REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 267. Andy, Vaughn & DJ CTI: Jen Psaki White House Exit, Zelenskyy Demotes 2 Generals & "Made In The Image Of God"

Episode Date: April 2, 2022

In today's episode, Andy & DJ are joined in the studio by the Pastor of disaster and co-host of The MFCEO Project, Vaughn Kohler. They discuss Jen Psaki planning to leave the White House this spring f...or MSNBC, Zelensky demoting 2 Ukrainian generals calling them traitors, and President Biden's comments about the transgender community.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What is up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have andy and dj and vaughn cruise the motherfucking internet that's right now our graphic here doesn't say vaughn yeah we might have to switch it we'll put a little asterisk on there or something we'll do something we got the pastor of disaster in the house for a little cti action i felt i felt a divine calling to come here today i just wanted to let you know because i felt i've been i've been more of a man of prayer in the house for a little CTI action. I felt a divine calling to come here today. I just wanted to let you know because I've been more of a man of prayer in the last year just because the world needs it. But I really felt like the Holy Spirit was telling me, Andy's lost a little fire.
Starting point is 00:00:56 Yeah. Oh, okay. And you need to come back and you need to be that divine spark that just kind of ignites the flame that leads to the whole inferno. There is people that prefer the MFCEO fire over the real AF fire. spark that just kind of ignites ignites the flame that leads to the whole inferno there's there is people that prefer the mfceo fire over the real af fire it's it's it's like a 50 50 split yeah like i ask people every once in a while i'm like hey what do you like you like mfceo or do you like real af and dude it's always like right down the middle like it's half and half yeah yeah that's
Starting point is 00:01:23 why we try to do they. They like the diversity of. Yeah. They liked it. I'm no longer a white, a show of white supremacy. Right. Just me and Vaughn. Right. Right.
Starting point is 00:01:31 And now it's black white supremacy with you. Exactly. Right. Because like in my case, it's really white. Yes. It's clear. Clear supremacy. It's clear.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Yeah. Clear supremacy with Vaughn. That's right. You know, I don't know if you're still doing this on the video, but I'm sure there are people who have become real F, real AF fans. And they have no idea. Like, who is this guy that looks like professor X,
Starting point is 00:01:51 you know, this guy, dude, it's weird. Who is this? There is a whole lot of people that aren't even familiar with MFCO. No, they're like,
Starting point is 00:01:59 Oh, I know. It's like, and I'm not a business guy anymore. I'm a podcast. They're like, I'm like, I fucking love this guy. All this conspiracy theory. Oh wait, he runs businesses too. I'm not, I'm not a business guy anymore I'm a podcaster I fucking love this guy
Starting point is 00:02:05 he runs businesses too I'm not an entrepreneur that owns a whole bunch of fucking big ass companies I'm a fucking podcaster but that's cool that means the message is getting out there alright we got CTI you know how it works DJ's gonna
Starting point is 00:02:21 have three topics they're probably gonna be fucking crazy and we're to make fun of them. And if you're here to learn on how to get better at life, today is probably not that fucking day. That's tomorrow's episode, guys. That's Q and AF. So you're on the wrong channel, motherfucker. Today we're going to make fun of all your dumb shit. Yeah, basically.
Starting point is 00:02:43 So let's get started with that because I'm in the mood let's get it man all right uh and guys remember as always if you're interested in seeing any of these articles links pictures videos go to andy forsella.com you can find them all there for those of you guys that don't know i will jump in uh vaughn is has been my co-host for the mfco project which was the number one entrepreneur podcast of all time uh ever so for those of you just now being wondering like hey who's vaughn yeah uh we're kind of reuniting the family today um it does feel like a family reunion yeah that's it you guys bringing the potato salad no raisins extra raisins bro oh shit
Starting point is 00:03:25 it is good to be back though we're in the mayonnaise yeah no shit yeah it is good to be back yeah you know what are you doing here
Starting point is 00:03:31 I miss the life of driving around St. Louis and having different people go are you Von the Impaler yeah you know trying not to get robbed and shot at
Starting point is 00:03:40 yeah exactly St. Louis man I love it so I would much rather be in exactly. I love it. I'd much rather be in Kansas, bro. I heard it's beautiful. It is beautiful. It's the number one state for gun freedom. Ranked by the
Starting point is 00:03:54 Heritage Foundation as the number one state for gun freedom, yes. No. Do you have guns now? Literally, I just read. Do you have guns now? As of yesterday, I was at Patriot Guns with your friend and mine, Miguel. Yeah, but did you buy a gun yet for you? I'm going to.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Did you pick one up? I was in the process yesterday. Did you hold one? So there's three we were looking at. You were with Miguel yesterday? Huh? You were with Miguel yesterday? Yeah, he met me at Patriot Guns and we were looking at guns.
Starting point is 00:04:16 And he loves guns. Because my wife has been really, really wanting a gun. Really? Like more than I do. Well, you all know that gun ownership is like skyrocketing among women, which is the number one demographic. That's a great thing. And black people, legal gun ownership.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Is that right? Yeah, that is true. Yeah, so we looked at a couple of them, but one of them we looked at had 30 rounds in one cartridge. And so I was like, ooh, I like that one. In one what? What did you call it? Did I say it wrong?
Starting point is 00:04:41 See, I said cartridge. I don't know. I'm more of a sword guy. This is a 30-round fully automatic ghost gun. Fully semi-automatic. That's all right. AR stands for assault rifle. But yeah, I'm going to very quickly become a legal gun owner.
Starting point is 00:04:58 That's awesome, dude. So, yeah. Welcome to reality. Yeah, it's good to be. I'm sorry. I thought this was America. That's awesome, man. So anyway, that's who the fuck Vaughn is.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Yeah. All right. Help build the number one podcast in entrepreneur and business of all time. All right. I mean, it was mostly me. Yeah. Let's be real. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:19 It was like pinky in the brain. It was actually mostly Vaughn, and I just talk shit. Yeah. But anyhow. Love it, here we go. What do we got? Let's get it. But first, guys. Andy.
Starting point is 00:05:35 We got breaking news. Breaking news. We got breaking news, guys. Breaking news. This just came down. Headline reads, FBI secret watch list leaked. List of suspected terrorists revealed. revealed bro are we on it well let's dive into it now i don't think we're on it so the fbi secret terrorist watch list was this domestic terrorist yes domestic we're not on it i mean let's do the
Starting point is 00:05:58 it's like 1.9 million people oh we gotta be on I mean, including the agency's classified no-fly records, okay? So the FBI watch list involves millions of people. Terrence Gibbard, a security discovery researcher, discovered numerous JSON records in an exposed elastic search cluster, according to Security Watch. Here's a couple of names. I mean, these guys are pretty fucking— Oh, man, we ain't on that list.
