REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 507. Andy & DJ CTI: Tucker Carlson Releases Statement, Pras Michel Founded Guilty & Biden's Cheat Sheet

Episode Date: April 28, 2023

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Tucker Carlson releasing a statement after parting ways with Fox News, Former Fugees rapper Pras Michel being found guilty of colluding with China, and President ...Biden's cheat sheeting showing he had advanced knowledge of journalist's questions.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What is up guys, it's Andy Purcella and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ. Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruise the Internet. I love saying that part for some reason.
Starting point is 00:00:38 I don't know why I like saying that. But I do like saying it. And that's what we're going to do. The way Cruise the Internet works is very simple. We put headlines up on the screen, and then we talk about them. We talk about what might be true, what might not be true, and we speculate on what the truth is, and then we talk about how we collectively and individually can work together
Starting point is 00:00:57 to solve these problems going on in the world. Other times when you tune in, we're going to have Q&AF. That's the question and answer show within the show. You submit the questions. We give the answers. The questions can be about entrepreneurship, personal development, business, life, what's going on in the world, pretty much anything. And there's two ways to submit those questions.
Starting point is 00:01:18 The first way is guys, you can email those questions in to ask Andy at andyfrasella.com. And the second way is that now that we're on YouTube, we're dropping these full-length episodes on YouTube. And by the way, appreciate all you new YouTube guys finding the show and sharing the show around. It's really cool. It's cool to see a new community forming over there. But on the Q&AF episodes,
Starting point is 00:01:38 just drop your question in the comments underneath the episode, and we'll pick some from there as well. And don't forget to click subscribe while you're at it. Other times we have real talk. Real talk is five to 20 minutes of just some stuff that I think needs to be said. Most of the time it's about personal development. Sometimes it's about what's going on in the world, but that's what real talks about. And then we have full length and full length is where we have a guest on the show.
Starting point is 00:02:01 We have a conversation pretty much like every other podcast that's out there. And then sometimes we have this thing called 75 hard versus, and we've got a real good episode of that coming up with a good buddy of mine who crushed 75 hard and that's coming up soon too. So occasionally we do that. We're going to try to do those about once a month, I think. But yeah, that's the format of the show. It's business entrepreneur success based at its fundamental core. We've been around for eight years now, eight plus years. And you might be asking, why do we cover what's going on in the world on an entrepreneur business show?
Starting point is 00:02:36 Well, because the environment that we operate in entrepreneurship and success matters. And if we don't have freedom and we live in an oppressive society that isn't conducive for us building things, then we cannot be successful regardless of how much we actually do. So we've got to protect our business environment and we've got to execute. And those are two main components of being successful. And a lot of you guys think that you're just going to put your head in the sand and worry about yourself and everything else will solve itself. And that's just not the way it is. Freedom has to be preserved and it has to be preserved by people who value it and nobody values it more than people who are entrepreneurs because entrepreneurs need it to actually win. Okay. That's the reality. So with that being said, we have a fee for the show.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Fee is share the show. You don't have to spend money with me. I appreciate it. I appreciate all you guys that support my companies. I think that's really fucking cool. But I don't ask for anything. I ask very simply, if we provide value, that you share the show. If we make you think, if we make you laugh, if we give you a new perspective, if we give you some skills for free, free game, all right? If we open your eyes to what's going on in the world, please share the show, all right? I get messages from you guys every single day. Man, everybody should be listening to the show. Well, that's in your hands. That is not in my hands. I don't run ads for the show. I don't run ads on the show. This is completely organic. It's much different than many other
Starting point is 00:03:56 podcasts. If you want my voice to be heard, I need you to share the show. So if I do a good job, please share the show. If I don't do a good job, don't share the show. if i do a good job please share the show if i don't do a good job don't share the show it's that simple and uh don't worry about people not liking it or whatever bro there's enough people out here that support the show that will tell those people to get all right so we're on the same team here that's every show that's every show just share the share once okay thank you for clarifying a lot of people do that they say oh i share the show once and they listen to every episode look this is a per episode fee exactly all right like i shared episode 199 yeah bro the fucker we're 500 yeah and if you really want like i hear a lot of we get a lot of people right to say man you should run for president or you should do this or you
Starting point is 00:04:38 should get involved i'm trying to but i need you guys to share the show. Otherwise the word doesn't get out. So if we're better about sharing the show and paying the fee, things will probably improve much quicker. Just saying. So that's that. What's up? Oh, what's going on, man? Dude, I got a good show.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Oh, we got a good show here. As opposed to the regular shitty shows. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Okay. Other ones that are out there. Yeah. We're all right. We're the only post to go. You know what? I like the show. Yeah. No, it's good, exactly. Yeah, okay. Well, there's other ones that are out there. Yeah. We're all right. We're the only poster girls.
Starting point is 00:05:06 You know what? I like the show. Yeah, no, it's good, man. It's not for everybody. It's not. But if it is, pickies up, motherfucker. That's it, man. That's right.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Just like that. Yeah, exactly. No, we got a good lineup here, but I wanted to get your take on something important that happened today, and I don't know if, I'm sure you saw it at this point. Jerry Springer, bro. What happened? what happened he died he did he died today oh man dude 78 i believe what happened to him uh he had cancer but they're saying he died peacefully at home surrounded by family and uh loved ones and stuff man but dude this like i'm sure it was for you but a critical piece in my my childhood from the hours of 3 p.m to 4 p.m uh getting out of school yeah you know he made a career out of creating that drama right and it was entertaining but like sometimes i
Starting point is 00:05:57 often wonder and that not just because he passed away and i don't mean this disrespectfully at all but i almost wonder like how that that culture led to what we're dealing with now if it can yeah no it definitely if it did you know look at look at what's valued on the internet what's valued the most gossip and controversy okay people fucking love that shit well he started that yeah all right so like the most trashiest hoosier is shit yeah yeah it's just that's real it's just uh shit that i should definitely should not have been watching listen there's no doubt about that yeah i know but they put it on tv in prime time when you got home from school for a
Starting point is 00:06:34 fucking reason right you know what i'm saying and like dude we have to start looking at things through a different lens you know like it wasn't an accident that he was on tv when we were fucking kids that's real i know it is real man so you know i you know that sucks he passed away uh definitely entertaining guy the show was entertaining i get it but like dude we we as citizens need to start asking ourselves is the entertainment that we value worth the cost of the damage that it creates long-term in our society. Because when I look at Jerry Springer, it's very simple, similar to what's going on in the internet. You know, nobody's worried about creating value. Like, bro, dude, like there's girls out there with fucking 30 million followers or 20 million or 10 million that show their
Starting point is 00:07:19 fucking tits and ass. I'm out here showing motherfuckers how to actually win, proving shit on how to win. Right. You know what what i'm saying it's not valued the same way that's yeah that's interesting perspective yeah so like it's it's just fucking you know we got to start looking at things for like is this good is this good and this is me getting older and more mature obviously um you know but like because i didn't always think like this you know i i i played right along with all the stuff for a long time and um i don't know as i get older and i observe what what some i can kind of connect the dots as to how some of these things that we're dealing with now came to be real i i start to you know i I feel part of the reason I do what I do here.
