REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 342. Andy & DJ CTI: $1 Trillion To Iran, Port Of Oakland Shutdown & Dave Chappelle Show Canceled
Episode Date: July 23, 2022In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss President Biden's poise to send 1 trillion dollars to Iran over the next six years, the Port of Oakland shut down after truckers continue to protest, and a Minnes...ota theater canceling Dave Chappelle's show after receiving 125 signatures & Antifa threats.
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Okay.
I mean, let's not throw anything off the table.
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that being said uh let's get into it yes sir let's get into it we're actually getting something
coming over right now guys we got breaking news breaking news breaking news headline just came
out guys uh you all have seen it the The headline reads, Lee Zeldin, attacker,
quickly released from jail,
just as poll predicted.
So the man who allegedly,
I don't know if you saw this video,
but the article reads,
the man who allegedly tried to stab
Republican candidate for New York governor,
Lee Zeldin,
with a blade weapon
during a campaign stop on Thursday
was released from jail within hours of his arrest on a felony charge just as Zeldin had predicted.
David Jacobonis who's 43 years old from Fairport New York was arraigned overnight in Perrington Town Court on account of second-degree
attempted assault stemming from the attack on Representative Zeldin, but was quickly
released on his own recognizance.
In a tweet after the violent incident in Monroe County, Zeldin, who is running as a tough-on-crime
candidate against incumbent Democrat Gov. Hochul, said he expected his alleged
assailant to be back on the streets in no time. Quote, his words as he tried to stab me a few
hours ago were, you're done. But several attendees, including Esposito from New York,
quickly jumped into action and tackled the guy. The gubernatorial hopeful tweeted
the early Friday, quote, law enforcement
was on the scene within minutes. The attack
will likely be instantly released
under New York's laws.
And that actually
came into fruition.
So
there's a lot there. I mean,
they're saying that the guy's a 43-year-old
war veteran. That has not been confirmed, though. Who fucking cares? It's not lot there. I mean, they're saying that the guy's a 43-year-old war veteran.
That has not been confirmed, though.
Who fucking cares?
It's not been confirmed.
Who fucking cares?
I don't care who the fuck you are or what you fucking did.
No.
You can't stab people, dumb fuck.
Can't do it.
Okay?
Can't shoot people.
Can't shoot into people's houses.
Okay?
We have a problem. You guys, listen. Let't shoot into people's houses. Okay? We have a problem.
You guys, listen.
Let me say this first and foremost.
We are living in the wild, wild west right now.
So all of you who are still idealists that think everybody, it's safe everywhere.
It's not safe right now in America.
It's just not. And I would highly encourage anybody listening to be prepared, be armed, be trained
with that weapon that you are armed with so that you could properly defend yourself. Because
these, you have to understand, you want to talk about systemic problem.
This is a systemic problem. Okay okay we have had outside influences
finance the prosecuting attorneys across the country into power and paid them
to not prosecute the crimes this is happening everywhere right. People are still not aware of this.
People think this is the police's fault.
This is not the police's fault.
The police can arrest a man, as you see currently, for literally trying to murder a human.
And he will be out in a couple hours because these people are corrupted.
All right.
And it's all part of a bigger narrative.
Do you not remember when they let out all the violent criminals for covid they want high crime they want danger they want chaos
because they want you to beg for their solution which by the way they are going to create a lot
more chaos before they try to offer you the solution. All right. They want you to say,
fucking anything is better than this.
I've had enough.
That's right.
And so there is no fixing this
at the current point in time
without a physical revolution,
which I do not think is going to happen.
Okay.
So what I think you guys need to do is prepare yourselves properly for any
situation when it comes to violent crime, because as you know, right now there is nobody being
prosecuted for crimes, which is wrong, which is why you have to get engaged in your communities.
You have to take an interest in who's getting elected,
who's getting appointed, all the way down to the school boards, your community civic boards,
all the way up through your state government to the national government. You have to take an interest in understanding who stands for what and who is financed by what.
And here's a real easy thing, a cheat code for you to
understand. If they are affiliated in any way, in any way, in any way with the World Economic Forum
or with George Soros, they are an enemy of America and anybody else besides that person
should be in that position. Understand that these people want you poor.
They want you sick.
They want chaos.
They want total oppression and total control.
