REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 527. Andy & DJ CTI: Apple's Mixed-Reality Headset, Informant 'Will Be Killed' & Ukraine Accuses Russia Of Destroying Dam

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Apple debuting its first major product launch in a decade with the mixed-reality Vision Pro headset, Congresswoman Luna (FL) stating that one of our government agencies is afraid that an informant in the Biden criminal bribery scheme 'will be killed,' and Ukraine accusing Russia of destroying the Kakhovka damn.

What is up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusionsusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, as you can tell, I have no voice. So I'm going to keep this real quick. We have Andy, we have DJ, and we're going to cruise the internet. And I've got a special message for you. Please share the show. Okay? You guys come to me literally after every episode. Man, this is so cool. Everybody should be listening. Well, that's on your shoulders. I ask for what we do here. We don't run ads on the show. I don't promote my shit nonstop.

I don't sit there and tell you you got to buy this or buy that. I don't curtail my opinion because someone's paying me. All right. And we just ask if you want the message to be heard, if you think it needs to be heard, please stand with us and don't be a hoe share the show yeah it sounds like you went to like a you must have went to like a rick ross concert or something you know rick ross came to see me uh yeah man we had summer smash this weekend and it's now uh this is why you guys didn't get a show yesterday um and are getting

it today because like i'm just now starting to get my voice back from the weekend. So, but man, it was worth it. It was like the coolest shit. It was like one of the coolest things I've ever been to, man. Like cooler than any concert or any event or any sporting event. I've been to all of them. Yeah. It was just awesome, dude.

It's really cool having that many many people in one place man we're like with the energy i mean dude you can't replicate that dude i needed it too real talk like bro these last year and a half like since i hurt my shoulder like i've had so many things happen to me over and over and over again over the last year and a half you know the last 20 months or so um it's just been fucking brutal and it started with injuring my shoulder you know i was at the best shape i'd ever been in um i'm almost back to that now uh i'll be past that by the end of the summer but you know it started with that i was at my best shape i was running at a high level we had to watch that all go away had all kinds of bullshit happen in my life um got off antidepressants like had to go through

the withdrawals of that which i'm still dealing with it's been almost a year it'll be year july 30th um it's just been hard man and. And like, dude, being around all these people who are also struggling. Cause like, dude, you could see it in their eyes, bro. And like, that was another thing that made it really hard for me because when I was on Lexapro, I didn't really feel anything good or bad. Like it was kind of like, I was just kind of like, it was just information. Yeah. Right. Exactly. And this was the first time I've been at a summer smash event, um, where I wasn't impaired by that. And so like, it was different. Cause usually I would be able to deal with, you know, like, dude, I get pretty long lines when I do meet and greets, right? Like

I was out there for hours and hours. And, um, normally I'd be able to do that without like showing much emotion or like, but like, dude, when you look in these people's eyes and you hear the shit they've overcome and you can see that they're telling you the real truth. And like, it's just like this overwhelming emotional wave. And it's like, it's like, it's like sadness because of what they went through.

But it's also like excitement and proud, like being proud of them for pushing through. And then you like deal with that for like, like pretty much over and over and over again for hours at a time. Like, it's just, it's, it's, it's hard, but dude, it pours so much into you because you realize like these people are truly giving it their best to pull through and become better people. And that's why we do this. That's why we do the show, you know, and that's why I do, that's why I do what I do with literally everything I do. Um, cause I do believe that personal excellence and not giving up in us setting a higher standard is what will fix what's going on in the world. I believe that the low standards that have been

created and tolerated over the course of time have cost us a lot. And if we want to have control of the country again in our lives and be free, we're going to have to break free of the spell that they put on us, which they get us to accept all these little things that we should never accept, especially with ourselves. We should never expect, accept ourselves being a hundred pounds overweight. Okay. We should never accept ourselves. Um, you know, not trying, you know, not trying to be better, not trying to be a smarter, more financially secure, better physical human, like a better person all around. And they've convinced us that not only are these things okay not to pursue, but if you do pursue them, you're full of yourself. You're an egomaniac. You're immoral. You're greedy. And they've convinced us that the

things that we're actually here to do and here to become are not worthy things to pursue. And they've done that through messaging over the course and social conditioning over the course of many, many years. And so when I stand there and I talk to these people and I look them in the fucking eye and I can see like they're fucking giving everything to not give up, bro, that's what the fuck this is about. You know what I'm saying?

And like, dude, that's like, I might sound like shit right now, but I'm telling you, I've never been more grateful. I've never been more appreciative. I've never been more hungry to make a change and do better and try to lead the way for people to see what, what they can do. And this is why,

like I've gotten big lately on just showing my work, bro. Like you guys are going to suffer. I'm going to suffer with you. I have no problem with that, but I can tell you this, as long as you don't fucking quit, I'm not going to quit. And, um, that's what it's going to take to turn this shit around, bro. It's going to take people committing to just being better and pushing through the hard shit and stop making victims of themselves and start taking a proactive role to bend their reality in the direction they want to take it. And we can all do that together. And it should be the way that all of us work

together, not just, you know, a select few people. You know, one of the things I said in my talk was, you know, people come here and they say, dude, it's different here. And you guys hear it every time I have a guest on, what do they say they say the same thing it's incredible right but the goal here you know what they always say when they come is they say dude it's not like this where i'm from you know where i'm from people are they don't care they're not this they're not that bro you're missing the point the point is for you to take what you feel here and go build that in your own fucking network, in your own community. And you do that by setting the standard yourself. Okay.

And what I said on Saturday is, you know, people come and they say, oh, it's different here. Well, if you guys go out and you do your part to make your little part of the world better by holding a higher standard for yourself, the next time you come here, it doesn't feel as different because you're building it around your own epicenter of reality, which is the duty of all of us to make the world a better place through our actions and the standard that we live. And like, that doesn't mean perfection, bro. I'm the furthest thing from a fucking perfect human that probably exists. Half the time. I want to punch myself in the face for some of the shit that I've done in the past. Okay. Like I have

regrets, just like all of you guys have regrets. And guess what? The further you push and the better you become, the more you're going to regret those things because they're so far away from who you are now. You're embarrassed about them. And that's normal. We have to give ourselves grace and give each other grace because none of us are perfect. Don't ever think that I'm trying to preach that because I'm not.

