REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 637. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Vs Haley In NH, SCOTUS Allows Agents To Cut Razor Wire & PA Reclaims Indigenous Mascot
Episode Date: January 24, 2024In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Donald Trump vs Nikki Haley in the New Hampshire primary, the Supreme Court allowing Federal Agents to the razor wire Texas installed on the US-Mexico border, and... the newly elected school board in Pennsylvania reclaiming their indigenous mascot.
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What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to
the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality.
Guys, today we have Andy and DJ.
Cruise the motherfucking internet.
That's what we're going to do.
That's what CTI stands for.
It stands for Cruise the Internet.
I'm still working on getting my voice back, guys.
For those of you that don't know, I've been very sick.
I caught the flu, which derailed my 75 hard.
Was able to keep my ruck streak going.
Still finished that out for the year. I had to start 75 hard um was able to keep my ruck streak going because still finish that out uh for the year but i had to start 75 hard over again i planned on starting it yesterday but uh still
wasn't healthy enough to start it so we're gonna skip all the intro shit i'm gonna let my voice
heal up as much as possible and we're just gonna get right into it uh i am starting 75 hard over
today though uh which for those of you listening right now, is yesterday.
So you're listening on Wednesday.
That's right.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
That flu is no joke, bro.
No, bro, listen.
WEF, bro, they're trying.
Yeah, that was a direct mail-in biological attack
from Klaus Schwab.
This is brisky, but-
Bro, we had like a shit ton-
70%.
Is it really?
Mm-hmm.
How do you find that out, Kara?
70% of our office got it.
Mm-hmm.
Dude, you know how much worse that is
than whenever COVID came through?
Like when COVID came through,
we had a few people get sick.
Yeah.
There's a few here and there, yeah.
And we had 70% of our office get sick with the flu.
And like, it was bad.
A week?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And like, we're talking about one of the healthiest places on earth.
You know what I'm saying?
Like people here are fit.
I'm going to tell you this, dude.
Whatever that flu, what did they tell you it was?
A?
Flu A?
Dude, it's serious, bro joe just held up white
power huh no he didn't that's that says you're correct yeah so what's up man motherfuckers i
got you yeah you watching out you can't leave me at the party, bro. Bro, you're the one that knows all the codes.
What's going on, man?
Oh, not much.
You know, something interesting I saw while we were cruising.
Don't forget, don't be a hoe.
Yeah, sure, sure.
Don't be hoes.
But something interesting I saw when I was cruising, and I think this is just an important thing for people to realize, like, you know, how fucked up these are.
Like, everybody knows they're fucked up, right?
But, like, what they choose to go after and what they choose not to go after, okay?
This headline reads, and when I saw this, I'm like, oh, you know, finally some people about to get in trouble or something, you know?
Headline reads, Nancy Pelosi, AOC accused of abusing official government resources and watchdog complaint.
Right.
So I'm like, oh, shit.
These motherfuckers, like, they finally got them, you know.
But then you dive into the article and this is a Daily wire article it reads the foundation of accountability and civic trust or fact filed
a complaint to the office of congressional ethics against representatives cory bush jamal bowman
sean castin greg cazar uh maxwell frost ted lu alexandria oscar cortez ilan omar and richie
torres they are all accused of linking official government resources to their campaign accounts,
a violation of federal law and House ethics rules regulating the social media activity of Congress.
So they made a fucking social media post.
And they're making this all a big deal.
My issue is, what about all the insider trading that these motherfuckers do like how
nancy pelosi just destroyed disclosed that she made a seven figure bet on this envy uh in nvidia
huh yeah on a seven figure bet on the video um just over the the christmas holiday all right
these motherfuckers are stealing our money
and using their power in Congress to steal money.
But yeah, let's hit them on a fucking social media post.
I think that's a great idea.
I think that's typical.
You know, it's no different than, you know,
them trying to pretend like they're going to, you know,
prosecute Hunter Biden on a gun violation.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, they know people want accountability, you know prosecute hunter biden on a gun violation right you know what i'm saying like they they they
know people want accountability um so they give them accountability on something that's like a
slap on the wrist and then you know they act like that's all the big will the other stuff didn't
happen that meme of the iceberg right where you see the tip that's above water and it's a mass
like bro that's what like bro and like nobody's gonna like do anything in congress because they
all do that.
They all inside trade.
Yeah.
Like all these motherfuckers.
They go in worth nothing and come out worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
Yeah. Well, you know, I mean, that's what happens when you are allowed to take money from lobby
interests to make regulations and laws and you know ahead of time what rulings are going to be happening
and you are able to invest along the lines of what those rulings are going to be oh and uh
you know that's highly corrupt and i believe it's illegal uh you can't do that no i can't do that
yeah if you and i did that we go to jail but they're allowed to do it because they're,
you know, elites and we're peasants.
And this is reality of what we live in.
And this is the reason that most of these people want to get into Washington.
You know, I think this is a big problem with our, with our system in general is we don't have people that go to Washington, D.C. to serve us or do anything for
America or American people. You know, most of these people don't have real careers outside
of politics. They've never made real money outside of politics. So this is their golden goose. This
is their career. And, you know, is reflective also uh with a lot of the
influencers who are uh who have become relevant since 2020 because of all the social disruption
going on in the world you know not that they're insider trading but these people were not relevant
before this um and at first they cared at first they got on to these
topics of what's going on in the world because they care but now they figured out that it's an
avenue for them to make money you know the more views the more clicks the more shares they get
the more that they sell the more money they make and it's become a career and a lot of these
people unfortunately and even some of them that i really like or liked
a lot as a person they've become um very selfish driven individuals and have forgotten the purpose
of what why they started doing this in the first place and it's it's it's very frustrating yeah
because we're not going to be able to ever solve the problems of what's going on in this country
with people like that serving um in our government or bringing attention to what's going on in this country with people like that serving in our government or bringing
attention to what's going on in the world. You know, how many of these influencers out here
just sensationalize and just try to scream at the top of their lungs or try to put the most
graphic image up or create the most common engagement? You know, they do that because
then a lot of people don't understand this either. You know, they do that because then a lot of people don't understand this either. You know, they do that because their sponsors will then look at their engagement and look at their views and look at their shares.
And the personality will be able to demand more money from them on those situations or they'll actually sell more of their own stuff.
And the average person has a hard time identifying that because the average person is just kind of out here like wanting things to be better and they're like why is nothing getting better well the reason that
nothing's getting better guys is because a lot of people in our government most people in our
government i mean there's a few that are in there genuinely in my opinion uh but it's very very few
uh i would say like probably less than 20 out of the five or six hundred that are up there
um and to a certain degree they have to play the game yeah
yeah it's it's the unfortunate thing we we have a misalignment of intent when it comes to
the people who are capable of actually changing things in this country you know there's very few
people who don't eventually end up making it about
themselves and um what's the saying uh um about power and corruption absolute power corrupts
absolutely yeah and and unfortunately that seems to be the case especially for a lot of these people
this is why like people who are independently wealthy and already have things when they speak, I think it carries more weight because they're not necessarily trying to gain more wealth.
