REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 683. Andy & DJ CTI: Solar Eclipse 2024, Anti-Abortion Groups Rally Behind Trump & Biden's "Temporary" Amnesty To 1.2M Foreign Nationals

Episode Date: April 9, 2024

In today's episode, Andy & DJ the 8 strange things that could happen during the solar eclipse in 2024, anti-abortion groups rallying behind Trump despite their disappointment, and Joe Biden's "tempora...ry" amnesty to 1.2M foreign nationals.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realest sake about the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. Welcome to Motherfuckfucking Reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ. Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. Cruise the internet.
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Starting point is 00:02:36 show makes you laugh if it makes you think if it gives you new perspective if it teaches you a skill which you'll learn on the q and a f's please share the show all right don't be a hoe show the show what's up hey how's it going happy monday yeah yeah a lot of interesting things happening today yeah the plethora of uh bullshit on the internet is there yeah i've been busy yeah there's a lot of shit going on I never know what's going on on the Monday shows because I'm so busy Running my life. Yeah, so this is like your new show to the news. Yeah, I don't know what's going on Yeah, it's some interesting shit man. We know we just had the Eclipse like we did a few minutes ago minutes ago Yeah, I got here. I've got yeah. Well, I mean that could be a good thing or a bad thing
Starting point is 00:03:21 Yeah, is everybody still here? Yeah y'all still here or is it just us right uh yeah no we got a little bit of that in here man we got we got a lot of interesting stuff to talk about all right let's get into it uh before we do though we got some uh there's just a lot of crazy people out there today and uh we got a couple of videos um i've seen this being called a thing a while ago they call it uh tds oh trump derangement syndrome yeah yeah i thought i got two clips here i thought it'd be interesting to pop up and yeah let's watch some see our takes on this yeah this first one's interesting so this is jennifer lewis do you know she's from st louis nope yeah she's she's from here oh you know who that is yeah this lady right here oh on the top
Starting point is 00:04:05 all right so so here's she lives here she's from here yeah she's from i don't know i don't believe she still lives here is that the same woman both there what no yes no fuck i could be okay could it not be could that not be the younger version i thought the same thing yeah fuck y'all think that when you look at us man what the fuck yeah because you said that to me before because you're racist did i you're racist. Did I? You're racist against white people. Okay. All right. Yeah. It is a clip. Motherfucker, that looks like it... That looks like her? That looks like it could be a young version and an old version. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:56 It doesn't? Let the community decide. I don't... I'm just saying. That's fine. It is a clip. Black people don't want to fight you. All we want to do is feed our children and be equal. But honey, white people are scared. They're becoming
Starting point is 00:05:13 a minority. The world is brown. Yeah. And they're going to do everything they can to stay in those gated communities, not pay taxes, and put those niggas in their places. And get those wetbacks out of this goddamn country. We own this bitch.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Well, guess what? You will not win. Because love is the answer. Oh, that's a lot of love there. That's enlightening. Yeah. Here's the second one. As soon as he takes the oath,
Starting point is 00:05:56 he will have generals walk down the steps of the Capitol. He will take a hammer and break the glass where the constitution is and he will tear it up in our faces and say now I'm the king of the fucking world
Starting point is 00:06:15 you will bow down bitches he will punish everybody that didn't vote him. Let me tell y'all how I know this shit. I know it because I know what mental illness looks like. Sure do. Takes one to know one.
Starting point is 00:06:36 That mania is unstoppable. See. see this motherfucker's Hitler he didn't come to play yeah and this ain't just her did you see this let's just her first okay you're a crazy fucking bitch all right let's just fucking get to the bottom line you are a crazy lunatic deranged bitch you're going to talk about how white people are going to stay in their gated communities and
Starting point is 00:07:22 y'all don't want to fight us but then three seconds later you're talking about how you're going we're going to lose and you're going to take over and then it's out of love you you're an anti-american piece of get the out of our country go off eat a dick you're a crazy i love it yeah yeah bro she's from st lou Yeah, well, that's good. She'd come over here and I'd tell her that to her fucking face. Well, no, the funny thing is what I'm about to say is like, you know. Bro, listen, dude.
Starting point is 00:07:51 These people are the problem. This person here causes racism. 100%. This is what the fuck. Like, bro, sit here and listen to that as a white person. Listen to that. You're talking about fucking, you're going to do what? white person listen to that you're talking about fucking you're gonna do what you're gonna take you're gonna take over you're and we're gonna lose what the fuck are you
Starting point is 00:08:11 talking about this there's no fight here we're americans you dumb bitch like you you fucking should be worried about these 20 million illegals coming across the country fucking up your neighborhoods yeah fucking up your chance to vote yeah and by the way i didn't see no white people burning your shit down either whenever fucking george floyd was happening i didn't see that fuck you yeah fucking idiots man yeah but it ain't just i know what mental illness looks like yeah bitch because you see it every day in the mirror holy shit these people are insane she startled me a little bit when she did that fucking like she was nice and low and like you know monotone listen she's trying to be dramatic this is her fucking martin luther king she's an actress okay well this is her martin luther king
Starting point is 00:08:54 fucking delivery it's no different than that dude in tennessee yeah yeah here's going seven years years ago we were we were oppressed yeah right shut the fuck up doesn't even sound like that like you see the clip of him the next time like he was completely i'm so sick of this shit no but tds is a real thing here's here's another clip um let's get off let's get off of my people let's let's see some of yours andy let's these are not my people what's going on here you have to get out and register to vote and you have to vote for biden For Biden-Harrick. Because that other guy, the orange man, the orange man, like this, he is going to take away your Social Security. And a lot of you are right. He's a bad dude.
Starting point is 00:09:55 I need that. I don't need you. That's right. And he's going to take away your health care. Because kids right now, until they're 26, can be on their parents' health care because kids right now until they're 26 can be on their parents health care and the orange man wants to stop that okay everybody pennsylvania in the house vote for biden vote for harris and if you don't, we'll cheat. Bro. Fuck, bro.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Hey, bro. What's up with the dance in there? The dude's in the background, bro. The guy in the background with the glasses looks like he's fucking an inch away from being in a coffin. Bro, they're just trying to stay awake long enough for the seat outlets to not wear off. Bro. Bro. Bro, they are hoping. I love how they say, everybody that they don't like is Hitler. He's literally Hitler.
Starting point is 00:10:55 The fuck are you talking about? He's hoping to smash. That's the only reason these dudes are going along with this shit. The only reason these dudes are even playing along is because they're a bunch of simp bitch dudes who are trying to get some fucking booty. He's definitely hoping to smash. Yeah. And they're like, yeah, whatever these chicks say.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Come on, man. This is what fucking weak men behave like. He's hoping to smash. Yeah, let these crazy bitches do whatever they want. This is what fucking weak men behave like. He's open to smash. Yeah, let these crazy bitches do whatever they want. Yeah, sure, baby, I got you. That's right. Bro.
