REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 247. Andy, JP Sears, Sal & DJ CTI: CDC Director Rebukes DeSantis, Graham Calls For A Hit On Putin & No Russian Cats Allowed
Episode Date: March 5, 2022In today's episode, Andy and the crew are joined in the studio by JP Sears. They discuss CDC director Rochelle Walensky criticizing DeSantis for asking teens to remove their masks, Senator Lindsey Gra...ham calling for Russians to stand up to assassinate Putin, and United Nations of Cats Federation banning Russian cats from competitions.
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What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to
the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have andy jp sal and dj cruise the motherfucking internet
yeah i know how many practice times you do that today uh three all right good you know so you
keep it up on your rep well you are getting better he is getting better keep it spicy so
guys as you probably noticed there's an extra human or two in this show.
And I'd like to introduce my good buddy, JP Sears.
You guys know him from the internet.
Comedian.
Awesome dude.
What's happening, bro?
Not much.
Thank you for having me.
Yeah.
Walking around trying to preach the gospel of freedom to people who will listen.
Yeah.
You've been doing a good job of that.
Yeah.
I've been watching everything for the last two years.
And you have a great way of presenting the truth.
It's a very intelligent, also humorous.
And if you guys aren't familiar with the way JP does his content, it's kind of hard to argue with.
Yeah.
At least I'm biased enough that I agree with that.
Narcissist. you with you know yeah at least i'm biased enough that i agree with that yeah yeah and you know narcissist to me the the comedy it just writes itself and the number one principle in comedy
is the truth principle you just tell the truth and you add some satire whatever your flavor of
comedy is and that's the comedy but there's so much truth that's trying to be suppressed
that it makes comedy incredibly easy to write now and and i also i'm biased because i'm a comedian
but i think expressing messages through the language of comedy it helps them get into people's
minds because it's like it's playful whereas it's so you don't have to be as defended fast so do my
best to communicate with people to help them get in touch with their own hearts their own minds a
little better dude you do an awesome job dj and i talk a lot about dave chapelle and how his older
comedy was so unifying because it made everybody laugh at everybody and uh dave if you ever listen to
the show we really miss you bro come back oh shit i know he's coming back he's doing his stuff now
but i mean like come back come back yeah like the old dave well i will say this for everybody
listening jp your fucking hair is awesome it's everything i thought it would be. You're welcome. Yours is less.
Wax on, wax off over here, baby.
It's a look though, dude.
No, beard and mold it, baby.
You used to have that thing on your head when you started working around here.
The cowlick?
Yeah, whatever that was, we made you cut it.
The fro thing you had. Oh, yeah.
Whatever that was.
No, dude, listen.
The only fight I've ever lost.
Now you go with the Rick Ross look. Dick Boss, yeah. Rick Ross, Dick Boss. Listen, the only fight i've ever lost the rick ross look
dick boss yeah rick ross dick boss listen the only fight i've ever lost in my life was my hairline
so that's the only fight that i've ever you know the key is bro when it starts quitting on you got
to fire it yeah that's what i'm saying i just had to let it go let it go so what are you go ahead i
was just gonna say all enlightened people in my opinion either have long hair or they're bald oh you just think buddha or jesus yeah i must be
not enlightened that that's correct yeah
dj what do we got today man well we got sal to hey sal oh yeah listen i you know i'm used to it
at this point for two i'd say right but i don't want to by the way uh that guy over there that
i hired that you think is pretty smart he's's pretty smart. He's on the show too.
I mean, hey, welcome.
What's going on, baby?
I happen to like Dr. Sal too.
I got you.
I'm following his lead.
I'm a narcissist.
Nothing wrong with-
I'm the best ad here.
Nothing wrong with a little healthy narcissism.
I mean, hey, listen, it got me this far.
Yeah.
I seem to like myself.
So just to let you know, JP brought up a great point as the show was getting started.
We are going to fearmonger
very heavy on the show.
It's our job as media outlet
to scare you
and to doing whatever it is
that we want you to do.
100%.
So we're going to lay it on, really.
Which in this case is hopefully laugh.
Yeah, I got a shit ton of that, actually.
Guys, you know it's CTI,
so we still have some headlines.
We talk about them.
And if you're curious
about any of these articles, pictures, videos, you can find them all on andyfrasella.com uh guys i want
to bring up this first topic for you real quick this is not it didn't really fit anywhere because
it just came out we've had the rules i feel like we're changing the rules we have to for this and
i think you'll understand why when you see it. Changing the rules. Medot. What happens if you change the rules?
Medot, come on, help me out.
He's going to want to see this.
You're going to want to see this.
Oh, you guys are, it's a mutiny.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
It's a fucking cutie tie.
I got it.
All right.
I had to throw it up, man.
So this just came out.
This is breaking news right now, okay?
This headline reads,
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot allegedly told staff, quote, I have the biggest dick in Chicago.
Bigger than the Italians.
Bigger than the Italians.
I saw this.
I think Lori Lightfoot, she did wonderful in the movie Beetlejuice.
Oh, yeah.
She did fucking awesome.
I loved her.
She got an Oscar for that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's just incredible.
For God's sakes.
So this is her full quote okay
quote and i'm quoting this okay quote you dicks what the fuck were you thinking you make some
kind of secret agreement with italians what are you doing you're out there measuring your dicks
with the italians seeing who's got the biggest dicks you're out there stroking your dicks over
the columbus statue i am trying to keep chicago police officers from being shot and you're out there stroking your dicks over the Columbus statue. I am trying to keep Chicago police officers from being shot,
and you're trying to get them shot.
My dick is bigger than yours and the Italians.
I have the biggest dick in Chicago.
Prove it.
Prove it.
Bro, it brings a whole new meaning to deep dish.
I'm just saying.
Listen, the only thing that would actually, actually i mean it wouldn't make sense if that
lady had a dick you know what i'm saying i'm watching her on news conferences like oh she's
got a dick it makes sense well she's got to have something right i don't fucking know i think
there's a nuance in here so she says she's trying to keep chicago police officers from getting shot
right but wasn't she one of the super liberal mayors defunding police?
Oh, yeah.
That's the best way to keep them from getting shot is to get rid of them.
Yeah.
Okay.
Fire all the police.
We're going to get citizens shot, but we're saving police.
Well, I think let's just get them all shot.
And then we defunded the police.
Yeah.
We also de-lifed the police too.
Fuck them.
Dude, did you not?
What happens when you measure dicks?
Yeah.
I mean, you watched the State of the Union and saw that shit, right?
Of Biden saying, we're going to fund the police.
Did you see it?
Of course.
I mean, I saw that clip because it's comical and you're sitting there thinking like, wait a minute.
How can you be that dumb?
You've been watching this for 18 months, two years really at this point.
Defund the police, defund the police, defund the police. they get up in in the state of the union and this guy's we
got to get behind the police and it's like what in the fuck is going on to to jp's point like
you couldn't make this up like how do you even write this script of stupidity no they didn't
how do you believe it oh they didn't write it they just took it from trump's speech and they just
took did you see that clip did you see that clip? Did you see that clip?
Where it was exactly the same line?
It's the same thing.
Wait, I didn't see that part.
What?
That was Trump's speech.
What was that about?
There was parts of, there was literal.
So when Trump, so did you see what they said about insulin?
Let's cap insulin price at $35.
Okay.
That's an exact quote out of Trump's first State of the Union.
It's like the exact same way he delivered it and everything.
And didn't Trump actually do that?
But then Biden undid it.
Yeah.
And now Biden's saying he's going to do it again.
And the people that run Biden,
they need to get their act together.
Dude.
I really,
I really think,
I mean the whole plan,
I think they're running their whole play that they run every four years.
They want to create as much damage as they can.
And then for the next couple of years, they're going to pretend like they've been fixing it. You know, create as much damage as they can, and then for the next couple years,
they're going to pretend like they've been fixing it.
Right.
You know?
Right.
Dude, I don't know, man.
I think people are going to buy it.
Like, I think there's a lot of people who are going to believe it.
Dude, I've seen so many people on the left reposting
how great Biden's speech was.
It's like, dude, he just said everything fucking Trump said.
Like, everything.
Bad orange man.
Dude, it's xenophobic.
I don't know what to think anymore, man.
Like, I don't.
I personally think Biden, the people that run him and people on his team, I think they're great for America right now because I don't think there's anybody else out there who's waking more people up than these guys.
That's a good way to look at it.
They're obviously dishonest, to state the obvious, but they're not good actors.
So it's just like they're the worst poker player you've ever seen.
You got their telltale bluffing sign.
So I think they're doing a good job of waking people up.
I know there's some people that are really allergic to doing their own
thinking.
So they'll continue to fall for it.
But a lot of people like people just aren't as dumb as the administration
thinks they are.
Yeah.
So to be able to say after two years of defund the police,
to be able to say like,
yeah,
we need to fund the police with no acknowledgement of what you've been damaged. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's one thing to say like, yeah, we need to fund the police with no acknowledgement of all the damage.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's one thing to say like,
hey,
been saying this for two years,
defund the police,
but I was wrong.
