REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 243. Andy, Robert O'Neill, Dakota Meyer, Sal & DJ CTI: Colorblind Racism, CDC Misinterpretation & Ukraine
Episode Date: March 1, 2022In today's episode, Andy and the crew are joined by former United States Navy SEAL responsible for killing Osama Bin Laden, Robert O'Neill, and retired United States Marine & Medal of Honor recipient,... Dakota Meyer. They discuss the federal government considering it racist if you say you're colorblind about race, the CDC withholding COVID data over fears of misinterpretation, and Adam Kinzinger getting punked about the misinformation coming out from the Ukraine Front.Â
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What's up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to
the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality.
Guys, today we have Andy and DJ and Sal and Robin Dakota.
Cruising motherfucking internet.
That's right.
So we got something special for you guys.
If you noticed a few more names, it's because there are a few more people here.
And they're fucking incredible people.
And I'm going to read their bio because it's long as fuck. First, my good buddy, Rob O'Neill,
you guys might recognize Rob O'Neill because he's all over the fucking internet all the time with
good shit to say. And if you don't follow him, you should. But Rob O'Neill is one of the most
highly decorated combat veterans of our time. He served in the SEAL Team 2, SEAL Team 4,
and eight years at legendary SEAL Team 6. SEAL Team 4, and 8 years at Legendary SEAL Team 6.
You may remember that because there's a bunch of movies about it.
And there's a bunch of movies about him.
And he did something really incredible, including shooting Osama Bin Laden in the fucking face.
Thank you.
It was an honor.
Yeah.
I could use my favorite word, thrice.
Thrice.
There you go.
Three times in the face.
One trigger pull.
You know what i mean
our other guest uh dakota meyer was born and raised in columbia kentucky and is a father
and an american war hero dakota is a united states marine in 2007 he deployed to iraq
in 2009 and 10 he deployed to afghanistan for his actions in his last deployment to afghanistan
dakota became the first living united states marine in 41 years to receive the Medal of Honor.
After leaving the military, Dakota has continued his passion for serving.
He's an entrepreneur.
He's a father.
He's a veteran of the War of Afghanistan and was awarded the Medal of Honor for his actions during the Battle of Ganja.
Welcome, guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Appreciate having us.
I love that you guys are here today what the fuck about me oh is that a list too long to read hold on
well your bio is way too long i got this bio on the other side and then we got sal
doctor dr sal there we go all right listen guys i know these dudes in real life they're my friends
they're good dudes uh they have a book coming out tomorrow which would be today the day you're
hearing this tell us a little bit about the book you guys wrote uh dakota and i got together and
wrote a book called the way forward because uh i mean we'll get into it like we got a a dude from
montana who didn't know how to swim became a Navy SEAL. Like my joke, especially being here is,
uh, I could be on the cover of decent shape magazine.
Yeah.
Decent shape.
Not bad.
Uh,
I became a Navy SEAL and ended up in,
uh,
you know,
been Lod's bedroom and then kind of get thrust into the limelight.
And then Dakota,
um,
raising chickens,
male cheerleader,
medal of honor,
uh,
limelight.
And then it's like,
uh,
what now?
Like it's,
uh,
what do you do next?
It's not about living in the past.
What do we do?
What do we do now? Yeah. Yeah. And and that was kind of you know for us we came over
we obviously wrote books telling our stories of the battles we were in battles we were known for
but um you know you see this with a lot of people you know it's like uh when you keep telling that
same story that happened a long time ago it becomes the uncle rico syndrome yeah you know
for us it's kind of like what's the way forward what are you doing Like, okay, you were good one day, but like you suck today. So
like, how do you get better? And then, you know, what is the way forward and, and how do we, you
know, instill hope? You know, we've gone through some difficult times, but you know, everybody's
going through something, right. Everybody's going through something right now. And so how can we
instill hope in back into this country? Yeah, dude, I listen, what you guys have done, that would be an extremely
difficult thing, I think, for anybody that has done what you guys have done. Some of the biggest
things that people make movies about now, write history books about, you guys have accomplished.
And I could see where that would be something where you're like, man, I'm still a young man.
I've got a whole lot of life to give. How do we move forward? How do we get better? Yeah, what we were talking about today, you can join the military at 18, then you're like man i'm still a young man i've got a whole lot of life to give how do we move forward how do we get yeah well we were talking about today you can you can join the
military at 18 then you're retired at 38 you're not you're not done you got a lot of life left
in you what do we do next like and even with the whole uh i've had people say well uh you're a
former you're forming of a seal oh wait wait once a seal always a seal i'm like no i was a seal now
i'm not i was in high school i'm not in high school i'm not high school so now what do we do
and everyone's got a what next what now i think that's a healthy way to be though i think so too yeah
yeah i mean like at some point that varsity letterman got to be put up yeah no matter how
big the letter was exactly even if you could throw that football over the mountain oh i love that
everyone loves uncle rego but you know it's kind of hard not to love him but i mean i think that's
isn't that what life's about to be lived yeah you know stories are great to be told but it's
meant to be lived and i think that's a you to be told, but it's meant to be lived. And I think that's a, you know, honorable direction for both of you. I mean, you could live on those stories
for a long time and, and will, but it's a decision that you want to continue to live your life moving
forward. Cause at the end of the day, man, like that's a gift. That's real championship shit.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like people who accomplish big things and do big things
from what I've discovered from just being around some
highly successful people, you guys as well, you know, it seems like everybody who's a continuous
winner through life has that same mentality, you know? Well, because, you know, it's, it's, it's
like, you know, you, you put in the work to get to where you're at. Well, I mean, I, I planned to
be there a long time before I got there. Right. Like, you know, all the work,
like I knew why I was putting the work in. I knew, you know, obviously I didn't expect to get a medal
of honor, but you know, I, I, I expected to go fight. I expected to be tested. Like I trained
like it, you know, every single day, every opportunity that I had, I woke up and I, and I
gave all that I had. And so like, you know, yeah, I mean, I never expected to be a medal of honor
recipient because like, you know, when I was going through the Marine Corps, I just, those guys were just larger than life.
But, but to go in and to be in that fight that day and to do what I did, like, well, I already knew I was going to do that because that's why I woke up every day and I fought the way I did.
Right.
Well, no, it's just, you know, it's, it's, it's really cool.
I mean, this is life to me, right?
Like I had no idea that you guys were coming in today.
So I walked in.
Oh,
so you just want to jump on the show.
Pretty much.
We were talking about it.
I mean,
that's why I had this long bio of you.
In fairness to me,
I just found out eight minutes ago.
They're like,
Hey,
you're going to be in a show.
I'm like,
Oh,
well,
I guess I'll clear my schedule.
I mean,
you know,
these guys are probably worth clearing a couple hours worth.
You know,
thank you.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for doing that. My point being is, is, you know, life clearing a couple hours worth. Thank you for your service. Thank you for doing that.
My point being is,
life is a really cool journey.
And you never know.
I mean, if you'd have said,
how long ago was it when you shot Ozan?
It's been over 10 years.
10 years ago.
If you'd have told me in 10 years,
you'd be sitting in a room with that man,
shooting shit,
having our little fun conversation we had at lunch.
That was fun.
Yeah, and you think,
man, fucking life is so cool.
And it's meant to be lived.
And that's the point.
You can't retire it.
You have to constantly be progressing towards it.
And I think that's the beauty of the gift that we're all given every single day is you
can make anything out of life you want it to be as long as you're willing to continue
to show up, train, compete, have some fun, and just give it hell.
Yes.
One of my favorite quotes.
And again, I say this a lot.
I should remember who said it, but the quote is, wherever you are, be there. hell. Yes. One of my favorite quotes. And again, I say this a lot. I should remember who said it,
but the quote is,
wherever you are, be there.
Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, it's like,
you know, we get to do this.
You know what I mean?
Like, we get to wake up
and you get to come to work
to this badass facility.
Like, we get to sit here
and do this podcast.
Like, we get to do this.
Like, you know,
there's people right now
who are, you know,
that don't get to do this.
Right? And we get to do this. And like, if you look at everything who are you know that don't get to do this right and we get to do this and like if you look at everything no matter what it is whether it's a bad day or whether it's a shitty situation like you get to do this you get to see these
people you get to experience this right and that's you know when you change that mindset instead of
well i have to do this it's like no i i get to do this well i think we're talking about the uh
the mentality and the atmosphere here like and i was saying, I was up in your office, which doesn't suck.
And I was like, motherfucker, I would never not come to work.
I'm at work every day.
I get to do that.
I want to do that.
As opposed to I have to.
Yeah, dude.
It's look.
I think it's incredibly important for everybody to understand right now.
And we'll get into all this shit.
We're going to talk about the current situations going on in the world.
We're going to make fun of all you dumb motherfuckers really bad.
So keep listening.
It's going to get,
it's going to get funny for us and probably not for you.
But,
you know,
I think it's important to understand,
you know,
when you were saying a bad day,
bad week,
I started thinking because like,
I've been so fucking frustrated with the world lately to where i'm just totally like dude you know what
fuck you guys i don't have to do this shit i don't have to fucking come in here and try to get you
guys to understand what the fuck is going on i have to do anything and really dude you know what
that is that's me being a fucking pussy oh 100 like 100 like i i don't want to come on your
podcast but like that mentality yeah mentality, that's beta shit.
Yeah, I know.
That's a beta mindset.
But again, we all have that, right?
Yeah.
It just gets me fucking angry.
And then I'm like, dude, fuck you.
And I'm like, fuck you for two days.
And then I see them be dumber.
And I'm like, I'm back, bitches.
But you know on your camera, let's say your iPhone, you're going to pull your camera up.
I talk about the lens of life all the time.
And you pull your camera up, you're going to take, you know, I talk about the lens of life all the time. Right. And you pull your camera up and it's on auto-focus and it's
like, wow, I want, I want to focus on that water bottle, but it's focused on something else.
Right. When you start thinking like that, like you, you, you put it on auto-focus, right? You
didn't go back to manual focus. You need to dial that lens back into what you know, because I
promise you, whatever you think is bad, I can show you 10 things that are good right around it.
Yeah, for sure, bro.
Well, hey, guys, for those of you that listen to the show regularly, you know how this show works.
All right.
This is a CTI.
What's that mean?
About to cruise the motherfucking internet.
All right.
So what we're going to do is we're going to throw up three headlines and then we're going
to talk about how fucking stupid they are.
And then we're going to get into all the other shit. 100 uh what we got guys we got some good ones and as always uh if you
want to see these articles any pictures videos any of these links you can go to any for seller.com
and check them out and so with that being said our headline number one headline reads saying
you're colorblind about race is now considered racist by the federal government. What? By the federal government?
By the federal government.
All right, please expand.
Yeah, so this article just came out.
A race-based training program used by federal agencies claim, among other things,
that saying one is colorblind, meaning if people say, oh, I don't see color, right?
That is racist in and of itself.
And so this is now being pushed out.
The training is part of a newly revealed federal diversity program that greatly expands on the previous previously critical race theory trainings within the federal government.
So I got some things up here. These are some other things that if you say these things, you're apparently racist.
So one of them is, where are you from? That is now racist. If you ask someone, where were you born?
That is apparently not racist.
If you're asking an Asian American or Latino American to teach them words in their native language, that is racist.
And then if you tell somebody, quote, you are so articulate, that is not racist.
You're so articulate.
Bro, what the fuck ain't racist?
I'm not the only one thinking it.
Everything's fucking racist.
You know what the problem is with this shit, dude?
The real problem with it.
Like, as funny as it is, we make fun of this shit all day.
The problem with this shit is that, dude, it makes real racism impossible to see.
It does, yeah.
If everything's racist, then nothing's racist.
That's right.
We'd say that, too.
I mean, not the same as race, but when I was just getting out of the Navy, everything was special operations.
This is a special operator mechanic, special operator, admin person, a special supply.
It's like if everything's special, nothing's special.
That's right.
And with it, I don't, I mean, I don't even know where to start with that.
I don't want to get labeled.
You're so articulate.
Well, no, Dakota, I asked you earlier where you were from, so I apologize.
I microaggressed
You got to wash his feet
You better go over there and wash his feet
You got cash out bro
Dude what the fuck is going on
Where were you born
I'm going to start saying that I get cut off in traffic
Where were you born
Why are you so articulate
You know what I mean
Why are you so articulate Can know what i mean why are you so articulate can you imagine like
could you i mean so first off i mean this is the government putting this out so it's about as it's
about as good as you know the um the paper you wipe your ass with yeah but um could you imagine
going to your boss like could you imagine like going to hr being like hey um i really want to i
want to file a claim on Rob.
What did he do?
He told me I was articulate.
Bro, that's the problem is, though, dude.
Could you imagine?
That shit is happening.
Well, and because you didn't do anything about it, well, you've created a hostile work environment.
That's right.
He told me I was articulate and asked me where I was born.
Yeah.
Kidding me?
This is so fucking dumb.
It's almost like we're making it up. This is real bro this is real shit this is what we do all day that's why i said
you guys they were joking earlier walking through they're like hey you guys take your application
said fucking right you guys would be on the show every day we could make fun of these dumb fucks
all day long and you can pay for it'd be great who's who was joking yeah wait a minute and you can pay for it. It'd be great. Who's joking? Wait a minute.
And you work out.
I can't believe how well you asked me that.
Here's the thing.
Like the real talk.
How is this going to affect everybody moving?
