REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 262. Andy, Kyle "The Captain" Creek, Sal & DJ CTI: Mike Tyson Vs. Armed Man, Colin Kaepernick NFL Comeback & North Korea Missile
Episode Date: March 25, 2022In today's episode, Andy and the crew are joined in the studio by author and creator Kyle Creek. They discuss the tense video of an armed man pulling a gun on Iron Mike Tyson, Colin Kaepernick's train...er claiming multiple NFL teams are interested in signing him and the United States condemning North Korea's new intercontinental ballistics missile launch.
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What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to
the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to Motherfucking Reality.
Guys, today is a very special day.
Today we have Andy, Sal, Kyle, the Captain, DJ.
Cruise the motherfucking internet.
Now, I know that was a lot of names there.
It was, yeah.
All right, so we got DJ.
Hey.
We got Dr. Sal was. All right. So they got DJ. Hey, we got Dr. Sal doctor,
doctor.
And then you guys should know.
And you'll definitely will know my good buddy,
Kyle Creek.
You guys probably know him as the captain.
Kyle is an all around bad-ass motherfucker.
He's the author of a number of books.
They use my favorite word in the books a lot one of the books
is fucking history the next one is feel free to quote me and the new one that just came out by
the way thank you for sending it to me absolutely speech therapy uh kyle's american a true patriot
and he is well known for his comedic comedic insightful and honest thoughts uh on a variety
of topics similar to us so basically you're full
of shit and you talk a whole bunch of it well i appreciate you having me i like her wrote that
script because it just defined me very well yeah you're welcome we've been friends that was not you
that we do we've been kicking it online for a while now two years two and a half years i think
so it's interesting the world went crazy it was That was right when it happened. So it's interesting.
My friend was obsessed with the MFCEO project.
I remember I was visiting her in Vegas one time, probably 2016.
And she was playing an episode.
And so I was familiar with your voice.
And then when you reposted something of mine, like right towards the beginning of lockdown,
she was ecstatic.
She forwarded it to me.
And she's like, this is that Andy guy.
Like he re-shared your shit.
And then I think I wrote you like a thank you note as a dm and then we started talking we started talking
about uh old houses old houses you're talking about my book and you're showing me give me a
tour of your place yeah and then we started talking about how everything was all fucked
and then they were just you know turns out we had a lot of mutual friends as well like matt
morgan all those guys yeah yeah matt's your buddy yeah matt's one of my really good pals
that's one of the reasons why i moved to miami yeah i was already looking at miami and then matt was there i was visiting him bro he's telling me to
come down too now you should i dude i i fuck i look every day well i'm here i posted that house
that old cathedral yes and you were saying you looked at that but didn't have the right boat
dock yeah and well the bridge came right right on it is right next and that's what it was but
it is the most beautiful yeah it was cool they sell that house i think they did yeah it was like a dallas land developer built it for his
young 20 something wife they got divorced and he sold it dude i like houses that have character i
do too yeah i think houses have to have character i actually prefer people that have character
epstein's house hey it's easier to find a house character though yeah epstein's house for sale
you see that yeah i did who epstein his island his fucking new mexico's house for sale you see that yeah i did who epstein his island
his fucking new mexico's house for sale too that's not the right kind of character though
yeah what made you that's like i'm saying some fucking house i'm like i mean it's certainly
got character yeah it's got trauma it has trauma oh my god like think about that like i've been
i've been down there not to his island but, but on a boat right next to his island.
Listen.
You're coming clean, bro.
I fucking knew it.
I've been in the water in front of his island, okay, on a boat.
And I saw the island from the water.
Is there something I need to be concerned about here?
Why does this sound so fucking cryptic?
Because I'm clarifying because
there's something wrong with your fucking brain but anyhow the uh it's fucking amazing like it's
like the coolest fucking place like dude it's it's a total compound how they built it was a crazy
because they had to ferry all the tractors and all the materials and all the shit like it was a huge
deal and i was thinking i'm like man i saw the listing and i was like man dude that'd be fucking sweet to own that island but the problem is as we talk about some dude
it's got to be filled with all kinds of energy bro you'd never want to live like satanic shit
yeah it's the same thing with his town home in new york like if you're in new york or that town
home would be like probably the coolest home to own yeah but because of what's attached to it you
could never live there and feel okay with yourself no and you probably like you said the energy wise thing some shit's gonna happen to you living there i i agree
i used to not believe in that kind of stuff till the past couple years when i started opening
myself up to it but it is very fucking real it's real dude it's real real like dude i i told you
about like we have did i tell you that we have ghosts on our property no but i imagine you oh
yeah i got them on video like Like, I got video proof.
I've tried for years to get haunted because for a while I was a hotel consultant, so I
worked on a lot of hotel projects, and I would go stay at historic properties, and I would
have them put me in the rooms where people might have killed themselves, hung themselves,
and nothing ever happened to me.
And then I was told it's because I was trying too hard, and so because I was trying so hard,
I was putting the wrong vibe out to where they were like
no we're not even going to reveal ourselves to you and it pisses
me off because I'm one of those people that really wants
to believe but I unfortunately need
to like see it dude I'll show you a video
it'll change it'll change your life I am down
to see you seen that video haven't you as if
what do you think of it
it's definitely creepy I mean we had it when uh
when uh
what's the guy's name?
You know, the guy that shot fucking Bin Laden.
Oh, you mean Rob O'Neill?
Rob O'Neill.
We talked about it on the episode.
Dude, so Rob and Dakota...
You know that one fucking guy.
Rob and Dakota and DJ and I are going to a haunted ghost house in Montana.
You should come.
I'd love to.
I'd love to.
DJ's going to lead us through a tour.
Okay.
He's got a creepy creepy ass photo in that fucking
hotel it's like somebody missing eyeballs it's a fucking nose he has a picture of a ghost right in
front of him like with a missing nose bro ghosts are fucking real i don't care what anybody says
i believe it i believe it's totally real yeah white people shit you eat those edibles too did
you see that i have i'm actually not big on that stuff i used to be really big on all that kind of
shit but i found it gave me more anxiety than anything. I used to do it because I thought it was good
for my brain. I microdosed mushrooms and all that.
Then I found out that just being stone cold
sober has been the best thing ever.
Where do you live in Miami?
South Miami. I live in the jungle area.
I didn't want to live in the city.
The homes are old, historic.
Everything's overgrown with Spanish moss hanging off
the trees. I have peacocks all over my neighborhood.
My dog chases iguanas all day.
I love that area.
That's awesome.
It's 20 minutes from downtown, 15 minutes to a beach.
How's traffic down by where you are?
Is it as bad as it is in Miami?
It's not bad at all.
Okay.
I'm right on the border of Coral Gables.
And there's like, if you want to, I'll show you some homes in South.
There's some, have you been to like Pinecrest?
Uh-uh.
The homes in Pinecrest are your style.
Okay.
Meaning they're very fucking expensive
but the homes i've seen in pine crest you'll drive by them and not lying they are the size
of resorts like you would be like that is a resort that looks like it has 100 rooms and then
you look at the listing it's like 58 million yeah dude it's crazy but there's there's some beautiful
and they're right on the water and that area area is all overgrown, lush. You have like three acres.
Dude, I think it'd be cool to have like a regular size house just on the water.
Yes, 100%.
Like this house that I'm living in now is my first, like the house that I moved in before
was like technically bigger, but this is like a fucking whole estate.
Yeah.
And bro, it's a fucking shit show.
Like to take care of it and shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah there's
people there ever and this is totally first world fucking problems but there's people there every
motherfucking day are there not every day there's shit that has to be done to keep the property up
and like i'm like i walk out the fucking house and i'm like i just kind of don't want to see
people you know what i'm saying like south miami so now it's got me to where i want to go back to
like a i kind of want to go to a regular house just like in a really cool that's exactly what
i did i went five we had the house that was way too big for us in vegas we were renting then we
moved to miami we downsized got a single floor plan yeah has enough yard for the dog really easy
to maintain the landscaper comes every two weeks that's about all it requires yeah and it just
allows you to open your mind up to everything else you want to focus on your life how you like living in that big motherfucker you just got
no oh you want to keep a secret no i don't i don't mind about i mean it's it's a nice home
it's a cool home how do i like living in it's nice it's nice oh don't get me wrong big homes
are great i would love to have a big vict mansion, something like that. But I agree. That's a lot of work.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm more on the farm side.
See, I'm almost... It's funny when you go...
I think Missouri has the best farms, dude.
Yeah.
I like...
The yard maintenance to me is something I appreciate.
So for me, it's kind of like I listen to it and it's my peace zone.
There's no fucking way you would like doing my yard and all that shit.
There's no fucking way, bro.
I mean, you got a big fucking yard.
Yeah. My yard ain't that fucking big. But I like getting on the tractor. I all that shit there's no fucking way bro yeah i mean you got a big fucking yard yeah my yard ain't that fucking big but i like getting on the tractor i like that shit too but
i like breaking shit with the tractor like i'm gonna fucking break out like you're more like
shit to tear down i will tear it the fuck down more like to flip the excavator type of guy
i don't know why you would say that the big old fucking den on the back of your excavator at my
farm would tell me that somebody flipped it.
I didn't flip that one.
I flipped a different one.
That was a tree.
I don't know.
A little birdie told me you might have slid it down a hill or something.
I did slide it down a hill, but it hit a tree.
It didn't flip over.
I did get trapped in it.
You're like, oh, this is the one I had to repair out of the inner sauce.
And my ears went up.
Like, what do you mean?
What do you mean you had to repair to repair do you want to know the best
story about that what it was fucking 10 minutes after i got it delivered
the guy's still on the fucking truck oh dude i was laughing motherfucker i had to call him
i had to call him back and be like i just bought this excavator to tear down the woods so i could
build my garage which is now built.
Because renting them is like fucking 10 grand a month.
So I'm like, fuck it.
I'll buy one.
It's going to take a year.
And then I'll sell it.
And it'll be all.
I didn't sell it.
I gave it to Sal Hathor.
The whole time you're saying this, I'm picturing that Joaquin Phoenix walk the line movie where he throws a fit and sinks the tractor.
Exact same thing.
I picture you doing that.
Same thing.
Dude brings it.
