REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 558. Andy & DJ CTI: Dems Demand 1000% Tax On Assault Weapons, Facebook Files Reveal Lies & Wild Brawl On Alabama Dock

Episode Date: August 8, 2023

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Democrats demanding a 1,000% excise tax on assault weapons, Facebook files revealing big tech's extensive meetings about Hunter Biden's laptop, and the wild WWE-style brawl that broke out on an Alabama dock.

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Is that your move? What's up? Yeah. Is that how you got Alex? That's actually exactly how I got Alex. Yeah, I can tell. You practiced that shit. That felt a little weird. Nah, she was on me, man. I ain't gonna lie. Huh? No cap. She was on me.

You got a big week? Yeah, it is a big week, man. You got a big week? Listen, I think part of me, I want to turn my fucking phone off because I'm tired of dealing with everybody else. Oh, bro. Weddings are a nightmare. Bro? Yeah. Listen. Never again. part of me i want to turn my fucking phone off because i'm tired of dealing with everybody else oh bro weddings are nightmare bro yeah listen never again that's kind of the point yeah right yeah sure yeah i ain't doing this shit ever again yeah ever again i don't i don't never yeah yeah i don't blame you dude just one time it's a

fucking shit show yeah and and you know what's? Is everybody's coming to drink and no one gives a fuck. Bro. True. Your friends too. My friends too. Yeah. They don't even want to go. They don't even want to go.

How many weddings do you actually want to go to? Yeah. I was just there for the liquor. I'm just saying. It's true. This is true. Have you ever went to a wedding you really wanted to go to? No.

Me neither. Not a single one. And if I did want to go, it's because I wanted to get fucked up. Am I lying? This is true. We're like, fuck it. It's day drink time. We're going to drink all day.

It'll be all right. Get dressed up. Open bar. Listen, get dressed up. Day drink. It's fun. You're like, yeah, okay. But like real talk.

I get it. Do you really fucking care? I get it, man. I mean, I'm sorry. Maybe I'm just somebody who doesn't like real talk? I get it. Do you really fucking care? I get it, man. I mean, I'm sorry. Maybe I'm just somebody that doesn't give a fuck. I don't. No, I mean, yeah. But I'm down to come.

I go to my friend's weddings and do all that shit, but like real talk. Like you put all this stress in, all this money, all this fucking work, and you could have just had a barbecue. You know what i'm saying morris party yeah yeah yeah that's really what i mean yeah hey guys uh i want to bring up something real quick before we get into our topics before we start cruising um so many women are mad at me

right now i fucking ruined their fucking special not they fucking know because like, I'm sure they're like, yeah, no, he's right. Yeah. They didn't want to go either. Yeah. No. No, dude. It's just a fucking hassle. I don't know.

It'll be fun though. Yeah. I'm sure it'd be good. We'll see. Oh, all right. It is. Yeah. Make sure.

Yeah. No, it is. I made sure there will be no, no, but but light? No. No, I'm just playing. Cut that out. All right. What? I was going to get me some. I think we do got Stella.

Oh, that's your shit. Yeah, I know. Stella's there. Dude, I drank a beer about, I don't know, two months ago. I drank half of a beer. That was enough, dude. I was like fuck you couldn't do it yeah really i think i told the story on the show no yeah no i i did remember i

looked around and i'm like everybody's fucking wasted and i'm like these fucking people are playing right into the agenda i thought i told you that i tell you oh yeah bro we were at we went to eat for emily's birthday and we both ordered a beer. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I told her. You did. You did. Couldn't do it, man. But that was with brunchers.

That was a little different. I can't. I don't know. I feel like the environment made the beer worse. Maybe. I might be done with alcohol, bro. Yeah. Like, done, done.

I'm not going to sit here and claim it like I'm done forever, but I don't have any desire for it. Yeah, that's real. That's real. Nothing wrong with it, man. So what's going on? Well, dude, so this is uh this is a big topic going on right now it's elon musk and it's it's i have such a hard time

getting a real good like i feel like elon doesn't want people to love him i think he just wants people to like him does that make sense like i'm not sure what to think dude it's just weird man but either way that elon musk and mark zuckerberg it's a real thing again like it's real it's gonna be on and popping um and apparently now this headline reads elon musk announces his battle of the billionaires showdown with mark zuckerberg will be live streamed on x with all proceeds going to charity for veterans as the world's richest man reveals how he's preparing for the fight. So Elon Musk has claimed that his showdown with Mark Zuckerberg will be live-streamed on X with all proceeds going to charity.

Both Musk and the Facebook founder have been pictured training since the former tweeted the idea of them facing each other in a cage match in June. Dana White has even chimed in. Next June? No, that's when they started talking about it was in June. Dana White even chimed in. Dana White was quick to get involved in the budding clash between social media moguls,

remarking that the clash could take place in the UFC and would be the biggest fight of all time. So Elon Musk tweeted this out just a couple of days ago. He says, or yesterday, I'm sorry. Zuck v. Musk fight will be live streamed on X. All proceeds will go to charity for veterans. And then he followed it up with, he says, quote, am lifting weights throughout the day, preparing for the fight. Don't have time to work out.

So I just bring them to work shouldn't you be practicing fighting if you're gonna fight yeah i mean i mean does lifting weights translate to fighting very little yeah i mean it's i mean i know everybody thinks it does ask anybody who's jacked because listen zuck zuck's been going mean, he's been training pretty heavily. Oh, he's got a blue belt. Uh-oh. Go, Zuck. Uh-oh. Let's go. Uh-oh, he's got a blue belt.

Same as Medot. Medot, could you take Zuck? I would kill Zuck. So how many belts are there between where you are and black belt? It goes white, blue, purple, brown, black. Yeah, so I mean, I don't know. You got the fight thing going on. But I want to point out a bigger move that Elon Musk is making right now

that I thought was pretty interesting. Let's tell Elon Musk. Well, apparently he's beating the shit out of him in the children-making category. Elon Musk has nine children. He has nine fucking kids. Read that. Children. Nine.

Holy shit. I didn't even see that. Holy shit. Damn. Look, dude. i don't even see that holy shit damn look dude what if it's this what if it's they're gonna come together and then and tell all the truth about everything they're gonna get everybody to watch and they're gonna get all the fuck it'll be the biggest audience of any event ever in history they're gonna get everybody to watch and then they're like yeah this is what they're doing that'd be awesome that'd be pretty fun that's what you guys should do yeah i mean like dude it makes sense because like you know as this is developing the

fights and shit that's funny that's cool but this headline comes out elon musk vows to go to war against companies that punish employees for activity on x i saw that yeah so i thought that was pretty cool elon x owner elon musk said on saturday night that his company would go to bat for people who are punished by their employers for things they do on his social media platform he tweeted this out he says quote if you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform we will fund your legal bill no limit please let us know and he he's had quite a few people like respond to him um and he says he says he follows up saying and we won't just sue it will be extremely loud and we will go after the board of directors of the

companies too good yeah i mean like i said like i just feel like he doesn't necessarily want people or need people to love him I don't like him yeah look dude you know I I don't know man I've oh that's Lex Friedman in there huh and that's GSP who's that guy on the left there John Donner who's that is he a coach of the best

GDC coaching world okay um fuck you can afford it i like lexus stuff yeah i like his stuff yeah dude it would be a lot cooler instead of you guys fighting to just like come together and tell the truth about what's going on in the world because i know zuckerberg has been heavily compromised he went on rogan and said so you know i mean he told us what was going on with the fbi fucking leveraging him basically on rogan yeah and and you know he's definitely making uh zuckerberg is making more of an effort and i'm putting my tinfoil hat this is a big ass stretch but i mean zuckerberg has definitely been making a real strong effort to be more accepted by traditional male standards you know like what you would traditionally call an alpha male or what these pussies would call toxic masculinity right

like he's starting to fight he's starting to like get jacked he's starting to you know use that first form protein you know what i'm saying like he looks good you know what i'm saying yeah uh but all i'm saying you know is dude do the right thing you know i'm saying, you know, is dude, do the right thing. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Cause that window is going to close. Yeah, it is going to close bro.

