REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 647. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump On 2024 Ballot, Nikki Haley Nevada Loss & House GOP Fails To Impeach Mayorkas

Episode Date: February 9, 2024

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Hillary Clinton saying that Tucker Carlson is Putin's 'useful idiot,' the Supreme Court justices indicating they'll keep Trump on the 2024 ballot, Nikki Haley's loss in Nevada, and the House GOP failing to impeach Mayorkas over border handling.

What is up guys, it's your Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realest say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society and welcome motherfucking reality guys today we have andy and dj cruise the motherfucking internet that's what we're gonna do we're gonna cruise the internet that means we're gonna put stuff up on the screen from the internet and we're gonna cruise around we're gonna talk about it all right we're gonna speculate on what's true what we think is bullshit and then how we the people got to solve the problems going on in society now i would give you the rest of the format of the show but i do that pretty much other show every other show and since this show is going to get censored anyway i say fuck it let's just do do the show all right yeah remember guys don't be hosed isn't it funny how all of our

personal development q and a s really fucking no problem man you guys can watch this the minute we start talking about what's going on in the world can't see that yeah yeah fuck those guys yep anyway don't be hoes that's right uh don't be a hoe share the show all right all right hey how you doing doing good yeah doing better yeah cracking open this isn't an ad because we already sold them all right you can't even buy yeah i'm drinking now the unobtainable dreamberry first form energy it's unobtainable this doesn't even exist right doesn't exist right here my mouth that sound a little gay huh yeah that's all right nothing wrong with being a little gay there is a fucking line all right no man um look you know we talk about

you know we talk about we talk about all the shit you're not supposed to talk about right and one of those things that we're not supposed to talk about. I have to make an apology first. I owe the people an apology. Yeah. All right. What do we do before every show? We watch Kill Tony. We watch Kill Tony.

Okay. First of all, if you guys at Kill Tony ever see this podcast, I want to be on the fucking panel one day. My goal, I have very few goals in life at this point. I've done a lot of shit. But one of my goals is to become few goals in life at this point i've done a lot of shit but my one of my goals is to become worthy to sit on that fucking panel that is the funniest fucking show i've ever seen in my life it's it's great yeah but i have to apologize because i'm watching this show and i've been around here saying hey we all need to get along and laugh at each other and

all this shit and i realized that I'm still stuck in 2021. And these motherfuckers are straight up taking the message and run all the way to 2024. You got everybody making fun of everybody on the fucking show. It's awesome, dude. Black people. Bro, you got black people. Yeah. You got fat people.

You got black people. You got everybody fucking rednecks with their dicks ripped off i mean you got you got every single person making fun of each other and laughing and having a good time everybody's cool that's what the fuck america's about so anyway respect to kill tony dude and you know what i haven't been going hard enough with my humor i've been holding back on you motherfuckers i'm gonna tell you right now that's gonna stop all right because they are way ahead of us and i'm over here thinking fucking you guys ain't ready for it yet and i've been holding back on you motherfuckers i'm gonna tell you right now that's gonna stop all right because they are way ahead of us and i'm over here thinking fucking you guys ain't ready for it yet and i've been holding back and so is dj oh i've definitely been yeah so yeah if you get offended

easily and this is you're the way you're gonna be tough shit because i gotta catch up to those guys hey um there's a standard to be had there is and we're gonna hold the line yeah i gotta say though real talk that show is fucking hilarious oh they're great guys every time i watch that show i fucking laugh to the point of where i get tears in my eyes yeah all right um yeah so you know but we do talk about things that we're not supposed to talk about one of those things that we're not supposed to talk about uh is the plan of communism and how they use useful idiots right right? We talk about this quite a bit. And I can't help but one of our favorite ladies, you all know her and love her, Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton, she's such a peach.

She's a- She's so sweet. She's so likable. Oh, bro, this video's gonna go to the top now. I don't know what it is about her, but she just warms my heart when I see her talk and I see her face, it is I don't know what it is about her but she just warms my heart when I see her talk and I see her face it makes me so happy

like a warm peach pie that's right yeah so this bitch Hillary Clinton Tucker Carlson is Putin's useful idiot he's like a puppy dog hmm

okay tell me you made the Hillary Clinton list Idiot. He's like a puppy dog. Hmm. Okay. Tell me you made the Hillary Clinton list without telling me you made the Hillary Clinton list. Tell me you're projecting without telling me you're projecting. This woman's favorite book by her own credit is Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky. It's one of the communist playbooks. They use the term useful idiots in their way to take over what's going on. If you go read Karl Marx, see, this is the problem, bro. People don't read.

They don't read. They will not read shit. They will not read. Because it's all there, dude. It's all been put there. It's not like they're hiding it from us. It's all there. Bro, it's legitimately a term that they use in the communist manifesto.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, these are the people who help install communism. And then when they're done with it. They invented it. Yeah, when they're done with it. Bro. That's insane, dude. Yeah, so let's talk about this.

Now, by the way, I know we covered the Tucker Carlson thing on the last CTI, but it is getting dropped tonight. So it's Thursday when the show's being recorded, so by the time you guys hear this tomorrow, it's out. Man, how hard are they going to go? They might shut the motherfucking grid dropped tonight. So this is, it's Thursday when the show's being recorded. So by the time you guys hear this tomorrow, it's out. Man, how hard are they going to go? They might shut the motherfucking grid down tonight. They might. It's possible.

You guys may not even see the show. You might not even hear this show. We might be to warlord status by tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. Well, so the Tucker Carlson Putin interview is coming out tonight, 6 p.m. Eastern, I believe. But yeah, so former Secretary Hillary Clinton said Wednesday on MSNBC's Alex Wagner tonight that Tucker Carlson was a, quote, useful idiot, end quote, to Russian President Vladimir Putin. So Wagner said, quote, Tucker Carlson is in Moscow right now interviewing Vladimir Putin, the first American, I'll say, journalist to interview Putin since the war in Ukraine began.

What does not, what does not, what? Hold on. That's a typo. That's not your fault. Yeah, that's not my fault. That's a first time ever. Listen, I'm, oh, fuck you. Holy shit.

Fuck you. Bro, that's an actual typo. You didn't actually fuck that up. Bro, I'm reading this shit. I'm like, holy fuck. Yeah, no, that ain't you, bro. It's them. I almost understood it. Hold on, something ain't right.

Fuck it, let's get to the clip. Here's the clip. Dude, it's fucking them. Tucker Carlson is in Moscow right now interviewing Vladimir Putin. Right. Yeah. Tucker Carlson is in Moscow right now interviewing Vladimir Putin. Right. The first American, I'll say, journalist to interview Putin since the war in Ukraine began. What does that tell you about Tucker Carlson and right-wing media and also Vladimir Putin? Well, it shows me what I think we've all known.

