REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 690. Andy & DJ CTI: Israel Strikes Back At Iran, Jury Selection Complete Of Trump Hush Money Trial & Biden Admin Leaves Hundreds Of U.S. Troops 'Hostage' In Niger

Episode Date: April 20, 2024

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Israel striking back at Iran, the jury selection being completed on day 4 of Trump's hush money trial, and the Biden administration leaving hundreds of U.S. Troops 'Hostage' in Niger.

What is up guys, it's Andy Fristella and this is the show for the realest sake of out of the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have a special Saturday. Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. We had to do it on Saturday, man. We only got one in this week. We had to get two. We know you guys love it.

It's your favorite episode. We're extra handsome. You want to see us, hear hear us give us hugs and stuff through the phone you know it's all good what's up dude i'm actually not a big hugger like that though man i'm gonna be honest really yeah like i mean i like i will but like let me initiate it let you initiate the hugs yeah like don't initiate a hug on me yeah let me do it you know i'm saying does that make sense is that weird i don't know i mean is that weird people's got their own preferences about how i don't like people touching me at all that's what

i'm saying like i mean you know i'm just like i like it like if i want to if i want to be touched i will initiate the touching yeah i kind of get that yeah i mean it's normal yeah you know what i don't like dude is that when people here's what i really fucking don't like oh let's do this yeah pet peeves let's get it up when people grab me from behind oh yeah you know because like getting stabbed from behind like that and then like when people grab my shoulder they're like i'm walking and they're like hey bro don't do that yeah you know what i don't like remember that time that fucking happened to me i'm not gonna say who it was i almost fucking killed him yeah i remember that yeah yeah i do i do remember i'm not gonna say who it was because it was a public figure.

But I do remember that. Yeah. You know what else really grinds my gears is people that don't know when to let go of a handshake. Oh, man. Like they keep going? Bro, like they won't let go. Yeah.

They will not let go, bro. I cannot stand it. I feel like there's- It gets awkward. There's like a- Dude, three seconds. No, I don't know how long it is, but there's like a there's like a uh three seconds no i don't know how long it is but there's like a clear delineated moment where it gets weird as fuck you know i'm

saying like it goes from normal and then all of a sudden it's weird let go yeah like let me go man and then what happens is you like look in their eyes and you're like oh this is a little this is a little gay yeah we just made eye contact yeah i don't know about this you know it's a weird thing three seconds yeah three seconds yeah that's all you get yeah and let me go yeah i can agree with that one that's a weird one yeah man what's going on with you everything good yeah just doing the thing man yeah just doing the thing we had a tornado come through yesterday we did did. We did have a little tornado, bro. That was crazy. Shit was wild.

Yeah. It was quick. I mean, but that shit was wild. Yeah. That was, that was, I mean, we see a lot of weather here. That was pretty serious weather. Oh yeah. And I don't know about, and like, I mean, just, it just came so quick.

Cause like, I mean, I remember like I was watching. That's what she said. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's typical, but I was watching the radar and shit man i'm like oh like this thing's like here it's here yeah and then it's gone i'm like all right yeah it came through quick yeah it did yeah um sweet man well so we decided to do cti this week for saturday because uh real talk there's there's a lot of shit going on.

We realized that we didn't get two in this week. I like to get two in a week. We might be moving that up, maybe making some changes in the rotation. I know everybody likes the Q&AF and all that, but I think CTI is going to get a little bit more love than the other shows

moving forward. Let us know what shows yeah moving forward let us know what you guys think let us know down in the comments yeah yeah all right man sweet well you want to do it yeah let's do some cruising yeah let's do it yeah don't forget we got a fee for the show all right the fee doesn't mean send us money although we'll take it what it really means is support the show man we're constantly dealing with all these issues on the internet where they don't want us to be seen and heard and you know all the little tips and tricks they do to suppress what's going on and you know if you want the message to be heard you guys are going to have to share it so when we say pay the fee that's what that means you know we don't run ads on the show

i don't talk about all this shit that i don't use um i appreciate that you support our companies but share the show you know what i'm saying like get the word out don't be a hoe show the show all right let's get into it man um i thought i thought it'd be cool to bring back um one of our segments because we haven't done in a minute uh dumbass of the day dumbass of dumbass of the day let's do it yeah this one should come at no surprise um hold on kamala harris close joe biden yes all right yes joe biden joe biden uh which i mean listen like he might get the yearly award for this like we probably should do grammys or some well it's almost like it's almost like it's so obvious you know what i mean like it's it's almost not fair it's not fair i mean like listen it's not right we're picking on a evil tyrant who's just you know getting in

his old you know centuries of yeah but i like picking on him so let's do it let's do it yeah biden dumbass of the day helen reeds. Biden says a child gave him the middle finger. It happens all the time. Well, if you stop fucking sniffing them, bro, they probably stop that shit. He can't help that, though. You start doing weird shit like walking off the stage and trying to sniff all these little kids. And you're a weird motherfucker, bro. I don't know if you noticed.

Like, you ever watched yourself on TV tv i don't think they let him bro you wander off the stage to go find like 10 year old kids and then they look at you like you're like you're a crepe creepy old man because you are he sniffs out the gerber fucking baby food bro it's fucking weird but yeah 81 million votes joe biden this week said a child gave him the middle finger. Quote, it happens all the time. Here's the clip. Yeah, his little MAGA child. Here's the clip. I never thought I'd see a sign when I'm going through

a neighborhood or a rural town in the west or something and see big signs that have a Trump sign in the middle that says F Biden. And having a little kid standing with his middle finger, seven years old, eight years old. Well, I promise it happens all the time.

Yeah, but you know what? It's wrong for them to give the finger, but let them cut off their dicks. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, that's completely fine. Now, the funny thing about this, though, is that just happens all the time. Well, maybe it's you, man. Maybe it's you. You know, if something continues to happen over and over again, sometimes we've got to say, hey, maybe it's me.

