REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 351. Andy & DJ CTI: Nancy Pelosi Departs From Taiwan, Capitol Rioter Gets 7 Years In Jail & Liquor Store Owner Shoots Would-Be Robber

Episode Date: August 4, 2022

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Nancy Pelosi's departure from Taiwan after her 19-hour visit, a capitol rioter receiving seven years for bringing a gun into the capitol on January 6th, and the 8...0-year-old California liquor store owner shooting a would-be robber.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys, today. It's going to be the highlight of your week. Let's just be real, okay? Because you all know what's coming because you clicked on the fucking link. We got Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet. That's right. And that's what we're going to do.
Starting point is 00:00:43 There we are. What's up, bro? What's going on, man? Oh, you know, know just uh you know it's never fun to lose yeah you know i'm saying that uh eric lost his primary but uh you know i did a little show on explain where i thought was i thought that was if you want to know my thoughts go listen to that last little episode that we post uh try to keep it real with you guys and let you know how I'm feeling. But you know, it's never good to lose,
Starting point is 00:01:07 man. It doesn't feel good to lose, but you know, what do we do when we lose? Get the fuck back up. We get back in the saddle and we fucking go. And, uh,
Starting point is 00:01:13 that's what we're going to do. So the war is not over. No, absolutely not. And, um, I, uh,
Starting point is 00:01:20 I commend and respect Eric Gritens tremendously for fighting for people who were willing to judge him off of things that quite honestly weren't even fucking true. And it's disappointing because I know that man. And, you know, there's going to be people out there for the rest of his days that think that he beats the shit out of his kids and he fucking doesn't. Yeah. And it comes from a it comes from a situation that was intentionally manufactured in 2000 fucking 18, 17, 17, 18. It's been proven in the court of fucking law that that was made. It's just it's just sad to me, bro, that like when good people try. And by the by the
Starting point is 00:02:05 way this is nothing against eric schmidt okay i like eric schmidt i've always liked eric schmidt you know that um eric grimes is my friend he takes the fight to people he doesn't wait and that was my only that was my only gripe with schmidt he waits a little bit too long sometimes yeah i mean he makes great moves like when he makes the moves he makes them i agree they're fucking great i agree and and there's probably things i don't know or understand about that and i'm not i'm not too ignorant to say that i'm not a lawyer proud to say yeah exactly but like you know i went hard for my band uh i know the truth and and what's not true in that situation and it it hurts me for him that people are now you know
Starting point is 00:02:46 because they spent 10 million dollars telling an entire state that this dude is that you know like that's not okay in america bro yeah like that's this this mud slinging tear people down way of doing things has to stop the cancel culture has to stop like you guys out there when you see that's like people are abusing other people or or lying or jumping on you have to have the courage to call it out because bro what's happening and the reason this is such a big problem is because good people won't put themselves through that shit for you all right like you got to understand right like you guys listening like myself eric you know eric schmidt he's gonna face
Starting point is 00:03:26 a lot during like guarantee you dude are gonna come at him hard uh but when people fight for you and you sit there and let them get fucking slaughtered it's only a matter of time before the good motherfuckers just won't fight for you anymore you know and and that's something that people need to come to a realization because I'm going to be real, dude. I gave up the world's most popular entrepreneur podcast to talk about this shit. I don't know many people that would even do that. Yeah. Then I went hard as fuck on this.
Starting point is 00:03:56 For free. Okay. But my point is. Not only for free. Hold on. You pay for it. Yeah. But my point is, bro, I don't. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:02 No shit. It cost me money to do a lot and i'm gonna be real dude with you guys listening like i'm not having fucking fun right now like this ain't fucking fun you know like like these messages that you message me and you say oh i really appreciate you standing up well when the fuck are you gonna stand up with me right when the fuck are you gonna defend people okay just because you think people are bulletproof they ain't there's been all kinds of shit that's happened to me that you don't fucking know anything about there's been all kinds of shit that's happened to a lot of these people you know nothing about these people that we're fighting
Starting point is 00:04:36 against for fucking a free america are evil as fuck and you decide to believe them when they fucking lie to you about fucking everything. And so until that stops in culture, bro, I don't really like to me. I'm kind of starting to feel like, yeah, fuck it. I think it just I think it's a prime example of just like how severe and how deep the mental mental emotional manipulation that this trillion dollar machine has bro because like people i feel like it's just people there's no accountability to it well people's attention spans man like this is so fucking quick like you know i'm saying so like they hand you a fucking flyer i mean you talked about it yesterday on the show you they hand you
Starting point is 00:05:20 a fucking flyer before you walk in to go vote that has complete lies. And your attention span is so fucking small and short that you see that, oh, shit. Okay. Yep. Nowhere at Gritens. You know what I'm saying? Like, do you not forget all the other shit that's going on right now in the world that, like, that man would go in and legitimately fix? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:05:40 Listen, man. It's not about, Gritens is just an example of the problem. Yeah. No, they had to make an example. Like, bro, no, it's not even it's not about gridens is just an example of the problem no they have to make an example like bro you know it's not that's not what i'm saying it's a culture problem like people think like you all fucking listening to this have not fucking started to understand that i can't fix this shit trump can't fix this shit er Eric Schmidt ain't going to fix it. Eric Greitens couldn't fix it. Like, we cannot. You have to fix it. This is a cultural revolution that needs to take place.