And this is dangerous and Musk knows it. That's why he's putting out this lawsuit shit. Yeah. You know, and I, I feel like Zuckerberg, my opinion has my, my,

now I don't think he's like by any means, like, like-minded to me and you. Okay. But I don't know that he is this villain that he's been made out to be i feel like he's trying to show people that he's like a normal guy and these guys got their claws in them like right away and he's chosen yeah dude and that's another thing too like people don't understand that would be one way to get out from underneath that bro get the whole

world to watch and then show what they've done. I mean, I know it's wishful thinking probably, but. I think he was chosen because we talk about it like the actors, the actresses, everybody that we see. These people are chosen. They're selected. It seems to be that way. Right. And so like if we apply that same sort of thinking in this situation, I think he was chosen and

I think he woke up and realized that he was chosen, you know, and he's trying to make this, you know, wiggle out of it. Yeah. Yeah. It seems like it's possible. I don't know. It seems to me like the moves he's making are to try and show people that he's not this like alien dude that they made him out to be.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's also like, you know, you see how yeah it's also like you know you see how these celebrities are controlled you know like did you see the jamie foxx shit so jamie foxx uh neo just had the same thing happen to him neo oh who that is um oh the rapper yeah yeah the singer guy yeah really what do you say he called out the trans he just so he did an interview and they were talking about the trans issue yeah he's like, I just don't understand what it is about these kids.

Like, why? Where are the parents at? Like, he calls it out. Then he doubles down his statement. Then he apologized? And then apologized. Come on now. Yeah.

I stand by the LGBT community. Moving forward, I will better educate myself. I mean, it's completely scripted, right? And it's just an obvious sign of control. Well, dude, I think most people are seeing this. Like, when Jamie Foxx apologizes the way that he did, when in reality, he really named nothing wrong or said nothing out of line or out of factual context,

and they're getting attacked. Like, these people are showing their cards, bro. Too much. And people are starting to understand. And they're getting to the point where you can't ask questions you can't even ask real questions like if you ask things like this do you think it's okay that government officials that have been elected to our congress and our senate or high political office have dual citizenship and if you even ask the question you get labeled anti-semitic

well how come we can't ask questions? Why can't we just ask questions? That's the point. They don't want questions asked because some of the most evil people in the world are using these generalities to hide behind. These elite people have been genius about how they've designed their defense based around these generalities. And I think the more they make these people apologize,

the more exposure it comes to what's actually going on, which is there's a bunch of criminals who all know each other working together to fuck everybody else. They're just fucking criminals, bro. And they use these things as defenses. You know what I'm saying? I don't understand. I think people are starting to see it.

They are because it's becoming too fucking obvious yeah when you attack somebody for you know like the control mechanisms for all of these celebrities is insane dude like it's insane like it makes you wonder like is this just a threat like hey if you don't fucking do this we're gonna we're gonna make you not famous anymore or is this a threat like hey uh if you don't fucking do this, we're going to make you not famous anymore? Or is this a threat like, hey, if you don't do this, remember that thing you did over there at Epstein's house? You see what I'm saying? Exactly. Like there's a fucking couple hundred very evil people, very powerful people that are doing things in the world that are not good for the rest of the people in the world.

And they don't want you to point it out no matter what you say. And so the more that they do this, the more people realize that we're not living in a free world. We're living in a highly leveraged, highly controlled reality that actors and influencers and celebrities and politicians are all operating off of some sort of leverage that we don't quite know what it is. But I find it interesting that, you know, we can talk about the CIA killing John F. Kennedy, potentially, probably. Okay. Allegedly. Right. I think it's true, but we can't identify who's on jeffrey epstein's island right you see what i'm saying so like what what is like i think aren't people kind of finally putting it all together

like what like what's your take yeah no no same thing i mean like i mean you should even go down to the trump indictments like how does trump have more indictments than anybody on Epstein's list. And he's not on it. He's not on it. People like to throw Trump. I'm glad you brought that up. They like to throw Trump on that list and say he's friends with Epstein. People don't realize that when Trump found out what Epstein was doing,

he kicked him out of Mar-a-Lago. The narrative of what the Democrats are told about Trump on that particular issue is another Russiagate shit. Like it's totally false. And I don't, it doesn't matter what you think about Trump. We have to stop buying into these identity politics or teams or whatever. We just start thinking critically. You know, it's, it's. One plus one equals two, man.

Yeah, bro. Like, you know, it's weird to me that people are still falling for these labels of like racist and anti-Semitic and fucking bigot and misogynist. Like, dude, they're clearly using this to stifle the truth or to intimidate people from speaking the truth. And it's working. And the only way it's going to stop working is if people stop believing it and start calling it out for what it is it's bullshit it is bullshit we should be able to ask questions about anything that's going on on the planet with any group you know like i saw this did you see the um did you see the shit going on in south africa yeah with the kill the boars whatever yeah calling up for white genocide okay and how uh who was that new york there was that uh who's that washington post did what well that's they

took it out of context and they said that it was a conspiracy theory right and the people that are spouting like pointing and saying hey uh fuck that yeah right that they're white supremacists and racists for calling it out for pointing at something in another country and saying that's not okay they're screaming kill white people and they're killing them it's not it's not it's not that they're not killing them there's thousands of them have already been killed and people will argue well those people are living on occupied land or whatever right that have been that was stolen from them okay that's not the same discussion like what are we going to justify that because if that justifies it then the native americans here have the right to genocide everybody else everybody else in the united states it's justified

no is that the logic we're using it's a terrible precedence okay like dude what and then and then how far back are we going to go so are we going to go back and say well actually this belonged to the cavemen so the cavemen have the right to genocide everybody including the american indians like there's no logic here okay there's things in the human in human history it's called conquering all right and cultures conquer other cultures and this is happening right now and people don't understand it. This is happening on a global scale right now. This isn't just one country that's being conquered. This is an entire global movement of communism that is led out of the World Economic Forum and the biggest banks in the world that are literally trying to impose communism.

And you can see it. You can see it with how they're pushing AI. People like to say, oh, AI is this beautiful thing. But you're not really thinking it through, bro. I see a lot of working class Americans saying, oh, no, AI can't build houses. Yeah, not yet. Right. Okay. And when they totally eliminate human capital or the need for it, what do you think they plan on doing with people?

