i think if you know you know you talk about the listener of the show i would hope that these are good conversations that can honestly create a strong network of of beliefs that we can join in together like hey like we need

to address these issues like if you order a shit ton of stuff on amazon like i do sell nobody even talks about the technology issue i i fucking talk about i've been talking about it for almost 20 fucking years how the fuck can you implement technology like dude here's the argument right implement the technology in your fulfillment places and then give the people jobs in your office and let them grow your company there. Yeah, that's real cool on paper, right? Except for there's a huge fucking set of pop. This is just the truth. There's a huge fucking segment of the population that really that's what they're going to do. They're going to run.

They're going to operate in an entry level position that that and the job should not be. The idea should not be move them into these other these other office places where they're probably not going to get it, be able to cut it no but look and what we should be doing is rewarding companies who actually fucking employ real people in their motherfucking facilities and the reason companies don't is because they want to save some fucking money we could make so much more profit by replacing 90 of our warehouse but we don't because those people need careers. And yes, some of them do progress into fucking amazing other jobs that are like super lucrative careers in it, but not all of them do. Some people are going to be warehouse workers. Some people are going to be cooks. Some people are going to be this or that. And guess what? We fucking need all those people. and by not addressing the technology issue we're we're we're going to put ourselves in the next 10 years in a in a really dark place because a lot of the blue collar

regular jobs are not going to be there they're fucking not and there's no talk about it just like there was no talk 20 years ago about why the fuck Amazon doesn't pay state sales tax or collect the tax or pay their fucking federal tax. But yet we have all these motherfucking politicians who seem to know everything that quite honestly look the other way on this shit. You want America to be fucked? Keep letting companies like Amazon fulfill all their orders with fucking tech. That's the truth. Well, they don't look the other way. They just look in their bank account. Exactly. They're looking their right way.

And dude, you know what? I respect Bezos. That guy's a fucking smart ass dude. But you know what? I think it would be nice if he would show a little bit of being a patriot and saying, hey, you know what?

Let me do my fair share. Yeah, let me do my shit for this country. Right. Like, dude, that would be something cool to see. I mean, I agree. How do you disagree i i it's it's funny because i had a transition shift actually you told a story about it's an obligation to pay tax or you know yeah we talked about that yeah we talked about it last

year and sure sure enough it bit me in the ass tax day this week you know i call the accountant first of all i go to the new building fucking this is fucked up carpenters walk off this is i'm fucking motherfucking shit fucking get in the car our accountant calls us hey you know fucking blah blah yeah yeah you know what's what's my tax situation look like he's like oh well your wife filled out her paperwork wrong you gotta you owe fucking x amount i'm like motherfucker you know like but then i thought about our conversation i thought you know what it's a privilege it is it's okay hey man and i go to your house every fucking day now you got a nice fucking house no i'm with you got a nice gym you got a fucking nice family you got a nice car everybody dude that's a privilege greed yeah you know but that was what i was trying to get back to is like greed one of the deadly

sins when you start thinking about you know what it's all about the fucking dollar that's where i have a problem with this right because fucking bezos knows this shit because he's smart as fuck and he has an opportunity to set an example for all business and say hey you know what i'm gonna do the right thing and if he was really doing the right thing he'd fucking take his personal wealth and distribute it back to the country and pay the proper tax that he fucking owes which means he'd probably be starting close to zero but you know what actually he wouldn't it'd be starting to close to zero for him which would still be in the billions of dollars i'm gonna tell you right now dude if that would if i ever find myself in that scenario that's what i would do i know i would because that's how i

fucking am it's on water yeah i love that point about the the worker dude it made me think i'm like you know that was a huge big push everybody says that i think everybody agrees not everybody learns the same right like i'm a different learner i mean you may be an audio learner or a visual learner right not everybody works the same either i thought that was just a really good point too bro not everybody can do computers dude that's right and not and i'm not saying listen there listen there is fucking science that shows it's can't well apparently you can't argue with science right right there's science that shows there's different levels of intelligence there's different levels of capacities to learn otherwise we wouldn't have these drugs that they're giving

all the fucking kids for their learning disabilities so we all agree that people have different abilities so are we going to eliminate the jobs for the people who have those abilities because we want to make more money that's not right no and so dude my my take is here is like and dude i hope nobody listens to this and thinks i'm insulting people who work uh you know. Dude, I love those people. That's my fucking people. That's how we fucking grew up. We grew up around fucking hardworking, blue collar, fucking bust your ass Americans. They're necessary.

That's a backbone. Listen, bro, they are my fucking people. Who I hang out with and who I identify with are those people. That's it. And, dude, so I'm not insulting them. I have the fucking world of respect for people who actually work every day, which is why I'm so passionate about protecting them. You see what I'm saying?

Yeah, I got asked a question today. I said, if you didn't do what you did, what would you do? And I said, I'd be in construction. We were just talking about that this morning. I love it. No, before I even talk, what did I tell you today? We were just talking about, dude, if I did not do this, I'd be in construction. We were just talking about that. I love it. No, just talking about even talk. What did I tell you today? We just talked about, dude, if I did not do this, I would be, I'd be in the high loader right there. Yeah. Cause we have, cause they're building my garage and they're running the equipment today. And dude, I'm like, I told him,

I said, dude, I wish I could just sit here all day and watch them. Yeah. And, and, uh, and, and then we got to talking and Dan, the guy who owns the excavation company, who's a fucking cool dude. Really awesome dude. We were talking, and he was telling us about the jobs he provides, which, dude, they're good jobs. Great jobs. Great jobs. And we got to talking about business and stuff.

And I told DJ, I said, dude, if I didn't know what to do with my life, I'd start an excavation company, and I'd be doing that. Yep. That's it. Well, we were talking, we were going out, because we're building a building right now and i love going there every day because it's just we grew up we grew up in the building trade grew up pouring concrete formed like so and i i've always remodeled my houses i've done it myself a flip you know like i like doing

it and i was talking to you oh if you could be successful you've got to have passion first and i'm passionate about it i go down i know all the you know i find all the flaws but i can see it today in the guy's face here we're talking about we're pouring a patio outside. And he's like, well, that hasn't settled yet. And this, that, and the other. I said, yeah, we'll just dig a pier. Every four feet, we'll just drop some piers, put some concrete tubes in. And I could see the look on his face like.

You know this shit? Yeah, he was like. I'm sure Dan looks at me crazy because I don't know what the hell he's talking about. I'm like, smile away. But there is a good. The only time he looked at you crazy is when you said you could swim. It's how I looked at you crazy is when you said you could swim let's talk about the canoe here the only one run race dog hey no but i mean here's the thing here's the thing here's the good news right let's bring positive back in we're back we're gonna go you're gonna see the world turn on china that's my personal belief

okay yeah and dude the people there's people out there they're like dude this is another thing so like i bashed a little bit on the far left let's bash a little bit on the far right just be real hold on wait i want to go ahead i want to finish this out because it's important you know so what what good can come out of this uh we can bring manufacturing back to the u.s it's fucking great and that's like when you start seeing silver linings like this is going to be the force this is the hand where americans are going to seek american products america people who manufacture we manufacture in china right now and some things i've already tried to move i'm moving everything i can out of it because i want to move it out of there anything oh no sal that was the

we had that conversation on day one no but so we're everything we do is going to come from america and so is everybody else yeah You know what I'm saying? And so these jobs. And dude, unemployment was at 3%. 3% is fucking zero unemployment. Like there's 3% of motherfuckers that just don't want to work. That's right. They don't want to work.

So you start looking at like, all right, we got a great opportunity to bring it back and we can do it. No, America's coming back. And they're going to tolerate it too because who's not going to pay a higher price willingly knowing what we know today after suffering through the shit you just went through it's only a higher price temporarily i'm not going to care about the high price because they're going to be getting paid more yeah that's right everything's going to increase it's only a higher price in the beginning yep and then once it start you know once it starts to stick then the prices settle back down. Every fucking person out there right now is in that game, I feel. There's going to be a world.

There's going to be a sticker that once says made in China. Now we should start producing stickers that say not made in China. So like it's not just the USA. Just get the fuck out of there. And just put a blue check on that. You got to order those on my website, motherfuckers. No, dude. We were talking about it on the cardio walk man i think the new the new are you

trying to get you trying to get the tell everybody you you actually did your cardio today no dude dj listen i'm putting my pants today what happened i'm yeah we had to have a fucking emergency pick up today yeah i had to exhale dude who called who got i called him dude because it was me too we both got fucking three quarters of the way through that cardio and dude dj's like dude I had to have to exhale, dude. Who called? I called. Because it was me, too. We both got fucking three quarters of the way through that cardio. And DJ's like, dude, I think I got to shit. And I'm like, me too. And then we got like another five minutes down the road. And I'm like, dude, I'm calling Chris because I got to go back.

