REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 635. Andy & DJ CTI: Michelle Obama 2024, Fulton County DA Attempts To Quash Subpoena & Hunter Biden's Sugar Brother

Episode Date: January 20, 2024

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Michelle Obama potentially sneaking her way into the 2024 presidential race, Fulton County DA Fani Willis attempting to quash subpoena related to alleged miscondu...ct, and Hunter Biden's sugar brother Kevin Morris saying he's confident Hunter will repay loans.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What is up guys? I've got no voice because I'm sick, but this is a CTI. So I'm going to save my voice for the CTI. So we're just going to get right into it. We got Andy and DJ. Cruise the internet. There we go. I got my voice. All right.
Starting point is 00:00:32 We're good. That's all we need. All we need is one of us in operation. Bro, I've been fucking getting my ass beat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's something going around, man.
Starting point is 00:00:42 I don't know what it is. I mean, I feel like I've been having some, like, nasal leakage. Yeah. It's something going around, man. I don't know what it is. I mean, I feel like I've been having some like nasal leakage. Yeah. You know? This isn't nasal stuff, though. It's like whole body shit. Like the whole body? The whole body, especially the wiener.
Starting point is 00:00:57 That might be something else. No, man. We got CTI, man. Cool, brother. Hey, I just want to remind you guys, you know, we depend on you guys to share the show. We get traffic banned, throttled, and we don't get the show out there unless you guys share it.
Starting point is 00:01:15 So if you get value out of the show, if you think it's something that needs to be heard and shared, please share the show. Don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right. Yeah, man, let's get into it. I wanted to check in with something here.
Starting point is 00:01:28 It's a little Saturday CTI. This is a Saturday CTI. Our schedule got all kind of wonky this week. Catawampus. Yeah. Word of the day. Catawampus? Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Where'd you get that one? An old friend from a few years ago. Yeah? Yeah. Keith Emerson. Good guy. Keith. Cowboy Keith? Yeah, Cowboy Keith. Oh, he's ago. Yeah. Yeah. Keith Emerson. Good guy. Keith. Cowboy Keith?
Starting point is 00:01:47 Yeah, Cowboy Keith. Oh, he's awesome. Yeah, you know Keith. Yeah. You know Keith. Keith's the man, bro. Yeah, that was like his favorite word. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Catawampus. Yeah, that dude's awesome, bro. Yeah. When I first met that guy, I was very confused. Black cowboy. Yeah. He's this black guy, wears wears a cowboy hat like a duster yeah and he like knows everything about self-defense and guns and fucking everything
Starting point is 00:02:11 man bro he's like the uh he's like the black chuck norris he's like the black mr miyagi yeah for real man i wouldn't want to fuck with cowboy keith and he's like the nicest dude he's super nice that's the thing he's so nice yeah he's just like nicest dude ever. He's super nice. That's the thing. He's so nice. Yeah. He's just like super deadly. Yeah. Anyway. Cowboy Keith, man. All right. Don't get Catawampus here.
Starting point is 00:02:30 Yeah. Let's get into it, man. I wanted to check in with something because I saw something that I think is really, really powerful. I like to give people flowers when it's due. You know what I'm saying? So let's check in with the head coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Todd Bowles. Okay?
Starting point is 00:02:49 This guy's awesome. Okay? And he's not big on the radar. Not a lot of people talk about him. You know what I'm saying? But he's been in the news a little bit, right? And I got two clips that I think are fucking amazing. So the first one is this headline reads,
Starting point is 00:03:03 Bucs, Todd Bowles bewildered over weather question as team readies for Lions in Dome Stadium. So this reporter, and you guys will hear the gender of this reporter, and I think that might allude to something else. Did you assume her gender? I'm just saying. But let's just watch the clip. Here's the clip.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Coach, looking forward towards Detroit. The weather has been a factor in some of the playoff games, even for the most prepared teams. Today it's 13 in Detroit, which doesn't compare to some of the temperatures.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Any special plans to acclimate the team to not only endure but perform in those kind of frigid temperatures should you face them in detroit you do know we play indoors right they got a dome i don't um no nothing planned we're indoors dude we have to be outside for 20 seconds getting off the bus going under the thing, so we'll be okay. Bro, she thought she had some. Bro, you know, she sat at home, made this perfect question.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Oh, dude. That's how I feel on most CTIs. That's embarrassing. No, man. One time when I was in second grade, dude, I had to. We got a cursive test. Now, they don't teach kids how to write in cursive anymore i don't think what's that shut the fuck up do do they they don't teach anymore right no they don't so they give you this cursive test and like they would have the a and the b and you're supposed to write your best a and b and and i printed my a and my b
Starting point is 00:04:47 and the teacher made this big deal about it like she pulled it up and her name was mrs greer and she fucking held it up she's like she's like in my 40 years of being a teacher i've never seen something so stupid and i i i feel like that's how she must have just felt like you know what i'm saying i thought i was doing good he handled it with class man you know i love it um but there's another clip because they uh you know and i don't know and i really don't know why this is right but the n the NFL with Coach Belichick leaving the Patriots, right? It's like they've been trying to steer up some more race shit.
Starting point is 00:05:32 It's kind of what I've been seeing. Like asking the Patriots head coach about, you know, the race relations and all of this stuff. And so he got past a question as well. Belichick did? No, no, no. Todd Bowles here. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:05:46 But how he handled it was absolutely beautiful. And so I got the clip for here for everybody. Let's watch and listen in. You and Mike Tomlin are two of the few black head coaches in the league. I wonder what your relationship is like with them and your thoughts on Steve Wilks joining the NFL. I have a very good relationship with Tomlin. We don't look at what color we are when we
Starting point is 00:06:08 coach against each other. We just know each other. I have a lot of very good white friends that coach in this league as well. I don't think it's a big deal as far as us coaching against each other. I think it's normal. Wilkes got an opportunity to do a good job. Hopefully he does it. We coach ball. We don't look at color. But you also understand that representation matters too right? And that when young aspiring coaches or even football players they see you guys they see someone that looks like them, that you grew up like them, that has to mean something.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Well when you say you see you guys and look like them and grow up like them means that we're eyeballs to begin with and i think the minute you guys start stop making a big deal about it everybody else will as well boom bro instant fan of that guy i fucking love it yeah he's so fucking accurate i love it it was very very simple very eloquently stated it didn't you know he didn't get like dude that that's how you handle that shit it doesn't fucking matter it's always white people saying that shit 100 it's always white people well but don't you think representation matters and i why does it matter it doesn't man why why does it matter bro we're all fucking americans here
Starting point is 00:07:26 we're all regular people like dude if we want racism to go away let's stop talking about race it's irrelevant dude you know what i'm saying anyway i i mean bro that's a fucking great answer you could tell he's annoyed like he's he's being classy and he's, like, being respectful. But, bro, I mean, he's like, we coach fucking football, man. Like, ball. Yeah, we're out here trying to win. And prepare for that weather inside the dome. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:00 I mean, I don't know bro i i think i mean bro i think i think we're getting close to culturally closer than we have been in a long time to how race should be viewed in this country and i think i think that's how it was like 15 years ago yeah we've already we like went past too far oh Oh, yeah. Right. That's why I don't fuck with time machines, man. Yeah, bro. It's not a big deal, man.