It wasn't new. It was used. Brings the the fucking machine and i know how to operate the machine i swear
clearly yeah so i get in and i start to go down the fucking hole and i and and i didn't realize
and you know when i flipped it that one time same fucking thing happened i went in and it was kind
of muddy and and dude i went down the hole and the mud fucking gave out i slid down the hill and there's
a big ass fucking tree i hit the tree it broke the window out i had to call the motherfucker
right back to come get it i'm like hey could you come get this he came back and and he's like oh
dude that's nothing we see worse than this every day he's like i'll send my guy out tomorrow they
send a guy out tomorrow and he gave like a new door and glass and shit yeah i had so i got him
all serviced yeah the guy came out and he's oh yeah this is the one who is you know oh yeah let's
hear this you know i can't go up the dealership ever again they're gonna go to shame they're
gonna be like there's that guy there's that motherfucker they wrecked it anyway you know
how the show works right cti okay we're gonna we're basically gonna make fun of the entire
earth this is basically our dms we've been having between us yes and hopefully dj did his homework came up with some good shit talk about i think i
got some good stuff okay if you fucked it up you're pretty shitty because there's lots of
great material out there well i mean that's the best part about it some limited content all right
yeah so we got three of them guys and always if you want to see these pictures uh articles links
videos whatever it is go to andyfusella.com check them out there and with that being said let's knock this out man headline number one headline reads tense video shows mike tyson hugging armed man
who threatened him uh so iron mike uh showed his softer side when he hugged it out with the man who
was uh who accosted him at a comedy show in hollywood and challenged him to a fight the 55
year old former heavyweight champ was in attendance at a Tuesday night show on a rooftop
when an audience member began heckling him, and the man pulled out a gun from his waistband.
I got the video here for you guys.
I'm trying to upgrade my stares.
Yeah.
All I need is a shoe.
Huh?
What do you mean?
All I need is a shoe.
It was just.
Just get a thing for a buck.
Hey, what the fuck are you doing, my?
Get the fuck up out of here.
I'm not playing with you.
Get up out of here, bro.
Hey,.
I'm joking, baby.
.
Hey.
Uh.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Come on.. All right.
All right.
There you go.
You what?
What?
No, Brownsville
excuse me
hey
Shalom
Shalom
there it is
see I'm torn on this
I am too
I am too
from what angle
I like the way
he showed
restraining hug
in the guy
I actually think
it's a bigger flex
move at that point
and it kind of
goes to show
it's like that quote that like,
it's a dangerous man.
He can control himself.
That actually is the most dangerous man.
But if it were me,
I don't think I would have been able to resist wanting to go after that guy,
especially knowing what Mike Tyson's capable of.
Like if he would have hit the guy,
I'd completely understand.
I mean,
the guy pulled his gun before there was any kind of confrontation.
And he was saying,
well,
that's the thing. I don't think we saw the whole story. I don't think we kind of confrontation. And he was saying, well, that's the thing.
I don't think we saw the whole story.
I don't think we know what happened.
He kept saying I was joking, but who knows what the joke was on that.
I think the joke's over when you pull the gun out.
And we wonder why people get shot.
That's California for you today, though.
Dude, you know what?
That's where I was going to take this.
Here's what bothers me about this scenario.
First of all, I will say this.
I've always been a mike tyson fan
um growing up at my age there was never anything like a mike tyson fight i tell this to dj all the
time 18 seconds yeah bro but like the the world people don't understand that how old are you 35
yeah so like i'm 42 so that when the world, when Mike Tyson fought back then, the world stopped.
People don't really, like people that you, there's nothing comparable to it in modern day.
Like, you know, where you have these big Jake Paul, Logan Paul fight.
Honestly, the Logan Paul versus.
Is that Ron? No. Logan fought no uh logan fought mayweather mayweather that was the biggest thing comparable to it that i think i've experienced that still wasn't on that
scale it wasn't even close yeah so so like what i'm saying is how powerful his brand and who he was was was so much bigger than even the biggest thing
now that it's almost impossible to explain is that fair no i mean the world stopped when mike
tyson yeah and i mean when i watch those logan paul or jake paul and i mean i watch it because
i'm friends with the dudes i'm friends with jake i'm literally wiping my kids ass going oh nice
punch i watch it because a buddy of mine bought it on pay-per-view.
Otherwise, I never would.
That's exactly right.
That was the biggest thing I could think of in the last year.
Yeah, but the way you're talking about Tyson is the way my dad talks about him.
And I've watched the old YouTube videos with my dad.
And you can feel the energy that guy carried.
And, bro, he was a scary fucking dude.
So, like, you guys who are just now seeing this kind of
shit from Tyson where he's softened up and he's become a respectful man.
That was not.
And he is, he works towards being a good man.
Clearly he's made some massive changes.
That was not Mike Tyson when he fought.
Like Mike Tyson will fucking kill you.
And everybody knew that it was like, they found this kid from the streets who was 18 years
old who became the heavyweight champion of the fucking world that's mike tyson 18 years old okay
to see i want to say a couple things about this to see him grow to a point where he could do that
impressive is amazing like it's inspiring to me. That shows how much you can grow in a lifetime.
And that's where I was going with it.
To see Mike react that way, based on everyone's heard the stories of him,
I felt was an impressive good move on his end.
But dude, the societal degradation or retraction or regression
or however you want to word it,
that we have where people are just pulling out guns because they got
in a fucking argument is sad dude like there was a time in america where like dude if two men had a
disrespect disagree with each other you would have a fist of cuffs like you you would fucking
fight it the fuck out and that's been since the beginning of time right now like that shit isn't even an option
anymore there's a time when politicians would have duels with each other yeah you could actually
challenge a guy and go in the back garden i actually think they should still do that because
then phenomenal because then all the regular uh middle class and poor people don't have to go
fight their fucking wars well the thing about that too is it forces you to be a man of true character
because when you know those are the consequences accountability you don't lip off and you don't make,
you're not going to be caught in lies
like they're willing to do today
because there's no repercussion.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude, I agree 100%.
I don't know why anybody would want to fuck with Mike Tyson.
Well, if you got a fucking gun in your pants.
Even a gun, even a gun you're willing to fuck.
Yeah, I mean, even then, bro,
but like what Biden say you're going to need F-18s
and fucking nukes?
Like, bro, like I would not want to fuck with,
I wouldn't, I just wouldn't want to. Dude want to dude it's just to me like that kind of shit is just uh an example of how far and weak men
have become i also think it's just society in general too now everyone's incredibly tense and
defensive i think people are more defensive now than ever because they've spent the past two years
defending their actions whether you were pro or for a vaccine mandate or not you had to defend yourself yeah and so i've noticed this online with
the commentary i make and i wrote make a post about i wrote about it's like two weeks ago i
reposted something that i'd posted two weeks prior to covid and the response i got on the repost was
tons of people defending themselves yeah and i sat there and thought about it a bit and realized it
the defensiveness that everyone has right now is I think is what contributes to that kind of situation. Again, I'd want to see the whole video.
We don't know what the fuck went down, but you know, the joke about that being California now,
it's kind of the unfortunate truth. I mean, I was in LA two and a half weeks ago. I was filling up
the rental car at 4am to get ready to take an early flight back. And as I was filling up the
rental car, I saw a
homeless guy walking around, legitimately looked like a zombie. I've never seen someone lurch like
that. And the way he was cocking his head, he looked like he was doing someone doing zombie
cosplay. Yeah. He had his pants down around his ankles, dick just swinging. And I have my
girlfriend and my baby boy in the car with me. He's not far into the parking lot. And I'm like,
okay, he's not a threat. He's fucked up. up yeah so i walk in to get my receipt from the cashier as i'm coming out the guy's up
against the glass and he's just eyeballing me but i can tell he's so fucking out of it because his
eyes are flickering he's like cocking his head like a bird like a bird like twist their neck
back and forth and so i'm thinking all right i'm not gonna let this guy intimidate me but at the
same time i have never seen someone so spaced out. So I leave the door next to him.
And as I walk by, I feel him poke me in the rib.
And I turn around.
I say, you touch me again.
I'm going to knock you the fuck out.
And he doesn't even respond or acknowledge me.
He just keeps doing this weird zombie motion.
So then I'm thinking, this guy's probably so spaced out.
He was poking me to know if I was even fucking real.
No shit.
And I turned to the clerk who watched it. And I said at this fucking shit the clerk doesn't even respond like he's seen this so many times
it wasn't it wasn't even something that was worth talking to about him and then i watched him hurry
and usher some other lady in to sneak in while the homeless man was distracted looking at me
and i got back in the in the car and i was just so frustrated to be put in that situation because you know if you would
have hit that man with his pants around his ankles he would have fallen back hit his head on the
pavement for all you know he died you'd get a manslaughter yeah and I was telling my girlfriend
I was like I'm so fucking mad to have been put in that situation yeah and the fact the clerk
wasn't even fazed by it just lets you know how far down bro it's not America bro it's fucking
horrible it's a third world it's horrible yeah yeah, it's not America, bro. It's fucking horrible. It's a third world fucking country. It's horrible.
Yeah. Yeah, man.
What do you think? I was thinking, so was he
packing heat or what?
You know, it's a funny thing because I actually remember
looking and I was thinking it wasn't that big.
But a different time, though,
I actually told someone else's story. I was in San Francisco
and I saw a homeless guy with the biggest dick
I've ever seen in my life. I was walking
up off the BART train.
He was coming down,
so he had a lot of swing to it through the steps.
And he was just hanging out?
Yeah.
And I told the person I met for a lunch meeting,
I said, dude, I just saw the biggest dick I've ever seen.
This homeless dude should not be homeless.
He could go work tomorrow.
That's Ron Jeremy's son.
It was ridiculous.
Was he black?
No, he wasn't.
That's racist, bro. Joe deleted that, then that didn't work that's dj's favorite joke but i think he doesn't understand we're sicilian yeah
but to go back to that he really just kind of shows la too though
yeah bro it's it's a problem man like we have a real problem with with poverty and homelessness
and crime in this country.
And we didn't have that problem three years ago as it exists today.
So I was living in LA when all of this first kicked off. I was living in Marina Del Rey.
And I remember that spring, it started getting to where I had a tent on my sidewalk.
There was a homeless guy one time living in my stairwell.
He wasn't hurting anybody.
Talked to him.
