REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 657. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Appeals Ruling In Fraud Case, Trump Vs. Haley In South Carolina & UFC Fan Knocked Out In Massive Brawl

Episode Date: February 27, 2024

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump appealing the ruling in his massive NY civil fraud case, Trump looking for a blowout against Nikki Haley in her home state of South Carolina, and the UFC fa...n knocked out in a massive brawl in the UFC's Mexico City event.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What is up guys, it's Andy Priscilla and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society And welcome to motherfucking reality Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the motherfucking internet That's what we're gonna do, cruise the internet That's what CTI stands for We put topics on the screen We talk about what's happening in culture, society, and the world
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Starting point is 00:04:24 in fucking three months okay so that's the mission that we're on here i need you to follow through on the fee okay so don't be a hoe share the show all right yeah what's up hey i like that hoodie on you man thanks dude looks good yeah it's a good look thanks i like it too if you're feeling out man Just looking fucking Swole Does it make me look Stay puffy or Huh? Or sea bum-ish What's stay puffy?
Starting point is 00:04:52 Well stay puffy is you I mean I don't get it Stay puff marshmallow man You don't know what that is? Is that all Ghostbusters? Oh that's the Michelin man thing? Yeah Got it He's like 400 feet tall that's fucked up yeah what that's fucked up hey man i'm giving you a compliment i'm giving you a compliment you're tall you're tall no man hey listen uh you know i think we we on a serious note
Starting point is 00:05:21 on a serious note man we gotta we gotta we to put some condolences out there. What happened? You didn't see? Financier Lord Jacob Rothschild, renowned for his art philanthropy, dies at age 87. Really? Yeah, I thought we should take a little moment of silence. All right. Moving on.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Moving on. No, hey, listen. You know, I thought we'd just put this here. Yes, a financier and member of the Rothschild banking family, Lord Jacob Rothschild, has died at the age of 87. His family has announced. The British peer stated his career in the family bank, N.M. Rothschild & Sons, in 1963 before going on to take control of Rothschild Investment Trust
Starting point is 00:06:15 and later co-founding the then J. Rothschild Assurance Group, now St. James Place, with Sir Mark Weinberg in 1980. Lori Rothschild's family has an estimated fortune of around $825 million, according to last year's Sunday Times Rich List, and gave away a reported $66 million to Jewish causes, education, and art. Which I think that $825, I think that's personal money. That's like money on the books. That's not the money.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Exactly. But in a statement to the PA news agency, the family said, quote, our father Jacob was a towering presence in many people's lives, a superbly accomplished financier, a champion of the arts and culture, a devoted public servant, a passionate supporter of charitable causes in Israel and Jewish culture, a keen environmentalist, and a much-loved friend, father, and grandfather. He will be buried in accordance with Jewish custom in a small family ceremony, and there will be a memorial at a later date to celebrate his life. They added that Jacob Rothschild was an extraordinary person, and his loss will be a memorial at a later date to celebrate his life they added that jacob
Starting point is 00:07:25 rothschild was an extraordinary person and his loss will be felt by many the family is committed to continuing his legacy and the foundation which he loved and endowed look yeah hmm yeah i mean dude i'll be real i hope this starts a trend of all these old corrupt fuckers dying yeah i'm sick of it i mean fuck he's really like 200 who knows i'm just sick all of them dude it's they had nothing to do with just this guy it's all of these guys all these guys who have accumulated all the money who have been creating all the pain and suffering in the world intentionally to create more money which they're not even going to be alive to spend they all need to go yeah that's my agree with you so i
Starting point is 00:08:10 didn't shed any tears about this that's shocking yeah guys so what you guys think did you see this let us know down in the comments what you guys thought about that um very interesting stuff i spent his life fucking everybody yeah i know they they put it on there like he's some sort of philanthropist and you know this great guy when this guy's been funding globalist shit making life miserable for the average middle-class person unbeknownst to them for literal decades you know so it's you know good i mean you talk about being born into some fucking wealth that that this is a whole different thing bro yeah but see that's where that and that's where that uh elitism comes from because they've been born that way right so they didn't they don't
Starting point is 00:08:56 this guy never knew what it was like to pump your gas or go to the grocery store or not be able to pay his bills and they feel special their whole lives because they were born into it. And they think that they, and this is not just him. This is all of these people. This is all of these politicians. This is, this is the top 5,000 most powerful people on the planet. Okay. Regardless of political affiliation, these people who have all the money. These people have zero ability to relate to the average human and they look at us as some other class, like just by default. How could they ever see us as the same if they've never experienced what we have experienced from our perspective? That's actually impossible. So when you look at how they look at us, it makes sense because they were born into a life of extreme wealth their entire life. And they say, there's us and then there's other
Starting point is 00:09:53 people. And those other people are we the people. All right. And these people have been making decisions and making things hard. And they think they're smarter than everybody. They think they can make better decisions than everybody. And these are the people pushing the globalist agenda which has you know the people who are hurting right now with the economic backlash that's happened because of it these are the kind of people that have been causing it it's not your it's not what the socialists say or what the marxists say you know um that it's like the local entrepreneur you know what i mean or quote unquote the rich guy that's worth one billion dollars that's not who the fuck these people are talking about that's who that's who they think they're talking about but the real rich
Starting point is 00:10:36 people are the people who have literal percentages sizable percentages of the world's wealth and this family is one of them and there's a bunch of other people that have sizable percentages of the world's wealth. And this family is one of them. And there's a bunch of other people that have sizable percentages of the world's wealth. And those people have been wrecking the world for everybody else for a long time. So good riddance. Yeah. R.I.P. my dog. Yeah, so let's get into it, man. Interesting shit.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Got a few interesting headlines. Let's dive into it. Foreshadowing. There's some shit changing in culture that's good to see we'll get to that a little bit later so uh with that being said guys remember if you want to see any of these pitches articles links videos go to andyfusela.com you guys can find them link there for you um review that so you guys can see our sources and see where to get these uh these articles from so with that being said let's get to headline number one headline number one reads trump appeals ruling in massive new york civil fraud case dude you know we haven't like touched this in a minute this shit is insane of course
Starting point is 00:11:36 i mean this is insane it really is so so so what's more, bro, is that when you see people commenting on it on the internet who don't like Trump, the stuff that they say, that's insane. They're like, this guy committed 91 felonies. He deserves to be in prison. He raped a woman. Yeah. Dude, what the media has created intentionally is a very dangerous and false perception about what actually happened. You know, like when we have Timothy Parlatori come on, who's very familiar with the case,
Starting point is 00:12:16 and he breaks it down to basically the idea that any of you could have been prosecuted for this. And if this holds, any of you can be prosecuted for this. Yeah, because people don't understand what they're actually prosecuting this dude for, which is basically misrepresenting his wealth on a personal financial statement for a loan that he applied for, got, and then fully repaid.