Starting point is 00:08:30 And like, you know, what I think, I mean, we should be able to fuck. I don't know. I just think it's fucking stupid. It is, man. It is. Kudos to Coach Bulls over there, man. Way to handle that. But yeah, yeah man let's get into our cruise seatbelts on it's always the same motherfuckers worried about race too bro it's white women it's white fucking women dude did you see will people bro
Starting point is 00:08:58 did you see uh did you see that fucking reel i sent you from will our buddy will yeah so our buddy will bro he's been putting out some great content our buddy will his instagram is will be inspired all right now he's a black man will's blank he's a big black man just letting you know but he posted this real bro that guy is fucking massive how'd you like to get in a fucking fight with that guy? I wouldn't. Me neither. I remember the first time I met him, you knew him. I met him up there at Club Fitness at the Summer Smash meeting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:33 And I'm like, who the fuck is this fucking guy? Big dude. Big dude. But anyway, he posts some great content. Amazing content. And it's underrated, bro. He should have a lot more followers than he has. GoFollow will be inspired.
Starting point is 00:09:47 But he made a post where it showed this white girl being like, Dear black men. He's like, yeah. I'm going to protect you. And he's like, from what? Dude, it's so fucking good. Blackman. What's up?
Starting point is 00:10:10 Know that you are enough. Who said we weren't? Know that I will always, always, always stand by you. Damn, I thought we left this shit in 2023. Protect you. Shield you. Protect me? I'm good.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Know that you are worth it. Now, unfortunately, I saw a lot of videos such as this back in 2023. I thought it was a trend or a fad, something that would go away, but here we are still going strong. This is my biggest problem with the oppressed victim mindset. What other group or race of men do they talk to like this coddling, bab babying just the way she's talking in general and the way that i've seen a lot of these like black men you're worthy black men you're this you're that like we don't already know that and any real man regardless of race don't need women to shield them or protect them from anything that's our job to protect and provide for women now hopefully i
Starting point is 00:11:05 won't see any more of these in my feed let's check what's next hey black man i love you damn it logging off it's always white women saying this crazy stupid bro yep what is this i don't know man i i mean you're asking me bro that's your's your people. They ain't my people, man. Let's be real. I am more black than white. That's a fucking fact. Yeah, man. I don't know, man. I don't get it.
Starting point is 00:11:32 I don't get it. It's always the women. Yeah. Yeah. Like, dudes just get along. Well, we're unemotional about most things. No, like, bro. Like, guys, it don't matter if you're black or you're white or you're fucking.
Starting point is 00:11:49 No one gives a fuck. Who's got the biggest dick. That's pretty much it. That's the only thing we really care about. Yeah, man. I mean. I try to make points and you just fucking fuck them up. You know.
Starting point is 00:12:04 It's true. It is You know? It's true. It is. What? It's true. What? Like, that's pretty much all we care about. What, that we worry about the biggest dicks? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:10 I don't normally think about your dick, bro. Or these guys' dicks. Do you guys think about our dicks? Metaphorically. Yeah, so it seems like you're the only one thinking about dicks. Metaphorically is what I was saying. Okay. Like, metaphorically.
Starting point is 00:12:23 You know what I'm saying? Like, we're able to communicate telepathically. know i'm saying as men no i take back what i was gonna say i was gonna say guys are normal and we fucking don't give a shit and now i'm learning that this dude thinks about our dicks all the time okay on with the show fuck no but for real dude like no dudes care no dudes don't fucking give a shit bro
Starting point is 00:12:50 like it doesn't matter what you look like or where you're from or fucking what race you are no one cares it's always the women women are the ones
Starting point is 00:12:59 that care like what the fuck yeah fucking shit up anyway yeah I don't think about your dick man Like, what the fuck? Yeah, fucking shit up. Anyway. Yeah. I don't think about your dick, man. It was metaphorically.
Starting point is 00:13:12 You know, like, we know who the alpha man is. Like, we have these telepathic communications, you know, and we size up each other. That happens. We size up each other's pee-pees. Yeah. What's my dick look like, DJ? Small and red.
Starting point is 00:13:26 This guy's good. He says about every white person. He says that every white person has a red rocket. It's the truth. I'm sure there's some guys that are like... Dogs have a red rocket. Yeah. That's what they look like. That's what a white dick looks like? Yeah, a little red rocket.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Alright, man. On with the show. Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. You can find them linked there. With that being said, let's get into headline number one. A little Andy Thomas action. Take a guess.
Starting point is 00:14:04 Michelle Obama. little andy domus action take a guess michelle obama oh michelle obama could sneak her way into the 2024 presidential race new york post columnist warns now this has been circulating around the internet like wildfire everybody's talking about it but what was that guy's name uh randy consuela, we just talked. He said something about it. I don't know. Over a year ago. He said a lot of things about it.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Yeah. Remember? They're going to put Michelle Obama in. They're going to do the same shit to the black communities they did the last election. Yeah, of course. When they say all this shit, and they got Michelle Obama up there saying it, and dude, people are going to fucking buy it. My guess is that they'll run Michelle Obama. What qualifies her? Nothing. You know'm saying like like this she's a black woman
Starting point is 00:14:48 and that's it it's gonna be michelle obama yeah 100 i believe that the stage is already being set where's the democratic national convention 2024 chicago who made a post about it being back in their hometown them standing next to each other like with the sunset and like, they're already trying to paint the nostalgia of Barack when he won in 2008. They are going to try and unify America around Michelle Obama the exact same way that they did with Barack Obama. I think the media is now done with Joe Biden. They're going to turn full guns on him and not allow him to run again. And they're going to put someone in like Michelle Obama. They're going to come in and they're going to say, Michelle michelle obama they're gonna come in and they're gonna say michelle obama is gonna unite people we're gonna bring people
Starting point is 00:15:28 together the same way barack obama said it they're gonna try to tell you this story now that we do we're gonna heal and we're gonna bring together and we're gonna find common ground and then they're gonna get in and they're gonna finish us the off that is not gonna work again nobody's gonna believe it but what they will believe is someone like michelle obama coming in and sending a message of hope Change and unity and every one of you should be fucking cognizant of what is about to happen, dude For some reason there. I have this gut feeling that it's not Newsome. It's Michelle Obama I believe that Barack Obama is the person that's calling the shots behind all of these moves
Starting point is 00:16:00 He said that before there's clips of him saying I wouldn't want to run again But I wouldn't mind being the guy behind the scenes so i i believe and i think a lot of people believe that he's running anyway and what better way to stay in power than putting in michelle obama and then trying to prop her up as like you know the hero for black people and the migrant population and i don't think he's the guy anyway i i think they're going to try to run michelle obama i've always thought that these people can't help themselves about the race thing they're going to try to run Michelle Obama. I've always thought that. These people can't help themselves about the race thing. They're so identity politics driven. Bringing the black woman. Yes. A million percent. Well, that's why Kamala's here. Prediction number three says, President Biden withdraws sometime between Super Tuesday and the November election,
Starting point is 00:16:36 citing health reasons. Biden passes the torch to a replacement candidate named by the Democratic National Committee. Who's been saying that for years? It's going to be Michelle Obama. Yeah, I mean, listen. They're pushing by it now. They're gearing it up. Let's, like... Bro, I just want to know when you fucks are going to start listening to me. Like, dude, I'm not a moron.
