REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 348. Andy & DJ CTI: China's Military Launching Missiles, Banana Boat Recalls Sunscreen & Drop Box Tailgate Parties To Protect Fair Elections

Episode Date: August 2, 2022

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the Chinese military launching missile strikes & attacks in another warning to Nancy Pelosi, Banana Boat recalling sunscreen products after detecting cancer-causing chemicals, and Arizona patriots setting up drop box tailgate parties to protect free & fair elections.

What is up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and del delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys. Today, we have Andy and DJ. Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. We're going to cruise it. Cruising. Yeah.

Keep going. Cruising the internet. Joe, spin that shit. Cruising. Cruising. Cruising. Cruising. Cruising. Cruising. Cruising. Cruising. Cruising. Cruising. Cruising. Cruising. Cruising. internet joe spin that shit yeah joe can't make a hit out of that bro so anyhow um back to the show uh this is CTI. That stands for Cruise the Internet. What we do here is we throw up headlines. We make fun of them. And then we talk about what may be true, what may not be true. And then we talk about what the actual underlying problem is in these headlines. And then sometimes when you tune in, we have Q and AF. And that is

where you submit the cues and I give the AFs. Now Q and AF is mainly about how to become better at whatever it is that you do. Okay. So we have the problem over here in CTI. Then we got Q and AF, and that kind of makes like a peanut butter and jelly, like fix shit sandwich. All right. That's what we try to do here. We try to create fixed shit sandwiches. Uh, then sometimes whenever you tune in and I'm feeling like yelling for 20 minutes, we do a real talk and that's where I like yell about stuff. And you know, it's not really me yelling, but since you guys think that it's yelling, I'm just going to say that I yell at you because you guys all say I yell at you anyway. What I do is I talk in a spirited tone, the way that I would talk to myself and you get to hear that internal dialogue. So that's what a real talk is. Then we have full

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So that's what the show's about, man. Uh, and we do so in a, what I think is fucking hilarious manner so that's what i do and if you don't think it's fucking hilarious too there's plenty other shows that are probably not as funny that you can listen to anyway i don't know any of it like yeah yeah i don't either i'm just saying everybody's like oh there's so so many okay well if there's so many other options, then go to them. And stop telling me about it.

I don't give a fuck. So anyway, on with the show. Let's get into it, man. And guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. We hyperlink all of the articles there. And with that being said, let's get into this, man. But first, we got something coming over.

We got breaking news. Breaking news's get into this, man. But first, we got something coming over. We got breaking news. Breaking news. Breaking news headline, guys. It's just come out. This headline reads, China's army releases video of military launching missile strikes and attacks and another warning to Nancy Pelosi as Taiwan cancels leave for soldiers to prepare for her trip tomorrow night. So I know everybody's been following this.

The Chinese People Liberation Army has issued another warning to Nancy Pelosi ahead of her expected trip to Taiwan with the video simulating a missile strike, aircraft carriers advancing, and fighter jets in formation. The video was posted on WeChat on Monday morning following reports the United States House Speaker will arrive in Taipei on Tuesday night. Despite Beijing warning they could shoot her plane down and launch a military response. Senior Taiwanese government officials and a U.S. official both told CNN that the stop is on her trip, even though it is not on her public itinerary. So there's a lot here. Here's the quick Top Gun 3.

Pretty badass. I'm going to say it's not bad. I mean, look, let's be real. You can stop the video. I mean, this looks like a fucking, this looks like one of our videos from like 10, 15 years ago. Yeah.

That's what the fuck it looks like. Yeah. You know, now we got fucking, we got, you know, fucking gender identity, fucking LGBTQ, elemental fucking Z. Yeah.

And doing TikTok dances in the army barracks. Or drag shows at a fucking Air Force base. Like, dude, I don't know at what point these Americans, like you guys listening, are going to realize how dangerous this actually fucking is. I mean, fuck, dude.

No, dude. As far as shooting down Nancy Pelosi, why are they going to shoot down their own fucking asset? Yeah. That doesn't make sense. Dude, that's what I can't make. I can't really make sense of that, man, because there's so much. But what I do know is that the Chinese,

they just activated their fucking naval fleet. Look, dude, you have to realize, too. I want people to realize this. Our fucking military is still fucking really badass. For sure. their fucking name you have to realize too okay i want i want people to realize this like our fucking military is still fucking really badass for sure like they they make just some weak leadership right now yeah but also it's intentionally showing weakness they're intentionally making america look weak as possible okay they need us to look as weak as possible because they need to embolden the people to go against us as well. Yeah.

