REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 703. Andy & DJ CTI: Biden Campaign Uses Kendrick Lamar Diss Track, Stormy Daniels Concludes Testimony & Where's Kim Gardner?

Episode Date: May 10, 2024

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the Biden campaign using Kendrick Lamar's diss track targeted at Drake to attack Trump's policies, Stormy Daniels concluding her testimony against Trump, and St. Louis Circuit Attorney Kim Gardner nowhere to be found as auditor seeks answers.

What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society And welcome to motherfucking reality Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet And that's what we're gonna do That's what CTI stands for, Cruz the Internet It's where we put topics of the day up on the screen We talk about what's true, what's not true We speculate, we guess, usually correctly

And then we talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in society. Now, I'm not going to go through the whole intro, but I'm going to get right to the point. We have a fee for the show, and the fee is not monetary. The fee means share the show, okay? Pay the fee. That's what we mean. We talk about controversial subjects.

We're always dealing with censorship, shadow bans, getting our shit taken down, all this stuff. And we need you guys to help us get the word out. So if the episode makes you think, if it makes you laugh, if it gives you a new perspective, if you think it's an important message, please do us a solid and share the show. I don't run ads on the show. I don't take money from people to do this show. I pay for it out of my own pocket because I don't want to answer to these people. I want to tell my perspective and what I think is true. And because of that, we suffer the consequences.

But with your guys' help, we overcome some of this stuff they try to do to our show. So don't be a hoe. Shut up. All right. What's up? What's going on? Oh, not much. Yeah, it's a guy listening. It's a hot day today. You mean like? What's going on? Oh, not much. Yeah, it's a guy. Listen, it's a hot day today. You mean like outside or on the news?

Yeah, both. Yeah, it's hot outside. Is it hot outside? It was still kind of cool this morning. But it's a hot day in the world, huh? It's a hot day in the world. Yeah, I mean, it's some shit going on. It's hot boy summer summer is that what it is

who told you where'd you learn that i took i thought i heard it on the internet is that we're calling it hot boy summer that was like three summers ago though oh i thought that was hot girl summer no this is hot it's hot girl summer this summer no no we're taking back over i mean i'm fine with that all right guys let's get to uh i got this video man we got to address it um because i'm i'm lost i'm lost and i tried to do some like ethical research all right and you know uh and study and try to understand all right let's let's i got a clip for you, Andy. Let's, let's watch this real quick, guys. Here's the clip. Hi, my name's Queenie and my pronouns are they, them. When I post about my gender identity and my sexuality, when I say that I don't want any labels, that is not an

invitation for you to speculate on who I am or what I am. It's not a guessing game for you to play over whether I'm a girl or a boy about what's in my pants, or if i'm pan or bi or trixic or homoflexible or gray romantic or anything else you don't need to fully understand the nuances of gender identity or sexuality to know that each person knows who they are better than you ever will clearly she knows who she is what the fuck now first of all lady let's let's talk about this there ain't nobody in the world that thinks that you're a boy. All right? You ain't fooling anybody.

Secondly, the fuck is going on with your eyebrows? Okay? Thirdly, why do these people always look like Rainbow Bright or some bullshit? Fourthly, you don't know who you are. And fifthly, we're sick of your shit. I'm fucking sick of this shit. All this fake intellectual, like, I'm so intelligent, I'm so enlightened, I'm so smart, and it's fucking trisexual, elephant sexual, I changed with the season sexual, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Shut the fuck up.

How about that? Dude, we're all sick of you people. Why can't you just be gay and normal just be a normal gay person man no these people are these people have daddy issues they have attention issues they've never been known or relevant for anything in their life and now this is how the fuck they get attention you're a grown woman like i don't care who you fuck and by the way we do know where it's downstairs Cause you're probably shoving in everybody's

Motherfucking face No but look So you know Pansexual Gender I really didn't know what she was talking about Cause I mean listen there's new words that are added Every day

They're made up They're made up. Right? They're made up to sound smart. Yeah, but I'm like, well, let's, like, all right, DJ, like, let's look at it. You know what I'm saying? Like, let's research it. I thought that was the responsible thing to do. So I found, you know, one of the things that this person said was tricksy.

