REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 289. Andy & DJ CTI: FDA Restricts J&J, Misdemeanor For Chappelle's Attacker & Antifa Attacks Pregnancy Center

Episode Date: May 7, 2022

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the FDA restricting the Johnson & Johnson Covid-19 vaccine due to blood cloth risks, the Los Angeles District Attorney's office's decision to not bring felony charges against Dave Chappelle's onstage attacker, and Antifa's attack on a pregnancy center in Portland.

What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to the lies, the fitness and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, you should know what day it is. Because today, we have Andy and DJ. Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's fucking right. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to fucking cruise it.

Yeah, all right. So basically, for those of you that are new, uh, we do CTI that stands for cruise the internet. That is where we take the major headlines of the day and then dissect the truth out of them and make fun of the people who lie. Uh, then sometimes we'll have Q and a F and Q and a F is where you send in the cues and then I answer them. And that's usually personal development, you know, trying to help you guys be better. Um, for those of you that don't know, the MFCEO project was the most popular, uh, entrepreneurial project or podcast of all time on iTunes. I converted it in 2019, a real AF because I feel we need some more realist points of view in the world. Um, sometimes we have an

episode called real talk, and that's an episode where I get on here and basically yell about a bunch of shit and tell you guys the truth. And, um, some of you get mad and some of you love it. And it's, it's interesting. Uh, then other times I have full length. Like I just had a couple of days ago with my buddy, uh, Eric Gridens. Um, and we do an interesting talk about what's going on in the world. Um, their story, how they made their money, how they became significant. You know, uh, what am I missing? I'm missing.

Is that all? It's all. Is that everything? Yeah. Quickly becoming the fan favorite though. The CTI. CTIs are awesome. Yeah.

It's, uh, it's really like the graphics too. Is that what they like? Okay. Is that cause you do them? No, I don't do the graphics. Who does the graphics? Uh, what's that guy's name? Steve. Steve. he's fucking awesome dude when madat first started it nobody could say his name so everybody called him steve madat madat's hard to say no they just couldn't they didn't know how to say it right so they called him steve so i really fucked that up for

me yeah how long was that for like a year they still call me steve sometimes no they don't yeah i thought i only did that oh it's not because they couldn't pronounce your name it's just they didn't want to well i'm american now so i gotta have an american government name yeah steve yeah all right so what kind of nonsense do we have going on today man man? Man, we got some crazy shit out there. So let's get talking. Oh, hold on. We do have a fee. The fee for the show is very simple.

If this exact show, not any show, see, people don't understand the fee. The fee is per show. It's per show, yeah. Yeah, people think it's like, oh, I like Andy. I'm going to share this show one time a year. That's not what I like Andy. I'm going to share this show one time a year. Am I good to you for the year? That's not what I'm asking. What I'm asking is if you listen to this show and you like it, share the show. And that goes for every show. Okay. And the reason I asked that

is because I could make literal eight figures advertising on my show. I don't do that. I don't fill your ads, your ears with bullshit. I mean, I do do but not with my bullshit yeah like my bullshit's okay all right but uh but look all i ask in return guys is that you share the show and help us grow it all right so please do that yeah now and uh if you want to see any of these topics articles headlines pictures videos go to andy forsella.com guys we've been linking all of the uh hyperlinking all of the uh links to all these articles and crazy shit so you guys can see them yourself on the andy frostella website um so let's get into oh we're getting something guys we got breaking news breaking news breaking news breaking news headline reads

fda restricts j and j's-19 vaccine due to blood clot risk. Holy shit. Fuck. Wow. Damn, man. Who said that? I'm shocked. Yeah.

Well, what shocks me even more, bro? Yeah. I mean, it's just, yeah, fuck. Well, let's get into it. Let's get into it. So the U.S. regulators on thursday strictly limited to uh limited who can receive johnson and johnson's covet 19 vaccine due to the ongoing risk of rare but serious blood i know four people under 40 that have died in the last fucking week three months i mean shit we i

mean dude yeah so let's talk about fucking rare. Right. Okay. First of all, I know, I know four vaccinated people under the age of 40 in the last 90 days of the diet. Myself. Yeah. Yeah. That's the thing. I know more people that have died from this vaccine than I have. Well, you don't know because you're not telling anybody that they died from the vaccine.

