REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 260. Andy & DJ CTI: Eric Greitens Accusations, Lia Thomas Compared To Jackie Robinson & Biden's New World Order
Episode Date: March 23, 2022In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Eric Greiten's ex-wife's accusation that he physically abused her and their children, NBC's op-ed comparing Lia Thomas To Jackie Robinson, and Joe Biden's comment... about the implementation of a “New World Order.”
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What is up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realest take about
of the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society. Welcome to motherfucking reality.
Guys, today we have Andy and DJ.
Cruz the motherfucking internet.
Yeah.
I come walking in here and these guys are watching Django Unchained.
And you know why they're watching it?
What?
Because there's a certain member of our team in this room who hasn't seen it.
It's not me, guys. Calm the who hasn't seen it it's not me guys calm
the fuck down yeah it's not it's not dj i've seen it yeah fucking joe man how the fuck have
you not seen that movie i don't i don't that is one of my all-time favorite movies joe
explain yourself i just haven't seen it man i heard a lot about what are you talking about
you haven't seen you've never fucking watched it i don't really know you don't watch movies i don't
you lie you don't know movies not for real i know friday friday after next all i know is you would
know friday all i know is i'm gonna watch it all right all i know is i got fired when i didn't
watch a movie of great importance. I seen fucking Braveheart.
See, what you got to understand
is you're black.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, so you got fired for things
that white guy didn't get fired for.
It's clearly racist.
Guys, I get it now. I see it.
Oh, shit.
Took two years, man.
It's coming out, bro. It's years, man. Yeah.
It's coming out, bro.
It's coming out today.
I'm going to get out of my fake white man suit,
and out's going to come the s'more suit.
Yeah, there we go.
You know?
Fuck, dude.
My wife's been all night making these masks.
Huh?
My wife's been all night making these masks.
Dude, that's one of the funniest fucking scenes of any movie, dude.
I love Quentin Tarantino.
I'll be honest with you. Yeah, I do, too.
I love all of his movies. I do, too. I love all of his movies. I do too. I love all of them.
I don't love them all. Some of them
are trash, but he does some good
stuff and some trash stuff. Yeah.
Dude, here's the thing. You know what?
Here's what I'll say about his work.
You're not going to like every...
If you're one of those people that likes every artist's
work of everything they did, you're not a
true connoisseur, right? you're a fan yeah i'm not a fan but i think he's a i i think what what's cool about
tarantino is is that if you watch a tarantino movie without knowing that he did the movie you
know it's his movie right like you don't you don't have to know that Quentin Tarantino directed,
like, there's been a number of movies
I've watched,
and I'm like, man,
this seems like a Tarantino movie.
And then I go look,
and I'm like, oh, well, it is.
It's like looking at, like,
an Andy Warhol painting.
It's cool, yeah.
You know it's Andy Warhol.
It's cool.
And it's got, like, its own vibe.
And while I don't like
every single movie that he's done,
I appreciate all the movies he's done
because it's real art.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Like, he's got a style. That's real. done because it's real art yeah you know what i'm
saying like he's got a style that's real i think that's cool you can respect it yeah for sure
oh i'm over here sorting uh refreshing you're just over there get you starting to start a
movement what's our hashtag or something we're getting fired we're joining you're fired maybe
yeah maybe we'll take all your shit
shit man well i mean i'll take this root
beer float though we'll start there yeah what are you doing you getting back in shape yeah
gotta get back on it yeah i'm back on it man all right got did some crossfit today day what two
two that's right day two drinking some uh some root beer float shameless plug it's just delicious
dude root beer is pretty good root beer is pretty
fucking good like you had me hooked on the chocolate mint cookie i'm a chocolate mint guy
yeah but you know yeah you are yeah
all right talk about protein shakes guys relax what kind of bullshit do we got going on today
all of it man really all of it it's some interesting shit out
here um let's dive into it yeah yeah let's do let's dive into it let's dive in and guys as
always if you want to see any of these videos pictures links articles photos whatever it is
go to andy for seller.com you can check the links out there and uh with that being hey what's your
goal for this next 12 weeks by the way? I'm not 275.
What?
270.
270?
There's no point in playing with it.
All right.
So everybody's got to know that by the beginning of May, DJ's got to be 270.
Yep.
Otherwise, you make fun of him.
Yeah.
Absurdly.
Do it.
All right.
But you won't be able to do it.
All right.
I'm going to do it.
You know I'll make fun of you.
I know you will.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm on it for real, man.
Yeah, me too.
So what the fuck's going on?
Yeah, let's get into it, man.
Headline number one.