Starting point is 00:06:27 And we have to remove ourselves from our dependency on the system that is working to create slaves out of all of us. The good news is, is that when you take control of your life and you start to decide to live to a higher standard, the benefits will happen immediately. And when I say immediately, you can make tremendous changes in fucking 75 days or 90 days. That's a relatively short amount of time for you to get your shit together. Now, will the rest of the world follow immediately? No, that's going to take time. But for us to actually fix what's happening in America, we have to stop tearing each other fucking down. I get attacked every fucking day, bro. You know why I don't get any attacks? Because I don't believe that it's the right thing to do. People should be free to say whatever the fuck they want to say. Say whatever you say, and my actions are going to speak for themselves. I'm comfortable with that deal. But everybody out
Starting point is 00:07:16 there, they want to see someone fall. They want to see someone burn. They want to jump on when someone gets embarrassed. And that exact culture is the culture that's keeping us from the excellence culture wide that we need to unite each other against these people who are literally trying to take everything from us. And so like, dude, until we stop hating each other for no fucking reason, nothing's going to change, bro. And so the way you have to change it, the listener listening to this show is you have to up your standard. You've got to look at yourself and you got to say, Hey man, where, where am I, where am I contributing to their agenda? You know, like, what am I doing? Like they want us fat.
Starting point is 00:07:58 They want us lazy. They want us weak. They want us sick. They want us dependent. They want us apathetic about the, like, what do I need to do? How many of these things they want us sick they want us dependent they want us apathetic about the like what do i need to do how many of these things they want us on pornography all day they want us on video games the rest of the time believe all the headlines they want us to believe everything they fucking say you know so at what which one of those nine things i just listen listed are you somewhat complicit in and fix those things yeah it's that simple and when we start living at a higher state, bro, none of us are perfect.
Starting point is 00:08:28 Not a single one of you motherfuckers. Listen, it's perfect. I'm not perfect. I got fucking holes in my game. I got more, bro. I might have the most tolls out of everybody.
Starting point is 00:08:37 The, the, the difference is, is I get the fuck up and I fix them the day I fucking see them. And I try to move on. Yeah. Okay. So this is not me preaching about, like,
Starting point is 00:08:45 I'm up on this pedestal. Like, no, motherfucker. I'm no different than fucking you. Well, that's how you preach, like, your fucking core values, bro. Like, you're not going to live up to every single one. The goal is to, like, have those as a guide for you. Yeah, but, dude, the problem is,
Starting point is 00:08:58 is that we have people who aren't even willing to look at their own complicity in the fucking situation. Yeah. You know, you got to examine yourself, dude. And that fucking sucks. They just like to put the sideline on somebody else. Yeah, bro. It sucks to look in the mirror and say, man, you know, I'm fucking fat.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Like, fuck, dude, I'm not really working that hard. I'm not really working to become what it is that I want to be. And just that is what they want, because their goal is to squash the human potential so hard that we don't even try and if we don't try then they don't have anything to worry about they get to dictate all the rules they they get to tell us where we can make money how much of our money we got to give them they get to tell us what we're gonna fucking eat which apparently is crickets is what on their plan saltate meal like guys this is not a joke and if you don't start taking your own contributions to this country as a patriotic duty meaning like your personal excellence is a fucking duty
Starting point is 00:10:00 it's a duty like you're not just born here and able like you don't like get to live free and fuck whatever you like you know do whatever you want be a worthless you know schlub like that's not what the fuck that's not america bro like we were all born here with an obligation to the people that came before us to live to a certain standard and we're obligated the people after us to build a place that's better than the one that we have now and right now we are failing yeah we are failing and it starts with us and we we are fooled into thinking that a politician can think it can save it or we are fooled to think donald trump can fix it or that you know some big operation like the q people think is going to
Starting point is 00:10:44 fucking happen and all these people is going to fucking happen. And all these people are going to get arrested. Bro, you motherfuckers are creating. You're the ones making shit not happen. Right. Because you're making everybody sit around with no sense of urgency to fix it because you think someone's coming to save you, bro. No one is fucking coming. No one is coming.
Starting point is 00:11:01 So we have to take it upon ourselves as individuals to be the revolution and that doesn't mean run around with guns that doesn't mean fucking you know storm the whatever building like that's not what i'm talking about i'm talking about we need a cultural realignment of values and standards for the personal individual you motherfuckers listening are in charge of this. And I can tell you right now, bro, like this is real talk, real fucking talk. I rarely say things like this,
Starting point is 00:11:31 but I'm going to say it now. If I don't see it fucking start happening, I'm going to go live my life. I'm going to go live my life because I fucking care about this so much and it disrupts my thought process and my peace so much. And when I see motherfuckers not doing shit and just waiting for me to do it, you know, bro, I've built my fucking empire.