Starting point is 00:12:42 All right? So they gave him the loan. people don't a lot of people don't understand this because they've never been through the loan process other than maybe trying to buy a house right buy a car maybe yeah dude so they're they're this doesn't make sense to a lot of people but what what's that what actually happened in this case was this guy has to fill out a a pfs which a personal financial statement for an application of financing for whatever he was building his businesses is whatever. I don't know what the loans were for. It doesn't matter because it doesn't matter if it's for your house or for a car or for anything.
Starting point is 00:13:18 If this holds and you misrepresented your income by $50, they could put you in fucking jail or fine you all this money. So what's happened here is he fills out the PFS. The PFS gets approved and accepted by the bank. The bank has legal controls inside of their bank that allows them to approve or disapprove the information that's applied by the client. Yeah, they have their own underwriters. Yes.
Starting point is 00:13:47 The whole process. And there's very strict financial regulations around this. Okay? So the bank says, yes, this is acceptable. The bank then gives him the loan. He takes the loan, builds his business, pays the loan back. And now X number of years later this comes out so for them to come up with a case like this they'd have you have to dig so deep and stretch so far it's it's it's almost
Starting point is 00:14:16 incomprehensible how malicious this actually is yeah yeah i mean, that's what I'm saying. So let's apply it to the normal average day person. You go to Jimbo's car lot, right, and you buy a car for 10 grand, right, and you fill out all the paperwork and you say, oh, I make $35,000 a year, right? You get approved for that loan. Five years later, you pay that car off already. The car is paid off.
Starting point is 00:14:46 Yes. You own the car. With interest. Yes. You paid it off. You did everything you were supposed to do perfectly. Yeah. Never laid on a payment.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Never missed a payment. Yeah. Never defaulted. And then they come back and say, oh, well, your wages were actually $34,900. That's right. $34,900. Exactly. That's exactly what's happening. And so now we have your your fine is fifteen thousand dollars yeah because
Starting point is 00:15:09 it's more than the loan was even for yes and so dude these people don't these people on the internet that hate trump so bad like you don't know what you're saying when you say oh and then like the new thing is is they're like this is how these people argue. They don't have points. So they ask questions. They ask like obvious questions that people don't want to put the time into answering. You know what I mean? Can you please explain to me the nature of exactly how this is not a legitimate legal case? Right.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Like, well, you're not doing any of your own homework. Right. You know what i mean and the true the true reality of why we are where we are in the world is because like 20 years ago 30 years ago when people came out and said i'm a trans man we just didn't want to argue with them we were just like dude i'm not I'm not fucking, I'm not, this is stupid. I'm not going to argue with you over the chromosomes of a man and a woman and what a man and a woman is, right? And because we're all like, dude, let's just push, this is fucking ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Now it's grown and grown and grown and grown and grown. And so this is where all of this malicious is coming from now it comes from our silence and our cowardice that we have exercised in the past for many many many years because we didn't want to confront the situation when it was in our face and that's what's causing this and that's what's causing this as well these sort of things have happened little by little by little by little the justice system has become more and more and more aggressive with the way that they prosecute United States citizens for things that aren't really crimes that by definition are things that they do every single day, but we're not allowed to do. All right. So we have to realize that unless we start confronting these situations and calling them out as they go along, it's going to get worse and worse and worse and worse for the average citizen,
Starting point is 00:17:11 including these people who go in on the comments and they're saying Trump deserves to be in jail. Ninety one felony counts or ninety one charges. You guys don't even know what they charged him with. You're not following the situation down in Georgia with Fannie Willis and this fake fucking lawsuit either. Like this is happening all over. And most common sense people in the center and then over towards the right, they're understanding the amount of bullshit this is. who just is intent on hating trump the person who's still getting vaccinated and all this shit right those people are now like grasping straws trying to defend their positions you motherfuckers are wrong you were wrong the whole time you were wrong when you told people they should lose their
Starting point is 00:17:57 job to get the vaccine it's safe and effective you you were wrong about covid you were wrong about biden you were wrong about everything. What time are you going to step back and examine your worldview and say, fuck, I got fucking played because that's what happened. You are the victim of a multi-trillion dollar propaganda initiative, the biggest that's ever been created in the history of humankind. And you don't have the intelligence to understand what's actually happening. And because you don't have the intelligence, you lack the perspective to say,
Starting point is 00:18:30 fuck, I'm the one that they were aiming that at. I'm the exact person that they wanted to fool. And here I am being their soldier out in the street, doing all this work. I'm a clown. And bros, a lot of you guys are clowns. And we're starting to see who the fuck they are on the internet every single day. These people who come into Trump's defense on all these cases when these cases... I don't care if you don't like him. That's fine. Just say, hey, I don't fucking like him. He's a dickhead.
Starting point is 00:18:56 I don't care about that. But to say that this is okay and that what's going on in Georgia and all this shit is okay is bullshit. Complete bullshit. Even in the other situation, like with the the sexual harassment lawsuit that was filed that same judge was the same judge that oversaw the epstein case and let them off and let them off yeah why but and what shenanigans had to happen to get that in front of that same judge how did that happen yeah you know i'm saying so like i mean at the bare bones again like you remove emotions aside
Starting point is 00:19:29 I don't care about the side up a little while you feel like you stand on you move all that away Right is right wrong is fucking wrong. That's right. And there is very you can look at this unemotionally unbiased and say this is kind of Okay, this is fucked up. Yeah, it's not kind of like it's fucked up Yeah, very like it's very, very. If it were you, you'd be shitting your pants right now. Yeah. Being like, dude, what do I do? I didn't do anything wrong.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Right. The fact that this woman ran a political campaign as AG for New York, and her only political campaign promise- We're going to get Trump. Was to get Trump. The entire time. There is literally i mean fuck there there's like a 10 minute clip she's a fucking racist too bro oh no doubt she did you
Starting point is 00:20:10 see that comment she said about too stale too white or whatever like she started this chant we got to try to find it she started this chant saying uh he's he's too too white too stale and like calling him a cracker and all this shit like imagine if those tables were turned imagine if like the amount of reverse not reverse but just racism towards white people that's accepted has to fucking stop yeah yeah you know but like she runs her whole campaign on them i'm yeah the evidence is there yeah you know like you cannot tell me this is none of this is fucking motivated she's a fucking piece of shit and she's fucking cross-eyed it sorry keith she's cross-eyed i never noticed it i thought he was just paying real good attention
Starting point is 00:20:59 everything really no bro i'm gonna be crying down his shoulder sometimes. I love you, bro. Oh, my God, bro. So what's the name of your restaurant you're going to open? Oh, yeah. What is it? You're the only guy ever I gave that talk to. I said, drunks opening a bar, and the next thing out of your mouth is, I'm opening a restaurant.
Starting point is 00:21:23 Hey, man, listen. You can't beat our meats, man. You know? Yeah, last little thing I want to cover on this. Did you see, because, you know, Trump is very well known. You know, he wrote that book, The Art of the Deal. Yeah. He's very strategic, right?