You know know people have this fantasy in their head they're like oh it'll be great i'll get paid i want to go to work that's not how the fuck it's going to work it's not what will happen that's not what will happen okay like when we think about these things we have to think them through okay like i read this fucking article actually uh my buddy sent it to me a guy who's been on the show, he's a good buddy of mine, very, very smart, sent me this link of an AI program that this wine company implemented, okay?

And this wine company had like 200 something employees, I think it was like 250 employees. And they had a 2000 or something catalog of wine that they had to teach the AI, right? But they had these salespeople and these salespeople had to be educated on all the different wine. Well, they were able to teach the AI, the wine library in like two or three days. Okay. So you know what they did? They fired all of their fucking people. Okay, and this is how they're working to eliminate people from the workforce so that they can impose straight up communism on society. Like it's all part, it's all together.

And it's all happening right now. And so the biggest conquering that's ever happened in human history is happening right now by a small, very wealthy wealthy very powerful group of elite human beings allegedly human beings who are working to take literally everything from every fucking citizen on the fucking planet and keep it to themselves that's what's happening right now in this point in time in history you see what i'm saying yeah man fucking crazy dude what a time to be alive yeah it ain't gonna be for long if we don't do something about it shit well i mean back to your point be cool if these guys call that shit out i wish they would

dude i wish these guys would start telling the truth you know musk puts out real tweets about real shit that's actually going on and calls it the fuck out what it is he put george soros on blast uh today or yesterday you know saying exactly what soros did he brought up that clip from uh soros being interviewed where he calls himself basically a god yeah bro these people are this is insane like you guys do not understand how these people look at you they do not think you're a human being they do not look at you like that they look at them as elite level above you class i don't even think they think that we're people i think they think we're fucking like cockroaches who infest their shit. And now they've convinced the dumbest people in the world about fucking climate change.

And when the climate is always changing, you got Ilyan Omar out there talking about the hottest summer ever in 170,000 years. How the fuck do you know that? You got a time machine? You probably probably do you know what i'm saying like dude we got we like we gotta get smarter bro and time's running out yeah it's real shit man we should be able to ask questions at least elon musk understands that he's one guy who's somehow i don't know if he's part of this shit or not because he doesn't seem to get the same treatment as all these other dudes that talk out you know what i'm saying so i don't know what to think of it but i know this i know there's some fucking really bad shit happening and i know people should ask questions and i know people

deserve to be able to ask questions without being labeled certain things. And if they label you certain things, you should tell them to fuck off. It's that simple. Yeah. That's simple. Well, guys, let's get into this cruise. Remember, if you want to see any of these headlines, pictures, articles, links, videos, go to AndyFacella.com. If you're also on YouTube, you can drop down in the description below and check them out there.

But with that being said, our headline headline number one headline number one reads democrats demand 1000 percent excise tax on assault weapons high capacity magazines so this is new this is coming out the way it's not new in the sense of like you know they haven't tried this before this is the second time trying this. Wait. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So hold on. Yeah.

A thousand percent tax on a PMAG, a magpul. Yes. On an AR-15, a thousand dollar run-of-the-mill AR-15. Yep. So now it's $10,000. Doing the math right i mean yeah maybe yeah so how much is a p-mag now 20 bucks yeah yeah bro it's insane man let's dive into it this is fox news article reading uh more than two dozen house Democrats put forward legislation Friday that would slap, quote, assault weapons and high capacity magazines with a 1000 percent excise tax, a change that would raise the price of a 500 dollar weapon to 5000 dollars in a bid to reduce access to guns across the country. Representative Don Beyer out of Virginia and 24 other House Democrats introduced the legislation Friday. It's the second time Democrats have put forward the idea. Beyer and 37 Democrats proposed the same idea last year when Democrats controlled the House,

but it never moved. The text of Beyer's new bill was not out as of the weekend, and it was unclear if any changes were made from his 2022 version. His bill from last year imposed the tax on any magazine or related device that can accept more than 10 rounds of ammunition. The same 1000% tax would be imposed on any quote, semi-automatic assault weapon, which last year's bill defined as a cinema semi-automatic rifle or pistol with a fixed magazine of 10 rounds or more or that have other various features. Now under that rule, a weapon that normally costs $2,000 would force customers to pay more than $20,000.

A change Bayer argued last year could help, quote, curb the epidemic of gun violence. He says, quote, Congress must take action to stem the flood of weapons of war into American communities, which have taken a terrible toll in Uvalde, Buffalo, Tulsa, and too many other places, Bayer said then, quote, again and again, assault weapons designed for use on the battlefield have been used in mass shootings at schools, grocery stores, hospitals, churches, synagogues, malls, theaters, bars and so on. Now, the NRA replied back. They the National Rifle Association has argued gun control advocates invented the term assault weapon to, quote, deliberately confuse the public and advance the political cause of gun control. Uh, the NRA says the term quote unquote assault rifle applies only to

automatic weapons while gun control advocates are looking to put controls on semi-automatic weapons. Um, by a Bayer's new bill was introduced a day after more than 100 Democrats told house speaker Kevin McCarthy, they are quote unquote disappointed that the House GOP leaders haven't moved any legislation this year to curb gun ownership in America. Do you see something interesting reading this? You see all the places that he listed out as, you know. Yeah, all the mass shootings. Yeah.

That were done by mentally ill people that were done by people that are leaning democrat that are done by their people yeah like where where's the where's the legislations of fucking the reason these people want gun control so bad is because they understand that the second amendment is the only thing that stands between them having complete totalitarian authoritative control over the entire world and not that's what they understand they understand that and then you have joe biden on tv saying oh what are you gonna go hunt deer with kevlar but that's and you have all these dumb asses who like don't understand right they it's white liberal people who know for real who scream when they see a gun, who cry when they see a gun legitimately.

OK. Trying to push this and every single gun owner in the United States understands very clearly what the Second Amendment is about. That's what you guys don't understand. There's no way to get the guns. There's even if you pass a law, you're not getting them period. And that's it. Nobody's coming. Nobody could come take them. You don't, what do you have a bunch of, you have a bunch of pro two way police officers, military come take people's guns. They understand what the two ways for they understand what's going to happen. So what are you going to drone strike the entire fucking United States? Like what, what do you guys think you're doing? It's not going to happen. It's never going to happen. And it doesn't matter if you pass laws for it. The reason these people don't like assault weapons. And the reason these people

don't like these kinds of guns is because we intend to use them against you. If you keep stepping on our fucking toes, that reality and they know this so they push for it that's what it's about so you should ask yourself why we're sending if if we're such friends with ukraine if we're so friendly with ukraine and they're people that we care about and they're people that we love and they're people that we are willing to help why are we sending them all of our guns and then trying to take them away from us right well so they can defend themselves andy so why do they want to take them from us this is everybody understands this and these old crusty

pieces of shit continue to try and make it about hunting or ain't dude you guys are the most tyrannical group we've ever had in the history of the United States. The second amendment was designed for you. And we're not so stupid that we don't fucking understand that. In fact, gun ownership amongst Democrats is at the highest level ever. Do you know why? It's not because of crime. It's because they're afraid of the same shit. They understand exactly what's going to happen if the population gets disarmed, which I don't give a fuck how many soldiers you have.

I don't care how many police you have. I don't care how many fucking laws you make. We're not giving them up. It ain't going to happen ever, ever. And all this is going to do, what do you think is going to happen today? What do you think is happening at gun stores today? It's going to gun sales through the roof.

