REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 327. Andy & DJ CTI: Highland Park Parade Shooting, In Mourning After Roe V. Wade & Transgender Monkeys

Episode Date: July 6, 2022

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the suspect from the Highland Park shooting wearing women's clothing after the mass shooting, a Universal Music Group employee refusing to work over the Roe v. Wade ruling, and Fauci's NIAID spending $500,000 to turn monkeys transgender.

What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we got something special for you we have the show you've all been waiting for we have andy and dj who's the motherfucking internet. That's right. That's what we got. And we got Joe back from his Missouri vacation to Branson. Yeah. The real Missouri. Now, if you're from Missouri and you go to Branson,

there are two things that qualify it as a real Missouri vacation. Number one, did you ride the go-karts? Yes. Ah! 50% of a proper Missouri vacation. Number one, did you ride the go-karts? Yes. 50% of a proper Missouri vacation. Number two, did you get an old-timey photo?

I did not. Oh, you failed the Missouri vacation. You fucking failed, bro. How does this happen? How do you go to Branson for a fucking week and not get an old-timey all right hey look they're on every corner too did you have did you have an oversized turkey leg to eat i didn't but i did country fried steak and fucking cobbler i fucked that up how many times you want me to lie to you it's tell you the truth how many times three times

okay that counts for a turkey leg alright so you you passed Missouri vacation country fried steak's the shit dude that is my favorite fucking thing to eat

period isn't that chicken or is it both anything fucking fried yeah yeah alright so if this is your first time listening Both. Anything fucking fried. All right. So if this is your first time listening, this is Real AF.

We have a number of different formats on the show. We have today our format is CTI, which is Cruise the Internet, which we're going to throw up some headlines and then we're going to talk about them. We're going to identify the truth of them. And then we're going to talk about the problem that needs to be solved. Then you might tune in the next time because you probably left your ass off at this show. So you'll tune in next time, right? And you'll hear a different kind of show. And it might be like DJ asking me some questions.

Well, that show is called Q and AF. And that's where you submit the questions. And I give you the Andy for seller answer. For those of you that don't know, I just don't talk shit on the internet and on the podcast. I'm actually a pretty successful businessman. So what I try to do is bestow upon you some of the lessons that I've learned on how to fucking win, okay, so that we can defeat these people on CTI who are trying to keep us from winning. Then we have a real talk and real talk is like what I did on the 4th of July. If you haven't listened to that,

that's what real talk is. You go listen to that. Um, then we have full length, which is where we bring in a guest. The guest is usually, uh, one of my friends who is kicking ass,

has a unique perspective, has done some amazing things or doing some amazing things. Uh, and we teach them, or I'm sorry, we teach you how you could do the same because these people are all regular people just like you. And that's what we want you to understand and walk away with. So we do have a fee for the show and don't ask you to buy my shit. I don't run ads on the show. I don't talk about how you could support me 400 fucking minutes out of a 401 minute show. Um, I simply ask that you share the show. That's it. Okay. That's the fee. Talk about it, share it, put it out there. If it makes you laugh, if it taught you something,

if it gave you a new perspective, if you think it's a perspective worth sharing, have the courage to share the show. And I know that's why some people don't share it because they're afraid. Yeah. So have some fucking courage to share the fucking show or otherwise don't listen. That's it. All right. So what do we got? Dude, I got some fucking good ones.

Yeah. It's fucking spicy. Are you surprised? You guys surprised? You got some good ones? Just saying. It's pretty spicy. Is it? We got some fucking good ones. Yeah! It's fucking spicy out here. Are you surprised? You guys surprised? You got some good ones? Just saying, it's pretty spicy. Is it? We got some good shit. I don't know what's going on, man.

The way this show works, I think the part of the magic to this show is I really don't have the time to dedicate to figuring out what the fuck is going on until I get here in this exact time. In this setting, yeah. Yeah. I think that's an important disclaimer everybody should know. I don't know the headlines. to figuring out what the fuck is going on until i get here in this exact setting yeah i think i think that's an important disclaimer everybody should know i don't know the headlines you know like the jackass disclaimers you know i'm saying like don't stick hot wheels up your fucking ass that type of shit yeah that one we should put one yeah plug it in right now you know i'm saying

well you got lucky that one time bro talking to keith not me guys we are no guy like it's completely unscripted you think when selecting the hot wheel they select the one that's like most pointed at the end i think or do you think they select like the mack truck no definitely i guess it depends on the mood huh definitely a convertible for sure you went on vacation bro we we we revolved all right yeah man well let's get into this man because i got some good ones and guys remember You went on vacation, bro. We revolved. All right. Yeah, man.