Starting point is 00:21:40 And, I mean, nobody can really, like, deny that, right? And it's also, too too it's like you never really know what the strategy is behind it his moves but you know there's something there um so did you see this headline biden and trump will visit the border on the same day so biden had his uh plan this trip planned for the border and trump's doing it on the same day oh yeah why do you think that is so so how i see this is because one one, Trump knows he gets the cameras. He gets the press. And so Biden being there, nobody's even going to fucking cover that one. And all the attention, he's going to have all the attention on him.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Be able to fucking, you know what I'm saying? I think that's part of it, at least. Yeah, that's a big part of it. I think another part of it is we're going to see how they get treated by the actual Border Patrol. We're going to see how they get treated by people in person in the same location the same day this is no different than why trump did all those speaking engagements leading up to 2020 election yeah you know those in his basement yeah biden's in his basement or in a high school gym with circles drawn around chairs trump's out having a hundred thousand people show up at his rally 30 days in a row like in a row you know how hard it is to go for 30 days
Starting point is 00:22:45 in a row and do that that's hard dude but he did that not because of the votes he did that to show an optic and people didn't really understand what he was doing he was showing optics he was saying look how many he knew what the fuck they were gonna do yeah dude smart man yeah this guy this guy in new york like legit that guy the judge yeah that judge should be in prison for the rest of his life yeah for real bro yeah there's no doubt and like do you well now they're trying to take all of his shit because they're finding them you know they're finding them like over a hundred grand a day that it's not paid um and they're like calculating up but i think by the time of appeals it'll'll be like four hundred and fifty four million dollars. And like Leticia, she's already threatening to seize properties and see like, well, the shit's insane.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Yeah, these people belong in fucking prison. You know, I think Trump, one of Trump's only mistakes and one of his mistakes in this stuff is, bro, like I feel like he just he shouldn't even be playing the game with this. Like I think they're like, OK, there was a point to show to show the you know the the malice and all of this stuff i think okay great we did that yeah but at what point do you still keep playing the game well i think he's doing that i've thought about that too and the reason that i think he's doing that is because i think what he's doing is trying to maintain the integrity of the system. I feel like there is none. I know, but it's much harder to create a brand new system than it is to fix a system that's broken.
Starting point is 00:24:17 And I feel like Trump is doing one of two things with participating in this one he is either exposing to how broke the system is to create the demand for a new system or he is trying to preserve the integrity of the system because dude real talk trump could just be like, hey, these people are, we need a revolution, and there'd be one tomorrow. Yeah. You know what I mean? And he hasn't done anything like that. He's tried to protect his language.
Starting point is 00:24:52 He's been pretty reserved on his language. In fact, that's a criticism of mine to him. But again, he knows a lot more than I know, so I could be wrong there. But I feel the reason that he's trying to be diplomatic about all of these things is he understands that the alternative is going to be a full-blown fucking revolution. And the turmoil of that's going to last like fucking years, dude. Decades. Yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 00:25:19 I mean, you know, but it will also be super fun. I mean, I'd have a good time. I'd have a good time. I'd have a good time. Yeah. Yeah, guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's... I mean, that judge, like, the way he laughs and smiles
Starting point is 00:25:33 and, like, poses for the camera and shit, like, it's disgusting, dude. Have you seen his workout pictures? Yeah. This guy's a piece of shit. Listen, these people are pieces of fucking shit. He looks like one of the old men that would be like butt-ass naked blowing blow drying their fucking balls yeah he looks like he's already cut his dick off that's what he looks like to me he looks like a dickless old piece of
Starting point is 00:26:00 shit that needs that needs to honestly go through the wood chipper that's what the fuck that guy needs and anybody who anybody who falsely prosecutes someone for any reason whether it's trump or anybody else deserves that treatment that's the whole reason this country was fucking founded bro the people like that are the whole reason that this country exists and here they are and we were warned about them. Wow. Guys, jump in on the comments below. Let us know what you guys think.
Starting point is 00:26:34 With that being said, let's keep this cruise moving. Let's head over to the comments. This comment, cruise comment, it comes from at Danny Nestrick, 8051. He says, I'm a 25-year-old truck driver who's been listening for a couple of years now. Every time I drive through St. Louis past the first Swarm HQ, I get a huge grin on my face because I know you guys are changing the world in that building. Keep speaking the truth, Andy.
Starting point is 00:26:59 That's awesome. That's pretty fucking cool. Yeah. A lot of the truckers come through, man. They come right here on 44. We're right there on the highway. Yeah. Danny, just don't pick up no lot liz cool. Yeah. A lot of the truckers come through, man. They come right here on 44. We're right there on the highway. Yeah. Danny, just don't pick up no lot lizards.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Yeah. Because we got them here. Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do. We do. Yeah, no lot lizards. Yeah, they're usually insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Oh, fuck yeah. Don't ever stop in Lime either. Yeah. Lime. Isn't that right, Joe? That's right. Yeah, guys, we appreciate you yeah guys we appreciate you though man what i found out what's up i found out nick clements is from lee may yeah i remember being there when i learned that too yeah it's so shy that blew my mind it's insane it's insane it just shows you man like it's never no now i'm low-key kind of scared bro because it's like i don't know
Starting point is 00:27:43 you know nick's got a fucking nick Nick's got a dark side to him. That's what I'm saying. I know what you're capable of. Nick steal your shit. That's crazy. Like, for real. Yeah. For real.
Starting point is 00:27:56 I have my shit sitting on cinder blocks, bro. Yeah. Nick jack your car. And steal your girl. Yeah, that's a fact. And he'll fuck you up in a fight, too. You don't fuck with people from Lime, bro. I'm telling you right now. That's a rule here he'll fuck you up in a fight too you don't fuck with people from lime bro i'm telling you right now that's a rule here yeah you don't do it
Starting point is 00:28:08 yep yeah i'm fucking they're good people but they'll fuck you up yeah that's real man yeah guys we appreciate you guys thank you guys for the comments and all the love and uh not being not being hosed appreciate it uh let's keep you know what i like about our comment section what's that i rarely look at it but once in a while i do i like when someone comes in and talks shit and then everybody else just fucking destroys them it makes me it makes my it makes me warm and fuzzy on the inside we gotta start calling more of them out yeah it makes me feel good yeah you just see there yeah i see it i see it on all these clips that go viral too like these viral clips from the show oh yeah those are bad people are like oh listen this fucking guy like dude this guy the other day this guy was like oh what are you gonna do just talk shit on
Starting point is 00:28:56 your podcast motherfucker i've been talking this shit for fucking years if you had listened years ago we wouldn't be here fuck i. I fucking employ thousands of people. What the fuck do you do? You sit at home and suck the juice out of a fucking bullshit Hot Pocket. Fuck you. What do you do? Yeah. You fat piece of shit motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:29:18 I ain't going to lie, though, bro. Listen, I agree with the Hot Pocket statement. Hot Pockets are kind of good, bro. Huh? Let's go on to the next thing. If we're going to talk. Bro, they are good. No.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Bro, listen. The Philly Cheesesteak ones? Absolutely not. Bro, Philly Cheesesteak Hot Pocket? If you're going to have a Hot Pocket, that's the worst one to have. I know. And you're going to open a restaurant? Listen. No, see, that's the worst one to have no no and you're gonna open a restaurant listen no let's see that's different we're talking about just like food versus bro quality first of all
Starting point is 00:29:50 mission they have a mozzarella cheese one with meatballs in it so you do like them i the bro i'm white trash of course i know my hot pockets the you talking about bro i didn't come out running out money hanging out my butt i did it you know what i'm saying like i had to eat some fucking hot pockets i just grew up that was uh that was like the the the bougie food for us huh yeah yeah white hot pockets two of them with some fucking chips that's some good shit dude what kind of chips whatever i got if i ain't got chips I go to crackers yeah crackers you always eat yeah I'm the singer oh yeah all right I don't die. What? No, I'm good, man. I'm not trying to. I'm getting hot over here.