He's what's called a useful idiot. I mean, if you actually read translations of what's being said on Russian media, they make fun of him. I mean, he's like a puppy dog. You know, he somehow has, after having been fired from so many outlets in the United States, he, I would not be surprised if he emerges with a contract with a Russian outlet because he is a useful idiot. He says things that are not true. He parrots Vladimir Putin's pack of lies about Ukraine. So I don't see why Putin wouldn't give him an interview because through him, he can continue to lie about what his objectives are in Ukraine and what he expects to see happen. It's really quite sad that not just somebody like Tucker Carlson, who has, as I said, been

fired so many times because he seems unable to correlate his reporting with the truth, but also because it's a sign that there are people in this country right now who are like a fifth column for Vladimir Putin. And why? I don't know. I mean, why are certain Republicans throwing their lot in? Why are, you know, other Americans basically believing Putin? Why did Trump believe Putin more than our 11 intelligence agencies? I don't know. Do you have a working theory on that?

I think you have a working theory. What the fuck? But it's more than just the political partisan advantage. There is a yearning for leaders who can kill and imprison their opponents, destroy the press, lead a life that is one of impunity unbound by what the fuck is she talking about yearning among certain people in our country for that kind of leadership and i find that absolutely gobsmacking terrifying you should be terrified lady holy shit you're the biggest piece of shit liar in the history of humankind all the shit she just said they're doing right now they are doing all of them and

by the way tucker carlson doesn't need a contract from russian media because the motherfucker's gonna make 10 times more money than he ever made with fox because he's the only motherfucker that's out here telling the truth why do they not want vladimir putin to be heard okay this lady made up a fucking document from christopher steel okay that was blamed on fucking russia for seven years to divide the american public and now she's on tv talking about how we yearn for bloodthirsty leaders that ruin the media and oppress people and put people in jail. What the fuck are you guys doing? The only reason that anybody wants to hear what Putin has to say is because you guys are doing crazy shit. Dude, it's insane.

It's insane. It's insane. But, bro, these, I can't believe that she is, dude, think of who, think of how untouchable you must think you are to legit go on TV and say that shit when it's all the shit that you guys have been doing the entire time and just project it out there. By the way, by the way, if you read the, if you read Marx and you read Saul Alinsky's Rules for Radicals, it tells you in that book to do exactly what she's doing, which is to blame the other side for the same things that you're doing. They talk about that in there. That's their technique.

Bro, this is insane. And people are so misinformed and so uneducated. Do you really think there's many people that actually believe her? No. You do? You do? Not at this point, no. I think there's a lot, but I don't think there's nearly as many.

No, I don't think there's that many. You agree with that? Yeah. But, you know, I want to take this time, dude, because she talks about useful idiots. I feel like let's show you what an actual useful idiot looks like. And I think we take that time to take this time to do that. So this headline reads, watch KJP tries to shut down Fox's Peter Doocy for asking why Biden talks to dead people.

You seen this? No. All right. Let's watch this clip. And how is President Biden ever going to convince the three quarters of voters who are worried about his physical and mental health that he is OK, even though in Las Vegas he told a story about recently talking to a French president who died in 1996? I'm not even going to go down that rabbit hole with you, sir. What is the rabbit hole?

Go ahead. He said he talked to Mitterrand. You saw the president in vegas in california you've seen the president in south carolina you saw him in michigan i'll just leave it there go ahead yeah all right that's a useful idiot yeah that's correct actually i don't think she's even the useful idiot she's in on it okay the useful idiot is the person who believes all the propaganda of the media, of the government and advocates for of the big pharma industries. OK, they believe all the social movements. They believe all of these things.

They believe that the media is telling the truth. The government has their best interest. Pharma has their best interest. They believe that COVID was a thousand percent real. J6 was a thousand percent real. Ukraine was a thousand percent their best interest. Pharma has their best interest. They believe that COVID was 1,000% real. J6 was 1,000% real. Ukraine was 1,000% in our interest. The Middle East is 1,000% in our interest. They believe everything that the media tells them to believe and then get activated around it.

That's what the useful idiots are. They believe all the social narratives, all the propaganda, and then they call everybody else a fascist, not realizing that fascism is the coordinated effort between the government, the media, and the biggest companies on the planet to oppress the common person, which is them. And they don't understand that whenever the revolution happens, the revolution they're fighting for, that they want, the redistribution of wealth the um universal

basic universal basic income all this shit if all that shit came to pass okay and it all we talked about this when we had uh curtis bowers on the show who did agenda and agenda two he's dedicated his life to communism what these people don't understand is that once that communist revolution is locked in in place they are the first people that are killed because they will not fucking work they will not contribute to the common interests they they think they're going to sit on their couch all day and and viva la revolution you know and bro they're going gonna kill you and like we're over here fucking common sense people saying hey this is what this is and those people like fuck you fascist those are the useful idiots bro yeah yeah i just thought it was funny though i mean she's like well you've seen him in you've

seen him in south carolina you've seen him in all these places i got a clip let's watch what he uh what he looked like we know what he looked like some of know what he looked like. Some of those places. The beer brewed here, it is used to make the brew beer. Oh, Earth Rider, thanks for the Great Lakes. I wonder why he's coming. Makes sense. Yep. It makes me completely confident in this guy.

Let's watch it one more time. Let's give him the nuke coat. Oh, wait, he's already got him you're right no shit the beer brewed here it is used to make the brew beer oh earth rider thanks for the great lakes i wonder why could you fucking you know you know who i feel bad for i feel because you know like every time the president speaks there's a A report like a It has to type that shit out

It has to type that shit out What do they call that guy The court reporter Uh Stenographer Stenographer That's right No

Stenographer That's what it is That's what it was I feel bad for that person Yeah Cause like Could you imagine having to sit there No

And be like What the fuck Dude They got a fucking private stenographer fucking facebook group and they're like fuck i got joe buying today oh like bro that's gotta be a very painful job oh come on man like you know they just sit there you know they you know what they do they just hear they just try to, they're making the decisions. They're like, fuck, I think he said this, and they just put it in there.

Have you ever gone, okay, so you know you can go to whitehouse.gov, and you can actually pull the transcripts. You can see it. You can actually see what the fuck they typed when they did this, bro. I guarantee you they covered it. They are on-the on the spot bullshitters. They got to be because there's no way to fucking interpret that. Oh, fuck, man. All right, man.