Like I feel like, and dude, trust me,
I know I don't speak for everybody
because if we did, shit would be a lot different.
But how the fuck do you even operate a company or an organization when literally everything is
fucking racist? Like, where's business going? Where's society going? Like, we can't even look
at each other. Dude, when I was, we were just talking about how Dakota and I were talking about
in the lobby, Sal, you you were there about how when we grew
up and rob i'm sure you grew up the same exact way dude you'll get in a fist fight punch someone in
the fucking face and then have a beer with them afterwards yeah and that's it dude and like we're
not allowed to we're not allowed they don't they do not want us to ever get along ever again they
want us divided in every single subgroup they could possibly divide us into so that we can have no... Dude, when I was growing up, honestly, guys, when I was growing up,
I feel like the world was way less racist. Way less racist.
Oh, it was.
Way less. Yeah. I mean, look, but you know what they say, there's a reason they're trying to
divide us, right? Because what do you do when you divide?
Conquer.
Conquer. I mean's and this aspect of
it is just like i mean what all this is is like they're just trying to take accountability away
you can't talk directly to people like like what they're trying to do is they're trying to just
take all these things away so it creates weaker people right like oh i get offended like could
you imagine i couldn't imagine telling my dad i got offended by what somebody said i couldn't i
couldn't imagine saying that today like i could not imagine saying i'm offended by this headline or this person or what they said and what the
fuck is being offended like get what is that offended whatever i'll get on with it yeah
learn or fuck yourself but dude the problem is bro we we have no shit bro i didn't wipe your chin off dude the problem is we're bending over backwards for this shit like every fucking movie every
fucking tv commercial everything well hold on who is like so so no yeah we're not right exactly
right and i think the majority point the majority yeah i mean like don't like we get so spun up in
this like like oh like like, like any rules,
any rules, the government or any suggestion of what I can say and what I can't say is,
is I'm going to follow it.
No, I, I know what right and wrong is.
Yeah, that's right.
I don't, I don't, I don't, but guess what?
I'm not the guy that's looking around at life, like wondering what you're doing or you're
doing to make sure I'm doing it right.
Right.
Like I know what right and wrong is and I'll accept my, my, I'll take my lumps when I mess up and I'll say, I'm sorry when I mess up and guess what? I'm going
to get up and I'm going to continue to try again. I don't need anybody to tell me like, Oh, I
offended you. Well, did, did I offend you from a, was I wrong or was I offensive or did you just
not like what I fucking said? That's what the freedom of speech has come to. It's not, you can
say anything as you can say anything that doesn't offend someone and then they'll cancel you freedom of speech is being
i mean the freedom of speech protects idiots which you should be able to say stupid shit
that you're right i mean and look like an idiot and then people and you're gonna do whatever they
want they can eat fucking idiots yeah dude think about the government though in in this capacity
right now the double standard because now you have the president of the United States who goes out and seeks a black female judge, right?
Well, isn't that racist?
No, no, no.
Sal, he said when the seat came, first of all, they forced the other person out.
No, they did.
Yeah.
Secondly, he said on the day that they forced this person out that we are getting a black female.
He said that.
But isn't that racist
no wait of course it is but then today or yesterday whenever he announced it uh that they put her in
he fucking said i went and researched the highest quality candidate the most qualified like all the
shit that it actually should be right and you know what bro if she actually was that nobody would
have a problem with it right but the problem is is when you say that i'm only looking for this now you cancel out all these
which is discrimination yes but what's anti what this country's about and that's here's the
important two thing here's the important part too because we got to keep in mind okay black justice
is cool well we got thomas who biden openly fucking uh wanted out right and so it's like
yeah and there was multiple other other situations and so this was a complete color
dude the media the media i've seen the media say the first like the first black justice
motherfucker there's been a black justice for 30 fucking years and biden called him a colorful
word but you know what's even worse though like like I know he did like I get that like oh yeah yeah 100% racist but what's even worse is is for that person who
who let's say she is qualified yeah let's let's say that that she's the most qualified that's right
she's best you just took away any chance of her her entire achievement for working hard because
now everyone's just going to think that oh well, well, you're just in there because you're, you know, they, they want you because you're black. Right.
That's right. And so it's just, it's like, they're not, it's, it's, they're not doing anything
to help anyone. They're not empowering anyone. And they know that. And they know that. And that's
the most fucked up part of this whole wokeness. You're not helping anyone. No, you're hurting.
You're hurting them. Right. Like, dude, them. Let's just say, I don't know.
I'm going to admit this.
I do not know because I didn't look into it.
I don't know how qualified she is.
Well, I didn't look into it.
I'm just saying what I know.
I didn't fucking look at it.
Me neither.
Okay?
But let's just say she is the most qualified.
And then the biggest fucking accomplishment that will ever be in her entire life, most likely,
is to be nominated Supreme Court.
Pretty big fucking deal.
Huge deal.
Okay.
Is now because she was black.
Could you imagine walking in, like, let's talk doctor's office, right?
Because, look, that's where the equalizer is at, either in the gym or the doctor's office, right?
And the doctor's office, if it's a serious illness, like, they want the best.
They don't care could you imagine like has anybody ever walked in
you know needing open heart surgery and said hey um hey i need a i need a white a white male
to do my open heart surgery no they want or they want the best it doesn't matter what color you are
yeah right who's the best like i don't care what they look like i don't care what sexual preference
they have imagine getting on a fucking airplane and saying,
hey, is your pilot speaking?
Is your pilot LGBTQ with blue hair?
Right.
I got to be honest.
Is that what they are?
Because if they aren't, I'm out.
In that particular situation, though,
if I was going in for my prostate exam,
I'd ask for a very small female.
You know what I mean?
I'm not asking for the best.
I need the smallest hands.
Yeah, it makes it look bigger.
Yeah, well, that's true. Yeah it makes it look bigger Yeah well
That's true
Small hands make it look bigger
And it goes in a little easier
I don't know if you know
Where the prostate is there Dakota
But it's not going down
In a way we
It's going up the butt there buddy
Oh it does
Hey bro when you were
You're not old enough
They do no hands
Well they do no hands
When you guys were out
On missions and shit
Did you get lost a lot
No
I was always lost.
You know what I mean?
You got kids, right?
Yeah.
You know how it works?
Huh?
You know how it works?
No.
No.
No clue.
No clue how it works.
Dude, I got my first prostate exam a couple months ago, and I tried to save a buck or
two, so I went to a show.
Yeah, you did to me.
I'll tell you what, though.
The lights dim, and he starts playing some background music.
How'd you feel when he had his two hands on your shoulders?
I would have hidden bought the toaster anyway.
That wasn't prostate.
That was a massage.
That worked.
Rob called me.
He's like, man, everything was kind of normal until I walked in.
He said, the doctor's good.
Hey, just put your pants over in the corner next to mine.
He said it was normal.
I bet you asked for a black guy that time.
He actually scheduled mine.
Referral. Word of mouth business.
I got a second opinion.
All right.
So we all agreed this is fucked up.
It's completely fucked up.
All right, let's see.
You got to process the exam.
All right, guys.
Our headline number two.
Headline reads,
CDC withholding COVID data
over fears of misinterpretation.
Article reads,
the CDC has admitted
it is withholding large portions
of COVID-19 data,
including on vaccine boosters from the public,
because it fears the information could be misinterpreted.
The leading public health agency has only published a small sample of data
that has been collected despite being two years into the pandemic.
Kristen Nordland,
a CDC spokeswoman said the reason for the slow release of data is quote,
because basically at the end of the day, it's not yet ready for prime time.
Yeah. People are too raw about it right now. They get mad. We got to wait a couple of years for everybody to forget about it.
Exactly. She added that the CDC's priority when gathering any data is to ensure that it's accurate and actionable.
And at the same time that, you know, everybody's pulling back on all of this, you know, COVID
narratives and all of that, um, they're pushing out this national vaccine pass that has been
quietly rode out.
And, uh, red States are also getting on board with that.
Look, they're not here.
So I want you to like, if you can research this real quick, I did something on this the
other day.
Um, look how long that they're withholding it 70 years 70 years yeah
well everybody in this room will be dead yeah of course 70 years they're trying to listen let me
translate this whole turn it back put it back i'm gonna translate 70 years all right here it is
oh shit dude probably did cdc withholding coveted over fears of misinterpretation here here's here's the real translation for everybody that's dumb yeah um we lied we're caught and oh fuck
someone quick bump kiev yeah no exactly no shit no shit exactly bro imagine being one of these
people that knows what they just did like all the dude we have to like let's really break this down
they fucking made people wear a mask all right that's where it started that's where that is
where it started that was team building that's like okay are you with us or against us that
was a culture building moment for everybody um now if you don't wear a mask your grandma killer
all right uh and that somehow went all the way down the line to you have to take this vaccine that we developed
in 12 fucking months uh or less and or else you're fired all right uh we in between there we closed
hundreds of thousands of businesses we put millions of people out of work we killed who
knows how many people by withholding uh hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, which by the way, was unknown effective therapeutic in April,
2020,
the Pentagon just released the fucking document that shows it.
All right.
We covered it on the show a few episodes back.
So this whole time printed trillions of dollars printed,
printed the more 40% of the money that's ever been made was printed during
this time.
All right.
Your gas costs three
times four times five times as much your food costs four times which is going to 10 times
motherfuckers um what else did they do i mean we could go on and on and on and on and on and on
you gotta figure they uh uh only businesses that were necessary stay open so they kept the liquor
stores open that's right and but stay home stay drunk we kept the liquor stores open. That's right. But stay home, stay drunk.
We're going to give you a ballot.
That's right.
So take advantage of that.
And then they shuffled all the money
into these big corporations
that killed mom and pop,
destroyed the middle class.
Oops.
Oh, we don't want to withhold the data
because it could be misinterpreted.
Motherfucker, we already know.
We get it.
We're the ones that got affected by it,
not you people making the rules.
You guys continue to do your own shit.
Jeff Bezos is spending money to redo bridges in Europe so his fucking super yacht can go under it.
He's doing fine.
They're dismantling the fucking bridge and putting it back together so he can run his fucking yacht through it.
And you motherfuckers think this is about fucking health?
That is some big dick energy, though.
Well, I mean, I got a yacht that fucking big.
Money fight, motherfucker.
I'm not hating on
anybody's wealth at all ever bro like i want to be i want to be there one day i don't do too well
on ships you know i'm saying you always gotta why are you always gonna be racist bro why offended
why i don't why i don't understand why you wouldn't just don't ask me where i'm from so
we're all good you're very articulate in that but dude like these people look listen you motherfuckers are caught you're caught they're
buzzing we all know we're gonna demand accountability and which i think is the
reason they're fucking pushing for this big ass fucking war because they you know it's
fucking crazy though half the people still aren't i saw a dude the other day obviously a middle-aged
white liberal balding guy with a mask on that said, if you can read this, you're too close.
Go fuck yourself.
Bro, stay home.
Let's see.
Stay home.
Dude, I saw this one black dude.
He had a mask on.
I said, I can't breathe from the George Floyd shit.
I'm like, well, take the mask off.
Take the mask off.
Bro, bro.
Bro, we were in fucking Atlantic City, bro.
That's an improvement.
Oh, man.
Oh, man. Oh, man. Hey man it doesn't seem like it's safe
in here dude dude we were in atlantic city this motherfucker sitting across from the fucking guy
at the casino all right white liberal dude sits down and there's a mask and his mask said uh what
did it say it said biden. It said Joe Biden on it.
And you said something.
Remember that?
No, we're sitting there playing fucking blackjack, right?
And so, you know, what kind of jack?
Yeah.
That's racist.
That's racist.
Why does it got to be a blackjack?
Clear jack.
Well, I couldn't count because math is racist.
We're playing jack of color.
No, we're sitting there fucking, we're sitting there like, you know, just like how we are.
And there's another table there.
Right.
And so I'm sitting here, but I can see that guy looking at me like this,
and he has his fucking Biden mask on, right?
And he goes, you guys should have your mask on.
I said, you should go fuck off.
I said it like super loud.
And the fucking pit boss come over and shit like that.
He's like, who said that?
I'm like, the fucking guy left up.
He left up, took his chips, and walked off.
He thought that he thought that
he thought DJ
was going to be the only guy with him.
He was like,
hey,
we're bros.
DJ's like,
get the fuck out of here.
But dude,
that's the fucking racism right there.
Like this motherfucker,
he must've,
this motherfucker looks at a black man
and thinks,
oh,
because I'm,
I'm,
I'm this.
I'm with him.
No,
you ain't motherfucker.
That's the fucking internet.
This is real life.
When they were calling Larry Elder the black face of white supremacy.
Oh, that's what we call DJ.
Yeah, I actually had a time away before that.
DJ's his counterpart.
Oh, you guys know Larry?
Larry's cool as fuck.
He was just here.
Yeah, Larry's awesome.
Yeah, I definitely had that name before.
I'm just saying.
Just saying. Well, anyway, the point is, what the here. Yeah. Very awesome. I definitely had that name before. I'm just saying. Just saying.
Well, anyway, the point is, what the fuck?
Yeah.
The best point.
The problem with this.
You just changed the name of this show to what the fuck.
What the fuck.
Yeah.
But the problem is, like, so, like, you see all of these fucking states, they're now pulling
back on this data, right?
Because they've been caught.
Right?
So, everybody's, like, I mean, we had it here in St. Louis, in St. Louis County.
Everything's lifted, which, by the way, ain't been following it anyway.