Starting point is 00:30:46 I was warm and fuzzy from the comment section. It got me all heated up. Guys, let's keep this cruise moving. We got headline number two. Let's dive into it. More ass kicking. Headline number two reads, election night live wire. Trump looks for blowout against Haley in her home state of South Carolina.
Starting point is 00:31:05 This was brutal. Yeah, Carolina. This was brutal. Yeah, well. This was brutal. And I love how the left side is covering this. It's actually pretty interesting. This headline from Politico reads, Trump scores easy knockout of Nikki Haley in South Carolina. Former president's win, which was so decisive that the AP projected him the victor solely based on a voter survey.
Starting point is 00:31:29 Came in the home state of his only major Republican rival, Nikki Haley. So here's the ending poll. Any results? Trump at 59.8 percent. Nikki's 39.5. This is what the map looked like. I mean, fuck, man. Yeah. Why? That's a.5. This is what the map looked like. I mean, fuck, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:47 Why? That's a whooping. Okay, so I was trying to think to myself, man, because right now she's the only fucking person in, right? Like everybody else has dropped out. I'm like, why the fuck is she still in? And then it clicked. Zero options mentality.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Nikki Haley listens to the show. She's operating in zero options mentality right now. They asked if they could come on the show. Did she really? Yeah. I swear. I swear. I swear.
Starting point is 00:32:13 I told them no. Yeah, you should. Yeah, fuck, man. This lady's fucking wild. Yeah, I'm not doing it. I actually have been asked a few times about having her on. I'm not fucking doing it. We don't have women on the show here.
Starting point is 00:32:30 No, man, like, I don't get it, though. And, like, and she's still not dropping out. Oh, man. Fuck. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But yeah, she's still not dropping out, man. I don't, like, what the fuck is, why is she not quitting?
Starting point is 00:32:52 Are you asking me? Yeah, like, what do you think? What do you think? Like, I mean, like I said, we talk about it, guys. We know that, like, you know, and this is a common practice. I'm not saying it's necessarily bad or fucked up. They do it. You know, but a lot of these candidates, they're able to make money off the campaign trail uh-huh look at all these donors could come in they're dropping you know millions of dollars millions of dollars through coming through these c-packs and packs
Starting point is 00:33:13 and all of this stuff you know when the campaign's over they're able to get a cut of that right and so like part of me is wondering like okay she's just trying to drag this out as long as she possibly can to build up a little nest egg for herself? Right? But, like, at this point, like, I mean, this is like a brutal, like she is brutally getting her ass whooped in every single fucking race. Yeah. She's horrible.
Starting point is 00:33:35 It's like, I can't, like, I mean, do you think it's something more sinister? Like, what's the deal here? I have two theories that I think are both, and I would say one of them I'm like 60% on. Like if I had to say, okay, there's a percent, I would say one's like 60% and one's like 40%. Okay. So my 60% theory, I was talking to AJ Anomaly who's on the show. Yeah, Dreamer. Yeah, and I fucking love aj like dude
Starting point is 00:34:06 you know he ain't everybody's cup of tea because he fucking tells the truth and he says what he thinks no matter if you agree with it or not and i respect people like that i like that because like we'll have good conversations and we'll disagree on things but it's not like hateful it's just like yeah i see it like this i like people like that i think that's what america's about what we need so when i try to figure things out and I think he's a very smart guy. And so we usually, you know, at nighttime, we'll send some voice messages back and forth when shit's a little confusing. And we were talking about this the other night.
Starting point is 00:34:35 And we basically had two theories that we came up with. One, which is my 60% theory. His two. I got to give him partial credit because we talked through this together. And actually, this was his theory. My theory was the other one. 40%? Yeah, my theory that I had would be
Starting point is 00:34:51 now after hearing his was probably the 40%. But he was like, look, if you go to Biden's ads, they're solely focused on Trump. So Biden's got full guns focused on trump and trump's got his guns focused on nikki right now and when you when you're trying to fight two battles and you only have so much money you know that gets to be a problem so the theory is they're trying to drain his money as much as possible because if we look at what's happening in these court cases and all this ridiculous shit, it's very clear they're trying to remove his financial capacity to run for president.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Because most of these big billionaire, billionaire, multi-billionaire donors are Democrats. And those people are supporting Nikki Haley, which should be a red flag to everybody. And I think it is. I mean, look at the results that are happening, right? So that's the one theory. They're trying to drain his bank for as long as possible to create a scenario where he has trouble competing at the level that he needs to for the presidency. But with that being said, I think Biden's embarrassed himself so much and they've done such a poor job i don't know that that's going to matter at all yeah so uh but i think they think it's going to matter you know because that's what they're doing and you see what biden's
Starting point is 00:36:13 doing now now he's trying to create he's trying to make changes in the in like he gave that forgave forgave student debt right he didn't forgive't forgive shit. He took fucking debt. He's taking debt that other people owe and putting it on the taxpayer's shoulders. He's not forgiving anything. He's saying, okay, you don't have to pay the debt, but your neighbor does, the person who was financially responsible,
Starting point is 00:36:38 the person who went out, got a job, handled their shit, pays their taxes. They're going to pay your debt for you for all these loser fucks, okay, that fucking aren't contributing to the world. That's fucking bullshit. Environmental disagrees. Okay, and he's trying to do this to them, and he's also trying to make changes now with his border policy
Starting point is 00:36:58 and all this shit. And so, like, that tells me that they're very unsophisticated in what and they might be right. Like because the average voter seems to be very malleable. They seem to be able to like if the media says, you know, this is a bottle of, you know, fucking moon juice, like fucking then it is right. Like you could call whatever, whatever. And they just go along with it. You could hold up a duck and say it's a a goat. And they're going to say, that's a goat. So these people believe whatever the media is saying, but that's becoming less and less and
Starting point is 00:37:32 less and less every single day, in my opinion. So from their position, I think they still believe that the media actually has the power that it once had, which I don't think that it does. I think that's a bad play on their part. And I think they're using the draining of the finances to create a strategic advantage with the media. That was what we talked about. Now, the other thing would be, and this is very dark and bad, but the other thing would be that they understand what's going to happen. They understand what the plan is because if you remember in 2020 there were all those ceos that resigned at once remember that from fortune 500 yeah and then remember also you had all these people on the news and uh these government
Starting point is 00:38:18 personalities and these media anchors very confidently and smugly saying there's no way trump's getting in again he's not doing it i i don't know how to i don't know what to tell you but it's not happening like they knew what the fuck was coming with covid and so they're doing that again now with her okay they're they're sounding very smug they're sounding very um it gives me the feeling that they know that there's something coming down the pipe and they want her to be in a position to take up the role if something were to happen to trump and something were to happen to trump could be they have another major disruptive issue planned which i believe they do you guys all know that i don't think i'm wrong on that you know
Starting point is 00:39:03 covid didn't really get cranking until the middle of march in 2020 and here we are not even into march yet and the the year has already been chaos so i believe they got they know what's coming they know there's something major coming and they know somehow it's going to affect trump's status and they need someone to be standing there to take the role if possible. And who better than somebody who is basically a Democrat that's running under a Republican label? That's what the fuck she is. And so it could be that event. It could be, you know, and it could be even darker than that.
