REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 588. Andy & DJ CTI: Palestinian Flag On Statue Of King Charles I, Trump Gag Order & Jim Jordan Seeks To Sway Speaker Vote
Episode Date: October 17, 2023In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss a protester raising a Palestinian flag on the Statue of King Charles I, Trump's gag order imposed on him by a federal judge overseeing the 2020 election subversio...n case, and Jim Jordan looking to sway members his way in the speaker vote.
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What's up, man?
Hey, how's it going?
Good.
Yeah.
So are you.
Oh, you know.
What you got there?
Oh, a little chapsticks.
Chapstick?
Or flavor.
Is that cherry? No, it's chapsticks. Chapstick? Or flavor. Is that cherry?
No, it's chapsticks.
No, it's a...
Why the fuck would I have cherry?
Cherry's a good one.
Why would...
But why would I...
You don't like the cherry chapstick?
No, bro.
Hold on, Andy.
Wait a minute.
No, that's...
What are you talking about, bro?
You can't...
Bro, there's only two good chapsticks.
We can't do the cherry one.
One is the Burt B's.
Burt's B's?
Burt's B's, that's good.
Yeah, all right. They didn't pay me for that either.
No.
You know, they're probably a bunch of lefties anyway.
Let's be real.
They probably hate me.
I still use their shit.
Don't use our shit.
Yeah.
See, I just showed you.
If you make a great product, people are going to use it.
They don't give a fuck if you don't like them.
That's all that matters.
All right, so you guys at Burt's Bees, you can hate me all you want.
I'm still using your shit.
Secondly,
the cherry.
Cherry chapstick.
The flavor kind. You don't like that?
No. What's wrong with you?
It's just the flavors, bro. I can't do the flavor stuff.
No. No. Not at all.
Oh. Now what you got there?
This is the
new Screaming Freedom
First Form Energy Drink. It screams. uh this is the new screaming freedom first form energy drink it screams freedom there's an audio
clip over there she's like put like a fucking speaker on every single one like those hallmark
cards or every time you open it just fucking screams yeah till the battery dies fucking up my
yeah quit fucking it up all right all right what right. What's up, man? Hey, man. Listen.
So I think, you know.
That's definitely not an ad, by the way.
Bro, we don't do ads here.
Everybody knows that.
Yeah.
People are like, well, you're getting paid for it.
Not yet.
Right.
This is a new thing for us.
Make sure you go in your local stores and tell them to carry our shit.
Or fuck off.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
No.
So, dude, you know, you for uh for almost four years now
um you know i try to always scour the internet right and uh there's a few conspiracy theories
out there of you oh really yeah like you know there's like freemason shit and oh yeah i get
that right yeah um but i I got to bring something up
because this has probably been
the most...
How do I say this?
Bro, the evidence is there.
The dots do line up.
Oh, so it's a...
This could be reality.
I mean, listen.
It fucking makes sense.
Bro, I saw some ones.
Bro, I saw people pulling like old pictures from like fucking 10 years ago of like certain hand things and they're
like this guy's a plant he's free basic yeah dude it's like look how you're shaking hands listen i
let the people decide man but i think this one's pretty convincing okay all right let's hear it so
so let's get into it.
So I think we got to start it off, okay, because this is what triggered this.
It was the headline I saw.
And I immediately, like, I looked through it.
I'm like, oh, shit.
Like, this is not good.
So the headline, this is the headline for everybody, okay?
Most popular Halloween candies according to Instacart shopping data.
Okay.
Now, it seems, you know, there not nothing too much there they're screaming out
right but we dive into this article uh and it says october is in full swing somehow many people are
eagerly anticipating the spookiest season of the year and with it one of the tastiest two
trick-or-treat time right everybody loves that um so instacart did uh did this top 10 they're
talking about you in the article, bro.
What'd they say?
They said the online grocery delivery and pickup service Instacart revealed top candy
cravings among Americans, and it definitely contains chocolatey dreams.
They mentioned you because you're the chocolatey dream.
Yeah, I'm fucking.
That's DJ the chocolatey dream over there.
Chocolatey balls, children.
I can't believe you brushed over your own stop being so humble yeah but uh no man i was going through this right so they got this top 10
list and they calculated it based off the total weight of each type of candy sold on its platform
in october 2022 all right now i thought it was a very non-biased list
it made sense okay here's the list undefeated reese's peanut butter cup that's number one
right but you scroll down a number well let's just read the list you got yeah reese's peanut
uh reese's peanut butter cups is number one peanut m&ms number two m&ms tootsie pops twizzlers i
fucking love twizzlers tw Twizzlers are good.
Sour Patch Kids at number seven.
But then I got to number eight.
I'm like, man, candy corn's on the list.
There's a top ten.
Damn right it is.
Okay, now they took it a step further.
Now this is where the conspiracy theory stuff comes.
I need to put my do-rag on.
Okay. Okay.
Yep.
Because, oh, shit.
I think I put this together pretty successfully.
Am I good, Joe?
I think you look good.
All right.
Now, this is where it gets wild, okay?
Hold on.
There we go.
I shaved.
That's why it's not sticking.
It's all that chocolatey dream.
But they put a map out of which states have these top selections.
So here's the map.
Okay.
Now, my conspiracy is the 80s Washington, D.C. controlled opposition from Alabama because those are the only two places where candy corn. Well, I don't know if you know, but that's not Alabama.
That's Mississippi.
Oh.
No, that's Alabama.
That is fucking Mississippi.
Is that Mississippi?
The green is Georgia.
The orange is Alabama.
Oh, that's Alabama.
Okay.
So, yeah.
Then Mississippi, then Louisiana.
So, yeah.
So, you're DC, West Virginia.
Louisiana.
Huh?
Mississippi.
Yeah.
Mississippi. Yeah. That's my conspiracy theory, bro. Okay. Louisiana Huh? Mississippi Yeah Mississippi
Yeah
That's my conspiracy theory bro
Okay
I'm putting it out there
Well here's my concern
What the fuck is the red vines?
What is that?
What are you guys doing out there in California and Nevada?
I mean that just makes sense though
What is
Yeah you're some weird ass people man
They're doing it for their environment
Let's see who
Like
Okay
Yeah Oh shit Yeah You know that You know that shit's terrible Yeah, you're some weird-ass people, man. They're doing it for their environment. Let's see who, like, okay. Yeah, oh, shit.
Yeah, you know that shit's terrible, whatever it is.
Bro, nobody likes that shit.
No.
That's not even top 10.
Florida's got dum-dums.
That kind of makes sense.
Florida man likes the dum-dums.
Synonymous, right?
