REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 260. Andy & DJ CTI: Eric Greitens Accusations, Lia Thomas Compared To Jackie Robinson & Biden's New World Order

Episode Date: March 23, 2022

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Eric Greiten's ex-wife's accusation that he physically abused her and their children, NBC's op-ed comparing Lia Thomas To Jackie Robinson, and Joe Biden's comment... about the implementation of a “New World Order.”

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What is up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realest take about of the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society. Welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ. Cruz the motherfucking internet. Yeah. I come walking in here and these guys are watching Django Unchained. And you know why they're watching it? What?
Starting point is 00:00:39 Because there's a certain member of our team in this room who hasn't seen it. It's not me, guys. Calm the who hasn't seen it it's not me guys calm the fuck down yeah it's not it's not dj i've seen it yeah fucking joe man how the fuck have you not seen that movie i don't i don't that is one of my all-time favorite movies joe explain yourself i just haven't seen it man i heard a lot about what are you talking about you haven't seen you've never fucking watched it i don't really know you don't watch movies i don't you lie you don't know movies not for real i know friday friday after next all i know is you would know friday all i know is i'm gonna watch it all right all i know is i got fired when i didn't
Starting point is 00:01:21 watch a movie of great importance. I seen fucking Braveheart. See, what you got to understand is you're black. Is that what it is? Yeah, so you got fired for things that white guy didn't get fired for. It's clearly racist. Guys, I get it now. I see it.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Oh, shit. Took two years, man. It's coming out, bro. It's years, man. Yeah. It's coming out, bro. It's coming out today. I'm going to get out of my fake white man suit, and out's going to come the s'more suit. Yeah, there we go.
Starting point is 00:01:53 You know? Fuck, dude. My wife's been all night making these masks. Huh? My wife's been all night making these masks. Dude, that's one of the funniest fucking scenes of any movie, dude. I love Quentin Tarantino. I'll be honest with you. Yeah, I do, too.
Starting point is 00:02:05 I love all of his movies. I do, too. I love all of his movies. I do too. I love all of them. I don't love them all. Some of them are trash, but he does some good stuff and some trash stuff. Yeah. Dude, here's the thing. You know what? Here's what I'll say about his work. You're not going to like every... If you're one of those people that likes every artist's
Starting point is 00:02:22 work of everything they did, you're not a true connoisseur, right? you're a fan yeah i'm not a fan but i think he's a i i think what what's cool about tarantino is is that if you watch a tarantino movie without knowing that he did the movie you know it's his movie right like you don't you don't have to know that Quentin Tarantino directed, like, there's been a number of movies I've watched, and I'm like, man, this seems like a Tarantino movie.
Starting point is 00:02:50 And then I go look, and I'm like, oh, well, it is. It's like looking at, like, an Andy Warhol painting. It's cool, yeah. You know it's Andy Warhol. It's cool. And it's got, like, its own vibe.
Starting point is 00:02:58 And while I don't like every single movie that he's done, I appreciate all the movies he's done because it's real art. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's got a style. That's real. done because it's real art yeah you know what i'm saying like he's got a style that's real i think that's cool you can respect it yeah for sure oh i'm over here sorting uh refreshing you're just over there get you starting to start a
Starting point is 00:03:16 movement what's our hashtag or something we're getting fired we're joining you're fired maybe yeah maybe we'll take all your shit shit man well i mean i'll take this root beer float though we'll start there yeah what are you doing you getting back in shape yeah gotta get back on it yeah i'm back on it man all right got did some crossfit today day what two two that's right day two drinking some uh some root beer float shameless plug it's just delicious dude root beer is pretty good root beer is pretty fucking good like you had me hooked on the chocolate mint cookie i'm a chocolate mint guy
Starting point is 00:03:48 yeah but you know yeah you are yeah all right talk about protein shakes guys relax what kind of bullshit do we got going on today all of it man really all of it it's some interesting shit out here um let's dive into it yeah yeah let's do let's dive into it let's dive in and guys as always if you want to see any of these videos pictures links articles photos whatever it is go to andy for seller.com you can check the links out there and uh with that being hey what's your goal for this next 12 weeks by the way? I'm not 275. What?