Starting point is 00:06:22 This is like real criminals. Yeah, this is like real fucking people, bro. It's like real fucking people, you know what I'm saying? These dudes look— Oh, man. We ain't on that list. This is like real criminals. Yeah, this is like real fucking people, bro. It's like real fucking people. You know what I'm saying? These dudes look- Oh, there we go. We are on it. Oh, dude.
Starting point is 00:06:33 You made this up, though. You got the black face of white supremacy on there. You fucking did this. You fuckers. Most conspiracy theories. Oh, my God. we made the list we are finally on one it's the greatest day of my life i gotta write we gotta write an fbi agent fucking hair written note now those guys love me thanks bro the guy on the top the top left uh looks like a boy band that guy that kind of looks like you no i'm talking about the bezod
Starting point is 00:07:07 muhammad i can't even say his name but he looks like that's racist yeah that's racist he looks like the lead singer of new kids on the block i don't know what's worse the racism or new kids on the block oh yeah bro we finally made a list man oh fuck dude this is the greatest day ever yeah how do we celebrate we gotta celebrate i was i don't know we go to the airport like what we do i'm not familiar it's my first time i don't know what to do in this situation oh shit man all right congrats bro yeah congratulations man it's been a long time it took two fucking years guys what the fuck who what the fuck is that real no i was gonna say dude it's april fools man oh all right good you guys got me april fools bro funny all right so let's
Starting point is 00:07:58 get into these that was our breaking news for you guys uh i hope you didn't i look like a motherfucking real criminal bro i mean dude you, dude, you're playing that kind of well. If they put $25 million under there, people would be like, this motherfucker did some shit. Like, holy shit, bro. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Look at that, dude. I look like I robbed a fucking ice cream shop or some shit. Yeah. I don't know what you're doing there. No, that was a CrossFit workout.
Starting point is 00:08:18 I was actually dying. That's what Alex sees at night, huh? Fuck yeah. It's a little darker. We keep most of the lights off, dude. Fuck yeah. You get her to snap a pic. That is funny.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Oh, shit, man. All right, all right, all right. Here we go. Out of all those eight dudes, who looks the scariest? Me for sure, dude. I mean, you look, I mean, I don't know. This guy right here. That guy looks, that guy looks fake scary.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Caesar. Nah, bro. Herbarito, Lopez, Larros. He's really trying to be scary, though. See, like, my face is fake scary. Caesar. Nah, bro. Herbarito, Lopez, Larros. He's really trying to be scary, though. See, like, my face is just scary. Like, it's just. Yeah, that's true. That's my fucking face.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Well, I mean, let's be honest. Who really scares us on this whole fucking thing? Yeah, the black guy. Let's be real. Yeah, for sure. Okay. Who's really going to take it? Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:09:04 I'm sorry. That guy looks like the nicest guy at all yeah he doesn't belong on that list not at all he's like how'd i get here fucking systemic racism they said freeze credit score reports all right half of those guys look like gangsters now they're half look like it guys that guy with the hair that guy's's, I think I saw him working on computers today. That was you in high school?
Starting point is 00:09:32 You cut it off, bro? Oh, man. Headline number one. Let's dive into this. Headline number one. Headline reads, scoop. Jen Psaki planning to leave White House this spring for MSNBC gig. Shocking.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Very, very fucking shocking. So White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki in exclusive talks with MSNBC to join the network after she leaves the White House around May, according to a source close to the matter. This is why it matters. It's been speculated for weeks that Psaki would leave the White House for a TV gig. White House communications staffers often negotiate TV jobs once they leave an administration. So the details are Psaki has been in close consultation with the White House counsel's office about her departure. According to two sources familiar with the plans, she's been treading carefully on the ethics and legal aspects of her plan. I'm sure.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Very, very sure. i'm sure she's very ethical yeah so so so far no contracts have officially been signed government ethic rule ethics rule have stipulations about how public public employees can pursue private sector jobs opportunities while they're in office she also told some senior officials at the white house her departure and her plans to join mbc uh msnbc uh this spring um we've been seeing this people are jumping fucking shit so you gotta you gotta jump one one singing ship or another one like that's not a fucking move up bro like like nobody nobody's watching when you jump when you jump the sinking ship you're supposed to jump onto
Starting point is 00:11:01 one and a sinking we're supposed to go to dry land motherfucker like dude get off the water period talk about the fucking clear supremacy holy shit dude vaughn she's whiter than you bro she is you are you look like you look dominican that's pretty bad i'm just yeah you're right she doesn't have much pigment in her skin but dude talk about the most hateful fucking face out there it's dude you know what if she was the sweetest person in the world people wouldn't think that of her it ain face out there it's dude you know what if she was the sweetest person in the world people wouldn't think that of her it ain't her face it's her fucking personality yeah that's real she's rude as fuck she's smart ass she's spiteful she's arrogant she's um an elitist you know like i'm so like dude when she told everybody oh you're struggling now uh
Starting point is 00:11:42 just go ahead and take a break get a margarita this weekend motherfucker we can't afford margaritas right the fuck dude it's fucked up it is interesting though because like like we said when we talked about this i could afford some margaritas but i'm just saying i'm just being real i'll buy some for y'all but like watermelon jesus christ great watermelon margaritas bro that's a real story that's a real side have i told that story on the podcast have you we're fucking did i we're dj fucking no i don't think we told it on there yeah that's a good one the bar you told it with uh sal and epsom all right anyway we're gonna tell our funny stories we tell them all the fucking time if you want to but today will pass anyway dude
Starting point is 00:12:27 i don't have anything else to say i don't i'm not a fan of this woman yeah me either um i think she was intentionally placed to piss everybody the fuck off i think so too i mean i don't see how you could actually talk and and speak and deliver the way she does and think that it's going to go over in any way whatsoever right yeah it's pretty bad when even other members of uh the liberal establishment media don't like her dude that's what that says a lot yeah yeah i love like dude i don't know anything about peter ducey but i just love the peter ducey jen sake back and forth like you know eventually they're probably gonna have sex they may have already had it that's why there's so much tension there
Starting point is 00:13:08 dude no shit they probably already did and they hate each other that's what the whole thing's about I don't know she made me do some stuff she made me do some stuff is that what you just said? no man I think is that that pegging thing you were talking about?