Right. But it just so happens that everybody that's dying, that's unexpected to die, has the fucking vaccine. Mm-hmm. but it just so happens that everybody that's dying that's unexpected to die has the fucking vaccine so whether you are aware enough or living in the light enough the truth enough to admit that and connect those dots that's up to you yeah but those are the facts there's some common denominators guys so the uh the food and drug administration the fda said the shot should only be given to adults who cannot receive a different vaccine or specifically request j and j's vaccine u.s authorities for months have recommended that americans get pfizer or moderna shots instead of j and j's vaccine fda's vaccine chief dr peter mark said the agency decided to restrict the

vaccine after taking another look at the data on the risk of life threatening blood clots and concluding that they are limited to J and J's vaccine. A quote, if there's an alternative that appears to be equally effective in preventing severe outcomes from COVID-19, we'd rather see people opting for that. Mark said, but he continued,

but we've been careful to say that compared to no vaccine, this is still a better option. No, it's not. They're fucking lying. The data does not show that. At all. There's zero data that shows that. These people have lied the entire time. Fuck.

I could sit here and talk for four hours about the vaccine date. I read it every day. Every motherfucking day i've had fucking multiple doctors come on this show and explain to you guys and you didn't listen yeah i what you do i mean what am i gonna do continue to yell about this shit over and over again bro i revamped my entire existence to warn you motherfuckers about all of this shit. Yeah. I'm was, I was crazy.

I was conspiracy. I was, I was a threat to the safety of humans. Uh, grandma killer, grandma killer, go to jail, go to a camp should be removed from society.

Oh, but you didn't have to take it. It was a choice. Oh, it was, it was a choice. There was no coercion. By the way, coercion is a violation

of the nuremberg code the nuremberg code says that you cannot fucking coerce people to take a fucking vaccine that's what the fuck it says any drug they fucking force this on millions of motherfucking people this is crimes against humanity crimes against humanity and i'm gonna scream it until the day i fucking die yeah fuck dude think of all the people that fucking dying from this shit right now i mean like dude there's like i can sit here and say oh i was fucking right i am not happy about being right about this i really wish i hope that we were wrong bro we weren't you know bro, here's the other thing. This is just the fucking tiniest tip of the actual iceberg that's going to come out. Bro, that report that we put on the show fucking six months ago that showed the insurance companies with a fucking 40% increase in overall death rate.

Wait till people find out about that. They're hiding that shit. Right. Well, that's the thing. I mean, just think about like on these basic terms, guys, right? Like the FDA is pulling and telling people not to fucking take this, but they're saying it's rare at the same time. So is it serious or not serious?

DJ, clearly it's serious. They're lying. Fuck. It's serious. Right. like this shit is killing people no it's fucking terrible man here's what i don't understand this is what i don't understand this shit did not exist up until like dude do you guys not fucking remember like do you not watch television or understand like like i guess people just haven't been alive long enough to have this perspective but every single time a fucking drug has come on the market like dude in my lifetime there's been

so many drugs that have come on the market and then in five or six years there's ads on tv saying if you fucking our loved one fucking died from this shit, call us. That's been going on forever. And those are fucking products that were created over 10, eight, 10 years and tested. And these motherfuckers came out with this shit

in fucking eight months. This is why Trump needs to quit talking about the motherfucking vaccine. Yeah. Bro, it ain't a fucking good months. This is why Trump needs to quit talking about the motherfucking vaccine. Bro, it ain't a fucking good thing. No, no. And dude, there's a lot. I know that there's a lot of people right now that not even have just taken the J&J one,

but taken any of them that are fucking worried right now. And there's a reasonable amount of worried that you should be bro i've talked to so many people that were forced into taking this shit that are freaking the fuck out and it's like i feel so fucking sad for them and so like helpless it's like fuck like these people have to be held accountable i have to yeah it like this this is the the overall the overall not understanding of what's been done it's it still hasn't people have still not connected the dots they don't understand that the world economic forum and bill gates and all these people ran a fucking test pandemic okay before at the this was

like august september of 2019 well event 201 okay go read simulation go read event 201 yeah go read it it's public knowledge fuck here's the thing i mean bro i was talking to one of my friends today i asked her i said have you ever heard of the great reset have you have you read have you heard of klaus schwab no never heard of him like bro these people don't understand what's just happened yeah not only that bro go to n i here's a uh here's here's something you guys can do right now go to nih.gov and go to their search bar and search ivermectin and cancer and then have a seat and tell me what you think yeah because it fucking kills it you know i'm saying but here's my thing i think you know not only that people people don't even like dude there's so many things that people who think

they know what's going on do not know i have no idea that we've talked about on this show for two years like dude which is crazy like it's fucking crazy like do you they don't understand that these people have colluded together introduced a fucking virus into our fucking lives for the sole purpose of getting you to take this medicine to make you dependent on them because what they're trying to do, like remember whenever it was, everybody who didn't take the vaccine belongs in a fucking camp. Remember when Australia actually was doing that? Remember when Bill Gates said two days ago, if we had done it like Australia, we'll be able to prevent pandemics.