Well, let's get into this, man, because I got some good ones. And guys, remember, as always, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfussella.com. We'll link them all there for you guys to check them out. And with that being said, let's get into it. But first, we got something coming over there. Guys, we got breaking news. Breaking news. Breaking news. I feel like we got to talk into it. But first, we've got something coming over there. Guys, we've got breaking news. Breaking news. Breaking news.

I feel like we've got to talk about it. Let's bring it up real quick. Headline reads, Highland Park shooting suspect Robert Cremo wore women's clothing, fired over 70 rounds for the cops. So this just happened yesterday. Sounds like another conservative terrorist. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Right-wing extremist, right? Yes. happened yesterday um sounds like another conservative terrorist yeah 100 yeah right

wing extremist right yes so uh the shooter who allegedly opened fire on the highland park uh fourth of july parade was dressed in women's clothing to disguise himself and aid his escape police said tuesday robert bobby e cremo hold on i'm gonna stop right here you're not fucking wear women's clothing to describe to disguise himself i've looked at all his social media okay so i'm prepared all right so move on yep uh so so robert cremo uh the third who is 21 years old is accused of killing six innocent parade goers and injuring at least 30 others after he allegedly climbed onto the roof of a business in the wealthy chicago suburb on monday and fired off 70 rounds from an AR-15 style rifle.

He then ditched the legally purchased weapon on the roof so he could blend in with the crowd after he fled during the chaos. Lake County Major Crime Task Force spokesperson Christopher Covelli told a news briefing. Cuimo, quote, Cuimo was dressed in women's clothing and investigators do believe he did this to conceal his facial tattoos and his identity. Cavelli said he was seen on video camera and women's clothing. He's a amateur rapper. Immediately went to his mother's house nearby and borrowed her car to flee the area.

Authority said there was no indication. He told his mother what he had just done. Cavelli added. He remained on the loose for hours after the mass shooting then was nabbed by police Monday night about five miles from the scene when a bystander spotted his vehicle and alerted 911. Now, to what you

were alluding, some more information just came out about this young man. And this headline reads, breaking exclusive information uncovered overnight shows Highland Park shooter Bobby Cremo is tied to socialist progressives Antifa and the occult uh now we have information tying Cremo to progressive socialist Antifa and the occult Cremo's social network and lifestyle are all related to the

progressive movement Cremo has ties to the democratic socialist of America as noted by the tattoo on his neck this is the largest and fastest fastest growing socialist organization in the united states multiple pictures from his social media network profiles you guys again can find all of this online but it goes from antifa to all of it you know what fuck this motherfucker 100 and fuck all these people okay we do not need to tolerate anti-american people in america that needs to stop okay i'm all about freedom i'm all about freedom of expression i'm all about freedom of to practice your religion. I'm all about all of that. But if you live in this motherfucking country and you are a fucking communist and you fucking parade around with this bullshit, you have no place in this country. And until we take the offense to them and we start fighting them fucking back, this will continue to happen.

This person and any person, the guy who drove the car through the people, okay. The subway shooter, the supermarket shooter, the I'll do base. Sure. You've all the,

you've all the shooter, all fucking progressive left. Every fucking one of them. These people, and I don't care if you're black. I don't care if you're fucking white. I don't care what your reason is. I don't care where you come from. I don't care why you did it.

I don't care if you were molested when you were a kid. I don't fucking care. These people, if they really want to stop it, guns are not the solution. Taking people's guns are not, by the way, Governor Pritzker came on TV

after all these people just got killed and made a fucking, made it about guns. It's not about fucking guns. It's about taking these motherfuckers like we did back in the middle fucking ages or in the beginning of America or basically all through America until recent times and holding them accountable to the fucking law. People who commit these mass acts of terrorism are not,

should not be judged as normal criminals. They should be executed within fucking two weeks. Okay. It should be public. It should be brutal. It should be fucking violent. It should be on fucking TV. And until that fucking happens, until we hold these people accountable in a very extreme violent way, this will not end. And what needs to happen and what you as listeners needs to get the stomach for. If you don't want our country to turn into the middle East where people are

doing suicide bombings and all this shit, because that's coming next, that's coming next. Look what's happening at the border. Yep. That's coming next. This motherfucker coming next. Look what's happening at the border. That's coming next. This motherfucker attacked us on 4th of July. He should be fucking gutted in front of fucking everybody in front of this entire country for everybody to see, man, woman, and child, so they know what happens when you do these things.

