REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 532. Andy & DJ CTI: Armed Man Confronts Squatter, Chinese Nationals Invading America & "USA Are My Pronouns"

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss an armed Florida man confronting a squatter who took over his house while he was overseas, Chinese Nationals with ties to the Chinese Communist Party being releas...ed into the United States, and middle schoolers in Massachusetts tearing down pride banners and chanting, "USA are my pronouns."

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ. Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. That means cruise the internet. We put up headlines on the screen.
Starting point is 00:00:35 We speculate. We talk about what may be true, what we think is bullshit. And then we talk about how we as individuals can collectively contribute to solving some of the problems going on in the world. Other times you tune in, we have many different shows within the show. We have a Q and AF show. That's where you get to submit questions. We answer them on the show. You could submit your questions a couple of different ways. The first way is guys, you can email those questions into askandyatandyforsella.com or you can go on YouTube and you can find the Q and AF episodes
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Starting point is 00:01:15 We all need some love, especially our YouTube. All right. Now, other times you tune in, we have real talk. Real talk is five to 20 minutes of us just giving you some real talk. And then we have full length. That's what you see with most other podcasts where a bunch of people
Starting point is 00:01:27 sit in a room. We talk about it. And what's it? Well, we talk about how fucking they got to be so fucking badass and awesome and how you could do the same. All right. And then we have 75 hard verses on a pretty regular basis nowadays where people who have completed 75 hard or live hard come on the show and tell their stories about what it did for them and what it can do for you as well. Now, we do have this thing we call the fee and the fee is very simple. For those of you that tune in just for CTI, you get the current events, right? And we all understand that. However, this show is a personal development show and I share a lot of tips and tricks on how to become a better human and better in business and kick ass and make more money and just have an all-around better life. And I do that for free. Okay. This is a personal development-based show. It's an entrepreneurship-based show.
Starting point is 00:02:15 And you might think like, well, why do they cover current events? Well, think of it like this. If you got bad soil and you try to plant crops in that bad soil, they never grow. All right. And the same thing is true for entrepreneurs and freedom. If we do not have freedom, if we are oppressed, if we are taxed to death, we can't grow our businesses. So it's important that each and every person out there that is interested in becoming successful and running a business becomes equally as interested in what's going on in the world. So we try to do both here, right? It's peanut butter and jelly. And we have this thing called the fee and the fee means share the show, right? We don't run ads on the show. We don't run ads for the show. The show has grown entirely off word of mouth. I don't take offers, which I get plenty of them because I don't want
Starting point is 00:03:01 you guys to think I'm being leveraged or told or censoring myself based upon somebody's paycheck. I make good money doing what I do. And all I ask is that you guys share the show. So we say pay the fee. That's what we're talking about. Now, what we got? Yeah. What's going on, brother?
Starting point is 00:03:17 Nothing, man. So one thing that I do. What? It has been a minute. I need it today. It's been a minute it's it i i need it today it's been a minute i need it today i don't normally run ads i know we just said we don't know yeah i you know but if i were to run ads if i were to run ads i might accept some extra money from this company that you might have heard of before it It's called First Form. Yeah. All right. For this delicious orange sunrise energy drink that I'm about to bless myself with.
Starting point is 00:03:50 Bro, you could be a hand model. Yeah. I've been told that many times. You got a face for a hand model. That's right. I know that. I have a fucking fact. But anyhow, this is wonderful.
Starting point is 00:04:02 And I'm sure after I drink this one drink, we're going to produce the best fucking show ever. So let's get on with it. Dude, so I've been with you. All right. Yeah. Ready. All right. So I've been with you for like three and a half years now, right?
Starting point is 00:04:20 And one of the things that I've tried to maintain doing uh i call them my little weekly meetings right so i meet i go check in with chris on tuesdays typically yeah sit with him for maybe 30 minutes just talk to him right catch up on but then one of the other things i always try to do is sit down with your dad right because your dad's awesome right um and so i was sitting down with him for probably about 30 minutes or so today. And we were talking about his trip to France and how he got to see you. Did you ask him about his crush on the trans woman? I didn't want to bust his balls on that. But we were talking, we were talking about his, his biological father, right?
Starting point is 00:04:56 The dad of D-Day. You mentioned him quite a bit on the show. And he didn't die at D-Day. He actually was in D-Day and survived and fought for six months which i just found out i didn't actually know that he was on utah beach on d-day and survived it until yeah until they just went to france and found out yeah we all thought that he came after d-day and then somehow got shot in deployment but what actually happened was he landed on the fucking beach fought his fucking ass off survived and then got shot in the back fucking six months later that's what happened
Starting point is 00:05:31 yeah it's crazy yeah we were just talking about it and like you know he felt like imagine finishing basic training and then two days later you're on a fucking beach you're on the fucking beach yeah right like crazy shit right but we were just talking about it and and he was like, yeah, you showed me this, like, piece of paper they gave him with a bunch of contacts and shit. And, you know, in these situations, you know, they keep records of every service member, you know, for the most part, most major, you know, events, as long as they can go back. But they keep records, personal effects, things like that. Somebody has it.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Right? And so he's looking through this list. I'm like, Pops, let effects, things like that. Somebody has it. And so he's looking through this list. I'm like, Pops, let's just fucking call them. And so we were able to call the U.S. Army Human Resources. I was able to get in touch, press the right numbers on the fucking thing. So we're actually working on right now of them trying to figure out what all they have on your grandfather, dude. And they're supposed to get back with us next tuesday so oh that's cool man yeah like i thought that was a pretty cool day yeah i thought it was cool to find out that like you know i mean fuck i just found
Starting point is 00:06:34 this out a fucking week ago right that this motherfucker actually like got off the fucking boat like in the water ran across the beach like it's such crazy i know but bro listen real talk like it just motivates me more to fucking do what we're doing here because like this is bitch shit compared to that. Right? Like, like if I can't fucking say what I think or what I believe or what I think the problem is
Starting point is 00:06:55 because I'm fucking scared, bro, I'm a fucking bitch. Knowing that that man's blood runs. Yeah, no, I can't do it. Not acceptable. Yeah. And I'll never fucking stop for you guys in the three-letter places the thing i'm gonna get tired of this no we're coming for everything that's a fucking fact man yeah so i just thought that was cool man so i mean it would be a cool
Starting point is 00:07:14 to see this uh see this see how uh this develops man i just thought that was pretty cool so weekly meeting with pops that's cool that's cool well make sure you let me know yeah of course i got you i got you so uh so yeah man we got some interesting things man but first i actually want to pull something up we got to talk about it you actually sent me this um but i figure we talk about it what's that plies oh yeah oh yeah so so plies this, he's a, how would you describe him, Joe? He's a music artist, rapper, hip hop. Right. I don't really, I mean, I know someone like. Dumbass.