Maybe it is. I'm the problem. Yeah. The funny thing about this, though, man, is man is that like i think just a day before this um or maybe even no i think it was actually earlier that day um because this was uh at uh in scranton pennsylvania but earlier that day he was asked a very interesting question and let's see his response so this this clip is before the middle finger situation and and just listen to this when you drive around the area you see a

lot of trump signs not very many biden signs do you feel like you're in trouble here well you haven't been driving the right places pal so he says that yeah but then he says he sees his shit everywhere that's because he's a compulsive liar. Maybe they had to remind him. Bro, he lies about everything. These people have no problem lying about fucking anything. They don't care. They don't care if you believe them. I don't know if you guys have figured this out. But you guys are all on the internet saying, oh, I can't believe this.

How long are you going to continue to say, I can't believe this? Or they think we're stupid. Or they think we're not smart enough to know what's going on. You aren't smart enough to know what's going on because they don't. You haven't picked up on the fact that they don't give a fuck if you notice what they're doing. Yeah. You know, so, yeah, you're not. Why do you continue to be surprised?

Why are you continuing to be like, oh, I can't believe they're doing this. Believe it. When he's up there talking about the economy saying, oh, the binomics is working. It is working because they're all getting filthy fucking rich and you're getting poor. It is working. It's working perfectly for them. That's what you're not understanding. You're not understanding that they are not serving

our interests at all. They could care less. They don't care if you know that they're lying. They don't care if you lose your house or lose your money or lose your career. They don't care. All they care about is making sure that enough people vote for them, that they can cover the gap that is between the people that run against them and them in the way that they can cover the gap that is between the people that run against them and them in the way that they fudge the election so they can continue to steal your money and continue to enrich themselves. That's what they fucking worried about. And you guys think, oh, you guys just make a fatal mistake thinking they represent you.

They don't represent you at all. There's nothing about them that represents you. And that doesn't matter if you're Republican or Democrat. No. Black, white, gay, straight. It doesn't matter. They don't care about you. Anyway.

Yeah. Have you ever looked at the faces on this picture? Yeah, they're all like, what the fuck? He's laughing. He's like, not again. Yeah. Those are secret service guys. He's like, shit, I'm getting fired again.

Bro, he's laughing. Bro, why do we continue to elect these elderly people to run the country? Why? We don't have better leaders than guys that are 80-something years old? This is the best we got listen dude it would make good sense for us to elect younger leaders because younger leaders have to live with the repercussions of their decisions these motherfuckers going to be in a hole in fucking two years right you see what i'm saying they don't give a shit so like why not elect people who are in the middle of their life, who are intelligent, who have accomplished things, who understand how to build and create things and operate things and have displayed so in their private life so that the consequences of the decisions that they make, they are worried about because they have to live with them.

Right. These people don't have to live with these consequences. They don't give a shit. Because they won't be here to deal with the repercussions, man. It's real shit, man. It's real. Well, guys, dumbass of the day goes to Biden. Good job.

Good job. He's a weekly regular. With that being said, man, let's get into some of these cruises, man. Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. You guys can find them linked there. With that being said, headline number one, let's dive into it. This is a talk of the town today.

We got to cover it. A lot of interesting stuff happening around this, so let's try to connect some dots. This headline reads, Israel strikes back at Iran. Five key questions. So this is Fox News reporting on this. There's some inconsistencies here.

There's some weird things happening. So let's dive into it. So Israel carried out limited strikes in Iran early Friday in retaliation for Tehran firing a barrage of missiles and drones at Israel last Saturday. Here are the key facts you need to know about the latest escalation of violence between the two countries. Number one, where did the strike hit? So Fox News confirms that there have been explosions in Iran's Isfahan province, which is where Natanz, one of Iran's nuclear facilities, is located. A well-placed military source told Fox News that the strike was, quote unquote, limited.

Here's an image of that facility. The second thing they covered is how much damage they did. The attack cause. They say following the attack, Iranian state media stated that the nation's atomic sites were, quote, fully safe and had not been struck by the missiles. The International Atomic Energy Agency, United Nations affiliate watchdog organization, later confirmed, quote, there is no damage to Iran's nuclear sites. There has been no reports of large scale damage or any casualties. How will Iran respond? A senior Iranian official reportedly told Reuters on Friday that Tehran has no immediate

plans to strike back. That official said, quote, the foreign source of the incident has not been confirmed. And the discussions leans more towards infiltration than attack. That's a very, very interesting statement. Right. While everybody believes it's obvious who did this, Iran saying that they're still trying to confirm who did it in the first place. Now that is interesting. All right, we'll hold on to that thought.

Iranian state media reportedly has been downplaying Friday's strike. A well-placed military sources told Fox news that the strikes were limited. Quote, the explosion this morning in the sky of Isfahan was related to the shooting of air defense systems at a suspicious object that did not cause any damage. Iranian Army Commander General was quoted by the Associated Press as saying, what has Israel said about the strike?

Israel and its government have been notably quiet leading up to and following the retaliatory strike on Iran. Quote, Israel will do whatever it needs to defend itself. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said in a statement before the Israeli strike, foreign leaders have all sorts of suggestions and advice. I appreciate that, but I want to be clear. Our decisions we will make ourselves. Now, here's the gold question.

I thought this was interesting that Fox News included this as well. But here's question number five. Was the U.S. involved in the strike in Iran? The United States has denied any involvement in the strike, having pleaded with Israel for days to respond with restraint against Iranian strikes. Secretary of State Anthony Blinken, when asked about Israel's strike on Iran Friday, said, quote, I'm not going to speak to that, except to say that the United States has not been involved in any offensive operations. Now, when I heard this, it sounded familiar.

I feel like I've heard that somewhere. You know what I'm saying? Like, I feel like I might have heard that once or twice. Yeah, no shit. Like, at least a couple of times I've heard this same, like, line of statement. Oh, that's slavery. Sorry. Nordstrom, 9-11, Bill Clinton.