She got her fucking nipples out. They're covered. No, no they are you can see them they got something over them oh yes gay stickers on them i can see you yeah so she's like oh not what i have in my pants well i'm sure you're gonna fucking tell us you know what i'm saying subscribe to my only fans we'll smell it yeah no shit um but i tried to only trans i tried i tried to do some diving man because i really didn't understand what she was saying i didn't know what what that stuff meant and so i looked into it trixic um also known as Orbeasian, or Beasian, or Beasian, or Beasian,

is a diamoric, which I don't even know what the fuck that means, orientation referring to non-binary individuals who are exclusively or not attracted to women. So a lesbian. These, here's the flyer. to women. To a lesbian. These... Here's the flyer. Listen.

These people learn this shit so they can sound intelligent on TikTok to a bunch of other morons. 13th of March is World Trixie Day.

Founded in 2024. Dude. Here's another one. Homo flexible. She says she was homo flexible. So let's go to WebMD to see what that means. Homo flexible people primarily identify as homosexual, but are sometimes attracted to the opposite sex.

Isn't that bisexual? so he's just bisexual yeah we gotta come up with a new word because everybody knows what bisexual is and we have to sound smart i'm homo flexible that's right homo flexible sounds like you're good at grabbing your ankles now here's a really weird one okay because i dude i'll tell you i went to us dude i went down this weird rabbit hole man there's something called a bambi lesbian bambi lesbian bambi lesbian is a term referring to a lesbian who prefers less sexual expressions of love such as cuddles kisses hugs and other forms of affection over sexual acts. Not all Bambi lesbians have to be aspec or asexual, but many are. Yeah, none of these people are asexual by choice.

That's the problem. That's why they're so mad. Here's the best part of it, bro. So, like, I was reading this article, and I look at the comment from Oyeo. I kind of identify with this, but I'm not really sure. Yeah, bro, join the club. Same. Same.

Bro, like, I just don't get it, dude. I mean, are we not done with this shit, bro? Like, for real, with these fucking freak shows getting on TikTok, talking about their shit. No one gives a fuck. By the way, why are you guys so concerned with your fucking sexuality? Why is that the number one aspect of everything that you talk about and your whole identity? Like, holy fuck. Like, bro, who talks about this all the time?

Only weird motherfuckers, right? It's only weird people. And they like to make these fucking TikTok videos and act like they're educating everybody and, like, making... I can't fucking stand it. It's not just, like, a regular trans person, though. Like, a regular trans person though like like a regular trans person just goes about their business and doesn't bother anybody and give a fuck i wouldn't even

care but it's this kind of shit that is causing all this shit in the world oh man fucking so smart you know i'm gonna cut your hair do you mind if i touch you yes Yes, that's okay. Okay, I go by they them pronouns. What do you go by? I go by asteroid and moon pronouns. Like, what the fuck? Dude, like these people have a mental illness. Like it's mental illness, bro. Then we need to open up mental asylums,

shove all these motherfuckers in there until they're done with their bullshit and let them the fuck back out. Right up the nose. Maybe. Yeah. Right up the nose. Did you see the video of that girl with all the tattoos talking about how she couldn't

get the job? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We covered that. We covered that. Did we? Yeah, I thought we covered that. I don't know. But I know this.

It's you. Like, this chick has tattoos. Her whole face tattooed. She got demons tattooed on her neck and her throat and she's like i don't think they hired me because of my tattoo no no shit like bro when are people gonna realize people judge you that's reality you can argue about it you can cry about it you can say it's right, but it's the way it is. And if you got a fucking demon tattooed on your motherfucking throat that goes up to your fucking head, like over your eyes and shit, guess what? You ain't getting a fucking job.

Fuck, dude. This weird motherfucker. Dude, and you know what's sad is that girl looks like she'd be a pretty girl she wasn't so weird i could see that yeah i could see that yeah i could see but dude she's sucked into this fucking communist trans culture shit which by the way that's what it is and and dude these people believe they're in they're more intelligent and and and that we are all inferior intelligence and they know better than us and they're enlightened intelligent and that we are all inferior intelligence and they know better than us and they're enlightened

and we're not and we're all laughing at them. Yeah. Oh, well, that's just because they're stupid. They don't know. That's not why. You don't even know who the fuck you are every single day. And then what, like, level of entitlement. Yeah. Like, you better use my pronouns or I'll fucking

report you. fucking report me bitch i'll help you yeah like holy shit and then you y'all change them every fucking two minutes so how the fuck we supposed to know right you were they them yesterday today you're fucking you know something else tomorrow you're something else and we call you the wrong thing if you get fucking pissed off how about this yeah shut the fuck up my pronouns are nick her i ain't falling for that i already fell for that once motherfucker i ain't falling for that guys onwards with the show let's you know there's a bunch of people saying that right now y'all are racist you fuckers we knew you were

oh shit dude oh man all right let's get you notice how this show started is like start the revolution and it's just gotten to absurdity because it's just so ridiculous like i can't help but just laugh at these people hey man laughter is good for the soul fuck yeah they're still sounding it out okay all right all right well guys onwards with the show honey have you ever heard of these pronouns dj said it today i don't know what they mean i feel like i have heard i've heard these before that one time we were at that cookout out there in the country. They sound really familiar. That's what Jerry said it.