Hey man, fuck you. How about that? Come make me stay in my fucking house and close my business, bro. How about that? You fat piece of shit we'll fucking sit here talking about fucking health from some piece of fucking shit potato sack looking bitch motherfucker it doesn't make any sense no it don't and like dude people are dying now yeah and like dude these people are like smiling about it like oh we did a great thing we fucking saved so many lives.

No, you didn't. Bro, they lied about the data. You guys don't even understand what they just did. They just ran a massive operation to gain control over the population. How did they gain control? Oh, remember the fucking digital ID and a vaccine passport and all the digital currency? And they're trying to get you onto the system by forcing you into fucking.

Yeah. Fuck. digital currency and they're trying to get you onto the system by forcing you into fucking yeah fuck my thing is you know two years ago right we we were talking about you know making sure that this shit does not happen right making sure that that we as the american people do not get played right well we got played the there has to be this this change of direction now and and the change should be is the fact that we we need to be coming together to make sure that this shit never happens bro these people these people were completely listen man these the the i'm gonna say the left here because most of the left is the one that championed the shit of the vote hard as fuck you know these are the same people who are mad at me because i won't fucking stand up for their

bodily autonomy when they wanted me to go to a fucking camp three months ago or take an experimental drug yeah which i ain't fucking taking motherfucker yeah okay um i'll take it and shove it up your ass yeah well well i'm just saying and now they're going to try to make another push for this shit yeah yeah dr burks already we said on a couple shows ago dr burks is already pushing for it covid uh uh what is it the covid protection's wavering dude i don't understand how people haven't taken enough interest to try to at least grasp the reality of what's happening they are trying to create a technocratic fucking authoritarian state and they use this as a play to get people to submit to it

that's exactly what they did and it's and it's fucking communism you'll owe nothing and like it um you'll be eating insects not meat like that's what they intend and they intend for you to be so fucking impoverished that you could never resist them ever again and this is the scariest time in humanity's history fucking ever yeah and people like i ask people who seem to know things who klaus schwab is they can't even tell me like bro if you don't know who klaus schwab is you are so far behind the fucking ball like it's and it's not conspiracy theory. You guys say, Oh,

it's conspiracy theory. Andy's just a conspiracy theorist. No stupid fuck. I'm smart. I know how to connect the dots. Everything in my life fucking says that I haven't missed on one fucking point since all this shit started. Okay.

And you're not getting it. So put your ego in your fucking pocket and listen to what I'm saying. Yeah, that's real, man, bro. It it's sad these people are victims yeah it's and and what they've done in society is they've created the scenario they've they've appealed the ego right all the people who watch cnn msnbc all this shit um they all believe and have been told to believe that they are morally superior and smarter than the deplorables okay and the extreme mega crowd uh i'm smarter i'm higher society i'm more sophisticated this talk started with hillary clinton and barack obama bro they built a brand based around higher intelligence and people are fucking attracted

to that when you tell people hey you're pretty smart you're pretty smart you should come over here with us and they appeal to egos and shit it makes dumb people feel really fucking smart and the reason that people are having such a hard time reversing course with this is because they have to admit to themselves that they got fucking played yeah and now people are dying and people are like they're acting like it's not happening like it dude it's weird as fuck this is weird yeah that's weird man guys that was our breaking news headlines let's get on to uh headline number one like do you want to survive like do you want to live yeah like maybe you should question shit maybe you should look at what's

going on maybe you should listen to people who are fairly intelligent and decided to dedicate their entire fucking lives to figuring this fuck out because that ain't you and i do that i do that okay where where's your fucking success where's, where's your evidence that you're somewhat of an intelligent person? Where is it? Right. Okay. So let's be real here. Smart people have been telling you this shit.