But all these fucking left leaning cities are all pulling all their shit back.
Well, did you see what Michelle Walensky tweeted the other day?
I have it right here. CDC director Rochelle Walensky today.
This is four days ago, three days ago.
We want to give people a break from things like mask wearing when our levels are low
and then have the ability to reach for them again should things get worse in the near
future.
It's about a precedent.
Yeah.
You guys.
And they're rolling out this vaccine pass.
So it's like.
People are like, oh, it's over.
No, it ain't.
It ain't even close to over.
No.
It's not even close to over.
As long as they can make money with pharma, they're going to keep printing it.
It's bigger than that.
There's only one color that matters in the world.
Green.
It's green.
That's it, dude.
That's racist.
That's fucking racist.
You don't have a leg to stand on, I guess.
That's us the third one.
Well, listen, it's the last day of this month.
See you guys in 11 more months and keep it moving
oh it's black history okay but yeah man so like i mean they're rolling out these vaccine
i mean what do you guys think of this shit i mean i i think it's look i mean i think it's
it's insane right i mean i mean again i think it's just it's a money money making ploy you
know it's like and obviously they have to, they have to, they have
to hold back this information. They can't release it. Yeah. Cause if they do, I mean, it's on,
I mean, it's on, like you talk about the one thing you can't do, like you can go up there and you
make these decisions and, and yeah, the border, you know, obviously people don't like where the
borders, a catastrophe, you got things going overseas, but when you start like the, the big
threat that you have inside the United States is when you start taking food out of like middle class you start you start fucking with the
middle class you start fucking with the middle class here you start taking somebody who gets up
like look you can put these restrictions or you gotta follow this like you can you can tweak them
a little bit and they're gonna do whatever it takes because their heads down their ass is up
and they're out there trying to survive they're trying to survive but i tell you what, you start doing things where they can't pay their bills,
you start doing stuff to where this man goes out
or this woman goes out, this single mom, single dad,
and they go out and they're busting their ass
and they're working as hard as they ever could
and they can't pay their bills.
That's happening.
I'll tell you right now.
It's over.
Yeah, well, again,
if they can find exactly who to blame.
Yeah.
So that's the problem you're facing, the enemy.
And that's what's so crazy about this Russia-Ukraine shit is because i've said this a couple of times but the same
thing that happened after 9-11 it's like we if you gave if you give the american people a face a name
an enemy we'll get behind it right and so with all of this coming out right now there's a there's a
huge calling for accountability and i think overwhelmingly we just want somebody to be mad
at right doesn't matter why we're mad we just want somebody to be mad at well there was i this
isn't my joke but you see that dude uh that from parliament india he said you know why they don't
play cricket in china because they ate all the bats not my joke i didn't say that i just asked
where the bat was from i mean hey that's a good joke thank you it wasn't mine I think we need to
identify an enemy
Indians are pretty funny
sometimes
nobody
oh shit
where you from
nobody
that joke keeps
riding itself
I love this
I'm gonna be able
to say that to people
now out in the street
I have no idea
that I'm calling them
whatever
racial slur
you know what the best
part is
you could be a racist
without everybody
knowing
that's what they want everybody to think.
We're all racist and we don't want anybody to know.
Motherfucker, if we were all racist, you'd fucking know it.
You're very articulate with that.
No, you're 100% right.
And guess what?
Because everything in life does add up.
There's always a reason for everything, right?
And so somebody does need to be held accountable.
But the issue is that we're getting at the end of this COVID thing get to the end of this covet thing and we're starting to look
for who to hold accountable and guess what we're getting closer like the american people are
getting closer to find out who it is well look at this distraction exactly yeah right but by the way
hey we could tie i'll tie those dots together for everybody here in a minute uh it's the same
motherfuckers spoiler alert but i mean they made the same thing nowers. Spoiler alert. But I mean, they made it the same thing.
You get something like,
okay, we all can agree
that Putin's an asshole.
Civilians dying in Kiev suck.
Yeah.
They've made it left and right now.
Yeah.
You said this against
Zolensky.
Bro,
it's no different than George Floyd.
It's no different than George Floyd.
With George Floyd,
you had to post a black square
or you were fucking
racist piece of shit.
It's the same thing
with all of their shit, bro.
I know.
Now it's,
you either stand with Ukraine and don't say shit about what's going on
or you fucking, you're a piece of shit like Putin.
You love Putin.
Yeah.
You're a traitor to America.
That's it, dude.
It's a brilliant chess move.
It is.
It's a brilliant chess move
because what they're doing
is they're playing with words
to take the actual reasonable common sense american and make them
look like they're some sort of traitor to this country the patriotic people that love america
that stand for america that stand for fucking freedom that ask questions of our government
that ask questions about now all of a sudden we're the fucking domestic terrorists yeah we're the
we're we're the we're the uh the traitors get the fuck out of here dude but at the
end of the day the forefathers were considered terrorists would have been considered terrorists
in this day and age exactly bro exactly all revere was and by the way they they represent
they the people saying this represent only like 20 of the people at maximum and you could see
that in every single poll every single poll that's put out shows that it's 80 20 it's 80
percent people with common sense and it's 20 dumb fucks yeah and those dumb fucks are now labeling
us with this thing in in ukraine uh people who just ask questions as somehow putin i call it
because like yeah because that's what they call it trademark this shit yeah right like we're all
pootler lovers like dude get the fuck out of here no that's what they call it. Trademark this shit. Yeah, right. Like, we're all pootler lovers.
Like, dude, get the fuck out of here.
No, that's not what anybody's saying.
What people are saying is like,
maybe we should figure out what exactly the fuck is going on.
Here's how dumb they think we as American voters are.
They're talking about the greatest turnout in voter history,
the most popular president in history,
and still they're going,
and we got to talk about voter suppression.
What the fuck?
We had more voters ever,
the most popular president in history, apparently their shit dude what i figured
out and dude you guys are on msm all the time like here's what i figured out about this is what
my opinion is about people right now they have the shortest memory oh god damn you of any it doesn't
matter what you did a year ago it doesn't matter what you did a month ago it matters what they say
today on the television i don't know motherf still remember delta airlines for some reason huh yeah yeah well that's different
but yeah i got banned yeah but i mean like dude still banned yeah yeah how the fuck i'll say i'll
say this you know it's one thing him and him and bin laden have in common they were both on no fly
list holy shit good well two things at one time they both touch the same bullet
seriously imagine that like i want people to really consider what he just said like for real
yeah this is the man who shot osama bin laden and killed him and he's banned from an american
airline or a delta airline flight domestically wherever wherever, for anything. Cause you wouldn't,
wouldn't wear a mask.
I know.
I know.
I had nine mass with me.
I took a selfie cause I was pointing out the hypocrisy of,
so you just served me this drink and these nuts and these nuts.
You can't miss that.
I fed myself that punchline,
but I took a selfie.
I did tweet it.
I said,
I'm not a pussy,
which whatever.
And the problem,
one of the problems too, was there was a dude behind me with a USMC hat that I didn't see.
And they said, you're calling Marines pussies.
I'm like, actually, no.
I didn't notice a guy.
And fuck, what?
And then I landed.
Jessica's yelling at me.
What'd you do?
You're on New York Times.
Yeah, I knew before.
Anyway, I got banned.
I got banned because the woke crowd went after Delta.
Well, what are you going to do about this guy?
And they call.
I had a flight the next day.
Here's what I would do.
I would give you your own fucking airplane.
And here, you guys can have it and fly it around wherever the fuck you want
i mean shouldn't that be the way that we treat fucking people who are american heroes honestly
like i'd be cool with not paying taxes there you go you know what hey if you ever like me i'll
fucking make it happen because that's that's real shit how how disgusting is it that that that's that's disgusting yeah yeah i mean it's it's
it's insane that we've gotten there how does that make you fucking feel bro oh it's whatever it's
no no like for real doesn't it like i was surprised because delta was i love flying delta
yeah and then i had i had a i had a flight the next day on delta one like a bed c from new york
to la and i was all excited they called me by, like, you're banned. I'm like, what? For your selfie. I'm like, what?
I mean, whatever. It's a woke bullshit.
If you spend too much time getting pissed
about it, whatever.
Listen, you're a good-spirited,
easy-going dude for the most part.
Like, I get that, but like, I'm going to tell you
right now, that's fucked up. Oh, it's fucked up. I agree.
But I mean, me bitching about it's not going to, you know,
whatever. I'll fly American.
I'll fly United. Is that American?
Just imagine had they asked you where you were born.
You would have been offended.
I should have just said that.
Jesus.
I'm identifying as someone who's offended.
Sir, you're banned from this.
Did you just assume my gender?
That's what I would...
Oh, yeah.
Well, you should have articulated your post a little better.
Get over here and suck mommy's dick.
Oh, fuck, man.
All right, our third and final headline for you guys.
Headline number three.
Headline reads,
Adam Kinzinger gets punked again.
More misinformation coming from the Ukraine front.
So this is a Gateway Pundit article.
So this article reads,
we've reported on various stories coming out of Ukraine
that are misinformation.
We have identified more misinformation
and another tweet from Adam Kinzinger
that is, quote, fake news.
So we reported on the ghost of Kiev
and the fact that the whole story was garbage.
We've also reported on the representative Adam Kinzinger
from the J6 witch hunt retweeted it.
Now there's more.
Identify more garbage coming from Ukraine.
Another tweet from Kinzinger.
That is fake news.
His latest tweet, misinforming his followers, shows a picture of children waving at soldiers.
It's a moving picture.
Here's the picture here.
There's a tweet.
But it actually came out that the picture is actually from four years ago, as mentioned
and mentioned by Cat Turd. You, um, as mentioned and, and,
and,
and mentioned by cat turds.
I think he's funny as fuck.
And by the way,
all the shit he says always is true.
Always true.
No one knows who he is.
I've been on his podcast.
I'm talking to a fucking cat.
No shit.
Like he had his producer and another dude and then the fucking cat.
He sent me,
he sent me cups.
I love cats are in his book.
You almost have to not you,
you all for what he does and says says you almost have to be someone that
no one knows.
Yeah.
But he's telling the truth every time.
He is.
What's he sound like?
We sounds like an old white guy who I don't know where he's from.
That's racist, bro.
I can't dig myself out of this.
You want to know where he's from?
Yeah.
But here's the articulate.
But here's another one.
So they've been calling out quite a bit, though.
Here's another one.
So this was a CNN tweet that went out.
It says, journalist Bernie Gores executed in Kabul by Taliban soldiers.
Right?
So there's this guy.
This tweet is from August of, what date is that?
2021.
But then here's another tweet from CNN in Ukraine.
Saying that he was killed.
Exactly.
That he was killed just a couple days ago.
And not only that, Bernie is not even his fucking name.
But like, I mean, you guys have seen this one.
There's a cardboard AK-47s, right?
So, I mean, it's just a lot of misinformation coming out.
I love how they fucking pose this.
Like, would you think of like
ukrainians and russians this is exactly what the fuck they look like like the motherfuckers
wearing a tracksuit like like he looks like every fucking prototypical ukrainian russian
yeah yeah fucking movies he just ripped the heater and threw it in the
that trigger discipline is pretty fucking good i'll be honest on that i hate to get hit with a
cardboard bullet.
You know what that looks like?
That looks like those, you know,
like those hostage photos
we used to have to shoot, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's exactly what that looks like.
The dude with the cell phone?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, yeah, I mean,
I hope, seriously,
I'd like to think.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I don't mean to cut you off,
but I have to do this.
What's that?
Who fucking told you so? Oh, yeah. Go listen to the last episode, motherf hold on. I don't mean to cut you off, but I have to do this. What's that? Who fucking told you so?
Oh, yeah.
Go listen to the last episode, motherfuckers.
I fucking told you this shit was fucking fake
before everybody fucking told you it was fake.
And you know why I told you it was fake?
Because it was fucking fake.
Now you know.
All right, please go on.
I just hope someone's having fun with this.
Like someone's making those memes on purpose
to see how far they can push it.
Because that dude, Phil, the white guy that got killed in afghanistan and in ukraine i mean that's some funny shit and
they had dudes were doing pictures of the ghost of kiev but they would put their face on it and
like some people retweeted it and it's the comedian it's his face and they're it's like
dude the media is putting out the pictures that are being photoshopped from the people clowning
the media what the fuck is going on dude they're showing footage from
fucking video games man or fucking war people are eating it up dude up man like people running from
damn buildings and all of a sudden you see monster feet i know new york city
the internet's finally catching on though like i see i saw a meme today and it showed like this
dude swimming and it was like the ukrainian soldier aquaman took out 17 russian subs with a knife
like well that goes to kiev shit too not just with the pilot but other shits catching on like
dudes running around eating all the hamburgers and all this shit bro it it's it's crazy like
it's crazy you don't know what you don't know what's real and no and that's on purpose that's the point that's the point you know so they want us to to not know what the fuck
is going on so that they can say your choice is only to stand with us that's it isn't it yeah
and like dude i'm at the point now was that ben laden or just some dude scared dude behind a
short chick my My bad.
Was it the Matrix?
Well, somebody had a bad day.
That's why we got home so early.
I was like, we got to get the fuck out of here.
Fuck, dude.
I don't even know where to start on this shit.
I mean, this dude is tough.
Dude, you know what?
It's frustrating.
