REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 362. Andy & DJ CTI: Sam Harris' Absurd Comments About Trump, Opening Statement By Progressive Democrat & Berkeley Bans White People
Episode Date: August 20, 2022In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Sam Harris' statement that he'd ignore Hunter Biden having 'corpses of children in his basement' if it kept Trump from being the President, the opening statement ...made by Progressive Democrat Public Defender at J-6 trial, and Berkeley's co-op banning white people from common areas to avoid violence.
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Oh, man.
You know, another day in paradise.
Yeah.
It's fucking nice out.
It is, dude.
It's fucking beautiful.
I'm glad all that heat shit was gone. It might not be gone, man. Sometimes it's fucking nice out it is dude it's fucking beautiful i'm glad all that heat
shit was was gone it might not be gone man sometimes it's just on a break that's true
it's like 82 degrees and sunny perfect 10 days straight i'll take that it's perfect yeah it is
nice perfect like is this what like california is like all year yeah it's even better just like
with no communism no that but dude the communism's so bad
you can't it doesn't matter how good the weather is oh yeah that's true yeah well bro what's up
yeah we got some good shit up man i got got some good ones for you so uh let's let's dive into
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and uh with that being said we're getting something coming over the air
breaking news breaking news breaking news man this this is this is let's let's get started
nice and let's just get into it bro author admits he ignored hunter biden having corpse
of children in his basement to keep Trump from winning.
I saw this. Did you see this? Yeah,
I fucking saw it. So author
and podcast host Sam Harris
said the quote quiet
part out loud during a recent
appearance on the Trigonometry
podcast comparing former
President Donald Trump to an asteroid
headed to Earth and
admitted that he would have excused
hunter biden for having the corpses of children in his basement to keep trump from maybe a little
foreshadowing yeah maybe just a little bit here um so video the podcast made its way to twitter
on wednesday um and it showed an animated harris explaining just how big a threat he believed trump
was and just how much he would have excused
from Hunter Biden and even President Joe Biden if it meant Trump could not win re-election.
Here's a quick video of it. Hunter Biden, at that point, Hunter Biden literally could have had
the corpses of children in his basement. I would not have cared, right? It's like,
there's nothing. First of all, it's Hunter Biden, Right. It's not it's like it's not Joe Biden. But even if Joe, like even whatever scope of Joe Biden's corruption is like if we could just go down that rabbit hole endlessly and understand that he's getting kickbacks from Hunter Biden's deals in Ukraine or wherever else.
Right. Or China. It is infinitesimal compared to the corruption we know Trump is involved in.
And then he goes on to say in this clip, Every screw is loose. Every screw that you would want totally cranked down is loose or non-existent in him.
And so, yeah, so it's that's my argument.
So my argument is that it was appropriate for Twitter and the heads of big tech and journal and the heads of journalistic organizations to feel that they were in the presence of something like a once-in-a-lifetime moral emergency.
So trying to justify all the censorship and everything that all the media big tech has done
because Trump was just so bad.
He even said that Biden compared to Trump is like a firefly compared to the sun.
Doesn't even compare and all that's fine.
So we got some pushback.
Trigonometry host constantine
kiss and interjected then um saying he needed to address one of the points he felt harris was
trying to make uh so kiss uh kinson said you're trying you're saying you're content with a left
wing conspiracy to prevent somebody being democratically re-elected as president uh harish
pushed back arguing that it wasn't really left wing because of support from people
like the recently defeated Congresswoman Liz Cheney.
So he asked him again.
And that's when Harris argued that it was not really a conspiracy theory, either comparing
Trump to an asteroid hurtling towards Earth and saying that a group of people discussing
how to prevent its
impact didn't rise to the level of conspiracy especially since it was largely being done out
in the open what do we got on this he's a fucking idiot period okay the guy doesn't know what he's
talking about if you know anything about people and you watch the interview he's clearly grasping
for straws the part we didn't play on the show was the part where he said that trump university was worse than anything that joe
biden has done so trump starting a university to educate people about how to fucking win in life
was a bigger sin than joe biden selling out our entire country stealing all our fucking money
uh getting inflation to fucking what it is uh food costs uh migrants uh
fucking high crime fucking dude we could go on and on and on and on on every this is why 80 to 90
percent of the people are like fuck joe biden bro his support is fucking one percent between the
ages of fucking 18 and 30 okay this guy's out of touch he's he fucking clearly is has the trump derangement syndrome
to the maximum level but the more important thing that needs to be noted here is that
this is how they fucking think okay you fucking good people out there don't realize that these
people are not playing by the same set of rules they think it's fucking funny that the conspiracy
like this
guy's admitting that yeah we all knew it was true we didn't say anything because it because it was
a once-in-a-lifetime moral duty no motherfucker this is a fucking free country this is a fucking
representative republic it's we we fucking elect people here and there's who knows how many million dude at least 74 million
people who believe otherwise and and now there's in the hundreds of millions of people that believe
otherwise and so you motherfuckers that fucking did this shit you're all gonna pay you're all
gonna fucking deal with what's gonna come and it's gonna to be bad for you. And I tried to tell you for the last two years to be careful,
be careful,
be careful because dude,
people aren't going to forget this shit.