They brand them as conspiracy theorists and brand them as people you shouldn't listen to. And you fucking took the bait. So how about admitting that you were fucking off and saying, fuck, all right, let's get together and let's hold these motherfuckers accountable for what the fuck they did,

because that's what I want. I'm willing to forgive the people who told me to go to the camp and this, all that shit. I'm willing to forgive all that shit, but I am not willing to forgive the motherfuckers who fucking did it. I'm not fucking doing it, man. Fuck these people.

And you guys should all feel the same way, whether you took the shit or didn't take the shit. It's real. Headline number one, guys. Headline number one reads, Dave Chappelle's attacker misdemeanor charge ripped by comedy club owners. Shocking to hear.

So the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office decision to not bring felony charges against Dave Chappelle's alleged onstage attacker has already sent shockwaves through the world of entertainment and live venue owners across the country are coming down hard on what they say is D.A. George Gascon's lack of justice. Quote, This is a this is shocking to hear. New York Comedy Club owner Danny Zoldan told Fox News Digital Thursday, the individual that attacked Dave Chappelle did so with a knife. It was planned in advance. I'm curious what they would consider felony conduct.

People should be accountable for their actions. Not charging this person appropriately sends a message that it's okay to physically harm someone. It's really outrageous. And then somebody else said, message that it's okay to physically harm someone. It's really outrageous. Uh, and then, uh, somebody else said, uh, Will Smith got an Oscar after he slapped Chris Rock. And now this LA is awesome. And residents deserve to live their violence free politicians and police need to do their job. Right. Um, so they dropped the felony charge against Isaiah Lee, um, gave him a couple of

bullshit misdemeanors um this was the actual weapon that they recovered off of him so it's a makeshift gun with a a flip switchblade out of it um yeah it's just another example of like how crime is not being fucking taken care of the prosecutor was funded by george soros the reason that this is done is because they want people they want disorder in society this is why the crimes don't get prosecuted in st louis this is why the crimes don't get prosecuted in fucking la even when it's a super fucking a-list celebrity i'm sure okay yeah um this is intentional this is part of the fucking what we just talked about the great reset these

people are all together they are trying to create demoralization and destabilization of our country. And all of these fucking police officers and judges and all this shit. Like, I feel bad for the cops because they go out and do their job. And they're handcuffed, bro. And they arrest the motherfucker and then they're out a fucking hour. And this is an example of that. And every single motherfucker that is connected to that motherfucker is creating these problems for our country. Yeah.

Every single one. Every single one. You want to know who the fucking enemies are? Look for the motherfuckers that take money from that motherfucker. It's fucking bullshit. It's what I said on the show the other day too, dude. I'm really getting tired of paying the amount of fucking tax that I pay and not being able to actually go out in society without having literally a fucking force of security. People say, oh, rich people are going to have to get their own.

No, they already did that. Like we already got them. Right. Like, so think of the average person who pays tax, who's a good person who just wants to go live their life and enjoy the fucking shit that they pay for to be a part of the community. And they can't because of this. And that's fucked up, bro. We need, we need people to get into office that will literally hammer crime so fucking hard that people will be afraid to even fucking fart in public that's what we need yeah that's what we need yeah the blowback got it yeah asked me man asked me it's just fuck

no i'm talking about criminals i'm talking about actual criminals not regular people not harassing people that don't deserve it in fact i think the harassing people that don't deserve it is almost fucking dwindled away because now they got real problems. And so apparently it came out that like Dave Chappelle and the young man had a conversation and that somehow the young man was basically saying that the reason he did the attack was because of Dave Chappelle's ideals and beliefs on gentrification. Right. So and this was like, OK, I don't care. Yeah, that's a free country it doesn't matter it don't you don't have you don't like my opinion fuck off right he was saying because his

grandmother like lost her home due to it doesn't matter that's the victim mentality that they put through exactly they they make the criminals the victims they they excuse why they do the crime for the story that they bro i don't give a fuck. I don't care. I don't care. And neither should you. You should stop having sympathy for these people that can't obey the fucking civil laws of the society. I don't care. I don't care what the fuck your story is. I don't care where you grew up. I don't care. It's hard for everybody out here, motherfucker. It ain't hard for you. It doesn't give you an excuse to go do shit like this. It's real, man.

Headline number two. Bro, people are going to have to start getting fucking seriously violent back. They're going to have to. I know. They're going to have to. I know. That's the only solution. Like, this is going to go back to the times in the 50s and 60s where there's literal mob rule.