Rethought it.
Now we're going to switch directions.
Like, cool.
Like, I love changing my mind.
Imagine the momentum
that just that,
that sentence would do.
Their egos weren't allowed that.
I mean,
it was just imagined like people,
dude,
you could get behind that.
It's like, you know what?
I fucked up.
Yeah.
I made the wrong mistake. And you know what? I fucked up. Yeah. I made the wrong mistake.
And you know what?
I'm learning that I made a mistake, and I'm going to make an adjustment and change.
That's called leadership.
Yeah.
Instead of trying to cover up.
Yeah.
They're just trying to cover up all the bad poop they rubbed all over their clothes.
It's like, bro, nothing.
That cologne ain't coming out, bro.
We ain't going to.
Yeah.
Can't cover that up.
Well, I mean, people just got to call it out.
Like, imagine watching NASCAR.
It's like, oh, they're going left making another left turn all of a sudden they go right
something's wrong like you gotta keep that in mind i i think you're right about that i think
a lot of people are waking up but i also feel like um i feel like people have to start well
the reason i think it's taken so long to wake up and
why they're doing such a good job to wake up people is because number one, um, they're still
operating as if there's no independent communication, you know, they're operating as if
before social media was an actual normal everyday thing for most people. Right. So, so they're,
they've been able to do these
things, get up on stage and say whatever they want to say and kind of talk out both sides of
their mouth, promise this, do that. You look over there, do this over here for literally ever until
recently, you know, and now everybody's interconnected. And what I see is a lot of
people who are used to doing things that way
who haven't made the adjustment yeah you know yeah it's an old paradigm in it and i think they're
trying to adjust through their censorship of big tech administration trying to control it
but still like obviously a lot of truth accidentally slips through the cracks yeah
but i think you're right they are in an old paradigm
yeah we need some youth man yeah well some youth and some truth well here's what okay
there's no way she has bigger dick than italians
good transition there's no way i mean she is black she is black there's a reason they use
italians motherfucking they're not black people. Just saying.
Yeah, yeah.
You go over and swallow that pill.
I don't want to swallow anything.
All right.
Now we can get back to regularly scheduled programming.
All right.
So headline number one for you guys,
officially headline number one.
Headline reads,
CDC director rebukes DeSantis
for scolding high school students over
mass quote it is absolutely their choice so uh the director of the u.s centers for disease control
prevention um that woman's name she was shell yeah sounds like monica if you ask me
uh but she's she's rebuking uh florida governor ron desantis for his recent scolding of a Sounds like Monica, if you ask me. Mm hmm.
But she's she's rebuking Florida Governor Ron DeSantis for his recent scolding of a group of high school students who were wearing masks to protect against COVID-19, saying that it's absolutely their choice to do so.
Quote, those students should have been comfortable wearing a mask.
Dr. Rochelle Walensky said on MSNBC, it's absolutely their choice. Here's a video of the actual full statement of Governor DeSantis right here for you.
You do not have to wear those masks.
I mean, please take them off.
Honestly, it's not doing anything, and we've got to stop with this COVID theater.
So if you want to wear it, all right, but this is ridiculous.
I think he's got the biggest dick.
I mean.
Who, this kid?
That's possible.
I mean, look.
First of all, he clearly said right there, you can wear it if you want.
If you want to.
Secondly, this woman who's saying this is guilty of crimes against humanity.
Right.
Okay.
Thirdly, where the fuck was our choice for the last two fucking years exactly where why didn't why didn't we uh why didn't we quarantine the the vulnerable and the sick
if this was such a crazy thing and also um did you see the video of this what this kid's mom
so that's what this is right here yeah i'll play this guys right here you go did you feel pressure by the governor to do that a little it was more of a pressure of an adult figure asking me to do
something and it's just like all right it's just shocking that the governor told these kids take
off your mask he pretty much said take off your mask is stupid and take off your mask your parents don't matter it's definitely stupid i think we can all
yeah and the irony in that is she had no mask on first of all dude you've been telling everybody
else for two fucking years to do all this shit like these people are the people who have been
yelling at people putting them on video looking, you're killing everybody's grandma.
And now all of a sudden it's freedom of choice
and you can't handle it?
Right.
Yeah, but that's the hypocrisy at its finest.
You know, they've learned.
Dude, how do these people like?
Well, their normal tactic is to spin it.
You know, they spin everything.
They don't care about the right thing to do.
No, they care about their narrative.
In their way.
That's the perfect thing.
It's like, you know, for years, going back to your point, which is a fabulous point,
you know, they've been able to slowly control the theater over a long period of time.
You know, they do the State of the Union.
They go out and clip whatever they want to go out to the mass and they put it out there.
Well, social allows us to share that information freely, openly, and very quickly.
And so, like, you look at that clip, they only share what they want to share, which
is he went in and basically told these kids to take their mask off. But the truth of the
matter is the truth is he said, Hey, you take it off. It's stupid, but if you want to wear it,
it's fine. I don't see anything wrong with that. It wasn't anything wrong. It gets better than
that. If you watch that full video, cause that was the edited version of that kid standing there.
He stood for a good 15, 20 seconds without answering the question of did he
feel pressured and he like looks at his mom and he like looks at the camera and he like looks at his
mom and he you could tell he's like afraid to say and then he's then he's like well i kind of feel
pressure right really what he wanted to say was oh no i'm tired of this shit yeah my breath yeah
yeah i think stackholm syndrome's a hell of a thing. Andy, you mentioned crimes against humanity.
And amongst some of the crimes against humanity, I think forcing anybody to wear a mask, especially children, I do believe that's one of the crimes against humanity.
It's abuse.
Absolutely. abuse. And just like any, there's a reason why, like the archetypal example of a woman who grows
up with an abusive father, oftentimes will marry a man who abuses her because the abuse is very
familiar to her. And someone who's been abused, they will fight to be abused. They will defend their abuser. So here you have that playing out.
Yeah, for sure. I think that's something that I believe is true, 100%. I think these people who
have been pointing the finger and saying, do this or do this. They're all, all of them, I believe are highly mentally abused
over the last two years. And it's as hard as it is to have empathy for those people.
We also have to recognize the truth, right? Like we're people that stand for the truth.
I said this on a show a couple of weeks ago, you know, these people are victims.
They just don't know it yet. You know what i mean they're not aware that that and i don't know how your experience has been but i've
had a lot because you've been speaking the truth the whole time this has been going on i've had a
lot of people message me privately and say you know what dude i i thought you were kind of full
of shit and now i'm starting to see that this is this is a big game they're
playing and i'm like yeah bro you can do that same yeah you know messages can be like jp i thought
you were just really a piece of shit for a year year and a half and now i'm i'm waking up to see
what's going on yeah and you know there's people that recognize what was going on way faster than me.
So we don't need to act like we're above anybody.
We all wake up in our own time,
but absolutely.
And I think it's a beautiful thing to watch people change their minds.
I appreciate those messages.
Same.
I recently put out a video.
Well,
a backtrack,
a little context about five years ago, I put out a video. Well, a backtrack, a little context about five years ago,
I put out a video making fun of gun owners,
like just really painting.
Like if you're pro gun painting you in a negative light,
like this whole thing,
like you need to protect yourself from a tyrannical government.
You fucking idiots.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And we wake up,
it's 2022.
Yeah.
So I,
I did a whole video.
I had clips from my old one.
And then the new narration, I'm taking point by point.
Here's what I believe then.
Here's why I changed my mind.
And I'm going to leave that old video up of me being an idiot because I want people to
see the documentation.
If you never change your mind, you're not learning.
What would happen if we all look at our 10- old self in third grade and we never let ourself change your mind
yeah holy shit we'd be very limited yeah a lot of fucked up socks i'll tell you that
at 10 bro at 10 send the trophy that's three no but i i think you know jp you don't get to give
yourself trophies bro you grew up in that era that's why yeah no we don't do that here you got to actually be funny yeah
but i think you know jp makes a great point you know when you you start thinking about
life's design is meant to grow adapt change become better and that's why you respect it as another
human you know going back to biden's point had he told the truth said hey hey listen i thought this way but now i'm starting to understand it this way people can
get behind that because it's a you're you're showing humility yeah but it's trustworthy you
gotta remember dude their goal is not to they don't give a fuck but i think that's the they're
not trying to lead bro they're trying to enrich themselves they're trying to enslave the population
they're trying to uh remove the middle
class like they don't really give a fuck what anybody thinks about no but that's my point like
it's a tell it's another telltale it's a pot it's a sign that shows like like if they were trying to
lead absolutely that's right if they had any hope and trying to say you know what guys hey you know
what we made a mistake but our goal is to get better and our goal is to you know share the
truth and we want to deliver a unified America.
They would share a message like that.
And people would get behind it.
They don't give a fuck.
Yeah.
And that's clear whenever you have that opportunity.
You think even at this point, people would?
I think what they're doing back to that point, I think people are unifying on the backside
based off of this point.
