REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 352. Andy & DJ CTI: Brittney Griner Verdict, MMA Fighter Takes Down NYC Assault Suspect & Nancy Pelosi Prepares To Visit DMZ With North Korea

Episode Date: August 5, 2022

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the Russian court sentencing Brittney Griner to 9 years in prison for drug possession, an MMA fighter restraining an assault suspect in NYC, and Nancy Pelosi preparing to visit DMZ with North Korea.

What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys i know you clicked the link i know you already know but come in close because i got something for you come on a little closer a little bit closer come here i'm not gonna bite you come here today we've got andy and dj cruise the motherfucking internet that is fucking right yeah what's up dude yeah i mean everything's good yeah i was gonna say maybe maybe if you're blind you didn't know what the i know i still like to do it it's how it feels right listen we gotta do we gotta be authentic we gotta do what feels right i know you

motherfuckers click the link i already know you know it's cti but i like it but just in case you don't i don't give a shit makes me feel good it kind of sets the rhythm for the show man yeah for sure you know like life's about momentum and rhythm it really is yeah it's a natural process that's right so if i don't get hype if i don't do the way i want it don't come out right just saying would you like me to do this hey guys welcome to andy and dj cruises the internet yeah no that's that's ass yeah and that's every other podcast on the planet that's real there's like there's a lot of man bro let me give you all a podcasting fucking tip what you put in the microphone comes out at a diluted rate okay if you give a hundred percent in that microphone bro it comes out 50 in the listeners ear so don't be afraid to get wild

and get loud and have some fucking fun with the microphone because bro the enthusiasm that you'll create will move people that's my tip of the day you could stop the show right there bro you could stop the show right there and i just gave you the fucking gold of podcast information have some motherfucking enthusiasm get wild have fun do it yeah fuck what do we got bro hey man we got some crazy shit man i think i think before we even get to the headlines. Before we get to the headlines, let's have some housekeeping. Right, right. No, we got to.

We got to. I need. Can we. Where is it? We need Andy Thomas real quick. Oh, you mean. Is this what I think it is? Yeah.

Oh, it is. You mean. It is. You must be talking. See, I haven't seen this. I don't see. You guys don seen this. I don't see. You guys don't understand. I don't see these things.

I'm not in the team meeting for the show, but I know what this is. This has to be Choco Taco time. It's Choco Taco time. Yeah. Okay. Let's hear about it. So this article came out. I didn't have time to put it in.

Hold on. I will read the article today. That's fine. That's fine. I mean, it's only fair. All right. Make sure when you post it, you post it that big. I should take up the whole page.

Klondike looking at bringing back the Choco Taco after consumer uproar in the coming years. Yeah. And by consumer, they meant Andy. If they bring this back, you motherfuckers better send me some Choco Tacos, bro, because I saved that bitch. Who told you it was PR, bro? Humanity is saving. You did. You did.

You did. Klondike, you funny guys yeah you funny klondike you think they even really had to do that to like get like bro like this their sales has has choco taco sales how many going down bro do you how many kids walk through this office ask me in the last week they're like bro what's choco taco are you you fucking serious? Dude, right there. Zeeshan. He's from fucking India. That doesn't count. You don't think they have fucking ice cream in India? Do they?

I don't know. I've lived there since 2014. Never heard of Choco Taco. See? This market is thin. Now I really want it. Zee! Zee!

It worked. Just like you said. It worked. Don't be doubting my shit. Well, you know, to be fair. You know what's funny? I couldn't tell you the last time I had one. You know what's funny?

This is no joke. Yeah. I knew this was bullshit. Did I not know it was bullshit? No, you did. Your motherfuckers heard me say it was bullshit. But when I talk about what's going on in the world, you still fucking doubt me. You still fucking doubt me.

Some people believe you about the ice cream. About the fucking ice ice cream but not anything else they're like oh this guy's conspiracy theorist fuck man it's like what's your credibility i'm a taco realist yeah no shit what's your credibility i don't know i'm i mean i think i know a little bit about fucking ice cream klondike send me a check you motherfuckers by the way bro look how good those things dude god listen man i don't take ads on the show but i would take one from you motherfuckers want to pay me some money i'll have a choco taco right here every motherfucking day and i can try them on air for the first time that's right i won't eat them because i ain't

about eating that shit like that no more but But I will definitely put them right here so everybody can see. And we'll talk about it. And you can pay me a lot of money. I saved the Choco Taco. I think that's fair. That's the next fucking headline. No, that's fair. The next fucking headline is,

a podcaster from Missouri saves Choco Taco. For a s'mores party. Yes. Get on that, bro. Pick that up. We had to address it. We had to address it, man. No, actually, I can see the headline right now.

I can see it. Domestic terrorist podcaster from Missouri. Militia member. Terror threat. All around terrible human. podcaster from Missouri, militia member, terror threat, all around terrible human saves the Choco Taco, which means... With his toxic masculinity.

That's right. With his toxic masculinity, which means Choco Taco is racist. I got one better. Klondike is now associated with an extremist. And then shit, guess what? The shit goes up.

Your fucking Choco Taco is going to be on the domestic terror list before you fucking know it. It's going to be Andy, DJ, and Choco Taco. Choco Taco, bro. I mean, it's a polar bear, so we got to be honest. It's a polar bear, right? That's white supremacy. I mean, I don't know if there's a polar bear right that's that's that that's white supremacy i mean

i don't know if there's anything other than look at that there's anything more white supremacist than a fucking polar bear it is for the fucking it's huge it's white and it kills everything that's what i'm saying you know we don't hear anything about you know the black bears or the grizzly bears panda bear panda bear is where it's at panda bear is pretty cool yeah yeah it was pretty cool we're fucking polar bears bro yeah they're fucking racist i'll get you yeah yeah fine bikes anonymous with white you know i swear that's what the fuck they would write that shit's gonna come out i guarantee i i'm guarantee you that shit's gonna to come out. Oh, bro. Fuck these people, man.