Like, I'm talking mafia rule. Yeah. Because, dude, there has to be a pecking order, and criminals ain't going to have the highest pecking order. You know, when we had the fucking mob in this town, and not only in this town, but everywhere, criminals didn't do fucking shit. Because you know what happened when criminals fucked up?

They fucking killed you. They put you in a hole. You went away forever. No one knows what the fuck. Bro, that's what's going to start happening again. Right. Yeah. they put you in a hole you went away forever no one knows what the fuck bro that's what's gonna start happening again right yeah but speaking of people that need to get fucked up headline number two report antifa attacks a crisis pregnancy center in portland and yells fuck cpc which is the crisis pregnancy center so antifa uh just today you know why they dress up

and all black and shit? So you can't see their face? Yeah, but you know why? Because if you saw them for who they are, you wouldn't fucking be intimidated at all. These are fucking blue hair, skinny ass, degenerate fucking fucks who are getting paid to disturb shit

by the same guy who's funding the fucking prosecutors who won't. This one guy is causing a shit ton of problems here in this country. Yeah. So just yesterday, Antifa reportedly attacked a pregnancy center in Portland just days after the Supreme Court leaked a document

that revealed Roe v. Wade may be overturned. Quote, Antifa pro-abort men are attacking and putting out hits on pregnancy centers in Portland, Oregon. Lila Rose reported breaking Antifa pro-abort men are attacking and putting out hits on pregnancy centers because it drives pro-abort men to violent rage to think that women will have support to choose life. Why don't you guys stop going to the pregnancy centers like a bunch of little pussies? And why don't you come to one of the gyms and harass all the people who are fucking working out yeah no shit you guys don't like health either right no they don't want to be around they don't want to be around fucking actual men yeah they're they're they are targeting

the weakest part of the population ah fuck it's so fucked up where the fuck are the men in these communities well i mean that's portland oregon though right like portland oregon you know i'm saying like there are none up there and if they are but i don't know you know but here's this is what's really fucked up so the same group uh group that go by ruth uh ruth and us you know what's? These people do all this shit, like Doc's you and this and that. Bro, I don't fucking care. I'll fucking put my address out there on the fucking internet.

I don't give a fuck. Yeah, because that's part of the shit that they did. Yeah, but my point is they're leaking the names of people's addresses and names and shit. You could do that right back to them. Right. Like, I don't know what people don't understand. shit. You could do that right back to them. Right. Like, I don't know what people don't understand.

Like you could do that right back to them. Oh, they use a, they use a VPN and I can't figure out, well, who are the people on the page coming? Right. They are.

None of them. There's a way there's a ways or there's ways around it, bro. So why don't you guys in your community start fucking doing the same shit they do and embarrass these fuckers for who the fuck they are? Oh, and you know what they'll do whenever you do that? Oh, they're picking on me. They're picking on me.

I'm very uncomfortable now. I'm uncomfortable. That was the impression of a liberal scream. Yeah, bro. That's what they do. That's what they do. And you know what? I don't care.

Yeah. No, not at all. Until we as Americans stop buying these fucking victim stories from people who do fucked up shit they'll continue to do fucked up shit yeah because this story and the last story are completely related these people have a fucking green light to do anything they want and get away with anything they want and the only motherfuckers in this country right now that get in trouble for fucking anything are white men that's a fucking fact see what's really fucked up is that same group is now reportedly uh threatening to storm churches on mother's day in protest they're going after catholic churches all around

the country well if i was a fucking catholic man and going to church i'd pack my shit fuck around find out yeah that's right in the name of the Lord. Yeah. Bro, these people don't know who they're fucking with. They have no idea. Like, you guys do not understand. They have made you think that January 6th is the insurrection. Bro, the reason there hasn't been a mass, casually fucking attack on these people is because the people who are pro-2A are law-abiding citizens. And they're holding back because they think it's the law and they're expecting the law to take care of these people the law isn't taking care of these people so once they figure out that the law is fucking

nowhere these people are fucked yeah they are fucked they are fucked bro there's people praying to be able to have a shot at these people. They don't even fucking know it. They're living in a false sense of emboldened nature. Like, dude, these pro 2A fucking... Bro, there's a lot of people out there. The motherfuckers that aren't posting just fucking shooting videos. They haven't said shit. They're waiting and waiting and waiting.

And they're going to come out of fucking everywhere. And they're going to fucking decimate these people. These people are going to end up getting killed. It's a matter of time, but that's the thing. That's why they're so selective on what they go after. I know. That's why they only fucking target the women pregnancy centers. That's why they only stay in the fucking little echo chambers.

