REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 697. Andy & DJ CTI: U.S. And Ukraine Security Agreement, AstraZeneca Admits COVID Vaccine Side Effect & Biden Jokes About Trump

Episode Date: April 30, 2024

In today's episode, Andy & DJ talk about the security agreement between the US and Ukraine, AstraZeneca admitting that it's COVID vaccine can cause rare side effects in its tense legal fight with the victims, and President Biden telling jokes on his campaign trail.

What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have andy and dj cruise the motherfucking internet that's what we're gonna do that's dj there hello children yeah uh and we're gonna cruise the internet that's what cti stands for we're gonna put topics on the screen we're gonna speculate on what's true on what's not true and then we're going to talk about what we the people need to do to solve some of this booshah that's going on in society now i'm not going to do the whole intro because you need to go back and listen yesterday get the whole intro i'm just going to get right into it now we do have a fee for the show you're going to notice something about this show that's your

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We changed the culture one person at a time. Bring a friend. Let's add them to the list. They can be right there next to all the rest of us on the list. Yeah. All right. It's actually a beautiful thing, man. I know a lot of people probably still get, you know, man, like I had this friend and, you know, when I started, you know, sharing stuff, like they stopped talking to me and stuff.

But like, bro, by now, they'll probably be sending you shit now. That's how it goes for me, bro. All those people that like, you know, like they're sending me the shit now that's how it goes for me bro like all those people that like yeah you know like they're sending me the shit now yeah that's because they they they're just figuring it out and they're like oh dude check it out it's like yeah motherfucker saw that two years ago yeah we've been trying to tell you it's still great though and it's great i appreciate it but and it's needed yeah it's needed we gotta have that but uh but yeah anything going on new before we get to it you good how you feeling living la vida loca yeah for sure yeah living that that crazy life yeah um i don't think i

have anything new i'm just training you know doing the thing running the businesses you know being a real entrepreneur you know the kind they actually write books about and tell the american dream story not the other kind that populates the Internet, which is the kind they end up on American greed. You know, I'm saying so I am a real entrepreneur. I'm doing real entrepreneur stuff. I'm not selling people on bullshit. Just doing the do. Yeah.

Shit takes time. So I'm up here every day cranking away. I love that, man. Yeah. Talking shit to the Internet. That's how we go on up here every day cranking away i love that man yeah talking shit to the internet that's how we're on the show i like that yeah that's been great and we got some shit to talk about today yeah there's you never seen that mean it's like what do grown men do instead of going to therapy and it says start a podcast well that's fuck they're talking about us it's a therapy session yeah yeah i like it i like it all right sweet well uh guys hope you guys had

a great weekend and uh great start to your week it's tuesday so uh let's let's get into this cruise dude did you see that meme that uh eric schmidt shared uh-uh that it was announced from the white house in august of 2021 that said if you're fully vaccinated you're now allowed to go outside oh fuck like dude i don't think people remember how bad how bad this shit was and how tyrannical and crazy it was and how harmful it was to relationships to the economy to people's health to people's families it wasn't like it was just one fucking day like bro this was two years yeah bullshit yeah so they can fucking steal all your money now they're allowed yeah allowed to go outside now now you got these fuckers trying to pass a 44 capital gains tax on top of the 60

death tax that they have okay so do So do you know what that means? That means that you work your whole life, and along the way you pay 40% income plus another 20 or 30 to the state, right, when you add it all up. Then if you build something, which is hard to do because of how much they fucking take from you on that side of it, if you happen to build something, then when you sell it, you got to pay them 44%. Okay?

Then when you die, you got to give them 60% if you don't have a will set up or a trust set up. Or whatever's left. Yeah, people don't understand this, bro. That makes the government your fucking partner in life, no matter what you do. No matter what you do. That's crazy. Yeah, people don't matter what you do. That's crazy. Yeah, people don't understand taxes, bro. That's why I don't teach to you in school.

I get better odds just getting in a fucking divorce. Bro, listen, dude. 98% of people do not understand taxes. They don't understand it. They don't get it, yeah. Yeah. If they understood it, bro, they'd realize, holy shit, dude, I'm getting fucked. Like, dude, imagine that.

You work your whole life to sell a business, and then they fucking take 44% of it when you sell it? That's insane. Dude, it's fucking communism, bro. That's insane the gut listen the whole the whole system has to be completely redone or burnt down and rebuilt like it's so big it's so bloated it's so corrupt that there's really no correcting it because the people who make the laws that are there are going to always make laws that are in their favor. They're not going to make laws that are favorable to the community

and the people that they serve. This is no longer a government that serves the people, and that's just a fact of the statistics. Yeah, and then they've learned to turn that and use that on the people and incentivize certain behaviors to get more of those behaviors, and then those people then vote so that way they can keep the incentives bro listen so you make a hundred thousand dollars a year okay they print they tax you okay so you pay them half your money yeah they're getting about 50. more than 50 when you add it all up

but we'll just say 50. so you're left with 50 000 all the while they're printing money at will which is causing inflation which means that your 50 grand is worth less and less and less and less and less so for us to protect ourselves from that we have to buy assets real estate gold your business right that helps you escape the inflation. And then when you escape the inflation, then they raise the capital gains tax so that when you sell your assets, you got to pay them 44%, which makes it impossible for them not to steal from you. They are stealing from you every fucking day. And most people, because they're ignorant to the way that things actually work. They can't, they don't understand it. They just go to the store.

They're like, fuck, everything's so expensive. Yeah. Cause you keep voting for these fucks that are taking all your fucking buying power and your wealth. They've got a scam figured out that you can't figure out because you're ignorant. You're watching Netflix. You're fucking watching football. Yeah.

They got you focused on everything. You're fucking on Instagram, bro. Like, dude, you, you're not paying attention. And dude, and then they get you to vote for fucking abortion. They get you all emotionally stirred up about abortion because they don't want you to understand how they're stealing your money so that you don't vote for that and fucking change it. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, bro.