That's the consequences of it. Okay? And we don't have enough leaders with enough fucking spine and backbone to say the truth well i'll fucking say it this kid should be fucking gutted braveheart style on fucking live tv on fucking pay-per-view and we take the money and give it to the fucking victims period i'm fucking tired of it and and and they come out with this domestic terrorist fucking narrative about all this shit yeah if you're patriotic you motherfucker there ain't no fucking legal gun owners conservative americans who believe in

freedom out doing this shit it's all these fucking communist kids who have been indoctrinated to know that they don't get fucking dealt with. These are the same kids that didn't get their fucking ass beat because it was not okay to beat ass. Right. And now he just killed a fucking bunch of innocent people. That's the thing. So you want your fucking kids to be safe at school? You want fucking society to be safe?

Put a motherfucker in office like me that'll fucking hold these people accountable. I promise you it'll end. It'll fucking end. And it'll end forever. Because it will be so fucking brutal and so fucking ignorant and so fucking painful that you won't even fucking think about fucking doing this shit. That's the answer we need. Our fucking country is too soft right now.

That's the solution, period. Hold people accountable. If you commit a fucking crime, you go to fucking jail. If you murder someone, you go to fucking jail if you murder someone you go to fucking jail i'm tired of hearing about this oh those you know this person or that person or this is why they did that or i don't fucking care we have to have a civil society i don't care good people are not out there fucking doing this shit exactly and that And that's what they keep targeting. Like, that's who all the fucking narratives are going against. These Antifa fuckers.

We're going to, bro. Dude, it's sickening, man. Like, that's the shit that really irritates me, man, is like the political fucking, it's the political narratives. Because like when this shit, when it all first happened, right? Like a these you know msm mainstream media fucks they're all we're trying like because there was a couple of pictures of him like with the trump flag and

shit right like oh he's a fucking trump supporter see right but like evidence reveals that cremo is not a trump supporter he actually makes fun of trump and his followers in his social media posts uh was also listen bro it is time for men to be fucking men. It is time for men. The next time these motherfuckers are out fucking burning shit, you need to grab your fucking homies and go fucking handle it. And you police need to fucking handle it. The people will have your fucking backs.

I'm fucking over it, bro. Look at that fucking piece of shit. Thinking he's fucking funny and shit. This guy's a hero to all his little fucking nerds. These are the weakest people in society. They have no fucking hope in society. They have no purpose in society. And they need to be fucking handled.

I'll fucking handle it if no one else will fucking handle it I'm fucking over it dude these people this fucking piece of shit killed their life is over that's what I don't get man they're saying that law enforcement knew about this fucking thing he's been posting for fucking months they knew about it

they're too busy listening to me dude yeah you get what i'm saying yeah they're too busy trying to create the narrative they want that that regular common sense americans are some sort of a fucking danger clearly that's not the case the only reason the common sense americans of fucking america and the real men have not just marched and fucking slaughtered all these people is because they respect the systems and the law of this country. And the minute that law, which is eroding by the day, is fucking gone. And I don't think and these men don't think there's any repercussions to have happen.

These people are fucking gone from the earth that day that's eroding by the fucking second but dude I the picture of this dude is pissing me the fuck off well I mean I think that's the other thing too man it's like I always try to like we try to be be very, very smart when these situations happen,

not to just jump on the fucking immediate bandwagon and, you know, make your decision. You let information come out. So that way you have an informed position. You know what I'm saying? It's just like, you know. There should be zero tolerance for anti-American shit in America. Period. You're not free to hate America in America.

I'm sorry. And until you good-loving, fucking American-loving citizens who listen to this show start fucking understanding that, they're going to continue to do things like this. There should be zero fucking tolerance for communism in this country. It should be looked at the same way as the swastikas looked at. I'm fucking over it, dude. Well, I mean, you know, he hasn't been since arrested.

So, I mean, we'll see what the what comes down. But listen, bro, the rules got to change. This kid should not sit in jail for the next fucking 70 years. Okay. We're going to pay for it. It should be done now. These criminals should know that the second they do this, their life is over within two weeks.

And it's going to be bad. And it's going to be painful. We're going to cut off your fucking dick. We're going to slice you open in front of everybody. We're going to pull your shit out. We're going to show it to your fucking face they need to know that how's that for fucking extremists yeah i was gonna say the the dicks might already be cut off but no shit doing half of these motherfuckers are fucking... We'll sew it back on.

It won't be... All right, man. That was our breaking news, man. Let's get into the rest of these headlines. We got headline number one. By the way, go back to that picture. Yeah, which one? This one?