Starting point is 00:07:50 My girl, like, I know the girls like Plies more than the guy. Do they? Yeah. He's like a ladies man, right? Yeah. Cool. Girls like that dude? Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Really? Yeah. Man, they're fucking, must have their beer goggles on. Yeah. I don't know what it is, dude. I don't know. But he tweets this out a couple of days ago okay the tweet reads colin kaepernick took a knee lost his job and half the country said he disrespected america now most of the country correction trump gets impeached
Starting point is 00:08:18 twice gets indicted twice and started an insurrection on the on the capitol and those same people want him to get his job back and said they would vote for him again. So he tweets this out. Yeah, he's getting fucking destroyed. He is getting hammered. Now, and listen, you guys know how we do it on this show. We're not on the Trump train.
Starting point is 00:08:38 We don't play that bandwagon shit. We just lay out the facts how they are, right? And nobody can really argue with the state of the country when Trump was in office. You can't argue with it. And specifically the black community, right? Because we're starting to see the true effects in the hood. I thought it was just absolutely amazing
Starting point is 00:08:57 because he's getting fucking destroyed in these comments, right? So I got some of the comments here. Let's just go through them, right? Let's do. Let's cruise the comments. This one says, stick to being a rapper. And mind you, look at the engagement.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Look at the likes. Yeah, everybody, like, dude, I read them, dude. Oh my gosh. He's getting fucking destroyed. Somebody says, Plaz, I fuck with you, but this ain't it.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Your boy Joe is the biggest American crime family to even do it. Get your facts right on both sides. This is what I was saying yesterday on the show about black america figuring out waking the fuck up what's going on uh this this uh this lady uh she replied she says uh now plies i love me some you but baby make sure you have thoroughly done your research the democratic party was never set up for us black people but since we don't read or educate ourselves it's constantly the blind leading the blind now don't get me wrong there's a ton of republicans
Starting point is 00:09:49 that were a joke too but think about it why do you think they wanted him out of there so bad it's an agenda wake up fucking right boy that ain't a fucking real temp man get her on the show yeah all right yeah uh master, he chimed in there. Oh, bro, I owe him a fucking callback. Do you? Yeah, just reminding me. I'm sorry, Maj. Bro, he fucking texted me twice about doing some shit with him,
Starting point is 00:10:14 and I haven't gotten back with him yet because I was thinking about it. So if you're listening, Maj, I apologize. What a piece of shit, man. I know. I am. Jesus. I know. I can't help it.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Andy, fuck. It's racism. That's what it is. Yeah. Well, I mean, technically, if you would have called him back on time, that's white supremacy. That's racism. I saw that. If you wake up early, it's white supremacy, bro.
Starting point is 00:10:31 You're actually good, bro. You're on time. But yeah, Maja's replies, he said, yeah, Plies isn't the guy to take political current advice from. He's clearly asleep at the wheel. And dude, it just goes on and on and on. He's getting hammered. And one thing that I really like is this comment here it says this is a good one this is why y'all gotta stop listening to celebrities quote unquote celebrities yeah
Starting point is 00:10:53 quote unquote celebrities 3 000 because people are understanding that they're bought and paid for bro it's a it's an influence yeah it's an influence it's just like influencer marketing hey post this shit i'll give you some money okay post right yeah uh very low iq statement right here yeah dude so i mean he's getting hammered andy yeah uh well he fucking should rightfully so yeah bro like shut the fuck up unless you know what you're talking about these people have fucking these democrats that you continue to defend have ruined your fucking culture in black America. They've stolen the money that was allocated for your for your communities. They've fucked your school systems.
Starting point is 00:11:34 They've made it so their crime runs rampant intentionally. So they have problems to come and promise you that they will solve. And they've done this for years and years and years and years and years. And then they blamed all the white people and white people ain't the fucking problem, bro. White people are not coming into your fucking communities and killing all the black people. That's not happening. Okay. So we, this is what I was saying on yesterday's show. We have to be able to address the facts of the situation if we ever want to solve the problem. And this is really great to see. Um, not because it's political, but because it indicates that
Starting point is 00:12:03 people are waking up to the real problem of what's going on, which allows us to then come up with a solution that is great for all Americans. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Like these were posted on two of,
Starting point is 00:12:14 I would say the most, uh, it was world star, wasn't it? Yeah. World star was one. Uh, but I mean,
Starting point is 00:12:19 you're talking about like true accurate temperatures, right. Like where people are not filled with bots and shit like that right like true genuine real responses and dude it's fucking i mean it's it's overflowing it's cool dude it's really good to see it's really really good to see because dude like my dream of this my it's not a dream it's an objective of this is to get to a point where if black americans and white americans can figure out that we are not each other's enemy they have no power over anything that is fucking it
Starting point is 00:12:52 it's over for them they're done it's over for them if that happens yeah that is the key strategic move that has to happen for america to truly become what it was always supposed to be yeah and dude and history shows it. Like, when you guys look back through this country's history, any time anyone where there has been this massive move to unite, just look what happens. They kill them. Just look what happens.
Starting point is 00:13:21 You know? And, like, you think about unity, right? It's like, what's wrong with unity? We should all. You don't think it's strange that fucking jfk got fucking whacked you don't think it's weird that martin luther king got fucking whacked right you don't think it's fucking weird that any single person that calls for a healthy relationship amongst all americans gets discredited and drugged through the media and told they were fucking bullshit or kill sometimes yeah sometimes killed like, there's a reason for that. That young woman's comment, who happens to be black,
Starting point is 00:13:51 is great because she understands exactly what's going on. It's an agenda. I fucking love seeing this. Yeah, I just thought it was awesome. I thought I wanted to just pop that up there real quick. But that being said, let's hop back on and see what he thinks of shit. Oh, that motherfucker. That's your favorite dude, bro.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Yeah, we'll come back. We'll play footsies right here. Listen, listen, I like Hawk. A lot of people don't like Hawk. I like Hawk. I think Hawk's got a decent- I want to like Hawk. It just makes it really difficult for me, man.