Tried to cancel Klondike, man. You know what? I saved that shit. I'm sticking to it. You fuckers are welcome. Don't say I never did that before. Right, right. Never mind the years of entrepreneurial tips and the fucking speaking out

against the fucking shitbags of the world. I saved motherfucking Choco Taco. I want the, I want the, you know what? They'll give the presidential medal of freedom for that shit. I mean, yeah, I think it's pretty important. Motherfucker's American hero. Save the Klondike bar. All right, let's do the show.

Let's get into it, man. Guys, remember, as always, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. We link them all there. So I'm not an energy drink guy. Uh-huh. So like I'm over here sipping on this drink. So do you guys drink these like all at once

or do you like take drinks of them like you would drink a beer? More like a beer, right? Yeah, more like a beer. Like kind of sip on it? All right. Just making sure. That's what I've been doing.

I just make sure I'm doing it right. I don't fucking know how to do it. Bro, I never had an energy drink in my life. No, and once you finish it, you got to punch a hole in the drywall. No, once you finish it. That's monster. Oh, that's monster. Okay.

I got to change my name to Kyle. Don't offense to the Kyles. Yeah, sorry, Kyles. I mean, some of you guys are cool. Yeah, change your name, though. All right, let's go. Let's get into it, man. Guys,, some of you guys are cool. Yeah, change your name, though. All right, let's go. Let's get into it, man. Guys, we're actually getting something right now.

Guys, we got breaking news. Breaking news. Breaking news, LR. Brittany Griner trial. Russian court hands down verdict. Sentence in WNBA stars case. Man. So Brittany Griner, everybody's been seeing it.

Brittany Griner, she is an American basketball superstar, an Olympic gold medalist, learned her fate in a Russian court after she pleaded guilty to a drug charge last month. A Russian judge convicted Griner of drug possession and drug smuggling and sentenced her to nine years in prison she was also fined one million rubles the equivalent of about sixteen thousand dollars uh griner she's 31 she appeared in the courtroom in kimki just outside of moscow she issued an apology ahead of her verdict and sentencing as prosecutors pushed for nine and a half year sentence. This is her statement.

She says, quote, I want to apologize to my teammates, my club, my fans and the city of Yekaterinburg for my mistake that I made and the embarrassment that I brought on them. She said, quote, I want to apologize to my parents, my siblings, the Phoenix Mercury organization back at home, the amazing women of the W siblings, the Phoenix Mercury organization back at home, the amazing women of the WNBA, and my amazing spouse back at home. Greiner contended that she made, quote, an honest mistake when she brought vape cartridges containing oils derived from cannabis into a Moscow airport back in February, adding, quote, I hope in your ruling it does not end my life.

Greiner was returning to her Russian basketball team, UMMC Ekaterinburg, after there was a pause in the season for international play. She called Ekaterinburg her second home. Russian media. Well, yeah, because she hates America. That's one. Exactly. So let's, hold on.

Call it out. Let's be fucking real. This is a woman all right and listen i want you to listen to the whole clip of what i'm about to say because i don't like britney griner i've never fucking liked her it don't have nothing to do with her being fucking black or any other shit you guys want to accuse me of she beats the shit out of her girlfriends hold on she fucking hates america she's been vocally outspoken about freedom in america she's fucking done all the woke shit okay i don't like her i don't stand with that shit however this is bullshit and even though i don't like her, I don't have to like her in America. She's an American citizen.

Okay. This is what America should be like to me. I think that we need to go get the fuck, get her the fuck back here. That's bullshit. We need to step in and figure that the fuck out, which is going to be hard to do because the United States government keeps giving Ukraine billions of fucking dollars. And if you don't think that they're punishing her for this, you're insane. Yep. Okay. So it's ironic because these

are the people that she supported who are now ultimately creating the position that she's in and not going to do anything about it. Well, now, now here's what I'll tell you. If I was president, this shit wouldn't happen. No fucking chance. If i was president this shit wouldn't happen no fucking chance if trump was president wouldn't fucking happen and trump would save her even though he knows that she fucking hates them because he's a fucking american she's an american i don't have to like her this is wrong and what else is wrong and rogan said this yesterday and I posted it and it's the truth. There should be zero fucking people in prison for fucking marijuana, right?

There should be zero people in prison for motherfucking mushrooms. This is bullshit. That's oppression. Okay. Alcohol is far more damaging. And anybody who's ever used the substances that I just mentioned, you fucking know that's the truth. But yet they push this alcohol lifestyle on us like it's fucking normal to go get fucked up Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday,

and then spend the rest of the week trying to fucking just skate through life. In fact, that's what they want. Because when you live live like that it's almost impossible to get ahead okay so as much as i don't like britney grinder and as much as i hate her fucking politics and as much as i hope that she now has learned her lesson and i hope that you observing this will learn your lesson that america is not such a bad fucking place right okay they're putting her in prison for nine years for a motherfucking vape cartridge that fucking half your country walks around with their pocket every day. That's what, that's the thing. It's fucking bullshit.

Yeah. And bro, you know, I see people online saying, oh good. That's what she gets. No, that's bullshit. You're going to be about America or you're fucking not. She's an American citizen. She deserves the fucking treatment of any other American citizen held captive in any other motherfucking country. And we need to handle it.