Starting point is 00:13:24 you liked? no alright yeah no man i think that's pegging thing you're talking about yeah like no all right no but dude it's funny because there's a lot of these fucking a lot of people are jumping ship right now bro a lot well that's what happens when things suck that's the that's the and rats are not loyal they fucking jump shit when the ship's sinking bro yeah so yeah uh i'll be happy to not i think you could literally like that woman they have doing it now is like communications directly like she's cool yeah i'm not saying she's cool i don't like the shit she says but it's way easier to hear from her than it is from this woman yeah 100 dude, your job as the president of the United States is to unite people. United States.
Starting point is 00:14:08 It seems to me, and people can have their own opinion, but like I just personally knowing what I know about organizations and marketing and just culture and everything. I don't see how you could put someone out there like that and not have it be a purposeful thing. Like we're going to put out the most irritating person that we can. No, I'm serious to divide as much people as we can. And that's my opinion. I mean, this woman has been seen with a hammer and sickle hat on.
Starting point is 00:14:37 It's a famous photo. We've all seen it. Right. Even if that wasn't the intentions, it's definitely the fucking effect. Well, and I don't think it's a, I don't think it's a,
Starting point is 00:14:44 I don't think it's a coincidence that all this shit is finally coming out about how they're compromised through Hunter Biden's finances. Yeah. And now all of a sudden she's jumping. Right. She don't want to be implicated in all that shit. No, because she- And by the way, she is.
Starting point is 00:14:56 She is, because she spent the last two years denying it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So, I mean, it's people like this, and this is why the message always comes back to fucking accountability. I don't care if she fucking goes to a fucking resort in Mexico and works as a fucking housekeeper. Bring her back. Accountability.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Listen, dude. You know what I'm saying? I don't think these people realize what their life is going to be like from here on out. Like, they're not going to, like, normal people are not with this shit that they're trying to push. from here on out. Like they're not going to, like normal people are not with this shit that they're trying to push. It's very obvious. It's the polls they're promoting. They're pushing out.
Starting point is 00:15:32 The polls they're pushing out are that the administration is in a 30% approval. Like you would have to intentionally do that. You have to intentionally do that. Yeah. Like you can't, like I could get up there and literally say my exact feelings. And dude,
Starting point is 00:15:49 I have some pretty extreme thoughts. Like I believe in very, very harsh crime punishment. I'm a victim of violent crime. Right. Like I don't fuck with that shit. Okay. Um,
Starting point is 00:15:58 motherfucker, I'd be putting motherfuckers in jail for littering and people think I'm joking. I'm not joking. And you know, I still think I'd have a much higher approval than this person like i think i could get up there and say everything i truly fucking believe and it would i'd have i think i'd have a higher approval percentage even though it's not what most people believe and i know that you know what i mean yeah so i don't know man like i don't know she's not a likable person no
Starting point is 00:16:27 well see you yeah i mean dude uh c cnn uh just to give you an idea cnn plus launched your subscription service their streaming service uh on the 29th of march on the 30th they were already laying people off because it didn't sell. Nobody bought it. No, for real. They created this whole streaming network. Did you see this story?
Starting point is 00:16:52 Any of you guys? Yeah. $2.99 a month. Yeah, $2.99 a month, and nobody would fucking pay it. So they had to fire all the fucking people. Jeez. Yeah, and one day, they figured out, like, holy shit, this is going to sink.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Think how bad that is. MSNBC ain't fucking any better no no these people are fucked dude listen we're gonna have a cultural revolution you're gonna fucking time stamp this shit and look back on it in five years it's gonna be fucking gold um we're gonna have a cultural revolution all these all these traditional medias are gonna go away the new media is gonna rise up that's that's a that's not a that's not a um that that is not an upward mobility move for her it's it's a fuck she's going to sink with that shit so it is whatever whatever how do you walk down the street after what she's done for the last how many you have no conscience well i'm just saying like people aren't going to fucking tolerate like people are going to i'm surprised
Starting point is 00:17:43 people aren't throwing fucking fruit at her in the street you know so but it'll get there you know when it comes out that all these people are legitimately supporting like what they're supporting which is fucking kids get i'm sure this is on the list for things to talk about today the fucking our administration advocating for um eight-year-old kids to have sex changes when you advocate for that your life is over and she's gonna find that out you know what i think i think for like if if i were president i would make these press press briefings open to the public you know how would you do that easily i mean like there's security measures you could take metal detectors all that simple shit but like the fact that they do these closed meetings they they do it's all
Starting point is 00:18:28 scripted it's all scripted it's their people you know i'm saying like i would open that shit up let the public come and i i'm for the people right and if at the end of the day you have a problem with something and i'm saying you're saying like have like because there's only like 20 people there's 20 people in there and they all have five spaces for the average people to come in for the public yep i'd be down with that you know i'm saying like like i want to hear the people's fucking like i would be down with that dude these people don't realize how out of touch they are with the regular yeah they don't get it you know i'm saying like like i would be down for that i don't ask gridens all the time i'm like bro because he's the guy that has that i know the
Starting point is 00:19:01 best that has the most experience in politics and i ask him like bro are these people evil or are they just fucking stupid and he's like bro they are that stupid yeah he's like and they're evil right like but like they are that stupid yeah and see i don't think they're just out of touch bro they're completely out of touch these motherfuckers are 80 years old and plus you know i'm saying yeah they're out of touch yeah that's that's another thing i would do if i got into office is i would put a fucking upper age limit yeah of 65 years old and plus you know i'm saying yeah they're out of touch yeah that's that's another thing i would do if i got into office is i would put a fucking upper age limit yeah 65 years old whatever the national retirement age is you know that's it yeah if you did that and you put jim frisella as one of the five and then recorded it that would be a blockbuster reality show
Starting point is 00:19:38 oh yeah one of the first briefings go from fucking you know 20 minutes about two hours yeah i love you pops well because every question would have to start with a real long story The press briefing will go from fucking, you know, 20 minutes to about two hours. Yeah, it would. Yeah, it would. Love you, pops. Well, because every question would have to start with a real long story. Yeah. Yeah. But that's all right. The stories are good.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Yeah, they are good. They're probably the highest rated press conference. All right. Well, fuck her. Let's move on. Let's move on. Headline number. Don't fuck her because it would be gross.
Starting point is 00:20:01 But let's move on anyway. Headline number two. Headline reads, Zelensky demotes two Ukrainian generals, calls them traitors. Ukraine's leaders said Russian troops regrouping in Kyrgyzstan, Maripol, and near Kharkov. Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky said during an overnight speech Friday, this just came out a couple of hours ago, that he has demoted two of his own generals, describing them as traitors.