Starting point is 00:14:22 You know what? I think it's going to become blatantly obvious what the fuck is going on and i think eventually because it's like standing on the edge of a cliff and the waves are washing it away eventually there's nowhere to stand and you got to say fuck i was wrong you know i'm saying yeah anyway yeah that's real man well guys let's get to cruising uh remember if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfersella.com You can find them there or you can drop down
Starting point is 00:14:50 in the YouTube description below and check them out there as well. So with that being said, headline number one. Headline number one reads Armed Florida man confronts squatter who took over house while he was overseas. Police. I feel like i've heard this
Starting point is 00:15:09 that this could be happening this could be a thing you know i was watching this show dude and like i was watching it for like three years yeah there was the two dudes man it was like a white dude and a black dude well ebony i can't remember the show but like they for like three years every single thing that they said on the show came true eventually it was amazing yeah and then like i remember them talking about this issue you know many many times and uh you know where they talked about like how in venezuela this is you know exactly what happened or you know how it's happening here and how you're gonna go on vacation and you're gonna come back and there's gonna be migrants living in your home like i feel dude
Starting point is 00:15:50 i know they talked about it dude yeah like many times i'm not making it up what's that show called i don't know man but i'll tell you what they're two handsome motherfuckers you remember that with big huge dicks yeah you remember that? With big, huge dicks. Yeah, you remember that part. Let's dive into this, man. So an alleged squatter was arrested in Florida. You know what else I remember? What was that? They were funny, too. So an alleged squatter was arrested in Florida.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Especially the vanilla one. The vanilla one? Yeah, he was real funny. All right, let's go. He had some he had some seasoning a little bit yeah more than just salt and pepper you got mrs ash that's some basic white people motherfucker i guarantee you i'm coming to your fucking house Right after this You won't find it I guarantee you You won't find it You're gonna call Alex Tell her hide it
Starting point is 00:16:48 You won't find it I don't use Mrs. Dash Motherfucker I know you pull that shit out With your fucking socks And your Birkenstocks on bro And you be doing some magic In there with your mustache
Starting point is 00:16:57 Did you see fucking Tim Grover's post Called out Birkenstocks That's cause he's talking to you How dare he He's talking to you Well I mean Tim listen to the show, bro.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Listen. He hits me up when we say good stuff. The people have spoken. What? They like Birkenstocks. Do they? Yeah, they do. Okay. When people are gone. Almost everybody. Alright, let's do this. Let's get back to this. Okay, so... I guarantee you got that fucking spice, bro. No. You got Frank's Red Hot?
Starting point is 00:17:24 Top of T.O. You got Frank's red hot uh top of to you you got frank's i think we got some frank's in there all right yeah there's some frank's in there and and the top of to you frank's is the shit put that shit on everything that's not an ad motherfucker i'll run some ass for frank's red hot frank's pretty good i like that shit i use that shit you guys pay me money i talk about all the time it's good shit yeah and as long shit. You guys pay me money. I talk about it all the time. It's good shit. Yeah. As long as you don't tell me to talk about some bullshit. Yeah. No doubt.
Starting point is 00:17:48 Pay me, Franks. All right. So an alleged squatter was arrested in Florida after a homeowner, fresh off of a seven-month trip to New Zealand, said he returned to the house and found it trashed and burglarized. Authorities with the Marion County Sheriff's Office arrested Zamoy Brown on Friday after the unidentified homeowner in Ocala confronted the man and fired a gun in an attempt to get the suspect to leave, according to the sheriff's office affidavit reviewed by Fox News Digital.
Starting point is 00:18:21 The homeowner told authorities that when he returned home from his trip he found his home in disarray and several items were missing he reported the incident to police later that same day the homeowner slept in a closet in the home in an attempt to catch the squatter why would you go to sleep when you're trying to catch somebody yeah i don't i don't really get that part it doesn't sound safe maybe maybe he was just so, like, he just felt so violated that he felt like he had to fucking get the, like, he had to fucking confront him. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Yeah, but why are you going to go to sleep? Yeah, yeah. And it's 8 p.m. Maybe he jet lagged, bro. I don't know. He might have been jet lagged. It's possible. But the homeowner's alarm went off at 8 p.m.
Starting point is 00:19:06 and he saw Brown peeking into the closet where he was sleeping, according to the affidavit. The homeowner shouted at Brown to leave the residence and the two reportedly began arguing about who actually owns the home. According to the affidavit, the homeowner used his Beretta handgun to fire a shot at his front door in an attempt to get Brown to leave. Brown fled the residence and called authorities saying he was shot. Brown also said he owned the home he was squatting in.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Brown was ultimately arrested and hit with various charges, including misdemeanor trespassing, misdemeanor possession of marijuana, and felony possession of a controlled substance without a prescription. Authorities said they found a rock like substance in Brown's pocket upon his arrest, which tested positive for methamphetamine and another bag containing marijuana. Brown told authorities after his arrest that he'd been living in the home for a few months and that he was the only other person staying in the house. He said the windows and doors to the home were unlocked when he first arrived at the residence, adding that the house had been vacant for three years. Brown is now being held on a $4,000 bond.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Andy, what do we got on this? I mean, we've already talked about this a bunch of times, that this is part of what they actually want to happen. This doesn't have i don't think this guy is a migrant but what's going to happen and you know just like i said a minute ago uh these guys told me on the show that i watch with the big show yeah huge dicks they told me that these migrants were going to start living in people's homes when people went on vacation. And they said that like probably, I don't know, like 40 times over the last three years. And they also told me that in Venezuela, this is how they did it in Venezuela, but also how they're doing it in Europe. And all jokes aside, you have the mayor chicago talking about uh remember we covered that issue
Starting point is 00:21:07 where the black community was pissed off because they were putting the migrants in the black community the mayor of chicago says about his own people okay we have a duty to serve and take care of these people all right and it's highest priority, higher than the priority of actual American citizens. Then you have New York's mayor, Eric Adams saying that regular citizens should house migrants in their own home. And then you have this situation where people in the government are busing these migrants around to different cities. And then you have the situation where a lot of these people who are coming here, most of them are actual criminals from these other countries, including Chinese nationals, military age males who are literally being distributed throughout the country. And we have these people who still think it's racist to say that America belongs to Americans.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Americans that come here and go through the process of immigration like my family did and like this man did to my right over here and like Zeeshan did and like plenty of other great people did who come here and contribute. That's what this country is built upon. What this country was not built upon was millions of criminals who are being dumped out of third world country prisons to be allowed to come to America and then be distributed around by our government under the guise of jokes. Like we're just going to send them to Washington. We're just going to send them to New York. Abbott, who's doing these things, is just as guilty as Joe Biden. That's what you guys are failing to understand. And this is a uniparty move to destabilize the United States, to demoralize the culture, to create a situation where people who are rightful American citizens who own shit will not have the right to actually own their shit because they're
Starting point is 00:23:07 going to give all the rights like we discussed over and over and over again to the migrants. And they're going to protect them with the law and they're going to hold you accountable to the law. All right. So they're going to ignore whatever they do and they're going to hold you accountable. So this man, this is lucky this happened in florida because had this happened in california or new york fucked bro you wouldn't get your house back no you'd be in jail and if you did anything like shoot this dude in the face which is what he deserves i mean i'm pretty sure that's what i would do in fact i'm not pretty sure if you come in my house you're not supposed i already had to happen once. And the dude went to prison. The next time you're dying. All right. I'm sick of this shit.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Everybody should be sick of this shit. And everybody out there should be speaking up against what's going on because while you're busy arguing over trans rights, which affects 2% of the population, they're allowing our country to be invaded. They're allowing these criminals to be distributed. And these people are not asylum-seeking migrants. These people are military-age males with no wife, no kids, no place to go, no work, nothing. And they're putting them in your neighborhoods. Why would they do that? And furthermore, if they were to create a situation where, I don't know, there was an uprising and these people who don't belong here were to realize that they are protected by the law,
Starting point is 00:24:39 whereas the actual American citizens are held back by the law from defending their own property and they needed an army to fight the uprising. What do you think they would do to the migrants? Do you think that they would issue them weapons and uniforms and say, hey, if you take it, it's yours, which is what they've done in other countries. All right. So this is not misinformation. This is not conspiracy. This is happening. And it's only a matter of time before it comes to your house. And so many of you watch and listen to this show. I see the numbers. Okay. And you're not saying anything. You're afraid to share the show. You're afraid to share the messages. You're afraid to speak out. And that afraid to speak out and that fear of speaking out
Starting point is 00:25:25 is going to end up putting you in a vulnerable situation that may cost you everything you own or even your life and this is real shit that's happening right now so yeah i mean and dude it's something there's there's there's a more sinister thing to this right like that people i believe people need to really, really get wrap their heads around, right? The goal of this, right? Like you said, in other states, you know, the homeowners will be arrested, thrown in jail, right? If they can get you to stop fighting for your home, you will not fight for your homeland, right? And that's the goal. And all of our other quote unquote, adversaries out there watching us are countries that truly would love to take up this massive amount of land that we have.