Starting point is 00:11:36 What are they all dancing for? I don't know. Bro. Bro, how do you put that on the internet? I don't know, man. i don't know man i don't know i don't know i did you see the asian the two asian women in there i don't i don't those motherfuckers ain't here to play fucking hitler no that's so bad there's so much mayonnaise in this video yeah god lee yeah yeah yeah and then
Starting point is 00:12:07 and then that lady from the previous clip and then this these fuckers they're gonna act like they like each other oh they love and they fucking don't no they love each other yeah right absolutely yeah those fucking white people in that clip ain't ever even been around a black person they fucking ain't even been around one you could tell because they dance so poorly oh fuck fuck bro them diapers get a little soil when yeah man walks in the room yeah yeah and that black lady would come there she'd be like oh you guys are my people and she walk out the door and be like fuck them them mayonnaise motherfuckers. Oh, 100%. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Hot dog water and shit. Bunch of fucking liars, bro. That's insane. Yeah. That's insane. But guys, let's get into some of these headlines because we've got a lot of stuff to cover today. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Killer. That's social security. Listen, here's the real talk. Real talk. These people are so, these people are going to cheat however they can just so you guys know they think they're morally right they think they're in the morally right position they think that whatever they do is justified and it's interesting that
Starting point is 00:13:15 she talks about the constitution when for the last fucking however many years black culture is you know pretty much protested the American flag and fucking talked about you know how the Constitution wasn't for them but now it's convenient to talk about the Constitution you know what I'm saying yeah no it's bullshit a lot of hypocrisy yeah and now that anybody that's ever seen the movie National Treasure knows that it's gonna take more than a hammer to break that window. All right. That was so stupid.
Starting point is 00:13:50 I never seen it. You never seen it? Oh, bro, it's a great movie. Nicolas Cage? Yeah, I know. That's why I didn't watch it. I know who's in it. That's why I didn't watch it.
Starting point is 00:14:03 It's a great movie, bro. Rotten Tomatoes has it pretty high. Yeah, that means it's horrible. Rotten Tomatoes has it pretty high. Yeah, that means it's horrible. Rotten Tomatoes inverse scoring system. Oh, fuck. That is right. I forgot about that. If it's high, it sucks.
Starting point is 00:14:14 If it's low, it's good. It's got a 46 on Rotten Tomatoes. Oh, okay. Then, yeah, it's pretty good. That's what, yeah. Oh, it's pretty good. So they're saying it's decent. It's decent. It's a good movie.
Starting point is 00:14:23 All right. Yeah, National Treasure, bro. I fucking love that movie. All right. Yeah, National Treasure, bro. I fucking love that movie. Benjamin Gates. Like, yeah, come on. I don't know who that is. That's his father. That's his dad.
Starting point is 00:14:31 I don't know. Yeah. Well, guys, let's get into these headlines. It's like a cheap Indiana Jones, bro. Isn't it? See, Indiana Jones was my shit when I was growing up. See, I'd never seen it. And that was when they made real movies.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Like, they took- No CGI shit. Yeah, they took cameras out on location, they made real movies, and they're awesome. So why do movies cost more to make now than they did back then? I don't know. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:14:53 Like, if they're using less real-life shit, you know? Who knows? Huh. Probably somebody's figured out how to steal a whole bunch of money. That's what it is. Yeah. I know who it is.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Who is it? Guys, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Guys, let's get into our headlines. Is it the day thems? It's plural. Let's get into some of these headlines, guys. If you want to see any of these pictures articles links videos go to andyfussella.com you guys can find them like that let's get to our
Starting point is 00:15:30 first one headline number one um you mentioned a little bit we got the solar eclipse going on today that was a big big big uh topic of the day um a lot of interesting things this uh fox news article is talking about the eight strange things that could happen during the rare event um they mentioned a few different things to talk about you know these uh bailey's beads um it's an effect that happens around the moon um when the sun is covered up animals start acting weird and shit strange shadows windy conditions temperature drops there was temperature drop there was a temperature drop well it makes sense though but like there's no sun right um windy conditions all of this stuff and of course leave it to our current society the eclipse is also a little bit of racist right we got to have that in there right makes perfect sense uh this headline reads eclipse fever is gripping black
Starting point is 00:16:19 texans while the event will cast a brief shadow on life in Texas. It sheds a light on scientific fields that have been mainly out of reach for black folks. Fucking eclipse is racist. Gotta have it. Gotta have it. It's because black people have the inability to look at things. You know what I'm saying? Like, last year it was they can't use a computer.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Now this year it's they can't look up at the sky because apparently it's racist. You know, the truth is like- You know what solves it though? Getting vaccinated. That's, yep. If they were vaccinated, everything would be cool.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Yeah, it'd be good. They could look at the sun without fucking glasses if they were vaccinated. Yeah. I'll tell you this though, that shit does hurt if you don't use those damn glasses though. That's because you're not vaccinated. Is that what it is? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. I'll tell you this, though. That shit does hurt if you don't use those damn glasses, though.
Starting point is 00:17:05 That's because you're not vaccinated. Is that what it is? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Harden your eyes like it hardens your heart. Hmm. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:17 So you got to have a little racism on Eclipse. That just sounds right for America right now. It ain't America if it ain't racist. That's what I'm saying. You got to have a little bit of that. I don't even think that's their house back there that's like an airbnb or some everybody knows why people can't that's racist huh that's right that's some real racism yeah it's all fun and games so dj takes a step too far hey you know that chair right there stolen i'm just saying saying. Bro, that's fucked up.
Starting point is 00:17:45 The glasses too. Hey, listen. Hey. Hey. Alright. But no, on some real shit. Dude, what the fuck's wrong with you? Let me use your backyard real quick to see the sick clips. But on some real shit though. Also, on a real shit, though. Shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Also, on a real serious note, there's a lot of interesting things happening around the country with all this eclipses. Racist eclipses. Outside of fucking Hitler's return. It's the fucking end of the world, man. You had the Niagara region. They declared a state of emergency. A lot of places around the country, actually,
Starting point is 00:18:28 these places where I guess they would have seen 100% totality, were declaring state of emergencies. The Niagara region, in a statement a couple of weeks ago, they released a statement saying that out of the abundance of caution, they were declaring a state of emergency. Now, what's the caution? And it's interesting because this past Friday, April 5th, a statement saying that out of the abundance of caution that they were declaring a statement. Now, what's the caution? And it's interesting because this past Friday, April 5th, there was a couple of different announcements that were coming out from our intel communities like this one.