Starting point is 00:20:27 The leadership shuffle in the upper echelon of Ukraine's government comes as it wars, comes as its war with Russia stretches Friday into its 37th consecutive day. Quote, today, another decision was made regarding anti-heroes. Now, I do not have time to deal with all the traitors but gradually they will all be punished really no what'll happen here bro is you're gonna
Starting point is 00:20:50 get you're you're gonna die they're trying to tell you to fucking just stop he's gonna die i think that's what happened listen they're setting this guy up to be a martyr it's this is why they've made him into a celebrity yeah so um his generals don't like using ukrainian people as fucking uh shields yeah and they don't they probably don't like parking their military vehicles inside hospitals or using ambulances or transporting their troops with ambulances and then when russia fucking blows them up right and then they say oh they blew up some innocent people in an ambulance right that's what's happening yeah so it's whatever dude like this guy's gonna get his fucking this guy oh there's more oh you're good you're good i mean this guy's this this guy is
Starting point is 00:21:30 going to get killed there's no there it's just gonna happen yeah so yeah he's also painting a picture because there was also just an attack uh one of the first attacks inside of russia by operatives from ukraine um and they hit a couple of, uh, oil fields. Um, but, but during the speech,
Starting point is 00:21:49 Linsky, uh, he added, he told Ukrainians that quote, there will be battles ahead and quote, we still have a very difficult path to cover to get, uh, everything we strive for.
Starting point is 00:21:58 The invaders are allocating their sick creativity to the temporary occupied areas of the Kyrgyzstan region. He added also in Donbass and Maripol and in Kharkov direction, Russian troops are accumulating the potential for strikes, powerful strikes. Um, I don't think this is over. And that's the weird thing too,
Starting point is 00:22:15 because everybody's keep trying to paint. This is, is, Oh, it's dwindling down. It's like a fucking green screen. It does. No,
Starting point is 00:22:21 it does. It absolutely does. That looks like a fucking green screen he's referring to the picture in the article guys you got to see it it's on any green screen to you yeah yeah fuck maybe he's not gonna get killed maybe he ain't even there maybe he's in fucking dc maybe he's in israel right yeah as i know all i know is that what this guy's doing and what people don't get told and i've seen videos of it i mean they're parking fucking tanks inside shopping centers and shit uh armored vehicles jeeps uh all their shit inside hospital
Starting point is 00:23:03 parking garages and this and that and then when russia blows them the fuck up they're trying to say oh russia killed all the blew up a hospital and kill all these people and this and that yeah i mean that's the transporting troops and ambulances shit is really and people people probably say well where's your source or how do you know this well fuck dude all you have to do is really just kind of go on the internet and look and you can see the fucking videos of it. Right. They're not fake. It's real shit.
Starting point is 00:23:30 These are like videos being posted by Ukrainian citizens who are saying, don't believe the news, so you should believe the news. Right. You got Ukrainian people in the streets saying, don't believe your fucking news, and you guys still believe it. No, no no bro that's russian disinformation yeah that looks like a green screen it really does no it really really really does that's definitely a green screen i mean i've done enough fucking green
Starting point is 00:23:55 screen shit to know like that's a green screen that's fucking weird yeah i mean look at the wash on his face on the left side there's like no shadows i mean they could do two lights and have it really uh filled in but um there's no shadow on the street there's no light kind of washing on that stone if they had if they had those two big lights you'd see the light on the fucking ground and you don't see it on the ground 100 yeah huh make sure you post that picture on our site yep it'll be there moving on to our third and final headline guys headline number three headline by the way hold on i want to add i'm really getting tired of seeing this motherfucker
Starting point is 00:24:34 uh try to guilt everybody and get on everybody's fucking screens and say hey you need to help us or go to war and this and that hey fuck you fuck you. Okay? We're tired of sending our fucking people to die for shit that doesn't have nothing to do with us. Not to mention, we've already sent him billions of fucking dollars. Yeah, fuck you, dude. You're trying to get us into World War III with fucking Russia and China. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:24:57 I said, dude, that's the weird thing. Any of you motherfuckers sympathizing with this fucking guy, I told you the first day it fucking happened. You go back and play the fucking podcast. What podcast was that? By the way, while I'm talking. You go back and listen to it. I told you the first day it fucking happened you go back and play the fucking pocket what podcast was that by the way while i'm talking you go back and listen to it i told you what the fuck this was the first fucking day whatever dude the thing i don't get and we've talked about this but like how it seems like the narrative keeps switching is ukraine fucking losing or are they getting their fucking ass kicked that's a good point you know what i'm saying like which one is it i the brave
Starting point is 00:25:29 ukrainians are kicking the kicking the shit out of russia oh send troops because the ukrainians are getting their asses beat by russia what is it's not both bro it can't be both which fucking bunch of lies what it is which one dude people are now starting to connect the fight the dots that we've been laying out for years to them that not everything is what it seems the biden laptop information has come out all the shit links to ukraine and these fucking crooked ass politicians who are highly compromised are trying to drag our country into a world war three to cover up for a fucking piece of shit like Hunter Biden. Think about that. Yeah. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Which is really for themselves. This is all coming to a head, bro. It's going to be interesting to see what happens. Bro, I say it all the time. You know, that Charles Schwab shit, you know, the great reset. No, we need a new reset. We do need one. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Just not the one. Yeah, we're going to have a reset. And they're going to be on the losing end of it. That's what's going to happen. Yep. All right, yeah. Just not the one. Yeah, we're going to have a reset. And they're going to be on the losing end of it. That's what's going to happen. Yep. All right, guys. Headline number three. My third and final headline for you guys.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Like, dude, have you seen the fucking propaganda that they put out? Like, the fucking propaganda tweets they put out about Zelensky? Like, oh, every woman in America has a crush on Vladimir Zelensky, whether you like it or not. Yeah. Yeah, get the fuck out all you fucking... This guy? All you fucking cuck motherfuckers, dude.