Starting point is 00:11:53 I've built my life. I don't have to show up here every day. And if you motherfuckers don't care, then I don't fucking care either. And that's where I feel right now. I'm being real. It could be just because of that loss yesterday. You know, I don't know, but I'm not feeling good and I'm just keeping it real, bro. Like until you motherfuckers start understanding, like, and by the time you all understand what's going on, bro, it's going to be too late. So like, you know, and it's not like a threat or anything. I'm just saying like, if, if, if this is going to be work that I'm going to invest this much time and energy and care into and people don't care, then what the fuck am I doing? Because right now I feel like people don't care.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Yeah. It's like the house is on fire, but they want to see flames before they run out. Well, it's dude. It's like, look, bro. I was talking to Emily this morning. You know, I started this show in 2015, bro. I've given out fucking more free information about how to become successful and good and like a leader and build a business. And I mean, really, honestly. Then maybe anybody.
Starting point is 00:12:57 There might be another one or two you could throw in the conversation, maybe. But I don't know who the fuck they are. If I'm being fucking real. And I did that shit for fucking free and like here i am eight years into it and i'm like the fuck am i doing like what the fuck am i doing and that's where i feel right now that's how i feel about it you know like when people don't show up and people don't fucking come out and people don't fucking start taking their own personal development seriously. Like, why am I doing this? I take my shit serious. You motherfuckers see me out there when it's 102 fucking degrees doing my shit. I do my shit. I handle my shit. It's not my obligation and all you motherfuckers do your shit too. I just happen to give a fuck, which is rare.
Starting point is 00:13:44 And now i'm starting to feel unappreciated or unloved by the by the and i'm just like you know what fuck it fuck it that's how i feel so i don't even know how much longer i'm gonna keep doing this show because like dude i'm i'm starting to feel like i fucking doesn't matter and that's what happens when you have people that are willing to fight for you that you don't fucking stand behind eventually they fucking say fuck it right there's a whole book about it called atlas shrugged it's a thousand pages i doubt any of you will actually read it that's where i'm at bro yeah so you know you call it pussy you say fuck it you're a fucking coward you just call me whatever i don't fucking
Starting point is 00:14:21 care yeah i know what the fuck i've given i've given more than fucking anybody i think that's the thing though it's like okay all right you know if you if you are waiting on people like eric or andy they've been here so like are you you're still not acting any different you know saying this i don't know i think a good point though too like i was thinking about this as we were talking like just raising the personal standards but you talk about the bank account all the time right america is a fucking bank account and you just got people withdrawing they haven't deposited that's exactly right anything anything literally literally and figuratively yeah it's like we're running fucking like a majority of americans right now bro what have you invested in the american culture that's what i'm saying what have you invested in the preservation of
Starting point is 00:15:03 freedom what have you fucking sacrificed most of you won't even speak up because your fucking job is mostly like you've got seven people at your work that are fucking progressive left and you're afraid to you're afraid of them and i'm a fucking coward because i'm tired after fucking eight years right of fucking like no fuck you and that's where i'm at bro like i don't feel bad about it at all so like don't be surprised if i fucking switch gears because that's what this is what happened last time when i got with the msco project i got fucking tired and i fucking stopped that's how i'm starting to feel so anyway we got a show to do today though and that's what we're gonna do today let's get into it man uh guys it is cti so remember if you want to see any of these articles pictures links um i think that's can i address that real quick because
Starting point is 00:15:49 i think that's important guys like we link these these stuff on the website so you guys can go see it yourself right like i think that's an important part like like don't just hear it from from our mouths go see it for yourselves go see the same same exact shit we're seeing i think that's i just wanted to point that out. But you can find them on andyfrasella.com. So that being said, let's get into these. We got headline number one. Headline number one reads. By the way, bro, I do this shit just so you all fucking know.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Because when I was fucking broke and I didn't have shit and I was fucking starving and scared shitless like a lot of you guys are about my financial future and my future in general. I prayed every fucking night. And I said, God, if you help me, I'll fucking do good things with it. I'll help. Okay. I don't know a person in my position that gives away more money. I don't know a person in my position that gives away more from their heart. I don't know a person in my position that gives away more from their heart I don't know a person in my position that gives away more of their fucking brain and the knowledge for free
Starting point is 00:16:49 period That's why I do this I don't give a fuck if you don't fucking like what I had to say You don't like me. You don't like how I had to say you don't bro this ain't about you you i got people breaking in my house you think i give a fuck if you call me some fucking names online i didn't care i don't care about those people you know what i care about the people who listen and agree and don't do shit there's people fighting for you and you're not respecting their fight because you're not fucking taking care of your own business.
Starting point is 00:17:26 And, bro, I'm going to be real. Like, I'm fucking tired. I am fucking tired. Maybe tomorrow I won't be, but I'm going to keep it real. That's how I feel right now. No, that's real. So. That's real.
