REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 391. Andy, Jarred "JT" Taylor, BJ Baldwin & DJ CTI: Uvalde Cop Rehired, No Voting No Vucking & Biden Invokes Possibility of 'Armageddon'
Episode Date: October 8, 2022In today's episode, Andy & DJ are joined in the studio by Black Rifle Coffee co-owner Jarred Taylor and off-road racing champion BJ Baldwin. They discuss a Uvalde cop being rehired weeks after the sch...ool shooting, the BLK dating app teaming with Trina & Saucy Santana to release a new single to encourage young people to vote, and Biden invoking the possibility of 'Armageddon’ in a Democratic fundraiser speech.
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What is up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realest.
Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have a very special show and you're gonna want
to come in close like a little closer even a little bit closer than me okay because we have
today andy and dj and jt taylor and BJ Baldwin. Cruise the motherfucking internet.
Yeah.
I had to join in.
No, I like it.
I'm so excited.
Bro, we got JT Taylor from Black Rifle Coffee.
Both these guys are good buddies of mine.
BJ Baldwin, world champion, Baja truck, trophy truck champion,
probably one of the most dangerous men on the planet.
Real talk.
And then we got dj man yeah
there's us so like we just podcast the shit right so guys uh thanks so much for coming in and being
on the show well this is amazing yeah i i feel like i've seen both ends of the internet yeah
we're definitely the lower end well i yeah there's a left and a right and then there's an
up and a down and then you know the dark space yeah we're over there yeah yeah i've been buying
a lot of fish off the dark web lately yeah really yeah from chernobyl you know how good radioactive
fish is for you make you go on the dark it's called mychifish it makes you're prepping for
the impending nuclear doom well i'm just getting my body that's correct you know it's like microdosing yeah you're getting it like getting a suntan before you go to the
middle east how do we prep for you know going from 98.6 to 10 000 degrees you eat fucking
chernobyl fish yeah and then you're good to go munch of fish you get 200 pounds for 60 dollars
bj crushing atmospheric pressure you're good yeah it's totally immune it's really bright outside
did you ever think that we'd be literally so close to nuclear apocalypse and here we are making fun
yeah what else can you do it ain't gonna hurt hey you know what that's what you get for putting
80 year old senile fucks in charge of our entire world who literally shit their pants multiple times a day
y'all voted for it i hope you're fucking happy holy shit you know how they hit they have these
like you know like these uh edits of like all the various presidents like messing up right i think
like he's messed up in the first six months like with all his gaffes and stuff like that more than
every single president yeah his demo reel is now like nine minutes and theirs was like a quick 30 seconds
or something yeah when bush was saying all that stuff about fool me once fool me you can't fool
me again yeah when he was messing that up joe's done that like 1500 times and last you know what
he said today he's like i got two words for you yes made in america oh wow are we just are we above like someone just raising their hand and going you know when you
when you get done speaking and you walk into a wall holding your hand out no one's just like
hey that guy ain't all right hey maybe that shouldn't be the dude that's uh running everything
hey hey can we get bro can we replace that guy? He's got the new codes, bro.
Think about the guy who has a football that walks around with him.
Right?
You know what I'm saying?
You know the little fucking square peg and square holes?
We had little toys.
Is that the football that they give him?
Because he ain't remembering those fucking codes, bro.
There's no way.
Listen, dude.
I'm of the opinion that this whole entire fucking charade that we're dealing with
is all about it's all about uh defiling our history it's about the it's about taking
the prestigious office of the president of the united states and making a fucking mockery to
everybody else i mean i i would say that like if you looked at this from a russia strategy or a china strategy of the
hundred year war of of hey we know how to take america down by doing x y and z like they're
doing a fucking damn good job that's the thing is like if that wasn't the goal they're doing
a damn how do we get them to fire all their own combat veterans like right dude jump through the
hoop it's like common sense to anybody who like we have this audience
in america that is so like fucking they're spoiled they're spoiled and soft and they've never had any
real like bro you've served in the military you've done some things you and i are how old are you
43 and a half we're the same age yeah you're different i'm just black yeah
you're just you're different because you're 26 is it was seven 27 when when i grew up bro
if i said some fucking weird shit to someone they didn't like it guess what happened to me
i got punched in the fucking face and you know what i learned after being punched in the fucking face. And you know what I learned after being punched in the face a few times? I learned to either not say the shit or to be able to punch them back. And we have a society
that has literally for 20 years, bro, has not had any real hardship at all. And so when we talk
about these things as if like, hey, this is dangerous. They, it like goes right over their fucking head.
Like they're so absorbed in the idealistic nature of America.
Like that.
Nothing back.
Pull that throttling back even further.
This society is at the easiest point to stay alive ever.
Yeah.
So security is absolute for,
I would say 98% of America,
unless you live in Chicago.
Like, so, so you don't, you in chicago like so so you don't you know
most of america you don't fear of a roadside bomb going off or right you know suicide bomber or
anything like that and then food is readily available like then it's ever been so now this
is and this is my theory the fact that you don't have to fight to survive or fight off the tribe
next door to stay alive and the fact that you don't have to hunt for food you have time to sit around and invent
fucking pronouns like that's why you're fucking bored yeah it's too easy yeah it's been too easy
i also believe that that is why we have so many people walking around fucking depressed
we've taken away the the society's become too yeah besides all the social shit like we get the medicines oh yeah
that's dude we could dig way into that but like just from a pure nature standpoint like natural
order we were not built to live this way we weren't built to have zero purpose and most people
do not have a real purpose at all and they wonder why they're depressed i also have a i have a
theory in that as well too,
though,
because we are,
we are on the first generation of being able to intercontinentally travel like
in one day.
And if you think about like the history of the human race and the history of
the animal race,
never in any time in history,
can you pluck a new from Japan and put them a colorado river and think that he's going to
survive no shit what do you think the the the aspects and the the effects on us from in one
day getting in a pressurized tube and going thousands of miles from where we were supposed
to live what effects does that have we don't know yeah anybody even looking into that to be
completely real.
Like I never thought about it like every once,
which is weird.
I think a lot of dumb shit.
I never thought about that.
But it's just one of those things that like,
I think we've overlooked.
Like I,
the fact that the disappointing thing for me about American society is that we
do have one of the most educated societies and like,
and,
and like resource available
but we don't use data to drive how we now we have our culture yes we use emotion so it's like
why aren't we looking at the data hey is it bad for us to relocate because this is the first
we are of the first humans that are able to do this, that were born in
Florida.
And now I decide I'm going to raise my family in Washington state.
Like what implications does that have?
Because that's a good question.
Never in earth's history were we able to do that.
You, your smooth brains would say, well, it shouldn't matter because we're all fucking
people, but people who understand actual reality would start to consider things like you had a 25 mile influence like like like sphere of influence
over since humans existed like generally unless you're you know sailing like in in the early years
and things like that those were the only people that were really moving further and further away
from the climate that they grew up in and that's where i'm going with too is it's just based on your gene your your gene history and
everything you were supposed to live here yeah history though that's a unique word right now
you know um isn't it weird that it's it seems to me like every single thing that's been done in society for the last 20 years has been designed to cut us off from our actual human history.
Bro, we don't even know our history.
We really don't know.
We were sitting in the room before the show.
We were talking about all these different things.
We were talking about alcohol specifically, and we all agreed that we've
all had experiences with alcohol. And we all agreed that while we all may like alcohol,
we also realize that it's propagated so heavily to help control the population.
Yeah. And that decision was made in 1921, when they pulled prohibition. So what were the back
room conversations federally from all of our politicians where they went,
you know what?
Maybe we should let them have this.
I bet it would be.
I bet the conversation went like this.
Hey, we got this good system set up.
We're going to get rich as fuck.
And the best thing that we can do to protect ourselves and protect our wealth is to handicap
these people.
