REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 459. Andy & DJ CTI: Biden May Have Jeopardized National Security, Stabilizer Brace Rule & Woke $10M MLK ‘Penis’ Statue

Episode Date: January 17, 2023

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Biden potentially jeopardizing national security with a document stash from his time as VP, the new stabilizer brace rule that means the registration of millions of guns, and the new woke $10M MLK ‘penis’ statue insulting the black community.

What is up guys, it's Andy and you're listening to the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ. Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's why it's called CTI, Cruise the Internet. We came up with the idea for CTI just fucking around a locker room.

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Reads, US FDA, CDC see early sign of possible Pfizer bivalent COVID shot linked to stroke. Damn. Damn. Yeah. I mean, this is a Reuters article that just came out.

And it says right up front, it says, this January 13th story has been refiled with an edited headline to clarify that the link to a stroke is possible, not definite. OK, but a safety monitoring system flag, the U S drug maker, Pfizer Inc, uh, and German partner biotechs, uh,

updated COVID-19, uh, shot could be linked to a type of brain stroke in older adults, according to preliminary data analyzed by us health authorities. Uh, the U S center for disease control Prevention, or the CDC and the FDA, said on Friday that a CDC vaccine database had uncovered a possible safety issue in which people 65 and older were more likely to have an ischemic stroke 21 days after receiving the Pfizer-BioNTech bivalent shot compared with days 22 to 44 um now everybody's talking about it even cnn is admitting on and starting to talk about it um but here's the weird thing they're still telling people to get boosted and still get it so yeah this have the cnn headline reads cdc identifies

possible safety issues this is cnn yeah this is cnn possible safety issue with Pfizer's updated COVID-19 vaccine but says people should get still should still get boosted um like everybody's talking about it but here's the thing I pulled up because what they're not saying they're saying it's just strokes right now and they're saying that it's not talking about myocarditis not about all the myocarditis. Even though the difference between a heart attack and a stroke are very minimal. They're the same thing, essentially. One's just going to the brain versus one going to

the blood clot. As this article links, it says heart attacks and strokes have quite a bit in common. They're both medical emergencies caused by a sudden cut off in blood flow. In the heart, it's going to the heart and in the stroke, it goes to the heart and in the stroke it goes to the brain so but it ain't that you just don't definitely get it what do we got on this andy

well look dude i mean i've only done three years of content trying to warn people about this it doesn't on a basic level dude look it doesn't take someone unless you are very young and you just don't have a lot of life experience. And this is, this is the case for a lot of people, right? A lot they've activized or activated a lot of these 22 and under people when they don't have the experiences with the world that people my age do. And so from people with my perspective, it's very easy to see over the course of time what happens when you rush out of medication. Because for our whole lives on TV, we've seen, have you or your family done this? And if so, you can sue for this. The only difference now is they

made this a vaccine to where you can't actually sue under the technical definition of the vaccine. These companies have immunity for that. They have protection for that. So, you know, like for me, it was always very easy to, to at least have very strong caution. And I think I'm overly cautious also because I have already a heart arrhythmia that I deal with anyway. So I'm cautious about a lot of things. And it was very obvious to me, like, like hey man this fucking isn't a good idea especially when looking at the data of the actual deaths uh of covid that they that were the real deaths okay because if you remember how they did the testing with the pcr test and turning the cycle rate up they created a lot of fucking fake news about like 97 i believe yeah and when they were they were incentivizing people to when when patients died from COVID, they're doing

all these things that boosted the numbers up, which boosted the fear up. Okay. And with the fear high, people were willing to not think and just go ahead and get a fucking shot. All right. And so here's what confuses me. And this is what I struggle with is like, how can we see? Cause like, dude, what's happening at this point in time, it's undeniable.

Like it's fucking everywhere. We're seeing it everywhere. People are, people are fucking dying subtly all over. The death rate is an excess from depending on what country you look at. If you look at the insurance data, it's between 13 and 40 fucking percent, depending. Okay. When you look at all of these things, it's bizarre to me, and this is the part I struggle with, that still the people who got the shot for the most part are still defending the fact that they did the right thing. Like I've seen tweets saying, well, I don't care what happens to me

because I did the right thing out of the goodness of my heart. Yeah, but here's the problem, bro. These people lie to you and they gave you something that could fucking kill you. And all those people that you attacked for two or three years, those people, they were trying to show that to you.

This is a, you are in this position because of your ego and your pride. And if we are to get out of this position, people who got this shit, who are now terrified, they need to remove their ego and they need to say, fuck, I got fucking played and I got made to hate my neighbor across the street and my family. I didn't let them into Thanksgiving because they propagated all this shit into my brain, propped up all these false numbers and made me believe shit that wasn't true. And instead of saying, oh, we need amnesty, you should be apologizing and saying, fuck man, I got fucking played. Sorry, bro. I apologize for the way I reacted. Learn a lesson and get

on the same page. Everybody get on the same page so we can hold the motherfuckers accountable. It did it. And to me, that's the part I struggle with. Like, why the fuck are you still mad at me, bro? Why are you still fucking hating on me? Why am I still getting a DM from you?