Starting point is 00:17:40 Well, let's get into headline number one, guys. Headline number one reads, Nancy Pelosi departs Taiwan with state honor. Says China's tantrum over visit doesn't really matter. So she got the fuck out of Taiwan. And she actually said that it felt like, what's the exact quote she said? Oh, she said it felt like psychological warfare because China was blowing uh shooting live fire drills and shit all all around the surrounding uh taiwan um but so she left um
Starting point is 00:18:13 chinese has since you know they've they've kind of taken over the airspace yeah that's what communism is it's fucking psychological warfare she should know everything about it oh yeah oh yeah i mean i dude i can only imagine being on the fucking island and literally hearing air raid sirens and shit going and well here's fucking missiles flying from the fucking coast i mean look bro is there more to this or is this just well the funny thing is is that she uh she she said that she's she's actually on her way to south korea right now right uh but the president of south korea got the fuck out and said he's not meeting with her so i thought that was kind of you know i'm saying he's like hey i don't want shit to do with this i'm i'm out so i mean i thought that was kind of funny um where'd you go where you
Starting point is 00:18:55 go mexico no he says he got a vacation he's not changing it so yeah well i don't want shit to do with you in china so um yeah you know i like i mean it's been mostly peaceful as cnn would call it you know i'm saying they haven't shot down the planes or anything like that but well you know what i'll be real like you know we're gonna gotta keep it real and real af uh i would say pelosi won this one and i fucking don't like pelosi yeah but when you threaten to shoot down their airplanes and all the shit and you don't do a motherfucking thing, I say she won. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:30 And then she leaves and she says, ain't no big deal. Yeah. Let me look at how that's going to make her when she comes back home. They're going to paint her as a fucking, she's the fucking new Iron Lady. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's going to be bullshit. And then just wait for next week when China fucking invades Taiwan. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Like, I think this is all provocation for what we've been talking about on the show. You know, listen, man, if I'm guessing, I think the chances are 98% that they're just going to let China have Taiwan. That's my guess. Maybe I'm wrong. I mean, we've definitely seen a lot of contradictions, bro, because you got Pelosi saying we stand for taiwan independence fucking kirby's on tv saying oh we don't kirby saying we don't we've never supported their independence right bro shut the fuck up right you guys don't even know what the fuck you're saying um i mean yeah it's listen this is gonna cause a whole
Starting point is 00:20:20 bunch of shit is that al sharpton there in front no it fucking looks like him does that not look like al sharpton it does it does does that not look like al sharpton it does you but now post the fucking picture so that people know that this is really and that's a legit question is that like it seems like he would be at something like this yeah he's always that shit he doesn't belong at exactly exactly you know i mean i mean it definitely does it does yeah i'm sure he has that same fucking suit i've seen him in it before all right so what's gonna happen here i think what we said is still gonna happen yeah i mean i i still expect china to fucking just go in and wipe it out you know do what they got to do you know uh but and i think she'll definitely,
Starting point is 00:21:05 they'll, they'll probably spend her as the, the power chess player of America, democracy and all that bullshit. Yeah. I wonder how many American lives they'll end up costing us. Exactly. I'm so sick of these elite people with their fucking quote unquote,
Starting point is 00:21:20 bravery and bravado costing the lives of, of like American kids yeah yeah fucking trash anyway i still think she won this one because they didn't do shit no that's real that's real well uh moving on to headline number two and i'm two reads capital rioter it's seven years in jail uh longest sentence so far before participants in january 6th attack so a texas militia member was sentenced to more than seven years in prison uh this past monday the longest jail term yet for a participant in january 6th on the u.s capitol by supporters of former president trump uh guy ref it he was 49 years of age was convicted in march of bringing a gun to washington interfering
Starting point is 00:22:12 with police and impeding an official proceeding the certification by congress of democrat joe biden's victory in the november 22 uh 2020 election. Here's the thing, though. There's some weird shit with this because one of his own family members testified against this man. And I have a picture here of the beautiful family. I think he actually petitioned the judge for the maximum sentence. He did. No, he did. He did did he did that's unbelievable unbelievable to your own fucking dad yeah so this this kid uh he actually just did an interview uh with cnn as well and uh this headline reads from the interview it says son
Starting point is 00:23:01 of capital rider who was jailed for seven years says his father quote absolutely deserves it because what he did was off the rails violence but then claims he was used as a puppet for donald trump um and there's a couple other like he's never like so the violence he never entered the capital hold on well the only violence that happened was one of their police officers shot a protester and killed her let's let's remember the fucking facts yeah he made then they had a candlelight visual for all the victims but not her right right her name wasn't even mentioned okay when you mentioned the only thing they get they really got him on i mean yeah he had a gun on him right but he'd never entered the capitol they they did have him recorded saying he planned to drag
Starting point is 00:23:51 house speaker nancy pelosi out by her feet uh this is in quotes with her fuck hadn't said something like that that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying you know but i think this was just this was a ploy man and like we know what this like, we all know what this is for. This is to, you know, shut everybody the fuck up, right? Yeah, it's intimidation. The exact same time that this comes out, Project Veritas just released a bombshell. Not sure if you guys have saw this, but this headline reads, FBI whistleblower leaks bureau's domestic terrorism symbols on militia violent extremists.