All right? So they understand that there's still a lot of power here. It's a perception game. All right? And so part of this whole fucking thing is to make us look like shit and look, the curtain's been lifted. They're not really this or that or this, you know, and to embolden them and weaken us. Like that's the point.

It's to lower the brand equity of the United States in the eyes of every other country on the planet so that they can now see America as just another country and not as a superpower like it has always been known so that they can quote unquote have their you know know their place in the world order you see what i'm saying they can't have what they want with a with the united states as a superpower yeah they can't have what they want with the standard of living in the united states being that much better than every other country on the planet

that's a that's a big big yeah i know I've been saying it for fucking years, bro. People don't get it. They, over there, want us to be like them. They don't want to be like us. Fuck. And they're doing it right in front of your fucking faces and you still want to argue about fucking Democrat and Republican. Yeah. in front of your fucking faces and you still want to argue about fucking democrat and republican yeah yeah i don't it's hard to really make sense and i just saw the white house put out a statement

and they just said that they do not recognize taiwan independence so it's like to me that's kind of like a back down from i mean they're they're supposed to be our fucking ally you know i'm saying and now you're saying you're not you don't even we don't recognize her like i said dude i i fucking am pretty sure they're just gonna let them have it yeah so if i was in taiwan i don't know how i feel about that yeah i'd probably be really happy or really fucking shit my pants yeah you know what i'm saying so that's real man yeah yeah well that was our breaking news guys uh moving right along uh to headline number one hell on the board reads banana boat recalls sunscreen product after detecting cancer causing chemicals andy domis hello sir how are you said

this who said this shit what was that guy's name andy quincella yeah right yeah randy can sell it ready costello yeah yeah yeah holy shit yeah so we got andy domis joining us here uh but yeah so so okay and people will say well how did you how did you come up with that conclusion well if you look back to when skin cancer started becoming a thing it coincided with the same time they started coming out with sunscreen it's a yeah that's a big coincidence big big i mean fuck man we can't be this stupid yeah yeah so the so the article reads that uh the maker of banana boat sunscreen announced on friday it has voluntarily recalled three batches of its hair and scalp sunscreen spray SPF 30 after finding some samples of the product contained trace levels of a cancer causing chemical. Edgewell Personal Care Company, which submitted the announcement to the USDA, said in an internal review reported that some product

samples contained a human carcinogen known as benzene. The batches were set to expire in December 2022, February 2023, and April 2024. Quote, importantly, no other batches of hair and scalp either before or after the impacted production batches, and no other Banana Boat products are in the scope of this recall, may continue to be used by consumers safely as intended, a spokesperson from the company said. They also continued, they said that exposure to benzene can occur by inhalation, orally, or through the skin, and it potentially can result in cancers including leukemia and blood cancer of the bone marrow and blood disorders which

can be life-threatening yeah that's what they're telling that's what we know all we have to do is go back and look at the at the exact time when when this started getting pushed no to see what happened with the correlating sicknesses like there's a direct correlation that's enough for me yeah okay i don't use the shit no now maybe i'm making a big mistake i don't know there's people all over the fucking planet they never put a motherfucking sunscreen on their skin they seem to be fucking fine be just fine holy fuck dude yeah so i went to i went to the uh man you know what here's the truth i've seen enough shit in the last couple

years where i've really started to see shit clearly yeah i don't know what to believe so i don't know no i don't trust it i can only make decisions around what i personally do and do not trust, I don't use this shit. Now, maybe I'll die from that. I don't know. But I don't trust these motherfuckers. Yeah. I mean, so this is from the CDC's website. It's saying where benzene is found and how it's used.

And they're saying, you know, it's widely used in the U S it's, uh, ranks in the top 20 chemicals for production. Um, some of the industries that, uh, that use it, that is used to make some type of lubricants, uh, rubbers, dyes, detergents, drugs, and pesticides. Right. Um, and they say, you know, that in, uh, you know, small doses, it's okay. Right. But the, my question is if it's in fucking everything you know i'm saying like how much are we actually taking in you know i'm saying like these are some of the symptoms that you can get from having overexposure to benzene drowsiness dizziness uh rapid or irregular heartbeat headaches tremors confusion okay hold on dude listen how do we know that it's like, this is just one they're telling us about right at this point in time.