But then he started
bringing other people. And then I noticed he had a dog. And then so I talked to the HOA and I was
like, listen, I'm paying a lot of money for this rent. I don't need this in my building. He was
getting in through the gate in the stairwell. And so I'd go down to my truck and I had to pass this
guy. And I was like, I'm done with this shit. And then it was like two weeks later is when COVID
happened and everything locked down. So I was already kind of on my last leg of living in LA.
I'd had a hard time even connecting with LA in the first place.
I moved there to be closer to my girlfriend.
I never really thought it was the right place for me.
So it was already going downhill.
And then COVID obviously has escalated it to where it was just completely different.
And then I was telling DJ before this, my last straw really in LA is I just got my puppy
and we were out walking him near the junior high by my house.
And it was when LA was locked down.
So it was a fucking ghost town.
No one was going outside.
You'd go to the beach and then maybe one of the person on the beach.
Yeah.
Motherfucker was getting arrested.
Right.
That guy got arrested for surfing.
Yeah.
So I'm walking by this junior high and a LAPD chopper looped around and hovered and lowered
about a hundred feet above me.
It was me me my girlfriend
our puppy and i remember looking up going these motherfuckers are trying to intimidate us
they want us to go inside we're walking our dog and that was when we both were like
this is going to get so much worse here in la so we just we called our landlord said listen you're
going to find a way to get us out of this lease because we're leaving and we you know within two
weeks we were in park city utah park city's cool. Park City's phenomenal. I grew up in Utah.
I grew up in Salt Lake, and so I spent a lot of time in Park City.
We went there for a bit and ended up hanging out in Vegas
for a year because I had some work projects there.
LA was downhill before,
and it's just so bad.
If you want to see the disparity,
if you want to see what they're trying to create
in society, go to LA.
That's what they...
What you guys have to understand is that
that is what they are intentionally trying to create that's what they're intentionally
and they want you to be happy about it yes people in california still act like they're
happy to live in california the funny thing is not they all those people that do that shit online
every single one of those motherfuckers we got a bunch of them on our fucking payroll
all of them they're like oh yeah i love la. They're like, oh, yeah, I love LA. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
DMs.
Fuck, dude.
You guys got any...
Can I come there and work?
This is what's fucked up, though.
I was just going to say this.
So my girlfriend's friends were at Echo Park the same time I was there for a business meeting.
And she sent me a video of her friends at Echo Park.
And I sent her a video of the other side of Echo Park.
And no lie, I drove for about 30 seconds
with my phone out just 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 dude remember that lady we saw fucking whipping herself
yeah dude we were that lady okay we were driving down this lady's legitimately dj had never been
to la yeah ever well la la in the early 2000s was kind of fucking awesome. Yeah, well, I mean, bro, three years ago, it wasn't bad.
It was still fun three years ago.
But now, dude, it's complete disparity of class.
It's very, very rich and extremely homeless.
But it's all in the same place.
Yes.
That's the weird part.
People don't understand that because a lot of people, everybody that lives in LA think
everybody knows what LA is like.
Most motherfuckers have never been to LA because of what they think it's like.
And now it's actually worse than what you would think it is.
And dude, if you really want to look at what they're trying to create with our political
policy and what like, bro, LA is what they're trying to create.
Gavin Newsom is out there thinking he's doing amazing for the globalist project like he bro behind closed doors
that motherfucker's getting his pats on the back gavin you did a great job look at this
you're advancing our fucking agenda like that's people cannot wrap their mind around the idea
that the people leading us actually want us to fucking lose they haven't wrapped their mind
around that yet like that's
that's the that is the tipping point once everybody starts to understand the president
el salvador just said it fucking like two days ago yeah he said it has to be an inside job
yeah i've been saying that for fucking two years dude like we have dude and there's been multiple
like numerous amounts of truth and evidence that suggested that that is the that's the problem with the problem with la is people there don't know what it's like outside in the
rest of the country like people that are people like i have friends that still live in la they
still aren't traveling outside of la like they're staying in la and i try and tell them listen the
rest of the country isn't like this like i've taken two road trips across the country and i've
driven all through the south all over the place in the past two years.
And for the most part, people are hopeful.
People are friendly.
People are nice.
LA, people are fucking tense.
People are dicks.
The service there sucks.
They're not even trying anymore.
There's a cloud.
There's a cloud in LA, and the loss of humanity is LA's biggest loss right now.
Because despite all the government or the policies that are going on, just the way people treat each other in LA right now. Yeah. Because despite all the government
or the policies that are going on,
just the way people treat each other
in LA right now is weird.
Yeah.
It's subhuman.
It's not enjoyable to be around.
We were there for three days
to do some family stuff
and we were just like,
wow, we couldn't get out fast enough.
Yeah.
And then you go to Miami
and everything's fucking awesome.
Yeah.
And by the way,
everybody's fucking friendly
and they're happy you're there.
Super friendly.
Well, unless you go to South Beach and you get shot again.
Yeah, it's not that bad, dude.
We were just there.
It's not bad.
No, dude.
It's like Miami's like its own country.
It's like going to a different country because it's heavy Latin influence.
Very cultural.
But bro, the thing is Latin people are the the friendliest coolest motherfuckers on the planet
and they're super family oriented like we talk about this we go to restaurants and if our baby
starts crying like we have waiters pick him up yeah we have owners of restaurants come out pick
him up and try and you know you know keep him entertained so we can enjoy our meal i've never
had that happen i think latin people have the best culture as far as an american yeah like if
you want to say a subculture,
bro, I love their people. They're fun. They're tight-knit.
They're always dancing. They love life. They love singing.
It's fucking great. Margaritas. It's great.
I don't know. I've
never felt unsafe in my... I know there's areas
everywhere, but it fucking... It's a sure
as hell a lot nicer than fucking St. Louis.
Alright, headline number... St. Louis is like
fucking Beirut. It fucking is no you go down to south beach it
ain't far off i don't know no i disagree i was in south beach last week south beach is not that bad
it's like any big city like there's dirt certain areas and there's certain clubs that are going to
have more riffraff than others especially during spring break it was spring break and everyone
floods in and just fucks it up during spring break any city that's a destination for college kids that are getting fucked up and doing
molly and fentanyl laced cocaine and stuff like this shit goes wrong bro there's gang violence
where there's drugs there's gangs involved i've never done cocaine in my whole life i stick to
weed okay and i overdo the weed probably but the truth of the matter is how the fuck can you do
cocaine right now?
When they're putting fucking,
when you know the fentanyls out,
I had to talk to my buddies two weeks ago.
One of my buddies,
I had a buddy OD recently and my buddy was writing me saying it was a wake up
call.
I was like,
it should be man.
Cause I used to love coke.
I mean,
I used to do a lot of cocaine.
I feel like terminator where I could identify enemies a hundred yards away
when I was on it.
And I got to the point where it was just mentally destroying me. Um i haven't done it in over four years but right now i don't know how anyone
can the right mind can be around it because just so much of that fentanyl a shit going out and it's
so it's such a short what do you think's going on with that like what do you think do you do you
think they're trying to kill people no i think intentionallyentionally? What I'm saying is there's theories.
And I'm not familiar enough with any of them to really understand what the fuck is going on.
But that shit comes from...
China's importing this shit, right?
And so are they intentionally putting this amount of fentanyl across our border to kill people?
From what I could be, but from what I understand is when there's fentanyl in it like
when you buy coke you always taste it you won't know if it's good it makes it appear very strong
because when you do a taster it gets you numb instantly so people think oh i'm buying really
good coke yeah and so i think they're cutting fentanyl into it i'm sure there could be something
going on make it appear like it make it appear really fucking powerful yeah so you'll buy more
of it and then if you don't know what you're doing, it just kills you like that.
Yeah.
Fuck.
It's not worth touching.
Fuck no.
It's not worth touching you with that offense.
As someone who used to use a lot of this stuff, it's one of those drugs where I've told buddies
of mine, if you've never done it, don't do it.
Dude, that's why I never did it.
Don't do it.
You know why I never did it?
Because I know what would happen.
What would happen?
I'd lose 40 pounds.
I would definitely be ripped.
Okay?
First of all,
I'd get ripped without it.
And I will be.
By my birthday this year,
I'll be fucking ripped again.
But,
like, dude,
I would fucking ruin everything.
The mental toll,
the half-life of it on your brain.
Like, if you're someone
that's prone for depression,
it's one of the worst things
you can be doing.
Yeah, well.
And the thing is,
there's a lot of people that are dealing with depression
anxiety they're still using molly and still using cocaine on the weekends and i wonder why they're
so depressed and anxious all the time yeah it's because they're using fucking recreational drugs
during the week i told friends of mine all the time it's like listen like they always come to
me and be like oh i'm dealing with depression it's like dude you need to stop fucking doing drugs
yeah how many times i have to tell you yeah and they'll just keep doing it i don't fucking get it
it's the only time they feel better bro yeah even then like you have to understand when i drank when
i drank all the time like because i used to drink consistent for fucking 15 years i drank four to
five nights a week okay uh not like at home being a fucking piece of shit but i'm saying like i would
be out doing shit four nights a week and i because dude that's pretty normal like a lot of people live that life yeah especially when
you're in new york lifestyle yeah that's what i did in new york all the time yeah bro so like
for 15 years i drank thursday friday saturday and all day sunday all right and i would spend
the rest of the week waiting for that fucking thursday so i could fucking feel better again i'm sure it's the same with those drugs but it's like they're not like addicted to like
they'll go like two weeks not doing it yeah it's not like they're doing it all the time
i understand that side of it where they're using it to feel better it's like dude you've gone two
or three weeks without it why are you doing it again yeah like your brain's already starting
to detox from it why do it again at that point yeah it's that kind of mentality i don't understand
yeah yeah that's why it's bad math is my friend my friend says it's bad math it's like you feel
good for four hours to feel like shit for four weeks that's bad math that's if there was if
there was a business investment that had that kind of return on it you'd be like no way i'm
touching that i can get enough trouble without it like fuck all guys, here we go. Headline number two. This is an interesting one.
Headline number two reads,
trainer claims multiple NFL teams interested in signing Colin Kaepernick.
So according to a report,
multiple NFL teams have recently shown interest in giving former 49ers
quarterback Colin Kaepernick a shot at returning to the league.