And now we're to a point where we don't even know how much our votes even fucking matter because every single motherfucker that goes to washington dc is in it for themselves bro with the exception of a very very very small minority the people in washington dc have to be replaced by patriots that are going to pass real laws that put restrictions on what these people can and can't do. They shouldn't be getting wealthy when they're in fucking Washington, D.C., bro. That's like saying a soldier that serves in the military should come back worth $100 million. That's a better case than fucking those motherfuckers.

Yeah, especially when the base salary is like, you know, what does the top off as? Like 150 grand, I think. Where? For congressmen and women. I don't know. It's like, yeah, it's like 135, I think. I think it's like the top out. Yeah, every single one of them magically fucking makes the perfect fucking stock trades.

Right. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. It's complete bullshit. Bro, we need a fucking we need a real fucking realignment of this country and there's only two ways to do it one if our votes still count which we're not sure that they do to vote in actual patriots that are going to fucking do what they say and then hold them to the fucking fire to do it or two there's going to be a

revolution at some point because they're taxing us to to literal fucking slavery we're tax slaves in this country dude we work for the government more than we work for ourselves and that is not some bullshit that's statistical fucking facts statistical facts we work and pay more of our money to these fucks that are supposed to serve us than we get to keep. That is fucking wrong. And every single human being in this country, Democrat, Republican, that should be your absolute number one priority for whatever's happening with the government. Absolutely. But it's not because they allow people to vote that don't put into the kitty.

They allow people to vote that don't put into the kitty. They allow people to vote that don't pay any taxes. They allow people to vote now that may not even be a citizen. So they're voting for you to get taxed more. You, the hardworking American who does what they're supposed to do, they're voting for you to give them their fucking lifestyle on your motherfucking back. The whole while they're screaming about capitalism being bad because the people make money off the backs of employees. And they're fucking crying because they want your shit. They can't.

Is that not. Can we not see the hypocrisy in that? It's fucking bullshit, dude. It's insane. It's insane, guys. Jumping on this conversation, let us know down in the comments what you guys thought. Yeah, you better say fuck taxes. 2%, man.

2%. Listen, dude. We really don't even need to pay taxes because private industries and private citizens, if they were not taxed, they would take care of the fucking problems. There would be companies that would build roads that your community would gather up the funds to pay for. How the fuck does shit get done amongst the community now when someone's sick? Oh, we have a fundraiser you see what i'm saying well andy like you know you're saying no taxes like has that ever been tried anywhere does that work anywhere um as far as income tax we didn't have income tax till fucking

1913 and dubai doesn't do it dude there's lots of places that don't do it so dude like these these people are robbing you, and you're sitting there arguing about fucking abortion. Because they want you to. You're arguing about racism. Because they want you to while they stick their hands in your motherfucking pockets. Yeah. Guys, jump down on this conversation.

Let us know what you guys think. With that being said let's get into it uh you want a dumbass of the day i got one okay yeah dumbass of the day uh goes to uh gavin newsom oh shocking shocking uh headline reads oops gavin newsom asked social media users to help design new california coin And it blows up in his face. So he put a fucking poll out. He put a post out. This tweet reads, calling all members of the tortured coin designers department.

California is getting its own $1 coin to honor innovation slated to be issued in 2026, and we need your help. What is a California innovation you'd like to see featured on the coin? Send ideas to coinsubmissions at gov.ca.gov. Well, hold on. Before we even get into this, why does it matter if they make a

$1 coin if you can just walk in and steal whatever you want up to $997? If you can walk in, take whatever the fuck you want out of any store five times a day out of you know you go to one store then another store in another store and take a thousand bucks worth of shit without being prosecuted why the fuck do you need money well no no no this they want uh no no this they want um i understand what they want to do i'm just making an excess point

that even makes sense yeah yeah well let's look at some of these submissions it's probably like streets full of yeah exactly how'd i guess bro people are tagging this like bro they have gotten tens of thousands of submissions like this i like the mask one personally yeah and newsome we trust fuck golden golden state tents yeah and dude they're talking about running this dude for fucking president fucking president you think anybody in this motherfucking country wants their fucking area to look like california bro why do california people have this elitist fucking thing? Like they live in some fucking paradise and everybody else is just a dumbass. They're unaware, like looking around. Bro, it's you guys.

We stepped over shit when we went to California. That was three years ago. What do you think it's like now? I couldn't imagine. While he eats at his fucking restaurant and makes fucking millions of dollars. Dude's a fucking piece of shit he's a shit dumb not only that bro you ever watched him debate he just he makes up shit and then follows it up he makes it look good no no no he goes like he

makes it look good dude he says this shit he makes up out of this and then he just looks in the camera he goes and that is a fact and that's that's a fact when it is not a fact and dumb that don't know the facts believe this guy because he's so confident when he says it bro he's he's good at it you gotta give him that i listen i'll give him that like when they asked him about the tents that he put up or the uh the fences that he put up yeah we put up fences i just kept it moving like, bro, wait. You blocked off the whole city for China, bro. Yeah, we did.

Just kept it moving. I give him that. He's a little tactful, man. But fuck, man. You want your state to look like that? Then fucking vote for that guy. That guy's worse than Biden, bro. Worse than Biden. What's your favorite coin?

None of them. Toilet's pretty nice. I like the coin that shows California breaking off in an earthquake and sinking into the ocean. They got that one? They got that one? We should. Let's make a submission. Yeah. We'll have

Syed come up with a design. We'll submit it. Break it off. Alright, guys. I say we give... I say, dude, dude listen there's enough room in california for all the fucking leftists to go how about i think that's too much room no just have it it's the best real estate in the country you guys can have it fuck off let's just give them like east st louis no no and they can have their own country it It could be called California, whatever the fuck they want to call it. No, listen.

You're not listening to me. And then we will attack it. And we will conquer it and take it back. So that way we don't got to negotiate with these fucks no more. No, we conquered your land. Yeah. Oh, you're calling us. Exactly.