Dude, you know something funny, dude? Walking next to him, I'm like, I'm not going to fucking tap out, though. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to push through it. I'm holding it. But then when he said that, I'm like right i'm in yes dude i was on the i was on the verge of shitting in my pants like i couldn't stop it so it was about to be bad yeah i don't know what that is dude but like as i get older when i get out it seems like every time i

get out there far out there dude it comes man it's just weird man it's something about maybe it's like your primal instincts we're gonna start giving you the they make like little carry wipes you'll see this dj when you have your your kid they have like big packs of wipes like mom wipes you know like put them in a big purse start carrying a pat like like a fucking little fanny pack something so that i could just shit in the woods and why you know we did an exercise on this or an episode on this socks yeah socks i know but like dude then you got then the commitment is like you give up your sock for the day and like i don't know if i'm down with that because then i gotta walk back socks out back nah bro i gotta walk back i get a blister that'd be worse because then i gotta have blister for a couple days i do have a funny

fucking story there's a weird there's a weird thought process that happens when you're about to shit your pants and you are nowhere close to home. You're just thinking of all the different possibilities. That's right. It is. I think it's primal instincts. I'm going to tell you. We talked about this today, dude.

Like, you get to a certain point and you're desperate. You don't give a fuck. Like, we were talking today on the walk. We should do a fucking YouTube segment, Andy and DJ's walks. Dude, we started talking about how many days it would take for you to be okay drinking your own piss to live. Some weird shit? Yeah.

How many days? So I think the survival thing, you actually need survival, guys. The rule of threes. You ever heard of it? The rule of threes. So you got three minutes without oxygen, three days without water, three weeks without food. That's like the.

So you're saying if i didn't drink a sip of water in three days i'd fucking drink you're gonna drink your piss absolutely really absolutely i believe you you know more about this than me absolutely but i'm just saying how many times you drank your own piss as you seem pretty sure about that incriminate myself i mean but dude like you know getting back to the subject people were dude the temperature's changing here and dude i agree with you america's coming back there's going to be american manufacturing there's gonna be american fucking jobs and dude that's what i said this pc like anti-america dude these motherfuckers up

until about fucking two months ago when this shit started going down we're getting away with burning flags right and nobody says shit i'm gonna tell you right now if i see someone burn a flag i'll beat your fucking ass. Dude. Period. I think it's going to be beautiful because I think it's... Dude, no, I'm being serious.

No, yeah, no, agreed. But I will fucking physically hurt you if you burn a flag in front of me. Agreed. And I think people right now feel that way. Agreed. You know?

No, 100% agreed, dude. That's not okay. I think it's going to be awesome to see the fact that it's not just going to be popular to be American on fucking 4th of July. That's right. It's going to be 365. You know, putting America first is going to be... I think it's not just gonna be popular to be American on fucking 4th of July that's right it's gonna be 365 you know putting America first is gonna be well I think that's gonna be the notion that's what we said do you

remember 9-11 yeah it was a good time to be an American in a weird way a great time to be an American you know and I think it does it's something about because this isn't tragedy like that although it's but it tried us yeah it tested the American people 100% but it does make it tried us yeah it tested the american people 100 but it does make it makes i think we don't know what level of tragedy is because we don't even know what the fucking numbers are right agree dude i just saw a headline today that said 85 of the bay area uh reporting was they were inflated by 85 coronavirus antibody antibody testing finds Bay Area infections may be 85 times higher than reported initially.

We don't know what the fuck this is, but it sure as fuck ain't melting motherfuckers' faces off, and that's why we shut the country down. So why the fuck is it not open right now? And all of you people out there who are attacking, saying it's heartless, it's this, it's that, no, I am a realist you look people die when shit happens when pandemics happen this is a real pandemic guess what happens guess why they're called pandemics because people die because

fuckers die and it sucks we have we do you know that this is the first time ever that a quarantine has been issued to fucking healthy people not just sick people that's ridiculous dude people aren't even talking about this shit and I don't know man we should have never been shut down in the first place the fucking models that they went off of that said 2 million, that was with social distancing in place. We should have never got shut down. Well, I think looking retrospectively, never shut down. The problem is Trump had to shut the shit down

because every fucking single person that they die, which we're finding out now, they're creating deaths fictitiously by saying that they suspect people have died from this. Well, motherfucker, if you don't know, don't report it. Well, they're going to be able to. I mean, here's the good news is time will tell because they're going to be able to. I know this, but what I'm saying is, dude, I'm explaining the situation.

People are like, well, why did Trump shut it down then if it wasn't necessary? Because if he didn't, every fucking death would be reported like he actually went in the room and choked him out. Yeah. And that's what the problem is. If you eliminated the media for the next 90 days, you watch the whole world fucking get better. The whole world, the whole world will get better. They'd be happier. They'd be healthier.

They'd be more productive. And, dude, if you fucking stop the national media and you put them on hiatus for six weeks like they have us, this would be the best fucking world that ever existed, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever in the history of man. And when we have, and I don't think there's a person out there, there's not very many people out there that you could get to disagree with that unless they work in the fucking big media. Unless they are on TV. That's right. Now, I think local media, that's a different story you guys who are local i get it i actually said to you yesterday as we were watching some local news i said look this is this is what news is supposed to be because they're asking they're asking

legitimate questions they're not politicizing they're fucking getting answers that's how it's supposed to be so a lot of you guys who are on the local media level, you're doing a great job. But that's why you're not on the national level. Exactly. You're not on the national level because you're not willing to fucking lie. I think that's called a clue. Yeah. I know, bro.

And that's the problem. That's the problem. We have, when is this going to get cleaned up? That was my whole post on March 9th. That was the whole point. The point is the media is making this shit something that it isn't. And now your motherfucker's been out of work for six fucking weeks. Do you think that maybe I was correct?

Maybe they made this into a big fucking deal to attack somebody they didn't like. We still have these people out there like, dude, it's way, way too early to shut down way too early or way too early to open up. What do you mean? The fuck are you talking about? There's no precedent for this. We've never been shut down like this. The fuck are you talking about when you still stay shut down?

Well, because they know. They know. They ran a model. Right. Yeah. Their model. They graduated. Model, you understand like.

CDC University. Dr.ke even said this on day one models are only as good as the information that you put into let's go back to let's go back to emotion here no let's go back to agendas agenda and emotion agenda and emotion how do they get paid well that just might vary the information that they put into the model what do you want to see in emotion what do you want to make yourself important just may play into the information they put into the model and i think the smoke the smoke and the smoking gun or the smoke or the smoking mirrors or however the fuck you put the smoke wherever you put the smoke in your ass i don't know when it goes from two million to forty

thousand or thirty thousand like we like all right like i'm down i dude i'm hey i think trump did a great job shut it down and nobody in that situation right now 36 000 but we don't fucking even know if that's true it could be 18 it could be 12 could be fucking eight yeah because we're gonna see all the heart attacks and where all the pe's went and where you know all the strokes like all these all these different that shit they're listen dude there's plenty of very smart statisticians out there that are going to fucking do the math and figure this out that it isn't what the fuck they said it is and that just like what the point you're trying to make right now you explained it better off air

so i'm going to jump in you said the the trends for heart attacks for obesity for diabetes deaths all pneumonia deaths all that shit is going to add up over on this other side and they're going to be able to tell because of the national trends how many people they actually think this killed and it sure is fucking 36 118 which is what we see right now i can't wait to see that dude one thing that's awesome too like the confirmed number right you think all those people showing symptoms all those people are fucking on ventilators it's not realistic why nobody's talking about that part like how much of that percentage is just fine dj why is no one talking about why is no one talking about the hundreds of millions of people in this country who have probably already fucking had it exactly i mean i was in chinatown

february 7th man like for real i was in fucking chinat I was in Chinatown February 7th, man. Like for real. I was in fucking Chinatown in San Francisco February 7th. What'd you eat there? I didn't eat there. We walked through it. We actually rode the trolley through it. And there's all these people on masks.