Let's get into the show. Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfussella.com. You guys can find them linked there. That being said, headline number one. Let's get into it. Talk of the day. Supreme Court. Supreme Court justices indicate they'll keep Trump on 2024 ballot in landmark case.

Oh, this came out today? Yeah. Really? What'd they say? Yeah, so let's dive into it. So, you know, we covered it. The appellate court turned him down. And like I told everybody, all that does is just fast tracks it to the Supreme Court.

And so let's dive into this article. So a clear majority of the Supreme Court's nine justices signaled Thursday that they would overturn a Colorado ruling barring former President Donald Trump from the state's Republican presidential primary ballot. So there's two cases that are taken up. This is the first one that comes from the Colorado kicking Trump off the ballot. So there's two cases that are taken up. This is the first one that comes from the Colorado kicking Trump off the ballot, right? And then the case that we talked about the other day is I believe they're turning on Monday. They'll start reviewing that one. So this is about keeping Trump off the ballot and if the state has the power to do it. So the former president, 77, and his lawyers were appealing the December 19th decision by Colorado Supreme Court that found Trump ineligible for the March 5th GOP contest by virtue of violating the Constitution's so-called, quote, insurrection clause during the J6 2021 Capitol riot. And it's everywhere. Now, I want you guys to look at the language that MSM is using in these headlines, this headline reads, justices appear hostile to Trump disqualification effort or this one.

The Supreme Court sounds broadly skeptical of efforts to undo his loss in the 2020 election, ending with the J6 attack on the U.S. Capitol. The primary concern was whether Congress must act before states can invoke the constitutional provision that was adopted after the civil war to prevent former office holders who quote engaged in insurrection from withholding office again now there are also questions about whether the president is covered by the provision eight of the nine justices suggested that they were open to at least some of the arguments made by jonathan mitchell trump's lawyer at the supreme court trump could win his case if the court finds just one of those arguments persuasive. Only Justice Sonia Sotomayor sounded like she might vote to uphold the Colorado Supreme Court ruling that found that Trump, quote, engaged in insurrection and is ineligible

to be president. The state court ruled Trump should not be on the ballot for the state's Republican primary on March 5th. So what exactly is Trump's attorneys arguing? Trump's attorneys argues before Supreme Court that criteria for insurrection was not met. Quote, the Colorado Supreme Court concluded that the violent attempts of the petitioner supports Justice Katonji Jackson, asked Trump's attorney Jonathan Mitchell in this case to halt the count on January 6th, qualified as an insurrection as defined by Section 3.

And I read your opening brief to accept that those events counted as an interaction. But then your reply seemed to suggest that they were not. So what's your what is your position? Mitchell clarified that, quote, we never accepted or conceded in our opening brief that this was an insurrection. What we said in our opening brief was President Trump did not engage in any act that can plausibly be characterized as insurrection. Quote, so why would not. There you go. Another one.

Bro, what the fuck? Two in the same show. Is it me? It's not me. No, that's not you, bro. That's them. So why would not be an insurrection? I'm assuming. Why would that not me. No, that's not you, bro. That's them. So why would not be an insurrection? I'm assuming, why would that not be an insurrection?

Yeah. Shit, bro. They're out to get you today. They're trying to get me down, bro. That's right. I just want to read. That's fucking racist. These guys are fucking racist.

Oh, man. Fuck. What is your argument that it's not? Your reply brief says that it wasn't because, I think you say, it did not involve an organized attempt to overthrow the government jackson asked quote so that's one of many reasons before an insurrection there needs to be an organized concerted effort to overthrow the government of the united states through violence and this mitchell was interrupted by jackson so the point is that a chaotic effort to overthrow the government is not an insurrection quote we didn't concede that it's an effort to overthrow the government, either Justice Jackson.

None of these criteria were met. This was a riot. It was not an insurrection. The events were shameful, criminal, violent, all of those things, but did not qualify as insurrection as that term is used in Section 3. And Trump's pretty happy about how it went. He's quoted saying, I think it was well received trump argues among other things that the clause doesn't apply to him and said he thought the presentation of his attorney jonathan mitchell made in front of the supreme court was quote a very good one and what do we got on all of this i mean look dude uh there's like three times

the amount of firearms in the united states than there are in every single country in the entire world combined okay so when we think about what an insurrection is and what these little fucking pussy bitches think one is they should think twice about what that actually looks like because there are 400 or something how many guns in the united states it's like 400 million some crazy amount yeah it might be more than that what is it 494 million 494 million how many guns are in the rest of the world i know it's bigger than all the military no it's three times the size it's i'd read a stat on it just like two days ago anyway it's irrelevant the point is we got a lot of there's fucking 500 million guns in this country there's fucking basically what two and a half two guns for every single fucking citizen in this country and by the way not there's a whole group of political there's a whole political group that doesn't own any guns.

So that means all 500 million of those guns are on one side of the political aisle and in the middle. So when we think about what an insurrection would actually look like, that should be considered in the conversation. I think it should. Not because a bunch of fucking little weak, disgusting fucking people that come out when violence is going on with their Nerf pool noodles and shit and their trash can lids think that it's an insurrection. If it was an insurrection, you'd fucking know it. You wouldn't be here right now. Bro, they couldn't stop it. There's too many people, there's too many guns, And the military would be incapable of fucking doing shit about it. That's the honest to God's truth.

Yeah. And everybody knows that. Hold on. So if we're going to call an insurrection a bunch of people who showed up to support President Trump, regardless of what you think of President Trump, as some sort of, you know, and dude, we could break this down, all the bullshit, right? All the FBI involvement that's, you know, and dude, we could break this down, all the bullshit, right? All the FBI involvement that's, you know, been allegedly shown. And then the videotapes that are with hidden 12,000 hours

of footage, J6 prisoners, not a single one charged with insurrection. Okay. This was a fucking intimidation tactic to keep people from protesting the last three and a half years. And it's worked. That is why they put the domestic terror list out. And it's worked. It's kept people in check. And now people are to the point where they're like, and this is just reality.

And I'm not saying violence is the answer, but I am saying that if this shit continues violence is going to be on the table for a lot of people in this country and and dude so when we talk about what an insurrection actually is that's not an insurrection by any definition of the word no definition in history yeah it's bullshit and these people you know this goes back to what hillary clinton was saying on the intro bro you know she's talking about the government being weaponized against their political opponents. That's what this is. That's why they put fences up around the White House for six weeks when they did the inauguration.

That's why Nancy Pelosi said no to 20,000 troops to come regulate the crowd on January 6th when they were having that rally. That's why they scanned the troops that were there to make sure that there was no bias towards. Bro. Bro. Like, listen, dude. It went down. They're guilty as fuck of what they did.

