REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 664. Andy & DJ CTI: 2024 State Of The Union, Mike Tyson Vs. Jake Paul & Grok Summarizing US Laws
Episode Date: March 8, 2024In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss President Biden's upcoming 2024 State of the Union address, boxing legend Mike Tyson scheduled to fight Jake Paul in July, and Grok's upcoming advancement being a...ble to summarize US laws before they are passed.
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all right what's up man what's going on nothing what's up with you it's weird man i keep like
biting down on my damn stitches in my mouth you still got them in there they're still in there
bro i thought do they dissolve or do they got to take them out?
Can you see them?
No, I can't see that far, man.
I'm fucking 42 old, bro.
I can't fucking see all the way over there.
You said it, bro.
Hey, I'm just being real.
Yeah, but I don't know what the fuck is going on, man.
They're still there.
Can you see the inside of my mouth from there?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
No, bro, I got 20-20 vision.
I have fucking surgical LASIK. I don't bro i got 20 20 vision i have fucking surgical lasik
i don't give a fuck how 20 20 your vision i can i can see the inside of your throat
that sounded gay let's move on from that yeah man i'm dealing with that it's fucking annoying
though um yeah everything's good man what's what's going on with you i don't know i feel a little uncomfortable over here yeah why because you want to see the
inside of my throat i didn't want to yeah you asked me i just gave you what you asked for
anything else i can do for you shut the fuck up you can start there
all right man let's get into it yeah what we got going on today let's get into it. Yeah, what we got going on today? Let's get into the real news.
I wanted to pull up something first.
Stop talking about Andy's throat.
Yeah, throat goat.
I got, hey, I got throat coat.
I know.
I got my throat coat right here too, bro.
No, man, worth bringing up something.
This is a lot of people crying right now.
Oh, really?
Yeah, apparently.
Yeah, this is a big deal.
And it's coming from a very interesting demographic.
There's the young people and then anybody apparently over the age of 65.
And the younger crying and the older crying.
About the same thing.
Okay.
What's that?
TikTok.
Oh.
Yeah.
So Congress explores new bill to force a sale or ban of TikTok in America.
And their users are crying about it.
Not just crying, they're getting pretty pissed.
A new bill that could ban TikTok from all U.S. phones and tablets is set for a vote by a key House committee on Thursday,
reflecting renewed bipartisan efforts to respond to national security concerns linked to the popular app. The draft legislation would prohibit TikTok from U.S. app stores
unless the social media platform used by roughly 170 million Americans
is quickly spun off from its China-linked parent company ByteDance.
The House Energy and Commerce Committee is reviewing the bill.
So basically once that goes in, they got 165 days.
It's about five months or so
to sell it or it's going to be closed down.
That's essentially the ultimatum that they're giving them.
Now, like I said, there's a lot of people that are getting pretty pissed about this.
I think they sent out an alert or something yesterday.
I heard about that.
Yeah, so they're sending out alerts, push notifications as soon as you open up the app um that is uh that's telling you to contact your local congressman
um they don't do shit well yeah what's that gonna do well apparently like some congressmen
have been talking about it because their phones are off the hook oh really yeah that's what they're
saying notice how they didn't uh make them contact their congressmen when they were shutting the
entire country down because of bullshit bullshit yeah right right right um let's not shut the country down let's not let's not
contact our congressmen because we're feeding our kids hormones and cutting off their dicks
right let's not let's contact them because they're about to lead our ability to propagate that
well i think that's honest i think that's what's at the heart of it right because you look at all
the other social media companies and you peel back that curtain of how our federal government had access to make calls when it came to censorship and those certain conversations.
And TikTok was kind of unaffected by that.
Right?
And so I think that's what a lot of this is.
This is more of like, hey, if we can't control you just you just won't be able to to be easy you
won't be able to exist i think that's what that is um but yeah i mean so they were getting these
pop-ups and um you got a couple of congress people talking about it so this is like one example you
would log in and it would give you a push notification not just saying contact your
congressman but which one and it gives you the direct number like you push a button and it says
call now so
That's kind of like I mean do this pretty amazing now I think that's more likely to get them banned than anything you think so we're being honest
Why is that well because dude these people they're gonna get pissed the congress people look man
when someone really needs you and you're working on shit that is like
Something not that and they continue to hit you up over and over and over again
Do you get more likely to help them or less likely? Oh, that's likely. Yeah, these are people today that is like something not that. And they continue to hit you up over and over and over again.
Do you get more likely to help them or less likely?
Oh, less likely.
Yeah, these are people too.
I see that.
Yeah, one of the congressmen said, the congresswoman,
that one house GOP staffer tells me, quote,
it's so bad our phones have not stopped ringing.
There are teenagers and old people saying
they spend their whole day on the app
and we can't take it away.
That's why they should take it away.
I mean, it's probably necessary.
So in a statement, TikTok responded, says,
Our statement on the latest TikTok legislation.
This bill is an outright ban of TikTok, no matter how much the authors try to disguise it.
This legislation will trample the First Amendment rights of 170 million Americans and deprive
5 million small businesses of a platform that they continue to say they should be pushed
into silence.
So, Andy, what do we got on this?
I say good riddance.
I think all social media should be banned.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
It's like, why not the other ones?
Well, because those ones are connected to the federal government.
The federal government tells them and dictates them exactly what to allow and what not to allow.
And TikTok doesn't allow them to do that because TikTok is owned by an international company.
They have to be based in China.
Right.
So, I mean, look, I've been very vocal about this, you know, and I don't think if you don't have,
if you haven't lived pre social media and post post-social media as a full-grown adult,
your opinion on this is invalid.
But I can tell you from my experience,
and I think anybody who lived pre- and post-social media
will tell you that social media has been a net negative
for society as a whole.
And as much as the opportunities that it's created
and the successes that it's created, even for myself, I would trade it all if we could go back to having real life all the time.
Seriously.
So I think it's ruined culture.
It's ruined family values.
It's made people's attention span go to nothing.
It's propagated cancel culture.
It's brought bullying to the forefront of people's faces.
I mean, when you think about like the kids who have to deal with this shit, you know,
growing up is pretty hard anyway.
And now they got to read on the internet, all their classmates making fun of them or
talking shit.
You know, it's just just not it's not cool in the beginning
it was cool like when people actually shared their lives but let's be real dude social media has
become just one giant commercial you know what i mean and uh well we're not even connected no more
let's be real you know i'm like i see those like pictures and videos or like you know you look at
like the new year's eve uh ball drop right and you look in the crowd and all you see is fucking phones in people's faces yeah you know
i'm saying it's like nobody's even experiencing the real fucking thing you know that's that's
real shit yeah so like in my opinion you know i think social media in general and i think all
platforms i don't think just instagram uh but i think they've all had a detrimental effect on culture and society.
And that's my opinion.
And a lot of people will attack me when I say that because they'll say, well, you own company.