Right. Do you understand what I'm saying? So like to get all upset about one thing when there's 50 other things, you know, like we need to be asking bigger questions. Otherwise the truth will never come out. You see what I'm saying? Yeah.

Yeah. So like, dude, they give us just enough to shut up in my opinion. Yeah. And then continue with the play. Yeah. Which is make us fucking sick,

which is make us weak, which is make us dumb, which is make us apathetic to our own fucking community, our own government to make us divided from our neighbors based off skin color, political affiliation, who we like to fuck. Like it doesn't make fucking sense. And bro, we don't deserve to live in a, in a, in an environment here in America, which is supposed to be free under that kind of pressure and division, intentional fucking abuse day in and day out, it's fucking wrong. And so like, this is just a representation of a bigger problem. And the

bigger problem is this, how much have they intentionally tried to fuck us over? How much have they fucking hurt us? What things have they done to us to keep us from realizing what we're fucking actually capable of and who we are? What are they lying to us about? These things need to come to light and it's not conspiracy shit. Okay. We are far more capable of things. I am 100% certain than what they tell us we are. I know because i've seen it in my fucking life over and over and over again you've been around me for two fucking years bro is shit a fucking accident or is it not no okay like dude i think there's some things about this world that we are not supposed to find out that's wrong yeah we deserve to know who the fuck we are and what

we're actually about and the shit that they know we deserve to know where we fit in the hierarchy of the and you know the the the fucking beings you know what i'm saying like bro this is this is just another fucking thing. But it's conspiracy theory. Right. And I'm crazy. Dude, I don't give a fuck if you think I'm fucking crazy. That's the thing.

You guys just go ahead and keep living in your fucking odds with each other over trivial, stupid-ass shit. And I'll go be a fucking rich motherfucker on the beach, dude. And I don't give a fuck. But, like, bro, I'm getting tired of talking about it. Like, it's fucking, like, bro, you guys want to stay? You want to go live in the metaverse? Go fucking live in the metaverse, bro. You're a fucking idiot.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I think that, I mean, yeah., you're, you're defeating your entire human experience. You're giving me these fucking tech people like in your, like the amount of your life and the way that it was supposed to be lived is not being lived. It's being given away. Yeah. And with the agenda of higher agenda to control everything about you so that we can profit the most off of you.

That's not fucking okay. At least in my book, dude. No, yeah. I mean, I believe we're actually already in the fucking metaverse, man. If you really think about it, they control every aspect of everything that we do on a daily basis from the from from the shit you see we spend fucking seven hours a day staring at a motherfucking piece of plastic that's what i'm saying bro take the fucking info off your screen try to spend seven hours a day looking at your fucking phone right turn your phone around look at the back of it for seven hours a day you'll realize how fucked up that is it takes away from our relationships it takes away from our experience

it takes away from our understanding of the world it takes away from our reality it fucking hurts us mentally it limits us from understanding now it does a lot of good things too bro for sure like i wouldn't have this audience we i wouldn't even have the business without these things that's the communication but dude it all depends on how we choose to use the shit dude i was i was listening to this this and giving more of our fucking attention to this fake world to me it's almost criminal yeah no no 100 100 i was listening to this i can't think of her name she's a psychologist um but she was talking like have you guys noticed like when when you see the fights and shit happening right and people start pulling you know pull out the phones they start recording right or like there's gunshots going off people take out the phones to

start recording right like this technology our phones these devices we have they completely remove you physically from the physical world and people have no idea right like it's it's cognitive distance at the fucking like extreme physical like level yeah in the moment like in the moment right and like to the point where there's fucking gunshots going off and you're looking at the people running through the phone, through the screen. And like you're in your mind now, you're not there. You're just, again, watching it on the fucking screen, which is why people don't fucking run and shit when shit's going down. Right. They record the shit.