Gun owners are like, dude, this is amazing. Right? Because they're selling all their stuff. Bro, y'all Democrats have no idea what you're talking about here, bro. There's more guns in the United States than all the other militaries on the entire planet combined. How are you going to get them? Are you coming to get them? Name me some of these police officers that are willing to come get them.

They're going to put their life on the line to come get some guns from some crazy fucking Americans? No. Ask a police officer. Ask anyone you know. Are you going to go get guns? Did they ask you to? Ask them. They're going to say, say fuck no i ain't doing that i ain't doing that because they know what will happen and dude that's the line so like bro keep pushing on it because this

is what they're trying to do here's what they're trying to do i am convinced from my observations that their plan is to try and incite violence amongst the citizenship, amongst the quote unquote MAGA Republicans. All right. Which really what they're talking about is any common sense American that owns guns and understands what they're for. And they're labeling anybody who's outside of their narrative as MAGA Republicans, when in reality, it's a whole bunch of people that have common sense and understand. Like, you all think you're so fucking smart and that everybody else is stupid. We all understand what it's for. Like, it's not for deer in Kevlar vests, Joe Biden, while he shits his pants on TV.

Like, it just shows you how stupid they think people actually are. You know what I'm saying? So, like, dude, my opinion is that they're trying to incite violence so while they're in control, they can use the military to crush the violence, all right, and then make new rules that say, well, accomplish two things. One, eliminate the leadership of the quote unquote domestic terrorist, AKA regular American human being threat. Okay.

The people who organize it because they're, they're counting on those people being at the uprising. Right. And then the second thing is, is after they do that, they can say, well, then we had J six, we had this, what are we going to do with these people? And they're going to try to fucking remove these people from society and kill them. That's what I think they're going to do. Guys, chime in on this conversation.

Let us know what you think in the comments. Hashtag ain't going to happen. It ain't. Ain't going to happen. It ain't. Let us know in the comments, guys, what you think. It ain't. It ain't fucking happening.

Ain't going to happen, baby. I'm with it. Guys, let's keep this cruise moving. We got headline number two two it's insulting to our intelligence that they keep trying to do it well i mean yeah i mean because i mean dude even if that did go through like i'll be here's here's also something they're not accounting for most of the people who who you know want the guns they already have them right not only do they have them they have a shit i'm saying they don't understand i have a shit turn not only that they have a shit ton and then they have pallets of ammunition like dude i know dudes who are like regular dudes who like have a regular job they have a hundred grand worth of fucking guns and ammo yeah uh ukrainian outposts you don't understand there's a dude in every

single human's neighborhood right now with enough weapons to arm the entire neighborhood and provide the ammunition in every single red state in every single neighborhood in every single subdivision there is that dude there's that dude yep and then there's a bunch of other mini that dudes right right like dude you're not doing it and this stuff is this stuff about doing it is only antagonizing people more and more towards violence because the more they push to that, that's going to be the line. The line is when they come to try to take guns, it's going to spur violence. And I wouldn't be surprised if they figure out a way between now and election time

to legitimately make some sort of order or emergency or something where they try to take the guns i think you know conspiracy it might be tinfoil hat time but but quick conspiracy on this right so a few months ago i remember reading a headline when i was talking about how uh like mastercard had turned over uh the receipts for the purchase of guns correct yeah and the and they turn that over to the fbi and atf and then you know you have this you know because they do these every couple of months yeah but doesn't the atf already have everybody's information this is the thing they don't understand that like when we people think that when you go to buy guns in a red state that you just walk in and it's candy like you just fucking get the shit no you have to fill

out paperwork. They got to call the ATF. They got to run your shit. Like there already is restrictions in place to prevent criminals from getting guns. And guess what? Do you know why criminals are called criminals? Because they don't obey the law.

Like what the fuck are we talking about? So you're going to make laws. Like the criminals to follow us. That's how you know it has nothing to do with anything other than the disarmament of the population so that they can impose their will on us any way they want yeah yeah man i don't know man like i said guys check in the comments let us know what you guys think bro democrats are buying guns at the highest rate ever because of the crime situation in these cities. Like. Yeah, I mean, it's record numbers.

You're not. All of our buddies that run, you know, firearm businesses, they've been killing it. Oh, yeah. Killing it. No pun intended. Well, look, man, I'm. Come get them. Yeah.

Yeah, guys, make me first. Get me first, I'm come get them. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, make me first. Give me first. Cause I'll make a point of it. Guys, let's keep this cruise moving. We got headline number two. Headline number two reads. We said, we're going to check in with this.

And, uh, the important thing that we do, we got Facebook files, man. Metaphiles. Let's see what the newest update is. Uh, this, uh, bright bar article headline reads Facebook files. FBI lied about extensive meetings with Zuckerberg's platform, but Hunter Biden laptop from hell. Now, a couple of weird things before we dive into this, I just want to point out one bright bar is pretty much the only news agency out there. That's actually reporting on meta files. Okay.

Unlike Twitter files where, you know, everybody was kind of talking about it. Even CNN, nobody's talking about Twitter ain't doing it because they're fighting right now. Right. Right.

But nobody's talking about it. Like no, like no mainstream media sources really talking about it. That's one. Um, but the other thing I want to point out, Jim Jordan, man,

he, him and Eric Schmidt, who we just had on the last CTI They're putting in some work They're putting in some work So let's dive into this, let's get our meta files update See where we're standing with this Bible article reading

The FBI lied about the extent of its communications With Facebook regarding the Hunter Biden Laptop story in 2020 Newly disclosed communications From the tech company revealed Representative Jim Jordan out of Ohio says that the FBI's claim it only met with Facebook once about Biden's laptop from hell are, quote, completely false. Of course, we all knew that. This is the latest installment in Rep. Jim Jordan's Facebook files, a series of internal

communications from the social network networking platform obtained through a subpoena by the house judiciary committee which jordan chairs in a sworn deposition in the missouri v biden case fbi special agent elvis chan this guy which i mean holy shit like can we just take a second on this guy? Give me your best shit. What you got? I mean, he looks like exactly what I would think. Right.

What does that mean? It means what the fuck it means. These are not real people. Bro. These are not real people, bro. These are people. Bro, I would take his lunch money if I saw him in school. That's why he wants to take your guns.

Yeah, bro. It's true. But apparently it's this guy's fault. So they're saying that this guy, Elvis Chan, he's an FBI special agent. They're saying that Elvis Chan, who is the main conduit between the Bureau and big tech companies claimed that apart from one instance he was not aware of any meetings between facebook and the fbi regarding uh the hunter biden laptop story but again well one one is too many yeah one's too fucking many yeah one's too many absolutely um but in the same deposition he also claimed that he had, quote unquote, no internal knowledge of the FBI's investigation regarding the troubled Biden son's laptop.

The Facebook files revealed that both claims to be false. Internal Facebook communication reveals that Chan had more than one meeting with Facebook regarding the Hunter Biden laptop story. So let's look at this threat. Now, it's interesting that you said Twitter wouldn't happen or X wouldn't happen on this, but he's actually been releasing this on Twitter, on X. Or just call it Twitter. I mean, that's fine. You can't get sued for that, right? I'm not calling it fucking X.