Yeah, no shit.
That's the environment, bro.
I'm an entrepreneur.
I'm going to work in the environment.
The soil that I'm given, I'm going to work.
However, I can work the soil without social media because I actually grew businesses before social media.
So comfortable with that, too.
I just think it's better for people.
I think people are, you know, more human and more real and more like better without it.
And I think it just brings so much. Now I think there's good things too. I
think it brings a lot of opportunity. I think there is a great entertainment aspect. There's
lots of things that I like to watch and look at. I'm not saying it's all bad, but I'm saying when
we say like, I tend to look at things as net negative or net positive, right? Like I look
at people that way, you know, there's a lot of people that, you know, I agree with everything they say i don't i don't you know and that's something that social media
has brought to to the forefront of culture uh you have to agree with it everything that everybody
says all the time otherwise you're a fake or you're a fraud or you're wishy-washy or you're
not loyal and that's just not reality like i can be friends with someone i can vote for someone
i can be around someone that i don't necessarily agree with everything they say.
I don't agree with everything they do.
But I look at them and the people I surround myself with will be a net positive.
And if they're a net negative, I won't surround myself with them.
And that's how I look at everything.
I look at everything.
Is it a net positive or net negative and when i'm being honest about social media and technology and we think about what it's done to culture and how it's handicapped people
from literally connecting and being capable and being able to do things and uh
be intelligent it's a net negative man you know that's my opinion yeah that's real shit man guys
tell us what you guys think down in the comments.
And that means, like, dude, if I were,
if they were to shut the internet off and I were to disappear,
that's okay with me.
That's the thing, man.
Like, I mean, they've been trying it, right?
We had the internet blackout.
We just had a social media blackout a few days ago.
I was cool.
Like, I was all right.
When the cell phones went, dude,
I think this extends into cell phones, too
You know, it's not just social media. It's cell phones as well, you know
The way business is right now like when I talk to my dad about business
Or guys that are older than me about business
You know, they can't fully comprehend what it's like now to do a business because back in their day you know when when they got done with work bro they they locked the door they went home
man i don't worry about no calls that's not how it works anymore it's nothing like that and we as
human beings are not designed to be bombarded with stimuli 24 hours a day like that. Like if you're an entrepreneur now, because the competitive
landscape has gotten so competitive, if you're not putting in that kind of work, you're going to,
you're going to lose man, you know? And so like, dude, I don't know that that's good for people.
Like it would be a lot better if we went back to the way it used to be where businesses were open from seven to, you know,
five 30 or six or whatever, or maybe you had a night shift or whatever you did.
But it didn't, you know, consume people's entire existence. And unfortunately that's what it takes
to build things that are relevant now. And, and, you know, it takes away from other things because
we only have so much time, so much energy and so much ability to live our life when we're consumed with this whole other world.
And when we think about the purpose of social media, it's designed that way.
You know, it's designed for us to be sucked in, become addicted and.
And force other companies to fight for the attention.
Yeah, it's you know, and I think, I don't know.
I think it's bad.
I don't think it's good.
And yeah, you know, you, well, then every time I say this, I get these fucking idiots that say shit like, well, then lead the way and leave social media and blah, blah, blah.
Well, hey, guess what?
Dumb fuck.
I'm trying to win the environment that I'm presented with.
I can't control the environment.
Yeah, that's not something you could be an innovator let me let me fucking quit and let these you know 500 people
that i employ here in this building and thousands that i employ outside the building starve yeah
good idea yeah i know like it's just no the environment's just not ready for that yet it's
not there yet you know um i think social media real talk eventually will be looked at as cigarettes
were looked at after people found out that they made you sick i think people are going to start
looking at it like you you you still use social media you fucking i think eventually it will get
to that point culture will get to that point um i read a stat i don't know if it was true or not
that instagram was the most deleted app last year.
And if they delete TikTok, that's going to change because I believe that the traffic will flow right back over to Instagram.
Or, you know, it could be a new platform, too, but I doubt that.
Yeah.
Interesting, man.
Guys, let us know.
Well, you ready to do some cruising?
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's get into it.
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That being said, headline number one.
It's a big day today.
Got the SO2.
The what?
State of the Union.
Oh.
Biden's going to fuck it up.
Let's dive into this.
You got President Biden's 2024 State of the Union address.
Now, this is is i remember watching
these as a little kid man these are always like that big deal you know you're watching the world
you know the world's leader country's leader you know strong up there speaking and um this would
be this would be interesting because they're already not off to a good start uh so let's
dive into this a little bit uh you got uh og press poo-poo pants did you see that their initial uh post that they
put out on twitter under the official president biden account gave the wrong date no no i didn't
this was the original post tune in at 9 p.m eastern time tomorrow evening for my plan on
how we get it done live febru February 7th, State of the Union
2023. Yeah, they don't want
people watching it. They quickly deleted it.
They reposted it with this.
I'm headed to the Capitol tonight to deliver my State
of the Union address. Join us at 9pm
Eastern Time to hear how far we've come
in building the economy from the middle out
and the bottom up and the work
we have left to lower cost
and protect our freedoms against MAGA attacks. Yeah, that's a total lie. Is it though? Remember
like, I mean, oh, he's doing exactly what he's supposed to be doing. No, no, no. But I'm saying
the, you know, we're building the economy from the middle out and the bottom up. Do you think
that people that are in the middle class and in the uh underneath the middle class because i'm
not going to say lower class but people who are below that class financially do you think that
they do you think that they're going to believe someone whenever they know what their finances
are every single week and then they know that they're not going as far as they were like what
do you like what do these people think like do you think you're gonna convince people and gaslight people into believing that that's the truth when
they clearly are having a harder time you know like i saw a headline that they put out uh i don't
know it wasn't the atlantic i don't think but it was maybe it was the atlantic i can't remember i
could be wrong on this but the headline said inflation is your fault oh yeah the article was about yes oh man
like bro the remember how whenever they started saying inflation was made up not real and then
there was inflation was transitory then it was you know you're imagining it you know like now
it's your fault yeah yeah dude and these people. And these people, you know, these are shit bags.
I mean, that's the thing.
You guys have to understand these people are pieces of shit.
Yeah.
He posted this picture.
This is apparently him.
He said prepping for tonight.
And the only thing I could notice was how big that font was.
I know you got LASIK and stuff.
You might not be able to see it.
No, I can see that.
Good evening, my fellow Americans.
Mr. Speaker, Madam Vice President, president members of congress and the cabinet military leaders distinguished guests how about um
why don't you just stay home man you know i'm saying like you're not our fellow american no
you're you're the anti-amer. That's real. And yeah,
so he got pushed on these note cards
and shit that he's been prepping with. Did you see the
KGB respond to him?
Uh-uh. Yeah, I got the clip. Here's the clip.
Oh, man.