Starting point is 00:18:56 U.S. intel warns a potential terrorist threat at gatherings after Moscow attack, trying to blame the Moscow attack, using that as a example that there would be some, quote unquote, lone wolves responding and possibly doing some some terrorist attacks on public venues. They even released a joint intelligence bulletin that came out on Friday also. Now, this one is also interesting, too, because there's some stuff going on in the Middle East between Iran and Israel right now that also implicates the United States. With CNN releasing this headline that reads U.S. preparing for significant Iran attack on U.S a quote significant attack that could come as soon as within the next week by iran targeting israeli or american assets in the region in response to monday's israeli strike in damascus uh that killed top iranian commanders a senior administration official tell cnn um oh by the way yeah cern got turned on today as well. So just a little plethora of interesting stuff going on here.
Starting point is 00:20:08 Andy, what do we got? What do we got on any of this? Well, I mean, we should all be shocked that Iran is going to retaliate after an attack that Israel did without any sort of consultation or warning on Iran with the United States or with NATO or with anybody. Netanyahu's just doing whatever the fuck he wants. And in my opinion, he's trying to start a world war, an instigator war, because the reality here is that Israel is very divided about what's going on in Palestine right now. And Netanyahu is not very popular in Israel right now. And we have a divided nation here in the United States. So what better way to get people united into and bought into a war than to instigate an attack from Iran into Israel, which would
Starting point is 00:21:01 unify the Israeli people and also then do some sort of terrorist attack with all these military age men here in the united states which would unify the americans to say let's go fucking kill all these people in the middle east again and uh now these guys get their war yeah you know and with the war they get a potential uh disruption in in the election i mean this is what i've talked about for the last few years. I wasn't exactly sure how it would happen. But if you get Iran to attack Israel in a major way, now you're having a situation where you're uniting. It serves a lot of purposes is what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:21:40 A lot of people eat off this plate. Yeah, for sure, bro. You're going to unite Israeli people. You're going gonna unite americans you're gonna get nato involved and we're gonna have a war that is which is what they want that's what they want and they want the war to disrupt society and to be a legitimate uh black swan society changing event to cement the disruption of the world order that they're looking to create so uh it's about money it's about new arrangement of a new world order and power structure terms it's about globalism it's about communism and um yeah i mean this is what i've been talking about and that's how i see uh this potentially working out. Yeah. Yeah, it is interesting.
Starting point is 00:22:25 I mean, one thing I can tell you, too, when I was putting all of these together today, you know, there's always, you know, look here and not over here with a lot of these things that happen, right? Like, you know, you go to any one of these mainstream media sites and, you know, they'll put this big flashy headline up front, and everybody's talking about the eclipse. But nobody's talking about these other things that were going on. I also saw something about Biden that Attorney General Merrick Garland had to submit the recordings from the interview with Biden and her during that special interrogation, or he's going to get charged and arrested today.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Nobody's really talking about that. Joe Biden? No, no. Hunter? Merrick Garrick garland yeah which biden though uh about uh interviewed uh president biden oh yeah so biden's gonna get arrested no no merrick garland will if he does not submit the recordings from their interview oh yeah so i mean there's a lot of weird stuff just happened today man i don't know it could be the glory hole. I mean, the black hole. I don't know. Guys, let us know what you guys think.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Let us know down in the comments. With that being said, let's cruise to some. Personally, dude, I don't think that even if Iran attacks the United States and Israel, I don't think it's going to unite people. No. I think people are understanding what the fuck is going on and none of this fucking shit is going to i mean i think a lot of the conservative talking heads will fucking bite it hook line and seeker yeah but i don't think it's going to unify people i think people understand what the fuck is going on and they're they're starting like bro you hear israeli citizens speaking out
Starting point is 00:23:58 you hear jewish people speaking out you know what i'm saying like now you should just fuck it up yeah well they also realize that it's putting them in danger their government is putting those citizens in danger yeah and and dude it you know it is increasing uh you know bias against jewish people which in my opinion is wrong i don't think that you can generalize an entire category of people in any situation i don't think that's the right thing i think we have to look at who the individuals are that are doing it on an individual level and hold those individuals responsible uh as things happen you know this is no different than how black people are generalized as criminals or you know uh you know whatever man like whatever like gay people are being
Starting point is 00:24:44 generalized right now as pedophiles when it's not all gay people. It's fucking a little segment of the trans community that is infiltrating as pedophiles into the community and making the whole community look like a bunch of fucking pedophiles. And that's why we have people like gays against groomers and Becky and these guys standing up and saying all this shit, because they're realizing that if they don't, they're going to get lumped in. So like the Jewish population that doesn't really agree with what's happening and is recognizing what's happening, they're starting to speak up.
Starting point is 00:25:16 And I think it's important for everybody to have logical conversations and realize that you can't generalize an entire fucking group of people you know what i'm saying yeah i think it's important too i think to your point about you know i don't think it's going to create the unit i think it's going to create unity just not for the mission or purpose of what they know it's going to create the unity to get rid of our government right and get rid of netanyahu's because the whole the whole people are tired this war shit man being drummed up and all the warmongers and fucking people that are beating those fucking war drums it's like listen 2021 was a big eye-opener for a lot of people when it came to supporting military action
Starting point is 00:25:55 yeah right and like the military industrial complex is real right and it needs to be fed it's a giant machine that you have to feed it, right? You have to feed it almost every couple of decades, right? Or at least every decade, just about. And I think people are over it. So I think there will be some unity from it. Again, nobody wants any of this shit to happen. But should a national traumatizing event happen, it's going to create unity, just not for the purpose that they want it to.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Nobody's going to support that. I think I agree with that. Yeah. But there's a lot of NPCs, you know what i'm saying so they repeat and parrot what the fuck they hear on tv and what they hear from their political party and that's a disturbing reality you know for you to agree with everything that your quote-unquote political party says or does um that's not a noble thing and that's not an intelligent thing no you should have criticisms on your own political party about how they can do things better that doesn't mean you're less bought in that doesn't mean you're it means you're a critical thinker
Starting point is 00:26:55 and that you think for yourself and if you don't have criticisms uh and you're a democrat and you don't have criticisms of of joe biden you're a fucking sheep you're a fucking moron okay and you could say the same thing about the other side people who do not criticize trump at all for anything that he says or does and i think a lot of his criticism is bullshit i'll just say that but you know like there are things that he should be criticized about and for people who follow him to act like those things don't exist that's equally moronic as these fucking zombies on the left and dude for us to get to a society that is real and that is going to move our country forward that is going to create a situation where
Starting point is 00:27:38 your children grow up in a fruitful society or even have a chance to live in a free society, we are going to have to reorganize our thought process into making decisions and judging things based on fact and reality. We can no longer judge things on our feelings. The question should never be from this point forward, is this offensive question should be is it true and if we continue to ask that question if it's true without all the emotional stimulation without all the propagation without all the division then we can start to solve problems in society and move forward as a collective but until we get to that point where we are answering the question, is it true? And we are basing our government and our decision making and our cultural society around facts and reality.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Nothing will change. It will continue to digress into chaos. Do you understand what I'm saying? We have to stop pretending this playtime pretend shit. You know, a man could be a woman. A woman could be a man. We have to stop pretending this playtime pretend shit. You know, a man could be a woman. A woman could be a man fucking all I I'm in my feelings 24 seven. I'm depressed. I'm anxious. I'm fucking, I don't want to work anymore. Blah, blah, blah. You get a trophy for hundredth place. Like dude, all this shit has to end. like we have to get back to reality okay and if we can't get back there we can't fucking solve any of the problems okay we need to look at the
Starting point is 00:29:11 exact individuals you know when people say oh well you know six percent of the population creates 53 or 63 of the violent crime i can't remember the date off top of my head 55 yeah that's not saying that black it should never be said blacks create all the crap that's not how it should be said it should be said there's a bunch of criminals that happen to live in this group of people we need to find out their fucking names and put them in fucking jail like bro these generalizations and this fake shit it ruins society ruining culture and society. And people are too afraid to say the facts. They are too afraid to say the truth. And then when they do get the courage, they say it in a generalizing way, which only continues to propagate the issue at hand.