They're trying to make a difference.
That's one of the reasons I always believe in Trump. But as these things start to unravel more and more, I don't want to sound like an asshole, but I'm just losing faith in all of these people.
Yeah.
It just sucks, man, because I think about our Constitution and what this country was supposed to look like.
The whole point of Congress, right?
You go back to 1776. we won't go back too far.
But, you know, you really think about it, right?
Like our Constitution, the way our Congress was set up,
it was designed for, you know,
the farmer who saw an issue in his little community, right?
He'd go in and he'd be the voice
of his little local farmer community, right?
And he'd go in, he'd make a voice.
That's not the case no more.
And then once he went in and made his difference,
he goes back to fucking farming, right?
And you take somebody like AOC, who was a fucking bartender,
a waitress, right, in a little bitty diner, right?
And you take somebody like that.
And I'm sure she felt like she had real issues and gripes and stuff.
But she goes in and she realizes, oh, this is just a cash cow.
Yeah.
Right?
And makes zero changes.
In fact, she votes on things to continue to make problems
that she continues to try to promise that she'll fix.
Right?
Do you think she'll ever go back to being a waitress?
No.
It won't happen.
Well, I mean, I don't think it's fair to say that she should. mean look dude I'm not an AOC fan all right like it's not fair to say
that you should go back to being I mean the goal is to move up right the goal is
to progress your career and everybody that's okay I understand that but it
shouldn't be through corruption and insider information that other people don't have access to the way
to do that uh or shuffling the interests of the people to the end of the line while you get wealthy
off of you know things that are happening uh that only you can benefit from i mean the idea of our
government as a whole is that it's for the people of the people by the people and that's we're not
for the people and we're not of the people no um that's the thing they pick a few of them to make
it appear like that correct they pick the aocs they pick the cory bushes they put they pick a
few to make it appear yeah as if that's the truth but i mean how many of those are there
not many man most of these people are most of these people are what you would call like blue blood people they come from wealth they come
from long generational lines of money and or the ivy leagues right and this is same club yeah and
that's what we're dealing with we're dealing with it we're dealing with an out of touch um uninterested, mal-intent group of people who do not serve the rest of us in any fashion.
And if you have an entire government that's built off of service and ideals of service,
that we are representative, We were supposed to be a
representative government and the people that, you know, go from, let's say here in Missouri
to Washington, DC, they are to speak for the people here in Missouri. That doesn't happen
at all anymore. I mean, that's not like, do you really believe that Nancy Pelosi speaks for the
people in her neighborhood where she comes from? go to her neighborhood in San Francisco and look at it.
It's a shithole.
I mean, if she speaks for those people, you know, I'm Santa Claus.
Right.
Like, it's absurd.
It's an absurd statement at this point in time.
These people don't even pretend to serve these people anymore.
You know, Cori Bush doesn't even pretend to serve the people from her neighborhood in st louis anymore
like when some sort of racial event happens i mean yeah she'll open her mouth and start
screaming about it that's just to secure the that's just to appear you know most of the time
she's not worried about what's going on here no you know what i mean none of these people are no
and i think that's becoming very obvious to every single human who's observing what's going on
you know people don't pay attention until they start feeling the pain themselves and
There's enough pain being felt in our culture right now to where people are starting to pay attention
You know people who I would say things to and like, you know people in my family people in real life
Who I would say things to two or three years ago and they'd be like oh that sounds crazy that sounds like the boogeyman you're you're
insane bro blah blah blah come on man it's not real now those people are like
dude are you sure like what you're saying is right because it does seem
like that you know what I'm saying like I'm getting a lot of that from like
especially from people who are what I would describe idealists.
These are people who believe in the good of other people.
Yeah.
They're good people.
And,
and they might even vote Democrat,
right?
Like I actually believe that a lot of people who voted have traditionally
voted Democrat.
They're actually just people with big hearts that are easily misled on the
basis of doing quote unquote,
the right thing. They don't believe that people would manipulate or lie to them because they
wouldn't manipulate or lie to people. Right. So, and they believe that people should have equality
and people should be not, uh, bullied in, in, you know, in real life and the, all of these things,
which by the way way we all agree with
except when the other side starts to become the bully we're not just going to sit here and take
it right right and so what's happened here is very interesting because even the most progressive
human beings people who i know five ten years ago thought that I was insane for just having what I call realist viewpoints.
Those people have now this culture of accept my way or I'm going to bully you or you're a bigot
or you're a racist or you're a this or you're a that and I'm going to cancel you and I'm going
to mob you and I'm going to post you and I'm going to dox you. This has been going on long enough to where every single person has had an
experience with one of these people in reality. Okay. So even the most progressive people that I
know have had personal experiences with these people who are legitimately insane. Okay. And so we're seeing it switch,
but it just took such a long time because a lot of people thought,
well,
if I'm on their team,
they're not going to bully me.
But then the first time that they've come up now where they've disagreed
and they say,
Hey,
wait a minute.
And then they got canceled by their own people.
Now they're realizing,
Holy shit,
this is a problem.
And this creates a dangerous situation for this far left minority of people because these people
for the last 10 to 15 years have been propped up by social media and media to believe that they
have the numbers and they have the power, which they do not. All right. And they haven't ever
had it, by the way. This is what the twitter files were about when it showed that social media was using bot networks to prop up the opinions of
those progressive lefts and suppress the opinions of everybody else at the direction of our federal
government that's correct um and so these people are now filled with a false sense of power and they don't have the numbers and what's happening right
now is something that i've described on the show many for many years is that everybody else the 80
to 90 percent of common sense people are waking up that they have the numbers and these people
are going to try to like go punch those people some more and they're going to get fucking destroyed
yeah so like and bro unfortunately that
needs to happen at some level but um it's going to be interesting to see how it plays out and
we're seeing it right like these people are no longer in control of cancel culture and i think
cancel their comments off i think cancel culture is ridiculous anyway and like the the thing now
we have is we have these people over here on the on the right in the in the far right who are ultra conservative people who now have power socially who are also
abusing that power the opposite way now so if you don't go to church every sunday and you don't say
you believe in everything they believe they're using the same power which is
unfortunate because this cancel culture weapon that that swings back and forth is is what's
eliminating the opportunity for us to come together and compromise on what would be a
reasonable uh existence here in america you know what i mean so it's it's um i don't like it either
way you know i don't i i think it's, we need, we need people.