And any,
this guy will never fucking live this down.
I just can't really,
like,
I can't really think of too many things as worse than dead kids.
And they're delusional.
Yeah.
They're fucking delusional.
Okay.
This guy probably bought into all the other
bullshit and is like these guys can't deal with that they were fucking played because they think
they're intelligent and they're thinking they're intelligent doesn't connect with them being wrong
so it's impossible for them to consider that maybe they were fucking lied to but when you start
saying that trump university is worse than fucking selling out our fucking country, okay, and creating all this hardship for the American people, undermining our fucking elections, stealing our fucking elections, ruining the trust in the media, ruining the trust in government, basically turning our own populace into a fucking a bunch of rebels okay if you think
that's fucking okay you're a piece of shit you know how many motherfuckers lost their jobs over
this how many motherfuckers took a fucking vaccine that they didn't fucking want to take
because of fucking all the shit they were trying to push down just to fuck that election over.
It's fucking bullshit, bro.
And then how they lie in your fucking face. They don't care if they lie.
They don't care.
This is the point.
And then the guy who wrote this article was like, oh, they said the quiet part out loud.
No shit, fuckhead.
I've been telling you this for fucking two and a half motherfucking years.
Get ready because I don't know what it is.
Is it like,
it's all the conservatives are fucking soft,
bro.
They're all like,
Oh fucking look what they did.
And then they just keep letting them do it.
You know,
they just like,
Oh,
well there's nothing we can do.
Well,
the left is more activated than the right.
And it only takes a small percentage of people to completely run shit when
they offer no fucking societal or cultural resistance whatsoever because you're afraid of getting called a fucking
name holy shit man this is disgusting yeah i'd rather have the corpses of children well you know
what i don't know man somebody's gonna check his basement Well, you know what? I don't know, man. Somebody's going to check his basement.
Hold on.
I'm just saying, we don't know what the fuck is going on.
Yeah.
Because I'm going to be real, dude. The more the fuck I look into this, the more this goes on, the more crazy this shit gets.
There has to be a reason they're all colluding together.
And it has to be something really fucking bad because they all work together in unison no matter what.
So there's something that all these people have in common.
And it's really fucking weird about the Epstein thing.
So the longer this goes, and I've resisted this, I've said, I don't know, you know, blah, blah, blah.
The more I fucking see, the more I start to believe these motherfuckers are truly evil.
And the pedophile thing could
be a lot more true than a lot of people are willing to admit yeah you know they're normalizing
pedophilia across culture bro you got videos of fucking trans uh people in fucking schools that
are teachers talking about minor attractive persons there's no such thing as a minor
attractive person it's a fucking there's a fucking pedophile. Okay. And if you've motherfuckers think that you're going to go out in society
and normalize having sex with other motherfuckers kids, you are in for a rude awakening, bro.
Cause you will be gutted in the middle of the motherfucking street.
I'm telling you that right now. So all you motherfuckers, think twice before you go online and say,
ooh, money attracted people.
Because I can promise you there's people that feel way stronger than me
because I don't even have kids and I feel that way.
You know, these people feel entitled to fucking every bit of fucking
everybody else's life.
Bro, what's about to happen in this country is a backlash
that has never been fucking seen
before and it's going to be really hard for a lot of good people that fucking went on this other
side with good intentions that got played that are refusing to leave yeah that are refusing to
admit the truth yeah the backlash is coming motherfuckers that's what so like that was
breaking news listen bro this this fucking normalizing of pedo shit.
That's where we draw the line.
No, bro.
It has to be fucking drawn heavy.
If you are not fucking standing up against that, you are part of it.
In my opinion, we have a fucking duty as adults, as, as good, wholesome, good hearted men and women to stand up for children.
Even if those children aren't even fucking ours, they're fucking running these kids that are five years old and letting them fucking
make decisions about their fucking pronouns and what clothes they're going to wear and this and
that and this and this and this bro pediatricians this is fucking abuse this is abuse this is abuse
of children anybody that performs these surgeries on people that are less than 18 years old should be in fucking jail forever.
Have the same surgery done to them.
No, dude, they should be there forever.
This shit is out of control, dude.
And I'm not the only one who feels that way, bro.
I know thousands of people feel that way.
I get fucking many, many, many, many, many comments along the lines of like can you believe
this shit can you believe no i can't believe the shit but the reason that it's happening is because
not all of you are speaking up against it that's real that's real but i want i wanted to get into
headline number one bro because it goes exactly straight from that uh that was our breaking news
headline number one reads uh msnbc's uh cross, quote, I would say a civil war is here.
Okay.
I saw this.
Hold on.
Let me tell you something.
The civil war ain't even fucking started or close or even here.
You motherfuckers are delusional.
You're running out in the street with fucking trash can lids and fucking umbrellas and nerf
fucking guns and shit.
You don't have any idea about a civil war.