But this goes back to sphere of influence.
If you look at like a rate, any normal person's sphere of influence like what they want
they want you to go to your local bar and your local walmart and that's it yeah like as long as
that's all you're going to then then you're you're subsided i mean that's why they created giant box
stores that have everything in it so you don't have to go anywhere else what do you think about
what do you think about social media then i must say it's the same thing okay because like here's my take on social i believe that they planned on using social exactly as they're
planning actually how they use it right now right and how they're using it is to control opinions
and narratives that's exactly what what they've been doing with it i i you know under the guys
like everything else they do that it's going to bring us together and be more inclusive and make us healthier and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
It does not fucking help us.
It hurts us.
However, I also can see how they are sitting there in their offices right now saying, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Because their own tool has now given people like us voices and influence that these other people would have never heard.
So I think it's reactionary.
So I think they relate to the party.
And I can talk to you about social media a lot because I was part of the explosion.
I know, you're an expert.
Massive expert. It was in 2011 when Facebook created Pages software. By the end of 2011, I had access to about 3 million followers on Pages that I helped
run with other people.
And at that time, this is before Facebook had went public and before they had ever even
started the ad or boost program.
So I remember a time where there was a page with half a million followers.
I would post and 10 minutes later, it would have 78,000 comments.
So at first, they were asleep at the wheel so they were just like what the old the old heads and and everybody in politics they were like oh the social media thing until they realized oh fuck i mean you
look back to like 2013 14 15 how many how many like local politicians and people's campaigns were toppled
because you no longer could keep a secret.
You no longer could press on somebody or a woman in your office
that you were inappropriate with.
Now all of a sudden it was blowing up,
and regular people were able to post this information instantly
and affect everybody.
And so that's when the knee jerk happened around, I think,
17, 18. But this also comes to the whole culture of America. As you look back from 2012 to 2016,
and we're a prime example of one of these examples is we gained this social media fame,
and it was celebrated by the community, celebrated by
the military community, the police community. Everybody was like, Article 15, Black Rifle
Coffee, Matt, Jared, this is awesome. We love this. We love this. And it was almost like you
had a personal connection with it. But then around 2017, 2018 is when everybody went, well, wait,
this girl I knew from high school that got really popular
on Instagram and all she does is post her food and bikini pics. Why can't I do that too?
So then you had this kind of phase where everybody was like, okay, I just watched somebody I know do
this. Why can't I do it as well? And when that didn't work is when 2019 hit and we went into
the age of offense, where now for you to garner engagement
on social media you needed to fucking say some fucked up shit and take a stance on one side or
the other in an extreme to just get people to argue on that and that's where we're at now yeah
it's like anything that is yeah anything that gets engagement now is just a fight see i think it's
deeper than that bro yeah i think i think i think you're spot
on but i think instagram legitimately ruined human communications because if you think about
how humans are meant to communicate and you go back to the 1800s right like we didn't have what
we had we had fucking pony express we have to go back to telegram no we're going to he met 1865 i met the late 1800s
i didn't mean before the middle of 1800s you're good bro so
but if you think about it we talked face to face or maybe we sent a postcard or a letter and that was it and then we had radio
television and fucking print really come come around on a big scale i mean print's been around
for hundreds of years but uh you know in the 20s and the 30s well radio and television had a filter
this was the first time like they decided you know it was decided by harvey weinstein that
brad pitt was
going to be a superstar it was like okay i'm going to line you up from the time you're 19
this one this one this one they manufactured it there was a barrier entry for sure where when
social happened no more barrier yeah yeah well dude what happened with this communication
uh the reason people can't even have discussions because that's the biggest thing that we're
missing right now we're missing the ability to have an actual discussion with anybody that
doesn't believe in everything that we say.
And if they don't,
like if you don't do everything I say,
or you don't believe everything that I believe will fuck you.
And that's the culture we live in.
And that's why we can't fucking solve any of these fucking problems.
And why 80 year old fucking tyrants who shit their pants are literally
weakest people on the planet are
calling the shots for us because we fucking fell into their trap. Okay. Along came the fax machine,
revolutionized business communication. Along came email. Along came social media. When social media,
when Facebook made the decision to allow you to like comments, okay, it changed the fucking way
people communicate because instead of you
posting something and me fucking saying, Hey Jared, you know what? I agree with you on here,
but I don't agree with you here. And instead of that, now we get attention by saying, Hey Jared,
fuck you. And then it gets a bunch of whole bunch of traffic. So now communication is not about
solving things or connecting anymore. Now it's all about who could say the wittiest, most abrasive shit for attention.
And so that's been going on for 10 years.
So in addition to what you're saying, which I agree with, I think we have culturally been divided because of the nature of how we communicate.
Yeah.
Well, even a simple like or dislike, that's all the communication that's needed. Oh that's needed oh yeah you know i'm saying depending on who it's coming from and what
the fucking post was oh shit like you like that or now take it a step further now take it you know
they're saying that we're in like the most uh failed relationship age ever like where like
even young adults mid age adults they can't keep a relationship for more than a year, two years, whatever the statistic is.
But what I think that is stemming from is because Instagram is this false window into
somebody's life where they only show you the perfection.
And that is anytime you have a conflict with your significant other you immediately are looking at other people
assuming that they're better like just because of what they put out nobody like like see and if you
think about that i hate that 30 years ago when all we had were house phones you you didn't know
what your neighbors were doing when they went on vacation unless they went and got fucking kodaks
developed and they showed you later on but now now you're seeing them at the beach three times a week and it's like well wait why don't we
do that and what they do this and we don't and and so it's a constant battle of this fake kind of
horseshit and you're you're you're comparing constantly thinking that the grass is greener
on the other side so i think that's an even bigger damage piece yes well dude and then you throw in the fact like you guys remember uh what it was like to date
someone before the internet right um if you got in a fight and broke up with them you may never
fucking see that person ever again no yeah nowadays they're on if you break up with somebody
they're still yeah like right in front of your face every single day how much more serious did
you take conflict in your relationship
before the internet because you knew that they could be fucking gone forever?
Like, for real, never seen them.
Well, look at just a social standard that's changed.
30 years ago in 1999, 2000, if you called DJ's house and he wasn't home,
that was acceptable for you.
You're like, oh, I just missed him.
If you text somebody now and you don't fucking hit, or somebody texts you're like oh i just missed him yeah if you text somebody
now and they don't and you don't fucking hear you know somebody quick enough you don't hit them back
yeah or you know they say hey what are you doing tonight and you you end up posting a story an hour
later doing something with somebody else now yes yeah it's like look at how this has fucking
changed everybody yeah bro you you really like you truly to get any kind of freedom you
truly have to stop giving a fuck like sorry dude i'm living my life turn it off yeah that's look
at concerts now when's the last time you went to a concert i mean i couldn't even tell you what do
you see yeah see this yeah they are more holding up their fucking phones with them or a firework
showing other people that they are there than they are to just put it
down and go this is right there yeah yeah that's all it's it's like yeah you gotta look at the
study that was done like about that right they took people and there was a like you know some
type of an event going on and the people that had their phones that were recording the event
through the phone they could not tell you what actually took place once the phone was down because when you're
seeing it through this screen i mean it's a crazy you know yeah they got to make sure they get the
shot right so they can share it with everybody but they can't they could not even recall what
actually happened once that phone is taken away like two three years ago djs were the most like in the top two most popular
like uh like subcategories on instagram why because the culture was if you're at an edm show
you have to post it on your story so like djs would just go up in the millions 50 50 million
followers because they'd play to 70 000 people and 70,000 phones are out tagging them on Instagram.
They got all the exposure.
Bro, it's weird to me.
I like fireworks, right?
I always think fireworks are pretty cool.
And we do a couple big displays a year here at the company.
And every year, man, motherfuckers have their phones out recording.
When are you going to watch that?
