REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 616. Andy & DJ CTI: Staffer Fired For Filming In Hearing Room, Driver Smashes Into Biden's Motorcade & US Suspend's Rail Operations On Southern Border

Episode Date: December 19, 2023

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the Democrat Senator who fired a staffer who filmed a gay sex escapade in the hearing room, the Wilmington driver who smashed into Biden's motorcade being charged with a DUI, and the US suspending rail operations on the southern border due to the migrant surge.

What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ. Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for Cruise the Internet. This is where we put up topics on the screen.

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I got a few topics on my mind. Oh, yeah? Yeah, let's get started with those. How about topic number one? Quit listening to fucking idiots on the internet, okay? Who do not have the life that you want, all right? I was just talking to a bunch of my friends this morning about this. There's so many people on the internet now who are talking about all these hacks and

all these things that they do and all these all these hacks and all these things that they do and all these routines and they have all these things that you know they're doing for themselves and every two weeks it's a new thing they're doing that you should do and they're saying it with such confidence and you know they've got podcast headphones and a microphone now so that's they must be telling the truth listen dude 99 of what you see on the fucking internet is bullshit okay and most of the people that you look at and you adjust your life according to their advice most of those people don't even live that shit in the first place themselves all right and certainly if their shit works so good they wouldn't be having to uh

change it up every two weeks and tell you about the new thing they're doing. The reason they're telling you about the new thing they're doing is because A, the shit they were telling you to do that they were so confident about doesn't actually work. And B, they're trying to build a personal brand based around what's hot right now. So can we please just get a little bit more awareness before we all feel like shit because we don't live the life of wholesome or balanced or structured the way that somebody on the Internet says? Like, dude, let's fucking stop the shit. Like, this should be common sense, but it's not common sense you know i talk to so many people on a regular basis who feel like they're doing it wrong who feel like they're fucked up who feel like because they don't do what this person says bro if you sit there and look at what everybody's doing and you think that's you're denying yourself your own gifts and your own identity and your own development in the first place because you're too busy trying to be like what everybody else is

doing you can't even figure out what the fuck's going on with you. So like, dude, let's use some common sense here. Okay. If they're not living the life that you want, and I mean the real life that you want, I don't mean the internet life that they tell you they have. I mean the real life. They're not living that life. Stop fucking listening to them. If they don't have that area of expertise figured out, the one they're trying to teach you, don't fucking listen to them and pay attention don't have that area of expertise figured out, the one they're trying to teach you, don't fucking listen to them and pay attention. Okay. A lot of this shit is flash marketing bullshit. And I see so many people and talk to so many people who feel like they're ruining their lives because of the information on the internet, the information overload on the

internet coming from motherfuckers that don't have it figured out. Okay. No, none of these people have it figured out guys. There's nobody that has it figured out. Okayuckers that don't have it figured out okay no none of these people have it figured out guys there's nobody that has it figured out okay i don't even have it figured out i got little parts of it figured out but let's let's fucking like look at this okay and stop driving ourselves crazy and start listening to people who whose lives we want not these people who pretend on the internet i I mean, holy fuck, dude. It's like common sense, man, and it's like a disease. So that's topic number one. Topic number two, I love how many of these fat, disgusting, lazy, jobless men go out here on the internet and dog single mothers.

Yeah. Right? That's a new thing. The new thing is to dog out single moms, bro, and say they're worthless and they have no value and they're a low-value woman because they have a previous relationship and have children with a...

Listen, that is fucking bullshit. Yeah. Okay? And most of the men saying this shit are fucking low-life pieces of shit all right and that's just these are just two things that i notice on the internet more and more and more that bother me like this dude my mom's awesome bro dude listen dude because they talk about these these high high this high value man shit right like went too far which dude it is true

like you should work to be a high value man but like most of the men i see saying this dumb shit they're not they're not even high value you know what i'm saying they're also podcasters who have the yeah yeah it's the same fucking people i just killed two two with one stone you know but like dude uh i get so tired of the judgment on the internet as a whole you know what i'm saying like it's just everything is judged to this maximum degree nobody can be you know just normal yeah like just be cool man you know i agree man it's like you have to be it's either going to go extreme extreme this way or extreme this way i saw this meme today and it um so i was actually i was looking at sean whalen's story and somebody

had asked him in his uh in his story she said i'm a single mother and i feel like nobody nobody sees any value in me and i don't have any value because they're all they're talking about is high value women like dude i think that's fucked up that the internet makes people feel that way. Like, you feel like because you had a relationship earlier in life, now you're like some sort of like trash. Yeah, it's bullshit. And it's by a bunch of dudes who are literally fucking hunks of shit themselves who can't fucking pay their own bills, who are fat as fuck, who don't like stand for anything. You know what I'm saying? Like, let's look at ourselves before we start pointing the finger

at who's got value and who doesn't. That's my point. That's all I'm saying. I just think it's – I think the internet has become pretty disgusting as a whole. So that's my talk. Those are topics one and two. Yeah, I like it.

Let's get to topic three. All right. No, real quick, man. Before we get to our main headline, guys, I wanted to jump in. We're going to start this on a regular, bro, where I just start the things that are bothering me of the day. It's going to be like Andy's therapy for the day. Andy's hot topics. Yes.