Starting point is 00:26:11 And you talk about, OK, well, how would they do that? They do it like this. They just bring people under the fucking border, military age men, and then pull the fucking uniforms out and put them back on and we're good right and they only need a couple of examples of things or situations like this right where a homeowner come home and finds his home being squatted in right you only need a few a few instances or a few uh cases of these that will turn the public's opinion right and a few more cases of these where the homeowner's getting fucking fucked up because of doing it bro bro, demoralization sets in. What about Daniel Penny? Right.
Starting point is 00:26:49 What about this dude who, on a subway, restrained a man who was threatening violence against people of all races on the subway, restrains a man, the guy guy dies and then they put this dude in jail and they indict him what do you think the reason of that is the reason of that is to make people fearful for standing up for their own people what they know is right that's correct yeah it's not just enough it's what they know is it's about's correct. It's not just enough. It's what they know is right. It's about squashing any resistance. And if they're trying to squash resistance like this with these extreme cases of lack of common, everybody looks at that and they're like, this is bullshit. Okay. But they can't connect the dots into what it actually means. And if they can show you one, two, three, four, five examples
Starting point is 00:27:45 of where the rightful person gets persecuted for doing the right thing, now we're in a situation where everybody doesn't do anything and that allows them to do what they want. And if they're trying to squash resistance by making examples of Daniel Penny or other Americans that rightfully belong to be here standing up for their own people and their own property. Why do you think they're doing that? Why are they doing that? Why are they trying to create a situation where people are afraid to resist? It's because they're afraid of the resistance. So if you would just stand the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:28:26 And use your voice. And call bullshit. And call for accountability. And be a vocal American. Which is the least you could do. Considering millions of Americans have died for this country. The least you could do is speak up for what you believe to be right. If you would do that. This shit would stop fast. I listen, man,
Starting point is 00:28:51 I'm very frustrated because I'm very frustrated with the fact that there are idealists who believe that they are doing the right thing by allowing these people to come here and be here. And it's always the same kind of people. It's people with the 50,000 nose piercings in their face, with blue hair, okay, who have grown up in an upper middle class household and are advocating for every virtue signaling movement that's out there. A company with the wine moms from the suburbs who think they're doing the right thing,
Starting point is 00:29:32 who are drunk every day at fucking two o'clock, who don't know shit about shit, don't provide shit, don't do shit, don't contribute to anything productive except these movements. And what's dangerous for these people is that they don't understand the role that they're playing and the gravity of what they're helping to usher in. And when this starts to come to a head, those are the least capable people of protecting themselves or actually operating in a chaotic environment. And they're going to be screaming for people to help them. And there ain't going to be nobody to help. And not only is there not going to be nobody to help,
Starting point is 00:30:09 there's going to be people that see you as the reason they're having to do very drastic shit. And it's going to put you in danger. And that's where we're at. It's real shit. Guys, drop down in the comments. Let us know what you think.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Hashtag Homeland. Tell us where you stand. This is how they redistribute the property, dude. many times how many times do we talk about this on the show a lot how many times have i said on the show you'll go on vacation you'll come home and there'll be somebody living in your house and you won't be able to fucking do anything about it okay it's very frustrating to sit here in this chair and do this show for fucking free For years and years and years and years And then just to watch this happen as as we call it
Starting point is 00:30:52 And the reason it's happening is because not enough of you are getting activated and using your voice You're still afraid of the boogeyman that doesn't actually exist They use bots for 10 years to silence people on the internet. They've used censorship. They use propaganda with the mainstream media. They've done everything they can to make you feel like you're the only one that thinks this way. And you are not the only one that thinks this way. Everybody with common sense understands what's happening now. And there's a very small percentage of very loud people who are trying to manipulate you into silence. And they're doing so with many different tactics,
Starting point is 00:31:31 cancel culture, silent majority, political correctness. They've made it impossible for you to want to say anything that offends anybody. These are weapons against free speech that they have let happen over the last two decades that have taken full effect on society. And now we have situations where criminals are not being held accountable. People that shouldn't be here are allowed to be here. We have people advocating for it saying it's racist. Bro, anybody who says it's racist to keep these people out of america is a criminal they are part of the plan like i don't know what else to say man i feel like we say everything on this show and then it happens and like it just continues to happen it's frustrating dude and like until it like when it comes to your door, you're going to think different.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Yeah, no, that's real. And dude, it ties right into our second headline, guys. Headline number two. Staying on this talk of immigration. New report just came out. Headline reads, Mayorkas releasing Chinese nationals
Starting point is 00:32:42 with ties to CCP into United States. Who's been saying this? releasing chinese nationals with ties to ccp into united states who's been saying this military age man who's been saying this dude yeah so so a huge portion of the migrants coming across are fucking Chinese Communist Party nationals of military age, without families, without women, without children. They are invading our country right here, right now, because you guys won't speak up because you're afraid to be called racist. House Homeland Security Committee Chairman Mark Green out of Tennessee
Starting point is 00:33:22 said this week that, quote, military aged Chinese nationals with ties to the Chinese Communist Party and the People's Liberation Army had been released into the United States by the Biden administration. We talk about policy decisions in exchange for millions of dollars. Here's one. Green made the comments during a Wednesday press conference announcing an investigation into Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas over, quote, dereliction of duty in regards to securing the southern border, which has seen record numbers of illegals crossing under Joe Biden. Quote, Secretary Mayorkas has put the national security of the United States at risk.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Terrorists, suspected terrorists and enemies of our nation have flooded across our borders, Green said, before noting that there had been a massive surge in Chinese nationals, many of whom are military aged men with known ties to the PLA, ties to the CCP, who have crossed our southern border and have just been released by Secretary Mayorkas into the United States. I can't make it up. It's fucking infuriating. Bro, what's infuriating is that so many people are silent. It's infuriating.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Bro, I've come on this show for like the last three plus years and like literally called the place. This is what's going to happen. This is what's going to happen. This is what's going to happen. And three months, six months, nine months later, what happens? It happens. Okay. Now I'm telling you, they are invading our country right now with this migrant crisis. And it's only a matter of time before shit gets so bad that they issue these people weapons against the people of the United States.