Starting point is 00:08:05 And I feel called to do it. It's because I feel like I bought into it for so long that I don't feel good about that. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I don't know, man. I think, I think we need to start looking at things for, know not only how entertaining is it in the moment but is this actually a good thing for us is it a good thing for our kids is this a good thing for the future of our our country and we shouldn't allow short-term trash entertainment that can potentially cause cultural alter altering things down the road. And I, that's how I see that show.
Starting point is 00:08:48 100%. 100. I'm doing that. It's a very powerful perspective. And then it becomes, you know, I'm not trying to be, cause like,
Starting point is 00:08:53 look, dude, I'm far from fucking perfect. So I'm not trying to be a judgment of anybody's shit here. But what I am saying is we should at least ask the question. Yeah. We should be aware. If there's anything that these last three years have shown us is to be more
Starting point is 00:09:06 cautious about that perspective. Look, man, I see these people, the degenerate, the degenerate nature of society has just become so disgusting. You know, like I see Sam Smith on fucking stage and his fucking underpants with this fucking nipple clips on like little kids cheering and shit.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Dude, that's not OK. That's not OK. You know, and he's one of the biggest performers on the fucking planet. She's not OK. You know what I'm saying? not letting this propaganda shit of demoralization infect our households and our communities and our children. That starts with us. It does start with us.
Starting point is 00:09:52 It starts with us saying that's fucked up, you know, and it's not just Sam Smith. It's everywhere, bro. And if you look at mass entertainment, they use that as the main tool to demoralize culture and society. You know, like they got Lizzo who's, you know, fuck three and a half, 400 pounds. At least. Okay. I don't know how tall she is, but she's, she's a big lady, right?
Starting point is 00:10:15 Nothing against her. But like when they're promoting, this is like the thing and as healthy and as sexy and all this shit, you have to understand what the intention of that is. And I don't think enough people are understanding that yet. They're promoting that. They're promoting that as a good thing. And they're promoting that as a good thing for a reason. What is the reason? And we have to ask ourselves, what is the reason? Why do they promote this? Why are they telling us that being unhealthy is cool? Why are they telling us that being unhealthy is cool why are they telling us that being 400 pounds is beautiful when you know the natural hold on the natural selection over the course of humanity has never
Starting point is 00:10:52 said that okay so all of a sudden we're just saying this is the new beauty standard that's not nature bro the actual beauty standard is ingrained into our physiology. We want men want one thing. Women want another thing. Women want protection, uh, you know, safety, stability, fucking masculine energy, and men naturally want feminine energy and they want a partner that, you know, represents those things. And that's not something that you can like culturally change about a human being because it's in your dna just like a lion and a lioness they have certain genetic things that cause them to mate and these are things that they don't think of and these this is in human nature and that's what i keep saying natural order and human nature will always come out on top tucker carlson actually made a good point about this last night i don't
Starting point is 00:11:42 know if you saw his little it's interesting because that's interesting, Andy, because that's actually headline number one. Oh, it is? Yeah, let's just get right into it. Yeah, for sure. It's the Tucker Carlson situation. Talking about his statement, the video that he released last night. Well, let me finish my point. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:55 We'll talk about this in a second. But, like, you know, in this statement, he said, basically, this shit is so absurd. They know it's absurd. And because it's so absurd. They know it's absurd. And because it's so absurd, they know it's going to end. And that end is coming. And it's coming fast. And if you're on that side of the fence and you're still believing all this shit,
Starting point is 00:12:16 like this propaganda shit, like up is down, down is up, right is left, left is right, all this backwards shit, and you're not identifying that this is intentional demoralization in a communist manner, this is communist intentional ideological subversion over the course of time, if you haven't identified that, like real talk,
Starting point is 00:12:35 like if you think I'm just conspiracy and I'm just an alarmist, if you haven't seen that yet, bro, you got a lot of work to do. And you got a lot of catching up to you. Because we are deep Into the ideological subversion and the demoralization of our country and if it goes much further We'll lose the whole country and we'll be fucking starving We'll be Look how all the other countries are aligning aligning bro
Starting point is 00:12:59 They're all aligning with china. And do you think that the united states is going to go be a part of that? We're going to be on the outside. Everybody else is on the fucking inside. And do you think that we're going to prosper with that? The only way that we're going to prosper with that is that if real Americans step the fuck up, okay, and start being real Americans, meaning hardworking, tough, gritty, creative people that produce. And we get some fucking politicians in there that start believing and making sure that we rely on ourselves here in this country. Because if we keep the way we're going, you're fucking kids and all of you listening, they will be fucking slaves. They will have no chance. The reason I fight so hard for this, for everybody is because I'm a
Starting point is 00:13:40 product of the fertile soil that this country is. And I can identify clearly that if things were the way that they are now, it would be much, much more difficult for me to have achieved what I've achieved. And that's not fair to the people coming behind me. It's not fair for me to keep my mouth shut and just allow that to happen because I've been successful. It's not part of my DNA. It's an obligation for those of us who have produced and become successful to protect that soil for the generation coming behind us and so far there's only a few of us
Starting point is 00:14:12 actually fucking doing it no so yeah anyway yeah i mean so i mean overall first of all amazing uh yeah i thought it was great um yeah i mean dude fox is taking a big hit and like one of the last things that uh that that tucker said uh let me find the end of his state statement um we don't have i didn't put the full video we'll link it in the uh we'll link it online for you guys um but finishing up tucker carl said, he said at the same time, quote, at the same time, the liars who have been trying to silence them shrink and they become weaker. That's the iron law of the universe.
Starting point is 00:14:53 True things prevail. Where can you still find Americans saying true things? There aren't many places left, but there are some, and that's enough. As long as you can hear the words, there is hope. See you soon um fox they're up to almost 800 million dollars in market value loss after his departure overall has your thoughts changed on tucker did the video change anything about how you kind of saw this thing playing out you know i kind of in the same spot i was the other day i still am not sure
Starting point is 00:15:25 exactly what the move here but i am sure of a couple things that i've observed so i've i've intentionally continued to watch fox because i wanted to see how they're going to position themselves after this um move and they're clearly 100 positioning themselves behind a santas as the presidential candidate for the republican party that's the first thing i noticed the day that they monday the day that tucker was his first day off they had to santas on one of the shows and then every single show also talked about him as the leading front runner for the republican party which is not true it's not statistically true not by polls no it's not temperature and um and honestly like you know i i dude i gotta be real like i'm not sure what to think i'm not sure like part of me thinks that they're just trying to remove every see part of me thinks that they're for sure this is also another thing i observed i think the media is
Starting point is 00:16:22 now done with joe biden and hunter biden and now is going to be the time like i said they're going to turn full guns on them all right and blast them the fuck out and not allow them to run again and they're going to put someone in like michelle obama that's my personal opinion um and i could just get that feeling the more and more i watched them because i watched all the media stuff. I don't watch just one channel. I watch what they're all saying. As everybody should. Yeah, everybody's turning on Biden.
