REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 259. Andy & DJ CTI: Twitter Suspends Babylon Bee, Sen. Hawley Warns Of Biden's SCOTUS Pick & Hunter Biden's Laptop
Episode Date: March 22, 2022In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Twitter suspending Babylon Bee's account after posting Rachel Levine as "Man of the year," Senator Hawley warning of Biden's SCOTUS pick which shows a record of l...etting child porn offenders off the hook and the mainstream media finally admitting Hunter Biden's laptop is real.
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What is up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realest say goodbye to
the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have andy and dj cruise the motherfucking internet yeah
that was so hot dude yeah it kind of aroused me yeah a little bit in my pants so he shines
over my leg right now is it it was like i got a little mini boner it's like you know like
you know how we're talking about i know exactly it's coming on but you don't want it to come on
i know exactly what you're talking about you're like no no no no no yeah bro sometimes i get just
back in the day back in the day dude when i was in school they'd always calling me to like go up
to the board when i get to like the you know you know you guys all know they're all shaking their
heads yes everybody here knows what i'm talking about yeah all right no liars in this room no none no i'm trying to tuck in my socks
and shit you know andy stand up no bro you know what i don't get what i like all the teachers i'm
sure you had some like all the teachers back in my day like looked like fucking trans men and now
all these young teachers are hot what i didn't have any hot teachers growing
up hot teachers now yeah fuck yeah bro you'll see teacher has sex with 17 year old student right
like the teachers are fucking oh yeah you're confused you're supposed to be looking at the
news for these things yeah you're way off track good call madat anyway hey guys who do we get to
make fun of today besides dj we got a little bit of
everybody actually okay good a little bit everybody you know we got it we got to hate equally yeah no
otherwise it's racist yeah no no no um what's that word no discrimination it's a big word
yeah we're gonna discriminate against everybody all of them yeah all right yeah i got some good
ones for you all right cool well let's get going 100 man and guys uh any of these articles pictures videos links that you would like to see
please head to andyfussoa.com you can check it out i think cti is my favorite show to do
yeah i mean i think it's becoming the fan favorite too bro dude it's like five o'clock
news hour bro yeah like people like even the people who used to hate that i that i changed
the show from mfco to real af they would yell for the first year they yelled at me yeah bro
you're an entrepreneur you talk about making money and just give me your knowledge for free
right right and and and i'm like no i want to talk about what i want to talk about they're like
that's not what the fuck you are now those same people are like damn dude cti is awesome i love it love america get my news i'm sorry i thought this was
america anyway i've got some good ones fuck y'all i like it yeah how about that it's necessary right
now it's a lot of crazy shit well let's get into it man headline number one headline reads twitter suspends babylon b for naming rachel levine man of the year
uh so twitter locked out the account of the right-leaning parody site the babylon b
which most of their fucking headlines have come true by the way let's be honest okay
um after it awarded rachel levine the transgendered biden administration, the title of man of the year. So the Babylon Bee story was a reaction
to the USA Today's naming of Levine.
We covered on CTI a couple episodes ago,
who is the U.S. Assistant Secretary for Health
and for the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services
as one of its, quote, women of the year.
Just last week, Twitter says that it will restore the account,
which has more than one million followers,
if the Bee deletes the tweet.
But Dylan, the president, said he has no intentions of doing so.
He says, quote, We are not deleting anything.
Truth is not hate speech.
If the cost of telling the truth is the loss of our Twitter account, then so be it.
Andy, what do you got on it?
Look, man, I like the Babylon B because it's like it it's a humorous take on the reality of what's going on.
Yeah.
I think humor is very important.
I think everybody that listens to the show knows my view on what's going on with the trans stuff.
I think everybody understands that I do not agree with men competing with women in any way, shape, or form. I also don't agree
with men winning women of the year awards to virtue signal how much we accept the trans community.
With that being said, I believe that the trans community has a right to be free, to live the
way they want, and to not be harassed or bullied. Okay. So this is,
you know,
I haven't like,
there's been all kinds of memes and jokes and things going around when it
comes to,
um,
the Leah Thomas story.
Right.
I don't think that's right either.
You know,
that's why I haven't participated in the jokes.
And even if I laugh at them in private,
which I do,
I'm just being real.
Like,
I think some were kind of funny.
I don't think it's really good as a society to counter their craziness and absurdity with bullying back.
That's just not my style of what I like to do. But I think that, you know, at this point in time, people pushing this on to normal people is creating a scenario where these people are going to be bullied.
If not worse than that.