When are you going to pull it out When are you going to pull out?
You're going to sit down.
You're not fucking watching the fucking fireworks, bro.
Just be present.
Like, just enjoy it.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, we have to get back to this.
These motherfuckers are robbing us, literally robbing us from our human experience.
And not only that, they're taxing us to the point where we can't
even have one yeah i think i think too though you got it like they've they've been able to tap
into the human psyche you know i'm saying and they the reward systems of humans they tap
chaos machine it talks about it well you want to know what my combat to it is because i've
actually been like actively trying to change this a little bit just with me and my friends like getting rid of this
yeah so i currently have nate wessel uh designing us a viking longhouse that we're going to build
yeah and you have to show up you know once every couple weeks put on your furs yeah and there's no
phones allowed in there there's no electricity so it's all candle it's all torch and we we roast a pig and then caleb francis makes a barrel of mead like because we've been
researching how to make mead and it's a whole night of just no electronics but we get to be
vikings bro i'm in whatever i'm gonna invite myself you're in you just gotta get the costume
that's it listen i think i could rock that shit yeah yeah i mean
they're black fighting yeah okay yeah they're on netflix yeah
all right what we got dude i mean we got cruisy internet bro yeah yeah we got we got some good
ones oh i bet we do got some good ones guys remember if you want to see any of these articles links pictures videos go to andyfussella.com you can find them all there and uh with that
being said we're actually getting something over the airwaves right now breaking news guys breaking
news my breaking news headline reads yvaldi cop 45 slammed for not saving massacre kids was rehired
to protect the school and only fired after grieving
parents found out she was caught on body cam saying if my son had been in there i would have
not been outside uh so this is a big big big big deal coming out right so a uvalde cop who resigned
okay after being slammed by parents for failing to intervene in the massacre, was rehired to protect the same
school. Her name's Crimson Elizondo. She's 45. She's now been fired from her position at the
Uvalde Consolidated Independent School District after another outcry from parents. Elizondo,
a former officer with the Texas Department of Public Safety, was among the first cops to arrive
at the scene of May 24th shooting.
She was caught on body cam outside the building, failing to make any attempt to enter.
Elizondo quietly resigned when the investigation was launched into the police response.
She was then hired at the Uvalde Consolidated Independent School District.
In her new position, she was tasked with protecting the survivors of the shooting that left 19 kids and two teachers dead
you can't make that up yeah you can't make that up first off there's a couple things like
this is right here by the way that's not some dork with a rifle is not a very difficult problem to
solve um you know and that's one thing from my you know i I don't think that that would be a very difficult problem to solve.
If this is your job and you get the opportunity to burn somebody down that's trying to compromise
the safety of children or try and send them to the afterlife, I don't think that's that difficult
of a problem to solve because this person does not have the training that some of these law enforcement officers do um secondly
that's a really cool way to die i was trying to save all these children and that's that's how you
know that's how it ended for me but in reality going there and regardless of what kind of uh
fire you take you know there's... She didn't even try.
Yeah, just fucking try.
I am comfortable responding to this
because I have ran towards gunfire a multitude of times
not knowing where exactly it was.
You can speak on this.
Fuck this.
Right?
No.
First off, we should be...
And we love cops.
Yes.
We fucking love.
This is turning me inside out that it
was even considered nobody at no point in that process of like hey might want to just throw that
application in the shredder right by the way why is she allowed to quietly resign while there's an
investigation going on against her because no the investigation needs to complete and she has to face the consequences for being
right there with the tools to do something and not doing it. You're a fucking coward.
Get out. Fucking deporter. Well, look, bro, get out, coward. I think this is representative of
a bigger problem in this country than all of this i mean we could break this down to the individual level to the systemic level you know we could better train our police they could earn
more money there's all kinds of things like that like most of these motherfuckers can't shoot any
better than i can i can't shoot very fucking good i'll bet you shoot better than they do i'm just
saying yeah like i train at a very minimal level um know, the problem that I see here is that America has become soft,
you know, 2016, 2017, 18, 19, 20, you know, it was fuck around to find out. And I'm going to
kick your ass if you step on my fucking line. And like, dude, when, when the pandemic happened,
uh, where was everybody?
A bunch of people went along with shit they didn't want to go along with.
And now we've been inched and inched and inched
into this fucking space where,
I don't know if everybody else notices,
but we're kind of in a bad fucking spot.
We need people to stand up.
And I would just like to know
when people are going to become
the fucking americans
that i've known them to always be because that would be nice we need those people right now
no the american public should be scared they should they should be fucking terrified they
should be because you should look at this like that you should look at this as the the the
vaccine layoffs of the United States military
was their reaction knowing that a majority of the military leans right.
And they knew that if they were called to turn their arms
against American citizens, they wouldn't do it.
The integrity was too high.
This was a fucking ploy to weed these people out.
That's right.
This horseshit fucking extremism.
You're not a stand down geniuses like fucking.
It's pretty obvious, bro.
But, you know, I talk to people, you know, like, look, dude, it's real easy to act like
a bad motherfucker when there ain't no fucking threat.
That's my point.
Everybody was pro freedom, pro America.
Fuck around and find out my whole life.
I believe that shit. Like, I i believe that shit like i actually believe
that shit i know you two guys do too and i know you do as well where did everybody go
we're living in a country now where police officers will fucking let kids die and then get
and then be first to get the job when they apply back for it. Yeah, that's crazy. How is this even a thing?
I'm sorry, dude.
But like we, you know, we have to remember who the fuck we are.
Like American men, especially, you need to remember who the fuck you are
and what it means to be a fucking American.
It doesn't mean puss the fuck out when shit gets hard.
It means step the fuck up.
And we're missing that in this country right now on a mass scale
this is why i keep saying the weakest people in our society are calling the plays because all
these freedom loving people that i'm disgusting and angry at right now you guys have lived by this
creed of live and let live free america we all agree with that but when motherfuckers come and
step on that line and try
to take it you have to fucking resist at a bare minimum but where's the firings like mayor of
uvalde should be fired chief of police of uvalde should be fired his captain should be fired station
like should be you should strip your fucking patch off because you should be embarrassed to wear a
uvalde fucking police department patch
like completely you know on the inside bro they're in there justifying it like oh they all they all
suck they're saying this shit they're saying jerk off in each other's mouths they're saying
listen they're saying this well we know we're getting a lot of media scrutiny but they don't
understand the intricacies of how this actually went down they weren't there they were yes and they're justifying their lack of action and there is no justification there is none i i just say i hate how the school
districts try to like fucking play it off like they had no idea right so the parents like the
article says his parents said they immediately recognized her when they spotted elizondo this
week in the school and demanded that she be fired the school district said imagine
yeah if you're a parent oh yeah okay whose kid was murdered by this fucking weak little
bitch motherfucker and you you find out that the school hired one of like imagine that the coward
imagine that like wait so you you you're asking for this to happen again
yeah you hired the coward i don't want to burn a fucking building down bro so fucking the district
the mayor like this is our problem is we're not firing people no no but the bigger problem is
is that guys that believe what we're saying are not demanding it yeah that's the biggest problem
y'all fucking want to take the high road
and turn the other cheek
and live and let live
until these motherfuckers
are at your front door
and by that time,
it's too fucking late.
Yeah.
It has,
dude,
people,
you have to start standing up
for what's right
and this is fucking
about the most fucking wrong thing
I've ever fucking seen
in my entire fucking 43 years of living.
Yeah.