Kaepernick's trainer, David Robinson,
told TMZ that five NFL teams have reached out to him to the national anthem protester to gauge his interest in being offered a workout.
A few teams have reached out to me and asked me how his arm looked.
Robinson reportedly said they reached out and asked about him, though he would not identify the teams by names.
Robinson insisted that he told them that he was impressed by Kaepernick's physical condition and readiness to play.
His throwing arm is, quote, still a cannon, Robinson claimed.
Here's the thing.
Real quick, before we get into it.
Here's the problem, okay?
Hold on.
Read the rest of it.
Quote, he definitely has the ability to play on somebody's roster like right now robinson added
like a couple of the guys that were there in uh in the session that were on the nfl teams were
saying that his arm is just as strong as guys that we got on our roster right now and he can play
robinson who has helped trained as brian nantonio brian uh brown added that he thinks that these are
serious inquiries quote i definitely think that this go around, he may get a shot.
So here's the problem, though.
Colin Kaepernick identifies as black.
Just a couple of months ago, this was the talk of the town.
He was comparing NFL to slavery.
Yeah.
There was a whole video about it.
A huge video.
You know, now these are his words.
Quote, well, that bank account must be getting low.
Trying to pull it off a little bit. I mean don't know what it is yeah china's got to invest in that
fucking war that's going on over there with russia so like cabinet got cut you know and so truth
always comes out bro man when money money talks too bro yeah you know i'm saying yeah first of all
uh you're not good enough to play in the n. No. Okay? You were barely good enough when you were fucking good, when you were playing.
That's why you started protesting.
That's a fucking fact.
Yeah.
A statistical fact.
You've been out of the league for how long?
Shit, that was in 28?
Five years?
Yeah, five years.
Okay.
It's not happening.
Just the ability to absorb hits and take contact at that level,
when you take a break from, you cannot get reacclimated to.
Very, very few people have ever done it.
All right.
So not taking anything away, but just for that reason alone, it's not happening.
This guy doesn't have the ability to get in front of people or be popular anymore.
And like every fucking four months we have this headline come out.
With Kaepernick? Yeah. And every fucking four months, we have this headline come out.
With Kaepernick?
Yeah.
And then last time he had NFL workouts, he didn't show up.
Right.
He didn't show up to fucking workouts.
Okay?
So I don't understand why this is a continuing issue.
Yeah, I don't get it, man.
I always look at it from the business approach. And obviously, with the locker room background, you think these guys get paid to win.
An NFL is a business.
If this guy were good enough
to win, somebody would find a spot for him.
Look at Michael Vick.
They resurrected Michael Vick.
Michael Vick, not even in his prime, they figured out how to put him back.
It doesn't matter if he was the best player
ever to fucking play. I wouldn't sign him
on my team.
That's the other side of it.
There's the liability side.
So I'm saying if he were an asset...
And that's not because I'm a racist.
It's because that guy is such a distraction
and such a cancer in the fucking locker room,
you couldn't fucking win with him.
You couldn't win with him on the roster
if he paid you to be on the roster.
But I think that's the point, right?
I mean, the NFL has shown itself to be dirty enough
to where they'll take anybody who's got the talent
if they have the talent.
But the flip side of that is as somebody
who is a practitioner of business,
like I would say, hey man,
like this guy's too big of a liability.
There's too much shit that's going to happen
with my team culture.
Like why would I insert this cancer
inside of my locker room?
You wouldn't.
And try to win.
It's not worth it.
Therefore, he's a bad investment.
I think this whole story is fucking bullshit.
Oh, yeah.
I think the trainer's bullshit.
I agree.
Because you don't think every motherfucking NFL coach knows at least that much about culture.
See, the problem is most people don't know about culture.
So they see it as a very simple thing like, oh, can Kaepernick still physically play football?
Maybe he can but I'm sure as fuck not sign him on
my fucking team as a third string quarterback who's going to come in and fucking disrupt the
whole motherfucking culture of my team well that's the play though right because I don't think he's
not going to get touched right that's the play and then it's going to be racism again there we go
yes right I'm not a sports guy so I was letting you guys feel this but I did play high school
football and I remember my coach if we even said the word fuck he wouldn't let us dress for the game that
week man and so i i'm out of my only career i'm very familiar with you know the culture you're
talking about what you want in the locker room and my coach wanted a very certain type of team
yeah and i was gonna say like what sal was saying it's one thing if he's good enough i don't follow
the guy close enough to know
if he is
but if you're not
good enough to play
and you have that
behavior that
is going to incite
you know culture
and a bunch of problems
within your locker room
I don't know why
any team would touch him
no they won't
and it'll be racism again
and it has nothing
it has nothing to do
with race
that's the beauty
I know
yeah it doesn't
yeah zero
it's everything else
but race
it's like I was pointing out
like a word was enough
for my coach not to play yeah if he heard you say fuck in practice that week even if you
were like starter he would not let you dress it was insane how strict he was this guy would not
like us yeah yeah we were dropping f-bombs in high school i remember i remember fucking coach
he trying to yell at me for saying curse words hey boy hey boy i think it's one of those things where everyone has the right to do what they want to do in
life, but if other people don't agree with that and it has repercussions, you need to
accept that.
And that's what people are having a problem with.
It's like, listen, you can do whatever you want to do in life, but other people are allowed
to do that as well.
And if it means your coach doesn't want to play you, someone doesn't want to sign you,
guess what?
They're using their free will to not play you.
It's become supreme entitlement where it's okay
if you're offended by something I do
but if I'm offended by something you do
it doesn't count.
No, how about this?
Your fucking bullshit offends me back.
So fuck off with it.
Yeah, and that's what I'm saying.
It's that whole, everyone just needs to go.
Where have we lost this?
Well, self-counseling.
I didn't really get a say in point one but at point one like i i think
self-accountability we've lost in society that guy should go to jail pulls a gun five-year
mandatory lock his ass up put him the fuck away and i would agree with that too you know what i
mean like i'd agree with that you broke the law and we have nobody's holding the standard like
what is the fucking standard set the standard hold the standard and if we account and we had that accountability
hey this guy colin kaepernick he's not fucking good enough the stats when he played would show
that he's also not good enough move the fuck on sal you're 100 right we have to start listen
it's reality motherfucker this show is called real af we live in the real world y'all motherfuckers
think i'm crazy but who's out here fucking winning we live in the real world. Y'all motherfuckers think I'm crazy, but who's out here fucking winning?
We live in the real world, bro.
The world I tell you guys about is the real fucking world.
I know how to operate in it real nice.
All right?
That motherfucker is not living in the real world.
That's why he's not winning.
That's why he's off the roster.
That's why he's fucked his whole career.
Because he's made up a situation about something that isn't actually provable as truth.
If you look at the crime statistics of fucking police brutality, they do not add up to the message that he fucking talks about.
That does not equate reality, which is why it doesn't garner mass mainstream support.
That's just the truth.
People don't want to accept that because it fucks up their entire
fucking power structure who they built their identity around right like oh i've built my
identity around police brutality well let's look at the data how about let's not look at the data
i just want to be mad yeah you know like dude that's to average to a normal well-adjusted
regular american human people look at the data and they say well that
doesn't make sense and they move the fuck on they move the fuck on and then they see you
no matter how you want to be seen they see you as a big cry baby who's not getting their way
and that's what i see when i look at this dude dude that's what i'm saying like just a couple
of i used to fucking like him by the way yeah. Yeah. I used to like him. When he was good. When he was performing. I was a fucking
Colin Kaepernick fan.
Until he fucking started
doing this shit. Because like, dude, in my
opinion, here's the deal.
You all listen to my fucking opinions.
We live in this America, and we're
all brothers and sisters, and we all
work together to fucking solve
problems, but we don't make up
problems to solve just because we're fucking,
we need attention.
Right.
All right.
So that's what he did.
Yeah,
it is what he did.
Well,
he doesn't have accountability.
He just sucks.
See,
there's,
there's a problem there.
They're leaving them.
They're giving them an out.
So he's going to continue to beat.
We don't even know how much he was paid.
Like who is like,
I would like to see his fucking tax returns of where he gets his income.
That would probably tell a whole lot about the scenario.
Nike.
And who else?
Nike.
Yeah.
Well, that's the thing, man.
It's like just a couple of months ago, bro.
That's real fascism.
Okay.
That's real fascism.
When you got fucking big corporations of the entire world hiring people on their payroll
just for their political fucking stance.
That's the definition of fucking
fascism on a big scale you know it's corporatism and he's a fucking he's the soldier of it it's a
puppet and he's sitting there like acting like he's this independent dude that's like got it
all thick bro you are you are the fucking epitome of what you are the slave of their fucking system, and you don't even fucking recognize it.
That's sad.
And I used to fucking really like this dude, like a lot.
So I don't know, man.
His hair is pretty sweet, though.
He's got a vibe, for sure.
Bro, that's what I'm saying.
I dig his style.
He's always had good style.
But I think going back to what you're saying about people don't have accountability anymore i really feel like social media did that to us in the sense that
it's too easy to find other people who will perpetuate your bad behavior yeah and so when
you want to whine you'll find a lot of people that'll whine with you yeah whereas you just not
have the ability to do that as quickly like what he what went on with him or anything else would
not have happened with social with without social media it's perpetuated professional victim culture yeah that's what i'm saying 100
so people that don't want to take responsibility all you gotta do is get online and whine about
you'll find people they'll sympathize with you enough that it confirms in your head that it's
fucking legit that you're you're you are correct in feeling that way because guess what a thousand
people liked your photo which means a thousand people agree with me yeah social media there's so many of us out here exactly when in reality dude half the
people that fucking like the shit are happy that you're fucked up the other half that liked it
are probably happy that they're not fucked up alone none of the other and the third half is
just taking a shit and double taps and keeps moving and then don't forget the bots the bots
are in there somewhere yeah so i think that's where this huge cultural shift when you're talking about where do we
lose it?
I really think it's just how popular social media has become.
You know, I can pinpoint this shit, dude, to the exact point of social media when it
happened.
2015.
No, no, no.
It's when Instagram, it's when Facebook and Instagram allowed people to like other people's
comments.
Okay.
It was one thing for people to comment.
When was that?
It was like 2012.
Yeah.
I remember when that happened.