Yeah. And, you know, I saw a video of some people at the NCAA swimming championships that Leah Thomas was
swimming in.
And there was a trans man or fucking trans woman.
I don't fucking know.
It was a man that,
that was pretending to be a woman.
Yeah.
Okay.
Trying to go in the women's restroom.
And there was another woman.
She was a parent of this.
She was a parent of a younger,
of a younger female who said, Hey hey don't use the women's areas like you're making people uncomfortable and they're
too afraid to say something but i'll say something and then he started belittling her and calling her
names and you know what dude at this point i think there's going to be some pretty powerful
resistance to these people uh because people are waking up to the fact of just what they're trying to do
and where they're going.
It's not as simple as they're just trying to have equal rights.
That's not true.
Okay?
The truth is there are men who are stuffing their bras and putting on clothes
and wearing long hair with dicks
that are still attracted to women and young females using women's facility. This is not,
this is not brave. This is not acceptance. It's not, it's wrong. Okay. And if, if that same man wants to be a trans woman, okay.
And comes in the men's restroom and uses the restroom, I'm not going to fucking say anything
or make fun of them.
That's probably the safest place.
Yeah, for sure, dude.
And like, that's how it's gotta be.
Okay.
So we have to come to a point where we say, okay, these people exist.
They deserve freedom.
They deserve rights um they
deserve not to be harassed in public i agree with all those things but i do not agree with them
getting in the pool or being on the soccer field or in an mma ring or on a football team or or
fucking anything that has to do with cross competing sports needs to become a chromosome
whatever the chromosome chromosome that you are
is the category you compete in. That's what it's got to be. And, you know, when it crosses the line
from, you know, we just want equality and we want to be treated fairly to we want to impose and use
the women's facilities, or we want to win a women of the year awards or we want to compete against biological women now you're encroaching on the freedom of other people okay where's that line
well the line is where i said it is it's they're free to do whatever the fuck they want they should
still use the facilities of their chromosomes okay and they should still compete in those classes
and you know and we should be judged on the merit of our quality of how good we are.
In this scenario, we've got a picture of Rachel Levine up on the screen here.
That's a man, okay, who is not in a position because of her merit or his merit.
All right.
It's, it's, this person has strictly gotten their position because of the political
atmosphere that our country currently is in. And that's not right. And it's not conducive
to a well-run country. And if we're going to move forward and be an equal and free society,
we can't be afraid to draw these lines and state these facts for the sake of being bullied by these people.
Right.
Like these people, the problem is right now, these people have bullied their way in and now people are bullying them back and they're playing victim.
Yep.
And I see it clear as day.
And I don't think that people should be bullied either way, but I think women got to do what they got to do to get these people out of
their fucking sports and out of their fucking space because women's spaces
deserve to have women in those spaces.
They shouldn't have to worry about boys or men competing against them who are
physically superior.
It's just a fact.
In most cases, they shouldn't have to worry about those things.
A 10-year-old girl shouldn't have to worry about a 10-year-old boy playing on the same
soccer team and whooping the fuck out of everybody.
Like, there's just, how I see it is that the real men and the real women of this country have stayed silent for so long and looked the other way for so long and tried to take the high road for so long that now we have people that are taking from us as opposed to them having equality.
Now they want your shit.
Now they want to impose their will on you.
And if you want it to stop you
got to stop it no i do i i agree with it i think the issue that i'm having with man is the is just
the heavy censorship right like freedom of speech is gone we it's we're all i mean it's i think it
is how i think it is because you know when you are no longer able to say the truth right it's not it's
not even a question of you know like we talk about like well he's still saying the truth though
yeah but they they took his they're checking the twitter well that's a whole nother that's a whole
nother discussion so now we have the discussion of who we want the gatekeepers of truth to be
exactly okay do gatekeepers of truth should those people be activists of a certain segment of the political
spectrum?
I don't think so.
We're paid by a certain dude.
Listen,
social media,
there's going to be social media,
2.0 social media,
1.0.
Those people have already ruined their credibility.
Yeah.
The Twitters,
the Facebooks,
the Instagrams,
people are ready for an alternative.
I don't think it's going to be true social.
I could be wrong. Okay. I don't know. But what I know is, is that most people, most reasonable people are now choosing to live in the real world and spend less time online. And the
reason they're spending less time online is because they can't even say who the fuck they are
or what they believe in without being attacked. And most of the attacks come
from paid agitators that are online, just like they have paid, paid. I had explained this to
one of my friends, one of my good friends who you guys know, who's been on my show,
who I'm not going to say his name, uh, made a post about this issue who, uh, and he, he spoke
his mind and he told the truth and, uh, he got, you know, a bunch of people attacking him and he spoke his mind and he told the truth and he got, you know, a bunch of people attacking him.