Starting point is 00:16:50 All, everybody. And so the big media machine is now turning on Biden. The good part about how I feel about what's going on is it does seem that these people are super afraid of the elections, which gives me hope, right? Because if they could just cheat, why the fuck would they give a fuck about the elections? They wouldn't. So that gives me some
Starting point is 00:17:11 hope. I think what Tucker said is right. I think that people are recognizing the absurdity at a record pace. I think, you know, when you have a bunch of people on a boat right and the boat starts to sink at the very beginning there's a couple people like fuck dude that little crack right there i'm getting the fuck off the boat it's just a few drops yeah they get off the boat quick i was one of the people got off the boat real quick in fact i don't know if i was ever even on it no i'm being real i'm just i never bought into these people's shit yeah and that's on record you know what i mean um and now i think what's happening is, you know, there's enough water in the ship where it's like up to people's knees and they're like, fuck, I got to get the fuck off. And it seems like everybody, even the people who were like during the 2016 to 2020 era where we had like this extreme polarization of far left ideology, like it was the cool thing.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Right. Even those people are very quiet a lot of those people are converting over i have a lot of those people in my dms on a daily basis apologizing saying man i fucking thought you were crazy for this covid shit like i had this dude messaging me the other day um who basically said like bro i wish i would have listened to you because now i took this this vaccine i'm having all these problems and i i i don't know what to do you know i felt bad for him but like at the same time dude like do you think that i would come on here and tell you something that was like do you think i would come on like i'm that like i'm that kind of a person to come on a show or anywhere in public and say some shit that i thought wasn't correct about someone's health you see what i'm saying or make decisions that affect your employees yeah bro i wouldn't do that shit and and if you guys
Starting point is 00:18:56 think that about me you got me pegged the totally wrong way like i don't know why i give so many fucks but i give a lot of them and it's sad dude it makes me sad to see people like you know walking around in fear because they had to take a medicine or walking around in shame because the way they treated their family like it sucks man yeah and like dude there's a lot of people out there they're like those people well like i've said for you know the whole time those people are victims of of the most impressive and damaging propaganda play that i think has ever happened in the history of humankind on the most amount of people yeah yeah yeah trillions of dollars mass global conspiracy not a global conspiracy
Starting point is 00:19:41 theory global conspiracy um now you have fauci saying that he didn't shut down schools and didn't shut down businesses and it was just a recommendation masks aren't effective yeah yeah mask probably slowed down 10 of the spread which that that's that's actually zero percent yeah not ten percent um and remember dude remember how people were treating us like we bought masks like i didn't go anywhere for a year and a half two years bro i didn't even go anywhere no because people were such assholes about it because i know myself like i like like if you lip off to me i'm gonna have a problem with it because i grew up in the fucking era joe and i were talking about this just earlier
Starting point is 00:20:18 i grew up in the era where like dude if you lipped off to someone you got punched in the fucking mouth yeah and i ain't ever grown out of that i knew that there was a consequence that's right yeah and like dude i can't handle that kind of shit it's just not how i where i come from or how i'm built like you yelling me about a mask i might punch you in the fucking face and i realized that's not a good thing for me so i just stay the fuck home you know what i'm saying and um that's what's called maturity andy well you know like but real talk bro i went through probably one of the mentally hardest mental times of my life during that time because i had no socialization and like think of these kids bro who were in school for two fucking years uh out of
Starting point is 00:20:56 school for two years and then when they went like they have speech problems and they're two grades behind now where they learn like this was all intentional by the way that's intentional they want your kids to be fucking stupid i dude it's just like how do you not see if you can't see it by now bro like you you you're really either willfully ignorant or you're just a straight up and i mean this with utmost respect dumb motherfucker and like there is some dumb motherfuckers out there there's just dumb people you know like or you're so attached to your being right that you're willing to die for like what you think is right when it's wrong and like that's a that's a fatal attitude because if you can't recognize your mistakes eventually they'll kill
Starting point is 00:21:38 you so you know i know this i got a fucking lot of far left family members and and shit that used to talk a lot of shit to me. I haven't heard a motherfucking word from any of them. They're shutting the fuck up now, as you should, because I try to fucking tell you guys. You guys fucking made fun of me and giggled at me and talk shit and make all these smart remarks. Who's fucking laughing now? I told you this was coming. And what I also told you was coming was that if we don't fucking recognize that we are being divided by identity politics into many different groups, we don't recognize that we're all Americans.
Starting point is 00:22:10 We should all take care of each other. We're going to conquer by another country. So there's that. Yeah. Like, dude, we have been so safe and so secure here for so long. It's been so comfortable. I know. And people don't think
Starting point is 00:22:25 that you can lose. And this is how businesses lose every day. Businesses lose every day because they think they're so big that they can't fucking fail. And people have that attitude with the country now. They have this attitude that we are still this badass fucking, you know, red, white, and blue fucking badass military machine. that might be true and with you you might think that but if you look at the data strategic oil reserves are at an all-time low fucking shit ton of our military a shit ton a big amount of it is in fucking europe right now giving away okay um they weeded out all the non-compliant soldiers out of the military. Which typically also were the fucking guys who were. Patriots.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Yeah. Okay. They weeded out all the fucking police officers out of the police for this vaccine. Like, you're not recognizing what they're setting us up for. We have tens of thousands of Chinese military age males crossing the border right now. Nobody's even talking about it. All right. No one's talking about every single country aligning with China. Like, where do you think this is going? This is not going
Starting point is 00:23:31 to any place that's going to benefit any of you listening to the show. Any of you. And like, bro, the fact that you won't speak out about it, the fact that you won't share the show, the fact that you won't get behind the message, that's enabling this to happen. Real talk. So, I've been saying it for years, we're awake to fuck up. Yeah. Guys, that was headline number one. Let's move right along to headline number two.