The president, I noticed, had note cards
at the border when he was doing his briefing there.
He also had note cards
last Friday with the Italian prime minister.
Why does the president rely so heavily on note cards?
MS. You're upset because the President has note cards? You're asking me a question
about the President having note cards?
MR. Yes.
I'm asking why does he rely so heavily?
MS. The President has had a – probably one of the most successful first three years
of an administration than any modern-day President. He's done more in the first three
years than most Presidents who had two terms.
You're asking me about note cards? I don't think that's, I don't think, I don't, wait, I'm, I'm not speaking to you right now, James. I'm talking to, I'm talking to your friend over here,
Ed. So thank you so much, but thank you so much for interjecting. Go ahead, Ed.
I was just asking why, why he relies so heavily on note cards.
I think what's important here and what the American people care about is how this president
is delivering for, for them. And that's what he's doing.
And that's what's the most important thing here.
How do these people come up there?
Like, look at her face.
Look at that smug-ass shit.
These people think they're better than everybody.
They think we are fucking stupid.
Look at her face, dude.
Look at her fucking face.
Yeah.
KGB.
Good old KGB.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, she's a piece of shit.
She is.
Now, here's the good news, guys.
You know, if you guys have been affected by Bidenflation, there's a chance you guys can make some money tonight because apparently there is during the Biden State of the Union
Americans can place prop bets
on gaffes, mix-ups, and even
a brain freeze. So this is a
legit thing. So BetOnline
has created a plethora
of money-making opportunities around
Thursday's important speech as the 81-year-old
president hopes to quell national
concerns about his cognitive abilities
and mental fitness. So you go there and you can actually put bets in on how bad he's going to fuck this up and
you can make some money off of your, off of the effects of his, his doings.
I thought that was interesting.
Now, most mentions.
Okay.
What's he going to have here?
What's he going to mention the most?
Democracy, MAGA, Putin, or January 6th?
Yeah. You got, you got maga and j6 at 400 putin's at 500 i mean 500 plus i think mag is gonna win that mag is gonna win yeah yeah i say he's probably
gonna say it like a fucking conservatively i'm gonna say a thousand on the top one it says what is going to get the most mentions the border security ukraine or guns i'm gonna say guns
we'll say guns i'm he's gonna go up there he's gonna talk about how good the economy is and
nobody's gonna believe it he's gonna talk about how maga is the problem and then he's gonna talk
about how we need to get rid of guns because of the mass shootings how many brain farts are we betting i don't know do you think do you think
that he i'm sure quite a few i don't think it's going to be zero i mean look we got to be we got
to be fair too like let's be real you know if you watch fox news all they show is him looking like
really bad and if you watch him speak other times
i mean he can put a few sentences together a few of them yeah i mean look the guy's not as bad as
the right makes him out to be in terms of how bad he fucks up they just show his fuck-ups
exclusively right so right let you know same tactic scene and yeah but he's pretty bad yeah i mean i'm not saying
he's good um but yeah i'm going with guns and maga that's what i think yeah we need to check
back and see yeah see what the hell see what it comes out of you know what's interesting though
is is i think these people are such i think they're i think they're very much so misreading the tip
yeah very much i i think well are they though because here's my thing are they because uh
you know last night they built a a security fence around the entire capital yeah i saw that
isn't that kind of weird yeah right like they built an entire construct like constructed an
entire wall that's surrounding the entire u. Right? Like they built an entire, like constructed an entire wall that surrounded the entire
U.S. Capitol building.
It's like fucking 10 feet tall.
I think that's interesting.
Yeah.
So are they out of touch with the tip or are they just pretending to be out of touch with
the tip and they don't care?
I think they are out of touch with it. I think they don't comprehend the fact that their numbers are legitimately in the basement.
And I don't think they're understanding that the more that they continue to talk about MAGA and Trump, the more at this point they're pushing people that way you know
people don't want to hear about your trash talk on MAGA and Trump when they
were paying their bills and had a decent life under Trump they don't really don't
give a shit bro people care about themselves they care they say okay that
was my life better than or was my life better now and most people are saying my
life was better then and so the more he talks and the more he
blames this shit on trump which is clearly their strategy i actually think the more he's pushing
people towards trump at this point in time so the data is supporting it yeah so i think he's his own
worst enemy at this point they don't talk about anything that's actually relevant to people they
lie to people they gaslight people just like i said a minute ago, when they say, you know, hey, you know, inflation is not
real or the economy is doing great and people can't pay their shit. That pisses people off,
bro, because they know better. And then, you know, people are starting to talk again. Right.
Right. Right. After the pandemic, people were a little less social and they didn't communicate.
And so this gaslighting worked a little better then because people weren't talking they were thinking well fuck man maybe it's just me maybe i'm the only one that's hurting maybe
but now they're talking to their friends they're talking to their neighbors they understand that
times are a little bit tougher than what are a lot tougher than what they were in the past and
it's not just them so So every time, you know,
uh,
KGP gets up there and says this stupid ass shit,
uh,
lies to people.
Every time Biden goes up there and lies about the economy and then blames it on Trump and
all this,
like bro,
people,
it's just,
it's lifting the veil more and more to show who these people really are.
So,
um,
I imagine that whatever he says tonight is just going to push more people to
donald trump yeah yeah so guys let us know what you guys think make sure you guys join in on
february 7th 2023 at 9 p.m eastern yeah you guys don't miss it yeah yeah no shit
it's crazy to me it's crazy to me, it's crazy to me, it's just crazy to me how old and elderly these people are that are running the country making decisions for the rest of us.
Like we're suffering because of the decisions of a bunch of decrepit old people that are going to be dead in a few years because they're trying to pad their bank accounts for their own family's well-being for
the next hundred years on their way out the door you know biden knows he's going to be dead soon
you don't think he fucking knows that they all know that so that's that's why they don't care
about stealing all the money and doing all this shit because it's going to benefit the people
coming behind them right they're all in on it man they're all in on the destruction of what you and
i know as america 100 and the evidence shows that the evidence does not show you know when kgp says he's done more in three years than any other
president she doesn't finish the thought the rest of the thought is to destroy america right and
that's the that's a true sex that is a true statement yeah he has done more in three years
to destroy america than any other president that has ever been president including Jimmy Carter which was pretty fucking bad so it needs to live yeah apparently it's like a
hundred and two or something yeah well it's cuz he's a fucking lizard I mean we
might as well go all the way yeah bro yeah guys tell us what you guys think jump in on
this conversation down in the comments let us know and uh that means let's go head over to one
yeah um this is i saw this comment i thought it was pretty cool we talk about temperature changes
all the time and this is a perfect example of that this comment comes from at marco trulio 56 28 he
says i'm an American-born citizen.
My mom was born here.
My dad was born in Mexico.
He's a permanent resident.
We are taught as a culture to vote Democrat.
We are taught that Republicans are racist in general.