Starting point is 00:26:48 That's the truth. Like, it's fucking gross, dude. I can tell you this. You mean the guy that danced in fucking high heels and leather? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:56 There ain't no... None of the women I know are having fantasies about, dude. Tell you that. No, bro, they are. They just don't know it yet. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm just in denial
Starting point is 00:27:03 of fucking... tell you that no bro they are they just don't know it yet oh yeah i'm just in denial of fucking all right headline number three headline reads biden says trans people made an image of god parents must affirm identity what do you think vaughn well he's right that they are made in the image of God and all people have dignity. Yeah, then why do you want to fuck with that? Yeah, right, exactly.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Hold on, let DJ finish. So President Biden released a video message to mark International Transgender Day of Visibility, which I thought was every day, just yesterday, Thursday, today's Friday when we're recording saying that transgendered people are quote made in the image of God and that their
Starting point is 00:27:50 parents should affirm their gender identity Biden who was a senator who as a senator backed an array of anti-LGBT legislation slammed what he called quote hateful bills in several states that restrict transgender participation in girls sports and limit discussion of sexuality and gender identity.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Here's the video for you guys of the full speech. To everyone celebrating Transgender Day of Visibility, I want you to know that your president sees you. Jill, Kamala, Doug, our entire administration sees you for who you are, made in the image of God and deserving of dignity, respect and support. But we know it's hard when there are those out there who don't see you and don't respect you. For example, the onslaught of anti-transgender state laws attacking you and your families is simply wrong. This administration is standing up for you against all these hateful
Starting point is 00:28:42 bills and we're committed to advancing transgender equality in the classroom, on the playing field, at work, in our military, in our housing and health care systems, everywhere. Simply everywhere. Today, we're announcing even more steps. But there's always more work to do. To end the epidemic of violence against transgender women of color and girls of color to ensure transgender stop the video why the fuck are we are we tying why are we tying trans in with color they have to bro okay hold on let me so basically everybody except white people basically so so so everybody lg LGBTQ minorities, everybody except white people.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Yeah. W's not in the alphabet. Straight white people. So, so it's everybody else. I thought this was trans. Oh, but it's race now too. So everybody else except fucking straight white people. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:39 Got it. Keep going. Kind of weird. I mean, it feels, feels like, uh, you know, I don't know, racism. To finally pass a bipartisan Equality Act to help transgender persons around the world live free from discrimination and violence. Above all, to be there with you.
Starting point is 00:30:00 To parents of transgender children, affirming your child's identity is one of the most powerful things you can do to keep them safe and healthy. To any transgender American who's struggling, please know you're not alone. To parents and children alike, please ask for help and know this. You're so brave. You belong. And we have your back.
Starting point is 00:30:23 God bless you all. Be brave. So that is the president of the united states of america ladies and gentlemen yeah yeah denying the basic the basic the most basic scientific fucking facts on the fucking planet male and female i so i think it's smoke and mirrors because while I do think that there is violence, obviously there are crappy people who do horrible things to a variety of different people that they don't like. The overwhelming number of people that you and I will meet will encounter someone like that. We've got a transgender, I'm not sure how they identified that. Well, how would you know? Because it changes every day.
Starting point is 00:31:07 That's true. But my point is, is that this person attests that everybody's kind, everybody's nice. That's not the issue. This is not an issue of treating people with kindness. And he's making it sound like- That's because this has been hijacked. Right. It's been hijacked. What this is, is not an issue of common decency because most Americans treat anybody they meet who's different, they treat them with kindness. That smoke and mirrors what he's addressing is not the issue. The issue is the agenda that's being forwarded in our school systems and among young people that is basically creating all sorts of confusion.
Starting point is 00:31:43 I have a good friend whose his daughter wants to transition. It's the most brutal thing I've ever personally experienced anything anyone ever experiencing. And he talks about how it's really insidious, especially goes after girls in a society where it used to be that supposedly the number of transgenderism in America was like 0.04 or four. It's skyrocketing because frankly, it's being trumpeted as almost this cool trend. And so what happens is on the educational level, kids are filled with a lot of things that confuse them. And then you have some kid who's an outlier or maybe is not very accepted. And all of a sudden he realizes, oh, if I transition, everybody's going to like me.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Everybody's going to think that I'm this big hero and celebrate me. And that's what's happening. There's a great book out by, I forget the name of it, but it's called, I believe the name of it is Irreversible. And the author does an amazing job of showing how there is an intentional agenda that is confusing kids. And the problem with Mr. Biden, the problem with his statement is he's making it about love. You mean Mix Biden. What's that? Yeah, right. But he's making- Did you assume his identity? Exactly. But he's making it as if the issue is an act of love.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Are there crappy people in the world, of course, who are going to cheat? Yes, but it's not. He's making it sound like the offense is with the average American citizen. No, the offense is with the liberal establishment that is foisting an agenda on our children. And by the way, I got four girls under the age of eight and I've got a boy on the way. Anybody who's a parent is outside their minds if they think that kids are able to make
Starting point is 00:33:31 this kind of life-changing decision before the age of 18, let alone before the age of 21. They shouldn't have children. No. They should not be allowed to have children. They should have their children taken away, bro.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Bogus. That kids are at the age that they can make that kind of life-changing decision. Oh, and by the way, look into the statistics and you'll find that a huge percentage of the people who go through this gender transition surgery- It's 33%. Try to reverse it. Try to reverse it, or if they don't reverse it, they admit that they're no happier.
Starting point is 00:34:03 No, no, no. They have a 50, it's 50 times that they're no happier. No, no, no. It's 50 times more likely to commit suicide. Yeah. It's crazy. And yet, you and I are being held up as the bad guys that are somehow mean. I'm not mean. I don't hate these people.
Starting point is 00:34:19 I'm sad. Breaks my heart. Okay. I get that. But to understand why they're doing it. Does anybody here understand why they're doing this? I know why they're doing it. Why? Pushing this play of like, oh, it's violence.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Because that's what they want to happen. They want the blowback. They want people like me, when I see a man walk out of a fucking woman's restroom in Target, and I beat the shit out of him, they want that. They want that. Because if they can get the blowback, again, it's distractions. Everything else,
Starting point is 00:34:47 nothing else fucking matters. Well, that, and it's just another way to divide people. So do you really want to know why they're doing it? Anybody really know why? Okay. Procreation.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Oh, yeah. Okay. This, the Psaki thing, the reason she's leaving is because the Biden administration is highly compromised. It's becoming, it's coming out in the public right now. He's highly compromised by the globalist agenda. The globalist agenda is depopulation.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Why do we push? Why do we push homosexuality? Why do we push transgender? Why do we push? It's not being accepted anymore. It's now pushed. Right. Why is it pushed it's pushed
Starting point is 00:35:26 so there'll be less people on the fucking planet that's a fucking fact okay it's also pushed to remove the identity of the individual so that people will fall in line with a one world government and a one world religion and a one world standard of living that isn't that is basically all of us are the same we're not man or female we have no real identity and if we have no real identity they can't control us right we're humans that's what this is about this man talks about uh elderly trans people there are no fucking elderly trans people it's less than one percent it's point.0 to Vaughn's point. It's 0.02%. Then what happens is as you start to go through the generations, okay, you go from the traditionalist people born before 1945
Starting point is 00:36:15 to the boomers, people born in 1945 and beyond. It goes up with each generation. Right. All right. To where it goes all the way from 0% to right now for Z, it's up to 18%. Okay. Now the problem with that and what, what people will say, well, that's just because, you know,
Starting point is 00:36:36 it's, it's more accepted now and it's out in the open. No, that's not what's happening. It's being taught and conditioned. And it's a fucking cultural play that if you can't see by now, I don't know what to tell you. You know how many friends tell me they're like, bro,
Starting point is 00:36:51 this shit is just forced down our fucking throat everywhere we fucking go. Yeah. You know why that is? So they could create little far left liberal fucking soldiers to come up from behind and root for their fucking shit because they what they do is they run on social right that what i'm saying is they run on social issues oh we care about you be brave blah blah blah blah blah i see and they get all these people to vote for them and then they go in office and they steal steal steal steal steal and fuck everybody
Starting point is 00:37:22 and that's what's going on and they want more of those people who will vote for them and they're willing to ruin your fucking children's lives to create a lifetime of regret create a lifetime of confusion create a lifetime of depression create a life that is statistically proven to be more to more likely end up in suicide to get their way. That's evil shit. Yeah. Okay. This has nothing to do with acceptance. Okay. It has nothing to do with equality.