Starting point is 00:23:59 This is an interesting story. I'm not sure if you caught this andy uh this headline reads former fujis rapper pros mitchell uh found guilty of colluding with china in clandestine foreign influence campaign scheme have you have you been read into this have you seen a little bit of this this this shit's kind of crazy it's kind of crazy so a federal court in washington found rapper pros mitchell a former artist for the fujes, guilty on Wednesday of colluding with the Chinese government. Quote, the Grammy winning artist and former member of the Fugees face multiple counts over the failed conspiracy to help Malaysian businessman Jalo and the Chinese government gain access to U.S. officials, including former Presidents Barack Obama and Donald Trump. Now, of course, CNN would love to play that, but it's not what you think. Just stay with me. So Mitchell now faces up to 20 years in prison after being found guilty of conspiracy to
Starting point is 00:24:56 defraud the United States, witness tampering, and acting as an unregistered agent of a foreign government. Mitchell remained largely silent throughout the proceedings on Wednesday. His attorney, David Kenner, said the case will be appealed and called the verdict disappointing. Quote, we are extremely disappointed in the result, but are very, very confident in the ultimate outcome of this case, Kenner told reporters. If we do move to a sentencing hearing, I remain very confident we will certainly appeal this case. This is not over. So prosecutors had alleged that Mitchell funneled $800,000 that Lowe paid to him in 2012 to get a picture with former President Barack Obama. Mitchell gave the money to Obama's campaigns through a series of straw donors. As Breitbart News reported, federal prosecutors say that Mitchell distributed up to $21.6 million of Lowe's money to some 20 straw donors who then
Starting point is 00:25:54 donated the money to Obama. The straw donors were U.S. citizens employed to make the donations to shield the fact that the money actually came illegally from a foreign donor. Mitchell is alleged to have been paid 70 million dollars below to affect the donation scheme and other services he provided. Mitchell has been charged with 11 counts, 11 criminal counts of trying to influence the Obama and Trump administrations. Now, how does Trump come into this play? Of course, he tried to deny it. He said that the money, yeah, he got the money from Lowe, but he never followed Lowe's directions. Trump comes into the play because, according to CNN, Lowe approached Mitchell again in 2017 when former President Trump's administration began investigating his role in billions of dollars being embezzled from one MBD, the Malaysian Sovereign Wealth Fund. According to the prosecutors, Lowe directed over a hundred million dollars to Mitchell to help push the government, including Trump, to drop its investigation into low, CNN noted. Prosecutors also say Mitchell advocated for the extradition of a Chinese dissident,
Starting point is 00:27:08 Du Wengu, on behalf of the Chinese government. Of course, Trump administration did not play ball, just to make that very, very clear. And I'm sure CNN would have loved to fucking testify on that, but it didn't happen. But CNN's even covering this. Everybody's covering it. it's kind of crazy you got any thoughts any thoughts on this because this you've been alluding to like a michelle obama run this could probably fuck it up because it's it's verified that obama took the
Starting point is 00:27:37 money the question isn't what this man did it's how many more people just like him are doing the same thing are out there yeah how many other foreign donors this is by the way this is not prison type stuff this is execution type stuff okay this is traitor this is acting in the interest of a foreign government to subvert our election process and our rules about keeping our and by the way when did all this crazy shit start who started it for real obama okay and it's gotten worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and you know in my opinion anybody who does these kind of things where they serve a foreign interest they should be executed that's right you're a traitor no you're a traitor to your own country and your own people and i don't have any fucking sympathy for people like that that's the whole entire problem with
Starting point is 00:28:31 our country right now we have people who are fucking doing shit like this and i guarantee you this is the same shit that they're doing with a bunch of different celebrities in a bunch of different ways to gain influence over our government. And if you look at what's going on, and then you look at what's happened with Hunter Biden, and you look at what's happened with Joe Biden and the alleged hundreds of millions of dollars that they have been paid through pay for influence schemes. And then you look at the border being open and you see tens of thousands of chinese military age males coming across the border or the prison dumps of all the third world countries coming across the border or the inflation of our dollar intentionally or the draining of our strategic war reserves the removal of our weapons
Starting point is 00:29:19 it should be very clear to you and the demoralization with the media of all this crazy that we all know doesn't make any fucking sense the race division the fucking racial division the sexualization of children the fucking the attempted normalization of pedophilia which i can tell you motherfuckers ain't gonna happen we're gonna put you in a fucking wood chipper bro okay that's really gonna happen you keep pushing that's what's going to happen all right pedophilia will never be normalized in this country it will never be. You will never fucking make it minor attracted people. You will never fucking do it because if it comes to it, there's communities that will protect their fucking children. Okay. So this is very dangerous shit they're pushing and it's not dangerous for us. It's dangerous for them so when you look at everything in this story and you look at what's going on it should be very clear to everybody that we are under the influence and in my opinion occupied by people that represent a government and interests that are not of the american people
Starting point is 00:30:17 that's what's going on and this is just more evidence of that how many other fucking celebrity this is a fucking b-list celebrity c-list celebrity there's actually like okay okay look dude the fujis were cool in 1997 when i was in fucking graduating high school and by the way i loved them i listened to everything they fucking did i fucking thought they were badass they had their own sound lauren hill was the fucking hottest shit that was ever there was and i was a fan of their shit okay like i'm not disrespecting him as an artist they did great stuff but that was 20 something fucking years ago bro 25 years ago okay now think what they're doing with the big celebrities think what they're doing
Starting point is 00:30:59 with all the motherfuckers that went to epstein's island think yeah like bro this this is just this is just a sand granule of the beach that we have going on of this corruption and so that's my question like how did like i mean how did this start like you think about somebody like this guy how did that like how did it come about how did like, how did they get this guy to start fucking moving hundreds of millions of dollars? Well, where do you think his pressure point was? Probably money. That's correct. That's everybody's pressure point.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Yeah, it's money. Okay, you're a celebrity who's gone down the fucking tubes. Time has passed. It's been a hit record since what? What happens when celebrities lose their celebrity and they become people who, from the past, are they still wealthy? Usually not. So, I'm sure the pressure point here was money. And you know, they, everybody has different ones. You know, the whole Epstein thing, everybody thinks, Oh, it's just some big child trafficking. Uh, no, it's not that, that that is a blackmail operation to gain control over some of
Starting point is 00:32:03 the most powerful people in the world. It's not just human trafficking. That's bad enough. It is that, but it's also this other thing. And that's what people are failing to connect all these dots. When they do, man, shit's going to get weird. But in my opinion, dude, traitors don't deserve to go to prison. They deserve to be removed from the planet. No, what can eat three square meals and we pay for it and we pay how much money you already cost us no i'm down with i say put that shit on pay-per-view i i agree
Starting point is 00:32:39 see dude if i was running shit things would be a lot different dude because i would really do that like i would really fucking do that. Like I would really take violent criminals And I would fucking start a fucking pay-per-view program Exactly like jake paul going on tv. I'm doing this fight. I'd start my own independent thing And it would be executing violent criminals that rape people kill people Fucking molest kids pedophilia all this shit and every dollar that each one made i would donate to their fucking families that's what i would do and i would legitimately do it it's not some bullshit like that sounds fucking no i would do it it just solves the problem bro it sets an
Starting point is 00:33:17 example for why you shouldn't do these things okay the families get some sort of retribution they get public uh symbolic retribution. They get public symbolic retribution. Okay. That motherfucker paid a price for what he did to my kids or he did to me or how he hurt my family or irreparably damaged my existence on this planet. Fuck these people. All right, dude. These there's an element of society in our fucking country that should not be tolerated
Starting point is 00:33:40 and violence and fucking kid shit are the two things. All right. And we'll look at what's dude this shit is ruining lives it's like i said what's the most racist thing going on right now the most racist thing going on right now is the left denying the fact that the inner city black people are killing each other at a fucking unprecedented rate and acting like it's white people doing it yeah that's the biggest racist shit in the world because dude they're deflecting from the actual problem that's actually killing black families and trying to blame it for political gain what could be more racist than that yeah while also simultaneously no that's saying dj not fucking prosecuting dj
Starting point is 00:34:22 they're intentionally doing it 100 yeah%. Yeah, that's listen. It's intentional. Look at the prosecutors letting off these violent criminals with no charges or arresting them and letting them go. They're doing good families. And it doesn't matter if they're black or white or fucking yellow or red. They're fucking good. America families are being hurt because of this. And it's being totally brushed under the rug and pretended
Starting point is 00:34:45 like it's not happening for political gain and it works so well that they've now installed prosecutors that will intentionally allow the criminals back on the street because it works so well politically for them there's nothing more racist than that because people are actually dying from it disproportionate yeah so like dude dude, anybody who's involved in that shit, like in any of it, they have no place in our fucking system. They have no place in America. Dude, we are infiltrated. We are occupied.