Headline number one reads,
ex-wife of Missouri GOP Senate eric gritens alleges he physically
abused her and their children so this is the headline let's let's dive into this article a
little bit okay just a little bit so the ex-wife of the leading gop senate candidate and former
missouri governor gritens alleged he was physically abusive towards his children and her according to
court documents filed this monday uh gritens you
know he resigned in uh 2018 um amid allegations of sexual misconduct um has been trying to mount
a political comeback in his pursuit of a u.s senate seat a number of gop primary rivals called
on monday for him to drop out of the race following the abuse allegations made by his ex-wife so
i got some supporting evidence here, uh,
uh,
from his wife,
Sheena,
um, who's living in Texas.
They have joint custody right now.
Um,
and Eric has already filed for full custody of the two,
uh,
two children,
uh,
two boys that he has,
uh,
article continues.
Sheena Gritens,
who now resides in Texas with the former couple's two children said she grew so
afraid of her former husband
that she sought to limit his access to weapons and began sleeping in her children's room out
of concern for their safety, according to an affidavit filed in the Circuit Court of Boone
County in Missouri as part of her effort to have a custody case moved to Texas.
Gina Gritens said that she and others were so concerned about Eric Gritens' behavior
that they limited his access to firearms on three occasions. She said that she was concerned about the, quote, escalation of
physical violence and eventually, quote, I started sleeping in my children's room simply to try to
keep them safe, according to her affidavit. In a statement, Eric Greitens denied the allegations.
Greitens' campaign manager also came out with an official statement he said quote his ex-wife is enraged in the last ditch attempt to vindictively destroy her ex-husband
though she knows that the press will viciously repeat her false allegations eric has always
been a great dad who loves his boys and has always put them first and that is why he is
filing for full custody of his children now Now, there's a lot here.
Yeah.
There is a lot.
There's a lot here.
It's been going on for a long time.
A long time.
And this is not the first time that some allegations have come out about Eric,
but there's a lot of water that has been getting cleared very, very quickly.
There's a very telling comment here.
Okay, go back.
Click back.
Click back.
Click back one more.
A number of his GOP primary rivals called on Monday for him to drop out of the race following the abuse allegations made by his ex-wife.
Now, I'm going to say some things here, and I'm going to let you know.
I'm personally friends with Eric Greitens.
I know him very well.
Not sometimes, not part of the time.
Literally every single time I've ever been with him, ever,
whether it be in the middle of the day, whether it be at night,
whether it be in the afternoon, which has been a number of times he steps away and does a face
time with his boys now that face time might last five minutes it might last an hour yeah but to say
that uh he doesn't make his family a priority and he's not a he's a bad dad and beats his kids and
all this shit look i'm gonna call fucking bullshit because
it's completely opposite of what the fuck i've observed all right now he sets alarm clocks to
call us yes you know what i'm saying throughout the day like multiple alarms so look dude here's
my take on this um i cannot speak to someone's relationship. We don't know what happens behind closed doors.
And in fact, I think if every single human on the face of the earth
was to have their closed doors activities analyzed and scrutinized,
they could be twisted into some sort of quote unquote abuse or something.
The story could be made.
I did not know Eric when he was married to this woman.
I don't know her.
I have nothing against her.
I know Eric is a man, and I believe in Eric as a man.
And what I observe and what I question is,
why did this just come out now?
Why is this just now coming out?
And why the week before it came out do i know for a fact that
eric was on spring break with his kids with his boys for the whole entire week and while
while he was with his boys his wife was in washington dc meeting with political opponents
okay so and these are facts guys this is not like yeah this
is not hearsay this is like i know from fucking firsthand yeah i'm probably one of the only people
on this planet that knows from fucking firsthand okay so you have to ask yourself why are all the
gop primary rivals jumping on trying to get them out of the race why did they try to get him out of government in 2018 all right by the way those allegations have now been absolved and the prosecutor who
brought the allegations against him is losing her motherfucking law license yeah okay chasing over
70 counts of surgery so now all of these lies that forced him to resign in 2018 have been absolved and shown to be bullshit.
And now all of a sudden this comes out.
Why didn't this come out during the process?
Right.
Why didn't this come out earlier?
Okay. okay and what i see here from someone who understands the political establishment and
what they will do to people who don't play along this is a political fucking hit job yep all right
and my my next words are going to be something that you should probably really consider
how clean is your closet what kind of skeletons do you have in there i don't know what kind of relationship
they had but if he was beating his wife and his kids don't you think that would have came out
earlier than now not when he's leading in the polls by double digits by 30 something points
you know i'm saying okay here's the here's the reality we want to break down the barrier and by
the way um eric eric isn't the only candidate that I support out there that I think is a good dude.
He represents the anti-establishment politician movement.
And these people, as you witnessed with President Trump, will do fucking anything to keep outsiders from getting in.
Okay.
So what I'm observing here is a bunch of GOP play along corporate interest
motherfuckers,
trashing this regular dude who served his country.