They see it through their phone. And so it removes them from the physical. Like, bro, the shit's crazy. Bro, I get it. And they want more of it. It crazy i know i i know i know they want more of it they want they want more they don't even want more bro they want fucking everything they want it all and some of you motherfuckers give it to them that's the fuck i'm not i can tell you right fucking now it ain't gonna happen not for me no it's real you know it's funny too before we move

on to the next one i was um i took uh ryan to to like on a daddy daughter little brunch thing saturday morning and And I'm sitting there and like Ryan's been all cute and shit. She's sitting there. And then this family comes in. They have this little boy. He's probably like four or five. He's acting a motherfucking fool, right? Like clowning. Okay. Ryan's just sitting there being all sweet and shit. And they're trying to do everything. They're trying to give him tablets, give him his phone, like give him all this shit. I'm just sitting there looking right until the mom looks over me and she's like you know she's like oh tell me your secret and i was like i beat her fucking ass no but like you know like like i see it bro like like even the parents

with these kids they try to just give them this fucking phone to shut them up it's like i don't i don't get it like how about you just be present with the fucking you know i'm saying like listen man there are some things in culture that need to revert back to the old ways that's the truth it has to man yeah and this fucking putting your kid in the corner shit uh you know and all this shit it ain't the fucking way uh look what the fuck it did i'm sorry to say it you know what and if i don't have kids and you're right, I don't have them. But if I did, they'd be getting asses beat. I'm saying.

Yeah. Isn't that funny how like all the people who. I don't give a fuck. Pretty successful. Like if you ask them, they'll tell you they got their ass. What was it? I fucking got my ass beat.

All the people that are causing all the bullshit right now. You know how fucking thankful I am? I fucking got my ass beat by both my parents. Yeah. I definitely wasn't in the moment, but like I am now. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Like, but like look at all the fucking people causing all their shit. Those are the motherfuckers that just had time out. Like there's an obvious fucking difference here. Yeah. So. All right, guys, that was headline number one. They were never allowed to lose.

Those kids were never allowed to lose. No. Every time they threw a tantrum, they got their way. You know, like, bro, this is what it produces. I talked about this fucking 2015, dude, on the fucking show. And I said, dude, wait till these kids hit the real world. Wait to see what happens. Real world's going to stomp on their fucking face.

And that's going to happen. Let's see if their tantrum works then. That's still going to happen. Yeah. Like, we're already seeing the reversal of culture so what happens when the culture reverses back to to where it's going to go and these people are just out there yeah yeah a fucking entire generation and a half of failed parenting strategies bro intentionally inserted into our into our um society for communist reasons you know that's that's what it is guys moving on

to headline number two and i'm two reads george soros defends radical prosecutors in wall street journal op-ed what's he saying so the article reads billionaire left-wing mega donor george soros has written an op-ed in the wall street journal justifying his support for electing radical prosecutors across the country amid a rise in violent crime and recall elections by angry urban residents. So since 2018, Soros has been responsible for electing dozens of prosecutors in big city jurisdictions, often ousting centrist Democrats. Their arrival has been accompanied by spikes in violent crime and social disorder, prompting an urban exodus. Here's a support headline real quick, just to give you some type of perspective on this. Soros prosecutors run half of America's largest jurisdictions.

The Democratic mega donor funneled more than $40 million to elect 75 prosecutors in the last 10 years. So that's just a little background. But the article continues. In June, voters in the left wing stronghold of San Francisco outed a radical prosecutor, prosecutor Chelsea Bodine in a rare recall vote. Now voters in Los Angeles are opposed to hold a similar recall election to Al Soros attempts to defend his support for what he calls, quote, reform prosecutors, describing the, quote, false choice between justice, by which he means left wing social justice and land public safety. He says, quote, We need to acknowledge that black people in the U.S. are five times as likely to be sent to jail as white people. That is an injustice that undermines our democracy. Our democracy. He's not even a fucking American citizen. Okay. And side comment too,

maybe we wouldn't, you know, be sent to jail five times as likely. We didn't commit five times the amount of crime, but I mean, that's neither here nor there. But he continues. Look,

there's an argument to be made there. The truth is on that but he continues look there's an argument to be made there the truth is on that scenario there there's an argument to be made there that those fucking those neighborhoods have been fucking left behind yeah for sure i don't fuck that so like the like there's a fucking middle ground here people say oh you know we can't put them in jail motherfucker you're fucking killing people we got the highest fucking murder rates we've had fucking 30 fucking years if not ever no okay you know tons of innocent families are fucking destroyed by this crime we have to deal with it okay now on the flip side of that why is all the crime? Well, because there's extreme poverty. Okay. That means that there's a cultural issue in the culture there that needs to be

addressed and also backed up by true financing and funds and programs that are actually designed to help these people in these neighborhoods, not just pretend to help. Right. Not just the promise. Right. Yeah. So there's real issues that to be talked

about the problem is is that this motherfucker and all the media and everybody else wants to politicize this issue okay if we want to ever actually solve it we have to address the fucking facts of the matter and it starts with enforcing the crime there there has to be fucking, the first thing that has to happen, and people are going to have a hard time stomaching this, but if you want to restore order in this country, you have to go super fucking harsh on crime. Yeah. If you want civility.