And they are making it appear to the average citizen as if these are the virtuous candidates
who truly are kind.
You know, they like, oh, these poor criminals.
This guy's a war veteran.
I don't fucking care, bro.
And neither should you.
It doesn't matter what someone's past is
if they're bringing violence and chaos into our communities.
Those people have no place in our communities.
And this is coming from someone who is an actual victim of a violent crime.
These people have to be held accountable. If you do not hold them accountable, things will get worse
and worse and worse and worse. Okay. So we need a firm hand here with violent offenders.
Violent offenders are a different kind of offender. And I think everybody listening agrees with that.
And here's a good thing. And this is a good slash bad thing. There's enough crime happening right
now that a lot of these people are realizing that what they thought may not be true.
You know, you think everybody out there is some sort of good person at heart. That's not true.
That is not true. There are evil people out there. There are evil people out there who have been sucked in by the
evil, who are so evil that there is no saving them from coming back from that dark side.
You have to be a realist when dealing with people in a society, when we're talking about the public, what's the best for
the public good. There are people, people who commit crime after crime after crime, or who,
you know, have this rap sheet a mile long of shit that they did.
Listen, their upbringing might've sucked, man. I don't know, but it doesn't change the fact that
they're fucking up lives of other people who are doing the best that they can. We cannot have that
in society. Cannot have it. And that's not me being cold. That's me telling you the truth.
And once you're touched by a violent crime in some way, shape or form, I'm guaranteeing you,
you will feel the same way. We need a much heavier hand on violent crime in this country.
You guys need to demand it.
It needs to be in unison from the people, not Democrat or Republican or fucking any
of this other bullshit.
And it's got to stop.
And until you start calling for fucking heavy hand with violent crime, the problem will
never really correct itself because the truth is most
of the violent crime is committed by, by prior violent offenders. So if you remove all the
violent offenders from society, who's going to do the violent crime? You get it? Like good people
don't just wake up one day and be violent. Yeah. Now, now does it happen sure yeah but but it doesn't happen that's not
the norm so if the most percent like just to talk about the data here if most of the crimes are
committed by prior violent criminals most if most of the violent crime are committed by prior violent
criminals then what's the fucking solution what if you remove all the violent criminals
how much violent crime will actually be born
into new data points do you see what i'm saying so like dude most of this is being caused by a
certain group of people that have done these things over and over and over again and it doesn't matter
and it shouldn't matter if they're fucking white if they're black if they're this if they're that
or anything these are people that are hurting other Americans. Okay. If we, you have to remember when you buy into this identity
politics, instead of seeing everybody as the Americans together, you're buying into their
fucking program. That's what allows them to get away with things like this, because then people
are allowed to bring the argument up of, well, most of the violent offenders
are young black men who were raised this way and that way.
That may or may not be true.
I don't know.
But the point of the matter is,
that doesn't mean we tolerate violence in society.
Yeah.
This one person does not outweigh the lives
of these 15 over here.
Never does.
And their sad story can be sad.
But once they cross that line that's that's that's a
um invasion of other people's freedom and that's not what this country is about bro
it's not right oh that's real so and you know and it's always these do-gooder far left
white people that have never had to deal with true violence or true violent crime who have grown up
in these posh communities and went to these posh schools where they think they're virtuous by
having sympathy for these criminals when they have no fucking understanding of the criminal
mindset and the criminal element and how it really operates right so anyway yeah it's bullshit
that's right i mean there's a lot of stuff that don't add up to it i
mean i don't know who paid this fucking dude to get this done but doesn't matter doesn't matter
he you know let's let's um let's let's play a what if game yeah
what party was the affiliation of the dude who ran over everybody on christmas
uh democrat okay what was the affiliated party on subway shooter democrat what was the affiliated
party on the grocery shooter democrat what was the affiliated party on the uh the texas shooting
democrat what was the affiliation on the attempted shooting at the mall in Indiana? Democrat. Okay.
But what's the narrative?
It's the right wing.
Far right wing domestic terrorists are causing the shootings.
Completely untrue.
So here we have a scenario where a man is supposedly for freedom attacking.
Another person that says he's for freedom.
Yeah.