Starting point is 00:29:58 You see what I'm saying? Absolutely. Like when this fucking crazy bitch is on TV talking about, you know, fucking Hitler and white people and all this shit. Bro, you're creating the problems. You're creating your own problem. Bro, white people are not the problems in the black community. You know what? White people stay the fuck out of the black community because there are so many problems.
Starting point is 00:30:20 And people don't even want to admit that. They don't want to say that because it's a quote unquote racist. Well, is it true? That's the fucking question that we should answer if we want to solve what's going on. You see what I'm saying? Like, bro, we like when people say, oh, it's the Jews. No, it's specific people that are causing this, that are planning this out, that are doing these things. And these people need to be held
Starting point is 00:30:45 accountable it's not an entire group of people and until we stop this identity shit which is racist towards everybody it's racist to generalize any group of people that's what racism means black people white people jewish people fucking latino people whatever bro when you say that and that comes out of your fucking mouth That's racist shit Real talk and I know we joke a lot And we have fun and we talk shit on the show But like bro real shit Like it ain't cool
Starting point is 00:31:14 It's not cool to be like that man No Guys let us know down in the comments what you guys thought about this Let us know With that being said let's go check something out I got three of them for you oh three yeah we got three three we got we got three so um this this first comment comes from hey it's denise denise denise denise or denise i'll get on denise i'll let let you be the judge of that. Several things. Being trans is not a mental illness.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Oh. Not every trans person medically transitions. If you're not trans, fantastic. Save your breath. Don't eat yourselves alive freaking out about trans people existing. I'll never understand why cis people waste so much energy on things that don't pertain to them. People aren't having gender reassignment surgery left and right. It's seriously not as big of a deal as people are making it.
Starting point is 00:32:12 Saying you, quote, don't care if someone is trans, it's not very convincing when you never shut up about trans people. Either admit that you care or stop talking about it in a negative way. Look here, Denzel. All right, let me fucking tell you something. Well, first of all, we'll go line by line uh it is a fucking mental illness it is a mental thing that you're gonna cut off your dick because you fucking think you're someone else that's that's a mental fucking illness okay uh not every trans person medically medically cool fucking i cool so then you're not trans fantastic fantastic. Save your breath. Nope.
Starting point is 00:32:45 This is my show. I'll say whatever the fuck I want. Don't eat yourselves a lot. I don't. I don't give a fuck if they exist. I'll never understand why cis people, I'm not a cis person. I'm just a person, waste so much energy on things that don't pertain to them. That's where you're wrong, lady.
Starting point is 00:33:01 They do pertain to me because trans people grown men put on drag and they dress as women and they run around society trying to shove it down everybody's throat and dance in front of everybody's kids so it does pertain to us and we're tired of it okay now if they were to just go along their way like everybody else does in reality and goes and I realized that yes There are a lot of trans people that just go live their lives. I'm sure if we ask them they're irritated by this shit, too Okay, so there's a few things back lady You you don't get it people don't you don't have a right and nobody has a right to run and shove this shit in children's faces. No one has a right to tell me or tell you or tell anyone else that we have to play by a different set of rules.
Starting point is 00:33:52 It's not about them existing. It's about them imposing a false reality on everybody else. And if we don't want to play the make-believe Candyland game then we're called a bigot and a racist and you try to get us fired from our fucking jobs okay so that's where we're at here it's not we uh you know fucking are obsessed with this it's that that group of people imposes their will on people and you help them in fact you look like one of the ladies who's uh the upper middle class pinkies up bruncher who makes all this shit their identity so whatever dude i don't really give a shit denise denzel one of those either admit that i care you're right i do care i care a lot i care that i don't have my rights imposed on and that
Starting point is 00:34:45 my children aren't taught to suck dicks when they're three years old that's what i care about i care about that a lot outside of that i care that i'm i'm told i'm a bigot whenever i don't fucking know what the fuck i'm talking to and i say the wrong name okay uh and i also care that i'm being forced to play make-believe otherwise Otherwise, I'm a bigot racist piece of shit. And I'm not the only one that cares. There's a whole bunch of fucking people that care. I'm just one of the only ones with the fucking balls to say it. You still got them.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Okay. Yeah. So I do care because they care. Now, if they would stop caring and leave everybody the fuck alone and go on their way, I wouldn't care. So I don't care if that convinces you or not. But this is my show, and I'll say whatever the fuck I want. One for one, baby. Let's keep this moving.
Starting point is 00:35:32 We got another one. This comes from RayGuitard1. RayGuitard1. Guitard? Guitard. G-E-T-A-R-D-1. Okay. That's Guitard, right?
Starting point is 00:35:44 I fucking I guess he says uh another black and white video set to somber music of a bearded man presumably no
Starting point is 00:35:53 hair under that hat yelling at the camera with obvious life platitudes if I had a nickel I got fucking hair
Starting point is 00:36:03 the fuck you talking about I thought they were talking about me at first but i got sensitive hey maybe they are talking about you i don't know yeah fuck you then well cool man look away yeah all right the internet's a fun place. Bro, it's fun. Yeah. It's fun. Yeah, you know you can just swipe. You know what I'm saying? Like, something must have caught your eye, bro. Yeah. Must have been this handsome face.