Yeah. So, you know, I fucking think that 98% of America agrees with that and is for that. It's touching people now people it's no longer this moral argument in the pillar towers or the ivory towers of the fucking universities you know what i'm saying like enough people that come from these universities are getting their lives fucked up by violent crime and crime in general that they're like oh

oh i'm the next atlanta yeah right okay, well now you get it, bro. Now you get that. That's what fucking crime does to people. So as a community, as an incredibly high tax paying citizen um being able to go into my own fucking city a city which i love which is amazing city filled with amazing people but it's overrun by it's overrun by corruptness the people running our city here in this city are his people. That's wrong.

That's wrong for this man to have that fucking impact on our fucking city. So that's a bigger problem to be solved. St. Louisans love fucking St. Louis, bro. I love fucking St. Louis. Yeah, dude, we got all the best shit. We got Vest. Listen, St. Louis is fucking awesome, dude. Real, bro. I love fucking St. Louis. Yeah, dude. We got all the best shit. We got vest. Listen, St. Louis is fucking awesome, dude. Real Chinese food.

But we can't enjoy it the proper way because this fucking prosecutor here in our city won't prosecute the motherfucking violent crimes. These people are shooting people and coming right back out on the street and fucking a day. 24 hours. So. Cops can't do their jobs like bro at what point do cops stop putting themselves and this is what you guys have to understand at what point do cops stop putting

themselves in difficult situations or inserting themselves and correcting behavior in the community when they know that the problem isn't going to be solved and that person will just be right back so why would you insert your personal safety into that? Right. But then what does that do? Because people are like, oh, the police ain't doing shit. Well, no shit.

Right. No shit they ain't doing shit. And that's intentional because what also happens with that, when police stop doing it, that means the criminals are going to do this shit more. That's right. So it's like,

of course they want to be from the police. The minute the fucking, the minute it is clear that it will not be tolerated it will fucking cease to exist yeah that's real like one one part that he also said that really caught me off guard he says quote many of the same uh same people who call for more punitive criminal justice policies also support looser gun laws right but what he doesn't understand is like bro in the places where all these crimes are happening they typically have the strictest gun laws dude this is he understands what he's saying yeah like look you're listen you're falling for his shit what the fuck you you think he actually thinks that that's marketing yeah of course he fucking know dude his goal is to destroy the fucking country right of course he

knows this shit don't fall for this shit yeah motherfucker wrote this shit himself it's real this guy sees him listen this dude sees himself as like carl marx like he thinks in 100 years or 200 years they're gonna have you know sorrows like the best thing that could happen you know is like we fucking beat this dude and he fucking goes into his grave knowing that he fucking failed his whole life's work yeah like bro that this guy sees himself as fucking Stalin or Lenin or Marx or like one of these fucking. Do you understand that? No. No, that's real.

That's real. Guys, on to our third and final headline. This is a good one. Somebody's been listening to the show. Headline number three reads, Arizona Patriots hold drop box tailgate parties to protect free and fair elections. Smart idea. Fuck.

Yeah. Yeah. But you know what? Don't harass people. Just be, do the right thing. Oh yeah. Just watch record. Don't allow it to happen.

If they're something stupid's happening, don't allow it. That's not intimidation, bro. It's funny you say that. Cause we got it. Yeah. So this article reads. article reads yeah no that's what they call this yeah it's voter intimidation this is not voter intimidation this is the this is to stop ballot harvesting where these motherfuckers bring in 10 000 extra ballots and drop them all if it wants yeah so the article reads the new thing, dropbox tailgate parties. Americans were shocked to see the amount of corruption in the 2020 election.