Talk a shit. When all I've done for the last three fucking years is try to help you not get fucked with. See what I'm saying? Yeah. Dude, what's, what's the other part too?

That's crazy. And mind blowing is like, you know, we're, we're seeing more of these more more of these cases happen people just collapsing dying suddenly think about it like this bro i i think that's only the that's only the quote-unquote famous people who are in like what about the people who aren't fucking don't have a namesake i think we are seeing the very very small percentage like as much as they accelerated that narrative they are suppressing this narrative like dude they're trying like people are trying to shame people into asking like dude when you see a young person die suddenly which has become the catchphrase

when you see that happen and you ask well were they vaccinated these people freak the fuck out it's like listen bro you were fucking trying to demand that i get vaccinated you were trying to exclude me from society you wanted me not in restaurants you wanted me not in public you wanted me fired from my job okay so when we see a young motherfucker that shouldn't be dying die it's totally okay if we say hey was this person vaxxed it has nothing to do with you personally you made the decision it was your choice you chose to believe the shit you made a mistake okay and you should come to terms with that listen if i was unvaccinated and died suddenly you would have no what was he vaccinated he should have been vaccinated look bro i don't like i i have a real

problem with the the both sides attacking each other at this point in time. Like, that's not productive. Like, if we're to get out of this situation, we must have some sort of unity, and the unity should be based around these fucks did that to our people. And we need to remember, like, those people that you hated, those people that you fucked with, those people that you told to get, bro, you made a mistake. You should own that mistake. You made a mistake so bad that now you're walking around with shit in your body and

you're scared to death. Stop hanging on to it. Let's get on the same page and let's hold the motherfuckers accountable to fucking did it and demand accountability because dude, from my point of view and I'm not the smartest motherfucker in the world but to me I think it's going to take all of us to get this fucking done and I think it's going to take people to stop listen bro

it's happening people are dying this is reality it's not bullshit, It's not fake. It's fucking CNN is covering it now. Okay. Do you know how bad it has to be for CNN to fucking cover that? It's bad.

Yeah. And so like, dude, if this was you and you made that poor decision, bro, release yourself of the burden and just say, fuck, man. And apologize. Those family members you wouldn't let to your house or you criticize or you talk shit to, pick up the fucking phone and say, hey, bro, I'm sorry. Because it goes a long fucking way, bro. Like, dude, it's not a very intelligent thing. You know, when you find yourself in a hole, bro,

you know what the first thing you should do? Stop fucking digging. Yeah, no shit. No shit. find yourself in a hole bro you know what the first thing you should do stop fucking digging yeah oh shit oh shit i just wish people would fucking get on that page yeah i think it's just so crazy that like they still think that like we're so stupid that like while addressing the obvious they're still trying to sell people to get this fucking boosters and shit. Bro, it's my, listen, that should, that should make you furious. My personal opinion, my personal opinion is that COVID was deployed intentionally. So the vaccine would then be fucking deployed.

That is my personal opinion. I don't believe that the vaccine was for COVID. I believe that COVID was for the fucking vaccine. You got Bill Gates on TV talking about depopulating the world. You got fucking Klaus Schwab in the World Economic Forum talking about depopulating the world. You got Bill Gates in a TED talk talking about fucking, if we do a good job with vaccines, we could probably reduce the population by X percent. Like, dude, he's saying it right to your fucking faces. Like these people are saying it.

You're like, you're just not believing it. Or you're thinking there's more context or they mean something else. No, they fucking don't. And the reason people can't come to terms with this because it's so fucking evil, people can't comprehend it. Well, that's your first mistake. Your first mistake is thinking, what do they say? They say the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was what? Convincing everybody that he didn't fucking exist. A lot of you motherfuckers have been in such a fucking paradise for so fucking

long. You forgot that there's evil fucks out there. And that's my personal opinion. You call me whatever the fuck you want. But as far as I know, for most of the shit, I'm batting like 98% on the shit that i told you was going to happen for the last three years the other two percent that i was wrong quote unquote wrong about in my opinion just hasn't happened yet exactly so yeah you know like bro i you know these are that's my personal opinion i think i think this was intentional i think it was meant to fucking accelerate people's deaths and we're not supposed to say shit about it that's right and i think we're supposed to fucking ignore it and honestly part of me thinks and this is very fucking taboo to say

but part of me thinks the people that didn't fucking get it weren't supposed to fall for it they weren't supposed to take it and that we were supposed to prey on the fucking most brainwashed part of civilization to fucking remove those people from society i don't know bro yeah like i think about this from all these deep shit though i know yeah i know and people like i don't know if that's true or not bro but like if you were gonna thin the herd and really depopulate the planet that's their words not mine would you fucking keep the smart people that were able to see through propaganda or would you keep the fucking people that weren't no social darwinism bro it's it feels like accelerated darwinism and i'm not trying to

insult people but like bro there's people that the people fell for the propaganda and there's people that didn't. And there's a very clear line between the two. So and I know that's going to fucking piss some people off, bro. But like I didn't say I'm not the one on stage saying depopulate the planet. Exactly. I'm not the one fucking formulating these vaccines. I'm just guessing because I believe that there was malintent and I believe that there was fucking sinister, nefarious things going on here.