A force of people are going to come out and fucking destroy a hundred of these people at once and then it's going to be like, oh, domestic terrorism. They're the domestic terrorists. fucking destroy a hundred of these people at once and then it's going to be like oh domestic terrorism right right they're the domestic terrorists right they are the domestic terror those motherfuckers right there they are the domestic terrorists so what should we do with them whatever we do with domestic terrorists that's what will happen when this fucking power change comes back around they're gonna get man yeah they're living in a false fucking world bro they're living in a false world i think they think they come to

fucking battle with fucking trash can lids and umbrellas and pool noodles they think the streets are as safe as that keyboard that they type on that's right and and it's it's not especially in good old missouri these idiots are for hire too they don't represent shit anti-fascism if they were truly anti-fascism they'd be anti what's going on in our government right right they'd be on they'd be on our side they're not anti-fascist if you haven't figured it out yet everything they say about the other side is what they are. Yeah. Everything they say. They're racist.

No, they are racist. They're like, that's what they call it. Oh, yeah. We're racist. No, no, no. They are. They're the ones that focus everything on race. Right. You are fucking dude.

Our fucking government that we have right now is fascist. Like these people don't even know. They either don't know or they're fucking they don't care. And they're just paid fucking agitators that want to go out and get violent. That, that there is a fucking 120, there's 220 pound women here in this photo. Like, bro, these people are living in a, they're living in a false fucking reality, bro. Wait till these men come out of the fucking, out of the houses, kidded up with fucking ARs and understand combat and fucking train

every weekend, or they've been over in fucking Afghanistan for 10 years. You people are fucked, and you should stay the fuck home from here on out. Headline number three. My third and final headline reads, Michigan State Police seizes voting machines as it expands

investigation into potential breaches tied to 2020 election. So this is a, this is a interesting little article and I think it should be noted who this article is by. This is a CNN article guys. Seems like there's some change in tones over there since the new ownership. It's not just the new ownership.

2000 mules just came out that proved for a fucking fact that all these states were fucking stolen which everybody fucking knew and everybody looked the other way and if you remember you couldn't even admit that that there was an elect this is the most secure election in the history of the united states and if you admitted it you're on domestic terror terrorist list they fucking go as hard as they can to cover up the biggest lies and intimidate you and not speaking truth. And people fall for it. And in reality, they can't do anything to you. No.

So speak the truth. How are they going to get a fucking 300 million motherfuckers? They can't. CNN, who put this article out, they understand what's about to happen and they don't want to completely destroy their brand right so that's the purpose of this this headline they're also starting to put headlines out as in today i don't know if you saw the one when you were prepping the show but they put a headline out that said americans are on their last leg with biden when it comes to the economy no motherfucker it's not coming back

they're done right we're not on the last leg of shit it's fucking over we all know what the fuck happened we all know that he sold his influence to fucking other countries we all know that they're purposefully dismantling the country we all fucking know yeah we all know that these people these people will be dealt with. Oh yeah. I believe that. This article says the Michigan state police has expanded its investigation into whether third parties gained unauthorized access to voting machine

data after the 2020 election. And is now examining potential breaches in at least one new County CNN has learned in a raid last Friday, state police seized one voting machine tabulator in Irvine, Irving township, Barry County clerk, Pamela Palmer told CNN on Thursday, Palmer told CNN that she was not aware of any issues until police notified

her of the voting machine seizure. Michigan state police first opened its investigation into potential voting machine breaches in February after the secretary of state's office notified uh notified of uh that an unnamed third party was allowed to access vote tabulator components and technology in roscommon county yeah and who was saying that the day or two after the election oh i was it's fucking 2022 this is 2020 bro yeah there was millions of people saying fraud dude it was clear fraud yeah remember the graph yeah people are like oh and so now that you've all come to understand how shitty your fucking policies are and what the fuck you voted for is never going to happen how do you feel

about our government that stole our fucking democracy from us legitimately not their democracy which they mean communism right right when they say oh this is a threat to our democracy what they're really saying is this is a threat to our agenda to implement a technocratic authoritarian communist state you know that's what the fuck they're saying if you can't translate their language by now yeah you're probably not supposed to get it yeah uh so michigan state police lieutenant derrick carroll told cnn on wednesday that department's investigation has expanded to more counties uh where they were notified of breaches of election systems but would not confirm the seizure in Irving Township specifically. It's unclear if the investigation includes localities beyond Roscommon County