You don't want a civil war.
And I would tell you to shut the fuck up about it.
Mm hmm. Seriously. No, no seriously yeah so so just yesterday uh these are the people that fucking
cry when they see an ar-15 right calling for civil fucking war right just know that you're
on the fucking minority side you're on the side that will be fucking annihilated within fucking
48 fucking hours it will be a purge it will not Well, bro, it will be a purge.
It will not be a civil war.
It will be a fucking purge, a purge. And by the way, that's why we have to remain peaceful, because what they're trying to do
is incite these these conflicts so that they can come in with the military, crush the first
one or two and then scare everybody else into this.
The only way this
works is if everybody stays peaceful that's it so i want to clear this up right now but these
motherfuckers are calling for this to try to incite this shit out yeah but like all reality
it's the last thing you want lady yeah so so uh the readout uh network, Tiffany Cross, this lady, she warned that a civil war is here amid violent rhetoric regarding the FBI.
Cross suggested it was time.
Hold on.
Words are violence, says the people who have never experienced fucking violence.
Exactly.
Words are violence.
Violent rhetoric.
These people are so under equipped for what the fuck they are talking about.
It's disgusting.
Yeah.
Like, do you understand how many pure, like, patriotic Americans have lost everything the last two years because of you motherfuckers?
Mm-hmm.
Dude, these people are stupid.
Yeah.
Like, they're putting themselves in real danger
yeah let's watch the clip of uh of her here it is and they must not realize they must not realize
that when these things crack off the first time that in a revolution type situation the first
people to die is the media journalists media yeah people that push the fucking shit and she's
sitting there with her smug ass fucking face talking about civil war. Well,
okay.
Yeah.
Here's the video clip of it.
We have to deal with the rhetoric
and,
you know,
I agree with you,
but it's not really rhetoric
we can deal with.
I mean,
you have millions of people
tuning into a propaganda network
every night
and then as if that
were not bad enough,
that's an extremist network itself.
You have these fringe
pop-up outlets, you know, from known to Newsmax.
Really? And you have the social media component that has left the station.
There is no let's deal with the rhetoric at this point.
I do think we have to have serious conversations around preparing for actual violence.
People keep saying a civil war is coming. I would say a civil war is here.
And I don't mean to be hyperbolic.
We can look at what has happened
just in the past week alone
since all this has happened.
We've had two people try to declare war
with FBI field offices.
I don't think at this point
we're going to all pack up our bags
and go home and sing Kumbaya.
So from a law enforcement angle,
what would you recommend
the infrastructure of the country do?
Because not everybody has the security
of Capitol Hill. So look how they're trying to position the infrastructure of the country do? Because not everybody has the security of Capitol Hill.
So look how they're trying to position the FBI and the police on their fucking side.
Right.
After they defunded them.
After they're the ones that defunded and made their life miserable.
Now they're trying to fucking position that the FBI and the police is on these far left fucking side.
Right.
Bro, I don't know a single motherfucking cop or a single three-letter agent
that fucking is on their side nope nope and like and guys if you don't think they're trying to
incite some fucking bullshit they're talking about millions of people but she only quotes two people
two people two people what about hold on what about the fucking dude that ran over all the
people at christmas yeah what about the subway shooter right what about the fucking dude that ran over all the people at Christmas? Yeah. What about the subway shooter? Right.
What about the fucking supermarket shooter?
Right.
What about the Uvalde shooter?
What about fucking the 50 other fuck?
What about all the fucking crime?
What about the flash fucking mob that blew up the 7-Eleven in Los Angeles last night?
What about the crime rate at every,
what about you motherfuckers letting out all the prisoners?
What about all these innocent people in these communities getting fucking,
losing their neighbors and their loved ones
and their aunts and their uncles
and their moms and dads
because you motherfuckers
want a lot of police
to fucking do their jobs?
You ain't fooling nobody, lady.
You motherfuckers are on the wrong end
of a fucking gun.
For real.
For real, dude,
because it ain't 74 million anymore.
It's fucking way more than that.
Oh, yeah.
You know how many fucking people
that are like good-hearted Democrats
are like, holy shit, bro bro these people are truly fucking evil no i hear that every fucking
day every day my inbox is filled with more and more and more people who are fucking previously
left people left leaning people who are like bro i'm not fucking with this shit it's just
fucking insane yeah they're gonna you know and they're trying to position it like these people are with them.
Listen, you motherfuckers are out on your own.
You just don't get it yet.
No.
And, like, dude, like I said, guys, this shit's like a.
It's funny how they keep calling for violence.
Like, the weakest people in the world, in our fucking country, are the ones calling for violence.
They're the least prepared to have it.
And the reason they call for it is because they assume the police and the military is on their
fucking side right well i mean yeah think about it they got most of them out with the vaccine and
shit right what happens when the fucking uh when the elections happen and the police and military
no longer on your side right right and then nobody's on your side. That's real, man. Hold on.
Is it?
Because I don't think they're thinking that far ahead,
and this is very dangerous for America
because this is how genocides happen.