And he texts me and he's like, bro, I don't know how you do it. Like you speak the truth
that these people are coming out of the woodwork. I said, well, first of all, bro,
I speak the truth all the time. So people know they can't fuck with me. Like you can only fuck
with people who, who are afraid of the truth. Right? I'm not afraid of the truth.
I'll speak the truth.
If you don't like it, I don't care, okay?
And the more you let people know that about yourself, the less resistance you face, okay?
Secondly, these people and these organizations,
the Twitter, the Facebooks, this, that, the other,
they have pods of people that they pay
to bully other people into silence
okay under the guise of acceptance or i'm you know how many of you guys have got this comment before
i'm so disappointed in you motherfucker i don't care i don't care if you're disappointed in me
for speaking up about this issue or any issue i don't know you why are we valuing people that we
don't even know and their
disappointment in us? It's a fear-based tactic that's designed to get us to shut the fuck up
so that they can have their entire way. And the whole problem that we have in society right now
is not that there's not enough quality people out there that believe in right or wrong and
up is up and down is down and gravity is gravity and truth and fact and reality,
it's that those people get bullied the first time they speak up so they never speak up again.
And then they depend on people like me or other people out there that whoever they decide to
support to do all the carrying of the water. But the problem is, is that that carrying of the water is only good if the normal average human is confronting these scenarios in real life, in real time as they happen.
Like that woman did in that video where she told that man to do not use the women's restroom.
Right.
Right.
So you have to have both.
You've got to have the big voices out there spreading the word.
And then you have to have the individual action on the street level to stop it. And that individual action on the street level
isn't happening because political correctness has been installed into your mentality for the last
20 years where you're afraid to rock the fucking boat. Well, if you're afraid to rock the fucking
boat, you can't really complain about what boat you're riding in. You see what I'm saying?
It don't fucking matter, does it?
No, you have to speak the truth and you have to do it in real time in the real situations that happen
to you in real life not just like hey i love andy's show or i listen to rogan or i fucking love
ian smith or whoever the fuck else you're listening to or are following like you have to do the work
in real life and that's what we're missing right now and
that's why these people are getting their way and they're encroaching in on your territory and your
little girl now has to consider seeing a penis in the fucking girls locker room at 10 years old
that's why because you won't do your fucking part so until everybody starts doing their part on the
fucking ground level this is why i get so frustrated yeah this is why
i get so angry it's imperative man yeah because like yeah i know you agree but like this whole
the whole thing the silent majority that's a fucking psyop to get you to shut the fuck up
pacifies you yeah
anyway yeah um yeah i think i think twitter and facebook and instagram are going to to soon
realize the damage they have done to their own reputation with the censorship they've done
um they're clearly on the hook for the censoring of of ivermectin the censoring of hydroxychloroquine
the censoring of alternative therapeutics for COVID, the deplatforming of actual scientists and doctors.
I mean, this is-
Election shit.
Bro, there's a lot of shit
that hasn't even been investigated yet
that's going to change the dynamic of social media
moving forward.
And what they're doing right now
is they're trying to deflect and deny, right?
But it won't happen
because there's enough good people
in this country that see what the fuck is going on to where if everybody listening here handles
the problems in real life and starts speaking the truth they will not be able to hide so
guys headline number two headline reads senator holly warns of biden scotus picks long record of letting child porn
offenders off the hook uh so let's talk about it judge uh current judge jackson okay uh she's being
um going through the nomination process right now for the supreme court uh republican senator
josh harley um posted a lengthy twitter Twitter thread Wednesday containing several examples that he says demonstrates an alarming pattern of lenient treatment of sex offenders who prey on children from crimes, both as a judge and as a policymaker. The Missouri Republican tweeted Wednesday, she's been advocating for it
since law school. This goes beyond soft on crime. I'm concerned that this record, that this is a
record that endangers our children. So Holly explained how a couple of different cases, even
during her tenure of U.S. Sentencing Commission,
Jackson suggested to a witness that some child pornography offenders were possibly,
quote, less serious offenders because they engaged in child pornography due to motivations that
weren't sexual, rather than an attempt to be part of a group. Quote, in the case of the United States
versus Hawkins, the sex offender had multiple images of child porn.
Holly tweeted.
He was over 18.
The sentencing guidelines called for a sentence of up to 10 years.
Judge Jackson sentenced the perpetrator to only three months in prison.