Over the last five to ten years, let me tell you, the amount of Hispanics who are now leaning towards the right is astounding.
Even my mom says she's voting Trump trump and she's a lifelong democrat voter
she's had enough mexican americans are waking up in massive numbers we work for our shit we work
hard we have traditional family conservative values we believe in christ and we came here
to contribute not to take just like 90 of all the family lineages who are here today that's a major
shift there's a major shift happening yeah dude hey look this is why i always try to clarify you know if you come here under legal methods and honestly if you come here
from mexico i don't really care how you came here we're being honest i feel like you guys are our
people and uh you know there's a great sharing of culture between mexico and the united states
and there always has been and uh the mexican culture here in the united states i think is
generally appreciated by the other cultures um i think they're one of the most welcoming, wholesome cultures that we have
in the United States. And that's not the people I'm talking about when I talk about sending them
all back where they came from. I'm talking about these people from Africa. I'm talking about these
people from Eastern Europe. I'm talking about these people from china that are all military age males that
don't belong here right okay so you know i i love this i you know this is marco you're the
fucking man for saying this shit and and uh and i it's it's refreshing to hear because the the idea
that republicans are all racist that's a democrat lie that's a lie that they use because they don't
have any real policy to stand on.
So what they do is they stir people's emotions around identity as opposed to around the issues.
And when we look at how the Democrats do that and you step back and you unemotionally detach yourself from their techniques, it's very easy to see what's happening.
It's very manipulative.
It's full of bullshit.
And if they had anything that was a benefit they would
talk about those things you know it's kind of like when someone's trying to sell something
and all they do is talk shit about the competitor that means that their product has no value you see
what i'm saying so like it's that's what they're doing that's what they do they all they do is talk
shit on the republicans they say everything is their fault. Everything is this guy's fault or that guy's fault
because he votes this way or he's this race.
And then in reality, they go up to Washington, D.C.,
and they make rules and regulations
that hurt the very people that vote for them
so that they can get richer and more powerful.
And it's nice to see people waking up to that.
Yeah, it's beautiful, man.
Yeah.
It's beautiful.
I appreciate the comment, Marco.
Yeah.
Appreciate all you guys.
Yeah, yeah. all you guys yeah yeah
you guys comment and you guys all real
ass fans real ass fans what's up yeah
we gotta make a shirt for that let's do
it like if like if people get their
comment mention on the show we should
send them a real ass fan shirt like a
ceiling fan yeah it's like yeah we put
a ceiling fan on it like a little desk
fan yeah you know yeah or a furnace that
works in reverse.
This motherfucker calls me this morning fucking pissed off, dude.
Fucking hot.
And let me tell you something, bro.
DJ is about as calm as it gets, dude.
He don't get fucking worked up.
And he's like, these motherfuckers came to clean my ducks and they fucked me dude they told me it was going to be 200 bucks and then they told me it's going to be a thousand dollars and then they
told me that uh they told me uh what'd they tell you then they dropped it to five they dropped to
five because you said no right yeah yeah and they broke my shit yeah so then they broke his shit so
it doesn't work and i'm like oh man that sucks you know you don't have to get your ducks clean and he's like what do you mean
and i'm like you don't have to get your ducks clean bro you just go down there and you flip
the reverse switch on the on the furnace and it sucks all that shit out goes right in the filter
i'm down there looking for he's like he's like he's like bro i't see it. I got a new furnace, man. That's not where the bowl is.
Oh, man.
We got a first-time homeowner over here.
Dude, listen.
Somebody's going to get hurt.
Yeah, well, you know what?
When you fuck people, that's what happens.
People get hurt.
People get hurt.
Yep.
Somebody's getting hurt.
Yeah.
Well, I'm sure that they really enjoy us profiling their company on our show.
It's not even a real company, bro.
They can make it right.
Fucking scammers.
We can put them out of business. Yeah, you guys need to listen.
If you are listening, you need to listen to fucking Real AF so you can get some fucking practical business.
Listen, motherfucker, there's a reason I don't put people on blast.
Because our people are fucking savages, bro.
They will fucking ruin people.
And even when people attack me, I don't turn them loose on people
because I'm like.
You don't know what you've done.
Yeah, you don't.
But if we need to, we'll get after people, won't we, guys?
I'm going to hurt these people.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I appreciate you guys for being real.
Let's keep this cruise moving.
Headline number two.
Headline number two reads,
Boxing legend Mike Tyson to face
off against Jake Paul in July
bout. Quote, I plan
to finish him. Who's that
quote by? Who do you think it's by?
I think it's by Jake Paul.
Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson said that? Mike Tyson. He did?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he says that, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, listen, hey.
You know, I just talked about this on the show a couple weeks ago. Well, I like, listen, hey. You know.
I just talked about this on the show a couple weeks.
Well, I like your lion analogy, right?
You know, you got the lion, the king of the fucking jungle,
and the little lions try to come up and fucking.
He ain't ready for the takeover yet, bro.
Mike Tyson is not.
Listen, he is not done by any force.
Let's dive into this.
Yeah.
Let's dive into this.
So Mike Tyson, this is a Fox News article,
one of the greatest fighters to ever step into the boxing ring,
will do so again this summer when he takes on one of the sport's most polarizing
new faces in what will surely be the most anticipated sporting event of the year.
Jake Paul, a YouTube star turned boxer.
I love their classification of him. Easy to think that in my second pro fight, I went viral for knocking out Nate Robinson on Mike Tyson's undercard.
Now, less than four years later, I'm stepping up to face Tyson myself to see if I have what it takes to beat one of boxing's most notorious fighters and biggest icons. Paul said in a statement released by Netflix and most valuable promotions.
Quote, my sights are set on becoming a world champion.
And now I have a chance to prove myself against the greatest heavyweight champion ever,
the baddest man on the planet and the most dangerous boxer of all time.
This will be the fight of a lifetime.
Now, the fight will mark Paul's second bout of the year and Tyson's first since his exhibition match with Roy Jones Jr. in 2020.
Quote, he's grown significantly as a boxer over the years, so it will be a lot of fun to see what the will and the ambition of a kid
can do with the experience and aptitude of a GOAT, Tyson's statement read.
Now, just for reference, I have a video here of Mike Tyson at 55 years old
doing just a little sparring.
Yeah.
Let's watch it. Let's watch it. Let's watch it. Let's watch it. Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it.
Let's watch it. Let's watch it.ul's a real athlete he's a real fucking boxer too at
this point undoubtedly i don't give a fuck what anybody says a lot of people like to hate on that
dude jake is a jake trains harder he's smart as fuck he works harder than fucking probably anybody
in the sport right now the dude's super driven he's he's a real thing okay and a lot of people trash talk him because he's he's fighting
these guys who are not like boxers his age at the top level well dude he ain't there yet okay
he just started boxing three years ago so i think for what he's done so far is
super impressive super fucking impressive however Mike Tyson is a different kind of human being yeah and
here's the thing that the concern I have for the fight real talk when when he
fought Roy Roy Jones you could tell that Mike Tyson was holding back baby was
being very nice.