Dude, in my opinion, this is my opinion, and you can say whatever you want. They stole the fucking election. They know they stole it. It was highly manipulated. And they did everything that they could to fucking protect themselves and get him into office and now they're going to do everything they can again to steal this next election you guys don't realize it yet but they're going to do it and there's going to be a there is going to come a time in this country in the next 12 months where we are going to have to decide what country

we're going to be are we going to be a communist country with two fucking classes of people, the ruling class and the oppressed slave class, or are we going to be what America has always been designed to be? That is going to be the choice that we are all going to have to make in the next year. And that's real. Yeah. Dude, they didn't even bring up the fucking tweets that got deleted. To me, that solves it all. Bro, the guys on Twitter, I don't care they even bring up the fucking tweets. They got deleted like to me That's like that solves it all bro the guys on Twitter I don't care what you think of them the guys on Twitter while it's going on saying hey go home

Don't do this we go home blah blah blah peace. They fucking delete his Twitter account No, why would they do that because they don't want people to see it same reason they want they don't want Putin to be On fucking TV. Yep, you can leave no these people are completely exposed the emperor has no clothes they're completely corrupt they're acting in their own interests not in our interests and they know they're exposed and they continue to push because they realize they are exposed so i would expect them to get a lot more aggressive with their pushes and we the citizens are going to have to decide where the line is and i i can tell you this, because, dude, you guys can imagine, I get a lot of messages from a lot of people.

There's a lot of people that are way more fucking aggressive than I am. Well, I mean, speaking of hard pushes, bro, did you see the shit they did to Bolsonaro in Brazil? No. They raided his house in Tartan, and now they're accusing him of espionage and a coup. Yeah, they're going to try to kill him. They took his passport.

Like, bro, I mean, you talk about pushing. They're going to try to kill him. They took his passport. Like, bro, I mean, like, you talk about pushing. They're going to try to kill him. They're pushing. Bro, the Brazilian people, all those millions of people, they cannot fucking tolerate this. No. Like, these...

And I know a lot of you guys are in Brazil and you listen. You cannot tolerate that, bro. You cannot let them kill that dude. Your fucking country will be ruined. The millions of... You cannot be cowards you cannot stay home you cannot let it let just let this happen you can't do it eventually at some

point very soon citizens across the world are going to have to decide how much more are we going to take that is something that is going to be very difficult for people to decide because there could be real sacrifice there. But these people are all full committed on globalism. They're all cooperating with each other. They're all working in a global coordinated effort, and they will stop at nothing to get what they're trying to do. That's the truth. So what are you going to let them take from you?

Are you going to, you know, that's where we're going to have to fucking come to in terms of our decision making. And these are useful. Yeah, those are useful idiots. This picture we're going to have to fucking come to in terms of our decision making. Yeah, and these are useful. Yeah, those are useful idiots. This picture we're showing right here. Let the reckoning begin. All five of them. Trump is a traitor. No, the motherfuckers you believe are traitors.

Are these people still have masks on, man? I actually feel sorry for people that still wear masks. I've been to a couple restaurants in the last couple weeks. And there's still waitresses and shit wearing masks. And dude, those people are psychologically abused. They were psychologically abused so hard that they can't even feel safe in public. Yeah. It's, it's fucked up, man.

Sad, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, let's head to the cruise comments yeah this uh this comment comes from at brian holder 423 says first episode back listening after four weeks as soon as i heard quote cruise the mfing internet with no sensor i knew this was going to be a good one yeah we're done with that shit we're done with that shit like we're over here let me tell you something i'm gonna tell you guys the real shit okay youtube came to us ask us to put the fucking show on video which has been a net positive

all right i'll say that they promised us that they would not censor our shit promised us like i had what we have five or four is money first they offered us a lot of money to come it was a special promotion they were doing to get audio pop because my audio listenership platform is much, much, much bigger than video. Okay. We just started video. We've got, what, 450,000 subscribers. We just started trying on YouTube a year ago. Okay.

So up until then, it was random videos posted once in a while. And so we've had some success. It's been a positive. I think the show works well on video. However, they have not upheld their end of the bargain. They made it extremely hard for us. We spent the first six months with our channel dinged and all these fucking things. And they made us start bleeping words out, cuss words, this, that, the other, to even get in the algorithm and if you notice this is why our personal development shit rockets off into space and our cti shit doesn't it's very obvious yeah i

think that's actually that like that happened because we didn't take the money because you stood strongly values and we were like yeah what if they do that we did fuck up where we started trying to fucking you know start playing their game a little bit. We shouldn't play their game. None of us should. Take us off. Yeah. So occasionally there will be a few times where I might drop like 30 F-bombs and we might bleep them out for the sake of like little kids in their house and stuff. Sure.

But at the end of the day, I'm done with these people. They lied to us. They told us they wouldn't fuck with us. And they do. And so i you know it is what it is so if you guys like the shows please share them out that's that's why we ask you to share the show super important so even uh randy cansella uh agrees with you that is not me oh no that's you i don't want to hear that look dude everybody this

room gotta you have to do that that's That is me, but it's not me. Bro, I don't get in the comments on the internet, dude. I don't do that shit. I don't get in the comments section. I'm beyond that shit, bro. It is what it is. People are going to like me. They're going to not like me.

I'm not going to argue with people. I think my body of work speaks for itself. I am what the fuck I am. If you don't like it, that's okay. If you do, pick these up, motherfucker. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like I don't do this It is what it is. I'm not doing that I got too much other shit real life to this this is one of the reasons I don't fucking post anymore Because I would get so many comments I'd be in the comments talking to people would take two three hours of my day trying to think you can respond

Yeah, I think I might start posting again though I'm thinking about posting again in my in my actual feed on Instagram for the main reason of I want to give these young entrepreneurs a visual understanding of what real entrepreneurship looks like because I feel like the internet has gone a weird direction in terms of entrepreneurship culture and i'm hermosi's been telling me this dude alex is such a good dude and um i love him dude he's uh he's he and he's brilliant especially for being 10 years younger than me um but he's been you know on my ass you know he's been trying to goad me he's like bro i'm gonna

smoke you if you don't start you know he started to talk that but i love him for it because dude what he wants is people to get the benefit and he understands the value yes and it's uh it's i think he's he's getting through to me because he's been hammering on me for like a year on this and i think i do have an obligation you know i say this a. I talk about the obligation for successful people to show their success, but I don't show my success like I used to. You know what I mean? Because it makes me feel weird, dude. I'm not a, like, I'm a normal dude that's just worked really hard. You know what I mean?

