REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 467. Andy & DJ CTI: Capitalist Bernie Sanders, Hunter Biden's Lawyers Concede Laptop Data & Chinese Balloon
Episode Date: February 4, 2023In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Socialist Bernie Sanders being labeled a hypocrite for charging $95 per ticket for people to attend his event promoting his new book, Hunter Biden's lawyers conce...ding the data on the laptop is his, and the Chinese spy balloon floating over the central US.
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Full transparency. I had no idea what a Rol rolodex was i didn't know it was called
that really yeah i just had to look it up yeah do you see what it looks like i'm that young
motherfucker yeah yeah it's like you know it's like your black book yeah i've seen it is an
actual item yeah that you used to be able to like it would be on someone's desk and it rolled
and it had everybody's contacts in you
know most of these people are nowadays they don't really know what it was like before
cell phones right so yeah it's hard times back then i mean i think it was a lot better times
because uh to win you had to be actually great to do shit you had to be great to do shit you
had to actually do shit nowadays you get enough credit for just talking about doing shit so i actually like it better back in fact yeah
and i think business is going back that way to be honest i think a lot of people are rejecting
technology i think a lot of people are deleting their instagrams deleting their fucking uh apps
off their phone they're realizing that it's a time suck that it's a fucking jail and that they don't
need to spend their entire lives glued to an app that some billionaire made and pretend to live when in reality we're supposed to live out
here in the real world. And I think people are starting to wake up to that. And I think it's
great. And I'm really excited about it because I think business is going to trend that way as well.
I think we're going to see more opportunities for businesses that won't necessarily be based on the internet or social
media and will now be based brick and mortar real life again, which takes an entirely different set
of skills to run. And I'm excited about that because there's less competition because people
have forgotten how to do those things. But guess who hasn't forgotten? What's that guy's name?
Yeah. Randy Consuela. Like I had to fucking do that shit like we people don't
like when i talk about what we had to do in the beginning days of business bro people fucking act
like it's like holy shit man that wasn't that long ago dude you guys have just been spoiled for a
while and now we're getting to a situation where the customer base is starting to detach from
technology they don't want to go on the metaverse they're not trying to go to web3 they're not
trying to buy real estate in the fucking metaverse and like all this shit you motherfuckers are trying to push on them they're not doing it
they're going to real world and i could tell because i own brick and mortar businesses and
i could tell you what sales are they're the best they've ever been and when you pull the customers
and you ask them why they're shopping with you uh they're going to tell you well we want to support
real american jobs real businesses, real people in
real life. And people are getting back to that. And I think it's exciting time for business because
of that. Yeah, that's for sure. You know, we have two polarities. We have, you know, a lot of
companies going towards all tech, all automation. And then we have companies that are pulling back
and concentrating on the people. And there's a gamble both ways, right? It's not really because
the people, people are always going to want to do business with people and i think people are starting to recognize as a whole how
difficult um and damaging technology is actually making our lives you know there's books out there
like the chaos machine where people are actually reading it they're starting to realize that these
people who own these social media companies are not uh satisfied with just being some of the
richest people on the planet they're actually trying to enslave and capture our entire lives on their fucking technology
which is wrong you know yeah that's the fact you know you think back to instagram bro instagram
used to be fun instagram was a fun place back in the day it's not fun anymore bro it's just a bunch
of fucking trolls it's a bunch of fucking bullshit it's a bunch of drama every day people get their fucking views and their likes from chasing clout
tearing other people down like it's become a toxic atmosphere and people just don't like it
and so you know people are being more selective about where they choose their time uh choose to
spend their time who they want to spend their time with and they're doing it with people in real life
who are of like mind yeah you know it's another reason why
our taste syndic is so cool because we get together in person you meet these people it's not some bad
ass fucking events and get some great great memories man it's real yeah it's going to be
interesting dude but you know i i talked about this you know two three years ago that the trend
was moving away from the global corpse and back towards real human American-owned
businesses, at least here in the United States.
People are being selective with their money.
They're learning that if they're selective with their money, they actually can facilitate
change in the culture of how things are propagated to them.
Propaganda will never stop, but what they propagate to you will change if you are selective with how you spend
your money and that's happening now and people are starting to move back and like that's why
you're seeing a lot of these layoffs with a lot of these big ass companies but if you check in
with a small business and you check in with the small shops and this and that business is going
fucking great yeah yeah for sure speaking of propaganda we were on a we did a cardio walk earlier
we had a little interesting encounter yeah that was weird dude and uh this is friday when we
record in the saturday when you guys are listening um but propagate the weird part about we so it's
we i have no explanation for it right yeah so tell them what happened well i mean so we're out on a
cardio walk and then out of nowhere this like really i tried to do a video of it didn't do justice it was a loud ominous
fucking thunder rolling thunder fucking but it didn't stop and it was going like i mean it broke
like 20 seconds yeah it's probably 10 seconds after i you know before i started recording
and like we could you know we were seeing where it sounded like it was coming from but there was
nothing going on over there there was no movement there's no planes where it sounded like it was coming from, but there was nothing going on over there.
There was no movement.
There's no planes.
Nothing.
It sounded like a low-flying military jet.
Yeah.
Like a fucking F-18 or something like that.
Something big.
Yeah.
Something with a lot of power.
Yeah.
And that's what it sounded like, except there was no airplanes.
There was no smoke.
There was no...
There was nothing.
And it sounded like it was coming from the ground yeah
well so it's interesting you say that because an hour not even an hour after that cardio this
article comes out uh saying arctic blast could trigger a rare weather phenomenon frost quakes
well dude i've i've is that a real thing i've been in some real earthquakes some medium-sized
earthquakes and that's actually what the fuck it sounded like. Now thinking about it, I'm like, all right, okay.
And they're saying that these are happening in the northeast New England area
this weekend because of all the cold air that we have,
the changes in temperature.