I want to say it, but I don't know if it's right. You just wear that white hat. Those guys all use that pronoun too. Oh, fuck, dude. Oh, my God, dude. All right, that's the show. See you guys later. Don't be a ho.

Oh, man. All right, man. Well, let's get into some of these headlines, guys. Remember, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. You guys can find them linked there. With that being said, man, let's get headline number one. All right.

Let's dive into this bro listen like okay we all know the left is fucking racist like legit racist fuck yeah they are like legit racist yes all right but like i i don't it's not like shocking to me it's not shocking to me but it's just like holy fuck they're so racist they are they are so racist they are headline number one uh biden campaign uses kendrick lamar diss track to attack trump's policies and clothes i hate the way you dress now there's some racist shit here all right did you have the other thing that happened oh of course okay of course um so let's dive into this so is it more racist than him saying if you don't vote for me you ain't black is it more racist is it more racist than him bringing a bucket of fried chicken to a black family's house to do a fucking campaign ad?

Is it more racist than him saying black people don't know how to get voter IDs so it's racist? What level? Black kids are just as bright and just as talented as poor kids. Poor kids are just as bright and just talented as white kids bro so what level of racism are we talking i've learned about roaches and i've learned about are we talking about level of racist like i pander to the black community for 40 fucking years and then put all the dads in jail the 1994 crime bill is it that level i mean where are we at because there's levels to biden and the democrats racism oh yeah i mean this is in there all right in there what are those kids listening to these days

well so they're using rap well let's use it and so that's what they tried to they tried to do this so so president's by president biden's re-election campaign uh has co-opted kendrick lamar's attack on drake to attack donald trump overlaying the lyrics to the Compton rapper's euphoria on top of text insults about former president in a bizarre TikTok clip. The 13 second video posted by Biden's official reelection campaign on the Chinese link social media app features captions like, quote, I hate the way that you walk over women's rights and quote, the way you talk about immigrants. Let's, let's, let's check the video out. It's always been about love and hate. Now, let me say I'm the biggest hater. I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk.

I hate the way that you dress. I hate the way that you sneak this. If I catch flight, it's going to be direct. We hate the bitches. You stay confused himself with real women. Then notice I said, wait, wait. So he took Trump's video. He made this video. The Biden campaign made this video. He made this video with Kendrick Lamar soundtrack right all right because black people will like it because black people yes because it's rap right got it yep 100 percent uh biden's reelection team said it will continue to

use tiktok despite the president signing a bill into law last month, mandating the app's parent company, ByteDance, divest due to its affiliation with the Chinese government. Quote, a fragmented media environment requires us to show up and meet voters where they are in the hood. And that includes online. TikTok is one of many places we're making sure our content is being seen by black voters. Well, I mean, or you could just show up to their house with a bucket of fried chicken. That works too. That didn't work. That's why I think they're doing the rap shit now. Oh, okay.

Yeah, that didn't get them. All right, they don't like fried chicken anymore, so let's rap. It's because we forgot the watermelon was. Dude, stop. Everybody likes watermelon. That's bullshit. Bro, these people are fucking racist i love how they try to fucking paint the the trump like these trampling women's rights that's such bullshit okay i'm gonna say this again abortion is a below the line issue if you're having to have an if abortion is a is a, is a fucking normal issue for you, you got other problems, bro.

Like you might want to sew that motherfucker shut. Okay. That's one way you can stop this shit. Let's be real. He does not trample on women. Okay. He says the states have the right to decide the population of the states have the right to decide if they want abortion in their state or not, which is in line with the original constitution of this country. There is no outlawing of abortion.

There is the state decides some states may decide. No, some states may decide. Yes. And by the way, Trump has already said that there are exceptions to that incest, rape the the mom or the mom's health these are these are exceptions reasonable he says this okay so this is a lie and it's they try to make everybody that's their strategy make everybody afraid of trump especially women okay and i and by the way just so we're clear women are equal to men. They're equal in certain aspects. Are they equal in being able to carry a load of fucking iron up fucking 50 flights of stairs? No, men are physically stronger.