You can't get sued for that. It's fucking Twitter. Okay, it's Twitter. Yeah. At least it is still Twitter on like laptop. It's Twitter. Yeah. Desktop versions. Fuck you. It's Twitter. So let's dive into this. So jim jordan this comes out today as far as he says the facebook files part four fbi lied about meeting with big tech regarding new york post hunter biden laptop story

so let's dive through this so he says fbi special agent elvis chan is the main conduit between the FBI's Foreign Influence Task Force and Big Tech. So the FBI made this task force called the Foreign Influence Task Force. And that's who Elvis Chan was running that task force. And that's how they were communicating with Big Tech. Agent Chan was in the meeting between the FBI and Facebook on October 14th, 2020, the day the New York Post published its story on the Hunter Biden laptop. Laura Dimlow is the current section chief of the Foreign Influenced Task Force. On October 14th, when Facebook asked if the laptop was real, she responded, quote unquote,

no comment, even though the FBI had the laptop and knew it was real. He says in July, they interviewed the Judiciary, GOP, and Weaponization Committee, interviewed Laura Demlo. Okay, her testimony was shocking. She said that in October of 2020. Is that correct? Said what? Go back on that.

On October 14th. Is that 2020 or this past October? 2020. Okay. So while- Oh, no, no, no. That's this Octoberober 2022 yep all right i know that was on october 14th meeting with facebook so facebook asked her on october 14th the day what year 2020 okay so right before the election correct all right so on october 14th

the fbi who knew the laptop was real said no comment when they were asked about it. Correct. Okay. Just wanted to make that clear. Yeah. So that's right before the election. And these are the same people who made Twitter and Facebook and some of the major MSN publications removed this story and label as false. Okay.

Yep. And he says that, Jim Jordan says that her testimony was shocking. Well, hold on. Which we now know is completely real. Absolutely real. Okay. So how are these people not in jail right now? We need to get Jim Jordan on the show.

I'm not with that. Yeah, he says, he says, her testimony was shocking, revealing that the FBI deliberately withheld critical information from social media companies about Hunter Biden's laptop the day the New York Post story broke. In her interview, we learned for the first time that the FBI met with Twitter on October 14th before meeting with

Facebook the same day. When Twitter asked if the laptop was real, an FBI agent said yes, but a second FBI agent, a lawyer, jumped in, in cut him off and said no further comment there's your fucking proof right there come on man we all we all know what's going on this is just the absolute proof of what's happening yeah that's all this is um but jim jordan says it gets better dimlo revealed that the fbi then had emergency internal deliberations to decide how to answer that same question going forward. Someone at the FBI, the FBI refuses to say who, ordered that the FBI would say no comment going forward. Later that same day, October 14th, 2020, Facebook met with the FBI, including Elvis Chan and Demlo.

Facebook asked the same question. Is the laptop real? Now having its story straight, the FBI responded, no comment. Did Demlo, Jim Jordan asked, he says, Demlo, know that the FBI had the laptop and it was real? Yes. Did other key members of the FBI's Foreign Influence Task Force know? Yes.

The FBI knew the laptop was real and yet decided it would say no comment. Did other key members of the FBI's foreign influence task force know? Yes. The FBI knew the laptop was real and yet decided it would say no comment. Well, we know what happened next. Twitter and Facebook censored the New York Post story. The Biden campaign secretly set in motion the events that led to the 51 former Intel officials discrediting the story as Russian disinformation. Which all 51 of those people knew that they were lying when they did that absolutely absolutely which is now proven yeah i mean i'm so go ahead yeah i mean my my thing is here like okay we're getting all of this we have the proof uh you got mr uh fang fang brothers here fucking elvis chang lying under oath it's perjury we have all like

why is he like how is he still free bro here's what bothers me the most about this it's like who the fuck gives these people the right to do this shit like how elite do you think you must be over the rest of america to think that you're in a place to censor the truth for american citizens like that should give you some insight about what they think about us they They do not think that we are their equals. They do not think that they serve us. They think that we exist in their world. And that they have the right to craft the narrative any way they want, true or not true, because we're just little peasants out here.

We don't matter. And the further that this goes along and the longer it keeps going, the more true that becomes because this information continues to come out with no accountability for any of it. All of these people should be in jail. All of the people in the FBI who know about this should be telling the truth about it so that they don't get mixed in with the people

who are going to be found guilty of it. Because justice is going to come. You are not going to be immune. And all the people who went along with are not going to be immune and all the people who went along with it are going to be held accountable well yeah i mean and here's here's the dangerous bet that they've made too with all these fucking indictments on trump yeah you understand what i'm saying absolutely like bro people are starting to backfire dude people are starting to understand that the cia the fbi atf are all agents of a rogue federal government that does not represent the people

that is potentially in place because of fraud. And I see it as a coup. And people are wising up. They're starting to understand that these people are part of them, not part of us. And there's a whole bunch of people in all these agencies that are regular people that have those as a job. And they're staying whole bunch of people in all these agencies that are regular people that have those as a job. And they're staying silent because they're being told to stay silent. But to those people, I would say, dude, you better think it through because if you know what's going on and you're staying silent, when accountability comes, it's going to come for you too. And that's real shit because eventually the accountability is going to come. These Jim Jordan, these people

in power, these people are not going to give up. No. They're not going to quit. They're not going to be railroaded. They're not going to be silenced. The cat is out of the bag and the public understands what is out of the bag. And you guys are still staying quiet and you're still afraid you're going to lose your job. Bro, you might lose more than that.

It's important that you guys wake the fuck up and tell the truth because, dude, this is getting to a point where the truth is out. And people are seeing who's guilty and what they did and how they did it. Well, that was my point, too. Go ahead. Even with the Trump indictments, right? These are things, you know, we talk about election interference. That's exactly what this was

a government agency intervened with big tech to censor a story weeks before the presidential election they've done more than that bro no 100 i'm gonna say it's like just in that one example right people are well the election was not election was it's not secure just based off of this dude look what they did for seven years to Trump with the Russiagate shit. Yeah. Like, bro, do you guys not remember how much shit was thrown at Trump during, and you can hate Trump all you want. I don't give a fuck if you like him or not.

The whole narrative for seven years now has been what a criminal this guy is, what a piece of shit he is, how he colluded with Russia and he's a traitor and he gets peed on by Russian prostitutes, like all this shit. And none of it's true. None of it. And they disrupted our civil peace and society. They polarized the population. Spend our tax dollars to do it.

Bro, they've put in a thousand stories to divide us and ever to get us to fight about everything this is our own government and three-letter agencies running this play on americans dude this is like legitimate legitimate mental abuse of americans that our own government is doing it's it's a psychological. Dude, they're abusing people. They're driving people insane. No. Purposefully. Like, dude, this is fucking fucked up, man.

Yeah. I mean, listen, I'd be excited to see, you know, what comes next, you know, but like we had Twitter files come out that laid out all the proof that it was happening. And what happened? Nothing. And then now we got all these meta files coming out on facebook files coming out what's going to happen nothing do you know why nothing's going to happen because we're not calling for accountability well first of all that but they don't plan on doing anything they want to show you the information and then show that nothing happens because that demoralizes

society to thinking well this is just the way it is. We can't do anything about it. That's the point. The point is, yeah, we did it. So what? Yeah. Yeah. We lied about what you're going to do.