He was going 30%, bro.
Dude, he could have killed that guy.
Yeah.
Real talk.
And people are going to be able to see if Mike Tyson comes out
and fucking does that same shit with Jake.
And they're going to call it out
because Jake has...
That's the narrative right now.
He's not fighting big enough people.
He's not...
He's fighting has-beens.
He's doing...
That's what people like to say. I think it's great that he's doing it because I think he's not he's fighting has-beens he's doing that's what people
like to say i think it's great that he's doing it because i think this is eventually going to
lead to him being a legitimate boxing champion however if mike tyson goes in there and fucks off
and then jake somehow wins bro i think it'll be bad i think it's gonna be bad for the brand
that's my opinion and here's the other thing if mike tyson goes in there and they're having an
exhibition and jake happens to clip that dude like let's say a little too hard or pisses him off opinion and here's the other thing if mike tyson goes in there and they're having an exhibition
and jake happens to clip that dude like let's say a little too hard or pisses him off all that talk
of how this is going to go before the fight is going out the window and this dude is going to
try to kill him so it's going to be interesting no that's what i'm saying like this is a different
kind of dude yeah like he can he he mike tyson
do you understand what i'm saying there we can make a switch that happens yes and if jake goes
in there and fucking cracks this dude in a way that like maybe stuns them or like hits him too
hard than they talked about listen there's gonna be a fucking problem because this guy still moves like he's 30 years old.
And yeah, I know.
Fucking video.
Bro, he's 55 years old.
I know.
But hey, guess what?
57.
Hey, you going to watch it?
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Everybody's watching it.
We're watching.
It's a brilliant move.
Yeah.
All right.
I am a Jake Paul fan.
A lot of people get fucking.
No, I like Jake Paul.
I like, I like, I think even Mike Tyson's story, bro.
I'm a Mike Tyson fan too.
Where he started, where he's at. I mean mean the demons that he's battled, bro. Like, I mean,
he's a great fucking, I think he's a great man, you know, but like he will still get down, bro.
And like, I watched those interviews, bro. You see those interviews where he's like, he's talking,
like, bro, I try to like, I don't want that part of me no more. I tried to bro. That piece comes
out, bro. Like it's, it's gonna be interesting dude i mean it really
is i i think you know i i don't know i don't know what they got planned their statements are
respectful of each other very respectful yeah and uh i think that would be intelligent on jake's
part to keep it respectful because the last thing you want is a fucking super like legit
mike tyson walking into that ring because bro that that guy ain't playing around
no like listen dude this guy went to fucking prison he beat the fuckers asses in print
like this is a real fucking dude this is not this guy ain't playing and he might be a professional
at this point in his life and he might have zenned out a little bit you know he's some true he's
eating some mushrooms and fucking he's got some good life advice but you slap that guy the wrong
way and that guy
fucking kill you so like if you don't kill you in the ring you might kill you out of the ring
it's very possible like dude like so you know it's a fucking uh it's gonna be awesome and i
can't wait to watch that's the truth yeah that's the truth i can't wait to fucking watch and dude
this is just a testament to jake's ability to market himself and personal brand himself he's one of the best
in the fucking world at doing it so i think it's i think it's awesome uh you know you're
gonna see jake paul eventually become a multi-billionaire because he's gonna leverage
this all into business uh you know obviously same for logan because what they're doing with prime
and the other things they got going on and uh it's exciting to see young men kick ass i like
that shit and you know these are two regular dudes from ohio that uh aren't afraid to be polarizing
and aren't afraid to be who the they are and they go out and they kick ass and build cool
and i think it's awesome i i'm rooting for him but uh if if you if mike tyson said hey we're
gonna go 80 percent and you decide to stick them you go 81 listen run you know put
the month away yeah bro i'm fucking excited about it i think it's gonna be badass yeah all right
guys what do you guys think let us know down i listen i'll say this this is what i'm gonna say
mike tyson goes hard jake goes hard they go hard like let's say it's a real match and they go hard as i think mike tyson's probably gonna do some real damage yeah that's that's my opinion yeah
the guy's been doing it his whole life he's still in shape he's still moves he's fast as
you know this might have been too big of a i don't know no i don't i don't know i don't know man
i don't know jake jake's a. Like, he has the ability to win.
I'm just saying, you know, it might be because of my age, bro.
I grew up watching Mike Tyson fucking destroy people, dude,
over and over and over and over and over.
And when I see him move now, he looks the same.
He doesn't look like an old man.
No, man.
You know, so I don't know, man.
It's going to be fucking awesome fucking awesome though i can't fucking
wait yeah guys put down in the comments who you guys think has this uh has this fight let's let's
get a poll going bro speaking of boxing did you see that video did you see the ryan garcia shit
bro i looked at a little bit of it i didn't go deep in it bro did you see that video i sent you
no they were like making him apologize for what he said and shit here i'll get it up
yeah this clip right here yeah yeah yeah that's's what i sent you here to announce my return back to instagram now over these past couple days
you guys have seen some pretty intense things i understand what they are and i understand what
they look like but i'm coming back to announce i'm not going to speak on any other topic other
than boxing sports and my fight that's the only thing i'm going to be talking
about and uh i'm training for this fight i want everybody to know this fight's still on 420 five
weeks of super focus i have pbd helping me in this camp and many other warriors so i thank you guys
for the support and i'll see you guys on 420 now what's the backstory because didn't he get like a well
dude he he i mean look man ryan garcia is one of the best boxers out there all right he's very
famous and uh very good very very good and he's very popular on social um and about i don't know
a week ago two weeks ago he started talking about all this like illuminati like the we talk about right and he got on this live on twitter with tate and did this uh he started tate was like
so what's going on and he's like bro they took me to the woods and they tied me up and
they made me watch them rape kids and like start talking about all this he claims to have
been adopted and seen aliens during twitter dude dude all like super out of
character stuff for him and there was a lot of theories you know that somebody stole his phone
or he got hacked but he didn't and uh and then all of a sudden this crazy video shows up where
they're making him sit and check i mean i would say they making him but that's what it looks like
to me i mean did that look like that was something that he came up with on his own? That looked forced.
That looked like some dudes were standing on the other side of the camera
with some fucking guns saying, bro, you better say this shit.
Exactly.
I mean, that's exactly what he was.
I mean, he wouldn't even maintain an eye contact.
Did you see his eyes?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got the original clip here when he was talking about, I mean, yeah,
like, I mean, dude, he was tweeting stuff out.
Please help.
Please send help.
Pray.
Send prayers. i'm calling
all prayer warriors if they kill me it wasn't me are the people going to get behind me or let them
kill me that's the real question let ryan die or help me um fuck man that's some deep stuff yeah
this was uh i think this is one of the clips from uh from the thing let's see what it says
yo andrew hey bro Alright, talk to us.