Starting point is 00:35:11 Or they just throw their fucking PLA uniforms back on. Exactly. How would you invade the United States? That's a Trojan horse. Hold on. How would you invade the United States if you were another country? How would you do it? You couldn't land boats on the fucking,
Starting point is 00:35:28 you couldn't sail boats across the ocean because we shoot missiles at them and they'd be sunk. It's impenetrable on our coast. You couldn't parachute people in. You couldn't come across the border because we drone strike everybody. How could you get people here? You could use the-
Starting point is 00:35:43 Could you send them in a fucking mail? The emotional manipulation and pull on the purse strings of the hearts and minds by saying that it's a moral thing to do, virtuous thing to do. Invite millions of these people through our borders under the guise of immigration and asylum seekers. Like I said,
Starting point is 00:36:01 then they just go in their little fucking bags, pull out their uniforms and bam. Bro, it's so frustrating for me to sit here and because of the idealists of this country who think they know everything who end up being wrong about everything we're literally losing our fucking country right in front of our fucking faces i can't fucking stand it dude yeah and here's the thing like i think people are like they're they keep well they're gonna change it like they're listen they have no plans on fixing any of these policies no they're gonna accelerate they're gonna they're gonna speed it up they're gonna speed it up man and bro the governors of
Starting point is 00:36:40 these states are just as criminal just just as like Abbott in Texas, bro. He belongs in this, whatever Biden gets, he belongs. He just sent the first bus to California. Listen, bro,
Starting point is 00:36:51 every single border state that's allowing this to happen deserves the same punishment as what the president deserves. When this is all over complicit in the invasion. Yeah. And, and do when this is done, when we, when the good people of America somehow get power back,
Starting point is 00:37:04 cause I'm going to tell you right now, we're getting it back. That's a promise. Okay? These people are all going to have to be fucking dealt with. They're all going to have to be rounded up. They're all going to have to be shipped back. And all the blue hairs and the fucking wine moms with their pinkies up and shit that don't pay attention to anything that's going on, don't have a fear in the world, don't have
Starting point is 00:37:23 a worry in the world, who think it's to to virtue signal for these crazy stupid causes these people are literally going to throw a freaking fit about what's going to be required to fix this problem because it ain't gonna be pretty no it ain't gonna be pretty it's gonna be fucking real unpretty yeah and the thing is if you're silent now just stay silent when it starts to happen yeah that's just how i feel about it i'm sick of it all bro like i can't stand that we're losing our country because of these these people who literally who literally cannot comprehend what's actually happening they think this is like oh i'm such a good person because i say that these illegals should be allowed to come here like no you're not you're a moron you don't understand what's going on and eventually
Starting point is 00:38:09 this might probably cost the lives of potentially you or your family's lives bro and then you see have you seen these uh and then what are you going to say oh i was wrong i was sorry the same shit you all said about covid. Oh, you know, I was wrong. Bro, you're always wrong. You guys are always wrong. You're the useful idiots that communists write about that they manipulate to intentionally subvert everything that they're trying to take over. Yeah. Or you fall victim to the influence propaganda campaign. But either way, the track history isn't that good for you.
Starting point is 00:38:45 You know what I'm saying? But dude, like- At this point, if you support this shit, you're the track history isn't that good for you you know what i'm saying but dude like at this point if you support this you're a traitor to america yeah no doubt but dude have you heard some of the like you know far left progressive communists have you heard like the the one lady off the view dude she's making a comment about the illegal immigrants coming over she's like donald trump he wants to build the wall. Who's going to clean his toilets? And who's going to? And everybody's like, oh, shit. That was a couple years ago. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:10 But it's just like, that shows you how they look at them. That is a true accurate measurement of that woman's character. Correct. You know, and like that, like she meant that shit. Yeah. She didn't even think twice about it. She didn't realize it was even wrong until the crowd groaned. Yeah, everybody was like, oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:39:24 Even Whoopi was like, all right. Yeah. yeah that guy i think that got him kicked off the view yeah yeah yeah yeah but it's just like like yeah i don't know i don't know guys tell us what you think in the comments drop down let us know bro this shit's coming to your door it's coming quick man it's coming and we need we we are going you should just go ahead and reconcile in your brain that the that cleaning this up is going to be very difficult and very hard and very hard to watch yeah well i mean even ask yourself this right like this these millions of people that are being that are pouring in right like look around your neighborhoods and your communities right tell me how much you see being built how many new houses are being built how many new apartment complexes are being
Starting point is 00:40:09 built right and we got millions of people coming in where are they supposed to go no they're supposed to go in people's homes like we were talking about in the first topic that's the plan yeah people do not bro they're saying it openly do you think that the new york mayor it openly. Do you think that the New York mayor, uh, Adams, do you think that was an accidental slip of the tongue? No, fuck no. This is what they do. They did the same thing in Venezuela, bro. It took like 10 years and all of a sudden, bro, all the fucking criminals had all the
Starting point is 00:40:36 shit and all the good citizens had to leave the country. That's what they're doing here. It's fucking disgusting. Guys, tell us what you think down in the comments let us know bro these people laugh at it too like they laugh yeah you know like they like these these progressives like these people these communists they laugh they think this shit's funny just so you know if you're like a regular human that supports this whenever this shit all come like the mask comes off and it's like hey full-blown communism. They kill you first
Starting point is 00:41:06 The useful idiots get killed first the people who provide no value who aren't willing to work who have been sold for Years and years and years on getting free shit from other people's labor Those people get killed they kill those people so like all of you people who are You know advocating for this just understand that if you're not producing and you think that you're gonna just accumulate someone else's wealth or portions of it or this redistribution of wealth that you hear all these people talk about just understand that never happens in this play that's not that's a lie that they tell you to advocate for them and
Starting point is 00:41:45 then whenever they get in power they fucking kill those people because those people don't contribute to the overall betterment of the society so like it's like you're you're advocating for your own execution eventually no and if you understood history which you don't because all you do is sit at home and play video games and like fucking fuck off and dye your hair blue and shit um you because you don't understand history you're advocating for your own demise yeah i'm surprised just side note here i'm surprised there bad day yeah like i'm very pissed off about what's going on yeah like it's it's very difficult for me to sit here in this chair and do this shit for free for fucking years and years and years