It's very frustrating for me
because I've really tried to bring light to what i think is going on and we did that
show on friday and you know i got a bunch of fucking people saying oh you're fucking you're
a putler worshiper right no i'm not at all actually i fucking think putin's a piece of shit
but here's something i do know about putin putin loves fucking russian people putin loves russia
putin fucking cares about his own country just like other president that we used to have cared about
fucking america all right and when you when you have leaders and countries that represent their
people that's called nationalism that's that's called he's a patriot in russia that's what people
don't understand russian people now not the fucking liberal far left, like the dude does bad shit.
He kills gay people.
He does a lot of fucking fucked up shit.
But what people fail to understand is he's not acting with his interests in mind right now.
Like, oh, I want to conquer Russia and take the Balkans and this and that and this.
Bro, he's trying to disarm this country that all the other countries are collectively arming and that's
what's happening it's it's it's if texas were to fucking secede from the union and and china and
fucking russia decided they're going to start putting military bases in fucking texas and i
was president what would you guys have me do i mean i don't there's a there's a lot there i don't know
what the fuck um yeah i know i mean i the thing with the civilians bothers me there I don't know what the fuck yeah I know I mean the thing with the civilians
bothers me too
I don't know how they would
how did we get to where we are
yeah
I don't know how it got there
I mean Putin's a piece of shit
yeah
but I guarantee
he wants the Soviet Union back
he's still pissed
and we went out there
quoting Vladimir Lenin
and Joseph Stalin
and Nikita Khrushchev
he's looking for the big picture
big win
which would be the Balkans
but I don't know how we got
I mean
because Ukraine is spinning into something we're like hey look at all of us now so you get
fucking like germany wants to fight it's been 100 years since that happened yeah but they got
sweden sending shit and i heard uh you know they get playstations from i'm kidding it's dave
so what uh no but i mean how did we get to where we are like everyone all of a sudden now you're
this side again it's like it's it's almost like they're taking advantage of a crisis
they are spinning it dude people have been mentally abused the last fucking two years
two weeks to flatten the curve yeah and and now it's like okay you guys who are with the narrative
there and some of you guys that realize it was bullshit now we have to get serious and we have
to unite over here for this cause well it's become partisan as fuck too and not and not ask any
questions about anything.
Not allowed to anymore.
Yeah, questions there.
You're either here or there.
People got to understand, Russia was going to take Ukraine regardless.
It was inevitable.
Whether it was going to be by military force, what we're seeing here.
Well, did you see his fucking address?
Did you see his address?
I watched it.
Putin's, yeah.
Putin's?
I watched some marbles, I'll tell you what.
Huh?
He's lost some marbles.
He's getting pissed.
Yeah, but did you see what he said?
No.
He said, so, well, it was like 40 minutes long.
They didn't show the whole thing on TV.
They showed it on the fucking internet.
And basically what he said, for two weeks leading up to the conflict, him and Zelensky
were saying, hey, dude, we don't want to have a war.
The Western media is instigating a fucking conflict.
I agree with that.
Okay?
So these guys are saying this for two weeks, and now the Hillary information comes out war what the western media is instigating a fucking conflict i agree with that okay so these
guys are saying this for two weeks and now the the hillary information comes out about them making up
the the tie between russia and and trump okay that comes out a week later that's true yeah a week
later we're in a war fucking in ukraine like people don't i mean it takes a while to destroy
all of hunter biden's laptops
that's what i'm saying bro but i but i like i totally i hear what you're saying 100 but like
first off i don't believe a fucking word that comes out of putin's mouth yeah right as much
as i don't believe a do you believe the word that comes out of joe biden's mouth no well same thing
back right so yeah yeah i guess if if putin was being honest that okay you're you're you're looking at it from the right lens
yeah ukraine's fuck who do you think is who do you think lies more well i mean yeah i mean i again
right so but my point of it is is look i don't think any of us i definitely know these two we
me and rob we didn't we don't give a fuck about ukraine right first thing no i didn't
know coming out well first thing they're not gonna invade yeah because i thought we'd been
rational but and i was like take 2022 take ukraine right like there's there's nobody there's nobody
who does not want to go get in i mean then we like to fight right but there's nobody who does
not want to go get another senseless war more than us yeah um so take ukraine but don't take it the way
you're doing it right like like don't like you can't you know at the point that you stop humanizing
what's going on like and i and i hear you well two it's only 200 civilians well the fear that
they're putting inside we don't know that that's just what the
report well again yeah again so let's say 200 civilians yeah well the fear that they're putting
in these civilians and i'm not talking about one day of a plane crashing in and into the trade
towers it's years of decades you're talking about motherfuckers that are there right now these people
can't go home these kids can't go to school like i don't care how you're doing it, but this ain't the way.
Right?
This is not the way.
And I'll say this.
Ukraine didn't cross the border.
They might have put people around their border and they might have been arming the border.
They didn't go across Russia.
They're not killing Russian civilians.
How many Russian civilians died?
I don't know.
Well, there you go. Dakota, can I challenge you on this?
Yeah.
Our own government did it to us.
Do your kids go to school during COVID-19? Because mine didn't. Well, there you go. Dakota, can I challenge you on this? Yeah. Our own government did it to us. Do your kids go to school during COVID-19?
Because mine didn't.
Well, check.
But again, I got you, right?
You did mine?
Yeah, mine never missed a day.
Yeah, mine never missed a day.
Neither did mine.
But my point being is, look what happened.
How much fear was put down through our society.
Oh, God.
That's what they're living on.
Our people are operating in fear now.
I mean, there are still people who wear masks.
They're afraid of everything.
They're afraid.
I mean, to the point, you're too close, right?
You're too close.
If you can read this, you're too close.
That same fear that they're using with power from weaponry is the same fear that they're
using now through disease and through vaccination.
It's also the same fear they're going to instill when they start to move to digital currency,
the same fear they're going to move.
Like, you don't want to make a move right now in fear of being canceled, right?
You don't want to make it. Oh, no shit. It's the exact same fear they're going to move. Like you don't want to make a move right now in fear of being canceled, right? You don't want to make it.
Oh, no shit.
So it's the exact same fear that's being led.
And I have not been to war.
So I don't understand the, you know,
you guys speak of a place where you have been there
and understand like what's going on with the population.
You know, when you're driving these people into the subways
and the children and the moms and the dads,
like that's lifelong shit.
That's not one week shit
right but that's no different i don't feel than what's happening to our children here
um i mean i mean i mean it is right i mean i got i understand i understand for for us in this room
who live a pretty privileged lifestyle very that yeah in our perspective from our perspective yeah this is it's fucked up what's happening here
and it is and it is right but like we're not talking about putting masks on we're not talking
like these people can't make a decision they're getting this like like it's their lives they're
gonna fucking die they could die over these bombs slinging through the city like it's not about
making it it's not about not going to school or not putting them out.
And I got it, right?
Yes.
It's the same concept.
Same concept.
But you can't, as Americans, as Americans who we have the most privileged life on the
planet, I would argue.
Oh, we do.
Well, remember-
The most freedom.
We cannot turn a blind eye to the like fuck the governments right like
fuck them both but we cannot turn a blind eye to human suffering okay what about the human
suffering in somalia though we're still bombing the shit out of somalia 100 well i'm saying like
there's i'm sure there's kids in somalia too what about the criminals being released by these
defenders you know by these public defenders who are murderers and child rapists and they're going
right back into the society.
You do have to live in fear in some sense.
I know it's not the same.
But there's not, again, we're trying to compare regulations and mandates to tanks, air overhead,
and missiles slinging through our cities.
To be clear, I'm trying to compare fear.
Fear.
Led by fear. 100 and but but again like it's just we cannot you know we that this is what
america does right like like we cannot take a blind eye turn a blind eye to human suffering
right like and that's and i get you yeah the fear fucked up. Like it is. But on the backside of it, like right or wrong.
I mean, America, America, America chose this, right?
Like this administration's in there, right?
Like people can show up in both.
Well, I mean, like that, that's a whole bigger topic.
But at the end of the day.
I understand where you're coming from.
Where you're coming from is right is right, wrong is fucking wrong.
If you don't believe in the democracy. democracy so so now you're talking two different things
if you don't believe in the democracy of of this country you know well then then there's a way to
fix that right and is there well well yeah i mean i'll tell you right now we outnumber all those
motherfuckers in dc right i'm just saying that we got more guns okay right but here's my point and what i'm saying all right we may be at a point now where our democracy is no longer functioning we don't know
yet all right i i'm with you i don't think yes i i don't think it is either and i believe my
personal belief and you guys i believe they stole this election i i i agree but let me tell you okay so so that means that we have people in
office that shouldn't be in office 100 okay now if we have people in office that shouldn't be in
office is our obligation still to follow their fucking orders do you no i don't so no that's my
point that's my point right like right i point, right? Like, I mean, I was in the military under
contracts, under people who told me what to do and it's obedience to orders. And I, I followed
the fucking ones that I knew were right. And it says lawful order, right? I, I, I know I I'm a
good person. Yeah, you are like, I, I fuck up a lot, right? I say a lot of dumb shit, but at the
end of the day, I still live life on my own terms. Well, no, give me the example you gave me about being your EMT.
Yeah, which aspect?
The dude at the bottom of the pond.
Yeah, I mean, look, you know, it's like I accept the risk.
You know what I mean?
I accept the risk of, you know, I don't care.
You know, when I show up on a scene, however the person got there, right?
We had a guy Tuesday drove, Tuesday, uh, drove a
truck out to the middle of this pond. It's at the bottom of it. Uh, you know, I, I can't get a bunch
of details of it, but long story short, uh, we showed up on a truck, um, swam out there and,
you know, pulled, pulled this guy out. Right. Um, it wasn't your job to sit there and say,
oh, this guy was this or that, or this or this or. And so, and that's, and we can't do that. Right. Like we can't do
that because at the point you start doing that, you know, it's not our spot. Well, not us, not
us, not us. Right. Like, and, and at, and at this point, like all of us are capable. We all have,
we all have the capabilities. We all have the, the, the finances. I mean, we, we, we can start
putting together a resource to go to go if we feel like
that this government's broken you know i hear this all the time especially these guys these these
these people are always hitting me on the internet about oh you know because i came out and talked
some shit about you know people who wear body armor and shit and um but at the end of the day
like they were burnt they there were people just burning our cities down everybody wanted to sit
back sit back in the grandstands and bitch about it,
talk about how fucked up it was.
But guess what?
The only people that were down there
trying to save these cities
were motherfuckers that raised their right hands.
You know why?
Because the rest of us chose
to not put our lifestyle at risk
in order to go defend our country, right?
And that's because we're selfish.
And at the point that we're not,
at the point that we're willing to risk it all
to fight for it,
that's when it's worth it.
Yeah, if we are fighting for it.
We can fight for it any day.
That's not what I'm saying.
I agree with you.
What I'm saying is,
we don't know what the fuck we're fighting for in Ukraine.
Well, no.
We were talking about mask mandates in America, right?
And this protesting and shit.
And all this craziness going across America.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, dude, I don't know that we're fighting for in afghanistan so
here so dude that's right that's the point i do that's the point i'm trying to make so so
so here's the thing raytheon yeah sponsored there you go raytheon what were your general dynamics
exactly we did jerseys yeah we did jerseys and that's the point so so is it everybody right now
has been quick to take a side on this issue without asking any real critical thinking
questions about what's actually happening now i may not believe anything that putin says
i certainly don't believe anything biden says but here's where here is where my logic comes from we have a scenario
where we had a politician here who made up a narrative linking our president to putin okay
made it up fucking fact it's fucking fact it's not arguable anymore what was their goal to do that i mean to start this to make trump
look trump look bad to make him look bad or better well to make him look as worse as possible okay so
if they want to make trump look as bad as possible and they were tying him to putin
what's their interest with putin to make putin look as bad as possible okay now i don't know about everybody else but i don't
know that much about vladimir putin i know a little bit i know the things that you say where
he's quoting stalin and lenin that's fucking crazy most people don't realize that stalin
and lenin killed more people than any fucking war any fucking disease i mean most americans don't
yeah of course most americans couldn't find canada no matter they don't even know where ukraine is they think tennessee is the middle east
everyone was an expert um doctor for the past two years everyone's a ukraine
expert so let's hypothetically play this out, how I'm seeing it,
as a geopolitical landscape, okay?
Just fucking play with me for a minute, all right?
Now, who else?
And scene.
You want the front or the back?
Can we have both?
We can have both.
I'm selfish.
I'm trying to be articulate.
We're over here making dick jokes.
Where are you from?
Where are you born?
You did that pretty well.
I'm Navy, 17 years.
Do we all agree that the people on television
who read us the news do not create the news?
For sure.
Yeah, no way.
So they're told
to read shit on TV.
Yeah.
They make a hundred grand a year.
If you're Tucker Carlson,
you make some millions a year.
But most people
don't get paid that much.
Right?
And they're on TV
and they're telling us shit
that has dictated them
on what they're allowed
to say or not say.
Well, you'll notice that too
when they,
if you see the little clips
connected together, they're all saying the same fucking thing. And that too. And they're in a vortex. When they, if you see the little clips connected together,
they're all saying the same fucking thing.
Exactly.
I mean, and I'm not saying they're making the same point.
They're saying the same fucking thing.
The exact same thing comes across the teleprompters of networks
from top news all the way down to your local news.
I'm Ron Burgundy.
Yeah.
Okay.
You can read anything on the teleprompter.
So we all agree to that.
That's so fucking true.
All right.
Now, who fucking decides that message that goes across all the media?
The politicians.
The people who are fucking everything up.