What I am saying is we could do a hell of a lot better than we need to. If we want to fix what's going on in the world, because dude, we could have a revolution and we could throw all these people and tar feather them and put them in prison or, you know, what I think needs to happen to them, which,

you know, you guys can use your imagination, Vlad the impaler, right? All right. That's all. That's all I'm going to say. The point is, is like we could do all? All right. That's all I'm going to say. The point is,

is like, we could do all that, right? And get our shit back, but the culture would have to change. Otherwise we end up in the same spot that we've been in. And I just commend people and I respect people deeply that take that responsibility seriously. It's so easy to give up, dude. It's hard not to give up. But the hard path is always the one that pays. And like being around all those people this weekend, it gave me hope, dude. It made me believe in fucking people. It made me feel good about, you know,

the work that we're doing, the work that all you guys are doing out there, sharing the show and living a better standard and working hard to be better. Like that shit's working. I i can see it and you may not be able to see it but i can i see it and we we have to keep going yeah absolutely man absolutely well guys it is cti so uh remember if you want to see any of these articles pictures links videos go to andy forsella.com you can find them there or drop down in the YouTube description below. So with that being said, all right, let's get into it.

Did you see that out of California, Newsom's talking about pressing charges against DeSantis for kidnapping? No. So this headline reads, Newsom threatens DeSantis with kidnapping charges over migrant flights. So California Attorney General Rob Bonta accused Florida officials on Monday of misleading migrants over their transportation from the Texas border to Sacramento. So driving the news, this is an Axios article, by the way, guys. Bonta told KCRA he has evidence that the two flights that arrived in Sacramento within four

days of each other were part of a scheme that's official policy of the state of Florida, whereby the state of Florida used public tax dollars to fund this program, the so-called voluntary transportation program. The California AG said on ABC News Monday night that his investigation indicated that the migrants were misled by being promised help finding jobs if they got on the planes, but were later dumped and deserted. So this was Gavin Newsom's tweet in response. He said, at Ron DeSantis, you small, pathetic man. This isn't Martha's venue. Kidnapping charges? Question mark. Read the following.

So he put that out. I think this whole migrant crisis is is just like you see both sides seem to play the game news is a fucking turd okay i hope you're listening to your bro because you're probably the greasiest slimiest turd in the entire world like look at your hair like just look at this dude look Look at this dude. And this is who the establishment is trying to position as the next president. While this dude is promising black people reparations that he has no way to actually pay. Or intentions. No, there's no intent there.

Dude, first of all, that's a whole different discussion. There should be no reparations, okay? Just so you know, a lot of us weren't here for the slavery times okay we were actually immigrants too we came here we worked our asses off and now we're getting asked to pay money for shit that people did that we're not even fucking a part of yeah hundreds of years ago it's a it's bullshit everybody knows it's bullshit and bro fuck you if you're fucking thinking about it real talk like i'm not paying your shit motherfucker get your fucking ass off the couch go to work like i've been working

for 24 motherfucking years okay i'm tired of hearing about it besides the point of that this dude's lying at least i'll say that at least i'll say that this dude's saying oh i'll pay him oh we'll pay him 200200 million a piece, bro, to get him to vote because they have no policy. Yeah. Right? And now we have this situation where they are literally leveraging the hopes and dreams

and the emotional health of the black community to make them promises for things that they have no intent or capacity to actually deliver on so that they can get another vote. Okay. And like, dude, these people are scum. They are slimy, scum turds. Okay. And Gavin Newsom is the head turd. He's, he's the big log that comes out first. Okay. He's not like the more after, no, he's not that he's not the one that like is still in there and then you have to sit back down and it like sneaks out like a chicken nugget like this dude is the head turd all right and this guy has run california into the most disgusting shithole

that exists in the union yeah all right and nobody can argue that and they're trying to prop this dude up as the leader so that they can do that everywhere okay so if you think california sucks which pretty much every single human does uh that doesn't live there all right you guys live in california you guys act like it's cool but nobody wants to go there like i won't even go there like i won't even go there to speak even if they pay me i won't fucking go okay i won't go like it's disgusting last time you and i were there oh it was so bad bro i had to take four showers a day yeah it was bad it was disgusting dude there's litter everywhere y'all have no standards out there you're fucking litter everywhere you throw shit everywhere y'all act like you're in the cool club at the seventh grade

lunch table and you're all a bunch of clowns like california sucks bro and this dude is one of the biggest reasons for it and your ignorance and your your your obsession with your own self and social media and being famous has allowed people like this to come in and ruin your fucking country your state yeah and this is the guy they're trying to push out in front of everybody like bro this is absurd shit yeah but it blows my mind how California is also in like this. I'm sure there's good people in California. There is. You know, but they're all having to leave now.

And then most, but that's the thing. Like most of them are gone now. Dude, if you ask people who live in California, they're like, dude, people almost apologize for it now. Like in 2017, they're like, Oh, you don't live in California. Right. Dork. Surf bros and good weather.

Now it's like, where are you from? Oh, man. California. Like, nobody's proud of it. They say it quietly. Like, what'd you say? But y'all still vote Democrat. Right.

Y'all still vote Democrat, and you think it's fucking okay. You don't understand that you're doing it to yourselves. Yeah. This is their plan. Their plan is total destruction. California is a case study in exactly what we don't want or need in this country. And I'm sorry, there's going to have to be some basic standards amongst how we live in our culture. Okay. We're not going to molest kids or mutilate kids.

We're not going to allow criminals to run the street. We're not going to import all the criminals from all the other countries. The minute the good American people get control of this country, again, we are sending all those people back. That is going to fucking happen. And all you little crybaby pussies are going to be like, oh, it's so mean. Fuck you, man.

We're saving your fucking lives and your economy and your job and your future and your kids' progression. Did you see fucking the New York mayor, Eric Adams, just told his fucking citizens. To start housing migrants. To open their homes. Yeah. You first.

You know what? That's what they did in Venezuela. You first. Go read about what happened in Venezuela. This is the intentional destruction of America. 100%. I want to say this too. You will go on vacation from California, bro, and you'll come back and some of these motherfuckers be living in your house.