So,
so it used to be people would just comment and you couldn't support people's
comments,
but when they made it so you could support their comments,
people went to gamifying the comments to get the most likes on the comments as
opposed to having real conversation.
And so now people just say the shit in the comments that's going to give them the most feedback instead of you and I maybe having differences and having an actual discussion about shit.
So now they've got us as humans saying the exact shit to piss each other off for attention.
And people,
people have yet to catch on to it.
Hopefully one day they will.
I've only been saying it.
That's a good point.
And then,
you know what the algorithm feeding things that get more likes,
it's the same thing.
The algorithm,
once they moved away from timeline and chronological order of stuff,
it changed the way people post.
Well,
bro,
if you think about the progression of communication that's happened,
bro,
you know,
fuck we're meant to communicate face to face.
That's what we're meant to.
Then we discovered writing.
Then we discovered radio.
Right.
And then TV.
And then fucking for a long time, it was that.
Then it's then it's, you know, fucking fax machine.
Right.
Then it's cell phone. Then it's, I can talk to everybody
24 hours a day on social media in an instant. And then it's, you know, now I don't have to
send a letter anymore. I could just make a comment. Now I don't even have to respond to
a comment. I can just heart the comment. Like, dude, the whole ability to communicate
has completely lent itself to the current situation that we were just talking about
in la yeah five minutes ago whatever that was you know what i mean like dude we we don't communicate
and not only do we not communicate people have lost the ability to communicate well and there's
no accountability to the communication online hey fuck you you don't get punched in the face
that's right yeah man to man it's like fuck you bam when you say fuck me i'm gonna dislike the comment dude when you and i grew
up that wasn't how it was like if you fucking like dude like in st louis at least like if you
said like what you know how we like if you said something about some other dude from another area
of st louis and it got back to him that dude will show up at your house and you will fist fight the motherfucker in your front yard done it that's what huh i said i've done it how many times a lot
that's how that's that i actually drove to one at like i remember yeah our fucking friends yeah i
rang on it rang his bell it was like 1 30 in the morning yeah swear to god and then they got a
fist fight you got a fist fight right that's that's how we settled shit yeah and then that's how we settle shit like that people like the kids now hear this
like the ones that are listening right now they're like they're like that's got to be bullshit i
swear on my fucking life that's how shit happened when i was growing up and so now it's like these
motherfuckers say this shit online you're like bro do you realize that that would like if you
were here in front of my face
what that would get you like and they don't care there's no fucking repercussions for anything
back to accountability yeah i guess what the cool thing is there can be repercussions now
and we wouldn't even get jail time they just let it right right back out that's like it's well
so again no accountability so there will be accountability so in my stories i keep talking
about a reckoning coming and people don't understand what that
fucking means.
No.
Well,
you see these motherfuckers that do all this evil shit where they fucking
harass people and fuck with people and this and that,
and this they're getting more emboldened,
except the problem is what they don't understand is that the laws are what's
keeping you from getting annihilated off the fucking face of the earth.
Right.
And bad for you.
Good for everybody
that you're harassing the laws by the day are mattering less and less and less exactly so if
you're one of these people that harasses motherfuckers you should probably rethink that
strategy right now because the time is coming not so distant in the future where the laws will truly
not matter under what their system they're perpetuating. Yeah. And the fucking people you're harassing might harass you back.
You might not like it.
Hey, it's Jimmy.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, like, that's what we're getting to.
We're becoming a lawless society.
And when the good people recognize that it's lawless,
they will create the law themselves.
Yeah.
Oh, shit. Guys, our third and final headline, headline number three. people recognize that it's lawless they will create the law themselves yeah oh shit guys our
third and final headline headline number three headline reads north korea launches new intercontinental
ballistic missile that could hit new york and set new altitude record of 3 800 miles higher than the
international space station white house condemns launch and tells Kim Jong-un to immediately cease.
You think fucking Trump messaged him and said,
hey, shoot this missile off.
Watch this bitch right here.
Okay.
Oh, very nice.
So the White House is condemning North Korea's launch
of an intercontinental ballistic missile,
calling it a security threat to the region.
The warhead landed in Japan's economic exclusion zone after traveling for 684 miles.
First full North Korean ICBM test since 2017.
And a stark threat to President Biden, Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida accused Pyongyang of an unacceptable act of violence.
Pyongyang says missile, which can carry a nuclear warhead, can strike anywhere within the continental United States.
The White House on Thursday condemned it, calling it a security violation of the region.
Quote, the United States strongly condemns the Democratic People's the Republic of Korea for its test of long-range ballistic missiles, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said
in a statement.
President Joe Biden's administration called on Kim Jong-un to immediately cease such actions
and vow to support South Korea, Japan, and its Pacific allies.
These fucking idiots would be better off not commenting on this at all.
Because that motherfucker's going to launch another one. Oh, oh another one the theme of every one of these headlines is accountability
he knows there's no accountability that's right it's like if you if you have someone that tells
you they're gonna punch you in the face and they never do yeah after three times like dude i'm just
gonna keep doing it because i know you're not gonna do it this administration has just proven
time and time again they're not actually gonna anything. There's no accountability to his actions now. He's going to keep doing what he
wants. So that guy spit on my car every day. Okay. That's the story. I'd walk out to school
and I'm a freak about cleaning my car. Oh, we're talking about the guy you went and fought.
So I'm talking about accountability. Okay. Every day I'd walk out and there'd be spit on my car.
So one day I washed out the window as he spit on my car as he walked by so then that
night was the night i went over to his house rang his doorbell we fought guess what didn't happen
after that spit on the car ain't any more spit on the side the problem is is that biden ain't about
to go fucking knock on his house my point being is exactly i was gonna say did you spit on him
though after you kicked his ass i did that's what i would like to know i headbutted the shit out of
him too it was awesome his mom had my one leg his dad had my other and i wouldn't let
him go until i started headbutting but that's it but it's really worth saying like all you guys
should have a rematch now okay that's the thing i'm gonna be old i still got a few left to me if
i need it but i mean that's the world's problem right now it's accountability yeah like people
are emboldened online and in real life all it takes is for one person to finally step up and put someone in their place and they will completely
shift after that that's why nobody liked trump that's why nobody liked him nobody liked him
because he was that motherfucker fuck dude personally i don't like the dude but his message
was fucking the right one yeah but it's not that you didn't like him right it's how you didn't like
how he carried himself but the actual action of what he does
for accountability. He was, yeah, he
was, he was, he had the right message. He was the wrong
message. Here's the thing.
Here's the thing. When it comes to
leadership, it doesn't fucking matter
as long as the job gets done. Yeah, it doesn't matter
if you're like, that's right. And we've
been pussified here in this country
to think that we have to like everything
every motherfucker says
bro i don't give a fuck what donald trump says his motherfucking policies are the best that we've
ever had in the united states in the history of the united states and there's not a fucking person
on this earth that could make an argument to otherwise that and if you are you're misinformed. Okay? After that, I don't fucking care what he says.
I don't care.
Fuck.
Or how he says it.
Yeah, you want to tweet Kim Jong-un and tell him to fucking eat shit?
I will laugh at it.
But they had a relationship that worked because of that.
That's right.
Because there was some fucking respect.
There was accountability.
Yeah, he was like, you know what?
I respect this guy.
He's Twitter fingers, but I respect him. Most of the motherfuckers in this country right now don't understand that basic thing.
There has to be a little bit of fear to be respected.
It's the reality of respect, okay?
These fucking people that we have in this country, they don't respect anything anymore.
So they look at Trump and they say oh you hurt my feelings
well now look what the fuck we're dealing with we might get nuked like that like we're laughing
about it but dude very real i mean first look how fucking big that missile is
yeah fucking mad that's what she said yeah this is the homeless guy i was gonna say that's the
homeless guy that was black the missile's black so i was this the homeless guy I was going to say that's the homeless guy
that was black
the mist was black
I don't know
it's got a white tip
that's something else
but it's like
one of the things
people feared about Trump
too though
is he was unpredictable
and the same reason
was he
I think he was extremely
calculated
hold on
was he
or was he just real smart
at making him feel
like he was
could have been okay so so dude here's my argument for this Or was he just real smart at making it feel like he was?
Could have been.
Okay.
So, so dude, here's my argument for this.
If you're a true, when you're truly a good strategic person, you understand the distractions that you must create to take the attention from where your
enemy should be looking and put it somewhere else. Yeah. Okay. Like that's, that's something
the normal human doesn't get, right? This motherfucker is a totally calculated, intelligent, smart, proven strategic genius over the course of his life.
You guys say, oh, his parents gave him a million dollars.
He turned it into fucking billions of dollars.
That would be like me giving you a hundred bucks and you turn it into one million dollars.
That's the same thing we're talking about.
Okay?
The dude's fucking smart.
When I was saying the unpredictability is
i was complimenting him on that yeah because i was going to pull in the whole 40 laws of power
by robert green how he talks about being unpredictable there you go and i was going
to actually use trump as an example of living that law like like purposefully yeah and the
whole book talks about how people you know like you said they throw you off yeah have that demeanor
he's a master and he did that very well And dude, the media played right into it.
And then I was going to say, it's the same reason we fear North Korea is a lot of times
he's the same way.
Like people think he's unpredictable.
He knows what he's going to do every time he's going to do it.
And that's the other thing.
So here's my problem with all of this.
The media just lied to us for two years, very clearly about a lot of shit.
Six years, really.
Yeah. If you really think
yeah yeah the whole russia collusion thing is fake made up shit proven to be fake so the media for
the last six years has made putin look like a piece of shit so they can make trump look like
a piece of shit and all these crazy dictators around the world that Trump somehow got along with.
And the media is telling you they're all the bad guys and we're the fucking good guys.
And at what point do we maybe question the fact that, I don't know, maybe we aren't being told the entire story.
Maybe we are unaware because our own country censors the truth like they tell us China and Russia censor the truth. So what do we really
know? What do we really know about geopolitics? Did you go there? I didn't.