There's someone behind that.
All right.
The fucking deep state.
Okay.
All right.
So for the last two years, we've been fucking, we all agree that, do we all agree that the
last two years fucked up and bullshit?
Oh yeah.
Okay.
So we've been fucking propagated so
hard and we've had so much of our freedoms inched back and taken away and abused for the last two
years now this information comes out about hillary and all of a sudden a week later it's fucking
putin ukraine now during this time between that news coming out and this actual missiles being fired,
you have Zelensky and Putin saying, hey, we're not fucking, we're cool.
We're good.
Everything's cool.
The Western media is starting a fucking conflict.
The Biden administration, which they both said is starting a conflict.
Putin comes on TV and says, hey, we are going to attack Ukraine for this reason.
And the reason was he has two demands.
Anybody know his demands?
I don't know.
Can't arm on the border?
Can't arm on the border and can't join NATO.
All right? Yeah, he was against the NATO thing.
Okay.
Now, do we all understand that in 2014 that there was a revolution, a color revolution in Ukraine?
Do you know who funded that revolution?
Who funded it?
Yeah.
A guy named George Soros.
George Soros, yeah.
Okay.
Now, George Soros also funds all the Democratic prosecutors in the United States that aren't prosecuting crime and causing chaos.
All right?
He funds a lot of politicians.
He funded a fucking AOC.
He funded all these crazy fuckers in our government. He is tied in with the world economic forum, which is run by a guy
named Klaus Schwab. Their whole entire mission is to breed young leaders and place them into
government and fund their campaigns. All of these people stand for the same thing. It's called open
society and they make it sound like it's open society.
Everything's accepted, except it's not open society.
Everything's accepted.
It's our way or you're fucking dead.
That's what they do.
Okay.
So from 2014 till now, that government has been run in Ukraine by people who were not
duly elected people.
They were placed in a revolution.
All right. A huge portion of Ukrainian population is Russian. They went to school together. These
people, this would be like Texas, no different than fucking people who live in Texas.
Now Putin comes on TV and says, they're starting this fucking war, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
They start moving military equipment into ukraine he fucking responds by
sending missiles to their military bases blowing up their planes blowing up their infrastructure
now answer me this if you're trying to invade and destroy a country why is there still power why is
there still internet why is there still water why is there still all these things yeah the wi-fi
works okay where where where are the visions on tv of piles of dead bodies because
if they're trying to make putin look bad what would make them look worse than having fucking
tons of dead people on tv we all know our media would show it all right so now we have this
complex geopolitical situation where people who aren't even elected officials but just happen to
be rich motherfuckers that think the world should be a certain way placing people and having control
of our government it's not our government that's. It's the way our government is run that
is broken and how it's been hijacked by corporate America and rich elites. Now our system works,
but our system only works when people of the people represent the people, meaning guys like
us go into office and we make decisions that are based on what's good for our communities.
That's not what's happened anymore. What's happened now is we have a bunch of people
who are on the payroll to vote a certain way so that they get wealthy and then they fucking-
Exactly what's happened. I'm convinced that's why everything was left behind in Afghanistan.
Well, shit, we got to make more. So someone's going to make more.
Bro. So I'm not saying I'm right on all this. I'm explaining why, what I think is happening.
Okay.
Because I don't know all the details because as you guys have seen, it's impossible to
know.
Do we all agree?
Snake Island fucking a day ago.
Yeah.
How about that?
Snake Island was, was, oh my God, you see him tell Russia to fuck off fucking yesterday.
It comes out as fucking bullshit.
I said it was bullshit on friday though just as a
reminder so i did no i mean it's everyone who's sort of standing behind that fuck you russia yes
and and right like dude i would too like if that was real shit i'd be like behind him fucking right
that's the thing so hold on i'm gonna explain this whole fucking thing and then we're gonna
talk about it so so now what we have is a situation and I'm getting emails from both sides, people who
are in Ukraine, people who are in Russia, and I'm getting opinions on both sides from
people in both sides, right?
There's people in Ukraine who are like, fuck Russia.
And then there's people in Ukraine who are like, bro, this administration's killed 45,000
fucking Ukrainian citizens since 2014 and nobody's ever talked about it.
They run with neo-Nazi patches on their fucking sleeves.
Okay.
That's who we're supporting right now by saying, oh, we're standing with Ukraine.
All right.
So now we have a situation where Putin actually said in his fucking address, I'm going to demilitarize their country and clean out the out the denazify he did say that he did say denazify the country it's key thing that he said all right i
don't know if the motherfucker's lying or not i don't know i don't know if he's either but he
definitely said yes and so like dude so then i think back and i'm like you know how bad did they
make trump look trump wasn't a bad guy. He's not a bad guy.
And Putin and him got along.
And then Putin got along with Xi.
And then Putin got along with Kim Jong-un.
And what do all these countries have in common?
They're all nationalist countries who believe their people first.
Do you believe that Russia leaders should think Russia first?
I do.
Yeah, for sure.
Do you think an American leader should think American first?
Absolutely.
Yes.
He got along with all those guys.
What do all those countries have in common?
They're national.
No.
Fuck no.
It's not money.
They're nationalist countries
who believe their people first.
Now, a lot of these people
are tyrant,
dictator,
oppressive fucks,
but they're nationalist leaders.
Guess what?
They don't belong to
any of them. The World Economic Forum. That they don't belong to any of them the world economic
forum that's why i said none of them none of them belong to the world economic forum none of them
buy into the great reset which is a book by klaus schwab it's not conspiracy it's real none of them
are doing that and so when you think about this whole scenario as to what's going on from big picture, okay,
is it possible that Putin understands that all of the other countries that are part of this game plan are now united because of what they just did with this team building exercise
of COVID, okay, and on this play of new world order order and that he realizes that if he doesn't fucking
stop it that it's going to eventually fucking take his country too and z2 is it possible they think
that i think a very world is okay nothing surprised me okay so so so here's what I want to know.
Who is the good guys and who is the bad guys?
That's a good question.
We've talked about that before.
Well, I mean.
Because listen, here's what I'm hearing from people in Ukraine.
I hear you.
You're up here, though.
Like, you're trying to figure out.
You're up here.
Like, you're trying to figure.
Of course I am.
Yeah.
So listen, guys like us. Yeah. You're good dudes i want to do the right thing we we just look at people as i understand right and so like that's why your perspective's the way it is versus kind
of no no no bro i don't disagree with you but i'm not but i'm not saying i'm just saying like
i don't i don't get into the like that's not your job the what i understand percent right so like that's why our perspectives are a little bit different like i don't i don't get into the, like. That's not your job. The what. I understand. 100%, right? So, like, that's why our perspectives are a little bit different.
Like, I don't give a fuck about Ukraine.
I don't give a fuck about their government.
I'm going to do the right thing.
Do the right thing, right?
Yes.
And that's where it comes back to us is the humanization piece of it, right?
Of that.
And it's like, I would do the same thing for, you know, I mean, I feel terrible.
The same thing with whenever they're killing, you know, when they're fucking Chinese.
That's the difference between us and them, bro.
That's the difference.
100%.
You and I and these guys, if a fucking liberal comes and spits in my fucking face,
and then he walks across the street and gets hit by a car, I'm going to go help the motherfucker.
This is who the fuck we are.
Help the guy driving back him up but but but what's wrong
is is in america the majority of america is like us right i agree and that's what we we talked about
in in our book right but the majority of america is like us the issue is is our leaders do not
represent us the people of the country totally that's where the whole factor why this is so
complicated right because there's that but on top of the fact. Totally. That's where the whole factor, why this is so complicated, right?
Because there's debt,
but on top of the fact
that because we're so tolerant,
that has been taken advantage of.
Well, who's tolerant?
The majority of Americans.
We're extremely tolerant.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, if you call me a grandma killer,
okay, I'll just put this mask on real quick.
I'm not a grandma killer.
We're extremely tolerant.
I'll be honest with you, bro.
Like, at Real Talk,
I think that's a big problem.
It's a massive problem.
I think that 80% of common sense America needs to be less tolerable this bullshit well we have to but
that's the thing it gets used against us and not only does it get used against us
the majority of americans have not seen war the majority of americans don't believe that evil
exists that's right they don't believe because every time i bring up this scenario and i get
someone who will listen to the whole thing all right and that wouldn't happen why would they do that yeah they wouldn't why
would they do that have you guys seen evil shit oh yeah does it exist oh fuck right and and and
but but the thing is this this we we in america this is that problem you're talking about it's
because we have first world problems right right like Right. Like you're trying to, like America, this generation is like the trust fund babies
trying to talk to you about business.
A thousand percent.
And that's, so again, but on the backside of it,
they're able to do that because we have men and women
who are willing to raise their right hand
and go do the nation's bidding so that they can do that.
So what do you want, right?
Like, what do you want, right?
So like, oh, they did their job so good. These people went and wore the nation's cloth they've protected america so
that america's didn't have to see we've been spoiled and so so we did our job and this is
the result we have right so it's like well what what do we want right do we do we just want a war
to break out here and then let them have to figure it out right like it's this whole thing the world
we we live in a world that is fucking fake as fuck
because of men like you yeah i understand that yes and i understand your position a million percent
because you're a great fucking human who cares about everybody not just about your own political
goals yeah so so so dude i get where you're coming from and you wouldn't be you and you
wouldn't be you if you weren't those kind of men. 100%.
You know, this is kind of off the subject, but it took me 17 years as a Navy SEAL to realize Colonel Jessup was right.
A few good men.
Yeah.
Everyone hated Colonel Jessup.
Motherfucker was right.
Yeah.
Can't handle the truth.
That's it, dude.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I want to stay on this track, though, because want to, I want to really, I want to really make people think about this.
Okay.
If that's the case of what's actually happening, if that's the case of what's happening and
Putin recognizes that these, these globalist elites are hijacking a country, forcing a
system of zero fucking ethical value because Putin is a Christian.
He wants Christian families to, to families to immigrate to fucking Russia.
He's on this big fucking kick about trying to revive Christian values.
I don't know if you guys know that.
No, I do.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm not, I'm not disagreeing.
So what I'm saying is if he sees, because what's happened with basically what's happening in terms of the liberalism is they're trying to demoralize
society and not demoralize, like make their motivation go away, but actually remove morals.
A man is a woman. A woman is a man. Kids are sexual fucking favors for people. Prostitution,
this, that they're trying to make it. It's open society. Anything goes. This has already happened before. It happened in 1930s Germany. It's the Weimar Republic. It's
what the fuck it was called. Go Google it. Most people don't understand this. There was children
prostitutes. There was no morals in society. It was all this shit. You know that George Soros,
you know where he was? He was a fucking Nazi. He was a fuckingi in germany when it was going on as a child okay so this dude's saying
denazify ukraine and we're over here cheering at the on against him so like what
what exactly is the truth and don't i think people need to really dig into this before they just say
oh yeah and bro and i get it i. I stand with the Ukrainian people too.
The people of Ukraine,
they're getting caught in the middle of this shit
that is fucked up.
So you know how you fix it though?
Like, cause right now you're looking at this problem
from this 30,000 foot view, right?
You're right.
I'm with you.
I mean, it adds up.
Yeah.
But you're-
And I'm sure I'm missing some shit.
But either way, but either way,
like you're headed the right direction, right?
You are in the right, you know, north, south, east, or west. You might not be on- I'm over I'm missing some shit. But either way, you're headed the right direction, right?
You are in the right, you know, north, south, east, or west.
I'm over the fucking target.
You might not be on the right azimuth, but you're- I might be going in the front way, not the fucking rear way.
Exactly.
Kind of like you.
That's what I do, yeah.
You know what I mean?
It is what it is.
But you know how you fix it?
Like, we did this.
Yeah.
We did this.
And how did we do this?
Well, we've raised weak children.
That's right.
We've not, you know, men haven't been fucking men.
Agree.
They've been fucking pigs.
Agree.
You know what I mean?
They haven't stuck in marriages and been there and done their job to be a husband, to show
their kids what a relationship looks like.
They haven't stood strong in morals and values.
Because why?
Because they've gone out and they've seeked thised this you know chasing women and fuck all the disrespecting women and all this
other shit right so all this was created and we're all a little guilty of it we're all the way
everybody everybody is a little guilty of it okay but i agree with you so how do you fix this right
like you you're what's the culture been set okay i agree with you we're on the same fucking track that is
the only way to fucking fix it and i've been preaching that for a long time you can't worry
about about ukraine and all this other shit and if your house is not in order 100 like right like
i don't mean house in order like these other guys say where they mean like have ammo and food i'm
talking about living the american life yeah we're supposed to live a hundred percent i
mean you of all people you know you you have uh you have the 75 hard challenge yeah that's the
fucking basics yeah that's the bare fucking minimum standard yeah for you to to get better
right or for you to just be part of it that's. It shows people how to build mental toughness at a very...
But is it going to make them look like Derek White out there?
Maybe a couple rounds.
But either way, if you put a half-assed diet in there,
you know what I mean?
Is it going to make you look like Derek White?
Thank you for understanding the program, by the way.
But here's what I want to say is,
is the standards that are set in America,
the societal standards, if you live by societal standards, this is where America goes.
Yeah.
You're going to be fat.
You're going to be lazy.
You're going to be broke.
You're going to have no morals.
You're going to be a dad that has, I mean, all these things.
But Dakota, what I'm saying, bro, is that that shit is fed down by these people through our fucking Hollywood narrative, through the fucking media, through the music.