And I remember thinking in my head, all these people are crazy. Here I am. I'm just raw dogging it, man. Like in college. Just going to the bar. Fucking shit, man. It was, was you know i remember sitting on a sitting on the trolley with with my wife and we're sitting there and everybody out there

a mask everywhere i'm looking for calm like are we like are we crazy you know what's funny dude dude i saw a fucking interview on a fauci did in vanity fair but let's be real vanity why the fuck is fauci doing an interview in vanityity Fair? Because he's cool, bro. That's right. They're trying to make him time people of the year, person of the year. Thank you. Get the fuck out of here. The world's sexiest man.

This is all. Dude, if you are so fucking dense that you cannot see what the media is trying to do to him to make him some sort of hero that we all fucking believe and listen to, okay, you're insane and dude i loved on i loved how trump last night he's up somebody asked well the new normal under the new normal are we going to be able to go to sporting events and fauji said well you know that's going to be really hard because blah blah blah blah blah and trump fucking pushes him off the stand and says uh we're going back to fucking the way that it was.

And I just fucking thought that was amazing. If they have opening day May 4th, would you go? Yes, I would. Would you go? I'd go. I would too. I'd go. The reason I would go is because I'm part of the herd.

I would go and I'm not wearing a fucking mask and wearing a fucking clean suit and acting like a fucking crazy person either. I'm going to go drink a bud light that's right i might even drink a little bit of your bud light opening day is a fucking holiday in st louis son dude i'm fucking six may 4th i wouldn't be drinking because i'm on 75 hard but on day 76 i drink your bud light motherfucking fucking hey i would gladly pay ten10 for a Bud Light at this point in time does it just kind of

sound sexual yeah I was kind of like Battle Dicks Battle Dicks Jesus let's say because there are

some entrepreneurs out here that I think what's more sexual drinking each other's beer or playing Battle Dicks Battle Dicks 100% do you think so even knowing what

Battle Dicks is for real knowing what it is no but I think it's the average person. Knowing what it really is, no. It would actually be more sexual.

Can I take a shot at what Battle Dicks is? You won't guess it. You won't guess. I don't think you can come close. Go ahead. It would be tournament style of Battle Dicks where you each send a picture and they vote on the better dick and you go tournament style, maybe you win a prize?

I mean, no, you're wrong. I think it would be a good game. No. This is a great idea. No. This is... It's a great idea. Yeah. You could wage your wiener to war. It's a great idea until you hear the real fucking idea.

And then you're like... No, you're just jealous because I would win the war. No. I'm jealous. I'm not jealous. I would be the fucking champion. Listen, we can't play real games, so let's play like a picture game. I would insult your penis except we're brothers.

So I can't. What's going on? Cuomo action going on? And you know I'm the better looking brother, so you know that. And I got the bigger ass. It's a counterweight. No, you got all the ass. I got all the front.

No, no. God proportionally makes things. Just like you got the looks and I got the brains. I don't know about that. Yeah. I don't know about that. Yeah. I don't know about that. That's old Medan over there. Yeah.

For those listening, this is fucking awesome. Just watch going back and forth. Andrew's over there talking about how smart he is, and I want to be like, well, I mean, how smart your brother is is what he's really trying to say. He's like, I'm just saying God has a way of evening it all out. You're better looking. I'm smarter. You got the ass.

I got the front. You're fast. I'm strong. It just all works that way. Balanced. No,'re better looking. I'm smarter. You got the ass. I got the front. You're fast. I'm strong. It just all works that way, bro. No, I got strong. I'm strong. I'm not strong anymore. I will tell you what, man.

You're strong, but you ain't strong like me. Shit. Arm wrestle right now. Break a pool stick in half. I don't arm wrestle. Let's get it done. Arm wrestle always fucks up my shoulders. I don't arm wrestle.

I'm not like one of those guys. You be at the bar and be like, oh, that's arm wrestle. And I'm like, you're a douchebag. Dude, you know I broke a dude's arm doing that yeah fuck did you you heard that story right yeah yeah fuck dude i fucking was over at pops and dude me and halsey were you used to go to pop dude when i was when i was young dude you know i've never been to pops oh good that should tell you the difference you know probably a good thing it's not bad it ain't bad i got canned beer it's fucking how long ago was that it's been saying? It's probably a good thing. It's not bad. It ain't bad. They got canned beer. It's fucking. How long ago was that?

It's been a long time. It's a good thing. There ain't nothing American about Pops. Well, anyway, I was at fucking Pops. And don't ask me how the fuck I got there because I don't remember. Yeah. But I was at Pops. And it was Hosey. And he was there, too.

And this fucking little dude who, like at the time like i was big like not fucking like when i remember i was like big big and fat like i was just a big fucking dude and this fucking dude comes over and he's like we're arm wrestling and i'm like no we're not arm wrestling bro he's like we're arm wrestling this dude's like five six like a buck fucking uh 60 something you know like madat madat's taller than this guy but yeah he's a little weasel like like madat you know fuck you too sweetheart yeah so fucking uh this dude he's like and he's like ah i'm i'm a professional arm wrestler and i'm like cool and And you know what there's truth to that There's some dudes who are good arm wrestlers

And they're way smaller than you and they'll fucking rip your arm off There are people who are professional arm wrestlers Like Uncle Paul he's like 70 now I guess Whatever 60 something Motherfuckers still tear your arm off So This guy dude is just like We're arm wrestling

I'm like fine we'll arm wrestle And like i was gonna like fucking play along right and so like i'm like i'm expecting this dude to like be really fucking strong because he was real cocky about it like he was like dude i'm fucking i'm gonna take you out and i'm like fuck all right i'm gonna have to actually try all right so like i'm like getting ready and dude when he fucking says go i went go and it fucking broke his arm yeah dude he fucking walked away holding his arm and i fucking felt bad i'm like dude i just like broke this little dude's arm like that's what you get you're a bully i know fucking people that pops i know it's racist you're racist it was he was white do you dock are you like do you dock with people it's not docking you are do you interracially dock yeah there you go that's what i was trying to say

i wouldn't be opposed to it i mean dude i'll try anything once you know how many times you think people are googling docking don't google it i promise you that or if you do do it in a private browser i'll tell you that not safe for work no not safe for work at all i don't know man i keep looking at bottle like that i wonder what else you do dude hey man this is this is america oh that's true hey to your point yeah i don't give a fuck that's what you do anyway i don't need it and you know what i'm still gonna make jokes about it and no just don't come on my yard god just don't look my bob don't expect me to dock with you because you like to dock i don't like to dock right you know what i'm saying but i don't judge you for dock right that's it i i get it man i listen don't

hurt me i won't hurt you hey so there's good things to do during this this uh pandemic and i i'm really proud of us for, and I'm going to pat ourselves on the back, you know? And I think there are strong people in society that need to start good trends. And we're starting a trend. We started here locally in St. Louis. And there are a lot of people that listen to the show

that do financially extremely well. And it's a great opportunity to give back to your local community. And we started a little dine-in restaurant night for your local restaurants to support local dollars to local restaurants. Restaurants are going to get it fucking the hardest. Yeah, I think. I mean, these guys went from fucking full bore to zero, like absolute zero.

Like we had our friends, 800 people laying them off left and right, all of Vegas, all these people. But we started a program where we're just sponsoring $1 thousand bucks a night at random places just to make sure we're keeping the the the money local keeping the initiative local to small businesses and so we all we're doing is we're asking our customer base to shop here tonight whatever the inserted restaurant is we're starting it so we're basically what we're doing is we're donating the first thousand dollars of dinner so like if you were the first 10 people to call up you get your fucking dinner paid for by us and then if you don't you know the people who call up after we're asking that you just order dinner from there correct and and just

continue to you know you're not sponsored 30 nights like we're sponsors not a big deal we're not trying to measure 45 nights we were 45 nights but just hey like can you do your part maybe you buy somebody a meal maybe but, but take your money. Don't spend it at fucking Domino's. Yeah, right. You know what I'm saying? Spend it at fucking Joe's Pizza House. You know, the guy, Joe, who's in the back fucking.

There's enough people who aren't going to be knowing about this, that Domino's delivery is going to be just fine. Yeah, yeah, dude. We got to keep. And there's another thing we got to do, Sal, and this is something that you didn't mention in our discussion yesterday, is we want to encourage people to be normal and not live in fucking fear. You know, I was just talking to Chris, you know, Chris' dad, Randy,

was telling Chris, I think you were saying this when I stepped out to go to the bathroom. You said something about 75 years old uh i was just talking about dad how he was like dude fuck this i don't care yeah at the first so randy's the same way so so randy chris's dad uh who's you know similar age of of our dad is the same he's like dude i'm not fucking doing this he's like i i got so many fucking days left on this planet and i sure as fuck ain't living him like this. I'm going to live them. That's what I was saying. Week one, walking with dad, he's like, fuck, man.