Who's a fucking road scholar.
Who's a smart human.
He's got a PhD from fucking Oxford.
They don't want him in office because he will fuck their shit up.
And we as Americans have to understand that our government only works
when we have actual citizens representing the people in our government.
The reason they don't want actual citizens representing the people in our government. The reason they don't want actual citizens
representing the people in our government and the reason they attack and slander people that try to
get in is because those people are going in to represent the interest of the greater good of the
population they represent exactly the way that government is designed to work. And what they're afraid of is people coming in and saying, Hey, you're on the take.
You're on the take.
You're on the take.
You're on the take.
You're compromised.
You're compromised.
And telling on all of them because they're all playing the same game together.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I don't,
it's a club,
right?
It's a fucking club that they have hijacked from the American people that we
ain't a part of.
And any single regular human that tries to become a part of it,
that's not beholden to big corporate interests.
That's not beholden to the World Economic Forum. That's not beholden to Mitch McConnell
and the establishment Republican Party.
Okay.
Otherwise known, you guys might know them as rhinos.
You hear that term tossed around?
Republican in name only.
That's right.
Republican in name only.
Because that means that they don't really stand for
in their voting policy
what the conservative American Republican
party stands for. By the way, I'm not conservative nor Republican, but I'm just explaining to you
the scenario of how this works. So what you have is an entire group of elite people who are taking
money from other elite people who advertise on the media stations all coming together saying hey
this guy is going to be a problem and we need to fucking get him out of out of the way and that's
how i see this story yeah all right 100 now i know eric i talk to eric pretty much every fucking day
all right he's a fucking good dude he represents america i've never seen him treat anybody
anywhere no he's the most genuine man i've ever met i agree dude you know one of the most yeah
one i mean yeah i mean as genuine as you could get yeah and so i can't speak to what happened
or didn't happen but eric's a fucking uh er Eric is a fucking Navy SEAL.
He's trained with weapons.
He knows how to kick your ass.
Okay.
He's in great shape.
Um, if he wanted to hurt people, it wouldn't be hard for him to hurt people.
Right.
Okay.
Now this idea of what happened behind closed doors, I can't speak to because I wasn't there.
It's just ironic to me that it just now all of a sudden comes out.
They've been separated since 2018.
That's what I'm saying.
So it's like, here's my thing. Cause I got, and just to follow up too, cause here. They've been separated since 2018. That's what I'm saying.
So it's like, here's my thing.
And just to follow up too, because here's my issue, okay?
We've seen this.
And dude, I'll be real.
My eyes have opened a little bit more to some of the other candidates who have piled on this really hard.
And jumped on that bandwagon.
Who I otherwise thought were pretty good people.
They just exposed themselves. that's what i think
too they just showed themselves to be available for purchase available for politics and the old
agenda available for fucking uh manipulation and that guys is what's created this entire scenario
where you and you don't you may not understand how to connect all the dots but this is why when
you go to the fucking gas station, it costs fucking $8.
Right.
Okay?
It all comes back down to that.
Let me just understand that.
Now, I could sit here and connect the dots for you for the next fucking 12 hours, but when you go to the store and there's no food, and when you go to the pump and you got to pay all this money. This is the establishment political elites problem that
they've created on purpose for us to enrich themselves. And anybody who is with that,
whether they be Republican or Democrat, who's bought and paid for by corporate interests,
who is on the payroll of mega donors like George Soros, they're the enemy. Those people are the
enemy of America, all of them, no matter if they have a D or an R or an I in front of their name.
Okay?
And we, as Americans, have to get really fucking smart.
This is an important message.
I hope you guys understand how important this message is.
We have to get smart about voting for people that are not for sale eric is not for sale can't be bought bro
eric cannot be bought okay now he has big donors he has people who own big companies i'm a donor
of his i own a big company but i'm not trying to influence his decision making hey hey eric
vote for this and by the way i've met his other donors and they're just like me.
They believe in fucking America.
They believe in freedom.
They believe in low taxes and small government.
They believe in term limits.
They believe in non,
uh,
overbearing freedom restrictions.
They,
they believe in everything that the free America believes in.
Okay. And this is why they don't want people like this in office. This is why Ian Smith gets
trashed. This is why Gridens is getting it now. And this is a big problem. And until we,
and this is the important point to take away here, until we as a society get smart enough
to realize how the game is played and how they try to tarnish people and fuck with people and hurt people and destroy their lives. Okay. We will never get ahead. And that they have
no limits or boundaries. They have no, they haven't, they don't have, it's not even just
limits or boundaries, bro. They have zero principles that they stand on. If you're in the
way, we're going to crush you. And that's not, that's not us. America is a land of fucking the greater good. We're
supposed to work together with people. Not a single motherfucker listening to this show is perfect.