No offense, because that's where I belong, too.
Isn't it weird the North likes the chocolate M&Ms?
You know, I think chocolate M&Ms are the superior M&M.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, I like the peanuts.
Yeah.
I think, let's see, what's New York got?
New York's got Twizzlers.
They're all right.
They know what's up up there.
Candy corn.
Yeah, West Virginia.
Well, you know, like, that kind of makes sense that's
what i'm saying yeah like that's where my conspiracy theory is like leading me yeah it's
not true no no all right and even if it was it's still not true all right yeah i'm just saying
just saying pops how do we get how do we get tootsie pops here in missouri i don't i didn't
get that one is it tootsieops, like the sucker with the-
The suckers with the chocolate in there, yeah.
No, man.
The Tootsie Roll is superior to the Tootsie Pop.
See, I wouldn't agree with that statement.
I think both of them are below the line issue for me.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, let's be real.
At the top of the list, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups belong.
I think that's accurate.
That is a statement we can all be united in.
Nobody's mad at that.
We can unite against tyranny under the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
Bro, put those bitches on s'mores.
Just any way.
Man.
They're good as cups.
They're good as like the Easter ones, like the Halloween.
All of them.
Doesn't matter.
Those piss me off.
Why?
It's too much work.
Like all that fucking foil. Oh, you're talking about the mini cups. Doesn't matter. Those piss me off. Why? It's too much work. Like all that fucking foil.
Oh, you're talking about the mini cups.
I can't stand those.
Those piss me off.
You got to eat like five of them at a time.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
I'm going to wrap five of them at a time just so they're ready to go.
Candy corn, though.
It's on the list.
For as much hate as it gets, it gets equal love.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
Yeah, dude.
It is surprising that it'd be like Starbucks.
I'm going to make a candy corn flavored energy drink.
Oh, man.
There's a candy corn flavored whiskey, apparently.
I saw it.
Everybody on the internet's been sending it to me.
Like, you guys are sick.
I got my limits.
Like, who hurt you?
You know what I'm saying?
Why would you do that?
I fucking love whiskey.
I'm just telling you, the passion for candy corn is a deep yeah passion yeah it's like beanie babies
what is that yeah it's just like people that are into it they're into it man
bro do you not you don't remember beanie babies no i remember i just didn't know people that were
into those man they fucking go their whole they put their whole life savings into those fuckers. That's true.
Anyway.
I just thought this was interesting, man.
Yeah.
I also saw it weird that Hawaii is like Ferrero Rocher.
That's just such a weird.
So is fucking Texas.
That's not true.
Yeah.
That's just weird.
This is bullshit.
Oh, you call it bullshit on it? Yeah.
This whole chart.
This is bullshit.
You want to fact check this? Fucking Sour Patch Kids. That's trash. Oh, easy call them bullshit on it? Yeah, this whole chart. This is bullshit. You want to fact check this?
Fucking Sour Patch Kids, that's trash.
Oh, easy.
Hold on.
That's trash.
Sour Patch Kids, that's trash.
Andy, all right now.
Listen, that's why I draw the goddamn line.
All right.
Yeah, well, I don't know.
I just thought that was interesting, man.
They put it out there.
I just, you know.
Yeah. It's definitely not true. Yeah, all right. Well, you. I just thought that was interesting, man. They put it out there. I just, you know, yeah.
It's definitely not true.
Yeah, all right.
Well, you heard it here first.
Connect those dots.
Yeah.
All right, well, let's get into it, man, because, listen, we got a lot of shit going on in the world, as always.
So let's make some sense of it for the people.
Yeah.
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dollar bet at the farm oh hold on hold on now oh yeah because if i Because if I recall, so yes, okay.
But then if I recall, there was a double or nothing.
No, there wasn't.
Because remember, I said double or nothing, and you said okay,
but then we didn't play for like two hours.
No, we played 10 minutes later.
No.
There was no handshake there.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
All right.
I see how you do.
I'll give you a pass, though. you do i'll give you a pass though
okay i'll give you a pass we'll call it even just come a nice guy
bro i was i when that shit blew up i said fuck
like fuck man you take ebt i told you i was gonna hit that motherfucker
yeah you guys only have to wait to see the video but it's good it's coming out it'll be it'll be
good it'll be good yeah It'll be good. Yeah.
Yeah.
So that was a good time, man.
Yeah.
Good time.
Great time.
But yeah, headline number one, guys.
Let's get into it. Headline number one reads, London is falling.
Anti-Israel protesters raise Palestinian flag on statue of King Charles I.
Wave cafe.
How do you say that?
I thought you were...
He's Bidenian, bro.
Kafieh.
And whatever.
Yeah.
Wave scarves around his head.
Beat pro-Israeli protesters.
So thousands of Hamas supporters rallied Sunday in London, England
in support of Palestinian people
after the historic bloodbath in Israel less than 10 days ago.
Hamas supporters blame Israel for the bloody slaughter of Jews in Israel, including nearly
300 kids and young adults at a music festival in the desert.
The protesters raised the Palestinian flag on the statue of King Charles.
See, I got the video for you, and this is going to make a little bit more sense because
we got a long thing here, right?
But here's a video of the clip that's been going around. So these protests have been happening.
We actually had one here yesterday in St. Louis.
Downtown St. Louis.
You know, we had the day of jihad this past Friday.
It went around.
All the intelligence communities were kind of spinning up around that.
France.
In France, they had to evacuate one of their schools days uh after the
day of jihad for a bomb bomb threat but here's the interesting thing with the narratives that
we're starting to see coming out of uh the these the the leadership of these countries um macron
calls for ruthless deportation of all migrants with ties to islamic extremists from france
you know so all of these countries that were supposedly welcoming anybody
and everyone, they're now calling-
I thought it was about diversity.
Yeah.
Inclusion.
Bring them all.
I thought it was about escaping tyranny.
I thought it was about refugees.
I thought this was humanitarian. I thought this was about refugees. I thought this was humanitarian.
I thought this was asylum seekers.
I started to see a flip.
Hmm.
And I think it was, I just, like, the language that he, ruthless.
Who's that guy?
You know that guy?
What was that guy's name?
That fucking guy.
What's that guy?
That guy with the big mouth.
He yells at shit on the internet.
He eats candy corn.
Yeah.
He loves candy corn.
What was that guy's name? Randy? Yeah. Man, look great dude holy thank you those these are the final ones yeah god dang man that's a million that's a trillion
dollar smile right there brother you look great thank you brother damn anyway what was
that guy's name randy he's's a nice guy, isn't he?
Yeah, he's a nice guy.
Yeah.