Maybe it's real. Week two, week three, it is real. No, no, no. I'm saying like, sorry. I get what you're saying. At week three, you can see him. He's getting itchy. He's getting aggravated.

He's getting agitated. Last week, I was walking with him. He said, fuck that. I'm seeing my grandkids. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck what you think. I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks. Send them down to my house. And last week, I was walking with him. He said, fuck that. I'm seeing my grandkids. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck what you think. I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks. Send them down to my house.

Not only that, dude. Every motherfucking person I've talked to. And, dude, I've made a. Listen, when hot topics are going on, guys, I make an effort to try to talk to people who are most affected by it. For example, you know, I had those dudes out in my garage doing drywall last week. I went out. I started talking to them. First of all, I want those guys to feel comfortable being around my place and not think like, oh, there's just some fucking rich douche bag.

So I went out, started talking to him. I said, hey, guys, thanks for, you know, doing this work right now. I know it might be scary. They were like, dude, fuck this. And like, dude, they were pissed. But the point is, is like, you know know we got to talking and the one guy's you know wife can't work and the other guy's uh son can't work and dude people are dude they're fed up man they're fed the fuck up and dude this this this country as a whole has gotten way too

way too dependent on the media for their fucking news and the social media and the liberal, the ultra-liberal, because I'm liberal in some ways, right? Like, that's the truth. I don't mind if people, you know, whatever they're doing personally, I don't think they should be harassed for doing it at all. As long as they're not harming kids. That's right.

You know what I mean? I don't give a fuck. You close door you do whatever you want the only thing the only thing conservatively that i really identify with is is the is the business side so like i'm more of a libertarian in reality that's the truth and so like when i say liberal don't think i'm just being a fucking far right wing oh yeah i wanted to hit on that too far right wing motherfuckers you guys are crazy as fuck. You're too stupid to understand real simple shit. This revolution that you keep trying to push down people's throat is not going to be done with guns.

No. You don't have enough guns to stop the fucking military. It's going to be done with this. The people like the police and the people who enforce the rules and the military and the national guard who are called into asked to enforce these bogus fucking, uh, civil rights violations that the local governments are putting on people are going to have to make a decision in their brain. And their decision is, do I follow orders blindly or do I defend the constitution of America?

Right. That's where the revolution is going to happen in the minds of the people who are there to enforce it and I would if I'm a policeman if I'm a military person if I'm in the National Guard I'm thinking about that right now and talking about it with my teammates and because guys the truth is there's a lot of things that are being told and and said in a way that is you have to do this that the truth is there's a lot of things that are being told and said in a way that is you have to do this, that the truth is we don't really have to do. And the right mentality here should be, hey, St. Louis, hey, Michigan, hey, everybody else. It's a good idea to stay the fuck home.

It's a good idea to cover your face. It's a good idea to wash your hands. And that's really the extent of what they should say. Because this, you know, you can't be in a park. You can't be in your front yard. They're closing them down. No, bro, we pay for those motherfucking parks. You don't own them. We own them.

You know, and there's a problem. I understand, you know, the argument. Oh, these are dire, dire circumstances. Okay. So what else is a dire circumstance? What, where do we draw that line? There's a constitutional, there's, there is a constitutional battle happening right now. And it's going to be ultimately won or lost in the minds of the people who enforce the rules and you and your far way right crazy shit you know and bro listen you guys out there to support me and you I'm not saying you can't be a patriot I'm not saying we can't love guns I mean I think everybody learned the value of the second amendment right like you're out there

fucking saying oh you can't hunt with your ar-15 that ain't the fucking point you dumb motherfucker the point is. We need the shit to offset the balance of power. And you're witnessing that right now. Which is why there's gun sales up. To every single category of people in America right now. But. The likelihood of us having to use those guns.

In a scenario against the government. Is very small. But it's nice to have. Alright. The truth is. Is if we all went up in arms and the government decide they fucking don't like that and the military decides to side with the government, guess who's fucked? We are. And it doesn't matter.

You can't have rocket launchers. You can't have functioning military equipment. You don't have attack helicopters and attack jets and bombs and all this other shit which under the second amendment technically we're supposed to be able to get which is what i've said the whole time what about tanks i'm buying a tank but i'm buying a tank for my own personal enjoyment not because i'm a freak right do you guys find it weird that i wash my hands before i pee do you find it weird i mean you've you wash your hands before you handle a filet right i swear i just be a wash you know hey listen

no corona on me yeah nowhere i don't want the last place i want that shit is on my day yeah right so that actually makes sense listen yeah logical man i get it you're welcome you saw how big that building is down there, right? Yeah. You're welcome. I don't have to watch my eyes. I don't even have to touch my eyes. Get the fuck out of here, motherfucker.

That's the next thing Sal's going to be saying. I fucking built this building. Technically, I did. Every square inch of that motherfucker. You remember that motherfucker I fired at one time like 15 years ago that fucking told me he built this shit? Oh, yeah, Joe. Yeah. Yeah.

Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to mention his fucking full name, but. Yeah. Yes. I built this shit.

Oh, you did? It was here, wasn't it? Yeah, it was right here at this fucking table. Yeah. That was the old S2 table. I've been told that so many fucking times. Anyway, that's a whole other story. But the point of what I'm trying to say here, guys, is that you guys who are far left

and you guys who are far right, you think you're helping, but you're not helping. Because what happens is the far right polarizes the far left and these motherfuckers end up with the most attention and everybody else, the 80% in the middle, is like, what the fuck? You're both crazy. It's like gun laws.

It's like who they really affect is not the problem you know like like to your point of like the parks and shit like and then and this is a civil rights violation i think that's a perfect fucking term to call it yeah that's what it is right but like you should still be able to go out to your park you should still be able to walk however there are people that are like ridiculously violating that like stupidly. Now, in those scenarios. In those scenarios. Like we talked about on Easter.

Dude. Okay. Stupid. Tell them about what happened on Easter. Down in Louisiana. But we had the same situation happen here in St. Louis. No, no. Tell them about the St. Louis situation.

The St. Louis. So we have a park in St. Louis City called Fairgrounds Park, right? Built for the World's Fair back in 1904. And it's a big park. Decent park, right? It's in the, air quote, hood, right, of St. Louis City. There were over 300 people parked their cars side by side. See, that's just not intelligence.

It's ignorance. It's stupidity. Now, in those situations, I could see them showing up and saying, hey, you guys need to disperse. But you know what? They can't arrest people for that. I mean, how arrest 300 people no but you can't you can't constitutionally do it exactly like those motherfuckers that ripped that dude off the fucking train or those guys who arrested that paddleboarder and shit yeah you cannot do that right that's against the fucking

constitution of america and dude anybody out there who thinks it's okay to suspend the constitution for fucking any reason you don't understand it a lot of the young people right now they're saying you know i'm talking young like the the fucking 22 and younger crowd whoa dude you know this is certain certain you have never experienced any other devastation. We have. We don't stop the fucking Constitution of America for fucking anything. Well, I don't understand. If somebody got on a train with no mask and you're uncomfortable, you get the fuck off the train.

That's it. You know what I mean? You know what? Maybe you should stay 15 fucking feet away from him. Or if he's's really there maybe the citizens should handle it maybe they should fucking either remove themselves or maybe they should get together and remove the fucking guy who's doing it yeah but dude i just think of it it's it's like all the gun laws right like the gun laws don't affect the law-abiding citizens it doesn't like it's like this park shit it's like that's not affecting the people who want to go to the park with their kids.

Well, the city of Kirkwood kept their shit open. Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? Exactly. I think it was South Dakota that kept theirs open, too, the entire time. South Dakota or North Dakota. Oh, by the way, Sal, what's happening in Haiti right now? Let's pull that up.

Haiti going back to work. Okay. They don't have very good conditions down there. They don't, but how many people are dying there right now? I looked this morning. It was one of those things i was watching on cardio it's very minimal dj i don't know if you could yeah but do we know do do we don't we're not going to know the the actual corona death rate in in haiti because they don't have the fucking medical facilities to measure them so what are they doing i don't have a clue clue, but I can tell you that, you know,

having a job is so precious to them in their local economy, you know, in manufacturing, I mean, it's so crucial. Like, not everybody has, I mean, very little people have jobs in Haiti. But it's so crucial to those that do that they went back to work. I mean, they got it. Well, I'm just saying. And they're like, hey, man, we got to go back. They don't have any reporting at all. So maybe that's a good place to look for how deadly this shit actually is.