Three months.
So she's going through a nomination process right now.
And again, this is also the same lady that Biden said that he would nominate solely based off the color of her skin.
Before they ever even started looking exactly so josh howie's from missouri i don't know him uh know him but i've followed him and know that he doesn't lie right um and if
you went through all of the tweets of the example that you just gave he goes on to give many specific examples that actually
he goes through every case that she's ever done it's an amazing twitter thread i actually sent
it to hawk and i said hey hawk watch this shit they're going to turn this into a big race card
and and and he agreed that it was fucked up what they're doing.
Look, here's the deal.
There should be no tolerance for child pornography at all.
We have the technology to get rid of it.
It's clearly there should be zero tolerance for it. Right.
It doesn't, we should not be reasoning and having discussions,
whether who's a pedophile and who's actually not,
um,
the agencies that run the internet have the ability to remove it and,
and they leave it on.
And the reason they leave it on is because they're trying to promote and
people,
when you,
when you try to like really, like when you ask people,
why do you think they do that?
They can't give an answer other than it's certain people are sexually into it.
Okay.
And you hear the left trying to brand this new brand called minor attracted people,
MAPs, MAPs.
And they're trying to work this into the lgbtq community as if some sort of like lifestyle
or you can't you can't criticize it and they're trying to gain acceptance by hijacking the movement
of homosexuality okay and this is really important for for for gay people and people of lgbtq to
understand because if they succeed in this,
people are not going to accept them.
They're going to hate all of that group.
Okay. Because that's where the line is for people.
The line is when it comes to kids.
Okay.
And rightfully so that that's where the line should be.
And,
you know,
people are trying to push on that line right now.
And in my opinion, the whole idea to nominate this woman was to help that situation along. And people say, well, why would
they want to help that situation along? Well, it's very simple. It's what I've been explaining
on the show for a couple of years now, where they're trying to demoralize society, remove
the morals from society. So there is no
societal identity. If there's no societal identity, there can be no national identity.
If there's no national identity, it leaves room for a one world government. Okay. The only way
a one world government can unite is if there is no identity to the individual, because there's
different cultures, there's different customs, there's different nationalities, there's different races, there's different national beliefs of all sorts.
I mean, there's an innumerable mathematical amount.
So in order to get everybody to agree to the same thing, we have to make everything okay.
This has already been attempted.
If you go back and study what happened in 1930s Germany,
you're never taught. Like people are taught, oh, World War I and then World War II. And they're not taught what happened in between for a reason. Okay. Because that was their last attempt to
really try and do this. All right. They had a thing in Germany called the Weimar Republic,
Weimar Republic. I'm not sure how you pronounce it, okay? But go research that.
It starts with a W, Weimar Republic.
Go research that.
Go research what it was about.
It was about this exact same thing
and this exact same movement
and this exact same scenario.
It's exactly the same thing.
And the reason you're not taught about it
is because the people that write the textbooks
and teach the lessons
and decide what will and won't be taught,
that's the only play they know how to run and still in their plan.
And that's why we see these liberal cultures all over the world that
under the guise of progressivism, taking away all the morals of society,
all the things that we are traditionally taught are right and wrong.
They're trying to remove those things.
All right.
And I'm going to tell you this. People will die over this one.
Yeah.
All right.
I don't even have kids, but dude, and I hate to say this, but people will fucking die over
this.
Yeah.
Okay.
So my main concern, because I have a, you know, we have a lot, there's a lot of really
good people who are
homosexual in this world.
Right.
My concern is that these people get into that community and somehow get it branded hard
enough to where people reject that entire community.
And so you guys who are good, upstanding members of that community, you really need to speak
out against this.
And you really have to like condemn
the things like taking kids to fucking drag queen shows and sexualizing kids and this and that and
this. The line will be drawn there and it will be very harsh. And so people who do live these
alternative lifestyles need to fucking condemn these people and push them away from finding shelter inside that group
because this normalization will be the tipping point of violence for a lot of people yeah i i
do that i'm right there with you i don't i've been following senator holly for a minute he's
he's not one of those guys that just fucking shoot from the hip and no have no background or i'm
proud he's from missouri yeah well i mean he represents a proud dude yeah um but i because i want to touch
heavily on this on this the backlash because you know we were talking about this earlier on cardio
i don't know i don't think she'll get confirmed like i think it's like thinking about it more and
i think the problem is that they look at the facts there's no fucking there's no way i mean she's
advocated for forget uh for get more terrorists she's
advocated for a child yeah but dj like if you consider who's running the show yeah which are
all people who believe in globalist goals okay it's not just biden right it's a lot of the
republicans and almost all the democrats right all. They will find a way to get this done.