That's my opinion. Yeah. And you know what? She could continue to hate me, but I'm still going to fight for her to not be in a fucking Russian prison for motherfucking bait cartridges. That's bullshit. That's real. That's real. That's my take. And hopefully she learns.

Hopefully she figures it out. Hopefully we get her back and her life isn't ruined for no fucking reason. But, you know, at some point in time, dude, you guys got to have to learn that it's different everywhere else. And we all have this tremendous opportunity here being from different cultures different heritages

different races fucking working together to create an amazing country that is free and is free of shit like going to jail for nine motherfucking years for something that literally ultimately comes out of the motherfucking ground as bullshit. She didn't fucking rape someone. She didn't fucking kill someone. That's nine motherfucking years of her life, dude, at 31 years old. That's the best part of her fucking life. For a fucking vape.

That's fucking wrong, bro. Any way you slice it for any fucking human, whether they like me or not like me. And for that, I'll fucking wrong, bro. Any way you slice it for any fucking human, whether they like me or not like me. And for that, I'll fucking speak up about. Yeah, that's real. That's real. I mean, you know, there were talks about, you know, the U.S. trading the Russian merchant of death,

trading those, but, you know, Russia quickly into those conversations. Biden just released a statement on this. His statement said, quote, Today, American citizen Brittany Griner received a prison sentence that is one more reminder of what the world already knew. Russia is wrongfully detaining Brittany. It's unacceptable, and I call on Russia to release her immediately so she can be with her wife, loved ones, friends and teammates. My administration will continue to work tirelessly and pursue every possible avenue to bring Brittany and Paul Whelan home safely as soon as possible. And here's another thing I'll fucking tell you

guys. You know, the fucking progressive left of this country, you motherfuckers think there's no rules because they ain't enforcing the rules here. So you go all over the fucking world and think that everybody's got to respect you or like, you know, that they respect you because you're black and you're gay and they give a fuck. Bro, that shit don't work over there. It doesn't work in any other country. In fact, she probably got a harsher sentence because of it there. You know, we're very fucking free here. And you motherfuckers are fucking it up.

You're rooting for communists to come in and fucking literally enslave us. Because you can't stand the fucking people that you think fucking hate you that don't. Yeah. One ironic thing that I think is funny, though, is with Biden trying to make this. Political. This bogus plea like like guys i understand this there are still people that are in jail right now right now from biden's 1994 crime bill dude over the exact same thing dj we have people in prison all over the fucking world

this is this is a political fucking play because she's known okay and they're gonna try to turn this into like this you know putin's a bigot because he's anti-gay and look that's why fucking it's important to maintain freedom in fucking america because most of the world persecutes people like that so maybe not fucking neil when they play the motherfucking anthem maybe not burn the fucking flag you stupid fucks maybe Maybe it's not that bad. I'm fucking over it, dude. And by the way, I think most Americans

who are reasonable people will agree that she shouldn't fucking be there. You see what I'm saying? Like, bro, we cannot buy, we can't, we can't hold people to double standards because of where they stand politically in this country.

And dude, the right or the conservatives or whatever the fuck you want to call them, they're fucking showing themselves right now because they're all laughing at her. That's not fucking funny. That's not fucking funny. What if that was fucking you? Well, it wouldn't break law. Man, motherfucker, none of you are perfect. You don't know what the fuck you would and wouldn't do i'm i'm just sick of everybody bro yeah like i think i think just the big the big thing that

that puzzle like like the way i look at it dude this was never about we this is not about britney grimes this isn't about gay rights this isn't about racism i think this is just russia trying to prove a point like i mean hey you guys have sent 65 billion dollars to fucking nazis that we're trying to destroy and then oh they just saw this opportunity and they just fucking decided to take it you know i'm saying like i mean i would say she definitely is a political hostage for sure you know but fuck i mean our fucking rogue government unelected fucking government caused it so it's like you know like hey biden how about you renege that 65 billion and you know maybe russia would just stop right there and send her ass back home they don't give a fuck about the

weed bro like they're just trying to make it fucking hurt and what's better than making the world political machine is going to spin this up into like massive bigotry. Like, oh, it's because she's gay and it's because she's black and it's because, motherfucker, she had weed in a country where it's not legal

to have motherfucking weed. Exactly. Maybe not fuck around with other countries' laws because not everybody here, not everybody around the country is a total pussy. They put you in jail for shit.

Here, the only people that get put in jail for shit are conservatives. That's the fucking truth. That's real, man. That was our breaking news. Tripping. That pisses me off, bro. No, yeah.

I mean, listen. Bro, nobody should be fucking with our country no like bro we need to get back we have to get we have to get back to a point where these people do not feel comfortable fucking with us you know it's funny i saw somebody make this made that comment make the comment on the i think it was the shade room or some shit but they were like no you know trump trump trump said he wouldn't even fucking get out yeah Yeah, but here's the difference, though. If Trump was in office, they wouldn't even have fucking arrested her because they understand the fear of retaliation. First of all, I don't care what fucking Trump says.

You know what I'm saying? I don't give a fuck what Trump says. Look, Trump could have been a much better leader these last two fucking years. Okay? He's let us languish out here. He's let the fucking Q theory keep people from getting fucking activated on the street. He hasn't denounced that that's a psyop or said anything about it. He hasn't given anybody any plays.