So if you were running a narrative and you were convincing people to attack people and shit right which is happening by the way
if you were doing that and you wanted to actually push your narrative the way that you were doing
it wouldn't you like if you like listen if you were a true fucking leftist whack job and you
wanted the narrative that they try to push to be true like if i was going to go do this shit i would dress up like them and do the fuck you see what
i'm saying right so how do we know that this guy how do we know anything about this that's what i'm
saying because just because you fucking put a baseball cap on a fucking hat that says iraq
freedom you can buy that on fucking amazon it doesn't mean shit and you know and you know what
even if you were even if you are even if Even if you were, even if you are,
even if that guy is a Patriot,
even if he agrees with every fucking thing I say,
that motherfucker belongs in jail.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And not for a fucking year,
dude,
violence should be held.
Like,
dude,
it should be known.
Like if you commit an act of violence or sexual violence,
I'm not talking
about uh you know saying a girl has a nice butt i'm talking about fucking beating the shit out of
her raping her okay these things should be punished extremely harsh you know and i'm talking
like you should know if you commit a violent crime you're going away for 25 you should know if you commit a violent crime, you're going away for 25. You should know that.
And you should know that if you kill someone legitimately in anger and
violence,
you're getting killed.
You should not.
If criminals knew that the shit would stop.
Yeah.
But we have too many do-gooders out there who are idealists,
who can't come to terms with the idea that there are actual evil people that
are just fucking evil and
want to create chaos that's part of the human experience there are people like that just like
there are people out there that are pure dude they're pure goodness there's the opposite that
exists and everybody want everybody if you asked everybody is there pure goodness out and everybody
knows somebody that's pure goodness.
But when they look at these people who are pure evil,
they say, well, there's some good in them.
Sometimes there's not.
And we cannot allow those people to ruin our experience here in this country.
That's the fact we have to accept.
Yes.
I understand where the sympathy comes from.
I'm not cold hearted.
I can't let that fucking.
It doesn't matter to the result. We're from. I'm not cold hearted. I can't let that fucking.
It doesn't matter to the result.
We're not.
We're not.
I'm sorry that you got a shitty fucking hand.
Let's work to fix that.
Let's work to fix that.
So that happens less and less and less.
OK, let's let's let's fix that.
Can we save the next person who got dealt a shitty hand before before they do? OK, let's let's solve these problems.
We understand that there's problems in certain segments of society
where they need to be corrected.
We all get that.
And it's not just exclusive to
fucking black people. It's a socioeconomic
issue. It's not a fucking color issue.
Okay?
We all understand that.
So let's work to fix those things
while simultaneously setting
a fucking limit on the
amount of damage that these violent people can create for us, because that will fix the problem
on both ends. That's real, man. That's real. Well, guys, that was our breaking news headline.
Now on to our, I guess, normal headlines. Headline number one. Headline number one reads,
Top Middle East Air Force official expects Iran to resume attacks on United States.
So this just came out.
Hold on.
How many Iranians just came across the border
in the last fucking two years?
Come on now.
Well, how many?
Hold on.
How many?
I'm asking for a number i don't know i mean
there's been a hold on no tell truth do you know no how many hold on you say a lot but do you know
okay well is one iranian soldier sneaking across the border worth it i don't think so either no
and see a lot of your idealistic mentality has now allowed a hostile fucking force to plant people in our country.
You guys are fucking morons.
I try to tell you this.
You try.
Trump, try to tell you this.
There should be no fucking illegal immigration, not a single fucking human illegally immigrating in this country.
There should not be a single illegal immigrant in this
country a single one zero there should be zero that's the reality everybody should go through
the process everybody should be documented we should know who these people are do they align
with our culture are they good people to bring their enemy country like and they're not fucking
fleeing for asylum like i mean there's a lot of things yes and people but people hear that and they're like no we're talking about national
security dude exactly not everything is sunshine and motherfucking rainbows bro exactly if this
goes to the first thing we talked about there are people out there to fucking hate you bro
exactly you guys live in america you've had it fucking so good and there are people out there
that would fucking they wouldn't these people would not not only would they not piss on you if you were on fire they'd say you on fire and your
fucking kids and they would do your kids first just so you can watch exactly you don't understand
you're gonna understand very very soon man yeah yeah so the top uh u.s air force general in the
middle east warned uh on thursday that iran-backed militias could resume attacks in the region against the United States and its allies as tensions rise.