That's reality. It's not a fallacy. OK, there's a lot of capable women out here that could do fucking great shit. And they're very intelligent and they're very capable and they do awesome shit they're awesome contributors to businesses and companies and households and men too they're just different yeah so this whole division that they try to create around women is fucking bullshit yeah all right it's a total bullshit lie but then we have this situation where you got come Kathy Hochul saying that black people are too dumb to get a fucking computer. Oh, you have it.

Okay, keep going. This is some racist shit. So the rap didn't work. But this came before the rap. This came before the diss track. Kathy Hochul. Hochul. uh this came before the diss track uh kathy holchel holchel uh her uh she said that black children in the bronx do not know what the word computer means um and now she's saying that she

regrets making the offhand remark um you could tell she regretted it the minute she said it if you watch the video it's like she's like oh fuck i should have said that yeah they've been lighting her up um so this was the official statement that came out um from from kathy she said quote of course black children in the bronx know what computers are the problem is that they too often lack access to the technology needed to get on track to high paying jobs in emerging industries like AI no that's not accurate

they they don't lack the access every motherfucker in the country has a fucking cell phone you provide it for them in your fucking programs everybody got wifi I got wifi-fi is pretty good actually yeah but your kids don't know what computer is oh no i have no fucking clue yeah

and we're not even in the bronx yeah it's uh i love uh they they should try to use some big words i don't know what this one word was oh the article did i think that yeah what what is that extemp maybe i don't know what a computer is what is that extemporary what is that where cultural democrat made the extemporaneous damn that's good yeah that's because i had access to computers oh shit what i don't know what it means though uh spoken or done without preparation why the fuck didn't they just say that because they want you to think they're smarter than you yeah got it okay all right well yeah so she tried to apologize. And she said, well, the statement from off or no, no.

This was Assembly Speaker Carl Hestai, a Democrat who represents the Bronx in the legislature, came to Hochul's defense and her remarks began to gain traction online. He said, quote, While the governor's words were an artful and hurtful, I don't believe this is where her heart is. I firmly believe she wants to see all of our students excel um just not on computers but um outside of the relationship button's got some other issues man uh he did a cnn interview uh where he claimed that inflation was nine percent when he took office um and that's being destroyed online um that's because they're trying to gaslight everybody, bro. They're hoping that everybody forgets.

And they think they're trying to blame this all on Trump. And they're hoping that everybody forgets what was actually happening four years ago. How good it actually was. These fucks are full of shit. Full of shit. Here's the interview. The cost of buying a home in the United States is double what it was when you look at your monthly costs from before the pandemic. Real income when you account for inflation is actually down since you took office.

Economic growth last week, far short of expectations. Consumer confidence, maybe no surprise, is near a two year low. With less than six months to go to Election Day, are you worried that you're running out of time to turn that around? We've already turned it around. Look, look at the Michigan survey. For 65% of American people think they're in good shape economically. They think the nation's not in good shape, but they're personally in good shape. The polling data has been wrong all along. How many of you guys do a poll with CNN?

How many folks do you have to call to get one response? The idea that we're in a situation where things are so bad, the folks that, I mean, we've created more jobs, we're in a situation where people have access to good-paying jobs, and the last I saw, the combination of the inflation, the cost of inflation, all those things, that's really worrisome to people with good reason. That's why I'm working very hard

to bring the cost of rentals down, to increase the number of homes that are available. But let me say it this way. When I started this administration, people were saying there's going to be a collapse in the economy. We have the strongest economy in the world. Let me say it again, in the world. Although GDP last week was far short of expectations. Oh, it wasn't. Look, GDP is still growing.

Look at the response of the markets. Overwhelmingly positive. Overwhelmingly positive. And one of the reasons why people feel good about it, not being as strong as it was before, is they believe that the Fed's going to respond. They hope they're going to get a rate cut. Yeah. Well, so, I mean, no president's had the run we've had

in terms of creating jobs and bringing down inflation. It was 9% when I came to office. 9%. But look, people have a right to be concerned. Ordinary people. The idea is... Bro, this guy's so full of shit. Dude, they fucking...