Trump, Russia. They want violence. They want violence while they're in power so that they can use their power to squash the violence and stay in power. That's what's going on. They're saying to us do something about it fuck you peasant like that's what they're saying to us yeah man guys let us know in the comments drop down below what you guys think where you guys

stand on this uh follow in the comments hashtag metaphiles that being said let's get on to our third and final headline of the show headline number three this one was wild i'm sure everybody's been seeing in it i've been tagged probably a hundred times in this let's talk about it uh headline reads wild brawl breaks out on alabama dock among dozens of people and caught on video WWE style mayhem. Did you see the audio, the audio overs that are going around about this? Like the play by play calls? Oh my God, dude. I laughed my ass off so hard, dude. Yeah.

I mean, dude, listen, there's a lot here. Okay. And listen, like for those of you guys who know me, I typically try to reserve judgment until like, you know, most of the information's out and i saw so many people jumping in on this oh this is you know fuck yeah i'm glad our ancestors be proud kick those white guys ass right and you do all of this and like i was looking at the video and one of the first things i thought man i said well hold on why does it like why does the video just seem to cut right to the fight part? The fight.

Yeah. And I'm like, well, hold on. I've seen this before. Cause they do this quite a bit with all of these viral videos that go on. Right. Like it's cut.

Right. Like, like there's a reason that that is that, that starts it. Right. But like, you've been in fights. I've been in fights.

It's never just like, nobody just walks up to somebody and just throws a punch. It's more than that. Typically. Yeah. The video starts where they're arguing like pretty heavily and heated correct yeah now another like let's just let's go through this and we also don't know like because i haven't seen the other part of it but we don't know if there was any physical contact before that or whatever right i've seen it well i'm just saying yeah so let's dive into this stuff. So let's just say what we know now.

Okay, we're here. This is a New York Post article reading, An out-of-control brawl broke out on an Alabama dock Saturday morning among dozens of people in a manic scene that mirrored a massive WWE fight, all captured on video. The wild battle, which witnesses said started when a group of boaters attacked a montgomery riverfront dock worker ended up uh ended with people thrown into the river multiple struck with a folding chair and several in handcuffs according to footage posted to social

media just pause real quick honestly it's alabama i would not expect anything less i you know what i watched enough of the video to say this yeah i thought it was cool that they fought and didn't shoot each other yeah it was just a fight i would have liked to see some hand handshakes see when i was coming up dude that's how you fought like you were getting these big fights now i'm not race fights like this and i don't even think this was a race well i genuinely don't it turned out to look like that but the point the optics definitely looked like that it looks like white people fighting black people well i mean i i'll tell you that i would say white people need to get get more black friends black people get more white friends and it wouldn't look like that i mean i

don't know yeah listen dude all i'm saying is when when dudes ran up they knew what team they were fighting for. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, that's right. Like, bro, we were, oh, man, that would have been rough if we were there. Yeah. Fuck, Andy, you got to go to that side, bro. Yeah, I'll say this. You white guys, like, your pile-on game is weak as fuck, bro. Yeah, it's weak, man. You guys had the shit won. You showed some mercy, and then you got your ass beat.

Yeah, you can't show mercy, man. No, got to put it out. Fuck, I would have been blasting for that, though. um but oh yeah i'm listening to me i'm over here fucking white supremacist oh shit yeah so so montgomery police have issued four active warrants as of sunday and more will likely follow as they review videos posted to X, formerly known as Twitter, local NBC affiliate station WSFA reported. The melee occurred at about 7 p.m. Saturday at the 200 block of Cusa Street, police told the station. A witness claimed that the group of boaters refused to move their pontoon boat

so that the Harriet II riverboat could dock. I'll also say this i i don't understand what the infatuation is with black people in boats i personally don't get it what do you mean like bro they love their cruises these fucking river but like bro i ain't getting on it well i ain't getting on either but they ain't because i'm black like i don't know bro it's just like it's like there's an inner like like a inner ancestor call to say, like, stay away from those boats. Stay off the boat. You know what I'm saying? Like, it just, I don't do it.

I don't. Neither here nor there. Let's watch some of these videos. So this is the first one. This is the one that everybody has been seeing. It's really, really mainstream. This is the first video. Let's dive into this.

His first video He's got a good base. Big guy. Look at that weak-ass shit, dude. Come on, they're not even beating up anybody. Here come the reinforcements. Bro, he's swimming in the water. That ain't even supposed to happen. It's taking him a minute, though.

Did you see the video? He said, that's Black Aquaband. All right, take him a minute there. He's better swimming than me. Take off your shoes. All right, so then there's a breakdown video. Did that guy swim from the riverboat to the fucking dock? Yeah, so that's the boat that was waiting to dock. Yeah, okay.

All right. Now, this is the second video. I can't understand what the fuck she's saying. Yeah. Can you? mood. Well, gotta be real. I can't understand what the fuck she's saying. Yeah. Can you? No. No, it's a little too Southern for me.

Yeah. But I'm going to fast forward to the violence. Now come about that boat, baby. They ready to move, though. They ready to move, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The fight was over at this point. And then it restarts. I was over a minute ago.

Yeah. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Pause this shit. You hear that, woman? That's what gets people killed.

Yeah. Women get these dudes killed all the time by doing that shit yeah i'm not talking about black dudes i'm talking about all dudes women standing in the back screaming more dudes getting fights because women fucking stardom than any other reason yeah yeah that's what i mean there's always about it's always always about some uh and they're egging the shit on and then someone's get killed and then they're they're posting Go fund me on their page when is their fucking fault? Yeah, so let's be real about it Now this point cops are here

Completely outnumbered. That's a man on a woman. Nope, that's a female. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. People that do this like this, like this woman, she should go to jail with all them. Yeah. A hundred percent. They should proactively arrest people to instigate like this yeah honestly i i honestly i have a like a like i can't stand people who just sit there and record the shit that's all of society with anything like that personally

that's a really like and like it's not just for like fights and shit like it'd be anything fucking like the concert or fucking yeah instead of using their phone to call fucking 9-1-1 yeah you know i'm saying it's like what the fuck do something they don't care oh this is this is likes and shares this is what likes and shares and intention economy has done to people yeah now did you see the videos from the riots oh in new york city did you see it bro everybody had their phone out insane bro which it's it's insane now i will say this though all right i do like every now and then i like seeing that there is still a little backbone and you know fuck you mentality in americans and you know at least the you know capability of fucking violence it's nice to see every now and then

um but we got to know when to fucking when to hold it hold it back and and stop it from escalating into all these crazy things now i did see a video i've been trying to get it up we might see if we can upload it on the back end of the show um but how this all started is because that security guard started so the guys weren't even on their boats he goes to the boat and unties it and tries to like push it off into the fucking water. So that's when the guy comes down. I was like,

yo, what are you doing? That's my boat. That's when the verbal altercation starts and then turns physical. So, I mean, there's that, but you know,

speaking of violence, did you see those, uh, those seven 11 store owners now they're, they're possibly going to be getting some assault charges for whooping the guy that was stealing them. Nobody's with that. It's the most popular meme on the internet.