Starting point is 00:04:27 270. 270? There's no point in playing with it. All right. So everybody's got to know that by the beginning of May, DJ's got to be 270. Yep. Otherwise, you make fun of him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:42 Absurdly. Do it. All right. But you won't be able to do it. All right. I'm going to do it. You know I'll make fun of you. I know you will.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Yeah. All right. I'm on it for real, man. Yeah, me too. So what the fuck's going on? Yeah, let's get into it, man. Headline number one. Headline number one reads,
Starting point is 00:05:02 ex-wife of Missouri GOP Senate eric gritens alleges he physically abused her and their children so this is the headline let's let's dive into this article a little bit okay just a little bit so the ex-wife of the leading gop senate candidate and former missouri governor gritens alleged he was physically abusive towards his children and her according to court documents filed this monday uh gritens you know he resigned in uh 2018 um amid allegations of sexual misconduct um has been trying to mount a political comeback in his pursuit of a u.s senate seat a number of gop primary rivals called on monday for him to drop out of the race following the abuse allegations made by his ex-wife so
Starting point is 00:05:41 i got some supporting evidence here, uh, uh, from his wife, Sheena, um, who's living in Texas. They have joint custody right now. Um, and Eric has already filed for full custody of the two,
Starting point is 00:05:54 uh, two children, uh, two boys that he has, uh, article continues. Sheena Gritens, who now resides in Texas with the former couple's two children said she grew so
Starting point is 00:06:03 afraid of her former husband that she sought to limit his access to weapons and began sleeping in her children's room out of concern for their safety, according to an affidavit filed in the Circuit Court of Boone County in Missouri as part of her effort to have a custody case moved to Texas. Gina Gritens said that she and others were so concerned about Eric Gritens' behavior that they limited his access to firearms on three occasions. She said that she was concerned about the, quote, escalation of physical violence and eventually, quote, I started sleeping in my children's room simply to try to keep them safe, according to her affidavit. In a statement, Eric Greitens denied the allegations.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Greitens' campaign manager also came out with an official statement he said quote his ex-wife is enraged in the last ditch attempt to vindictively destroy her ex-husband though she knows that the press will viciously repeat her false allegations eric has always been a great dad who loves his boys and has always put them first and that is why he is filing for full custody of his children now Now, there's a lot here. Yeah. There is a lot. There's a lot here. It's been going on for a long time.
Starting point is 00:07:11 A long time. And this is not the first time that some allegations have come out about Eric, but there's a lot of water that has been getting cleared very, very quickly. There's a very telling comment here. Okay, go back. Click back. Click back. Click back one more.
Starting point is 00:07:31 A number of his GOP primary rivals called on Monday for him to drop out of the race following the abuse allegations made by his ex-wife. Now, I'm going to say some things here, and I'm going to let you know. I'm personally friends with Eric Greitens. I know him very well. Not sometimes, not part of the time. Literally every single time I've ever been with him, ever, whether it be in the middle of the day, whether it be at night, whether it be in the afternoon, which has been a number of times he steps away and does a face
Starting point is 00:08:09 time with his boys now that face time might last five minutes it might last an hour yeah but to say that uh he doesn't make his family a priority and he's not a he's a bad dad and beats his kids and all this shit look i'm gonna call fucking bullshit because it's completely opposite of what the fuck i've observed all right now he sets alarm clocks to call us yes you know what i'm saying throughout the day like multiple alarms so look dude here's my take on this um i cannot speak to someone's relationship. We don't know what happens behind closed doors. And in fact, I think if every single human on the face of the earth was to have their closed doors activities analyzed and scrutinized,
Starting point is 00:08:56 they could be twisted into some sort of quote unquote abuse or something. The story could be made. I did not know Eric when he was married to this woman. I don't know her. I have nothing against her. I know Eric is a man, and I believe in Eric as a man. And what I observe and what I question is, why did this just come out now?
Starting point is 00:09:20 Why is this just now coming out? And why the week before it came out do i know for a fact that eric was on spring break with his kids with his boys for the whole entire week and while while he was with his boys his wife was in washington dc meeting with political opponents okay so and these are facts guys this is not like yeah this is not hearsay this is like i know from fucking firsthand yeah i'm probably one of the only people on this planet that knows from fucking firsthand okay so you have to ask yourself why are all the gop primary rivals jumping on trying to get them out of the race why did they try to get him out of government in 2018 all right by the way those allegations have now been absolved and the prosecutor who
Starting point is 00:10:14 brought the allegations against him is losing her motherfucking law license yeah okay chasing over 70 counts of surgery so now all of these lies that forced him to resign in 2018 have been absolved and shown to be bullshit. And now all of a sudden this comes out. Why didn't this come out during the process? Right. Why didn't this come out earlier? Okay. okay and what i see here from someone who understands the political establishment and what they will do to people who don't play along this is a political fucking hit job yep all right
Starting point is 00:10:53 and my my next words are going to be something that you should probably really consider how clean is your closet what kind of skeletons do you have in there i don't know what kind of relationship they had but if he was beating his wife and his kids don't you think that would have came out earlier than now not when he's leading in the polls by double digits by 30 something points you know i'm saying okay here's the here's the reality we want to break down the barrier and by the way um eric eric isn't the only candidate that I support out there that I think is a good dude. He represents the anti-establishment politician movement. And these people, as you witnessed with President Trump, will do fucking anything to keep outsiders from getting in.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Okay. So what I'm observing here is a bunch of GOP play along corporate interest motherfuckers, trashing this regular dude who served his country. Who's a fucking road scholar. Who's a smart human. He's got a PhD from fucking Oxford. They don't want him in office because he will fuck their shit up.