This is how fucking Hitler came to power.
You fucking idiots don't get it.
You keep saying Donald Trump's Hitler.
No.
There's people out there with far more extreme viewpoints that could
go out and fucking win this election because of how fucking extreme the far progressive left has
gotten and dude if that happens if that were to happen and it's they better pray it's trump dude
because if it ain't trump and it's somebody more extreme bro they'll be using the same
fucking people to knock on your motherfucking doors
well it shouldn't be and i'm not advocating for that i'm telling you we're in a dangerous
situation people like this woman are creating a situation for the backlash to be extremely
fucking hard and heavy yeah and she has no idea she has no idea she fucking left there talking
we're in a civil war and walked straight out into fucking Nordstrom's and got her fucking Starbucks.
Right.
These people are out of fucking touch, dude.
You are out of touch.
There are fucking so many American citizens out there that own like their own armored vehicles and have fucking literal arsenals and have organized fucking like groups of people in their neighborhood.
Like you do not fucking understand what the fuck you're talking about.
People.
And by the way,
all those people are just kind of waiting.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Like,
like they've been ready.
Like,
that's what I tried to say a few shows ago.
The only thing that's keeping it from happening is that,
you know,
people are a little scared of the law because the fucking law is not enforcing
against criminals.
It's only enforcing against quote unquote, domestic terrorists domestic terrorists exactly so like the good people out there they
want to fucking stop the crime they want to stand up for their neighbor that want that want to
fucking remove some of these tyrants from they're all just kind of waiting dude yeah like if you
think they're not there you're fucking insane well here's the thing man like and they just keep
muddying the water so much i have a follow-up headline here uh and then this is kind of crazy so this follow-up headline reads u.s is
allowing former taliban employees to migrate to the united states under refugee program billed
as for uh interpreters so like they're trying to incite a civil war.
We have literal demoralization.
Our identity is being stripped away.
And now we're allowing,
we're going to have conflict in this,
in,
in this country because of what they're doing at the border.
Bro.
It's insane.
And we're bringing these people over.
I know.
And we still have thousands of Americans left in Afghanistan,
bro.
I know,
dude.
I know. Well, when have thousands of Americans left in Afghanistan, bro. I know, dude. I know.
Well, when we get back in power, we're going to have to have serious discussions about
literally fucking rounding up every single non-American citizens in this fucking country
and shipping them the fuck out of here.
No.
Like, it's insane.
But, you know, it's all good because Biden's on a, you know, this third vacation.
Yeah.
I don't have a problem with immigrants coming here the right way.
That's how it's supposed to be. this illegal shit where we're flying over all
the fucking people that nobody else wants into america uh no we're not doing that illegally
nothing when it says bring us your sick bring us your week bring us you're tired that means the
right way not fucking swimming across the border because your own country fucking doesn't want you
fuckers i ain't about it bro yeah well i mean and what's even more dangerous is well do people swimming across the border because your own country fucking doesn't want you. Fuckers.
I ain't about it, bro.
Yeah, well, I mean, and what's even more dangerous is the people that are coming across because they actually want to cause harm.
It's already happening, dude.
It's just not being reported in the media.
There's all kinds of crimes being committed by these people coming over
that's not being reported by the media.
They're murdering people.
They're raping people.
They're fucking creating chaos.
It's already happening. It's just barely being reported no that was headline number one guys moving right along
the headline number two headline number two uh this is a good one i love this one all right reads
one honest dc attorney incredible opening statement made by progressive Democrat public defender at a J six trial quote,
they had every right to come together and object the certification of the election.
This is an awesome fucking, uh, article, bro. Um, it's pretty fucking sweet. So, uh, the article
reads, it was surreal to witness a progressive Democrat Republic, uh, public defender stand up
for the constitutional rights of a Trump supporter
in a Washington, D.C. federal courtroom this past week. Although some will say Natasha Taylor Smith,
this young lady here, was just doing her job by defending her client, Kyle Fitzsimmons.
She is a rare exception to the rule. Many J6 public defenders have completely neglected their clients.
So I want to read just a little bit of her opening statement, bro, because it actually
made me start tearing up a little bit.
Her opening statement reads, the 2020 presidential election was unlike any in modern times.
Regardless of what side of the aisle you stood on, there were intense thoughts and feelings
about the way in which each state handled the process. For Mr. Fitzsimmons, the election results
of his community came as no real shock to him. No Republican candidate for president had won
four electoral college votes from Maine since 1988. But shortly after the election, Mr. Fitzsimmons started to hear about irregularities
across the country, and not just from your typical aluminum foil wearing hack conspiracy theorists.
He was hearing these stories from mainstream media, from global elected officials, from state
elected officials, from federal elected officials, and from the president of the United States
himself. And if the old adage, quote, where's there smoke, there's fire, has any credence whatsoever,
Mr. Fitzsimmons felt as though he was watching a towering inferno. And so he watched intently as
challenge and rallies were held across the country. And although he saw the results of
each challenge fade away, he was still being pulled by the same mainstream individuals and by the chief executive officer of this nation.