and Irving Township, but a source familiar with the investigation told CNN that state police are aware of a third potential breach. These potential breaches did not affect the result of the 2020 election. Carol said, noting the breaches occurred after affect the result of the 2020 election carol said noting the breaches occurred after the election was complete the spokesperson for the michigan attorney general office uh has declined to answer um so i think that's just funny what are you talking about the election

the election went on for fucking six days exactly we now remember that exactly fuck and then that wouldn't that be a good time to fucking manipulate you got to know what you got before we had the election we had the election on tuesday biden didn't declare victory until saturday and that's that wasn't even that was his declaration of victory it was like two weeks later that they finally fucking came out with it trump never conceded fuck to this day trump has never conceded that's because he shouldn't because they fucking stole it and now you're all all of you whether you're willing to admit it or not or seeing the ramifications of it dude i just told this fucking lady the other day uh we were going back and forth because uh you know she was talking

about the uh the the the uh baby formula shortages and shit right i'm like hey listen you voted for this shit no i didn't I didn't vote because I didn't want to vote for Trump no well that was definitely a vote for Biden no shit you know what I'm saying so it's like you caused this problem the dude had 74 million votes 10 million

more votes than the vote account he had in 2016 and you're telling me that this fucking decrepit senile fucking man who is completely racist okay and sold the government down the fucking drain yeah his son has videos of him with underage females on a fucking laptop there's bro there's so much shit that's going to come out like it's unbelievable like it's unbelievable that you would even believe that who the fuck that wrote even the fucking left people that i know they're like yeah that doesn't seem right

what wouldn't you yeah you're telling me wait first of all this is how i know the election was stolen you're telling me biden got more votes than than barack obama when not a single person showed up to one of his events over the court he hid in the basement for the whole fucking campaign oh that was because of covid oh yeah oh you don't think that they actually dude we have a fucking we have a this was a coup how do people not understand the play yeah how can they not understand the play yeah how can they not see the play we had a coup that's exactly what it was it was a fucking coup it's called a color color revolution and they say that trump was the coup no they fucking stole their positions in our

government yeah stole them yeah the people did not elect them. They coordinated. Some of the biggest billionaires on the planet paid for it. People that don't even have a fucking say in our country at the World Economic Forum helped it. People who are not even citizens of this country helped it. It's fucking disgusting. Bro, we need justice for this.

And it needs to be done in a way that people never ever ever ever ever fucking forget it no that's what i'm saying that's what i said earlier man like we we've all been played and when we first when you first transitioned the show like that was the the the the the main topic right like make sure we don't get played but guys we got played now we have to make sure we didn't get played well i mean i'm as a country you know i'm saying like like we we've been played and and we have to make sure that this shit never happens fucking again never for the next hundred fucking years guys our final segment of the show we have our thumbs up segment as always uh where i show a headline and see they don't get two thumbs up or two thumbs in the butt. And with that being said, our thumbs up headline reads, I made $123,000 a year selling dead mice.

I get so much hate, but it's just a bit of fun. So let's knock into this a little bit. I know, yeah, I mean, Andy's eyes are like. Hey, man, entrepreneur right here, bro. I feel like this this one of those ones you're gonna like try to punk so a former dancer has cheesed off online trolls by making 123 000 a year selling dead mice katie hardwick 38 performed a career pirouette to become a full time taxidermist, selling the mice for sixty seven dollars to two hundred and forty six dollars. She stuffs at least five a day and creates many scenes by attaching them to stripper poles, circus hoops and miniature yoga mats. Mom of two, Katie of Eastburn, East Sussex, England said, quote, people love it or hate it. And I get a lot of angry vegans on my case.

Some people have told me that this mouse didn't die just to become just to be immortalized as a stripper. It's all just a bit of fun. It would be a very different practice if I was working with a rare elephant's head. She says all of my mice are purchased from the pet shop as they are sold as reptile food. They are already dead and frozen. Her obsession began when her husband, James Hardwick, 40, purchased her a taxidermy, taxidermy, your first mouse kit for Christmas five years ago. So she taught herself the taxidermy basics and began selling her pieces online. More than 3,400 of her twirling stuffed mice have been shifted on Etsy alone. So here's some pictures for you of her work.