Starting point is 00:37:50 I think most people, even most conservative people these days have no problems with alternative lifestyle. The conservative, the conservative Americans have moved to the center. Right. Okay. They've moved the entire scope of the political spectrum they've
Starting point is 00:38:07 shifted it left okay and that's their gut that's their plan that's what they want to do so they want now people who would normally say that's fuck that's not right like two dudes that's not right right now they want them to say okay that it's okay just leave me alone and that's what happened for the last 20 fucking years and now it's not that anymore now it's if you don't fucking do this you're a bigot if you don't support this if you're a bigot if you don't champion
Starting point is 00:38:36 this cause you're the A in LBGTQ I found out stands for ally so so people who are for this shit are in this shit just because they agree with it right okay so now it's people of color it's people who believe it it's the actual gay community so what they've done is they've hijacked the actual gay community every day it's another letter at it okay because they don't because they it's the new racism bro it used to be uh you you know
Starting point is 00:39:06 racism was the worst thing now it's bigotry towards lgbtq and they've replaced that and now they've included every single human on the left in that in that group yep and it's against everybody else and like dude the gay people of the world, the regular normal, like people who are just happen to be gay, they're, they're hijacking your shit. And the, the pedophiles are hijacking your shit. And I'm going to tell you right now, this is the truth. The 80% of America that don't fucking like Joe Biden. They're not going to deal with that minor attractive people shit.
Starting point is 00:39:43 Nope. The pedophile shit. It's not going to be okay. The gay community should be speaking up against that. Yeah. They have to. Bro. They have to. I know they are to me. Yeah. Like, my DMs are filled after
Starting point is 00:39:55 the last couple shows with gay people who listen to the show, whether they're gay or lesbian, whatever. I'm saying gay people, okay? We're like, like bro thank you for saying that we that's what most most of us feel this way it's just hard for us to address so like now they're being shamed inside their own community to go along with it it's the same thing that happened in blm bro like when the big blm push was coming around any black people that didn't
Starting point is 00:40:23 go along oh yeah your uncle tom fucking your Uncle Tom. Your Uncle Tom. Your fucking tap dancing. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? It's like, you know, so if I were a gay person, right, and I'm saying, hey, that shit's not cool, what are they going to, like, what's going to be the next turn for them? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:40:35 Oh, you're not really gay. How many dicks did you take this week? You know what I mean? Like, what are we? First of all, who, how black are you? Like, it's the same shit. It's their whole identity around who wants to put their where you want to put your fucking dick right or your vagina or or whatever you change
Starting point is 00:40:50 it into okay like your whole identity is that is that right like dude that's not normal gay people i know that's not them no they they they're business people they're fucking they're creatives they're they're everything everybody else is they're normal motherfuck They're fucking, they're creatives. They're everything everybody else is. They're normal motherfuckers. They're cops. They're firefighters. They're fucking, they just happen to like to do something else with their fucking stuff. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:15 And cool. Right. Cool. I don't care. But when this shit, when you have the president of the united states talking about laws that are anti-trans and what the laws actually state is that it's not okay like the don't say gay bill but don't say gay which is they don't even say gay in the bill no it's an anti-grooming bill right it's an anti-grooming bill so that these crazy fucking left teachers can't take your kids and your kids and your fucking kids and teach them that this is the actual normal way.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Right. And dude, I posted that meme last night. I posted that meme last night on my story, dude. No normal, well-adjusted adult wants to talk to a kid about sex. That's what I'm saying. It goes both ways. Especially when it's not their kid. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:42:00 It goes both ways. But dude, this is the president of the United States wanting to talk to your fucking kids about cutting off their fucking penises right at eight years old well that's the thing because the argument from the left is oh we're not trying to groom your okay so then you don't have a problem dj they're 100 grooming the kids 100 bro and it's not just to be trans it's so they don't reproduce and so that they're political activists on their side. Yep. That's what it's about. It's about a cultural decline, intentional crash of our cultural moral society in America.
Starting point is 00:42:34 That's what it is. It happened already in history, dude. I talk about it all the time. The Weimar Republic. Go fucking read about it. Anyway, fuck this guy. Yeah, 100%. Bro, these these people are gonna lose on this issue like i'm telling you like i feel like i got a pretty good ground level fucking temperature
Starting point is 00:42:51 maybe people aren't being as known about it yet but they're fucking pissed off about this they are i agree yeah even the gay people are pissed off. They're like, bro, we're legitimate, well-adjusted, homosexual people who have jobs and careers and this and that. Contributes to society. And these fucking child groomers are trying to lump themselves in with us. Fuck them. And that's, dude, you guys got to stand up, dude, to that. You guys got to stand up.
Starting point is 00:43:21 We're not having that in the world, bro. We're not having fucking, we're not going to trans fucking eight-year-olds and fucking child prostitution and you being 40 years old. Identify. It's just the truth. No, bro, I told somebody on Facebook just that today, man. We had a conversation going back and forth on this fucking post, and this guy's trying to explain to me how it's, you know the lgbt all the alphabet should be protected and all of this you know i
Starting point is 00:43:49 said hey listen listen walk in the bathroom with my daughter i dare you yeah like it's literally that simple yeah it is that simple we saw the video of that woman up at the uh the swim meet the ncaa championship there was was a... Because Leah Thomas was fucking swimming with the girls. Dominating. Congratulations, bro. There's a dude in the pool. But dude, this motherfucker, there's a
Starting point is 00:44:17 fucking six foot two, fucking 300 pound man with fucking long hair trying to go in the women's bathroom. And the dress on. And this little, this little lady who I can, I fucking like, I believe she was a parent of a massive respect. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Said, uh, you're not going in the fucking girl's bathroom. Right. And he's like, well, I don't care if you don't like it. I have just as much.