I'm trying to fucking put myself in what the fuck they're thinking. That's right. We'll see this. No, we're going to know over the next three or four years, people don't like this. What we're seeing now, you,

you guys make an assumption. A lot of people make an assumption that, Oh, this is, this is it. What if this is just the beginning of all of that? What if this is just the beginning of all of this shit? Yeah, because according to their plans, we got, what, seven more years?

Well, I'm just, yeah, bro. You know what I'm saying? Theoretically. I have a feeling this is going to get a lot worse, man. I really fucking hope I'm wrong. I really fucking hope I'm wrong, dude. And I hope I'm super paranoid and I'm fucking way off base. I really do.

Because if I, if I, if I am, that means a lot of people won't die. But I personally believe these people are evil as fuck. I believe we shouldn't trust a word they fucking say. I believe that they are intentionally enslaving humanity and fucking with people and causing our quality of life on the ground level to be shit while they steal and fucking oppress and fuck with us. And bro, this, and this is why you guys have to rise above the left, right narrative, right? Or the black, white narrative or the fucking, you know, the, all the narratives like bro, these, those are all in place to get us to infight so that we will somehow not notice all this shit they're doing to us. And that's how I see it, man.

You know, and like, bro, like I said, I'm not the fucking smartest motherfucker on the planet, bro. There's a lot of people a lot smarter than me, but my track record is pretty good in all areas of life. I've done OK. I'm not a fucking moron. I know that for sure. You know what I'm saying And so like dude maybe a lot of people just won't say This shit but like I think It's also interesting

Have you noticed Well you may not have noticed but I noticed That a lot of the other business podcasters Are now talking about current events Which I think is pretty cool Just remember who fucking did that first For three years before anybody else chimed in well guys that was a breaking news man let's get into these headlines headline

number one oh shit i thought that was a show bro i'm not trying to be doom and gloom man i'm like it scares me i'll do this it's it's it's real shit man well you got hemorrhoids or something i got p oh you want to take a break can i yeah go ahead it's a lot quicker than my shits all right i promise that how was your p it was was it relieving what dude i'm a bottle in bottle out right now at this point i'm trying to in. Yeah, you must have had a lot of water this morning. Yeah, this is my last four. So I already drank four of these, yeah. All right.

So it's like a one-to-one ratio right now. Pissing out Desani. Okay, we're on topic one. And on number one reads uh biden may have jeopardized national security with documents dash shift says so president biden may have jeopardized national security by storing classified documents from his time as vice president at his home and at the office of his think tank a top democratic critic of president donald trump's handling of classified documents said sunday well i don't think we can exclude the possibility without

knowing more of the facts that's coming from representative adam schiff democrat of california told nbc news jonathan carl when asked if biden may have jeopardized national security by taking the documents quote we have asked for an assessment in the intelligence community of the Mar-a-Lago document, Schiff said. I think we ought to get the same assessment of the documents found in the think tank as well as the home of President Biden. Quote, I'd like to know what these documents were. I'd like to know what the intelligence community assessment is, whether there were any risk of exposure and what the harm would be and whether any mitigation needs to be done. Schiff says Biden's personal lawyers discovered the documents while going through an old storage unit.

The White House revealed Monday. Meanwhile, the records at Biden's Delaware home were kept in the garage next to his prized classic Corvette. Attorney General Merrick Garland on thursday appointed former maryland u.s attorney robert hurst special counsel to lead the investigation speaking on abc shift uh defended biden's response to the document discovery in contrast to trump's alleged mishandling of documents found at uh in his home uh florida mar-a-lago um and everybody's talking about it so here's here's an update from the last time we talked about the cnn article this is a cnn article okay white house council's office says there are no visitor logs at biden's wilmington home is wilmington his beach house

it is yep it's interesting he spent like i don't know half of his presidency 163 days there is that how many days man you're on it oh i got you baby all right i got you so 163 days like i just said all right this motherfucker's at his fucking beach house and no logs no logs man you don't think barack obama came to talk to him at all you don't think soros did you don't think fucking uh you know shit any of these clouds might have even been? You don't think Soros did? You don't think fucking, you know, any of these- Klaus might have even been there. We don't know. It's weird.

You know? You don't think that we'd be interested to see who the fuck is actually meeting with him when he's at his beach home? Did they order takeout? Yeah, no shit. You know what I'm saying? Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. There you go.