Dude, listen. They're trying to gaslight people and they're not telling anything sort of the truth. The reason that it looks like jobs are up and the stat that they claim on this is because they eliminated. So they eliminated so many during the covid shutdowns. Right. OK, so he's counting everything opening back up as new jobs. And when you actually look at who's being employed in those jobs, it is not American citizens. It is fucking illegal aliens. OK okay that's the first thing the second thing is it was 1.4 percent in January of 21 and he's on here on national TV saying it was 9%

okay that is total fucking bullshit these people stand up here and lie to motherfuckers' faces. And then not only do they lie, they paint Trump out to be fucking Hitler so that they try. Like, dude, you know how many comments I see on the internet where people are like, fuck, shit sucks, but I got to vote for Biden no matter what because, dude, the alternative is worse. What the fuck are you talking about? Stupid. You guys are stupid motherfuckers, bro. You're listening to a complete fraud of an administration, someone who is bought and paid

for by China, someone who is willing to lie to your fucking face so that for the next four years, they can make it a hundred times worse than it is now. That's the truth. And if you're black and you can't see how the Democrats have manipulated black culture for 50 fucking years, bro, I don't know what to tell you, man. Like, dude, they come in every fucking two and four years and they say, we're going to do all this shit. They don't do any of it. They fund it. The money gets funneled back to them or stolen by the local representatives. It never makes it into schools. It never makes it in the infrastructure and then they say oh it's the it's fucking trump it's the white guy you're right it is a white guy but his name ain't trump you know i'm saying like bro it's these fucking democrats and dude when you really listen to their language that the amount of how what they actually think of black citizens shines through

brightest day but people ignore it they ignore it like bro brian biden straight up said if if you don't vote for me you ain't black uh voter id is racist because black people don't know how to get ids hokal saying black people don't know how to use IDs. Hockelsham, black people don't know how to use a computer. Like, what the fuck, guys? What the fuck? Trump's would say some shit like that. No, bro, it's a... But here's what I don't understand. Why in the black community do people not...

Like, why can't they recognize what the fuck is going on? Like, I saw that, you know, there's, I don't know, 50% of black Americans are going to vote for Trump this year, or 40% or something. What about the other fucking 60%? They don't know 50 of black americans are going to vote for trump this year 40 or something what about the other 60 percent they don't vote is that what it is black voted black like black voter turnout's low well bro so they're just saying this because they don't know any better what is that like are you paying attention at all yeah because like bro this is this election is probably the most important election to the black communities in this country because they are at the lowest level of income statistically not my data

the actual data they live in the highest crime neighborhoods they have the highest percentage of violent crime and the reason they have that is because the democrats have intentionally turned these neighborhoods into ghettos so that they have something to promise them every four years that they never intend on making true okay so at some point it would be nice if the black communities would be like these are racist bro they hate they hate you they hate you bro you know in the simple word games and like you know we got this chart here uh It's the inflation on the Biden, right? And this is what they will say. This is what they preach to, like, this is what they stand on.

Oh, well, I brought inflation down 6.5%. But not telling you that they're the ones that raised it 8%. Yeah, that's right. You know what I'm saying? That's right. So it's like they create the problems. That way they can kind of soft shell the fucking solution to keep you voting for. Bro, you motherfuckers that understand what's going on, you got to have conversations with people.

You got to show them this shit. Yeah. You got to point to it and be like, no, man, that ain't true. Here's what's actually true. Dude, and I'm not saying that the fucking Republicans are the fucking answer either, but I'm saying right now, like today, that's the only shot we got. I think the Republican Party needs major reform too. All this funding that comes from other foreign countries that these people serve,

that's got to fucking stop. Okay, we need American first candidates, people who are patriotic, people who are citizens of this country that want to go into the government and serve the people like it's designed to be not go in and get the most funding from like, people are like, well, why is Biden? How come Biden's not criticizing Israel for the attacks that they're doing? Why all his voters are fucking pro Palestine. And they're like, well, fuck Joe Biden. Well, what do you, why, what reason wouldine. And they're like, well, fuck Joe Biden. Well, what reason would he do that?

Like, logically, what do you think it would take for him to, you know, ride the fence like that? Oh, here, I'll tell you. All of their fucking money comes from those people. So you think they're going to spit in the face of the people who financed them for the last 50 fucking years? Can't do it. People have such a hard time figuring that out, dude. We got to get away from this foreign influence of any kind in our country.