If we're going to get out of what's going on and fix this country without a whole bunch
of people getting killed, we need people to fucking come together under some common sense
guidelines and say, Hey, look, this is our country.
We all share it.
All right.
The rules can't be your way.
They can't be their way.
We got to find some happy medium here that we can all live with and we can leave each other alone. You can live your way. You can live this way.
Don't mess with the kids. You know, we need to establish some real baseline rules that are
unacceptable. And, uh, you know, we move forward as a, as a unit business um with just you know one standard of
ideas you know what i'm saying like if i'm sitting in a room and with a bunch of business people
and there's a problem to be solved and everybody thinks the same way and they all see the problem
the same way there can't really ever be a solution unless we're lucky enough to see it that way
because there's a lack of different perspectives.
We're all seeing it from the exact same position.
And that means that we can't think outside the box.
So it really handicaps our country in a way
to solve problems and truly progress forward
and become a powerhouse which is the intent by the
way they the people in control of this they understand this uh but we need to understand
it as we the people we need to understand like hey man we gotta we gotta find we gotta live
common sense we can't we can't be over here way over here on the right we can't be way over here
on the left yes we have to have some structure and some ideals and some factual truth that we all
agree upon.
You know, and one of those truths that I stand my heels in tight is gender, right?
Like the reason I'm so outspoken on gender ideology is because it's absurd shit and it's
not designed to be inclusive or to help people. It's actually designed to erode truth to the point where nothing exists in actual reality.
It's all determined by someone's perspective.
And that's not, you cannot operate a business that way.
You can't operate a life that way.
And you can't operate a country that way.
So we have to, you know, that's my take on all this i love it man let's get into our headlines guys remember if you
want to see any of these pictures articles links videos go to andyfrasella.com you can find them
there with that being said let's get right into headline number one headline number one reads
donald trump nicki haley battle in new hampshire primaries as the two top republicans left
um so that's going on as we speak
by the time you guys are listening to donald trump one i mean it's like it's gonna be kind of hard to
hard to pull i mean look man i'm i'm i'm not gonna go out there and say that yeah yeah we don't know
what's gonna happen dude yeah i mean listen the the way that i mean like i mean yeah i mean we saw the same thing in
2020 i understand your point um you know i just like but but there the way everything is going
man it i mean i'm just saying it's a little we'll see dude i don't believe anything i don't believe
anything in terms of putting taking things for granted i feel like there's a lot of
overconfidence with people right now um especially with the non-biden people that you know and by the
way yes there is a shit ton of people a shit ton who voted for biden in 2020 who are now going to vote for Trump. And they come across all
demographic sections. I agree with that. There's no denying that. But I don't know what they're
capable of doing in terms of fudging the numbers. I'm of the opinion, and I think a lot of people
share this opinion, that the 2020 election was tampered with uh and potentially
stolen and i know there's people that disagree with me on that but and they say well that's
that's never been proven and there's been all these cases that have come up yeah man but have
we looked at what's going on in the legal system right now right like dude people who are literally
murdering people are being let out of jail the next day like the the legal system cannot be trusted in terms of what is actually
happening in my opinion no it can't it can't man um yeah so i mean i guess we'll see you know i
guess we'll see right now the polls uh average as of right now is time of recording trump's at 53.9
percent nicki haley's at 36 point three. Apparently there's a lot of
there's not a lot. There's like 10 of them, but of hardcore Biden voters in New Hampshire.
So, you know, the the the DNC primaries was supposed to kick off in New Hampshire,
but then they moved that to South Carolina. And that pissed off a lot of the New Hampshire voters expressing some content.
One lady saying, quote, I'm kind of angry about it, one voter said.
And some people have said, why should we write his name in?
And he won't even give us the time of day.
So he hasn't even he's not even trying to care about New Hampshire on the blue side.
They continue. Another person said, quote, we're disappointed this year not to have the Democratic primary,
and that's why we're doing this, because it's not meaningless,
like the DNC says.
Another voter said, it really is meaningful.
Nikki Haley did kick it off last night.
She got some votes right at midnight in this little city called Dixville,
Notch.
A total of six people unanimously.
That's all that's in the little town, six people.
And she got all six.
So it's off to a great start.
That's actually what she said.
A great start to a great day in New Hampshire, Nikki.
Haley said in response to the tally.
Thank you, Dixville Notch.
And the last little thing on the updates that's going around apparently there
is this uh there's a robo spam call going around of biden did you see that no yeah so so this is
from uh nbc news fake joe biden robo call tells new hampshire democrats not to vote tuesday so
uh the new hampshire uh new hampshire attorney general's office says it is investigating what appears to be an unlawful attempt at voter suppression.
After NBC News reported on a robocall impersonating President Joe Biden that told recipients not to vote in Tuesday's presidential primary.
And it's pretty convincing.
So so they can see the article continues, says, quote, Although the voice in the robocall sounds like the voice of President Biden, this message appears to be artificially generated based on initial indications, the attorney general's office said in a statement.
Quote, These messages appear to be an unlawful attempt to disrupt the New Hampshire presidential primary election and to suppress New Hampshire voters.
New Hampshire voters should disregard the content of this message entirely.
Here's the, here's the robocall.
What a bunch of malarkey.
We know the value of voting Democratic when our votes count.
It's important that you save your vote for the November election.
We'll need your help in electing Democrats up and down the ticket.
Voting this Tuesday only enables the Republicans in their quest to elect Donald Trump again.
Your vote makes a difference in November,
not this Tuesday.
If you would like to be removed from future calls,
please press two now.
Yeah, they actually found out
that actually was President Joe Biden calling people.
They just forgot that he forgot.
I mean, you think he knows how to use a phone?
Fuck no, man. That phone's not even
on a call right now.
Just a blank screen.
Well, that's what your phone looks like when you hold it to your ear
too. Is it?
It goes blank. It doesn't just show the
shit. It doesn't? Let me see.
You're not on a call.
Call me.
Anyway. shit it doesn't let me see you're not on a call call me i'm not anyway yeah man so we'll see so you so that's not surprising with the robocop yeah i mean look dude
they're uh they're using these ai things to like extort money from people now
you know it's it's very it's very weird um that this technology is
just but they're using that shit in the legal system i know man i know it's we're entering
a legit stage of reality where it's you know people can use AI to mimic people's voices and even video,
and we don't know what's real and what's not.
And, dude, that creates a level of paranoia and insanity
and mental health problems,
which is all, I believe, intentional.
Well, yeah, because it's adding to that fog of truth.
It's adding to the fog of reality.