Frostquakes, also known as ice quakes or cryoisms,
are seismic events caused by a sudden fracturing or
cracking action in frozen ground soil or rock that is saturated with water or ice
possible and they're also predicting this says they're most likely to happen
or susceptible to happen in Canada North northern states frost quakes have been
reported in recent years in connecticut massachusetts
maine vermont michigan wisconsin ohio indiana and missouri yeah so well dude you know like
was that a frost quake bro i don't know it felt like it it felt like an earthquake yeah like that's
what it felt like to me and that's what it sounded like too yeah yeah i don't know we get though we
get some of those medium-sized earthquakes here we're on a fault line yeah but we do have a fault line here new madrid fault yeah it's actually one
of the most powerful fault lines in the whole world i'm gonna say what was the last one i think
i remember was like 1906 it was like nine early 1900s that was in 1906 yeah they had a big one
and actually the the earthquake actually rang church bells all the way from missouri in boston
no it's one of the most powerful fault lines in the whole world geez yeah right here in
missouri but like we get we don't get like these big ones we get we get like these little ones
like consistent and uh that that is what it sounded like to me yeah i've never heard of a
ice quick but it sounded like it was like right there yeah it was it was weird man
super weird i didn't feel anything though no the great that's what i'm saying the
ground wasn't shaking like it sounded like it was like probably like 10 feet above ground it was
just weird yeah it was weird super weird yeah so i don't know if that was just propaganda if they're
trying to feed us some bullshit or not or they're testing fucking i don't know i thought it was i
thought it was you you having to take a shit dude i thought that was you having to take a shit. Dude, I thought that was you having to take a shit. No, bro, that was you.
You're the one that fucking sets up shop for four hours.
Hey, man, don't be telling my black people secrets, man.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, it is CTI.
Yeah.
It is CTI.
Let's move beyond phantom earthquakes and DJ's bowel movements.
That's how you know it's going to be a good show.
Yeah.
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That being said, headline number one.
Headline number one reads, walking advertisement for why the left is full of crap.
Socialist Bernie Sanders is labeled a hypocrite
for charging $95 per ticket to attend an event
promoting his new book,
It's Okay to Be Angry About Capitalism.
Can't make this shit up, man.
So this is Daily Mail article.
Bro, they're fucking trolling us.
Capitalism's so bad.
Yeah.
I'm paying you $100.
Like this shit writes itself man bro these people don't care like they don't care how big of a hypocrite they look like they don't anyway keep going yeah
i mean no i mean he uh the art this daily mail article it reads uh bernie sanders has been played
labeled a hypocrite for charging up to 95 a ticket to an event promoting his new book about capitalism.
The senator, who's 81, worth about three million dollars, by the way, is prepping his drop.
His newest book titled It's OK to be Angry About Capitalism on February 21st, which retails for about $28. Like many authors, the Democratic Socialist is hosting an event following its release
at the Anthem in Washington, D.C. on March 1st, with tickets ranging from $35 to $95.
All tickets $55 and above will come with a copy of the book.
So that's good.
But everybody's hitting them up.
They're lighting them up on Twitter.
Somebody says, anyone else see the irony in Bernie Sanders selling tickets for it's okay to be angry about capitalism book?
Greg Gutfeld on Fox, he lit them up.
I liked his comments.
Yeah, for once.
Yeah, right.
He says, quote, he said, the ticket.
Greg Gutfeld, bro, let me be real, bro.
I don't know if it's the fucking the way
your show is supposed to be but you guys need a new joke writer like i ain't fucking playing
like motherfuckers like you you is that how it's supposed to be it's supposed to be seinfeldish
is that what it is seinfeld like because i don't like seinfeld humor i think seinfeld humor is
fucking ridiculous yeah i agree oh i can't even do it. Like, because it's not funny.
Like, I never understood the fucking, like, the appeal of that television.
Like, the hard punchline jokes.
They aren't hard punchline.
It's just, like, the sarcastic, apathetic attitude that, like, infects people.
It's just, I'm just not wired that way.
Like, I'm not a cynical person.
So, like, the humor doesn't stick to me. You know what know i'm saying i like to believe i have a pretty good sense of
humor i i would agree with that yeah it's just not like i'm more of a richard pryor you know
what i'm saying george carlin some red fox fucking eddie murphy before he's doing kids movies bernie
mack that's right yeah that's where i'm at that shit funny. Let's get a fucking comedy. Let's get a fucking nighttime political show with Eddie Murphy acting like Eddie Murphy.
Yeah, right.
All right, let's do that.
None of that Dr. Dolittle shit.
Yes, none of that fucking family-friendly bullshit.
I'm talking about the real shit.
Hey, boy.
Right.
Look at my defining them jeans.
You don't know that one.
I have no idea.
Yeah, well, he's doing this impression of Mr. T, which is phenomenal. you should look it up and plug it right in here because it'll make you fucking laugh
all right hey boy hey boy you're looking at a cute in them jeans
i don't know if it's raw or delirious but it's those two dude one time this is how fucking
stupid i am so uh i had a girlfriend back in
college who was who english was like her fucking fifth language okay and uh and like dude i had
her over to the house and uh i'm thinking like okay well i'll have her over we'll watch a movie
it'll be great you know so i fucking rent eddie murphy raw okay not thinking that like there's no
chance that she's gonna fucking understand one fucking word that he's saying or one joke right
over her head yeah but i didn't care i sat there and laughed my fucking ass off bro i laughed my
ass off i look over and she'd be like sitting there and i'm like that fuck it this is funny
i didn't even think about it yeah no hey Shit's funny It's funny to me
That's why I'm laughing
Yeah
I had a great time
That's like half of my jokes
Yeah that's right
I'm fucking laughing
That's all that matters
I know well
They would be funny
If you didn't tell people
About them before you told them
Yeah that's true
We've been trying to break you
I'm still working on it man
I know bro
Still working on it
Well you're still young
You got time
Maybe me and Greg
Can get together
And consult on some shit
You know what?
I like the show.
This one was good.
No, I like the show.
I'm not hating on the show.
Yeah.
I'm just saying, man.
Like, some of them dudes, they're not that funny.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that's true.
At least not to me.
Even Tucker sometimes.
He has a little bit of that in him.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
He's not a comedian.
I actually think it's funny as fuck when Tucker starts, like, really, like, being, like, laughing at shit. That laugh. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's not a comedian. I actually think it's funny as fuck when Tucker starts like really like being like laughing
at that laugh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now I like what Greg Gutfeld said.