Starting point is 00:12:12 And we as Americans have to understand that our government only works when we have actual citizens representing the people in our government. The reason they don't want actual citizens representing the people in our government. The reason they don't want actual citizens representing the people in our government and the reason they attack and slander people that try to get in is because those people are going in to represent the interest of the greater good of the population they represent exactly the way that government is designed to work. And what they're afraid of is people coming in and saying, Hey, you're on the take. You're on the take. You're on the take.
Starting point is 00:12:53 You're on the take. You're compromised. You're compromised. And telling on all of them because they're all playing the same game together. Yeah. Okay. So I don't, it's a club,
Starting point is 00:13:07 right? It's a fucking club that they have hijacked from the American people that we ain't a part of. And any single regular human that tries to become a part of it, that's not beholden to big corporate interests. That's not beholden to the World Economic Forum. That's not beholden to Mitch McConnell and the establishment Republican Party. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Otherwise known, you guys might know them as rhinos. You hear that term tossed around? Republican in name only. That's right. Republican in name only. Because that means that they don't really stand for in their voting policy what the conservative American Republican
Starting point is 00:13:45 party stands for. By the way, I'm not conservative nor Republican, but I'm just explaining to you the scenario of how this works. So what you have is an entire group of elite people who are taking money from other elite people who advertise on the media stations all coming together saying hey this guy is going to be a problem and we need to fucking get him out of out of the way and that's how i see this story yeah all right 100 now i know eric i talk to eric pretty much every fucking day all right he's a fucking good dude he represents america i've never seen him treat anybody anywhere no he's the most genuine man i've ever met i agree dude you know one of the most yeah one i mean yeah i mean as genuine as you could get yeah and so i can't speak to what happened
Starting point is 00:14:37 or didn't happen but eric's a fucking uh er Eric is a fucking Navy SEAL. He's trained with weapons. He knows how to kick your ass. Okay. He's in great shape. Um, if he wanted to hurt people, it wouldn't be hard for him to hurt people. Right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Now this idea of what happened behind closed doors, I can't speak to because I wasn't there. It's just ironic to me that it just now all of a sudden comes out. They've been separated since 2018. That's what I'm saying. So it's like, here's my thing. Cause I got, and just to follow up too, cause here. They've been separated since 2018. That's what I'm saying. So it's like, here's my thing. And just to follow up too, because here's my issue, okay? We've seen this.
Starting point is 00:15:12 And dude, I'll be real. My eyes have opened a little bit more to some of the other candidates who have piled on this really hard. And jumped on that bandwagon. Who I otherwise thought were pretty good people. They just exposed themselves. that's what i think too they just showed themselves to be available for purchase available for politics and the old agenda available for fucking uh manipulation and that guys is what's created this entire scenario where you and you don't you may not understand how to connect all the dots but this is why when
Starting point is 00:15:44 you go to the fucking gas station, it costs fucking $8. Right. Okay? It all comes back down to that. Let me just understand that. Now, I could sit here and connect the dots for you for the next fucking 12 hours, but when you go to the store and there's no food, and when you go to the pump and you got to pay all this money. This is the establishment political elites problem that they've created on purpose for us to enrich themselves. And anybody who is with that, whether they be Republican or Democrat, who's bought and paid for by corporate interests,
Starting point is 00:16:16 who is on the payroll of mega donors like George Soros, they're the enemy. Those people are the enemy of America, all of them, no matter if they have a D or an R or an I in front of their name. Okay? And we, as Americans, have to get really fucking smart. This is an important message. I hope you guys understand how important this message is. We have to get smart about voting for people that are not for sale eric is not for sale can't be bought bro eric cannot be bought okay now he has big donors he has people who own big companies i'm a donor
Starting point is 00:16:57 of his i own a big company but i'm not trying to influence his decision making hey hey eric vote for this and by the way i've met his other donors and they're just like me. They believe in fucking America. They believe in freedom. They believe in low taxes and small government. They believe in term limits. They believe in non, uh,
Starting point is 00:17:19 overbearing freedom restrictions. They, they believe in everything that the free America believes in. Okay. And this is why they don't want people like this in office. This is why Ian Smith gets trashed. This is why Gridens is getting it now. And this is a big problem. And until we, and this is the important point to take away here, until we as a society get smart enough to realize how the game is played and how they try to tarnish people and fuck with people and hurt people and destroy their lives. Okay. We will never get ahead. And that they have no limits or boundaries. They have no, they haven't, they don't have, it's not even just