Tupac said this shit back in fucking 1990,
fucking six,
bro.
We got to change the way we eat.
We got to change the way we live.
Like that motherfucker.
You say whatever you want about him.
He understood that we have a culture problem in America.
For sure.
Yeah.
And I agree with you.
Billion,
trillion percent.
But look what you're doing.
Like I walk in this building here and I can tell a lot about you all by seeing,
by now I don't have to talk to you because you can tell me whatever the fuck you want.
Yeah.
I can walk through this entire building and I can see how people act.
I can see the energy that's back there from people throwing shit in boxes, right?
That was impressive shit, wasn't it?
First of all, they don't throw shit in boxes.
That's not what I seen.
That's not what i said but anyway but but again like like just seeing the environment
here seeing how people want to be or seeing your vision on creating a place where people want to
come to work right and you taking care of people and you being willing to stand for those well i'm
responsible for their whole fucking life so again like you got your house in order look what you're
doing here now you're expanding it here right you're influencing and that's where that's how we fix this problem
totally agree war's not it fight nuclear bombs like we like we didn't make america any safer
no not one every motherfucker we killed we just made 10 more enemies more each one no no shit
yeah that's true i didn't want to believe it at the time because i'm like no no we red white blue
american pie you know but no you're making enemies over there
doing so i mean one of the best uh what's that meme so what so what'd you get out of the army
uh my wife fucked 13 dudes i'm afraid of fireworks yeah i mean look that's the point
even talking about iraq today we're like what was that all about well dude okay so let's take that
back like what you guys just said why did they have you do those things well but looking
back at it now it's money i don't know but at the time they they you know they they bullshitted us
we had an enemy they gave us an enemy that goes back to what i said earlier i don't want to i
didn't want to believe that there are people in the government getting kickbacks from major
companies that are funding us with how much the body you can't believe that shit i know
but you look back now but again like did we lose the wars 100 right or whatever you want to call it was it dumb
100 but let me say this again while we were there while we were in afghanistan iraq wherever
wherever that flag on our shoulder the united states flag is wherever the fuck we're at i
don't care if we're standing here i don't care if we're standing here, I don't care if we're standing in Ukraine, Russia, China, wherever.
But in Iraq and Afghanistan, I know it's for a fact
that every town that I stood in,
it was safer because I was fucking there.
They had more opportunity than they ever had
because the United States of America was fucking there, right?
And yeah, did it fall when we left?
A hundred percent.
Did it go to shit?
Yeah, but whether I was passing out soccer balls,
making these kids
happy, making them to believe and feel this feel of joy that we all take for granted every day,
whether I was providing security and I was killing some shithead that was robbing them or was
holding them up at a bazaar at their market and was beating their mom or whatever, whether I was
killing that asshole or whether I was sitting here building wells or schools at the end of the day,
the world that we were touching was getting better while we were there.
And that's a fact.
And that is what we can't fix everybody's problems.
You can't fix everybody's problem,
but you can provide a facility and a place and a culture to where people can
come get better if they choose to.
Yeah.
Well,
dude,
look,
listen,
the country should be run by a
motherfucker like you that's right that's the truth okay if everybody had what you're talking
about we wouldn't be in this shit and the world would be a lot better place yeah it's a hell of
a thing who you are bro well i mean i just i just believe in people man yeah i know but like i
sensed it right away when i met you i'm not like i meet a meet a lot of people. You're a special kind of dude, bro.
And there ain't that many kind of people that have that good of a heart that are willing
to fucking do that.
You too.
It's the same thing.
And like, if we had people like that in our government that were principled, that weren't
for sale, motherfucker, you're not for sale.
No.
You can't buy me.
Dakota Meyer ain't fucking sale, bro.
I don't know, man.
20 bucks is 20 bucks.
But dude, that's what our- That different that is different i'm willing to make an exception but anyhow like dude if our our so everybody's
like our democracy's broken first of all we're a constitutional republic all right we're not a
fucking democracy let's be fucking real do we operate on the principle of democracy sort of it's a cool idea yeah it's a great idea it's a great except for when
they cheat the elections right okay but but here's the thing if we don't have leaders in play okay if
we don't have like you guys see me wearing this fucking bison hat all the time that hat to me
represents what the fuck we got to have next there's no more fucking donkeys there's no more fucking elephants we need real americans who represent our actual communities to run for
office and get involved in this shit and help straighten these fuckers out because right now
what we have leading us and this is a big misconception here in america a lot of people
believe that our politicians represent our best and brightest. They don't. Our best and brightest
are doing shit like building companies or doing other things. And they don't want to do that job
because they realize how corrupt it is. And if we don't, I think we have one shot at this. I think
our shot is in this November and that's if they don't cheat. I think the gap has to be so fucking
wide that they can't cover it. And i think the people that we vote for whether
you believe in democratic policy or republican policy or however you fall on the political
spectrum i personally of the belief that we need to vote every single politician out every single
one 100 and replace with actual americans who are not uh tied to corporate america who are not tied to corporate America, who are not tied to pharma companies,
who are not tied to Raytheon,
who are not tied to all these huge companies
that buy their votes.
Who aren't 80 years old.
Yes, who aren't.
We need young men and young women who are,
and I'm not saying like 20,
like fucking AOCs and disaster.
You guys shut the fuck up too.
Yeah, we need, we need, we need.
Gotta have some experience.
Here's what we need.
We need some, we need some people to step up who have real life experience who understand what the
fuck is what and dude we need to figure out a way to get people behind that mission to to put these
kind of people into office because dude our system is not broken our system is hijacked that's that's
what's that word is hijacked yes and like
dude if you look back on movies like one of my favorite movies is mel gibson the patriot okay
another one is braveheart shocking i'm sure it's probably all of our real surprise yeah
what real surprise yeah yeah exactly bro this motherfucker hadn't seen fucking braveheart
until about a week ago he's 12 you're welcome dude how do you not see braveheart and make it to 27 26 years old his favorite movie hunks with
trunks hell of a movie one or two bullshit he was telling me it was don't bang my grandma
gosh i thought that was between us. Dude, look though.
We have to get people with the right intent into our system.
We have to.
And I could disagree with you, bro.
Like I could disagree with someone with these other views
and have a conversation.
It doesn't mean I hate them.
Like the media, the media has got to be involved.
You can have a conversation.
I hate them too.
Well, like, I mean, again, but if you just apply one thing to all this, media the media the media's got to be in conversation i hate it well well like i mean
again but if you just apply one thing to all all this yeah accountability yeah that's it
start holding motherfuckers accountable for what they say you're on it bro like it's it's
this is a grassroots thing okay this start what we are seeing now yeah this started back you guys
remember when it started you're old enough to remember it started with removing the pledge
of allegiance from the schools it started with 17th old enough to remember. It started with removing the Pledge of Allegiance from the schools.
It started with 17th place trophies for showing the fuck up.
It started when you stopped calling it history.
You started calling it social studies.
That's right.
And I'll tell you what, too.
Speaking of our friend Joseph Stalin, I mean, fuck him, too.
But he did say it's not the person who votes that counts.
It's the person who counts the votes.
That's it.
And another thing people have to come to terms with.
This is a really hard thing for people to understand what you've been taught in history is only half the fucking story and true
too it's the half the story there's a whole nother half of the story that you're not even told about
anyway the winners are right yeah but bro you're 100 100 spot on this cannot be solved with a war
it cannot be whatever they're about to do ain't gonna fucking fix it accountability that boils down to that it's accountability it's like you
know it's looking in the fucking mirror and trying to figure out how you can affect it right because
again this government's only made up of people that's it right like the the world is only made
up of people uh you the country's only made up of people right and there's only two types of people
in the world that's good and fucking evil.
And that is only dictated not by what you fucked up on or what you said, but by what your intent was.
Right?
That's it.
That's it.
It's literally that fucking simple.
And that's how I look at people, right?
I mean, you just, we talked about, you know, back when I was in and I talk about this story in the book about, you know, I killed this guy with a rock. Right. And, um, we got into a fight. The guy tried to kill me. I ended up
shooting him long story short, but I'm on top of this guy. And I'll never forget, like I hit him
probably three or four times. And, and I remember like looking at his eyes and thinking that like,
just like, there's this look, like whether it's somebody that I've seen die as a firefighter or
whether it's somebody I've seen in combat, there's this look that like, it's somebody that i've seen die as a firefighter or whether it's somebody i've seen in combat there's this look that like it's why in movies like before people die there's
like that dramatic effect look because there's a look that a person has when they know that they're
about to die i've seen it once right so there you go so it's a real thing and i remember seeing that
guy and i remember just thinking like i don't even know this guy. Yeah. Like he doesn't think he's wrong and neither do I.
Yeah.
Like, uh, we were literally here just because we were, he's got people who are going to
miss him.
Yeah.
We're literally here just because we were born in two different places and because people
told us to be here.
Yeah.
Right.
Um, and then I fucking killed him cause if not, he was going to kill me.
Right.
That's it.
And, uh, but you come back and it's like you know that dude wasn't necessarily he might not been evil
he might have been a good motherfucker no I get it yeah and so it's like we can't get into
this narrative of judging people or by letting the fucking media think for us or by letting
because where there's hate if you if you ever catch yourself hating something um it was built on someone profiting yeah man that's fucking like a deep if you catch
yourself like hating something dude it was where somebody put an idea in your head you didn't come
up with that we don't naturally come out no hating thing that's why when we go on the street and
like what they say on the media. 100%. Why do you
think? Nobody's walking
through the fucking streets of St. Louis, bro, and saying
like, and I'm a white dude and the
streets of St. Louis City, I don't know if you know,
it's mostly black people
and I'm walking down there and no one's saying, hey, fuck you
whitey. Like it ain't happening. You know
why you start seeing like why they always go back
to racist? You want to know why that's the go-to?
Why this whole idea?
Because, well, it didn't stick.
It didn't stick whites against blacks, right?
That didn't stick with normal everyday people, right?
Because guess what?
I didn't grow up in a society where there was any type of segregation, right?
But look who the motherfuckers lead in this country who are trying to build this narrative
and thinking they're going to separate us.
What happened in their society?
That was a problem in their society. Yeah. And they're trying to read it's old people it's that's what i'm saying it's these old motherfuckers up up in congress yes who are
trying to put this narrative out that's all i that i that i judge him or i think less of him
because we're a different skin color yeah i never had the most basic dude i never grew up having it
what it's so it's like it's like. And that's why it's not sticking.
But they have to go with it because the word's already there.
And they have to go with it.
And that's why they're making these words like, oh, if you ask me where I was born.
Like, you fucking serious?
They want to be able to call you that every fucking chance they get.
Because it's for a long time.
Such an emotional word.
Yeah.
It's been a, it's, dude, this is why white people won't stand up and say that's fucked up
that they're saying no white people or fuck white people bro there's all kinds of anti-white
narrative on the internet that's allowed and if you say the one the exact same thing about any
other race as coming from a white person huge double standard and the reason there is that
and is because for the last 20 years anything that you've said they've called white people
racist and they're fucking scared
to even say,
no, I'm not racist.
Well, you say,
just because you said that,
you're racist.
And they don't have to prove
that you are.
You just have to fucking prove
you're not.
Yeah.
Dude, so like-
They ruin comedy.
How do you ruin comedy?
You're guilty until proven.
Comedians don't even want
to make jokes anymore.
Nothing's fun.
Bro, look-
The only ones that can get away
with it are black ones.
Here's the fact. That first headline headline we covered i think that was the first
one about the the fact is the reason they want to make everything racist is because once we figure
out that we are all colorblind they are fucked yeah yeah that's what it is because everybody's
been like but but but again it's not gonna you know we're gonna be fine because guess what
these motherfuckers are gonna die way before we do. And when they die,
that narrative's gone. I don't know, bro. Did you see
what they're doing right now over there?
You got Pootler fucking moving around as fucking
nukes. Yeah, we can all
die together. One big racist
crockpot.
Bro, I'll tell you what.
Here's my
hope. If I was going to die of a nuke,
I'd want it to be right fucking now, man.
Let's send it right here.
Right here.
Right here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Right here.
All of us together.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I've got a couple of days.
The good news is we won't know it.
That's what I'm saying.
We're going to be like,
why is the sun coming out?
Is it getting hot in here?
Why is the sun coming out
at one o'clock in the morning?
It's like you're,
I did try a new lotion,
but this is burning a little bit.
You wake up in heaven,
how did I get to Golden Corral?
You know the John Travolta meme where he's like,
you all got a chocolate fountain up here?
Dude, the thing is,
we're laughing about being exterminated by these stupid fucks.
Holy shit, everything's fucked.
And again, not to beat a dead horse,
but think about the people with their finger on the trigger.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Dude.
That's up to them?
Dude.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Here's what's happened.
Over the last 20 years,
the actual great people of this country
have gone out and done great things.
And they've neglected their duty,
not you guys, okay?
You guys have done your duty.
People like me. Okay.
I have neglected my duty to pay attention close enough to these fucking sneaky fucks
getting their way into our, our shit.
Our way of life.
And now there's a whole bunch of them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look at the politics.
Politics is not a career.
Look at the service value of the city of Washington, DC. And then look at what they produce. Nothing. Yeah. One of the richest. And it's a small, they produce a career, dude. Look at the value of the city of Washington, D.C.,
and then look at what they produce.
Nothing.
Yeah.
One of the richest, and it's a small town.
Well, they produce a lot for themselves.