Starting point is 00:35:20 That's my opinion. And something's got to give. Yeah this dude goes to jail she i mean no he this is like death penalty for you that's what i think i because what do you guys think let us know in the comments because an example should be set as to what you should what happens to you when you do things that are against but like by the way this guy's like low on the list of those people that belong in the fucking for sure removal process like there's so many people who have decided that their interests and their power are more important than the american people's interests and they've intentionally damaged our lifestyle they've damaged our culture they've ruined our ability
Starting point is 00:36:02 to relate to each other and get along they've intentionally divided us and they've done this for their own gain for years and years and years and years and years those people should not be american citizens they are acting selfishly they're not acting for the betterment of the fucking country in the country uh the country's people so like there's a lot there's a lot to clean up here. A whole lot. And, dude, all you political candidates out there, you want to really run on a platform that people give a fuck about?
Starting point is 00:36:31 Go start talking that shit. Because that's what people want. People want that. True, man. Well, guys, that was our second headline. It's time for our third and final headline of the show. Headline number three. Headline number three.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Headline number three reads, Biden cheat sheet shows he had advanced knowledge of journalist questions. Now, this has been circulating, but we kind of got it like I got some context here to put a little bit of everything together. And we might need some tinfoil hats later. Just giving you a heads up. So a cheat sheet held by President Biden during a Wednesday press conference revealed that the 80-year-old commander-in-chief had advanced knowledge of a question from a journalist. Quote, how are you, all caps, squaring your, all caps, domestic priorities like reshoring semiconductor manufacturing with alliance-based foreign policy, read a question from Los Angeles Times reporter Courtney Subramanian. The revelation came during a joint press conference with South Korean President Yun Suk-yeol that discussed growing nuclear threats from North Korea as the nation celebrate the 70th anniversary of their alliance.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Another cheat sheet held names held the names of other Biden administration officials to show the order in which remarks would be delivered at the press conference. Now, this is not the first time Biden's crib notes have been outed by speedy photojournalists, which fuel Republican speculation about his mental acuity. His physician reported the president was in good health in February, but refused to field questions from reporters about his cognitive strength. Now, Andy, you are a world-class speaker. Having some index cards or notes, that's okay. You've seen that be done. That's fine. First question for you you is that the same
Starting point is 00:38:26 thing is this the same thing no not even close what's the difference about it because giving a talk about success or motivation or personal development is not representing my ability to make decisions for our betterment of our people in this country. And this man is clearly unable to do that on the fly. Okay. If he cannot answer legitimate questions on the fly about what he's doing and what's going on, how cognitively healthy can he actually be? Great answer. I think most would agree with that.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Right. You have at the same time, a couple of before that biden uh this headline reid biden dives back in announces re-election bid has long awaited announcement allows him to begin fundraising 18 months out from the november general election right so he's back in the race um and i'm sure everybody has seen the video of his re-election campaign um uh saying you know start off quote when i ran for president four years ago, I said we are in for a battle for the soul of America. And we still are, he said in the video titled Freedom and filled with images from his visits
Starting point is 00:39:35 across the country touting his legislative accomplishments. Quote, the question we are facing is whether in the years ahead we have more freedom or less freedom, more rights or fewer i know what i want the answer to be and i think you do too he said well this is not a time to be complacent that's why i'm running for re-election now you mentioned earlier more freedom for who well no that his his answer we know what his answer is his answer is less freedom he didn't he didn't say what the answer was we know what the answer that. His answer is less freedom. He didn't say what the answer was. We know what the answer is. That's correct.
Starting point is 00:40:05 These people project. Yeah. Yeah. And so, but you alluded to earlier, you think they're going to dump Biden, right? And you think Big Mike's coming in. Now, I agree with you. I think Big Mike's coming in. But I don't know if they're going to dump him like that.
Starting point is 00:40:21 I think they kind of might do a little bit quieter. Because if they dump him, there's so many people that are that are attached to his corruption now and i say that because the left-leaning media they're already they're starting to protect him a little bit uh you have this headline this is uh coming from the washington post uh this headline reads the old guard joe biden seems like a spring chicken compared to some of these guys and they start comparing this and this was written right at the same time as this uh cue card fast track note was written right um and they're talking about they try to compare him to other world leaders and their ages and their cognitive abilities um or you look at things like this
Starting point is 00:41:03 that came out from the new york, Biden's quiet reelection strategy. As Biden starts his campaign, we ask why he doesn't spend more time in the public eye saying that, hey, listen, quote, strange as it may sound, the American government can function without a healthy president. They're already trying to rewrite the narrative. Yeah. And then you put that on top of the fact that news conferences, Biden has only had 21 news conferences in his first two years of presidency or 54 interviews in his first two years compared to Trump who had 202 or even Obama who had 275. That doesn't surprise me about Obama, bro. Oh, he was on it.