You won't be able to get them out. No. because the law will protect them and not you yep and i say this right like you know because people you know publicans no listen like these republican politicians these governors these mayors that are that are contributing to this uh further fucking invasion of migrants that we have going on it's complete bullshit no stop busing and sending these these illegal immigrants further into our fucking country how about like i mean they they do it as a joke oh we sent them to california yeah that's it's funny do they do it as a joke or are they part of the plan that's what i'm saying that's what i'm just saying yeah abbott who who uh you know everybody's like oh yeah he's badass oh really is he is he is he really is he really shipping him around on our dime no is he really shipping him around to prove

a point or is he actually just doing his part of the plan exactly exactly on our fucking dime i know what i think i don't trust any of these people no these people are all fucking bought and paid for or leverage they do not have the interest of us in mind they never will they never will from here on out and for us to get our country back it's going to take drastic measures it's real man it's real well guys let's get to cruising uh headline number one headline reads apple debuts mixed reality vision pro headset with whopping $3,500 price tag. First major product launch in decades.

So this is a New York Post article reading, Apple on Monday unveiled its long-anticipated mixed reality headset with a whopping $3,500 price tag, marking the iPhone maker's first major product launch in a decade. Dubbed the Vision Pro, Apple CEO Tim Cook debuted the device as the centerpiece of the tech giant's annual Worldwide Developers Conference event at its headquarters in Cupertino, California. Quote, Vision Pro is a new kind of computer that augments reality by seamlessly blending the real world with the digital world, Cook said during the presentation,

describing the device as an innovation on par with the original iPhone or Mac computer. Quote, it's the first Apple product you look through and not at. The device has an adjustable headset Quote, mouse or keyboard. Instead, users will interact with their virtual displays using voice commands, their eyes, and their hands. A small dial included on the headset allows users to adjust how much their apps are visible relative to their real world surroundings. And here's a couple of images. Jesus. Now, Andy, you're a brand genius.'re already seeing this this pull away from technology why would apple do this at at this moment in time well i think there's two different groups of

people out here i think there's groups of people who are willing to do whatever they can to push this virtual world and try to own people's attention. 100%. They understand that the more attention that they own, the more money that they make, the more control that they have, the more, the more influence they can have in the world. And then I think there's, I think there's people who are done with it. I think there's people who are said, "'Dude, I don't want to spend any more time on this. It's already sucking up all of my time.'" I mean, how many of you parents out there

ever have regrets about all the time you spent doing this and your kids are all of a sudden 10 years old? Right. Okay? Right. So I think people have learned a big lesson in how valuable their actual time in actual reality is. And they're already feeling the regrets of the time spent here. I know for me, when I look at my little dog, Charlie, and she's covered in gray hair now,

and I think about how much time I spent on my fucking phone, I wish I hadn't spent any of that time on my phone. I wish I would have just spent it with her. And I can only imagine that's compounded when people look at their own kids, right? And so we have this group of people who say, no, I want to live my life as God intended for my life to be lived and not to be stuck on a screen and not to be pulled into this false reality that is heavily manipulated, heavily controlled, heavily censored and heavily curated for potential causes, whether it be political causes or social causes. But it's not free in there, not by any means.

Look what they've done the last three years. Look what they continue to do. They used to censor me. This is one of the big reasons I stopped posting on Instagram, because I would use curse words. Now they're censoring people for saying that a man is a man and a woman is a woman. And they're censoring people for saying that little kids shouldn't have their parts cut off or be mutilated. So people who fall into that second group who want to live their regular life,

they're understanding how these companies have manipulated us. And if you want to know more, you go read that book called The Chaos Machine. I talk about it quite often. And I think there's people who will see this and they nerd out on it. And this is like all the kids out there right now who are like using AI as their, all of a sudden they're AI experts, right?

And it's like they know everything about AI and it's going to rule the world. And bro, they don't understand what it's actually going to do. The implications of it. Bro, it's going to crush you. It's going to crush your family. It's going to crush your kid's future. And the more you propagate it, the less chance that your kids will ever have an opportunity to have some sort of reality in reality. And so when I see this, I see this as

not all the way to like what Zuckerberg was doing with the metaverse, because that sounds creepy, right? I see this as something that people are going to be more receptive to and see as a utility like, oh, this is really cool. And like, bro, here's the truth. We have an entire generation of young men that are sexually incapable of mating. Okay. Not meaning they can't physically, but they don't, they cannot attract a mate because they spend all their time on video games and none of their time actually becoming something that would be attractive to a mate. And so they give up and they go full blast into this technology and it ruins their life and like dude they're going to be 50 years old but probably won't even make it to 50 because

they're going to be so fat so sick and so disgusting uh they're going to be miserable they're going to fucking beat their dick to death legitimately right like you know like yeah bro like we got we got we got grown men at 45 years old that have never been laid because they've fucking been Absorbed in this technology and they think it's cool. Like they come on screens, you know in there in their stories and shit They're like, oh, you know playing Call of Duty's number 47, you know, I've got some level 17 prestige like dude, it's like dude. What are you guys doing? No, bro yeah like dude it's like dude what are you guys doing yeah they're missing it no bro a lot of people are missing it but i i do see this as like a in between between the metaverse and like the

iphone that some people are probably going to be more receptive to um you know and i'm sure they'll be given uh you know all the illegals coming across the border a credit for a free pair of these right um or maybe not because i think they're counting on them actually like doing the physical work that lazy americans won't do yeah you know i i think it's terrible i think it's you know they'll probably make some money doing it but like dude i i mean like i here's what i see when i see this like like look at the picture of this woman wearing this oh don't don't assume that yeah i know look at the picture of this woman wearing this. Oh, don't, don't assume that. Yeah, I know. Look at the picture of this woman wearing this. And, uh,

you know, I can't wait till I see these fucking nerds walking down the, I'm glad I fly private. No, for real, dude, real talk. I know.