But that is, like, more reason why to show it. Yeah. But I don't want to come off as one of these fucking turds that just, you know what I'm saying? You get what I'm saying you know you get what i'm saying it's like a it's like a hard thing for me to do but anyhow i think i am going to start posting because i think the good outweighs the bad yeah so it's a positive yeah i just want to start telling stories again about my journey and what i think is relevant to people and you know i might like just make the comments you know or turn the comments off so I don't have to fucking deal with them

or whatever, right? Or make the comments people I follow just so I don't have to get in there and fucking talk to people all the time. And no offense, it's not that I don't want to talk to people. It's that I don't have the time. It's impossible.

Yeah. It's all good, man. Yeah. Guys, we appreciate you being real-ass fans. Hey, you guys let me know. Should I start doing that again? Would you guys enjoy that? You follow me on Instagram? If you don't follow me on instagram go hit me up on instagram i do i'm active in my stories every day uh but yeah dude i just i'm starting to feel an obligation

again like i feel like these young bucks gotta see you know that it's worth it it's fucking worth it man like yeah it takes everything you got and it takes a long fucking time, but the payoff is there if you keep going. Yeah. So. Well, guys, let them know. Yeah. Let them know what you guys think.

That being said, let's get to our second headline, headline number two. This shit is gas, by the way. Fuck. Bro, how the fuck does anybody drink more than one of these? Bro, I. There's dudes in this building. What did you tell me yesterday? Stop being a pussy.

You know what? Play that fucking clip. What? I'm like, Andy, I already got like this one. Oh, no, you should be a pussy. Down it, down it. Did I say that? You did.

Okay, well, I take it back. Plug that shit in. All right, fine. That's fine. I can take it. I can take it. Why don't you crack it open there? Because I already got the citrus.

I'm like... What, you're afraid of a little extra caffeine? What are you, a pussy? I'm balls deep in caffeine right now. Fucking pussy over there, man. Double up, double fist those energy drinks like a man. Do it. Yeah.

Get some more tattoos and shit, too. Man, that popped loud. Otherwise, you're not a man. All right, well, I retract my statement because I am gassed out of my fucking gourd with this shit. Yeah. Holy shit. Bro, I can't do more than one of these, dude. Like, I don't know how all these young guys in here with this shit yeah holy shit bro i can't do more than one of these dude like i don't

know how all these young guys in here do this shit like how the fuck do you guys do that shit do you drink this shit it's too much isn't it dave drinks like five of those who dave mollusk yeah does he he drinks like five no he does yes he does not five like two or three really that motherfucker drinks five i saw bro he's zooming around i mean dude's everywhere i bet he gets a hundred thousand fucking steps a day he goes over there he goes over here he's fucking everywhere he's here he's listen mollusk is the fucking man i don't give him that he's also the coolest guy i know besides me he's tied with you and you too we're all tied together how about that but not in a homosexual way that sucks not in a kidnap way either you said that sucks

guys let's get to our second headline headline number two headline number two reads dave's easily the best photographer on the fucking planet oh no that's unbearable. No, you can't argue with that. He has, I mean, you wouldn't think he has great, he has surprising, shockingly, he has great eyes. Shut the fuck up, dude. For photography. He's fucking good. Anyway, we love you, Dave. All of the show.

DJ's a bigot. Guys, headline number two. Headline number two reads, Trump set to sweep the Nevada caucuses after Nikki Haley's embarrassing loss to no one. Bro, this is great. Bro, how do you lose? Listen. Just tell them because not everybody knows, so you got to do it. How do you lose to nobody?

Explain it. So, Trump's at the sweep Nevada caucuses after Nikki Haley's embarrassing loss to no one as senior advisor Kash Patel reveals how she got trounced by ex-president even though he wasn't on the ballot. Let's dive into this. So Donald Trump is preparing a second victory in Nevada as he heads to Las Vegas for the caucuses Thursday following his symbolic win on Tuesday. Republican voters in the battle born state selected none of these candidates at a thirty two point nine percent higher rate than opting to vote for Nikki Haley in Nevada's primary election. So even Donald Trump's team was shocked by the amount of Nevada voters willing to cast our ballot for no one instead of former UN ambassador Haley, who is the final primary competitor for the former president. Cash Patel, a senior advisor to Trump told dailymail.com during an interview in Las Vegas

on Wednesday that Haley, quote, overshot by thinking she could avoid campaigning at all in Nevada and still win the primary on Tuesday. Quote, maybe you wouldn't have got trounced by no one if you showed up and put in the work, Patel said of Haley's campaign. Quote, this is emblematic of the whole entire thing. Like, where do you go with that? You, the billion dollar candidate lost to no one.

We convinced 45,000 people to circle quote, none of the above. That's insane. He laughed. That's better than write in candidate levels. So Trump was not on the ballot. Okay. And the people of Nevada had a choice to make.

They had a couple options. They could go with Nikki Haley. They could go with none of the above. I think it was all the options. No, there was like a bunch of no-name people. Yeah, there was a few no-name people. Well, that's embarrassing as fuck. 63% of the votes went to none of the above.

Bro, imagine being one of her donors imagine being one of her donors giving her millions of dollars yeah millions of dollars you're not going to get back because she ain't going to win all right and you keep giving her money they keep running ads in all these places and she keeps getting her ass beat well that's the thing too that most people don't get to like with these campaigns right like the candidates they're making money not directly right but all that campaign money comes in whatever's not spent at the end of it or whenever she decides to quit they send that to a special pack with jen goes right back to hayley she's gonna make some money off of this shit dude listen to me at this point it's almost like you're wrong it makes you wonder why she's still going like

exactly you know what i'm saying like what i when i watch what's going on here with this at first i'm like laughing right like okay yeah dude this lady's getting killed everywhere she goes it's obvious nobody likes her and the more she goes the longer she goes here the the more people are not liking her she's's not gaining ground. She's losing ground. Where's the sportsmanship of just bowing out? Because, dude, I believe there's a bigger plan here. You know, Vivek has been talking about how, remember when Vivek came out and said,

hey, there's a bigger plan here. It's Nikki Haley. She's the controlled op. She's one of them. And, you know, you guys say whatever you want about Vivek. I've talked to Vivek quite a bit. I like him. I think, you know, he has some past situations,

like every single fucking human in the history of Earth has. But I think he's a genuine patriot, and I think he's very intelligent. And I think his assessment of the situation is correct. Because when we look at what's happening with hayley there's no reason for her to stay in unless she knows something that we don't know yeah like is because she knows the poll yeah she sees the fucking dude what i'm saying is so what is she counting on happening you see what i'm saying why would people continue to give her money and by the way some of her donors are also big huge democrat donors you know she does not represent conservatism

and by the way i'm not a conservative i'm a middle of the road person i have some liberal beliefs i have some conservative beliefs i would consider what i am closest to if we're gonna put a label on it libertarian. I fucking knew it I am I don't agree with some of their stuff, too I think I'm I think I have better policy ideas than what they have true And I think their organization is very weak Because some of their policy ideas are so outlandish that the regular person cannot grasp it, which is what makes it hard for them to gain traction. But I would say if I identify with a group, I identify with those guys.