He says, quote, he said the ticket should be free or at least force the audience to
pay for the tickets of the other half.
He clipped on the show.
He says, or quote, or maybe more like 20% should pay for the remaining 80%.
So the prices are like 500 per person
and everyone else is free
then the people that paid the 500
have to be next to the 8 people
that did not pay at all
I thought that was
it reminds me of AOC shit
well yeah they all do it
AOC's got a sweatshirt
right here tax the rich
it's 58 fucking dollars bro
that's complained about on fox news
dude it's kind of funny it is kind of funny it is kind of funny oh man these people are so full
of shit like they really are i just thought that was hilarious yeah well you know why is the book
why does the book cost any money if socialism is such a great idea?
Why can't you just get the book for free? I think that's a great idea
Bernie should figure out a way to make you know, like if you're so about socialism, bro
You should figure out a way to make it work so that you could give the book away for free, right?
So the problem is you fucking idiots don't know the difference between socialism and capitalism and you fucking don't understand that you can't make shit free that's not how the fuck it works in any situation
where you do have free shit it means that somebody who's very very fucking poor is producing it and
they're being it's being produced by force yeah like bro capitalism is the way to fucking world
man uh entrepreneurs are the people who create jobs.
Entrepreneurs are the people who solve problems in their communities.
You know, you don't see the fucking Bernie Sanders
donating millions of dollars to their own community
and building all this shit, bro.
They don't fucking do it.
These people are just totally full of shit.
And they don't care how easy it is to see anymore.
They don't care.
It's total demoralization it's
demoralization of all of us like they don't care if you see the nefarious hypocritical
ignorant shit that they do they don't care they don't care because they think well you're not
going to do anything about it because we haven't no well we we can't because the law is only
fucking replies to one side of the people.
Yeah.
If you're on the progressive left side, you can do whatever the fuck you want.
You can burn police cars.
You can march in the streets.
You can burn your fucking city down.
You can do whatever the fuck you want.
You're not held accountable.
You got all these prosecuting attorneys all over the country in these Democrat cities
who won't prosecute people who are shooting people in the fucking face.
Shooting kids. So if you're one of them, you could do whatever the fuck you want.
Like, bro, the law needs to apply to everybody. And we don't have that right now. And you police
officers, especially the officers up the chain, you need to start putting pressure on these
fucking prosecutors to prosecute the crime, bro. People in your town on your watch are getting killed
because your prosecutors won't fucking prosecute
the actual violent crime.
That's your fault.
Oh, I can't do anything.
My hands are tied.
Okay, so people are just going to die?
You see what I'm saying?
Right.
Like, dude, there's a lot going on here,
and it's a lot of bullshit.
And fuck Bernie Sanders.
I'm being real, dude.
Like, you fucking idiots that fucking like this dude.
You don't know shit about anything. Like you guys think you're going to live in this utopia
where everything's fucking free. You know, yeah, there's a whole book about this. You can read it.
It's called Atlas shrugs. One of the greatest books ever written, but basically I'll summarize
it to you in fucking two seconds. Uh, when you get enough people who are profiting and living off
of the people that produce, meaning right now we have a 50-50 split in America. We have 50%
of the people who aren't fucking contributing. And we have 50% of the people who are contributing.
They do have jobs. They're paying taxes. And those tax dollars are then used to float this
fucking lifestyle for these people
who root for this fucking idiot okay and they think it's free it's not free some of us are out
here working our fucking asses off so that we can be taxed at a higher percentage than we actually
get to take home so that you can sit on your ass and fucking do nothing we've just enough left over
that's why that's why one of the election reforms that needs to happen
and i don't know that this will happen but it needs to happen is that only people who have a
current fucking tax return who have paid taxes in our current can have a vote when the votes come
around because what you're creating is a scenario where you have enough people who who aren't
contributing where they still get the vote.
And this is why the Democrats continue to push this,
anybody can vote, you don't need an ID,
you could be an illegal immigrant,
you could do all these things.
The reason they want that vote is
because they're trying to get the number of people
who don't contribute in the economy
to a point that's over that 51%, right?
So that way, whenever they do have votes.
It's a majority.
Yes.
They're getting the majority.
So they're voting for all their policy.
But the problem is that's what happens right before the fall.
So what ends up happening past that point is that the people over here that are producing see what's going on and they're like, fuck it, I'm not producing shit.
And then the government says, no, you are.
You are going to produce shit and you're all going to produce shit. And then the government says, no, you are, you are going to produce shit and
you're all going to produce shit. And then what happens is these people who are in that 51% that
voted the shit in who don't want to work, they say, well, fuck that. We're not doing that shit.
You know what they do with those people? They fucking kill them. That's what communism does.
So all of you that root for Bernie Sanders, all of you that fucking, you know, you think you're
virtue signaling, you're really fucking smart and all this shit, figure out how to write a book
and give it on socialism and give it away to everybody for free without any fucking
money.
And that'll be your litmus test for if it works.
Doesn't fucking work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Very interesting.
Well, that was, uh, that was headline number one.
Let's scoot you on over to headline number two.
Now, I do have, we talked about this on the episode with Pete from Origin.
There's ethical capitalism.
You should be ethical about it.
Oh, bro, if greed gets allowed in, it can corrupt you.
Well, and it does.
Yeah.
It does.
But that's also the consumers that should look at those companies where they're spending their money and ask themselves, is this company running an ethical entrepreneurship or ethical capitalism program?
No.
Those are fucking.
And that's the thing, bro.
They support the companies who are the most guilty of it.
Bro, the biggest ones in the world.
And people have no problem.
They'll fucking trash a company like mine or a small business.
You fuck up one time, it's over.
Yeah, and fucking fuck you.
You guys are pieces of shit. But they'll go buy the company's shit without even thinking about it
that literally enslaves them yeah amazon's fucking clearing out fucking villages and shit from
warehouses well that's right yeah but you're but your local businessman who's trying to do whatever
does one fucking thing you're dragging them across the internet. That's what they want you to do.
That's the purpose of cancel culture.
The purpose of cancel culture is to protect them and destroy us.