Starting point is 00:16:57 I might be a moron about some things. I'm a little retarded. A little bit, all right? But the truth of the matter is, I'm'm pretty fucking spot on i don't miss they got that don't miss information that's what it is baby that's what it is man let's dive into this i don't get enough credit man i don't get enough credit you motherfuckers you go out here and you see this guy's post and that guy's post and they say this shit and I don't see in any of the comments section
Starting point is 00:17:27 hey motherfucker this dude said this way before you. Where's that shit? Where's the respect? Well the truth is those guys are listening to the show too. That's how they make the post. It's funny because they'll hear me say something two years ago and they're like oh bro you're fucking crazy. Wow. And then two years
Starting point is 00:17:43 later they're posting and being like oh I told you yeah right right right yeah you fucking told anybody of course um i got receipts bitch all of them it's real man let's dive into this article man so this is a fox news article new york post columnist cindy nobody there's not another single person out here who's been saying that this was going to happen besides me no no we we got the receipts yeah we got the receipts um when i said that when i first started saying that bro half motherfuckers were like bro you're insane there's no way yeah no way well there's the receipts there's like i don't know 10 different fucking videos of me saying it yeah that's not even all of them that's just a few of them no it's it's a real thing man it's it's gonna it's it's gonna happen um let's read this
Starting point is 00:18:36 article this is fox news article reading new york post columnist cindy adams warned in a piece published wednesday that americans shouldn't be shocked if Michelle Obama, quote, sneaks her way into the 2024 race. Quote, plans are to grab Michelle for the Democratic presidency choice. Making the music is Barack, the orchestra leader. Adams wrote, quote, The Obamas are now nudging to force slow-mo Joe to go drop out. It's like, who else is there? Adam said President Biden won't debate and said the Obama drumbeat has gotten, quote unquote, louder. Quote, a Joe flop out offers probability Michelle could wiggle in.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Obama's negotiating to make that happen, she added. Adam cited a recent media appearance by Michelle Obama. The former first lady recently revealed she was quote unquote terrified Donald Trump might win in 2024 during an interview on Jay Shetty's On Purpose podcast. Quote, those are the things that keep me up because you don't have control over them. And you wonder, where are we in this? Where are our hearts? What's going to happen in this next election? Obama asked, quote, I'm terrified about what could possibly happen because our leaders matter, who we select, who speaks for us, who holds that bully pulpit affects us in ways that sometimes I
Starting point is 00:20:06 think people take for granted. Former President Barack Obama has also voiced concern over Biden's poll numbers. The Washington Post recently reported that President Obama has expressed concern over the structure of Biden's campaign and became, quote, animated during a discussion about the election with Biden. Quote, Obama has raised questions about the structure of President Biden's reelection campaign, discussing the matter directly with Biden and telling the president's aides and allies the campaign needs to be empowered to make decisions without clearing them with the White House, the outlet reported. Andy, what do we got on this big mike uh i'm not gonna call her big mike i will i know i know i i think she's you know i i think i don't know. Obama had eight years.
Starting point is 00:21:06 He's had another four years with Joe Biden, and he's going to try to get another eight years with Michelle Obama. His wife, bro. Okay, and we have to ask ourselves, how long are we going to let this crew of people destroy our fucking country? It's the same crew. Like, the country is not meant to be run by the same people over and over and over and over again.
Starting point is 00:21:24 And this goes for the Clintons. This goes for the Bushes. The country is not meant to be run by the same people over and over and over and over again. And this goes for the Clintons. This goes for the Bushes. This goes for the Trumps. This goes for everybody. And I don't even think, like, it's kind of an insane idea, if we're being honest, that someone's wife is now qualified because they were a president's wife. That would be like saying, that would be like saying Emily would be qualified to be CEO of first form because I was CEO of first form.
Starting point is 00:21:56 That's, that's not, you know what I'm saying? That's probably could. No, she could. Yeah. But just saying that,
Starting point is 00:22:02 like, no, that's not, that doesn't mean no, but that's not a real thing yeah okay that's like it's an absurd thought we're talking about the president of the united states we're not talking about a small business operation right okay and she's not even supposed to be involved in the operations so how would she know what to do anyway well it's not about her
Starting point is 00:22:23 knowing what to do they don't they don't care if she knows what to do or not. Because it won't be her pulling the strings. No, it'll be Barack. And so, dude, we've allowed this man to come in and destroy our country, reinstigate racial tensions. You know, before Barack Obama was president, our country didn't have the race issues that we have now. He came in and he ran on hope and change and unity and did everything the opposite of that. And it's very frustrating. Now, I will say this. I think people understand that we cannot continue to allow the same group anymore.
Starting point is 00:23:10 It's a dynasty, bro. Yeah, it's a fucking... This country was not made for that. It's like a royal family at this point in time. And I do believe that most people of common sense realize that all these people are sort of like the same little gang, right? The Bidens, the Obamas, the Clintons, like, and they're tired of that. Whether or not this works or doesn't work, I would tend to say it's not going to work because i think people have woken up to what's going on um they're going to try and divide people if she comes in it will be division
Starting point is 00:23:56 around race and it will be division around gender okay so if you don't approve of her becoming a presidential candidate for whatever reason it It's because you hate black people or you hate women. And so they're going to try to divide along the race line and then also the gender line, which really kind of makes sense because what they're trying to do is destroy the household family unit. And if they can create enough division around gender in the presidential race, they can get people to argue within the household. So she's actually the perfect candidate to accomplish what it is they actually trying to do, but she's going to come out. She's going to say hope and unity and change. And they're going to try to get everybody to come together and vote for her thinking that
Starting point is 00:24:42 it's going to somehow make things better. And once they get in, like I said in the clips that we just posted, they're going to work to finish us off. And it's very scary. It's very dangerous. I don't think people will fall for it, but I'm not sure. What do you think? My question is, and this is a rhetorical question, but I really want you guys to ask yourself this question.