So those are my two for today. Yeah, I like it. I like it. Yeah. Yeah, all right. But before we get to our main headlines let's check in with uh vivek man yep yep he's uh he's on a tear bro you don't give a fuck bro this guy's a riot yeah well headline reads vivek ramaswamy tells cnn van jones just shut the fuck up at turning point usa america fest

uh so presidential candidate vivek ramaswamy suggested Sunday that CNN commentator Van Jones should, quote, shut, just shut the fuck up in response to Jones labeling the brash Republican a demagogue earlier this month. Ramaswamy, who is vying for the GOP nomination for president in 2024, offered the brash suggestion for the cable news personality after Jones said on air he was quote shaking during the fourth GOP debate when Ramaswamy spoke because he felt like he was just watching the rise of an American demagogue well he ain't never seen my shit then yeah on Tuesdays and Fridays let's send him a fucking tape let's so so let's watch the video of van jones let's send him a

tape let's see how old i am man the fuck we'll send you a vhs so what's wrong with me dude let's watch jones's uh commentary here he goes and the smug condescending way that he just spews this poison out is very, very dangerous because he won't stop Trump, but he's going to outlive Trump by about 50 years. And you're watching the rise of an American demagogue that is a very, very despicable person. And literally, I was shaking listening to him talk because a lot of people don't know

that is one step away from Nazi propaganda coming out of his mouth. Bro, first of all, listen to this motherfucker. This guy said the most fucked up shit out of anybody for the last fucking four or five years. Here's the real story. You're shitting your pants, bro, because you're real close to accountability for what you've done. They go first. Yeah.

They go first. So let's watch Vivek's comments. Here's Vivek's. And then you get the mainstream media. You got this character, Van Jones, on CNN afterwards saying, this is the rise of an American demagogue who's going to live 50 years longer than Trump. This is dangerous. I am shaking.

That's what he says. Just shut the fuck up. At a certain point. Just shut the fuck up. Yeah, because we're all sick of it, dude. Van Jones at CNN. We're done with it. I think he's speaking the people's language.

Yeah. Dude, listen, he's on to something here. he's speaking to people's language yeah dude listen he's on something here he's on something is he on to something or are we on to something that he got on to he definitely listened to real af for sure bro they're all on it i mean that's a beautiful thing i know it is beautiful it's a beautiful i get to set all this influence and take none of the flack look bro here's the thing fuck that guy yeah okay like dude we're sick of your shit dude we're sick of you guys standing on national television on your moral high horse and trying to lecture us about all these things that we are that you apparently aren't bro i've seen this dude say so much racist shit on the on tv it's insane you know like we could go on and

on and on dude people are tired of this fake proper you know like oh like the thing was fake outrage yes fake tears fake post photos at the border right for aoc whose name is van like who that's a made-up fucking name bro who the fuck names their child van well i mean look we could have a fucking long discussion about the names of black people okay let's be real i don't know i don't know that van's the worst i've ever heard okay but it sounds like a white dude name if we're being honest. All right. But second of all, what? Listen, we tell the truth here, man. That's not racist.

I'm just saying. Black people have a clearly different way of picking names than fucking other people. Yeah, my name's Chevy. Chevy is a white name. Chevelle, yeah. Chevy Chase. That's a white name. Chevy Chase?

Yeah. He's an actor. I know Lex is a big one. We have a big one. I don't know, bro. Some of these suburban models are getting competitive though they are you know what i'm saying like braxton with three x's and you know with his own only fans you know like dude yeah these these i don't know anyway but makes on something yeah i like it yeah yeah just shut the up hey man all i'm saying is this all i'm saying is this we are tired of it everybody's tired of it everybody's tired of the fake i'm on my moral

high horse bullshit that these people pull and try to lecture us and then they lie to us about everything and it's clear that they're lying to us about everything like dude they've lost all credibility this this ability to morally position yourself at a higher place and talk down to us is fucking over bro it's over van you're it's over you've lost they listen they've used people's good nature and good heart and good intention against them for too long. Most people care and have cared if you call them a racist. They get upset about it. They're like, fuck, I'm not a fucking racist.

I'm just a normal dude. Right? Or any of these names, misogynist, fucking xenophobe, fucking transphobe. Right? any of these names, misogynist, fucking xenophobe, fucking transphobe, right? Like we've all been called these things so much for just speaking truth about anything that it doesn't work anymore. It doesn't work anymore. Like you guys aren't going to be able to morally guilt us and use our own good hearts and good intentions and who we are against us any longer. Like you violated that. We realized it'll never stop.

It'll never be enough. It'll never be something that pleases you. So fuck you. And that's where America is. And like, dude, these people turn around and then promote their own versions of racism and their own versions of perversion. And, you know, like, you know, talking about decency, right? Like that was something I saw this weekend.

Everybody going off on the internet about Joe Biden's tweet saying decency is on the ballot yep oh you got that oh of course okay all right good because i got a lot to say about that oh you do yeah anyway how about this fuck van jones yeah fuck you van van you should have got a cooler name bro yeah like douchebag well yeah yeah astro vans are cool though. Like, like a 98 Astro van. This is where you insert the crickets. Yeah. This is where you put the crickets in. Bro, a 98 Astro van, bro. With the fucking, like the shag carpet and shit. It's cool to, bro. That's bad. First of all, you're like 20 years off the mark if we're talking like a 70s van okay with shag carpet yeah that's not that's cool too yeah but this van sucks ass

yeah yeah probably literally too yeah that probably ain't the only thing he sucks not that there's anything wrong with that he's got some shag carpet you know listen we're just yeah listen we're just assholes over here i fucking can't stand these people dude i can't stand getting lectured by these people like who the fuck are you guys yeah whatever yep well guys let's get into our headlines remember if you want to see any of these pictures articles links videos i was shaking yeah shaking that's what every fucking that's what every fucking one of these people says when they get pissed off on the internet they say the same like three things first off they disagree with what you say they say yikes

yikes yikes yikes. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes what, motherfucker? You fucking saw what I said. You heard what I said. You read what I said. Yikes yourself right out the fucking door, man. Go follow somebody else. Secondly, they say this shit.