Are they stacking bodies right now? Because I'm going to tell you right now, nobody in Haiti is doing social distancing. You can't fucking do it. It's not even possible. Yeah. Not only that, I mean,

you got to think here's another thing. Like they don't have TVs. For those of you who are listening for the first time, we, our companies are, and Sal particularly is very active in um philanthropy programs to haiti it's one of our biggest causes here that we support every year it's called 30 for the kids and and what we do is we create fundraising drives to then help um build churches

and schools and necessities in haiti and i say we but really it's sal sal does all this and a couple of the guys here will and aaron and a couple of other guys um but it's a huge fucking it's a in our ecosystem of first form and s2 it's a big driver it's a big charity push every year yeah it's i mean listen I'll plug 30 for the Kids. 30 for the Kids is a great thing. We support 47 kids in an entire community down in Haiti, and it's a compound, if you will. Explain what the 30 for the Kids means.

So we started 30 for the Kids. As we believe in good business decisions, everybody wins. So 30 for the Kids is, hey, if you're looking for a company initiative or a personal initiative to get healthy, it's $30 you sign up. So it's 30 days, $30. And so for 30 days, you do 30 minutes of fitness. So it's 30 minutes for the kids, 30 days for the kids, however you want to interpret it, but you pay 30 bucks and you're just, it's on honor system. You can do one of five workouts and you do one of the five workouts, all of which can be done at home. And you, if you don't do it you pay a five

dollar penalty but if you complete the entire 30 for the kids you only you donate 30 a hundred percent of the proceeds makes it to the kids but to keep you accountable whether you did the work in that that day like hey you gotta pay five bucks to the kids if you missed yeah and so through that we've generated a lot of good money for them oh man we've we've we've been the number one sponsor for that little community and it's awesome because um you know it makes you it's a win-win for everybody it's a win for the community meaning uh the local community in haiti we're doing we've supported those kids and the families and the community with church and education and bible study medical attention to help support the hospital we win yeah typically what we do is we match whatever's raised. Correct.

But the customer wins, meaning because you're getting in shape and you've got a reason to get in shape, especially now. You know, like we should start one in May. It'd be a great time. And, you know, when you look at everybody wins in that situation, and it's for a good cause. You sound like Trump a little bit right there. It's going to be a great time. It's going to be huge.

Very, very great time. Very, very great time. There's no better 30 for 30. 30 for the a great time. It's going to be huge. Very, very great time. Very, very great time. There's no better 30 for 30. 30 for the kids. China. Haiti. No, but I mean, listen, you know, they don't have media. It's a very, very, very good cause.

Very, very good cause. Very good. But you got to think, they don't. It's a beautiful cause. They don't have any outside influence. They don't have Fox News. They don't have CNN. And the only option they do have is go to work.

Yeah. For the ones that get to go to work. So what's their death rate? It's little. Well, dude, right now there's only like three confirmed cases. Let me pull up the actual numbers. You're going to have to look at their actual death rate in general because they have no fucking systems down there.

I'm going to be honest with you right now. If coronavirus is going through Haiti, there's little to zero way to track it. No, and there's little to zero way to treat it. So you have to look at their whole death rate. No, correct. Like, are hundreds of people dying, or tens of thousands of people dying in Haiti right now or not? Well, I'm going to tell you right now, you couldn't...

They die anyway, but I'm saying extra people. I'm with you. But, I mean, if coronavirus were to make its way through Haiti and it was truly due to non-social distancing, it would be a massacre. Yeah, it would be... If it is what they say it is it would completely devastate that whole fucking country yeah it was uh it was one of the

happening i i don't know because i well i'm just no i'm not i'm asking it i'm asking a rhetorical question no i understand but it that's the article that i read and i pass it on to you it's the one that like fuck man it made it just makes you you know it makes you think i don't care about that community so it's yeah it's very very and then so it's but it it's become interwoven into our company yeah but it it's it scared me and then it makes you think how it made me sick how outside influence though pushes your your brain you know what i mean what happens if it's nothing you know and i so i pray that's what i pray for That's what I want to have it be. And I don't know what it is. That's the, that's the truth. Yeah. Well, dude, look, man. Um, look, I don't think there's anybody out there listening. It doesn't think we need some fucking major changes to what's going on. I think a lot of good changes are coming. Like we talked about on the show. I think we're gonna see a lot American manufacturing. I think we're going to have American spirit is going to go high. I think the narrative is going to change from what's cool. Like forever right now it's been real cool to be fucking ultra liberal.

I think we're going to see it become real cool to be pro-America, period. Regardless of what, you know, and I think we're going to see people moving away from these causes and these mob mentalities and these movements that really don't mean a fucking thing. You know, I've been I've been anti the body positivity fucking movement, which, you know, dude, when I say that, I want to say it with an asterisk. You I don't care if you're perfect with six pack abs. I don't care what you look like. But trying to justify you being 200 pounds overweight as some sort of fucking movement is dangerous. And right now we're seeing it.

Why it's dangerous. Who's the number one category affected by this? Obese. So is it still fucking cool to like be 400 fucking pounds in your underwear? No, it's not. It's not fucking cool. It's negligent. And people are finally seeing it for what it is, which is fucking irresponsible to even put that shit out there. It's irresponsible and dangerous. And I don't care if you're 30 pounds overweight and you feel like you're okay looking like that. Like, dude, I don't, I don't walk around at fucking 10% body fat, but I'm healthy. You know what I'm saying? Like, dude, I might have a little fucking, I might not have perfect abs, but I keep myself in shape and I take my fucking vitamins and I do what I need to do to stay healthy.

Like you cannot be healthy and be a hundred pounds overweight. It's fucking impossible. Can't do it. And all these people are claiming it. And as this cool, we're going to see all that shit fucking change. I'm not talking about just that one. I'm talking about all of them. Yeah. All the other movements that are unfair to actual people that we've just kind of kept our mouth shut. You know what I'm saying? That shit's changing. And I like that. I'm glad people are waking up to reality, which is the perfect topic for this show. This is called real as fuck.

All right. The reality is you don't get to have it your fucking way and have it work. And I think people are starting to see that. We have, dude, this PC thing that's literally causing these local mayors to be so fucking fearful of saying the truth because they're afraid it's going to cost them is actually going to blow up in their fucking faces because they're not in tune with how fast it's switched.

It's already switched. No one gives a fuck about your fucking cause right now. No one cares. You're, you're, you're complaining about this or that or this, and then go fucking change it. But throwing a tantrum and running a hashtag and, and blowing people up on it online, that shit isn't cool anymore. It's not cool anymore. What's going to be cool is doing the fucking right thing for all people, not just your special little fucking cause. And guess what we need to do the right thing. We need fucking money. We need jobs. We need an economy and everybody's got a real good taste of what socialism really fucking looks like now because now they've had to depend on the government to fucking get a check and a lot of people still don't fucking have this is why all you motherfuckers out there

to think socialism is a good idea it's not it's fucking terrible and if you if you were old enough to remember what it was like in communist russia back in the fucking 80s where people had to wait in line for 10 hours to get a loaf of fucking bread, you might stop to reconsider your fucking ridiculous viewpoint. The world is run by economies. The most powerful people in the world are the ones that have the strongest economy. The people who have the best economy have the best jobs. When you have the best jobs, you have more freedom because you're able to fucking make money to choose what the fuck you want to do. And people can't understand this concept. When you're told to stay at home and wait for your check, people are understanding right now, well, holy

fuck, dude, there really ain't a lot we can do then. We're not really free. We can't even leave our fuck. That's socialism, motherfuckers. And you're too stupid to fucking get it. I'm sick of this argument. We have a bunch of fucking people who could barely hold a fucking job and who don't even want to have a job trying to dictate what's politically correct through our society. Fuck you. I'm tired of that shit. I'm speaking my mind. If you don't like it, eat shit. Go listen to someone else who's all fluffy and syrupy and sweet for you. Okay. That ain't me. And that ain't what the world fucking needs as a leader either. Like, dude, a lot of people

attacking Trump and saying he's such an arrogant asshole. No, he's not. He's actually up there saying the fucking truth. And you motherfuckers are too, you're holding on to your beliefs that you're fucking popular friend from high school on social media posts as you think that that's the truth. Well, let me ask you something. What is that person who's telling you to believe these things actually accomplished in their life? That's a question people should be asking right now. Where did I come up with these beliefs? Who did I get them from?