And the reason they want to get it done is because if they could get her on
the Supreme court and Oh,
by the way,
weird thing happened this weekend.
What happened?
What happened on Friday?
That was very strange.
Now the blue,
you got to go back a little bit actually before that.
What?
Cause you're talking about on the Thomas situation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We got back a week before that. happened uh judge uh judge thomas makes an announcement calling for the uh
to look into the uh social media censorship bullshit right yeah and then not even a week
after he announced that you guys may not know but uh clarence Thomas, who is an awesome Supreme Court justice, who is conservative, is very sick right now.
Okay.
So now you wonder, okay, let's just say it goes south and they replace him with this and then another one.
Right.
Now what's the country standard for the next 100 years?
Right.
The next 50 years.
You see what I'm saying?
This is very dangerous.
And you need to speak out against it.
Because what they're trying to do is eventually get to a place where pedophilia
is normalized and okay.
And it's seen as minor attracted people.
You guys think that sounds crazy.
That's what they're laying the groundwork for.
It's very, very dangerous dangerous and if you're a
parent or you're a normal thinking human it's a super fucking important that you get involved
and speak out against it you know and condemn the shit because if you don't they'll confirm this
woman and if clarence thomas something happens to him they're not these people are not above
killing people to get the wreck. Okay? Yep.
Like, I really hope that he is just genuinely, like, sick.
Not they did something to him.
But the point is, is that they're trying to make pedophilia normal.
And if you don't want fucking your next-door neighbor who thinks your
four-year-old daughter is cute and wants to take her out on a fucking date,
you better speak the fuck up yeah i think the race the race drum is done i don't i don't i don't see it i don't see it being a realistic thing you know what i'm saying like that i mean
i got i got a decent true i got a decent temperature because i was talking to some
of my guys you know some black guys yeah i got a couple of black people. You got a black friend?
Yeah, a couple of them.
Well, then you're not racist.
Yeah, no, no, no, not at all.
But we were talking about this, about this whole situation.
And I think the race drum, I think it's done.
I genuinely think it's done.
So, I mean, even if she doesn't.
Because here's the thing.
There's been, I mean, hell, even Clarence Thomas.
They fucking got on him.
Let me tell you something.
You know what I'm saying?
So, it's like.
We got to get back to dealing with the fucking actual statistical fucking facts and reality of the what's going on what's the receipts say if the fucking facts are the fucking facts
they are the facts and that's how we make decisions I don't make decisions in business
based around what like what I think is like emotionally got me that day could you imagine
though yeah I would lose I'd be out of business and that's why our country looks like shit yeah on what I think emotionally got me that day. Could you imagine, though?
Yeah, I would lose.
I'd be out of business.
And that's why our country looks like shit.
Because we pretend things are a certain way
for these quote-unquote social justice causes
instead of actually looking at the actual data
and saying, well, actually, that's not the truth at all.
This is actually the truth.
And so people are like,
well, how the fuck do you understand this?
Like, how are you calling all these plays
play by play by play by play for two years
and never missing anything?
It's real simple.
I look at the fucking facts.
I don't look at the emotion.
I look at the data.
I don't look at the bullshit.
It's very simple.
It's simple.
People complicate it because they want it to be different.
Just because you want something to be different doesn't mean it is different.
And if you make decisions on what you want to be different instead of what actually is,
you'll never end up with the right result. It'll never happen. So if we as a society don't get
back to dealing with the actual truths and the data and the facts the only reason
they were able to pull code on us is because people don't understand basic data right as much
as they lied about the data the data to show that it was bullshit was still available people just
didn't look at it all there yeah i mean the shit the four more uh comorbidities on their website
we could sit here and have a whole fucking you can literally have a 10-hour show on all of the lies they told.
All right?
But the point is, we have to look at the truth.
And the truth is the truth is the truth.
Facts are fucking facts.
Data is data.
Numbers are fucking numbers.
And it is what the fuck it is.
Now, whatever it is, if we want to change,
we could talk about those things.
But we can't pretend anymore.
Can't pretend.
All right. The, the, the people who are actual racists are the people who show up in the black
communities every four motherfucking years saying, Hey, we're almost there. We're making progress.
Vote for us again. That's the Democrats, by the way, if you're not fucking up with what's going
on, that's their whole play. Create fucking problems.
Show up with fake solutions.
Get elected.
Come back.
Create more fucking problems.
Offer fake solutions.
Get elected on that promise.