Cause that's the first place you're going to see him is you're going to see him in the airport. That's where all the tech nerds like to fucking cock off on their new tech. Right? Like they like to wear their new tech or, you know, it's like when AirPods tech nerds like to fucking cock off on their new tech right like they like to wear their new tech or you know it's like when airpods came out and now everybody fucking never takes their airpods out like bro you're a douchebag yeah right take your fucking airpods out you know what i mean so it yeah i'm just saying like i know it's coming to the airport

that's gonna be the first place and it'll be the flex and it'll be the dude with the goggles and he's got like the white backpack and he's like you know like it's all the same kind of people a little motorized luggage suitcase dude it's just it's weirdo shit man and like you know i'm not with it yeah so um what would you say the percentages of those two groups are i don't know i don't know. I don't know. I think it would be, I think it's like at least 70-30. I think. Like 70 against. Yes, because the data that is shown in the market shows that people are rejecting this level of commitment that the tech companies are wanting people to commit into their tech.

You know, the metaverse was a flop. Everybody's like, nah, fuck that. I see this as maybe not as bad as that because I think people are going to see it as a utility tool that they can use in their house. So it might suck some people in from that. It might become the biggest product ever. Maybe I don't know shit, but I'm just saying, you know, people from what I can tell are wanting to do real things in real

life. And the data that I can see in the multiple different companies that I own backs that up. My brick and mortar models are crushing. They're doing more sales than they've ever done before ever because people are wanting to do business with actual human beings and not computers. Okay. So there's a whole big portion of the population that's looking to live a life in real life. This is why these trends are happening. And I know I bust balls on it a lot, right? But like people wanting to rent a van and travel around and like, see this, like, I know I make fun of that, but that's a hell of a lot right but like people wanting to rent a van and travel around and like see this like i know i make fun of that but that's a hell of a lot better than putting on one of these goggle sets

and thinking you're actually living your life you know and so i think it's important for people to really think like do you want to spend more time in technology or do you not want to spend more time in technology do you want to live in real life and appreciate the things that are going on in your life right now? Or do you want your face stuck in a screen? And I think enough time has gone by where people do have their faces stuck in a screen that they've actually missed real things in their life that they don't want to continue to miss those things. I think there's a lot of people that feel that way. And I think the data shows it, at least from the businesses that I'm invested in or that I own or that I operate,

I can see it very clearly. The more we have face-to-face, the better the company is doing. And I think people are craving it. And that's what I see on the business front. So I don't see this being, you know, I mean, there's other objections here too, man. 3,500 bucks, bro. That's unaffordable to most people right that's gonna squeeze that market down even more right yeah but i mean but that also makes it a bigger flex so you're gonna have the people wanting to flex it yeah you know so that's real i i think it's you know i think it's turdish yeah i would give it one solid turd like like one maybe one little nugget. One Newsome.

Yeah. See, see, here's a perfect example. Go back to the Newsome thing. So like, look, we got big turd in the front and we got the little nugget right there behind it.

You know, if you guys were looking at the picture on audio, you would know what I'm talking about. Yeah. Right. I mean, I think one, one thing that I like to point out to you,

Andy, because I mean, we talked about it multiple times when it comes to technology and these tech, like technology companies and then how our government, you know, sets these laws and things in place to protect us. And it's like, you know, I think it's important to understand, guys,

that like we cannot rely on our government or these tech companies. They're not going to regulate this shit. So we as consumers... DJ, it's not that they don't want to regulate it bro larry fink from black rocks on on clips right now that are going around saying we have to force the behavior like these people are so and this goes back to the dei esg and cei things that we talked about over the last couple weeks is their their bet isn't just um we're going to try this. It's that we're going to

give them no option to buy anything anywhere else that doesn't have this. So they have to accept the behavior because they can't shop anywhere that's not with it. And that's the way they're trying to change the culture, except it's not actually true. That's why things like public square are so important, right? Looking for alternative places to shop that do not jam this shit down your throat to force the culture and the behavior adjustment is of paramount importance to saving the country because if we lose the culture, we're going to lose the country. And that's what they're trying to do. So it's not like they're giving us a choice.

You know, Bill Gates said it about the vaccine. You have a choice. You don't have a choice. You know, Bill Gates said it about the vaccine. You have a, you have a choice. You don't have a choice. These people are so arrogant and so fucking rich and so powerful that they believe that they, we do not have a choice when we actually do have a very simple choice. We could just say no, and we can go over here and live our lives and we can take care of each other and be cool and pick each other up and live a great life.

Be nice to people. Don't judge them by the color of their skin. Don't be a dick. and be cool and pick each other up and live a great life be nice to people don't judge them by the color of their skin don't be a dick like be cool pick people up push them along help them be better let them help you be better like we can do all that right now that's why i talk about personal excellence being an ultimate rebellion all we got to do is say no all you got to do is not buy the shit and then make fun of your friends to do real talk that's i think that's even no it's a huge part of it yeah it is yeah like bro i could promise you this not a single one of my friends be wearing that shit no and if they do i'm gonna fucking make fun of them

until they stop you know shame works yeah it does that's what they did to us i'm gonna say shit they did it to us with the fucking covid shit yeah that's real guys drop down in the comments tell us what you guys think uh are you with the goggles or not let us know um but with that being said well if i walked in your house and you were wearing those i'd walk right the fuck out like you'd be off the fucking show like it okay like i'd kick you right out oh man, man. And then I'd tell everybody, you ain't really black. You're right. Guys, I'm sorry. I heard something about DJ, man. Yeah, he was wearing those fucking Apple goggles.

I'd kick him off the show. By the way, I wouldn't normally tell you guys this, but he certainly isn't black because he wears the Apple goggles and he wears Doc Martens with socks. No, it's not Doc Martens. No, it martin's fucking eight burger stock burger oh that's worse burger stocks with socks bro listen right you know i know you're not black this is burger stocks that's right well i mean listen dude you know i know you don't season your fucking food motherfucker bullshit that's your season yeah have you ever worn i mean have i ever wore what birkenstocks dude. Well, I'm 40 something years old. Of course I've worn Birkenstocks.

These motherfuckers were cool before you were born. Well, that's what I'm saying. All you kids think this shit is fucking new. Birkenstocks been out that long? Are you serious? No, they're like, yes. I had no idea. They were like, when I was like 16, 17, bro,

if you didn't have a Birkenstocks or Doc Martens, bro, no poontang for you. It wasn't happening. It wasn't happening. It was automatic cut. No chance. Question. Did you get the poontang in the Burger Stocks?