When they start to identify as the truth, they could speed up or they could shift it
to their camp in unification if they wanted to identify as the truth, they could speed up or they could shift it to
their camp in unification if they wanted to express that humility. They don't have too much
ego of driving home their point. Here's what bothers me, dude. And I mentioned this, I don't
know, the last couple of days. They did that poll where 49% of Democratic voters would be pro
encampment of unvaccinated people. that was like 60 days ago you know i'm
saying like that's what scares me it's like okay uh all right we're cool we're cool right now but
but what happens the next time these because that's what's dude these guys are not done
let's go these globalists they are not done they just invested 22 and a half billion dollars for
the next round of vaccines pcr test and
fucking treat like they're not done they're about to run the same play again yeah yeah joel see the
some of the new pfizer data that has been leaked or not leaked out but revealed that pfizer didn't
want revealed i i saw and i i can't this isn't scientifically validated nothing i've ever said is scientifically validated
i only speak misinformation all the disclaimers but i saw a tweet and and i say this because i
don't know like is this actually factual based on the data but they said the mortality rate of
the vaccine was three percent which i think is 12 times more than the mortality rate of COVID.
And if they're saying 3%, it really means like 15.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
I think time's going to tell,
but that was interesting when you looked at that document,
the amount of shit that was on it,
like the side effects, the cause reactions.
It was crazy.
It was 10 pages of reactions. And that's at like fucking 10.5 guys like i mean it was
long yeah yeah it's gonna be a hell of a commercial here in about three years yeah
you know and he's gonna be a two second ad and then 13 seconds of disclaimer of what the side
effects of could you imagine a commercial for the vaccine that was like honest oh like hey if you if
you're afraid that you might be one of the 0.02%
of people that are going to die from this disease
and you want to free yourself from that worry.
And by the way, here's the side effects.
But, you know, come to Pfizer.
Yeah.
You know, they're going to hit the fast forward,
but you know how like at the end of the ad,
there's like,
you know, it's going to be like 13 seconds of that.
Do not take it.
Dude, I can tell you this this i didn't take it i was very clear about that um if i had taken it i would be a little bit nervous
for me especially yeah you got underlying shit bro i don't know, man. I personally believe, I don't know what the next topics are,
but I believe this hysteria that we're seeing with the war in Ukraine and all that,
I think these people are literally trying to create a war.
Because you listen to the politicians, both on the left and the right,
and all the media sources, even Fox, all of them, are banging that war drum.
My opinion is that they're trying to escalate this into a major war
to cover this entire thing they just did.
So if they're trying to cover it,
I'd imagine they're trying to do more than just cover it.
And obviously, COVID, a lot of loose ends that aren't tied up.
So I understand why they'd want to cover their tracks.
But also, I would imagine they've got another agenda, like cover that, but also-
Here's the backup plan.
Yeah. And here's where the war is taking us. I don't know what their plan would be, but
these evil people, they're not dumb. They're very sociopathic, but they're also very intelligent.
I look at their whole pandemic with COVID. I admire like holy hell y'all orchestrated a lot yeah good for you think of all the people
so much involved and for not you know it's like it's a collective effort that everybody knows
their ass is on the line literally and they all went all in and now they're going all in on this
next thing so i agree with you dude there's way more to it
um you know there's people talk about depopulation agenda i mean something no shit yeah well we we
were looking dj and i were looking at the uh the cancer statistics from a hundred years ago so a
hundred years ago um one in eight one in eight thousand people would die from cancer now it's one in three one in three or one in three thousand or one in three so if we pretended that that's true that
the elites do want to depopulate the earth why do you think they want to
i mean you know if you think about it from, so, so there's two ways to think.
I thought about this a lot and there's two ways to think about it, right?
You could think of it as if they're just evil people and they just want to have everything
for themselves, which I believe is part of the situation.
You know, the whole Klaus Schwab, you'll own nothing and be happy. And they'll own everything
and be happy. You know what I'm saying? People don't think of the other side of that equation.
So I think that's part of it. I think these people are completely detached from reality.
They don't know what it's like to go to a grocery store or pump gas or have a job and
have to worry about their last 300 bucks or 200 bucks or how they're
going to use it.
These people are so far removed from that generationally, they can't even comprehend
what it is for the average human on this earth to live.
You know, but I also think there's a moral superiority aspect to it.
And if you notice a lot of these people who have been extremely tyrannical over the course of the last couple of years, especially, they believe they are morally superior and smarter than the other people. recognize that population or overpopulation is creating actual real issues with the environment
or with the future, right? Because population growth, it doesn't grow steady. It's growing
at an exponential rate. And it could be a situation where they feel like, okay,
we're the most powerful people in the world. It's our duty to preserve the planet. And I could see them believing that was a great idea. They're doing
something morally right. Because as you know, just like take a leader in the military or something
like that, you have to make hard decisions where people are going to die and to accomplish goals.
And so I think it's a little bit of both of those things where a little bit of it is that they're
evil and they're greedy. And then the other part is they believe they're selling themselves on a
morally superior mission, if that makes sense. Let me push back on you a little bit. Yeah. I think you're giving them too much credit where you're suggesting that they care about the
planet. So I look at how Klaus Schwab and all the same people beating the fear mongering about
COVID, also the same people beating the fear mongering drum about war,
but also climate change for sure,
which make now I don't think climate change is a real concern because I look
at who is pushing the fear mongering.
So if we just pretend for a second,
yeah,
they,
they don't really care about the planet.
Yes.
They want to control people. They want to depopulate, but it's not to save the planet because I don't really care about the planet yes they want to control people they
want to depopulate but it's not to save the planet because i don't think they care that much
no because they fucking 50 fucking jets they use to fucking well there's also the other part of it
too like dude when you go to the green system that they want there's an entire there's an entire old
way of life an entire new way of life that they are
they can now capitalize on for themselves you know i i i don't i don't disagree with you i don't know
what their motivation is that i'm just trying to understand it it's hard to think like a sociopath
when you're when you've got a soul in your body yeah it's hard what do you think it's like asking
a serial killer why they murder like you don't want to know sometimes you don't want to know why you don't care why well what do you what
do you think you know i'm mostly curious i don't have a solid thought like my best curiosity is
a smaller population is simply easier to control yeah and and for me the definition of evil
is anyone who tries to control other people in a way that's not in their best interest.
That's just what evil is to me.
And I think these evil people, we could say they're money motivated, but I don't think they are.
I think money is just a symbol that allows you to have a sense of control.
I think control is truly what they're after. I
think the human heart and soul, it gets power through surrender and acceptance, but I think
the human ego gets a sense of power through control. So I think they're after control.
So I do wonder, well, maybe just a smaller population is easier for them to control and control is
what they're like that's the adrenochrome they're trying to feed into their stupid egos you've seen
the georgia guidestones right i haven't no so georgia guidestones um anybody who can look
anybody wants to look this up can look at it but it's a set of stones in georgia that are kind of like stone hedge but they have um an inscription on them step by step of how to uh run the world if there was a worldwide
catastrophe and the first first item on those guidestones is to never allow the human population
to be over 500 million yeah so there's a lot of theories around that too but how long ago was that stuff in great in the
70s some dude had it made but the theory is he's like part of the globalists and like left the
globalists and this was like his warning whistleblowing yeah but 1980 yeah 1980 think
about this just riddle it out there, expressing it. So Bill Gates is
known for buying up lots of real estate right now, buying up lots of farmland, especially-
He's the biggest farmland owner in the United States.
Okay. So why would you do it? And when you start thinking about population control and consumption,
and you look at Asia, India, and you start thinking about how fast they're actually
replicating and how much fast they're actually replicating
and how much demand they're actually creating out of the earth.
Is it sustainable for those populations to continue to replicate at that pace and us
as a world feed that pace?
And so the supply chain, if he owns the actual ground and he continues to buy ground, they
can control the food supply and then also control the population supply.
There's double-edged that sword, right?
So if he can control the food,
then you can kind of keep him starved, right?
And so there's the odds of those not adding up to me.
I know that makes me sound crazy,
but it's kind of like one-on-one is totally-
I don't think anything is crazy at this point.
To me, it sounds crazy not to acknowledge
that very obvious reality that
you point out yeah i mean it's just you know you're walking through and i'm talking it's like
oh you know all right well these people are growing they want they want our food they want
our farmland maybe maybe bill gates is making a defense play you know like i've thought of it as
much as this like i've thought of it as as deep as this shit like a lot of the people who went
along with this i'm i'm i'm just and i I really don't give a fuck if it offends you.
It's just the truth.
A lot of people that went along with this, they lack the ability to critically think for themselves.
Okay?
And if you were going to depopulate, who would you want to get rid of?
You would want to get rid of the dumbest people.
You would want to get rid of the people who are easily manipulated.
You would not want to,
you would not want to remove your creatives or your intelligence or your
producers from society.
You would want to cut the,
the more useless people of society out.
And I've thought about it even as much as that.
Like maybe that's what they're trying to.