Assaults that could lead to a new Mideast escalation.
For instance, he said recent U.S. intelligence that Iran is preparing to send Russia armed and unarmed drones to use in its war
on Ukraine is not a surprise, but it's concerning. And they're tracking all of this stuff, right?
Now, here's my question, because if you guys can stick with me for a minute, you guys remember
just a week ago, we read this headline and this headline said, this is absolutely treason and impeachable. Biden poised to send over a trillion dollars to Iran in the next six years.
What are we doing?
We're destroying America.
Makes perfect sense to me.
It sure does.
When you understand that, when understand that the basic under the basic
truth that this is all intentional it's fucking methodical then it all makes sense yeah like there
is a fucking rhyme and reason for every fucking decision and plan that they fucking do yeah
and what i say about six months ago i said there was two things they were going to do they were
either going to try to bring back in another fucking pandemic shit or world war three world war three
and we just so happen to have china russia iran india and brazil all on the same new coalition
brick yep okay and then we have the world economic forum and NATO on the other side,
by the way,
our country is aligned with them.
So you understand,
because some of you don't,
and you guys all think NATO is some really good thing.
NATO is a vessel of communism,
bro.
It's all it is.
Like what you don't understand is that we're on the wrong fucking team.
Our country is on the wrong fucking team.
And I'm not saying we need to be on this team over here either.
But what I am saying is why are we giving the other team a trillion fucking dollars and then still trading with
china when china is apparently causing china russia causing this fucking problem
putin price hike and all this shit right right there's no fucking uh terrorists put on on their
shit right now nope okay we're not they're not sanctions we're sending our shit there just like
always yep okay and then we're buying their shit just like always so they're not sanctions we're sending our shit there just like always yep okay
and then we're buying their shit just like always so they're not feeling any fucking pain
all right and we're sending a trillion dollars to a part of the opposition
that's gonna follow this shit right back here hold on hold on hold on where's the war at right now here no no the actual war ukraine it's in ukraine yeah
where's it going to be after ukraine here no it's going to be in taiwan oh yeah that's china's next
move okay and then where's the where's the one after that oh it's in the middle east right
do you really think that that that they're not trying to distribute our forces across all platforms in strategic positioning for World War III for us to lose that war?
No.
Financially as well.
You fucking guys get it?
Our own government is leading us into a fucking three-front, a possible three-front altercation with people that are actually stronger than us at this point that should scare the living fuck out of every single american
and people who are going to act like oh i'm being parent well we'll see we'll see what happens yeah
i'm just telling you dude looks like a duck walks like a duck and what could we do it's the same
things i've been telling you you have to fucking stand
up in unison and reject all this shit from everywhere at the end of the day it's money dude
you dry up the money they stand for communist shit you don't buy their fucking products
you you argue them on every point you you you fucking set up resistance for them on every point
you be proud american and stand up and raise your kids. Right.
That is a culture.
That is the cultural turnaround that we need to win.
What's happening here.
That's what you can do.
And with you not doing it,
you are giving them an inch every single fucking minute of the day.
That's real,
man.
Guys,
that was headline number two.
I'm sorry.
Headline number one.
Headline number two. I'm sorry, headline number one. Headline number two reads,
Trucker protesters halt operations at Port of Oakland over California labor law.
So this is fairly new.
The Port of Oakland was shut down for the third day in a row now on Thursdays
as truckers continue to protest a California gig worker labor law that could impact
an estimated 70,000 truckers. The protests, which started this past Monday, have shut down the third
busiest port on the West Coast and the eighth largest port in the nation. Cargo traffic coming
in and out of the port has been stopped by a blockade of trucks, and it is unknown when the protests will end.
The truckers are protesting Assembly Bill 5, or AB5,
which, quote, requires companies that hire independent contractors
to reclassify them as employees, with some exceptions.
CNBC reported an estimated 70,000 are classified as independent contractors.
Truckers protesting are worried
that if they do not seek out
work that classifies them as employees,
they will then have
to, quote, pay more for insurance
and permits to remain independent
under the law's guidelines.
The law would also create a challenge
for independent truckers to work their
own hours and earn a living if they have to become an employee.