I'm so upset with this. No, the next one is, I'm so disappointed. That's where the next one goes. And then it goes, I'm so upset, I'm literally shaking. It's like, Jesus Christ, you guys got fucking issues, man. This is the internet. You know what I'm saying? The internet makes you shake?

Yeah, I guess so, man. I guess so. Well, guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. You can find them linked there. And if you don't want to miss any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. You can find them linked there. And if you don't want to miss any of this information, make sure you guys are subscribed and

click them bell notifications. So let's get into our first headline. Let's talk about buttholes. Headline number one. Democrat Senator Free... Oh shit, okay. Democrat Senator Fire Staffer who filmed gay sex escapade in hearing room. I'm surprised they didn't give him a medal.

I thought he would have fucking... Yeah, I mean, he would have been promoted. Because he's so oppressed. Dude. Well, you know... Can't have sex in the Senate. He's playing that game right now. Oh, he is?

Oh, he is playing that game. You guys won't let me take an ass right there on the Senate floor, man. You're fucking homophobic. Like, dude, that's what we're dealing with. Listen, dude, these people belong in an insane asylum, man. I'm sorry. Who the fuck does that? Dude, it's fucked up, man.

You could have did it anywhere, bro. Bro, that'd be like somebody getting caught making a porn right there on the fucking table and then me being like, hey, bro, sorry, you're fired. And they'd be like, you're fucking... What? Yeah, like, what the fuck, dude? You can't just do this shit. Bro.

It's bad, man. This is bad. I haven't followed through on the story bro because like i i've been busy yeah and i got so tired of seeing a picture of him like what was he doing like i got so tired of seeing it bro i didn't even look into it yeah oh it's bad yeah it's bad so the congressional staffer who appeared in a gay pornographic film. Gets an award. That would be appropriate.

Van Jones would write that. That would be the headline. No shit. Inclusivity in the Senate hearing rooms. So Senator Ben Cardins, who's a Democrat out of Maryland, his office released a statement Saturday that Aiden Macy Cheporsky is no longer employed by the u.s senate quote we will have no further comment on this person they don't matter you mean person personal oh man damn i'm not

hitting damn yeah you ain't hitting shit today bro you should stop swinging you know it's like baseball bro you know yeah got to go up there and swing until you hit something. Keep fucking swinging. All right. I'll hit something. So the graphic video that led to the firing first released in a bombshell report from the Daily Caller sent shockwaves throughout Washington. The leaked video footage shows a congressional staffer later identified as Maisie Kaporski

having anal sex with an unknown man on a table in the Senate hearing room where senators often sit to ask questions during hearings. Before his firing was made public, Maisie Kapurski posted a statement on his LinkedIn profile, quote, this has been a difficult time for me as I have been attacked for who I love to pursue a political agenda. He remarkably he claimed, while some of my actions in the past have shown poor judgment, I love my job and would never disrespect my workplace. Any attempts to characterize my actions otherwise are fabricated, he continued. And I will be exploring what legal options are available to me in these matters. Wait.

Yeah. You're not being attacked for who you love or how you like to love them. You're being attacked for holding your asshole wide open on the fucking United States Senate floor, motherfucker. Like, you're... No one gives a fuck who you love, and no one gives a fuck how you

do that shit somewhere else, man. Holy shit. We don't want it. This is what these people don't fucking understand. Bro. Like, dude, you don't see. Oh, dude. I'm tired.

People are tired of having to fucking accommodate this insane, this insanity. Legal options. Your legal options are to shut the fuck up bro and probably for your own interest because no one else gonna hire you ever again no here's the move i'll save you all these fucking uh attorney's fees motherfucker stop spreading your asshole on the senate floor or at any workplace of any sort okay if you do, don't take pictures of it. Bro. Third of all, shut the fuck up so that people will forget about it so that maybe you could

be employable at some point in your life, which is not going to be soon. Bro, you should- Okay? So that's your legal advice. Send me my fucking 50 grand that they're gonna charge you for that shit and we'll call it a day in fact you don't have to send it to me just stop fucking doing this shit i'll give you the fucking five finger discount today only but you need 10 fuck dude i can't stand this shit anymore. I can't stand it anymore, DJ.

I'm at my limit, Joe. I mean, listen, the video. I mean, listen. Oh, there was a video? Oh, yeah. Like the actual video went out? Oh, the actual video. Oh, yeah.

You want to see it? No. Not at all. I had to watch it for research purposes, obviously. Clearly. It must be out there because i see everybody making fun of all the conservative influencers for posting it yeah well i mean that's the thing like i mean even what's name like uh who is that that uh what's what's the guy's name in the wheelchair

they got got out mass and cothorn yeah him like he made a scene he was like i told you guys or he said something like that because he's like, dude. Oh, yeah, because he got kicked out for talking about that. These people do fucking weird orgies and shit all throughout the book. Yeah, he did say that. I forgot about that. The least of the worries is the fucking insurrection, okay? With no guns. They're worried about erections is what they're dealing with in there.

100%. But I thought this would be a good time to kind of do like a little review of the biden president presidency um so for the adults in charge in the top nine degenerate democrat scandals under joe biden don't forget decency is on the ballot it's on the ballot bro it's on the ballot so after joe biden was elected to the white house democrat pundits held the return of quote-unquote adults in charge in Washington. So let's look. We got buttholes in the Senate, right? Number two, we got porn webcam Democrat Virginia Senate candidate Susanna Gibson doing sex tape. That got leaked.

You had the bag of cocaine in the White House. You had that. You had the trans influencer flash the knockers on the White House lawn during the picnic. The drag queen recruited from the Navy. That's coming in at number five. You got the Democrat mayor who was arrested on child porn-related charges. Pretty decent. There's a lot of decency here, bro.