Starting point is 00:25:06 What are they afraid of? That's what I keep going back to. Why are they so afraid of Trump? What are they so afraid of? What do you mean? Because that's the best you got is a thousand-year-old man or this woman with zero credibility with zero like why are they pushing so hard because they're going to with all the race division like you said the gender stuff try to separate us on every single front as possible what are they so afraid of and they tell us it's for
Starting point is 00:25:39 to protect the democracy but they know what's going to come bro do we believe that this country should be run by a single family for decades on end no right like when we look at when we look at putin people people say well putin's a fucking crazy dictator blah blah blah because he's been ruling for so long and americans especially leftists hate putin for that but they're perfectly okay with this with joe yes with biden and obama and hillary clinton and michelle obama running shit for you know years and years and years on end. And I can tell you this, if she gets elected, real talk, our country will be destroyed completely. That is 100% certain.
Starting point is 00:26:41 We will, the quote unquote, finish the job slogan that Joe Biden is running with, they will finish the job and we will become a communist country. I mean, bro, I don't know. Like, like I, I personally like, bro, obviously, you know, I don't have the in on the black community, but from what I can observe and I make, I make it a point to try and observe black culture for the sake of discussion on the show. It seems to me like black culture has caught on to the fact that these people are not for them. It seems to me that they've caught on to the fact that Obama was never for them
Starting point is 00:27:13 and Joe Biden is not for them. And I think they're going to be smart enough to figure out that they're just trying to play. Like we saw that one short. In fact, let's throw that in the show, okay, where that lady talked about this is what you get when you vote for someone's color of their skin. She was a black woman. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:31 So check this out. I got it. Yeah. This is what the fuck happens when you vote for skin tone. This is what happens when you vote because you're so damn desperate. You want a woman in office. The only reason why slow-ass Joe didn't got his ass as president is because of that glitch bitch Kamala. Everybody was so desperate to put a black woman, which she ain't black, as vice president. And now the whole country fucked the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:27:59 The whole country. How the hell you bring in all these illegals and don't know what a to put them just for votes because the dad folks voting didn't work we would have caught on to that and then y'all gonna take all them children out of school why the did y'all choose chicago so now most of them children are black children gotta sit at home because y'all don't man y'all getting on my nerves y'all don't man y'all getting on my motherfucking nerves Y'all sit up there doing this shit to mostly minority black children, but Trump the races. No you motherfuckers are racist I'm getting sick of this shit for real. I'm dead ass serious. Y'all better fix this shit
Starting point is 00:28:38 What about the fucking parents all those black people that fun and keep the goddamn school open? They children gotta sit the fuck at home and they got to figure out what the fuck to do. How the fuck they supposed to work? I'm telling you, Joe and Ho, y'all gots to fucking go. I'm fixing to march to the fucking United States government. I'm for real. I'm for real. I'm fixing to join motherfucking Trump because there ain't no way, Ho.
Starting point is 00:29:01 Ain't no motherfucking way. Fix this shit now. My motherfucking now. Now, I think that's pretty reflective of how people feel right now. I think people are tired of being divided around racial lines. I think people are tired of being manipulated along race. I think people are smarter than, you know, vote for this person because they have the same skin tone as you. I think, are smarter than, you know, vote for this person
Starting point is 00:29:25 because they have the same skin tone as you. I think, I think, I don't know. I think people are smarter. Um, but you know, I mean, what do you think, bro? You, do you think that the black community is just going to say, okay, well we're going to vote for her because she's black. I mean, I like, honestly, I think, I think by and large, the vast majority of black communities in America, they are over it. I think there is going to be a stronghold of, like, the older generation, older demographic that will still probably vote for her. And then, of course, all of our lovely white liberal bruncher women will most likely vote for her as well because it'll be like a super pack bro like i see her hillary and fucking kamala all up there dancing together you know i'm saying like trying to force this this unification message you know so but i
Starting point is 00:30:19 think ultimately in the long run it won't work um i'd be interested to see what those polls look like coming out does that make sense about them dividing people along race and gender yeah for sure and then also dividing people along gender inside the household you know what i'm saying yeah like they want to disrupt the wives against the husband that's right yeah and i think if she gets in the race for real which i think she's gonna i think we're gonna see that sort of campaign yeah and i think if she gets in the race for real which i think she's gonna i think we're gonna see that sort of campaign yeah and then just wait for them to announce the big mic and bring out the trans issue you really think she's trans dude yeah fuck you bro listen i don't think she really is there's not one single black woman that i know that does not have a picture of themselves pregnant. Where's hers?
Starting point is 00:31:05 Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It's possible. I'm just saying, listen, it's 2024 and we can't judge. Joan Rivers fucking said that she was trans and then she was dead a week later. A week later. Yeah. So if I ain't here next week, guys, Big Mike got me.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Guys, let's head over to cruiser comments this is where we uh find one of your comments on the tube and uh bring it in here on this tube and we talk about it cruiser comment this uh week's cruiser comment comes i can't even pronounce this uh this name um but it'll make sense why i can't uh this comment reads made a youtube account just to post this comment. At dinner tonight a man walked up and offered to buy me and my wife's dinner for my bison hat and said quote personal excellence is the ultimate rebellion. I told
Starting point is 00:31:56 him damn right it is and let him have the hat. Keep up the good work Andy. We are out here. That's badass. That's pretty fucking cool. Yeah. I wear my hat all the time. Yeah. That's fucking badass. Nobody comes to me.
Starting point is 00:32:11 No one buys you dinner? No. Wow. No. That's because racist. Yeah, I'll be at Twisted Tree. Oh, no. No, that's fucking cool, man.
Starting point is 00:32:21 That's super cool, bro. That's cool. That's culture, man. That's culture. Yep. Like, real recognizes real, you know? It's going to get big, too, man. That's super cool, bro. That's cool. That's culture, man. That's culture. Yep. Like real recognizes real, you know? It's going to get big too, man. That's fucking awesome.
Starting point is 00:32:29 We are done with this shit. We are done with this shit. The people who listen to this show, the people who understand what I talk about when I say personal excellence is the ultimate rebellion, over the next four years, we will change the culture of this country completely. I can promise you that there's one thing I know how to do. It's how to get a movement
Starting point is 00:32:51 going. And I can promise you over the next four years, people who wear this fucking bison hat, people who stand for what we talk about here, we will be the people who restore America to where it needs to actually be. And it makes me very, very proud to hear stories like this already happening when we've only had two gear releases. So wait until this shit really gets out there. It's fucking awesome. Yeah, it's fucking super cool.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Guys, we appreciate you guys. Thank you for your comments. Thank you guys for being real-ass fans. Keep it up. With that being said, man, let's keep this cruise moving. Heading on over to headline number two. Headline number two reads, speaking of black women, Fulton County DA Fannie Willis attempts to squash subpoena
Starting point is 00:33:39 related to alleged misconduct. Now, this one's not really shocking, especially her reasoning of why she's trying to quash it. And we'll take a guess here later. We'll have a little drum roll here. Let's dive into this. Fox News article reading, Georgia prosecutor Fannie Willis is hitting back at allegations
Starting point is 00:33:59 that she was engaged in an improper relationship with special prosecutor Nathan Wade, accusing his estranged wife of, quote unquote, interfering with her prosecution of former President Trump. Willis has been subpoenaed to give a pretrial deposition in the divorce case of Nathan Wade and Jocelyn Wade on January 23rd. But in a Thursday court filing, then she argued the subpoena should be quashed. A portion of the filing reads, quote,
Starting point is 00:34:31 Willis' attorney, Soneek Axum, wrote that and oppress District Attorney Willis. Willis' attorney, Soneek Axum, wrote that the attempt to question Willis is, quote, obstructing and interfering with the ongoing criminal case against Krupp. So what she's saying is. What she's saying is that she. Hold on, you got to say it like, what she said is. You got to say it like that. So what she said is... Is that good?