I didn't get any poontang anyway. Okay. So it didn't matter. But the point of it is, is that if I had to have a chance at it, I had to, you know. You definitely wasn't getting nowhere. Like, listen, you can't play in the had to you know you definitely want to get like listen you can't play in the game if you don't show up to practice i was practicing real hard i just never got in the game all right it is what it is oh man yeah see now it's the opposite

though you wear the you're out of the game really oh yeah that's what i think at least maybe i'm wrong we'll see Tell us what you guys think. Let us know. Berkey Stocks still the move. Hashtag Berkeys. Guys, let's get right into headline number two. Headline number two reads, Congresswoman Luna, FBI afraid informant in Biden investigation will be killed.

So there's a couple of new developments on this whole thing. We told you guys we'll keep you guys updated as this whole um biden probe uh or conspiracy or or they could be afraid of people revolting and actually realizing that their leader is an actual part of a coup and a traitor they could be afraid of that i mean that's definitely a fucking highly possible like i mean how much do you think people are actually going to take of this shit yeah like how much more should they keep pushing like they keep inching along thinking that this shit will just phase out and people will lose interest in it

you know last night they were going to indict trump oh i got well i'm glad you brought that up okay because i got some of that in this man and and so so this was representative uh anna paulina luna's tweet uh she tweeted out just left meeting for house oversight the at fbi is afraid their informant will be killed if unmasked based on the info he has brought forward about the biden family well is that not evidence enough that we have a major problem to me that's a massive red flag well i'm just saying like you're you're legit if this is true you're legitimately afraid that the people leading this country are such thugs that they are going to kill this person who's telling the truth. Does that represent a problem to anybody else but me?

I mean, it seems like quite a big problem. Okay? There's a fucking whole lot of us and there's like five of them. All right? Fuck them. Yeah. I mean, I'm with you, man. And it's just like, you know, when then you got White House, you know, at first there

was no business dealings. But now business, it wasn't that bad. Right. You got John Kirby, who's the National Security Council coordinator for strategic communications, denied on Monday the Biden family's business schemes represent a national security threat. Despite admitting he had not read the House Oversight Committee report on the matter. Let's watch this video real quick of him and his response. On May 10th, they issued a report showing that the Biden family allegedly funneled $10 million into their bank accounts while Joe Biden was vice president. Members of the committee have said there may be several national security concerns at hand here with their alleged ties

to the foreign countries um admiral have you read the report yourself and do you personally think that there are any national security concerns here no no okay like that's all the american people get bro look how nervous this fucking dude is he's terrified he's not nervous that's fear like guys you gotta watch this video like just like look at his body language not hearing anything that's fear look at that the head down yeah look at the handshakes that's fear bro he's terrified yeah and you know who they're terrified of they ain't terrified of biden no they're terrified of us of us 100 look at the handshake man like dude that like he is terrified listen here's what we got going on you got more on this well i mean and then you

bring it up you got comer saying that you know he doesn't want trump to win because it could lead to retribution of politically motivated press uh prosecutors you mean like they're doing to everybody else right now exactly like they're doing to trump exactly like they're doing to everybody else like you know the policy there's a saying i think it goes like you know don't start no shit there won't be no shit yeah i think that you know i think i think that's i've heard that before yeah that's the black version i think the the white version is what goes around comes around oh okay yeah but both are applicable which one do you say see i knew the black version you knew the white version well i was no no no right you told on yourself i bet them socks you wear with your burger socks are fucking gray too yeah they are

they ain't even white they're gray and you pull them up high oh man i already know okay all right how are you gonna know it's fucking two for two today guys one more i'm getting another fucking goat bitch yeah man so but exactly what i mean that goat i gotta show everybody the goat we got a lot of new watchers it's been a minute all right just so you know we give out trophies for the funny jokes who's the funniest on the show and there's a whole bunch of little trophies for the funny jokes who's the funniest on the show and there's a whole bunch of little trophies over there that you can't see but then there's this one here and it's a goat with two dicks can we can you zoom in on do we need to what do you gotta do these guys try to tell me it was an utter i mean no that's two wieners all right and this means that not only am I the goat,

but I got two big swinging wieners. That's how good my jokes are. Now, your jokes are that little bit. Now, hand me DJ's trophy, that little bitty one over there. Okay, we got to do comparison. Yeah, this one says, DJ said a funny joke. So we got my jokes and then we got DJ's jokes. Hey, you know.

All right. So one more joke and I'm getting another one. All right, that's fine. You motherfuckers better come through. We'll have three three-wheaters this time.

Better. Better be the John Holmes of goats. All right. It's got to be the John Holmes and the Ron Jeremy of goats. Bro, the whole base should just be the dick.

You know what I'm saying? You holding that close i love it okay man what anyway what do we got on this i enjoy winning bro even if it is one of these trophies hey what do i got on this dude look when's the win yeah we got a whole bunch of people who are, they've been so guilty with so much corruption and have done so much stuff. So many messed up things, you know, the, the Trump Russia collusion, making up evidence, uh, 51 intelligence officers signing it. Um, COVID the whole entire thing. All right. The intentional destruction of the inner cities of this country, the intentional race baiting, the intentional

dividing. They've done all these things, the media political establishment complex. They've done all these things. And now what's happening is they're fucking getting caught and there's stuff that's coming out that's showing the exact nature of what's been going on, which includes apparently payments from China to the Biden family to make decisions that were in the interest of China and not the interest of the American people, which is treason. Okay. And we have the FBI and these key people who are, you know, Merrick Garland, who are, you know, Joe Biden people who are like protecting these people. And then we have a Congress full of a bunch of pussies who won't do anything about it. Okay. There's a bunch of people up there. Oh,

we can't do anything, bro. You guys could do a whole bunch of shit. You're not doing anything. All right. And, and, and so, you know, these people are getting caught. They're getting scared. They're running out of options and their backs against the wall. And that makes them extremely dangerous. So there's no telling what they're going to do. I continue to believe that it's going to be a major war or it's going to be another pandemic. Okay. Um, or the entire collapse of the economy or all three at once so that we don't have an election. If Donald Trump is the nominee, whatever, whatever, if Donald Trump becomes a nominee, which I believe he will, they will, they will destroy this country to keep him from winning because if he wins, they are all going to be dealt with and they know it.