The Associated Press noted the law passed by legislators back in 2019 that was supposed to take effect in 2020, but it had been tabled due to legal challenges.
The U.S. Supreme Court recently refused to hear the case, which could have allowed the state to implement the law.
However, the California Trucking Association is still challenging it in the lower courts. They're
demanding that Governor Newsom and lawmakers reconsider implementing AB5 if the courts allow
the state to do so. One protester who owns a trunking company slammed Newsom and told CNBC
that he has refused to talk with them.
So he's not even opening up dialogue.
Ports have been shut down for literally five days now,
and it's still going on.
This is impacting food.
This is impacting furniture, electronics.
Yeah, he's a communist.
A lot of different things.
Well, he's a communist.
Maybe there's a reason he's not trying to talk to them.
100%. Listen listen more pain and
suffering for people yeah okay you guys got to understand the free market it settles itself
yeah the value of the good demands a certain price and that's just what the market is that's
a free market yeah and the more the government gets involved the harder it is for people to function in a fair way.
And that's intentional because then they can take their cut.
And in this case, it's not just truckers, dude.
It's all kinds of people.
People don't realize this.
This is like any independent rep or any kind of, you know, I mean, really anything that's not a full-time employee.
This is what this is doing.
And it's going to ruin a lot of companies if they put it through, like literally bankrupt them.
And then all those millions of people won't have any income.
And what's that part of?
Communism.
Okay.
They're trying to remove the income potential from people because they know that they're not going to bring these people on as
employees so they're going to lose their income right all right when they lose their income they
know that these people are going to become part of the state this is just another fucking block
in that whole puzzle that's what this is this is all about there's no reason for it it's complete
bullshit it should be completely illegal in this country to do things like this
um and it sucks and it sucks for for all kinds of people not just truckers you know i mean i i you
know sucks to have more supply chain issues but at the same time man these dudes are right yeah
well no 100 yeah and the thing that the thing that really bothers me because you have some people out
there that you know like like we've been talking about refuse to see the evil almost right like
that is the fucking truth that's exactly what's happening but even if you are
one of the people out there that be like oh well you know that that that i don't think it's about
communism well but but understand this the the results are still the same right like like like
there is nothing good about him not fucking even trying to talk. Yeah, but the thing is, is it is about communism.
Right.
It's that can't be argued.
There's no if you think it's not, you don't understand what's going on.
Exactly.
OK, so it is about communism.
It is part of that agenda and it needs to be resisted.
And you guys need to stand the fuck up.
Yeah, because this is this whole play on the backside of the
conversations here. They're not thinking, man, what's best for people. They're thinking what's
best for us. And what's best for us is that more and more people become dependent on us
because then they need us. And if they need us and they can't escape the need for us,
then we own them. And that's need us and they can't escape the need for us, then we own them.
And that's what you guys are failing to understand.
That's why I continue to say personal excellence, independence.
A lot of you guys celebrated the independence of our country.
You're not even fucking independent.
How many motherfuckers do you fucking know?
How much control do they have over your lives?
How financial are
you in a position where you could walk away from your job just because it doesn't fit with your,
uh, with your personal beliefs about what's right and wrong? No, you're not. No. So you need that
personal independence for our country to be independent. You have to understand these
things start with you. They don't start with the government.
They start from us.
So we have to understand what the actual strategy is here.
The strategy is not to serve us in any way.
In fact,
it's the opposite of that.
That's real,
man.
Well,
that was headline number two,
guys moving on.
I can't pretend this is anything else,
bro.
Cause I already know it is.
Yeah.
Like you got to call it out for. Yeah. No longer am I going to say, well, you know, if you don't pretend this is anything else, bro, because I already know it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got to call it out for what the fuck it is. Yeah, no longer am I going to say, well, you know, if you don't think it is, bro, if you don't think it is, you don't fucking know what's going on.
I've got thousands of hours into looking into this.
We've dedicated our whole lives to it for the last two and a half years.
On top of that, we're both pretty fucking smart people.
Okay?
You guys have to understand.
How many hours have you put into it?
Right.
Right.
How many books have you read?
How much research have you done?
Yeah. There's no point about pussyfooting around it.
That's what I'm saying.
So I'm not going to sit here and pretend like it's something else.
It's fucking communism.
They're calling it democracy.