Bro, I don't give a fuck, bro. They held me
down and they made me watch the little kids get raped.
I don't give a fuck anymore.
Where?
Bro, they fucking took me
to the fucking woods, bro, and they
fucking tied... I'm not fucking joking,
bro. I have fucking proof, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
Bro, I fucking will show you every fucking video you could ever fucking believe.
Bohemian Grove is real.
They fucking tied me down, and they made me fucking watch, dog.
I absolutely don't give a fuck anymore.
Yes, I fucking lost it.
They're raping little kids.
He doesn't want to take us all. Bro. Come on, little kids he doesn't want to take us all
yeah so you didn't hear that until just now no yeah dude so that's been going on for a while now
shit and dude ever like john rich do you know john rich the country guy from bigger rich yeah
he came out and he's like bro i got invited to bohem Grove, you know, by a bunch of high power country executives.
I always said no. Like, dude, there's a bunch of people coming out now saying, yeah, they got asked to go and this and that.
And it's just interesting because, you know, they deny, deny, deny, deny, deny.
And then all of a sudden you got this guy who's saying all this shit, looking like he just spent the last three days crying his eyes out apologizing saying i'm not talking about any like that was the most posed fucking apology or whatever you want to call that
possible and it makes you wonder like what the fuck are they doing to this guy yeah you know
yeah i mean fuck his eyes man like it's all it's all it doesn't look right and people people always
dismiss these guys as crazy they say oh dude he's on drugs or he's on this or he's on that.
Who knows what the fuck they're doing to this guy, right?
Like, look at Kanye, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, Kanye, like, look at what they do to these people.
Look at Michael Jackson.
Look at Prince.
Look at what they do to these motherfucking people when they start to speak out, bro.
They make them look crazy and then one day they're dead, you know?
Yeah, fuck, man.
That's wild.
Yeah, bro.
This makes me nervous for him
you know what i mean because clearly he's in over his fucking head yeah with something because he
doesn't got to him bro huh somebody got to him yeah i know fuck that's well it would be nice
if all these people that it would be nice if all the people who know about this would just come out
so they couldn't get everybody at once. You know?
No, that's the only way you can fix it.
I know.
But, you know, what they do is they terrorize the one or two people that do it
to the point where the rest of the guys won't come out.
This is all intimidation, bro.
Fuck, man.
Fuck, that's wild.
Guys, have you seen this?
Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
I hope he's good, though.
Guys, let's get to our third and final headline, headline number three.
I know we talked about social media a little earlier in the show,
and it is a negative.
I think that's what the conclusion was.
Let's talk about what could potentially be a good positive.
All right?
So this headline reads soon.
Grok will summarize U.S. laws before they are passed, says Elon Musk.
So this is a big one coming out of Twitter.
So, Grok, this new AI tool is coming out.
You know, we talk about how these bills that get presented in Congress, 3 000 page bills with 5 000 different initiatives
get all lumped in and nobody's reading all that shit um and so elon musk is now proposing that's
their technique right that is their technique for sure right right um all the little buddy deals all
the little you know backdoor handshake deals they're all in those pages but nobody's reading
that i'm not reading it yeah um and they don't give you enough time to read it no they put it out and 16 hours later it's
fucking you gotta sign a vote on that's how they get this shit through people don't understand that
dude yeah and it was and if you don't think that's how it's done when it was proposed to
not do it that way and it was proposed to do single bill fucking issue passes it was all
rejected yeah almost unanimously yeah you know so
that's exactly how they do it yeah and that should be illegal absolutely every law that's passed by
our congress should be clearly stated and summarized law by law on one sheet of paper
that's how it should be very simple every single human being should know exactly what laws these
people are passing they should not be able to say border security bill and then send 200 billion
dollars to a foreign country yeah that's not that that's for gender studies yes that's how they do
it that's absurd shit except for the place that it's going to you know your brother-in-law's
nephew has a company that's set up over there.
You know what I'm saying? Like, it's fucked up shit.
That's how they do it. So this might
be a fix. Let's dive into it. So TechTitan
Elon Musk took to
Twitter on Friday to unveil
Grok's latest...
TechTitan Elon Musk took to
ex-formerly Twitter.
I still...
Do you not remember me saying this when he took over
it ain't gonna happen i said it will never take it's bad branding yeah you know what do you call
it what do you call a tweet now yeah it's an x you call it an x right do you remember me saying
that you're x-ting do you remember the people being like oh you fucking know where you're
here we are years later and people still gotta say this and yeah so just chalk that
up to another motherfucking thing i'm right about i'm gonna start rubbing this shit in your fucking
faces till you guys just go out in the world and be like no yeah he's right i always get nervous
like when i'm cruising i gotta go to twitter i always get nervous because you gotta type in the
the website you know i always get nervous i don't get it because i don't want no because dj watches a
lot of porn no that's not no i'm just but like is it x.com x.com and you know like you know there
might be not not on my i'm just saying like i feel like yeah not me not me but other guys you
know they might they might accidentally click on them boobies you you know what I'm saying? But not me. I would never do that. I don't like boobies.
DJ doesn't like boobies.
Yeah, so on Friday, he unveiled Grok's latest feed.
I'm asking for a friend.
The latest feed is decoding mammoth laws before their passage through Congress. So Grok, the chat bot developed on Moses startup XAI will reportedly simplify complex
legislation by summarizing it for the public eye in the coming weeks.
So here's the,
here was the tweet in the coming weeks.
Grok will summarize these mammoth laws before they are passed by Congress.
So,
you know what the real purpose is.
And it's been received overwhelmingly positive by a vast
majority of people so originally introduced in november 2023 grok boasts unique capabilities
to set it apart from its peers musk emphasized grok's real-time access to information via x and
its internet browsing prowess enabling it to fetch up-to-date data from the web on specific topics it
was launched as a direct competitor to open a eyes chat GPT yeah so like chat
GPT grok also possesses internet browsing capabilities allowing it to
provide users with comprehensive and timely information so that's a
difference to set it out so this is this grok is from Elon correct be interested and see what kind of programming they put into that
AI you know as far as like well I people ship black George Washington right you
know come on listen these these progressive liberals they write that
code is no listen bro these people are insane they're insane they put that was that comment that guy made the other day
about I was making broad statements about progressives or something yeah
something like that yeah that's cuz they're accurate that's cuz I can say
broad statements because you're all the fucking same exactly you don't think for
yourselves you think you are part of the resistance when you are part of the machine.
If you start to think for yourselves and show a little bit of diversity of thought over there, maybe I would delineate that.
But since you don't, I generalize.
Yeah.
So thanks for your comment.
Fuck off.
Yeah.
So we talk about benefits, right?