Every single one of you has skeletons in your closet. And I guarantee you every single one of
you has something in your closet that if the mainstream media knew about, they could twist
it into a big motherfucking story every motherfucking one of you
listening so if you don't think that that's right that they would do that to you you should be smart
enough to recognize this kind of propaganda and bullshit when it happens to other people this
this to me knowing what i know is even more of a reason to vote for this person right because he's
scaring the establishment political elite he's scaring the establishment political
elite he's scaring the media and he is someone who will go in and fight for what the constitution
fucking says so to me that's just my personal view this makes me say all right that's the right
dude for sure you know what i'm saying yeah 100 do because like like andy this is the problem that
i have with it real quick before we move on to the next uh topic but you know they started this fucking hit campaign back in 2018
they got this man to resign from office okay since then okay all of the criminal charges they tried
to put against him blackmail uh tampering with computer data has all been dropped okay what he
did was here's what he was guilty of.
He had an extramarital affair.
Sure.
He was guilty of that.
And he's admitted that, right?
He has.
And him and I, the first time I met him in person, I fucking looked him in his eye and asked him about it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the thing is, but since then, the FBI agent that they brought in, he's been indicted for perjury and tampering
with fucking evidence yeah during this case yeah the the the prosecutor in st louis city that we
have uh kim gardner she has 70 counts of perjury against her for this bullshit yeah right there
was zero evidence he had a the missouri ethics panel they investigated found zero wrongdoing
zero evidence right and now here this man is in this position
here's my my take and this is the problem we've seen this time and time again um where we have
people that that drum up and whisk up these these this bullshit right yeah and people buy into that
there has to be consequences for people that do shit like that we've seen it with the hate crime
with like jesse small yeah dude seen it with the rape rape charge like all of this bullshit man this this lady and i
don't know sheena either right she deserves some confidence here's here here's what okay i want to
see the fucking proof i want to see the photographs i want to see the fucking emails i want to see the
texts i want to see the shit because here's the thing i've been accused of fucking bullshit like this before and it was fucking completely fabricated completely fabricated it is too easy to accuse
people of shit like this right with no fucking proof right okay i know other men who have been
accused of this shit okay where's the proof right i want to see the motherfucking proof eric is a highly trained
fucking navy seal if he wanted to hurt a motherfucker he fucking beat the shit out of me
he weighs 190 pounds bro he'll whoop my ass okay i'm pretty sure if he wanted to hurt a
fucking small little woman he hurt her really bad yeah same for his kids. So I want to see the fucking proof.
Let's see the fucking proof.
That's where I'm at.
Because I am so sick of these smear campaigns
and the way the politics is done
and how these people manipulate unassuming,
useful idiots, for lack of a better term,
because these people will just believe anything
that will be put out in print. Have you guys now realized that they are willing? There is no journalistic
integrity at all anymore in the media. They are pay for play. If you affect their advertising
income or they can get ratings, they will run the shit. There's no ethics anymore.
I've had so many stories written about me over the
years that were complete lies that i fucking had to sue people to get fucking removed okay i know
how this works i'm very fucking familiar with it i want to see the fucking proof and i think that's
i think that's fair it is fair you know what i'm saying like it's fair this man just got done
dealing with all this other bullshit that all came out to be why did it not come out years ago
you know why is he in washington dc while this motherfucker's in florida with his fucking kids
right explain that to me right bro america needs to get smart enough to recognize when
this the the typical establishment political monster that we have,
which is backed by corporate America,
when they are manipulating you,
we have to get smart enough to realize it.
And then we have to also,
and this is the,
this is the bad part.
This is the bad part.
How do,
what if this is true?
What if this is true?
And we'll never know if it's true because the media fucking lies about everything.
Right.
Right.
It makes it impossible to know what the fuck is truth and what's not true.
And by the way, that's a goal of fucking communist insurgency.
Right.
It's ideological subversion.
They want you to not know the truth.
I don't play this shit, bro.
I've been smeared my whole life.
I've been smeared fucking ever since I started talking dude i speak the boat they called you racist dude listen i've
got fucking all of it i've had web pages i've had stories i've had instagram accounts i've had
complete fucking coordinated attacks on my life over and over and over again. So I know how this works.
Let's see the fucking proof.
That's it, yeah.
That means you're pressing where it hurts.
Otherwise, I'm voting for the motherfucker just because you motherfuckers are afraid of him.
No shit.
No shit, man.
All right, guys.
Headline number two.
Headline reads,
NBC op-ed compares transgender
swimmers. Hold on. We should not be
fucking, bro.
These kind of attacks
that come from within the fucking
same party, this is why
you guys saying, oh, I could just go vote Republican
and it'll fix it, won't fix it.
This is what you guys
have to understand.