And think about who they're leaving behind though,
Andy,
like they're leaving the people who know this shit is wrong but are not willing to do
any fucking thing to stop it the silent majority the big fucking population easily fuck we're just
as easily controlled as anybody else i don't think that that's i don't think that people who went with
it and not went with it is exactly political i know a lot of people who are conservative that
that just went ahead and did it yeah um i i feel like it's the
divide is not left right i feel like the divide literally is your ability to critically fucking
think because because dude like i'm i don't care who made it trump i don't care if it's jesus i
don't care i'm not taking a vaccine that was made in 12 months for for when I know a vaccine takes 10 years. Right. You know what I mean?
And I I've lived long enough to know that, you know,
eventually after all these miracle pills that come out, there's a,
there's a, there's something that happens every four or five years later.
It's a commercial.
Yeah.
There's a commercial that says, Hey,
if you fucking life was ruined by taking this drug, call me.
I'm like, I'll help you.
So I've seen enough of that in my
life to like be weary of that anyway and i i don't know man i think they you know when we talk about
the psychological abuse you know remember the videos they were showing of people falling over
in the street body bag yeah and like yeah, people, it scared the shit out of people. Yeah.
And on those numbers you mentioned about people just going along with it,
even conservatives.
I'm sure you guys have,
you know,
looked a little bit into mass formation psychosis.
Yeah.
So when you look at those numbers,
I believe these come from Dr.
Matthias Desmond,
30% of people completely buy into the narrative that they're told,
the hypnotic narrative.
30% of people don't.
They see the truth.
They fight the narrative.
But then you have what they call the persuadable middle, the 40% of people that will just go
along with it.
They don't have the courage to like, no, that doesn't make sense.
But they just go along with it unless there's a better option presented to them. And right now, I think we're
in the process of presenting people with better options. But to your point, statistically, it's
like 40% of people left to their own accord won't have the courage to speak their minds.
They'll just be one of the sheep like, there's the edge of the cliff,
but I guess we're walking this way.
Maybe it's a good view.
Maybe the fall's fun.
Maybe they got a mattress down there.
My hope is, and I agree with that,
that feels right with what I've observed.
My hope is this is the next time
that they come through with the same play
because they're going to run the same play.
They're going to come out with another crisis.
And that's why, you know, when this woman, when they just said,
when Linsky just said, don't wear the mask anymore about a week ago,
she said, we're going to bring them back out later again.
And that was basically what she said.
We're just giving people a break.
We're giving people a break we're giving people a break yeah and so my hope is that enough people will find the courage to to stand up this
next time it comes through you know um because as you know it's it wasn't the most fun to
be one of the only people trying to point this shit out to people for the last two years
you know i had a pretty good time actually yeah we did yeah we actually did have fun with it yeah we've met a lot of
great people over that ride you know what i'll say this this is something i talk about a lot man
um i i really made some of my best friends through this process because i've i met i like
ian smith or tommy vex or like these people online who are speaking the truth.
JP, guys getting connected with people.
Rogan, who's, you know, these people are all about telling the truth.
And that it's really created a whole new network of people that I talk to now.
Yeah, I agree.
Same in, I've never been in the military, so I won't pretend like I have real courage, but I have a lot of friends who have been in the military. They've served, they've
been in battles and the guys that they're in the firefights with, they're brothers for life
because they've been in real situations. So what we're experiencing in society, no, it's not an
acute life or death situation with bullets flying at you, but we're living in society, no, it's not an acute life or death situation
with bullets flying at you, but we're living in a time where it's getting real.
So when I look over and see you're in the foxhole, you're speaking truth, it brings
out a much closer connection than if, say, three years ago, we're both talking about
the same thing, but it doesn't really matter we just
agree right we're just doing a podcast yeah right but it's like we're we're bringing more soulfulness
into the world and i think we're therefore able to connect with brothers and sisters at a deeper
level now just for being on what team truth team freedom dude it's my opinion and this is not on the topic of the show
but like man i feel like i i feel like the entire human experience is intentionally suppressed and
i feel like these people who are doing this they understand the true power of actual collective consciousness amongst
groups of people. And when you really think about how they try to feed us and what lifestyles they
try to force upon us and how they try to keep us in the dark. And then you think about the history
that's been told, which now we have to really kind of question what was actual fact.
And then you think about the medical technologies that they withhold from us. And then you think
about like, okay, well, what actually do they know that we don't know? And they say, oh, well,
humans only use 10% of the brain. Well, I don't believe that. I believe that we are far more powerful than what
they ever taught us that we could be. You know, most of the things that have created my life,
which I think is pretty cool, really come down to things like visualization and meditating and,
you know, creating things in your mind before they become reality. And they don't teach us any of those things growing up.
And so I've started to like almost,
I mean, I'm very much so of the belief
that we have been completely lied to
about what we're capable of
and what humans are supposed to do
and how we're supposed to behave
and what our potential really is
because it's a threat to these people at the top.
Amen.
Yeah.
Amen.
I think a person in touch with their true power is not controllable.
Now, even if you tried to physically control them,
someone who is so in touch with their power,
they won't even be controlled by the fear of death.
Right.
So they'd be like, cool, kill me if you need to.
But I kind of know what's on the other side and I know I'm not like, cool, you're setting me free, that's fine. So I do think there's intentional means, as you mentioned, to keep people tricked out of being in touch with their true power because they're not controllable. We're not controllable when we're in touch with their true power because they're not controllable we're not controllable
when we're in touch with their true power yeah all right guys our second headline for you headline
number two headline reads graham calls on russians to assassinate putin quote this uh the only way
this ends uh so senator lind So Senator Lindsey Graham just yesterday,
that was Thursday,
called for Russians
to, quote,
step up and kill
Vladimir Putin
amid Russia's brutal war
on Ukraine,
then doubled down
on the comments
just this morning.
Here's the video
for you guys.
How does this end?
Somebody in Russia
has to step up to the plate.
Is there Brutus in russia is there more
successful colonel stoppenberg in the russian military the only way this ends my friend is
for somebody in russia to take this guy out you would be doing your country a great service
and the world a great service what we got on that guys i? I mean, look, dude, the longer this goes on and the more I see the media, all the media
bang these war drums and these politicians bang these war drums.
By the way, none of them are going to go fight this war.
No.
Okay.
Like we, we, I think we should be done sending our young people to die for their benefit that's my opinion um for any reason
i'm a bit of an isolationist i don't believe in america being the world police i believe that we
have a number of problems here that we should solve before we get involved in anybody else's
problems um i think it's highly irresponsible for him to say that, not because I think Putin's a
great guy, but because of the repercussions that that could cause for all of us by him running his
mouth. And finally, what I think is the reason these people in the media and the politicians
and everybody that is of that class is banging that war drum so hard is because i believe these people
know what they're guilty of they know what they've allowed to happen for the last two years and they
don't want to get caught up in it that's my personal opinion i think the i think if we go
to war they know that if we go to war which they just said earlier today we're not doing um
they they know that people will forget about this and they won't
and so to me like the way i'm seeing it is like hey these dudes uh they don't want to get hung
up on the end of a rope that's really what it comes down to and so they want to look over there
and say oh it's it's putin motherfucker we know what you just did for the last two years like
we're not going to forget right you know You know? So I think this is,
this is that that's,
that's my opinion.
Yeah.
Please go.
I was going to say,
you know,
I used to respect this man and,
you know,
I'd watch him on Fox news and then the night of the,
the January six sham.
Yeah.
He sold out Trump.
Okay.
Who was supposed to be his boy.
And he left him out to dry that day.
And I remember him saying, you know, he shouldn't have done that and he shouldn't have done this. And he was, he was appealing to be his boy and he left him out to dry that day and i remember him saying you know he shouldn't have done that he shouldn't have done this and he was he was
appealing to the left you know he was trying to play his little middle ground card and i think
about him to your point sending those kids across to go fight a war that has nothing to do with us
so if they send those kids over there a war is a good chance your fucking son could get drafted
into it no i understand fucking six and here's this guy who has no backbone he's willing to waver you know on a relationship that's you
know that he's had over years and years and years and they're all little political propaganda play
their little cards and that's the thing it's it's he's calling for his head but he ain't got the
balls to go do it himself never would never has never will right and you know that's the problem
right we have guys and girls who are running the show,
they're calling the shots. They're not our smartest. They're not our brightest. They're
not our best. And they're certainly not the toughest ones who can go out there and do shit
about it. And that's a problem. You got the geeks on the streets calling the shots, but you ain't
got the hammers to go fucking do it. Right. I there's a an exquisite level of propaganda around the russia
ukraine situation where the only thing i know for sure is what the media wants us to think
so when you have this guy on fox news saying we need to assassinate putin i get really maybe
but i get really curious like you're painting you want people to think he's the bad guy.
Yeah.
Why?
Yeah.
Why?
And why does George Soros and Hillary Clinton jump on Twitter reinforcing the narrative?
Like if you want to understand what's true, usually look to the opposite of what Hillary
Clinton and George Soros are saying.
Dude.
History will tell you that that's the truth.
Yeah.
Dude, I said that on last Friday's podcast.
I mean, dude, look.