Randy Consuela.
Yeah, Randy Consuela, man.
Randy Consuela.
You know, I think I heard him say, I thought, a few times, like, hey, these people are going
to have to be rounded up and sent back where they came from.
You just didn't use their language.
So is McCrone listening to the show?
I think so.
I think so.
Yeah.
Shit.
Somehow, ruthless deportation deportation like that's acceptable
yeah it's acceptable now five minutes ago when we were saying hey these people got to be deported i
was a fucking racist right that's what i'm saying i just think hey listen we call it out i don't see
it all right bro when are you guys just gonna start listening to me man i call this shit out
three years in advance every single time the world dude you you guys elect me to run shit
would be good all right i won't put up with none of this shit because i don't give a fuck what
anybody says i don't care oh there's a fucking yeah cool yeah cool man i'm a jacked one too i
don't give a shit but yeah man so all of this stuff's going on. We got FBI Director Christopher Wray says Americans should stay vigilant of increased Hamas threats.
During a Saturday speech at International Association of Chief of Police Conference in San Diego, California,
Wray took time to offer, quote, heartfelt condolences to the people of Israel and share the outrage.
I know we all feel at the sheer brutality and disregard for innocent lives
there.
Fox news reported a little hypocrisy too.
And this is going to make sense very,
very shortly.
So this headline reads sinister IDF blast Hamas for stopping Gaza and
civilians from evacuating.
Right.
I'm saying that quote Hamas has both issued warnings to their civilians not to evacuate.
And when people didn't listen to those warnings of Hamas, they have actually stopped civilians
and have stopped convoys of Gazan citizens trying to flee from the situation.
IDF spokesperson Lieutenant Colonel Jonathan Siricus explained in the daily briefing shared to social media.
This is the same guy that compared the Israel-Hammau situation
to our 9-11 in Pearl Harbor, right?
Now, here's the interesting thing.
A lot of people got upset about that.
They started trying to play the proportion game.
The name ratio.
Listen, bro, I don't give a shit about that.
I'm talking about actual human beings.
We're not doing fucking math.
Half of y'all don't even know how to do math.
You're over here telling me 2 plus 2 equals fucking 5 now. So'll give a shit about your math we're talking about actual human deaths yeah
well also the meaning too i'm just dude i'm tired of it like dude dude the hypocrisy to look past
what's happening in our inner cities in terms of the murders that happen in this in our country on
our soil and care about a few thousand people across the earth,
but don't give two fucks about these people down the road.
I can't stand that.
I can't even take you serious.
Like, you want to know what racist is?
That's fucking racist.
Because most of those people that are being murdered
happen to be black.
I'll let them march and, you know,
support them burning some shit up. All right,'m yeah it's whatever but here's the interesting thing so so you got israel saying
that asa's not letting people leave at the same time this report's coming out saying that gaza
aid stuck as egypt says israel not cooperating so all of the humanitarian aid that egypt's trying
to offer israel's not letting come in.
It's just a little weird.
Now, that's going to make sense here very, very shortly.
But the more latest updates we got on the situation.
See, I heard the other side of that, too.
I've heard both that Gaza was stopping the civilians from leaving.
And depending on where you read, I've also heard that the surrounding countries are closing the border, not allowing it.
Not allowing them in. Yes. I've also heard that the surrounding countries are closing the border, not allowing it. Not allowing them in.
Yes.
I've heard both.
Yeah.
It's hard to know what the truth is because it depends on who owns the media.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Well, I mean, so the report that Israel is not cooperating, that's Reuters.
I mean, they're typically pretty spot on.
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
I don't know, man.
But the latest updates is that the U.S., this headline reads,
U.S. tells 2,000 troops to be prepared to deploy to the Middle East.
The second aircraft carrier strike group steams for the eastern Mediterranean.
And that comes right as Israel. I'm sorry.
Iran just issued a very ominous threat to the United States and deadline warning to Israel with their Iran's foreign minister issued a threat on Sunday said that the United States would see heavy losses and warn Israel with the deadline to end its military actions towards Gaza.
Now, this whole situation about Hamas not letting people out, Israel not letting stuff in this article, I had to dig for this right this headline and to read the headline for me
watchdog groups soros foundation funds pro-homas organizations watchdog groups say soros foundation
funds pro-homas organizations now does that make sense how yes makes sense to me wait so you're telling me
because george aren't they juke yes why and they're supporting why how why would that be
how does that why why do you think that is oh it's obviously's obviously intentional. Right? It's intentional.
All of this fight.
And see, that's what most people don't understand.
Like, they see these things as this conflict where there's this one side and this one side.
Right?
And they're both going.
They're not understanding that both sides.
Like, this is all intentional stuff that's being orchestrated by a few elite that are paying both sides to do this because the people who stand to benefit from
both of these conflicts the amount of money the amount of resources the amount of power
that that is that stands to be benefited from these conflicts that we see all over the place
man it all stems back to the same exact small group of tyrants they want this shit to happen
that's how i see it yeah well what else you got yeah i
mean i mean and the letter so this this came out of america's watchdog right so they they and they
wrote this letter um to open source foundations uh alex soros the son who's now the chair of it
um but they found about seven or eight different organizations that open source is completely
funding who has stand out um and and and completely openly supported Hamas and saying that their donations have gone straight to the
bloodstream of those who seek to exterminate Jews and push Israel into the sea. So it seems like
there's this almost like awakening with inside of even the Jewish community realizing like, hey,
there's some interesting weird things that are happening. How do they make sense of this?
I've seen a lot of Jewish people and a lot of Israeli people come speaking out against the state of Israel recently.
It's actually pretty bizarre.
And I think it's also important for us to delineate between, like I said on last week's show, if you didn't catch it, there's a difference.
Just like there's a difference here between the American people and the American government.
I think every single American listening to this show understands that our government's
not representing us properly right now, right?
Like they're not doing our bidding.
They're not doing what is in our interests.
And we're all pissed off about it because we're all feeling pain over it.
And we have to keep that in mind when we look at other countries.
When we look at Israel, we have to understand that most of the Jewish population that lives
in Israel is not represented by the Jew elite people who are in control of Israel.
You see what I'm saying?
Absolutely.
And the same goes for the people of Iran.
The same goes for the people of Russia. The same goes for the people of Russia.
The same goes everywhere.
Like we're dealing.
The argument is universal.
Yes.
We're dealing with humanity who is represented by some people who are not part of the same group.
And we have to keep that in mind when we talk about these people, right?