When Trump talks about the swamp, this is what he guys have to understand when
Trump talks about the swamp
this is what he's talking about he's not just
talking about Democrats right he never
said just the Democratic this is why people
this is why guys like
I'm not even gonna say his name but this
is why popular conservative fucking
Republicans who
are young war heroes don't
like guys like Ian Smith
they think they're better they they they think Republicans who are young war heroes don't like guys like Ian Smith.
They think they're better.
They think they're smarter.
They think they have better knowledge of the way things should be.
And what they don't realize is that they've lost touch with ground level America.
Headline number two.
Headline reads. headline number two headline reach mbc op-ed compares transgendered swimmer leah thomas to jackie robinson
bro okay all right listen this is where the fuck we draw the line holy shit
well i'll say this if if if the goal is to completely convert every single black
american into a conservative voter they're doing a fucking great job
so so so are they not yeah 100 i mean is that not what they're doing that's it
that's it like bro people come i get my dms like people like holy shit andy were do you see all this crazy shit i'm like yeah tell me one thing in the last year that's gone their
way right tell me one thing in the last we are winning motherfuckers they're losing all you got
to do is keep speaking up we are winning it's not hopeless we're winning let them keep doing this
shit they're trying to defend their position and
they're exposing their actual position anybody that compares leah thomas to jackie robinson
is a fucking idiot yeah oh and it's racist she's not even black bro jackie robinson the even dude
if you know the real story about jackie rob, even the fucking movies don't do it justice because it would make white motherfuckers look so fucking racist.
Dude, this motherfucker was spit on every fucking day he went on the baseball field.
We're talking about real diversity.
Dude, real hatred, real fucking adversity, real fucking bravery.
That motherfucker is a fucking american hero yeah this is a dude
trying to fucking be good at swimming against girls
it's insane it's insane insane but like you said but this is the shit that's going to make black
america realize that they've been lied to for fucking ever about democrats this is liberal
propaganda bullshit when When you do
now, I will say this. I just said
Republican Democrat, both the problems
when you vote establishment
any side you're fucking up. But
if you vote Democrat, you're voting
for that automatically automatically
automatically. Now you
can still fuck up and vote for the wrong motherfuckers
elsewhere. But if you vote any
level of Democrat at all right now you're you agree with that so think about that black america
yeah i'm being for real oh shit i told you about the uh i could i couldn't find it i was gonna put
it up here uh one of my guys that i follow uh i'm friends with on facebook he put it up he's like
all right now this is where we draw the fucking line well he's right yeah bro leah thomas is
converting this leah thomas story we've covered fucking what 10 times at least yeah this story
is waking more people up than any other fucking story this story is waking more people up than
fucking coven yeah no shit think about that keep pushing this shit dumb asses doing a great job
i see this shit and i read it for what it is
i'm like holy shit that's gonna really make people mad yeah man so so so the article the op-ed was
written by cheryl cookie oh we got fucking more yeah we got more we got more we're not even there
yet yeah we're not we're not even done my bad so it was so the op-ed was
written by cheryl cookie a purdue university uh purdue university professor of american and gender
studies the op-ed argues that thomas recent string of victories at the ncaa swimming championships
in which he beat out two silver olympic medalists quote should be celebrated as an advancement of
women's sports according to
cookie thomas a man living as a woman has shattered the notion of sex segregation of women's sports
that have often been promoted um she says quote how does one advocate for equitable treatment
while also adhering to the notion of biological difference you fucking moron hold on i gotta stop this is the dumbest shit i've ever
fucking heard in my entire life in my 42 fucking years on this planet you what's her name cookie
are the dumbest you are the dumbest she couldn't even spell cookie right
yeah it's ie dumb ass it's not cookie with a y everybody knows that yeah dude hold on is this
person white too please be white you ready it's got to be white it's got to be a white woman drumroll
i knew it i knew it i knew it i fucking knew it oh man holy shit dude these people have lost their fucking minds today is a great day
in american history holy shit man holy shit dude holy shit yeah there's some crazy shit out here
am i blowing this out of proportion i don't think so man i don't think so at all it's fucking
hilarious oh my god what a clown. They're doing a great job.
What a clown.
Don't stop.
Compare Leah Thomas to Obama.
Cookie, write some more.
That's how you get them.
Cookie, write some more shit.
Let's get this out there.
Leah Thomas is just like Obama.
You're doing a great job for us.
Compare him to Barack Obama.
That's what you need to do.
Oh, my God.
That'll really do it right there.
Dude, I can't even look at the fucking picture.
What the fuck is going on? Holy shit. Yeah, man. Yeah, I can't even look at the fucking picture. What the fuck is going on?
Holy shit.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, I told you.
This has got to be the fucking Matrix, bro.
They're punking us now.
They're punking us.
Where's Ashton Kutcher?