Starting point is 00:39:37 They could know that they're going to try to fucking kill this motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? And they need someone to stand in there. Because, dude, if you think that that's off the table for these people, you're fucking, you're way wrong. They've already done it to Kennedy. All right. Tucker reported on that on Fox News about the CIA being responsible for the assassination of John F. Kennedy. And literally like a week later, they fucking fired him.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Okay. So you see some shit about he was, they tried to assassinate him. Yeah. And Russia stopped it. I saw that. I know. I fucking saw that. Okay? You see some shit about they tried to assassinate him. Yeah, and Russia stopped it. I saw that. Bro. I know. I fucking saw that. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Coming out of where, though? That's coming out of here. You know what I'm saying? Like, it was sent coming out of Ukraine. The guys that were sent in came from Ukraine. Well, he's on the death list
Starting point is 00:40:19 of Ukraine, bro. He's on a kill order. That's crazy. Crazy. That's just side track, though. But if it's coming from Ukraine order that's crazy yeah crazy so those are side yeah but if it coming from ukraine that means it's coming from here exactly all right so those are the two strategies that i think are at play right now and i don't think i'm wrong i think it could be either one of those but that's what i think when you say why is she staying in that's
Starting point is 00:40:40 why i think i think it's one of those two things she's either in on the bigger plan to disrupt and maintain the power base for these people i mean if you look at who's giving her money it's those people or you know the other situation where this is a more uh a less sinister plan that is just aimed to drain this dude financially and make it hard for him to win well which is very real, it's very real. Because, like, and here's the thing, because, like, I know a few of those guys on his team, and, you know, we talked to a few of them. I know the numbers during private security. You know, in 2020, when Trump was running, he spent an average of, like, $2.5 million
Starting point is 00:41:19 per week on those rallies, on the travel, just the pure logistics. Yeah, people don't, yeah, people don't, it's not free. The shit's not free. Yeah. And so like two and a half million, and that was just in 2024. Well, and think about- When Biden inflation, it's probably more like four now. Well, think about this too.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Trump's getting most of his donations from the average American person. Right. And they have intentionally sunk the economy to a place where people don't have any wiggle room either so that also plays every dollar means even more yes that also plays into the idea that they're trying to choke them out financially so here's a half a billion dollar fucking lawsuit fuck me yeah but i you know i i think it's 60 40 yeah you know and i'm saying that i actually don't even think it's 60 40 i think it's 50 50. yeah because i do think they're gonna do something big and i think they already know what
Starting point is 00:42:10 it is and i think nikki haley knows what it is yeah maybe we should get on the show make her sweet i don't want nothing to do with those people you know what i'm saying i don't want nothing to do with these people these people are scum like she's a warmongering fucking grifting she's a bag in the fucking yes in the wind bro yeah and she stands there and changes her name and pretends that she and then and then when it suits her now it's there's racism like she's a fucking chameleon bro and she says she's look i'm of the opinion that none of these people are the solution. That's my opinion. I'm also of the opinion because I am somewhat intelligent that when presented with a number of options that are shitty, we should pick the best one and then try to work up from there.
Starting point is 00:42:57 That's how a smart person thinks about things. You get option A, that sucks. Option B, that sucks too, but it's a little bit better than option A. I'm going to go with option B. All right. And then I'm going to try to get to a place where there's more options than that, which are a little less sucky. Now I got option A one and option B one, and they're both better than B, but they both still suck. They're not ideal. I'm still going to pick the best one. This is how successful people navigate life. They don't fucking say, I'm not going to vote because it's not what I want,
Starting point is 00:43:26 or I'm going to storm out of the store because they don't have what I want. A lot of people in America right now are literally just low IQ people when it comes to their ability to navigate decision-making processes. It's not their fault because they haven't been taught these things growing up. They've been taught things like fake know fake gender shit and like all this social initiatives instead of thinking or instead of being taught how to actually critically think their way through situations and it's not so it's it's intentional yeah and it sucks because people have a hard time understanding that but when i when i think of the solution of this country, I don't think the solution lies in a 70 plus year old male. I think the solution is in like a 50 something year
Starting point is 00:44:10 old male who's built real shit, who's actually still young enough to lead, who has credibility, who is a patriotic American, who still remembers what America is supposed to be like. And we need to get all of these old people out of our system. That's not going to happen in 2024, but that should be the goal for 2028 and beyond. The goal should be to get all of these old corrupt people who have spent their entire lives pillaging our livelihoods out of the system and then fix the system so that the people behind us don't have to have that same problem. That's i think the solution is but right now that's not the options we're presented with the option we're presented with it currently today is joe biden or donald trump and that's it and and we're seeing the culture shift because we're seeing ice cube and snoop dogg and michael
Starting point is 00:45:02 rapaport these people who fucking, by the way, they loved Donald Trump before he was president. Then he became president. They all got brainwashed and now they're saying, wait a minute, I was wrong. And I respect those guys for doing that. I think Michael Rapaport says some annoying shit. So do I. Okay. I think Snoop Dogg and Ice Cube were very, I think they care about black people a lot and i think whenever they care about black people they're going to tend to lean towards that side of whatever the story is and if you go to those guys who care about black people and you say look at this shit it's fucking racist and you only show a little bitty clip of it of course they're going
Starting point is 00:45:40 to be like well that's fucked up and so i think what's happened here is a lot of people because their own situation has become so much worse under this joe biden and this progressive shit and i think this is especially true with black culture i think people are waking up and they're taking a bigger look at the big picture you know what i'm saying they're saying wait a minute what really happened in charlottesville? Did you hear Michael Rapaport tell that fucking shit? I think it was on, was it on PBD? I think so, yeah. Yeah, it was on fucking Bette David's podcast where he went on and said, yeah, man,
Starting point is 00:46:12 I looked at the whole story and I was wrong. You know what, bro? That's American shit. And like, I don't have to agree with him on everything else. In fact, I don't agree with him on much, but that's what Americans should do. That's what real men do real men look at the situation at the whole thing and if they were wrong they say yeah i was wrong
Starting point is 00:46:31 and a lot of people are doing that right now because the pain that they are feeling in their own lives is forcing them to take a bigger look because they can't stomach voting from to get more of what they're getting right now yeah that's a fact man that's fact yeah guys jumping on this conversation down in the comments bro i think i think that fucking i think that uh dude i think by the time november comes around dude this is gonna like i think all of black america is gonna be on trump dude oh yeah yeah oh yeah because cultures that's why they're trying to like bro culture's picking it up and the ones that don't the dude and the ones that don't pick it up are getting fucking destroyed people are awake dude yeah that's real shit man guys jumping on this conversation let us know what
Starting point is 00:47:16 you guys think down in the comments with that being said let's get to our third and final headline headline number three uh this is what i uh foreshadowed earlier uh culture's changing and we're seeing some good shit happen um so i would love to get your take on this third and final headline headline number three reads ufc fan knocked out in massive brawl i saw this city event i saw this was great it's fucking amazing now i'm not like let's be we're not talking there was actually one guy knocked out two people. Mm-hmm. Okay? So let's give him some credit. Yeah, I mean, listen.