Starting point is 00:24:22 This is going to be a real AF logo. Oh, bro. Bro. It's going to be a real AF logo. Oh, bro. Bro. It's going to be a Bison logo. So it's an unclassified document, but it does say that it's for FBI internal use only. But Project Veritas released a newly leaked document today provided by an FBI
Starting point is 00:24:42 whistleblower, which shows how the Bureau classifies american citizens that deems to be potential quote militia violent extremists or mves as they call us um in this document where are these people because like the mves yes yeah because i'm like i'd probably be a pretty good fucking barbecue i'm just saying like i've never met these people well maybe i maybe maybe they're talking about us maybe there's no drugs in here but let's see this do you got some symbols yeah i got some of the symbols in there uh but like in the symbol section for example there's uh uh it's it's talking about like if you if you even mention 2a or say or say you believe in the fact that the Constitution says
Starting point is 00:25:27 to have a well-regulated militia. It does say that. It does say that. But if you verbalize that, you are considered an MVE. It fucking says in the Constitution that we are supposed to have a well-regulated militia for the purpose of counterbalancing the government. Like that's in the fucking founding documents of this
Starting point is 00:25:45 country dude if you're an american that's what ensures fucking tyranny doesn't happen exactly and dude these people that understand don't understand this it's only a matter of time before the boots on your fucking neck bro anyway we have flying things like the betsy ross flag um the gadsden flag um these are all uh what they call commonly referenced historical imagery and quotes that will get you labeled as an mve uh common phrases if you talk about ashley by uh babbitt being a person we already fucking we're on the list bro damn yeah if you can if you consider ashley babbitt to be a martyr we are considered m considered i don't think she's a martyr i just stating the facts of the scenario like uh she shouldn't have been
Starting point is 00:26:30 trying to break in there but she is the only fucking the only casualty of direct action that happened exactly exactly uh and if you can uh if you're not happy with Ruby Ridge, the Waco situation, Timothy McVeigh, then these are also symbols with radical and or violent events in the past. You'll be considered an MBE. Here's a picture of the document that was leaked. So the Don't Tread on Me Gadsden flag that you see literally fucking everywhere. Mm-hmm. I think they got the Punisher skull that's up there now they gotta add it in i'm not sure what this black one is comic books are racist yeah
Starting point is 00:27:10 yeah the betsy ross flag can't fly that one who wrote this i'd imagine i think this is straight up intimidation i think i know exactly what this guy looks like, though. Okay. Everybody close your eyes, okay? He's probably like 400, and I'm going to say 438 pounds. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:36 He has slick back hair and a ponytail. Nah, man. No, that's not him. This is a white liberal woman. 100%. Okay. Second of all. Who's mad at her father? It doesn't matter, bro.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Like, dude, these people are insane. And they're trying to scare the fuck out of you from being patriotic. So what was the, so that was the leak? Was this thing, this internal document? Yeah. No. so what was the so that was the leak was this thing was the internal document yeah no so basically we're all a threat to our own country everybody who's a patriotic when are they going to put the american flag on that document i'm surprised it wasn't on there yeah i mean that'll sure be next that'll be addendum number two unbelievable bro i just love the timing of it too right they get these people like there's been so far to date, there's been 13,
Starting point is 00:28:25 uh, protesters that have been sentenced. Only one, um, was able to, uh, he got out of it essentially. Uh,
Starting point is 00:28:33 you know, but they got 13 of them. They got this guy, uh, guy, you know, uh, seven years.
Starting point is 00:28:38 And then here's perfect timing. Like, if this isn't right in the fucking history book, I don't know what else it is. Of course. This is the same thing they said after January 6 6th that if you're a patriotic american you're a fucking domestic terror alert they did it in august of 2020 again they did it again last year like they keep saying if you don't think the election was stolen yeah that you're a terrorist
Starting point is 00:29:00 threat like people are not buying it yeah people know that's bullshit yeah well dude we need a complete like revision of all of these three-letter agencies bro uh you don't even know if we honestly even need them let me be honest i don't know man i know this that's some bullshit yeah like that document is bullshit yeah think about the power struggle that's going on inside of that like what do you think the atmosphere is like in these like field offices you know i'm saying well i don't know because i know some fbi dudes that think just like us that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying so it's like i like i they're not these people i've known these dudes for fucking 20 years like these dudes are fucking good dudes yeah i got a few friends i'm
Starting point is 00:29:44 just like yeah i don't know man and it's like it's funny because when i talk to them they're like yeah bro it's so bad it's fucking this it's that but you know like there's not much we can do well fuck bro what at what point are you guys gonna draw the line right right like they're making american citizens the people that you swore to protect, the public enemy number one. Exactly. So these people are more of a threat than the motherfuckers coming across the border that we don't even fucking know. Like, bro, this is bullshit.