Well, fuck yeah, and they put in a bunch of money.
I mean, Pelosi flies $500,000 a week worth of private jets
back and forth from California.
Yeah, and people in her district don't even know
that she's a representative.
Right.
They don't.
They think she's the Speaker of the House.
They don't even know what that is.
Yeah.
Again, Middle East.
Well, dude, and that's what I'm saying bro people they we've had it so good in america
that we have lost our interest in preserving it yeah and i don't but i i but again i think
some have i mean again too many have i walk into this i walk into this huge facility today you haven't
bro you know what i feel like i have well i i disagree man i look around you guys i talked to
jocko too jocko tells me the same thing you're about to say he's like this is what this is what
you're supposed to do that's what a good america this is why we went to war i'm saying he tells me
that whenever i get fucking pissed off he's like like, bro, calm down. You're doing your part. Yeah, you're doing it. But the thing is
I don't feel like that's, I just don't
It's not enough right now.
Right now that's not enough. That's the same feeling I get.
I know. Right? So exactly. Because
if we did feel like we did enough
Not that we get done.
Well, you do no more. Well, then you do no more.
Right? That's the difference. And it ties into your book.
Well, 100%. That's why it's called The Way
Full.
No more awkward rules.
How about that fucking plug?
That's right, man.
I'm a professional, baby.
Man.
After eight years, I'm finally getting good at this shit.
Beta.
You fucking beta.
What have you done today?
Yeah.
And that's what it's about.
What have you done today?
What have you done today to make the world around you better? Dude and that's what it's about like what have you done today like you know like what have you done today to make the world around you better dude that's it like leave every room
better than you found it that's it right it's literally that's every if we all did that this
shit would be fixed in a fucking week no shit yeah i mean we should move on down man we got a we got
a pretty good place with that yeah you know i'm saying yeah i told him yeah i said bro fucking
we'll hire him we can just do podcasts i put you on a payroll a payroll. We'll fucking change the world right here with these microphones.
But it's all.
This is a much more powerful weapon than any of those other fucking weapons.
100%.
Yeah.
I mean, again, and it's like, you know, I've been in a ton of facilities.
And it's like, you know, everything that you're doing, you are literally influencing down to the individual person.
And that is where we all come together right if
everybody can get strong like you know what the great thing about good culture is is it makes the
leaders better 100 i walk in here every day and i look at all these people the same way you guys
look at them yeah and i think fuck dude i better you want to be better that's right i better live
up to what what i'm at because like all these dudes are doing it and all these girls are doing
it and they're gonna catch you if you don't't fucking go and i love that well when i when i talk about that we were really good uh teams uh
especially at seal team six is because morale keep morale up people if they want if they want
to come to work they're going to work harder and then i know we said it but we go back in that
warehouse and motherfuckers want to be at work yeah you can tell by the the music playing the
people i mean i saw people running yeah and. Awesome. Yeah. I mean, someone chasing you?
Or are you?
You're looking for the gun.
What the fuck?
I mean,
everybody.
Well, you guys have all seen
like the Viking ships,
right?
Like where all the dudes
got a row.
And then there's that dude
up there with the whip
saying row.
Yeah.
Snap.
Yeah.
You just tell them guys
to leave when you guys come.
Yeah,
I got you.
I thought it was
because Rob walked in
and just figured
they were going to get shot
and they started running.
Yeah,
especially the whips.
Oh, never mind.
Sorry.
And this is about a racism.
Remember about that thing you said about comedy?
We're about to bring it back.
Well, we had a – you're going to be the first black man to get canceled.
Bullshit, bro.
At least you know him.
Dude, you know what's fucking crazy?
Like no bullshit over this last two years, because him and I are together.
I don't know if you guys know that.
He's my personal guy.
So he's with me every day.
Yeah.
This dude gets more fucking shit than any, than I've ever gotten just for having the
views he has because he's black.
Oh, for sure.
And guess who
the fuck attacks him white people oh yeah and they're calling him fucking racist he's racist
yeah yeah it's the thing with the black lives matter thing is like you couldn't believe you
didn't agree with them and then also you're the damn race i mean it's like when you look at these
protests i mean you see these white guys in skinny jeans down there protesting and it's like it's like it is disrespectful for me first off
for me as a white man to sit here and act like i know what it's like to be discriminated like what
what what someone of color is like to be discriminated against like you talk about
the most fucked up insult yeah how about skinny jeans This is all skinny jeans. Notice it's always the same though.
It's always privileged white young people.
100%.
Think about how racist it is for a privileged white guy to say black people can't get IDs
to vote.
That's what I'm saying.
What the fuck?
But you can have one for your passport.
They expose their own racial bias and they're too ignorant to see it.
I've seen interviews where dudes go through black neighborhoods and they have you have an idea of course i have an idea but why the fuck
why are you wearing my sister's jeans white boy
bro what is that shit like dude how do they not see how racist that is and no one exposes it like
dude they control the narrative black people are so, they can't even get a fucking ID.
They couldn't use the internet.
We can't have online voting because they can't use the internet.
It's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
First of all, what are you talking about in the first place?
But what the fuck was that?
Dude.
Dude.
And they just cruise over it.
Dude.
No big deal.
The ignorance is the moral superiority of so high in their brain that they don't even
notice their own shit.
That's what it is.
It's insane.
It's insanity.
It is insanity.
It's the definition of insanity.
So let's be real.
Why are we paying them any mind?
Why do we care what they say?
Because I fucking don't.
And as soon as, and that's the thing, right?
And as soon as the people in the nation start to do the same thing,
the more, and that's why they keep changing this shit up.
They have to keep going a little bit further, right?
Now they got to come off the mask because people,
like the worst thing would be is everybody would say, fuck it,
we're not doing the mask and it'd still be a law, right?
So like, that's why they got to keep trying to keep this going,
to act like it was their idea.
And it's like, we're.
Well, because what's coming up in
november no no no no no what he's saying what he's saying is we weren't going to comply anyway
and so they had to change the rule yeah pretend like it looked like they did permission they're
not giving permission they lost control giving us permission to go ahead now yes and that was
like like you remember like whenever the omnicron came over and everybody was like oh they're going
to shut us all down again?
I was like-
No, they're not.
They talked about it.
Yeah.
But no, they're fucking not.
Dude, that's civil disobedience.
It's the same thing Martin Luther King talked about.
Yeah, listen.
It's a moral-
What is it?
What is the quote?
Any unjust laws.
It's your duty to disobey unjust laws.
100%.
But we do.
And I'm telling you, the majority of America,
come to Texas and just roll with me for a week.
I will.
It'll be fucking awesome.
You'll see.
It's a good time.
You'll see.
Yeah, we were shooting a flamethrower
within 30 seconds.
Yeah, we were.
I burned my whole yard down.
Bro, I'm definitely coming now.
Bro, but you'll see.
You'll see that the majority of America,
we're fine.
Yeah.
We're fucking fine. That's very true, too. We're fine. Like I'm telling you, we're fine. And the majority of America, we're fine. Yeah. We're fucking fine.
That's very true, too.
We're fine.
Like, I'm telling you, we're fine.
And the majority of America, the people-
You're in Austin, right?
Yeah.
Well, I'm outside of Austin.
Is it getting California-ish?
So if you go downtown, for sure.
But guess what?
Like, downtown is-
There's a ton of motherfuckers around, right?
Are the California-ish people moving?
Are they changing their ways or do they want you to change?
No, they want you to change. The fuck fuck you just left there no they bring their votes with
them i'm from montana the same fucking shit they come up there and turn it into cal try to turn
to california's but i don't know okay so that's the exact logic i'm thinking like no there's no
there's no logic the fuck is going on it's all these great ideas that are amazing emotionally
but they make no fucking sense and they don't get it it's the whole well we it's the whole gas thing like well we need to become less dependent more but we can't make our
own gas so we'll just but we'll have fucking planes that fly by windmills but i think the
point won't go anywhere yeah but i think the point that we're missing is into this whole a key to this
is is when was it cool to become the victim it's never been cool you know what's cool about
victimhood is now overcoming it well but now no but everyone's a victim but now i know that but
now it pays to be a victim yeah like like that's now you're i mean let's talk about veterans let's
talk about fucking veterans true let's talk ptsd is now motherfuckers identity yeah like coming
back and getting out and now me being able to walk around with my ptsd service
dog and i get to you know i want these companies to change everything up because i want to go to
va3 appointments a day for ptsd and i blame every fuck up in my life of how much of i'm an alcoholic
and the duis on the shit i seen in war you know what i mean like like like no no like it can't be
your identity bro that's not healthy dude i i got stabbed in the
fucking face that's what happened to my face okay i don't know if you know that i was stabbed in the
fucking face i almost fucking died all right and and i was stabbed in the face because the dude
that the fucking guy who stabbed me had just called the girl i was with the fucking n-word
that's why i got fucking stabbed and i could call racist you're racist so like dude so so here's the thing um i got ptsd i got stabbed in the face from behind they stabbed me here in
the fucking side of my face and then here here okay this this scar here you can't really see it
you can see it wow yeah okay it goes all along my fucking neckline i heard the dude come up and i
fucking flinched when i heard him and if luckily he didn't get my fucking throat do you
think i don't have ptsd for a whole fucking year my fucking face was the side of a motherfucking
grapefruit yeah okay i look like fucking shit i had every fucking person either say dude what the
fuck happened to your face or they would look at the fucking ground all right i you know i can't do
crowds anymore i can't do them because this dude came up from behind me and i'm i got fucking
anxiety everywhere i go but you know what you know how much i talk about it never i didn't know that
till now but yeah but either way we've been friends for years but either way you know you're
you're out here build the business that's what i'm saying overcoming is the fucking victory
100 i have a dude i go to i've been airports a lot um and i have a little game i play with
myself in between how many tequilas.
But it's, what do I see more of, a fat person in a wheelchair or a fucking service dog?
Which one's fake?
A lot of them are fucking fake.
Well, I mean, no shit.
Why would I want to get better if I can walk around my dog all the time and you cater to me?
And most of them aren't even real.
Look, I think that's the key statement.
Of course, legitimate.
Well, there are two. The problem is if everyone's a victim, everyone needs a treatment. You're most, I think that's the key statement. Well, there are two of the problems.
Everyone's a victim.
Everyone needs a treatment.
You're not treating the ones that are the victim.
What I found,
what I found in this scenario is the people that the actual people who have
went through the shit are the least vocal about it.
It's the people who,
who played up that are the ones that actually it's like,
you always find out there's like,
Oh yeah,
it's like, bro, it's like our friend we were talking about earlier i'm not gonna say the name
but the dude was blown up in a thing right right and that's all he talks about yeah but but you're
right and the people like and i don't i don't like the level of vocalness you know people should talk
about it they need to talk about it more because it helps other people but the difference is what they talk about right the people who who legitimately had it or have it
they're talking about what they're doing to fucking fix that's exactly they're not talking
about what they got like trying to out victim you yeah they're not trying to make you feel
sorry culture problem it's what they yeah it's a culture problem everybody wants to be the
fucking victim well i talked to some some vietnam seals and one of the dudes at a seal reunion said something like yeah there was a total of 400 seals that
fought in vietnam and i've met all 20 000 of them yeah no shit dude no shit dude i listen man i i'm
not i i think and then it becomes a competition on whose is worse that's what i'm saying out
victim myself let me let me see if i can out victim you yeah so yeah i broke both that's and then it becomes a competition on whose is worse. That's what I'm saying. Out-victimizing. Out-victim myself.
Let me see if I can out-victim you.
Yeah.
Yeah, you broke your leg.
I broke both.
That's no way to live, bro.
That's the,
it's the same thing about your book.
Look at that shit.
The same thing.
The Way Forward.
Look at that bone.
The Way Forward.
I don't get fucking good at this.
Tell them where the book is.
Yeah, yeah.
You can get the book.
It actually comes out today
when this was released.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's called The Way Forward.
Me and Rob. Where's it going to be available for people to buy? It's going to be available on Amazon. It's it's called The Way Forward. Me and Rob.
Where's it going to be available?
It's going to be available on Amazon.
It's going to be available at Barnes & Noble.
Amazon's fine.
Amazon's good.
They got links to HarperCollins.
They got a link to Robert.
Guys, the goal here, we want to put this book to number one.
Well, yeah, we want to put it to number one,
and we have a competition.
Yeah, we do.
So the hashtag Team O'Neill, hashtag Team Meyer.
We're keeping track of who buys which one.
The loser has to, we're going to find the most haunted place in the United States.
The loser has to sleep in that place.
I'll go.
The winner watches.
I'll go.
I'm going to get a ghost pregnant.
I have a haunted house.
My house is haunted.
Is it a female or male ghost?
It's both.
She's getting pregnant. She's getting pregnant.
She's getting pregnant.
You're getting her?
The best part is we're going to find someone
that bought the book randomly and fly them out with us.
Hey, bro.
I will fucking go to that.
We got a place in Butte, Montana
called the
Dumas Brothel, the longest running
brothel in American history.
Violently haunted.
I'm going.
There's these rooms downstairs.
DJ, you're going too, bro.
They go into the mineshaft where dudes used to come up to lunch break.
You go pregnant, I will shoot a ghost in his face.
I got a picture of a ghost on my phone from this place.
Dude, I got a fucking video.
I will show you the video.
I'm pulling it up right now.
You guys keep talking.
Okay, hold on.
I got some shit.
You guys are going to out-ghost each other.
We will out-ghost you.