He hasn't said do this or that. Like, he's been a terrible fucking leader when he's not. That's my personal opinion. And the fact what he did here in the Senate race. Okay, we had Eric Schmidt. Good guy. Eric Griden's also a good guy. And he makes a fucking recommendation. Well, I've, I support Eric and doesn't specify which one

makes both of them go out and look like clowns by saying, Oh, he endorsed me. No, he endorsed me. And it basically makes a joke out of a very important Senate seat like that. He should be taking more seriously, my opinion. Okay. And I'm not saying that because the guy I happen to support didn't win. Because I'm supporting the other guy now. Because I want him to win now. Okay? I'm saying it because it's not good leadership. And so, like, bro, like, you know, the other thing that he's done over and over again is, you know,

he keeps talking about this fucking, I saved the world with this fucking vaccine. What are you talking about, bro? I'm dying. I've been at two fucking funerals of people under 40 who just fucking sudden adult death syndrome. Like what the fuck? Who,

you know, how many of these motherfuckers listen to the show? I've had people they know. Cause dude, my D my DMS are like, I get DMS all the time, bro. I had this,

I had that, I had this, I had this, the side of maybe not death, you know, with DMs are like I get DMs all the time. Bro, I had this. I had that. I had this. The side of maybe not death, you know, with everybody, but like, bro. Severe side effect. And let me tell you another thing. He's not seeing the strategy clearly either, because when he announces that he's going to run in 24, if that's what his plan is, they're going to hang him on that because what they're going to do is reverse course and say, well, um, you know, it seems to be that the vaccine is actually hurting people and you know who it was. It was Trump and Fauci. And then they're going to play all these clips of Trump

saying operation warp speed. I saved the world. I did this and that, and they're going to hang him on this fucking vaccine. you watch you watch if he doesn't adjust course and and get with the reality of what's going on that will that will end up being his demise yeah even if he does it still might not even fucking save him fauci's getting hung up no matter what yeah okay they're gonna get him um now whether or not it's the left's regime like meaning the government the media and all the people that go with him or whether it's Trump, this depends on what Trump does. If Trump fucking comes out and like says, hey, man, I fucking lied to which he did. OK, I believe that was the case.

He was fucking lied to. You know, I don't know, man. We'll see. That's just my take from the play. And, uh, it concerns me because, you know, after what I saw here with, uh, the Gritens and Schmidt deal, you know, uh, the, the, the fucking McConnell in them ran $10 million of fucking negative ads towards Eric about shit that wasn't even true. And people believed it. So clearly the media still has some, some power with people. And if they run enough shit, just like they ran about with the fucking Russia collusion, just like they ran with Charlottesville, just like they ran with all these stories about fucking Trump, you know, people are looking for a scapegoat on that vaccine, bro.

Like there's a lot of people calling for blood on that. And if he doesn't fucking remove himself from that fucking train coming down the tracks, personally, I think that, that, I mean, dude, look,

if I was on their team, that's what I would do. He's walking himself into it. By the way, I'm for hire for stretch strategic operations. Right. I tried to fucking sit down with people and talk to them and they don't want to listen to me so i just say what i say here well guys moving on to headline number one hello one reads washington post highlights walorski's actually i'm not for fucking higher on strategic operations i will only fucking help things i believe in so i correct myself there but you're gonna pay me for

it too hello number one washington post highlights walorski's vote not to certify biden victories after capital right um this is really really fucked up. So Walorski, she's a... This was terrible. Fucked up. Yeah. Walorski, she's an Indiana congresswoman. She was killed in a car accident on Wednesday along with two other members of her staff.

And the Washington Post highlighted Representative Jackie Walorski's decision to vote against the impeachment of former President Donald Trump and the certification of president's biden's victory in arizona and pennsylvania in their report on the representative's death so walorski's dies and then washington post they write a fucking article that only highlights the fact that she voted against impeaching president trump and voted against the certification

of joe b Biden's victory in Arizona and Pennsylvania. Right. So Walorski and her staffers, Emma Thompson and Zachary Potts, they were tragically killed in a car crash this past Wednesday. The Washington Post reported, noted that the congresswoman's religious conservatism and anti-abortion stances, including her opposition to the Women's Health Protection Act and the Ensuring Access Abortion Act.

Quote, this is from the article, quote, a Donald Trump supporter. All right, hold on. Let's stop right there. There is more Donald Trump supporters in this country than there is supporters of anyone else. OK. Now, I just said what I fucking think is critical of him because i'm a fair person this shit where they keep trying to like push the like bro you know how many motherfuckers

out there love trump but they don't say like you fuckers writing this shit you are dumb as fuck you are completely out of touch there are fucking 10 times as many donald trump supporters as there are of anyone else and in second place is ronda santos so when you fuckers keep thinking like oh i'm gonna shame people by saying donald trump supporter all you're doing is making them support him more because we're like fuck you to me it's kind of cryptic bro like i think that they're're trying to almost justify why she was killed. Yeah, I know. You know what I'm saying?

That's fucking crazy. What does it matter? She's a 58-year-old woman who's serving this country in a fucking office, who's sacrificing her fucking personal time with her family and her life and all this shit to serve people, and you motherfuckers are acting like it's okay

because she was a donald trump supporter that's fucking bullshit yeah it's so disgusting it's so disgusting she died too like no it's so fucking disgusting yeah like really think about the kind of human that would write something like that yeah Like really fucking think about it. And I didn't know this woman. I'm not familiar with her. I don't, but I would feel the same way if they said this shit about the,

somebody on the left. Like, it's just gross, dude. Like that's where we're at with the media. We're at a fucking place where like, it's okay if someone dies because they support Donald Trump, man, fuck you guys.