They're punking us.
I'm starting to believe the real conspiracy theory.
This is a big show.
This has got to be a punk.
I'm waiting on Ashton, bro.
I'm waiting.
I don't know where you're at
come on the fuck out already because i don't want to play this game no more
i'm tired of playing i get it i get it i get it i get it it's like when your mom starts beating
your ass and she hit you twice and you're like i got it that's it that's it there's like 10 more
whoops you know oh fuck man yeah this is oh dude i can't help it it's it's unbelievable
like i can't help but laugh at it yeah i love how she's carrying a soccer ball on a on a running
track i love it it kind of speaks for itself i love it i'm to score a touchdown. That's what she's saying.
That's the fucking caption, bro.
Cookie scores her first touchdown.
Holy shit, man.
Oh, man.
We got to take this whole fucking show live on the road, bro. We got to, bro.
We got to just have people toss us shit.
We'll start talking about it.
Bro.
Holy fuck. Yep. You'll start talking about it. Holy fuck.
You can't make this up.
Dude, we could fucking sit in a meeting
and say, hey, how can we make up the most
absurd shit and talk about it
on the show?
We couldn't even do it.
A dude
is swimming
with fucking chicks.
And people are mad
that other people are saying haters are dude.
Dude, what the fuck?
Holy shit.
Then you have a fucking genius who thinks she's running the goddamn football
fucking touchdown saying she's Jackie Robinson, dude.
This could not be fucking real holy shit holy shit oh man how is this real bro i'm glad i don't go anywhere besides here yeah no shit holy shit dude you all lost your fucking
minds there's a dude in the pool.
He's got an extra flipper.
Holy fuck, dude.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, fuck.
Okay.
We still got more.
We got more.
Holy fuck.
I got to get a breath.
That's why he swims so fast.
He has an extra flipper. He's got a prope an extra he's doing the helicopter in the fucking pool is that a missile in there
why is he moving his hips like that that's how i swim everybody knows the helicopter yeah
if you don't your fucking dick's too small yeah no shit all right headline why you guys get quiet when i said that
all right all right headline number three headline reads joe biden's new world order comment jumped on by conspiracy theorist it gets better but wait there's more wait there's more so
so claims the article reads claims about the existence two headlines was enough for today
they're still calling this conspiracy theory bro just wait to this next slide can they read it out
perfectly sorry go ahead no you're good man so claims about the
existence and implementation of a new world order have spread online after president joe biden used
this phrase in the speech dude the pool
holy shit man i can't i said i'm dude. I can't believe this is fucking real.
Man, where are we at, man?
All right.
Sorry.
Start over.
So claims about the existence and implementation of a new world order.
Dude, what the fuck?
There's people still calling this conspiracy.
Yeah, man.
Holy shit.
So while the, and this is, what article did I get this from?
Is this Newsweek, I think?
Newsweek?
So they say, while the phrase new world order is generally used to denote a significant
geopolitical change, it can also designate a conspiracy theory that stipulates a secretive
globalist authority is seeking to control the world.
They are!
Bro, go look at the world economic form.
They wrote a fucking book about it.
The dude's on TV every other day talking about it.
Yeah.
The fuck is going on?
Yeah, it's a secretive globalist authority is seeking to control the world under a totalitarian regime and strip sovereign countries and its citizens of their freedom that's exactly what they're doing there's no drugs in here dude what
people cannot be this fucking stupid bro so several conservatives and conspiracy theorists
hey that's us that is us we made the bro. Including followers of the radical QAnon movement quickly jumped on Biden using the words while speaking at business roundtable CEO quarterly meeting in Washington, D.C. on Monday.
Here's the video for you guys.
We are at an inflection point, I believe, in the world economy, not just the world economy in the world.
It occurs every three or four generations. As one of the top military people said to me
in a secure meeting the other day,
60 million people died between 1900 and 1946.
And since then, we established a liberal world order
and that hadn't happened in a long time.
A lot of people died, but never near the chaos.
Hold on, hold on, stop that.
The 60 million number,
do you know what killed those 60 million people?
Killed most of them?
Communism.
Okay, keep going.
And now's the time when things are shifting.
There's going to be a new world order out there.
And we've got to lead it.
We've got to unite the rest of the free world in doing it.
So anyway.
Now, fuck you, bro.
How about we ain't going to do that? How about we're going to be fucking land of the free world and doing it. So anyway. Now, fuck you, bro. How about we ain't going to do that?
How about we're going to be fucking land of the free,
home of the motherfucking brave?
How about we're going to be we the people?
How about fuck you and your globalist shit?
How about that?
I like the sound of that.
Yeah, I like that.
Okay?
This ain't a conspiracy fucking theory, bro.
This is the World Economic Forum's fucking plan.