Starting point is 00:44:38 Right. And she's like, the fuck you do. Yep. And like, bro, that's, what's got to happen.
Starting point is 00:44:42 If you people don't start standing up in public to these motherfuckers this is not about acceptance right everybody does deserve respect if you want to be trans and you want to walk around and and you want to have that surgery and do all those things i support the fuck out of you bro you should not be getting harassed you should be treated kindly you should have all the rights of every other citizen but the minute that you start talking about other people's fucking kids that you could teach them whatever you want and do whatever you want and minor attractive people you are you are playing with motherfucking nuclear bombs bro and they don't even fucking get it yet i believe this issue will be the issue that puts everybody over the edge that's my opinion no it will be the issue it is it already is it is the issue
Starting point is 00:45:26 well i have so many people in my dms that are that don't necessarily agree with how i think yeah um which mostly people don't because i'm crazy that's fine but the point is i have a lot of people who listen to the show that don't agree you guys don't think that but it's the truth yeah um and i have a lot of people who hit me up dms and tell me everything they disagree about and that's cool too i fucking that's your right i'm just expressing my my fucking thoughts right okay hopefully if you take anything away from the show you should take this if when you're authentic to yourself good things happen right okay i'm authentic to what my beliefs are and my beliefs are if you fuck with kids i don't care if i go to fucking jail
Starting point is 00:46:05 that's the thing i mean find me a cop that that that's right who's gonna arrest me for that that's what i'm saying and the good thing is bro we live in st louis so i'll be out in three days well as long as kim gardner's in fucking power you will she's gonna get kicked out and then you might have to actually go there but the point is the cops should refuse to arrest people like that's what i'm saying like and i think they will dude most cops are like fucking conservative people yeah let me paint the picture for you cop pulls up because bro i love target okay everybody knows this dj loves target really oh bro listen i love target really yeah i love target and uh you know what's your favorite thing about target the uh mahogany section uh it's like the
Starting point is 00:46:45 magnolia i'm sorry uh magnolia section it's like the home decor shit and jojo that's that shit you should go to fucking home goods with emily i fuck with home goods too like i do fuck with home goods home goods is a spot you guys like that shit i like emily comes home with all these little fucking gadgets and shit like dude you saw what i do with them what i do with them i put them under the fucking sink. He's got a basket full of balls. I got this fucking big basket on my table up in the office, and it's always in the fucking way of shit I'm trying to do. It came from HomeGoods, clearly.
Starting point is 00:47:16 It looks nice, though. No, it looks good underneath the sink up there where I never see it. No, you're right, though, about this being the issue that unites people because it's interesting how different people groups on you're doing mfceo see see what we do here is we go way off fuck off trap topic yeah and other people decide yeah so what you're trying to do is your old job i appreciate that anyway tell us about target yeah target man i'm saying like like the cop fucking pulls up because i just beat fucking michael's ass because he was thought he was fucking michelle cop pulls up mr johnson did you beat his ass i sure did you're talking about llama huh no just another mic
Starting point is 00:47:52 no but like seriously sir did you why did you beat his ass well because he went into the restroom with my daughter yeah is that fucking what are you gonna do listen dude they're playing with fucking fire bro this is a line that 80% of people hate this dude. This is... This is gonna... I don't know what the fuck these people think if they're truly that ignorant, but this is going to create
Starting point is 00:48:17 massive backlash. I appreciate it. Thank you. You're showing us who the fuck you are. Thank you. What were you saying, Mark? I appreciate it. I mean, thank you. Yeah. I mean, you're showing us who the fuck you are. Thank you. You know what I'm saying? So, yeah. Anyway, what were you saying, Mark?
Starting point is 00:48:30 No, I was just saying, I mean, this issue is creating very interesting allies because on the one hand, you have the religious people who say, no, God created human beings, either man or woman. There's no like spectrum. But then on the other hand, you have fairly radical feminists who have no religious commitment and they're going, wait a minute. Are you literally telling me that the, the woman of the year is Rachel Levine? Right.
Starting point is 00:48:49 And, and the person who won me, Ralph, uh, you know, whatever the NCAA swimming championship is a biological male. Like something's wrong with this. This is incredibly anti-
Starting point is 00:49:01 It's not even like a transition female. It's a, like the dude, the dude changes in their locker room with his dick out. Yeah. Bro, that's fucking wrong. Did you hear about the letter written to the NCAA by the, I think she's
Starting point is 00:49:14 from Russia, but she's one of the best swimmers at Virginia Tech, and she missed the qualifying finals by one, but I loved her. I loved her approach. It wasn't necessarily my approach, but her approach was, listen, Leah can do whatever Leah wants to do. I celebrate her, but it is
Starting point is 00:49:29 morally wrong for this person to compete as a biological male in women's sports. And so I liked it. I mean, she had a very nuanced attitude toward it, but I think more and more people are starting to come out for different reasons. They're starting to say this is not OK.
Starting point is 00:49:46 You know? All right. So that's enough about dicks. Got Joe Biden, Lee Thomas. Yeah. Let's talk about something else. All right. Our final segment of the show, ladies and gentlemen, a thumbs up section where I show
Starting point is 00:49:59 a headline and see if they're going to get two thumbs up or two thumbs in the butt. And with that being said, are we already through? Yeah, man. All three? Are you sure? Yeah, we had a breaking news at first. Yeah, it's everything. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:09 All right. Move it. Our thumbs up headline reads, I got my girlfriend's lips tattooed on my face and instantly regret it. Oh, man. Oh, fuck. Yeah. So a man reportedly got his girlfriend's lips tattooed on his face before getting a phone call
Starting point is 00:50:27 that made him instantly regret it a tic-tac video posted by official feel-good inc shows the man in a tattoo chair while in the process of getting his face inked the man sent a text to his girlfriend showing uh showing her the still in progress tattoo uh, baby, I got your lips on me forever. The message read moments after he sent the text message, the man phone rang. The man believed his girlfriend was calling to say, OMG, babe. He says in the video, here's the video for you guys. Watch, I'm telling you. Oh, my God, baby. Watch.
Starting point is 00:51:02 Yo, babe. Watch. Yeah, right. Watch. Oh my god, babe. Watch. Whatever, bro. Hello? Hold on, bro. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Bro. Wait, what? Are you serious? What the fuck do you mean?