You had the non-binary Biden senior official and BDSM practitioner caught stealing luggage. That Sam Brinkman guy. You remember that? Yep. The Army colonel exposed in the pup play. Took the picture with the puppy mask on. What the fuck are we doing? Cuomo's allegations.

You know what I'm saying? But the polls, they look terrible. Biden's still insisting that everything's fine you're reading the polls wrong this is literally dude this is where they've gotten to now now they're telling you that you don't know how to you you don't know what god damn dude you fucker you don't know listen you people are so stupid you don't even know your own fucking finances you don't know that you have less money than you ever had you don't know that it's harder to survive than it's ever been you're a fucking peasant idiot and you need to shut the fuck up the economy's great that is the message that these people are sending that's where they're sending you don't know how to read the polls. Trump is losing. Trump cannot win a general election.

We don't even have to campaign. We could do it from the basement. 81 people voted for us, except no one in the real world that we can ever fucking find voted for you. Your rallies were at a fucking parking lot with 12 cars because of COVID. You stayed in the basement for an entire year while another dude drew a hundred thousand people, the 30 days leading up to the election in a different place of the country every single fucking day. Okay. So when you start to stop and think about how stupid they think that you actually are and how much they do not give a fuck, if you don't like what they're doing, pay attention to that shit.

Like, think of them telling these people, Bidenomics is working, you're too stupid to understand it, when they can't pay their fucking bills, man. Right. You know what I'm saying? Up is down. Believe it. Dude, these people, listen, there's a reckoning coming.

There's a reckoning coming. There's a reckoning coming. One way or another, these people will be held accountable. I'm 100% confident of it. People are not going to allow these fucking disgusting, morally corrupt fucks to destroy everything in our fucking country for very much longer. It's not going to happen, dude. You can see it on the faces of people. Dude, I had a dude recently deliver something to my house, okay,

and I was wearing this hat. He didn't know who I was, and he asked me about the hat, and he's like, so you like Trump? And I'm like, define like Trump. I'm like, I like to weigh my fucking bank account. I like to weigh this. I like to weigh that. He's like, I fucking love him. He's like, I'm so fucking, like he weigh my fucking bank account. I like to weigh this. I like to weigh that he's like I fucking love him

He's like I'm so fucking like he went on this 20 minute tirade about how he's so fucking tired of and he works at Amazon So fucking tired of all this shit going on in the world and being lied to people are pissed over bro People are pissed. You know what I'm saying? It doesn't matter if you like someone what matters is the job that they fucking do and how it affects you. You know, this, oh, I like is what's gotten us here. That's a you problem. Yeah. Give a fuck.

Like, dude, I'm not one of those people. Like, dude, I'm a competitive person. Like, I want to win more than fucking anything. I'm not one of those people that had, like, any team I've ever been on, I didn't have to fucking like the coach that wasn't required for me i didn't even have to like the people i play with that's not required for me either i just gotta like that they want to win as much as i want to win like that's that's it dude these people yeah this whole thing with like i like

this guy so you like someone so little that you're willing to sacrifice your own fucking livelihood and your own existence and your own quality of life that's yeah i mean it's insane it's a low low iq fucking thought yeah guys tell us what you guys think on this conversation let us know down in the comments hashtag bring back decency and let us know what you guys think decency is on the ballot it is yeah it absolutely is but with that being said that's right it is that's fucking right it is no it is yeah yeah uh with that being said man let's keep this cruise moving we got cruise the comments uh this cruise the comment uh comes from d more mt uh he says i always listen to this during my am lift y'all

get me fired up i'm handing out wholesale fuck you's today. Keep the truth coming, guys. Real AF is true AF. Hey, here's some business advice. You don't wholesale fuck you. It's rare. You charge a premium for that shit. That's a premium product.

Yeah. Now when everybody fucking- Free shipping, though. Now when everybody's doing fuck you, you can wholesale it. All right. But right now, it's still a premium, so stop giving it away. Free shipping or no? Depends. Everybody's doing fuck you. You can wholesale it. All right. But right now, it's still a premium, so stop giving it away. Free shipping or no?

Depends. Depends. I fucking love it, though, man. Yeah. Dude, I really do. Like, there is something to be said about that feeling inside a culture that's coming back with the fuck you. Yeah. Dude, it's great because that's how it's supposed to be.

I don't give a... Look, bro, here's how it's supposed to be i don't give a look bro here's what it comes down to and this is a good lesson not just for our country and our culture but also as a person okay when you dictate who you are and how you feel based on someone else's opinion of you you are always going to have anxiety you're always going to have stress part of the reason that depression and anxiety are so prevalent in society is because people are so afraid to be who they actually are and say what they actually feel and tell what they actually observe to be true because they're afraid of judgment everybody out here is walking around

on eggshells because of a but a small percentage of fucking assholes who have figured out that if they leverage our own guilt against us and call us names, that we will be like, Oh, and give them the power. That time is over. We're not giving you the power anymore. So it is time for fuck you. And the reason it feels so good when people say, fuck you is because we haven't had that in like a decade. But that attitude is what America has been founded on. I'm going to do me. I'm going to do me the way I feel is best for me and my fucking family. And I'm going to speak the truth. I'm going to say what I observe. I'm going do me I'm gonna do me the way I feel is best for me and my fucking family And I'm gonna speak the truth. I'm gonna say what I observe I'm gonna say and if I'm wrong, I say i'm wrong But at the end of the day i'm not this or that or this just because you don't agree with whatever I say

Some things are facts. Some things are actually things that should be talked about so we can solve the problems I mean dude, there's so much into this why everybody feels this way and the reality is at the end of the day if you say fuck you it's like the best therapy you could get you know what i'm saying like a fuck you a day keeps the liberals away that's right a fuck you a day keeps you sane too bro like a lot of the reason people feel so bad about themselves is because they take all this shit from people they shouldn't be taking it from. Yeah, that's a fact. Yeah, like pretending. Look, dude, I'm not pretending. I will not pretend.