This is today
because this is the first time I've seen it. Yeah, so this just came out so she was just uh terminated yesterday which was thursday today's friday when
the show was recorded i mean how does that hey sit down real quick yeah you know they found out
you were the one that uh you know kind of let this happen the first time so i'm gonna have to let you
it's unbelievable this was to your point bro to your point earlier i fucking love the
police yeah police are my kind of people bro all the police i know here in fucking missouri are
i don't know how they are everywhere else but i'm telling you right here they're good motherfuckers
they're patriotic they respect fucking freedom they protect and serve like they're supposed to
that's what we have here now are there bad ones i'm sure there is because there's always a fucking percentage of shit bags in any group no justifying that your fucking chief
or copton told you to stand down from going into that room while you're hearing gunshots you're a
fucking coward and that is that is an order i don't listen to bro i don't even know how the
fuck you could live with that no i don't i don't none none of my none of my people at lvmpd are like that all the people that i know i know i know some of the guys
over there they they train you know some guys they eat some rocks yeah they're bad motherfuckers
metro yeah one of their one of their guys was at the 14th they saw us with me and he's dope as shit
like yeah no i don't know what the fuck you guys talking about but the cops here i like them
and i know they work hard and they train hard and they give a fuck about the real shit
you know what i'm saying but like i don't understand like to me look man and i this
listen burn everybody down that's in the way that was my son the life i don't have a son
i see how my son the closest thing i have to a son is my brother's son
okay and i see the relationship they have and i see how special it is and i see these things
and then i imagine some fucking pussy allowing a fucking antifa weirdo to go in and fucking shoot
all these bro no i don. I don't, listen.
These people should honestly be in protection somewhere.
And to even think that you could go back
to the fucking school where you did this,
it's a display of the flawed thinking
that we have in this country.
Like, am I fucking wrong?
No, 100%.
This is almost,
this is like,
to the point of like parody.
Like you have to be clear.
Like, are you sure this isn't The Onion?
No, it's really-
It's the Babylon Bee?
No shit.
DJ, you got the Babylon Bee up?
Bro, did you see that Babylon Bee video
with the M&Ms?
Did you fucking see that?
No.
Well, I never talk about,
I won't talk about it.
Anyway, I thought it was real. I was so fucking mad. Like well I never talk about I won't talk about them anyway I thought
it was real I was so fucking mad like I didn't realize it was the Babylon Bee it was a it was
a fucking video about how the fucking M&M can become a Skittle and it was like it explained
all these I scrolled right past that because I thought it was a regular commercial I'm so pissed
I didn't watch that I was so fucking angry and then i saw the babylon
b i'm like fuck they got me yeah those dudes are funny yeah they are they're fucking hilarious
well yeah so dude i'm sorry man i don't mean to be like some extremist weirdo but like we have to
get back to a fucking standard in this country is that extreme is that weird it's not i don't think
so asking for a standard no we need a fucking standard of accountability for real shit and like dude there should be standards
i do next look at the get it off the street yeah i can't bro those kids are fucking hold on hold on
i want to point something out on the screen Look at the kids faces Look how fucking terrified they are
Now look at the
Physical fucking conditioning
Of the people wearing the police uniforms
Fat ass
Fat ass
And you think these people are going to run into a
Fucking room like that
Not unless there's donuts in there
They won't it's the truth
Or a promotion
I fucking can't stand it not unless there's donuts in there they won't it's the truth or promotion promotion
i fucking can't stand it i get it well that was our uh breaking news guys moving straight along
headline number one and on the moon reads partner organization to michelle obama's
we when we all vote releases vulgar no voting no fucking rap song um this is a good one guys i promise no
fucking yeah oh that's yeah that's a misprint i saw that one that was crazy okay all right so i
got a couple of follow-ups here okay but the article reads a millennial and black focus dating
app that is partnering with michelle obama's when we all vote, has released a raunchy rap video titled No Voting, No Fucking,
Fucking with a V, with the goal of motivating harny young people to register to vote.
And it seems to vote Democrat for the midterm elections.
The dating app known as Black has teamed up with rappers Trina and Saucy Santana to release
a new single titled No Voting No Fucking, which
features sexually suggestive
double entendres like Stuff My
Ballot Box,
Put The Buy in Bipartisan,
and quote,
Wanna Hit This Booty, Gotta Do Your
Civic Duty. Here is a clip for you, everybody.
Oh my god.
You're gonna fucking love this.
Try tracks.
I think we got one.
It's voting season,
bruh.
No voting,
no loving.
No voting,
no touching.
No voting,
no nothing.
No voting,
no fucking.
No voting,
no fucking.
No voting,
no loving.
No voting, no touching. No voting, no nothing. No voting, no fucking, no voting, no fucking No voting, no loving No voting, no touching
No voting, no nothing
No voting, no fucking, no voting, no fucking
BLK out looking for some action
Swine, homie, stop what's happening
Faces are nine, abs are ten
D is a um to be determined
He got mad jokes, he don't seem broke
The only red flag is that he don't vote
This midterms for
all the single qs wanna hit this booty gotta do your sippy do no voting no loving no voting no
touching no voting no nothing no i see enough i fucking got the right
how crazy is that i saw that last night i'm'm like, man, they think that. That's a real thing. That's real.
That's not parody.
No, that's real.
That's a real thing that they're targeting towards black voters.
Yes.
Like, you go ahead and start on this one.
Subject matter expert here.
Speak for all the black people.
No, I mean, I think it's hilarious, man.
But I think the bigger thing here is that it just goes to show how fucking out of touch they are with the actual temperature of where people stand.
Right?
Like, black people are over that shit.
Kanye fucking did a decent job in helping that in the last couple of days.
There's been a couple of guys.
Yeah, did you watch Tucker last night?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, was it good?
Oh, it was fucking great.
You know what I'm saying?
And so it's like, they are so fucking out of touch with where black people are like again i don't speak for everyone
but i know a decent amount of black people like we don't know all i'll know each other i know
yeah but see here's there's a unique perspective that dj and i do have on this topic um not because
dj is black but because we did a controversial episode that got literally pulled off the internet about the black square fucking bullshit.
And we had thousands of people hating on us because of this episode.
And what ended up happening over the last two years was pretty incredible.
Most of those people actually kept listening.
And then now these are the same people sharing the motherfucking show every single day because
they realized that they were being fucking played.
And now I'm not talking a few, I'm not talking, but I'm talking about a large number of black
listeners that we have on the show.
And so it's actually increased our, our black audience massively because we're telling the
truth. our our black audience massively because we're telling the truth and so what you know while we
may not speak for everybody we have a nice sample group yeah we got a pretty good gauge on it you
know i'm saying it's so and we've been able to see the the the flip yeah you know it's like i mean to
me i mean this is fucking disgusting and i know a lot of the other because it's like this is what
you guys are got to do like bro listen here's what i here's what i was thinking when i was watching that
i was like if i was if i was black yeah like legitimately and this was their way to try and
earn my fucking vote i would be so insulted yeah because they care nothing about real issues that are affecting me or my community or my family.
And they think that I'm so fucking stupid that I'm going to go vote for them because I made a fucking rap video.
Like that's, to me, that's how I would feel.
Do you think there is any woman in the United States right now that watches this and goes, you know what, I'm in?
And says that, hey and goes you know what i'm in yeah and and and says that hey did you vote like no not a single one that part of it's kind of my
ballot not a single one stuff my ballot box put the buy in it's a dude it's it's just another
example of the push of the degradation of standard and culture in our
country 100 like like dude the the person singing this i don't know who that was i guess that's
saucy santana yeah i don't know is that what is that i don't know okay i don't know it's it looks
like a woman but it's got a beard and i don't know the pronouns i'm saying i think she has a dick
though i don't know what is that thing i don't know but like that's the shit they're pushing wait was there a beard yeah
what's really funny i didn't even you guys want to watch it again
what's really funny is the guy that's like i gotta go vote or i'm not gonna get laid the guy
that's like i gotta go vote or i'm not gonna get laid yeah that guy's not gonna get laid whether
he votes or if you want to he's that fucking soft he said if you want to hit this booty you got to do your civic duty that's what it
was yeah and vote fucking republic so that maybe maybe we can all live yeah but here's the thing
like i said by the way i'm not republican i'm just telling you right now it's all the fuck we got
yeah here's the thing though so there's a couple of follow-ups so you got that going on the video right but then just today this headline reads
the dc council takes first step in passing bill to let illegal migrants and non-citizens vote
in local elections um that comes after another bus of migrants was dropped yeah but the great
replacement theory is fucking it's complete bullshit right and we covered this and you know
what i'm a total fucking bigot racist for even saying it but like we covered this on the show
with uh because the same thing happened in new york city um but a shit ton of black people got
together and got pissed off and they were able to fucking knock it down now they're doing it in dc
they're trying they're trying to make black people's vote irrelevant well yeah because they
keep doing this fucking want to do the booty.