I mean, is this a net positive
as far as this ai shit goes yeah i mean this is this is how it could be used for good but it's
going to be interesting to see how it's not used for good i mean like look dude we're eliminating
the ability for people to actually know things and if you talk to the people who are writing this ai
they will tell you that's the point the like dude if you go listen to the to the people who are writing this AI, they will tell you that's the point. Like, dude, if you go
listen to the main people behind these AI platforms, they all have this vision for the future,
which, you know, they make it sound real good, right? Like they make it sound like, hey, look,
we don't want someone to have to, we want the computer to do everything. We want the computer to, like you tell the computer what it wants, what you want, and it just does it.
And so that evens the playing field because you're going to have to think to put the creative inputs into the computer.
That sounds good, right?
Because it's like, okay, well now we can just teach people how to critically think and they can use the tools available to create.
Does that sound good?
Yeah. That sounds fucking great. how to critically think and they can use the tools available to create that sound does that sound good yeah it sounds great the problem is is that common sense knowledge how to operate in the real world
how to do things how to know skills these things go out the window the more that we depend on these
devices and so what we end up with is a bunch of people who think they're real smart but are incapable in reality.
So, you know, generally, I think AI is the most dangerous threat that we are facing as humans,
especially when you look to combine it with robotics, which is what Elon Musk is talking about doing.
What happens, you know, a lot of blue-collar people that listen to the show, which, by the way, I love you guys.
It's part of the reason I do this shit.
I come from family of blue collar people listen to the show which by the way i love you guys it's part of the reason i do this shit i come from family of blue collar people um you know my aunts my uncles all my families these are hard-working fucking people bro and um my friends and like we're in
missouri that's you know you know what i'm saying like and these guys will tell me well you know
like i gotta i'm gonna have job security because i do, I'm going to have job security because I do this, or I'm going to have job security because I know you're not, you don't understand.
They're going to combine this with robotic and make the labor force completely irrelevant.
They're going to put this in the machines. The machines are going to run themselves,
bulldozers, dump trucks, all that shit. You're not going to have a fucking job, dude.
And your alternative here is going to be to accept a universal basic income, which is predetermined by our government.
Do you think they're going to overpay you?
Do you think they're going to give you this life of luxury?
When have they done anything to benefit you?
When have they made a decision that overly benefits you in the history of your life?
They are going to pay you the least amount possible, and they're going to keep the most amount possible for themselves.
And they're going to tell you that you will be happy and you will owe nothing and you won't have to work and you won't have.
But you'll be eating fucking crickets, man, because that's all you can afford.
And that's what people don't understand.
We put this idea in their head that they're going to be able to live this utopian life.
When in reality, bro, it's going to be just like every other communist revolution that's existed and people are gonna starve. So
It's very dangerous where we're going in my opinion. The AI platforms are highly biased
We can all see that when they're pumping out pictures of black George Washington and saying, you know, tell me something
Good about white people. It won't answer the the question these are major problems in our culture
yeah that has been intentionally yes and they're trying to force that narrative into culture and
society for the purpose of division like we talk about all the time because if we're fighting over
you being black and me being white are you being gay and me being straight are you being yeah i
know you are it's okay yeah i'm looking right at you you're the one talking about my fucking throat bro you're talking about coating my throat and shit that's
fucking that it is what it is bro i still love you but like we're gonna talk about you know uh
left or right what hold on i'm making a response to that no because it's true but here's the thing
we we have to get to a point where we have we understand what the fuck they're actually trying to do.
And they're trying to do it with technology now.
And the reason they want us fighting over all this identity politics nonsense is because they don't want us to notice what they're doing to us.
So, you know, I don't believe in any of this stuff.
I think it's all terrible.
And I don't know.
I don't know there's anything we can do about it because a lot of people think it's great.
And the most greedy people on Earth who haven't made any money yet
by the way I understand why they think this way I'm not saying
when I didn't have shit in my life I was using every single I have the luxury at this point in
my life to think like okay well this is ethical this is not ethical this is the right way this
is not good for people when I was young and I didn't have any choice, you did whatever the fuck you had to do.
And everybody does that. So when they look at the technology, all they see is the opportunity.
And because people are, you know, our system is set up in such a way where it's hard for people
to get ahead. They're willing to adopt these tools regardless of what the consequences are.
So that's my take on this stuff man and uh
i'm not saying you know it's not going to become the way of the world i'm not saying we're going
to be able to stop it i i hope we can there should be some regulations about ai it should be i think
it personally should be illegal globally how are you going to get every country to do that
you see what i'm saying so like there's there's we're coming to a different era and a different crossroads.
And it's going to be important for people to support companies with their dollars more than ever that actually do business the way that they think it's morally correct to do for humanity.
And that's going to be creating real jobs.
That's going to be, you know, doing the best you can to maintain opportunity for your
community. It's going to be the companies that actually support your community. It's getting
back to supporting small businesses and not being the funders of all of this drastic change by us
continuing to support these companies because it's convenient for us. That's my take, you know,
but I don't know what's going to happen and I don't have enough social clout and I don't think a single person
on this earth has enough social clout to actually stop this. I think it's going to take a collective
rejection. And when you see people running down the street with goggles on and shit, don't go buy
them. When you see companies that use AI and don't, you know, employ any human beings and they've got
all completely automated functions,
you shouldn't buy from those companies.
You should be buying from companies
who are using the least amount of technology possible
to create as much value possible in their communities
for actual humans, which are your neighbor,
whether they live in St. Louis
or whether they live in Chicago
or whether they live in Florida
or whether they live in California.
We are still neighbors.
We have to still look out for each other,
and we have to look out for each other in this country,
or we're going to be, a lot of us are going to be in deep shit.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah, that's real shit, man.
Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments.
Let us know what you think.
With that being said, man, let's get to our final segment of the show.
As always, we have Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck.
This is where we bring a headline in,
we talk about it,
and we'll get one of those two options.
With that being said,
our Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck headline reads,
Texas mom is charged after sending son to school
with booby-trapped lemon salt and vinegar drink
to get revenge on kids who kept stealing it
with child thief who drank the concoction
and left hospitalized.
You're hospitalized because of how?
Because you drank lemon salt and vinegar, I guess.
What does that do to someone?
Does that do something to someone?
I feel like there's, I don't know.
Listen, I don't really see anything.
Student became sick and got headache after consuming the spiked drink.
Spiked drink with vinegar and salt and lemon that he was stealing.
That he was bullying a kid with.
Right.
I mean, you know.
Take some time.
So now they're going to charge the mom for that?
That's absurd, dude.
It's crazy.
Crazy.
Fuck them kids.
Bro, back when I was a kid, if shit like that happened,
where you were continuing, like people were bullying.
Bro, the dad would show up to school
and fucking go at the kid.
You know what my tactic's gonna be, bro?
Like, bro, listen, if Ryan ever gets fucking bullied,
you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get the kid, all right?