Yes. Yes, we did. That's how the world works. It's called conquering. Yeah. Hey, every single country, man, has been conquered. Yes. Yes, we did. That's how the world works. It's called conquering. Yeah. Hey, every single country, man, has been conquered at some point. This one's about to. I think we have.

Yeah. Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's get into our headlines. Headlines number one. Remember, if you guys want to see any of these headlines, go to AndyFacella.com. You guys can check them out there. Headline number one reads, U.S. and Ukraine have started work on security agreement, Zelensky says.

This is an interesting topic coming up that could have Western support for Ukraine in the face of a Russian invasion now in its third year. Quote, our teams, Ukraine and the United States have started working on a bilateral security agreement, Zelensky said in his evening address on social media, adding that it could be a quote, truly exemplary deal. The agreements signed so far, including with Britain, France and Germany, are not mutual defense pacts, but have symbolic importance as a show of commitment by the West to support Kiev militarily, politically and financially for years to come. Zelensky had a telephone call with the U.S. President Joe Biden earlier on Monday after the U.S. Congress advanced a long stalled package of military aid for Kiev over the weekend. The Ukrainian leader said after the call that, quote, all the dots have been dotted in the agreements on ATA CMS or the Army tactical missile systems for Ukraine.

The longer range missiles, which have a maximum range of around 300 kilometers or 190 miles, depending on the ammunition supplied, were first delivered to Ukraine last year. And what both sides said would be a boost to Kiev's battle capabilities. Now, a 10-year deal, a 10-year commitment, not like seven more years, like 10 years after today. Like 7, 8, 9, 10. 10 years. 10 fucking years of a commitment.

Now, like, here's my concern. Because I got something else I think is actually pretty cool about all of this. Here's my concern. You know, why sign something? Why put something in if you were truly worried? I mean, the dude has, what, less than a couple of months left in office? I'm a Biden here. Why would you put together a 10-year bill knowing if you knew that it would get just reversed the moment you-

Because they think they're going to win, bro. They're going to win. Is that thinking they're going to win or is this confidence? Bro, they believe that they are showing the same level of confidence that they showed in 2020. Yeah. That they know that they are going to win, which should be a huge red flag for everyone. They know. Bro.

They already know what they're going to do. Like I saw, they only get two. Bro, the fact that we're doing, that any of this fucked up shit or fuckery is allowed at all by the citizens is insane. These people are supposed to represent us and represent our will. And instead, they decide that they're just going to do whatever they want to do, no matter what we think, no matter what we say. And they're going to rig the game and they're going to stay in power. Like, dude, that is the definition of a tyrannical government. That is what they wrote in the Constitution about.

That is our responsibility to dissolve that kind of government. It's written in the fucking founding documents of this country. Enemies of the state, man. Enemies. Foreign or domestic. Now, here's the cool thing about all of this. This headline comes out, and I do, like I said, it's important to, you know, we talk about good shit. We talk about, you know, good Americans, great Americans, specifically even those that are in our political landscape in this country.

This headline I thought was pretty cool. The story headline reads, this congresswoman was born and raised in Ukraine. She just voted against aid for her homeland. Yeah, she knows they're fucking stealing it. So, and this is coming out of Indiana. So, U.S. Representative Victoria Sparks, the first and only Ukrainian-born member of Congress, emerged early on as a natural advocate for supporting her native country

in its war with Russia. But when $61 billion in additional support for the war effort came up for a vote in the House recently, she voted against it. Instead, she has called for better oversight of U.S. funds and opposed giving, quote, blank checks to the Ukrainian cause. She says U.S. border security should be a bigger priority. That puts her more in line with conservative House Republicans and more notably with voters in her deeply conservative Central Indiana congressional district.

She's locked in a tough reelection fight in the May 7th GOP primary, made all the more complicated by her public announcement more than a year ago that she wouldn't seek another term, a decision she later reversed. Now, the aid package, part of a larger bill that also included assistance for israel taiwan and other global hot spots was approved by the house on april 20th now the senate on tuesday and signed into law by president joe biden on wednesday sparts said she is quote kind of appalled at the notion that her heritage should dictate support for the ukrainian cause if she feels the money would be wasted. Quote, My responsibility is the protection of American people, she said during a recent interview.

Sparks spoke at an event hosted by the Hamilton County GOP at a community center in Sheridan, Indiana, a town of a few thousand people. The event in a hall just off the town's main street was attended by eight of the nine gop primary candidates who were able to make uh their uh their case to voters and county republican officials one at a time during a meet and greet uh that also included short speeches by the candidates um so i i thought that was i thought i don't know i thought that was just cool you know to see see some because bro yeah where's she been the whole time well Well, here's the thing. I mean, we talk about these people flipping. She's a Democrat. She's a registered Democrat.

Oh, is she flipping? Or does she have a fucking primary coming up on May 7th? That's a good point. She ain't fucking flipping, bro. She's acting in her own interest like all these fucks do. Okay. All right. Yeah, this ain't fucking nothing this is her

pandering yeah instead of serving go on with the win whichever way the wind yeah that's all these people do they're fucking preservationists yeah right at the last minute yep all right i mean listen there's hey listen here's what i'll tell. She can fuck off with all the rest of them. How about that? Get the fuck out of here. It's been done before. It needs to be done again. I'm getting pissed, bro. I'm starting to get pissed off.

I know a lot of America is too. These people are rogue. They're running unabated with our money on our backs and telling us that we're shit and we don't know what the fuck we're doing and that inflation is our fault. And we're like, bro, it's totally abusive the way that they treat the people they're supposed to serve. And if we're going to have a country, if we're ever going to have the United States of America represent anything like what it's supposed to represent, every single one of these motherfuckers with the exception of maybe two or three or five

got to go. They got to go. And the American people have to get smart about the election process. They got to get smart about lower level elections. They got to get smart about their community. And without that understanding, and that's assuming that the game isn't completely rigged

because these people are so arrogant and overly confident, considering they're getting their ass beat everywhere and everybody's pissed off about them. You see what I'm saying? So what do they know that you don't know and I don't know? Because I guarantee you it's something. Yeah, guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. 10-year bill.