You hear that quite often. I just thought that was interesting. Now, here's the catch, right? So this article comes out yesterday, and it's titled, the headline reads, Iran's Foreign Minister. Our response to Israeli attacks, quote, will be immediate and at maximum level. Now, this is before the strikes on Iran just happened, right? So he got interviewed by CNN and was quoted in that interview

saying, quote, in case the Israeli regime embarks on adventurism again and takes action against the interest of Iran, the next response from us will be immediate and at a maximum level, he said.

Quote, it will be decisive. Our response will be decisive through the Swiss embassy in Tehran. He continued saying, quote, we will be decisive. Our response will be decisive through the Swiss embassy in Tehran. He continued saying, quote, We have announced to the White House, sent a message to the White House in Washington, D.C., the administration in which we reiterated that if the Israeli regime commits the grave error once again, our response will be decisive, definitive and regretful for that. He added, quote, We do not seek to create tension and crisis or increase such situations in the Middle East. And we sincerely hope that the Israeli regime does

not repeat the previous egregious error. Now, he also went on to say that the over 300 missiles and drones that Iran and its proxies fired to Israel, that was just the minimum that the country could do. He said, quote, Why do we call it carried out at a minimum? Because it was geared towards two military targets, one in a Nova team air base and the other one in intelligence and information center. We do not target economic and financial centers, civilian centers. Only the two locations from which F-35 aircraft were flown took off from there and targeted the embassy building in the Golan. And he said that, again, the 300 missiles, that was the least that they could do.

So it's very, very interesting. While all of this is happening, again, so Israel has not yet taken responsibility for the three missiles that were fired into Iran. They've yet to claim full responsibility for it anywhere in any statement. You got Iran saying they're trying to confirm who actually did it. And by the way, we passed through another bill in the House to give more funding to proxy wars, both in Israel and Ukraine as well. Andy, what have we got on all of this? What does your immediate heart say? Who did this?

Well, after I was watching this last night, and so were you, we were going back and forth about it. You know, we saw the launch from Iran to Israel. Right. That was last Saturday. And then Biden called Netanyahu and then called Iran. Okay. And they had a conversation where Biden asked Iran if they would allow Israel to make a retaliatory airstrike that was benign, meaning it was not going to kill anybody,

to save face in the world view. So that's what Biden was trying to tell Iran. And after watching this unfold last night, Israel shoots over at Iran. Iran's first response, and I sent you the screenshot of this, it said that they denied that there was even an attack. They said an attack didn't even happen. These people are lying. They said there was no missile attack at all. Right. And then like 10 minutes later, they came back out and they said there was a missile attack, but nothing got actually damaged. So there's some bullshit. Yeah yeah there's some bullshit happening here and my gut you ask what my gut says my gut

says that israel intentionally launched these attacks to save face and they intentionally did not destroy the bases that they shot near right because what they they targeted a lot of their nuclear facilities and they're just shy of yes but they didn't hit them right okay and that's a message that says hey we can fucking get you all right but we're choosing not to and so that's how i'm reading the situation as to what's going on now to who did it i i couldn't say um but you know you know that the us is involved if biden's calling iran and saying hey let them strike back to save face but they won't hurt anybody that means the u.s is involved right at some level uh by the way they're using all u.s equipment u.s armaments the same thing that's

going on in ukraine and um you know i'm done by the way i don't know if you saw that uh they're finally like all mainstream media is finally admitting that ukraine's done i mean have you heard anybody talk about all these men killed in ukraine no yeah that's what i'm saying nobody's talking about it yeah no one's talking about the the amount of children that have been killed in palestine no one's talking about that and when you do talk about it you're anti-semitic and you're a piece of shit bro that's not okay okay it's not a it's not a logical argument no no because it's not okay. That's not a logical argument. No. No, because it's not anti-Semitic to observe facts. It's not racist to observe facts.

It's not bigoted to observe facts of the matter. You're arguing is it justified or not. That's not what I'm arguing. What I'm arguing is did it happen or not. And it did happen. It's not happening. It's happened. Right.

So we have to like look at this and what does this mean and why are they doing this and what's going on here and here's what i will say is if this escalates which it could this could escalate this could become a full-blown war and it could get to nuclear right away if that happens we're in deep shit here everybody loses no no we're in deep shit here because if a world war comes around and you got russia and china and all these other bricks countries back in iran and we've only got a bunch of fucking neutered nato countries in europe that are getting taken over by migrants and fucking uh climate weirdos they can't defend themselves right dude that's what i'm saying so we're over here

you know thinking we're badass and israel's badass and we're bad enough to take on the entire world that's not real we'll lose that fucking war okay and that means that shit's going to come to your doorstep so there should be no american citizen that think this is okay to go to war and we see all these warmongers on tv hannity and fucking levine and all these fucking guys who keep saying you know we got to stand with israel and fucking bro motherfucker we got we got millions of homeless people on our streets we got people that can't pay their bills legal legal ones that's what i'm saying i'm not talking about the migrants i'm talking about veterans i'm talking about people who are addicted to fucking drugs because they've legalized hard drugs in

these weird areas which now they're reversing because their city's a shithole you know people are like the cities are a fucking disaster because of crime we have people that can't pay their bills we have people that can't pay their bills. We have people that can't pay for their kids' education. They can't feed their fucking kids. You know, how many of these kids are getting their only meal at fucking public school? It's a shitty one at that, okay? But we're sending billions and billions and billions and billions and billions of dollars

to a fucking already wealthy country, which is Israel, okay? And then Ukraine. And by the way, when we send that money over there, it's not going there. It's going into the pockets of our own politicians via kickbacks and all this crooked shit. And these people who are up in Washington are so fucking greedy that they are breaking the backs of the American people to get more and more and more and more from us. And they are ruining the middle class. They are ruining Americans' lives. They are ruining American cities. And it's all so that

these motherfuckers can take more money and get more control over us. And this is a big problem. And they've done such a great job. When you play this out over the last few years, look how they've intentionally divided us along every single line. They divided us around race with George Floyd. They divided us around gay and straight people with the trans bullshit. They've created these absurdities that have created massive division. And the massive division has been created intentionally so that we can't get together and say hey what the fuck are these guys doing to us you know what i'm saying and dude we need to come together as americans and realize what's actually

happening here and what's actually happening is they're stealing your money they're making you go to work you're working your ass off you're getting taxed half of your money. And that half of the money is going in the pockets of these politicians. Oh, and by the way, they're printing money on top of it so they can steal more, which is reducing your buying power and making you poorer by the day. It's taking your dollar and making it worth 75 cents since 2020. Are you know how hard that is to do? It's really hard, bro.