And then they sell it.
They sell it as if it's some sort of Nazi agenda where white people don't want their race diluted.
Like, no, they realize that the black communities are done with your bullshit.
Right.
And we're tired of having people in government that fucking suck.
And guess what?
They want to vote a different way. So now because they're want to vote a different way so now because
they're going to vote a different way they're going to give these other people your vote
yeah like like this poll hispanic conservatives show 65 point shift towards republicans the
biggest shifts in 2012 so like nobody this is where joe biden would say some racist shit yeah
he would legit say he would say something stupid ass as fuck and be like that's
because hispanics are smarter than black people and no no no no bullshit and he would get away
with it yeah that's that's the fucking double standard that we're talking about how does he
skate through all the racist shit that he's said over the past two years i think people are just like, they're so numb to it. I don't know, because if you said it, you fucking, you know, people do not understand.
Well, I mean, let's just look at like.
Like, dude, he fucking said on fucking, what's his seat?
The CT, the guy on his show.
Charlamagne, the guy.
He fucking told, that was Charlamagne, wasn't it?
Yeah, Charlamagne.
He told Charlamagne, if you don't vote for
me you ain't fucking black like bro if i really fucking said that shit like really like i meant it
yeah but look at what we allow you've got robert o'rourke who is an irish guy a shitty fucking
like little fucking woman human beta douche yeah that calls himself beto
to appease to the hispanic voters like and no one goes hey wait a minute wait a minute
like this is bullshit hold on i didn't even know that that's the play down there you didn't know
that beto's real name is robert no no no no no francis i didn't know they were trying to portray
him as latino well
that's the whole beta thing is like so he could appeal to the it's his nickname no he would have
been better off just saying robert x you know what percentage uh latino or hispanic or whatever
is he nothing i don't i don't believe he's just a white guy that's like they're a white guy
that loses every election that he fucking has. And that's the thing.
I don't understand the people that still, because he's running for governor in Texas,
yet gets on a stage and says, I will take your AR-15.
In Texas.
Okay, you just lost the Texas vote.
Right there.
You're done.
Is that the guy that said, hell yeah, I'm coming for your AR-15 or whatever?
Yes.
Yes.
So I don't know who in their right mind is just okay with throwing money into a barrel
and lighting it on fire to giving it to Beto for a campaign for governor in the state of Texas.
You're wasting your fucking time.
Same dude there.
I remember.
Who is giving this dude money?
That's a good question.
Oh, I know who.
I have no idea.
No shit, you know who.
Yeah, I know who.
Old GS? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. good question oh i have no idea no shit you know who i know who oh gs oh yeah oh yeah oh gs oh fucking ks you know what's funny people think like oh dude you know uh he's gonna be dead soon yeah he is maybe maybe maybe we don't know the fucking
secrets these motherfuckers hold well he's been dead but he's also got a son that's our age yeah they're ready to take yeah but elon just unveiled parmesan the freaking uh
you know the tesla bot yeah exactly so yeah george is gonna get his brain just downloaded
to a tesla bot and then we're all fucked right all right well that was headline number one uh
moving right along guys headline number, am I reading that wrong?
Is like how I would take that?
Which part?
Like, dude, if that fucking shit was like about white people, I'd be like, they're really
propagating this shit to us.
They think we're this fucking stupid?
What would they be saying instead of what would the lyrics be?
Oh, fuck.
No vote.
No s'mores party.
No vote.
No wine.
No raisins in a potato salad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No vote. no wine. No raisins in the potato salad. Yeah. No vote, no weird dancing.
I'll stop using fabric softeners.
No!
You know what's funny though?
The sheets are itchy.
Listen, the best part is all the jokes about white people are true as fuck
we all fucking know it so like we're like yeah that's us our our comedian brent pella uh that
does a lot of work with us him and jp sears he just started a wine company called vibe and i
called him yesterday i was like dude we got a problem he goes he got all serious like what i
was like we got that case of vibe and cory's been sucking down a bottle a day she just got an uggs tattoo oh she's basic as fuck now bro pretty soon she's gonna have a
she started a candle brand i'm fucked right now bro soon it's gonna be the trans kid accessory
that's where trans kids are now they're the fucking accessory they're the accessory for
for uh it's a little chihuahua
upper middle class white women oh yeah that drink wine yeah that's my son yeah my son yeah it's the
attention like i saw me do you know when they start making memes about the shit it's real
fucking true oh yeah right like the memes don't work unless everybody knows it's true
like that's the thing like people that people are like oh dude no if the memes are it is what it
is it makes you go off yeah you know there was a meme and it said uh it had like a little girl
she's like five six seven something and she's like i like the color blue and i like sports
and the two parents are like let's schedule the surgery yeah yeah it's funny but like it's real
shit too because we're dealing with these brainwashed fucking
idiots who buy into this woke shit non-stop and it's like they're out in their fucking minds
they're so insecure that they will fucking go along with anything if it makes them like
accepted to their little fucking circle yeah like that's what we're dealing with
like bro this ain't a game you know that's real shit
anyway i gotta make it all serious all the time no fucking jokes around here my eight-year-old
my eight-year-old daughter can ride a dirt bike better than anybody her age is a boy
yep time cut it off there we go yeah schedule the surgery
go straight to vanderbilt all right no more fucking jokes all right next
topic just culture humor yeah moving right along guys headline number two uh speaking
the flow is great hell number two reads colorado baker who won supreme court victory over his
refusal to bake a gay wedding cake challenges new ruling against him after he declined to bake a gender
transition cake oh my god that's why people keep going to this guy like they're just fucking it's
clearly a winner yeah why would you fuck with him he's already taking it's like dude the guy
didn't bend the first time i'm 100 sure yeah he's not bending this time yeah that was three years
ago right yes it was something like that damn near four years ago four years ago yeah yeah so the article reads a baker who won a partial supreme court victory
after refusing to make a wedding cake for a gay couple on religious grounds is now challenging
another ruling that went against him over a refusal to make a gender transition cake
a lawyer for jack phillips on wednesday challenged colorado's appeal court to overturn a ruling made
last year in connection with the case brought against him by a transgender attorney. Autumn
Scardina placed an order in 2017 with Phillips Cake Shop in Denver for a blue birthday cake
with pink filling to signify her gender transition. But Phillips, a Christian, refused to fulfill the request,
testifying in court last year that he does not believe
that someone can change genders
and would not celebrate somebody who thinks that they can.
In June 2021 ruling, Denver District Judge A. Bruce Jones
said Scardino was denied a cake in violation of the law
and fined him $500, the maximum penalty, from the Colorado's Anti-Discrimination Act.
While Phillips said he could not make the cake because of its message, Jones said the case was about the refusal to sell a product, not compelled speech.
So it's been going.
Don't you have the right to refuse service in this country?
Well, you know what?
It goes further than this.
And this right here,
this is what should happen.
The fucking court shouldn't even take the case.
And they should say,
shut up, shut up.
Don't go to the cake shop.
And we should be done with this
because this is our fucking money, guys.
This is our fucking tax dollars are spent
on a fucking judge listening to this horse shit.