Starting point is 00:36:33 That's what it was. Yeah. And by the way, feel free to jerk off to my hair, asshole. Two for two. Yeah. Guys, let's keep this moving. We got a final one. This is a good one. It comes from Katie Peabody, 1089.
Starting point is 00:36:48 She says, last night, my 10-year-old daughter made the most Andy comment after her brother lost a soccer game. He was pissed about the loss, and she confidently states, quote, I don't know what losing feels like. I always win. It must suck to be a loser. Fuck, she ain't wrong. That's great.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Oh, fuck, dude. That's funny. Changing the world one savage at a time. That's what I'm talking about. Kill, kill, kill, baby. Yeah. I love it. I love it.
Starting point is 00:37:20 Guys, we appreciate you guys. We really appreciate you guys being real ass fans. Thanks for liking, commenting, and sharing. Continue to not be whores. Yeah. You know what I like, bro? You know what my favorite thing about the internet is? What's that?
Starting point is 00:37:31 It's like when I see, because like, dude, you know, a lot of the clips get a lot of traffic, right? And sometimes I'll check out the comments and I'll see a bunch of people talking shit like that guy who said if he had a nickel, he'd be rich or whatever. I love that when people fucking bash these people in the comments and just kill them i always hammered i all is he they get a lot of you get hammered i all dude i love it i always follow those people dude the ones that hammer yeah i always try to follow them because because like bro why wouldn't you right like these people are sticking up for you when you ain't even around
Starting point is 00:38:02 they don't know you're gonna see the shit they... So, to all you guys that do that shit, thank you. It's awesome. I try to follow you when I see it. It's fucking great. It's real shit, man. Yeah. Well, let's keep this cruise moving, man. Got some other stuff.
Starting point is 00:38:15 I mean, I don't see it all the time, but when I do, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's like, yeah. When you do, though. That's cool. Our people are savage. They don't take no shit. That's real shit, man.
Starting point is 00:38:23 All right. Headline number two. Headline number two. Headline number two reads, anti-abortion groups rally behind Trump despite their disappointment. Now, this was an interesting one to see today. Now, I know it's your stance on the show that abortions, it isn't a below the line issue. I agree with the same thing, right? Like, I mean, we got other bigger, bigger fish to fry right now. Um,
Starting point is 00:38:47 but this was a very interesting move to see coming out of Donald Trump's campaign addressing, uh, the abortion and his stance on abortion. I thought it was really, really interesting. you know, but there's been some people that come out that like,
Starting point is 00:38:59 you know, they don't agree with this stance 100%. No shit. But they still understand that he's the best option we got right oh well they're thinking with their fucking brains now yeah so uh anti-abortion groups are dismayed with donald trump for failing to endorse a national ban but they are not abandoning him after a more than year-long pressure campaign pushing the former president to call for federal restrictions on abortion top anti-abortion groups groups on Monday were dealt a major blow. Trump
Starting point is 00:39:25 announced he believes abortions should be regulated at the state level. Here's his video from his campaign. Many people have asked me what my position is on abortion and abortion rights, especially since I was proudly the person responsible for the ending of something that all legal scholars, both sides, wanted and, in fact, demanded. Be ended. Roe v. Wade. They wanted it ended. It must be remembered that the Democrats are the radical ones on this position because they support abortion up to and even beyond the ninth month. The concept of having an abortion in the later months and even execution after birth, and that's exactly what it is. The baby is born, the baby is executed after birth is unacceptable, and almost everyone agrees with that. My view is now that we have
Starting point is 00:40:19 abortion where everybody wanted it from a legal standpoint, the states will determine by vote or legislation or perhaps both, and whatever they decide must be the law of the land, in this case, the law of the state. Many states will be different. Many will have a different number of weeks, or some will have more conservative than others, and that's what they will be. At the end of the day, this is all about the will of the people. You must follow your heart or, in many cases, your religion or your faith.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Do what's right for your family and do what's right for yourself. Do what's right for your children. Do what's right for our country and vote. So important to vote. At the end of the day, it's all about will of the people. That's where we are right now. And that's what we want, the will of the people. Yeah. So, I mean, it's very, very simple, which I think is a very just practical application if you're going to address it, right? Like, let the states decide. If your state has too weak of laws,
Starting point is 00:41:23 move. If they're too strong, your strong move right but like the idea that this was a pressing issue it's not top five it's not top 10 i don't even think no and fucking conservatives lose every motherfucking election on this one issue because they're too stupid to understand issue man you jam it down people's throats you tell all these women what they can do with their body it's no different than whenever they were telling you guys to get fucking vaxxed. It's the same shit presented a different way. And, dude, the reality is, is that it should be what he said and what most people agree with, because there's more to this than what I saw this, is that there are exceptions for incest and rape and the mother's health and things like that and when these super mega right people who are anti-abortion and they're
Starting point is 00:42:16 fanatical about it when you guys jam this shit down everybody's throat those people think that you want them to have babies when they're raped or when their dad has sex with them and rapes them or when fucking uh you know an illegal immigrant rapes them on the street like you guys are telling those women that they need to have those babies and there's very few women that agree with that very very few so women feel like they have to vote the Democrat. Otherwise, they don't have that option for their own body. OK, so Republicans and conservatives and common sense people lose people on this issue every time. The reason that Biden was even elected last time was over this issue because they were saying the same shit.
Starting point is 00:43:06 Trump wants to ban abortions. Trump wants to ban abortions. Republicans want to ban abortions. They're my body, my choice. And you get every motherfucking woman out there. It doesn't matter where they come from saying, dude, that's not cool. Like, what if this happens to me? What if that happens to me? What if this happens to our daughter?
Starting point is 00:43:21 What about this and this and this? And then you try to present that to these like totally, you know, anti-abortion activists. And they're like, you're out of line with God and this and that. Well, bro, not everybody believes the same things you believe. Right. Okay. And this country was founded on multicultural existence. Okay. It is not a one religion nation.