And these guys are doing it. And we're all sitting over here pointing at each other thinking we're, we're the problem. No, we're not the problem. Our tyrannical government is the problem. And these people are out of control. They're fucking they're, they're the most greedy, disgusting pigs on the planet. And it's not Democrat and Republicans. it's all of them we need a complete replacement of our political class meaning we need to vote every motherfucker out and replace them with people that aren't these people we need to make reform we need to create a situation where there's no insider trading every law that's passed by congress has to be abided by by the congress you know we need tax reform we need tax reform. We need crime reform.

We need real reform here in America to get this back on track. And that cannot happen until we figure out that it's us versus them. Yeah. Yeah, that's real shit, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Down in the comments, let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's go check something out. We've got to cruise the comments.

Yep. Let's do it. This might be one of my favorite comments I've ever read. Did you write it? No. No, no, no. I mean, if you think it's funny, I did. Oh, okay.

This comment comes from JustinToodle137. Toodle-doo. It says, why do I need 75 hard when I'm 7.5 soft? You know how we know you got a little wiener, bro? You know how we know? How do we know? No offense, Toodle. You got a Toodly-doo down there. You got a 7.5 soft. 7.5odle. You got a Toodly-Doo down there.

You got a seven half soft. Seven half soft. You got a little Toodly- Bullshit. Toodly-Doo baby wiener. Prove it. He's going to send you a dick pic. I'm working on a dick pic. God damn it.

Fuck. All right, man. We're going to put you in the category of DJ jokes. But we appreciate you listening to the show, man. We're going to put you in the category of DJ jokes. But we appreciate you listening to the show, Justin. Yeah, appreciate the comment. Totally do. This next one, bro. Listen, I'm getting beat up in the fucking YouTube comments.

You are? I'm getting beat up, bro. They are beating my ass. For what? Shit like this. At Software Engineer 9217, he says, DJ is the representation why everyone can be a comedian.

Trophy for DJ. DJ back at it again with the burner accounts. DJ is paying influencers to promote him. DJ is working overtime on the burner accounts trying to get that trophy.

I mean, we got smart people. Bro, this is not just that. This one might be the best one. I mean, we got smart people. It's not just that. This one might be the best one. This comment comes from at Bare Metal Bomber Seats, 1116. Is that DJ's dad?

Talk about fucking Will Bates. Fuck, dude. Will Bates is everybody's dad. That's true. That's true, man. They are lighting my ass up Fuck, dude. Will Bates is everybody's dad. That's true. That's true, bro. They are lighting my ass up today, man. I don't know what's happening. Is this because he's black?

That's what it is. That sounds like a racist comment. I wouldn't mind Will being my dad. Will, where were you at in 95? Around, uh... He could be your dad. He could be. He could be. He would have been like 10.

I wouldn't know. It's possible. Yeah, never met mine. No, man. Hey, guys, we appreciate you, though. We appreciate you for being real ass fans. Yeah, you guys are smart. You got some smart people.

They're catching on to your games. Bro, it's every comment. You're going to have to get more sneaky, bro. It's anybody that says anything. Like, oh, DJ's kind of funny. Oh, okay, I'll see you, DJ. It's get more sneaky, bro. It's anybody that says anything like, oh, DJ's kind of funny. Oh, okay, I'll see you, DJ. It's every fucking one, bro. Every fucking one.

God, like I said, they caught on to your, you got to be more sneaky. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. You got to say it like, you know, sometimes DJ's kind of funny. That might get it. Not just, DJ's the funniest motherfucker in the world. Whatever, man. DJ should be with Matt Rife.

DJ should open for Tony Hitchcliffe. Yeah, that's right. You should, though. We both should. We should be on Kill Tony. Let's do it. Yeah, go tell Tony to have Andy and DJ on. I saw him last night.

Was he here? Yeah. Was it good? It was amazing. Was it? Yes. Do you go tell Tony to have Andy and DJ on. I saw him last night. Was he here? Yeah. Was it good? It was amazing. Was it? Yes. Did you go tell him what the fuck? I wanted to scream, but...

You didn't? You wanted to scream? I was a pussy. You pussed out? I pussed out. Come on, man. Sorry, guys. I got you next time.

Yeah. We only got one shot. We only got one shot to get to the big leagues. Fucking swing and a miss. Yeah, I'm trying to get on that Kill Tony show. Bro, I think I was having a fun time. Yeah, I don't want to be the stand-up guy. I want to sit at the table.

Oh, I'd be the stand-up. I would do it. Yeah. But I'm saying afterwards I want to sit at the table. Hey, get the fuck up, my guy. Yeah, I'm down. Yeah, Ron White's sitting there. Let's do it.

Hey, get in the back, bitch. Drink your whiskey over there. I like Ron White. With your funny jokes. He's funny. I know, he is funny. He's sitting there. Let's do it. Get in the back, bitch. Drink your whiskey over there. I like Ryan White. With your funny jokes. He's funny. I know, he is funny. He's fucking hilarious. That's why it'd be funny to tell him to move, because he'd have some good shit to say back.

Oh, he's super witty. Yeah. He's been on there a few times, I think. Yeah. Ryan White's a fucking OG, bro. He is. He is. Well, guys, let's keep this cruise moving.

Headline number two. Tony, have us on man We love you DJ loves you a little more In that way DJ's got a banana in his shorts For ya Why's it gotta be a banana?

What else would it be? A Vienna wiener? A cucumber What about plantain? What? A plantain? What about one of them little smokies? No, it wouldn't be a smoky. Yeah, I think it's a little smoky. No, you said banana.