They just said it in that headline. What did the headline say? Go back again. Cruz predicts Garland will indict Trump. No, no, no. The other one.

Sorry, which one? The one before this one. Former FBI head, James Comey worries a Trump president would lead to retribution of politically motivated prosecutors. Yeah, that's what the fuck we need. We need a clean fucking house, period.

And then Trump needs to, if it's going to be Trump, he needs to go in a clean house and then shut the fuck up and go home and let America be America, which I actually believe he intends to do. I think that's exactly what he's going to be playing golf till he's fucking 100. Listen, man, that's exactly what yeah bro he's going to be playing golf till he's 100. listen man that's my personal opinion and like do i think there's better leaders that could lead the country i think there is i think we all i think we all agree there's better leaders than the ones that we're being offered okay i i and i mean this i personally think i could do a better job than any of these other okay and you guys might disagree and think, you know, I'm full of shit, but you know what? I believe it, but I'm not going to get a chance. Andy Frisella is not on the ballot. Whoever you think is the leader is not on the ballot. Motherfuckers. We have a choice between this

or that. And we have to decide what we want the country to look like for the next hundred years. And this, this actual election is going to determine that, if it's even allowed to happen, which I'm not convinced it is. I think the next 18 months are gonna be the highest turmoil, highest stress, highest divided, most volatile America that we've ever lived in. And I think it's up to us as the people

to not allow them to do what they're trying to do. I think we've gotta come together as people. I think we've gotta unify. I think we's up to us as the people to not allow them to do what they're trying to do. I think we've got to come together as people. I think we've got to unify. I think we've got to say, hey, we're not falling for your media shit. You're not going to take a crime that happens every single day and make it look like it's the worst thing ever and that it's all the white people's fault or vice versa, that it's all the black people's fault. It's your fucking fault because you're shining a massive magnifying glass on these little

things to divide everybody so that you guys can stay in power and continue to fuck us over. And most people are aware of that. Most people are up to speed on what's going on and they're arguing over stuff because they're so used to arguing with one another that they're forgetting that every time you argue with that person, every time you criticize that person, every time you hate that person, you're doing exactly what they want you to do. And so we have to get smarter. The American people, the people of the world have to get smarter. We cannot continue to fall for these divisive tactics, these false narratives, this fake outrage. All right. we have to tell the truth. We have to stand up and say, this is what I believe. Maybe I'm wrong, but I believe this and stand on it and say, this is what it is. And if every American did that, if every Americans came out and said, I stand for

this and I believe in this, you would find out that most Americans are very similar and want the same exact things. People don't want to be fucked with. They want to have the opportunity to make some money. They want to be happy. They don't want to get robbed by their government. They don't want to worry about getting shot. They don't want their family to get fucking shot. They don't want to be harassed by anybody. They kind of want to be just left alone to live in a peaceful life and have some opportunity to do well. And that's the American dream. And if we don't unify and put our petty differences aside that we've been conditioned to believe over years and years and years of division propagated by trillion dollar propagation

machines and realize, fuck, we're kind of all a little bit brainwashed against each other. And we got to put that aside and go together. Otherwise we'll never have a chance, bro. bro and it'll be over i think one thing that's actually really helping that andy is like because of how hard they've made just daily living right like the the pain points that they've been pressing on whether it's finances right even just like emotional manipulation like people are mentally exhausted of the shit and so you see a lot of these same plays that they're trying to run they're not getting the same steam you know i'm saying because people are too busy worried about the price of eggs yeah or you know i'm saying so like it's i mean as much as that shit sucks i think it it is helping a little bit not you know

not not contributing to this you know emotional wrecking ball that they're trying to accomplish oh bro listen i know that's happening dude because let me tell you a story. So we had this restaurant in St. Louis, it's called Louie's. Okay. And it's one of the nicest restaurants in St. Louis. And, um, the guys that run it are very Democrat, very left all right and because when i went to dinner there the other night the owner came up to me and basically said dude it's a huge deal that you came here uh we listened to your show you guys fought for us during covid and we'd be out of business and he goes i'm so far left and such a democrat he's like but i get. And I get what you're trying to do. And dude, it's the right thing.

And we're with it. And like, dude, that. That's what we need. Yes. Yes, bro. You have people like, look, I get labeled all this shit because y'all are crazy and brainwashed. Y'all don't listen to what I'm saying. You say, oh, you're far right.

There's nothing about me that's far right, bro. If you went back 20 years, I'd be a fucking Democrat. Okay. I'm for like far extreme freedom. And like, maybe I am an extremist and maybe I don't think violence is such a bad idea sometimes. Okay. I'm just, that's my personal opinion, but it's for freedom. It's not for right or left. And they've got us all figured out that, you know, we got, you either belong to this team or that team. And that's not true. There is a third option. It's called being right or left and they've got us all figured out that you know, we got You either belong to this team or that team and that's not true. There is a third option It's called being a decent human being common sense treats people right and actually stands for things that make sense for everybody in this country understanding that freedom is an idea

Where for it to actually exist not only do we have to exercise it But we also have to understand that other people are have to exercise it, but we also have to understand that other people are going to exercise it differently than we are. And we have to have tolerance for that. Now there are lines to that tolerance, right? We're not going to mutilate our children. We're not going to take away their innocence in school by propagating them with sexual ideology to where when they're five years old, they're already thinking about shit they shouldn't think about until they hit puberty at a minimum. Okay, we're stealing their innocence.

And when I say we, it is we, because there's a whole bunch of people that aren't speaking up or doing anything about it. You're allowing it. These kids won't get that back. So there's limits to the freedom in a common sense society. It's not just freedom.

You get to do whatever you want. It's freedom as long as you're not stepping on anybody else's toes. And there's a whole big part of society that thinks it's okay to step on everybody's toes and they're about to step on toes. They don't want to step on. That's my personal opinion. I think people are fed the fuck up and I don't think it's partisan anymore. I think it's most of the left and all of the right, except the very far left progressives that are still holding onto this ideology. I think everybody's sick of it. And if all of us got together and said, Hey man, this is bullshit. This is bullshit what they're doing to us.