Look at the fucking headline on the fucking wall of his fucking room. Lee Harvey Oswald Slade and J all these people need to fucking go and until they live in a fucking society where they fucking fear for their fucking lives this will not stop there's no repercussions for this kind of behavior

I saw the black community saying you know they shot this other guy 90 times what i agree i agree it should be worse than that it should be worse than that right don't kill him on the spot right let's have a fucking party headline number one headline number one reads employee fired after he skipped work in mourning over end of Roe v. Wade. So a former production coordinator at Universal Music Enterprises was fired after skipping on job responsibilities to bemoan the Supreme Court overturning of Roe v.

Wade in a viral LinkedIn post. Michael Lopez, who introduced himself as a queer brown person, said that he was fired during Pride Month for speaking up in defense of abortion rights. Lopez explained that he was responsible every Friday for processing a report and sending his work to 275 people, a duty he neglected on the Friday that the Supreme Court announced its decision. Quote, I didn't do them today, he said in an email that appeared to be in response to a superior. Quote, I'm in mourning due to the attack on people with uteruses in the United States. Federally guaranteed access to abortion is gone. He then said that his employer, quote, must stop donating to anti-abortion, anti-queer and anti-trans politicians such as Senator Marsha Blackburn, Representative Ken Buck, Representative Victoria Sparks, or else expect more unproductive days.

He concluded the email with the salutation, quote, yours in fury. Lopez commented. Who the fuck do these people think they are? Bro. Bro, fuck off with that shit go fucking sit at home go get your fucking government shit that we all fucking pay for and shut the fuck up yours in fury you don't even know fury fury is the people that wanted to be fucking left alone fury is the people that just want to show up at work and do a good job fury is the people that want the best for amer America and you little scummy fucking pieces of shit. Fucking fuck with it. Non-stop. So fuck off with your fucking fury, bro. You're about to

fucking feel some. So Lopez alleged that he received a surprise video chat on June 27th from the human resources department, informing him that he had been terminated for not doing his job and quote disrupting the day of 275 people according to a paraphrase he then sent a message to the members of the email list saying that the company was quote letting you know where

they stand on employees speaking out on a politician's god damn fucking right exactly you're right that's where we stand now what right right on the politicians. You're goddamn fucking right. Exactly. You're right. That's where we stand. Now what?

Right. Right. Dude, this is the fucking, this is these huffy fucking pouty fucking little baby, cry baby, never got their ass beat, got 20 fucking trophies for showing up last.

This is them. I've warned you about them for fucking ever here they are fire them yeah i'm glad to see more companies doing me too man i think that's fucking great hey you're welcome that's what i'm saying people that's what i told you earlier man it's fucking welcome fucking great so so they uh the company did not respond back we are not here to express politics in the fucking office. Do you love America?

Yes, I love America. Good enough for me. That's all I need. You going to do your job? Yes. Cool. Are we going to disagree on some political views? Probably.

But as long as you do your fucking job, and as long as you love this country, and you're not a fucking communist, you can work here. That's America, bud. This shit, I am done. You anti-America motherfuckers, you are fucking done. You are fucking done. Because guess what? I might be the only one saying it right now, but in a fucking six months, everybody's going to be saying it. It's exciting. Yeah, no, it is. Here's the cool thing about it too, though. So with this,

and we've talked about this before, how abortions blow up. By the way, I am fucking pro-choice. Right. I actually fucking kind of agree with you, stupid fuck. But you come in my office and you make it hard, guess what? See ya. Yeah. The door. People are done, dude.

Yeah, they are. They're done. Because it's going to come down to the performance of their business and their livelihood or appeasing these people that don't know shit about fucking anything. That will probably likely make, lose even more money. Oh, the company's letting me know where you're staying. Yeah, you're fucking right. That's where I stand.

Oh, did you know? Yeah, I did that. Yep. Now what? See, people are starting to understand that if they just own their position there's nothing these fuckers can do there's no power man there's no power yeah so you're fucking you're fucking whatever yeah i'm whatever and see dude here's the problem most of these business owners are afraid of being called fucking names not understanding

that the names don't mean anything anymore and And here's what you guys have to understand. This is my piece of advice to you. If you're listening to this, you're like, oh, Andy, that sounds well and good, but I got to go through the gauntlet of this shit. Yeah. It's going to suck for a minute, but you know what? You'll be free afterwards. You'll be free. You're not held over a fucking barrel by unreasonable people. How can you be free if you're afraid that people, like, bro, a lot of these businesses are held hostage by these people. Yeah. Well, I mean, you look at the number.