Like when we talk about Palestine and we talk about we talk about palestine and we talk about palestinians most palestinians are not hamas okay when we talk about the um
zionist jew uh elite class right that runs the world economic forum or you know is in control
of israel right now which by the way up until a week ago most of the citizens fucking hate it
all right we're about to out there we have to understand this is not as simple as just saying it's jewish people or it's palestinians
or it's russians or that's a generalization they want us to have so that we will buy into the
efforts to destroy each other all right so it's just not true yeah okay now when we look at why soros what has the actions of george soros produced
over the last 40 years destruction death chaos all right and for whatever reason we don't really know
but the but the main point is anything this dude puts his hands on is bad for us and that's been proven over and over again so when i see this and i see
that he's funding now this is speculation i'm just connecting dots logically when i see this thing
where he's funding hamas all right hamas attacks israel is Israel allowed the attacks to happen. Regardless of what you say, they were allowed to do these attacks.
Okay.
They have the highest surveillance capacity of any country in the history of earth at any time with the best technology.
The most, they are known for this.
This is what they are known for.
They're known about it.
They're not known for the most powerful army.
They're known for they're known about it they're not known for the most powerful army they're known
for the best surveillance and they're known for sharing that surveillance with us and those
techniques with us over the course of time that have helped make our cities safer okay so there's
good and bad here all right but there's no fucking way that they didn't know this was happening it's
impossible no all right so they allowed this to happen. So the question becomes, why did the Israeli government allow Hamas to attack Israel citizens?
These are three different groups of people.
All right.
The reason is, in my opinion, there's a few reasons. the main reason that i believe that that has caused this attack to be able to happen is that
the this narrative that quote-unquote elite jewish people are controlling a lot of these
mechanisms that are fucking up the world the banking system world economic forum right and
keep in mind this is not anti-semitism this is pointing out there are people who are criminals who happen to be Jewish who are all working together to create this disruption.
And that's being exposed.
And what's also been exposed is how the ADL has used, quote unquote, the term hate speech to deflect any criticism of these actions.
That was exposed for the three weeks leading up to this.
All right. You have Netanyahu who was basically ready to be overthrown two weeks ago. Now people
are supporting him. So their narrative was crumbling. Okay. So what better way to garner
support for what they're doing than to stage themselves as the victim of these attacks?
We're real people.
They're citizens that they're supposed to love and care about and be one with are actually killed.
Okay, that's the first reason.
The second reason is, and we have to think a few steps ahead, why would George Soros, why would these people fund Hamas to attack their own people?
Why would they do that?
Well, what has the Open Society Foundation typically, what has been their mission across all in Europe and now in the united states is to diversify the population open borders and create a
more united globe right globalization which is communist by the way and when we think about
the destruction that's been done in france in ireland all through europe with the migrant
crisis all right now to the point where macron like, nah, fuck that. I'm done with this shit. Okay. And he's been a supporter of
that for years and years and years. Think how bad it's had to have gotten for him to be like, no,
I'm not doing that anymore. Okay. Now we have all these things in play, but ultimately over
the course of the last, you know, 20 years, we've seen things come into play.
We've seen things like political correctness.
Don't say this, even if it's true, because it offends people.
Okay?
We've seen things like participation trophy.
There's no nobility in actually being the best.
Showing up is enough.
Removes the ability and the understanding of competition.
The first part of political correctness is to remove the truth. Okay. Then we go into silent majority. Don't, don't,
don't talk about politics because it's rude. Just be a part of the silent majority, AKA,
don't talk about it because if you talk about it, other people will join you. All right. So be quiet.
All right. Then we have cancel culture, cancel culture.
If someone says something out of line, crush them, take everything, take their bank, take their this,
take their that. And all the while, while they've implemented all of these societal weapons onto
our culture, they've started to create scenarios where crazy shit's happening that people are
afraid to speak about, right?
The borders are wide open, the crime in the cities,
all of our money being sent to Ukraine,
our strategic oil being at zero,
our money being inflated, etc., etc., etc., etc.
We go down the list.
Okay, so in short, the destruction of the American culture.
Now, let's think about the pure numbers here all right
there's 14 million jewish people in the world there's 1.8 billion arab muslims and then there's
i think another billion non-arab muslims all right so you have 14 million people versus 3 billion people. Okay?
That's 14 people versus 3,000 people in scaled-down numbers, just so you can understand.
All right?
So, Hamas attacks Israel.
Hamas won't allow the citizens to leave.
Israel invades the ground attack and, by default, ton of citizens creates a palestinian genocide all right now what do you think the rest of the arab countries are
going to think about that they're going to be upset gonna be pissed okay and we're seeing this
in the streets this is what we're seeing everywhere now do you think george soros
knows this or doesn't know this no i think he knew this okay i agree yeah so what is this going to
lead to well it's going to lead to iran getting in like they're saying okay and then it's going
to lead to all the other countries that iran is aligned with russia china the brics alliance all of these people siding
together on one side which a lot of those countries has already come out and said we support
palestine all right now america and america's government is very pro-israel okay but america's
people are starting to realize holy we're going to get drug into this fucking world war.
And what's going to happen as a result of this is likely and maybe not likely, but likely a worldwide conflict because of this.
All right.
While we're at our absolute weakest.
Correct.
Which who was involved in that?
The same guys who were funding hamas so we're talking about a chain of events
that could potentially end up with america being conquered which i believe is the ultimate goal
which is what i said for years and years and years okay and this doesn't have to do with
the jews or whatever the fuck you guys want to say this whole defense of anti-semitic by calling
people out is over okay it's over we're going to call you out. If you're
a fucking criminal, we don't give a shit. If you're black or you're white or you're Jewish
or you're something else, this identity politics game is done. We are hurting here in America.
Our economy is shit. Our crime is crazy. All of these things that are going on that are destroying
our way of life. You're not going to continue to shame us into pointing out or into staying silent when things are fucked up. We're going to point them out. I hope I am wrong. But what I believe is actually happening is a setup for Israel to kill as many Palestinians as possible.
And then for the backlash to create almost a second Holocaust situation that we have to get involved in that ends up destroying America in the long run.
I don't think that any of these guys, Klaus Schwab, Soros, any of these people, I don't think they give two fucks
about the average Jewish citizen.
No.
They do not care.
And Jewish citizens,
just like American citizens
or Israel citizens,
are brainwashed into thinking
that those people actually care about them.
Just like we assume here,
a large majority of our country
still assumes that the Biden administration
is working in our interests. They are not. All right. So, you know, it's very dangerous. It's very
complicated. There's a lot to it. And you can call people the names and you can say they're
wrong and you could say this, but ultimately everybody has to take a step back and ask,
how is this going to affect you? How is this going to affect your family?