And you should be able to live your life. And you know what? We should be able to do our thing. You know, we're not enemies. We can exist together. We can be friends. We can work together. We can create a harmonious community and economy and a country. And these people up here are making it impossible for us to do that. And until we all get together and we recognize that it's not us versus us, it's actually us versus these 600 people up there in Washington, DC. And probably truly, if we want to break it down, it's probably 200 people in the world. It's probably 200 very fucking rich, very powerful, very evil human beings that are literally making the life for the rest of the people on the planet

hard. And once humanity understands that, the problem can be corrected. But these people have convinced us that we are each other's enemies when we are not each other's enemies. We are just people trying to live a life and be free. And these people are fucking that up. And I think everybody sees it. And I don't care if they're left or Democrat or gay or anything like that shit shouldn't even fucking matter, bro. We're all, we're all allowed to be things under the idea of freedom.

Now we're not going to be pedophiles, right? We're not going to tolerate that shit. I don't think anybody out here wants that shit, including the, you know, especially the gay community. Cause it ruins all the progress that they've made for the last,

you know, 60, 70 years, the most progress they've ever had ever in any many societies yeah yeah man so you know i'm actually i'm actually going there tonight well i'm just telling you man the fucking food it's phenomenal the food was and i ain't clean too because i'm on program yeah the food was so good and the service was even better than that it it was one of the best dining experiences that i've had like literally ever and it's cool because it was a casual place like you know people

weren't going in there in sweatpants but you know it's it's not a big experience yeah like it was more than just going there and eating good food it was the whole i'll do this i'm going there tonight good tell the boys I said hey. No, they're awesome guys over there, though. Seriously. Well, cool, man. Let's finish this cruise, man. We got one final headline.

Our third and final headline, guys. Headline number three reads, Ukraine accuses Russia of destroying Kokoka Dam. Evacuation orders issued as ecological disaster warned. So hundreds of thousands of residents in area of southern Ukraine controlled by Moscow were forced to evacuate Tuesday after the Kokoka Dam and hydroelectric power station were blown up in an attack Ukrainian forces are blaming on Russia. Russian officials pointed the finger back at

Ukraine, blaming the damage on Ukrainian military strikes in the area. Officials on both sides of the war ordered the evacuation, citing a, quote, ecological disaster due to the threat of massive flooding along the Dnipro River, according to the Associated Press. Ukrainian authorities previously stated that the dam's failure could unleash 18 million cubic meters or 4.8 billion gallons of water, warning that it would flood Kursan and dozens of other heavily populated areas. The World Data Center for Geoinformatics and Sustainable Development, a Ukrainian non-governmental organization, estimated that nearly 100 villages and towns would be flooded, adding that it would take five to seven days

for water levels to start dropping. Here's a quick video of some of the damage. That's already flowing like that? Mm-hmm. Oh, man. Those people are fucked. It's like a good menstrual cycle. Yeah.

Heavy flow day. Yeah. extra large tampons yes um so so that's going on and like the pointing you know do you ever get this do you get this feeling that like neither one of these countries can fucking fight like it seems like you motherfuckers over there like like dude i could tell you this if this was the united states and like we would this would be over by now for real like real talk bro just end it like this thing would be over in like two days like this shit that's going on like i don't like i'm kind of tired of hearing about it i wish they would just take the gloves off and just have it out and just go and just have it be done i'm tired of talking about the thing is like there's just so much using their word misinformation right like do you remember when this shit first started, bro, the videos that were coming out that were from fucking video games?

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, like how do we know, like we know AI can produce some really crazy shit. Like, how do we know this shit's even happening over there, bro?

Yeah. I mean, we, we, we, we legitimately don't, you know? And it's like,

you know, and then you'll see videos of them walking through Kiev. The only reason I know it's actually happening and believe it's happening is because I've met people who have actually gone there, like Dakota Meyer. Yeah. Right?

Like, these guys that actually went there, came back, told me what was actually going on. You know what I mean? Yeah, but it's just like, there's just so much around. Like, you know, Ukraine's kicking ass and they killed 200,000. Like, really? Bro, i personally believe that vladimir putin could end this war at any time that he wants to um

and i think he understands that if he did what would happen yeah he would understand that it was kicking off a world war which could potentially go nuclear and i think he's showing incredible restraint while also trying to um create accountability for what happened during covid and the corruption that's been going on in ukraine that's my personal opinion how i see this well i mean dude and just like we've said it on the show right like of why he hasn't fucked america more you know i'm saying or or done anything over here i think putin also knows that they're they're still good ukrainians and that there's a separation between the that's kind of how i see it 100 because like listen you're

telling me that the third well you know what top three world fucking military powers is having a problem fucking with little old ukraine yeah because we're sending them stinger missiles there's no way there's no fucking way dude i think he's showing incredible fucking restraint this isn't me like oh i love fucking putin i'm just saying if he wanted to fucking destroy ukraine and wipe him off the map he could yeah but the so there's repercussions right like if he does that then millions of russians probably die yeah all right so he's walking this tightrope and ukraine's doing everything they can to instigate that to happen. See what I'm saying?

Yeah, bro. And the United States, too. Yeah. Well, dude, you see the report that just came out. This report just came out today. The report, CIA was warned of Ukraine plan to sabotage Nord Stream pipeline. And so I remember when that happened. Oh, that was Russia.

Russia did it, right? Yeah, well, Russia did not do it. And it came out there was no evidence that Russia was involved in Nord Stream. that was russia russia did it right yeah well you know and russia did not do it um you know and it came out there was no evidence that russia was involved in norm stream well i remember even just the durham report right russia you russia trump collusion yeah it never happened so they're doing everything they possibly can to fucking poke the bear why hasn't he fucking bit back well my personal opinion is of this particular situation is that it's very simple to identify who the bad guys are and who the good guys are by how our media, which is completely corrupt top to bottom, left to right, portrays people. When they portray people as super evil, those are usually the good guys.

And when they portray people as super good, those are usually the bad guys. And it's portray people as super good, those are usually the bad guys. And it's very obvious to see if you've been paying attention, right? Yeah. Gavin Newsom trying to make him like into some kind of presidential guy. Joe Biden's just a sweet old man, you know? But the orange man is bad.