You got 275 people that ain't fucking taking days off or morning over this shit. And you got one little squeaky wheel. Listen, here's what you got to realize. This goes for everybody out there listening. There's going to be people that don't like you there's gonna be people that fucking hear you the first time there's people that hear me the first time you're like this guy's fucking insane and what you come to realize after listening to me for more than one time is that i'm actually not i'm actually a very common sense human and so if you allow them to observe you without you having to defend

yourself at every little fucking regard eventually they'll see the truth i have a lot of people i mean let's look at it black square episode at the height of the racial division i said now i ain't fucking with it what happened to me dj hold on what happened at first oh i mean you had a few people were pissed off a few of them right i'm a fucking racist and he's a fucking white supremacist and he's this that this right dj's a fucking uncle tom dj's a coon right yeah all right what happened though what happened after the time passed? People who thought that they come observed and they continue to watch and they continue to listen. And if you just know who the fuck you are and you continue to do the right thing over and over and over again,

you will prove those people who call you those names to be liars. And that's the most powerful thing you can do. and you can only do that by allowing them to call you whatever the fuck they're going to call you and you keep it moving how many of those people came back all of them you know i'm saying i mean to me that's that's that's pretty fucking cool to me yeah you know i've had literally thousands of apology emails saying i thought you were this and this and this but you ain't none none of that. Well, my bad, bro. I was wrong. I just wasn't seeing it like this. I see it like that now.

Yeah, a lot of that. And in fact, a lot of those people are now my biggest fucking advocates. Oh, yeah. They are the people who are sharing my shit nonstop. That's what happens. And this is why most people can never get to a place of relevance

because they can't ignore the negativity in the short term just a little bit yeah to continue the process of who they are and allow the world to observe the truth about who they are and what they say they are and the world judges you appropriately on your fucking actions and results that's a that's a that's a fucking universal truth of humanity and so what happened i said opinion, you said your opinion. People didn't like it because the social opinion was different. Same thing with COVID. But what happened as we went?

Now we're massively more credible because we stood our fucking ground. Our show is infinitely larger. Okay? So if you're a fucking business person or you're a manager or you're own a company and you're being held hostage by these people, tell them to get fucked and keep it moving. Yeah. 100%. Like, that's a cool thing. Like, so like they, the, the company did not necessarily respond to it. Right. But like at the same time, listen, bro, customers are used to this now. Customer like dude, 10 years ago when someone came out and like, try to like

their, listen, I have to explain this dynamic because people don't get it. When the internet was pretty new and social media was pretty new, transparency in business was not really a thing. Okay. Big corporations did whatever the fuck they want with no accountability. And they treat people like shit. There was all kinds of bad shit going on. L lies, blah, blah, blah, deceit, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That was, you know, in a, in a fucking nine, late nineties, early two thousands, as this shit has evolved, transparency has become something that you have to have to even be in business. Okay. You can't be fake because if you're fake and you treat your people like shit, it's going to come out. All right. So you have to try to do what's right all the time and you have to be the real deal otherwise you won't

be successful because of the nature of accountability that we have for both the customers and employees a thousand percent and so what's happened as social media has evolved is that let's just say let's just say 2010 had the same exact scenario happen this kid would have been supported and the company would have been fucking hammered. Fuck. Right. And that's got that progressively grew to, I think, a precipice in the last two or three years where like, you know, this cancel culture thing was like, and people have realized that

employees do this. Disgruntled employees complain about their fucking employers. This happened a hundred years ago and it still happens today. And what's happened is the reasonable person can see through this fucking shit. They understand that this person who's writing all this shit is just some fucking squeaky wheel fucking weirdo who's trying to cause shit. And for one day he gets attention and then your company continues to move. So the,

the ram of the, the, the, the owners of these businesses have had to stay quiet. They've had to not be who they are. They've had to not express opinions. They've had, they,

you know, Oh, you, you know, I agree with you, but you can't really say that. No motherfucker. You can say that.

The fact that you're not saying it is creating the prison that you live in. All right. And so what's happened is we're now to a point where people recognize this. They understand that like companies have disgruntled people. So those people do not have the power that they had 10 years ago. Right. And what's happening now is regular business owners, you know, I realized this a long time ago, but regular business owners are starting to figure out, wait, I don't have to tolerate

your fucking shit. And guess what? You're right. You don't. You don't. You never had to. Never had to. It's all a fucking big mental game.

I just did Ryan Mickler's podcast and we talked about how they utilize technology to create the perception of shame and how they create bots and fake accounts to shame people of opinions that don't fall in line with their fucking communist communist subversion uh subversion narrative which is what's happening okay so the this is why when you go out in the real world and you go on social media, it's two different fucking things. It's conflicting. Yes. So people are figuring it out. And these people do not have power.