Let us know. With that being said, let's go check out some of the comments. I got some good ones for you. Okay. I got some good ones for you. This first one comes from at Character Matters. He puts the trophy emoji. Says, this is for DJ.

I am not DJ as far as you know. Is that Ian Smith? It looks like. Dude, I thought that was Ian Smith. Ian's got a little bit more hair than that guy. Yeah. Well, I think this guy looks a little bit meaner. I don't know.

Ian looks pretty mean when he got that mean look. This guy looks mean. Look at the eyebrow, like in the middle. Well, clearly he's a good guy he listened to the show character matters that's right he's passing all trophies i like his beard all right now time looks badass yeah yeah character matters you're the fucking man i appreciate you except deep that's my trophy though otherwise you're the man all right character. Character matters. Fair enough. That's fine. All right. Time to destroy some people. I got something for you. All right.

This comment comes from London Mace One. Oh, buddy. All right. You ready? Yeah. So he writes this comment. He says, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You're so right wing.

It's not even funny. So I'm like, all right, whatever. Let's see who this is. I did a little digging. I did a little digging. Well, hold on. Should I comment now? Sure, yeah.

Go for it. First of all, dude, there's nothing wrong with being right wing. What's the problem? Hold on. You guys think that you could be left wing and everybody else is a fucking piece of shit because they're right wing? Ha ha ha ha ha! You're so left wing,

douchebag. How about that? Like, is that a fucking insult? You see what I'm saying? Like, you motherfuckers don't even know how to insult anybody. You can't meme, you're not funny, you don't have any sense of humor, you look like shit, you fucking stink, you dress like shit, you don't make any money, you don't meme you're not funny you don't have any sense of humor you look like shit you fucking stink you dress like shit you don't make any money you don't put anything into the economy and all you do is talk your fake intellectual shit while you eat hot pockets in your mom's fucking basement fuckhead you fucking definitely a hot box fucking douchebag

this is the guy that screams about capitalism while he wants to take your fucking money for himself without doing anything. Get the fuck out of here, clown. You got a Tesla truck. There's a right wing. Good one. And secondly, turd, I'm not fucking right wing. I have very social, very left liberal liberal social views i'm a pro choice guy uh i'm i'm fucking for a lot of the shit that you know social i don't give a fuck about social

social things outside of fucking with our kids and putting you know suck dick books in their school system or letting them have hormones or all this shit outside of that i don't give a fuck do whatever the fuck you want to do run through the field in your rainbow jumpsuit and eat some mushrooms oh look you're already doing that fucking dude look this is the guy that sits at the fucking bar and you're sitting there minding our own business me and you were having a discussion and he fucking chimes in with some dumb shit and then we end up having to beat the fuck out of him beat his ass yeah this is the guy london oh you don't you don't really know what you're talking about they can't make an argument they can't ever argue on anything fucking uh any position or any like statistical reality go suck a dick.

Too late. Yeah, no shit. He's also into theater. Shocking. I got a little something. Oh, let's see. You want to indulge? Yes.

The different kind of spirit so much fun. Is that him? Yeah. The murderer of life. What's his good boy? That's him in the front there to say? Yeah, that's him, yeah.

Oh, he's pretty good. I give credit where it's due. I give credit where it's due. See, you're good at that. You're not good at having opinions on fucking current events. Stick to what the fuck you're good at. I'll come to your show. I'll eat some popcorn.

I'll drink a beer. I'll clap at the end. Let me do what the fuck I do and fuck right off how about that i like it yeah i like it i love how these fucking assholes think that calling someone right wing in today's age where the overton window has shifted totally to communism is a is a bad thing bro all your fucking friends from 10 years ago that were fucking Democrats are now quote-unquote right-wing. Everything you don't agree with is far right. Imagine having the only argument

that you could ever fucking have about someone is like trying to make fun of them and call them far right because they don't agree that little kids should be sexualized in school you sort of saying right right fucking turd put some deodorant on listen bro don't fuck with me i'll fucking roast you i'm just telling you that right now and if i don't roast you my people will roast you yeah and you're an easy target brother bro it was, it was not hard. Yeah. Not hard at all.

Fuck. All right. Stick to theater. You're good at that, bro. I mean, you know. I pay tickets to see that. You're a good singer. Got some good pipes.

You would pay for that? I'll go see that. It looks like he's pretty good. Hey, bro, I'm fair. Mm-hmm. I keep it fair. Mm-hmm. Bro, you motherfucking did theater.

What the fuck are you talking about? Where do you want to go? You did it. You danced in the Muni. Where do you want to go? That's in fucking England or something, bro. No, it's here. Where?

It's here. It's not like St. Louis. There's nobody in the United States that looks like that guy. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's here. No. That guy's in fucking London in basement watching Star Wars.

Yeah. fucking in in london in basement watch your star wars yeah star wars is cool except for when you make it your fucking identity how many star wars action films i have he's in vegas he has all of them bro he's got the millennium falcon yeah oh fuck yeah i think he's in he's in vegas really well he thinks he's got the millennium falcon yeah oh yeah i think he's in he's in vegas really well he thinks he's somewhere else that's for sure in a mushroom field i'll give him this he's got a look it's something he looks like he needs a shower talk on me i motherfuckers. I'll fucking own you. He's got a look.

Yeah. All right. Great. Well, we needed that. Let's keep... Hey, bro. That's fucking... It was a little flat.

It was a little flat. No, that's good. I couldn't do that. He was a little flat. All right. Well, you're a good singer. I'd say it's a phone no no no i'm saying like in high when they call listen bro gen z and high school kids are fucking switching it up bro yeah and now the big insult is like you fucking liberal or you libtard i'm not a fucking liberal yeah that's right they freak the fuck out so So like, yeah, man. Yeah, fuck. You don't agree with me. You're far right. Whatever the fuck you want to call me, man. I don't give a shit. I really don't.