Starting point is 00:35:09 Okay. That she had an affair with this woman's husband and now this woman is divorcing that person and they are having a divorce case and she is being called in as a witness to this
Starting point is 00:35:24 case during the discovery process and finds it annoying embarrassing and oppressive towards her so because so yeah like i might have fucked you like yeah but like you're interfering with this case that's why you're doing it. Yeah. No. Yeah. No. Bro, it goes right along with her refusal to take any sort of responsibility for her actions when she was giving that big presentation at the church. Mm-hmm. You know, like this woman can do no wrong. Yeah. And it's insane.
Starting point is 00:36:05 It's crazy, man. So the article continues. It says Andrea Hastings, a lawyer for Jocelyn Wade, told the Associated Press they want to help her, quote, resolve her divorce fairly and privately and that any response to Willis's motion will come in a filing with the court. Trump co-defendant Michael Roman's lawyer accused Willis and Wade of engaging in an improper relationship and mishandling public money in a court filing last week. Roman's lawyer, Ashley Merchant, did not provide evidence of the alleged relationship between Willis and Wade, but pointed to proof in Wade's divorce case. Merchant alleges that Willis's purported relationship with Wade created a conflict of interest and that she benefited financially from the relationship in the form
Starting point is 00:36:52 of lavish vacations the two took using funds his law firm received from working the case. County records show that Wade has been paid nearly $654,000 in legal fees since january 2022 an amount authorized by the district attorney or willis in this case and remember guys she bypassed all of the regular processes when she assigned this guy as a special prosecutor right all and she paid him more money per hour than any of the other prosecutors. And this guy has zero experience in dealing with any type of RICO cases at all. Hmm. And. Getting it on. Now, Willis has neither confirmed nor denied that she was romantically involved with Wade.
Starting point is 00:37:46 In her first comments on the matter earlier this week, Willis suggested that she and Wade are being scrutinized. Drumroll, please. Because they're black. Oh, man, that's great. Uh, quote, they only attacked one. Willis said, at the Big Bethel AME Church in Atlanta on Sunday. Quote, first thing they say, oh, she's got to play the race card now.
Starting point is 00:38:18 But no, God, isn't it them that's playing the race card when they only question one? Oh, this is great. This is greatdie what we gotta listen it must be nice to do whatever you want to do and then say the only reason you're mad about it is because i'm black yeah you know what i'm saying like claudine gay and harvard you know oh well the only reason that you guys care about me lying about my entire academic record and plagiarizing everything that i've ever done is because i'm black like no it's because you plagiarized everything kim gardner you guys only kick me out because i'm like no it's because you literally destroyed thousands of lives in this community yeah and let people walk scott free i
Starting point is 00:39:02 don't think this shit's flying anymore dude it's not it has no i don't think people i don't think people are buying this shit anymore at all i don't even think black people are buying it well no because bro like it's it's the constant beat of like i know white people aren't buying it white people used to be silent when they said this shit yeah like when when black people would say oh it's because of fucking racism white people will kind of be like you know they won't say shit. Now they're like, dude, fuck off. Yeah, I had it up to here with it.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Yeah. Hey, buddy. You look here, pal. Yeah. All right. You didn't get fired because you're black. Hey, buster. I didn't even notice you were black because I don't see color.
Starting point is 00:39:40 That's right. I got you. I hope this lady loses her job job i hope she goes to fucking jail dude i i'm just so sick of fucking people deflecting accountability for what they do because of their race like shut the fuck up yeah dude shut the fuck up you're either a piece of shit or you aren't. You're either a criminal or you aren't. You either are or you fucking aren't.
Starting point is 00:40:11 And you're fucking raced on shit to do with it. I'm so sick of hearing this shit. I'm so sick when you say, oh, here's the crime statistics. Oh, you're racist. It's fucking math. Well, math is racist. Yeah yeah you see what i'm saying like bro i'm just fucking over everybody's over it too everybody's over it because they're recognizing the destruction that is creating in the world
Starting point is 00:40:37 and these fucking people who stand up still to this day and say oh you're only making a big deal out of it because i'm black bitch you just fucking paid this dude 700 grand you went on vacations with them he was with a he was married to another woman and now they're getting divorced and you're part of the deal and you're saying it's because you're black right shut the fuck up i love i love that this shit is dying that's what it is yeah i love that the death rattle for like this sort of like racial deflection is happening yeah to where people like you're just like okay you know yeah nope to the gallows this is mega country you're like jesse smollett you know what i'm saying like all these people like it's fucking white people no motherfucker it's you it ain't fucking white people yeah i just saw that one lady they call her the brick lady um down in houston she like tried to
Starting point is 00:41:37 say that she got hit in the face with a brick yeah yeah yeah gang attacked her with brick raised forty something thousand dollars didn't happen and now she's going to jail or like the countless situations where racial slurs have been scrawled on the bathroom walls at schools and then it come to find out there's a little rhyme around bad it was actually black it was actually black kids doing it well j, JJ, bad. Here's the reality. And no one wants to say this. And people get pissed off when you say it. But criminal element, the shitty element of black culture has figured out that they can get away with a lot of shit by just saying it's racism.
Starting point is 00:42:18 And society is done allowing that excuse. And that's a good thing. It's a great thing, man. Great thing. Guys, jump down to the comments below. Let us know what you guys think on this topic. With that being said, let's move to our next segment.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Just leaving this here. This is where we post it. Andy can't say nothing about it. You just gotta watch it. Alright? Just leaving this here. Headline reads, Watch! Roots star LeVar Burton stunned to learn he is descended from a confederate soldier got a little clip for you um imagine if a white guy reacted like this is a tweet from gummy bear
Starting point is 00:42:55 um imagine if a white guy reacted like lavar burton does to finding out that his great great grandfather was a white confederate Racism is racism, folks. And black-on-white racism is off the charts. Now tell me again how that reparations thing is going to work. Here's the video from him realizing. So again, LeVar Burton, he's the guy who played Kuchikente. Okay, infamous movie Roots. So this is him learning that his great-great-grandfather
Starting point is 00:43:20 was actually a white Confederate soldier. Wow, that's him. You are looking at your great, great grandfather, James Henry Dixon. It's difficult to make out, but that's, that is your biological great,
Starting point is 00:43:35 great grandfather. Now, I'd have fought you five minutes ago. If you told me that I had a white, great, great grandfather. You do. You can fight me, but it's the truth. And there's nothing you can do about it. What? Kunta!