Starting point is 00:47:48 But I think there's a deeper principle here. So let's dive into this. So this is a Fox News article reading, UFC fight night in Mexico City produced more than just knockouts inside the octagon on Saturday night. The video captured a massive brawl in the stands where one UFC fan was knocked out cold during the fight with fellow spectators. It's unknown what started the fight, probably over some cervezas,
Starting point is 00:48:14 but everyone in Arena CDMX was locked in as several fans started throwing punches. One of the fighters in the stands... Dude, you get a whole bunch of dudes, give them a whole bunch of beers, and I think they're not, watch people punch each other. They're going to fucking fight. Yeah, they're going to fight.
Starting point is 00:48:32 It says, one of the fighters in the stands had his guard down as the fight seemed to be winding down, but his opponent tossed a left hook that landed square on his cheek, sending him flying to the ground. Hey, whoever wrote this article has never been in a fight. Listen, there ain't no end. You keep your head on the swivel, bro, until they're 50 yards away, and then you're still
Starting point is 00:48:52 looking to see if they got guns. Like, am I about to get shot? The fan eventually stood up again, but was wobbling as the fight began. He got rocked. You saw this, right? We got the video right here. Here's a clip. This guy in the black shirt. Right here.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Sit down, bitch. What's up, bro? Bro, you know what the best part is though? Check this out. Look what's happening right now. Look what's happening right now. It's over. It's done.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Everybody's saying... See that? Everybody's over. It's done. Everybody's saying. See that? Everybody's saying, all right, we're all good. You guys good? We're good. It's over. That's fucking man shit, in my opinion, dude. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:36 That's what we're missing in the world. Because these young pussies, they'll go get a gun or get a knife and go fuck with you. Bro, you got your ass beat. Yeah, it is what it is, bro. It happens. It's done. Yeah. It's done done that dude got rocked though fucking rock if you watch that video that same guy in a black shirt rocked a dude right before that he got both of them out yeah sign that motherfucker dana yeah oh shit uh it says during the fight there's no sign of security trying to step in and stop the brawl uf President Dana White commented on that aspect of the situation.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Here's his response. He says, quote, the crazy thing about that fight is when that fight broke out, it felt like it kept going forever, White said after the event. Quote, I ran over there and I was watching it. Nobody stopped it. I was waiting for security to come in. I just let them go until it was over. It's one of the craziest things I've ever seen. The article continues, saying White doesn't feel it's a bad look on his brain that the fight went into its conclusion.
Starting point is 00:50:35 Quote, I don't think it's a bad look for the UFC. It happened, and that was the end of it. I think that everybody else saw that shit. Nobody else wanted to try that again. No security. The fight just went on until the fight was over. I've never seen any shit like that in my life. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:50:57 And for the event itself, Mexicans Brandon Moreno and Yair Rodriguez were a part of the co-main event that White put together. Rodriguez wasn't able to win his match against Brian Ortega, but who made him submit in the third round. Rodriguez had previously won against Ortega via technical knockout, but Ortega got his revenge in this time around. Yeah. I mean, listen, it needs to happen. Let it fucking happen. I thought it was great.
Starting point is 00:51:17 Let it happen. I thought the best part was is that when it was over, it was over. Yeah. Like there was no more retaliation. Nobody went to jail. Nobody got arrested. Like, fuck, dude. And I guarantee you, bro, if there was a camera watching the fucking 10 minutes after that there would have been fucking beers i guarantee it guarantee i guarantee it i guarantee you those guys all end up drinking beers together 100 man it makes me makes me hopeful for the for the
Starting point is 00:51:39 culture dude that's what i'm saying like i feel like we need to see this and like i saw a few articles trying to like you know talk shit on like And, like, I saw a few articles trying to, like, you know, talk shit on. Like, oh, that's insane. They always try to do that to Dana White. They always, though, right? But it's just like, listen, this is so important for society to not only see, but understand, okay, yeah, there's, like, it needs to happen. There's no consequences here. If you don't like what somebody says, do something about it.
Starting point is 00:52:01 And if you can't do nothing about it, shut the fuck up. Yeah. That's just how it needs to be. Hey, bro, it's all these woke little pussies that cause this problem in the world anyway it's all these fucking people who cannot fucking take any kind of physicality at all
Starting point is 00:52:15 who are like this is why you get people with little cameras sticking it in people's faces and shit you know but it's always these same people dude it's always these same little fucking soy boy, weak, like, you know, the wrong sperm won the race, you know, type dudes. For real, bro.
Starting point is 00:52:36 It's like they look like they're barely able to be born. Like, they're sickly looking. You know, they're probably all vegan. Protein deficient. Huh? Yeah, like, they're just all vegan protein deficient huh yeah like they're just fucking pussies bro and you don't see that's who causes the shit in society like oh what are you gonna do punch me in the face yes yeah yeah that's what i'm gonna do bro according to fox news i'm
Starting point is 00:52:55 gonna punch you in the cheek yeah yeah yeah no shit yeah it's gonna fucking hurt hey i like that though what i like what they did no i thought it was great i thought listen i'd love to see more of it, man. If you can't defend yourself, bro, that's a fundamental thing. Bro, you start punching people in the face that come up and fucking shove a camera in your face like these guys all like to do,
Starting point is 00:53:16 they'll stop doing it. That's real shit. Less people putting cameras in faces. Yeah. Night night. Yeah, right. They take their take the phone delete the shit walk the fuck off never even happened yeah yeah fuck that's how i felt getting my fucking teeth pulled man what like i was fucking awake and then yeah i've never been knocked out before it was like the closest thing me neither i've got my ass beat real bad i've never been knocked out and i've
Starting point is 00:53:44 got i've got my ass beat a lot that've never been knocked out and i've got i've got my ass beat a lot that's why i'm not afraid to get a beat that's why i also know i ain't that tough you know i'm saying like fuck bro there's a i've been i got my ass beat by some motherfuckers that i didn't think were gonna beat my ass you know what it did it taught me to keep my mouth shut unless that's absolutely necessary you know fuck everybody needs to learn that you gotta learn where the line is. Have some respect. It's important. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:06 It is fucking important. Guys, tell us what you guys think on this topic. Let us know down in the comments. Do you approve of this? Fisticuffs. For everyone. Huh? 2028.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Huh? That's my... Fisticuffs. What's that? That's a saying. Is that another Ghostbusters? Nah, man. That's just a saying.