Far from gay. Fuck. Guys, we appreciate you for being real ass fans. Even the ones that hate us. You're still our fans. Well, look. At least we got talented haters. That ass fans. Even the ones that hate us. You're still our fans. Well, look, at least we got talented haters. That's true. I really don't know what this is, though.

I don't know what we were trying to accomplish here. Guys, we appreciate you guys for being real ass fans. Let's get back to it. Headline number two. This is a full circle here. All right. It's been a minute. Full circle jerk.

Full circle jerk. All right. Just how our fucking buddy over here liked him. His little rainbow outfit. His fucking rainbow romper with the footsies in him. That's not suspect. This is a full circle jerk, man. It's been a long

time coming and I'm glad we're here. This is a new one. This is big. Headline number two reads. It's a big circle jerk. AstraZeneca admits its COVID vaccine can cause rare side effect in court documents for first time. This is a big deal. I wonder if all the people that got Team AstraZeneca tattooed on their fucking arms, their little band-aid, are regretting their decisions at this point in time.

Yeah. This is a big deal, dude. This is the first- Remember when Robert Malone came out and said mass formation psychosis? Now do you see what he was talking about? Like all you fuckers that were like, oh, that's fucking crazy. No, you're crazy. And there was a few, there was like a bunch of us that were like,

bro, you guys are fucked up. What the fuck are you talking about? You've lost your goddamn mind. And you're like, you've lost your mind. It's like, your mom. You know what I'm saying?

Like, right wing? Yeah. Fucking right winger. Bro, at least I'm not walking around with, at least I'm not a right armor i'm not walking around with some astrazeneca tattoo saying with a date on it saying when i

was vaccinated fuck bro remember like people were putting fully vaccinated in their fucking instagram bios oh bro the pictures the profile picture bro you motherfuckers gotta fuck now you gotta sit there and worry about fucking what's going to happen to you. Now you got to worry about RIP. That's bad, bro. I feel bad for those people. They didn't have any sympathy for us,

but I can't imagine walking through, I can't imagine walking through world knowing that you could just get fucking zapped, for real. Yeah, yeah. Anyway. Yeah, no, I mean, but yeah, this is a big deal, man. knowing that you could just get fucking zapped for real. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. No, I mean,

but yeah, this is a big deal, man. The first pharmaceutical company that has come out. Um, now I like to call this what I think people call a domino effect, right? Like this is the first domino,

um, that has fallen. It is in open court documents at this, like right now they have admitted it. Their vaccine has, in fact, caused these really, really bad side effects. Caused deaths. Yeah, yeah. Caused deaths and serious injury.

Pharmaceutical giant being sued in class action over claims its vaccine caused death and serious injury in dozens of cases. No, hundreds of thousands of cases which will be discovered in this lawsuit yeah this is just the people that are actually like in the class this is just the tip of the circle jerk tip of the circle jerk yeah yeah um ashley zeneca has admitted for the first time in court documents that its covid vaccine can cause a rare side effect and an apparent about turn that could pave the way for a multi-million pound legal payout. Now, this is being challenged in the UK right now. The pharmaceutical giant is being sued in a class action over claims that its vaccine developed with the University of Oxford

caused death and serious injury in dozens of cases. Lawyers argue the vaccine produced a side effect, which has had a devastating effect on a small number of families. The first case was lodged last year by Jamie Scott, a father of two who was left with a permanent brain injury after developing a blood clot and a bleed on the brain that has prevented him from working after he received the vaccine in April of 2021. The hospital called his wife three times to tell her her husband was going to die. AstraZeneca is contesting the claims, but has accepted in a legal document submitted to the

high court in February that it's COVID vaccine quote can in very rare cases cause TTS. TTS, which stands for thrombosis with thrombocytopenia syndrome, causes people to have blood clots and a low blood platelet count. Fifty one cases have been logged lodged in the high court with victims and grieving relatives seeking damages estimated to be worth up to $100 million. AstraZeneca's admission made in a legal defense to Mr. Scott's high court claim follows intense legal wrangling. It could lead to payouts if the drug firm accepts the vaccine was the cause of serious illness and death in specific legal cases. The government has pledged to underwrite AstraZeneca's legal bills. That's the interesting part. Right? That little piece right there.

The government has pledged to underwrite AstraZeneca's legal bills. Why would they do that? Why would they do that? Why would the government say that they're going to foot the bill for whatever? Oh. Because they probably forced them to do it. Because they were the ones forcing everybody to fucking take them. Yeah. Right now, I know the UK laws are a little bit different,

right? Like here in the US, there's, you know, very limited liability that our pharmaceutical companies have, right? They can make whatever and put it down, especially with that emergency use authorization. I'm not an expert in UK law. Don't want to pretend to be. But that is an interesting piece of this case here. In a letter of response in May 2023, AstraZeneca told lawyers for Scott that, quote, we do not accept that TTS is caused by the vaccine at a generic level. But in the legal documents submitted to high court in February, AstraZeneca said, quote, it is admitted that the AZ vaccine can in very rare cases cause TTS. The casual mechanism is not known. Further, TTS can also occur in the absence of the AZ vaccine or any vaccine causation

in any individual case will be a matter for expert advice. So that's happened. That's a big deal. Now, it also made me think of this and I saw this, and it's like it's so funny when these things happen. Do you remember Alex Nalvany, right? The Russian dissident that was reportedly he died suddenly, right, in Russian prison, right? And everybody came out and was like, oh, no, Putin killed him, right? And the initial autopsy that was done said that he died from

sds or sudden death syndrome where uh i'm sure you guys have seen these there's been videos going on where people were just literally you know they might be playing basketball and they just literally just drop yeah playing soccer and just drop right like there's plenty of videos out there like this um but this is russia's stance they said that it was, you know, that's what Alex Novaney had. And you had everybody from our government, our administration, the president, many people saying no Russian killed him. And it's funny because we actually did a, the United States did an actual intelligence report on this. And this headline reads, Vladimir Putin did not order death of opposition leader Alexei Navalny, the U.S. intelligence finds. So we just somehow. After they reported it like it was fact for months.