Bro. That's the most popular video going around the internet. Do you think people are going to support this? Bro. Now, this is California, so it makes sense. That guy deserves a fucking award. Yeah, it's California. It makes sense, right?

But in an Al Vower video, the workers are seen smacking the suspect with a stick after he entered the store in Stockton with a garbage can and began filling it with tobacco products behind the counter. Here's the video. Let's check this out real quick. God damn. Ain't nothing you can do, man. Ain't nothing you can do, man.

Until you call police. Ain't nothing you can do, man, until you call the police. There's nothing you can do, man, until the police come up. Hey, hey, no, don't. There's nothing you can do, man. Don't do that. Don't do that, man. Don't do that. Oh, I love it.

Okay, okay, brother. Okay. oh shit oh yeah that's called whooping your I love it. I do, too, bro. The guy deserves a fucking award. Let's find out who he is and send him like a golden stick. Like, this is awesome. Bro, it's fucking great.

But here's the thing, man. So you find the part. So apparently. This was. Yeah, here we go. So the attempted theft, that was, so that video you guys seen, that's from July 29th. Okay. That attempted theft was allegedly the third time in two days the man had targeted the store. On a previous occasion, he tried to intimidate staff by claiming he had a handgun.

Despite widespread praise for the workers for defending the business, Stockton Police Department said they are now under investigation for assault. A robbery probe is also underway. Quote, it has been brought to our attention that a video of two 7-Eleven employees assaulting a robbery suspect has been circulating. That's not assault. It's called self-defense. Yeah. You're protecting your property. This is protected by law.

It says we are aware of the incident and the investigation is ongoing. Statement said on Saturday, uh, the witness who records the fracas has since praised the courageous response of the workers. Um, police said the incident follows several thefts at the store by the same suspect this is a repeat offender it doesn't matter it doesn't matter if it's his first time

or his 30th time looks like he gave him a lash for every time though this is for saturday this is for thursday oh don't beat me upside down i'm. That guy's chopped some wood in his day, man. He was giving it to him, bro. You know the best part about that video is when he starts yelling, okay, okay, like you used to do when your mom whooped your ass. Okay, okay, okay. Oh, fuck, man. Yeah, Sammy, what do we got on this, man?

I don't know, man. I'm happy that nobody got killed in any of this stuff. You know, that's nice. I think people should go back to at least this kind of violence instead of this of like shooting everybody that you don't like and i also would like want to conscious like cautions caution people let's not continue like let's not feed into their play of making everything about race i genuinely don't believe this was a race thing well it became about race like very quickly yeah you know like um but that's how we're trained you know what i'm saying like you can't just be a

bunch of people fighting it's automatically got to be racist yeah you know but like it ain't racist when groups of black people beat the fuck out of white people in the street yeah no racism there yeah we don't fucking see that like when we played that video a few months ago uh that black mob of uh teenagers they were all black exclusively black pulled that woman by the hair and beat the shit out of her she's trying to get into her house like nobody calls that racist no that's just teenagers yeah i'm just saying the racial double standard is real dude and people don't want to address it it's a real thing yeah like they're that's what i'm saying we got to stop playing into the shit yeah got you got you man well guys you have heard about boston tea party right yeah all right this is alabama tea party guys let us know in the

comments what you think about this and uh that was our third one dude that one dude ended up swimming man not the guy to swim over but the other guy got tossed in oh there was a few people got tossed in yeah and i think one of the videos at the end there was like a picture of a fucking like this dude with the fucking oh you know those hard you ever been in a fight like that yeah i have too once i've been in a couple once yeah like like working in the bars and then also just being a degenerate my younger days i've been in a few group fights yeah yeah they're kind of fun afterwards like you just hope you don't get killed yeah it's it's crazy i mean it's exactly what that looks like coming for everywhere i thought i fought a bachelor party once it was like my first

so i dude i was real quick so we got time i was 17 years old okay working at a bar in uh south city st louis my first day the job, I'm standing outside the entry gate, right? Carding people, right? I'm not even supposed to be at the fucking bar, but there's that. And next thing I know, so the way the bar was, I'm outside. And the way the bar was kind of set up, there was this balcony rail landing that was on the second story, right? So I'm standing there. Next thing I know, I hear this like balcony rail landing that was like on the second story. Right. So I'm sitting there. Next thing I know, I hear, hey, watch this.

And this is, you know, a few years ago where, you know, there's glass bottles and bars. And this fucking guy throws a fucking, I've never, it was a Bud Light platinum bottle. Fucking throws it down and it lands like right at my fucking feet, shatters. Right. And I look up, I see his fucking face. I'm like, you're mine. Right. I fucking run up the stairs, grab the guy. By i get up there he is fucking he's drunk like he's slumped and so i'm like i'm gonna take it easy with this guy all right he's obviously had too much let's just get him outside so i'm gonna start like walking this guy

down the stairs and these are wooden stairs old deck and you know it's a fucking second story old school 15 foot vaulted ceilings right i got a long way to go i was probably on the third or second you know last step to the bottom and as we're walking out it was a bachelor party and one of his guys comes up behind me and fucking hits me in the back of my head right my other bouncer catches it and now it's two on fucking like eight and it was just all yeah but the drunk people are easy to beat up super easy you know it was great and so like you know where that bar was taxis would line up out in the front of the the bar right and so when i caught that guy i gave

him some i took his head and threw it in the back of the fucking taxi uh like it hit the fucking headlight broke the head i mean dude it was just all out bro i'll last probably about 30 seconds but yeah like three hours bro i got my i got my ass beat so bad in one of these fights one time like so like look at look dude You heard a saying you beat the shit out of someone That's an actual thing that happens to you and ask me how the fuck I know, you know, because I shit my pants That's how bad I got my ass beat. All right, we were on the beach. We were 17 years old We were a fucking Dest destin 17 is a good year man that's just a good age we were we were we were in destin and it was me and like five of

my buddies chris was there yeah and my buddy derrick uh who you know was pretty wild back then and and all the girls like derrick because he was like he he had a man body at 17. You know what I'm saying? Abs and shit. Bro, there's like three months of difference there. I get it. I get it. So we walk up on this party, and we fucking totally lied to our parents,

and we fucking partied our ass off and got fucked up. Somehow they let us go down there like three days earlier than we were supposed to be. That was because they fucking had three days bro we caused like literally thousands of dollars of damage because like like another thing happened where this person down below on the balcony had a astroturf uh carpet on their on their balcony and yeah we were up there smoking and fucking one of the ash put a hole in the thing and so like we had to pay to fucking replace their it was a whole big we we were we were we were we were wild 17 year olds yeah okay and we walked up on this party and it's like you know i don't know probably a hundred people total okay they're partying on the beach and they're all

like our age so we walk in there and we're chilling dude it's cool like they were all cool like everybody was cool we were partying and this girl walks up and she's talking to she's she's talking to derek and she's like trying to like hook up with derek right and derek's like not having it he's like nah you know blah blah, blah, blah. She wouldn't. Yeah, she wouldn't leave him alone. And so he finally, he was like, hey, look, I'm not fucking you. I'm not talking to you. I'm not, leave me the fuck alone. He was pretty stern about it.

So she fucking goes away. She comes back in like three minutes with like all these dudes. And they all, they're all built like Derek. Yeah. And so like. 18 year olds. Yeah. And so like 18 year old. Yeah. So this dude walks up and he's like, looks at fucking Derek and he's like, my girlfriend said you were trying to fuck her.