It's a cycle that's repeated itself for years and years and years and years and years. And the black community specifically is going to have to get really honest with themselves about the fact that they've been fucking lied to for a long fucking time.
And it ain't the Republicans and conservatives that are bad guys.
That's real.
Got a third and final headline for you.
Headline number every, every motherfucker, every motherfucking person that I know that hated Trump, that sees what's going on now and understands now, and now they look at Trump and they see him through that different perspective of like, oh shit, he's actually an outsider.
He was actually this or that or this.
It took people from hating him to now some of those people, and a lot of those people are black, by the way.
They love him.
They're begging for him.
Dude, before the media pulled that bullshit
on trump dude he was in every fucking hip-hop song he was the fucking iconic billionaire dude
that everybody thought was cool as fuck and that's who trump fucking is they made you believe
something that he isn't with zero evidence and and now we're seeing the repercussions of that
which by the way i warned you all But that's neither here nor there.
I hope that you could see now.
Yeah.
You know.
Our third and final headline for you guys.
Headline number three.
Headline reads.
Hunter Biden's laptop is finally news fit to print.
The press that ignored the story in 2020 admits that it's now real.
So a couple of things about this.
So for 17 months, they've lied about this fucking laptop, right?
Not like lied about.
There's been over 51 intelligence personnel that all came out.
There's signing affidavits and all of this stuff, right?
It was about a week before the 2020 elections is when this came out.
And no, it was Russian a week before the 2020 elections is when this came out and uh no it was russian disinformation yeah it wasn't russia and and now none of the shit they said
was russia none of it this is the whole problem i have with the current situation in ukraine bro
you motherfuckers are so fucking short-sighted and so into your own lives that you don't realize
that a week before this Ukraine,
Russia shit started,
they found out that Hillary Clinton and members of our actual fucking FBI and
all these people created the story out of the blue about the steel dossier,
which was the,
the idea that Trump was some sort of Russian plant.
Okay.
And they wanted to make Trump look really bad.
They tried to impeach him for that,
for talking to Zelensky.
They did.
Yeah.
No,
they did.
Yeah,
they did.
So in order to make Trump look bad,
you guys haven't connected the dots of how bad they got to try to make
Russia look.
Right.
Okay.
So all this shit for the last however many years they've been saying
russia disinformation was not and now they're saying russia disinformation again you fucking
believe it holy shit man now they're using propaganda okay yeah like we don't we're the
biggest propagators of propaganda on the fucking planet exactly anyhow what yes so so now it's out
now now people are they're they're finally admitting it
it's going i mean most uh a lot of the msms are they're talking about it kind of here's my problem
okay here's the issue that i have um with this right but the the emails they they make completely very unequivocally, okay, that our current president,
his son,
made millions in Ukraine.
And then not only did he make millions in Ukraine,
he saved certain percentages aside
for his father, okay?
That wasn't the only thing that was in that laptop.
I fucking talked about this on my show.
Holy shit. Here's where on my show. Holy shit.
Because here's where we're going.
Holy shit.
Andy was right again.
Holy shit.
God, dude, you know, one day, here's an idea.
Just believe me.
Right.
Just listen to me and then put me in the fucking White House
and I just fix all the shit for everybody.
How about that?
Here's the problem that I have with it, Andy.
The news agencies that are talking about this though
they're not addressing
the real shit
that's on their laptop
the other big shit
that's on their laptop
no
they're still trying
to cover that
yeah they're saying
oh yeah I mean okay
he might be indicted
for tax evasion
nah motherfucker
they're trying to
they're gonna make
try to pay him
as one of these
fucking maps
that we just got done
talking about
listen
because there's some shit
the average person
would not be comfortable
seeing what is on his laptop.
No, no, no.
At all.
Like, it'll make you
fucking vomit.
And just think.
Think of this.
The media knows this.
Mm-hmm.
The FBI knows.
Think about this.
The FBI raided
Giuliani's house
knowing that the fucking laptop was fucking real information.
Actually, because we've had a conversation, he had a copy of the laptop's hard drive and they refused.
They didn't even want to touch it.
Well, that's right.
They left it there.
But they do have it.
It's fucked up shit man and like that just makes you have to
that that should make you question just how fucking deep look just understand that that's
who we're dealing with and we're dealing with a president his administration a government
a fucking government law enforcement agency that are all covering this up. And you tie that now with them trying to put this woman in the Supreme Court.
What does this sound like to you?
Can we not connect?
This isn't conspiracy theory.
This is conspiracy truth, conspiracy reality, an actual conspiracy.