Why do I still believe them? And what is the actual truth? Because right now we're going through a cultural revolution and I fucking love it. Well, the shitty thing is, is we don't even know the fucking truth because they won't fucking tell it to us. Yeah, but the truth sure is fucking what they've been saying. Oh, no, no, no. I know.

But I'm excited. I'm excited to see what it is. You know what I'm saying? Because next time this happens, then we have real fucking facts. Yeah. Then they can't shove it down our fucking throat. No shit. And then we can really tell them to fuck off.

Well, you know what? We said it when it started, and we said it now, and I'm going to continue to fucking say it. Where's the money? Follow the fucking money. And people have this misunderstanding of what the elite is. Because the ultra-liberal misunderstanding of what the elite is because the ultra liberal media fucking paints the elite differently they will make you believe that people like myself are the elite they will make you believe that people that drive nice cars and live in a nice

home are the elite no motherfucker the elite is the 10 to 12 motherfuckers that run shit you don't think that's a conspiracy theory? Or you think it is because it sounds crazy? No, it's the truth. There's about fucking 15 people that control most of the wealth in the world. Hmm. That's fucking weird, isn't it?

That's a clue. Isn't that weird that those same people own all the medias? Hmm. Isn't that weird that those same people are the ones that don't pay the fucking tax you know when people like these these liberals got it wrong dude they think that like when they say pay their fair share they think they're talking about companies like us no they're not we're the right wing people when they the left wing people just to be clear we pay a lot of

fucking taxes a lot and so, and you know what? You know, people are going to reach out and they're going to say, I'm going to stop you right there before you even reach out to me. Don't reach out to me and say, I could save you all kinds of money on your tax. No, motherfucker. That's the point. I want to pay the fucking tax. Exactly.

Exactly. Exactly. They don't get it. Like, dude, we have a problem in this country because everybody's looking out for them fucking selves all the time. You know, dude, the fact that we have big giant corporations that control nearly all the fucking commerce in this country is fucking wrong. That's not a capitalist society anymore.

All right. So when you far left people say oh we just want the rich to pay their share realize who the fuck you should be talking about you're not talking about me you're not talking about companies of my size you're not talking about 300 to 500 million dollar companies you're talking about the companies that you fucking use every fucking day the amazons the fucking netflix's the microsoft's all these companies and dude netflix i don't know i could just i'm just saying there i don't know enough about them to say they're guilty of this or not they could pay all their tax i don't fucking know my point is it's the companies that our people utilize every fucking day that are the

companies that should be paying their fucking shares pretty soon pretty soon we'll be getting our monthly rations delivered via amazon no shit the government will be paying them no shit to fucking give us our loaves of bread so that's true i know that's not a fucking joke i'm with you that's like when they're going to start the welfare program it's gonna be funded through bezos that's right and he's gonna oh he's gonna we're delivering welfare socialism and it's to be like his way of getting tapped. That's not, people are going to say that's fucking capitalism. It's not.

It's socialism. That's what happens. Netflix is in the same boat as Amazon. Are they? Less than 1%. Okay. Less than 1%. All right. On a digital streaming service.

That's pure profit. Pure fucking profit. At least whenever they deliver fucking CDs. There's a product. Not only is there a product, but there's jobs associated to it in the grand scheme of things. If they scaled their business, they had to hire more people because they had to pack more orders. Let's click on that link. 60 of America's biggest companies pay no federal income tax.

Where's the list? They got a fucking list here? Right. No, motherfuckers didn't even list them out that's because it's probably some type of clickbait well maybe but it's also it's also probably true yeah no no i i can't say it's behind me so i can't but the point is the point is like dude i'm not saying clickbait is true i'm saying i know because i know enough about business to know what i'm talking about in terms of paying tax at that level you know dude it's not right and people don't even talk about it and you know why they don't talk about a sale because those are their buddies

yeah well we can't can't expose your buddies how are you going to fucking tell on the people um that are doing this when they own your job. Like they own the fucking media. So how, how is a guy from the Washington post supposed to write a story about how Amazon don't pay no tax when fucking Amazon owns the media. And that goes for all the fucking, that's not just me picking on Amazon. I fucking still use Amazon.

There's all kinds of shit I get from Amazon or the shit that I can't get from Amazon or that I can't get like locally that's when i shop at amazon i'm making a progressive push in my household to move at least from amazon to walmart yeah well i'm moving from amazon to walmart because i at least believe that walmart one is an american-based company and if you don't believe me they use fucking still sell velcro white shoes and fucking camouflage tank tops it's as fucking american as it gets two they got local we have a local presence you know i'm saying so i'm gonna make i make a conscious push to shop as much local as i can i always try to choose a local restaurant

as much as i can i agree we're spawned from i mean people look just because you know people say oh you're fucking you're on the internet you know we we are a small business yeah you know we operate as a small business we try to create as many jobs do we are as we try to do as much we're not a fucking multi-billion dollar international fucking operation we're a couple fucking hoosiers that don't know what they're doing for the most part but we try to be good yourself motherfucker i know what i'm doing wait go ahead what do you know what you do i know what you do too you come in you sit at chris's office and you talk about the coronavirus yeah and then i come in and fix all your fucking problems like what that's right no we're proud hoosiers most people don't know what a hoosier is though explain the hoosier thing

hoosier in in missouri is not like in indiana it's a pride thing in missouri it's like it's like saying redneck everywhere else correct it's a redneck like it's a blue collar fucking and we're from a poor country motherfucker and that's what we are dude we are that that's okay and i'm okay with it me too i love it big old i got a big old jacked up diesel fucking rig that rolls coal dj was dj was talking about getting confederate flag now we're talking no but i mean you know hey guys just so you guys know, I'm black. DJ fucking looks at his water bottle. I'm like, fuck.

Oh, fuck, man. I had no idea. Dude, we're from a part of town. It's called South County. Hey, for you motherfuckers... We're South County Hoosiers. For you motherfuckers that don't get the joke, that's a joke.

I actually live... I live on the fucking property that was owned by Ulysses S. Grant, the 18th president of the United States, who pretty much invented the idea of not having slaves, just so you know. Came from a party called the Radical Republicans, just so you know. Did more for civil rights in America than pretty much any other president, just so you know. I live where he lived. The Radicals. Yeah.

They're Radicals. They were crazy back then for doing that. Just so you know, I live where he lived. The radicals. Yeah. They're radicals. They were crazy back then for doing that. Yeah, I know. The radicals. Dude, I didn't know you could have a negative tax rate. Yeah, well, that's how Amazon works it. They get in, they get 10-year tax abatements in these distribution centers, and they get 10 years.

And then they get government funding to do this shit. Then they get government funding to go in and create the jobs, and after 10 years, guess what they do? He gone. There's a big, guess what they do? They go on. There's a big, that's Activision or whatever. Yeah, Activision does it. And they do. Yeah, I bet they do.

Yeah, negative 51%. It's done well, buddy. Well, listen. How can you have this? Activision, fucking Alaska Air, Amazon, amaran am what does that say amtrak aramark chevron uh dude delta uh eli lily general motors good year all these people net, all these motherfucking people, those are the people that should be paying their share.

You guys don't get it. You don't get what pay your share even fucking means. That's the truth. Negative tax rates. What do you think, Sal? Let's close the show. I got pissed. I can save you some money on your car insurance if you give me 15 minutes. I keep thinking about all the guys that are going to call gonna call us trying to say hey you know we can help distribute

your tax dollars and fucking push it i'm like oh fuck i'm literally dude i'm linked in out from the standpoint i know you feel bad for even saying what you said now what's that you're gonna get harassed oh my god man i mean these guys they will fucking i mean i'm literally my god i try to explain this to people who are like financial advisors and they try to, you know, tax shelter. Yes. I'm like, hey, you're not understanding what I'm saying. I like to pay tax.

Right. And they're like, what do you mean? And I'm like, I fucking like paying taxes because I believe in America. What? I don't. So you don't want to make sense. Andy, you don't want to like get this. This is your money.

You don't want to get it. I like they can't understand the fuck I'm talking about. Dude, why can't we make this country proud of paying their motherfucking tax? Well, it's just kind of it should be a badge of honor to some degree. You know what I'm saying? Like, hey, and you know what? If everybody paid their tax and I know this is a hard concept to understand, but if the companies that I just mentioned who you guys fucking you know

i don't know what the fuck you think but if they all paid their tax guess what happened to your tax rate you would have to pay less we'd all be paying our share this is not a hard thing it just doesn't you know why it doesn't get discussed because of what we said about the lobbies because lobbyists pay them to keep it on and down low could you imagine us like all of us we're the elite dudes hey sal uh look dude i'm gonna need you to start paying tax um no well come on bro it's for the good of country man no yeah that's what's going on no i know that's exactly what the conversation is all right so you can't do that to me, man. Man, I got to buy another plane. Yeah, that's right. I got four more Gulfstreams I need to buy this year.