I'll take banana. I'll leave it. Oh, you like banana now. Yeah, I'll leave it. All right. All right, guys. Headline number two. Let's get into it.

Headline number two reads, jury selection completed on day four of Trump hush money trial. So five more alternate jurors have been seated in former President Trump's hush money payments trial on Friday, completing jury selection. The individuals join the other 12 jurors and first alternate who were sworn in during jury selection proceedings on Thursday. An alternate juror listens to the testimony, just like all the other jurors, but doesn't join in the deliberations unless one of the main jurors needs to drop out or is removed. Judge Juan Merchan said the opening statements in Trump's historic criminal trial can begin as early as Monday once jury selection was completed.

The judge instructed jurors not to discuss or research the case before sending them home for the weekend. Now, here's the facts. Yeah, right. Like, that's going to fucking stop it. Fast facts. So, former President Trump is the first president in U.S. history to stand criminal trial.

He has pleaded not guilty to all 34 counts of falsifying business records in the first degree. Those charges levied against him by Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg are related to alleged hushed money payments made to adult film actress Stormy Daniels in an effort to silence her during the run up to the 2016 election. The trial is expected to last nearly two months. It is currently in the jury selection process. Seven jurors were sworn in Thursday morning, but two of those were later excused after they feared their identities would leak through the press. The trial is not being televised. Instead, news reporters and producers will have the ability to sit inside the courtroom and deliver information to the public.

So you can't see it for yourself. Right. But our non-biased media sources will definitely tell you the truth about what exactly happened. Yeah, exactly. Just like they always tell us the truth about everything. Why would they lie to us? They never lie about anything. Why would they lie to us?

Why would they? Why would they want to lie to us? They wouldn't. it's not like they're trying to push some ulterior motives or narratives it's not like they just got caught lying about an entire fucking pandemic it's not like they lie about racial division it's not like they lie about the economy it's not like they fucking lie about everything you know if they did i mean i definitely wouldn't trust them i wouldn't trust they don't do that if they did that, though. Yeah, they don't do that. No.

But yes, the criminal trial in New York is the first of four Trump could stand this year. Trump has been charged in three separate criminal cases. Special Counsel Jack Smith's classified records case, Special Counsel Jack Smith's 2020 election interference case, and

Fulton County, Georgia District Attorney Fannie Willis's case. So there's the four. Now, something interesting happened here, and this one's weird, okay? Because I don't know if you saw this, but a man set himself on fire outside the courtroom, outside the courthouse. Yeah, Why? Let's dive into it a little bit because there's some weird shit with this one.

So this is New York Post reporting that a man set himself on fire outside Manhattan Criminal Court Friday afternoon as former President Donald Trump's hush money trial was underway, law enforcement sources told the Post. The shocking incident unfolded in a barricaded park just across the street from the 100 Center Street Courthouse around 1.30 p.m. Shit, this was just today, like an hour ago. Yeah, it just happened. Damn. Just happened.

Just as the jury was finalized in the historic case. Disturbing footage showed him in a seated position while completely engulfed in flames. Then his blackened body twitching on the ground as people rushed over with fire extinguishers. So police sources said the man is 20 years old and possibly homeless. He had been sitting on a bench inside the park when he suddenly threw his belongings on the ground

and doused himself in something before going up in flames, according to sources. Quote, I heard this clattering and it was these papers that had flung up and they cl according to sources. Quote, I heard this clattering and it was these papers that have flung up and they clattered to the ground. A witness only identified as Dave told the post. Now, the post has obtained footage. The burning is separate, but they have obtained this footage that they claim to be a an Instagram post from the individual that did this back in January. He recorded this footage and I want you to see this.

Let's let's see this. You got to see it first year. Really? Yeah. Here's a clip. So this is the guy. Start a f***ing revolution. Start a f***ing revolution

Start a f***ing revolution You've got nothing to lose Start a f***ing revolution So that's the guy. Does he look 20? No. Okay. He's got gray hair, man. That guy's the guy. Does he look 20? No. Okay. He's got gray hair, man.

That guy's mid-30s. I know white people age a little different, but he's not 20. No, no, no. That guy's definitely not. He's got gray hair on his beard and his hair. That's what I'm saying. He's not 20. No.

Not fucking 20. Yeah. No, that's interesting, right? Now, again, these next clips, they may be disturbing to watch. You guys can find them on AndyFace facility like com will income there for you guys Here is the first video. This is kind of just an overshot of of the scene. It's blurred out But you can get the idea of it he die not sure as of right now i'm not sure they uh they rushed him to the hospital now you mentioned our media doesn't like our media doesn't hot ass

right and we haven't seen you know weird things, you know, don't really have any real explanations or anything like that. Let's go to CNN real quick because I want to show you a video clip. OK, this is from CNN. So this is one of the journalists that was reporting live right outside the courthouse right when this was happening. Magically, just tell me what you guys think. Let's watch this clip. CNN. What do you say? We also are seeing an active shooter. An active shooter is in the park outside the court. We have a man who has set fire to himself. A man has emblazoned himself outside of the courthouse just now.

Our cameras are turning right now. A man has now lit himself on fire outside of the courthouse in Manhattan where we are waiting for history to be made. A full jury panel is gone. We are watching a man who has fully emblazoned in front of the courthouse in Manhattan where we are waiting a history to be made a full jury panel is gone we are watching a man who was fully emblazoned in the front of the courthouse today we are watching multiple fires breaking out around his body and person we have seen an arm that has been burned why would she say that? well I think someone's telling her that in her ear an active shooter is in the park outside the courthouse

we have a man who has set fire to himself a man has emblazoned himself outside outside the courthouse. We have a man who has set fire to himself. A man has emblazoned himself outside of the courthouse just now. Our cameras are turning right now. A man has now lit himself on fire outside of the courthouse in Manhattan. Shit, dude, he's just sitting there. A full jury panel is gone. We are watching a man who was fully emblazoned in front of the courthouse today. We are watching multiple fires breaking out around his body and person. We have seen an arm that has been visible that has been engulfed in total flames. Holy fuck, dude. put out the fire. We have members of security details. NYPD is rushing to the scene. They