One of the most significant areas of fraud and corruption was the ballot drop boxes that were used all across the country. The Supreme Court in Wisconsin recently decided that drop boxes are illegal in the state. They should never have been used in the 2020 election, but they were. So in an effort to prevent fraudulent activity in the upcoming primaries across the nations, individuals are holding dropbox tailgate parties. The patriots are watching over the dropboxes. They are preventing mules from stealing the election this time around. Now, it's already caused some criticism and you've had like some people make make make some videos. This YouTube article links.

It says Dropbox tailgate parties are a new voter intimidation tactic. Cool. Let him fucking say whatever the fuck they want. Yeah. Cool. This is this is this is this thing he says. He says Republicans have been using Republicans have been pushing against their voters using mail-in voting and drop boxes, which sets up for this new voter intimidation tactic.

After making sure use of a drop box is now a political issue, conservatives have started sitting at drop boxes hoping to scare away mules, which in reality are voters they are intimidating. Oh, really? Those are voters? Those people bringing 10,000, 000 20 000 fucking votes at the middle of the night two o'clock in the morning man fuck you write whatever the fuck you want i love his name just the lazy gamer yeah look dude that's the point who cares yeah who fucking

cares oh you don't fucking like it well then fuck off this is america bro we're gonna protect what the fuck is american about it one of the things that makes america america is a free and fair voting system no you're not gonna fucking shame us into looking the other way this time you stupid fucks let me ask you something andy right but just like the voter id is racist right right right let me ask you something i'm sorry dj i know that you aren't smart enough because you're black to go online and you know get a fucking id of some sort right you know you probably don't even know how to use the internet no i don't let me let me get a pint of that hennessy real quick yeah like these fucking people bro and like they can't understand the fucking racism in their fucking views right you

want to talk about a fucking inherent racism yeah like well systemic right here's your systemic you're just you're fucking bro let me ask you something though man let me ask you something so like let's say let's say you were just a normal american you want me to log in the internet for you yeah please yeah okay please i got you okay andy let's just say you were like a non-political person and you saw this right and i am a non-political person i'm saying i just want to be left the fuck alone yeah yeah i want our fucking country to survive i don't want to pay 50 fucking tax or more yeah i don't want kids being raised learning about blow jobs when they're fucking in second grade right or talking about like male and female and fucking all the other shit uh like bro i just want a normal fucking decent place bro like i don't

care if you want want to be whatever you want to be i don't care what you want to call yourself i don't give a fucking fuck i don don't fucking care, but you're not going to fucking have your way pushed on the fucking, the, the, the small minority way pushed on the entire rest of the population and destroy this country because you're pushing a narrative that you don't even know where you're pushing. I'm sorry. I'm not political, bro. I just want to be left to fuck alone. And I want to ensure that our country remains fucking free. So, no, I'm not political.

I'm a fucking patriot of our fucking country and our freedom. That's it. No, that's real. And I have to have podcast. OK, but let me ask you, when you see voter intimidation intimidation right if i was to take a picture of these fucking you know drop box locations what would what would you expect to see if you were like if you if you were told it was voter intimidation like what would you expect to see i know that it's bullshit i know it's like i know it's probably some fucking lady sitting in a lawn chair next to the fucking

box but i know they're gonna make it yes see I knew the reality like like I was saying I knew fuckers got pizza this looks like a fucking PTA meeting yeah like bro this is a t-ball game parents he's wearing dad shorts and new balances yes come on bro the new balances are so the lights hitting him so perfect look at it it's reflecting in the like this couldn't be more fucking mom and dad and but they're making this sound like it's these dudes with like a club like no fucking ar-15s and shit like like get the fuck out of here good for these people that's exactly what the fuck you do bro 100 man i commend these people and these are fucking patriots bro no that's not left or right see you have to understand for you for you democrats who lean to the left for you to ever

have any of those views you have you got to protect freedom as well right because what they want is not what the fuck you want and one day you're gonna wake up and you're gonna be like what the fuck and they're gonna be like yeah well we kind of lie to you no and that day's coming dude so like let's get on the same page to at least protect and get people in our government that are not bought and paid for by these communist regimes that's what dude the world economic forum flows down those companies that are affiliated with that no good real shit like fuck dude these are patriotic americans i'm sick of the fucking patriots of this country being painted as domestic terror threats and shit like fuck off with that shit bro i fucking love america i loved america five years ago i loved it fucking 10 years ago and i'm gonna love it 10 years from fucking now and you guys should too yeah this needs to be happening everywhere absolutely we got primaries going on a lot of places today andy for solo endorses voter