That there was a plan.
That plan did not include the military, did not include violence or guns or weapons of any kind.
All that needed to happen was for the state's legislatures to come together on January 6th and to object the certification
to come together on January 6th and object to the certification. They had every right to do so.
And each of them had taken an oath to protect our constitution. And that included ensuring
free and fair elections. It was their responsibility. And if the congressmen did that
and they found there to be irregularities, they would act. And if the congressmen did that and they found there to be
irregularities, they would act. And if they did it, it would be over. And Joseph R. Biden would
be sworn in as the 46th president of the United States. She completely stood up for his rights.
Completely. There's not a doubt about it. And it was moving, bro. And she closed out by saying,
you know, I hope you listen to the arguments and see the evidence and find my client not guilty um i thought it was fucking awesome well how do
we know she's progressive uh i mean she's pretty progressive well i'm just saying because like
it's shocking for sure to me to see this but it's also you know hopeful because the foundation of
america is based upon people of different beliefs,
respecting the rule of law, respecting the constitution.
And the biggest problem that's been happening here and why 80% of the people are on one side
and maybe fucking 20 on the other side or even 90, 10 reasons like that is because the constitution
has been completely thrown out the motherfucking window for the last fucking uh since march of 2020 okay when you decided to shut down our fucking companies and our fucking businesses
and then go from there and everything after that the rule of law collusion has been obvious uh
the the media collusion has been obvious to everybody the corporate collusion has been
obvious to everybody people are waking up to what the 2030 agenda is they're waking up to the influence of some of these uh global institutions like the
world economic forum and they're starting to realize holy shit our constitution is here for
a fucking reason okay what if that was our side exactly what if that was what if it had went the
other way and that's what most of these leftists don't get like this first fucking idiot that was on uh whatever his name was i don't care harris harris dude this guy
this guy doesn't understand that he's he doesn't understand that one day and and by the way the
second woman too who said the civil war thing your time in the sun is coming to an end and that
pendulum that you've been riding on for the last decade
that's going left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left is swinging
back right. And it's going to swing back very hard, right? And I don't agree with that, but
that's what's going to happen because of the behavior that has been very consistent from
certain elements of the fucking Democrats.
And now it seems like most of them.
Okay.
So she,
at least this woman is starting to understand like,
holy shit,
we got to stand up for what the fuck what's right.
Yeah.
Not what we want because it's convenient to our cause right now.
Yeah.
And you know,
it's kudos to her for recognizing that that's how everybody should be.
That's how every judge should be.
And if every judge was like that and every prosecutor was like that and they all fucking stood up for the rule of law, depending on regardless of what their personal beliefs are, we live in a very different society.
So, yeah, it was refreshing to see.
Yeah.
Yep.
You know, I just thought I thought it was fucking awesome. You know what? It's the right thing to see. Yep. You know, I just thought, bro, I thought it was fucking awesome.
You know what?
It's the right thing to be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I mean, I was doing some, trying to do some little bit more digging in there, but
she, so she actually ran for a local circuit judge position under Democrats.
I mean, yeah.
Well, my point, I mean.
Who knows if she's like super crazy far left.
She might just be a normal person that identifies as a democrat they've polarized people so far away
exactly and dude there's 10 on the far right that want to kill everybody there's 10 on the far left
that want to make every kid fucking into the opposite gender okay and there's 80 of people
in the middle that are like fuck this shit you if you're in a 80
and you're like fuck this shit you need to stand up for fucking america right now
you need to stand up for the constitution right now you need to get engaged right now
you need to fucking work on your own personal excellence and raising of your standard right now
these things have to happen now a cultural revolution must happen and people must unite over the values of this
country okay it has to happen or we're gonna lose it i'm not saying why there will be no value yeah
but i can promise you just for the lefties calling for civil violence and shit uh you
over there in that 10 of the far left uh that 90 is the one with the guns dumb asses civil war it's insane dude guys our third
and final headline and by the way you would be mistaken to think that our own military can
defeat our entire country in a fucking battle because it can't it's not capable oh not in the escape not in that sort of war no you're talking about
vietnam all over again they can't win it ever guerrilla warfare yeah guys our third and final
headline of the show andy and dj go back to college you ready for this headline reads berkeley co-op bans white people from common areas to avoid white
violence and presence and all students trying to sign in are asked to declare their race
and indija go back to college let's just go like like let's just go fuck that all that shit up bro
i saw a video of this there's a video floating around of this where
they they actually kick a white person out of the the the people of color area yeah or whatever
yeah so this is that's insane bro that's like the shit like that's the shit that we just went
through in the fucking 60s right you dumb fucking you people who are at these ivy league colleges
so fucking stupid you know and these these elite colleges you're so fucking stupid your intelligence is so fucking low that you can't even understand that that's
what the fuck we just went through all these people are so self-righteous they are manufacturing
some sort of civil rights movement like of the fucking new like bro no you're not no like you're
actually breaking the law not only
that not only that you're reversing culture in the wrong way you stupid fucks yeah we we already
solved all this we were well on our way to getting much better before you guys who were raised for
the last 20 years in in a communist indoctrination school system now all of a sudden you know you
hate your own people because you grew up fucking
upper middle class wealthy yeah dude this shit is fucked up bro you don't find no you listen
here you don't find any black people agree with this yeah no but it's funny they did a tour and
all the people all the kids walking around they're all white yeah they're all white it's all white
liberal yeah i'm like where so where they at like bro listen these white college educated like liberal progressive stupid as fuck they're fucking poisoned oh yeah
yeah these are the people that didn't get their ass beat these are the people that got
participation trophies these are the people that don't know history they don't know what the weimar
republic is they haven't fucking looked it up all this shit's already happened they didn't teach
you motherfuckers history because they want to fucking rerun the
play on you dumbasses no yeah so so so guys so you know the backstory of this so so the article
reads an off-campus co-op for students at the university of california berkeley named the
person of color theme house has banned white guests from entering common areas of the house a list of house rules
reveal that occupants were told uh many poc people of color moved here to be able to avoid white
violence and presence so what white violence yeah i don't know hold on i want to see the
fucking examples of the white violence at uc berkeley i know i want to see the fucking
examples they're talking about. Yeah.