How is this going to affect your future?
And for the future of humanity, if this continues, this is not good for anyone.
No, all this is doing is setting up the hate for our grandchildren.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, dude, our future grandkids will be fighting each other because of this shit.
Yeah, what's left of them.
You know, yeah.
I mean, whatever they're allowed to fucking fucking whatever crumbs that are left for them and it's like you know my my thing is
like okay so as an american citizen what what what actions should we be doing whether that's
vocally whether that's coming because like here's the thing like you know everybody laughed in you
know the 1970s with like the anti-war hippie movement and stuff right but like that's kind
of what we need right now bro like we we are in no position. We need more than that.
We're in no position to fight.
We need our entire military to do their job and uphold the Constitution
and stand with the people of America
and stop doing the bidding of corrupt tyrants
who are compromised by other countries
and start doing the bidding of the American people.
That's what we need.
We need the military leaders who sign an oath
to represent the people of this country, to the Constitution to fulfill that oath.
The mechanisms are already in place.
People just aren't following them.
That's what we need.
And do I think that'll happen?
I think if that were to happen, I think if that was going to happen, it would have already happened.
It would have happened with COVID.
It would have happened with the election.
I think our high-level military leaders are compromised just like our president is. And I think there's a ton of good men and
women. 99.9% of the people in the military are people that think they're doing the right thing.
And they think they're serving the American people by serving those people in Washington,
DC, but they're actually going to end up getting us killed. And so what needs to happen is our
military leaders need to come together and say, we're not fucking doing this. We're actually going to end up getting us killed. And so what needs to happen is our military leaders need to come together and say,
we're not fucking doing this.
We're not going to sacrifice any more American lives for the lives of people 50,000 miles away
or however the fuck far it is, right?
We're not doing that.
Like we have our own problems here.
And we're about to get our military decimated by all the militaries across the world.
And then what?
What's the next step after that?
That's the thing.
What happens after that? What's the next step after that? That's the thing. What happens after that?
What's the next step after that?
Are you listeners going to send your kids to go die for this cause?
I don't think so.
And so now would be the time for you to stand up and be absolutely unshakably vocal and
firm in your stance on this, that we are not fucking going to war.
We are not fighting any wars for any motherfuckers over there
or in Washington, D.C. anymore.
It's mass noncompliance.
It needs to start with the military.
It needs to start with the sheriff's offices
and the police
and the fucking political leaders
on the state level.
That shit starts to happen.
We might be able to fix this.
But if it doesn't,
we're going to see a war
like we've never seen before.
And when they talk about
what's left afterwards, it ain't going to be much.
And your whole dreams and all your dreams for your life and everything are fucking over.
And that's real shit.
And we're at the inflection point.
This is why I've done this show for so long.
This is why I continue to come on here and talk about these things,
because I've been trying to avoid this from happening.
And here we are.
It's on the fucking doorstep. And when we think about what happened during 2019, when did the drama of 2019 start up? It started in October of 2019.
Well, it's October of 2023. And this is going to be built into some lasting conflict that becomes this major thing.
I told you guys it was going to be a war or a pandemic.
The only part I fucked up is I thought they'd do it before midterms, but they haven't.
Now they're doing it before the actual election,
and this will be their reason to either steal the election again or not have it at all.
And dude, if you do not stand up
and you do not stand firm and you do not fucking voice this you are going to have to live with the
idea that you contributed a downfall and the conquering of america oh man guys jump in on
this conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments using hashtag ringleader
and let us know what you guys think the jew Jewish population is 16.1 million, not 14.
All right, I got it wrong.
It's 16 million, not 14 million.
So it's 16 versus 3,000.
All right, thank you.
All right, well, guys, let's keep this cruise on the move.
Before we get to headline number two, let's cruise some comments.
All right.
Cruise the comment, guys.
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They say, quote, can we take a moment to think about how organized and planned the Israel conflict really was the day after the attack?
There were pro-Palestinian protests with professionally made banners and signs.
How do they get those overnight?
That's one of the biggest things I've noticed in all of this.-oh you're noticing things you're not supposed to notice bro we're
silent majority yeah yeah you're you're noticing things don't notice things otherwise you're you
know a racist anti-semite if you notice anything it's a great point yeah don't talk about it or
you're a fucking bigot right join the current thing otherwise you're a piece of shit what side
are you on oh no side you're a piece of shit yeah so oh dude it was a great observation by this
person absolutely great it's the same thing they did uh with with the russia ukraine war right bro
i think before it was what february of 2021 you know january of 2021 people couldn't even tell
you what the ukrainian flag looked like bro listen we're being
fucking played we're all being played over and over and over again and they're using these societal
tools that i just mentioned in the last segment cancel culture political correctness silent
majority censorship on the internet you know the removal of competition they destroyed american
culture now they're actually trying to destroy America.
And if you guys don't fucking sack the fuck up
and start being actual adults
and realizing that it's you now,
it's not the forefathers,
it's not your grandpa,
it's not your dad,
it's you,
and it's your time to stand the fuck up.
Unless our men do that,
we're fucking done.
And that's real shit.
Your kids will not have the chances that
you've had. And you have to be honest with yourself. You may be saying, oh, well, I didn't
have much of a chance. Real talk, bro. You fucked off most of your life. Okay. Your kids aren't
going to even have the chance. They're going to be slaves and bigger slaves than you could ever
imagine if they're even allowed to survive. So the atrocities that are going to come from what we're talking about are of biblical proportions we're talking about the
mass slaughter and genocide of massive amounts of people on the earth for different reasons
mostly because they were born a certain way jewish muslim christian you see what i'm saying like we're dealing with shit yeah and and it's
all being spurred on and having gas poured on the fire by the global elite class that's our
administration that's the administrations of all the nato countries that's i mean bro it's it's the
richest most powerful people in the world they're trying to kill the rest of us.
Like when they get on stage and talk about depopulation, you understand they're not talking about them.
Yeah.
So how do you do that?
Okay.
Well, you could do it through Bill Gates said it.
Vaccines.
You can do it through pandemics.
Or you can say, fuck it, and we'll just do it through a war every generation of american
men gets sent to war why why is that it couldn't be because if we had powerful strong leaders and
men here in this country our government that's so corrupt wouldn't be able to operate could it be
could it be that because that's what i think it. I don't think it's a coincidence that every single generation of men face some sort of
high casualty conflict that has nothing to do with their freedom.
We get on a plane or a boat and we go over there and we get fucking killed.
And it's our strongest.
It's our best.
And it's our most healthy male population.
Yes.
They use our own patriotism and our own love of each other and this country against us.
Why?