And fucking us are the people who propagate it and perpetuate it and actually do the destroying when we're all on the same fucking team.
It doesn't make any sense.
Yeah.
Well, guys, that was headline number one.
Let's move over to headline number two
hello mature eats hunter biden lawyers concede the data is his question laptop story so it's
official it's official as of today uh lawyers for hunter biden the controversial son of president
joe biden appear to have admitted that some of the data associated with the story
of his infamous laptop are
in fact his.
However, they stopped short of
admitting the laptop is
his.
Okay.
So the data on the laptop is his.
But the laptop, no, no, no.
Well, it's not his.
The laptop's not his.
What do you mean? Because he signed a contract that said within 90 days the owner of the computer shop it's his it's his yeah so they're
actually telling the technical truth it's not his laptop it's the owner of the computer store's
laptop but the information which is why when they're trying to sue these people and criminalize
rudy giuliani the owner of the computer store that's why it's not going to fucking work.
Because he signed a paper that said, hey, if I don't pick this up in 90 days, it becomes my property.
So what they're doing here, as always, is a play on words.
Yeah.
It isn't his laptop.
Fuck, man.
That's a great catch.
Yeah.
Well, that's what's going on.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
And what this also means, means well do you have more
i mean i mean we know the basis of that but you know and then at the same time it's also
just to remind people that the new york times this headline reads new york times waited more
than 500 days before reporting it authenticated hunter biden laptop emails and they're all in it
and apparently there's talks that even the white house and they
all knew that this shit was coming out months before it came out of course they did so yeah
that is all i got man what do you got on this why do you think they created such a fucking this was
discovered i believe in december or november of 2019 so why do you think they fucking brought in and did the fucking psyop of covid and fucking
you know disinformation yeah bro and created such a fuss closed all these businesses did all they
created a mess to intentionally hide the fact of what's exposed on that laptop and what's exposed
on that laptop is a lot more than just dick pics and fucking hunter biden doing shit with underage girls which is on there apparently allegedly allegedly uh there's no
there's no uh i didn't see the girls ids but they look pretty young and most people agree with that
but that's not the main story that's on there the main story that's on there is that the biden
family is completely compromised by foreign agents meaning they are taking money and getting paid from China,
our fucking biggest enemy, okay?
They're making all kinds of money from Ukraine,
where we're sending billions of dollars now, okay?
And we have this scenario where, I don't know. What was it? Adam Schiff.
And how many,
um,
how was it like 50 something,
uh,
intelligent intelligence community officials.
Yeah.
Sign that letter that said it was Russian disinformation.
And they all fucking knew when they signed it,
that it wasn't,
they all knew that it was,
they knew they knew it.
That's treason.
You're protecting people who are guilty of selling out American interests for the sake of getting them in power.
That's a fucking coup.
Which makes you wonder, like, why was it so important for them to get them in power?
I think it's apparently clear i mean every single move this motherfucker's done over the last fucking two years two and a half years whatever the fuck it's been has been bad
yeah every single thing he's done he went in on the first day he signed a shit ton of executive
orders and every single executive order that he signed then everybody cheered for because they
fucking hate the orange man right but here's what they don't realize.
That's what caused all the inflation.
That's what caused the immigration.
That's what perpetuated the crime.
That's what keeps the situation going.
This isn't about creating chaos so that we will eventually say, fuck, this is so fucked.
This is so fucked up. Please, World Economic Forum, install your great reset agenda in here because this is
so bad that I can't take it anymore.
I'll take anything else.
I don't care.
And that's what this is all about.
And this is about demoralization.
It's about creating the worst possible scenario in our country.
It's about creating as much pain as humanly possible.
And the good news is is is that we have
enough people people who listen to this show people who listen to rogan show people who listen
to like there's a lot of people out there with big voices who have been told and understand what
is actually going on now so these people it's the emperor has no clothes they're out in the
fucking open now doing these theatrics because they're nuts are in a fucking bind and they don't know how to get
Out of it. They're tiny
I'm just saying man like I wouldn't want to be them right now
Yeah, but here's what they're gonna do just so you know and write this shit down
They're gonna start a fucking massive war and I've been saying this since the first fucking day
They started with Ukraine if you go back a year ago, and I did the first on Ukraine, I was one of the first people to say this was fucking bullshit.
And y'all fucking yelled at me about that too.
Just like you yelled at me about when I said COVID was bullshit.
Just like when I said the vaccine was bullshit.
Just like when I said all the shit was bullshit.
Y'all fucking yelled at me.
You keep falling for the same play over and over and over again.
And now we're to a point where I don't think people are falling for it anymore
because they just tried to run it with these five cops in memphis right they tried to intentionally
create a massive fucking race war race riot and it didn't work because people are fucking
understand over that man no it's not only that bro not only that people are over the racism yeah
like bro everything's fucking racist bro when you when they go on tv and say that five black men
beating another black man to death is white supremacy every white person in the world's
like yeah fuck that every black person in the world is like i know bro but i'm just saying like
it ain't working no more no like the guilt that you used to try to put on us and say oh you're
fucking this or you're that or you're this. No one cares. Fucking call me whatever the fuck you want, bro. That's bullshit. We all know it's bullshit and everybody out there knows
it's bullshit. So it's not working anymore. So now these people are what they're going to have to do
is they're going to have to create a distraction or a diversion that is so fucking bad that it's
going to truly touch us here. Okay. I think they're going to start a war
with Russia and Ukraine,
with China and Taiwan,
and with Iran in the Middle East.
And I think we're going to be fighting a three-front war,
and I think there's a high potential likelihood
that it's going to get tactically nuclear.
I don't know that it will be
totally destroying the entire United States,
but I think there's a high likelihood
that we could be attacked here on this soil. Yeah i don't think people realize that and if you go back
if you've been listening to me i've said this for years i said you fucking people better figure out
that we're all on the same page that we're all on the same team it's's not black, white, Asian. It's not gay, straight. It's not fucking
left, right. We're all on the same team. And we're over here busy arguing with each other over the
pigment of our fucking skin while our enemies are considering dropping motherfucking missiles
and bombs on our country and taking it from us. And we're all going to learn this lesson real
hard. I tried my best to warn people. I tried my best to tell people.