Oh, it's okay. If someone dies because they didn't want. Man, fuck you guys. Oh, it's okay if someone dies because they didn't want the vaccine? Fuck you. That's the attitude people need to start having again. Like, bro, that is unacceptable shit that they wrote that. It's completely fucked up,

man. And regardless of who you believe to be politically your person, that's bullshit. So that's my take. Let me see if I can find the article. It is kind of weird though that, I don't know.

She voted with Trump on literally everything. She voted so he didn't go to fucking trial. She's been as one of his biggest supporters. And you know, I don't know, man, I don't know. It's fucked up i don't know it's fucked up shit yeah it's fucked up moving on guys headline number two number two reads mma fighter springs into action to take

down new york city assault suspect i guess bjj does workot. So a mixed martial arts fighter sprang into action to subdue a homeless man who was allegedly attacking people in the heart of Manhattan's Soho shopping district. Ro Malabanen, who was a black belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu and a yellow belt in judo, was walking to his boxing instructor job last Wednesday when he saw Samuel Frazier sucker punch a construction worker, the fighter told the Post. This is Roe here. Mal Abandon, he's 44 years old.

That was him? Yeah. That guy's 44? 44 years old, man. Damn, he looks good for 44, bro. That guy looks like he's like fucking 30. 44 and in the door, baby. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Shit. I'm just saying. Like, I'm not being weird. I'm just saying. Like, I'm not being weird. I'm just saying. Like, I would have said that dude was like 30. How old does that guy look? 31, 32.

Yeah. I mean, he's got a little salt and pepper coming in. He must be taking some first-form product. Oh, yeah. That's what it is. There we go. There you go. Chiming in with that value content.

Leave the work. You live to work one more day. Yeah. There you go. See, what I told you was i don't plug yeah so so malibu and he's 44 years old he checked in with the victim before running after the suspect and taking him down from behind the good samaritan explained to his instagram followers quote my jujitsu instincts just kicked in. I jumped on his back.

Malabana said, quote, he tried to swing me off then. But for those of you who are in the know, a seatbelt position dragged him down to the floor and I immediately took his back and pinned him to the ground. Here's a quick video. So you got Malabar and Nazaire on top with another civilian. That's bullshit, bro. You still don't punch people

in the fucking face for no reason? Oh, I love it. So the guy's trying to say he was doing something to me and he's like, no, that's bullshit. I saw you do it.

That's a good man right there. Solid man. Dangerous to do right now with no weapons that's real yeah that's a serious thing yeah that's real uh but yeah so like an initial police investigation revealed that frazier delivered quote unprovoked attacks to the heads of a 50 year old man and a 17 year old boy according to the nypd uh he was charged with two counts of assault no bro police this is a guy who's been running around doing this shit and they're not doing shit about it so he continues to do it these people people who do random shit like that that weren't run down the street and fucking punch people and punch old people and shit bro immediate execution for real immediate execution like that might not equate in terms of good or bad but if you're that shitty of a fucking person that you're gonna run down the street hit 50 year old fucking dude in the back of the head what else would you do or fucking

like they you know these videos of these elderly people and shit bro fuck you you're fucking done no like that's what you like me motherfucker because that's what we'll be doing we'll clean this motherfucker up that's real like good for this man it can't always be an eye for an eye man because no you have you can do that type of shit, what else can you do? What else won't you do? That's what I'm saying. Oh. This actually happened to me personally in Chicago once.

A dude hit you? Yeah. No way. It happened to me. I clearly remember it. It was approximately 9.45. 10 o'clock is when grocery stores closed. I was taking my groceries, and at that time, I didn't have a car.

So I was taking the CTA in Chicago. And there was this homeless guy who came next to me. And he said, hey, man, what do you got? And I was like, just regular grocery. I was, I'm usually, I talk to everybody. And the guy hit me on the face and my groceries fell on the floor. And I was so flabbergasted. I couldn't, I couldn't, I didn't didn't i didn't think clear it was six years ago

it would be different right now yeah and uh right now you fuck around find out absolutely yeah but at that time um that this happened to me on on this on the platform and there were like one or two people far away from me nobody did anything so welcome to america huh yeah yeah that's fucked up yeah but also i would say what what you said is 100% right. Nobody should be allowed to do certain kind of things. Dude, those people, people like that who are homeless, who are doing nothing but crime, who are fucking punching people, random people in the fucking head. I don't have a problem if you're homeless.

We've all gone through hard times. We should do what we can for those people. But when you're fucking assaulting people, like we see these dude that's how many videos we've seen in the last two years of people running up to people randomly and just fucking knocking them the fuck out just walking down the street and bro we need to be we need to be like fucking singapore like if you litter in singapore bro they cane you in public they beat your ass this shit would stop like all this bullshit crime would stop if we if you litter in Singapore, bro, they cane you in public. They beat your ass. This shit would stop. Like all this bullshit crime would stop.

If we, if you guys would just understand that criminals have a different kind of brain than you, they have a different heart than you. They have to operate from a place of fear. You, and we have too many people in this country with like good hearts that project their good hearts onto other people and think that there's people like, bro, there's a lot of people like this. Like in other countries, bro, they're dealt

with harshly because they figured out over the thousands of years that they've existed. That the only, by the way, how long have we existed? A couple hundred for the thousands of years of existence in some of these other countries they have figured out that the only way to deal with fucking shit bags like this is to remove them from society any way that you need to i like how they do it in singapore you litter in singapore they fucking cane you in public you're probably not gonna litter again i bet those streets are pretty clean that's it's the cleanest place in the world there are some countries in the middle east if somebody's found guilty of rape they publicly cut the dick off well i think that's that that's good that's good if it's like not a corrupt government that just like like right now here in this country