I'm not pretending. I'm not going to pretend that a man is a woman and a woman is a man. I'm not doing it. It's not going to happen. I'm not doing it. And if you want to call me whatever names you want, I don't give a fuck. Because at the end of the day, that's my assessment of my own value and integrity as a human being. I can't respect myself lying because it makes you feel better.

Right. Okay. So that's not just an innocent, polite, courtesy thing. It's actually something that makes me discredit myself on the inside by admitting something that isn't actually true. Okay. by admitting something that isn't actually true. Okay? And then on top of it, I'm reinforcing to these other people that if they bitch and cry and attack people enough, they get their way, which is why we have the problem that we've had in this country.

So the reality is, is if you want to feel good about yourself, be honest, say what you know, tell the truth, and if people don't like it, don't give a fuck. That's real shit. That's it. You'll feel a lot better dude you won't need all this fucking 47 morning routine shit because you're gonna be like yeah well it is what it is i don't give a fuck and send the hearing rooms and yeah dude

i'm done fucking around like we're real af's gonna get real real like real real like when we first started it bro we were kind of being polite. You know, I was kind of like, all right, this is the truth, guys. But we have to look at it this way. No, fuck that. And fuck these people. That's how I feel. It makes me feel better. We appreciate you, D-More.

Yeah. Appreciate you, bro. Remember, fuck yous are at a premium still. It's still a premium. Yes. We appreciate all you guys for being real-ass fans, man. Let's get back into this cruise. We got headline number two.

Headline number two reads wilmington driver 46 who smashed into biden's motorcade is charged with dui as cops say he accidentally plowed into president's car you see that i i did brushed over it yeah yeah that's a good story man so the driver driver who smashed into Biden's motorcade in Wilmington, Delaware last night has been charged with driving under the influence. James Cooper, 46, was charged last night with driving under the influence after smashing into an SUV that was part of the president's motorcade. Cooper was seen holding his hands up at the wheel with Secret Service agents surrounding his vehicle last night. He was released from custody shortly after the incident and has been issued a summons to appear in court at a later date. President Biden, who saw the crash unfold was rushed into an armored SUV. A Wilmington police department spokesperson told Daily Mail this morning,

quote, following our investigation, Wilmington police have determined that this was an accidental collision and have charged the driver of the striking vehicle, a 46-year-old Wilmington man, with driving under the influence of alcohol and inattentive driving. Biden and Bill, Biden and First Lady Jill Biden were leaving the campaign HQ where they had just enjoyed a spaghetti dinner with his team. SpaghettiOs. Like his brain.

It's fucking mush. Here's a video. Mr. President, why are you losing to Trump in the polls? The wrong pole. Bro, he saw his life. He thought I was going down. Just look at his face again. Look at his face.

Bro. Yeah, he was shocked. Wrong pole. Oh, shit. He shotted a little bit. bro imagine legitimately being the president the least popular president in history because you're a fucking sellout you sold your own people out you sold your own people out bro he's going to hell you know no he really is there's no doubt about that yeah but here's my question so so the driver uh this is james cooper here yeah he looks scared shitless my question is how do they idea yeah because they can't they can't say black guy they can't say it bro no

they can't get ids bro what do you mean you're supposed to be oh yeah that's true too i didn't think about that shit dude they probably think you know fuck i bet they're confused yeah i bet they're confused they're gonna be mad they're probably trying to figure out how you even learned how to operate the car bro that's that's probably what he was so surprised i'm saying but real talk let's be real let's say you're out you're you go to the fucking bar bro bro Let's just say this Talk about bad fucking shit Let's just say you and me went to the fucking bar, bro And we each had a few beers, right? And we decided to drive home

Terrible decision, by the way Yeah, terrible decision Should never do that And real talk I've done that in my life before And I don't do it anymore I don't really drink anymore And that's

but i'm just saying let's just say because i've done that before shirts and giggles right you fucking leave the bar bro and you you don't just hit a car you don't like get pulled over you run into the presidential fucking motorcade of the united states like holy shit man like you can see it on his face too he's like fuck i'm done it's over right now he is like that dude is for sure he's like i'm it's my life is over they're gonna kill me yep yeah 100 he looks scared shitless fucking hero for what i mean i think he's a hero bro oh you think he's a you think he's oh you oh really maybe i think he could have been a hero hey he could he definitely could have been a lot more popular i'm saying he had some better aim

i'm saying you know but here's here's here's the part that nobody's talking about all right and i know for a fact the secret Service is pissed right now. Because I know for a fact that motherfucker ain't got no insurance. And that car ain't got no right tags, bro. That shit expired. I guarantee it. I got no comment. Guarantee it.

That's racial profiling. Yep. He used to be a cop. That's called evidence-based conclusions. I'm not qualified to speak on that. Bullshit. That motherfucker. Listen, I had to pull up the demographics, bro.

I didn't even think black people lived in Wilmington, by the way. I really didn't. It's like half of them. What do you mean? Half the black people live in Wilmington? No. No, it's like 53% black, bro. Oh, really?

Yeah. That was shocking. It doesn't sound like a black place. It does. Bro, really? Yeah. That was shocking. It doesn't sound like a black place. It does. Bro, it does. I agree with that. It doesn't. I mean, you say St. Louis.

You say Detroit. Right. Chicago. Yeah. We know what it is. It's all good, too. I'm from Wilmington, Delaware. Oh, okay.