And like, bro, it was a total opposite thing. Like this girl was trying to definitely, I was listening. I was standing right there. Yeah. And Derek's laughing. Like Derek does. Derek did not give a fuck. He didn't care.

So he's smoking a cigarette. And this guy's, like, screaming at his face. And he's, like, super calm, dude. And I'm looking at him. I'm like, what the fuck's this dude so calm for? Oh, that's the best. Yeah. And I see Derek take a drag of his cigarette and just fucking put it out on this dude's chest right in front of him.

Or right in front of me. And I'm like, fuck. And before, because I was the biggest dude. so i already knew what was happening bro they were coming to me all right oh you get first yeah for sure so like bro all of a sudden i went from like standing there looking at like holy this is happening to like all these flashes happening around my head and what was happening was i was getting stomped on on the beach and dudes were kicking me and stomping me and beating my ass. And I was trying to get away. They stole my, I had a gold change.

They stole that. But dude, I had to like struggle so hard to get away. I shit my pants. So I got the shit beat out of me. It's real shit. And this scar, not this one and not this one, but this one is from that fight. Yeah. Dude hit me with brass knuckles.

Oh, okay. But see like that shit's not fair. Yeah. Well, I mean. Bare knuckle brawl. Hey, it is from that fight. Fuck. Yeah. Dude hit me with brass knuckles. Oh, see. Okay. But see, like, that shit's not fair. Yeah. Well, I mean. Bare knuckle brawl. Hey, it is what it is. You know, be careful because you get the shit beat out of you. Yeah.

Live to fight another day, man. Bro, I remember running down the beach. I was running down the beach, bro, and I had to get the stuff out of my pants. So I'm, like, running down the beach. Like, I couldn't run full speed. These dudes were all pretty fit. So, like, and I was fast, but I wasn't fast enough they're all hitting me and and i'm like shaking my leg off like get it out so i could run yeah bro i had to run there i would have got killed dude

yeah but i was sore for about two weeks after that one i'm sorry to hear that yeah yeah it's really hey keep it real the day man yeah yeah hopefully it don't happen again next time i'll shoot y'all all right guys there's dudes telling this story from the other side they're like these fucking assholes we beat their ass so bad the one guy shit himself it is what it is man it's a real thing it's real shit real shit hashtag real shit hashtag real shit man guys that was our third and final headline it's time for our final segment of the show as always we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck that's where we bring a headline in we talk about it it'll get one of those two options so with that being said our thumbs up or

dumb as fuck headline reads does his own stunts body cam shows florida deputy jump onto unmanned runaway boat that's pretty fucking cool florida deputy is receiving praise for a quote-unquote badass moment of heroism caught on tape as he jumped on a runaway boat traveling over 40 miles per hour after its driver fell off. On July 30th, Pinellas County Deputy Travis Fernandez, body's camera, captured his pursuit of a vessel cruising wantonly through Tampa Bay, several miles east of St. Petersburg, Florida, according to the Miami Herald, with his colleague, Deputy Jillian Constant, maneuvering their own craft up to the side of the loose vehicle. Uh,

according to the Pinellas County Sheriff's office, the two officers answered a call from us Coast Guard, try and, uh, take control of the boat. Quote, the driver had fallen off and was rescued by a good Samaritan. The Sheriff's office wrote on social media,

Coast Guard attempted to deploy prop fouling devices to stop the vessel, but they were unsuccessful. According to the sheriff's office, the boat was going about 41 miles per hour on a curved path. And Deputy Constant matched its speed on tape. Deputy Fernandez is her telling her, quote, You got it. I don't care about getting wet. You got it. Before she pulled up to the runaway boat. Here's the video. It's pretty badass. But like dude, I feel like it looked pretty easy.

What's badass is he just kept going. I'll tie us off so we can spend it. Good job. Good job, dude. You too. How did they black out a watch? That's plenty of skills. Yeah.

That was pretty badass. That was good. Yeah, that was pretty cool. That's pretty cool, yeah. You did it pretty seamlessly. Dude, I tried to get the version. So Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, they posted that to the social media. But they had like some badass fucking Miami Vice music going on.

I couldn't fucking pull it, though, because of compilation. Bro, you didn't catch the video of that brawl with all the commentary over it? When the dudes are doing it? I tried to find that one. I couldn't find the fucking original. Bro, it's yeah it's so good that's thumbs up though i mean that's definitely i mean i would like to think that i would do that but i it looked pretty easy but dude i guarantee you in a moment you're 41 miles an hour out in the open no restraints on the water that's i mean remember like i feel like

40 on the water ain't like 40 on the street yeah you know it's it's a lot faster i mean i wouldn't again i don't do both yeah you really don't i mean listen i just don't feel like there's a good historical uh you know precedence here you know so i just try to you know like i learned my lesson i'm take it or leave it with boats yeah i don't like cruises i would definitely never go on a cruise no it's not happening i don't understand why so bro i'd be fucking trapped on that fucker with whoever that's what i don't even know who the fuck's there and brothers listen like we all know there's weird people that do cruises like i kind of feel that way too dude like that's like you motherfucker you didn't i feel like it's like its own class of citizen that does cruises.

Well, no doubt, bro. And like, they're fucking frequent, I mean, there's frequent flyers. It's like you either love it or you don't do it. Yeah, yeah.

So I, I never do a cruise now. Like, bro, we go get, you know, we get a big fucking yacht. That's, that might be

a little different, but I'm not going to get the basement. That's absolutely different. I'm talking about just the idea of being trapped on a large boat.

With 3,000 people. With 3,000 other people that are looking to book the cheapest fucking vacation they can find. That has the best buffet. Like, it sounds like old town Vegas on the water. And it sounds horrible. Yeah. Like, it sounds fucking horrible. I'm sorry if you go on cruises, but I'm not going.

There's no fresh water either. Like like it's no different like airplane water it's just not appealing no like i like to be alone dude yeah like i don't want to i don't know it's just not for me man no offense but offense hey for me now now dude like a yacht or like like one of those like high-end cruises where there's like 10 fucking people on it but it's a big fucking boat like maybe maybe but i'd have to know the other 10 i gotta pick them dude they'd have to be people i could tolerate yeah that's just that that crowd open like the whole thing like dude it really honestly like it makes my skin fucking crawl i couldn't do it i couldn't do it yeah no and i bro i've seen titanic too much so it's like that's another thing that doesn't make sense like you you see you've been with me when we've been

seen these cruise ships like they're fucking massive huge and i just look at him and i'm like this this looks top heavy this doesn't look safe. I don't know. Yeah. Like boats lower to the water make more sense to me. Like not a skyscraper tall and like eight football. Does that make sense? It doesn't look right. No. It also doesn't make sense to me how an airplane that's the size of like four Greyhound buses goes 40,000 feet in the air. Yeah.

Like. Yeah. We're about to fucking bankrupt the cruise industry. Talking shit. I don't think so. Because I don't think those people give a shit what we think. Yeah. They love the cruises.

They love the cruises. I love it, man. Well, we got thumbs up for this video. Andy. Guys, that's all I got. All right, guys. That's the show. Don't be a hoe.

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