Starting point is 00:51:30 Like, you got my lips tatted on you, and are you fucking stupid or what? That's just fucking permanent in all your fucking face. We've only been together for two weeks. So they've only been together for two weeks. That's what she said. That's some psycho shit, bro. Yeah. Yeah, I, you know, that's what happens when you don't treat fucking when
Starting point is 00:51:46 you don't bring up that guy's young he's probably what do you think he is 22 yeah maybe yeah okay this is what happens when you teach when you when you don't teach people the reality of life no i'm being serious i'm being serious yeah the guy that's probably his first fucking girlfriend he's probably all excited you know he thinks he's doing something super romantic i don't want without a dick yeah no no i'm just saying bro this goes back to what i what i was talking about a couple weeks ago is like we have these women who raise these men and don't tell them the truth about shit and tell them like all this hopeless romantic you know shit yeah that isn't real and this is the shit they do they do crazy shit i mean dude i feel
Starting point is 00:52:27 bad for this dude yeah yeah yeah i mean it's kind of proud he's like surprised he's like i don't give a fuck he's like what do you mean we've only been together two weeks yeah you heard it like it was probably hard to hear but he said he said oh she's gonna say omg babe yeah i'm so happy yeah no she didn't say that and uh you know. And now you look like a fucking idiot forever. Yeah. I will get that shit lasered off or grow a beard. First of all, dude, I'm going to be real. Like, I don't feel like people that are under the age of 30 should even be getting tattooed.
Starting point is 00:52:55 And I know that you're under 30 and have tattoos. I am heavily tattooed. I have almost 300 hours of tattooing. I didn't start until I was 34. All right. So you don't even know who the fuck. Vaughn, do you know who the fuck you are before you're 30 years old? No, not at all.
Starting point is 00:53:16 You don't. And all of you guys, do you, Joe? Did you? Okay. You think you do. So that's out of the six people in this room or seven people in this room there's three of us that are fucking above 30 now you are you how old are you 32 are you did you how much have you figured out in the last couple years i feel like there's a sudden switch
Starting point is 00:53:36 that happens inside your mind once you turn 30 i don't know what it is but you try to you start to figure out she's different 100 and right like Juan said, you feel like you have everything figured out, but you don't. Bro, remember those barbed wire tattoos everybody got? Remember that shit? No, for real. I thought that shit was cool when it was in. When it was in, I wanted to get a barbed wire tattoo. Think if my motherfucking ass had a barbed wire tattoo right now.
Starting point is 00:54:02 Yeah. Right? Yeah. Okay? So that should tell you. even i don't have the fucking shit figured out i would i would i'd be walking around with you guys making fun of my shit right yeah this guy's this disappoints me dude yeah because like this is not just like a funny situation where this one, like this is an epidemic that men do not understand how to be men and how to date women. And, you know, they think it's Netflix and chill and this and that and this. And we've talked about this on MFCO a bunch of times, bro, like these dudes, you guys have no fucking clue what you're doing. And like the women that you girls who are posting your tits and ass
Starting point is 00:54:43 and shit thinking that that's fucking right. Like, dude, you have no idea what the fuck you're doing. No idea. You guys are ruining your lives and you don't even fucking know it. It's going to be. It is what it is, man. It's fucked up. Like we got to have we got to start teaching these younger kids like how to actually deal with women and vice versa.
Starting point is 00:55:08 It's not just about getting some fucking pussy, bro. I'm sorry. Like, I know that's exciting to you when you're fucking 20 years old and 22 and you think, Oh man, I'm,
Starting point is 00:55:17 you know, doing some like, and guess what? It's still cool when you're 42, but you got to understand that that shit that you're trying to do can ruin your fucking life if you don't understand it. And like dating someone for two weeks and getting a fucking lips tattooed on your face is the epitome of, of, of, of, of what this man has probably been taught his whole life.
Starting point is 00:55:38 It's, it's, it's tragically needy to, to be that, to, I mean like to do that for two weeks, to be dating her for two weeks. Vaughn, that's that, that neediness is bred into men and women are not attracted to it. Right? Like, dude,
Starting point is 00:55:54 women are waiting for you. Motherfucker. You guys think I'm crazy, dude. And I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I'm telling you right now, be a fucking real man, stand up for shit,
Starting point is 00:56:03 have a fucking voice and you'll, you'll have more girls and you you know what to fucking do with okay but doing this kind of shit is going to get you the same it's going to get you in dysfunctional dysfunctional toxic all that shit over and over and over over over again it's okay to do the things that that are good manners hold the door pull out a chair this that this is this but there's a baseline of fucking man respect that has to be laid down first yeah and these fucking kids don't know how to do that because the single mom's raising them don't teach them that they teach them oh be a hopeless romantic and send her flowers or
Starting point is 00:56:37 you know get your lips tattooed or i don't know who would say that but my point is is that girl yeah but girls don't value that at that age right that's that that's women who are raising boys filling in what they're missing into their sons and their sons go out and try to do this shit and they get stomped on by women dude stomped on stomped on like stomped on i i dude how many how many young men kill themselves because uh the female in their life did some fucked up shit to him like bro we gotta we gotta start teaching our kids different yeah this is fucked up and it's fucking bothers me and i feel bad for this kid and if this kid which he doesn't listen to the show but if you do he'll get that shit lasered off dude
Starting point is 00:57:23 like right now. Yeah. And the rest of your bullshit tattoos you got. Wait till you can afford some good ones. Yeah, no shit. I'm being real. That was real shit. That's why I didn't get tattooed until I was 34, because you know what? A real fucking tattoo artist, guess what?
Starting point is 00:57:37 Shit's expensive. Yeah, well, I don't know that. The real tattoo artists won't do that shit. No. Every tattoo artist I know personally who are the top ones in the world artists they would tell that dude to get the fuck out of here exactly it's real man well obviously guys that's two thumbs in the butt so god i feel sorry for this kid yeah like look at his face yeah you can see it in his eyes man yeah it's sad he's defeated bro
Starting point is 00:57:59 yeah well dude it's a no win. It's a no win. It's fucking terrible. Bro, you young men, you got to get your fucking house in order in terms of finances, in terms of your physique, in terms of your career, and all that shit before you ever even think about getting a girlfriend. My opinion. That's just my opinion. Or you meet someone who's on that same track and be a girlfriend, boyfriend with them. You know, like this shit is crazy, dude. I'm glad I grew up when I grew up.
Starting point is 00:58:33 I'm just going to say that. Yeah. And who you grew up around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No shit, dude. That's a big one, too.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Well, Andy, Vaughn, guys. Yeah, there's two thumbs in the butt. Well, that's all I got all right it's your show went from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze fuck a pole fuck a stove counted millions in the cold bad bitch booted swole got her own bankroll can't fold just a no headshot case closed

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