Words are not violence, dumbass.
Okay?
The generation that grew up getting punched in the fucking face,
we all understand that.
All right?
You pussies don't.
Okay?
Let's see the white violence.
I want to see it.
Yeah.
I want to see the white racial
fucking violence
that you're talking about
yeah it's weird so like like and at the same time they're saying they want an inclusive environment
and so uh the accommodation is located close to berkeley's campus it's a five-story 30-room home
that can house up to 50 students or 56 students but the rules which were leaked on a social media, has caused outrage, with many people
slamming the restrictions as racist, as others come forward and reveal their experiences living
in the co-op. So one mixed-race Reddit user, who claimed to have lived at the house, said that
their presence as a light-skinned person was not received well. they said house members called them slurs and they were even they
were even not allowed to let uh my dad enter the house because he's white her own father
insane so here's a picture uh the screenshot of some of the rules man it's uh says poc house
guest rules uh says house members and rules should always be respected by all guests. Who are these people, bro?
Like, why are we a white person wrote this, bro?
A hundred percent.
But I'm just saying, like, that's cream soda.
Imagine walking into a fucking house.
P.O.C.
House guest rule.
Right.
Right.
And you got gotta stay outside bro
dude it's ridiculous man it's crazy here's some of the other rules so it's like guest limit
a mass guest limit uh per house member is five guests all guests must wear masks in common
places of course um always announce guests in the
guest chat if they will be in common spaces with you and if they are white uh guests are allowed
in common spaces but please be mindful if there are house members in the room beforehand white
guests are not allowed in the common space this is insane what if you just took white and you put
black exactly hold on
no literally change it remove the word white and put black let's try it uh remove the word okay
read it yeah always announce guests in the guest chat if they will be in common spaces with you
and if they are black read the next one uh guests are allowed in common spaces uh but please be
mindful if there are house members in the room beforehand. Black guests are not allowed in the common spaces.
Bro, I'm fucking sick of this shit.
I am fucking sick of this shit.
This is divisive, communist, identity politics bullshit put upon useful fucking idiots.
And these people...
Let's try this.
Bro, these people should be shamed for the rest of their fucking lives.
Yeah.
It's not even shame dude it's like bro there's no place in society no there isn't there's no place there was no place for it back then no there's no place for it fucking now
there's no place for it tomorrow bro i agree these people have to be like like they they cannot be
allowed to function in society bro they're gonna get sued this is gonna this is gonna end up in a
massive suit so you see berkeley's actually trying to pull back from it,
saying that, like, hey, that's not a campus institution.
Doesn't matter, motherfuckers.
This is what the fuck you teach.
This is what they fucking believe.
Yeah.
Fuck you guys.
Because they know it's a massive fucking lawsuit, bro.
No shit, dude.
I want to go fucking enroll just to fucking get it going.
I want to go there just so I can be in a lawsuit.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, bro, we make billions.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you know, we go in as a gay conservative couple bro like we would fucking we would own
berkeley bro yeah well fucking own it like what are you gonna do you got like what are you gonna
say to us i'm just sick of identity fucking division bro yeah like i'm sick of it like
if you're a fucking person who fucking see someone in their skin color and you think
differently of them because of their skin color.
Fuck you, dude.
No, I don't give a fuck.
Fuck off.
Fuck you.
Fuck out.
I don't want to know you.
I don't want to be a, I don't want to fucking be friends with you and I don't want to do
business with you.
I don't want to hire you.
You can eat shit.
That's how I feel about it.