Like, hey, shut up.
Shut up.
We're done with this.
I'm not.
No, not at all.
Bro, they used to do that shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they said, if you brought it back, we'll put you both in jail.
Yeah.
That's the shit they used to do.
I don't want to hear it.
Don't go to the cake shop.
Go to someone else.
Bro, they handled it common sense.
They would fucking handle it just like two kids in the neighborhood.
They say, hey, stay the fuck away from him.
And you stay the fuck away from him.
And if you guys get a fucking fist fight again i'm putting you both in jail for 30
days it's a waste of our resources it's a waste of our time like they're spending our money on this
like but it goes back to your earlier point though jt bro it's like because everything is so great
we have to create the problem right and so it's like you know like like you just said bro okay
they don't he doesn't want to make you a fucking penis cake whatever it is go find another fucking bake shop and guess
what because this country is so fucking great penis cake if you can't find another bake shop
start your fucking own but we know what this truly is about this is was all about the attention and
we need to call it out and say stop yeah stop the only reason you're pressing this on him
is because you want the attention to be the transgender transition cake case that has a
new story it's not even the attention it's the force of acceptance of a different perspective
in a free country which is wrong it's wrong no None of these people, the people those people hate the most
are people like us, right?
Like just regular fucking white,
half white, you know?
I got a little bit of that.
You're white now,
but when I got a question about black people,
you're black.
No, all my fingers are right here.
Is there any financial gain
or is this just an intention thing?
No, no, I'm saying it's the imposition
and delusion of culture intentionally.
And so we live in a free country.
And most people that these people hate the most all understand that.
None of us are like, oh, yeah, well, we're like, hey, dude,
maybe you should just go to the gay cake shop.
Or maybe you should go to the dick.
I'm just saying.
Why wouldn't you want to, just saying why wouldn't you want
to though why wouldn't you want your money like in this i never understood this in the first place
when they first sued him why wouldn't you want your money to go to the gay couple down the street
that has a cake the free market should decide everything the way it should be done is this dude
can be known for doing no gay cakes no fucking whatever else cakes and people could
either shop with him or they don't okay and if you are in the gay community you say hey this guy
fucking hates gay people that's your right to do so why would you go back there that you wouldn't
you wouldn't it's about making them go along this is not yes this is nothing more than that this is
about you will fucking do what I say.
You're on a bill.
No different than the attitude they have with the masks or the fucking vaccines or any of this bullshit for the last three years.
This is all about you are going to fucking dance when I say you're going to dance.
And guess what?
Some of us won't fucking dance.
And that's what they're not understanding.
They want you to remove your fuck.
You drew that line in the sand. They're going to pressure until you fucking erase it and draw a new one. That's that's what they're not understanding. They want you to remove your fuck. You drew that line in the sand.
They're going to pressure until you fucking erase it and draw a new one.
That's all this is.
Yeah.
That's all this fucking is.
It's free market, bro.
If the guy's a bigot, don't fucking go there.
Right.
If you don't, you know what I'm saying?
Like, don't go there.
You know.
Yeah, but why do they keep fucking with him?
It's like.
Well, no, because they want this guy.
They want this guy fucking ruined.
Yeah.
They want to destroy his life.
And you know what?
The free market will do that on its own.
But I'm willing to bet.
I'm willing to bet that this motherfucker is going to be busier than you ever fucking
been for doing what he just did.
Well, that's his thing, boy.
Like, here's the thing.
It's not like this guy's a fucking massive commercial baker, right?
His defense, what he said was, let me find it real quick, because like, oh, here it is.
He told the State Civil Rights Commission at the time that he can't even make more than two to five custom cakes per week, depending on the time constraints and the demand for the cakes that he sells.
And the only reason he was able to get out of here is out of this being such a small shop is that he considers his work art and he calls his cakes which is probably why they want to fucking go
there because he's good yeah yeah he considers them art and he calls them a temporary school
listen man this is a free fucking country i don't have to agree with this motherfucker or anything
that he fucking does he has the right to do whatever the fuck he's going to do but where
this needs to end is when people start imposing
their fucking rights onto ours yeah okay that doesn't mean i agree with him i don't have to
agree with them i don't have to fucking think anything of it we live in a fucking free country
and that that is why the the the 80 of people are not fighting back right because they're like oh
well freedom yeah except they're trying to change the game for you now well i think also too bro like i mean do you understand
what i'm saying so there's when when the fucking when the lions show up bro at the gate in this
case pussycats and you don't fight the pussycats and you don't resist the pussycats eventually the
pussycats get what the fuck they want and you don't have to fucking do that much
all you got to do is fucking speak up holy shit here's the thing i think too because show up at
a fucking school board meeting when they're trying to teach your kids to suck dicks right
i think i think i think too though man you know what i'm saying like oh i know what you're talking
about this is not this is not a hard problem to solve culturally. It's just people won't fucking take action.
I really wish, like, that is an on-the-spot fireball offense
to the entire board.
You guys are all done.
You have no more job.
Bye.
What's that?
That whole school board situation.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, that's what I'm saying.
You have violated your fiduciary responsibility
towards your job.
I think, too, though, like, I mean, because there's a line, right?
And I think the problem is, is because they have diluted our language so much, right?
And nothing means what it's actually supposed to mean, right?
Discrimination.
They fucking took that and ran with it, right?
Real discrimination.
Now, like, let's say this guy was, you know, discriminating against black customers and would not sell to black customers right okay that's a legitimate argument right but
this is not fucking discrimination when it's violating his actual fucking constitutional
rights right he has a religious fucking right there right freedom of religion he's allowed
right like it goes over there i don't give a fuck if he was selling cakes that were satanic or fucking what like listen if we're
gonna be fucking free we have to be fucking free okay and that means for everybody yeah and when
we go in and start telling people what the fuck they can and can't do that is unacceptable to me
yeah it doesn't matter what it is yeah we haven't burned a witch in like fucking 100 years. Yeah, we're due. We're due.
Well, we are due for some like fucking super violent, crazy shit, some reckoning, bro.
And I'm telling you, the pendulum is swinging fuck back.
Oh, yeah. And like, dude, the people that are propagating this shit in the big media and these people,
dude, these people are out of touch with how fucking real that backlash could be.
Because people are pissed, man.
It's real.
You know, like, dude, and their response isn't to back the fuck off.
It's to push harder.
It's very bizarre, man.
It's a dangerous situation.
I wish everybody would fucking grow the fuck up.
It's real.
Guys, moving right along. Our third and final headline, headline number three.
Save the best for last.
This is the best.
Biden invokes possibility of Armageddon in Democratic fundraiser speech.
I'm not sure if you guys saw that video or saw the statement, but article reads,
President Biden said in an address to
the democratic senatorial campaign committee uh on thursday night that the country under his
leadership is as close to armageddon as it has been since the cuban missile crisis in the 1960s
speaking at a fundraiser in new york biden addressed russian president vladimir putin
threatening to use a nuclear weapon.
Quote, Putin was not joking when he talks about the use of tactical nuclear weapons or biological or chemical weapons, Biden said.
Quote, we have not faced the prospect of Armageddon since Kennedy and the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Russia has hinted several times at the possibility it can unleash weapons of mass destruction in its battle with ukrainian forces if putin believes the fate of the country is at risk this was his statement says quote i want to remind you that our country also has various means of destruction
and for separate components of more modern than those of the nato countries
and when the territorial integrity of our country is threatened to protect russia and our people we
will certainly use all the means at our disposal putin said in his address last month uh white house officials
have said the biden administration has communicated directly with russian officials i don't believe
that but um about what kind of response uh using a nuclear weapon would bring while officials have
said they aren't going to share publicly what the u.s response would look like they have said it would be catastrophic so what we got what would be the target jt like hypothetically for russia what would they
vaporize new york and la right that's the one thing that i guess i'm in vegas i'm good like
yeah the one thing that yeah but the problem is they would all be you're the first you're the
first uh oh yeah i would leave vegas as soon as that is they would all be, you're the first. Oh, yeah, I would leave Vegas as soon as that happens.