The whole point is lack of transparency,
total confusion, and it adds to that
yeah like when you don't know what the fuck to trust yeah and it's only going to get worse
bro the internet has really fucked up humanity dude like it really has it really has yeah
yeah man guys jumping on this conversation down the it's not i don't care what anybody says
it's not worth the juice has not been worth the squeeze we are in a situation now like i don't care what anybody says. It's not worth, the juice has not been worth the squeeze.
We are in a situation now, like I don't care how much money you made.
And dude, I've done very well with the technology of the internet.
I know a lot of you guys have as well.
None of that stuff's worth what is happening now.
The cost of humanity.
Yeah, because it's creating total manipulation, total fake narratives division now we're able to you
know manipulate and lie and accuse people of things that aren't even true with you know ai
and fucking photoshop and like dude it's just it's gross dude like the whole thing's gross it's hard
it's it's becoming harder and harder for me to
Really want to participate in that world. You know what I mean? Like I
think very long and hard a lot of times about stopping even just doing all of this stuff that I do and just
walking away and
Turning my phone off and fucking
Saying fuck it. Yeah, you know what i mean like i well and here's the scariest part bro is like we
have not even began to see the the results of this like i mean like the the true like the the
true results that that technology this ai stuff we won't even see that until another well what's
scary years yeah dude and you know people don't what's scary is people are not connecting the dots and nobody with the power
to change it is even talking about these things you know people say well ai is so amazing and ai
is this great thing and ai and ai and ai and blah blah blah blah bro ai is being pushed for a very
specific reason that nobody's talking about and that reason is to make the actual middle class worker obsolete and remove them from
the workforce to create a dependent class so that they can introduce a universal basic
income where people accept a certain amount of money a month to sit around and do nothing,
contribute nothing, build nothing.
And that sounds like utopia to a lot of people
because a lot of people say, well, man, I'd love to not work. I'd love to not have a job.
But would you love to be as dirt poor where you're standing in a bread line and you can only get
government approved food? And basically you have no options in your life and you have no freedom
in your life and you have to take what you can get. Does that sound appealing to you? Because
the picture they paint of what this
universal basic income looks like is far different from reality you know they paint it to be like
we're gonna redistribute the wealth redistributing of wealth it make it doesn't make everyone
wealthy it makes everyone equally impoverished and so we're not understanding that and what's
scary to me is that nobody's even
talking about this like no senators are talking about this no no congress people are talking
about this and these are people that can make rules and regulations around this technology
and nobody's talking about it and people are like well how's that how's that going to create this
communist well what do you what do you bro? They're putting economic pressure on businesses right now to adopt this technology, right?
Like, look at what's going on with inflation.
Look at cost of goods.
Look at all the expenses it takes to run a business.
You know, a lot of people think that businesses are price gouging.
That's not what's happening.
What's happening is the cost of operating the business is going so far up
that businesses are being forced to adopt this technology that is not human capital. And that
means human capital is going to have to go sit at home. All right. So they're forcing the businesses
to stay competitive by using the technology, which creates a situation where there's no real
jobs for people anymore. And the businesses that don't adopt it, like we try to resist it here,
but the reality is that if you resist it wholly,
you're going to go out of fucking business at some point.
So because of the economic pressures they put on the business.
If it was price gouging, it would just be a few businesses doing it.
Dude, listen, people that say that,
I understand why people could believe that because I believe there is companies that are doing that.
All right.
There's always companies in hard economic situations that will take advantage and raise their prices.
But I'm telling you right now,'s happening to disguise the fact of what's really going on, which is forcing companies to adopt technology that takes away jobs from people
and forces them into a universal basic income situation.
That's what's actually happening now.
And the companies that don't adopt will eventually be put out of business by companies that do.
What do you, Amazon runs, I mean, we've got a amazon center next to us bro they have drivers
but what they don't have people working in that in that building it's a robot it's robots
yeah the parking lots are okay what what happens when tesla who has you know the you know i would
say the greatest advantage from a technology standpoint, what happens to Tesla as a company
when they start creating robots that can work 24 hours a day and they have the ability to
control the supply of the robots, all right? So, like, think about this. You create robots,
all right? That's what you do, who are artificially intelligent, Rand,
and they can do the jobs of all these humans,
and you're the company that makes them, all right?
Do you sell those robots to the other companies,
or do you use the robots to put the other companies out of business
and absorb all the business yourself?
Yeah, you do that.
No shit.
So that's why Tesla stock, like if you're an investor,
Tesla stock is probably like the fucking main stock, in my opinion, because that's what Elon's going to do.
I mean, I don't agree with, dude, it's just, it's scary as fuck.
And people aren't talking about it and they're not thinking about it.
And, you know, the companies like Amazon and Tesla, they're going to end up owning everything.
Like they're going to put every other company.
It's not their fault.
Yes.
Yeah.
And here's the thing about Amazon too, bro, is like a lot of companies will go sell their
products on Amazon, but then Amazon will just make a mere product and put you out of business.
So they're legitimately, like these people are running around voting for socialism and voting for the left while they're executing an irresponsible capitalism, which that whole movement is actually against.
Does that make sense?
It makes perfect sense.
There's a responsible, ethical capitalism. You know, as a business owner, which I own a number of businesses, I take it as a
personal responsibility to employ human beings in my community. And that's what we should all be
doing. And human beings have to adjust their buying behavior to shop with companies that
actually use human beings unless they want to be completely replaced. And they say, well, you know, that's not going to replace me.
I work construction.
Bro, you're not paying attention.
Bro, that's 3D printed houses.
They're 3D printing houses right now.
Yeah.
Like these, if you're a carpenter, in five years,
they're going to have robots that can make beautiful hand-carved staircases
from a thousand years ago in the time that you in one day like you
these we're not understanding what's happening and it's very dangerous and no one's talking about it
yeah fuck me guys jump in on this conversation let us know what you guys think
down in the comments speaking of comments let's go cruise some this comment
comes from
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you ready
I drive truck
everyone everywhere is getting sick
I think the vaccinated are shitting
on us purebloods
I mean
I mean are shitting on those purebloods i mean
i mean dustin bro it's a real thing dustin bro you should listen to what i just said the last 10 minutes dude two more years three more years they ain't gonna have truck drivers
they're gonna have a truck driver and a robot unloader on loader and like you know the truck
drivers that pull up and they're like i'm not it's not my job to touch that load your people got to do it the robot's going to get out and
fucking do it no problem yeah and he's going to ride in the back and the truck's going to drive
itself well didn't we watch that what was i robot yeah but it's really teach us something listen
it's really going to be that way real soon um and it makes me very concerned like and the only way to stop it is
if we the american citizens adjust our buying habits to reflect supporting companies that
employ real people and i say this over and over again and people are like oh well you know uh
you're just trying to promote your own yeah you're right i am promote my own company because i got
all these people i'm responsible for bro.
And it matters to me.
People.
That's right.