Starting point is 00:30:15 The moment you get on this list, guys, you got to understand the next step. Well, listen, bro, if you ain't on one of these lists by now, you've fucked up as an American. Okay, let's be fucking real. Like, the best thing we can do is make a fucking joke out of them. Yeah. okay let's be fucking real like the best thing we can do is make a fucking joke out of them yeah that's like dude if you're really not on one of these lists like you you're i have to say you need you need to put in some more work if none of that resonates with you yeah yeah like nothing but dude any i mean there is a serious part of this too though bro because it's like we have like people have to remember what what things they have that they can use to their disposal
Starting point is 00:30:44 simply because they oh yeah you know i'm saying listen to your phone and open your camera see that's a problem dude it's a serious problem it is that people are not aware of because the person that tried to bring it to light they fucking exile from the country snowden yeah and so like dude you know you guys aren't you you guys really should educate yourself on what they did to edward snowden and you know you guys aren't you you guys really should educate yourself on what they did with to edward snowden and you know people are like oh he's a fucking traitor bro no he's not he could he exposed that these people are using the tools that they were supposed to use um under the patriot act against like terrorists in you know over over there where the fuck they decide and
Starting point is 00:31:23 then they use it on its own people so like your fucking phone your your microphone your fucking camera the cameras on your televisions the cameras on your computer like everything you do within earshot or eyeshot of that is recorded at all times like that's real shit that's happening right now and you don't have to be on a list for them to do this right that's what snowden was trying to fucking tell people right like he like this is 10 years ago this was 2010 eight 2008 fuck whatever like fucking learn that like bro this has been going on for a long time and what you got obama trying to address it yes bro and people don't understand they have data fucking houses that that keep the shit so anything you've said within
Starting point is 00:32:07 earshot of your phone they have an audio record of pictures yeah so like what's the answer to not say what you think ever and be a slave or just say hey fuck you i don't care because that's the route i take oh you're fucking whatever dude right right i ain't got nothing to hide it's whatever it is bro you know what i'm saying yeah but like dude i don't think that most people if they understood that that they would be comfortable with it it's a very uncomfortable thing that americans shouldn't have to worry about yeah we shouldn't be worried about if some fucking weirdo is looking at our camera looking at us through our camera or listening to our camera that that's fucking us and they sell us the idea of freedom what the fuck is free about that freedom privacy what is free about 24 hours for surveillance everywhere
Starting point is 00:32:55 and then they want to take it more and they want to put you on a digital id so now they can just shut your fucking camera off they can shut your your bank account off because you fucking uh I don't know, like you did something they didn't want you to do, whatever the fuck it is. Whatever they deem. You know, in China, bro, if a neighbor doesn't like you and they say, well, hey, dude, I saw a DJ and you know what? He was raking his knees left to right, not right to left.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Like you said, they shut your bank account down. Yep. No wonder. It's very dangerous, dude. No wonder. You know, you guys like who are apathetic to this and you listen to the show and you get a laugh and you don't fucking fight against this you're complicit in it that's where i'm at at this point so anyway i was gonna say too um like there's a reason like
Starting point is 00:33:39 you look at any of these tech guys like you go find go look at pictures of zuckerberg he always has his webcams and shit taped off like this illusion of like privacy and like if they if they really gave a fuck why are they not focusing on the real fucking like open borders we have maybe the illegal immigration you know i'm just saying for people to like rationalize this shit yeah but like people still hanging on to this idea that these people serve us. You're delusional. All right. What's next? Headline number three, third and final one, guys.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Headline number three reads, California liquor store owner shoots would-be robber. This is amazing. I saw this. This is fucking so amazing. It made me so happy. On with the show. Yeah. So an elderly convenience store
Starting point is 00:34:26 owner in california is being held as a hero after he shot a would-be robber who ran out of the store screaming that his arm was quote shot off uh shocking surveillance footage from north co market and liquor uh showed a masked assailant entering the business at about 2 47 a.m with an ar-15 style rifle pointed at the 80 year old store owner the suspect yelled freeze hands in the air but within seconds the quick thinking store owner put out a shotgun from other than the counter and immediately shot once at the robber hitting him in the arm here's a quick video Dude. That's seconds, bro.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Bro. So he was ready for this, dude. He was ready for him. Yeah. So he was apparently watching the surveillance cameras. He saw when the vehicle pulled up, seen the guy get out, put the mask on, grab the rifle. So he was getting the shotgun ready as soon as he saw that i love how the guy comes in thinks like like he's got his call of duty ar it's got all the fucking
Starting point is 00:35:29 bullshit on it you know like the fucking foregrip and the fucking fake ass fucking optic and all the motherfucker don't even know how to fucking shoulder a fucking rifle the right way uh hands in the air bro you're watching too much call of duty exactly and let me tell you something these you're lucky you're this dude's lucky he duty exactly and let me tell you something these you're lucky you're this dude's lucky he only got in the arm yeah like he should be fucking dead he deserves to be dead okay we have to stop allowing these fucking kids this this guy was 22 this man was 80 years old bro fuck you with that shit this man worked his whole life to have this fucking store and you're in here trying to fuck it up more of this well man like this stuff is going to happen more and more we're going to keep seeing look at the guy's
Starting point is 00:36:15 optic he's got an optic and a front side on his fucking rifle yeah no shit i don't like his his forward grip no that's a fucking ten dollar for. No, that's a fucking $10 fork. Like, bro, this guy's a fucking idiot. He probably never even shot that gun. And I'm not a fucking gun expert by any means. I'm I don't know what you would call it. I'm a fucking well-skilled amateur.