It's because they know that if they don't remove the strongest men from society,
the strongest men from society will eventually revolt and take their country back.
And this is no different.
Yeah.
It's like the annual checkup.
They just trim the bushes a little bit just to keep everything in check, man.
Yeah.
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Because a lot of you guys think I just sit in here and yell on the microphone all the time and I'm always angry.
And that's not actually the truth. You yell the microphone too yeah i do but i haven't i have an awesome life yeah and you know maybe it'll give you some perspective
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rather be doing that other stuff and if we would all just get together and speak up and stand up together, we could all go do the other stuff and stop worrying about this shit.
Yeah, absolutely, man.
Absolutely.
Guys, let's keep this cruise moving.
We got headline number two.
Headline number two reads, Trump has narrow gag order imposed on him by federal judge overseeing 2020 election subversion case.
Shocking.
Shocking. Shocking,
bro.
You know,
I think I'll say this real quick.
Like you gotta be a very conceited person,
a very like power struck person,
right?
To like actually use your position and your position of authority to
literally silence someone
you're missing it if he was so full of shit and it was such bullshit let him talk why don't you
just let him talk because it would expose himself for being a dumbass okay if you ever want to know
who's in control look at who you can't criticize look at who you
can't point at look at who you can't say you know people come out and say things and then you know
they say oh well you can't say this or they'll take your bank account or they'll take your this
or they'll take your that we don't do that the next day dude's bank account's gone they don't
have a job like what the fuck bro how can you guys not see what's going on here?
Man.
I mean, it's not shocking.
We don't control that.
What?
Yeah.
Next day.
Yeah.
Wall Street blacklist fucking Harvard students.
Yeah, right.
Whoa.
We don't do that kind of stuff.
We don't blacklist people.
We don't, you know, next day, bank count gone.
We didn't do that.
Yeah, we have no control over it, though.
Dude, here's what's happening.
People are seeing it.
And it's dangerous.
And they're trying to control it as much as possible,
which only exposes it even more.
Yeah, they're seeing the communism for real.
People are seeing it.
Yeah, it's no different than this.
But here's the thing.
So, I mean, okay, cool, gag order, got it, right?
But another shocking development in this Trump situation.
Oh, first, let me quote the judge real quick.
And this is from CNN.
Trump, this headline reads, quote,
Trump does not have the right to say and do exactly what he pleases.
Judge Chutchen says while issuing her gag order.
Yeah.
Like, come on, man.
Yeah.
Well, that's a violation of the First Amendment.
That is the reason for the First Amendment.
We're not communists.
No, don't criticize me.
But don't talk about us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's free.
Free America, though. Democracy. But don't talk about us. Yeah, it's free America, though.
Democracy. Just don't say it out loud.
But did you see this,
though? I thought this was an interesting development.
I think this is actually going to...
I don't know how big
this is going to be,
but for some...
It's speaking to me for some reason. Did you see this?
This headline reads,
Trump sues ex-British spy over
dossier containing shocking and scandalous
claims.
So he's actually suing
Steele, right? So a lawyer
for Donald Trump told a London judge Monday
the ex-president plans to prove that
shocking and scandalous claims
about him in a largely discredited report
by a former British spy were
false and harmed his reputation.
Trump has sued the company founded by Christopher Steele, who created a dossier in 2016 that
contained rumors and uncorroborated allegations about Trump that erupted in a political storm
just before he was inaugurated.
Trump is seeking damages from Orbis Business Intelligence for allegedly violating British
data protection laws.
Steele's firm is seeking to have the case thrown out,
and the judge said she would rule at a later date after hearing arguments in London's high court.
I don't know what the implications of this is, man,
but I just feel like it's bigger than what I'm able to see right now. I mean, did you—you got anything on this?
Yeah, this dude should be hung.
Well, it's funny you say that because that's exactly what Trump said.
Oh, he did?
In Trump's way.
What did he say?
Yeah, so Trump, his quote, CNN, no, AP News article still.
Trump had called for Steele to be extradited, tried, and thrown in jail.
Yeah.
And called him a lowlife and a sleazebag.
He shouldn't be thrown in jail.
He should be executed.
Period.
Yeah.
And so should everybody else who went along with this whole thing.
People don't understand what happened here.
They needed something to attack him with, okay?
So I just saw this clip on the internet today
of San Francisco billionaires basically admitting that they were wrong about Donald Trump.
The little teleconference, the Zoom call thing?
Yeah.
And they were talking about how they voted for Hillary and they bought the bullshit about Trump and they realize now that they're wrong.
Why do you think they realize now they're wrong?
Because they're getting crushed.
Bidenomics?
Right.
They're getting crushed financially.
Okay? Right. They're getting crushed financially. Okay. And this man, Christopher Steele and Hillary Clinton colluded together to make up a fake document that said that Donald Trump colluded with Russia.
And you can think whatever you want to think about Donald Trump.
But most of the reason you think the shit that you think about Donald Trump is because they said it on the news based on this document.
That was authorized
by the Obama administration.
So for what is that?
Seven years now, our country has been propagated with this fake shit about Donald Trump being
some sort of Russian spy.
So for four years from 2016 to 2020, all we heard on the news every single day
from the MSM talking heads was that Trump was a Russian asset, that he was a traitor,
that he was this, he was that, he was this, he was that. And our media shoved that down our
fucking throats. And because of that, we've argued for seven years with our friends,
with our families, with our neighbors, our peace has been disrupted. Our quality of life has been
stolen from us all because a few people, the Clintons and fucking Christopher Steele and a
few other people in the media who don't want someone from the outside coming into the political spectrum literally lied to the world and the American people and created this contentious disruption that has legitimately torn America apart at the seams.
All right.
How many arguments have you had about Donald Trump?
How many of your those of you that support him?
How many of your family members
have made fun of you talk said you're a dumb ass ripped you up and down refused to have you
over etc etc etc all of that is from this document every bit of it every bit of it
okay and because it was on the news it was true so these people don't deserve to go to jail they deserve to be killed
all right because there was intent there there was intent and the intent was so damaging that
we are literally our country is on life support now because of this whole thing these people
deserve to be made an example of in the public eye for people for hundreds of years to understand you cannot do this shit.
Okay.
That's my personal opinion.
Not jail, execution.
If I was elected president, that would happen 100%.
Okay.
Which is probably ironically why I won't get elected, but I'm sorry.
These people are evil.
These people are stealing.
See, you have to look at it the right way.
A lot of you guys are in your twenties and in your thirties. I'm in, I'm 44. Okay. Every year that goes by, I start to realize, holy shit, it's actually happening, right? Like I'm getting older.