Starting point is 00:43:56 Kunta. Got white ancestry! That's right. What? Yeah. Come on now, Skip. You know, you took two DNA tests. The two major two DNA tests.
Starting point is 00:44:11 The two major commercial DNA tests almost never have tested an African-American who was 100% sub-Saharan African. Wow. We all have white ancestors. But this is close. That's right. But this is close. And by name. Just leaving that there.
Starting point is 00:44:25 I didn't think it was that bad. No. Who said there was going to be bad? No, I'm just saying, like, I didn't think it was that bad. No, who said they were going to be bad? No, I'm just saying, like, I didn't think he reacted that bad. I mean, you know, I think the more... He's probably reviewing in his brain all the ignorant shit that he said about fucking white people over the course of his life. Yeah, like the guy that was whooping him, Kutukent. No, bro, that was just your great-grandfather. Oh, shit, that's great. You know, it always works out this way, right? Like, it always works out this way.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Like, people are what they hate. You know what I'm saying? Like, they say they hate all this shit, and then they find out shit bro that's me too that's you you know like that's kind of the way god makes the earth works in mysterious yeah man like you know we're all people listen dude we're all people we're not black we're not white we're not gay we're not straight we're just fucking people man and this this idea that i just don't think there's a lower iq idea than judging someone based upon their race whether that be black people judging white people or white people judging black people and let's be honest it's okay for black people to to hate on white people it's been culturally okay for a long time
Starting point is 00:45:45 it's never been okay for white people to hate on black people in my lifetime yeah you know what i'm saying and we have to get to a point where none of it's allowed like it should not be okay for black culture to talk so much shit on white people openly. And then act like it's not racism. Like, you know what I mean? Right. There's a double standard there that is very prevalent. And every fucking white person out here knows that's true. They know it.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Now, they might say, well, we deserve it. Or they might say, well, we were never this or that. Whatever. But they know it's true. And it's culturally okay to hate white people, to make fun of white people and fucking all this shit, which I'm okay with making fun of white people. White people are pretty fucking weird. Kind of funny to make fun of.
Starting point is 00:46:36 But then we should be able to make fun of black people too. You know what I'm saying? I like Kool-Aid. I do like Kool-Aid. Grape. But I'm just saying, man, I do like grape Kool-Aid. It's fucking great. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:49 But I also like cream soda. Bro, you should mix the two. Yeah. A little Suicide. Yeah, I'll end up like Kunta Kinte here. We'll call that the Kunta Kinte because it's got a little black and a little white. You like that one, huh? It was good.
Starting point is 00:47:11 Yeah, yeah. I see what you did there. All right. I like that. All right. Not too bad for a little white guy, you know? I'm just tired of this shit, dude. Like, it's so stupid. I love it.
Starting point is 00:47:21 I love it. Guys, let's keep this cruise moving. We got headline number three. Call it a cruise. We got a little bit of both. I like it. So, Creef Southern, great. It's a new drink.
Starting point is 00:47:34 We just made it up. Headline number three. Headline number three reads, Hunter Biden's sugar brother goes scorched earth on Comer. Says he's confident hunter will repay loans let's dive into this hunter biden's lawyer is hitting back at house oversight committee chairman james comer out of kentucky accusing the top republican of misleading about his closed door deposition thursday Following the deposition of Hunter's lawyer, Kevin Morris,
Starting point is 00:48:07 which is part of the house Republicans sweeping probe into president Biden's family and its past foreign business dealings. Comer released a statement expressing concern about the lawyer's financial support for his own client. Comer claimed that Morris's actions raised ethical concerns, noting the millions of dollars the lawyer loaned to Hunter. Quote, shortly after meeting Hunter Biden at a Joe Biden campaign event in 2019, Kevin Morris began paying Hunter Biden's tax liability to insulate then presidential candidate Joe Biden from political liability.
Starting point is 00:48:47 Kevin Morris admitted he has, quote unquote, loaned the president's son at least five million dollars, Comer said. Quote, these loans don't have to be repaid until after the next presidential election and the loans may ultimately be forgiven. It continues saying, quote, since Kevin Morris has kept President Biden's son financially afloat, he's had access to the Biden White House and has spoken to President Biden. He added, quote, this follows a familiar pattern where Hunter Biden's associates have access to Joe Biden himself. As we continue more interviews this month and the next, we will continue to follow the facts to understand the full scope of President Biden and his family's corruption. continues saying Comer also released excerpts from the deposition showing Morris was introduced to Hunter Biden by Hollywood producer Lynette Phillips at a Biden campaign event in the winter of 2019 in Los Angeles, California. According to Comer, Morris said he began loaning Hunter money,
Starting point is 00:49:57 which doesn't have to be repaid until 2025 and even bought $1.5 million worth of the president's son's artwork to reduce the loan burden. However, in a statement obtained by Fox News Digital, Morris blasted Comer, alleging that he misconstrued the testimony. Quote, when I first met Hunter, he was emerging from the lowest point in his life, Morris said. Quote, at this time, he had no income and his wife, Melissa, was five months pregnant. Although he was being harassed by paparazzi, as well as people coming onto his property and threatening him, he had no security protection. Quote, I was concerned that Hunter did not have the level of support he needed, he continued. Quote, I stepped in and have done so
Starting point is 00:50:43 ever since. I have worked hard to create a life that has allowed me to help my family and friends when they have needed it. And I did so with Hunter. Morris added that while he did loan Hunter the money, the two consulted counsel on the transactions and that he is, quote, confident Hunter will repay him. In addition, Morris denied ever believing the president or his administration would give him anything in return for the loans, saying his quote, only goal was to help a friend and that
Starting point is 00:51:14 there is no prohibition against that. Yeah, I don't buy it. I don't buy it. So you meet this guy for the first time and then a few months later you dump five million dollars into him that's super weird and then you say that there's no expectations of anything coming from from the big guy what do they call them have they have there have there been any because i haven't really been following this this line they have there have there been any because i haven't really been
Starting point is 00:51:45 following this this line of the story has there been any situation why would what what would this guy be getting out of access to biden who knows who knows yeah i mean there's not a lot about this guy i mean he's he's a high level attorney i know he did a couple of big cases in california and stuff you know but like i mean who knows what if he's just high-level attorney. I know he did a couple of big cases in California and stuff. You know, but, like, I mean, who knows? What if he's just the middleman piece that's coming? Like, what if he's getting paid from China? Like, I mean, who knows?
Starting point is 00:52:15 Like, nobody's started to really dig in on this guy. At the end of the day, I don't know one fucking person that will meet somebody after a few months and dump $5 million into them. No, that's not real. It's not even real for super wealthy people. Like, I don't give a fuck. It doesn's not real. It's not even real for super wealthy people. Like, I don't give a fuck. It doesn't make sense. It's not a real thing.