Little hot dogs and pizza reference. Order that shit. You know what I'm saying? Order it. But, yeah dogs and pizza reference order that shit you know i'm saying order it but uh yeah dude i mean how do we know right i mean you're talking about that's that q anon shit bro just saying do you you know fucking you're gonna get us in trouble now just saying i'm just saying fucking q anon dj just saying all right cnn's talking about it it is weird man like you know i here's what else i think is weird like don't you think it's weird that adam schiff who fucking is like a total dirtbag fucking progressive douche uh has all of a sudden now and like all these other democrats and all the fucking press machine and all these people are now throwing Biden under the fucking bus.

I think it's so interesting. It is. It's almost like it's almost like they decided that it was time for him to go. And they're all coordinating. Yeah. It's like, you know, oh, well, you know, we're tired of this dude. He did his job. He destructed the country for the first two years like we needed him to.

He did exactly what we wanted he played as a dumbass when he was actually running our game plan and we're done with him now so um you know everybody coordinate against him and it's almost like that's what's happening yeah it's really weird it's so weird it's weird how for the last two years everybody's defended every fucking thing this dude said right like the guy shits his pants in front of the fucking pope well nobody's even talking about like who discovered the documents like how is his own legal team discovering the documents this dude is going around embarrassing our country everywhere we fuck everywhere and they're all standing up for him and now all of a sudden i mean bro look just seems weird yeah well i mean there's another development too right

so this is a uh new york post uh i'm sorry breitbart article uh but apparently uh this headline read says document hunter listed 49,910 monthly rent payments while living at the joe biden's residence but the only problem was or one of the many problems, I guess, from this is that it should be noted, the article says that Joe Biden's 2017 tax return, which is during the time that Hunter was allegedly staying there on the schedule, it only listed nineteen thousand eight hundred dollars in rent received. And in 2018, Biden listed no rents received um but it's been confirmed that you know hunter biden listed this dress at his current residence during that time yeah but that

also doesn't mean that he was paying for that address and rent what do you mean well i mean what if he owned another property oh no no no no it was that address. What's that? So this was a background screening request. It has the address that we're in question, and it shows how much he's paying in monthly rent. Oh, okay. Well, that's definitely fucked up, man. Listen, man, I try to be fair. No, devil's advocate.

It's important, though. It's important because, I mean, there's a lot of weird stuff going on, but no, it's... Well, I definitely expect them, now that they're being aggressive towards biden yeah um to start blowing this hunter shit up too i mean this is how they're going to get him the fuck out they're going to expose all the corruption they're going to expose him as a traitor which he fucking is okay uh and you know this motherfucker was on tv today again saying if you're gonna take on the gut my i love my right-wing friends who say the the tree of liberty has to occasionally be uh watered with

the blood of patriots uh come on man you know if you're gonna take on the government you don't need ar-15s you need f-15 no shit bro so like let's we can own f15s now that that's actually what the founding fathers meant what they meant was we can own the same equipment that you fuckers can own and that's the that should be legal technically we do own that shit we pay for it well look man if we're being this dude's on tv threatening the fucking citizens of this country now yeah how how how is it that a president should be fucking threatening the citizens of their fucking country and he's making a mistake too because he's threatening the majority of citizens in the country 10 bucks he hides in ukraine when he

gets impeached i don't know i don't know man i know this I know that guy has taken millions and tens of millions of dollars fucking hundreds of millions of dollars over the course of his life from people that have interests that ain't us and now he's fucking doing all this shit and none of it for the last two years benefits our country does it benefit our country the amount of money they printed no does it benefit our country the amount of of money they printed? No. Does it benefit our country? The amount of illegals that they fucking allow across the border? No. Does it benefit our country? The, uh, the way that they continue to propagate tyranny through, uh, technology and fucking COVID and all this other bullshit? No. I mean, we could go on and on and on how much

money they sent to Ukraine. It has nothing like broke. They're fucking milking us. They're destroying our fucking economy intentionally, intentionally. And this guy's at the fucking front of the line doing it. And don't think that just because the press has turned on him, that they don't have somebody worse right behind him. Because I guarantee you, whatever the fuck they got planned is worse no i think i mean i would say at some point bro the citizens of this country have to fucking wake the fuck up to what's

really happening you need to rise above your self-given identity of democrat or republican and see yourself as a fucking citizen of this country and not a part of their fucking club. Cause we ain't in it. Just like George Carlin said there, they got a club that we ain't in and it does. It does. We, we are the peasants and they are the fucking royalty in their minds. And it's, there's way more of us than there is them. And like, bro, until people forget, figure that out and, and realize that all the infighting and all the shit that we argue about on the internet and fucking hate each other over and all this shit, bro, all that shit's intentional. It's intentional.

We're being intentionally played to hate each other over all these trivial fucking bullshit things so that they can do this. Yeah. Well, let's keep building right off of this, man. Going right into headline number two. I'm sure you saw this. Headline number two.