Well, I think, no, I mean, I think it's the one thing about the world is experience matters,
right? Perspective matters. And you really don't know what the ocean smells like until you see it,
right? Until you touch it, until you smell it. And unfortunately, we've become a
society that delivers all that information through a screen in some capacity. And it's absolute
truth. Like Madat showed me where Colin Kaepernick gets his income from. We Googled it on the
internet. Well, we just assume that's true. It might not be true, right? And the only thing I've
learned to be true is if I can see it, if I can touch it, if I can smell it, if I can experience,
I can have true perspective of it. And I think we've become a society that is totally
oxygenated by perspective of what they want us to be the truth is. And so you realize that
the world is shaped by people who do. And the only way you can do is to go out and experience,
right? Touch, feel, smell, get punched in the mouth, you know, understand that, you know, that,
that is what life is. And so, you know, these people, we're now making all of our emotional
decisions based off what's coming through a filter that we really don't know to be true.
That's a problem. It's a huge fucking problem. You know, so our world right now is being dictated
by a perceived truth that we're seeing through a screen that we want to emotionally connect to that's not maybe necessarily true
fuck's a problem problem bro yeah and the biggest thing about that problem is there's nowhere you
can really go to know that what you're getting is the truth like google people use duck duck go
there's all these search engines or like web aggregators you still don't know which one's
legit dude you just don't you have to you have to be skeptical about everything all of them dude
like until you mentioned about them digging holes in central park the other
day yeah i thought i imagined that shit yeah because i remember reading that article and then
i was like it was just something that just disappeared yeah i was talking to my girlfriend
i was like yeah you don't remember reading that i swear they were digging holes in central park
yeah and then you said i was like shit i did read that online i saw a photo it wasn't made up i
thought it was just something I imagined.
Yeah.
And there's so much of that crap the past two years.
It's just disappeared.
Question.
Did they do it?
Yeah.
I don't know.
No, no, no.
They did.
Well, you mean, did they do it in reality?
Yeah.
Did they actually do it?
I don't know.
But I know that they made a story.
I saw a photo that showed like a backhoe in Central Park.
And some tents.
Like construction tents.
Yeah.
And like some white tents.
Yeah.
And they said they were digging mass graves
garth brooks might have been coming back right right i'm saying five million people central
park that's a big fucking concert but that's the issue is like where do you go for good information
these days well there well i think you have no conversations i think it comes back to like you
know you have to you have we're at a point dude where we have to we have to kind of collaborate
to decide what reality is
well this is unless we go see it for ourselves you know i'm saying like we go to fucking central
park you know or go that's what they try to do go to fucking like that's why people get mad at me
like when i say oh i watch what putin says or i watch what so-and-so says well why the fuck
wouldn't you because would you rather be told would you rather be told why would that yeah
why would you not
watch that it makes no sense i want to see what the fuck he's saying to his people like not what
the tv not what anderson cooper has interpreted him to say or fucking uh warmongering uh uh
dude after tucker honey hannity holy shit bro give it up we don't want war man we know all your buddies own the fucking
military companies and you're beholden like you're gonna we know okay stop like i used to actually
have respect for that fucking guy and like he's all about war war war war war war it's like bro
but you can really tell right now who's on the payroll of the military industrial complex.
Because, like, fuck.
It's like everybody in the street is like, no, man, we don't want to do that.
You know?
And everybody on TV, with the exception of, like, three, are like, no, this is awesome.
Let's do a war.
You know?
And it's like, what the fuck?
You guys are so out of touch, bro.
I don't know man a lot of people don't know this about me but i i spent over a decade working in advertising as a
creative director and i worked on some politicians campaigns like i've written slogans i've helped
guys get elected to office even like those small town politicians people have no fucking idea how
much shit is oh dude like you just don't know and i was i was young in my career i remember working
for helping a guy get re-elected as a sheriff and right after a meeting he's telling me how to get
out of duis he's telling me how to break the law in certain ways how he does it all the time and
it's just it's fucking unreal the level of hypocrisy it's two different worlds and imagine
like that level of power to this top tier that That's what I'm saying. The confirmation bias they have in their own mind of failing upward essentially to where you feel you genuinely believe you're smarter than a lot of people because for a decade it's been reaffirmed in you.
And then you combine that with the willingness to be completely hypocritical.
There's really no bounds to where
that that lie could stop anything at this point could be on the table as a lie well i mean i agree
with that yeah anything there's once you anything the amount of power at that level there's nothing
you wouldn't almost be willing to do to maintain it i was told this the other the other day when
i was getting my hair cut and you know i know. I know I don't have a good social media page, but I do post some funny shit.
I didn't watch that haircut video.
I think I skipped it.
I do post some funny shit every once in a while.
I mean, it's amateur.
I mean, I don't post pictures of peacocks and shit, but you know.
That's because you live in South Miami.
That's because he doesn't know what he's doing.
I can get on the internet and grab one and be like, look outside my house.
That's probably what you did.
Have you ever seen a peacock in your front yard, though?
Have you ever seen a fucking 12-point buck in your front yard? have you ever seen a fucking 12 point buck in your front yes i grew
up in utah oh that they don't count they got like little fucking those look like coyotes big old
mule deers those things are fucking huge anyway my point being is in your 20s you look around and
you think oh man them old people are fucked up you know like old people there's something fucking
wrong with them in your 30s you start to recognize you're you're like, man, I'm kind of fucked up.
Like, what's going on?
In your 40s, you recognize, man, everybody's fucked up.
Everybody.
Everybody's fucked up.
And everybody's got a dirty little secret.
At what point do you get to the point where you've realized that they've completely lied about everything your entire life?
Well, I think.
That's 42.
It must be.
It is.
We're in a progressive world that is uniquely different and i struggled
you know because you're bringing your kids into this world and you start thinking like
has the world always been this fucked up and i i think the answer is yes i just think we have
access to the to the information a lot faster so you're starting to digest a lot that it's a lot
more fucked up more often i think it's been more fucked up in the past. I would agree with that.
I mean, like my book.
That it is right now?
Like, as far as like hypocrisy and the lies.
Dude, I think we're, I think we are at the precipice of literally total human enslavement forever or total human freedom.
But they have lived, they have lived in total enslavement at one point.
You know, certain civilizations have though.
We have.
But I'm saying like.
We just don't recognize it yet.
In the past, it like, that was like a known way of life for a lot of old civilizations i was
just saying like i think now because we've gone so far that direction going back to it feels like
incredibly polarizing but that was how a lot of people lived thousands thousands of years ago
yeah um and you know like my book fucking history talking about how it's funny to me when people
complain about how society now is like depraved it's like dude you used to literally go watch someone get
their head chopped off in the middle of the town square and that was normal like we used to do all
back to that but i'm for the right reason nothing wrong with it like me man we're fucking going back
to it bro what i'm just saying like the world used to be so violent it used to be so fucking harsh
and people used to be just
born into indentured servitude for your whole fucking life your family after them after them
on and on and on and it still goes on in some countries yeah it's just we we had the privilege
here especially in america we know what it's like not to live like that yeah any inkling the idea of
it is like holy shit it's it's a major it's a major deal yeah all those people that you mentioned
would live in what we're going on right now and laugh at us yeah they'd be like what the fuck are you guys talking about all we got to do
is fight these motherfuckers right yeah that's all that's what they would say well i i saw i think you
i i read this quote online i think i saw you posting on one of your guns where it says the
problem is no one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore that's it that was a tweet when i
read it i was like fuck i wish i would tweet like i was one of those tweets i was like that was a
good fucking tweet yeah well i mean there's there's a
lot that can be paralleled out of there i mean think of the farmers think of the the trades
you know like we are not able to produce young people who are willing to work to yield what it
is that thrives us as society i mean right now we're we're trying to fucking i'm not trying
do you know the most automated miles meaning Meaning the most automated computer driven miles are by Caterpillar.
It's not, everybody would say it's Tesla or it's GM.
It's by Caterpillar.
And they're testing and they're moving it over into John Deere and they're moving into
these.
Oh yeah.
The big farm tractors now are fucking running themselves.
Yeah.
They're all going to go like without a human.
Of course.
And the reason being is that, you know, the farmer is dying.
Dude, that's been happening.
Yeah, that's right.
And that blue collar work ethic.
I mean, part of my strategy is I want to raise my kid.
I mean, people say, oh, he's working hard.
I want my kid to be a blue collar kid because I understand that the competitive environment
inside the blue collar space is going to be less and less, which means his opportunity
to be great is going to be higher and higher.
It's like, it's not rocket science.
Everybody go left.
All right, I'm going right.
Everybody go right.
All right, I'm going to go left.
That's right.
And we as a society- Those skills- They're p you know we as a society skills they're pussies oh
dude they're pussies man skills you're talking about like you guys who are young right now who
are 17 18 19 and you think like oh dude only losers go do construction work or fucking the
trades or this is my first job motherfucker that's where the opportunity is going to be in five more
years if i was 17 years old,
I'd go be a fucking plumber.
I would go work for a plumber.
This is no shit.
I would go work for a plumber.
Just to learn the business.
Just to fucking learn.
I would try to get my card.
I would try to do whatever.
And I would understand
that at 25,
I'm going to start my own company.
The problem is, dude,
in social media,
that's not cool.
I actually think
that's the coolest shit.
Like, I get tagged
in all kinds of fucking
fake-ass fucking baller shit. Like, get tagged in all kinds of fucking fake ass fucking baller shit.
Like people think I'm going to,
I'm going to fucking be like,
Oh,
so cool.
Like,
dude,
bro,
I know the,
I know I've seen a million of you guys.
You know what I think is the coolest fucking shit.
When I see hardworking motherfuckers tag me in their shit,
like DJ.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's okay.
Our buddy DJ,
who's a fucking iron worker and he's works his fucking ass off every
motherfucking day when he tags me and shit.
I think that's cool.
Especially when he's fucking 380 feet in the air.
Yeah.
But not just because of that,
but like,
because that's work.
Okay.
That's work.
You fuckers is fuck around on the internet and you think e-comm is
fucking work.
You don't get it.
It'll both give you gray hair it's one of the
things i admire about my younger brother he's a journeyman electrician yeah and my brother my
older brother's a doctor i'm a writer he's an electrician and he just works his hands always
has the only thing i ever really appealed to him and i've always admired what he does for work yeah
i've enjoyed i enjoy electrical work like electrical work is something i enjoyed learning
and then just from being around
it so much when i finally learned how it actually worked and like that's one i listen do i do
physical labor anymore nope fuck no you ever see me do some shit i don't do shit you know why
because we had to do a lot of hard shit growing up i didn't like it all right but one thing i do
enjoy is the electrical work because you got to think about it.