We are.
I had a ghost stab me in the face.
I got fucked by a ghost.
I sucked a dick.
That wasn't a ghost.
Hey, Rob.
I was looking at my phone.
That didn't get edited.
I know it was dark, but that was me.
It's okay, bro.
I was like, y'all are going to see me walking on the camera.
It's like, I can't believe I blew a ghost.
And Dakota goes, I can't believe you believe a ghost.
Fucking sheet over his head.
He comes over the sheet and DJ's like,
what the fuck is this supposed to mean?
Oh my God, dude.
Do you really got a video though?
Yeah, I got a picture.
I got a picture and a video.
I got a picture of a prostitute ghost
over this dude's shoulder.
Was she hot?
Her nose is bitten off.
Her nose is gone.
I'm fine.
That's fucked up.
You don't need that.
All right, here we go.
Who wants to watch this shit? I do. I'll walk over to you and we're going to watch it together. Her nose is gone. That's fucked up. You don't need that. All right, here we go. All right.
Who wants to watch this shit?
I do.
I'll walk over to you, and we're going to watch it together.
I will not post this video because it will go mega viral.
Okay.
And I want to save it.
Is this the house we're going to sleep in?
This is my house.
Okay.
You're living it now?
I'm coming over.
I'm not blowing anybody this time.
So, all right. So, here's what we're looking at here
all right watch watch the uh this is a carriage a baby carriage all right watch this
watch the wheels watch front wheels yep shit let's fucking things out of here that's i got
goosebumps right there okay now i gotta tell you i'll tell you now now watch right here on this screen
okay this is there's a step there all right like a i don't know seven eight inch step
and then no it's down so the thing's gonna be going down watch this that's a fucking ghost bro yeah so anyway the loser has to spend the day at burger king
so look so i'll tell you the story about that fucking video so and then i got i got another
photo with me and sean whalum where there was a fucking ghost with us. So, dude, I came home that day.
All right?
My wife is very sensitive to these things, the ghosts.
That's a ghost with a nose bit.
That's my buddy with a selfie stick.
He's by himself.
That's in the Doomer's Brothel.
That's one of the prostitutes.
Shut the fuck up.
I know.
We'll do two nights.
One at the place and one at the...
These things go into mine shafts.
That's a basement.
Shut up. That's a that's a basement shut up shut up that's legit i mean i i don't i don't know why that makes your hair stand up you just
had a baby carriage take off at your house like bro listen listen so there's a story about that
we're gonna do an episode a ghost episode you guys should come back we'll do the ghost episode
all right all right so emily's gonna get so fucking pissed at me for telling the story i don't care so i come home and like like any person uh
and and you guys are gonna be shocked when i tell you this but sometimes i lose my fucking temper
oh okay really yeah so i came home and i was pissed off this is like dj this is one of those
days where i tell you i'm like hey tell everybody stay the fuck away all right noted and and and i i this was so i was having such a bad day that i went
home in the middle of the day which i never do like i literally left work this is two o'clock
in the afternoon when that happened i walk into my house i walk upstairs emily's in her office
and i'm like we're fucking moving i'm fucking selling the house. I'm selling the company. Fuck this place. Fuck blah, blah, blah, blah. Like I was just fucking pissed
and I don't remember what it was. It was probably fucking nothing. Like I was just having a terrible
day. Somebody said hi to him. Yeah. Somebody asked him where he was from. I've successfully
managed for nobody to say hi to him for 13 years. It's fucking amazing. It's pretty fucking impressive. I love it. Thank you.
So fucking, I'm telling her how we're moving.
We're moving, we're moving, we're moving.
Fuck.
And what was happening was, now I remember, it was construction bullshit.
I was pissed about construction shit because I had construction in my house for like literally
three years in a row.
And I was pissed about it.
First class problems.
Yeah, for real.
For real. But I was fucking mad nonetheless. It didn't change it, did it? Yeah, that's right. I was pissed about it. First class problems. And she, yeah, for real, for real.
But I was fucking mad nonetheless.
It didn't change it.
That's right.
I was mad.
Nobody told me this much gold weighed this much.
Fucking asshole.
And I'm motherfucking everything.
And I'm talking about how we're moving and we're this and that.
Scorched earth.
And where she went, that door that that carriage went to,
she, when we got done with that conversation, I went and laid down.
She went into her office, and she has a studio office above that garage.
And that fucking cart was pushed right in front of the door of where the fuck she was.
That's where we move our dogs around in, baby carriage.
So I know.
But anyhow, it happened right after the conversation.
And dude, what she thinks, and she's very much in tune,
she thinks that the ghosts got mad because I said we were fucking moving
and they didn't want us to move.
Well, it went about the wrong way.
I'm the fuck out of there.
Well, so that'll be the property.
Bro, is that a convincing video?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
No doubt.
Zero doubts on that one.
The ghost probably didn't want to get yelled at.
Did you see the-
It's like, fuck that.
I'm not being here. I'm just getting this motherfucker to open his door. I'm going to put all my ghost shit in his car. Did you see the fucking dude, did you see? I didn't want to get yelled at. Did you see? I was like, fuck that. I'm not being here.
I'm just giving this motherfucker open his door.
I'm going to put all my ghost shit in his car.
Did you see the fucking wheels?
Did you see the wheels turn?
Oh, yeah, they turned.
Dude.
No, there's no other.
No, that does not make sense.
No.
Anything other than a ghost.
We need to rethink this best.
No, bro.
I'm in on that.
Oh, I totally am.
That's fucking crazy, that picture, bro.
So you're going to sleep in that thing?
In Montana? Well, yeah. See, I want the. That's fucking crazy, that picture, bro. So you're going up there? So you're going to sleep in that thing? In Montana?
Well, yeah.
See, I want the Dumas Brothel.
I'm going to sleep all night.
We were going to buy it and turn it into a cool speakeasy bed and breakfast type thing.
We thought it'd be because it's haunted.
And the way they say it is violently haunted.
But they said, it'd be fun if you can stay from Friday to Sunday, you get a free Ouija
board or something stupid.
But it's a historical landmark, and they won't let you read.
Bro, that shit is absolutely 100% real.
Well, they got video shit.
Like you talking to ghosts, like light the flashlight and it lights up for you.
Weird shit.
It's a cool place.
Anyway, yeah.
You're in, dude.
Yes, you are.
I'm putting off for that.
You are in.
You know what happens to black people at the beginning of horror films, right?
That's wild.
We're in.
All right.
So what are the hashtags on the competition?
So it's hashtag Team Meyer.
And it's hashtag Team O'Neal.
I kind of am one up on them because the hashtag Team O'Neal turns out from O'Neal wetsuits.
I got a couple hundred thousand more.
Oh.
But we're counting.
No, we know which ones are ours.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
But yes, for the way forward, either hashtag.
The way forward and it's available on Amazon.
Yep.
It's available everywhere. Buy this and read it. And we read the audio book, too hashtag. The way forward, and it's available on Amazon. Yeah, it's available everywhere.
Buy this and read it.
We read the audio book, too.
Yeah, we read the audio book.
It's funny, me and Dakota, they're like,
how can you tell who wrote which part?
And I'm like, his was written and read slower.
Yeah.
Actually, you see all those corrections on his book?
He has a small banjo in the background.
How much fun was it recording your own voice on the audio book?
The worst. i've done it
before i read my first book by my to myself and it's well you remember the thing with the when
they correct your the way you're pronouncing i now remember why i got so mad that day joe
it's because we were working on read audiobook i'll tell you what when you all wonder why i
don't read my own book people are like why don't you have an audio version 75 hard i'll tell you
why you're reading because i'll go fucking crazy every time i try sentence like seven times you're reading your book out loud seven or eight times it's weird
yeah it's terrible it sucks sucks and i hate reading anyways yeah i don't barely know how
to read yeah i was about to say yeah my part my part of the book is it's really it's a really
fast read because like i i can't i can't even speak anything over two syllables so you know
me and you bro yeah. Yeah. Easy.
People are like, yeah, Andy, we would really like you to,
we would support you more, but I don't like the way you talk.
There's a problem.
Well, that's kind of an issue.
Yeah.
All right.
So we got our final segment of the show, guys.
We have our thumbs up segment where I show an article.
It's either going to get two thumbs up or two thumbs in the butt.
Dakota, don't get turned on there. Yeah, easy now're leaning closer you see that shit yeah so with that being said our
headline reads man hospitalized after shoving double a battery into his penis dude he's got
it was a case of self-assault and battery. He's got a huge penis.
Self-assault and battery.
He was trying to make the bedroom more electric.
An Iranian man was forced to go to the emergency room after shoving a AA battery down his penis
in a grotesque stunt worthy of the Discovery Plus series,
This Came Out of Me.
So he was trying to get on TV.
Penis.
He did this to get on TV.
Bro, you ever had a Q-tip stuck in your p-hole yes shit fucking hurts it's not good dude i remember one time
i thought i had to clap all right no for real dude this is real real true story yeah so i didn't have
the clap but i thought i had all right what i ended up having was this thing called prostatitis
which is very similar and you have this goo that comes out your pee hole. So I thought I cost some shit. This is back in the day.
Don't judge me.
All right.
There you go.
I remember the woman grabbing my,
my penis and like squeezing it to get the hole to open up.
Why are your fingers so small?
I remember the woman grabbing it.
Yeah.
She grabbed it.
She took a D size battery.
See,
this is why you guys could trust me.
So, so, so I so i anyway she squatted so she squeezed it she goes this is going to be uncomfortable
and she proceeded to stick a 12 inch q-tip and she only got through the tip yeah
anyway it sucked did it not suck yeah so yeah i did suck
and i just this this man all i want to say we got soap in your in your pee hole oh you're in there
like maybe beating a little bit you got a little shampoo down the hole and then you try to pee
there's a lot of things that shouldn't go down that hole i know shampoo is wonderful yeah
this guy put double a batteries in his i'm just gonna i'm gonna leave at this. Me and him, we're not working with the same thing.
Yeah.
And we ain't showering together either.
How would you make that?
Dude, I agree.
There's no way a battery would fit in my pee hole.
Yeah, how would you make that work?
Well, I mean, first of all,
why the fuck are you asking me?
Dude, you know there's...
I totally missed it.
You know there's...
I don't use AA.
You use Ds?
I use Ds.
Oh, you got Ds.
I got triple As's over here okay so so the fiasco came to light an unnamed 49 year old man uh went to the hospital okay
where he informed doctors that he had the charging device uh lodged in his genital genital for 24
hours um and it was uh eventually uh this case study was
published in the medical journey um so there was x x-rays that were performed here you go
and uh what are you doing it's in there what are you doing that's pretty
what you know what is going on with the world, bro?
I mean, I know it's crazy.
You're on TV, man.
That's why you did it.
That's rough.
That's brutal.
I mean, do you give a thumbs up because it's impressive or thumbs down because it's fucking
ridiculous?
Dude, I'm just like over here cringing because I know how bad it hurts to have like soap
in there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I said, yeah, I got to go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The doctor said
this will be
uncomfortable.
If we said
two thumbs in
the butt,
I think this
dude would be
down.
Like he's
past the
butt phase.
This is the
final boss.
This guy's
not fucking
around with
the butt.
Well,
that's our
thumbs up,
man.
Oh,
man.
That's awesome.
That's a hell
of a way to end the show jesus that's all i got baby all right man well look guys uh awesome time
having this conversation i'm super honored to have you both on the show like i've wanted to
have you both on the show to have you both here together it's been fucking awesome oh thanks man
yeah we might not have jobs after this oh yeah we're definitely gonna cancel for something i'm already have one here
hey you can throw you can shove shit in boxes
people don't have a sense of humor i don't know that's true you know that's it yeah you know
i i appreciate you guys uh as friends but more so, uh, what you guys stand for and what you're about.
Um,
it's what we need more of.
So,
uh,
you know,
any way that we can support anything that you're doing,
our community here,
the guys listening,
the girls listening,
please support these guys.
These guys,
these guys,
not only have they gone and done things for us,
they continue to help make the world a better place. And I think Dakota, what
you said, man, I think that's a hell of a guide for people to fix this shit. You know, starting
our own house, starting our own yard, worry about what we're doing to get better. And it's a good
reminder for me too, because I get down about this shit. You know what I'm saying? You don't
need to call me anytime you get down about, you just call me. I'll talk to you five minutes.
Yeah. Well look, dude about it, you just call me. I'll talk to you in five minutes. Yeah, well,
look, dude, it's very
much appreciated. Thank you guys. Thanks for having us.
Thanks for the hospitality. Really appreciate it.
We're going to find you guys on social.
Mine's
at McHoo-ya, M-C-H-O-O-Y-A-H
because I was
told before I was real out of the Navy, there's a thing
called Twitter, make up a fake name, and
they'll never know who you are. And I
said, well, they say who you are in Buds.
I'm kind of a Mick, so I'll be Mick who you are.
And then my name leaked for killing with a lot and I had 10,000 followers.
I'm like, fuck, I'm Mick who you are
now. Or MC
who you are. How's that work out for you? People never
going to know who you are. It worked out as well as putting
two AA batteries up your pee hole.
I got that and a blue check mark.
And you got kicked off Delta.
That's right.
Did we talk about that yet?
Yeah, we did.
I know.
And then you can find me,
DakotaMeyers0317 on...
Both of them.
What is 0317?
That means I was a sniper.
Got it.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Cool.
Awesome.
Thank y'all.
All right.
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