Starting point is 00:54:24 They probably don't say it in the black neighborhoods. No, I've never heard of it. Because they shoot people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But out here in the white areas, we say fisticuffs. Yeah, we just say get the glicky. I was going to say, they should grab you a clap.
Starting point is 00:54:35 I ain't never heard of fisticuffs. Oh, fuck, man. Getting culturally enlightened over here. That's right. I appreciate it, Andy. That's right. Hey, you got to help me. I got to help you.
Starting point is 00:54:46 That's how we make it through this world. Andy and DJ fighting. Dude, remember when we were down in the fucking, in your neighborhood and nobody, I waved at a couple of dudes. Nobody waved back? Bro, no, we were fucking down there. We were driving pickup truck.
Starting point is 00:55:02 That ain't a fucking pickup truck. We were in the, we were in the. We were in the 450 and fucking... Bro, these dudes were all staring at me. Like fucking staring at me, dude. He does like the typical... I fucking wave at him and then I just kept staring at me and DJ goes, hey man, they ain't gonna wave back. They ain't gonna wave back.
Starting point is 00:55:20 Make a ride out the parking lot. I didn't wave anymore. It started to make me feel silly. I just stopped. I started giving them me feel silly. I just stopped. I started giving him hard looks back. Hey, bro, what the? Hey. Who's that nigga on the neck?
Starting point is 00:55:31 Listen, motherfucker. I'm a quick learner. All right? I just started staring back at him. Yeah, right. All right. Oh, he cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:39 All right. I'm just laughing at the fucking... I'm laughing at when we went down there, bro. Like, listen, I learned quick. All right, we ain't waving. Fuck you then, bro. No, you were 100% the cops. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:56 They thought we were fucking lethal weapon down there, bro. They thought I was fucking... They thought I was Mel Gibson and you were Danny Glover. They thought I was Django. They didn't know what was happening. They had no idea. They only knew how right they were. Nah, bro.
Starting point is 00:56:10 In the original Lethal Weapon. Never seen it. Well, you should watch it because it's good. But in the original Lethal Weapon, fucking, what's his face? Mel Gibson drives a dually. And they go around and bust all these dudes. Samuel L. Jackson? No.
Starting point is 00:56:24 Danny Glover, bro. Lethal Weapon. It's awesome. Samuel L. Jackson? No, Danny Glover, bro. Lethal Weapon. It's awesome. Samuel L. Jackson, Danny Glover are different guys. Oh, they do look alike. They do not look alike, bro. That's the white side talking. They always play like the same character though, bro.
Starting point is 00:56:41 They play the same character though. I don't know, man. All I know is this. You got to watch the movie. It's great. There's this part in the movie where they hook the same character though i don't know man all i know is this you gotta watch the movie it's great there's this part in the movie where they hook the dually up to this truck to the house and pull the house off the foundation it's fucking awesome i'll give it a try it's a good one bro old movies are way better man because they actually like had to film them like now everything's cgi fucking like it's fake dude if you want to see a great movie go watch like all the old indiana jones movies like indiana jones temple of doom uh raiders of the lost ark fucking
Starting point is 00:57:12 what's that one uh the one where they fight the nazis the uh last crusade bro these are great movies and they shot them with cameras like dude how do you feel as a videographer? You like those movies? The movies they actually shoot versus the new shit? Yeah, I'm a big fan of the practical stuff. It looks way different when you watch it, too. Yeah, I've never been a fan of the CGI stuff. I'll watch it here and there for popcorn, just whatever.
Starting point is 00:57:41 But I prefer the good shit. Real movies. You like the POV style that's right all right let's move on i love keith man i love i like you guys let's get to our final segment as always we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck that's where we bring a headline in we talk about it it'll get one of those two options hey when are we doing this fight between you and syed this boxing match what are we doing it's funny you say that because um i got some india shit here all right cool let's go let's get it we're gonna talk shit about them yeah um a thumbs up for dumb as fuck hell i reads private lunar lander sends back first pics from its moon landing.
Starting point is 00:58:29 Somebody else is on the moon. So a privately built spacecraft on the moon. That's still the funniest moment ever. Oh, it's great. I got the video. Hold on. You got the video of our clips? Oh, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:58:45 The funniest moment ever of Real AF is right here The 7-Eleven Plug this shit in And let people see it Before we even get into this shit Put him on the mic You gotta verify this Because You're our official contact
Starting point is 00:58:54 To India Okay Alright I might not be well informed But I will do my best That's okay You know more than us Alright
Starting point is 00:59:00 So let's show them the video Have you seen this? Yes Okay You've seen it? Mm-hmm. Is it real? Is that real? You can see it on the screen. There's something module. People are applauding. And everybody's clapping. Let us all wait to hear from the Secretary, Department of Space, and Chairman Israel. I'm not sure. Sri S. Somnath.
Starting point is 00:59:30 I'm not sure. The image that's getting circulated everywhere on social media, that's definitely AI generated. Yeah. For sure. 100%. So here's my second question. What's the first business you think they'll open up? Say it.
Starting point is 00:59:49 Definitely a 7-Eleven. Yes! All right. So a privately built spacecraft on the moon has beamed back new photos from the lunar surface, showing the vehicle's much-celebrated descent in the moments immediately after touchdown when it tipped over on its side. The Odysseus lander, built by Houston-based Intuitive Machines, landed on the moon on February 22nd, making history as the first commercial craft to reach the lunar surface and the first U.S. spacecraft on the moon in more than 50 years. The following day, intuitive machines said Odysseus had pitched over
Starting point is 01:00:32 when it touched down near a crater called Malapert A, close to the moon's south pole. Company officials said the 14-foot-tall lander was operational, but that some of the spacecraft's antennas were pointing at the ground, limiting its ability to communicate with flight controllers back on Earth. In an update Monday, Intuitive Machines said it continues to be in contact with the spacecraft, adding that flight controllers, quote, intend to collect data until the lander's solar panels are no longer exposed to light.
Starting point is 01:01:03 Company's officials said that based on the positions of the Earth and the moon, they expect to be able to communicate with Odysseus until Tuesday morning. The lander was initially expected to spend about a week collecting data on the moon before lunar night set in and the probes lose power. So here's the picture that they sent back. Come the fuck on bro listen this is what this is what they say this is such bullshit okay point being that's why like dude listen they're fucking like why what's what would what would be the point to continue to do the shit like this? Because, in my opinion, they're trying to convince people that they have already done this. Go back to this.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Do you really believe that India and America is sending these fucking... They look like they're made out of aluminum foil. Like, we got a bunch of Reynolds foil and crumpled it up into, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, and this thing went through space. Just as much as, you know. Through all the space weather. Space weather. Yeah, it navigated the space weather with its space sails.