And if you're out there and you own a business and you're dealing with this shit, tell them to eat shit. Tell them, hey, I can appreciate your political... Listen, I will tell them to eat shit. You should probably tell them this. Hey, I can appreciate your political position. We all live in him to eat shit. You should probably tell him this. Hey, I can appreciate your political position. We all live in a free country. You're free to have that opinion.

But the minute you disrupt my fucking company, if for any shape, way, shape or form politically, you're a fucking fire. That's fucking it. That's it. It's real,

man. So fuck off with that shit. Motherfucker. Yeah, 100%. And like the cool thing is too, man, because like even just with this abortion shit,

I had to put this article up here because I just felt like it kind of works with it. But like this article says, uh, our headline reads, I don't know, ranks higher than abortion in poll asking what's important to voters in 2022.

That's because it's below the line for everybody. Like I've been saying, exact. And now this is short. For every common sense person that is getting their ass beat at the gas pump, getting their ass beat in the stock market, getting their ass beat in the housing market, getting their ass beat at the grocery store,

eventually, guess what? You get tired of getting your ass beat. And that's where people are. And having an abortion ain't beating nobody's ass in this country. No. No. Yeah, so, I i mean according to the most recent uh my people are smart enough to fucking know this dude this it fucking sent shivers down my spine yeah uh in the most recent uh uh monmouth university poll only five percent of those interviewed said that abortion was an important issue to them ahead of the midterm elections y'all about to lose your

job y'all about to lose your job y'all about to lose your job fuckers yeah economic issues drove most of the responses oh it's the greatest video ever it's the cop locking up the fucking black lady yeah that black woman was getting arrested by the black cop. And she's like, you were about to lose your job. And there's like a million remixes to it. And he's like, no, you've never seen this. Oh,

bro. There's some, I'm out of all the people I'm talking to. Audio engineer, Joe, he should know this, a producer of music. Bro,

you have to, you have to fucking watch these remixes because people put beats to them. It's actually really good. It's pretty provocative, bro. It gets the people going. Like I find myself dancing to that shit. You about to lose your job.

He's just, that dude's just laughing his ass off. He's like, no, I'm not. I'm not actually going to go to jail though. But yeah, I thought I saw this and it was refreshing. fresh was this uh so this was a mammoth this is a daily

wire uh it's a mom with a fucking one of these liberal indoctrination camps i think i would like to say they're pretty in the middle i don't know yeah they're pretty in the middle i mean they they took 978 adults uh between june 23rd and 27th man those motherfuckers say i don't know they're not saying i don't know they. They just don't want to say no. They're saying, I don't want to know. That's right. They don't want to say, it's below the fucking line. Exactly. I'll say it. Don't worry. Exactly.

I got you guys. Yeah. So yeah, so 5%, man. That's it. I can't wait till they elect me so I can hold these criminals accountable. I'm just fucking, I know that first segment of the show, that's going to get me in the fucking White House, bro. I'm going to be chopping off fucking arms and shit and so i'm back fucking amazing someone dicks back on people bro i'm gonna pull i'm going to be the president and i'm going to reach into this motherfucker like you ever seen indiana jones the temple of doom okay i'm gonna

reach into these this motherfucker's fucking chest myself as the president and show him his own fucking heart. Yeah. For real, dude. I believe you. It's going to change the whole country. We won't be having this shit no more. It also pointed out, too, that a majority of voters... Motherfuckers are still going to be beaten, too. Now I'm going to take a bite out of them.

Alright. Nobody's going to fuck with us, dude. What if they have COVID? You got to be careful, bro. Listen, bro. None of these motherfuckers are going gonna fuck with us dude what if they have covet hey listen be careful bro listen bro none of these motherfuckers gonna fuck with us russia ain't fucking with us no china ain't fucking with us you see that motherfucker president for selling hearts and shit nobody's fucking with us nobody i'm coming at you with braids of blades and lemon juice if you're lucky yeah so a majority of voters are also blaming they're all blaming would you guys vote for me yeah that's what i'm saying we already have to do this yes oh man yeah anyway so that company is now hiring. So by the way, you guys are looking for a music producer spot.

The company's hiring. All right. Go on. All right, man. Headline number two. This is, this is Andy.

You remember the story about the gay frogs? Yes. Okay. All right. So we've got to follow up here. Okay. Headline two reads Fauciauci's naid spent nearly five hundred thousand dollars to turn monkeys transgender i swear to god i swear to god it's

real it's a true thing it's a true thing all right so the bro imagine being one of these unwilling monkeys like you're walking around the jungle with a fucking monkey dick right like you they you take a nap and it's gone like bro that is listen all jokes aside that's fucking wrong it's fucked up man no it's fucked up and they're using all these animals yes yeah bro we should be respecting animals on this planet bro like we don't respect animals enough on this planet. And like, I'm not trying to hear from you fucking vegans and shit. Yeah. We're going to still eat some fucking animals.