Yeah, he's just too demented he wasn't
supposed to say that that's the problem no they they are supposed to say it because now he said
it do you notice right after he said it what he said so anyway and he moved on
okay they tell you what the fuck they're gonna do you just don't listen right
the klaus schwab wrote a book about this. And that's exactly, go back to that paragraph.
That actually describes it perfectly.
While the phrase New World Order is generally used to denote a significant geopolitical change,
it can designate a conspiracy theory that stipulates that a secretive globalist authority
is seeking to control the world under a totalitarian regime
and strip sovereign countries and its citizens of their
freedom thank you that's what i've been trying to say for two years they took that's what's going on
they took that off their website yeah it's not conspiracy no it's happening you fucking people
have to understand this if you would just take an hour of your time and order the motherfucking book from Klaus Schwab and another
hour to read the motherfucker and then to research these people.
You would figure out what the fuck is going on.
This is exactly what they say.
If you listen to his speeches, Klaus Schwab, this is exactly what the globalist agenda
says and what they're about.
And this is why people that are attached to the World Economic Forum
are extremely dangerous and have no place in American government.
Every single political figure that supports WEF has to fucking go.
Has to go.
Because they're serving interests that are not yours or mine
or any of the people in this country.
All right.
You guys who are uneducated about what's going on, you hear that and you say, oh, well, that
sounds pretty nice.
That sounds okay.
You know, all the global blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You are saying that because you do not understand how fucking wealthy and privileged the United
States of America is versus every single other country out there.
For us, this means lesser quality of life.
It means hard time finding food.
It means power outages, power shortages.
It means a third world country lifestyle for you and your motherfucking family.
And that's what you have to start understanding.
We are an America first nation.
We are a nation of fucking patriots. We are a nation of fucking actual humans who go out and
do actual work and create actual shit and sell it to help other actual people do what the fuck
they do. That's called an economy. And we have the 100% capabilities of creating our own sustaining economy here in America.
If these people who, as we discussed, are financed from other organizations with other
interests were removed from power, we would be able to do this because those people pass
laws and finance projects with our tax dollars that send our jobs, our creation, our businesses
to other places in the world.
And you fucking people have to wake up or we are going to lose America and you, you,
you will be poor.
And I mean, you think $3 gas is bad?
I'm talking about having to make an appointment to get a
little motherfucking bread right okay you don't understand what poor is when i say poor i'm not
talking about what you think is poor i'm talking about what the world says is poor and i don't know
if you fucking looked around but poor in other places in the world looks a lot worse than poor in America. Yeah.
It's real, man.
I probably had over a hundred fucking DMs, people sending this
video in. Like, holy fuck, bro,
did you see this? Yeah!
He's been doing it, this
whole thing, the whole thing has been part of this.
Fuck, dude.
COVID-19's part of it. What's going on in19 is part of it
what's going on in Ukraine is part of it
okay the fucking racial division
they perpetrate on top of us
all day long is part of it
people are like how's that part of it
because
if we are racially divided and we are divided
amongst all these other issues
they can get us to vote for different people
who represent this shit.
Okay.
How did they get elected?
Oh,
they got the black vote.
Well,
the black vote only voted for Democrats because they lied to him over and over
and over and over and over and over and over again.
Right.
If we're United on the fucking ground level,
these motherfuckers can't run their play.
That's what you,
that's what I've been trying to talk, tell everybody. How many times have I said on this show, Hey, other people in other countries
don't see us as black Americans or white Americans or gay Americans or straight Americans. They just
see fucking Americans. And they are just like, you're jealous of me. Cause I have all this shit
that you don't have the, every other human in the fucking world is jealous of you because I have all this shit that you don't have. Every other human in the fucking world is jealous
of you because you live in fucking America
and they want to take your shit and make it
theirs. And you
fucking people are cheering it.
You're cheering it, some of you.
That's what's happening.
It's clear as day.
Okay? If we haven't noticed by now
whatever the media says, the opposite is true.
Bring up that paragraph again.
The phrase new world order is generally used to denote a significant geopolitical change.
It can also designate a conspiracy theory that stipulates a secretive globalist authority is seeking to control the world under a totalitarian regime and strip sovereign countries and its citizens of
their freedom.
How in the fuck can you still say this is a fucking conspiracy?
They're telling you the play.
Oh yeah,
dude,
here's,
they think this is going on,
but that's not really what's going on.
I remember Hunter Biden's laptop was a conspiracy theory.