At the time, Biden said the U.S. did not know exactly what happened to Navalny, but that, quote, there is no doubt that his death was the consequence of something that Putin and his thugs did. That was from our own president. No doubt. No doubt. And so I just think that's interesting with all this vaccine stuff. I think, now you have a very interesting theory about what you think they're going to do

with this vaccine, all right? With the adverse reaction side of it. Yeah. And I think it's very, very interesting because, you know, here we are. It's almost May. Motherfucker, I see the future. Why the fuck you think I'm here in life? Bro, listen. I know what the fuck's going on. Here we are it's almost may motherfucker i see the future why the fuck you think i'm here in life bro i know what the fuck's going on here we are in may we got november coming

up very very quickly now all of a sudden the deaths are coming out and they're gonna say oh trump operation warp speed fucking he crimes against humanity and all the same people who were hysterical about saying you better get the vaccine you grandma killed piece of shit fuck you the hope for three fucking years are now going to fucking turn that energy on trump yeah that's exactly what's going to because they're losing they're losing those same people right now bro i know they're losing because of the fucking israel uh israel palestine shit bro i know so what other what better way to get them back yep well guys go back and find all my clips of saying that for the last three years so

that we can be sure to put them in the show whenever this happens fuck man anything on this uh yeah it's fucking bullshit like everything else that we fucking cover like everything else these people do listen we got lied to we got played we got manipulated we got turned against each other we got divided for money for distance of the ability uh to to be unified against what's going on they closed our schools they closed the pubs because the seeds of revolutions are happening taverns they fucking stole the fucking middle classes money they made people watch their loved ones die over zoom they didn't allow him to have funerals but they let hundreds of thousands and millions of people protest in the streets didn't say a fucking thing with george floyd uh got a gold casket by the way while you couldn't even

go to fucking go up to the casket because you couldn't be close to anybody when your fucking loved ones die right fuck they force you to take this vaccine or fire you. They fired fucking millions of people. And now they're saying, oh, the job growth of Biden has been the best in history ever. Yeah, because you fucking fired everybody. And now they're not firing anybody anymore. And we need the workforce. It's a complete fucking lie that all these little kids on college campuses are fucking eating up. And these dumb suburban housewives are eating up.

And these dumb motherfucking leftists are eating up. Oh, the economy is great. Best job growth ever. Yeah, what happened right before that? Oh, they made everybody stay home. They ruined the economy. The economy went to an all-time low. They closed all the middle class businesses.

They let all the fucking big businesses their buddies open stay open they fucking closed every all the taverns all the schools they fucking made you take a vaccine or you're fired there was no economy no fucking jobs and now they're saying oh we got the greatest job growth in the history of the united states and people are buying it i mean that's word bro so listen dude job creation it doesn't mean jobs field oh and who's getting those jobs it's funny you say that did you see the uh why don't you hold on why don't you go look at the data as to who's getting the new jobs it's not fucking americans no in fact the uh the secretary of the navy uh just came out and said that uh they're planning to invest like 15 billion dollars in our naval ports to build the ships and fill those jobs with immigrants i know it's insane man that's insane this domino effect though man i think

i think within the next my mind if i was to place a bid i would say within the next few months you will see um pfizer fall you'll see um what's the other one they're all gonna blame trump j and j you'll see all those guys coming out hey yep nope it does cause it and he fucking walked right into it walked right into it man walked right into it. Walked right into it, man. Walked right into it. Guys, jump down in this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Jump in on this and let us

know what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline. I found somebody. I think I want you to do a vote. Who's funnier? Me. Well, me. It's me or this other guy I think I want you to do a vote. Who's funnier? Me. Well, me. You're not. It's me or this other guy.

I'm about to show. It's the other guy. Yeah, it's the other guy. Has to be. All right, motherfucker. What do you think back there? You don't even know who it is yet. You're going DJ.

That's what I'm talking about, Joe. Motherfucker, you guys are getting close over there in your neighborhood, huh? You guys, are you, are you guys, do you got a microphone on? I gotta ask you a serious question. Are you, are you guys exploring each other's bodies yet? Excuse me? What the fuck? Wait, what?

Wait, what? It sounds like it. What the fuck does that even mean? What does that mean? You know. No, I don't. No. No, I don't. Yeah that even mean? What does that mean? You know. No, I don't. No. No, I don't.

Yeah, you do. What does that mean, Andy? Don't play dumb on the show. Rubbing bacon grease on the show. That's right. Playing tummy sticks. What the fuck is that? Sword fighting.

What the fuck? Yeah. What is tummy sticks, man? Being wiener cousins. He's just making shit up now. No,'t that's all real shit what is tummy sticks andy that's not a real thing this guy played dumb like he don't know like he didn't just play like he didn't just win tummy sticks the whole weekend all right let's let's fucking see what you got that's That's fucked up, man. That's fucked up. All right.

Who's funnier, me or Biden? Oh, you're definitely funnier. All right, then. All right. I'll take that. Goddamn credit. We had the- I thought- Bro, come on, man.

I can't say what I want to say. No, say what you want to say. I can't because it's rude. Say it. No, I can't. All right. Bragging about beating Biden is like getting a... Now, that's funny.

Yeah. That's fucked up, man. Yeah, I know. Don't make me go there. Hello, King. I will go dark. All right. Ain't nobody safe.

Yeah. So, we had the White House press correspondence dinner. All right. Ain't nobody safe. Yeah. So we had the White House press correspondence dinner. All right. Biden had a few jokes. And I just want to, I think we should just take this opportunity to kind of rate who does a better job. All right. And you can be fair. Right.