People just like you,
we should be shopping with companies that are using the minimal amount of
technology to fucking exist.
That's the truth.
And all these kids on the internet that are promoting AI,
they are too ignorant to understand what they're actually doing.
It's highly,
highly,
highly dangerous.
And, um, but as far as the vaccinated shedding i don't know about all that dude like i i don't know
what's going on with that i i think you know we got a real bad flu i can tell you that but
but i get yeah no shit um i don't know about the vaccine shedding and i've i've heard about that and we've talked about
it before but i can tell you this uh the the all-cause death data is very shocking when you
take a really good look at it and people like to deny it and pretend like it's not existing but
we have a major problem that's getting covered up and there's a lot of doctors just like during
covid that are saying uh you know hey look at this look at this look at this and there's a lot of doctors just like during covid that are saying uh you know hey look at this
look at this look at this and it's being completely ignored nobody's talking about yeah well no
everybody's still they were abused so hard they're afraid to talk about it yeah you know and i i
talked to somebody the other day and they and they said well we're just ready to move on from covid
bro what are you talking about the covid's actually created all the problems that we're just ready to move on from COVID. Bro, what are you talking about? COVID has actually created all the problems
that we're dealing with right now.
The exact quote I was told was,
the economy's too bad.
We need to quit talking about COVID
and start talking about the economy.
Well, the economy is bad
because of what they did with COVID.
The reason that your shit is fucked up,
you're just not connecting all the dots.
So it's...
I don't know dustin but you know i think all of us need to take it seriously to start shopping with people who employ real people
going out of our way to inconvenience ourselves to shop with people who employ real people
and stop supporting these brands on convenience you know stop supporting these brands on convenience. You know, stop supporting these brands
because they get you the product the same day.
Be a little bit inconvenient.
Shop, you know.
Go pick it up.
Yeah, dude.
Otherwise, we're going to fucking lose, bro.
I mean, dude, I'm going to tell you this.
Like, companies aren't going,
like, it's going to be dictated by consumer behavior.
You know, there's going to be a lot of consumer behavior
that's going to say, you know, well,
I'm only shopping with these companies, right?
But unless enough people do it, companies are going to be forced to adopt this technology.
That's what people don't understand.
Because not enough people are following.
Correct.
And there's no company on the planet that's going to ride this into the dirt and go out
of business because they're that principled.
That's not going to happen.
No.
Eventually, they're going to have to make moves and dude unless we as americans change our cultural standards about
what we buy and who we shop with there's a big problem and that's that's the ultimate weapon
that we have is being smart about where we put our dollars yeah yeah well guys let's keep this
cruise moving let's head over to headline number two. Headline number two reads,
Supreme Court allows federal agents to cut razor wire Texas installed on U.S.-Mexico border.
Gotta talk about it.
This is a Breitbart article reading,
A divided Supreme Court on Monday allowed Border Patrol agents to cut razor wire that Texas installed on the U.S.-Mexico border, while a lawsuit over the wire continues.
The justices, by a 5-4 vote, granted an emergency appeal from the Biden administration,
which has been in an escalating standoff at the border with Texas
and had objected to an appellate ruling in favor of the state.
The Constantino wire, along roughly 30 miles of the Rio Grande near the border city
of Eagle Pass, is part of Texas Governor Greg Abbott's broader fight with the administration
over immigration enforcement. Abbott also has authorized installing floating barriers in the
Rio Grande near Eagle Pass and allowed troopers to arrest and jail thousands of migrants on
trespassing charges.
The administration also is challenging those actions in federal court. Federal appeal court last month forced federal agents to stop cutting the
concertina wire.
Large numbers of migrants have crossed that Eagle pass in recent months.
In court papers,
the administration said the wire impedes border patrol agents from reaching
migrants as they cross the river and that that in any case, federal immigration law trumps Texas's own efforts to stem the flow of migrants into the country.
Now, Texas officials have argued that federal agents cut the wire to help groups crossing illegally through the river before taking them in for processing.
Now, on the vote count, you got Chief Justice John Roberts,
Justices Amy Comey Barrett, Kataji Brown Jackson, Elena Kagan,
and Sonia Sotomayor sided with the administration.
Justices Samuel Alito, Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh, and Clarence Thomas voted with Texas. But not one of the justices provided any explanation for their vote.
Now, ACB, Amy Coney Barrett, a Trump judge, she was the deciding vote to flip on each side.
But it was shocking to even see.
I mean, it makes no sense.
It makes zero sense unless you think about it in certain ways where it makes perfect sense.
Right.
And there's been a lot of talk.
I've been seeing talks on social media.
You know that.
I mean, listen, is it is our country that corrupt?
Does the corruption run that deep that has been able to reach our highest court in this country?
And.
It's hard to say uh well look man i think it's pretty clear
that top to bottom we have an issue with our federal government not standing for the interest
of the american people and this is just the latest thing that shows that. It's disturbing that this went that way.
And I don't understand.
I don't understand why they would vote this way.
I can't understand.
I like normally tell you why.
Normally I try to like think like, okay, well, why?
What's the other side of the story?
And I don't understand that.
And right now, I believe i saw i've been busy with
like my real life and also trying not to die um because i was so sick the
abbott said well fuck you right oh he absolutely did yeah i'm glad you brought that up um so just
full of context um right now the biden administration they have admitted okay that around 6.2 illegal migrants have entered the u.s and 6.2
billion which uh if if you look at that that's actually like 12.4 yeah military age males for
the most part okay how many how many uh do you know how many without looking it up do you know how many, without looking it up, do you know how many soldiers are in the United States military?
It's like, what, two, three million?
Nope.
1.4 million.
1.4?
So there's three of them, three of them for every one of our active military.
Three to one.
Yeah.
Yeah, and they're putting all these people in the big cities.
They're putting them in New York. They're putting them
in Chicago. They're putting them in L.A.
They're putting them in San Francisco. They're putting them in
Phoenix. They're putting them in all
these places. Strategically. Yeah. Across
the country. Uh-huh.
That's the rest of the matter. Now,
here is, I guess you you could say the good news
um greg abbott he is standing up yeah um it's not over says texas governor following scotus
border razor wire order so he tweeted this out it is over it is over they've already allowed
that many people here those people are already here yeah not to mention listen i don't listen
not to mention governor abbott you bust a, listen, not to mention, Governor Abbott, you
bust a lot of these people up into further into this country.
We can't forget that.
Yeah, so let's not act like you're the fucking hero here, bro.
Right.
You should have stopped this a long time ago.
Let's be very, very honest.
And really, honestly, dude, like real talk, the men of the United States of America should
have stopped this.
Yeah.
I mean, you got the national guard down there.
It's a,
it's a combined effort between Texas national guard.