If you're on the side of George Soros, and you're on the side of Hillary Clinton,
and you're on the side of all the media, and you're on the side of all the elites,
and you're on the side of the World Economic Forum,
and you're on the side of Klaus Schwab, guess what?
You're on the wrong motherfucking side.
Okay?
100% of the time. Yeah time yeah like there is no middle
ground there and so the harder they push in my opinion the more people are realizing what you
just said they're like what why is why is it the same people who locked down the world for two
years now saying this guy and then if you actually go watch any of his actual videos
what he's saying is basically like uh do you think they would allow russia to put military
installations on the on the border in canada or mexico no is that unreasonable no i mean
when you listen to what he says now everybody says he's a liar he's a tyrant he's a this he's a that
but when you hear the man and you watch what he says what he's coming what is coming out of his mouth uh doesn't sound crazy to me no it sounds pretty
real it's and if you start to dig into it and he says i want to denazify uh ukraine and you start
to look into um what has been going on in Ukraine since 2014, um,
you can start to see his point,
right? There's been 45,000,
uh,
Eastern Ukrainians fucking slaughtered by this regime that was installed by
George Soros in the last eight years.
And bro,
I'm going to be real.
Like every single DM that I've gotten about this from Russia or Ukraine says
that fucking Putin's liberating
the country every single one and i've gotten some people from here that are ukrainian from here
or russian from here saying other things but the people that are there that i've talked to they're
like hey bro i'm fucking here and they're showing me they're all like none of the shit they're
saying on tv is true uh they they've told me i I've been told a number of times that the Ukrainian military is rogue
and that they're putting up military installations around civilian places
so that when Putin attacks the military installation, civilians get killed.
I mean, it goes on and on and on and on and on.
And they're trying to make this hero out of Zelensky like they made out of Fauci.
Yeah.
And how'd that work with Fauci?
Yeah.
And did y'all see Tulsi Gabbard's video about Zelensky?
Yeah.
Where, you know, we, of course, we see the media here painting him into being a hero.
Like, wow, he's staying with his people.
He cares that much.
He's not even going to flee the country.
His life's on the line
he's there to uphold the democracy of ukraine and then what tulsi gabbard shared is a very
short 30 60 second video of like oh ukraine doesn't have a free democracy zolinski locked
up his political rival that's correct and the leaders of that political party so right off the bat we can see he's very dictator there's other
things that want me to do like we saw the video of the father uh kissing his you know young daughter
while she's getting on the bus and everybody's like oh my goodness he's fighting for ukraine
that's so sweet but then you know then it comes out that no zielinski actually put an order in
that all men aged uh 18 to 60 had to stay in the country to fight that
clip you're talking about was from an actual movie yeah you know exactly there was a couple of those
you know i'm saying so it's like dude like the way i look at this man it's like okay we gotta
think about this let's let's let's go back to you know 2016 right and everybody that was saying that
trump was this trump was this and they were beating that racist drum super fucking hard
and then they come out hey guess what trump's not that bad right then we go into covid they're
beating this covid drum super fucking hard and then it comes out hey covid's not that bad right
now they're beating this russia ukraine uh drum super fucking hard is it a possibility dude of
course it is you know i'm saying like listen if you if you're able to reason and think, they said for two weeks leading up to the conflict, both Zelensky and Putin were like, dude, everything's normal here.
The West is instigating a war.
We're not fighting each other.
And then all of a sudden, it got instigated, instigated, instigated, instigated.
Now there's a conflict.
Right.
And if you listen to what Putin says about the conflict, you know, I got to be honest.
It doesn't sound like he's fucking too unreasonable in his thinking.
I'm just being real.
Okay.
A good majority of people that live in Ukraine are Russian people and they love russia and a lot of those
people want to be with russia and so there's two sides to this whole thing and you know no one's
talking about all the deep state connections and all the money laundering and all the hunter by the
laptop and all this shit and you're wondering why all these motherfuckers care so much the reason
they care so much is because putin's gonna expose all their shit yeah jeopardizes the way that's what's going on and so like dude if
you really care about freedom and here's the other thing that people don't really grasp you know
again maybe i'm wrong i'm not often but it's the truth okay um you have let's just say you were
putin okay and you have russia russia pootler yeah pootler let's
just say you're pootler according to the media right and you have russia and then you have china
okay and those guys went and met and they had a meeting and basically that meeting went something
like this hey hey z hey what's up i'm gonna i'm gonna fucking i'm gonna do this shit over here
uh will you back me up if it gets out of control yeah that's the conversation that happened okay hey hey z hey what's up i'm gonna i'm gonna fucking i'm gonna do this shit over here uh
will you back me up if it gets out of control yeah that's the conversation that happened okay
and what's happening now and here's what i think is going on and people this is what gets people
so confused about oh you mean you think putin is fighting for us no that's not what i'm saying at
all i think he's fighting for his control about fighting for his people exactly and i think what he realizes is that these people the people who are all in
with the world economic forum claude schwab soros all of the leaders who push the lockdown super
hard new zealand leader australian leaders canada leaders united states leaders austria's leaders
all these people push this narrative the what he realizes is that they are very close to unifying everybody else
under this one world government, new world order,
which they openly say and brag about, and the great reset agenda.
And he realizes that him and Z and a few other places are the only places
that they're not at yet.
And so I think he's, from my yet yeah and so i think he's yeah
from my point of view i think he's thinking fuck this is our only chance to stop this
shit from taking our country yeah that's what i think yeah i mean i see it i i always say all
the time but the dots are there it's just whether or not you want to draw the picture you know i'm
saying the dots are fucking there here's the truth you can't believe anything they're saying on any of msm at all none of it in fact i would say the
chances are more likely that the opposite is true on every single thing they're saying you want to
watch you want to watch the news and learn some shit watch it and think all right the opposite
is true and do that for a whole show right and. And then really think about shit. It'll open your mind.
100%.
All right.
Our third and final headline, headline number three.
People are...
Dude, this shit writes itself.
I'll be honest with you guys.
Headline number three reads, the United Nations of Cats Federations bans Russian cats from
its competition so the federation international
feline or fifa okay an international cat federation with members in about 40 countries
is banning russian cats from its competitions for the next three months joining the globe the
growing global backlash to russia's invasion of uk Ukraine. FIFA announced this week that it's enacting certain restrictions on cat breeds in Russia
and belonging to exhibitors who live there, citing the mass destruction and civilian fatalities
caused by what it's called Russia's, quote, unprecedented act of aggression.
Quote, the board of FIFA feels it cannot just witness these atrocities and do nothing.
It added. quote the board of fifa feels it cannot just witness these atrocities and do nothing it added so as of tuesday no cat breeds in russia may be imported and registered in any fifa pedigree book
outside of russia and no cats belonging to exhibitors living in russia may enter fifa
shows outside the country here's the funny thing though the restriction is only going to be valid
until the end of may so at june 1st those russian cats are all good um and and dude there's a lot of people that
actually are registered on this they got about 200 000 do you think that in china they stopped
eating russian cats you know this is what they're like maca i mean let's just go straight racist
but i mean i this is literally the first thing that goes into my brain i watched this this
morning whenever i was watching mornings of maria i watched every morning and uh they showed a clip of all of the companies who are banning russia right it's like all the
technology companies and i'm like in my brain i'm like they're all propaganda they're beating
their little propaganda you know apple and twitter and facebook and they're all doing their thing and
i laughed the first thing went to my brain and goes what's going to happen when china invades
taiwan i bet you bitches don't fucking i bet you they don't back out of China.
You know, it's like.
You putting the Meg rolls back on the shelf?
I bet you won't.
No offense.
You know what I'm saying?
They ain't making no iPhones in Russia, motherfucker. That's what I'm saying, man.
You know what I'm saying?
So they're like, oh yeah, go ahead.
We're going to take the opportunity.
When it happens in China, they're going to be like, oh.
Everybody's going to have to strip down naked.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, what are we talking about here?
Where are we going to go?
They're so weak, man.
They buy off on this shit.
Like, the perfect thing.
Look at that cat, dude. He looks concerned. that cat didn't do anything man oh man he's
concerned here you know i'm saying he's just like he was just born there you know i'm saying like
it's not his fault poor cat yeah man like what the fuck yeah i think you know what a backpack
like real talk yeah yeah real talk though this is dangerous shit russians are the new
unvaccinated they are yeah yeah it's become a virtue yeah the latest virtue signal is it's okay
to attack them it's okay to like i've been seeing stories of russian restaurants getting vandalized
and all this shit like dude the point of vodka huh they're pulling out right like dude this is
insane it's insane dude i feel bad for russian people living in america like they're like it's
i feel this shit's insane yeah it's insane it's dangerous too because you don't fuck with russians
bro yeah and i think you know now focus fight with bears and shit man you don't want to fuck
with them you know now you know we're a couple of year wave of virtue signaling and woke corporations.
So there's just so much momentum and precedent set for doing stupid,
divisive,
like horrible things against other people in the name of believing it's a good
thing.