Starting point is 00:41:40 He was on it. Yeah. For sure. Well, first of all, he's great at interviews. Yeah. He's a charismatic motherfucker bro like that guy he's an orator that guy gets it like he's got skills yeah and now now now he's using those skills in an anti-american agenda no doubt but it's easy he's i mean as far
Starting point is 00:41:56 as like his ability to perform that i mean he's one of the best ever no doubt and then you know the whole thing about the the canceled uh presidential primary debates for the dnc they're already cleaning that up that's the same thing as keeping him in the basement yeah but they're saying like hey listen he's our incumbent president there's never uh debates during when we have an incumbent president right and even alluding to the presidential uh the the republican party didn't hold any primary debates ahead of the 2020 presidential election when incumbent trump easily was again chosen by his party. That's because there was no doubt as to who was the guy.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Exactly. There was zero doubt. But you have this guy whose polls are tanking. Nobody's supporting. Correct. And you guys, are they automatically choosing to side with Joe Biden? Maybe. I mean, I don't know if this is 10-4 time, but he dips out.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Kamala steps up now you have a ticket with kamala and michelle it's it's it's possible but here's the thing they i am very confident from observing what i've observed that they are going to bury him with this hunter biden shit and i see how i see a little differently than you see it how how i see it you're just racist that's what that i mean right yeah i guess so whatever they say right i am whatever the fuck you say i am right you know i'm saying but uh here's the deal if i were to do this like let's just say i was the one calling the shots like the strategic shots here. I would be very keenly
Starting point is 00:43:25 aware that people have lost trust in the media. People have lost trust in the Democratic Party as a whole. And the way to regain trust is to expose some of the corruption, but not nearly all of it, like 10% of it, right? And I would say, okay, okay well here's how we could fix this like if we were just talking in a room this is how i would i would say look here's how we could fix it we could turn on biden and hunter and then we could implicate like the top 15 people with them into their corruption and by doing so i'm removing him from the picture. I'm removing his administration from the picture and I'm able to restore some sort of trust in a new path forward. All right. So what we would do was we would fucking, we would put the hammer on Biden and
Starting point is 00:44:18 his whole group and call them all corrupt traitors. We put them in fucking prison. All right. We'd bring in the new people the new people would come in and what they would do is they would call for unity they would call for peace they would call for hope they would call for the same shit that fucking obama ran on a lot of you guys aren't old enough to remember this but this is what obama ran on and he was good at it and i would call for those things and then i would blame um i I would blame all the shitty parts of the Democratic Party and the lack of trust in the media on these key people. And then I would pretend as if we were going to do something different.
Starting point is 00:44:54 And then I would get in power, and I would continue to do the same thing. Because it has worked perfectly for them for the last four years. And did you notice what their slogan is? Who's that? Biden? Yeah. No. Finish the job. You mean finish the exact thing I've been telling you that they've been doing,
Starting point is 00:45:14 which is the destruction of our fucking country, step by step by systematic step? So not change, not improve. Finish the fucking job. Right. Which means for us, turn us full-blown communists. We won't last another four years with this fucking plan in place, just so you're all clear. There will be no 2028. There will be no 2028. You have a chance right now to fucking stand the fuck up and find your fucking ball sack and your courage and stand
Starting point is 00:45:38 the fuck up and say, this is fucking bullshit. I'm not with it. I'm not supporting it. This is fucking bullshit. I'm not with it. I'm not supporting it. This is what I'm fucking doing. And say it right now. Because, dude, we only have a short window to get everybody on board with this or we're going to fucking lose the whole country. And it won't be lose the whole country for a little bit. It'll be gone forever. And this generation of kids that are under 20, they'll never understand freedom because they've never experienced it.
Starting point is 00:46:04 How do you explain a color to a blind person they've never experienced it. How do you explain a color to a blind person? Can't do it. Okay. So freedom only exists as long as we preserve it. And right now we do not have a free society. You guys say, when's that coming? It's already here. We're already living in it. You're not understanding. We are told what to fucking watch. We are told what's true, what's not true. When we, when we challenge it or question it, we are told that we are bigots, conspiracy theorists, uh, immoral, wrong, domestic terrorists by our own government. They're not these people. This is not America anymore. This is a full-blown, legitimate, one-party communist fucking country right now, right now. And it's going to get much
Starting point is 00:46:52 worse. Okay. When we're paying most of our taxes to the government and people say, well, I only pay 30%. No, you don't, bro. You pay your income tax. Yeah. But then you pay sales tax. Then you pay fucking tax to keep your shit. You pay property tax. You pay all these different taxes, bro. You pay your income tax. Yeah. But then you pay sales tax. Then you pay fucking tax to keep your shit. You pay property tax. You pay all these different taxes, bro. And over the course, like when you, when you add up all the money that you have, that adds up to over 50% for almost every single American. If they're paying taxes. Okay. That means that you are actually an employee of the federal government, which means you are a fucking slave. It means your job is to go out and work and whatever you earn, you get to keep a little bit of it,
Starting point is 00:47:29 not even the majority of it. That's not what this country was founded upon. And if the fucking taxes were brought in line to a free society where we had, let's say, 10% income tax and no tax on anything else, no sales tax, no property tax, no this tax, no that tax. And we fucking shrunk the government down to the size that it should be. See, we have the biggest government in the history of mankind right now in this country. That's why taxes are so high. That's why we have, that's why, because they spend the money in ways that are not beneficial to us. And if we corrected all of that, I want you to really
Starting point is 00:48:04 imagine your life, what it would look like if you only paid 10% of your income tax, what would your life look like? You'd be able to travel more. You'd be able to spend more time with your family. You wouldn't have to stress your fucking balls off to make your bills. We would actually have comfort and prosperity and more happiness and less mental health issues. Okay. You say, Oh, businesses, they just take the money home. No, dude. Do you not understand how business works?
Starting point is 00:48:28 The more people I employ and the bigger I make my company, the more money I make. Okay. So like it's a, it's not opposite. It's a give and take scenario. If I could fucking pay 10% tax or no tax corporate tax, which is how it should be. I'm free to grow my company unencumbered, which means I can pay people more. I can create more jobs. I can grow. And like people don't think of the other side because they've never operated a business. They don't understand that
Starting point is 00:48:54 if you sell one thing and you want to replace it with one and then buy another one to sell an inventory that you got to pay tax on that. Okay. Like you don't get that. Businesses are the worst example of the tax system that there are. And the reason that the tax system is so oppressive is because they don't want people becoming wealthy enough to actually become people that can represent us in the government because they can finance themselves. That's the whole play. They want poverty. They want people struggling. They want you paycheck to paycheck because they know if you're paycheck to paycheck and you are completely unable to fucking think of anything other than just surviving, you certainly can't you paycheck to paycheck because they know if you're paycheck to paycheck and you are completely
Starting point is 00:49:25 unable to fucking think of anything other than just surviving, you certainly can't resist. That's the game. So like, dude, we don't even have fucking freedom right now. And people need to wake up to that fact, dude. The fact that this man, according, you know, going back to this topic here, the fact that this man who's supposed to be the president of the United States cannot ask actual questions that people that has to be pre-programmed and controlled. That should show you that this is all a facade. The president of a country should be able to answer any question given to him at any time about what's going on.
Starting point is 00:49:59 That's why you're the president, bro. You know shit. Like you have a strategy. You have a plan. Like if someone came in here and said, hey, what about this with your company? Do you not think I could fucking answer it? I can answer it perfectly because I know exactly what we're doing. Yeah, well, you actually do live Q&As with your employees. Dude, every fucking other week. You know what I'm saying? So, like, dude. I can only imagine if we had to be like, okay, all right, Jicky, come on. You
Starting point is 00:50:22 ask this question. That's right. This is the question. That's correct. That would be the same thing. The same thing would be when I do my live Q&A with our fucking teams where they're able to ask anything about fucking anything. Yeah. Okay. It would be the same thing as me giving them pre-approved. You can only ask this question.