I believe some Florida national guardsmen are also there down at the
border.
Um,
but,
but Greg Abbott tweeted this out.
This is not over.
Texas's razor wire is an effective deterrent to the illegal crossings.
Biden encourages,
I will continue to defend Texas's constitutional authority to secure the
border and prevent the Biden admin from destroying our property. And just before we started recording,
there was a video that just got leaked. The Texas National Guard are currently setting up razor wire
in Eagle Pass to repel illegal crossers despite the supreme court's order to remove the wire in almost a
sense of like like sovereign state rights like they're just saying hey listen fuck you we're
doing what we do here's a clip so that right back at it continue to set it up It's great to see. I mean
and here's the thing
like I said
when you look at it okay they're saying 6.2.
That's what they're willing to admit.
It's way more than that, right?
And again, we don't know who these people are, right?
Like this video has been circled.
Listen, dude, I think I speak for most people's position on this, okay?
Our country is made up of immigrants.
All right?
My family came here.
Your family came here.
And you're going to make a joke.
I already know.
Where'd they come from?
What boat they come on?
I don't know.
You're going to say some...
I wouldn't even go there.
You are too, motherfucker.
I already see it on your face.
But we got to be serious about this.
Okay? We've all come here
one way or another all right none of us for the most part were born here unless you're a native
american and you know i think they have a gripe all right let's be fucking real um later yeah and
and and and you know but outside of that this is a nation of multicultural immigrants
and we've done okay we've done really good um but the reality of
our nation right now is that all of those immigrants that came here before
came here through a process they came here with an understanding they came here through a process. They came here with an understanding. They came here with an understanding
that they were going to join our culture
and build a great America.
And they left their culture of where they came from,
where they came from.
And they come here and they work hard
and they pursue the American dream.
And we work collectively, regardless of race, culture,
and differences of opinion to create the best possible land
for ourselves and our families together.
And, you know, when I think of America,
I don't think of America as a, you know, people like to say,
you know, oh, well, you're a colonizer or you're a this or you're a that.
Bro, when you think of an American, what's an American look like?
I don't think of any particular look.
America looks so many different ways.
You know what I mean?
And we've done great.
We have created this country that's amazing.
We've created this country
that has produced so much success
and wealth and freedom.
As much as I bitch okay
we've done pretty good this has never existed anywhere no not with multiple
religious cultures and backgrounds that's what usually happens is one group
kills the other group right like where you came from okay which is bosnia all right or where syed came from which is india you know like seven
seven it's like seven i'm trying to figure it out but yeah well the point is is that we all
left those places to come here in pursuit of something better and i think people who are
idealists look at these people and they say, well, this is the country.
What are you talking?
And they say, Andy, you're saying exactly what this is about.
And you're telling us we need to deport these people.
Yes, we do.
Because they didn't come here with our culture joining our mission or what our country is supposed to be about in mind.
They came here to get free shit and to fucking, yes, pursue a dream,
but not adopt the American culture. And these people aren't bringing their families. They're
not, they're not coming with their wives and their daughters and their children. They're coming as
military age males. And where do you think they plan on getting their women? Where do you think
they plan on? What do you think they plan on doing here women where do you think they plan on what do you think they plan on doing here like these people are not coming here to escape something
and bring their families bro there's a saying you know when men escape a war they take their
families when men go to war they leave their families behind all right and we're dealing
this is very dangerous what's happening and a lot of people who are
idealist mindset do not understand it and furthermore those of you who know better shame
on you for not speaking up because you knew this the whole time but you let aoc shame you into
thinking that you're a bigot or you're a racist or kids in cages which wasn't even fucking true
all right and now you're dealing with it i had a
conversation with a guy i've known for a long time last night who's typically disagreed with
everything i said and he made a post in his social media that said i am done with this woke bullshit
you guys are unpleasable i've tried to be nice to you and fuck you and i messaged him i said it's
about time dude yeah you know and he. You all right over there?
Yeah.
And he's like, and I start explaining to him what's going on.
And he's like, bro, that sounds crazy.
That sounds a little bit boogeyman.
You know, I don't know.
And he was respectful.
And he's always been respectful.
And he's an idealist, which I can appreciate people who have good hearts and think the best of other people.
But we have to face reality here, bro.
And these people are coming to take your shit.
They're not coming to fucking with their families to kumbaya.
No, bro.
They are coming to take your shit.
And the first opportunity they get, they will do it.
And we can see this because this is happening in Europe and it's been happening for a decade.
Go ask the men and women of Ireland what they think about this.
Go ask the men and women of Belgium and Holland what they think about this or of Germany or of France.
OK, they will tell you very straight up.
This is a big fucking problem.
And if they listen to what I'm saying, if you play them clips of what I'm telling, they would say that man is telling the truth.
You should listen to him. Okay?
But a lot of you guys are so fucking up your own ass with what's going on in social media or the Chiefs games or whatever's going on, right?
That you don't pay attention to what's happening, dude.
And this is going to get very dangerous.
Do you think people traveled across the world and they're not serious about what they came
here to get?
You're not serious about what they came here to get you're not serious dude and let me ask you this if things get hard and the power goes out and shit happens and we
get some civil unrest who's going to be more capable is it going to be third world people
who have lived without comfort without power in a lot of cases who've had to like survive their
whole lives who are hardened people or soft soft Americans who give a fuck about football on Sundays.
Who's going to win that?
You're going to come home from work one day, and these motherfuckers are going to be in your house,
and you're not going to know what to do.
And then you're going to call the cops, and they're going to say,
we can't do anything because of the law.
And then you're out, and they're in.
And it could go a lot of different ways.
It could go more different ways than that.
They offer these people citizenship for joining the military which is what they're doing in germany right now okay so they could arm and train these people and then you know we
decide to protest it and they turn these motherfuckers on us that could happen
okay they could create george floyd style riots over the, anti-deportation riots. And they could, these
Democrats and these progressive communist people who are always leading, you know, the act blue
campaigns, the same people behind the George Floyd destruction. These people are going to be,
they could be saying, well, you know, we can't deport these people, blah, blah, blah, and get
these people. And then you have, you have-age males rioting instead of a bunch of blue-haired, malnourished nerds with their fucking trash can lids.
Okay, now you got a real problem.
And you say, oh, well, the military will stop it.
No, they won't because they're on the other side.