Starting point is 00:36:38 You're a Missourian, bro. That's it, bro. Yeah. I've been shooting since I was fucking five. Off the back porch. Yeah. That's how we do it down here. That's it. You know what I'm saying? Like, I can shoot some shoot some fucking shit yeah i don't care if i look stupid i know how to hit shit that motherfucker never shot that gun no and and bro he probably recorded a couple of music videos though yeah it takes a shift it took since probably got a picture on his instagram with this fucking gun listen man the reasonable males and the reasonable females of society you have to understand we're living in the wild wild west right now there are
Starting point is 00:37:09 no real laws yeah we are the law we we are we are the law at this point in time so like bro you guys have to be really careful about where you go you have to be aware you have to i would be armed if it were my family's arm okay i take security real serious you know i'm i'm happy this dude got that guy but the fact that this is happening in america so regularly is a fucking it's bullshit yeah you know and they're gonna tell some story about this kid's upbringing and he don't know no better motherfucker he fucking knows better you fucking pussies out there who fucking make excuses for every fucking shit bag because you can't you you have heartstrings because you never dealt with any real hardship because your privilege is
Starting point is 00:37:50 fuck yeah and you fucking went to an ivy league school you motherfuckers feel bad because you fucking had a different upbringing than that every motherfucker knows at 22 years old you don't fucking rob a store yeah fuck this guy this guy should have shot him 15 times yeah you come on my property that's what will happen to you promise you and i won't be the one doing it yeah my might be 16. yeah yeah around to find out what's personal bro that's the truth yeah now the problem with this is is like he didn't kill these guys. So now these guys know that he shot this dude. And now this guy's got to watch his back for just defending his store forever. Like it's, dude, I'm sick of this shit.
Starting point is 00:38:33 It's a sick cycle, bro. He had a heart attack after that too. He did. Yeah. I mean, he's fine now. He's out. He is out of the hospital now, but yeah, yeah. He's 80 years old, bro.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Listen, man, we got to put people in office that are going to be hard on crime hard on crime not fucking kind of hard not oh you know little johnny you know he had a hard upbringing fuck it i don't care i don't care you hurt people you get fucking put in jail or worse that's the only way to have a society bro it's common sense they know it too that's why they fucking elected people that wouldn't do it because they knew what would happen it would create mass disorder they this is not an accident this isn't like the this isn't the um the the consequences of poor political decisions right this is intentional soros gave fucking millions of dollars to da's all over the fucking country to not prosecute crime.
Starting point is 00:39:25 And you're wondering why you can't go to your favorite fucking restaurant without worrying about being shot. Over 75 prosecutors. I'm fucking sick of it, dude. Think of all the fucking people in these communities who are losing family members. And by the way, they're almost all black communities. Okay, let's be fucking true about it. Who are losing their family members. Who fucking can't live safe
Starting point is 00:39:45 in their house who have to fucking put their kids to bed in a fucking bathtub and shit like motherfucker this is bullshit and those people don't want less police they want more police they want safety we all want safety dude it's the political politicization and the identity politics have gotten us here. Good for this guy. I wish he would have shot them all. Yeah. Well, the other three, because there was a total of four.
Starting point is 00:40:14 The other three, they ran out. There's a second half of the video when he shot them. They were about to come in the store, and then the dude got shot. Shotgun. Oh! Oh! Oh! He's still alive!
Starting point is 00:40:29 He's still alive! He's still alive! He's still alive! Fuck yeah, he did. Oh, man. Well, hey, you know, I know it's not thumbs up, but I'm giving it thumbs up. Yeah, I'm down with it. All right.
Starting point is 00:40:44 I'm down with it. But right. I'm down with it. But speaking of that. Yeah. Thumbs up. We got a thumbs up segment where we show a headline and see if we can get two thumbs up or two thumbs in the eyes. Something you don't want them? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:56 Yeah. It depends. Headline reads. You still want a Choco Taco? Yes. Rare ice cream treats are selling for hundreds of dollars online. No. want a choco taco yes rare ice cream treats are selling for hundreds of dollars online no i thought i was getting one for free
Starting point is 00:41:11 yeah yeah so this is a devastating blow to american culture dude somebody said no it's for real like this is they're they're removing our childhood intentionally too fucking far if we don't fucking appreciate our childhood then what do we care about yeah if we don't have good feelings about what we what we grew up with then what do we care about bro this is an american icon yeah actually i think it's from london but either way yeah either way i mean the company yeah they're based in london but you know This is like taking away baseball or taking away, you know, just raise the price. I'm okay. Like, okay, I get it.
Starting point is 00:41:51 No, dude, it's wrong. That's real. But I'm still not paying hundreds of dollars for fucking Choco Taco. Bro, so forget the housing. The article reads reads forget the housing market the demand of klondike's discontinued choco taco this still has to be a publicity stunt still has to be maybe has skyrocketed dollars bro it has skyrocketed with sellers asking for hundreds of dollars for the rare ice cream treat on monday facebook marketplace in los angeles area listed several choco tacos
Starting point is 00:42:26 for sale the lowest advertised price was 25 for one single uh taco and the highest price was a box of choco tacos for 500 who has 500 to spend on fucking choco tacos bro you want to know why i know you why you're all fucked up Because you're willing to do stupid shit like this. Yeah. Like, I got a lot of money, bro. I'm spending $500 on a fucking box of Choco. And I spent some money on some dumb shit. I mean, how many is in there?
Starting point is 00:42:54 There's a box of 10. Like, what are we talking here? This is one of those things. This is one of those things like you're rolling out of the fucking bars at 2 a.m. Bro. And you have a fucking lot of cash. at 2 a.m bro and you have a stop at the gas station cash and like no dude like a dude's like hey man you know you it's like hot
Starting point is 00:43:12 right like you're sweating and fucking you know you there's a dude standing there with a box of chocolate tacos and you're just like you just don't give a fuck you're like how much for the whole box homie 500 you're like fucking peel. You're like, fucking peel it off. Like, you're fucking the biggest pimp in the world. You walk away, and you think it's cool with your buddies. You fucking hand them out, and then you wake up the next day, and you're like, what the fuck? What did I do?