Yeah.
I think you don't fucking kill yourself.
No,
it's not just that you have to think circuits and like how it should be
wired,
how the wires should be pulled.
Like there's a,
there's a strategic component to it that makes me like enjoy the work.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Oh,
absolutely.
Yeah.
I think,
you know,
like you're saying,
I don't think you have to do hard work your whole life,
but I think everyone should do it as their first few jobs.
Bro.
I think you need it.
It should be a requirement.
It's an appreciation factor.
It's no different than bartending or serving.
Somebody treats their server like an asshole, I can tell you that person's never waited
at the table.
Sal, can you tell out of the kids that come here to work, can you tell the motherfuckers
that did labor and the ones that didn't?
Without question.
And I know which one I'd hire.
I was just telling DJ when he was giving me a tour.
I mean, my first job was digging sprinkler trenches but then all through college i worked in a warehouse
and being back on the warehouse and just smelling tape guns and cardboard i like that smell i like
that smell too i liked it reminds me of fucking metro yeah i enjoy i enjoyed doing that smell
you're talking about like that you know i throw in electrical tape into that smell like wet tape
like the wet tape gun when they come up i I like that smell. Bro, that's so funny
you say that.
That's so funny.
You like it too, don't you?
Yeah, when I was thinking
about the way he's brushing
his own hand,
it's like I can see him,
you know,
hit him on his ecstasy
just brushing his hand.
That was a long time ago.
Long time ago.
Oh, fuck.
All right.
I threw up this last picture
of Kim because I feel like
this is...
Are we looking at the haircut?
No, this is who he reminds me of.
You guys remember this kid, Sid, from Toy Story?
That's who he reminds me of.
I've never seen that.
That's what happens when you raise a kid with no accountability.
Really?
He becomes this little brat.
Look at this fucker, though.
Like, okay, let's go back to Kim Jong.
Okay, dude, that top is perfectly level.
Like the top of his hair.
That is a fucking straight. How do you do that is a fucking straight how do you do that
how many barbers you think got killed in like if you if you fuck it up that's i guarantee you
off off yeah but i guarantee you that i think so too that's probably really happened i think so too
if the media well see that's the problem is maybe he's the nicest guy ever.
I was just going to say that, dude.
What happens if this dude's like straight gangster?
Like that's the coolest dude to hang out with.
Because I don't like on the interview, like that movie they made about it.
They have lied so much that now I legitimately do not believe a fucking thing.
I see on MSM.
Like if they could say it's fucking snowing outside.
Like I would like, I don't know what I'm trying to to say but the point is i have to go outside in shorts i don't fucking believe
it until i see it anymore like i'm from missouri bro what's the missouri it's a fucking show me
state if i don't see it my own fucking eyes i don't believe it anymore i don't believe it there's
a book that came out long before all this i think everyone would benefit reading i mean you read the
four agreements you're a big fan of mean, you read The Four Agreements.
You're a big fan of it.
Have you read The Fifth Agreement?
Uh-uh.
What is it?
The Fifth Agreement is Be Skeptical.
Yeah.
And it's written by him and his son.
And it talks about how you need to be skeptical of everything in your life.
And a healthy amount of skepticism is the best way to live.
Isn't that?
And now, if someone says, oh, you're skeptical, it's taken as a bad thing.
Well, yeah.
You know why?
They don't want you to think.
And in order to critically think, you have to be skeptical.
But what's crazy to me is a lot of people
on both sides would be like, okay, the four agreements is a
great way to live your life. But when it comes to the fifth
agreement, which is also just as important, a lot of
people are going to be divided on it. That's the thing.
But aren't they being skeptical by saying
that though? No, they're just
being closed-minded. There's a difference.
Skepticism requires you to actually
do a bit of work and investigate and make a coherent decision being closed-minded just like no don't
don't don't you i mean dude i think that's really the biggest problem in the world right now is that
there is way too much trust not enough skepticism and because what i would say if you were saying
okay andy what's the fucking biggest problem in the world right now the biggest problem in the world right now is people do not critically think anymore
okay and why do they not critically think because they're not skeptical by anything
so we have too much because skepticism should should trigger you into a process of mentally
figuring out why things are the way they are i don't think that people think to that
level anymore at all that's because we don't have to but see dude the problem is like yeah but i
fucking hate it because the problem is once you start thinking that way you think that way about
fucking everything you i know you know oh yeah i think he knows i think a big issue that we have i
think is uh we've become a culture of convenience and i think in that convenience we've lost faith in ourselves and when you have
no faith in yourself you're not you don't trust your critical thinking you don't trust your ability
to question things you feel like oh i'm too stupid to be able to question this correctly
because everything's become so convenient technology we rely we rely on technology
damn near everything plus dude anytime someone shares a thought or an idea
that's outside the norm,
the amount of bullying they get on that
is so much more than it's ever been.
Yeah.
Right?
It's kind of like what you were saying earlier
about people have been defending themselves.
So defensive.
Yeah, because the bullying and the attacks
for having a free thought are so heavy now. Yeah. there's stuff you've had to defend the past two years
it's crazy i remember watching people have to defend online that they took a vacation in like
may and everyone's like oh we're in a pandemic what are you going on vacation for it's like
well i'm in the woods with my family i wanted to go take my kids out to have like a normal life
and people had to defend their decision to take their kids camping it was just weird yeah see we got to get back to the shit that people had to get back to saying
uh mind your own fucking business but i i remember reading an article about an influencer like think
of someone saying that to you in 2015 you're just out of the blue like 2012 you we let you live in
a pandemic when fucking uh swine flu h1n1 you know it's fun i actually i was working for a
marketing company that time i wrote a headline that said these sales are infectious and i almost
i almost lost my job this is all your fault bro because were you writing all this shit for these
guys too i could though that's the thing well i actually talked about this one the podcast is a
lot of my peers in the advertising world i've watched them go the opposite direction that i
chose to take yeah and it's been very disheartening yeah because i know the power of writing i know the power of word choice and i
could go through headlines and pick out the two words in that headline that made it the way it
was so that's why it's been easy for you to see what the fuck is going on yeah i've been it's been
my job and it's the way as a writer that's the way i think about everything like i look at a lamp
and go how can i make this lamp relevant to someone on a date like how can i connect it to
something that's where i've been teaching. It's critical thinking.
I've been teaching myself to think that way for
over 10 years for my job.
I've watched peers of mine
that are really good fucking writers
write the kind of shit they write
to fear monger and to divide and it just pisses me off.
I've lost touch with a lot
of friends. I lost a big contract I had
with a company in LA.
As soon as I started speaking out
more, they just straight ghosted me, which I think was just the most pathetic way to handle it. At
least admit why you're not renewing my contract. They just stopped answering my emails. I've been
working with them for years. Shocking. Yeah, right? I think going back though and trying to
tie that in, because I think they're all great points, you know, and that's, I want to kind
of explain why I feel experience is so great and why it helps build confidence. Cause like when
you have experience, you have confidence in your feelings of emotion and you can express that
opinion, right? Cause you know, you've been there. And if you don't know, and you don't
been there, you now open yourself up to everybody else's thoughts or opinions. You're not confident.
So then you back down, you know? And so when you have experience, whether it's going through a tough situation or, um, you know,
experiencing a set of values or whatever the case may be, you know, you have confidence in your
answer. And right now we're so reliant on Google and the answer that comes out of it, that that's
the, that's the entire truth. And it's may not be the truth, you know, and that's the truth.
That's a scary thing that you have to understand that the information- Well, it's proven now to not be the truth.
And that's my point. The information that we're seeking and we feel is the truth is not necessarily
the truth. And that's why experience is a huge player in life. You have to go experience what
that construction job is or experience being a bartender or have experience in whatever said
field should be because that's how you earn respect and confidence
in a decision and really the shape of your life. Without that experience, you're relying on a
at best 75% hopefully truth answer that comes off of a screen.
Well, you have to experience speaking your mind.
Yeah.
Like the first time you speak out on something-
Scary.
Scary to people. It's like telling somebody you love them for the first time. You're like,
are they going to reciprocate? It's fucking freaky.
Yeah.
But a lot of people these past two years
haven't taken the chance
to express their opinion.
And you realize if you do,
you probably find a lot
of your friends agree with you.
And you find out your,
they might text you,
they might not tell you online,
but they,
you'll get that support.
Like, you know what?
They actually see things
the same way I do.
And then you feel more emboldened
to keep doing it.
And the next thing you know,
now they're,
they feel comfortable doing it.
That's true.
I can vouch for
that because being who i am and what i talk about you well you too yeah i get dms all the time
people tell me oh keep speaking it's like why do you fucking say i get thousands literally and i'm
not exaggerating one bit i get thousands of fucking dms every single day saying the same shit
so i know that's the truth like thank you for speaking up i'm just
not brave enough to speak up motherfucker you have to be it's like bro the the you guys who
are not speaking up that this is why this continues to go on like it it's so frustrating for me to get
that message but i also do i get it i guess like dude i don't know like when was when did you first
speak up?
Well, I can actually, it's funny because I think- Like I'm sitting here, when you guys are sitting,
when you were saying that the first time it is,
I'm sitting here trying to think,
like when was my first time I spoke out?
Well, I just think the first time that I spoke out
during COVID in a public setting,
kind of, sort of, in a way.
It's just what-
Yeah, but you've always been an outspoken dude.
No, but I know, but confrontation, right? Con right confrontation you know especially like in so where does that come from
though like where did you first well i think the speaking the truth is scary you know and i think
that you know the truth being the undefeated champion of the world like you start like it
makes you nervous right so like the guy this this uh red shoe guy uh shoelace guy calls me out in
starbucks for not having a mask on oh you're a warrior you know he looks at me like that i kind
of got nervous he's a little fucking nerd you know and i'm like fucking a like i'm getting fucking put on blast
at starbucks hey fuck you you know like just like that you know he kind of backed down oh you're a
you're a covid whatever i forget uh denier yeah whatever i don't know what the fuck he called me
something that ended with the ist yeah right and you know and you're such a warrior and he's like
bone his chest out and i just look at myself i will kick your fucking ass man i was then i started getting mad and you know we're in
line and at starbucks and guess what i still go to the same starbucks every day i feel really good
guess who i've never seen there again that's right that's right so fuck you know what i'm saying so
it's like you have it was empowering it feels good i'm gonna walk back in there i know it's
where i stand everybody else in there knows where i stand and so you know being able to speak your
mind although it may be scary it makes you really fucking nervous when was the first time you spoke your mind man i because like dude i feel
like we were brought up that way yeah but i mean that scared feeling that he's referring to that's
fucking real and i think you experience it many times in life not just once i think there's
different chapters like saying i love you yeah no no it's like it's like a it definitely is a skill
yeah to be able to speak truth well Well, even managing people as you progress.