Starting point is 00:42:38 and have to watch it happen because people won't share their own opinions or their own views and won't speak up, won't get involved, won't get engaged and instead comment, well then do something about it. What the fuck are you doing about it? Nothing. You're sitting on Instagram commenting. You're still fucking consuming all their food. You're still consuming their medicine. You're still consuming their propaganda. You're still consuming their digital assets. You're still consuming their medicine. You're still consuming their propaganda. You're still consuming their digital assets You're becoming more and more and more of an ineffective human which is the play because they need you dependent on them And you're asking when is someone going to grow you are the person that's supposed to save you This is not an outside job
Starting point is 00:43:19 Okay, the revolution that you're looking for that you want to happen. That's within you That's in your mind, your heart, and your body. And once you get those things into place and you remove yourself as a customer or a leech of their system, it takes their power away. That starts within all of us. That's why I say the saying, personal excellence is the ultimate rebellion because it actually is. And it's what we need. and it's actually the only thing that will actually defeat what's going on real man true and it can be done quick that's the thing in a hundred days bro you could totally change your whole life you know what i'm saying like in a hundred days you're gonna go by regardless anyway guys drop down in the comments tell us what you guys think on this bro i'm so sick of seeing this old man go up in front of our country every single day and
Starting point is 00:44:12 smile and laugh when he's done all this fucked up shit to fuck our country up i cannot stand it it's hard to even tell what's like a good day or a bad day for him you know as far as like mental As far as mental being there. These people are true criminals. They're communists. They've sold out America for money, and they don't intend to stop. You hear that reporter ask him today? It's interesting to me that some of you guys think that this election that's coming up is somehow going to be won with a vote.
Starting point is 00:44:42 No. Fuck. You cannot convince me that this man who shits his pants on live television got 81 million votes, which is more than Barack Obama. Okay. And I didn't vote for Barack Obama. But Barack Obama was the most charismatic, the most hopeful campaign ever run that I've seen in my entire life.
Starting point is 00:45:07 I was too young to understand Reagan when it happened. Everybody wanted him to do what he said he was going to do. And he came in and did the opposite. All right? That dude was magical when he got elected. He was the perfect magician to convince people that I'm going to fix stuff and then pretend that he was going to do everything in our interest and then dismantle everything on the back end.
Starting point is 00:45:35 All right? I watched it happen. A lot of us did. And you're not going to convince me that Donald Trump beats Hillary Clinton, then gets, I don't't know what is it how many more millions of votes did he get in 2020 over 2016 it was a ton okay and that this man got 80 this guy got 6 million more votes than donald trump and more votes than barack obama you're fucking insane if if you believe that He campaigned from his basement.
Starting point is 00:46:06 He campaigned with 12 cars in the parking lot. They introduced COVID for this specific reason to not have to campaign so that this man, you could not see how little of a crowd and how little enthusiasm Americans had for him. That was part of the intentional play. Okay, and you really think that in 2024, they're just going to allow Donald Trump to come in and win the election? You're insane, bro. You're insane.
Starting point is 00:46:37 This is going to take a lot more than what you guys think. And it starts right now with you getting your own shit together. Guys, drop down in the comments below. tell us what you think on this topic but with that being said let's move to our third and final headline headline number three headline number three reads usa are my pronouns middle schoolers rebel against pride month indoctrination this is is good. This is, this is good. So adults in a Burlington, Massachusetts community are calling for action in response to middle school children, tearing down pride banners and chanting USA are my pronouns. Uh, the principal of the school reacted to the student's choice of rebellion, uh, against Pride Month by saying, quote,
Starting point is 00:47:32 when one individual or group of individuals' beliefs and actions result in the demeaning of another individual or group, it is completely unacceptable. Quote, the Burlington community is calling on town leaders to take action in the wake of a recent middle school incident during which students disrupted a Pride event, reported Boston.com. So on June 2nd, students at Marshall Simmons Middle School reportedly disrupted the school's so-called Spirit Day celebration for Pride Month, which was sponsored by the school's Spectrum Club,
Starting point is 00:47:59 an LGBT student group, which I don't even know why the fuck there's a LGBT student group in i don't even know why the fuck there's a lgb student group in middle school i have no idea well it's easy to have one when you start training them when they're three that's true uh as part of the event spectrum club had decorated the school with signs that read quote happy pride month as well as posters with messages such as, quote, why it's not OK to say that's so gay, according to a letter sent to parents from the school's principal, Carrie Purchase, obtained by Boston.com.
Starting point is 00:48:34 They also put up rainbow streamers and pride flag banners and handed out rainbow stickers, as well as encouraged students and faculty to wear rainbow colored clothing. But some students purportedly reacted by tearing down the banners and signs behavior that the marshall simmons middle school principal referred to as inappropriate other students chanted usa are my pronouns in the hallways and wore red white and motherfucking blue uh clothing and face paint instead of the suggested sounds like an insurrection bro i fucking love this story sounds like an insurrection but the truth is these kids got more balls than some of these motherfucking people out here in the real world in reality
Starting point is 00:49:15 at least while they still have them no shit you know but fuck man this shit fires me up uh it continues to say in middle school administrators responded by calling the students actions, quote, completely unacceptable and said that it was, quote, demeaning to other students while also likening it to violence. Of course, quote, I fully respect that our diverse community has diverse opinions and beliefs. I also respect individuals right to express their opinions through clothing choices and freedom of speech, Purchase wrote. She continues, when one individual or groups of individuals' beliefs and actions result in the demeaning of another individual or group, it is completely unacceptable, the principal said. Purchase went on to say that she stands in solidarity with the students and faculty that were allegedly impacted by the student led protests.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Quote, I am truly sorry that a day meant for you to celebrate your identity turned into a day of intolerance. The principal wrote. Yeah, it's not a fucking day. It's every day, every day. And it's every day of the year. It's not every day of the month. No. OK, when was the last time that you were celebrated for liking pussy bro uh i'm just saying it's true no hold on well that's what we're
Starting point is 00:50:32 talking about here yeah we're talking about celebrating who likes to fuck who and what parts you like on your mouth okay like that's what we're talking about. It's the most absurd shit ever. And it doesn't belong in any school. It doesn't even belong in fucking high school or college. You know why? Because it's not appropriate for us to run around and say, I should be celebrated for who I like to fuck. Like, dude, that's what we're talking about here. And this whole movement is based around who I like to have sex with. And I'm supposed to be celebrated for that. That's absurd. And it's indecent.