You know,
it's weaponized morality it's getting people to do the wrong thing while thinking it's the good thing
so okay disrespecting russian people treating russian people like shit we know that's horrible
treating anybody like shit's horrible but you get people to think it's a good thing so yeah i i think
your point is it's very valid it's actually they're the new
unvaccinated i didn't even connect that dot and you think about it it's like well wait a minute
you know like what happened to respecting your neighbor well i think that's also i think that's
why it's important for people who love freedom and who stand for the right thing to recognize
what's actually going on and not just jump on and say you know oh russia bad russia bad russia dude
unvaccinated bad i'm vaccinated bad uh trump bad trump bad trump bad like dude if you're this
fucking stupid can we can you go just go somewhere else you go take the vaccine i must say go take
10 of them and we'll be fine but the thing being is like you think about it you know what's funny
those are the people who took it yeah well you think about a russian american business owner right he's here he's living the
dream he's doing the best he fucking can you should be supporting that guy not hating him
what the fuck is the fact that war has nothing to do with his ass yeah what are you doing to
his restaurant you know you should be going to his restaurant and supporting small business
dude i i believe truly like i don't know man how many times am i wrong strategically
you got a pretty damn good vision
for it i'll tell you that yeah so i mean you lose me in some of the some of the things because i
don't pay attention that's because you you actually run the business i'm trying to solve the fucking
world yeah but like you know when he said earlier like i probably didn't see it i i live like in a
in a silo tube so somewhat busy yeah he's you know you know we were talking about my kids earlier
you know fuck on it i go from here to there back to here and you know but i can tell you and i i had this
conversation with dakota meyer when we were rucking that day i said i got it you know you got to give
andrew credit where credit's due i mean we've been two years plus into this thing it hasn't really
missed the mark because if you go back to the original the original december podcast when he
starts talking about, hey,
how they're going to attack Trump and they're going to have some random fucking disease
and it's going to come through.
And the motherfucker, man, three months later, here we were.
We were writing a mix.
And it's, you know, and the chess pieces.
So I'm just sitting over here.
I'm like, fuck, I guess that's pot.
Yeah, but this is what I see, dude.
This is what happens.
You smoke all that weed.
Yeah.
The universe.
I smoke a fucking all.
The universe starts moving and shit.
You know,
you start talking to the,
you need to smoke weed.
Cause that's not exactly how it goes.
My man's never,
my man's never,
it's LSD over there.
So it's LSD.
Yeah.
You're whatever.
Maybe I should take that.
You think a DMT,
bro.
That's,
that's the next step up.
But dude,
uh,
what I think is,
what I think is actually happening here is i think
putin's taking his opportunity to try and dismantle these people the globalist structure to save his
people yeah i think so if it just so happens it aligns it aligns with what we believe exactly
here as freedom loving americans but he's not doing it for us he's doing it for him right
and if it just wants if it just so happens to help Americans or who are cool, but it's Russians first.
I remember a guy who put this country first and what happened to him.
Well, and then you think about the people who haven't gone along with the agenda.
Okay.
Like you think about Putin not going along with it.
Xi not really going along with it.
Everybody says, oh, Xi, china was locked down way more than you
don't know that right they censor all the data from china into our country like they tell you
that china doesn't release it but actually what they do is they don't allow it to come in here
you still got your iphone didn't you yeah so my point is who else kim jong-un okay uh that
motherfucker's crazy how do you know i don't know but i mean we know just look at his
haircut man i'm a fucker i'm judging now it's crazy i don't know i know there's him and hillary
shop in the same place oh yeah there's a fact about him and him and hillary and klaus schwab
definitely got the same designer 100 they all wear the same kind of shit you know what i'm saying
like you look like somebody's villain emperor shit yeah he's like the guy dude look here's my
point though okay those are the three that live
in okay living all right but who was trump able to fucking talk to the only president yeah north
there was ever no he was able to talk to all three of those guys you know they all have respect
because they're not globalists and they're not in this this this this other little sect of of
country club yeah which dude those people are and they brag about it so it's
not conspiracy claude schwab is on video many times bragging about how they bring up these
leaders through the young world leaders program of the world economic forum and then he actually
says penetrate their cabinets that's his exact word does that sound like a friendly word to you
penetrate i mean it depends if it's after like you know 10 o'clock at night yeah and lights a
little bit that's a little different sounds good yeah it sounds good for you to get penetrated yeah
yeah so but dude my point my point is what size does she wear look look my point is is that these
guys are evil fucks and they truly are evil and they they say oh we're for open society and far left
people think oh yeah free that's no they think no morals no structure their slogan is out of chaos
comes order like dude these people are trying to what they've done in this country for the last
two years that is globalist agenda shit all All right? Letting the criminals out of jail,
making the crime rates go crazy,
ruining cities.
All of this shit is intentional
and it comes from this agenda.
And people,
the mass migration happening
at the southern border,
people don't realize that
in order to remove
the national identity of a country,
you must infiltrate it with many people
who do not share the same ideological beliefs. And then it waters down the national identity.
And so when you think about what their agenda is, which is total global unity on their agenda,
because that sounds good, right? Like we should have unity and peace globally. That sounds good.
I agree. But the way they want to do it is not a nice way of doing it it's not like us men
as leaders like trump would like to do sit down with putin and z and and say okay look i respect
the fact that you're russian you love russia people and and i love america people so how do
we not blow the fuck out of each other you know and kill everybody in the well i guess blow each
other that'd be kind of weird yeah but well maybe not maybe not in the new world maybe that's a custom over there i don't know dj but
my point is my point is is like dude they're they're there's two different kinds of ways to
accomplish this one is through uh having discussions and understanding national identities
and respecting them and then the other one is uh dilute entire countries by allowing mass amounts of migrants
demoralizing society by making every single thing that is acceptable in society backwards men or
women women or men uh you know up is down yeah right destroy objectives true math is all the
way around because if they destroy truth how can there be national identity and if there's no national
identity then it's easy for them to accomplish what they're trying to accomplish and so people
the media you have to understand is on the side of the globalists so when they see trump going out
and talking to putin and talking to z and talking to uh uh kim Jong-un that when, when they do that and they,
they,
they bastardized Trump for doing these things.
The reason they're so hard on them is because what he's doing is the anti
agenda for them.
Yep.
And people don't really,
people can't connect those two,
those,
those dots together,
right?
Like they see it as,
Oh,
Trump's buddies with Putin.
He must be evil.
Well, we just found out two weeks ago, literally a week before these missiles started getting fired,
that Hillary Clinton and her team made up, made up out of thin air, the Trump collusion narrative.
They made it up.
Okay.
So if their goal was to make Trump to look like shit, how bad do they got to make Russia look too?
Right.
And, and, and nobody's even, I don't, I didn't even.
It is amazing how they can fucking just make that story go away.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, literally the whole fucking media.
I mean, if that, if that was inversed, they didn't cover it just like they didn't cover
Biden's laptop, Hunter Biden's laptop right before the election, which just kind of swept
over it.
Huh?
Which happened to be tied to Ukraine. No, no, no. That's, that's what's going on right now. election, which just kind of swept over it. Huh? Which happened to be tied to Ukraine.
No, no, no.
That's, that's what's going on right now.
No, I understand.
Most people don't know it because most people think that story is fake, but, but I mean,
okay, here's the thing guys, Hunter Biden laptop.
That's real.
Okay.
Russia collusion.
The thing you heard for six years about Trump and Russia, Trump, Russia, Trump, that's fake.
Right.
So flip that over in your mind fun and
there's a connecting dot here hillary clinton okay she created the narrative for the one story that
stuck around for six years it wasn't just her hold on through the fucking media right she obviously
has a trigger in there that she can drive into the media that causes it to go and when her story
comes up it goes away so she's she's she's warmongering right now for this war and she even said two days
ago she came out and said anybody who's not for this war should be called out as a traitor
like dude you're a traitor wouldn't it be weird if kim jong-un ends up saving the world
right like he's just like obviously power hungry and control and evil piece of shit in his own
right but when he looks at the world economic forum and all their stuff he's like no that's
not going to work for me so he takes all them out but ends up like saving all of us red white
blue flag kim why did you say why'd you save america i know most people are going to hear
this and probably disagree.
I think there's a high likelihood of something like that happening.
I think there's a high likelihood of the people that we thought were the fucking bad guys
actually hammering these global economic foreign people.
Yeah.
And when you get two bad guys who aren't on the same team, even if two bad guys are on
the same team, an evil corrupt person are on the same team an evil corrupt person
they're not going to be loyal to anybody sometimes not even their own children so when you get a kim
jong-un and the opposing force of a klaus schwab or whatever it is like bad guys eat each other up
yeah you know you look at the you watch the mafia movies. Like, cool, the heads of the mob will take each other out eventually.
So let the bad guys take out the bad guys is a real thing.
Lori Lightfoot's got a bigger dick than them.
I mean, they're Italian.
She does.
Bro, I really think that's what's playing out that we're not hearing.
I really do.
I think this has been going on like
dude do you think trump just figured out about the globalists last week right bro he knew why he run
run no president during the swamp i know but if you look back at a lot of the things he did knowing
what is considered to be pretty much public knowledge now a lot of the things he did make
a lot more sense you know know? And so I think people
have to really, I think you guys listening, you have to really take a step back and ask yourself,
what do you actually really know? What do you really know? Like, have you ever met Putin?