Starting point is 00:43:42 And you might think that you're going to get that, but you're never going to get that again. It's over. Okay. So we have to, we have to understand that if we are to have freedom, there are going to be people that have different views than us. And if they differ than us, we are going to have to tolerate those views at some level. Right now, that doesn't mean tolerating people going in schools and shaking their dicks or minor attracted people or any of this shit but what it does mean is in cases like this where
Starting point is 00:44:13 there's a below the line issue that does not affect people but a few times in their life we are not going to present that issue as the top issue because we lose elections on it. And then we see what's happening in the world. Now the economy shit, crime goes crazy. Drugs are everywhere. Shit's fucked up. You know, I could go down the list a million different ways. You know, we're, we're in the most vulnerable place we've been in for, in my lifetime. And, uh, you know these these these anti-abortion people they this is like all they care about this is all they care about and it's like bro you're no different than the pro-abortion people and it's like dude it should be at the state level and it should be the people that are deciding and if you don't like what your state decides that means that you maybe don't belong in that state real talk right they're very simple man um that's all i'm glad it's a below the line issue and and
Starting point is 00:45:12 to the to where i feel about it because you're all going to fucking talk shit because you can't please anybody on this topic is that we need a common sense solution to this okay you got to understand we're not going to fucking agree with every single decision dude and and you're so you're going to throw away your own bank account your own livelihood your own career your own ability to live in a civilized society because you don't abortion is not banned completely or you know you're anti you're pro-abortion and that's all you care about? What are you... How fucking stupid are you? So you're going to vote this way and ruin your entire fucking life
Starting point is 00:45:51 and your existence in this country? On that one topic. Yes! Bro, it's low IQ shit. We have to start looking at situations as above the line and below the line. Abortion is a below the line issue because of the infrequency that it is even brought up in people's life and if you're one of these people
Starting point is 00:46:13 that's had 17 abortions stop fucking people okay have some personal responsibility right go get on the pill or fucking don't take so many dicks. All right. Like real talk. So like my whole thing is, is like, bro, I don't agree. I used to be totally pro choice as I've gotten older. I've started to realize I don't agree with that because some people do it 500 times and that's their birth control. Right. So I don't agree with that but i also don't agree that you could tell someone what they can and can't do based off of your personal values yeah so so dude we're gonna have to come to a reality here of like hey it's probably not a good thing there's much better options uh but in certain situations there should be exceptions made
Starting point is 00:47:02 and i think that's very reasonable i think that's a reasonable way to look at it well and then taking that a step further saying that it can't it's not something that should be decided federally leave it up to the states it's very fair i mean in my i agree i think it's the it's the most fair you can get um but of course uh biden doesn't agree with that oh well biden accuses trump of uh simply lying with abortion statement his statement says uh while all his empty words on fertility treatments trump doesn't tell you the MAGA republicans he controls in congress have put forth bills that could ban fertility treatments and that the speaker of the house has empowered he empowered is one of the strongest supporters for a national abortion ban in the nation biden wrote let there be no illusion if donald trump
Starting point is 00:47:44 is elected and the MAGA republicans in congress put a national abortion ban in the nation, Biden wrote. Let there be no illusion. If Donald Trump is elected and the MAGA Republicans in Congress put a national abortion ban on the Resolute Desk, Trump will sign it into law, he added. That's bullshit. Complete bullshit. That's total bullshit. Bro, these people are fucking liars. You know, like the other woman who said,
Starting point is 00:48:00 oh, he's going to run down and break the glass of the Constitution. These people are afraid. And what they're really doing is projecting. Who signed 17 executive orders outside of Congress the first day he was in office? Who did that? He did. Oh, that was Joe Biden. Who's put our country in this fucking terribly vulnerable position?
Starting point is 00:48:18 Oh, that was Joe Biden. You know, that woman on the first screen, she's talking about, you know, I know what they'll do. You know why she knows what they'll do? Because that's what the first screen She's talking about you know how I know what they'll do You know why she knows what they'll do Because that's what the fuck she'll do These people are expert gaslighters And projectors They fucking project everything
Starting point is 00:48:34 They gaslight you it's not really happening And then by the time it's so Undeniable it's happening they say Well it's your fault that's happening Yeah it's your fault that's happening You know like or it's your fault that's happening yeah it's your fault that's happening you know like or it's good that it's happening right you don't say a good thing yeah like these people are fucking pieces of shit yeah and and dude they're the tyrants okay and they tell you the reason they're so afraid now is because that's what they're gonna do trump's not gonna do that
Starting point is 00:49:02 trump's smart enough to understand that that's costing people elections and that's what they're going to do trump's not going to do that trump's smart enough to understand that that's costing people elections and that's what's driven us to this progressive crap that we have in society right now it's this one issue this one issue being jammed down women's throat has allowed our country to go so far fucking left that it's unrecognizable now side note here you know biden brings up the resolute desk, and I thought that was interesting because I also saw this headline. Bro, if conservatives dropped this issue altogether, just dropped it, they'd never lose an election ever again. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:36 Ever. It's fine how it is right now. It's fine. Keep it moving. Just keep it moving. We've got more important things to worry about. But side note knowing this, so Biden brought up this resolute desk, right? You know, the desk they use in the Oval Office. Did you see the statement that Trump put out saying that Donald Trump suggests Joe Biden soiled the coveted resolute desk as he blasts president over border policy and comments he made at investor dinner where where he raised $50.5 million. So apparently Biden pissed himself while sitting at the Resolute Desk.
Starting point is 00:50:09 Trump has the proof. It says it's absolutely real. To the point he actually said, he said, the Resolute Desk is beautiful, Trump proclaimed. Ronald Reagan used it. Others used it. He then sounded disgusted, according to the unnamed attendee, quote, and he's using it.
Starting point is 00:50:27 I might not use it next time. It's been soiled, and I mean that literally, which is sad. Listen, it don't surprise me. I fucking can't stand this. I can't stand it, dude. The guy comes in. He signs 17 executive orders, shuts down domestic oil production, fucks our entire economy, fucks our supply chain up, withdraws from Afghanistan, drains our strategic oil reserves, gets us in all this shit,
Starting point is 00:51:02 causes massive amounts of inflation intentionally, allows fucking tens of millions of migrants to come across the border who are now fucking up everybody's lives. And this guy has the balls to any of these people have the balls to point their finger at fucking Trump. That is Trump derangement syndrome, a hundred percent. And I'm no fucking MAGA super fan. Like I got plenty of criticisms about Donald Trump. And I've made them clear on the show many times. I fucking can't stand these fucking liars, though.
Starting point is 00:51:34 Yeah. And he's pissing at the desk. That ain't all he's doing, bro. These people are fucking disgusting people, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments let us know what you guys think with that being said let's get to our third and final headline headline number three um bringing it all together now got a little joe biden and foreign nationals so uh this headline reads joe biden balloons temporary amnesty to include 1.2
Starting point is 00:52:00 million foreign nationals all right so joe biden just gave amnesty temporary amnesty to 1.2 million of these illegals that also happen to be national foreigners uh from other countries yeah they're going to try to get these people to vote dude so president joe biden has helped balloon the number of foreign nationals living in the united states who are eligible or receiving temporary protected status for tps making them ineligible for deportation now this is interesting because what's the talk of the town right now trump has said that we've said on the show these people need to be deported and it's interesting that no he's gonna try listen between now and november they're gonna try to grant amnesty to all of these people and they they're going to do it little chunks at a time like this. Yep.