The military has shown that they are on the side of the corrupt government yeah
the police have also shown that they you know they're going to kind of follow orders man it's
my job okay we we are under a delusion if we think that the military is going to stand with
the american people in a situation like that so we got a big problem here especially when they're
already out number three to one that's what i'm saying dude we got a big problem here man it's a big problem it's a big problem and people are not taking it
serious enough they're not speaking out they're not making demands men are not standing up and
guys i've been telling you this for years and years and years and years and years okay like
i'm in missouri dude like these motherfuckers ain't nobody comes to missouri
that's one of the great things about missouri nobody comes here all right but wherever you
the fuck you are i ain't coming to your neighborhood to save you bro you know i'm
saying like you guys think like what do you guys think i got some army here i'm gonna bring it to
your neighborhood and we're gonna fucking do this you gotta do that in your own neighborhood you
gotta organize with your own people you gotta to create systems and networks and you know a plan with your own fucking communities and you're not doing it you're just
sitting there waiting for someone to do something and nobody's coming i'm not coming trump's not
coming nobody's coming so what the fuck are you gonna do and then you make fun of me for having
a fucking apc and a fucking mrap and a bunch of guns and shit you see what i'm saying a lot of people are not prepared bro and men are not prepared they are men are failing their
obligation to protect this country that's a fact and i'm sorry to say that and if that hurts your
feelings and makes you sad it makes you mad at me.
You hear what we're talking about.
Well, sometimes fucking truth hurts, bro.
We got to look ourselves in the mirror and be like, man, are we really going to be the generation of American men that loses this country?
Because right now, that's what it appears it's going to happen.
At least to me.
Guys, let's keep this cruise moving.
We got a third and final headline.
Headline number three. We got a W on the table, Andy. We do? Yeah, let's keep this cruise moving we got a third and final headline headline number three
we got a w on the table andy we do yeah let's talk about it uh speaking of cancel culture um
headline number three reads newly elected school board in pennsylvania reclaims indigenous mascot
rejects cancel culture this story is pretty awesome It's pretty cool. This is a Fox News article.
That is, that's a big deal.
It's a big deal.
That's a big deal, dude.
This should be happening everywhere.
Big deal, man.
Go ahead, I'm not gonna interrupt.
Maybe a little.
This is a Fox News article reading.
A Pennsylvania community reclaimed its local indigenous history
and a school's popular tribesman mascot last week,
just two months after five new school committee members won elections
and ran on pro-Native American platforms.
The Southern York County School District, or SYCSD School Board,
voted 7-2 on Thursday to allow Susquehannock High School
to bring back its traditional Warriors logo.
Quote, school to bring back its traditional warriors logo quote this vote was the lexington and concord
moment in the effort to defeat cancel culture native american activist and historian andre
billedow told fox news digital after lobbying on behalf of the traditional image that pays
homage to the indigenous susquehannock people All seven votes in favor of the logo came from members who were elected
since a previous board voted to remove the logo back in 2021.
Quote, the SYCSD school board stands as a role model and blueprint
for other communities fighting for their native names and imagery.
The North Dakota-based Native American Guardians American guardians association or NAGA said in a
statement after it presented its case last week at the board meeting,
five of the newcomers were elected in November after the sudden removal of the
popular image in 2021 and an effort to rewrite the region's Native American
history spurred community anger and action quote,
this movement was about erasing native American culture.
And I wasn't about to stand for Jennifer,
uh,
Henkel,
a mother of three children.
And one of the new school board members told Fox news digital,
uh,
she and the other four new school board members,
including her husband,
Nathan Henkel have never before ran for elected office.
These are just community members who again, saw a problem and go in to fix it.
Their arrival, however, is apparently not welcomed by everybody in the community.
Quote, they came into their new positions with bravado to push their personal agendas
and not with humility to learn their jobs, wrote Deborah Kalina,
a former member of the school board,
in a recent guest editorial that appeared in the York Daily Record.
Quote, to put the mascot away is respect for the past, for the present, and for the future.
Katie Eisenach, identified as a school alumna, mother and Native American,
also told the same local outlet after the vote last week. Hinkle said that she was moved to political action
by the negative impact on the community of the COVID-19 lockdowns
and school closures and by a cancel culture effort
to rewrite local history to stir public sentiment
against the warrior's image.
The outrage instead fueled the community's effort
to save its local history.
Now, here's the thing. So that school board, they hired in this fucking like like research company, right, to come in and do the history of the area and the school.
Right. And listen to this. OK. So current research findings demonstrate that there is no evidence that the Susquehannock Indians lived in or around the municipalities that comprise the Southern York County School District.
The board's diversity committee wrote in a 2021 study.
Yet that diversity committee report appears to conflict with centuries of known local history european explorers wrote about the susquehannock
people who lived along the susquehanna river as early as 1608 while how store while historians
believe that they lived in the area centuries earlier so they completely falsified and lied
on this fucking report that they used to justify the removal of this mascot their own diversity
committee they lied about it like the history is actually there yeah it's been there for centuries
yeah um so susquehannock committee uh communities were located along the susquehanna river
especially in cumberland doplin lancaster and york counties reports the website of the susquehanna national heritage area
citing several historical sources the native peoples the website also said lived in large
fortified towns the largage of which may have had a population of nearly 3 000 people
and of course the diversity report apparently relied heavily on information provided by the National Congress of American Indians or NCAI to stoke opposition to the Susquehannock Warriors mascot.
The powerful D.C. based lobbying group is supported by taxpayer dollars and by left wing activist groups.
So here's a picture of the five new members. There's the logo up on the school uh school mascots coming back and uh they did it
cool i i think i think that's a good common sense move yeah you know we've talked about this a
number of times on the show how does it make sense to remove aunt jemima from syrup as one of the only african-american or black american icons that has that type of
brain equity yeah like what the fuck are we talking about bro that's insulting you know like
we remove she was a real person yeah like dude that's like it's these woke woke white progressive
people who are offended for everybody else you need to mind your own business
bro and let people speak for themselves you know the washington redskins changing to the commanders
that makes no sense let's let's take an honor an honorable mascot that in native american culture
is renowned to be badass fucking warrior okay from one of the most iconic nfl brands ever let's
remove that and let's replace them with the commanders the people who fucking killed them
and say that it's for their honor and like dude that's bullshit okay and but like that it's kind
of like i know dude it's insane and we could say the same
thing about the cleveland indians okay and the guardians and we could fucking why is quaker oats
still quaker oats yeah and but uncle ben can't be uncle ben right you know what i'm saying like
what do we yeah so so basically work for dude this but see if you really break it down these people these people are the
racists okay they are the people who are pretending to care about these people but then removing them
from these iconic brand images that actually honor that culture and are part of American culture
okay we should be celebrating those things. We should be celebrating
the native American warriors. We should be celebrating them. We should be celebrating
black Americans who, you know, are branded as part of cultural iconic brands like these,
but these white progressive liberals are removing these things from society under the guise that
they are offensive. When the only people that are really offended by that are them.
And they're white.
And they're fucking liberal.
And they live in a McMansion in fucking the suburbs.