in this country they could accuse you of something you could be found guilty of something and they cut your dick off and then fucking five years later be like oh fuck we fucked up so like i mean that's a i think that's good if you got the right things in place that's a good point yeah but just to say they deal with that harshly yeah publicly it should be it should be i'm down with it if there's dna evidence or like hard hard evidence or whatever like that you know like videos i mean you got to be concrete well yeah because if it is like here, women can accuse women can say anything about a man and he's automatically carries the same weight. Yeah. Which is a big problem in society. Yeah. That's why I say, you know, part of the justice reform needs to be that there's, there is consequences for false accusations. If accusations stop that shit yeah yeah exactly but where there where where there's

no accountability how do you expect things to change with no accountability right like when people can run up to people on the street and punch them in the fucking face or rob grocery stores like we had on the other day and they never get in trouble why would they ever stop? You know? And it like, if you, if a woman can accuse any man of anything, you know, and there's no repercussions of accusing them, or in some cases they become famous when they accuse them. What's to stop that? It's a win for them. You know, dude, we got to have accountability on both sides. Like, it's fucking bullshit. Guys,

moving on to our third and final headline. Headline number three. Headline number three reads, Nanny Pelosi prepares to visit the... You worked on that one for a long time? Yeah, I did. Fuck, that was pretty bad. I was expecting a better reaction. Yeah, well, you didn't get it.

All right, go ahead. She's going to North Korea, bro. She's going to the DMZ. After being snubbed by South President Yoon, who had dinner with actors instead of greeting U.S. House Speaker, as it's revealed the Taiwan trip left fuming White House scrambling for a plan. I think it's funny. I love it. I fucking love it.

So yeah, so Pelosi, the article reads, Pelosi will visit the heavily fortified DMZ where North and South Korea forces stand face to face after she agreed to support Seoul's effort to denuclearize Pyongyang. But local media and lawmakers from Yoon's party have pointed to the fact that no official delegation was sent to even greet Pelosi, even as Yoon was photographed attending a play in central Seoul the same night where he had shared dinner with the actors.

Quote, what should we make of the fact that Yoon is watching a play and have a gathering with the actors but not meeting U.S. House Speaker? A former lawmaker from Yoon's People's Party, People's Power Party,

Young-Soo Min, wrote on Facebook Thursday. Quote, Speaker Pelosi is visiting the DMZ today. It is undesirable to think that the leader of our allies,

Parliament, visits the forefront of our security. But there won't be any meetings between our president and her. Completely abandoned her, which I'm completely fine with. We all know that the last highest ranking U.S. official was Donald Trump in 2009, 2019. And so, yeah. So, I mean. I don't I just don't understand what this fucking like you know

are they before i get in on this are they trying to bring the masks back like is are they are they pushing masks again because like all these pictures everybody's wearing masks well bro they just started i'm saying like are they like i'm not up to date like you know i live in my own little world here yeah are are these fuckers trying to bring mask mandates and shit back 100 holy fuck the u.s has actually didn't i see that la tried to do it and everybody said no fuck you and they just took it back basically yeah so so they're still they're still pushing well if la didn't do it nobody's doing it right right well i mean the u.s also too just announced that the monkey pox shit so i mean it's like they're gonna they're going for the second push again i just don't think people are gonna isn't the monkey pox like uh

isn't that in the gay communities gay butt sex is that what it is is that the only way it spreads it's not the only way it spreads even real but it's 99 of the cases so are they so is this like real shit are they trying to run the same fucking play again? I think it's the same play. Yeah. Yeah. You should have got a better play. I think it's homophobic, honestly. Why? I don't know. We're two for two today. All right.

So anyhow, here's what I'll say. Do you have any more to say about this? No, that's it, man. My question was, I don't know what's the point of fucking taking this lady around? What do you think? Think. It can't be a power play. They don't want us to be powerful. No shit.

Why would they try to add to that image? Alright. What's the goal here? Demoralization. Correct. To demoralize the country in the eyes of its citizens and also the eyes of people around the globe. How do you think it appears to people around the globe

that she is snubbed by South Korea's president? Not only that, if that's our best fucking image of strength that we have, is this fucking 118 118 year old fucking lady can't draw our eyebrows right correct it's intentional so so you have to you have to think like them all right how do we make the world see the u.s as weak weaker the same level as them okay well well we have to make their president not respected. Like nobody. So what they're trying to do, this isn't about Joe Biden either. Okay. What they're trying to do is they're trying to disrespect and lower the esteem of the establishment as a whole United States government

positions, the, the, the allure and the respect and the prestige of the speaker of the house or the president of the united states they're making a fucking mockery of it on purpose you understand what i'm saying yeah so so that destabilizes the nation by the citizens not being able to really respect those people and then also people around the world not being afraid of them anymore at all, or, or even like think they're anything of a big deal. Right? So that's the play they're running. And the reason this is important for you to understand is because that flag that we all fucking grew up loving, that's our fucking flag. So when you fly that flag, you are flying the flag, understanding that that's that flag stands for fucking freedom. It stands for the people.

It stands for us. And that's why it's extra important for people to fly the flag now because it's the people's flag. OK, and the government is trying to make that flag mean fucking nothing to everybody, people outside and people inside. At the same time, what they're trying to do is lower their prestige from the outside. They have to lower our quality of life on the inside as well. Because they can't have people over in Europe looking over at people in America like we got this way better lifestyle or people. There's still hope. Yeah. Yes. It's about hope. It's- There's still hope, yeah. Yes.