Starting point is 00:50:39 That's what they're doing to us. Bro, it's insane. I know. But like, dude, most of these people can't recognize it because these people have executed the plan so good that people are so fucking caught up with the distractions, our cell phone, culture, Hollywood, music, keeping their kids in school, the crime that's going on, the inability to truly get ahead for the working class individual anymore. Like think about the cost of housing, dude. Houses used to cost like 50 fucking grand.
Starting point is 00:51:11 OK, and when you look at the salaries that people made when houses were 100 K, right, they're not that much better now. But the housing prices have blown the fuck up. And the reason that these wage increases haven't followed the cost of living increases is because they've taxed us more as we've gotten further down the road, which creates a system where we have a hard time surviving. And that's what they want. Because if we have a hard time surviving, then we can't pay attention to the fuckery
Starting point is 00:51:40 that they're doing to us literally from every angle. And the more you make, the more you're taxed. Not like the percentage that you're taxed at with the tax brackets and shit. Well, yeah, of course. So it's all incentivized for you not to fucking join that. Look, bro, they want your businesses to struggle because they want your businesses to be unable to fucking hire employees. Because if you can hire employees, you're providing careers.
Starting point is 00:52:03 The more careers you provide, the less people are struggling out on the street, which is what the fuck they actually want. They want you so destitute and so poor. This is why communism intentionally makes the middle class and everybody else poor, because it's easy to control people who are distracted by the challenges of everyday life and survival. So like, dude, we're, you know, like we have to wake up, dude. Like I cannot be the only fucking human on the earth that sees what the fuck is going on like all of you guys dude i get i get stopped in the street dude when you guys say thanks for what you're doing that's what i hear the most of like when we do cardio that one day and we did it out here in the front we have four people that started
Starting point is 00:52:40 you know what you know what they all fucking said? All of them. Thanks for everything you do. Thanks for everything you do. Well, motherfucker, put the, put the show out there, dude. Like let's actually fucking start to get some traction behind this because dude, I know exactly how to fix this shit. And if people, politics is downstream of culture. If we can get enough people demanding the things I'm talking about, the politicians have to have it to get an office. They have to stand for those things. It's not politics creates the culture. It's the culture creates the politics, which is why there's a war on American culture right now. That's why I tell you the revolution that we need is a cultural revolution. Personal excellence should be the epicenter of that revolution. Because if we all raise standards and we all become better and we all become more successful and healthier and more fit and more educated and better examples of
Starting point is 00:53:30 people at our highest potential other people witness that and they become the same way and that creates a ripple effect that spreads and when that ripple effect spreads now we're in a situation where we've elevated everything and they're no longer, their games no longer work on our society. So like, dude, it's just like, we have to get together on this man. Black, white, left, right, gay, everybody has to get it because dude, are you going to be arguing about the shit that you're arguing about when you can't fucking eat? You're not going to care. And they've got enough people in this country to that point where they have to struggle so fucking hard that they're incapable of understanding what's going on.
Starting point is 00:54:11 That's why they come out and say obvious shit, like him saying, do you want more freedoms or less freedoms? The average human that's struggling in that position here is that and be like, that sounds pretty good. I want to vote for that guy. I want more freedom. They have no fucking idea what's actually happening. Oh, man. sounds pretty good i want to vote for that guy i want more freedom they have no fucking idea what's actually happening oh man guys tell us what you guys think in the comments let us know are you guys on the same listen bro we got to get rid of all these old fucks yeah all these fucking 70 80
Starting point is 00:54:36 year old 60 year old 70 year old 80 year old fucks gotta go that you say oh you know you've said before that you think those people are smart. I do think that they have a lifetime experience. But you know what they also have? A lifetime of relationships and quid pro quos that they have to fucking abide by. You scratch my back, I'll scratch your back. And that's where all this corruption comes from. It comes from this man who's been in politics for 40-something fucking years,
Starting point is 00:55:02 having all these relationships and leveraging them to get him to this point. Now he's paying back the favors by turning our country into a fucking shithole. I'm fucking tired of it. No, dude. The, the,
Starting point is 00:55:15 the term, the, the, the, the age at which a politician could be in office, it should not be any higher than whatever the national retirement age that's correct that's it so if we're saying retirement age is 65 that's all you fucking get because you cannot be in office at that age not making fucking not just president no any senator i don't give a
Starting point is 00:55:35 fuck you can't be fucking 80 years old about to crow making decisions that's going to affect people long after you're fucking bro these people listen bro i'm friends with a couple senators like good friends okay and i've got the real deal on what the fuck is going on up there these people they don't even know we exist they don't even fucking think about it they don't like us the peasants the regular people out here in america they don't fucking they think we're scum bro. The only people that exist to them are the people that are fucking ultra rich, that have been around for a long time, that are in Washington, and they live in an echo chamber.
Starting point is 00:56:12 They are totally misreading the public fucking interests. And by the way, they don't care. They don't fucking care to please us. They're not trying to. No, they don't care. They don't fucking care to, to please us. Not trying to, no, they don't, they don't care. It's nothing like that. Like you guys are still under the,
Starting point is 00:56:28 the, the, the mistake of thinking that these people actually care about you. They actually fucking see you as a nuisance. Why do you think they're talking about depopulating the world when every other person who's not affiliated with them says, actually, we have a population crisis.
Starting point is 00:56:43 We're not having enough people. We don't have enough people to sustain society over the next, you know, hundred years. And in two generations, our society is going to collapse because there's going to be no people in it. Everybody's cutting their dicks off. Well, that's partly true. It's not everybody, but there's all kinds of lifestyle choices that are being promoted to decrease population and then you have people you know like bill gates on stage talking about we can reduce the population by x percent if we introduce this vaccine or this and that these people are in tech like dude transsexual agenda the gay agenda the the don't have kids until they're, uh, you know, don't have kids and the feminist agenda.
Starting point is 00:57:27 Okay. Don't have kids become a working woman. The, all of these agendas, their purpose. And I, by the way, I'm not fucking saying, I'm not arguing the merit of these things. Okay. Like I have no problem with fucking gay people. I have no problem with, uh, people that don't want to have kids. I don't have any fucking kids.