Have you ever watched the speech of Putin? Have you ever met fucking Z? Have you ever watched
the speech of Z? Have you ever met kim jong-un do you
really what do you know about him what you really know about him is this is from the same people
who are on tv right now screaming for us to send our fucking kids to fight a war that does not have
any fucking thing to do with america one of the things that scares the human mind the most, just generally speaking, is mystery.
Familiarity and certainty comforts us.
But mystery, like saying, we don't know what's going to happen.
We don't know what's behind that corner.
We don't know the dark.
We're afraid of it because there's a mystery.
So in order to anesthetize people's fears, a lot of times they will reactively cling to a sense of certainty built completely out of falsehood.
But like, cool, let me listen to what the media says.
It's probably true just because all they want to do is feel less fear.
So give me a sense of certainty.
But the level of, quite honestly, courage it takes to stand in the truth of the mystery of saying,
I don't really know what's going on.
I don't know if I'm ever going to know what's going on in my lifetime.
But that's way more honest than clinging to complete bullshit that makes my fears feel a little bit less.
I don't know what the truth is,
but I know it ain't fucking that.
Well, I'll tell you, JP, and that's a great point.
You know, I think one of the best growth periods
that I've had personally in my life
is really living just that.
You know, understanding that truth
is the undefeated champion of the world.
And just because I have an opinion on something
doesn't mean that I know.
You know, and really start really with arguing
and patience and understanding like, maybe I'm wrong. You know, like maybe I've been lied really with arguing and impatience and understanding like,
maybe I'm wrong. You know, like maybe I've been lied to. Maybe I believe something that's not
true. And then having the humility to be able to check that down. I've grown a lot as a human,
just in that, that little lesson that you just explained has been one of the best things that's
happened to me in life because it, I had to let go of what I thought was correct and maybe go
experience so I could make a judgment on what I know is to be true.
And that piece, man, like when you start talking about who is telling you the narrative and
we know that those people are also prone to telling you fucking lie after lie after lie
after lie.
In a day, they went from abusing the fuck out of everybody to this new thing in a day.
No, but there are people out there who say, well, you know, Andy Vercel, you're a fuck.
I can't believe you would fucking sign with Putin.
I can't believe you would fucking say
that you're a fucking,
like that piece of it.
And it's like, well, hang tight.
Come find me in two years.
But it's not even that.
Hang tight for just five minutes here.
You know, like check yourself down
and just look at the puzzle pieces
and put them together for a second.
Those people have lied to us,
all of us for the last two years,
which leads me to believe
they've been lying to us for the last 20.
We're just now catching up to it because social allows us to fucking spread that information real
quick they used to be the control of the information they had the fucking throttle
faster slower you know black whatever the fuck they wanted to tell us trying with censorship
and all they're still trying their own creation has become their own doing that's right yeah and
you know what is and we as the people, as bad as social media can
be in one regard, there's a pathway of information that we have access to. Whether we choose to dig
it and look at it and read it and understand it, that's on the individual. But see, as lazy
Americans, we go back to the TV and we want to just whatever they tell us is the truth.
But learning to understand that maybe they're lying. And maybe I should go do a little homework.
Maybe what I do know or think to be true maybe isn't true.
And go explore that, man.
It's a lot of fucking understanding in life just through that little lens.
So I just wanted to...
No, I think you're right.
My life was changed through that little piece that you just explained.
I think it was one of the best things that I grew as a man. Yeah. And with all the BS and tyranny in the world right now, one perspective I have is gratitude for
it because Luke Skywalker needs Darth Vader. You need a formidable opponent in order for your
strength, your soul to really manifest. So it's like we, in order to not outsource our truth
anymore, to strengthen our resolve, to be in touch with our inner truth, follow our hearts,
follow our own critical thinking, we need a lot of resistance on the outside and we have that.
So it's like the Jedi is not really going to become the Jedi unless there's the formidable
opponent, Darth Vader.
Yeah, you're not born with courage.
You get the opportunity to show it.
Correct.
So I think we're living in a special time where we have more opportunity to become stronger, better, self-actualized humans than we would have if we were alive right now in 1967.
Or just two years ago.
Right.
Two years ago, we'd be sitting here
talking about this cat for 30 minutes making quippy one-liners yeah you know now you know i i feel
this i i feel this is legitimately and i i i'm not overstating how i feel about this i feel this is
legitimately the most important time that's ever existed in human history ever, ever. And people say, ever? How could that be? Well, because if they get what
they want, we all become technology slaves and they can turn on and turn off our life at will.
And that's never been an actual possibility before because that technology never existed.
So now these people have developed weaponized technology to literally control the planet
to whatever level they deem they want to.
And it's ready to go.
Yeah.
So the thing is, is if we lose this movement and we lose this freedom, now the chances
of ever recovering it are are very
difficult way more than it's ever been before yeah you know an ounce of prevention is worth a pound
of cure yeah and i just imagine 200 years ago for a society people to free themselves from tyranny
it took a lot but if you look at like you said the the technology that's
being weaponized a level of control they can infiltrate on people like controlling people
from the inside out that's how how do you how does a massive population free themselves from that
and how long does that i'll tell you this is about stepping out in the real world you know i'm saying
because like that's the thing everything that all this, it's about stepping out in the real world. You know what I'm saying? Because that's the thing,
everything that,
all this negative shit
only exists,
all the racism, right?
It all exists right here
on this little fucking device.
When you step out
into that real world,
like we've done it
multiple times, right?
Like we go to Vegas
and we meet these
just real average people,
like not average
in the means of like,
you know,
Meteor Ochre.
No, they're just regular Americans.
Regular fucking people.
You know what I'm saying?
And you talk to them, like like oh shit oh you don't hate
me you know i'm saying oh you don't think i'm gonna rob you you know i'm saying like or or
you gotta step out into reality and i think the more we do that you know you don't buy those
fucking metagogues you know i'm saying you stay away from that type of shit you get back to just
this right like you know drinking beers in the garage or however you want to fucking describe it that's how you prevent that in my opinion i think another thing too man is that
people i think you're right by the way there has to be a rejection of on an individual level of
the tools that are being put onto us no matter the convenience yeah i agree yeah like dude i
if i had kids which i don't have any but there's no fucking way they'd be in the metaverse at all.
Like, I probably wouldn't even have a video game console.
I'd make them go outside and do shit.
But I feel like the scenario right now is so crucial because I really, truly feel like, dude, we have a chance where we can either be totally
free like independent of all this manipulation that we've had our entire lives yeah uh independent of
the big lie and they say oh the big lie is the no the big lie is that all reality is the way
they say it is yeah because that's not true no and this is an illusion of freedom
yeah it is it's a fucking illusion of freedom bro and so what we have to understand is that
we are at a pivot point whereas if everybody would get with the program of what's and try to
try to really grasp what is happening and not look at it like oh other people are going to
solve it we'll be okay back in another year or two. We won't. It's going to take everybody to get involved. It's going to take
everybody to personally reject what's happening and to really think and learn and not just dismiss
people as crazy or conspiracy or this or that. This shit is actually happening. They brag about
it happening and they laugh at the people that comply with
it as stupid fucks you know what i'm saying like when they sit around and have their little private
talks and klaus schwab's taking off his fucking emperor uniform i can promise you he's looking
at his homies and saying i cannot fucking believe these people are fucking doing this shit they are
doing this yeah yeah yeah that was my best yeah that was work on that one okay yeah you kind of look
like klaus schwab with if shave the beard you've got the bald head going bro listen i'll tell you
i'll take his credit score i'll take that i wouldn't mind that i guarantee it's fucking amazing
all right guys our final segment of the show our thumbs up segment so jp i know this is your first
time we'll be gentle um but we show a headline and it's either going to get two thumbs up segment so jp i know this is your first time we'll be gentle um but we show a
headline and it's either going to get two thumbs up meaning you like it you love it or you can get
two thumbs in the butt because it's fucking terrible so that's our thumbs up that's how
that works and uh with that only one thumb in the buzz okay yeah yeah well you you could do
one thumb up one thumb in the butt you can do that too stay neutral be inclusive to all the orifices yeah that's right exactly yeah we need hashtags hashtag hashtag drive the bus yeah drive the bus
grab a stick and twist it only only real dirt bags will get that one
all right our thumbs up headline is
florida man blames putin for why he was speeding during traffic stop i mean he's guilty of
everything else i'm saying we might as well might as well go it doesn't surprise me this comes out
of florida i'll be honest uh so a florida man who was pulled over for speeding during the traffic
stop last week attempted to place blame on russian president vladimir putin authority set
the unidentified driver was pulled over by flag Flagler County deputy in Palm Coast last Thursday for allegedly running a stop sign and going 50 in a 30.
The deputy said in body cam footage released by the Flagler County Sheriff's Department on Tuesday, according to the body cam footage.
I don't have.
Oh, come on, dude.