Starting point is 00:52:29 And then on top of that, you give him another 1.5 in cash to buy his artwork, even though he's never been an artist, to lower that amount. Well, I think the question would be, if we are trying to consider what's going on here, we would have to fill in the gap between what would
Starting point is 00:52:45 this guy be getting from his relationship with joe biden has there been any indication on that side of it i don't think we've gotten there yet yeah i don't think we've gotten there yet i mean like it doesn't make sense man yeah it's super weird dude um this is the guy that was like uh laughing smoking that bong on his balcony remember uh yeah this was like a couple of months ago or something paparazzi caught country going into his house and this guy's just on his fucking balcony ripping a bong or fuck dude who cares no i'm just saying like i mean it's just i fucking i hit a ball all the time that's my preferred way to smoke yeah i don't give a fuck yeah i don't
Starting point is 00:53:25 care if anybody fucking doesn't like it either i mean he just seems like i like blades of glory i like to smoke it out of a bong yeah that doesn't mean i'm a fucking fucking weirdo yeah just don't do crack yeah that's right i will never let you do that but my point is is that like you know there's there's there's definitely something weird about some dude stepping in and saying, hey, I'm going to pay your tax liability. And then ultimately maybe forgive the loan. I mean, the loan's clearly going to be forgiven. Otherwise, it wouldn't even have been said that. And I don't want nothing.
Starting point is 00:54:02 Yeah. There's obviously this well this guy must just be a really good dude no he's just a great kid that's what it is yeah he's just a great you know cocaine blowing we're over you know what i'm smoking shame on us man yeah we should be we're over here assuming that there's got to be some ulterior motive that's see we're the problem with the world we're over here assuming that there has to be some sort of ulterior motive when in reality this guy's just an amazing human being looking out for this guy who was in an unfortunate situation we're assholes yeah andy listen i think especially me we should be more like him i think so you can send the wire
Starting point is 00:54:45 oh i thought you were gonna send me a wire i mean that's got to be the logical conclusion that's what logical conclusion is that we're just assholes and these guys are just this is how we're supposed to treat people is give them five5 million. Yeah. No questions asked. That's how you're supposed to be. Yeah, man. Hey, look, dude, I will say this.
Starting point is 00:55:16 You know, when you have successful friends who have means, there's obviously times where those friends might step in and help you. Yeah. But for someone who just met this dude, right. Like I could see this in a different scenario. Like let's say they were lifelong buddies and you know, the guy calls him up and says, Hey man, uh, I'm in a pinch here. Can you help me out? Uh, and this is what I'll do for you on the backend. Right? Like that, right? Like that's a normal friend type situation. I've done that for friends. I've had friends do that for me, okay?
Starting point is 00:55:54 But to just show up out of nowhere and fucking fork out millions of dollars to fucking protect this dude out of nowhere, like that's, I don't know know there's something weird going on and also did you notice like when they sat down for that congressional whatever it was last week how this guy and hunter were like legitimately laughing when they got up and walked out of the room they know something we don't know bro they know something we don't know yeah it's just interesting man like i said and like my issue is mainstream media this is the stuff like mainstream
Starting point is 00:56:31 if you guys heard this dialogue and you're like okay yeah bare minimum it needs to be looked into right like that's a very reasonable common sense response mainstream media they will tell you there's nothing wrong here at all and these guys are just perfect people. But, like, that does not make sense. Something's not adding up. And so, at the end of the day, let's just clear the air. Put it on the table.
Starting point is 00:56:53 What the fuck is going on? Give us the confidence that, okay, these guys are just good dudes. You know what I'm saying? Give us the confidence that nothing happened. What's all the walking out of it? They're not legally obligated to tell us why he's doing that well maybe well i'm just saying like you don't have to tell like if someone were to come loan me money they don't have to tell the world why they fucking loaned it to me yeah for
Starting point is 00:57:18 sure but if your dad's the president and then there's you know alleged misconduct here about access to this guy who had like that's where it gets fishy like you're under a different scrutiny in that office bro yeah but they're not they're not accepting that as reality they're they're pretending the liberal the left liberal mindset around hunter biden is not what you just said yeah it's joe biden has a fucked up son that he loves very much who's you know yes he's got all these problems and yes he's a liability to joe and they forgive him for that you know and joe biden said you know he never had anything to do with his son's business so they leave it at that but that well and that's a lie too that's come out over and over again those are lies yeah so you know i mean dude look eventually this is
Starting point is 00:58:13 going to come out these people are they're losing they're losing social momentum they're losing control of information they're getting more and more and more heat as time goes by. And eventually this is going to come out. We're going to find out what the deal is here. So like, you know, it's just going to take some time. That's reality. And we can speculate all we want. We can say all we want.
Starting point is 00:58:35 We can guess all we want. But at the end of the day, we all know that it's not just because this dude's a fucking good dude. Like we all know that. That ain't going to be the reason. Right. So we're just going to have to wait and see and we'll figure out what the deal is yeah guys jump in on this conversation down in the comments
Starting point is 00:58:48 let us know what you guys think yeah maybe you guys fucking have some ideas let us know yeah with that being said though that was our final headline it's time
Starting point is 00:58:55 as always thumbs up or dumb as fuck this is where we bring a headline in we talk about it and I get one of those two options I know Andy likes dogs I do so that's what this one's about alright this headline reads and we talk about it, I get one of those two options. I know Andy likes dogs.
Starting point is 00:59:06 I do. So that's what this one's about. All right. This headline reads, Rare footage shows South Carolina man wrestling a coyote after it tried to attack his beloved Chihuahua Roxy. Do you think he gave him like... Oh, he shot and killed him. He did?
Starting point is 00:59:24 Yeah. Oh, he killed the coyote? Big black man, like... Oh, he shot and killed him. He did? Yeah. Oh, he killed the coyote? Big black man, yeah. Oh, okay. Why'd he wrestle him if he just shot him? Well, he wrestled him first. Let's just dive into it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is the moment a South Carolina man grabbed a coyote by its tail and dumped it in the trash after the wild animal tried to attack his adored chihuahua. Timothy Snipe, dressed in a bright red robe and slippers, was taking his pint-sized pet, Roxy, out for a morning bathroom run in his Mount Pleasant yard on January 12th when disaster struck. An aggressive coyote approached Snipe's yard from a wooded area behind the house and set out to terrorize little Roxy, Inside revealed.
Starting point is 01:00:05 Quote, she started looking that way and I still couldn't see anything. area behind the house and set out to terrorize little Roxy inside Revealed. Quote, she started looking that way and I still couldn't see anything. And then boom, a coyote jumped out of the brush over there and she took off, Snipe said. A very bold and seemingly unafraid Roxy did not flee, but instead darted around the wolf-like beast while Snipe frantically tried to intervene in the attack. Here's the video. That's a coyote? Yeah. They're not too big.