Yeah, you definitely think white people. 100%, bro. For sure. 100%. Yeah. Well. Really? 100%, bro. For sure. 100%. Yeah. Well. I bet you his middle name is Van. Yeah.

Well, guys, tell us what you guys think on this conversation. Let us know your thoughts and theories down in the comments. Hashtag free my boy Cooper. Let's swap him with Van. Yeah. Free Cooper. Yeah, we'll trade. Trade.

Van goes in, Cooper comes out. I'm with it. All right. I'm with it. Guys, our third and final headline, headline number three. Headline number three reads, U.S. to suspend rail operations on the southern border due to migrant surge. So this is CNN.

And of course, you know, they fuzz your numbers numbers but that's okay guys because i got you we got the real facts and data here for you um but u.s customs and border protection will temporarily suspend operations at the international railway crossing uh bridges and eagle pass in el paso texas due to a surge in border crossings by migrants. The agency announced in a news release Sunday, the CPB said the operational closures to redirect personnel to process migrants will start Mondays quote CPB will continue to prioritize our border security missions as necessary in response to this evolving situation. The agency said, um, now border authorities apprehended nearly 3,000 migrants in Del Rio, Texas, and around

1,300 migrants in El Paso on Sunday, straining federal resources, according to Homeland Security official Eagle Pass is in the Del Rio border patrol sector. In the past few weeks, the Biden administration has closed ports of entry to either vehicular or pedestrian crossings in Eagle Pass, Texas, Lukeville, Arizona, and San Ysardo, California, CNN previously reported. Now, this is what they're not. This is this is what they're fucking up. So they're saying that in the first 14 days of December, more than 37,000 migrants were

apprehended in the Tucson border patrol sector alone, which includes Lukeville, according to John Modlin, the sector's chief patrol agent. Now, you hear that number, you're like, oh, all right. So they are apprehending people. They are arresting people. But here's the facts for you guys. evidence-based assessment of what's going on in the border that was just updated and released um just in this fiscal year alone there's been 2.5 million million in counts of migrants crossing the u.s mexico border 2.5 million in 2023 just in 2023 that's insane and and they're happy with 37 000 in the first two weeks bro that's fucking nothing invasion man it's nothing it's an invasion they're not even

trying to stop they're not trying to no but well there are some changes though so let's talk about we have to remember that this is intentional you have you have the state of arizona katie hobbs who in my opinion shouldn't even be in in the position of power that she's in saying that what they're doing is fucked up yeah well i mean speaking of that she just she just ordered her national guard oh that's what okay to go to state's border yeah so i mean that's what like it's getting to a point where like it's even those who are on their team trying to play ball is it's getting to the point where it's impossible for them to... Why do you think that is? I don't know.

I think I know. Like the citizens outcry? Yeah, I think what we're seeing is the end of ignorance and the beginning of awareness for people who thought they were on this team yeah who are no longer on that team people who are truly the of the democratic mindset or even progressive mindset who are not in on the plan so to speak are now waking up and saying holy this isn't just this this is this other thing which is a planned destruction of our country and so i think what we're seeing here when we see people like hobbs and these other democrats speak out against the biden administration is not just the biden administration being abandoned i think it's bigger

than that i think it's they understand that what's happening is happening intentionally and they don't want to be a part of it because they understand what that is and what that is is treason do you think part of that because i see i feel like with hobbs that her situation might be even different than that bro i think what she realizes is that accountability is coming and i think what she's seeing is that like the end like like the the public's acceptance of these countless lies, the destruction of our country, our economy, right? Like, she's realizing that she's on the losing side. You know what I'm saying?

Like, she was leveraged to be there. I mean, dude, she stole her election from Carrie Lake. I think a lot of these people are realizing what you're saying. You know what I'm saying? 100%. Okay, well, here's my opportunity to jump ship. You know what I'm saying? And they'll welcome me with open arms.

Maybe. Yeah, it's my only chance. we're gonna see this right like the rats always jump off the ship when they realize it's actually gonna sink yeah so i think it's gonna be a lot more than i mean i agree and i think the only way to to truly tell if that's like how true that statement i just made was or is is gonna to is gonna see to see how they react to her. You know what I'm saying? Like what the Biden administration does to her in response. You know what I'm saying? Like will they throw her under the bus? You know what I'm saying? Oh, the election was actually. You know what I'm saying?

Like what's going to happen? That or, you know, their typical playbook, which is some sort of blackmail or some sort of like shit from the past. Yes, right. One of her staffers might get bug fucked or something. Something, yeah. Or, you know, whatever she's done in her past, them letting that come to the surface.

You know, that's what these people are going to, you're going to start seeing. You're going to see people jump off the ship and then the people who jump off the ship, they're going to start being made to look like they're these corrupt, you know, and they are, but all of their dirt that was previously hidden by the winning

side is now going to be exposed yeah 100 man the other cool thing about this but i also think that what you're saying is true i think that those people probably realize that there's going to be actual real accountability and they're like fuck okay i can either be embarrassed and say i stood up against this or i can deal with whatever the repercussions are of being a part of it, which, you know, by all appearances, it seems to be treason. And treason is traditionally punished by death eventually. Yeah. So. Yeah.