Starting point is 00:51:13 And it's not what America stands for. Okay? These people, this shit, this pride shit, the gay community doesn't even stand with it anymore because they understand that it's destructive to all the progress that the actual well-meaning, great, well-adjusted citizens of the gay community, the lesbian community, and the bisexual community have fought for for decades. And they've turned it into a fucking joke. The gay community isn't even with the pride month anymore. Now it's become a complete
Starting point is 00:51:47 indoctrination, demoralization, lowering of IQ, removing of decency. Like, dude, like we're really going to celebrate people legitimately for who they like to have sex with. That's what we're talking about. And these are kids. And they take the symbol that is like the most kid symbol ever. Like, bro, rainbow will never be acceptable again. Like, they fucking ruined it. When I was a kid, a rainbow was like, oh, man, it's a rainbow. Where's the leprechaun?
Starting point is 00:52:24 Yeah. Now the leprechaun likes dick you know what i'm saying it's just like come on man dude dude it's become a straight leprechaun bro that's it it's not okay to be straight and what's interesting is how she talks about you know how about celebrating the identity of people's achievements and their work ethic and the grades they get or how exceptional they are in their sports or their schooling? This is absurd. And all you parents that go along with it and you teachers that go along with it, you are literal morons. You're teaching your kids to be ineffective in life and you're going along with it. I'm sorry, but when they get to be 18 years old and you're going along with it i'm sorry but when they
Starting point is 00:53:05 get to be 18 years old and they go out in the real world which doesn't happen till they're 30 now all right their little rainbow card ain't gonna get them shit why should we hire you bro we're i'll take dicks up the ass yeah you know what i deserve a fucking award for it please yeah you know like actually i deserve more fucking award for it. Please. You know, like, actually, I deserve more money. Yeah. Because, like, I like my ass penetrated. Like, I deserve more for that. You know, like, I should get a raise.
Starting point is 00:53:34 Like, this is absurd. It's absurd shit, man. And we don't even recognize how absurd it is because we're getting used to it. I love that all these companies that are promoting this shit are getting fucking torn up too. And like, bro, I'm going to tell you another thing. I've been anti-cancel culture because I'm trying to keep the peace. These people are never going to stop. They're never going to stop.
Starting point is 00:53:57 It should be completely rejected by everybody for fucking ever. One thing is you also alluded to, andy like no man this is middle school they shouldn't even be doing it in high school but crazy thing is in this same school district they did it in high school got a video for you so the article uh says this is not the only time in which students reacted unfavorably to lgbt propaganda being shown to them in their school recently a video surfaced online showing students from a high school in California vocally objecting to having to watch a Pride Month video in their class. Here's a video.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Here's a video. Good. Good. Good. Good. You're the one being inappropriate. So the class is clearly objecting and you threaten them with fucking detention. That's what they do.
Starting point is 00:55:07 What do they threaten people with to speak their mind? Jail. She needs to be fired. Bro, listen. These people are ridiculous. This shit is ridiculous. Having kids at drag shows is insane. It is just reassuring to see the kids. It's great.
Starting point is 00:55:21 You know what that is? That's parents in the household saying, no, this is bullshit. And your parents need to get better about that. I'm so sick of seeing it, dude. I'm so sick of seeing it. And while they're doing this and we're sitting here arguing, they're allowing CCP nationals to come across the border and shipping them into your neighborhoods. And you think
Starting point is 00:55:46 Governor Abbott is doing a great thing by shipping them to different places. That's part of the strategy. They're distributing their fucking troops. Yeah, man. Bro, we're in for a rough road, dude. And by a rough road, I mean violence.
Starting point is 00:56:04 It's going to, it's going to come. It's it's you guys in the three letter agencies that ain't doing shit to stand up for this. You're fucking pussies, bro. Real talk. You're violating your oath to America and what you think. I saw this guy the other day, the FBI representative, Ted Cruz was hammering him. Josh Hawley was hammer hammering him. And this guy had the opportunity. He was right there, bro, to tell the truth and change everything in America. And this dude crumbled like a fucking pussy. He crumbled.
Starting point is 00:56:37 That's the the assistant deputy director. Yeah, he said, he said, you know what? I'm just not going to talk about it. And he refused to answer it. And you could see it on his face. And bro, you, I'm talking to the man who did that. You're a traitor to this country for the rest of your fucking life. I'm sick of these people, bro.
Starting point is 00:56:59 There's no reason this man shouldn't already be arrested. All of these people that are doing this should already be arrested. No. Well guys, it's time. Time for that. Dude, it's infuriating.
Starting point is 00:57:15 No, it is man. Like, I don't know if I'm having a bad day or what, but like this shit is, I'm infuriated by this. No. Like the fact that there's grown adults allowing this shit to happen
Starting point is 00:57:25 all over the country and like not just standing up for what they know is right. It's disgusting. You're going to let this dude do totally destroy the country because you don't like some other dude's tweets.
Starting point is 00:57:44 And only because I told you not to like them. Bro, this is going to cause a bunch of shit here. And all these people that are advocating for this, they're going to get wrapped up in it, and they're not going to be capable of operating in it. No. The most vulnerable, weakest people of society are speeding and quickening the destruction of our society and when it gets to the point of violence which they all
Starting point is 00:58:12 are the ones that call for that they're not going to be able to handle what happens that pool noodle and fucking trash can living listen dude for you. Listen, dude, the majority of America are held back right now by the double standard in the legal system. Mm-hmm. All right? It's a dam that's holding back a massive tidal wave of violence and corrective action that will be done by the citizens, and that dam is cracking a little bit every day.
Starting point is 00:58:44 And you guys that are on the wrong side of this, who continue to advocate for this, you do not understand what you're doing. And there will be no mercy for you when this happens. I can promise you that. And that's not my decision. That's just people are that sick of it. It's history.