Like I'm starting to value my time for what it is. And what a lot of young people don't realize is that your time that has been wasted on this
and your country that's been damaged by this, this is time that you're not getting back.
You can't get it back.
So for the last seven years, our entire country has been disrupted by this.
This is not jail.
This is execution.
This is the same thing with COVID. COVID was a
fucking total criminal play executed by a few key people who forced and intimidated and coerced
and bribed and blackmailed people into going along with it. All right. That caused immense
amounts of destruction, immense amounts of death, unnecessary suffering,
the biggest transfer of wealth from one class to the elite class that perpetrated these crimes.
This is not jail, bro.
This is Nuremberg 2.0.
This is unforgivable shit.
Unforgivable.
Unforgivable.
That's my personal take.
That's my take.
You could disagree. You could say whatever you want. That's my personal take. That's my take. You could disagree.
You could say whatever you want. That's what I think. These people deserve death.
They deserve the death of a tyrant. And the reason that we put tyrants to death this way
is so that it ceases to happen again and again and again, because unlimited power corrupts in unlimited ways okay when these people
go into power and they are not afraid that they could potentially get beheaded beheaded or hung
or electrocuted or shot they do shit like this and so the fear of the people needs to be reinserted
into the political class in a very real way that's my take. Guys, tell us what you guys think on this.
Hashtag silence. Down in the comments.
Let us know.
So with that being said, man, let's get into our third and final headline.
Headline number three.
Headline number three reads,
Jordan flips key votes for speaker.
Live coverage.
Jim Jordan's on the run, man.
House Republicans are aiming to hold a full
House vote Tuesday.
That's today when you guys are listening.
On electing the Speaker, but their nominee, House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan,
is still working to lock down support.
Jordan won the nomination with 124 votes within the GOP conference
and then claimed 152 votes when members were asked if they would support him on the House floor,
leaving him short of the 217 votes he needs to get the gavel.
But Jordan has been working to sway those skeptical of the fast talking hardline Ohio Republican.
At the same time, the crisis in Israel has not abated and the united states is barreling towards his
next shutdown deadline all while the house closes in on two weeks without a speaker um and apparently
he issued a statement too uh he's saying uh jordan on monday indicated that he would proceed to a
house floor vote for speaker at noon on tuesday regardless of whether he has the 217 votes he needs locked down.
Quote, we will go to the floor tomorrow, Jordan told CNN on Monday.
Quote, it's not about pressuring anybody.
It's just about we've got to have a speaker.
McCarthy's even chimed in saying that he feels Jim Jordan would be a very good choice.
Former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy said he is confident Representative Jim Jordan out of Ohio will have the votes to become a successor.
He told Fox News Brian Kilmeade on Monday ahead of the crucial vote, quote, I feel very good about where Jim Jordan is at.
He has been an integral part of our team when we took the majority, helping us get the majority, McCarthy told.
I feel like this stuff's also being drug out for some reason.
Yeah.
I don't get what's so hard about this.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Without a speaker, they can make no progress in a Republican-controlled House.
It's very simple.
Nothing on the impeachment.
Correct.
Nothing on, yeah.
That's what this is about.
Okay?
You have a lot of people who are in the republican party who are actually operatives
from the democrat party yep we call them rhinos yeah because they're okay republican in name only
yep they're republicans in jeopardy bro republican in name only means exactly what it sounds like
it means they've run as republican but they hold viewpoints or um connections politically financially with the the democratic party all right which is
basically what's called we call the uniparty which is just the group of corrupt people who
are in there to siphon off money from every single war and every single tragedy that is
imposed upon us um for their own wealth and benefit okay so you know like dude our whole our whole government
is totally it's totally yeah so you know for far too long we looked away
and they when we looked away they did what they do and now we're dealing with it
yeah do you do you are you hopeful about jim jordan you think he's well i don't trust any of
these people man at this point i don't trust anybody anymore i really like when i said that on the show last monday or last tuesday
i said dude i don't trust them all whatever i've said about him in the past i'm wiping the slate
clean that goes for everybody it goes for trump too it goes for everybody okay until we have some
real leadership until we have a real bad motherfucker that comes in and actually fucking
does shit not just talks a bunch of shit.
I don't believe any of them. Trump should have put Hillary Clinton in jail when he was in there
the first time. All right. We shouldn't even be here. This shit should have all came out.
It should have all been exposed. COVID should have never happened. And who's suffered? We've
suffered. We've suffered. So until we get someone from us in there, I don't believe anybody.
I like what Jim Jordan says.
I think he says a lot of really good stuff, but they're not getting anything done.
And so I don't trust him, dude.
I trust Eric Schmidt because I know Eric Schmidt.
I know him personally.
I've looked him in his eye.
I've shook his hand.
He's the only motherfucker up there I trust.
The only one.
Period.
So that's how i feel i i don't
i don't believe that our current legislative group of politicians
has has very much i would say 80 of the people up there are for themselves and there's a few
people who have gotten in who care about the people
but those people are the people that they make look like they're crazy or they're unintelligent
or they're stupid or they're a redneck or they're just a dumbass right because the political elite
class you have to understand they look their nose down at us they assume they're smarter than us
they assume they're better than us they assume assume they're better than us. They assume all these things. But in reality, these people are not that.
They are not our best.
They are not our brightest.
They are not our most intelligent.
If they were our most intelligent in a capitalistic society, they would be out here making money
as opposed to stealing it in Washington, D.C.
It wouldn't have to be in Washington, D.C.
So they were either born into it or they come from that blue blood Ivy League stock where it's an actual profession,
not an act of service. And so we have a lot of realignment to do in the government in this
country. And it's not going to come until there's an actual cultural revolution. This is why I talk
about personal excellence being the ultimate rebellion, because politics is downstream of
culture. And until culture demands citizens to actually go in there and hold
these people accountable it's not going to happen what do you think is going to happen you think
they're going to hold themselves accountable right are they going to put themselves in jail sorry
are they going to pull themselves out of these corrupt positions where they're making hundreds
of millions of dollars over the course of their career no fucking way you wouldn't either okay
that's why it takes a very special kind of person, a person who actually really does
care about their fellow man, a person who actually understands that this is a position of service,
not a position of entitlement and greed and, uh, you know, financial wealth.
So I don't trust any of them. I think they're all full of shit. And until I see someone go in there
and actually make some real difference, I mean, they're all kind of the same to me at this point.
You know, like Matt Gaetz does some good shit.
You know, he's holding the line.
There's a couple others, but these are the people that they make look crazy on the Internet.
You know?
So, I don't know.
Yeah, guys, tell us what you guys think.