Every time they say we're in fear of losing our democracy,
they're saying we're in fear of losing our democracy they're saying we're in fear
of losing our agenda for communism that's what they're fucking saying that's real man
drove guys on to our third and final headline headline number three uh this is a this is a
good one headline number three reads uh minnesota theater cancels dave Chappelle's show over petition with just 125 signatures.
Antifa threats.
So a Minneapolis music venue called.
So in this case, right?
Like, let's just say in this case, what do you do?
You never go there again for fucking any show ever again.
Ever.
Ever again. Ever. Ever again.
Ever.
Well, good thing is, I think it says in the thing,
but this venue is actually having to reschedule some shows
because of poor attendance now.
Well, for the few, they're having fucking tickets return.
They don't know their customer.
People are done with the woke shit.
If you run a business and you're still doing things like this,
you're a fucking idiot.
It'll ruin your whole company.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So a Minneapolis music venue canceled a performance by comedian Dave Chappelle just hours before
he was supposed to take the stage.
The venue, First Avenue, had received a petition signed by just 125 people and threats from
Antifa.
Quote, the Dave Chappelle show tonight at first Avenue has been canceled and is
moving to the varsity theater.
The venue set an announcement.
Fucking cowards.
Dude,
dude,
how terrible business move,
by the way,
a lot of what we talk about here is business.
Had you stood up for freedom,
had you stood up,
you would,
you would have never had to worry about a sellout ever again.
Your fucking entire history.
You guys are operating in the
backwards time it's flipped now yeah it's been flipped and a lot of you guys are you're fucking
canceling yourselves from the other side yeah dude so the article continues the venue apologized for
failing to be a proper safe space uh as the comedian has made jokes about transgender people.
Quote, it's a stat.
Should I read it like that?
But he also has made jokes
about every other motherfucking group of people.
He's made jokes about everybody.
He's made a lot of jokes about fucking white dudes.
Yeah.
I still love Dave Chappelle.
Exactly.
I'd laugh my fucking ass off.
You know why?
Because they're all fucking true.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Fuck, man.
But here's the apology they wrote.
They said, quote, to staff, artists, and our community, we hear you, and we are sorry.
We know we must hold ourselves to the highest standards, and we know we let you down.
We are not just a black box with people in it.
And we understand that first Ave is not just a room, but meaningful behind our walls. The statement continued.
An Antifa-aligned group called Minnesota Uprising, or MM Uprising, had made several threats related to the performance.
Here's one tweet they said, quote, every action of fascism
happening in so-called Minneapolis
shares a root of colonial violence,
be it from corporations,
the pigs, or the city.
To comrades who continue to fight,
we love you.
Continue to engage in radical action
and rage against violence.
The time to act is now.
So Varsity Theater,
they put out a tweet. They attention dave chappelle fans the show scheduled for tonight at first avenue has not been
moved to varsity theater your tickets from first avenue will be honored doors open at eight and we
highly recommend arriving early now that's a smart business play genius. It's genius. And so then Minnesota Uprighters responded.
They said, fuck adversity theater and any transphobe that think they can live comfortably
in this city.
Bring your best party tricks tonight at 6 p.m.
Show starts at 8 p.m.
Oh, I'm sure so.
Wait.
So you guys are still going to go to the show?
I thought you didn't like the show.
I don't get it. Yeah. i don't get it yeah i don't get it you go into the show if you hate this dude so bad that's what i'm saying i don't get it not only that bro come on come on bring it yeah like bring it come on
people are done with your shit dude we're done come on it's so i don't get it man i don't get it but uh article finishes it says according to
report uh from the daily mail uh they launched a change.org petition and they attracted 125
signatures um a 12th of the crowd expected to uh to be at the show on wednesday night it was enough
to persuade first avenue to ditch the event despite having sold over
1500 tickets at 129.50 a pop that's a total of nearly 200 000 that they would have taken a nice
handsome slice of um well that was really stupid business why don't you like okay how about this
like hey guess what let's use all these fucking crazy right fucking conspiracy theories money and transphobes money and let's just take that and put that into our
community like what that would be smart listen man right go back to the tweet where they're like
so-called minneapolis like bro these people like have you ever heard that like have you heard a
super like bro have you heard some of these super wokesters like they start up they start talking
and they're like yes we're standing
on the sacred land of the of the fucking of the booga booga tribe right right you know and
you it's so-called minneapolis and like you know it at like bro these people are in you
they're intellectual fucking morons yes and they think they're enlightened because they've been
told they're enlightened and they've been told this shit is of high intelligence, high moral value.