Dude, I got to play Battle Dicks, man. Dude, what the fuck? How am I going to afford that now? Like, how the fuck is this not? Like, dude. Hey, man. Motherfuckers elect me to be president. I'll fucking fix this shit.

I will. Damn, dude dude that's awkward silence fuck you guys looking no i'm thinking about it i've been fucking decisions i gotta make i'm gonna fucking be out now now fuck i gotta run first form and be president i can't build the next headquarters if i gotta be running quarantine bro shut the fuck up and be out fuck up I gotta do a news thing before yes dude I don't what do you want like dude I can't help it that people want to see my fucking sexy face more than yours I don't know that that's true we should we should pull that we should pull which well you probably you had the better face I'll give you that what out of us

who my vice president? Shit. No, not you, Medot. Medot, I think you could do a good job at something, though. You'd have to do DJ. DJ would be a good VP. No, no, no, no, dude. That'd be too good. No, you ain't got no trigger in you, huh?

No, that'd be too good. You ain't got no trigger in you? I told him I would have to be his press secretary or something. You know, I want the hate mail. Hey, she does a great job. I've been watching a lot of her. The press secretary. They got a new one, right?

The press secretary. She's a female. Yeah, she's new though she's stud yeah she stands the ground i like that wait is she the younger one yeah she's burnett yeah i think she's new yeah i have no idea no that's the new one there i can't see it's behind me kaylee turn the fuck around so you guys are probably sitting there wondering like what sal's talking about these are the kind of problems i gotta solve for him like hey there's the fucking tv right behind you i can't i mean i you're like the new one i don't fucking know she's new she's old i just know she's burnett and she's sharp that seat what's that fucking uh what you're wrong birthday tomorrow because she's blonde but dude uh what you know what's that what's the way, because she's blonde. But, dude, what's that movie with Gerard Butler and Jamie Foxx?

Law-abiding citizen? Oh, yeah. The best part of that movie was when they're sitting there at the interrogation table and fucking Gerard Butler's sitting there and the assistant cop prosecutor guy, Gerard Butler goes, yeah, yeah well i want a new bed and he the guy goes well the beds are bolted to the floor and he goes that's what they make wrenches for dumb ass yeah that's my favorite fucking line of that movie the favorite i feel like that's my life like that's my whole life yeah the favorites the the best scene in that movie is when she opens the cell phone man i remember i remember seeing it in theater scared the fuck out of me bro you know what i was kind of happy

when she got it though like that lady was not nice what movie you're watching this weekend oh i don't know man have you guys seen contagion did you get watch that yet oh man i watched it for the first time dude you know what's funny is in Netflix, now that we dogged on them, we still use their shit. But, dude, in Netflix, all the fucking – I saw Outbreaks in the top, Contagions in the top. Like all the fucking crazy movies are at the top right now. All right, let's go Stock Tip. That's what I'll leave you on.

Hold on. Stock Tip? Yeah. All right, I got to make something up. That sounds sexual, too. No, you don't have to. You can analyze this. No, that's just called the tip that's a game i'll fuck it he wants to get in battle so bad i want to what you want to get a battle dick so bad you know it's

killing you in it no no listen no matter what happens the idea will have to come through me and i'll have to figure out how to make it work so i've learned one thing ideas are just ideas but when you're the fucking when you're the fucking magic man man you fucking make it work right you give me a little shit sandwich i'll figure out how to put it on the platter son no i dude listen she's kind of cute too though i can't see i turn around she's smart too dude she's fucking harvard that's not the one i'm talking about that's the new one right now her birthday's today april tomorrow tomorrow she'll be 32 well i will tell you that's not that's not the press secretary lady that i'm talking about. That's the new one right now. Her birthday's today. April 18th? Tomorrow. She'll be 32.

I will tell you, that's not the press secretary lady that I was talking about. She's Burnett. Are we back on? We had to pause for a minute and have a man conversation. Question, did you wash your hands before you peed? Probably didn't because you're not used to handling that fine stuff. You know what?

No, I'm used to handling the whole cow man she gets messy probably are elbow deep dog that's right it takes it's a workout in there bro so listen my stock tips my stuff we'll talk about netflix is trading in the mid threes all they do is digitally stream walmart or uh disney world disney they drop disney plus it's a streaming service they're gonna pull all the assets back off of netflix put it into disney there ain't a household on motherfucking earth that ain't gonna have disney plus plus disney's got all these you think they're gonna go back you don't think they're not gonna go back to disney to the parks to the theme parks bro they

got an agenda to push when they're coming he does when they're coming back they're one of the fucking biggest media pushers there is just being real disney they ain't going nowhere. Disney's going to pump. Disney's going to be trading at the Netflix 330s. Yeah, they're going to be pumping pictures of dicks for little kids to see drawn in cartoons and shit. I think they edited that all out in the new Disney Plus. Is that why you're buying it? No, I bought it because Disney Plus, if you have kids,

is the greatest motherfucking app on planet fucking Earth. Everything in one spot, man. All right, DJ, what's your stock tip? Wash it. I don't have stock tips. All right, wash your tip? Yep, wash the tip. That's about the best I can give you.

That's a good tip, man. I talk about what I know. It is a great tip. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to defer to the experts on stock tips. I know some very smart people. And this is what I would do if I were president, by the way. I would defer to intelligent people that know more than me. And then I would decide

if they're full of shit and then I would make my decision. So I would probably defer to somebody who knows more about that than me. I have a number of friends. Ed Milet knows more about stocks than me. You know more about stocks than me. Pretty muchet knows more about stocks than me. You know more about stocks than me. Pretty much everybody knows more about stocks than me. So my stock investment pick would be cash. I would recommend you do cash. And the reason why is because apparently a lot of people out there don't have enough cash to get through a week, much less six weeks. So I think that should be the, I'm being serious now. I'm not being stupid. I think the priority for a lot of people listening should be

to get yourself to a point where you can last, you know, two months, three months with cash. Without the government. Without the government. And I think that is a real tip. I know that's hard. And I know for a lot of people that takes a I think that is a real tip I I know that's hard and I know for a lot of people that takes a long time you might save for an entire year two years three years to get to that

point but I think we've all seen the value of having enough financial resources to stretch during a time where we might not be able to do anything because I'm going to tell you and you're not going to like this but those phased things that they're shoving right now that shit ain't going nowhere and there's going to be more situations that come that say hey you can't leave your house it's just happening we had it just is so if i were recommending something i would say save yourself enough money to live for a few months plus let's talk about another thing this gives you a lot of personal freedom. Why does it give you personal freedom? What do I mean? Do I mean you get to go

buy shit and you get to go travel where you want? That's not what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is if you can have two, three, four months of cash to now you have the flexibility to actually pick a career and you have some time to think about what you're doing strategically. So like maybe you hate your job, but the only reason you've stayed at your job is because you needed the money that a lot of people fall into that category and it creates unhappiness, right? And it creates a situation for the employer and the employee that isn't good. And I think a lot of people could resolve that issue for themselves if they could just get themselves in a position where maybe they could last a couple months without having to, you know, be broke. Struggle.

That's right. And so I think the tip for me that I would give people is evaluate your actual means, meaning you need to live below them. And I know that sounds funny coming from someone like me because I fucking have a ridiculous life, but I live way below my means, way below, way below. So I don't change that just because we started being more successful. You guys have to understand that when you have financial independence, which most of you don't have, most of you do not have it. You have a lot of debt and you have a low income. You have to flip-flop that shit

to where you have a better income and less debt. And so, you know, thinking like that is going to become more popular. I don't believe like what Gary Vee says where, you know, that means that people can't have nice shit and I don't believe like what Gary Vee says where, you know, that means that people can't have nice shit. And I don't believe that. But I believe that having nice shit should be like way at the end of the line of priorities. Right.

So I think that's just how I mean, that's how we were brought up. Fuck, dude. You know, I don't know how this is like. I think financial intelligence is low anyhow. So I know this, but what I'm saying is it seems normal to you and I because we were always taught that. But most people aren't. Most people are taught financial literacy by fucking rappers. Right.