Why would that be the first cities?
Oh, it's just your biggest points.
Because my first city I would shoot would be their head
of their government operations.
Yeah, D.C.
So I would probably say your top places would be Norad, D.C.,
New York City, Los Angeles.
That's going to be the first phase just because that's the most damaged.
And then look at where your major power dam, they might hit the Hoover Dam.
So yeah, Vegas might be it.
I'm going swimming.
Infrastructure.
So they would hit infrastructure as well.
Were nuclear weapons there too? Were nuclear weapons, you think you think like small nukes like tactical nukes oh no these would be like
icbms intercontinental ballistic missiles so that that would wipe out everything in las vegas
uh no not if they hit the dam but i mean they probably would send one to las vegas too just
because it's an easy target.
And now us Air Force Base is there, so that's a military big function.
You know what's interesting to me, dude, is the culture of people in our country right now that think that going to the woods and becoming self-dependent and getting off the
grid and all this shit is actually going to solve this in any sort
of way like we'll never be stronger than we are right now the more they push the weaker we will
fucking get and people are like well fuck i'm going to solve the problem by going out in the
woods and fucking never like bro really yeah they'll be they'll be the last ones to die but
yeah they're still coming for you bro yeah. Yeah. Like what would it like,
what the fuck are people thinking?
So that would be another,
another aspect of this, of the decision from Russia,
you know,
hypothetically there,
do they want the land?
Because if they want the land,
then you're going to limit the strikes and you're going to go with the highest
dense population areas. And the, the most, uh, you know, land then you're going to limit the strikes and you're going to go with the highest dense
population areas and the the most uh you know hard-hitting infrastructure hit that we could
take because again if you just fucking launched 160 of these all over the country then the
entire land mass is unusual for the next 50 to 100 years yeah so it's like what good does that
do you you don't get any
benefit out of it so but then now you also take into account is if russia starts some shit is
china like like oh hey now's our chance yeah 100 but i also think china wants the land so they
would you know they've been biding up and they're on the borders yeah you see uh canada they they allow china to build some prisons or some shit police stations yeah police station
in canada look dude i don't know is a fucking idiot i don't
i think i legitimately think we are in danger of losing our country legitimately in the next
fucking 12 months i don't think they're going to allow us to fucking continue until 24. Everybody has these big dreams of
whoever coming up and
saving our fucking asses. I personally
don't see it happening.
I think
what I said on yesterday's show,
the first 20 minutes, where I talked
about what's going to happen
in a domino effect very quickly
if this election is lost
and still maybe if this election is won
by the right people, I'm not sure that they can even be stopped because what they've done to the
currency has created a situation that it's literally irreparable. And you have a population
that's resistant to digital currency, what they're trying to put in. You have the legitimate potential of power outages and blackouts for long
periods of time because of what's going to happen to the gas and gas goes to
20 or $30,
which you fucking will.
If the Republicans don't win this election,
real talk.
Okay.
Millions of businesses closing one day,
millions of employees unemployed in one day,
just like as quick as it came on in the
fucking pandemic where they came in on tv and they said hey guess what everything's fucking closed
it'll happen like that and that will result in civil unrest criminals will go out they will
fucking kill all the people who have no way to defend themselves then those people will start
to become gangs and the good people will start
to look after each other and become gangs. We'll have civil unrest. Biden's drained the strategic
oil reserves. If I was fucking China, bro, I know exactly when I'm fucking coming in.
And I think we're in real fucking danger of it. And I think people are far too passive and
comfortable with the situation at hand like if we're going to find
out everything we need to know after the election like real because like if if the the guys win and
it still doesn't stop we're going to have fucking war in in this country like here and people are
not prepared for that you know like look at their fucking Instagram.
Look at the shit they post.
Look at the shit they talk about.
You know what I'm saying?
Like,
look at,
look at the fucking shit on Tik TOK and shit.
Like,
bro,
motherfuckers are still,
they're still posting like get rich quick fucking schemes with a fucking,
you know,
Lamborghini in the back.
Like,
bro,
if you don't get focused on this one issue for a short period of time so we can all come together and fucking fix it, your fucking life is over.
And that's truly what I see happening.
I really fucking hope I'm over.
Listen, in business, I'm over urgent.
I'm over.
You know this.
We talked about this.
I come from a place where I didn't have any success.
So I look at the fucking, I'm trying to see everything with more urgency than what's required sometimes.
So sometimes I can get a little ahead of myself.
Okay.
But real talk.
I see that as a real possibility of something that could happen very quickly.
And I don't think people, for some reason, are still not like, bro, the evidence is right in front of your fucking face.
Look at your fucking prices.
Look at the inflation.
The problem is that most people don't have a fundamental understanding of how simple
interest even works.
And if you don't understand how interest works on a very simple way,
you surely can't understand how the currency is about to fucking fail.
You surely cannot understand that.
And you can't understand implications of what that will create for you.
You can't understand it because you're uneducated on the situation at hand
from the very foundational level.
Yeah, your Facebook degree doesn't count.
No, people don't know how to balance their fucking checkbook.
And this is the point.
They fucking do that to people on purpose so that people can be indebted and oppressed.
They intentionally don't teach you how to be financially literate.
It's not that fucking hard.
But they don't teach you because they want you to go out and ruin your fucking life with these bullshit rap songs of fucking, you know, oh,
fucking take drugs and do that. Like, bro, they, it's all a fucking game to suppress the human
potential and our population as much as fucking possible so that for their fucking benefit.
And until you can understand that shit
they are desperate right now what do people do when they're desperate
the worst possible shit yeah destruction yes and like dude this could stop really fucking quick
if everybody would stand the fuck up at once and say no fuck that we ain't about the fucking war
we ain't about this Ukraine shit.
We want to pump our own fucking gas
and we're going to make this fucking country great.
If everybody stood up and said that shit,
we ain't about this racism shit you put
on TV. We're not about this
fucking bullshit you
sexualizing our kids when they're five.
If everybody got up and got behind
that fucking shit, this would be
fucking over.
Today.
Anyway.
Two words for you.
Fuck Joe Biden.
I got two words for you.
Fuck Joe Biden.
Dude, the funniest thing, I'm sorry to get so fucking serious, man.
I just truly believe that. Dude, I fucking love it. Dude, listen. get so fucking serious man i just truly believe i
fucking love it i love it i'm just truly that's no bj bro you know me man yeah 100 like fucking
you like dude we've had some real fucking talks i would do you think i would really say that if i
didn't fucking believe it fuck no there's i'm not trying to scare people bro it's just like dude you
guys have let they're not going they're
intentionally doing this to us yeah because there's a lot to hide in the ukraine right yeah
right bidens yeah no shit what was funny was did you hear his fucking soundbite where he said nobody
fucks with the bidens yeah i'm pretty sure the whole world's been fucking with you bro except
russia china a bicycle i'm pretty sure you're the teleprompter. Bicycle, actually.
You are literally the fucking dog
that gets kicked at the end of the cycle of abuse.
That's you, Joe Biden.
So everybody fucks with you.
Yeah.
Holy fuck.
You know, they kick the dog.
Like the boss yells at the dude.
The wife yells at the dude.
The son yells at the dude.
The dude looks at the dog and says fuck you and kicks the dog
you know like it's just an old
fucking like old man story
my daddy used to tell us a story
nah I ain't gonna tell it
I ain't gonna fucking tell it bro
I'm not gonna tell it
well guys that was our three headlines
it's the final segment of the show as always
we have our thumbs up headline
so this is where we show our headlines
if you don't get two thumbs up or two thumbs
somewhere you don't want them.