I don't care what, I don't care what hire you you can eat shit that's how i feel about it i don't care what i don't care what direction it goes if it's white to black black to white asian to white white day i don't
fucking care like if you're dumb enough and you're that low intelligence to fucking judge someone by
their appearance or the color of their skin or because they got a disability or because they're
different or whatever you're a fucking low iq dumb motherfucker mpc bro yeah you are dumb as
fuck i don't care what fucking school your degree is from yeah not to mention by the way just so you
know and this is from someone who is uh at a pretty high level fucking uh ceo okay uh those
degree titles that you all think mean so much are meaning less and less and less and less.
And in fact, they're becoming a liability.
Because when people fucking send me a fucking resume from a woke fucking school,
I fucking don't hire them.
Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, that's real shit.
Yeah, that's real shit.
So you should fucking really think about it.
Not to mention, bro, guess how much the rent is?
It's $1,000 a month, bro.
That's how much the rent is to stay It's $1,000 a month, bro. That's how much the rent is to stay there.
$1,000 a month.
Imagine being a white person.
You can't even go to the fucking common rooms,
but you're paying $1,000 a month for it.
I want to enroll just to fuck with them, bro.
It makes me so fucking angry, dude.
Like these people, like these stupid kids,
they want to be socially relevant
and think they're part of a movement.
So they're creating a problem that they can like fucking pretend that they solved.
Bro, shit was way better before you motherfuckers were around.
Anybody will tell you that anybody who's 40 years old will tell you that before these
20 fucking something college kids started getting their fucking loud voices and shit
going, life was way better.
You motherfuckers didn't get your asses beat growing up.
You didn't have to work for anything.
You didn't have to fucking win anything.
You got a trophy for showing the fuck up.
And that's not the way the world works.
And people are tired of your bitching.
They're tired of your screaming.
They're tired of your communist division.
They're tired of all your shit.
So get ready because the social backlash that you've had so
much fun putting on to everybody that's that's somewhat of a normal human who judges people by
the content of their fucking heart and character not the color of their fucking skin that backlash
is going to come down on you so fucking hard and i'm going to laugh my ass off right there with these people think they're so fucking smart
bro we're just dumb neanderthal idiots well just remember you guys most of the country is dumb
neanderthal idiots but they are yeah lots of guns yeah and anger issues is that what you said yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah well not everybody gets to run a
fucking podcast and get all their emotions out imagine if i had to fucking keep this shit bottled
up no shit we'd be down in berkeley right now some of y'all already be feeling it yeah
it's real man well i mean we'll see what comes of this man i really do i'm sick of this i hope
they shut it fucking down i'm sick of this shit that needs to be shut bro if you're a fucking
white person you're being discriminated against sue them sue them sue the fuck out of them yeah
i am sick of this shit racism goes all ways not just one way to the other way
and if you think differently eat shit yeah If you're that fucking shitty of a person to judge someone by their fucking color of their skin, bro, you don't belong.
You're not an American.
You're something else.
Yeah.
Roll the fuck up.
It's real, man.
Well, guys, that was our three headlines.
It's time for the final segment of the show.
I mean, bro, are you not tired of it?
You know, I am.
I think that's what I'm saying.
Like you're like, like, like you get it from both sides.
Yeah.
Like, like, bro, if I was in the fucking place, my mom wouldn't be able to come in there.
Like, what the fuck?
You know what I'm saying?
But I think, I think it's, it's, it's important.
Like, like, like you just said, man, like we got to, you got to battle that shit.
Push the, push the fuck back.
If you're a fucking white, white, white student down there, I would cause all hell.
See, the problem
is bros white people are free to speak up about this shit okay white people not every white people
are scared to death of being called a fucking racist yeah because 10 years ago if you got
called a racist you fucking were out of business bro you got fired you lost your shit white people
are like that scared kid that gets their ass beat every day
and fucking knows it's wrong but just takes it because they fear
what will happen if they stand up to it.
That's the truth.
That's the truth.
I'll tell you this.
If you're a black person in that fucking house,
I'd be having white people over to party every fucking day.
Well, I'm just saying.
That's true.
We got to break that shit up.
Every fucking white person that's listening to this right now, every fucking one of them not in their head yes that's true guaranteed you fuckers
have to stand up for yourselves okay stand up for yourselves there's nothing wrong in saying
hey that's bullshit discrimination is discrimination yeah that's right you don't
discriminate against anybody you don't let anybody discriminate against you exactly and calling discrimination out is not racist no like like bro listen it's a real problem bro
it's a real problem you got headlines in the fucking uh washington post and new york times
talking about uh the elimination of the fucking white people yeah every fucking major woke college
is like bro that's not okay no it's. No. Under the guise of what?
Inclusion and fucking, like, come on now.
Like, what are we talking about?
I'm just sick of it, bro.
Yeah, I think people, I also feel like, too, bro, people are kind of like, they're aware
that the word racism has no more weight, bro.
No, they're not.
You're aware.
I'm aware.
The regular white person walking the street is not aware.
They don't live out in the public eye like i do they don't they don't they don't take the fucking
the the the arrows and shit like you and i do yeah they don't fucking know they don't know that
there's nothing to be afraid of anymore right it's like the fucking boogeyman under the bed bro like
it's not there nobody's buying it bro shake if you're listening to this show right now, are you buying it? Guarantee the answer is probably no.