Look, vegans, shut the fuck up right now. But I'm all about providing the highest quality of life to these animals while they're alive. Not treating them like fucking shit. And like, there's a whole different fucking. Listen, I'm riled up. See what they did in Pinedays, right? What? When they revolted the monkeys.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's going to happen. There's some fucking Caesars running around. Well, dude, I'll tell you right now, those fucking monkeys are smarter than most of the population. They can learn languages and shit. Like, dude, most of these people can't fucking read. That's true.

Did you share... Remember sharing a video where this guy chimp was shown numbers on the screen and then it went to squares he was touching them in consecution one two three and four no no but it was only up for like one tenth of a second i know that was the craziest part and dude listen it's not out of the list would Would you be surprised right now? Like if we fucking saw the news today and they said monkeys fucking revolt and they showed this fucking because they cut their dicks off. And you show all these monkeys running out of the zoo with fucking sticks and shit, bro.

I would not be surprised. No, I would not be surprised. I would think they did it on purpose. But I definitely I wouldn't be like, holy shit. You see that? No, I'd be like, damn, dude those are good movies too by the way oh yeah yeah my favorite one is the uh my favorite one is the uh the big orangutan yeah see i'm scared of that one that one scared the shit out of me actually he's like the peaceful one so uh but yeah so so the taxpayer watchdog

organization american transparency has revealed that the national institute of allergy and infectious diseases spent nearly 500 000 to try to turn monkeys transgendered um according to the report fauci's agency sick of this shit dude this is no listen fuck fauci fuck these people these people are sick and evil and fuck them yeah and he asked for monkey dicks yeah and like the craziest thing is go to hell man i believe so like you you like the listen these people are evil as fuck yeah well like and their their justification on the fucking experiment they said that the experiments were said to be an effort to understand why transgendered women experience higher rates of HIV.

That's why they're turning, it doesn't even fucking make sense. Listen, it's unacceptable. Yeah. No. My whole, let's go to the third topic. Fuck these people. That's what i think you like that

headline number three headline number three reads solar storms may cause up to 5 500 heart-related deaths in a given year man everything's causing these heart-related deaths everything is man isn't that crazy except the vaccine everything but the vaccine so you gotta laugh at this shit man i dude you know it's not funny no it's it's only funny because we didn't take it yeah no shit no shit no so in an approximate 11 year cycle the sun blasts not only did we not take it we got harassed non-stop for fucking a year and a half for not fucking wanting to take it right and and like now like as much as it is funny like it's funny right like we can make a joke like it's not funny it's not funny man so so in an approximate 11 year cycle cycle, the sun blasts out charged particles and magnetized plasma that can distort Earth's magnetic field, which may disrupt our body clock and ultimately affect the heart.

Solar storms that disrupt Earth's magnetic field may cause up to 5500. Yo, I was just thinking about something. I got to stop you here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want you to put up a bunch of, I this done tomorrow a bunch of uh what do they call that time like time lapse photography oh yeah okay like a screenshot yeah on my house because they're gonna drone strike it no for real and i want the evidence to to i want the evidence to show i'm being real okay yeah so you want you want some i want something that could see a missile

hitting my house. Got it. Because that's what these fuckers are going to do. Because I ain't got to stop. Got it. Yeah. So just know if my house blows up or something happens to me, I didn't fucking kill myself.

I didn't blow my own fucking house up. It wasn't a fucking accident. They fucking missiled me. Yeah. Just know that. I ain't fucking stopping, dude. Yeah, no. Well mean i think here's here's the the craziest part about the article is right here actually so it says her team uh and referring to the doctor that was uh referring this uh the study they're saying that her team is now trying to understand exactly how solar activity affects the heart so they can find ways

to protect vulnerable people when solar storms are predicted here's this the next big surge in solar activity is expected in 2025 now that's just five years after the vaccine was rolled out that's just enough time nobody's buying this shit like i've seen people with the vaccine making fun of them trying to call it climate change and all this like dude people are getting it dude and they're mad oh yeah fucking mad and they should be by the way i'm glad you're mad i just wish you would have gotten mad before no a lot sooner man yeah i all i've ever tried to do is is to help these people sound the alarm yeah that's it yeah well these people are fucking liars they're trying to cover their shit.