ATF stabilizer brace rule means the registration of millions of guns. The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives, or the ATF, stabilizer brace rule was finalized on January 13, 2023, and importance the registration of a million of guns. Breitbart News reported the announcement of the finalized rule, noting that owners of said braces will have 120 days to register them once the rule is published into the federal register. On the low end, officials estimated about 3 million stabilizing braces are currently in circulation. On the higher end, it could be anywhere between 10 and 40 million. It's that. It's definitely that.

So for stabilizer brace owners who do not wish to register their guns, the ATF provides four alternatives. They can turn the entire firearm with the attached stabilizing brace into the ATF. They can destroy the whole firearm. They can convert the short-barreled rifle into a long-barreled rifle, or they can permanently remove and dispose of or alter the stabilizing brace from the firearm so that it cannot be reattached. Now, it should be noted that Breitbart it should be noted that bright bar news uh they

noted that the united states court of appeals for the fifth circuit struck down the atf's bump stock ban on january 6 2023 so just a couple of days ago there was another big loss but for them for them all righty i got now look dude a bump stock like people like a lot of people don't understand the difference here a bump bro the atf don't even understand no bro a bump stock like people like a lot of people don't understand the difference here a bump bro the atf don't even understand no bro a bump stock could potentially in my mind be a way around having a fully automatic weapon like if you have an effective bump stock and you know how to use it it turns your weapon into fully automatic okay now and what a lot of people don't understand is that fully automatic weapons are actually less deadly than semi-automatic weapons because you're just shooting fucking shit all over the place and you're not selecting your target and double tapping or fucking shooting one shot.

Most of these dudes that go into combat aren't running through the fucking shotting so the argument of how dangerous this actually is is you kind of have to understand that like a bump stock makes you less effective exactly right i'll go get somebody with a bump stock all day long correct so but there's more of an argument for a ban on bump stocks than there is on a fucking brace a stabilizing brace and if you understand what the fuck this is, and let's be real about the conversation, the whole reason the stabilizing brace even exists is because they have regulation about owning what's called an SBR, which is short barrel rifle that you have to register and get paperwork for in so many States, which makes no sense. There's no sense as to why you would have to register a SBR when you can go buy an AR-15 that's fucking three inches longer makes no sense okay so the whole reason the braces exist is to work around that law they've identified that after fucking 20 years because they're stupid uh and now they're trying to remove that but the

thing is is that our constitution says that we have the right to fucking own these things, period. And like the fact that there's any gun laws in terms of like levels of weapons that we guys do fully automatic machine guns and shit were legal until 1986. You can order that shit off of Sears magazine. You could, you could order a Thompson machine gun right out of fucking Sears, bro.

Okay. And the fact that those things are fucking totally outlawed, in my opinion, is against the second Amendment and what the fuck it stands for. And Joe Biden could go on stage all fucking day long and say, oh, what do you guys think? The deer wear Kevlar vests? No, motherfucker. We think a bunch of tyrants like you fucks are going to come fuck with us. That's the point of the Second Amendment. If you read the Second Amendment, the point is about distributing power evenly against the fucking,

between the citizens and the federal government. That's what the Second Amendment is about. It has nothing to do with fucking hunting. And all you fucking idiots out there that use that as an argument, you sound like a fucking moron because you don't even know what the Second Amendment's for. All right?

So should there be responsible gun laws? I believe there should be. I'm not some total anarchist, no law motherfucker. I believe that if you're a violent criminal, you should not be allowed to own guns. Okay. I believe that even if you serve your time and you're a violent criminal, no guns for you, bro. Sorry. Lost that. Right. I also believe that if you were going to own a machine gun, you should be able to own it. If you want to, I believe that we you were going to own a machine gun, you should be able to own it if you want to. I believe that we should be able to buy tanks if we want to, if we can afford to, and that's what we want. We should be able to do that because bro, they have it. All right. Should there be some common sense rules, like maybe a clean criminal record and all that shit?

Yeah. I don't have a problem with that but the point is is that we have to have these tools in order to keep us from what's happened to every single uh d firearm population in the history of time which is complete oppression and genocide eventually like this this is real shit yeah well here's a good thing andy so like you know the state of illinois they just put in this assault weapon ban in the entire state. Well, this headline reads, sheriffs in 80 Illinois counties say they will not enforce assault weapons ban.