You know what I mean? I have liberal social beliefs, which a lot of you guys listening disagree with, and that's okay. That's what makes America America, but I have conservative fiscal beliefs. And unfortunately, I side with the conservatives completely now even on the social issues because i've recognized a slippery slope that has been created by um socially liberal ideals so we have to have some correction to move back towards common sense so we can have some structure and civility uh amongst our country and um when i look at nikki haley and she runs as a republican or a conservative bro she is none of those things she is a she is an establishment pawn that is in there to fleece

america as hard as she possibly can she's going to continue with these like joe biden doing all these things do these wars and the inflation all shit. She's going to do the same shit. Like, you know, and people got to stop voting for people because they're a woman or because they're black or because they're this or that. And start voting for who's going to do the best job for you. Who's going to make your household run better? And I think most people are starting to understand. Yeah, dude. When Trump was in office, I had a lot more money.

I had a lot less stress. My life was a lot better and ultimately I think that's what's going to swing the vote in favor for Trump but unfortunately I don't know that the vote's going to be enough. I don't know. I mean, I'll put it this way. I will be shocked.

And I mean, when I say shocked, I mean completely fucking shocked if we don't have a major covid level disruption in the net between now and november because remember dude this is february when did covid happen it was like the beginning of march okay and then all of a sudden the world was completely different and so i believe they have some and i've talked to the options endlessly on the show you know war pandemic cyber attack whatever it is uh illegal migrants revolting right there's going to be some sort of major disruption and division attempt amongst the identity politics

because that's all these people can do. All they can do is divide us. All they can do is get us to hate each other. That's their MO because it gets them the space to do whatever they're going to do. And so when I see what's going on, dude, I would be shocked if we, if just a vote puts Trump back in office, I would be completely fucking shocked by that. That's my personal take. And that's why I think Americans need to decide what they're going to tolerate. Are you going to stand by and watch people legit pull a coup in our country or are you going to stand up and say something and do something about it that's

going to be a decision that we're all going to have to make in my opinion because i don't think just showing up and voting even if it's fucking clearly obvious like bro when we went and voted when you and i went and voted together every single motherfucker and i'm talking about in 2020 every single person there was a trump supporter. All of them, bro. It was like a party. Okay? And I will say, we're in Missouri. Okay?

So that's not abnormal. But St. Louis has a lot of Democrats. We didn't see any. In fact, we talked to a number of people who said, I've always voted Democrat. I'm voting for Trump. So we'll see, man. But that's just what I think. Guys, jumping on this conversation down in the comments.

Let's know what you guys think. She doesn't represent anything that we the people need at all. She has no. There's so much evidence of blatant contradictions that she makes. She says this, but then you go back four years, she's saying this. You got to remember. Don't give me that people can change but remember it remember this bro being president of the United States

Like little kids grow up with that dream You know I'm saying like there are people That grow up with the dream of being president for no other reason than they just want it for themselves They don't care what they don't care about doing the job. They care about being called president. And this is what makes, this is actually a good entrepreneurship lesson because good CEOs and people who win, they don't give a fuck about being called CEO. They don't care about being the leader. They care about getting the job done. That is what the greatest leaders of organizations, of teams, of countries do. She is not one of these people. All right. And I'm not sure that

any of these people are entirely aligned that way, but eventually we have to get America back to a point where the people who are leading this country are solely fixated on the best possible outcome for our country. Not because they're the man or they're the president or they're the most powerful leader in the world. That position appeals to a lot of people with, you know, crazy amounts of ego because they want to hold that power and they want to be quote unquote president. You know, and so we have to consider that, bro. She's just one of these people.

She's just one of these people that wants to be president so bad. She gives no fucks about any of us. And we need different kinds of leadership, man. That's real shit, man. And dude, people will say to me when I say that, they will always get the people who hate Trump will say, oh, you're going to fucking say ego. Look at Trump's ego. Yeah, I know. I think that's a fault of Trump's.

I think Trump's ego is a fault of his. But it also requires a massive ego and a big set of balls to do that job the right way. And when you consider what this man has given up to become that, bro, people don't understand this. When you're at his level and you're worth billions of dollars you get to do anything you want there's no limit there's no restrictions and if most of you had that resources those resources available to you what would you do would you give all of that up to go get attacked and get berated and get harassed every single fucking day? Would you? Like, honestly, dude. Like, would you?

And I think, so when we look at Trump, and I agree, I can understand people have different opinions of him, but that's what I see. Because I've experienced a little bit of that in my life. I've built some things. I have pretty much no limits to the things that I can do personally

because I've dedicated my life to business for the last 25 years. And because of that, I have a lot of freedom. And to trade that freedom and say, I'm not going to live this life anymore. I'm going to go instead, get my balls kicked in by everybody. That's in my opinion, that's respectable as fuck. And so I can look past the ego issue and some of the other things, because I think out of all the people that

are available to us he's got our interests in mind the most yeah and and you some of you may disagree with that and maybe i'm wrong maybe the history books will show different but that's how i read it yeah guys let's get to our third and final headline headline number three let's check in with congress okay um you know because they they didn't they didn't do too good i think they fucked up all right but it's okay because i got something for that so uh head on reach house gop fails to impeach my workers over boarding handling um so yeah they didn't get them they didn't get them um house republicans high stakes gamble to impeach alejandro mayorkas just barely failed on tuesday an embarrassing political setback for an already embattled majority the articles of impeachment against the homeland security the Homeland Security Secretary failed in a 214 to 216 vote after four Republicans sided with Democrats to oppose recommending Mayorkas be booted from office.

But Republican lawmakers quickly predicted they will bring it back up once Majority Leader Steve Scalise, who is undergoing treatment for blood cancer, returns. Quote, we'll bring it back. The guy deserves to be impeached, said Homeland Security Chair Mark Green from Tennessee, who has led the effort against Mayorkas. So the account was initially tied after reps Ken Buck, Mike Gallagher, and Tom McClintock voted with Democrats against impeaching Mayorkas. Republicans, including Green, spent several, see, bro, that's three.

Spent, spent. Look at that shit. Damn, dude. They're getting you today. This is racism. Jesus. How's it feel? Bro, listen.