intimidation well yes i do by that standard i'm not saying this fucking long chair this is what you're calling voter intimidation i fucking highly highly recommend this. Holy shit, man. That doesn't intimidate me. I'd be like, Hey, screw it over. Give me a fucking slice of pizza. Dude,

man, fuck these people and their fucking lies. Yeah. Well guys, those were our headlines. It's time for our final segment of the show. As always, we have our thumbs up segment where I show a headline and she's going to get two thumbs up or two thumbs somewhere.

You don't want them. And with that being said, two thumbs up or two thumbs somewhere you don't want them and uh with that being said our thumbs up headline reads biting clawing attacking monkeys terrorize japanese city first thoughts like off the headline sounds pretty bad so the monkey dude like okay what do i think happened off the headline first thoughts it's probably some fuck couple monkeys gotta lose a pet store fucking climb lots of people or something okay all right but they're but this sounds like fucking uh planet of the apes like two like where they got real serious bro like not that fucking bullshit and planet of the apes one this is like

planet of the apes two yeah where they were shooting guns and fucking riding on horseback and fucking people up that's what the headline sounds like but we all know what really happened right probably some fuck like what i said happened okay right or wrong oh let's let's find out let's find out so the uh the sub line it says the monkeys who target children and the elderly are trying to snatch babies, biting and clawing at flesh and sneaking into nursery schools. So this is in Tokyo, Japan. People in a southwestern Japanese city have come under attack from monkeys that are trying to snatch babies, biting and clawing at flesh and sneaking into nursery schools. The attacks on 58 people since July 8th are getting so bad, Yamaguchi City Hall hired a special unit to hunt the animals with tranquilizer guns.

The monkeys aren't interested in food, so traps haven't worked. They have targeted mostly children and the elderly. Quote, they are so smart and they tend to sneak up and attack from behind, often grabbing at your legs, city official Masato Saito said on Wednesday. When confronted by a monkey, this is what they're telling people to do. The instructions are do not look them in the eye. Make yourself look as big as possible, such as spreading open your coat, then back away as quietly as possible without making sudden movements, according to Saito. Get away, monkey. Yeah. No, monkey. No, monkey monkey. Yeah. No, monkey.

No, monkey here. Yeah. So. Go, monkey. Like, what the? This is not real. No, bro. This is real shit.

Like, it's actually fucked up some people. Okay. Yeah. So, like, a woman was assaulted by a monkey while hanging her laundry. Another victim showed bandaged toes. Dude, fucking. They were taken aback and frightened by how big and fat the monkeys were yeah yeah some bad dudes yeah that's yeah so so they're part of the macaque family um you know those i guarantee you people

have seen them it's the picture like the monkey in the hot tub like in the little fucking fresh spring right um you know those these are the monkeys yeah and so apparently they're pretty fucking badass so yeah and they're not big so they usually get about taking over they're fucking taking over heavily um but this really is plan of the ape shit this is like plan of the plan of the apes one it's possible yeah they're just getting rowdy a little bit but i mean look at those fucking teeth bro yeah fuck that monkey pox yeah look this guy's flipping off the camera bro well hey you know what man humans have gotten soft bro it might be uh it might be like uh nature darwinism battle yeah we might be taking a few steps backwards which like honestly would kind of make sense like i feel like we've gone

like one step too far like on the evolutionary scale like you know like you know what i'm saying nature has a way of fucking getting shit back in line bro and you know what japan don't have no guns how the fuck they're gonna fight these things that's what i'm saying like this is where you need your american homies to come out and fucking help fight the the uh planetary battle you know what happened last time we can you know yeah i mean this doesn't sound very cool what's going on over there on the right like that one sit on another one's head or something what is that yeah i'm not i'm not really sure there's some weird shit going on over there but i mean do these i look i mean i wouldn't want to fuck with them yeah i would give this

thumbs down this is no good bro yeah this is no good you're gonna watch out for the for the monkey so you don't get taken aback yeah well i was wrong what's that second time ever i mean who's counting yeah anyway uh that's all i got man you kind of set me up on that you motherfucker it's really f man all right all right guys that's the show appreciate you guys love you guys uh please pay the fee.