And, uh, well, well, well, interesting. I like the detail on the feet. That's fucking bro. It's that's Amy. What's her face? Amy Winehouse. Yeah. There's, there's some rats yeah

guys you gotta check these pictures those are rats yeah these are rats these are mouse mice there's a difference which are those these are mice okay this is like what i would feed to my snake rat rat well no it is i had a snake dude what's funny about that that's why i don't know yeah first of all um i guess whatever man capitalism baby yeah it's super weird and like they're already dead but like you know the one thing i gotta be real with like they're like oh immortalizes tripper well it would rather what would be better like to be completely forgotten mouses aren't very significant here's my question okay well do you see what i'm saying yeah so like you could be insignificant mouse and nobody ever remembers you or you could be one of these ones and people see you all the

time fucking amy amy amy yeah amy wine mouse like yeah so like like, first of all, like, and I'm being real, like, I don't like this shit because like, I like animals. I like, I like all animals. I like turtles. I like fucking, like if I catch a mouse, I don't kill him. I fucking put him outside and shit. So like, I don't like that. Like I go, I don't like watching animals kill other animals and shit like that.

Like, it's just not what I'm into. But I don't know that I see anything wrong with it if they're already dead. Yeah, 100%. This is my question. Okay. I think, I mean, I'm going to be honest with you. I just think this shit's weird as fuck. It's super weird. I think it's weird for somebody for this to be their hobby.

Is this as weird as the girl who sells fucking farts in a jar? No. Is this as weird as the girl who sells fucking farts in a jar? No, but I would say what is weirder is who the fuck is buying this shit. To me, that's the weird part. Well, who is buying it? I don't know. I don't know. Somebody's fucking buying it. She's making fucking six figures a year doing it.

So, I mean, that's- Well, let's do the math. She said, what, 240 bucks? Yeah, up to 246 67 up to 246 so 156 dollars per mouse how much she said she make 120 yeah 123 123 what i said was 156 so she sells a fucking 800 mice a year that's a lot of work yeah she does five a day well she doesn't do five a day because that would be a lot more than that yeah but maybe she makes that many she could do five a day like when she's busy yeah but i don't

know i mean like i guess it's okay. I don't fucking know. Like, this is weird. Like, why would you buy that? That's what I'm saying. Apparently, a lot of people buy them for Christmas decorations. I mean, like, she puts a happy face on them. They're kind of cute.

Like, it's kind of weird. It's an actual dead mouse. Like, but I also, you know, like, I don't know. Bro, like, look at them, bro. They're like. I got a fucking longhorn head in my farm, but the fucking longhorn was already fucking dead. Yeah. Like, we killed him for the fucking thing.

Well, that's what she said. She's like, I could be playing with fucking elephant heads and shit. Yeah. Like, I don't know. It seems harmless. Yeah. It really does. It's just weird.

It is. It's different. It's just weird. Yeah. I mean, she's providing for a fucking family. Yeah. I mean, it's better than most of these motherfuckers out there that were criticized as shit. That's true.

You know? So I give it two thumbs up. You give it two thumbs up. Yeah. I don't have a problem with it. I'm an animal guy too. Like it. Yeah.

But they're, they're, they're, what would you rather be if you were a mouse? Would you rather be immortalized as a stripper mouse or become rat poop or become fucking eaten by snake and never fucking thought of ever again? I would rather be a stripper mouse by a lot. Yeah. I would rather be stripper mouse by a lot. I'd rather be Amy Wine Mouse. Yeah, I mean, that's I mean, this one here

won the fucking lottery. Yeah, no shit. You know, so like I knew who it was right when I saw it. Oh, man. Anyway. Yeah. Air Jordan. Is that what that is? That's a spirit catcher. That's a spirit catcher.

Yeah, that's a dream catcher. Dream catcher. Anyway. It's weird, man. Yeah. All right, two thumbs up. I give a thumb up, thumb in the butt for being a little weird. I mean, look at the booty pop on that stripper one.

I'm just saying. Maybe I missed his calling. I prefer mine with no tails, actually. Oh, shit. Support single ass. single hey look at that fake money hold on what'd you say support single mice bro fucking look at that money that the our actual government printed that fake money yeah no shit yeah that must be left over from the fucking trillions of that's why we got all the inflation now she's fucking printing money for rats. Yeah. All right. Okay, that's enough.

Andy, that's all I got, man. Sometimes you got to know when the joke's old. That's enough. All right, guys, that's the show. I hope you liked it. And if you do, share it. And if you don't, don't share it. See you next time. We're from sleeping on the floor.

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