Starting point is 01:02:16 Captain Jack Sparrow piloted the craft onto the lunar surface. Yeah, it's like it reminded me of India's landing on the moon. Yeah, they stopped by and got a space slurpee on the way Yeah, I'm gonna watch this clip What descent? Which is going to be the vertical descent face or the local navigation face Gee ha we ask you this. Stop. Who's shooting that?
Starting point is 01:02:50 Who's shooting that? Those guys just closed their 1,000 fucking sales. Bro, who's shooting the pictures? I don't believe any of these fucking liars. Why are they lying? Because they want us... I don't know. Now, listen, this is my theory. They don't want us to discover the firmament.
Starting point is 01:03:19 Listen. That's what it is. Real shit, though? Listen, there's either something really, really fucking bad on the on the moon or there's fucking nothing or it's made up it's like one or the other you know what i'm saying or we're living in a simulation if hold on if we go back to my childhood and assume that they have the technology that they had now the entire time, how hard would it be for them to effectively create the reality that they created to appear as if it's changed and evolved into what it is now? Do you even understand what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:04:00 I don't think I'm high enough. Hold on. I feel like I... Hold on. Yeah. I was born in 44 fucking years ago okay they have the same technology 44 years ago that i have now that we have now and they were able to create this simulation this entire time to make it feel like
Starting point is 01:04:19 i was actually growing up in the real world very similar to what they do in the matrix listen man i don't know well i'm gonna tell you this real shit everything i've ever focused on my thoughts and my whole entire life has happened in reality like it's almost bizarre it's almost like like dude you've seen it i've seen it happen in person i have seen like what do you think i just have some special skill that no one has? I think we all have it. Yeah. They just don't tell us that we have it. And, like, dude, we...
Starting point is 01:04:50 I don't know. There's stuff we don't know. I'm just going to say that. So, when you become president... Here's what I do know. ...you declassify on all of this? Here's what I do know. These motherfuckers didn't go shit to the fucking moon.
Starting point is 01:05:01 I know that. So, when you become president, you declasson all of this? I don't, I mean, dude, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know, man. I just don't, I think we are so far off base with what we actually know and what we're at and what we're told by these people. And if you think about the way they behave the last few years, they do everything they can to control us in every single way possible. And how long do we, how, how,
Starting point is 01:05:33 how do we know they haven't been doing this the whole time? How do we know they haven't been doing this for a hundred years or 200 years? How do we know? Yeah, we don't like, it's just weird shit to think about. We don't know.
Starting point is 01:05:44 You know what I'm saying weird shit to think about. We don't know. You know what I'm saying? Scary to think about. I don't know, man. So what's this getting? This is bullshit. I don't believe this for a fucking second. I don't believe this for a second. Go back to the India thing.
Starting point is 01:06:02 Play the clip. All right, stop it right there there's not a single person listening to this show that can look at that and say that looks real that doesn't even look as good as a fucking regular video game that is on the that is available right even even the picture of like the live feed from the camera and hold on what do they do did they send another pod satellite or camera satellite or something to shoot that image or i don't know if that's obvious it's like cgi shit is yeah but i mean they're they're portraying it as real shit i mean because like even this is apparently the picture or is that a c is that a cgi simulation that they're portraying reality as real shit i mean because like even this is apparently the picture or is that a
Starting point is 01:06:45 c is that a cgi simulation that they're portraying reality with i think that's what they're trying to do yeah i think that's what they're trying but like so they're not passing that off as real no but like they're passing that off as real that's not real either that's not real either yeah i don't know man and they look they look pretty fucking happy doing it. Well, they hit their quota Does that not look like a fucking call center Is that racist Is it not true? Does that look like call center to you? Does anybody in here disagree that look like a call center to you? That does look like a call center. Does anybody in here disagree that looks like a call center?
Starting point is 01:07:27 Does anybody on the internet disagree that looks like... That's a fucking call center. And they ain't calling space, man. Calling to about your NASA warranty? It might be too close for a call center. Nah, bro. That's a call center. Packed.
Starting point is 01:07:46 Packed. All right. And those PCs are like from fucking like 2000, bro. Who fucking knows? You ain't getting a space on that shit. Ain't no way. It does look pretty old. Bro, look at the screen.
Starting point is 01:07:58 Look at the mouse. Joe, what year is that keyboard from? That's a 97. That does look like a 97 keyboard. The mouse does too. When was the last time you saw a wired mouse? Bro, look, this is where the mouse looks like.
Starting point is 01:08:14 This is like 224 mouse right here. That's mice. That's 224 mice. This is what... You can get to space on this motherfucker. Yeah, that's right. You're getting to space on this motherfucker yeah that's right like there's you getting to space
Starting point is 01:08:26 on this motherfucker probably with nothing else to the fucking moon fucking you pay like 10 grand for that thing you know that yeah that's mice
Starting point is 01:08:35 that's not mouse that fucking thing how much was that thing for real was that a thousand was that was that over or under a thousand dollars
Starting point is 01:08:43 a hundred a hundred dollars that's a hundred dollars that's it Was that over or under $1,000? A hundred? That's $100. That's it. That seems like a good deal. It's not bad. Well, then if that's a hundred, those are free. Well, they're making that shit themselves, bro. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:09:02 All right. Well, that's dumb as fuck. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. Well yeah well guys so is anyone that believes that we went to the moon and if it makes you mad i don't give a shit fight go do your research yeah we flew a fuck bro and the other side of the moon landing makes way more sense it just does what do you mean meaning that we were in a Cold War for the morale of a nation Yeah And we were in a race with the Soviet Union and whoever got there first was going to be seen globally as the leader of
Starting point is 01:09:35 Technology right it makes way more sense that these guys said fuck I don't think we can let's just fucking fake it and did it did it. Yeah. Do you think the other people were actually trying though? Yeah, I think they were. But I think it's an impossible thing to do. And if you actually look into it, there's like an asteroid belt that is you have to navigate through all kinds of different shit, dude. It's very
Starting point is 01:09:57 it's not just go there. So from what I've seen, and look man, you know, I people people every time i say people are like bro you're insane but doesn't it make sense doesn't it make sense that we're in a we're in a war for positioning global positioning of dominance and technology and authority and superpower status for us to say fuck it we're gonna go out on the fucking back lot and we're gonna film some shit and tell every motherfucker it's the moon landing
Starting point is 01:10:29 what i mean why the fuck would they not do that look what they did during covid look at the amount of data they lied about during covid look at all the deaths that they said were from covid when in reality they were just pcr tests that were cycled up to the point where they showed a positive how many vaccines got ruled out dude this is what i'm saying like these people are willing to lie for anything and so i think it's a lie that's my opinion all right well guys andy that's all i got yeah don't be a hoe Went from sleeping on the floor Now my jewelry box froze Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove Counted millions in the cold Bad bitch, booted swole
Starting point is 01:11:08 Got her on bankroll Can't fold, that's a no Headshot, case closed

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