Starting point is 00:57:42 Okay. So I'm not arguing the, we're not having that argument. What I'm saying is the reason those things are made popular is so that we have less fucking people. Okay. So that's, that's something that has been happening for a long, long time. And so when you ask like, why, why would these people want less people if they actually care about us and love us when they want more people? See what I'm saying? Makes you think, man. No, dude, makes you think man no dude it's it's it's right there in front of our face nobody's nobody's critically thinking and then they say
Starting point is 00:58:13 and then you've got all these black pillars out there that are like yeah but nothing's gonna happen well yeah nothing happens because you don't fucking say anything bro nothing happens because you continue to consume their content. You continue to consume their food. You continue to be lazy. You continue to be exactly what the fuck they want. Someone who's uneducated, someone who's entertained by fucking technology all fucking day and is not productive. Somebody who's overweight and unhealthy.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Somebody who has no money. Somebody who gets sick because I'm consuming all the easy access food. That's why they propagate obesity as this thing now. Like it's makes people complacent and it makes people subservient and it makes it easy to control them. And this is real shit. Like I, like, can we please wake the fuck up to what's actually going on? Like I, like I, I feel, dude, I get tired of coming in here and talking about it. I did it, man. Dude, for real. I get tired of talking about it. Oh, what should I do? Well, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:59:08 Maybe be the opposite of all of those things they want you to be. That's a good place to start. And then maybe connect with other people who are of the same mindset. And then maybe get engaged in your community and go to school board meetings and fucking reject this crazy shit that they're trying to do at every fucking contact point that exists. That's a place. That's a good place to start. You could do that. Everybody listening here can do that. We can to do and every fucking contact point that exists that's a place that's a good place to start you could do that everybody listening here can do that we can all do that
Starting point is 00:59:29 fuck yeah guys that was our third and final problem is people just want someone to ride in on a motherfucking horse and take care of the problem that that can't happen it's not even that's not even gonna happen it's not that it won't happen. It cannot happen. It won't work. The only way this works is if everybody gets engaged in it. And if everybody gets engaged in it and says, you know what? They do want us fat. They do want us sick. They do want us on technology all day. They do want us complacent.
Starting point is 00:59:58 They do want us poor. They fucking want that shit. And you know what? Fuck them. I'm going to be all that other shit. I'm going to be the opposite of that because I'm not creating another consumer supplicating subservient
Starting point is 01:00:10 slave for them. And if everybody just took up that attitude and got to work, bro, this shit would change real fucking fast. Guys, that was our third and final headline. It's time for our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck
Starting point is 01:00:25 where we show an article we talk about it we get one of those two options and with that being said our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads city of kyle in texas to attempt world record for largest same name gathering calling all kyle's bro we should sponsor this for our energy drink i'm just saying so if your name is kyle consider making your way kyle's love energy drinks bro but i don't think they love all energy drinks i think they only love monster i got you all right am i stealing your joke that you thought about for seven days they ain't gonna be funny anyway i already fucking know is that and that what happened i just stepped on man's toes joe delete that shit uh so the article reads if your name is kyle consider making your way down to kyle texas this may the city of kyle located 20 miles south
Starting point is 01:01:19 of austin texas is attempting to break the guin World Record for the largest same-name gathering, Fox 4 News Dallas Fort Worth reported. On Sunday, May 21st, the city will need more than 2,325 Kyles in the city of Kyle at 4 p.m. in order to break the first-name-only same-name gathering record. Here's a video, I believe, from the mayor. Hey y'all, I'm Kyle Park and I'm here calling all Kyles to come to Kyle, Texas where we'll attempt to break the world record
Starting point is 01:01:50 of the most Kyles gathered ever. Put out the Kyle whistle. So the current... I'm fucking going. Are you going? I'm fucking going are you going i'm fucking going all right so this sounds like a good time i'm listen i'm down with it i never met a kyle i didn't have fun with that's a fucking fact they've all been fun yeah might end up with a few holes in the drywall i get arrested yeah i get arrested and i can say it was a bad time so the current title holder is the town of how do you pronounce that because it's bosnia
Starting point is 01:02:28 kapreski koski it's close it's located in bosnia in hetsunagovia right uh according to guinness world records a town saw 2 325 people named ivan ivan not yvonne's black in me. I can't help it. Ivan. First of all, if there's 2,300 Ivans, somebody's getting their ass beat. Everybody that owes money is paying. Like everybody. So those named Kyle
Starting point is 01:03:00 who hope to attend. How many fucking Adidas track suits do you think they had there? This is in fucking Bosnia and the dude's name were Ivan. It was Ivan. No, you said Ivan. Ivan, yeah. Well, here in America, motherfucker, that's Ivan.
Starting point is 01:03:15 Ask any of those Kyles. Yeah. So those named Kyle who hoped to attend are asked to gather at the Lake Kyle Park on the last day of the Kyle Fair, according to the event flyer titled The Gathering of the Kyles at the Kyle Fair, a Tex Travaganza. This will be the City of Kyle's fourth attempt at the record. There is no fee required to join. The only requirement is that the participant's name must be spelled
Starting point is 01:03:45 like the city kyle kyle none of those goofy spellings well they actually put in their various iterations of kyle such as kyler keel you're not in the club bro not accepted yeah you're not in the club and middle and last names will also not be accepted now it is important to note there are a couple of sponsors for this event. Got Monster Energy. Is it really? It should be. Home Depot even joined in. They're dominating drywall. I told you I
Starting point is 01:04:13 ruined his joke. It's still funny though. It's still pretty funny. Yeah, so yeah. City of Kyle calling a gathering of all the Kyles. Andy, what do we got on this? I think I got to go, bro. I got to go.
Starting point is 01:04:27 I got to be honorary Kyle. I promise you it's going to be fun, bro. It'll be something. I know that. And by the way, no disrespect to my Bosnian people, bro.
Starting point is 01:04:36 I love Bosnian people. I just wouldn't fuck with them. They're probably, how do you pronounce the name? Yvonne. Yvonne. There's probably an Yvonne listening right now, an adidas jumpsuit like this man there's nothing wrong with adidas jumpsuits i'm just saying like it's the thing you know there's a reason y'all laughed and it ain't because it's fucking wrong yeah they are and you look fucking good in it i thought bosnian people wear puma no that's the shoes they wear puma shoes right now i think it's adidas stuff yeah
Starting point is 01:05:10 follow you yeah you got to have the lines up and down the sleeves yeah navy blue and white that's what it's got to be you wear feel eyes too though right so dude i just had a great idea like they could have fucking kyle olympics yeah right okay yes and if you got monster there and you got the drywall there for real dude listen no listen they could fucking shotgun they could all they could set multiple records here follow me you we could do the biggest shotgunning of a monster energy drink that's ever happened at one time simultaneously okay you can set that world record and then you could also set the world record right after that.
Starting point is 01:05:47 Like right after the shotgun, they all have drywall and they all punch a hole through it. And so like, dude, you could literally set multiple world records. Like you guys are shooting way too low, bro.
Starting point is 01:05:56 Yeah. Like it's not enough for just Kyle's. Like we could set the energy drink, shotgun record, and then the fucking holes in drywall record,
Starting point is 01:06:04 which would be like probably a step above like arkansas bro you know i'm saying there'll be no florida at that point yeah that's yeah i ain't got shit on that no florida you're fucked yeah kyle's gonna take it i i it would be great i would be down to see it you know you just gotta think a little bigger that's all that's it follow your dreams spend your goals well thumbs up for the uh gathering of kyle's you guys might see us down there yeah we'll be there so guys andy that is all i got man all right bro don't be a hoe share the show we're from sleeping on the floor now my jury box froze fuck a bowl fuck a stoveed millions in the cold.
Starting point is 01:06:46 Bad bitch, booted swole. Got her on bankroll. Can't fold, that's a no. Headshot, case closed.

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