Starting point is 00:52:47 And they're going to fucking say these people are American citizens and they're allowed to vote. They cannot be deported. Every single one of those motherfuckers is going to vote for Biden because they don't want to be deported. Like this is how they're going to try to steal the election. You're going to lose your fucking country because you fucking felt bad because Aoc stood at the border and fucking fake cried and you're gonna lose your country because you felt bad when 65 of the people coming across are military age single males you're gonna feel you're you're gonna lose your country because of that because you fucking i can't stand it dude yeah analysis from the pew research center reveals
Starting point is 00:53:26 that our fucking republican lawmakers and congress people and senators better get their fucking heads out of their asses analysis from the pew research center reveals that as of late last month almost 1.2 million foreign nationals are eligible or receiving tps so they can stay in the united states secure work permits and avoid deportation. Since taking office, Biden's Department of Homeland Security has added Afghanistan, Burma, Cameroon, Ethiopia, Ukraine, Venezuela to the list of countries where nationals residing in the United States, but who do not have any immigration status, can qualify for TPS. Last September, Biden extended TPS to almost half a million Venezuelans in the United States. That was after almost a quarter million Venezuelans were offered TPS in 2021. So this is not nothing new.
Starting point is 00:54:16 They've been working on this. Yeah, so that's over 2 million people he's already gotten. We're working it. Yeah. They're already starting to push it in. And on top of that that another report comes out that on biden's watch the nation's foreign-born population has exploded so not only are these people coming here illegally not only is he giving them temporary protected status these people are
Starting point is 00:54:37 multiplying with inside the country um the latest estimates from the Center for Immigration Studies show that more than 51 million foreign born residents now reside in the United States. Fifty one million. That's the largest ever in American history. Quote, the foreign born share of the U.S. population has more than tripled since 1970, nearly doubled since 1990 and is up 40% just since 2000. CIS research is right. Since President Biden took office in January 2021, the foreign-born population has grown by 6.4 million people. So that's just in the last four years.
Starting point is 00:55:18 You know, and with this, you know, there's been some, you know, I think not just here in this country, there's starting to be a lot of upticks in society of people basically getting tired of this illegal situation that we have going on. You're seeing a lot more. There'll be Americans are being replaced. OK, Americans don't like the government. Every government. So the government doesn't change their policy because they're supposed to serve Americans. So they don't they
Starting point is 00:55:46 you want evidence that these people are fucking not our people look what they're doing we don't like what they're doing so their solution is to bring in a new voter base that's their solution and you think these people give a fuck about you and me they're trying to replace you they're going to replace you with an entire group of people that aren't from here, weren't born here, come from other places, don't share American culture for their own ability to steal our tax dollars and corrupt our system. To stay in power. To stay in power and to come out worth hundreds of millions of dollars. So these people are selling you and me and everybody else down the fucking toilet so that they can get rich and they can stay in power and you think we don't need a massive
Starting point is 00:56:31 change in the system bro people don't realize how bad it really is no but some people are some people are realizing hey we got to take action to our own hands uh i got a clip here from belgium um of a migrant causing some problems and being dealt with. And we're starting to see it all over the country. I got another clip here coming out of New York City. Let's watch this first clip though real quick. This is in Belgium.
Starting point is 00:56:55 It's a migrant. He started throwing stuff at people. And he gets dealt with. Should have soccer kicked that dude in the fucking face. Oh, here's another video. Now, this is coming straight out of New York City. This is a migrant who tried to attack, and he actually punched an elderly lady in the street. And he gets dealt some swift justice as well. This video has no sound, but you guys can find all of these videos.
Starting point is 00:57:21 Which guy is it? Oh, you'll see it. You'll see it. You guys can find all these videos on AndyFacella.com. you'll see it. You'll see it. You guys can find all these videos on andyfusella.com. We link them up there for you. Here's the clip. Punches the lady, then he gets dealt with justice. They beat his ass. That's fucking
Starting point is 00:57:39 awesome. That's how it's supposed to be. Yeah, and you know what's awesome? It's a bunch of black Americans doing it. That was a white lady they to be. Yeah, and you know what's awesome? It's a bunch of black Americans doing it. That was a white lady they got attacked. Yeah, that's right. See, that's what needs to be happening here. What needs to be happening here is that black Americans and white Americans and Latino
Starting point is 00:57:55 Americans are all getting together and saying, we're fucking Americans and you're not going to fuck with us. You're not going to fuck with our people, not if they're black, if they're white, if they're fucking Asian. It doesn't matter if they're Americans and you come here from your shithole country and you fuck with us, you're going to be dealt with. That needs to be the fucking policy of what we, how we treat these people running up and down the streets, punching people, fucking doing whatever the fuck they want, beating up the cops, flipping the cops off.
Starting point is 00:58:22 You see, they divided us intentionally in 2020 so that this exact unity wouldn't happen when they did this shit and now people are starting to figure it out i love it dude i love it people are starting to get it it's americans and then it's other people it's not black it's not white it's not gay it's not straight it's's not white. It's not gay. It's not straight. It's Americans. And then it's other people. That's what the fuck people are figuring out. And they're also figuring out that it's American citizens and those people in Washington, D.C. are our fucking enemies. They're figuring that out, too.
Starting point is 00:59:00 Yeah, they don't want clips like this to be shown. No. They don't want you to see these things. This is awesome, dude. These things are happening. Dude, how big of a bitch are you to punch some elderly woman in the fucking face we're seeing it all the time
Starting point is 00:59:10 unprovoked you guys took it too easy on that dude and then they're over there treating the woman making sure she's good it's fucking awesome man good dudes right there guys let us know what you guys think join us down in the conversation, down in the comments.
Starting point is 00:59:25 Let us know. With that being said, that was our third and final headline. Let's get to our final segment of the show. Thumbs up or dumb as fuck. I like a little country music. You like country music? Yeah. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:59:37 Of course. Right? Yeah, well, you got to. Of course. Yeah, right. That's right. Going down to country town. I got to love me a little ban banjo you know what i'm saying
Starting point is 00:59:46 that's right yeah yeah deliverance style you ever saw that dude from from deliverance that plays the banjo no google it right now throw it up there on the screen let's see what we got banjo boy from deliverance banjo boy i don't like how that sounds already well if you watch a movie you really wouldn't like it you see him uh live yeah spelled deliverance right yeah deliverance see that little that little red fucker what the fuck is that yeah throw that guy up on the screen he's like sitting on a porch with banjo what is that yeah that guy right there now look at that guy who's who's that look like who's that look like like if he was like 80 years old joe biden fuck that fucking looks just like him doesn't it fuck that does look like joe biden why does that look like joe biden i don't know i noticed that he looks just like him dude what's the implication here i don't know fuck yeah well gotta feed the uh conspiracies
Starting point is 01:00:46 yeah eat on that one for a little bit but uh yeah we like a little country music here um i like a little country music every now and then let's let's see what's happening in country town i sure if you saw this our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads morgan wallen arrested after throwing chair from roof of Nashville bar report. You see this? I heard about it this morning. Yeah. So country singer Morgan Wallen was taken into custody on felony charges Sunday night per local police records.