And they want to have something to talk about at brunch with their pinkies up and shit
like they're doing something good when in reality, bro,
they're just eliminating some of the only culture iconic brands
that are most important in these
communities like it's insane dude it's totally insane it's totally backwards
and you know we do need to go back like that like the Redskins should go back to
the Redskins the Indians should go back to the Indians the the and we should be
looking at those as like very positive moves for the cultures you know what i'm saying like bring back angel man
huh bring back yes yeah bro what so so so i mean dude that's it man like we this is we need to put
our foot down and say no more of this shit yeah this is absurd shit massive w man congratulations
to you guys up there way to fight man like this is what we talk about like these are regular people
they've never even ran for anything they never held any office yeah and look how look look that they can
make change changes happen man bro how many high schools out here have done this done some like
yeah and dude people sure they had jobs and i know they had families to take care of so
hold on why do they do this what do you mean why do they remove these
these icons from these products national identity bro okay it's destroying that all right well
people most people don't get this most people don't understand that this is part of the
demoralization process from america if people can't find things if cultures can't find things
that they like for example they want the black community to believe that America is not for them.
They want the black community to believe that America is evil towards them.
They want the the American Indian community to believe that America is evil towards them.
And that, you know, there's some arguments to be made about the history of those things 100 but moving forward bro those are like points of pride for those
cultures in what in the american culture okay so if you remove the points of pride because really
think about this bro you people are like well why do they leave quaker oats because they want you to
believe that everybody else thinks that america is for only white quaker people okay and they want you to believe that everybody else thinks that america is for only white quaker people
okay and they want to remove black people from every product and remove native americans from
every product and remove indian uh indians from products or any sort of minority so that they can
be convinced because that's all they're going to see they can be convinced in culture that america
has no place for them you understand and then the bro the fucked
up what's fucked up about it is that these will be the same people who try to yell at us and say
that we're trying to burn books and delete history when they're doing it they're actually doing but
dude people aren't paying attention or don't understand why it's happening they think it's
just some crazy woke people. And they are.
It's the useful idiots rallying the drums around this, right?
But here's the thing.
It's not just because they want to.
They are being pushed to do it saying, oh, look how offensive that is.
These are not their idea.
No, but the people calling the play up at the top, the communists, all right, they understand what's happening. They understand that if we turn
the useful idiots, the drunk wine moms who have no concept of what's really going on, saying this
is offensive and this is this, that they will remove these particular items of identity for
these cultures. And then the communists at the top can convince the cultures that they don't
have a place in America because look, there's no brands that represent you. There's no teams that represent you. All the teams represent white people,
Quaker Oats, blah, blah, blah, guardians, commanders. You see what I'm saying? This is
about painting the picture that America is not a place for these minorities under the guise that
this is offensive to minorities. It makes no sense. It's a communist legit operation that's happening that people are
not waking up to, you know, let's remove all the identity for all these groups and let's leave it
only for the white people. And then we'll convince them that America is evil.
That's crazy, man. Crazy guys. Jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know
what you guys think. Uh, That was our third and final headline.
With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show.
As always, thumbs up or dumb as fuck.
This is where we bring a headline up.
We talk about it.
It'll get one of those two options.
With that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline is.
You remember you said a couple of weeks ago, or maybe a week ago,
you were like, guys, guys will do anything for pussy.
Mm-hmm.
Conquer countries.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Just keep that in mind.
Headline reads, boyfriend busted for dressing in drag to take career exam for girlfriend.
Well, at least he's not fucking shaking his dick in front of kids.
It's a loud one.
Yeah. Was he taking the ACT?
Thought copying someone else's test answers was extreme.
A 26-year-old man named Andres Singh has been arrested after allegedly masquerading as his girlfriend so he could take an exam in her stead, as seen in photos blowing up online.
Quote, he tried to enter the examination hall by changing his appearance,
police spokesperson Manoor Kumar told Jam Press of the soulmate cosplay.
Singh had been attempting to take a recruitment test for his girlfriend, Paramejit Kaur, who's 34, at the DAV public school in
Kota Pura, Punjab earlier this month, the Indian Express reported.
Kaur had reportedly previously failed the exam, a prerequisite to becoming a health
care worker.
To deceive test officials, the undercover lover shaved his facial hair,
applied makeup, and got gussied up in women's clothes before entering the exam room.
The meticulous impersonator even went so far as to forge his girlfriend's voter card,
ID card, and Andahar card, a 12-digit unique identity number,
to make the illusion ironclad.
These photos depicted the human chameleon, allegedly disguised as his other half,
at the Baba Farid University of Health Sciences in Punjab.
Unfortunately, Singh failed the sex exam.
Exam officials reportedly grew suspicious after noticing that his face didn't match the picture of Khawar on the application form, according to the Faridakat police superintendent, Harjeet Singh, his uncle.
Authorities subsequently ran Singh's biometrics and discovered that they didn't match the ones kept on record, records Kumar reported.
So he got arrested for his bizarre cheating tactic and police also accused
kuar the girlfriend of conspiring with her boyfriend as they believe he wouldn't have
been able to enact the deception without her consent and possible assistance all right now
um let's show the girlfriend first okay so this is a picture of the girlfriend
and boyfriend Let's show the girlfriend first. Okay, so this is a picture of the girlfriend.
And boyfriend.
Come on.
Go back.
Come on, dude.
Bro, that's pretty funny.
Bro, hey, listen.
That's the ID card.
That's him.
Oh, man. that's the id card that's him oh man bro one day this guy's gonna be like like an older dude and he's gonna be like they're gonna be sitting around telling stories and shit
they're gonna be like what's your craziest story all this in here you'll never know
bro that's so weird that was him sitting in class bro yeah that's not gonna cut it bro wait till she dumps him yeah she's gonna dump him because he failed the exam bro yeah well
study a little harder man yeah i mean listen let's just go to the show we will literally do yeah yeah for some never mind yeah for some for some curry
what i'm just saying she probably has some good curry awesome buddy buddy
this we can't do the jokes if zeeshan's out bro no man it's not no listen he's gonna i'm sure
he'll watch this no we need zeeshan here if we're going to make jokes. He probably knows this guy. Okay.
Yeah, this is thumbs down, bro.
Yeah, dumb as fuck.
Yeah.
All right.
Sorry, man.
Very rare that we just,
we drink the haterade here on the show,
but that's pretty bad.
You could have did better.
Make it more convincing this time.
Cut it off.
All right.
Guys, Andy, that's all I got.
All right, guys.
Hey, don't forget,
don't be a hoe.
Share the show.
Went from sleeping on the floor.
Now my juror box froze.
Fuck a pole.
Fuck a stove.
Counted millions in a cold.
Bad bitch.
Booted swole.
Got her on bankroll.
Can't fold.
Just a note.
Headshot.
Case closed.