I'm gonna take him to the parent's house.
I'm gonna tell the parent,
if your little fucking cum rug doesn't fucking stop
fucking with my kids, I'm gonna beat your ass.
Yeah, well, you know what I'm gonna do? I gonna get a van i'm gonna get some rope i'm gonna get a
shovel and some lime that's oh wait what's the lime gonna do you don't know enough about this
then clearly razor blades and lemon juice i'm with you i'm just saying those are gonna be on
the inventory list your local ace hardware What the fuck's this guy doing?
That's right.
We're going to get back to old school shit.
Visual anti-justice.
It's coming back.
You want to control your fucking kids?
What?
I thought there was a finishing punch.
There was.
You can assume the rest.
Oh, gotcha.
These little fucking rugrats. There was. Oh. You can assume the rest. Oh, gotcha. Nah, that's rhetorical.
These little fucking rugrats.
Fuck these fucking kids.
Fucking cum rags, bro.
Like, listen.
Put them in a fucking van.
His mom, the kid who got hospitalized, and listen, they use that word too crazy, too
hospitalized.
Motherfucker didn't get hospitalized.
Oh, he went to the nurse's room with a headache.
Exactly.
Exactly.
He should have went to the nurse's room with a fucking. Exactly. Exactly. He should have went to the nurse's room with a fucking black eye.
That's what he should have done.
Yeah.
Yeah, Texas mom has been jailed after sending her son to school
with a special lemon salt and vinegar drink
that landed another student in the hospital.
Jennifer Lynn Rozzi, 45,
put the feral concoction inside a sports bottle
and gave it to her son to bring to school
to get back at his bully who stole from him.
The son attends Legacy Traditional School, Alamo Ranch, 20 miles northwest of downtown
San Antonio.
During PE class on Tuesday, Rossi's son gave the bottle to his classmate who allegedly
stolen his drink the day before.
He was taken to the hospital after drinking the mixture when he began to experience nausea
and a headache. That little kid's a a liar how much did he fucking drink because listen like one
fucking drink that's what i'm saying you take a little swig like come on and then he played to
vick this typical dude his parents are fucking progressive liberalities yeah they fucking bully
bully bully and then when they get punched back they fucking cry like a little bitch
yeah so uh so so uh so yeah so i mean so it says quote upon arriving to the school deputies learned When they get punched back, they fucking cry like a little bitch. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so, yeah.
So, I mean, so it says, quote, upon arriving to the school, deputies learned that the sick child was given a drink by a classmate during P.E. class.
Bexar County Sheriff's Office said in a statement about the incident, although the contents of the drink were non-toxic, the incident resulted in a child being hospitalized.
A hospital staff informed the investigator that the child victim required additional
medical monitoring and would
eventually be discharged from the hospital.
An investigation revealed that Rossi
intentionally mixed the drink together
to prevent her son's drink from being stolen
at school by other students, according to officials.
Yeah, I mean, listen.
You think that they're going to steal his drink again?
I doubt it. Listen, those
drinks are expensive, thanks to Biden's economy.
She's tired of her son fucking getting the shit stolen.
I bet it was a prime drink.
I bet it was.
Dude, these little kids are crazy over that shit, man.
Well, apparently not crazy enough because that little kid should have beat his ass.
This is the mom here.
Yeah, I think she did the right thing.
I think she was easy.
I think that was easy.
I'll say free my homie.
Yeah.
What's her name?
I don't know.
Something Rossi?
Yeah.
Something.
Jennifer.
Free Jennifer.
Yeah.
Free Jen Jen.
Free Jennifer.
Hashtag free Jennifer.
Get it going.
Light that shit up in the comments.
Hashtag free Jen Jen.
It's the kind of parenting we need.
Yeah.
I'm with it, man.
I'm with it.
Make America great again.
Poison little kids. Yeah. Fuck, bro. It's lemon and salt and vinegar, dude. I'm with it. Make America great again. Poison little kids.
Yeah.
Fuck, bro.
It's lemon and salt and vinegar, dude.
It's not.
Come on.
Yeah.
You'll be all right.
Look, man.
I guarantee you that little kid is tasting and eating some nastier shit.
You know what we used to do, bro?
What?
I used to work in the bar scene.
I shouldn't even say that.
I know exactly what you're doing.
I used to do it, too.
You take the fucking bar mats.
You going that way?
We had a different trick. What did you guys do? We took the bar mats. too. You take the fucking bar mats. You going that way? We had a different trick.
What did you guys do?
We took the bar mats.
Yeah.
You know, like that are on the bar, right?
The ones in the little rail part.
And at the end of the night, when we got too many drunk motherfuckers, we start handing
out free shots.
And we'll take that bar mat, pour it into a fucking cup.
And so it's a mix of fucking everything.
They think they're getting a shot.
And bro, it's a free shot of that.
And who ain't?
They ain't not turning free shit down.
Here you go, man. Here you go. Yeah. That's a free shot of that. Yeah, turn it free shit down
Yeah, that's nasty. Mm-hmm immediately puked. Yeah, that's what we did. Yeah. I hope I didn't criminate myself too much
What'd you do? I don't know if I can even say what I did
Listen man, everybody that's ever bartended before knows to bring a bottle of visine to work. I'll leave it at that've heard about this yeah bro you want to get rid of a fucking asshole oh squirt a little visine in their drink
they'll be gone in 10 minutes bro they will have to go home because what's gonna happen yeah because
they shit their pants yeah that's fucked up no it ain't fucked up it ain't fucked up because people
are fucking assholes to service bro you should never fuck with someone who prepares your food
or drinks ever you should always treat those people with respect yeah even if they're assholes to service bro you should never fuck with someone who prepares your food or drinks ever you should always treat those people with respect yeah even if they're assholes even if
they're fucking having a bad day yeah that can give them some grace bro that's real dude i we
used to do we used to have so many fucking assholes come in the bar just treat us like shit
like just how many drops are needed like how much per an ounce not much bro little bitty squirt oh yeah just fucking yeah
i'm not saying i ever did it but i've seen it done i've seen it done yeah right that's like
me going to x.com that's right all right same exact thing i see what you're doing yeah all right
i'm not saying i'm not saying i did it i'm saying all the bartenders I knew had Vizine all the time.
Well, she definitely fucking did it.
But Free McGregor, hashtag Free Ginger. See, I'm a fan of getting people back without them ever realizing what happened.
That's how I like to operate.
That's a good feeling.
Yeah, I like that.
I like them to think that it was me.
No, I like for their shit to just happen and then wonder why these bad things are happening.
It's just raining on the universe.
Yeah, right.
Don't be an asshole.
So, what do we got on this, Andy?
Thumbs up?
Yeah, thumbs up.
Thumbs up.
Good job, mama.
Yeah.
Protect those little cubs.
That's right.
Yeah.
Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got.
All right, guys.
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