And people don't want to admit it because it's hard to admit.
It's hard to admit that the people that you trusted are total hunks of shit.
Because most of Americans that believe these people have good hearts.
It's not that they're bad people.
And that's half the reason half these people hang on to these people
because they don't want to be seen as a bad person so they hang on thinking and what you don't understand is
the more you hang on the more you're labeled as a one of these fucks that needs to go
yeah dude it's disgusting you have to come to terms with what the fuck we're dealing with here
dude and whether you're a you could be a democrat and have democrat views but these people ain't that
right dude i think that that's that's the biggest problem that i have with all of this shit man it's
like you know people they told they've been told they fucking put the q anon shit on a label on
everybody so hard back then remember that remember how hard they were pushing you're a q anon
conspiracy theorist you believe the whole government is a bunch of pedophiles i was yeah no
shit wait here we are 17 months later and come to fucking find out they're trying to cover for this shit right so you don't think that the media is savvy enough
to put out this pre this this i don't know how to say it like uh this preventative action of
calling everybody saying oh these people believe this and this they're fucking crazy these people
are so crazy right that's like going home to your fucking wife and being like,
and like knowing that you did some fucked up shit and being like,
yeah,
there's all these people over there.
They're all fucking crazy.
They're going to probably have these things to say about me,
but don't worry.
It's all bullshit.
Yeah.
Right.
That's what they're doing.
You know,
Russian knows how to Photoshop.
Bro.
That's how it is,
bro.
Bro.
And then not only that,
not only that. So you got Zelinsky and then not only that not only that so you got zielinski
and fucking biden in two days apart saying zielinski say you know putin has some incredible
capabilities they can make it look like you were going to child porn sites right okay just out of
nowhere that's what true or not true no did he say it or not you know he said it yeah out of nowhere out of nowhere and
then the next day biden's on tv rambling about i'm sure uh everybody knows somebody who was
you know took a friend of their picture of their naked friend and then made their life miserable
got leaked yeah and we're all looking around like what do you mean we all know somebody motherfucker
that's you right right right so we have these people saying these things now and now dude
today today this might even happen before tomorrow when this show airs today you see
what the headline was today russia preparing massive cyber attack on the united states
so so wait apple's been having some issues so so is fucking russia gonna attack quote unquote Russia preparing massive cyber attack on the United States. So wait.
Apple's been having some issues today.
So is fucking Russia going to attack, quote unquote, Russia, aka United States, going
to erase all the fucking incriminating data that they have?
Exactly.
And blame it on fucking Putin?
Right.
Well, because that makes sense.
If Russia could do all of that, wouldn't they want to show everybody that and not shut everybody's
shit down?
That's fucking exactly right, bro.
And that's where Putin, Putin already has it, bro. Oh, yeah. putin's got all the shit that's why they're not fucking with him yeah he's gonna have a cyber attack so he can't
show you what he wants to show you now now if he shows it they might fucking they might start a
world war three these people listen these people are willing to go to any lengths to not be held
accountable yeah that's the scary part that's the part you
have to understand they will start a fucking nuclear war to to not get caught doing this
that's scary yeah that's the way yeah
yeah i mean cyber attack shit i guarantee you is a fucking they're gonna do it to themselves
oh fuck you they have to yeah they have to to do it to themselves. Oh, fuck it. They have to. Yeah. They have to.
Oh, I got cyber attack.
I lost all my shit.
You know, they bought fucking a million pounds of gold the day before.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, trust me, dude.
These people, they're evil.
And that's the, that's the thing people have to come to terms with.
Evil has no boundaries.
That's right. Evil has no boundaries, bro. The thing that you guys listening,
like think of the worst thing you know you're capable of
and think of how bad you would feel
and then think about being able to do things
that are a hundred times worse and not feel bad about it.
That's what you're dealing with.
Or not have any consequences for doing it.
Bro, that's what people are dealing with
and they're underestimating the enemy's willingness to of how shitty they really are
combining that with fucking unlimited resources yeah because people put their values on these
people just like just like people put their insecurities on other people and their own
things they put their values on other people too they project they say oh you know what
there's no way that person would do that because i wouldn't do that there's no fucking way and that's that's the pain point that americans
have to come to terms with soon um that is very uncomfortable right holy shit there's some really
fucked up evil shit going on i can't support that right and you could say whatever you want
about fucking trump but he wasn't that.
Right.
And people will say, well, he was on Epstein's plane.
No, he fucking wasn't.
By the way, go figure out who called the FBI on fucking Epstein.
It's fucking Trump.