Use the hashtag and the winner is down in the comments.
Let us know.
So, with that being said, man, that was our three headlines.
Cool. It's time. Yeah. Time for the is down in the comments. Let us know. So with that being said, man, that was our three headlines. Cool.
It's time.
Yeah.
Time for the final segment of the show.
As always, thumbs up or dumb as fuck.
That's where we bring a headline up.
We get one of those two options.
So with that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads,
martial artist punches seven-foot kangaroo that was drowning his dog.
I'd probably punch it, too.
Those fucking kangaroos, man.
They punch back, though.
They're vicious, bro.
Yeah.
And they're fucking yoked.
You ever see their claws?
They got some real claws, man.
They're nasty, man.
Yeah.
They're nasty.
But, yeah, so let's dive into this.
It turned into a Ru-Jitsu match.
Woo-hoo!
Is this New York Post? Yeah, of post yeah of course oh yeah they came up
some creative stuff good job guys how'd you figure that out between your drool sessions
like holy shit uh footage captured water will kill you so will kangaroos
footage captured the ludicrous moment that an Australian ex-cop and martial arts enthusiast
punched an allegedly seven foot tall kangaroo that was drowning his dog, kicking off a wild
interspecies brawl video of the roots. Video of the roots nanny, uh, racked up over two and a half
million views on Tik TOK before getting taken down taken down. But a repost is currently blowing up on Reddit.
I do wonder why it got taken down.
Is it like animal abuse?
Probably.
We'll probably get our shit taken down if we show the fucking video.
You think so?
Probably.
Let's watch it anyway.
Let's watch it.
Yeah, here we go.
Here it is.
I think it's up and hitting.
Look at my dog.
Looks like the kangaroo's beating his ass.
Square up.
Square up.
He's flashing.
The kangaroo said, what's up now? Right, right. How you doing? Bro, listen. The kangaroo said, what's up now?
Right, right.
How'd you hear?
Bro, listen.
The kangaroo swung first.
The kangaroo swung first.
It's very clear.
I'm going to punch your fucking head in.
Look at my dog.
See?
There it is.
You see the claws on that thing?
Bro.
You see the claws on that thing?
Dude.
Bro!
Look at that! It's like You see the claws on that thing? Dude. Bro. Look at that.
It's like two-inch claws.
Yeah.
Man, that's some creepy shit.
If you didn't know that was a kangaroo, what would you think that was?
Fucking.
Fucking some horror movie shit, right?
Yeah, exactly, dude.
That's some Halloween shit right there.
Yeah, I mean, dude, he's yoked.
That poor dog.
He's getting butt raped by a kangaroo.
Yeah, so the article continues.
It says, quote, I saw a kangaroo with his arms in the water basically just staring at me.
Mick Maloney.
His name would be Mick.
That's such a badass name.
It is.
Mick Maloney.
Yeah, Mick.
You know a dude's name Mick, he'd probably punch you the fuck out.
Yeah, he'd probably punch you too.
Mick punches kangaroos for sure.
Mick Maloney told 7 News of the ridiculous.
Okay, New York Post.
All right.
They probably just made this shit up anyway.
Let's be real.
It is them.
So they say that the former police officer who reportedly trains in brazilian jiu-jitsu
had reportedly been walking by the river when he noticed that one of his dogs hutchie was nowhere
to be found shortly thereafter both the reason for their strange behavior and hutchie's whereabouts
simultaneously became crystal clear maloney reported reportedly looked at the river and
saw a seven foot tall kangaroo with its arms submerged in the water.
All of a sudden, quote, Hutchie came up gasping for air, water spilling out of his mouth and screaming his head off.
The ex-cop recounted, quote, I was like, are you kidding me?
Exclaimed Maloney, who sprang into action to rescue him from his deadly interspecies baptism. However, the Rue appears to retaliate
by striking back with its clawed paws,
knocking Maloney's phone into the drink
and causing the screen to go blurry
and then black like in a found footage horror film.
All the while, the sounds of interspecies scuffle
continue in the dark until the Aussie retrieves his phone,
which shows Hutchie safely on the riverbank.
Yeah, I mean...
Listen, man.
Those kangaroos, bro.
I would've punched them too, bro.
No bullshit. You don't fuck with my dogs, dude.
He grabs Otis. What's happening? I kill him.
He's going down. Yeah.
I would fucking kill that thing.
I'd eat the motherfucker for dinner too and not care.
I never killed an animal in my life. It be the first time but rue was going down fucking
right it was going down no doubt yeah bro i mean yeah that dog you see his dog's face the dog's
like what the fuck is going on man bro the dog's just trying to survive yeah i don't even know
kangaroos can swim. Do they swim?
I don't know.
He's seven foot tall.
He looks like he's standing on the bottom.
Standing up, yeah.
That's true.
That's a big kangaroo.
Yeah, it is.
Anyway, I gave a thumbs up.
Yeah, thumbs up.
Everybody survives.
The kangaroo's fine, guys.
I'm sure he's fine.
Who fucking cares?
Stop fucking with dogs, man.
What if it was a cat, Andy?
I mean, no, I don't know like i don't know i
don't like seeing innocent things being fucked with like it goes people animals it doesn't
matter dude yeah like a lot of my dude a lot of my buddies are like man you need to hunt you need
to go this look dude i would hunt if i needed to hunt i don't need to hunt i just don't yeah now
if i had to i would i would have no problem with it if i need
to hunt people i hunt them too but i don't have to yeah yeah you see what i'm saying like i don't
like i don't like the idea of killing things that that don't need to be killed it's just not yeah
it's just not for me dude yeah my good you know now if that line were to come and it has to be
crossed it is what it is you know it's probably a good skill for me to learn how to do,
but I'm pretty sure if things were fucked up,
I'd figure it the fuck out.
I've watched enough of your motherfucking videos, bro.
You shoot the motherfucker, you take its skin off,
you cut the meat off, you throw the fucking shit on a grill,
and you fucking eat it.
You missed a step.
Drain the blood out.
Nope.
What, put some salt and pepper in shit?
Yeah, season it.
Right, exactly, bro.
I'm white.
We don't do that.
All right? Yeah, we eat it We don't do that. All right?
Yeah, we eat it with some fucking candy corn.
All right?
It is what it is.
All right, man.
Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got.
All right, guys.
Don't be a hoe.
Show the show.
Yeah.
Went from sleeping on the floor.
Now my jewelry box froze.
Fuck a bowl.
Fuck a stove.
Counted millions in the cold.
Bad bitch.
Booty swole.
Got her on bankroll
Can't fold, that's a no Headshot, case closed