No, it's over.
When the white liberals allow, when the fucking black people allow the white liberals to say the N word with the R on the end of it.
With Clarence Thomas.
When Clarence Thomas.
That shit ended then.
Yeah.
It was over then.
It was over then.
That was definitely like, it was dying well before that.
There was all kinds of white liberals saying the n word with
the hard r on the end bro calling them porch monkeys and shit yeah bro and and no and nobody
said shit went unchecked okay so we got we got i'm not when was the last time we saw anybody in
the common sense group say that word publicly and like that and shit it doesn't like dude
50 years ago and nothing happened so
like bro all you got to do is say that's not right it's not right it's the discrimination
against any person for any fucking reason is fucking wrong especially based on how they
fucking look or where they were born how how stupid are you
motherfuckers right like people can't help where the fuck they're born or what color they are or
what the fuck like dude it's so disgusting it's just a i don't know man i'm just over it yeah
well and you should be too listen you should be too guys our, you should be too. Guys, our final segment of the show.
As always, we have our thumbs up headline
where I show a headline
and you're going to get two thumbs up
or two thumbs somewhere you don't want them.
With that being said,
our thumbs up headline reads,
Mullet Mania.
Meet the contestants for the kids'
Mullet Championship.
Need to know if mullets are coming back bro
okay fuck clearly they are there's like 17 dudes here in the building they got them
yeah so let's let's go through these nathaniel's got the best one though this is pretty decent but
dude these kids are they're killing it i'm just saying it on the air right now going on record
nathaniel's got the best one uh uh josh's is, too. But I think he cut it.
What does Alex have?
Josh Lanier had a good one, but I think he cut it.
Yeah, but what's Alex Luber's got going on right there?
Well, that's the Joe Dirt.
That's different.
That's different.
Yeah, that's different.
Oh, there's Nathan.
There's Nathan.
What about Mason here?
What about this kid?
That's a fucking damn good mullet, bro.
That's pretty decent.
I guarantee you. I guarantee you that kid's favorite first form energy drink. mason here what about this kid that's a fucking damn good mullet bro it's pretty decent i guarantee
you i guarantee you that kid's favorite first form energy drink is the fucking citrus burst
because it tastes like mountain dew i promise now we don't run ads on the show but those are
mighty good yeah hey i bet he would really like yeah xander this fuck come on he's from missouri
yeah he's from kenneth we got this
one we got rico suave that's dude all right so when i was a kid not bad listen bro when i was
a kid that's how we wore him that's you that's a is that not joe joke joe comes from the same town
and the same we're the same age that's what we wore we had the side shade with the lines in them
that's it right there oh yeah fuck yeah. Fuck, yeah. I might do that.
That's some good looking shit right there.
Oh, man.
Epic.
Bro, I.
His name's Epic.
Can I.
Can I not.
That's fucking awesome.
Do you know how happy I am that this is actually happening in real life?
Yeah.
Like, I thought it was just us.
Like, I thought we were the weird generation.
Like, it was never happening again
And like that's why we were a little different
But it's nice to see you know what's gonna happen. These kids are gonna grow up and fucking rule the world fuck yeah
This kid's got America flag inside of his head. Let's fucking do this fucking dope pretty good
Oklahoma Oklahoma yeah, these are good. Yeah, dude
Anymore no, I mean there's like 25 of my really you guys can find these online Oklahoma. Yeah. These are good. Yeah, dude. Any more?
No.
I mean, there's like 25 of them.
Oh, really?
You guys can find these online.
I would say out of all these.
Hold on.
Click through.
Dude.
Nah.
It's too bad.
Eli's is the best.
Eli.
That's the shit right there.
He's got the Viper shades on.
The Pit Vipers.
Pit Vipers.
It looks like he's about to steal your girl.
Dude,
don't bring your girl around this dude.
Do not.
This dude's like,
he's probably like eight,
nine.
This dude,
this dude,
this dude will fucking drink a first form energy drink,
punch a hole in the wall and steal your girl and take it away.
Castles.
That's right.
And it's fucking El Camino. That's right. In his fucking El Camino.
Right, right.
If Andy Fussell was a kid today's time,
that's how he would look like.
Oh yeah, for sure.
But I would be like way fatter.
Yeah, like this kid keeps fit.
That's not me, bro.
I was eating like cheese sandwiches
with Doritos on them and shit.
Yeah.
Like that's what I ate.
Good shit.
Eli Phillips from Hogan's bird.
Huh?
He got swag.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You listen,
don't,
don't bring your girl around this dude.
Yeah.
No,
no,
it's bad.
He's taking it.
Eli Phillips,
Hogan's Berg,
New York,
bro.
I mean,
you're famous.
Yeah.
I hope you win,
bro.
Hope you win.
Oh,
I love it. Guys, Andy, that's all I got. All right, guys, appreciate you. Hope you win, bro. Hope you win. Oh, I love it.
Guys, Andy, that's all I got.
All right, guys.
Appreciate you.
Love you.
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