are trying to come now. Officers are on the scene. A fire extinguisher is right now present being put on this man to try to put out. People are climbing over barricades to try to separate the public to put out the flame on this man. He has lit himself out in fire in front of the courthouse right now. We are watching as they're playing. We can smell the air. I can smell the burning of some sort of the air. I can smell the burning of some sort of a flesh. I can smell the burning of some sort of agent being used as well as an accelerant to put that fire. I smell an actual fire extinguisher having been displayed. I see a person whose body appears to be on the ground being surrounded by officers. I have multiple

officers. I've counted about a dozen officers on the scene. The fire is still burning. It's now in multiple locations. It continues to continue to dozen officers on the scene. The fire is still burning. It's now in multiple locations. It continues to continue to blaze. We right now have officers removing their coats, trying to surround this person, to envelop their body, to prevent them from further going into flames. You can smell. I'm sitting here with Evan Perez. You can smell burning flesh.

You can smell an accelerant. The flames are continuing to engulf his person. I hear shouts that are coming from across the courtyard. I have people multiple times running over. Another fire was initially being brought out. You can tell by the way they're acting. This person's body continues to be engulfed in flames. A portion of his body is still

engulfed in flames. A yellow smoke is billowing from on top of his person as it is engulfing the officers who are continuing to try to put out these flames that are continuing to blaze in. Now the officers are not visible through the gulf and the cloud of smoke. It's a pretty good play-by-play by her. I mean, ESPN.

Yeah, that was good. They might go to Sage Steel. They might hire her. It's just weird. It's weird. It is weird. All right? What's even weirder is that there were you know

some uh photographs that new york post also was able to capture um these pamphlets that witnesses said were thrown up in the air right before this happened here's a picture of one um here's a picture of one the true history of the world hunted carnival edition we all know our disinformation campaign is complete when everything the american public believes is false cia director bill casey 1981 an occupy returns booklet our only goal abolish our criminal government and replace it with one that serves all. Man, I feel like I might have just said that. Now, again, I don't really know what to make much of this. It's just weird. You know, I don't know.

Some things are what they are, dude. And like, I think a lot of people are feeling hopeless about what's going on. They feel like they can't do anything. And this is maybe his way of, you know, trying to get the word out about what's going on they feel like they can't do anything and this is maybe his way of of you know trying to get the word out about what he thinks is going on which you know i look at that cover and i agree yeah you know the true history of the world is not being told to people people are like the the best example i can give for people to look at when we talk about the lies that have been told

over the course of time because you'd say that to someone and they're like what do you mean you know they what do you mean they lied about history well if you're two generations removed from an event how do you know that it even happened how do you know that it happened the way they said how do you what do you know What about the other side of the story? You see our education system only really teaches us one side of the history of America, not all sides. And they do that for the world too. So these world conflicts, world war one, world war two, Korea, Vietnam, we are only told part of the story. And that's very hard for people to accept. But if you want to see how this works, all you got to do is go back and Google the January 6th anniversary. That candlelight candlelight vigil.

Right. And you go find it and you have Kamala Harris comparing it to 9-11 comparing it to pearl harbor um you have all these democrat congress people out on the steps with candles and shit and we're all looking at it like the fuck are y'all talking about yeah and and and dude people people fail to connect is that they don't care if you get it they don't care if you think it's fake because they're playing a 100-year game. And when they do these things, they're not doing it for you to believe it. They're doing it for your kids and their kids to believe it. And that's been going on over the course of time for who knows how far back.

We don't know right so our history has been disrupted and and and and you know uh intentionally you know changed so that we can believe certain narratives about certain things and you know it's hard for people to really accept that as truth it's hard for people to step outside the realm of what they know to be fact and say wait now how do we really know how do we know you know what i'm saying yeah and there's a lot of stuff that happens that is done for the history books ahead of time that we they don't care if we're going to get it bro we're going to be dead in 30 years 40 years they don't fucking care this is for the next fucking however many years past that to have a cause for why they do things the way they do them right like when they finally introduce this digital currency and when they finally uh if

they get total control over people with a social credit system etc etc etc there's a very good chance that they point back to trump and they point back to that insurrection and they point back to the covid and they say the reason we have to do this is because all these people did all this crazy shit and and we have to shut this down and all their little minions will be like yeah not realizing that it applies to them and as it applies to them when they start to wake up to the truth they won't be able to say or do anything because they champion this surveillance state this oppressive state to come in and take care of the opposition not realizing that it will apply

to them as well and ruin their lives so um to me me, you know, this could be a lot of things. It could be a psyop. It could be bullshit. That dude's definitely not 20 years old. But when we look at the pamphlet that he's got here and we look at what he did, you know, this could have been done straight up for the attention to get this little thing out there you see what i'm saying so who knows man well i'm sure we'll find out more it just happened an hour ago yeah yeah it's definitely interesting guys jumping on this conversation let us know down in the comments what you guys think uh let us know with that being said yeah i i think people

got to come to the reality that we've been lied to about our history yeah and it's very evident too bro it's very evident like you can look at very recent things like i mean even when you know i remember when the the the hamas israel conflict started right and all of the propaganda you know atrocity propaganda that was coming out that was immediately recanted yeah but just think if they were able to do that with the capabilities of social media that we have today and they still push the propaganda, what could they have lied about in the past? Without social. Without social. Right.

Without the spread of information. There's no limits. There's no limits. When the truth is whatever we actually tell you is the truth. There's no third party verification. No. There's no fact checkers. No.

It's what we tell you it is. So I think the short answer to what could they have lied about, I think the short answer is all of it. Yeah, and not only that, I think people are starting to realize it too. Yeah. So guys, jumping on this conversation, let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline, headline number three.

Now, again, I know this has probably been one of our heavier CTIs, but we've got to talk about this because I think this is probably going to be another big, big thing that happens within the next couple of weeks to change and alter American demoralization. All right. And it's there's not a ton out there because this is another fresh topic that just came out. But I really think it's important to cover this just to foreshadow what's about to happen um this is uh this is a big deal and i believe that this is probably gonna be afghanistan 2.0 um if not bigger all right um so this report this headline reads nightmare in niger exclusive biden administration leaves hundreds of u.S. troop hostage in Niger. Niger. Shit, man.