Hey,
no,
I know it looks like, listen, I know what it looks like i mean but i just kind of tripped
and fell my dick fell right in there i don't i don't know how that happened yeah totally i mean
i know what it looks like but it definitely ain't that the fuck out of here looks like a duck walks
like a duck but it's a giraffe like come on now dude it's it's interesting man i just when i'm afraid
of because if you follow klaus schwab's and you follow his his plan right the next big thing is
going to be dark right like yeah they're going to kill the power in the fucking internet so you
can't access any of your fucking money you can't fucking do there's no resistance organized on the
ground level so they
can do whatever they want with no fucking internet right like i mean the internet is clearly a big
problem for them right now if they were doing this in 1940s holy shit man if they were i'm just
saying i'm just saying if they tried to do something like this in the 1940s or the 1920s,
what would people have fucking known about it?
Oh, that's right.
They wouldn't have known shit.
They would have known what the papers fucking told them.
And when you start to think about that,
maybe you should start to figure out a couple things
about the way things really are or they aren't.
Holy shit.
Yep.
Dude, is this like, honestly, is this hard to understand?
No.
Then how come people can't understand it?
I think people refuse to see that, bro, because it makes them, they're going to be uncomfortable.
Well, they're going to be a whole lot more uncomfortable, bro, if they don't fucking address the situation.
Agreed. But it's just challenging everything that they've always known is to be the truth you know okay so so you're gonna take all all you what would
you rather have you could continue to believe all you've ever known is the truth and be completely
subjugated and never live freedom and pretend it's freedom for your whole entire life, man, this really is the fucking matrix. Holy shit. Or you could choose to confront the truth and be actually free.
But what do I know, bro? I've just been wrong about everything for the last two fucking years.
Oh yeah. Guys, our final segment of the show, show as always we have our thumbs up segment
where i show a headline and it's either going to get two thumbs up or two thumbs in the butt
that being said our headline for thumbs up reads dog is dumped at north carolina shelter because owners said it might be gay.
Fesco is now looking for a new home after his previous owners said they freaked out after they saw him humping another male dog.
Okay, well, hold on.
Now I get it.
Now I get it.
Like I just said, people can't be this stupid.
I got it.
I'm out of touch.
They are that stupid holy fuck so a dog in north carolina is now
looking for a new home um fezco who is described to be as a uh a four to five year old dog of an
unknown breed was recently dropped off at the stanley county animal protective services in uh
albemarle i guess the reason fesco apparently humped another male dog
and the dog owners assumed that the canine was a gay nine and didn't want him around so they left
him at the shelter now the shelter wants to find fesco a new home and says he likes people and
other animals now uh although scientific american notes that homosexual behavior has been observed
in more than 1500 different animal species animal species, humans including one.
And the ASPCA says that it's common for dogs to mount and thrust against other animals, people, and objects, including wadded up blankets, dog beds, toys, swarms, and masturbation as a response to stress.
There's Fesco.
You're looking dog, too, by the way dog too bro what a piece of shit
assholes bro complete ass I'm gonna
give away a member of my fucking household
of four or five years
dude they probably treat him like shit
bro that's sad
dude it's fucked up bro definitely
fucked up just look at that little
guy stupidity of people that dog is
fucking beautiful
that fucking irritates fuck out of me yeah the people are that fucking stupid um good
news is he has been adopted so he's in a nice loving home now so that's always good
good dude those people what a shit dumb fucks i don't want my dog to be gay okay all right
first of all bro
it's your you've had it for five years it's your fucking buddy
like that's your dog like they must have not gave a fuck about this dog he's probably gonna
have a much better life now he will i'm sure he will so i mean we're viral sorry that's fucking
sad yeah man hey but i guess dude it does kind of answer what i was saying like some of these
people are fucking literally very low iq people and low low moral
standard obviously i don't know how i don't know dogs are fucking awesome fucking with animals bro
being mean to animals is something i can't tolerate like i would i would i would i don't
hunt i don't do none of that shit i'm not knocking i'm not knocking people who do i get it like if you know and if shit gets bad and i got a hunt i'll fucking hunt right but uh cruelty cruelty and meanness and heartlessness towards
animals is not something that that uh i have a tolerance for 100 like i will i will shoot you
in the fucking face we talked about it quite a bit yeah i'm just glad it turned out to be a good
ending and like he's probably he looks much better off now well you look it quite a bit yeah i'm just glad it turned out to be a good ending
and like he's probably he looks much better off now well you look like he's smiling yeah i don't
know if that's like a rot mix maybe yeah he's definitely rot yeah he's a rot mix he's he's not
no no no he's like a yeah yes anyway what you giving it brother two thumbs up because he's
going to a better home for sure 100 man yeah man. Yeah. And fuck those people. Yeah.
Well, Andy, that's all I got, brother.
All right.
There's a dude in the pool.
Show show.
We're from sleeping on the floor.
Now my jewelry box froze.
Fuck a bowl.
Fuck a stove.
Counted millions in the cold.
Bad bitch.
Booty swole. Got her on bankroll. Can't fold, that's a no Headshot, case closed