How many counties are there in Illinois? I believe there's 102. Well, that's good. Yeah, that's fucking great. That's the kind of shit that we need to happen on this whole on this whole tyrannical fucking nonsense that's happening bro the sheriffs in the local police department should stand the fuck up for the people in fact bro uh we should just not all pay taxes and the police fucking keep them from enforcing that right right like bro these people are stealing our fucking money and you guys who the

cops and you, the police officers and the sheriffs, they're stealing your money too, bro. They're doing all the same shit that you motherfuckers are doing to everybody else. Like at some point, dude, people with authority and power are going to have to stand up to these motherfuckers. And bro, this shit over in Illinois, that's bullshit. And dude, like, I know there's people that are watching this right now or listening to this right now who are from like fucking New York, from California that don't understand guns. Like they're afraid of guns. Like, bro, I carry a gun everywhere I fucking go. And I have since

2003. I don't, I don't fucking leave. I don't go anywhere without it anywhere. Anytime any of you motherfuckers have ever fucking met me at any fucking point in time, I've been wearing a fucking weapon. You see me at a fucking speed, I'm wearing a gun. You see me at the fucking restaurant, I'm wearing a gun. Like, anywhere you fucking have met me, I have it on me, bro. All the time. Okay? And there's lots of other people that live that way too, and you want that.

Because I can promise you this, If some of these fucking crazy far left, fucking insane people that they try to paint as far right, that actually go in and do this shooting. He walked into a hotel lobby. I'm standing there. I'm putting two in his fucking face. Yeah. If everybody's carrying the,

there's a lower level of fucking around. That happens, bro. That is statistically proven the highest fucking bro we've seen it with all these fucking people on the show explaining the highest levels of gun violence happen in which communities communities with the lowest amount of carry legal carrying i should say the communities that ban guns you have to be a special kind of fucking stupid bro real talk to believe that a law okay the whole definition of a criminal is what somebody who breaks it okay somebody who breaks

the law so how fucking stupid do you actually have to be to believe that you can make a law that will keep criminals from doing bad shit unless the point is to to make everybody criminals so that we can then oppress that's the whole other argument right you know nobody's even getting that i think these motherfuckers just mean the whole point of this whole thing has nothing to do with the brace or anything i'm glad you brought this back around what it actually has to do with is making criminals out of the most aggressive pro 2a people in this country yeah 40 million of them this is what if they can take those people off the street so if they can't remove the guns how do we remove the people who are the most fucking gun happy that are the most likely to protect our

country from fucking tyranny what else can't you do when you're a criminal or a felon can't vote i mean there's a big picture here guys dude no shit that's exactly what this is about you know but this is uh sheriff darby uh bowie uh his statement he says uh quote part of my duties that i accepted upon being sworn into office was to protect the rights provided to all of us in the Constitution. One of those rights enumerated is the right of the people to keep and bear arms provided under the Second Amendment. The right to keep and bear arms for defensive life, liberty and property is regarded as an inalienable right by the people. The right to keep and bear arms for the defense of life, liberty, property is regarded as an inalienable right by the people.

Period. It does not say for defense of life, liberty, property, and fucking deer hunting. Right. Like the argument is bullshit. It's a bullshit argument. And so what this is ultimately about, and I think everybody who fucking knows anything

about what's going on will agree that this is about criminalizing the most aggressive patriotic people in this country who understand that quote perfectly fine, which is the reason they invest their money into these sort of weapons. So if they can make criminals out of those people and they can remove them from society somehow or remove their influence from society, they can do what they're going to do much easier, which is why you people on the fucking left and the progressive left should be

super pissed about this. Yeah. Like you guys are being fucking played. Oh, a law will stop a criminal when the whole definition of a criminal is a person who breaks the law. Holy shit, dude.

Holy shit. Yeah. Hold on, bro. Let's just make a law. There's people that believe there's people that believe this. Yeah. Let's make make a law saying you can't rape people. There's people that believe this. Yeah. Let's make a law that says you can't murder nobody.

Oh, wait. Oh, okay. Bro, this is all... It's all smoke and fucking mirrors, bro. It's so sinister, man. Oh, it ain't smoke and mirrors. It's a fucking dangerous... And it's dangerous for every single person in this country.

For the people who are rooting for it and the people who are against it because it's about disrupting the balance of power between the citizens and the fucking federal government and what does that tell you about the federal government when they keep trying to do that when you got joe biden on tv saying you need f-15s not ar-15s do you think that that's fucking, do you think that's the way a president should be talking to his fucking citizens? Oh, you guys can think you're going to overthrow me all you want, but I'll fucking kill you. Because that's what the fuck he's saying.

That's exactly what he's saying. Well, guys, that was headline number two, third and final headline. Bro, I know a bunch of atf guys bro these atf motherfuckers understand the second amendment they're not about to they're not doing this shit no no no i'm saying i think the put they're just trying to criminalize all these good fucking law-abiding people yeah and to i mean it helps the fuck good luck enforcing it too because it is 40 million it's not fucking three. It might be more than $40, bro. Bro, every dude I know that's into guns has all kinds of fucking braces.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm just going to fucking SBR on mine. I'm just going to hide mine upstairs. No, I'm just going to SBR on mine. Biden can't do stairs well. Yeah, no shit. Well, guys, that was headline number two.