That's the truth. By rappers. rappers right that's the truth by rappers by guys who say go out and buy fucking jordans buy buy uh balenciagas buy this buy that people spend a thousand dollars on a fucking pair of shoes when they make fucking 40 grand a year it's fucking crazy i don't know what a yeah exactly i'm i'm not super financially savvy yeah louie thing i'm not super financial savvy but dude i knew from a young age to separate needs and wants yeah you know but that's been that's been covaluted now right in society right it's mistaken dude a need so you needed you have a need for a car right get a honda you don't need a fucking lamborghini you know i'm saying it's a car it's the same thing

i was gonna say i actually was thinking i heard corona maybe there's a word i don't fucking know no i mean there are words that i don't know as smart as i am but i was like maybe he threw it you said something earlier too you said statistician or you you statistician's a real thing no statistician but you said it a different way i believe i believe in my head i was like i don't know no in my head now listen man sometimes my brain works faster my mouth that's truth wait so you so you're human does that happen to humans i thought it was a robot all right hey man look i think the bottom line of the show guys is okay let's just try to recap and stay on track here what are the points of the show? America's coming back. America first. Fucking

America, right? Sal, you agree with fucking America? I fucking love America. Me too. DJ, you like America? I like America. It's pretty cool. America's cool. I fucking love it. I do too. Fucking America. It's cool to pay taxes. That's a fucking point of the show. It's cool to be pro-America.

That's a point of the show. And if you're not and you burn a flag, you're going to catch a knuckle sandwich for someone. Yeah. That's reality. Get used to it. Get the fuck out. Yeah. Or go to fucking somewhere else.

I agree with that. I'm sorry, dude. Our fucking paternal grandfather fucking died for that fucking flag. Nobody, nobody's even seen his grave. I know. And dude, there's tons and tons and tons of fucking people just like that who died for that fucking flag to mean something and it pisses me off that it doesn't and what i'm saying to people is start having some motherfucking respect for the people who have paid a price

meaning their life basically didn't matter other than the respect of that flag our fucking paternal grandfather was like 20 fucking years old when he died shot in the fucking back for this country and you motherfuckers gonna go out there burn a flag in front of me no not flying and there's tons of other people who have died anonymously for this country. Tons and tons and tons. They have no family. They didn't have a chance to have kids. That's what people forget about what's been paid for this country. People say, well, yeah, but they remember them. No, there's a lot of young people who have died for this country who people don't remember because they didn't live long enough to have a fucking family think about that and you're

gonna burn this motherfucker no you're not and i'm sorry i will punch you in the motherfucking face if i see you burn a flag i just will and if you say oh he's threatening masculine toxin yeah that's exactly what the fuck it is you know you know what the worst arguments to counter that dude that i've heard personally and i just wanted to say. That's what they died for, to have the freedom. That is the by far stupidest counter argument you can have for that. There are certain things that are fucking sacred. And that's one of them. And I believe that.

That should be illegal. Well, you know what? You do that in other countries, you'll be freaking hanged and stoned to death. And cut your fucking head off in front of everybody. I mean, let's be honest. I'm all about freedom. That shit, that ain't fucking cool cool there's no place for that and and dude you know what so what else did we say don't burn flags um pay your taxes pay your taxes it's actually a fucking respectable thing and maybe you should take the dialogue and the viewpoint instead of drinking with your

buddies every friday and be like oh man uncle Sam fucked me and start thinking, oh man, Uncle Sam provides a fucking really nice life for me here in America. Maybe we should switch that narrative. That's the truth. And maybe we should start holding some of these companies accountable that are skating out on that obligation by not shopping there. Maybe that's the truth. Maybe it's also the truth that this group of dumb motherfuckers that doesn you know, doesn't know everything, which we don't here actually has some real things to think about. Like maybe you guys should stop rallying around shit that doesn't matter and start thinking about what does matter. And what matters is I think everybody's seeing right now is our ability to be healthy, our ability to get the

information, our ability to live our lives freely, our ability to do all the things this country was fucking founded upon. And we should do them. We don't, we don't have to listen to them tell us to stay home. We should social distance ourselves because it's the smart thing to do right now during a pandemic. We don't need a government to come in and lay down these fucking laws on us and these control. We don't need that. We don't need it. And if people go out and violate it and get fucking sick, well, guess what?

That's called natural fucking selection. And if people go out and go to Easter and get 40 fucking people sick, then guess what? That's karma because you knew the fucking risk. It was funny on that Vanity Fair article I was going to bring up. Fauci said, he was asked, what do you do if you're lonely

and you want to bring somebody over from, what are the hookup apps? The Tinder? The hookup apps, Tinder, right? You swipe on Tinder and you want to meet someone. And he's like, well, I guess you could like sit in the room with masks on and have a conversation if you like, which clearly this guy doesn't know what the fuck Tinder is, you know. But then he goes, and if you want to do more than that, well, I guess you have to evaluate the risk and make a decision.

That's the point. And that was yesterday that came out. That's the point. The point is we should evaluate the risk personally and make decisions personally. And then people will say, well, what about the people who are just out there spreading it around? Well, they're fucking stupid and you should all be able to recognize and stay the fuck away from them. How about that? You know what I'm saying?

We've removed personal responsibility out of America's DNA. Why is that? We're not dumb. We're not kids. We're not sheep. We're not this. We're not that. We're fucking people.

And we live here, and we bleed here, and we fought here to have certain rights and those rights do not get trounced upon whenever there's the next crisis and you motherfuckers in government need to start realizing that we actually don't need you to be our motherfucking moms and dads that's the truth so I don't even know where the fuck I was going with that, but the point is, the flag is awesome, America's awesome, pay your motherfucking taxes,

don't spread this shit around, DJ can't swim. Oh, fuck. You won one race. Yeah. Have a good weekend. And battle dicks. And battle dicks.

Battle dicks. I guess that's it. What else? I mean, two hours, that's a lot of battle dicks and fucking washingicks. Battle Dicks. I guess that's it. What else? I mean, two hours is a lot of fucking that's a lot of Battle Dicks and fucking washing your hands, bro. We got we got it. So we got solved. Who is the smarter and better looking?

Who has the bigger wiener? Yeah, we mean, Sal, we got that solved. What else we get solved, DJ? I think we solve the issue of entitlement. Do we? I think so. How so? People need to stop being so fucking entitled

You know Yeah but like We talked about this on the walk On the walk What's the real entitlement issue? See dude that's a whole other narrative That's switched that people aren't aware Remember what I said about the PC narrative

Being not cool right now It's not gonna come back as cool I'll tell you the other thing that's not cool right now The employee's entitlement. You have a lot of motherfuckers out there who think, like I saw a headline about, you know, some people bitching about going to work. Guess what, motherfucker? You don't have to go because there's 22 million motherfuckers out there that will gladly take your job. And so, dude, you know, these people who think they're going to, like, I'm just giving a warning, dude.

Just giving you a fucking warning. If you're out there right now and you've been vocal about your company sucking and this and that and this, this, this, you're not going to have a fucking job. Because now we're in demand. People need jobs. Before it was there were so many jobs, there wasn't enough people. Now there's so many people and not enough jobs and it happened in 30 fucking days so a lot of you people need to start appreciating your opportunities that you have instead of like saying because i'm gonna tell you right now any company that's worth a fuck that has any idea what they're doing if you have people out there on the internet and and in society bitching about their job they're gonna get fucking

fired period in a In one second. We've had to tolerate a lot of that shit as business owners for a while now where there's been this entitlement mentality. Like if you don't do enough for your employees and they're running the shit, that's changing now. It's going back to like,

holy fuck, dude, I'm thankful I have a fucking job. We don't owe you anything. Work for what you want. I believe that if you have employees, you should take care of them. And you should go above and beyond because they're the ones that are the lifeblood of your company. But I also believe that if someone doesn't appreciate being there, there's plenty of other people that will have that situation in one second. One hundred percent. So that's something that's changing too

that people got to be aware of a lot of the young people right now are going to unintentionally fuck themselves because they're not aware of what what's going on and a lot just like a lot of politicians you know people they've been able to say whatever they want free reign you know we demand this from our companies we demand that we demand fucking $20 minimum wage, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Guess what? You just lost all that shit. Now you're going to get treated fair, and if you don't like it, you're going to have a problem getting a job. That's the way it's going to work.

That's the way it's always been, by the way. It's been that way in America for fucking ever. Yeah, it just got clouded. Yeah, it got very clouded because we had 10, 12 years of really good times. A lot of the young people right now, the young, young people, like I'm talking about 25 and below, they're going to struggle with this. You know what I'm saying? What else did we hit on?

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