Starting point is 00:43:37 Why did you guys let me do that? That's what happens here. That's what's going to happen, bro. Choco Tacos are going to become like a prostitute. Oh, fuck, man oh fuck man yeah it's gonna be something that people pay for and then ultimately regret i wonder what's what's like the shelf life i think now what do you think the shelf life is of a choco taco can we get a fact check well it's apparently long enough to ship somewhere yeah for 500 does 500 include shipping? Look, man. Somebody made this post.
Starting point is 00:44:07 They said, $1,200 cash. I know what I have. No low balling. Oh, man. Yeah, these are some pictures. The memes on the Choco Taco have been, they've been fantastic.
Starting point is 00:44:19 They've been worth the publicity stunt that they're running. They've been fantastic. I'm sticking to my story. They've been fantastic. They have. Like this guy listed on Facebook Marketplace for 50 grand.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Bro, look at the Choco Taco, bro. Look at it. 50 grand? Yeah, he listed it for 50 grand on Facebook Marketplace. 50 grand for one Choco Taco. Get the fuck out of here. He said, buy now before it's melted. No, it's real shit.
Starting point is 00:44:42 Real shit. This is what he put in the description it says this may be one of the last choco tacos in existence klondike is discontinuing our beloved choco tacos and finding them is near impossible this may be your last opportunity to buy a choco taco your childhood is fading away fast this motherfucker, this motherfucker gets it. He gets it. Your childhood is fading away fast, but with this Choco Taco, it might give you a brief memory of the joys of your youth.
Starting point is 00:45:12 Relive the past, refresh with the present with a freezing cold Choco Taco. $50,000. It's bigger than the toilet paper shortage of 2020. It is. It's the Choco-pocalypse of 2022.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Buy now before it's gone. It's got to be. I bet this is in Klaus's book. I bet itocalypse of 2022. Buy now before it's gone. It's got to be. I bet this is in Klaus's book. I bet it's in one of these books. Step 342. Yes. Remove Choco-tacos. I think Salilinsky wrote about this.
Starting point is 00:45:34 And rules for radicals. Like one of the final steps was remove the Choco-tacos. Yeah. Final demoralization step. Fuck. It's fucking working too. You fuckers. This is where I draw the fucking line. is where i draw the line fuck thumbs down so i thought this was america yeah that thing looks
Starting point is 00:45:54 delicious bro it looks so good and you know what's crazy like you know what's good about choco tacos bro and the klondike bar it's a texture dude yeah i'm a texture guy i like the the creamy yeah crunch of the waffle cone yeah yeah you get the peanuts in there it's the texture, dude. Yeah. I'm a texture guy. I like the creamy with the crunch of the waffle cone. Yeah. Yeah. And you get the peanuts in there. It's a texture thing. The sweet, salty mix.
Starting point is 00:46:09 And it's not messy to eat. No, bro, it's clean. Yeah. It's cleaner than eating Taco Bell. It's- Which is also pretty good. Everything's cleaner than that. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:46:18 For a lot of reasons. But- Side in, out. Yes. But it's the gift that keeps on giving. Yeah. Way after Christmas is gone yeah but bro this has got to be publicity stuff i listen this is the mcribs move or the mexican pizza move fucking shit's coming back yeah i just hope it doesn't take fucking five years bro it might how
Starting point is 00:46:40 long was the mexican pizza gone it was like five years, wasn't it? It's too fucking long. Yeah, one day too many. I'm sorry, dude. Mexican pizza was my fucking staple back when I was fat. Like, bro, when I used to go to Taco Bell, my fucking order, it was always the same. It was a Mexican pizza, two double-decker tacos, and two chili cheese burritos, or two cheesy gordita steak nacho crunches. I bet that gift kept giving. No, I'm not. Bro, this was back in the day when I could eat. cheese burritos or two cheesy gordita steak nacho crunches. I bet that gift kept giving. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:47:09 Bro, this was back in the day when I could eat. Like now I can't eat shit. Yeah. Cause it's been, I haven't had fast food in probably fucking five years. I feel like that would clean you the fuck out. I'm like, I'm, you know, I had to quit eating Taco Bell, bro. Like cold turkey. Like I was addicted to it. Like I could not fucking stop eating the shit.
Starting point is 00:47:24 I had to stop. Like even today, like as controlled as I am about all my my disciplines and things i won't eat it never because i'm afraid i'll go like dude i'm afraid like for an alcoholic like it's like that big of a fear for me it's crack yeah yeah like i'll take a sip and be fucking laying in a ditch for you know in two days not knowing where the fuck i am the taco bell cheese all over me yeah hot sauce packets falling out the pocket oh bro i love their fire sauce but yeah all right two thumbs down on choco taco any news about choco taco that isn't it's coming back is always always thumbs down okay there's no rule that's real all right well andy that's all i got all right guys that's the show appreciate you guys right, guys. That's the show. Appreciate you guys. Love you guys. Take fucking action, please.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Thank you.

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