We saw that with London. All right. In the commons, you can be fair. Let's be fair. All right. So here's Biden's. I got a clip here for Biden's little spiel. Here it is.

I like to think of myself as pretty fucking fair. Yeah, you're fair. I might scream and yell and shit, but I'm fair. Oh, you're fair. Yeah, you're fair. No, you're fair. Facts are facts. Yeah.

It's just unemotional. People are not really used to that. Unemotional truth. So here's Biden. Maps take dirt maps. Huh? What? What does that mean?

What? Just keep going. If you think your Irish grandparents are wondering, my great, great grandparents would get here in 1846 and went, what in the hell's going on? I want to thank you for the warm welcome. But please, not so loud. Donald was listening.

Sleepy Don. I kind of like that. I may use that again. Kelly O'Donnell, President of the White House Correspondents Association, thank you for having me. But Kelly O., let's be honest, you're way too young to be president. It's been a year since I delivered this speech, and my wife, Jill, who's with with me tonight was worried how I do. I told her, don't worry.

Just like riding a bike. She's, that's what I'm worried about. Okay, that was pretty decent. That was okay. That was pretty decent. That was all right. I'll give credit. That was a good one.

He has his moments. He has his moments. Of course, the 2024 election is in full swing and yes age is an issue i'm a grown man running against a six-year-old well i feel great how's he a six-year-old when they're trying to say he's too old to run for office i think he was calling trump a six-year-old when they're trying to say he's too old to run for office? He was calling Trump a six-year-old? Yeah, I know that.

But like what I'm saying is- He just likes six-year-olds. Now they're- Huh? He likes six-year-olds. I know he does. That's all he can think about. Yeah. That's why he's up there sniffing.

Mm-hmm. Trying to sniff them out. Mm-hmm. Damn, there's none here. Well, I feel great. I really feel great. I really feel great. I'm campaigning all over the country. Pennsylvania, Georgia, North Carolina.

I've always done well in the original 13 colonies. Racist. Yeah, because you were alive back then, motherfucker. Speaking of history, did you hear what Donald just said about the major Civil War battle? Quote, Gettysburg, wow. Trump's speech was so embarrassing, the statue of Robert E. Lee surrendered again. But look, age is the only thing we have in common.

My vice president actually endorses me. Oh, look at this fucking seal clapping. Look at this. I had a great sketch since the State of the Union. But Donald has had a few tough days lately. You might call it stormy weather oh look at pritzker that fat look how fucking fat that motherfucker is

he started reading those guys i've seen his dick since vietnam zero chance he walks around at things like fucking this little big it's like it looks like a little fucking you know rocket yeah a little red rocket bro looks like a fucking outie all right keep it moving is he circumcised you think he already ate seven times you know i'm saying you know he's the richest politician in the united states yeah okay my life yeah my shit tone so imagine that you are you are one of these rich fucks by the way uh there's no black people there just so we're clear it's all fucking upper echelon white people at this fucking event. Yeah. Which is the two categories.

There's black people there. They're probably probably working. Remember when they did that with the mask? They did that. I'm not playing. It's real shit. They made all the servants wear masks while they fucking galloped around at the Met Gala. Anyway, imagine being because only two people that vote for these fucks

are people that are that's the biggest lie of the whole thing that these people are for the people the only two classes that vote for these people are people who are elite wealthy meaning multi multi multi hundred millionaire billionaire class or fucking complete poverty imagine being one of these fucking rich-ass motherfuckers watching this dude being like i know this guy's a complete moron but he's the only hope we have i'm gonna give him fucking ridiculous amounts of money yeah 100 million like imagine how fucking stupid you must feel pretty fucking. About as stupid as his wife looks in that fucking dress. Yeah.

Jeez. He's so funny. He's so desperate, he started reading those Bibles he's selling. Then he got to the first commandment. You shall have no other gods before me.

That's when he put it down and said, this book's not for me. Look, being here is a reminder that folks think what's going on in Congress is political theater. That's not true. If Congress were a theater, they'd have thrown out Lauren Boebert a long time ago. And it wasn't just him. He had another guy in there. There's no black people there.

No. And these people are always talking about. Oh, no, there's one. There's one. There's one. There is one. There's one. Well, that's so they can say. There's a black person there.

I got black friends. That's exactly what that is. I'm not racist. I got black friends. No's exactly what that is. I'm not racist. I got black friends. No, we let him come to the Met Gala. That's right. Let him come to the press conference. And I would like to point out, it's after 10 p.m.

Sleepy Joe is still awake. While Donald Trump has spent the past week falling asleep in court every morning. Though Fox News said he was just being anti-woke. We are all here tonight at nerd prom. That's exactly what it is. Matt Gaetz is at regular prom. You ever notice how these people are not funny at all? At all.

At all. Like, why is it that the other sides, the funny side, and they have no sense of humor. We're fucking funny. No, we are. I don't give a fuck what nobody says. Yeah. Even you, London. Yeah.

London. Fucker. There's another word back here? Butt fucker. What? Fucking, what did you call it? Tummy sticks? Tummy sticks champion.

He won something in his life. Yeah. Yeah. It's just interesting. And like, you know, like I said, I think, I mean, just find a like little culmination here, man, you know, because everything is kind of like ticking away for Biden right now. Polls has Trump up.

He's been holding that spot. And I think they're still lying about that fucking percentage there. Like, no doubt. There's no way he still has 43 percent no way um but according to national polls bro you know how many people we've seen message us or email us or even like dms or people on tiktok dude they want to shut tiktok down because everybody on tiktok woke up they have no control of that algorithm that's right that's what it really is. The FBI can't call TikTok and say, hey, do this.

And they're not willing to do it. Yeah, because China tells them, fuck off. Yeah, that's right. Bro, they say, oh, this is about China surveilling you. Yeah, okay, so we let you surveil us? You know?