How's it feel to be the victim of real racism? I'm offended for me. Yeah, I'm offended for you. Thanks. This is bullshit. We're going to go march around the building. Jesus, man. This is crazy is crazy let's get march going spent several minutes huddled with gallagher on the floor in an apparent effort to change his vote

one person close to the conversation granted anonymity to speak candidly said members argued to gallagher that he would be inviting strong blowback from the base. So these guys know that the people want him out. It's very obvious that the people want him out. And, yeah, they sided with the other side. But like I said, so, I mean, okay, they didn't do that. They did something good, right? Our Congress, our people that are elected to represent us, they did something good.

U.S. Senate advances wartime aid package for ukraine and israel jesus man yep completely leaving out the border this is insanity so the senate on these people should all be removed from office Immediately Every single one of them dude Every single one of them They are not acting in the interest of this country We are not at the peak of power And prestige And great economic situations

And wealth And strength And we're still pretending like we are And we're sending all Dude these people are stealing our fucking money. It was a $115 billion bill, right? That included Ukraine, Israel, some foreign aid stuff. But importantly, $20 billion directed towards the border.

Because they couldn't pass it, they redid it. The only thing they took out was the border deal. So it's still a 95 billion dollar emergency bail that uh the u.s senate is advancing and pushing through do you not remember when trump could have finished the border wall for five billion dollars when he was in office and they wouldn't fund it five billion dollars we wouldn't even have this issue but they're sending hundreds of billions of dollars to these other places that you and i and most of us will never ever ever fucking go oh he's going tomorrow i'm talking about us people who are paying for it no

how does that make you feel guys like how do you feel about that how do you feel about paying all these taxes and seeing all this money go all over the place except here what's your community look like yeah for real dude what's your streets look like what's your what's your what's your downtown look like what's your homeless situation like because i could tell you here in st louis it's not great people are heart hurting people are struggling people are i mean dude in dire need of a better situation and i feel like this is across the country. And yet these people who are completely out of touch, who don't give any fucks about you or me or any of us out here, they don't have any problem going out there and sending all of our money all these other places. They do not care if we don't like it.

How is that a representative government? That's what this country was built around. Taxation with representation. And they're not representing us at all, but yet they are taking from us at every chance they can get. How do you guys feel about that for real? Because that's got to be something that we can all found common ground around is the misuse of our tax dollars, the overtaxation of us, the financial oppression of our own citizens for the gain of 500 to 600 people in Washington, D.C. How is that okay? There's nobody that's okay with that. The only people that are okay with that are people who do not have a job and do not pay taxes. This is why people who do not pay into the system should not be allowed to have a say on how the system operates. They should not be allowed to vote.

If you have a job and you're 15 and you pay tax, you can vote. I can respect that. that a hell of a lot more than some person who's 35 years old who's waiting for the government just to fund their existence and them voting our government away and our systems away to their benefit while we all the regular people out here trying to work you see what i'm saying or vote to make it harder for us to work bro that well that's what they vote for the whole game is to get every single person that they can to buy into the idea of a socialist situation where wealth is distributed and so what they want to do is they want to take the wealth of the people who work and they want to make equity and equality happen equality of result not equality of opportunity america was and is supposed to be a quality of opportunity, not a quality of result.

But they get these people to vote. And what they're trying to do is shift enough people over to that side so they have a permanent base of people who do not pay into the system, who are actually calling the shots of the system. And then they can come in every two years and promise you more free shit. And they'll continue to get voted for. That's their whole play here their whole play is to get enough people from the working class to be unemployed and accept the idea of government assistance that they will continue to vote for the people who say we're going to give you more government assistance and eventually what's going to happen is and this is described very detailed through a very long book that you can go on Google and summarize called Atlas Shrugged.

They talk about this. When the producers stop producing because it's not worth it anymore, do you know what happens to those people? The rest of those people over here on the, right now they're on the left, who all want free shit, they starve. Because the producers are always going to produce for themselves. Like if I said today, hey, fuck this. I'm done. I'm closing shop. I don't care.

It's not worth it because they're taxing me to death. They're making me jump through all these hoops. I don't care anymore, which will happen eventually. We will come to a time where it's not worth it to stay in business because it's too hard, because the government's taking too much. And we're almost there. Like, it's almost at that point. You ask any business owner, small, medium.

No, we are. Like, according to the data, it's like 40% of eligible workers aren't working right now. Yeah. So when that happens, those people, they'll go home and start a garden, and they'll be armed, and they'll handle their own shit. And if you come on their property, they'll put a fucking hole in your head okay that's what will happen those people will continue to survive and the rest of the people who have continued to vote for this dependent state will starve and this is what happens in every single communist revolution in the history of time

there are books about it there are there are lots of books about it but people don't read books anymore they only look at tiktok books are racist i'm just saying man like people don't understand what's about to happen the minute that the government makes it too hard for private businesses to to be around and not provide jobs most of these people will starve they will fucking starve it will be called a famine which happens in every single communist revolution that's ever happened in the history of fucking time. And that's why it happens. Yes.

It happens because the people producing this shit are like, fuck, it's not worth it. That's why it's called Atlas Shrugged, because Atlas is the guy with the world on his back, and that's the entrepreneur class, by the way. And eventually, when it's not worth it, they shrug and say, fuck it, and the world fucking crashes, and they keep going. Yeah.

Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. Andy, do you like saunas? Who? Saunas. Like a sauna. Oh, a sauna. Maybe like the as fuck. Andy, you like saunas? Who? Saunas. Like a sauna.

Oh, a sauna. Maybe like the cold plunge. No, not really. I like the cold plunge, but the sauna, I've struggled with bouts of AFib, where it's like an irregular heartbeat. For some reason, when I go in the sauna, it gets irritated, so I don't do it.

Why? No, well, I mean, because that's what a thumbs up's about. Oh, okay. Let's hear it. Yeah, sauna patrons dressed only in towels pulled two from a car that plunged into Norwegian fjords. Hmm. What's a fjord?

It's like a little canal. Okay. Like a creek? I think it's bigger than a creek. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's bigger than a creek. We got a video?

Thank God we don't. Okay. We're a video? Thank God we don't. Okay. Because we're two older guys. So they did a sauna and then went right into the plunge. No, no. So a car. Let's just dive into it.

Let's dive into it. So not all heroes wear capes. Some don't wear anything at all. With only towels around their waist, patrons aboard a floating sauna in a Norwegian fjord rescued two people whose car had plunged into the water. The car appeared to have driven off the quay on Thursday at the Arka Struta Strada. I approve. That's exactly what it says.