Fuck. Is that really how you say it? Yeah. Niger. I feel like black people always say Niger. Well, you know what white people say. I know. Yeah.

God. Oh, fuck. That was good. Allegedly. Allegedly. Fuck. Why did I think of that, man? Shit.

It's Najee, bro. Hey, bro, listen. It's Najee. That's a W, Andy. That was good. Hey, man. That was good. Leave it to me.

Pick up your slack. God damn. Najee. Right? Okay. Why do people allegedly say that? Goddamn. Niger, right? Okay. White people allegedly say that. Oh, shit.

Okay, but real shit, yes, this is a heavy thing, right? So the article reads, more than 1,000 U.S. troops are effectively being held hostage in Niger with medical supplies running low, stuck between the military military junta controlled governments demand for them to leave and the Biden administration's refusal to let them go home after the end of their deployments, according to a report prepared by Representative Matt Gaetz and obtained exclusively by Barnews. In addition, the the Department of State and Department of Defense. With a military junta in charge who detest our presence and considers us unserious and predatory, the situation seems to be setting the groundwork for catastrophic diplomatic collapse like we saw during the 2012 Benghazi attack. Additionally, these troops are already running short on necessary life-saving supplies, such as blood and medications, the report by Gates' office said. Quote, they are, in effect, hostages of an indecisive commander-in-chief, the report said.

The report is based on interviews by Gates's office with troops currently stationed in Niger who reached out to Gates's office after they did not receive assistance from the Departments of Defense and State. year naimi as part of the 768th expeditionary air base squadron or 768 eabs which is comprised of active duty and reserve forces air national guard airmen army special forces and contract support there are about 450 personnel at the air base one-on-one until the takeover by the junta the base was a major hub for u.s intelligence surveillance and reconnaissance against terrorist groups al-qaeda the islamic state in west africa boho haram and on suru it was also a hub for u.s military advisors supporting niger's forces the u.s troop presence became threatened after the military junta, known as the Conseil National Pour le Sauvegarde de la Patrie, or the National Council of the Safeguard for the

Fatherland, declared it had been taken over the country on July 26, 2023. Just months before, Secretary of State Antony Blinken had praised Niger as, quote, a model of resilience, a model of democracy, a model of cooperation. And that kind of interesting wherever we kind of, you know, touch our hands, fucking just collapse and coups and fucking. And that interesting and that weird. So the Huta declared in March 2024, a cancellation of the military accords with the U.S. after a series of meetings with Assistant Secretary of State Molly Fee and U.S. Africa Command or AFRICOM Commander Marine General Michael Langley, according to the report. Now, here's the thing. We are spending a million dollars a month supporting AB 101, another million dollars supporting AB 102, which is another base that's close by. And

basically what the Junta has done is completely closed off supply chains to both of these bases. All right. Airspace is hard to get into right now, especially with the situations that's going on a little bit further north. We've got a thousand troops that are pretty much stuck sitting in these fucking bases with no supplies. They're not being resupplied in the Biden administration. D.O.D. They're just kind of leaving them there with no plans to bring them home. This is this is not looking good. This is not looking good. And again, they are very, very adamant and very vocal about not wanting them there.

And Biden is not getting them out. It's weird. It's not weird. I bet I would not be surprised if they let those people get overrun and killed, just like they happen in fucking Mogadishu, just like it happened in Benghazi. I would not be surprised if they do this again, and you know here's the thing and so like there's a few other countries that are operating in that area right um uh russia has some undisclosed fobs located in that area they're having no issues um they actually have great diplomatic relationships with Niger. Well, yeah, that's because they're not coming in and overthrowing the people's government.

I mean, listen, dude, people don't understand this. Most places around the world hate the U.S. And the reason they hate the U.S. is because they walk in. What if someone walked in your house and started eating your food and then decided, you know what, you don't run your house right. We're going to run it like this from now on. I'm going to bring this guy in. Yeah. Yeah. And this guy's now going to, he's going to tell you what to do.

He's going to tell you when to mow the grass. He's going to tell you when you can eat. And you don't even know this guy. Democracy, though. But we know for sure that the way you were running it was completely fucking wrong. See, that's what's happening. That's exactly right. And the U.S. does this everywhere.

And if we want to know the truth, and this is the truth, and people get super pissed when you say this, but the U.S. is the iron fist in the white glove for the global communist in Israel. That's the truth. When they want something, they strum up this patriotic message around young us men. And they say,

you're doing it for freedom. You're doing it for democracy. They send them over there. They fucking fuck up the local shit. A lot of them get killed and, and then nothing, nothing, nothing good happens of it.

And then these guys come home and they live the rest of their life all fucked up because of the shit that they were asked to do. That had no real purpose and they don't figure out that it had no real purpose until they're in their 30s in their home or they're in their 40s in their home and they're like what the fuck was i doing that for why did i do that you know i had a buddy of mine i had a buddy of mine tell me he's like he was telling me stories about like the shit that that the u.s did and he was like look man and he was being real with me i'm not gonna say who it was you guys don't know him but he goes look dude he goes we did some fucked up shit over there he's like i remember one time that shit was going on he's like i broke into this dude's house. He was sitting at his fucking kitchen table. I fucking shot him in the face and ate the rest of his dinner. Shit.

Yeah. So, like, what do you think we do there? You see what I'm saying? Like, what if Russia came here and treated us like that? Like, Americans don't get it. And then they cheer the shit on. And then they wonder why the rest of the world is like, fuck America. Death to America.

That's why. We're not minding our own business we're sending our troops over for causes that do not benefit us but only benefit these elite fucks and the raytheons and the lockheed martins and the war machine yeah you know the the military industrial complex those people all get rich so yeah they want to start wars but they want you to go fight them for them. Yeah, this is apparently the guy in charge right now. I'm over in Niger. Doesn't it kind of look like... It does look like that.