But, bro, people just I don't know what else to say or do, man.
This is why we haven't been doing so many CTIs, because, like, I've kind of cooked the goose.
Like, I've laid out the plan.
What am I going to keep talking about?
The same fucking plan.
They're doing it.
So that's my prediction.
And I think that they're also on top of that
because i think we covered this on the show too did we cover that exercise that gates ran
recently oh yeah we did yeah you know gates ran a fucking another pandemic exercise just like in
november december the same thing he did uh with event 201 right before covid so if you think
these people aren't and and in this disease uh or this pandemic the model was a virus that was extremely deadly to children and so what i think
they could potentially do because they have the capability to do it is to release another virus
that is actual truly deadly and then blame all the people that said hey
covid was bullshit for it actually
killing all these kids well the cdc actually just announced another they're tracking a quote
potentially dangerous coronavirus variant uh calling it orthrus ch.1.1 bro you had jimmy
kimmel doing a fucking song on this new one fucking two weeks ago.
Like nobody's falling for it.
So how do you get people to fall for it again?
Put some real shit out there. Put some real shit out there that actually kills motherfuckers right in front of their faces.
And these people have the ability to do this.
That's why I said, and I've been saying for a number of years now,
if they're not caught and held accountable and demand accountability,
they're going to continue to run the same play.
And the reason they're going to continue to run the same play is because it fucking works for them
oh i can't believe these people are so evil well believe it because they fucking are and they run
the same play over and over and over again dude when they ran a cove for the first time how many
businesses closed that didn't reopen uh it was a total like like 70 i'm just saying dude how many how much money
shifted from the small middle class business owner okay from the small community to amazon
and walmart and the biggest companies in the world how much money and business shifted to them they
said like 2.3 trillion i don't know what it was but my point is is that dude they're gonna run
that again because the whole goal is to have four or five companies that provide you with everything
and then everybody else be dependent on the government and these companies. And these
companies are part of this communist playbook. They're all working together. They're all part
of the World Economic Forum. They give money to the Economic Forum. And people are confused about
how this actually works. Well, how it works is this.
The World Economic Forum gets in with the banks. The banks then dictate what strategies these companies have to implement in their culture, in the way they do business in order to qualify for
the financing which they are dependent on. Then these companies put this shit into play, political correctness, um, overly, you know,
all the social issues are, you know, if you don't abide by the, uh, the narrative, you're fired and
you're kicked out and you're this and that. And so that's how they put all this shit into play.
And then that culture then flows down into the actual real life. And this is why people don't
understand that like small businesses, you guys who would be
interested in Arte and shit like that, you motherfuckers actually control the culture.
And what we do is we have a problem right now where the small business entrepreneur is looking
at the big companies of the world and adopting their way of politically correct. When in reality,
bro, you shouldn't be imposing your opinion on your employees.
They should be free to think and say and tell the truth and be who they are and basically be free fucking Americans and have a fucking job. And if you allow that in your company,
what will happen is, and you'll be amazed, is that people will actually gel like they do in America.
You'll get a united front and then you'll have a much more productive
company. And by the way, because the trends of the consumer are shifting to companies like that,
and they're getting away from these woke fuckers, you have a massive opportunity.
Can't lose.
No, you have a massive advantage over everybody else by doing that. And I've been saying,
this is not new. I said this a dozen times over the last three or four years and it's happening it's real shit so you know when we think about communism and we think
about how it's implemented it's implemented it's been implemented very slow it's a long game bro
right they took the pledge of allegiance out of the schools can't do that that's offensive okay
they started giving trophies for 17th fucking place.
Oh, everybody needs to be recognized.
All right.
So you took away people's pride in their country, and then you took away their pride in actually
achieving.
All right.
Then you move on and you start this political correct culture where it's like, oh, well,
you can't say this because fucking, you know, even though it's true, it offends this person.
Right.
So then what happens
is people start censoring themselves all right then we introduce cancel culture so now if a
company or a personality or a human being or whoever says something outside of the line of
of whatever the narrative is we fucking cancel them they won't say i'm never buying from them
again okay cancel culture was introduced by the tech companies, by the media.
It was a weapon. It's intentional. All right. The silent majority. Let's tell people that it's
virtuous to stay silent. And while they're staying silent, we can encroach and take every single
fucking bit of their freedom. Like all of these things are part of what's happening. And what's
happening now is we are at the end and enough people have woken up where they're resisting it.
And they say, fuck that.
But these people are so locked in that they don't have a choice.
They can't return.
They can't go backwards.
So Americans really need to understand the potential of what it could take to actually maintain our country.
And it could be violence.
It's just real talk.
I don't know where people are with that.
You know, we get a lot of people that say that shit.
You know?
But, I mean, dude, it's getting closer and closer to that point where people are going to realize, like, holy fuck, we're going to have to fucking fight for this country.
Yeah.
Legitimately.
Yeah.
And, you know, dude, I say all the time time personal excellence is the ultimate rebellion because it is
okay but these people are getting so much power that we might be in a position where i don't know
how i don't like dude the police the police and the military could easily stop this shit
they could stand the fuck up and say we're not doing that okay but they're not doing that
so i you know i don't know what the fuck it's going to take. I would almost argue that that's like a natural byproduct,
right?
Like,
I mean,
yes,
personal excellence is the ultimate rebellion,
but that creates a rebellious society.
Yeah.
So they're going to challenge,
you know what I'm saying?
It's real simple.
Everything that they want you to be,
you should be the opposite.
They want you fucking fat and unhealthy.