And little by little by little by little, they are realizing that they were lied to.
And hold on.
The point is, why?
Why is there less and less people showing up?
Bro, listen, you Antifa guys are getting into dangerous territory because you're going to
show up in some of these things and there's going to be three or four of you and these people
are going to fucking hurt you.
Exactly.
Like, like that's my thing.
It's like, just because you, you, you make your own fucking.
And this was this Wednesday.
So how'd the show go?
I think it went great.
Yeah.
I'm just saying like, what'd you got motherfuckers do?
Nothing.
Nothing.
That's what I'm saying.
Exactly.
Nothing.
It's all smoke and mirrors.
And they've convinced you with the Twitter verse that these people are far more powerful than they fucking are
everybody's starting to see the truth and nobody's afraid anymore yeah nobody's afraid anymore you
can't be bro like that's why when you that's why instead of showing instead of them showing up and
actually doing anything nothing happened right that's what i'm saying like they're online saying
fuck you know what fuck what andy says okay like dude listen cool listen listen shopping at fucking grit with
comrades comrades yeah listen here comrades that's fuck that's fucking communism exactly
they don't these people are so unintelligent bro that they don't understand that what they're fighting for is actually
fascist behavior.
What the side they're standing on is the fascist.
They don't understand this.
When you have corporate interests totally aligned with fucking media and political interests,
that is not freedom.
That is oppression.
That is the definition of fucking fascism.
Exactly.
Okay.
And what you're fighting for and what you're truly standing for is communism.
That's why, and they know this too, by the way.
I'm not saying they know this.
They fucking know this.
Because that's why whenever you find these motherfuckers and it shows like a photograph of them,
we always see the hammer and sickle tattooed on them somewhere.
They understand what they're doing.
This is in the playbook, Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky.
This is the communist fucking playbook.
It's in Karl Marx.
You motherfuckers just don't fucking read it.
It tells you to call them names
and it tells you what names to call them.
Like it tells them what to do.
There's books out there
that tell people to do exactly what they're doing.
And like the reasonable people of America are just sitting there and taking it oh i'm sorry i'm a fascist
like bro you're not a fascist no you're not at all you are anti-fascist actually like dude this
we're antifa bro that's the truth no we are i know i know that and it's they it's all a fucking
smoke and mirrors everything they say and
everything they call everything is the opposite is actually true right yeah 100 that's my thing
it's like like like listen here comrades just because you shop at goodwill and you recycle
your grocery bags and you grow your fucking leg hair out does not make you more virtuous and more fucking anything
than anybody else okay go shave your fucking armpits just buy some store-bought soap and
stop trying to make your own shit because you stink i do not just keep it moving it's a whole
listen man these people and it's sad these people have never belonged to anything if we ever look at
these people what what do they who are they they're not the they're
not the the functional males of society no you take the black mask off and the shit and these
are these like take the pool noodles away yeah bro it's these young fucking like dungeons and
dragons motherfuckers who who have had a hard time listen i'm not saying this i'm not saying
this to pick on him dude because
at the at the core of the issue it's sad yeah it's fucking sad because these and by the way
that does not excuse their behavior yeah like you fucking hurt someone it's back to what i said
exactly but i can get i get it like i get it like these people have been a fucking bullied and made
fun and they're they think they're fighting for something that's real.
But they have been lied to.
And they don't.
You understand what I'm saying?
There's people.
Listen, what I'm trying to say is there's people in those organizations that believe truly they're doing a virtuous thing.
And they're being manipulated by people who have a playbook and they're running it on them.
And there's a lot of that.
It's the same thing with Democrats.
Maybe they're not radicals, but the traditional Democratic voter, you do not align with what the Democrat Party is about right now.
Right now.
That's why all these people are like, I feel politically homeless.
Well, the reason you feel politically homeless is because that's not democrat that's communist party that's why you have traditional democrats who have been democrats
for their whole lives like joe mansion standing up and being like fuck you i'm not going with this
shit and you guys because you want to be in line with the with the narrative you demonize mansion
when in reality he stands for the fuck you think you stand for.