Starting point is 01:00:42 I love this guy's out here in his slippers and his red robe. He's just a big ass dude. He does not have a gun on him. No, not right now. Oh, okay. I was going to say, he pulls a gun out of that fucking robe. He's the fucking man. That's how I take my shit out. I know a gun out of that fucking robe. He's the fucking man. That's how I take my shit out. I know you do.
Starting point is 01:01:08 You're fucking paranoid. Yeah, I am. But yeah, so the story says Snipe heroically. I do too, though. I walk around my property with my fucking shit on. I take my robe out. Bro, when I walk back and forth from the house to the garage, I'm always fucking. Stay strapped, get clapped, baby.
Starting point is 01:01:22 I've had too much weird shit happen to me. Bro, can't take those chances. Yeah. Always fucking stay strapped. Get clapped, baby. I've had too much weird shit happen to me. Oh, can't take no chances. Yeah. But Snipe heroically managed to grab the coyote by its neck and then clutched it by the tail as he marched over to the dumpster with Roxy following closely behind. Snipe revealed that the rabid animal bit his leg during the chaos. After the unbelievable rescue, Snipe dropped the animal in a bright blue dumpster sitting in the yard.
Starting point is 01:01:52 The coyote didn't give up and tried to force the lid of the trash can bin open while Snipe fielded its attempts. Snipe shot the coyote and then took it to the South Carolina Department of Health and Environmental Control. The coyote was tested for rabies, which results coming back positive a day later. Snipe received several rabies shots to prevent infection in the aftermath of the situation. It's not the first time Pulo Roxy tried to get hit, man. It says Snipe had previously purchased a bright pink vest with huge metal spikes for the beloved Chihuahua to wear. Quote, we originally got it for the birds, the hawks. The birds used to try to land on her, Snipe said.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Even if another dog or coyote comes and tries to bite it, they bite the spike. The actual material is coyote proof. They can't bite through it. And there's little Roxy. Go back to the beginning of this video again. I got to see this again. Uh-huh. Hmm. I feel like I've heard this before.
Starting point is 01:02:52 Like, play that part again. I want to hear them. I feel like I've heard this. Oh, you motherfucker. You better not. Oh, you better fucking not. That sounds very similar. It sounds like this.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Oh, shit. Yes. Put that fucking video in there. Motherfucker. Oh, man. You guys went to the same fucking school. Hey, man, listen. That's just, hey, it's embedded in us.
Starting point is 01:03:26 That's how we, you know, that's just a natural. You guys hit the same pitch and the same key. Dude, I almost got fucked up, man. That bird tried to get me, bro. Bro, I fucking saw that. Dude, that is so fucking funny. Hold on. I'll pull it up here.
Starting point is 01:03:39 Hold on. Yeah, we got to make a little remix here. We got to hear this guy and then DJ. And then hear this guy. We got to make a little remix here. We got to hear this guy and then DJ. And then hear this guy. We got to make a tune. You know what? We need to have Joe do us a little mix-up. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:04:04 Oh, shit! bro you guys are fucking cousins dude that is fucking hilarious bro that's you. That does sound familiar. Yeah, that does sound familiar. Oh, shit. You know, I was about to do this. I was about to do this thing, man.
Starting point is 01:04:37 I'm like, listen, man, because he seems like a pretty hood guy, a man's man. And I'm like, you can't have a little chihuahua and then you sound like that but then you you drop that clip so i mean come on man well that sucks you know rabies shots are kind of a big deal oh yeah yeah you don't have that much time bro that should have killed you sucks he uh had to go do that yeah hope everything is good man yeah that was pretty good though it's good, man. Yeah. That was pretty good, though. It's always these big-ass dudes with these little bitty dogs, man.
Starting point is 01:05:08 I can't get that. I can't. I've never been like a little dog guy. Our dogs that we have now, the English Bulldogs. It's like the smallest you can get. That's the smallest I've ever had. Respectably. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:18 We always had, like, growing up, we had Rottweilers and Dobermans and German Shepherds and shit. Like, big working dogs yeah my my dogs uh as i was an adult my first dogs were american bulldogs which i loved and then we got these english bulldogs but dude i gotta be real they're cool i fucking love those little motherfuckers like they're so sweet and they're so good you're gonna fight a coyote for bro they they aren't worth a fuck, okay? They won't. They couldn't.
Starting point is 01:05:48 If somebody broke into the house, they're going to try to take them over to the biscuits. Right, right, right. Stop here first. Yes. But, like, whereas, like, Oscar and Ellie, like, my American Bulldogs, like, if someone came in my yard, bro, Ellie would kill you. It was on. It was on the popper.
Starting point is 01:06:02 And, but, man, I get it, dude. Like, some of those little dogs, they're just special. I was on the popper. And, uh, but man, I get it, dude. Like some of those little dogs, they're just, they're, they're just special. Let's be true,
Starting point is 01:06:09 man. Chihuahuas are assholes to you. Yeah, but I've had, I've met a couple that I like, like fucking, yeah. Uh,
Starting point is 01:06:16 Gus, who has a Chihuahua here? Sal had one. Gus. Oh yeah. Little Gus. Yeah. Gus was cool.
Starting point is 01:06:22 Gus was cool. Yeah. But he couldn't see shit. Like he was, he was just, he bit everybody too. That's what I'm saying. He was kind of little Gus. Gus was cool. Gus was cool. Yeah. But he couldn't see shit. He was just over there. Oh, he bit everybody, too. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he was kind of an asshole. A little asshole, man.
Starting point is 01:06:29 I liked him, though. He tried to attack me when I first came around. Bro, we had... We fucking... And I know why. He was... We were over at the old HQ, and he fucking...
Starting point is 01:06:41 He, like, bit me, and I, like, went like that, like, as a reaction, and he, like, fell me. And I like went like that, like as a reaction. And he like fell over. Yeah. So like I reached down and he fucking bit me. And I went like this. And he like flipped over on his side and like laid there. And was like, like tried to play victim.
Starting point is 01:07:00 I'm like, motherfucker, you just bit me. Society, bro. Yeah. Yes. I'm like, you, you just bit me. Society, bro. Yeah. Yes. I'm like, you just bit me, dude. And he gets up and he's like, yeah. That dude always bit Vaughn. He fucking bit Vaughn.
Starting point is 01:07:14 Oh, fuck yeah. He bit Vaughn. Vaughn, at the old HQ, Chris had sodas. Chris had diet sodas in his office. He had like this little, that little fridge. Yeah, I remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Vaughn wouldn't go in there and get one because Gus would bite him.
Starting point is 01:07:29 Gus is a good dog, bro. I love Gus. That's great. Yeah. That's cool, man. So what are we giving Roxy? Just thumbs up, man. Thumbs up.
Starting point is 01:07:36 Thumbs up. Everybody's good. Yeah. All right. I like it, man. Well, guys, Andy, that is all I have. All right, guys. You know the deal.
Starting point is 01:07:44 Don't be a hoe. Share the show. Peace.

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