Yeah, you think about that.
It just depends on the day.
Yeah, it depends.
But our thumbs up headline reads,
On this day in history, October 7,
1916,
Georgia Tech football beats
Cumberland 222-0.
Wow. Oh, I bet they got canceled.
I bet the coach got fired.
No, I'd be surprised.
It was led by the world's famous coach, John Heisman.
You guys familiar with that name?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Georgia Tech, led by legendary coach and trophy namesake John Heisman humiliated cumberland college 222 to zero in the most lopsided college
football game on the record on this day in history october 7 1960 is that on youtube
uh the football fuck dude that's a lot of fucking scoring bro that's a shit time like
like that's scoring on offense and defense every fucking time. Yes. Yeah.
Yeah.
That's like three to eight touchdowns.
It's a shit ton.
The football farce pitted national pigskin powerhouse Georgia Tech against a school from Lebanon, Tennessee,
that reportedly pulled student volunteers off campus
and out of frat houses to fulfill a contractual commitment
to the football game.
The rut can be traced back to a 22 to 0 loss.
The Georgia Tech baseball team, also coached by Heisman, suffered in the spring of 1915.
So this was payback.
OK, Heisman suspected that Cumberland had stacked its team with professional ringers.
The NCAA reported in its 100th anniversary retrospect
of the game in 2016 heisman enjoyed his opportunity for revenge on the gridiron uh
so yeah so brought him in um recumbent reportedly would owe tech three thousand dollars if the game
was not played so they tried to start bagging out of this deal because they knew some shit was
coming um but that didn't stop uh heisman because he actually reportedly personally chipped in 500
to help cumberland cover the travel expenses to make sure that they got there there we go
see this is what we need more of in america we need more badass shit yeah okay yep we don't
have that shit anymore no i'm not talking about troll shit either. I'm talking about real shit.
Everybody out there is
fucking dealing with
shit.
They were up 126
to zero at halftime. How do you score that many points?
They scored
32 touchdowns total,
including six that were on kick and punt
returns.
Yeah.
But I mean, I guess when you're pulling volunteers
and drunk fat boys out to be on the team.
Yeah.
Cumberland finished with negative 28 total yards.
Yeah.
Yep.
That was Georgia Tech produced 501 total yards
on just 29 offensive plays.
And they didn't get a first down.
Neither team got a first down.
So fucking crazy.
There's the actual ball that was used.
That's now sitting at Georgia Tech on display.
There's John Heisman there.
And here's one of the only pitchers that were available during that time.
Crazy shit.
Yeah, I bet they were fucking sore yeah no pads
yeah dude i don't know i give a thumbs up bro like we need to get back to this level of shit
like you know like fuck you no you know what i'm saying like i know you're coming you're not getting
out of this one yeah that's what i'm saying. You need help getting here?
I got you.
We got you.
They got the greatest football trophy ever.
The Heisman Trophy named after this dude.
And if this dude were a coach, he'd be fucking fired for that.
Oh, no doubt.
No doubt.
They actually tried that shit in California.
This high school, it was like a fucking powerhouse, bro.
Every other team just forfeited the rest of the season against him.
I saw that. Did you sent me that yeah weren't the dudes like all like six nine like oh i mean like listen they were fucking massive fucking kids but yeah like the parents on the
matcha fish the chernobyl fish oh dude the parents started complaining they're like i don't want my
i don't want little billy to get hurt you know and so like these other teams are supposed to
be playing just forfeited games.
So they, like, the last, like, fucking, you know,
six games of the season, they had nobody to play.
It's crazy.
So what was the story with these kids?
Were they sprinkling Trin on their cornflakes?
Maybe.
Maybe.
They were big, dude.
I watched the video.
They were, like, big men compared to all the other high school kids.
But still at the same time.
Come take this asshole. I had to play. Dude, dude listen there was this dude when i was in high school the first three
plays the fucking game he touched the ball fucking touchdown yeah i played against six four 240
fucking pounds and he fucking hurt people yeah and then he went on to play at mizzou and then
went on to play at fucking uh professional yeah and you know what
he was celebrating now it's like bro you can't be too good or you can't be too dominant or people
hate you yeah and it's like in every area of life like bro you should be no surprise that
we're letting these people just do whatever the fuck they want like i don't i don't
know i don't get it dude i'm not cut from that cloth i can't get it like if i'm playing a game
i'm trying to beat you a hundred to fucking nothing like it's not like i'm trying to beat
them i don't care if you fucking feel bad yeah all right your turn yeah i'm the same way with
that like when it comes to racing it's always been my dream to dominate all day like at the 500 or the thousand
and get to the finish line with enough time to go take a shower go to the bar and get fucking drunk
and come back and congratulate second place that's how bad i beat these bro i love that
bj baldwin The baddest. I'm on my fucking death drink.
Oh,
you just rolled in.
What up?
Yeah.
So the guy you shot,
dude,
I get it,
man.
I already did the cold tub.
Yeah.
How's racing going this year,
dude?
It's going really good.
It's going really good.
We're,
uh,
we're leading points.
We went,
uh,
to the races this year.
Um,
we had some problems in the last race.
We still finished top five.
Then we're going to Laughlin.
Laughlin's a really, really good race for me because it's not like normally with desert racing,
you have 250 or 500 mile, 1,000 mile courses where you have to really take care of the equipment
because you have a long, really rough day ahead
of you. Laughlin is like five 18-mile loops. So you get to beat on that motherfucker like it owes
you money and just open the butterflies and bounce off everything. And the guy that can stretch the
rubber band that thin for that long without being upside down and on fire in one of the corners,
that's the guy that beats on everybody.
So Laughlin's been really good to me.
And I love that pace where I don't have to worry so much
about taking care of equipment.
We got a solid points lead.
We're going to wrap up the championship this year
in Best in the Desert.
And then we have a few,
we have a very long-awaited viral film series that we did with Black Rifle.
Very prestigious.
Very prestigious.
That was a lot of fun.
I got to see a little bit of that.
Yeah.
It was one of the coolest fucking things I ever saw.
I think I even said that when we were watching the video.
Yeah.
That was good.
That was awesome.
Great response.
Yeah.
For the amount of work that we put into this thing over the last
seven months i think that might be one of the best pieces of content i've ever seen honestly
and the stress of losing the motor the first night having a truck trailered to to northern
california having the motor re like reality back on the dyno do a bunch of back to us
by the time we needed to start shooting the next morning yeah it's production man
it's it was it was crazy dude it was cool because like i'm sitting there watching the video
with the dude who drove the video and like you're gonna watch this thing and you're going to be like, that didn't,
he didn't actually do that, but I'm telling you, I'm like examining it.
I'm like, is that real?
Fucking what?
Yeah.
I'm like, there's no, like, it was dude.
It was cool.
I can't wait for people to worry.
I've got all the cell phones shots from, from the actual days.
So we can prove it.
I said, uh, how uh how how many how many views
i gotta get at least a thousand tens at least a thousand 22 to zero you're good on this yeah i
like it hey you know what are we allowed to not like it or what bro it's america i just don't
know how you dislike something you know what you should be better go fucking get better
that's how the real world works because cumberland definitely got better that day yeah no shit
you know what you guys got going on with the black rifle stores is the big initiative right now
stores opening up the club walmart uh you know uh final send coming out november 11th on on
veterans day which is a huge project we did
in conjunction with Hoonigan racing. They produce and directed a film with us in Bernie, Texas. We
shut down the roads. Travis Pastrana plays a sheriff and we have three actual world war two
veterans involved with it. And it is going to be so awesome. I promise you, you're going to see
the coolest, again, the second coolest thing you've ever seen. Yeah.
Will be the final send.
That's cool.
Well, I appreciate you guys coming on the show, man.
Thanks for the invite.
This is awesome.
Super cool.
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