Exactly.
There's a lot of confusion, dude.
This is supposed to be confusing.
It's supposed to be demoralizing.
It's the whole demoralization
process, all this crime, all this
negativity, all this scare tactics, all
this shit, that is all
intentional,
and it's all designed to get you to be like
fucking any just do something just do something and fix it and that's what this is designed to do
that's why they call it the great reset that's why their slogan is uh out of chaos comes order
i mean fuck guys get smart guys that was our three it's time for our final segment of the I mean, fuck, guys. Get smart.
Guys, that was our three.
It's time for our final segment of the show.
We have our thumbs up headline, as always, where I show a headline and you don't get two thumbs up.
Or two thumbs somewhere you don't want them.
And with that being said, our thumbs up headline reads,
Michigan man thought his $139,000 lottery win was a scam email.
So this actually just literally just happened.
A Michigan man said he won a $139,000 prize from the Michigan lottery, despite believing
that the initial email notifying him of his victory was a scam.
The 32 year old man from Oakland County, Michigan, chose to remain anonymous, of course, but
said on Thursday that the money couldn't have
come at a better time. He said, though, that when he first heard the news of his jackpot,
which was sent by the lottery via email, he thought that it was likely a scam.
Quote, my wife called me crying one day and told me about an email that had just came through informing me that I won $139,000 lottery prize, the man said.
We agreed not to get too excited yet, thinking maybe it was a scam.
Quote, when we called the lottery and confirmed the prize was real,
my wife started crying and I couldn't stop pacing in the house and shot.
The lucky winner said that he then went to the Michigan Lottery headquarters to claim his prize.
He told the lottery that he was planning to use the money to take a vacation and spend the rest opening college funds for his two daughters.
The Michigan Lottery said that the man didn't actually win the money by playing the regular lottery game.
His victory actually came when he was selected in a random July drawing that he entered by playing the state's online lottery game.
A portion of every purchase on the online game is used to fund a jackpot that is awarded
in a monthly, quote, second chance drawing.
The lottery said a new drawing begins each month with the pot being reset to $5,000.
Players are able to earn one entry in the second chance drawing for every 50 cents they
spend online
um in addition to the state lottery number of michigan landers michigan how the what the fuck
is that mission ganders is that a real is that what you call those guys michiganders i guess
that's what it is is that what they're is that what they're called it looks it appears so So, mission ganders? Yes.
I've been in Missouri too long, bro.
Okay, so in addition to the state lottery,
a number of mission ganders have seen significant wins playing national lottery games such as Mega Millions.
In January of 2021,
a person bought a winning Mega Million ticket at a grocery store,
made him the recipient of $1 billion.
The third largest in United States history.
Almost a mistake.
What we got?
He probably thought he had a cousin over there in Nigeria.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Nigerian prince.
Nigerian prince.
Paid off.
Finally.
All you guys, he's stiff.
They finally paid one. Yeah. Bro, I probably would have deleted the email bro yeah i mean that's probably what most people do i get this shit
all the time how many people i wonder how many people have won but never claimed it because
they just don't check their shit yeah and that money i mean you know the nigerian prince is
redeemed everybody's gonna be talking to him again.
Yeah, dude, that's crazy.
Hey, man, you know what?
I don't know.
He probably did something.
This dude probably did something really fucking good, dude,
that we don't even know about.
There's some karma stuff there for sure.
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
It's like the one dude we talked about,
or the lady they got bumped into,
she got all pissed off because she pressed the wrong button.
Yeah.
Like the dude made her press the wrong button. Yeah your life fucking jackpot yeah yeah yeah that's great
man good for him you know it sounds like he's doing some cool shit with the money you know
responsible shit like most people that win money go fucking do dumb shit with it buy alpacas and
shit yeah i mean that's depends on who you ask if it's dumb or not. I don't have dumb to me, but, you know.
That's cool, though.
Yeah, I give it two thumbs up.
Yeah, two thumbs up.
I'm down with it.
Cool.
Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got.
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Went from sleeping on the floor.
Now my jewelry box froze.
Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove Counted millions in a cold
Bad bitch, booted swole Got her on bankroll
Can't fold, that's a no Headshot, case closed