And by skill, I mean the more you do it, the better you get at it.
Yeah.
And the more comfortable you are doing it.
Yeah, right.
And the more you understand it's the right thing to do.
And I think that's an important piece to understand.
Now, I know when I get that kind of eebie-jeebie weird feeling,
and I'm like, I should say this.
I used to be like, maybe I shouldn't say it.
You start questioning.
Now, I'm just like, fuck it, dude.
This is what?
All right, coming out. the fight happens a lot quicker i've
found that the best the absolute best shit that comes out of people's mouth is the shit that they
think they shouldn't say in that scenario you know it's funny like i always tell myself when i have a
tweet that i feel like i shouldn't tweet that's the one it means i should tweet it yes i used to
always tell myself that i do the same thing like headlines when i was writing a lot of ads but
what you're saying too though what people need to understand is even when you get that
negative feedback of the confrontation it's never as bad as you think it's gonna be no like you play
it up you play it up in your head it's so much worse and so people are so afraid of like oh i'm
gonna lose my job my mom's gonna sell me all this kind of shit you'll realize it's never that bad
you're gonna think i'm the most violent guy on earth but fighting teaches you that right what
you realize about fighting is getting punched in the mouth sucks.
However, it's not that bad.
So you get hit a few times.
I actually think that's a huge key to life, dude.
I think if you're not afraid to get punched in the face,
you are a huge advantage over a lot of people.
Isn't it a Mike Tyson quote?
Yeah, yeah.
Everybody's got a plan until you get punched in the face or something like that.
Well, everybody has a plan until you get punched in the mouth.
Yeah, but the point is that once you stop fearing getting punched in the face,
I know there's plenty of dudes out there that can knock me the fuck out and punch me in the face and hurt me and all that shit,
but I don't really care.
There's a dichotomy there inside that.
You also understand it hurts enough to maybe have a little bit of respect.
And restraint. And restraint. I'm not going gonna punch this guy in the face when i want to
or i'm not gonna say it because it's not worth getting punched in the face over that's true
so there's like a dichotomy there that's like ah you look like you punch harder i'm probably not
well it's not even that you're like you know what it's just not worth it's just not worth it right
we don't have that whole dynamic we're talking about is does not exist in the world anymore
well yeah i mean there's a lot of well there yeah. I mean, there's a lot of things.
There's a lot of maybe truths on what's wrong with society.
Now, you think about asking a girl out on a date.
That was one of those moments.
You know, your first time you got asked.
You've been denied a few times by someone you're not bothered to ask.
That's exactly right.
You'll ask anybody at that point.
I do a podcast about no regrets.
And I always tell, I want to teach my son, like, one of the lessons in life is you always
ask the hottest girl in the room on a date.
Always. Because the worst she says is no. And the more comfortable
you get with it, the more you realize it's not that big of a deal. And what happens if she says
yes, right? You get over that kind of, but there's a lesson too. And then you start thinking about
society and young kids were raising. They don't have to go ask girls on dates. They text them.
They don't have to go through the weird thing because the rejection's in the screen. So when
they face rejection face to face, it's like, it's really disheartening to them oh yeah dude i never
thought about it like yeah so that they're they're desensitized they can't fucking take it no yeah
i never even thought about that so it's like maybe we should like from that that that's a good
analogy i remember that like fucking right like i remember having like and i'm thinking about those
shit i regret the shit i regret is the shit I didn't say. Yeah.
Like in the bedroom at night, you're telling your wife,
you're like, man, put your hands around my throat.
What?
What?
What?
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
Was that loud?
It must be because I don't have a peacock in my front yard.
I don't know.
You're missing out, man.
That's a lie.
If you come to Pinecrest, you drive through one neighborhood,
you're like, all right, I want peacocks. All right. people all right i'm in dude peacock's cool all right guys our final
segment i want longhorns motherfucker that's what i want but so here's what i just realized about
south miami too there's like horse properties down there yeah i never knew how big of the
horse community was there so i started looking at different horse what's the area down there
called the horse area when it starts with uh is. Doral is a big horse area. Is it?
Doral.
Doral.
Doral, is that what you're saying?
That's a big horse area too.
I don't know.
But I know this.
I want some fucking bison and I want some longhorns.
And then we have them both right around the corner from my house.
Imagine that.
Yeah, but see, dude, I don't really want to move out there.
I got a nice place where I am at.
The cool thing, though, is living where you can get a tan and have a long man you just bark my dreams down over here bro right there man you can get a tan you get a
spray tan you get one of them fake bald tans all right guys i'll be honest i'm there yeah no shit
pinecrest you'll love it except in august it's fucking 9 000 fucking degrees it is here too
that's true august is actually more rainy than hot there like august is more rain that's like they got very
similar weather i mean i think our weather is probably worse i love it i miss the humidity
when i'm not in it because i grew up in utah i grew up in the snow i grew up in the cold and i
thought like that wilderness mountain life was meant for me and then i moved to miami i was like
wait i don't have allergies i can breathe through my nose when i sleep at night my skin feels good street tacos are fucking amazing i crave i crave the humidity
my dog's happier than ever he stopped shedding it's florida's fucking see we get allergies and
the humidity yeah it's so fucking terrible it's how you look at it perspective it's fucking horrible
could be worse you could be in haiti yeah but they got better weather than we do that's not true haiti hot is for a fucking a reason it's
fucking hot all right i'll never see a haitian stand in the sun i'll take your word for it
because you've been there and i haven't been there see how that works see how that works
it's an amazing concept yeah we have the experience yeah and i can tell you the
experience is you want your child born in america not in haiti yeah oh shit all right guys our final
segment of the show we have our thumbs up segment where i show headlines so they don't get two
thumbs up or two thumbs in the butt wait wait what i ain't got nothing i got nothing for that
man ride the bus good job so he told me he's not trying to have another kid he's just improvising
yeah he's practicing that's what you said yeah he's like how do i avoid it yeah practice man
headline reads drivers in chicago line up for a share of $1 million worth of free gas.
So drivers in Chicago lined up early Thursday today to get free fuel courtesy of Chicago
businessman and philanthropist, Dr. Willie Wilson for his second round of a gas giveaway.
Quote, the need among the community is so great. Wilson said soaring gas prices have caused a
hardship for too many of our citizens. The self-made millionaire found success in business through his own medical
supply company.
And as a former franchise owner of several McDonald's restaurants,
he is now using his fortune to help others.
Quote,
people have to get to work to make money for the families.
That's what moved me to do this.
Willie told news stations,
Chicagoans can fill up their tanks up to $50 per person until the runs out however unlike the 200 000 gas giveaway last week the vehicles will not be
allowed to line up overnight but that did not stop them from lining up early each gas station
is allowing 400 cars between 7 a.m and 10 30 a.m uh to help ease the effects of inflation
um and severe uh serve as a lifeline for working Americans. What do we got on that?
That's fucking awesome. I love that.
It's unfortunate that he has to do it, but I love that he's doing it.
It is. It is unfortunate
and it's not his fault that he has to do that either.
It's the fucking politician's fucking fault.
That's the kind of shit you want to see people do with a lot of money.
But they'll still find a way to demonize the way that he
made that money. He lives too
extravagantly or he does this or that or this.
This is the kind of shit no one ever fucking hears about i love that he did that that's awesome man what do you think
i mean obviously i love it i mean how could you not you know it's one of those things but i i
also there's like the fucking hardcore side of me that's like if you're in that bad of a spot
you know we got to start making other decisions and you shouldn't be waiting outside in line for
four or five six hours for 50 bucks we should be working for four or five hours for that same 50 bucks.
Yeah. And that's the part where my brain, of course, I like the gesture because I think it's
a great gesture, but if you're making $15 an hour, which is a pretty standard going rate in today's
world, and you can, there's 6 million jobs open for that competitive rate. Uh, that's a math
equation. You can wait in line for five hours or you can go fucking make fucking 100 bucks like which one should you do maybe he should adjust it to people that can prove they
were actually working yeah and so i i mean to to you know and of course i would never say i like
that i wouldn't throw i wouldn't throw shade on that guy because you know that's fucking that's a
that's a i think it's awesome a great thing to do but in my brain it's like that's a thinking
problem yeah you're like dude I'm gonna go out there
and wait for four hours
so I get this free.
And it's like,
or you can go work
and then go home
and go to bed
and you can go get your gas
and every other asshole
is out of the way.
Yeah.
You know,
so I just,
there's that,
that's the dichotomy
inside my brain
that thinks,
I know it's not like,
oh,
that's kind of
fucking Debbie Downer approach.
No, it's not.
No, it's reality.
That's right.
Yeah.
It's fucking reality, dude. Like I, listen, I have, approach no it's not no it's reality that's right yeah it's fucking reality
dude like i i listen to i have i think it's called you know this is this is what i call ethical
capitalism right this is this is how problems should be solved in society where there's a real
problem in this case the real problem is created by people who didn't earn that fucking money um it's created by people who
are making bad policy decisions washington dc that are doing so in their own interests which
in turn is actually costing american citizens including this man money that this fucking guy
probably worked really fucking hard for so i i dude i mean guy's got a golden heart i'll give
it two thumbs up for that reason for sure you know for sure but I think as Americans we go to the scratch off versus going to the going to the
shovel yeah for sure bro for sure I I hear that all right well that's the show that's all I got
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He puts out some of the best content across the internet.
Good thought provoking.
His books are amazing as well.
Where can they find your books at?
Amazon, Barnes and Noble.
Okay.
Title speech therapy or fucking history. All right. There all right bro thanks for coming down thank you man all right
see you guys later we're from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze fuck a bowl fuck a
stove counted millions in the cold bad bitch booted swole got her own bankroll can't fold
just a no headshot case closed