Starting point is 00:17:54 limits or boundaries, bro. They have zero principles that they stand on. If you're in the way, we're going to crush you. And that's not, that's not us. America is a land of fucking the greater good. We're supposed to work together with people. Not a single motherfucker listening to this show is perfect. Every single one of you has skeletons in your closet. And I guarantee you every single one of you has something in your closet that if the mainstream media knew about, they could twist it into a big motherfucking story every motherfucking one of you listening so if you don't think that that's right that they would do that to you you should be smart enough to recognize this kind of propaganda and bullshit when it happens to other people this
Starting point is 00:18:35 this to me knowing what i know is even more of a reason to vote for this person right because he's scaring the establishment political elite he's scaring the establishment political elite he's scaring the media and he is someone who will go in and fight for what the constitution fucking says so to me that's just my personal view this makes me say all right that's the right dude for sure you know what i'm saying yeah 100 do because like like andy this is the problem that i have with it real quick before we move on to the next uh topic but you know they started this fucking hit campaign back in 2018 they got this man to resign from office okay since then okay all of the criminal charges they tried to put against him blackmail uh tampering with computer data has all been dropped okay what he
Starting point is 00:19:23 did was here's what he was guilty of. He had an extramarital affair. Sure. He was guilty of that. And he's admitted that, right? He has. And him and I, the first time I met him in person, I fucking looked him in his eye and asked him about it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Yeah. And the thing is, but since then, the FBI agent that they brought in, he's been indicted for perjury and tampering with fucking evidence yeah during this case yeah the the the prosecutor in st louis city that we have uh kim gardner she has 70 counts of perjury against her for this bullshit yeah right there was zero evidence he had a the missouri ethics panel they investigated found zero wrongdoing zero evidence right and now here this man is in this position here's my my take and this is the problem we've seen this time and time again um where we have people that that drum up and whisk up these these this bullshit right yeah and people buy into that
Starting point is 00:20:18 there has to be consequences for people that do shit like that we've seen it with the hate crime with like jesse small yeah dude seen it with the rape rape charge like all of this bullshit man this this lady and i don't know sheena either right she deserves some confidence here's here here's what okay i want to see the fucking proof i want to see the photographs i want to see the fucking emails i want to see the texts i want to see the shit because here's the thing i've been accused of fucking bullshit like this before and it was fucking completely fabricated completely fabricated it is too easy to accuse people of shit like this right with no fucking proof right okay i know other men who have been accused of this shit okay where's the proof right i want to see the motherfucking proof eric is a highly trained fucking navy seal if he wanted to hurt a motherfucker he fucking beat the shit out of me
Starting point is 00:21:12 he weighs 190 pounds bro he'll whoop my ass okay i'm pretty sure if he wanted to hurt a fucking small little woman he hurt her really bad yeah same for his kids. So I want to see the fucking proof. Let's see the fucking proof. That's where I'm at. Because I am so sick of these smear campaigns and the way the politics is done and how these people manipulate unassuming, useful idiots, for lack of a better term,
Starting point is 00:21:42 because these people will just believe anything that will be put out in print. Have you guys now realized that they are willing? There is no journalistic integrity at all anymore in the media. They are pay for play. If you affect their advertising income or they can get ratings, they will run the shit. There's no ethics anymore. I've had so many stories written about me over the years that were complete lies that i fucking had to sue people to get fucking removed okay i know how this works i'm very fucking familiar with it i want to see the fucking proof and i think that's i think that's fair it is fair you know what i'm saying like it's fair this man just got done
Starting point is 00:22:24 dealing with all this other bullshit that all came out to be why did it not come out years ago you know why is he in washington dc while this motherfucker's in florida with his fucking kids right explain that to me right bro america needs to get smart enough to recognize when this the the typical establishment political monster that we have, which is backed by corporate America, when they are manipulating you, we have to get smart enough to realize it. And then we have to also,
Starting point is 00:22:53 and this is the, this is the bad part. This is the bad part. How do, what if this is true? What if this is true? And we'll never know if it's true because the media fucking lies about everything. Right.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Right. It makes it impossible to know what the fuck is truth and what's not true. And by the way, that's a goal of fucking communist insurgency. Right. It's ideological subversion. They want you to not know the truth. I don't play this shit, bro. I've been smeared my whole life.
Starting point is 00:23:26 I've been smeared fucking ever since I started talking dude i speak the boat they called you racist dude listen i've got fucking all of it i've had web pages i've had stories i've had instagram accounts i've had complete fucking coordinated attacks on my life over and over and over again. So I know how this works. Let's see the fucking proof. That's it, yeah. That means you're pressing where it hurts. Otherwise, I'm voting for the motherfucker just because you motherfuckers are afraid of him. No shit.