You should take pride in being fit. want you broke become wealthy they want you uh to hate your neighbor
don't hate your neighbor love your neighbor they they these the personal excellence is such a
powerful concept and the reason they shit on it so hard is because when you become personally
excellent you are no longer part of their system you can't
use you yes and that you you're not dependent on them so they have no power and that so you know
that's the reality of what needs to happen because it's a cultural issue that's happening
the only way communism comes to be is if we culturally degrade everything that this country
stands for which they've done a
pretty effective job at doing yeah all right so we as individuals have a collective responsibility
to be the best that we can but also you know i think we're getting to a point where like this
is like legit dangerous yeah for sure i mean we're seeing that right now actually let's just move
right to our third and final headline everybody's been talking about it it's a bird it's a plane it's fucking
China this headline reads
China Chinese spy balloon over central
US will be in US airspace for
a few days Pentagon says
this is pretty fucking dangerous
it's demoralization
it's unreal
they are basically telling you like look
China can fucking fly a spy drone over
your fucking country we're not gonna do shit about it yeah we won't yeah we don't want to hurt you guys
okay yeah so i mean like i said i know everybody's it's a massive story going on right now um but
let's just kind of like you know decipher what the fuck's going on so defense department spokesperson
uh brigadier general pat rider said said Friday that the Chinese surveillance balloon hovering
over the United States has moved to the central part of the country, but declined to get into
specifics about its location. Ryder said North American Aerospace Defense Command is closely
monitoring the balloon's location and that it is moving eastward across the U.S.
The balloon continues to move eastward and is currently over the center of the continent's
United States.
Again, we currently assess that the balloon does not present a military or physical threat
to people on the ground at this time.
He says the balloon is currently flying at about 60,000 feet above sea level.
That's higher than civilian aircraft fly.
The National Weather Service in Kansas City, Missouri posted photos. feet above sea level. That's higher than civilian aircraft fly. Now the national weather service in
Kansas city, Missouri posted photos. This was about, uh, 15 to 20 minutes ago. Um,
posted photos of a large balloon visible from their office in pleasant Hill at the Casey Metro
that appeared to be headed Southeast quote. We have confirmed that it is not a nws weather balloon um nws kansas city said um and here's the weird
thing right um it also is coming out that this balloon is maneuverable okay most weather balloons
they kind of just go up and they'll use the fucking jet stream to move around this one is
able to fucking change its course um and it's changed direction a few times um and at the same time
you know china came out and saying that their spy balloon is just a civilian airship um the
chinese foreign ministry on friday initially denied any knowledge of a huge surveillance
balloon floating through the american airspace but then they came out and claimed that it was
just a weather research airship uh the pentagon responded to baffled questions about why the incredibly
well-funded u.s military was unable to detect thwart or destroy the balloon by claiming that
attacking it could jeopardize people on the ground in montana and as that has also happened canada
just announced they also have one going on in their airspace yeah they launched it from their own country yeah no shit canada is already
aligned with china yeah yeah you know and and so apparently biden and this is this is cnn like i
said everybody's talking about it this is a cnn article they've they've been doing some reporting
on it they're saying that biden uh was briefed about this on tuesday um he was briefed on
tuesday on suspected chinese surveillance balloon white House says, and the president has since, quote, continue to receive regular briefings and updates from the national security team.
After it was reported that Biden was advised by top officials, including Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin and chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark Milley, not to take action to bring the balloon down due to the risk of people
on the ground.
Here's a reverse backward trajectory of the balloon.
It does show it originated from China, but you can see the dramatic change of trajectory
it's having.
And this is what the forecast, forecast to project projection is right now.
Yeah.
It's flying directly over Whitman Air Force Base, which is here in Missouri missouri which is where all b2 stealth missions are flown from all of them
and it's flying directly over the top of it it's also going over dc yeah you know trump came out
and had a comment you know he's saying to shoot it down he's right he's fucking right you know
that's that's the thing if it's just
the weather bro these people are all bought and paid for they this isn't an example of why the
fuck this is hunter laptop shit is important this is what this is why we had a fucking general in
the united states military go up on stage today fielding a guy you just showed i don't know who
that is that's a brigadier general uh
writer well this fucking asshole is up there answering questions and the reporter says
well don't the people of the united states have a right to know what's going on and he goes well
they have a right to look up in the air and see the balloon man fuck you she was asking about
specifics like transparency location yeah fuck you dude like these people are selling us down
the fucking drain and here we are this guy who's supposedly some powerful fucking human
you know patriot general for our country telling us fuck you guys like our own military is not
even looking out for our interests like you guys are fucking would you forget your fucking oath bro
that's what it sounds like yeah or you're just
getting the fucking money from these motherfuckers in china it's fucking disgusting dude well yeah
i think too bro like on the military side the generals they want war bro that's a massive
profit machine you know what i'm saying so it's like okay yeah we can ask that no problem bro
look i'm staying my my my personal speculation that these people are completely compromised.
They're in our office.
They're destroying America intentionally.
And this is just another part of that.
It's very clear that our government does not act in the interest of our citizens.
Very fucking clear.
Otherwise, there wouldn't be the crime happening in democratic cities.
There wouldn't be tens of millions of fucking people coming across the border. Pfizer
wouldn't be allowed to do the shit they do.
Basically, all
this shit. They wouldn't continue
to print money
and send it overseas. By the way,
did you fucking see what happened yesterday
with all the Ukrainian high-ranking
officials got caught
stealing the money that we're sending them?
Largest mass resignation in the history of ukraine bro
these these people are not americans they are not americans they are selling us down the drain
they're selling your future down the drain and they're selling your fucking kids future down
the drain and if it doesn't stop,
we will never have a free country ever again.
It'll never happen.
And these dudes are doing that for a few million bucks.
Think about that.
Yeah.
What would it take for you to sell out your entire fucking country?
Money like bro,
that's unbelievable to me.
Like you're going to take money and sell all the people
that you're supposed to fucking protect and support and facilitate life liberty and the
pursuit of happiness down the fucking drain for money like bro and that's the thing these are the
worst kind of people yeah well that's the thing because like bro do they not realize that you know
if this shit gets installed they're no longer going to be useful either they don't
understand that you know what i'm saying yeah here's a couple of million because what we stand
to make like you know you'll be done too they have no understanding of that they don't they
don't get it i think they'll be safe yes they think they'll have free shit they think this
will be a utopia they think that like everything will be free and you know tax the rich and they think that like the rich is going to
continue to work to fucking pay for their fucking useless asses i'm talking about even like the
biden's and like all this man you know i'm saying they're not gonna be safe either i am too it's
it's fucking insane dude and then biden's up there on tv today talking about how a reporter asked him, they said, why don't
you take any responsibility for the economic situation and inflation?
He's like, because I inherited that.