Starting point is 00:58:59 Yeah, it is history. There's going to be no one to protect you. The police that you think are on your side will not be on your side. Because once they figure out that that's the way it's going they're going to go right with that flow too just like all the rats that have jumped ship in the media you know like this is very dangerous dude yeah i hope i'm wrong too dude just so we're clear like i hope I'm wrong too, dude. Just so we're clear. Like, I hope I'm wrong. I hope that the election comes in and there's an election and someone. It's safe and secure. I hope so.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Yeah. But I don't think it's going to happen. No. If I'm wrong, I'd be happy to be wrong on this. Because if it continues, what I just said is going to happen and it's going to be real bad. Bro, how many police officers you talk to that are like, fuck this shit? All of them. You know how many three letter dudes are in my DM saying, bro, I'm with you guys. This is fucking bullshit. All of them. You guys who DM us and say that shit and you're not standing up in your own agency
Starting point is 01:00:05 and blowing the whistle and fucking having courage, you're the problem. I hate to say that. You're a patriotic person that signed up to do something for the country. I understand that, but you're failing right now. And this is your opportunity to actually make your life mean something. You're failing. That dude on the stand with cruz and holly that dude is a coward for life he knows it too i can see it on his face to see it on his face oh there's no recovery in that no because what he what he's going to come to realize is that he fucking sold his country out because he was a fucking coward no you will not sir you will not be able to live with that that was your chance, bro.
Starting point is 01:00:45 You fucking failed. Well, guys, it is time for our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's where we throw a headline up, dive into it. And we'll get one of those two options. So with that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads. We got some cocks for you. Oh, really?
Starting point is 01:01:04 I like cocks. Bloody Ecuadorian. I want to be celebrated. I want an award for how much I love cocks. Well, you got two of them. You do got to do that. Yeah, I know. But I want more money.
Starting point is 01:01:15 Yeah. I want to be able to say whatever I want and not be held accountable. I want to be able to do violence and not have to go to jail. I want a whole bunch of shit, actually. Yeah. I want everybody else's shit for free. Right? That's what I want because I able to do violence and not have to go to jail. Like, I want a whole bunch of shit, actually. Yeah. I want everybody else's shit for free. Right? That's what I want.
Starting point is 01:01:28 Because I like cocks. That's fair. You know what, bro? I'm just going to start identifying as gay. That way I can do whatever the fuck I want. I'm actually trans. That's what I am. I'm a trans lesbian.
Starting point is 01:01:40 I'm a lesbian. Trans lesbian. I'm a lesbian in a man's body. So I am actually part of this community and as a representative of this community i demand more yeah right right i want a fucking award bro i want a certificate i want i want to i want to raise because i love dick everybody you're gonna be the most jacked lesbian i've ever seen i'm just saying i'm for the ones that like it rough all right
Starting point is 01:02:06 it is what it is but i identify as that and you can't argue with it what's the new name there is no new name i was just because names don't matter oh nothing matters okay i don't know if you're gonna do like that doesn't matter yeah butgbtq element of p yeah right plus minus yeah next is gonna be fucking multiplied divided i'm just saying man i'm just saying that's exactly what's going on on the other side yeah like we fucking pimped us you know i'm saying with the fucking exponents and shit. Like these trans people saying, if you wouldn't date a trans woman,
Starting point is 01:02:51 you're a bigot. No, bro. I just fucking- Just not gay? Sorry. How is this real? How is this reality? Make love to me Bro, hold on
Starting point is 01:03:08 Like, stop And think about it How is this reality, bro? The science Like, it's like these people are reading out of a completely different fucking book And it's all backwards By the way way that's intentional i don't know what to think dude but i'll tell you this i'm fucking tired of it yeah all right so what we got we got cocks yeah more cocks yeah so uh a plethora of cocks
Starting point is 01:03:45 little cocks free cocks it's a big one huh yeah a gaggle of cocks gaggle yeah this is a big one uh so thumbs up dumb as fuck headline reads bloodied ecuadorian pilot keeps cool after giant bird slams into cockpit cockpit yeah it was a cock in the cockpit get it you see what i did there all right that was yeah it was decent no guess what andy i'm a trans lesbian too okay well then that was a great joke or the fucking that was the best joke i ever had guys give him three trophies let's dive into this so the pilot couldn't be ruffled terrifying video caught ecuadorian aviator ariel valiente keeping his cool after a massive bird smashed into his cockpit the bird is seen dangling in front of him as he holds the stick before turning the camera to show his bloodied face with his air filter mask hanging
Starting point is 01:04:48 to the side. Quote, in Vences, Los Rios province of Ecuador. Now how the fuck can you read that? But you can't read half the other shit. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Well, I practiced this shit like
Starting point is 01:05:04 30 times before we recorded. 30 times yeah well you need to practice like some basic words yeah i'm trying to say like like how do you pronounce this way is this pilo yeah pilo is that people i'm just saying like that was so good pill it like pilot there's no excuses anymore oh wait i forgot you were part of that community all the excuses everything i just said all said because I don't want to get sued. All right. In Vinces, Los Rios, province of Ecuador, a huge bird struck through the windshield of a crop duster plane midair. Fortunately, the pilot, Ariel Valiente, managed to control the situation, aviation news outlet FL360 Aero said on Twitter. A self-described semi-retired flight instructor wrote, quote, when in a stressful situation, pilots will revert to the first thing they learn.
Starting point is 01:05:53 That's why initial training is so important. Pilots are taught to adhere to the axiom, aviate, navigate, communicate to first fly the plane, then navigate and finally speak with air traffic control when the emergency is under control it is unclear what kind of bird was involved in the frightening incident but some people just uh suggested it may have been an andean condor which can have a wingspan of up to nine feet this is a massive fucking bird that's a big cock it's a big call yeah damn he did it you got it that's right it's my inner lesbian talking yeah so so the video so the video of the horrifying encounter why is anybody listening to this show
Starting point is 01:06:42 because it's great yeah it's great this is great okay yeah we think even if it's just me and you bro it's great yeah you know what i'm saying oh my god uh but yeah so i got the video video it's horrifying uh and the video quickly went viral so here's the video holy shit holy shit bro Holy shit. Holy shit, bro. Holy shit, dude. That looks like a fucking pterodactyl. Bro, it's massive. This is like Jurassic Park.
Starting point is 01:07:17 Look at the fucking claws on that thing, man. Bro, that thing was trying to eat the airplane. Bro. He thought he was going to have a snack. Oh, man. That dude got busted up i like he's just he was just smiling well this is a great story for him they lived right oh yeah he's fine yeah everything's fine he's fine holy shit plane took some damage but holy shit dude bro that's crazy i could not bro you guys if you guys are listening you have to at least go to youtube and watch this so you can see what happened here dude it's fucking insane i don't get
Starting point is 01:07:51 like blown away by many things that's crazy it's a big fucking bird bro look at the size of those fucking talents look at the size of that cock. I think the cock bit's even bigger, bro. Yeah, right, right. Yeah. It's a BBB. That's a big brown cock. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:17 Is that racist? I mean, it's historically accurate. So it's factual information. No comment'm sicilian bitch bbs hurt my feelings andy what we got on this thumbs up dude it's incredible yeah dude he kept this cool the whole time so that's fucking awesome good job dude well guys andy that's all i got yeah don't be a hoe Share the show

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