Starting point is 00:23:56 No shit, man. All right, guys. Headline number two. Headline reads, NBC op-ed compares transgender swimmers. Hold on. We should not be fucking, bro. These kind of attacks
Starting point is 00:24:12 that come from within the fucking same party, this is why you guys saying, oh, I could just go vote Republican and it'll fix it, won't fix it. This is what you guys have to understand. When Trump talks about the swamp, this is what he guys have to understand when Trump talks about the swamp
Starting point is 00:24:26 this is what he's talking about he's not just talking about Democrats right he never said just the Democratic this is why people this is why guys like I'm not even gonna say his name but this is why popular conservative fucking Republicans who are young war heroes don't
Starting point is 00:24:42 like guys like Ian Smith they think they're better they they they think Republicans who are young war heroes don't like guys like Ian Smith. They think they're better. They think they're smarter. They think they have better knowledge of the way things should be. And what they don't realize is that they've lost touch with ground level America. Headline number two. Headline reads. headline number two headline reach mbc op-ed compares transgendered swimmer leah thomas to jackie robinson
Starting point is 00:25:11 bro okay all right listen this is where the fuck we draw the line holy shit well i'll say this if if if the goal is to completely convert every single black american into a conservative voter they're doing a fucking great job so so so are they not yeah 100 i mean is that not what they're doing that's it that's it like bro people come i get my dms like people like holy shit andy were do you see all this crazy shit i'm like yeah tell me one thing in the last year that's gone their way right tell me one thing in the last we are winning motherfuckers they're losing all you got to do is keep speaking up we are winning it's not hopeless we're winning let them keep doing this shit they're trying to defend their position and
Starting point is 00:26:05 they're exposing their actual position anybody that compares leah thomas to jackie robinson is a fucking idiot yeah oh and it's racist she's not even black bro jackie robinson the even dude if you know the real story about jackie rob, even the fucking movies don't do it justice because it would make white motherfuckers look so fucking racist. Dude, this motherfucker was spit on every fucking day he went on the baseball field. We're talking about real diversity. Dude, real hatred, real fucking adversity, real fucking bravery. That motherfucker is a fucking american hero yeah this is a dude trying to fucking be good at swimming against girls
Starting point is 00:26:51 it's insane it's insane insane but like you said but this is the shit that's going to make black america realize that they've been lied to for fucking ever about democrats this is liberal propaganda bullshit when When you do now, I will say this. I just said Republican Democrat, both the problems when you vote establishment any side you're fucking up. But if you vote Democrat, you're voting
Starting point is 00:27:15 for that automatically automatically automatically. Now you can still fuck up and vote for the wrong motherfuckers elsewhere. But if you vote any level of Democrat at all right now you're you agree with that so think about that black america yeah i'm being for real oh shit i told you about the uh i could i couldn't find it i was gonna put it up here uh one of my guys that i follow uh i'm friends with on facebook he put it up he's like all right now this is where we draw the fucking line well he's right yeah bro leah thomas is
Starting point is 00:27:45 converting this leah thomas story we've covered fucking what 10 times at least yeah this story is waking more people up than any other fucking story this story is waking more people up than fucking coven yeah no shit think about that keep pushing this shit dumb asses doing a great job i see this shit and i read it for what it is i'm like holy shit that's gonna really make people mad yeah man so so so the article the op-ed was written by cheryl cookie oh we got fucking more yeah we got more we got more we're not even there yet yeah we're not we're not even done my bad so it was so the op-ed was written by cheryl cookie a purdue university uh purdue university professor of american and gender
Starting point is 00:28:31 studies the op-ed argues that thomas recent string of victories at the ncaa swimming championships in which he beat out two silver olympic medalists quote should be celebrated as an advancement of women's sports according to cookie thomas a man living as a woman has shattered the notion of sex segregation of women's sports that have often been promoted um she says quote how does one advocate for equitable treatment while also adhering to the notion of biological difference you fucking moron hold on i gotta stop this is the dumbest shit i've ever fucking heard in my entire life in my 42 fucking years on this planet you what's her name cookie are the dumbest you are the dumbest she couldn't even spell cookie right
Starting point is 00:29:20 yeah it's ie dumb ass it's not cookie with a y everybody knows that yeah dude hold on is this person white too please be white you ready it's got to be white it's got to be a white woman drumroll i knew it i knew it i knew it i fucking knew it oh man holy shit dude these people have lost their fucking minds today is a great day in american history holy shit man holy shit dude holy shit yeah there's some crazy shit out here am i blowing this out of proportion i don't think so man i don't think so at all it's fucking hilarious oh my god what a clown. They're doing a great job. What a clown. Don't stop.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Compare Leah Thomas to Obama. Cookie, write some more. That's how you get them. Cookie, write some more shit. Let's get this out there. Leah Thomas is just like Obama. You're doing a great job for us. Compare him to Barack Obama.
Starting point is 00:30:17 That's what you need to do. Oh, my God. That'll really do it right there. Dude, I can't even look at the fucking picture. What the fuck is going on? Holy shit. Yeah, man. Yeah, I can't even look at the fucking picture. What the fuck is going on? Holy shit. Yeah, man. Yeah, I told you.