I want to SBR all my shit anyway. I've just been lazy by doing all the shit. The point is, we shouldn't even have to do paperwork for that. Shouldn't have to do it. Well, that's the other two. I want to SBR all my shit anyway. I've just been lazy by doing all the shit. The point is, we shouldn't even have to do paperwork for that. Shouldn't have to do it. Well, that's the other part of it, too. Like, you got to pay us 200 bucks so we don't make you a criminal. Yeah.

Per weapon? Per weapon. Yeah. Okay. Bro, it's crazy to me, bro, like how many people who don't grow up, like, dude, we're in Missouri, right? Like, every motherfucker walking down the streets got fucking guns every fucking my grandma got a gun yeah everybody does everybody carries and uh you know it's crazy to me that people that come from these like more liberal areas like how they react when they even see a gun oh my dude it's like absurd like one side of

assault semi-automatic weapon one time i was uh i was doing nfco project and one of the dudes that came in these guys were young they were like maybe like 22 or some shit and you know i fucking sat down and you know what happens sometimes when you sit down you're carrying a gun all the time you take it out of your fucking pocket or take it out of your off your waistband and fucking set it on the table because guess what it's not the most comfortable when you're sitting down so i fucking take the gun out and start sitting on the table bro you would have thought you bro he's gonna rob us oh my god like their faces turn fucking pale white i'm like what and they're like is that a gun i'm like yeah

sure yeah that's a glock 17 yeah but like it's just like holy shit dude like the way they reacted it was just like holy shit man like you guys really don't know shit about fucking anything you know i'm saying like these motherfuckers couldn't change a tire. You know the video of the guy shooting that gun and he cries? You know what I'm saying, though? Like, dude, pardon. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Yes.

Pow. And then it shows a little nine-year-old girl fucking unloading. Yeah, but dude, like, this. Like, come on, man. It's sad because think of how sheltered they really have been. Like, these motherfuckers can't figure out how to change a fucking tire, bro. They don't know how to shoot a gun. They don't know how to fucking do anything practical at all like and then the worst part is they have the attitude of anything that they don't understand is fucking bad now they're doing that and they can't protect

themselves and they want to defund the people who will and then bro it's all idealistic fucking bullshit nonsense that gets you nowhere yeah yeah speaking of more idealistic nonsense i got headline number three and as promised dicks dicks guys headline number three i was waiting for it woke i've been over here salivating. Yeah. For all the dicks. Whoa. $10 million MLK penis statue insults black community. Coretta Scott King can.

Okay. Now listen, I would say it should be insulting. It should be insulting. And just this is a $10 million for that large penis, man. So it's crazy, bro. what is that really supposed to be well so i got i got i got the picture is supposed to be after but the article reads it says even some kin of coretta scott king hate the new 10 million dollar sculpture just dedicated to her and her iconic civil rights leader husband in boston with a cousin claiming it

looks like a penis. The massive bronze piece titled The Embrace features two sets of arms holding each other an artistic interpretation of the classic photo of Coretta and hubby Martin Luther King Jr. hugging after he won the Nobel Peace Prize. So here's the picture that it was modeled after. Okay. And wish.com. This is what we got.

Okay. So go back. Okay. Which one, which one back this one and back again. How is that? That, how are those the two same things?

Like how, how is that a representation of that picture at all yeah the only thing that's even kind of similar is that she has her little bracelet on that they put on the bro listen man oh there's more i'm just saying i mean like the cousin goes in pretty hard man okay she says uh the main quote the mainstream media was reporting on it like it was all beautiful because they were told that they had to say that seneca scott coretta scott's king this is coretta scott's king cousin okay she told the post by phone sunday referring to the new artwork on the boston she

said but then when it came out a little boy pointed out that's a penis and everyone was like yo that's a big old dong man said the 43 year old oakland california resident quote if you had showed that statute to anyone in the hood they they'd been like, no, absolutely not. He added scornfully that the compact magazine's $10 million were wasted to create a masturbatory mental Amish to my legendary family members. One of the all time greatest American families, Seneca told the Post that, quote, woke culture allowed that expensive abstract experiment to come to fruition. Members of the King's family last week unveiled the artwork near where MLK and Coretta first met in college. So. Yeah, it's a big old doll.

I'm sorry, I just had to. Bro, that's what the fuck it like yeah man i mean why they like why they leave the head off dude listen it's bullshit it's shit art okay this is this is look man any single any single person that would look at this would say that's fucking garbage okay and she's right they are told to say yeah i'm sorry i think i misquote it was a it's a him oh yeah he's right you know what else dude uh if they really wanted to pay homage they would have made an exact statue of that fucking moment yeah okay but because our country is being overrun by communist fucking culture marxist culture they do not do things that inspire any sort of identity or any sort of pride this is why the buildings look like shit this is why we aren't building beautiful cathedrals anymore this is why all of our cities look the same they're minimalist garbage that don't inspire any sort of pride.