Everybody knows it. Nobody's buying it. It's a good thing. Yeah. Guys, that was our third and final headline. So now it is time for our thumbs up segment where I show a headline that you're going to get two thumbs up or two thumbs somewhere you don't want them. And with that being said, our thumbs up headline reads,

Men with large penises wanted in casting call for documentary Too Large to Love. It's more than just having big dick energy. UK producers are scouting for well-endowed fellas issuing a casting call

for men with large penises for a forthcoming documentary. So, Andy, I already booked us two tickets we're gonna go to uk to he says oh for me and any thank you yeah everybody knows about you white boys well i guess us black fellas we'll be over here exactly exactly that's right so so it says uh quote this is from the documentary it says a quote we'd like to speak to people about their positive and negative experiences of having a large penises uh penis or being with someone who has one uh reads the casting call which has been posted

online by spun gold uh the producers of the documentary too Too Large to Love. This bold new British series will reveal the oft harsh realities of living with a titanic tallywhacker. So apparently more than 50% of men, more than 50% of men in the world apparently wish to have larger penises. But what they're saying is that the guys that have the big penises, it's not all that it's cracked up to be. So if eligible candidates, OK, which until large gifted penises and they're over the

age of 18 of any ethnicity or sexuality, they will need to be willing to discuss the subject in a matter that will be appropriate for general adult audiences, Wells Online reported. While nudity will be involved in the production, freeing the willy on screen is not a requirement for accepted applicants. Where it gets a little weird, too, apparently this battle of the bulge isn't merely physical. A dude in New York, his name's jonah falcone uh who claims to have the world's largest penis with a 13 and a half inch behemoth when erect says he's sick and tired of being asked to whip it out so i think he probably will be going on there um but i don't buy

it because this is what he looks like like there's no fucking way bro there's no way no way what there's no way he has a fucking fortune. No, he does. I've seen it. Okay, now hold on. What do you mean? I've seen it. I fucking saw this dude on fucking TV. Listen, bro.

Hold on. Hold on. No. Wait, hold on. Relax. You got to let me finish, dude. Relax, relax. Listen, I got gotta plead the fifth

on this okay cause I can only I don't like to talk about my private life at all yeah however they had

I watched this guy on TV he was on a British television show and this woman he was telling this woman I thought the same thing you thought yeah there's no way well they had like a fucking toilet paper roll thing that was like the

size of his dick and he was like you know uh you i showed this to you motherfucker and the fucking i don't know don't put me in the dream the bigger woman she like looked at it and like her eyes got real big we talked about on the show i thought anyway she definitely wanted to fucking shot at the title with this dude but um but anyway yeah he does have that you know i'm saying and you know but i don't want to talk about this subject very much yeah like for real so what are we doing well i mean like dude congrats for having big meat but like i'm just saying like the article ain't wrong. Like, there's all kinds of problems, whether you have a little meat or a big meat. You know what I'm saying?

And it's a lesson in perspective about, you know, the way the world works. You're going to have advantages and disadvantages. That's how it is. And you get what the fuck you get. And, you know, sometimes it works for you. Sometimes it doesn't but no woman wants to fuck a dude with a fucking 13 inch dick it just ain't real true it's that's fucking porn fantasy i actually understand this guy uh it probably has real problems because you know

what i'm saying like it sounds funny and cool or whatever but like like, you know, it's a grass and always green. No, it ain't. And you know, um, I don't know. I think that show is going to make a lot of dudes feel like shit. You know what I'm saying?

And there's so few dudes with this fucking problem of, uh, you know, I, I don't know. Like, I think it's just going to be, I think it's stupid.

I think it's stupid shit to talk about because at the end of the day, you know, whether you have a big meat or a little meat, you know, I don't, you know, it is what it is, man. It's how you use it. I don't know. That's what people say. But like, you know, listen, bro. I don't know, man. It's possible.

Yeah. I can't talk about this. I give it. Yeah. I go. What am I supposed to say? I don't know what i'm supposed to say i don't know is it two thumbs i don't know i think it's two thumbs in your fucking eyes because it's more shit like honestly it's not good for people you know like all right well if you were a dude

had a little bitty wiener and fucking had to like know that like that has to suck yeah i can see that you see what i'm saying yeah they know that we know that they're putting shit in our water now so they're trying to come up with something else to cover it up i don't know bro it's possible should have could have would a motherfucker it is whatever but i mean uh yeah that's that yep guys i don't know i don't know what else to say bro i don't like talking about my own shit yeah i don't like talking about my personal life that's not something i talk about you know like i could only give you my perspective on things and my perspective on things that this is to plead the fifth plead thead the fifth. I like that. Well, that's all I got, man. Yeah.

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