We can't let them surveil you because if they surveil we can't surveil you yeah yeah fuck off bro you know what i don't like the most what would you like is joe biden's fucking crooked ass smile that he does that crooked ass fucking greasy politician fucking smile i don't like oh he's's going to burn in hell, bro. For real, bro. For real. This could be so hot. Yeah. So hot down there with Bill Cosby. You know what I'm saying? Heard they call you Sleepy Joe. Yeah, but the thing is, the thing is, water. No, the thing

is, is they'll be fucking two peas in a pot. Yeah, bro. Yeah, for sure. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Fuck, man. It's gonna be so hot down there. Fuck. Yeah, fuck these guys man yeah welcome guys jumping on the conversation how did the white house correspondence dinner go um i also heard i think i think i should be president yeah yeah just for pure entertainment volume i would fucking fix everything and you guys will laugh your ass off it'd'd be funny. Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah. That'd be great.

Can I be the press secretary? Yeah. I feel like I'd do a better job than KGB. Oh, yeah. You'd be great at that. I saw something. Apparently, you know, they tried to fire her. And then you see, I feel like you said something. They couldn't fire her because she's black.

And lesbian and fucking immigrant. How did you see that? Where did you see that before? Didn't we talk about it? No, it was on the news. Yeah. trying to fire they can't fire yeah now they're coming up saying oh i know what it was i saw it and i screenshot saying to you got it okay yeah yeah they tried to fucking fire her and like yeah no now they're backpedaling off of oh we never tried that yeah because they don't want to get fucking sued anyways guys jump in on this

conversation let us know down in the comments i am the first black lesbian native american import export universal fellatio giving dark person just like kamala yeah how old is she i am the i'm the first mentally disabled Mentally disabled. She's 49 years old. Who? KGB. No way. She's 49. Well, I mean, I'll give her credit. She don't look 49.

She doesn't. Yeah, I know. Black don't crack, bro. That shit do not crack, bro. It don't crack at all. I thought she was like fucking 30. She looks young. Yeah.

She does. I give her credit, dude. She looks young. Yeah. She does. I give her credit, dude. She looks really young. That's the adrenochrome, bro. No shit. Sucking them baby bloods. I'm just saying, bro. She's 39 years old.

That's crazy. That is kind of crazy. That's crazy. Because she definitely don't look it. She don't look it at all. Well, and part of it is the dumb shit she says makes her seem young, too. That's what it is. Like she's just a dumb bitch don't look it at all. Well, and part of it is the dumb shit she says makes her seem young, too.

That's what it is. Like she's just a dumb bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, the shoe fix. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, let's get to our final segment. I got to go before you guys.

This is our final segment of the show, as always. Our thumbs up or dumb as fuck, all right? Now, this is where we bring a headline up. We talk about it. It'll get one of those uh two options uh so with that being said our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads uh black dog turns completely white two and a half years after being diagnosed with vitiligo as incredible photos detail his color changing transformation is his name Sammy Sosa Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson what the fuck was that that was his thing do it you can't do it that good I'm not doing that I can't do it cause you fucking can't beat that so vitiligo the condition that famously affected Michael

Jackson causes pale white patches to develop on the human skin. But as one dog owner can attest, the rare disorder affects animals as well. Buster, an adorable four-year-old dog based in Oklahoma, has turned from black

to completely white due to his vitiligo. Photos posted to Reddit show the pooch's incredible color-changing transformation in the space of two and a half years. Vitiligo is a condition in which the pigment cells of the skin are destroyed in certain areas of the body but it affects fur and hair as well as skin now here's buster before the transformation and this is buster now really Yeah. It definitely looks like the same guy.

I don't care. He's a handsome guy. Now, it's not clear why vitiligo occurs, but it's believed it happens when something interferes with cells that produce melanin. That's the substance that gives skin and hair its color. Since the photos were posted to

Reddit by Buster's owner, Matt Smith, based in Oklahoma City, the story has gone viral. My boy Buster, four-year-old, has completely changed from black to white over the course of the last two and a half years, Matt said. Buster has the skin condition vitiligo, causes depigmentation of the skin. So here's the transformation of Buster, right? So this is how it started, right? And then he just slowly started turning over the years and as he got older he finally uh as he got older last he's only four right yeah four years uh that's where he finished up bro he looks majestic he does look majestic yeah

he looks like he's very wise looks very uh look looks very non-violent i wonder if he bites people less i don't know well story has it apparently busted just to plot to become a cop shut the fuck up dude shut up dude is this is this real you're a fucking liar the also says... That's not the same dog, motherfucker. The story also says he's turned back to become a full-time father again. He came back on his puppies. Bro, I got no comment on that. That's up to you.

That might be a ribbon or a trophy. That's not funny. That's up to you. It might be a ribbon or a trophy. Woo! That's not funny. That's not funny. I'm not laughing. Dad is home, kids. He also has a credit card to PetSmart. It just got approved. Bro.

I got no comment. You know what? Hey, everybody, I'm writing him up. I'm writing him up just so you know. He's going to suffer an appropriate punishment. Such a distinguished gentleman. Went from stealing your toys. To hanging with his boys. Oh, man.

Fuck, man. This is great. No, I can't make this shit up. Just donate them to Salvation Army. All right, I'm done. That's it. Andy, what do we got on this? All right, guys, that's the show.

Don't be a hoe. Wait, wait, no, wait. You got to give me some. What do we got? Oh. What is this? I thought we were... You like dogs. Yeah, I give him a thumbs up.

Thumbs up for Buster? Yeah. I bet you do now. I know you do, motherfucker. Oh, yeah. That's my boy. I fuck with Buster. Good day, sir.

Motherfucker, you're that black cop from Boys in the Hood, bro. You ever seen that part? I've seen it, but I don't remember that part. That's DJ. Alright. Thumbs up for Buster. Thumbs up, Buster. Good job, man.

Wish you well. Stay safe out there. And guys, Andy, that's all I got. Alright, don't be a hoe. Show the show.