Starting point is 00:30:28 This has got to be the fucking Matrix, bro. They're punking us now. They're punking us. Where's Ashton Kutcher? They're punking us. I'm starting to believe the real conspiracy theory. This is a big show. This has got to be a punk.
Starting point is 00:30:43 I'm waiting on Ashton, bro. I'm waiting. I don't know where you're at come on the fuck out already because i don't want to play this game no more i'm tired of playing i get it i get it i get it i get it it's like when your mom starts beating your ass and she hit you twice and you're like i got it that's it that's it there's like 10 more whoops you know oh fuck man yeah this is oh dude i can't help it it's it's unbelievable like i can't help but laugh at it yeah i love how she's carrying a soccer ball on a on a running
Starting point is 00:31:13 track i love it it kind of speaks for itself i love it i'm to score a touchdown. That's what she's saying. That's the fucking caption, bro. Cookie scores her first touchdown. Holy shit, man. Oh, man. We got to take this whole fucking show live on the road, bro. We got to, bro. We got to just have people toss us shit. We'll start talking about it.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Bro. Holy fuck. Yep. You'll start talking about it. Holy fuck. You can't make this up. Dude, we could fucking sit in a meeting and say, hey, how can we make up the most absurd shit and talk about it on the show? We couldn't even do it.
Starting point is 00:31:58 A dude is swimming with fucking chicks. And people are mad that other people are saying haters are dude. Dude, what the fuck? Holy shit. Then you have a fucking genius who thinks she's running the goddamn football
Starting point is 00:32:19 fucking touchdown saying she's Jackie Robinson, dude. This could not be fucking real holy shit holy shit oh man how is this real bro i'm glad i don't go anywhere besides here yeah no shit holy shit dude you all lost your fucking minds there's a dude in the pool. He's got an extra flipper. Holy fuck, dude. All right, all right, all right. All right, fuck. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:56 We still got more. We got more. Holy fuck. I got to get a breath. That's why he swims so fast. He has an extra flipper. He's got a prope an extra he's doing the helicopter in the fucking pool is that a missile in there why is he moving his hips like that that's how i swim everybody knows the helicopter yeah if you don't your fucking dick's too small yeah no shit all right headline why you guys get quiet when i said that
Starting point is 00:33:38 all right all right headline number three headline reads joe biden's new world order comment jumped on by conspiracy theorist it gets better but wait there's more wait there's more so so claims the article reads claims about the existence two headlines was enough for today they're still calling this conspiracy theory bro just wait to this next slide can they read it out perfectly sorry go ahead no you're good man so claims about the existence and implementation of a new world order have spread online after president joe biden used this phrase in the speech dude the pool holy shit man i can't i said i'm dude. I can't believe this is fucking real. Man, where are we at, man?
Starting point is 00:34:27 All right. Sorry. Start over. So claims about the existence and implementation of a new world order. Dude, what the fuck? There's people still calling this conspiracy. Yeah, man. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:34:44 So while the, and this is, what article did I get this from? Is this Newsweek, I think? Newsweek? So they say, while the phrase new world order is generally used to denote a significant geopolitical change, it can also designate a conspiracy theory that stipulates a secretive globalist authority is seeking to control the world. They are! Bro, go look at the world economic form.
Starting point is 00:35:11 They wrote a fucking book about it. The dude's on TV every other day talking about it. Yeah. The fuck is going on? Yeah, it's a secretive globalist authority is seeking to control the world under a totalitarian regime and strip sovereign countries and its citizens of their freedom that's exactly what they're doing there's no drugs in here dude what people cannot be this fucking stupid bro so several conservatives and conspiracy theorists hey that's us that is us we made the bro. Including followers of the radical QAnon movement quickly jumped on Biden using the words while speaking at business roundtable CEO quarterly meeting in Washington, D.C. on Monday. Here's the video for you guys.
Starting point is 00:35:53 We are at an inflection point, I believe, in the world economy, not just the world economy in the world. It occurs every three or four generations. As one of the top military people said to me in a secure meeting the other day, 60 million people died between 1900 and 1946. And since then, we established a liberal world order and that hadn't happened in a long time. A lot of people died, but never near the chaos. Hold on, hold on, stop that.
Starting point is 00:36:24 The 60 million number, do you know what killed those 60 million people? Killed most of them? Communism. Okay, keep going. And now's the time when things are shifting. There's going to be a new world order out there. And we've got to lead it.
Starting point is 00:36:39 We've got to unite the rest of the free world in doing it. So anyway. Now, fuck you, bro. How about we ain't going to do that? How about we're going to be fucking land of the free world and doing it. So anyway. Now, fuck you, bro. How about we ain't going to do that? How about we're going to be fucking land of the free, home of the motherfucking brave? How about we're going to be we the people? How about fuck you and your globalist shit?