Trump kicked him out of his fucking club.
And by the way, I have plenty of issues with Trump and how he's handling things.
But that's the truth.
It's the facts.
It's the facts, man. So, yeah,
I mean, we'll see what comes
out, man. But if it comes back
if it comes back in 24
to Trump and some establishment
politician, motherfucker, it's Trump.
Right. And if we don't learn that
lesson, we're fucking stupid.
And we deserve what the
fuck we get, including having pedophiles
show up at your fucking house.
So I think about it, man.
Yeah, long and hard.
Yeah.
Long and fucking hard.
Well, guys, on to our final segment of the show.
We have our thumbs-up segment where I show a headline,
and it's either going to get two thumbs up or two thumbs in the butt,
and with that being said, headline reads,
British teen breaks world record for assembling Mr. Potato Head.
So this is kind of cool little story, right? So a 13-year-old British girl just broke the
Guinness World Record by assembling a Mr. Potato Head toy in 5.69 seconds. Guinness World Records
said Matilda Walden became the first person to break the Mr. Potato Head record in 10 years when she shaved 0.9 seconds off the previous record in December.
Here's a video for you.
This must be really like this must be way harder to do than I think, because like that sounds like it would be easy.
I feel like I feel like we should try to test.
I feel like we need to attempt it because I mean, I'm pretty good at putting pegs in holes bro you know i'm saying apparently
all i'm saying is it sounds pretty easy it must be pretty hard i think yeah i think it's i mean
i think we should try it yeah get get it get two mr potato heads we're gonna have some
fuck we're gonna have make sure fucking... We're going to have... What do you want, bro?
Mr. Potato Head's already fucking brown.
Oh, yes.
You want him more brown?
No, I think that's good.
I'll put him in the oven and make him baked.
They have a white Potato Head?
So I'm going to write a letter
and start a fucking hashtag.
Holy shit. This will be appealed Mr. Potato Head
They got appealed Mr. Potato Head
So I can be otherwise I'm offended
Otherwise I'm angry
Get the fuck out of here
I'm gonna beat your ass at this
I'm down
I bet Enzo can beat us both
Yeah he will
I thought it was cool She the young girl she actually she actually has a little uh
developmental uh disability as well oh really yeah that's kind of cool so we shouldn't like
like if we beat it we shouldn't like brag about it well i mean it's a it's a lose-lose situation
for sure yeah okay you know so we keep our times private yeah unless they're unless they're truly
i don't know bro she looks pretty good at it she does look pretty good i mean i don't know how
long you have to practice that That's cool, though.
Yeah, I think it's pretty sweet.
I didn't break no world records, that's for sure.
Yeah, I mean.
Never mind.
You didn't break none either.
No, I, yeah, no.
Have you?
No, not that I know of.
If you were to break a world record,
if you could say you were the closest to something,
what would your record be?
All right. I'll tell you this fastest person to shave his head really yeah bro i'm telling you something two minutes right now yeah that's that's me rushing rushing late get to get to get here
it's a good look bro hey man bald and bearded baby yeah yeah if you had a record what would it be
this the six count as a 75 hard workout
what about you what record you breaking man i don't know man
i don't know i don't i don't know if I... I don't know. I'm not exceptional in anything.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Like, I'm...
In one episode?
Yeah.
Prove it right.
There we go.
Most hated man that is equally the most right.
Most conspiracies put out that come true.
Alex Jones actually tells the fucking truth, bro mean let's be real he's been doing it way longer to like i'm not comparing myself to that dude like
i that's a different level of of digging into shit yeah it's different yeah but i don't know man
he did call out the gay frogs i mean that was real yeah come to find out, they are putting those chemicals in the water.
And it does actually cause things like that.
Testosterone levels have dropped in the last 20 years.
By like 1,000%.
Okay?
Don't fact check me on that.
I'm just talking shit.
It's definitely more than one.
Yeah.
100%.
But if I was to say, yeah, that would probably be my record.
You know?
I fucks with it.
I fucks with it. fucks with it so what we
give him a tilde bro oh you should get two thumbs up two thumbs up 100 agreed and uh congratulations
andy that's all i got brother oh cool all right well um since you don't have to do anything for
this show to contribute to it um try to make the world a better place. Make it harder for me and DJ to find
these fucked up stories. How about that? When you guys make it so hard, I can't find them.
I'll go back to entrepreneur content exclusive. How about that? And then make people do it.
All right, guys. I love you guys. Appreciate you guys. See you later. My jewelry box froze Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove Counted millions in a cold Bad bitch, booted swole
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