I mean, here's one of the other cool things that are happening and spinning up right now. And we've talked about this on the show many times, you know, and i believe the direct quote and we have to find the episode but um you know we talked like man where are the where are the people that live in these places why are they not standing up right like where are the the people of texas not standing up and securing their own border like we're and and we're finally starting to see some of that this headline comes out as border extremism goes mainstream vigilante groups take a starring role um so this article just came out there's now a bunch of groups that have spun up along the border in different locations in texas

some in arizona um some even in florida that are now standing up and trying to take back their communities um this article is kind of you know it's weirdly written but um i'll just read a little bit of it uh it starts off saying the border wall arches over the steep slopes of the Sonoran Desert, a vast row of brown steel slats jump jutting up from the rugged terrain, rippling with heat in the afternoon sun. A man dressed head to toe in camouflage and carrying an AR style rifle huffs and puffs his way up one heel and scans the horizon over the radio. His comrades in Arizona border recon, a civilian patrol group report finding 31 migrants near a spot where they, uh, where the wall abruptly ends the remote area West of Nogales,

Arizona called the California Gulch is where fencing built during the Trump era gives way to miles of open, but unforgiving wilderness. Um, and she's talking about this gentleman here. He's leading this gentleman here. His name is Tim Foley is his name. He's 64 years old, and he's leading this group of civilian patrols, vigilante patrolmen.

And, you know, he's going through it. These guys are all well supplied and resourced, and they're starting to take back their own little communities, man. In Texas, this headline reads, Texas will begin arresting migrants under law. Governor Greg Abbott is expected to sign Monday, which is today is the time of recording. So Texas will begin authorizing state and local police to arrest migrants

believed to be in the state illegally and granting state judges the power to order them to return to Mexico under a new law. Governor Greg Abbott is expected to sign Monday in Brownsville. So this, it appears to be some things changing. Personally, I feel like this, this law or whatever he's trying to,

trying to sign today is about two years too late Of course, but it's a great start. I mean, you know, you could have been doing this instead of busting them further into our country No shit, but anyone what do you got on this? I don't know. I think it appears to be what you're saying I think what we're seeing is a response to them actually identifying what the public temperature really is and Understanding that the public temperature really is and understanding that the public temperature is infuriating, infuriated or whatever, however we want to say that at what's happening. And, um, you know, it's a, it's a rats jumping off the ship as opposed to taking a stand when a stand needed to be taken. And while I agree that these are moves that should be made these are moves that should have been made a long time ago and uh yeah i mean i don't know why they weren't other than

these people are part of the plan or part of and and and now they're trying to save their ass yeah you know i don't know i thought this was a pretty interesting stat here. If you guys look at this chart, if you're watching on YouTube, check this out. This is basically showing the migrant encounters at and between ports of entry by country of origin. So where these illegal migrants are coming from. In 2020, it was roughly about 11% to 12% of migrants

that were coming in were from other countries, right? The vast majority, almost 90%, were either from Mexico, El Salvador, Guatemala, or Honduras. And you jump to 2023, where now almost half of these migrants that are coming across illegally are from other countries. And less than 50% are from Mexico, El Salvador, Guatemala, or Honduras. Just some interesting numbers, man, just to look at the transition here. And you can't, like, I don't feel like I don't know anybody that couldn't look at this and see. Well, no, what you're saying, what 2023 actually says is that more than half of them are from other countries. Less than half are from, of the total whole of 100% of encounters are from mexico el salvador so mexican

mexican el salvadorian guatemalan honduras immigrants represent less than half of the yeah it's on a massive decline yeah massive decline and all these other countries listen it's an invasion dude you can't tell me otherwise no it's an invasion it's fucking happening and these people see this as their next wave of how they're going to control the population because the population has started to understand and become aware of what we're dealing with with our government. Their solution is to continue to pump these people across, hopefully get them to vote for their side in replacement of all the minorities that they were trying to

get or have gotten traditionally that are now awake and then also put those people in our police in our military to enforce whatever they decide they want against our uh citizenship so it's very dangerous and there's other options too there's other things that could happen too these people could be part and probably are part of terrorist networks legitimately that could be activated any time. There's all kinds of disgusting, terrible things that are happening right now because people have been made to be afraid to be called names for pointing things out. And that's at the end of the day, that's the problem. People are afraid to say things are right or wrong because they're afraid of getting called fucking names on the internet for saying them or in person for saying them. So, uh, if people don't wake up, we will lose this country and that's reality. And, uh, I think people should really think hard

about what that actually means to them and what that will mean. And when I say we lose the country, I don't mean Democrats and Republicans. I don't mean just Republicans. I don't mean I mean, Americans are going to lose the fucking country to a bunch of fucking tyrants and a bunch of people that don't belong here and aren't from here. And you can say whatever you want, but they've exhausted that bleeding heart, you know, message. You know, these are not political refugees. These are not these are these are not fucking families. These are not these are fucking military age men that they're bringing here for a specific purpose that is not in the American people's interest, no matter who you vote for.

And, you know, I know a lot of people are waking up but dude they've already shuffled you know i think the last number i saw was like seven and a half or eight million people across the border since 2020 that's a lot of fucking people dude a lot of people that's it that's uh that's enough people to create an entire military of those people it's enough people to get votes swung a certain way i mean yeah and by the way they're registering these people to vote when they come across so like i'm tired of the fuckery dude i think most people are i think we're all tired of the fuckery we're all tired of them just doing whatever they want this is a small group of powerful people, the media, the far left progressive

politicians, these big corrupt organizations that are all tied into the World Economic Forum, manipulating our entire globe and our entire world. And unless people rise up against them and resist at every contention point, they're going to get their way. And it's a big problem for everybody else. So, you know, people need to really try to recognize what's happening. This is not just conspiracy. These are coordinated actions taken by some of the most powerful people on the planet to make life and quality of life harder for you and better for them. And that's it. That's what it comes down to. And they tell you that your local entrepreneur,

the rich guy is the fucking guy doing it. No, he's not. He's in the same boat as you. These are the richest people in the world doing this. These people are saying, they're preaching to you about climate change while they fly in private jets to Davos every single year and have meetings about these things.