Starting point is 00:36:54 How about that? I like the sound of that. Yeah, I like that. Okay? This ain't a conspiracy fucking theory, bro. This is the World Economic Forum's fucking plan. Yeah, he's just too demented he wasn't supposed to say that that's the problem no they they are supposed to say it because now he said
Starting point is 00:37:10 it do you notice right after he said it what he said so anyway and he moved on okay they tell you what the fuck they're gonna do you just don't listen right the klaus schwab wrote a book about this. And that's exactly, go back to that paragraph. That actually describes it perfectly. While the phrase New World Order is generally used to denote a significant geopolitical change, it can designate a conspiracy theory that stipulates that a secretive globalist authority is seeking to control the world under a totalitarian regime and strip sovereign countries and its citizens of their
Starting point is 00:37:45 freedom thank you that's what i've been trying to say for two years they took that's what's going on they took that off their website yeah it's not conspiracy no it's happening you fucking people have to understand this if you would just take an hour of your time and order the motherfucking book from Klaus Schwab and another hour to read the motherfucker and then to research these people. You would figure out what the fuck is going on. This is exactly what they say. If you listen to his speeches, Klaus Schwab, this is exactly what the globalist agenda says and what they're about.
Starting point is 00:38:23 And this is why people that are attached to the World Economic Forum are extremely dangerous and have no place in American government. Every single political figure that supports WEF has to fucking go. Has to go. Because they're serving interests that are not yours or mine or any of the people in this country. All right. You guys who are uneducated about what's going on, you hear that and you say, oh, well, that
Starting point is 00:38:51 sounds pretty nice. That sounds okay. You know, all the global blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You are saying that because you do not understand how fucking wealthy and privileged the United States of America is versus every single other country out there. For us, this means lesser quality of life. It means hard time finding food. It means power outages, power shortages.
Starting point is 00:39:15 It means a third world country lifestyle for you and your motherfucking family. And that's what you have to start understanding. We are an America first nation. We are a nation of fucking patriots. We are a nation of fucking actual humans who go out and do actual work and create actual shit and sell it to help other actual people do what the fuck they do. That's called an economy. And we have the 100% capabilities of creating our own sustaining economy here in America. If these people who, as we discussed, are financed from other organizations with other interests were removed from power, we would be able to do this because those people pass
Starting point is 00:40:00 laws and finance projects with our tax dollars that send our jobs, our creation, our businesses to other places in the world. And you fucking people have to wake up or we are going to lose America and you, you, you will be poor. And I mean, you think $3 gas is bad? I'm talking about having to make an appointment to get a little motherfucking bread right okay you don't understand what poor is when i say poor i'm not talking about what you think is poor i'm talking about what the world says is poor and i don't know
Starting point is 00:40:37 if you fucking looked around but poor in other places in the world looks a lot worse than poor in America. Yeah. It's real, man. I probably had over a hundred fucking DMs, people sending this video in. Like, holy fuck, bro, did you see this? Yeah! He's been doing it, this whole thing, the whole thing has been part of this. Fuck, dude.
Starting point is 00:41:03 COVID-19's part of it. What's going on in19 is part of it what's going on in Ukraine is part of it okay the fucking racial division they perpetrate on top of us all day long is part of it people are like how's that part of it because if we are racially divided and we are divided
Starting point is 00:41:19 amongst all these other issues they can get us to vote for different people who represent this shit. Okay. How did they get elected? Oh, they got the black vote. Well,
Starting point is 00:41:30 the black vote only voted for Democrats because they lied to him over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Right. If we're United on the fucking ground level, these motherfuckers can't run their play. That's what you, that's what I've been trying to talk, tell everybody. How many times have I said on this show, Hey, other people in other countries don't see us as black Americans or white Americans or gay Americans or straight Americans. They just
Starting point is 00:41:56 see fucking Americans. And they are just like, you're jealous of me. Cause I have all this shit that you don't have the, every other human in the fucking world is jealous of you because I have all this shit that you don't have. Every other human in the fucking world is jealous of you because you live in fucking America and they want to take your shit and make it theirs. And you fucking people are cheering it. You're cheering it, some of you. That's what's happening.
Starting point is 00:42:19 It's clear as day. Okay? If we haven't noticed by now whatever the media says, the opposite is true. Bring up that paragraph again. The phrase new world order is generally used to denote a significant geopolitical change. It can also designate a conspiracy theory that stipulates a secretive globalist authority is seeking to control the world under a totalitarian regime and strip sovereign countries and its citizens of their freedom. How in the fuck can you still say this is a fucking conspiracy?