An area where ships dock at the foot of the Norwegian capital's Oslo picturesque medieval fortress and castle. A witness told the Norwegian VG newspaper that he saw the car stopped before it suddenly accelerated and ended up in the water. The paper reported that the driver had thought the vehicle was in park when he hit the accelerator pedal. As the car went down, the two occupants escaped and were on the roof of the vehicle as the sauna raft headed towards them. Nicolay Nordsdal, the skipper, told VG that, quote, I gave full throttle towards the people who came climbing out of the car and reached them just as the car went under. Quote, with good help from two of the guests, we got them up. They warmed up in the sauna, he said. The wooden sauna rafts that

operate on the fjords in Oslo are electrically powered, allowing people to take part in the much-loved Scandinavian pastime in peace while enjoying the natural beauty of the area and perhaps taking a dip in the icy waters. The car was later recovered. Okay, so

question. You crash a car. I crash my car? You crash your car. I'm driving? Yeah, you're driving. I'll be in the passenger seat. Where are we driving? I don't know. It's your pick. Fucking Buick? I don't know. Out of all the cars, you're going to pick a fucking Buick? See, this is why you don't have cool cars.

Buicks are coming back. Buick's not that bad. If it's a 71 Buick Riviera Boattail, that's cool. That's what I meant. Okay, so we're driving that If it's a 71 Buick Riviera Boattail, that's cool. That's what I meant. Okay, so we're driving that. That's what I was talking about. I got it. Alright, I got it. DJ's got swag, see?

We crash our car, alright? We're in an icy fucking lake, or a fjord, and two butt-ass naked old men jump in to save you. You gonna let them save you? Yes. Fuck yeah. Are you? Fuck no.

I don't give a fuck. What? No, bro. Come here and hold my hand. Dude, is that your dick? I don't give a fuck either, bro. I'm not fucking dying in no fjord. So you let these guys come rescue you.

Fuck yeah. Yeah, man. Look, dude. Hot, sweaty old man balls. Hey, whatever it takes. That's my motto. My motto is whatever it takes, that's what we got to do. Why is your dick hard?

I mean, I would create separation as much as possible. But I'm just saying, like, if I was drowning and four naked dudes jumped in and they all had boners and they got me the fuck out of there, I'd be all right with that real talk i don't give a shit yeah oh shit it was a tesla that went down too by the way go figure well i'm just saying dude you're fucking full of shit no yes you are don't fucking i can swim bro swim do not touch me if you're a butt you are full of shit dude you're drowning in the fucking cold ass water in fucking oslo norway and these fucking

guys come to save me don't touch me you're so let me drown that's a lie that's a motherfucking down goes dj this is a lie make a t-shirt for me okay this is a lie hey this has to be the poster yeah no I'm alright man I'm alright but I'm glad they're alright they did survive you're so full of shit no listen dude listen you're so full of shit you know so

when I went to hold on go back that's a picture of the forge go back so this is like a river is that the sauna there in that little When I went to- Hold on, go back. That's a picture of the forge. Yeah, yeah. Go back. So this is like a river. That's what I'm saying. It's a lot bigger than like a creek. Is that the sauna there in that little gray thing? Yeah, yeah.

That's the sauna right there. Damn, dude. So these guys got floating saunas on the cold water, and a ladder going in the water. So they're doing the sauna and the cold plunge like in nature. That's pretty badass. Yeah. Naked. Naked old man balls. I mean, I would put some swimming trunks on but that's just me dude so i i went to uh when i was when i was going to umsel

we had this uh you know they had a whole like you know with the the fucking you know workout facility and everything yeah and they had this like sauna in there and and so you know i got workout in and i was like i'm gonna go sit in the sauna right now and this is like my first time first experience with the sauna i go in and there's this old man i mean the dude was like i mean he was fucking 130 yeah okay and he's we all know this guy in the gym you know in the gym locker room yes his he dries his he dries his stuff with a hair dryer his balls were hanging yeah he was bare balling it on the, it's a wooden sauna. Yeah. And there was like, there was just bacon.

Right. I don't, and like, they're so like, they hang so low. That's what happens when you get old, I guess. This motherfucker gets up, scoots over. He's like, oh, sit here. Motherfucker, your ball imprints are right there. I'm not. I just walked out, bro.

I can't do it. You're so full of shit. I swear to God. The true story. Swear to God. Bro, we all know that dude in the gym locker room. Yeah. It. I just walked out, bro. I can't do it. You're so full of shit. I swear to God. The true story. Swear to God. Bro, we all know that dude in the gym locker room. Yeah. It's an old fucking man.

Yeah. Blow drying his balls. There he is. Okay. Do you follow Joey Swole on the internet? I don't know. I think so. Joey Swole, he's a fucking great dude.

He has this page where like, you know, when people go on the, they go on in the gym and they shame other people in the gym, right? And so like sometimes these dudes will take videos in the mirror or pictures in the mirror of the old guy. We all know every gym has one, bro. Every gym has the old guy who walks around just straight up naked. Butt ass naked. Yeah. Does not give a fuck.

Dries his balls with a fucking hair. He brings a hair dryer in his bag just to dry his balls we all know it like we all have the guy at the gym but dude i agree with joey you shouldn't be putting that shit on the internet bro the locker room's a sacred place quit fucking with people you know this gym culture of you know i'm gonna i'm gonna make fun of people in the gym bro a lot of people don't know what they're doing in the gym a lot of people it takes a lot of courage to go to the gym we shouldn't be shaming anybody for being in the gym even if they're acting a little weird you know what i'm saying like drying their

balls maybe we're missing out dude i've never tried it i won't let you hold on bro i might be missing on we might be missing out dude you know what the thing is you get smarter as you get older well what's the point i don't know maybe it's good maybe it's good stuff maybe we're missing out does he put it like on cool or because you know i don't know cool medium high i don't know i'm gonna have to give me a little i'm gonna have to get a little hair dryer to use emily's hair dryer dude i don't know what emily's got bro she's got all kinds of sophisticated equipment i'm not sure how to use it i just need one of them fucking ones you plug in the wall looks like a gun you know there's like there's like a it's like a thing bro like this is defcom 5 operate i don't know how to do all that shit so i need like the basic thing you

know on off hot coal cool on my balls yeah i'll try it out let you guys know what are we giving this man what we got i give a thumbs up, man. These dudes saved lives, man. They're doing good stuff. This is good for humanity. I like it. You don't like it? Not yet.

Don't know. Everybody survive. Thumbs up. Yeah. All right. Just don't save me. You're so full of shit. Don't save me.

Guys, Andy. That's all I got, man. All right, guys. That's the show. Don't be a hoe. Share the show. Went't be a hoe. Share the show.