It's about hope. It's all about hope. Oh, that's real. They're eliminating the idea of freedom from the entire globe. I wish you motherfuckers would listen to what I say. One day, no matter what, no matter what happens,

you're going to listen, people are going to look back at the shit I've said, and they're going to say, that motherfucker was to look back at the shit I've said. They're going to say, I'm a motherfucker with Paul Revere, dude. Mm-hmm. I see it very fucking clearly. I've done my homework. That's what's happening.

So, yeah. As funny as it is, it's not funny. It's not funny, man. It's not funny. She's just a useful idiot like she don't fucking know any better bro they're paying her to do this shit she's doing it they're taking advantage of people's greed but she looks like she eats like yeah she looks like she's having a good time right you know that what was that movie like bro this is what these people live for it's fake fucking prestige what was that movie from uh that that i think it was like a

fucking zombie vampire movie that little old lady in the diner you don't come out no no fucking idea man you're three for three no it's like legion or something legion yeah you know the little granny diner the granny in the diner you yeah bro yeah oh you think pelosi is from that movie yeah she reminds me of her like i feel like that that's like that's who she man look dude pelosi is highly unlikable biden's highly unlikable schumer highly unlikable all these people are highly unlikable there's nobody that likes i said that fucking baby's gonna burn. But dude, look, those people are highly unlikable for a fucking reason. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. Moving on. Moving on, guys. Our final segment of the show. We have our thumbs up segment where I show. I'll tell you this, man. Those energy drinks are like, they fucking punch you, dude. Oh, they get you going.

Yeah, but it's not. It's yeah, it's not like jittery. It's like it's not over the top, but you feel like I fucking punch you dude oh they get you going yeah but it's not uh it's yeah it's not like jittery it's like it's not over the top but you feel like i just you know like not that i would know because i've never done it but i'll i just leave it at this it works like i don't i don't want to punch like a whole bunch of holes in the drywall not only one just one it's not drywall it's communist faces exactly you drink this shit you will punch every communist in the face america fuck yeah leave me alone mom jeez i don't know how the fuck that comes next all right guys our thumbs up segment uh hey who told you the choco taco is coming back you did that's right you did i got a good one here though like this is pretty it's

funny not funny it's funny um he's questioning himself now no i mean it's funny dude you're getting the golden sombrero today bro thanks bro and baseball and baseball you go i think it's oh for four you get the golden sombrero you're about to go for four like some urban dictionary shit no that's baseball terms oh our thumbs up headline reads utah man attempts to kill spider he sparks a 60 acre wildfire you know if that was a snake i would say it was justified i mean just imagine trying to kill a little bitty fucking spider how about that entire forest massive copperhead that we found at the fucking house the other day oh yeah that was big it was a big one yeah that was a big one but man all right go on so a 60 acre wildfire erupted Monday through parts of north central Utah after a man walking his dog carrying marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

And a Trump voter to probably far right extremist attempted to burn a spider to death. The Utah County. Definitely a fucking Trump supporter. So was the dog carrying the marijuana? No. Maybe. I'm saying. It says walking his dog carrying the marijuana no maybe i'm saying it says dog carrying marijuana see the person who wrote this isn't very good at writing yeah he should have clarified that yes and you're very good at writing thank you thank you and handsome thanks yeah so this guy had to be a Trump voter.

He had to. Yeah. Yeah. Far right extremist. He's probably on the list right below Choco Taco. Guaranteed. Yes. Guaranteed.

Yeah. So the Utah County Sheriff's Office said upon arriving. Who the fuck is walking through Utah not carrying marijuana? It's real. Be fucking real, bro. Every motherfucking hippie from California smokes weed. It now lives in fucking Utah. Everybody in Utah, the Mormons don't want to admit it.

There's a funny joke about Mormon people. I'm going to tell it. I think there's a lot of funny jokes about Mormon. Yeah, but this is a good one. Dave Sparks told me this. Heavy D. He said, if you're ever going to take a Mormon friend fishing, make sure you take two of them because if you only take one,

they'll drink all your beer. That's real. All you motherfuckers, all these motherfuckers smoking weed out in Utah. Oh, yeah. God bless them. America. So, yeah. So the Utah County Sheriff's Office said upon arriving at the fire east of

Springville around 5 p.m., they saw the suspect who was not immediately identified walking his dog in the area. Like he's just walking out of the fucking wildfire. Oh, I don't know what happened. Authorities arrested the suspect after he confessed that he accidentally started the fire while using a lighter to burn a spider. Quote, not sure exactly why he felt the need to have to burn the spider sergeant spencer cannon so uh said but you know all the regret in the world doesn't change the outcome based on whatever reason there was for him doing that that's the law uh in this case i wish they said that when people go out and shoot other people yeah and they talk about stories from

their childhood or burn down cities yeah That was a very articulate statement. Yeah. It doesn't matter what's the reason. It matters is the result of why you did it. Well, I guess it only matters if it's against spiders. Right. Right. So fuck killing people.

You could do that all day. But fucking spiders, we draw the line, bro. Draw the line. Kill a spider, straight to jail. Yeah. Public castration. Oh, man. Yeah, so they reported authorities arrested and booked the man into jail on drug possession

and reckless burning charges, which could result in him serving up to a year and being fined $2,500. Yeah, so I mean, what we got? I mean, this guy's an idiot. He's obviously, you know, far right, Trump supporter, fucking choco taco eating idiot. Actually, I

would say he's probably not because you have to be a fucking idiot to like, I'm going to burn a spider with a fucking lighter. I mean, but I really don't think he I don't think he expected fucking 60 acres. Well, no shit shit but why are you harassing the spider out in the wild you're supposed to enjoy nature i think this is karma dude yeah that's a fucking living thing bro like you should try to preserve life at any given point in my opinion you know governor cox he weighed in he said that he said um don't do drugs kids and don't start spiders on fire during the drought.