You're fired. According to the footage, though, the man gave the deputy a myriad of reasons as to
why he was speeding, including that he just got the car, was trying to get it out of sport
mode.
You know, all the normal shit Andy said multiple times when he's got pulled over for speeding.
But he said, quote, I just found out that Putin just said he's going to launch nuclear
thermal war against the world.
And I was trying to get back to my house to find out what was going on.
The man said, I'm freaking out.
Needless to say, he got a fucking ticket so debbie did not buy it bro i let him go that's crazy i probably would have let him go back when you were a cop what would
you have done probably i mean let's be honest you never pulled anybody or too lazy no i pulled some
people over um yeah no i probably would have gave him a ticket yeah really yeah for sure you're mean yeah i mean
it's me listen i say two thumbs up man this guy i think that's a great excuse for effort
there's only two things to do during a traffic stop just fucking admit it and say listen i'm
sorry or come up with i mean that's trying you get an a for effort well who's the expert
of getting out of traffic stops i mean hey listen no no no who's the king? I'm assuming myself. No, no, no.
I know you think you, but I'm assuming me.
Okay.
Well, how fucking fast was the fastest you ever got pulled over and got out?
Well, you're welcome.
I got you out of that.
You did not get me out of that.
Yeah, I did.
You did not get me out of that.
That is a story in and of itself.
It was a great fucking story.
So Andrew and I, we were, it's 2016?
Yeah, 15 or something.
2015, 2016, we're on an exotic car rally. Okay. It's like a cannonball run, gold rush rally is what it's 2016? Yeah, 15 or something. 2015, 2016, we're on an exotic car rally.
It's like a cannonball run,
gold rush rally is what it's called.
We went out in Chicago the night before
we were hung over a ship.
We're cruising. We're going to Cleveland.
Not a very great city.
Great people, not a great city.
It's nice now. Maybe.
We were cruising and we're on a back
stretch. About halfway through about halfway through this one,
Andrew and I were maybe not in as good as physical shape as we could have been.
And we were hung over and we were on a six hour ride and about four hours in, we passed a Hardee's.
We decided to take his brand new Lamborghini Aventador Liberty Walk.
Through Hardee's.
Through Hardee's.
Yeah.
And we proceeded to
eat hardy's and drive down the highway at excessive speeds now 170 miles an hour
so we're coming over this bank and we're sweeping down through now we're low on gas we got no gas
gotta pee like i do right now we got hardy's all over the all over the car and we're hung over
and all we want to do is go get another beer because that's what you do when you're hung over
right and i remember i mean i remember this we're turning we're coming over
this hill blind hill he was in the shade he's in the shade underneath the bridge man and and
andrew's fucking hammering down this hill and i'm like fucking cop cop cop and he's fucking
slowest i could do you know how like you slam on the brakes you hope you're within the range
there's no drugs in here but i went by that cop i don't i i was doing 155
miles an hour we were still hustling you know what i'm saying like he got it on radar okay and and
uh you know fuck fuck you know motherfucker you know i'm like we are going to jail my fucking
fries man fuck it's not even that when anna hit the brakes the i had a diet coke between diet coke
i had a diet coke to my feet he fucking hits, you're going that fast. And he touches the brakes.
The fucking Coke spilled on the floor.
There's fucking Hardee's boxes and fries and shit all over the car.
And, you know, he pulls over and he's like, what the fuck are you going to do?
And I'm like, fuck, I don't fucking know.
Go to sleep.
Go to sleep.
No, literally, we're having this conversation.
I'm like, tell him we got to pee.
You know, we got to pee.
So, you know, like it's so fucking stupid.
He walks up to the car and he walks all the way around the car. So he he comes up from behind he walks around the passenger side around the front he's
looking at the whole car pulls up comes up to the window and i roll the window down i look at him
he goes uh you're going a little fast there and and i go man i know you're not gonna believe this but i gotta pee real fucking bad see what
happened was bro for real so he's like license and registration and i'm talking about like super
trooper style at this point oh yeah and uh so he you know we go in there and he's like license
insurance and registration so i'm digging through the glove i had none of that no insurance card
yeah okay wrong place on the car typical andrew forsella yeah right no
fucking insurance card the do work plate at the time registered to a totally different fucking
car so the guy runs the plate doesn't match the car no insurance card motherfucker doesn't have
his license oh fuck okay we gotta pee we're going 155 miles an hour around the corner
you're about to lose your job oh bro we he's like he comes back up to the car he's like go down there and no no that's not what he said this is how i knew we
were getting out of it he goes he looks at the car and he goes this is a liberty walk and there's
only six liberty walks okay and he goes i go yeah and he goes man i i didn't even i've never seen
one of these and i said yeah no one has and he's like go pee over there when i went over there peed i knew for sure we're getting out of
it because he knew cars did you actually pee though oh yeah we're down in we're down in the
corner peeing and we're like i think we're gonna get out of it dude so well so i remember now i'm
getting a better vision so my door was up and the the doors in that car go straight up and he comes
around he make fun of us for eating hearty's? He sticks his head in there and he goes, you guys are eating fucking Hardee's in this car?
We're like,
yep.
I think even Andrew's like,
we had a long night, man.
And that's when he came around
and he's like,
go pee down there.
And I remember Andrew and I
were down there peeing
and he's like,
I think we're going to get out of this.
He's like, you think?
And I'm like, fuck,
I don't know if I think.
We were either going to jail
or we were getting free.
And so we go up
and we were telling him
where we're going.
We're going to go to Ritz Carlton tonight.
You know, we're coming down.
Hey, come down, bring kids.
You'll show him the car.
You know, go through the thing.
He's like, listen, I'm going to let you go on one condition.
And we're like, holy fuck.
I'm going to go back to my car.
I'm going to grab my phone.
And when you take off, I want you to stay on the gas as long as you fucking can until
you go over the crest of that hill.
I want to get a video of it. That's fucking he was awesome dude he fucking put a picture on it's
on my social media like one of the original posts and it's a picture from him in the cop car with
the radar gun and the lamborghini the first form lamborghini sitting up front and the title was
caught a big fish today it was awesome and we took off and dude showed up we had a beer with him dude
came down to the ritz carlton later on that night with his son to see all the cars.
We all had a beer with him.
It was awesome.
Yeah.
But hey, sometimes you just got to tell the truth.
Well, that guy would have been good.
Dude, we were caught.
There ain't no getting out of that.
No, man.
I don't care when Putin's stacking.
We ain't getting out of that.
No, it was Putin's fault.
Fucking Putin.
Well, at that time, it would have been Putin's fault.
I give this guy thumbs up man creativity
sometimes you gotta think on your feet a for effort i got the video i'm going thumbs down
here's why florida man he doesn't live up to florida man's legacy i mean this is it's not
it's too tame for a florida man i feel disappointed like Like I want a Florida man headline, like a guy kills an alligator with his own wife or however he does it.
So like that would be,
or if he had like an alligator in the car,
it would be appropriate.
The alligator has got to pee.
He's got to pee.
You got a good point there.
I might change my,
I might have to go one up,
one down,
one up,
one down.
You got the video. Here's the video. County, a might have to go one up, one down. One up, one down? Yeah. You got the video?
Here's the video.
Clive O'County, a deputy pulling over a driver for speeding and wait until you hear the excuse he gave for his lead foot.
Tell you the truth, guy.
I just found out that Putin has just said he's going to launch nuclear thermal war against
the world.
I was trying to get back to my house.
The violence is going on. No, he needs acting lessons. I was trying to get back to my house to find out what was going on.
No, he needs acting lessons.
I don't know. I give him two thumbs up now.
I like the video.
I like him better after that.
We got to work on that.
I'll tell you the truth.
Fucking Putin, alright?
I like it.
I give him two thumbs up on that one.
Oh, man. Alright, so we got two thumbs up. Si, what you got? I give him two thumbs up. I like A Oh, man. All right, so we got two thumbs up.
Si, what you got?
I give him two thumbs up.
I like A for effort, man.
You got to try.
It's either the truth or you got to try like hell.
I love it.
JP, what you doing?
Who's to say that's not true?
I'll go thumbs down.
Okay.
All right.
Contrarian.
I love it.
It's the red hair.
No shit.
Well, guys, that's all I got, man.
Guys, pay the fee. The fee is very simple um don't forget
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hell yeah anything and guys thank you for having me it's yeah such a joy connecting with y'all i
mean beautiful being on team humanity with you. So great to finally connect in person.
Likewise. Are you doing a tour right now? Yeah. My tour is kind of like never ending. I'm now,
now that I've got a son at home, I've had to create boundaries on my tour. So two weekends
a month, I'm on the road doing comedy shows. Where can people find out, find you at?
Best place, my website, awakenwithjp.com. Cool.
And you guys, if you're not following JP, you should.
He's hilarious.
He's got amazing content.
And it always has a great message to it too.
And that's one of the things I always appreciate about everything that you do.
There's a lot of people that are funny.
There's not a lot of people that mix it with actual things that benefit people.
So it's one of the things I always appreciate about you.
I know.
Thank you, brother.
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