Starting point is 01:01:16 The 30 year old was arrested after allegedly throwing a chair off the roof of a bar downtown nashville according to wkrn police officers were reportedly standing in front of chief's bar on broadway at around 10 53 p.m when the chair crashed to the ground in front of them the officers went inside to investigate eventually determining that wallen had thrown the chair witnesses reportedly described seeing wallen quote pick up the chair throw it over them laughing afterward the last night singer was charged with three counts of reckless endangerment and disorderly conduct. He was booked at Metro Jail early Monday morning and released. The report said Wallen's attorney issued a short statement confirming the incident.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Here's a video clip of him being arrested. I didn't do nothing. I didn't do nothing I didn't hit nobody Nobody got hit with a chair We were just having a good time The cops are laughing He's laughing too everybody's laughing pro he's got a blue polo on like he looks just like a fuck like he just came
Starting point is 01:02:36 from golf now listen I like Morgan while I think it might have just been a little bit too much Natalie dude they got a little too wild. That's all it is, man. They would punch nobody in the fucking face. Listen, nobody could touch him. I tell you what, he's lucky he didn't crack that on somebody's head or even a cop's head. No, see, I feel like that would be different, okay? Like if somebody actually got hurt, okay. Nobody even got hurt, bro.
Starting point is 01:02:57 Listen, let Morgan Wallen, you know. Be Morgan Wallen. Let him do his thing, man. You know what? Natalite would get you. Yeah's Natty Light to get you. Yeah. Natty Light does get you. Another one is Milwaukee's Beast.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Milwaukee's Best? Yeah. Oh, that's what you guys call it, Beast. Yeah. If you really want to get wild, you drink Milwaukee's Beast Ice. That shit will fucking make you into a raging lunatic. Don't ask me how I know. I don't feel like Morgan he doesn't even have the face of like
Starting point is 01:03:30 violence. Like I don't see him Nah bro he looks like he's probably just having fun. He thought I was trying to do a party trick bro. Yeah and it didn't work out. Shit. Well. Look at his mugshot. I know it's funny dude. It's fucking great.shot. I know. It's funny.
Starting point is 01:03:45 It's fucking great. Yeah. I'm glad nobody got hurt, though, for real. Yeah. I bet you the cops made him sing in the jail. Look at him smile at his mugshot. Sing the song. Sing the song.
Starting point is 01:03:58 Sing the song. Yeah. What do we got on this, man? Thumbs up. I mean, bro, you know, nobody got hurt. I say free my boy Morgan, man. Free Morgan? Free Morgan.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Hashtag free Morgan, bro. You know, I've done worse and not gotten arrested. That's what I'm saying. It's like, come on, man. I would have let him go. Well, it's probably one of them things where, like, there was, like, too many guys around. They couldn't just let him go because, like, you know, you got the one guy who will fucking tell on everybody that's true oh like the cops yeah yeah because there's always that one guy oh that's morgan warland we can't arrest him who the fuck is that i don't care who he is yeah right
Starting point is 01:04:33 that guy that guy yeah the by the book guy fuck that guy yeah we well we all know him every every cop knows him too there's that guy he got picked on in school he's by the book no exceptions and all the other cops hate him and he said we're arresting him and then he probably posts on his twitter i arrested morgan wallen he's writing it right now look that's him he's tweeting it out right now yeah we just got morgan wallen like he just arrested Morgan Wallen. Motherfuckers. Like he fucking just fucking arrested fucking. Babe, babe, yeah, fuck this guy. What about now? Fucking thinks he's better than everybody.
Starting point is 01:05:10 Fucking piece of shit, Morgan Wallen. Last night we had. Fucking big country superstar, lots of money. Threw a chair, basically hit me. Fucking piece of shit. I'm going to charge him with attempted murder. Fucking thinks his rules don't apply to him. Though the rules apply.
Starting point is 01:05:27 Rules apply. He's gonna tell that story till he's a hundred fucking years old. You know what happened to me one time? By the time he's 80, it's gonna be, I arrested the biggest criminal in Nashville. Morgan Wallen. Look him up. Killed 17 people with the chair.
Starting point is 01:05:44 Booked him. Yeah. Fucking I got that motherfucker. Killed 17 people with the chair. Booked him. Yeah. Fucking I got that motherfucker. Killed 17 people with the chair. That was all me. The other guys didn't even want to do it. I fucking put my gear on. I locked him up by myself.
Starting point is 01:05:57 I went in there. I broke the door down, even though there was no door. And I fucking hauled that motherfucker right out. By his fucking ears, man. And then I played poor me all the way to the jail cell. Made him listen to his own shit. He cried the whole time like a bitch. You know the one guy. Don't you?
Starting point is 01:06:17 Yeah, right. That's 100% accurate. Yeah. That's 100% accurate, man. Yeah, I think this is dumb as fuck. I think it's dumb just because of that guy. Dude, listen. There's bigger problems in the world.
Starting point is 01:06:34 You know? Like abortion. Yes. Yes. Much bigger problem. Let's get rowdy. That's it, man. You know what it was?
Starting point is 01:06:43 He was probably upset about Trump saying that about abortion. It caused him to throw the chair. If he just said that as a story, bro, he'd get off. Yeah, he'd be free. Emotional distress. Everybody would be free. Trauma. Like everybody else.
Starting point is 01:06:54 Yep. Even Jennifer Lulu would get on that. I fucking, I fucking, yeah, I got trauma from fucking watching her dumbass talking to that microphone. Them red glasses. Why they always got these colored glasses and shit, bro? Why you all got to be so fucking weird? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:11 Like, just be a normal human, man. Yeah. Get yourself some fucking, never mind. What? No. What? Get some what? Some shut the fuck up juice.
Starting point is 01:07:21 That's what the fuck she needs. Well, guys, Andy, that is all I got, man. Yeah. I got that motherfucker. Fuck it all by myself, too. All right, don't be a hoe. Show the show. Went from sleeping on the floor.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove. Counted millions in a cold. Bad bitch, booted swole Got her on bankroll Can't fold, just a note Headshot, case closed

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