Well, I don't know, man. Look, bro, I'm the guy that gets out of his car and moves turtles out of the road and shit. And there's other motherfuckers that try to hit him. Why would you burn a spider? It's not hurting you. I hate snakes, bro. I don't fucking fuck with snakes. I leave them alone.

You know what I'm saying? Why don't we have some respect for fucking nature and like you know i you know what i'm saying no i get it like you get what you fucking get bro you burn this is a living thing dude just because it's small doesn't mean it doesn't matter like i don't know like that's how i look at shit no that's real i don't know. Like, that's how I look at shit. No, that's true. I don't know. Like, dude, I don't really even kill bugs. Like, I try to move bugs outside and shit.

Like, I feel like it's bad karma to do those kind of things. Is it bad karma? Yeah. Like, to kill living things just because they're an inconvenience to you? Like, you think you're that big in the fucking universe? Well, I mean i mean there's situations where you have to right like you have an infestation of something like you know what i'm saying like there's things you have to do there's not always peaceful resolution but like where you connect where you can you should in my opinion and if you know and people like well what about your buddies that hunt well they're eating that right that's a different thing they live they survive they choose to live that lifestyle which by the way last time i checked

we're still fucking free to do that i actually respect that because they're that's a that's a that's a tradition and a fucking skill that should be passed down so even though i don't do it i think it's great that people do it there's just a there's the overall respect a lacking respect of life in general you know and it just it bothers me sometimes yeah there's just the disregard you know like people that fucking just like you know abandon their dogs and shit like i can't i can't relate to those people like the animal abusers like that that's a whole like bro i look at that just like fucking child abuse i agree those people are fucking fucked up bro and there's really no fixing that i mean honestly anybody that fucking takes advantage of the innocence of anybody else

like you're a piece of shit to me bro i just anything else yeah i just don't i don't know man i think you know i think we could do better you know i think this guy got what he deserved i think he's a fucking idiot. You know, all jokes aside, like, I'm not down with that. Like, if I was walking around and some dude just took out his lighter, like, dude, if we were walking down with some dude we didn't really know and he just pulls out his lighter and starts to go burn a fucking spider, dude, I'd fucking kick him in the face.

No, for real. Like, he'd bend down, I would kick him in his frightened fucking face. Like, that's just fucking low-life shit. That's real. You know, like if it's in your house and you got to get rid of it, that's different. But I mean, we're going to torture it. You're going to make it, you know, like that's just ignorant shit. Right.

And by the way, people who abuse things like that and cause things intentionally pain like that are like a hundred times more likely to be serial killers and violence towards people because they don't respect life. Plus their quality of life speaks for itself. Yeah. No, karma is talked about in different cultures, different religions. Yeah. Just like you said, why is that apart from the work, everything that happens slightly aligns to the good. Yeah.

People around you are good the projects you come in good because good karma yeah but bro that's why it's important to you know support people like like take this into like the what we generally talk about which is business success in life if you take that concept from the animals and you put it into business, that's why it's important to root for people. That's why it's important not to fucking tear people down. That's why it's important to cheer for people when they win, because dude, those vibes and those energies that you're putting out, that's still karma, bro. Like it's not just our words and what we do, it's what we think and what we feel too. And so your intent matters. So whenever you don't have

the right intent, you know, and people are like, how do you not get jealous? No, it's not that I don't get jealous. It's that when I do get jealous, I remind myself that I need to be happy for that person and not feel those feelings genuinely. So I consciously check myself and then behave in that way from then on out. And as you do that, and as you move past that, you will, uh, you know, condition yourself to automatically feel that way. It's like relearning how to feel. And that's how you do it. You just catch yourself consciously and correct it. Same thing in the 75 heart, uh, program or live hard program. You know, you got your bitch voice and your boss voice. You have to condition yourself to not listen to the bitch voice and to actually do the

opposite of what the bitch voice says and to follow the guidance of the boss voice. And if you follow the guidance of the boss voice, you'd be a motherfucking boss. If you follow the guidance of the bitch voice, you'll be who you've been. So if you want to change it, you have to continue to be conscious and check yourself until that way of thinking becomes how you just think. And it will in a very short amount of time if you commit to, you know, catching yourself when you feel like you need to hate on someone. Or when you see someone and you want to pile on and you don't. And instead you say the good things about them.

That shit fucking creates great lives for people. If you practice it consistently, dude, there's a whole, there is a whole fucking reality out there that most people are completely unaware of. I'm convinced of they are completely unaware of it. You know, the quantum field, like all of these things that, you know, you guys think you understand that shit is, is fucking super real. And what you put out in your heart is what the fuck you will get back so when you hate on motherfuckers you can think i'm crazy all you want but i'm telling you i've been through the fucking journey and i'm telling you it's real and you can either choose to listen to it or you can

think that i'm a fucking idiot i don't care care, but I'm telling you right now, if you hate on motherfuckers in your heart, if you hate on people publicly, if you want, if you wish bad for people, if you gossip about people, if you do all of these things, you are telling the fucking energy in the universe that you hate winning and you will not win. That's real. Well guys, Andy, that is all I got, bro. Yeah, guys, that's the show. Appreciate you guys. Don't forget to share the show. At least tell one person.

And we'll see you next time. Don't forget you saved Choco Tacos. Yeah, I did save Choco Tacos. Thank you for reminding me. That's worth a share right there. That is. All right, guys, we'll see you next time. We're from sleeping on the floor. Now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove. that is. All right, guys, we'll see you next time.