Why are you gay? Why are you here? That's what he's saying. Fuck. Yeah, but what makes you think I'm gay? Oh, you are gay. But yeah, so I mean, it's just, it's very weird. And during a congressional hearing on this past Tuesday, Gates slammed army leaders for leaving U.S. soldiers in harm's way. Quote, I will tell you that I'm not tracking that anybody is somebody in Niger is not getting their medicine or their mail.

But I will follow up after this, said Army Chief of Staff General Randy George on Tuesday under questioning by Gates. Quote, we've received reports that they've run out of medicine in May. Gates retorted, quote, and you know why you don't know that? Because it's a cover up because United States Embassy in Nigeria is covering up because of the secretary Blinken's embarrassment, because Blinken went there in March of 2023 and said this was the centerpiece of our African strategy. I'm looking at what could erupt as another benghazi uh gates gates so we'll keep this on the radar man i think i think something's yeah i would not be surprised bro if they let these people get overrun and fucking killed yeah to demoralize us even more in the eyes of the

world yeah i think it's coming people don't understand what's at why they're doing that they're like why would they make us look stupid in the rest of the world's eyes because they don't want enemies to be afraid and they don't they want us to have as much trouble as we can because they need us to go from you know world power world power back to down to third world so that they can have a complete world government system set up that's you know headlined by the world economic forum and all the plans they that these very rich very out of touch people make for the rest of us. And they're not elected.

They're not, we don't want them. We're not, we didn't choose them, but they've decided that this is what needs to happen. And this is what they're trying to accomplish. So, you know, they're going to run the United States into the dirt as far as they can, as far as the people will let them. And until people stand up

and fucking make their voices heard and make their presence known, known in a unified way, meaning like in a very strong show of force, it's going to continue. Yeah. Yeah, guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. This is a good one.

This is thumbs up or dumb as fuck. This is where we bring a headline in. We talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. So with that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, Pizza Hut location goes viral after closing for unforeseen circumcisions. I would hope that I would see a circumcision coming at me. Did you ever have to put any handwritten notes on your doors?

Yeah. Yeah, dude. We used to have to put notes on the doors when we had to take a dump. Because, like, bro, there would be nobody else there. So we'd have to be like, we'll be back in five minutes. Like, we didn't put, like. We're taking a shit. Nah, we left that off of there.

But that's what we'd have to do. You'd have to put a sign up on the door you write it yeah tape it to the door lock the door go back do business come back out you gotta wash your hands in there yeah of course oh okay come back out unlock the door let them in it happened all the time bro you gotta do what you gotta do yeah well they they fucked up here um let's dive into this a little bit so no tips required at this pizza shop uh canadian pizza oh that's the problem it's canadian yeah canadian pizza hut is going viral after employees posted a sign on its front door with an unfortunate typo uh quote you know here's the fucking pick. Due to unforeseen circumcisions,

the dining room will be closed this evening. Sorry for the inconvenience. Open for takeout and delivery only. Yeah, they ran out of toppings, apparently. Sorry for the inconvenience. The hilarious sign was ridiculed online where it quickly went viral. Quote, the perfect typo doesn't equip one Twitter user. Star Trek legend George Takei or Takei.

Is it Takei? Takei? Takei. Teriyaki. Teriyaki. George Teriyaki. What? That's so racist.

No, it's not. Star Trek legend George Teriyaki joked back. I mean, if he's joking back, he could take a joke, too. Yeah, hey, he tweeted back. He said, typos are my worst enema. And that tweet has viewed more than 85,000 times. So the restaurant had a good sense of humor about the response and even put up a new sign offering a new cheeky deal to customers.

Quote, in light of recent circumstances, for a limited time, when you buy one regular price medium or large pizza for only $5, the sign posted on Facebook said listed several deal items. Quote, no tip required. It added the shop blamed the typo on autocorrect yeah huh listen it does get me sometimes yeah like when i try to say fuck but it says duck yeah i get pissed yeah oh i get pissed but when i'm trying to like type out niger i don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it.

That went over my head. That went over your head. Woo! All right. It says, ha, ha, ha. Woo! All right. Ha, ha, ha, ha. It says, quote, we at Pizza Hut appreciate all of our loyal customers and how you're having fun with our little mishap yesterday. The location's general manager, Mark Garrard, posted on Facebook, quote, damn sick autocorrect.

Marketing done right, one amused person wrote or commented on the post the local hospitals charitable foundation even jumped in on the fun according to ctv news quote hey tim and pizza hut stick to pizza and we'll handle the circumcisions I thought that was

interesting because you know they are technically doing the circumcisions but cutting little kids pieces penises off but you know they were kind of being for real about that part what okay that was good you guys didn't get that because they're cutting you know transgender you know what they say the best jokes are the ones you got to explain the best ones right that's one all right yeah so ones. All right. Yeah. Well, all right. Let's try this one then. All right.

You know one thing that I love about Pizza Hut buildings, right? It doesn't matter what goes in them. You can always tell they were always Pizza Hut. You sure you want to go on Tony? You sure? Fuck. The correct joke is, the correct joke about the correct joke about the pizza building is no matter what it becomes you can always tell that it used to be a pizza hut that's what i said and this is what the trans

community doesn't understand yeah that's that was that was the joke oh you just said it different okay well that's a good one man yeah that's a good one, man. Fuck you, man. Yeah, that was a good one. I'm going to fuck this shit. All right, Pizza Hut, circumcisions. Yeah. What do we got? Thumbs up. Get your pizza, get your circumcision, get on with your day. I love it.

Yeah, I like it too, bro. Here's what I like about it for real, though. I like that everybody's making jokes out of it, and it's funny. There's too many serious crybaby turds on the internet. Circumcisions aren't funny. I'm offended. Yeah. Like, it's just funny to make, like, to have a sense of humor,

and it's cool when companies have one. Yeah. So I like it. That's real. All right, well, thumbs up on that one. Yeah. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got. All right, guys, that's the show.

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