Yeah. He's fucking Hitler, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like these, these guys, they, the people that they try to to destroy are

the people who are actually i think probably doing what is right and this is another reason why when trump was in office he got along with zishi pin he got along with putin and everybody was confused about that everybody was like man how's this guy magic well dude north korea hold on yeah but what if our media and what if the people who control our media including the elite political class now that we have controlling things right now apparently what if they are have always been so corrupt and the only reason that you believe that putin was evil and Z was evil was because of the fucking stories that they painted about him. And maybe president Trump, you know, the middle East guys, they all loved president Trump, but for 20 years before Trump, they're painting these, all the,

every single one of these people is a fucking terrorist. Okay. So there's a lot of evidence that shows that like whoever they featured in negative light actually is a pretty decent human. And when you use that logic and you apply it to Putin, and then you look at the, you look at the, uh, um, the made up Russia collusion shit. Right. And we start to look, break all these things down. You know, we end up with it, with, with it making sense that they make him look so bad. And then it also makes sense why he hasn't like killed a whole bunch more people. Now,

if he's such a fucking terrible person, right. Right. He's a Christian. And when it comes to the Z, I think China's our enemy, but they at least respected Trump. I think that's really what it is.

Yeah. Like respect respects, respect. Yeah. But now they got a guy on the inside, allegedly, and that's what they're trying to hide from people. Yeah. And that's a big fucking deal yeah i don't think it's just a guy either i think it's lots of people yeah i think they're taking their time i think they've leveraged a whole bunch

of people i think those people need to all be cleaned out when you start fresh with real americans get the turds out huh get the turds out yeah a littleds out yeah little x-lax political x-lax political x-lax oh yeah that's great I love it man well guys that was our three headlines it's time for our final segment of the show as always thumbs up or dumb as fuck

I just want to remind you yeah you every day me yeah yeah I just want to remind you you me that's right guys it's time for thumbs up or dumb as fuck that's where we show a headline we go through it and we'll get one of those two tags and so with that being said our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads

oh he's drinking out my trophy you're just going to drink your juice dude what kind of juice, Sandy? Grape. Yes. A thumbs up for dumbest fuck headline reads. Tremendous ride. Wooden Cintron 2CV sells for 210,000 euros.

So let's dive into this. I know you like cars. Yeah. I don't know much about those cars, though. See if you got some, you know, get a Woody for a car. Yeah. We'll see if you get a Woody for a wood. Yeah.

So a Centrone 2CV made of wood. Oh, shit. So a Centrone 2CV made of wood, thought to be the only one of its kind, has sold for €210,000 at an auction in France, setting a new price record for the iconic vehicle. The car, in full working order and registered in France, beat expectations when it went under the hammer in a central town of tours on Sunday. The body of the 2CV was handcrafted out of wood with the same famous curves as the post-war French classic. It was snapped up by Paris-based collector Jean-Paul Favan, who owns a museum of vintage fairground attractions. Quote, I'm having difficulty talking after this bet, Fallon told AFP by telephone afterwards.

The auction house had issued a guide price of 150 to 200,000 euros, saying it was, quote, much more than a car. It's a work of art. Auctioneer Emmerich Ruliak declared the sale a record as he brought down the hammer. The previous high for a 2CV was set in 2016, when an extremely rare 1961 2CV Sahara in almost mint condition was sold for €172,000 by Paris-based auction house Artcurel. Carpenter Michael Robillard handcrafted the wooden 2CV

wings out of walnut and its chassis from pear and apple tree wood. Used a single block of cherry wood for the bonnet, shaped with just chisels and sandpaper. Quote, crazy project. Robillard told AFP he spent five years

and approximately 5,000 hours creating the car beginning in 2011. A couple of pitches here, man. That's pretty sweet. That is some beautiful craftsmanship. Yeah, that's cool. Hey, man, that's cool. There's Rubly right there.

I know you're a car guy. I mean, you know too much. I mean, you know a lot about seats. What are they called? Citroens. I don't know. Citroens, two CVs. So is this supposed to be like the bug?

It looks like a bug. I don't know. I don't know about these cars, but I know this. I know that line he used. Go back to the article where he said, I'll go back. He said, it's much more than a car. It's a work of art.

That line's cost me a whole bunch of fucking money before. You hear that all the time? Pretty much every fucking time I bought a car. That's what I tell myself. And it's not just a car. Yeah, no, that's what I tell myself. It's like when I used to be real fat and I'd be like, oh, I'll start tomorrow. Yeah, right, right.

This is the shit that I would say. This is what you get sold. Yeah. It's art, man. It's beautiful, man. It is. It's really cool. I mean, dude, I definitely think it's worth the price. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Bro. That's,, man. It is. That is really cool. I mean, dude, I definitely think it's worth the price.

Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Bro. That's a priceless piece. I bet it smells amazing. It probably smells of rich mahogany. Yeah.

Many leather-bound books. Some good wood. That's right. You know what I'm saying? You don't even know the movie I'm talking about. No. I missed it. That's right.

What was it? Everybody else knows. Let them know in the comments. Okay. Say the line again. I don't even know the movie I'm talking about. No, I missed it. That's right. What was it? Everybody else knows. Let them know in the comments. Okay, say the line again. I don't have to. It's my show. I want to hear it. Yeah.

I might know it. My apartment smells of rich mahogany and many leather-bound books. Is it Fifty Shades of Grey? No, it's Magic Mike, bitch. Is it Magic Mike? No, it's not Magic Mike. Holy shit. Let this guy know what the fucking movie is in the comments.

Yeah, please let me know. I don't... Right over. Whale's Vagina? That's not the movie. It's not what... Oh, man. What's the movie?

We're going to get a lot of comments on this. Do you know what San diego stands for no what is this what is happening all right hey thumbs up or what oh yeah i mean yeah yeah i guess shit i don't know what are you giving it i give it i give it a thumbs up it It's a nice piece of wood. You sound like you said that before. Every morning. You know what I'm saying? Every morning. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got, man.

All right, don't be a hoe. Share the show. I drew it, box froze, fuck a bowl, fuck a stole, counted millions in a cold, bad bitch, booted swole, got her on bankroll, can't fold, that's a no, headshot, case closed.