Inflation was here before I got here, man.
Okay, motherfucker.
Like, bro, these people are straight up liars.
They're straight up fucking liars.
They created a pandemic and intentionally closed.
Bro, and you guys say
well trump did that oh he did because i pretty much remember every fucking official every fucking
news agency every fucking media outlet every hollywood celebrity demanding that we shut the
country down and they put all this pressure on this man and they said, okay, well, 15 days. And then where Trump fucked up was he handed over the spotlight to Anthony fucking rat
Fauci.
Right.
Okay.
Who then took it and ran with it and they fucked up our whole country.
So let's, let's be real.
You know, your job growth, like dude, he's talking, he's on fucking TV bragging about
gas prices the other day.
And some dude asked, well, when are we getting the gas prices that uh we had in trump era right and and he fucking had some smart ass shit that bro look
at the way he talks to people look at the way jen saki talks to people look at the way uh
pierre yeah fucking talks to people these people fucking hate you they fucking hate us they don't
give a fuck if we ask questions because they fucking are doing what they're
doing intentionally.
You guys say, oh, they're just dumb.
They're not dumb.
They're you're dumb, right?
They're smart.
You guys, if you guys walk around, you think, oh, it's just some feeble old man.
No, Joe is the perfect guy to put in position because he appears to be a feeble old man
who's dumb.
And you motherfuckers
buy it hook, line, and sinker every fucking day. God, these people are fucking up our country.
They're so stupid. No, they're not stupid. You're stupid because you fucking bought it and you voted
for him. I can't believe how stupid Kamala is. You really think she's that stupid, bro?
She's acting. She's acting. bro she's acting she's acting these people are acting
it's frustrating dude
that balloon should be shot the fuck down yeah and then a fucking uh you know like dude look
that's his china's not gonna allow us we need to get back to via the impaler days
like if you fuck with us your head ends up on a fucking stake on the front of the White House lawn.
And we take pictures of it.
We post it on Instagram and on Twitter and everywhere else.
It says, hey, you fuck with us.
This is what fucking happens to you.
That's where we need to get.
Because we're vulnerable right now.
And people don't understand that.
You guys are going to think a lot differently when there's a bunch of fucking NATO troops and Chinese troops all over the country trying to take your guns.
Because that's going to be the move the move isn't going to be oh because they have to disarm us the move isn't going to be uh some legislation about guns
when the when the mask finally comes off uh and by the way there's people openly on the left
talking about this oh you guys are going to find out how hard it is whenever there's a
you're facing the strongest militaries in the world and coming to get your guns
like yeah what yeah there was a tweet the other day i can't remember where i saw it but it was
basically like you know you guys will fold you will fold because the military these powerful
militaries and we brought in disarm you and we won't have like these people are so fucking stupid
they don't understand the only reason we're not a third you and we won't have like, these people are so fucking stupid. They don't understand.
The only reason we're not a third world country is because we have fucking guns.
Like that's how fucking stupid they are.
Bro.
It's frustrating, man.
It's frustrating as fuck, you know, and people fucking continue to think conspiracy, conspiracy,
conspiracy.
You're right.
It is a conspiracy.
It's just not a conspiracy theory.
And this fucking asshole, this general brigadier fuck face deserves to be fucked.
Like, bro, you're going to go up there and literally fucking tell people too bad, so sad.
We're not going to tell you what the fuck's going on.
We got a Chinese spy aircraft over our fucking country.
Our military is supposed
to protect us not fucking work with them right i can tell you this bro if i was running shit i'd
be running a lot differently a lot differently and we wouldn't be fucked with we would have none
of this shit happening no but everybody wants to argue over fucking desantis and trump like you think that's
going to fucking solve it yeah bro nothing nothing that we have going on here will be
solved without drastic fucking measures yeah that's what people have to because that's how
we got here people have to prepare their mind for that we're moving beyond the realm of peaceful
and easy resolution here and i think that's intentional yeah you know
if you go back in the 1930s germany bro the weimar republic the the that that if you go back and read
about it okay that's what's happening now in our country it's happening right now and you know what
happened after that world World War fucking two.
There's no coincidences, bro.
History repeats itself.
We're going to have some major fucking life-changing shit happen if everybody can't fucking get these motherfuckers out of the way.
And I don't know how to do that.
But you guys didn't like the fucking orange guy.
And you didn't like the orange guy because he was fucking in with Russia.
And now it turns out that Adam Schiff and all the people who fucking the 50
intelligence officers that signed that piece of paper saying that for sure,
this was Russian disinformation and that it was fake.
They helped install these fucking people into our government.
Oh yeah.
And they lied.
They're complicit in that yes and the reason you hate trump beyond his poor bedside manner if you even think it's poor i think it's fucking funny um the reason you hate him is all based off the
russia collusion which has now been shown to be a complete fucking lie and completely fabricated
by our three-letter agencies and completely fabricated by other politicians who wanted to do anything they can to keep this man
from running what do you think they're going to do for the next two years to keep him from running
again and winning yeah no they're already spending that bro i saw this uh article it's going to get
way worse it was an msnbc article they said legitimately said now this is gonna sound more
of it morbid but this is how we this is how trump won't take the 2024 office and it's like basically
he's just we're just gonna hope that he dies he has to die i'm like what the fuck bro well
they'll kill him if they have to yeah yeah that's why they're already pre-con they're fucking putting it out i'm surprised they haven't already yeah yeah or at least like
fucking legit tried to but you know like dude this you know people say oh i fucking want so
and so to run and so and so to run and so and so to run motherfucker you need you need a fucking
wrecking ball to come in and
fucking run no we don't have time to play politics that's what you need you need someone who's going
to fucking correct this shit pull the band-aid off and straighten everything out one fucking day
and let it sort itself out yeah bro people are fucking sick of this shit and i guarantee you
bro if they fucking steal this shit again or fucking run these plays again not only is it is not going to work, they're going to end up, these people are going to end up on those fucking front yard, like I said.
Yeah.
Well, guys, that was our third and final headline.
It's time for our final segment of the show, as always.
They're going to try to fucking get people back in line, bro.
They're going to release that pandemic and they're going to have a war happening.