These are people that tell you decency, but then like promote every form of degeneracy known to man and say, it's normal. These are people who talk about, you know, democracy, but then in every single action or behavior they have, it represents communism because that's what they mean when they say democracy, when they say democracy, they don't mean what you think of democracy they they mean communism so i mean there's all these things you know they talk about you know it's not your way of life it's their way that's right that's right and you're going to adjust and you have the ceos of some of the biggest firms in the whole world saying that they're going to force behavior they're going to force this behavior through through the companies like dude it's just it's fucked up man yeah so guys tell us what you guys

think of this conversation jump down in the comments below let us know hashtag shut it down and tell us what you guys think so with that being said let's get into our final segment of the show as always we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck and i got a good one for you oh this one's good okay all right here we go so uh thumbs up or dumb as fuck as we bring a headline up and talk about it to get one of those two options so that being said our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads scientists claim they've had a 20 minute conversation with a whale and say it could pave the way for conversations with aliens someday. Okay.

Let's hear this. So it might sound like a scene out of Avatar 2, but scientists claim it's now possible to have a conversation with a whale following a 20-minute chat with a humpback whale in southeast Alaska. A 38-year-old whale named Twain spoke, quote-unquote, first place. How they name him Twain, man? Y'all niggas got some creel. Oh, where's his dad?

Oh, okay. Bro, I think they mean Mark Twain. Oh. Oh. I know Twain, bro. I know Twain, bro. I know Twain. All right. All right, man.

Let's just keep going. So Twain spoke with the researchers from the SETI Institute and UC Davis by responding to a pre-recorded contact call. This marks the first communication between humans and whales in their own language, according to the team. Looking ahead, the researchers say the conversation could pave the way for interactions with aliens in the future. In the study, researchers from SETI studied how whales communicate in the hopes of

developing intelligence filters as part of the search for alien life. The scientists broadcast a type of greeting call called a whoop drop through underwater speakers. When the call was played through the water, Twain approached the boat and responded with a greeting call of her own. Importantly, the scientists found that Twain was changing the frequency of her own calls in response to the researchers broadcast.

Here's the, here's the audio. Let me translate for you. Oh, yeah? What's it say? Y'all niggas got some creole? Oh, man. Yeah, man, listen. This is my thing. All right? If we're going to be doing some technology, let. This is my thing, all right?

If we're going to be doing some technology, let's do some useful shit, all right? Like dogs. Yeah, like I want to talk. Who the fuck? Nobody's talking to whales, bro. I ain't talking to whales. Yeah. I want to talk to fucking, you know, Max.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. Like, nobody gives a shit about fucking whales, man. Listen, like whales are cool, but like I'm not trying to talk to them, bro. I'd rather talk to dogs. First of all, how do they know what the fuck it's saying? I just told you what it said, Andy.

I know, but, like, I'm just saying, like, it's like these ghost shows, right? Like, all these ghost shows right like like all these ghost shows that are like yeah this this is what it means when it does this like how the fuck do you know that you know yeah how do you know that like typically spirits do this how do you know that is there a fucking spirit school that you know i don't know about you know what i'm saying like you're like i like the ghost shows because some of them like they got some really crazy shit on them but like most of the time these little experts they plug in to try and talk about it i'm like dude what you don't know any more shit than we know like you don't fucking know shit and they're

like oh yeah typically you know what you really do is this and this and this and this is how they respond and if you do this it'll attach itself to your underwear and you fucking can't get rid of it it's like dude shut the fuck up what are the whales in the water like what the fuck are they playing bro like they're not like they're not even speaking well back you know i'm saying i mean i imagine being one of the whales that's what i'm saying like you're in the water and all of a sudden fucking you start hearing somebody talking to you he's probably going back to other whales and they're being like dude you're fucking crazy like you need you belong in an insane voice yeah yeah you hear fucking voices like what the fuck is wrong with you yeah you know these are first

of all then these are these also this is exactly what i would imagine is that these are these are the experts yep yeah this is exactly what i'd imagine bro imagine talking about this all day oh fuck you know and. No, hold on. And this being your only fucking thing you talk about. What'd you do today? I fucking, I dropped the speaker in the water, man. I fucking turned on the- Whop-thurp? I turned on the whop-thump.

You know, this whale came over. We had a full-blown conversation, dude. Yeah. It was amazing. Said he's looking for his father. He said, where's the krill? I don't know, man. I just think...

We probably fucking pay those motherfuckers with our fucking tax dollars, too. That's the problem. I guarantee you there's some grant. Yes. There's some grant that's going... This is what people get to do, bro. To communicate.

They get to come up with some bullshit. They get to go pretend like they give a fuck. They get to go out on a boat all day and fucking watch the whales and smoke weed and then fucking get money for it from us. He definitely gets high. Fuck yeah. He's high right now, dude. That motherfucker's perma high.

That guy smokes so much weed, he's never not high. Fucking look at him, dude. You know, I'm just saying, like, these the that's their game in the system dude yeah it's a game yeah and then they get to act all virtuous yeah i do work that really i do work that really matters you know those plastic straws i got rid of them you know i'm saying no shit like jesus christ man yeah i think i'm gonna go dumb as fuck on this one. Yeah, I don't like it either. Yeah.

I just don't like the people that do this shit. Like, I don't like the people who, like, game the system to pretend like they're doing something that matters and they're going to fucking solve these massive problems in society on our fucking tax dollars. Like, these people will be the reason why we can't bring Bluetooth speakers to fucking beaches anymore. Who knows? Somewhere down the line. It's coming.

Whatever. No. Dumb as fuck? Yep. All right. Guys, Andy, that's all I got. All right. Don't be a hoe.

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