Starting point is 00:42:55 They're telling you the play. Oh yeah, dude, here's, they think this is going on, but that's not really what's going on. I remember Hunter Biden's laptop was a conspiracy theory. Hey,
Starting point is 00:43:04 no, I know it looks like, listen, I know what it looks like i mean but i just kind of tripped and fell my dick fell right in there i don't i don't know how that happened yeah totally i mean i know what it looks like but it definitely ain't that the fuck out of here looks like a duck walks like a duck but it's a giraffe like come on now dude it's it's interesting man i just when i'm afraid of because if you follow klaus schwab's and you follow his his plan right the next big thing is going to be dark right like yeah they're going to kill the power in the fucking internet so you can't access any of your fucking money you can't fucking do there's no resistance organized on the
Starting point is 00:43:44 ground level so they can do whatever they want with no fucking internet right like i mean the internet is clearly a big problem for them right now if they were doing this in 1940s holy shit man if they were i'm just saying i'm just saying if they tried to do something like this in the 1940s or the 1920s, what would people have fucking known about it? Oh, that's right. They wouldn't have known shit. They would have known what the papers fucking told them.
Starting point is 00:44:13 And when you start to think about that, maybe you should start to figure out a couple things about the way things really are or they aren't. Holy shit. Yep. Dude, is this like, honestly, is this hard to understand? No. Then how come people can't understand it?
Starting point is 00:44:36 I think people refuse to see that, bro, because it makes them, they're going to be uncomfortable. Well, they're going to be a whole lot more uncomfortable, bro, if they don't fucking address the situation. Agreed. But it's just challenging everything that they've always known is to be the truth you know okay so so you're gonna take all all you what would you rather have you could continue to believe all you've ever known is the truth and be completely subjugated and never live freedom and pretend it's freedom for your whole entire life, man, this really is the fucking matrix. Holy shit. Or you could choose to confront the truth and be actually free. But what do I know, bro? I've just been wrong about everything for the last two fucking years. Oh yeah. Guys, our final segment of the show, show as always we have our thumbs up segment where i show a headline and it's either going to get two thumbs up or two thumbs in the butt
Starting point is 00:45:32 that being said our headline for thumbs up reads dog is dumped at north carolina shelter because owners said it might be gay. Fesco is now looking for a new home after his previous owners said they freaked out after they saw him humping another male dog. Okay, well, hold on. Now I get it. Now I get it. Like I just said, people can't be this stupid. I got it. I'm out of touch.
Starting point is 00:46:04 They are that stupid holy fuck so a dog in north carolina is now looking for a new home um fezco who is described to be as a uh a four to five year old dog of an unknown breed was recently dropped off at the stanley county animal protective services in uh albemarle i guess the reason fesco apparently humped another male dog and the dog owners assumed that the canine was a gay nine and didn't want him around so they left him at the shelter now the shelter wants to find fesco a new home and says he likes people and other animals now uh although scientific american notes that homosexual behavior has been observed in more than 1500 different animal species animal species, humans including one.
Starting point is 00:46:47 And the ASPCA says that it's common for dogs to mount and thrust against other animals, people, and objects, including wadded up blankets, dog beds, toys, swarms, and masturbation as a response to stress. There's Fesco. You're looking dog, too, by the way dog too bro what a piece of shit assholes bro complete ass I'm gonna give away a member of my fucking household of four or five years dude they probably treat him like shit bro that's sad
Starting point is 00:47:16 dude it's fucked up bro definitely fucked up just look at that little guy stupidity of people that dog is fucking beautiful that fucking irritates fuck out of me yeah the people are that fucking stupid um good news is he has been adopted so he's in a nice loving home now so that's always good good dude those people what a shit dumb fucks i don't want my dog to be gay okay all right first of all bro
Starting point is 00:47:42 it's your you've had it for five years it's your fucking buddy like that's your dog like they must have not gave a fuck about this dog he's probably gonna have a much better life now he will i'm sure he will so i mean we're viral sorry that's fucking sad yeah man hey but i guess dude it does kind of answer what i was saying like some of these people are fucking literally very low iq people and low low moral standard obviously i don't know how i don't know dogs are fucking awesome fucking with animals bro being mean to animals is something i can't tolerate like i would i would i would i don't hunt i don't do none of that shit i'm not knocking i'm not knocking people who do i get it like if you know and if shit gets bad and i got a hunt i'll fucking hunt right but uh cruelty cruelty and meanness and heartlessness towards
Starting point is 00:48:33 animals is not something that that uh i have a tolerance for 100 like i will i will shoot you in the fucking face we talked about it quite a bit yeah i'm just glad it turned out to be a good ending and like he's probably he looks much better off now well you look it quite a bit yeah i'm just glad it turned out to be a good ending and like he's probably he looks much better off now well you look like he's smiling yeah i don't know if that's like a rot mix maybe yeah he's definitely rot yeah he's a rot mix he's he's not no no no he's like a yeah yes anyway what you giving it brother two thumbs up because he's going to a better home for sure 100 man yeah man. Yeah. And fuck those people. Yeah. Well, Andy, that's all I got, brother.
Starting point is 00:49:09 All right. There's a dude in the pool. Show show. We're from sleeping on the floor. Now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a bowl. Fuck a stove. Counted millions in the cold.
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