To get people back inside line bro they're gonna release that pandemic and they're gonna have a war happening to get people get people back that's my opinion they're gonna fucking kill some a lot
of people with an actual virus that's very deadly if this continues to push this way because that's
their only option the only option is to do that so that fucking they can escape the accountability
for the crimes they've already committed yeah if the whole world's in a nuclear war these people
aren't going to be held accountable.
They know that.
They fucking know that.
And not only this,
they're going to make a fuck ton more money.
While we all suffer,
we send our fucking kids over there to fight for them.
These people are fucks.
We need new leadership in this country.
We don't need these old fucking bought and paid for,
you know,
a secret handshake,
fucking cross skull and bones motherfuckers.
We need actual Americans in our government.
Everybody knows what needs to happen, bro.
Well, guys, that was our third and final headline.
It's time for our final segment of the show.
As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck.
And we show a headline.
You're going to get one of those two uh
two options and with that being said our headline reads 30 year old dog named world's oldest
by guinness world records uh so guinness world records introduced boby the world's oldest dog
ever boby is 30 years bro listen that's bobby is it bobby yeah it's bobby and that's just
some white people wrote that shit so but i fuck okay ebonics fucking bobby how you guys spell
that no man you know how it is it's all that's like the jackson yes it's all these people that
think they gotta fucking make these goofy ass spellings yeah to be unique not realizing you're
handicapping your kid to go through their whole entire life to have to spell their name
every single time someone asked it.
Undiagnosed dyslexia, bro.
So they can feel cool.
So they can feel cool.
Jackson with five X's.
Right, right, X, X, X, X, X, X.
Yeah, like-
So this is like Latinx.
Bro, it's so they can feel cool.
It's the same reason fucking
there's all these trans children and shit, bro.
These children are fucking, these children are manufactured by propaganda.
Yeah.
And, and so people convert your signal about it.
Like we're ruining children's lives, ruining people's lives for fucking people, grown adults,
personal feelings.
Yeah.
So they can be cool with their friends.
Like, dude, this is fucking disgusting.
Yeah.
Like we deserve a fucking reckoning. There should be a rapture. yeah so they can be cool with their friends like dude this is fucking disgusting yeah like we
deserve a fucking reckoning there should be a rapture like i'm being serious dude like i i hope
that jesus comes back and fucking does what he needs to do yeah because dude it's it's disgusting
yeah it's disgusting so bobby yeah that's gotta be Bobby. I'm betting on Bobby.
30 years old, man.
Yeah, 30 years old.
Okay.
These 30 years and then 266 days old.
Guinness said in a statement Thursday that the Portuguese dog took the record from a
23-year-old dog named Spike.
Now, that's no special Spike.
That's just Spike, right?
No, that's Spike. Okay. That was Otis's name before we got him the spike yeah yeah when he was on the little
uh like the website that we found him on yeah his name was spike we named otis see spike didn't even
sound otis sounds like right yeah but he he has like the spike personality like sometimes he's
just a little shithead that's when he's being spike i can see that yeah i can see that uh but he took the reins after the 23 year old dog named
spike who was named the world's oldest living dog in january so bobby guinness said has broken the
nearly century-old record for the oldest dog ever that was set by bluey, an Australian cattle dog who lived 29 years, five months between
1910 and 1939.
Bobby is 30 years, 266 days old as of February 1st.
He has lived his entire life with the Costa family in the rural village.
Maybe it is Bobby.
They're in Portugal.
Listen, I knew my ancestors were like tapping into me a little bit.
Bobby?
It just felt right.
Okay, well well keep going
with that it's all right whatever you think man i thought that was some fucking progressive
yeah fucking jackson x's speak a yeah maybe it is boby i don't fucking know
yeah so he's in portugal man um he's a purebred raffiero do Alentejo, which is a breed of livestock guardian dog with an average life expectancy of 12 to 14 years.
Funny part is, according to the Casa family, Baba, whoever Bobby was never chained or attached to any leash and has always roamed the farmland and forest near the costa home
bobby has always eaten human food rather than standard dog food according uh to lionel costa
uh here's a picture of bobby oh man he doesn't even look that old no he doesn't man he really
yeah like not i mean you could tell he's a little he's you could tell he's a you know
he's a little tired he's still got a little red rocket down there. Bro, he's still getting his boners.
You know what I'm saying?
He's doing all right.
He's doing good, man.
Look at him.
He's smiling.
He's all right.
He's all right, man.
That's just fucking great.
Yeah.
There you go, Bobby.
Happy birthday.
Hey, you know what, man?
He looks really good.
He does.
For 30.
Bro, 30 years old, man.
That's crazy.
That's an old dog.
He's a big dog too. He's not like
one of them little yappy dogs
that live forever. Apparently, he can still
teach him some new tricks. You know what I'm saying? He's got their rear
rocket ready to go.
Well, he said, fuck around and find out.
He said, I'm armed and dangerous.
There ain't no fucking
2A around here.
Right.
What we got? Thumbs we got i think it's awesome
yeah that's fucking cool yeah man i hope he lives another 30 years that's the biggest problem with
dogs man is that it's a short life yeah yeah it's fucking hard you know and this is coming from
someone who only has dogs and doesn't have kids it's like every time you lose one it's like losing
your fucking kid again yeah it's fucking horrible but it doesn't outweigh the the the joy of having them while
they're like a lot of people you know they're like fuck i don't i don't want to have another
dog but honestly dude like there's so many dogs out there that need homes of people they're going
to love them i mean like i think you're doing i think that's like the only thing that replaces
that that that that hurt almost, man.
But I can't imagine what it would be like to have a dog for 30 years and then have it fucking die.
That's what I'm saying, man.
Like, the dog's older than me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck.
He's got a bigger wiener, too.
Well, that's the debate.
That's the debate.
He ain't afraid to show it.
Look here, Bobby.
All right.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got, man.
Yeah.
All right, guys.
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Went from sleeping on the floor.
Now my jewelry box froze.
Fuck a bowl.
Fuck a stove.
Counted millions in a cold.
Bad bitch.
Booty swole.
Got her on bankroll.
Can't fold.
Just a note. Headshot.
Case closed.