Everything in our culture is designed to demoralize us. And this is an example of that. So all of the people who are upset about this just realize that this is another product of Marxist slash communist ideology that is designed for American citizens to have no pride in their history. That's what this is about. Okay. So yeah,

it's fucking bullshit. And you know what? If you want to tear a fucking statue down, why don't we start with that one instead of the motherfuckers like Ulysses S. Grant, who was actually on the ground freeing the fucking slaves. Okay. So demoralization,

a hundred percent. This is intentional. It's supposed to be garbage. It's supposed to be disgusting. It's supposed to be despicable. Because when they erase history and erase the pride that we have in our own culture and history, it is easy for them to install a new system. That's what the fuck this is about, in my opinion.

Like, that shit should be torn the fuck down, bro. Oh, 100%, man. Like, that's a... Put the heads on it, at least. Bro, that is an insult to the fuck down oh 100 man like that's a put the heads on it bro that is an insult to the good work that that man did and a lot of people say he was a marxist or he was a this or he was that maybe so i don't fucking know bro i wasn't there but the man that history painted him to be was one of the greatest fucking americans that ever lived and he deserves better than that that's a fact his message of hope

and love and unity okay that's an important message nothing about marketing the message the message of judging people by the content of their character not by the color of their skin is an important message so like i don't really like that people are trying to like tarnish his reputation by saying all this shit i don't know you but these people don't know fucking either you know what i'm saying like it's like people see one meme about something all of a sudden you know everybody's bad i don't know but i know this the message that that man is remembered for is a very fucking important message that we should all strive to embody yeah facts well, it is our final segment of the show where we show a headline.

It's either I'm going to thumbs up or to be dumb as fuck. With that being said, as promised, it's got to be more dicks, more penises. Penis shaped rock believed to improve performance in bed attracts visitors. So basically everybody goes there. Can't fuck. Basically. Yeah. So my question is,

when are we, when are we booking a flight? So, okay. Okay. For real. Okay. The article reads,

forget the hard rock cafe. This hard rock is the latest tourist attraction. Men from near and far are visiting this bizarre penis shaped land farm with hopes. Uh, some of its mystical or mythical sexual magic will rub off or help them find a soulmate. Local tourists in Indonesia are floating along the rocky inlets of Sukabumi Regency, West Java, to see the notorious penis rock.

Decades of erosion and weathering erected a natural stone formation into the shape of resembling a man's genitals okay the bizarre stone can be seen jutting out from an inlet in the uh celta uh palo baranutu uh unesco global geopark okay

uh says quote this stone has been around for a long time longer than four hours better call a doctor it may have been formed thousands of years ago and and local people call it a penis rock okay now i'm going to show you a picture all right everybody just grow the fuck up here real quick. Okay. Bro, whose dick looks like that? Bro.

Come on, man. If that's, if that's, I don't want that one. That must be the white dude rock. That's what I'm saying. That's Indonesia. Now, I did find a picture. Here's the one in Africa. Oh. Now, I did find a picture. Here's the one in Africa. Oh.

Now it makes sense. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So, but yeah, dude, apparently. I'll just wait till I show you the one from Ireland. Oh, bro. No, but yeah, I mean. Come on, dude.

That doesn't look like that. That doesn't look like a dick. I can kind of see see it it looks like a very tiny little dick yeah it's a micro penis yeah but then again this is a big rock for me it's got a helmet yeah you got a helmet yeah circumcised yeah well that's weird yeah i would rather go see the one in africa yeah no shit yeah no shit i think we all would want to see the one in africa yeah no shit yeah no shit i think we all would want to see the one in africa yeah but yeah so i mean apparently it takes like a 30 minute fucking boat ride to get there so yeah i mean what we got on this andy i mean i think this is dumb yeah dumb as fuck yeah you know boat ride 30 i wouldn't go i mean i wouldn't go out of my way

to look at that no no that's not impressive well they said it gives you the mythical like like there's some magical really yeah yeah okay i don't know man yeah and these these fuckers in our government really got our best interest in mind yeah no shit i got some oceanfront property in fucking arizona bro you know i'm saying i sell it to you for cheap come on dumb as fuck man i got you i'm not in on that i got it well guys that's all i got you know we did have this tree one time at my dad's house that like if you stick like it looked like it had a dick coming out of it i think i posted on instagram before jb lives there now we have to go see if it's still there so the tree has a dick coming

out of it yeah but like right at like dick height so like if you stand next to it like you know if you stand next to it it looks like you got yours yeah okay and it's like anatomically correct like it's not what does that mean it means it's like the right size what's the right size well if you saw the fucking tree you know because that's the right fucking size that little rock is not the right size okay god i just needed the reference that's what i was asking i'm just saying man that ain't it that tree i'll find that picture, bro. I know I got it. I posted it on my Instagram.

I might get fucking banned for it. It really does look like a fucking dick's growing right out of the tree, though. Tree dick. Talk about morning wood. Morning wood. Yeah. There you go. Yeah.

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