We have to get back to America first. And I'm not saying Trump is the king of the world. That's not what the fuck I'm saying. But right now, it's the only shot we got to get America back on track to what it should be. Most of the Republicans need to be gone, too. That's real shit. That's a fact. When 300 and something vote for a censorship against a foreign country of any sort, happens

to be Israel this time, but if it were, you couldn't criticize Canada, you couldn't criticize Russia, you couldn't criticize China, whatever the fuck they do, that's wrong. And 300 and something republicans voted for that and fucking why do you think that is oh because they get a shit ton of money from those fuck dude that all of that influence should be illegal all of it it's a fucking money game and dude we're the ones paying the fucking price on the streets that's real shit man guys jump in on this conversation down in the comments let us know what you guys think uh that being said let's go cruise some yeah oh buddy all right oh buddy uh yeah let's cruise some of these comments we got we got some uh we got some ones. This first comment comes from at TechMyLifeVideo.

One minute in, and you are talking total rubbish. Good luck with the polio. I'm talking real rubbish? I can't even interpret your contact. I'm thinking of, like, the first minute, bro. We're just saying, hey, welcome to the show. We ain't even... You gotta go about 10 minutes in to get the heat.

Yeah. Maybe you should keep listening, bro. Yeah, just fast forward. Good luck with the polio. What the fuck's that mean? I don't know. Maybe he has polio. Maybe it was something we were talking about vaccines. Hey, dumbass. I'm not all the way against vaccine.

I'm fucking vaccinated too, asshole. I fucking knew it. I'm not all the way against vaccine. I'm fucking vaccinated too, asshole. I fucking knew it. Yeah. I'm against the COVID vaccine, you fucking moron. Take my life. You want to recognize someone who walks around wondering if they're going to fucking die all the time? It's someone who takes offense to the actual data of people dying from the motherfucking vaccine. Bro, I'm going to tell you this right now. Your own little personal offense you have to that

comes from a place of fear because you took this shit seven times and you think it actually is going to fucking help you. And now you got to walk around wondering, fuck dude, is it right? Which is horrible. By the way, people like me have been trying to defend dumb fucks like you for four fucking years

and we're still listening to your stupid ass shit. So fucking fuck you. Yeah. Fucking myocarditis. that's not funny like think of having to walk around and wonder if shit's like bro you know how many comments we get from dude thousands of comments in my fucking email and dm for people fucking saying fuck dude i'm glad you guys are speaking out about this because nobody even wants to touch it you got fucking chris como who is literally on tv telling motherfuckers that to fucking do this or you're a piece of shit and now he's saying he's injured and this dumb motherfucker still fucking thinks like oh this can't be true this is bullshit

like the amount of denial happening around these vaccines is absurd like bro i feel bad for you dude you shouldn't you you know i don't want you to die like you wanted us to die right you know get polio yeah yeah no shit just showing just showing their fucking ass i'll never forget people like this no no and by the way if these people are given a chance they will kill everybody they these people good luck with the polio that's the difference i'm over here you're over here a bunch of other people over here say hey don't do that don't go off that cliff bro it's dangerous and then you're mad at us when you go off of it and you're like fuck it's fucking stupid man

uh let's get another one in uh this one comes from at rpm freak150. You two never cease to amaze me with your bullshit. Well, you must like it if we never cease to amaze you. Hey, listen, always winning, man. I'll take it. Yeah, I'll take it too, bro. I think that's a compliment. Thank you. Yeah.

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Isn't that weird how people talk shit, but then they listen to every episode? They can't stop listening, bro. Yeah. It's provocative. It gets the people going. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? They love to hate it.

Fuck, I hate these guys so much. I can't stop listening, though. It's so good, though. Yeah. All right. Last one comes from AtTruthFreedom1776. Oh, all right. A little criticism here.

If you call your subscribers hoes, you're going to lose subscribers. Joke's on you, bitch. Hey, we got 500,000 subscribers in about a year's time. Yeah. That's pretty good. Calling people hoes. Yeah. Well, I guess they like it, too. Don't be a hoe. Calling people hoes. Yeah. Well. I guess they like it too.

Don't be a hoe. No hoes zone. No hoes zone, man. Yeah. No hoes. We actually don't call our subscribers hoes. We just say don't be a hoe. Yeah, we call the ones that don't subscribe hoes.

Yeah. So we're good. Yeah. Yeah. All right. And by the way, what makes you think I give a fuck about subscribers? Okay? I'm an entrepreneur, dude.

I'm doing this as an act of service. I don't make money doing this I pay to do this so I don't give a fuck about my subscriber count brother Fuck dude, like like these people to say oh, huh time to unfollow Okay Like like take my life. No, it's like Their only valuable Thing they can say Yeah But then they're there Next week again

Oh Time to unfollow I'm gonna follow you From my other account Yeah Fuck out No guys We do appreciate you though man

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Sayonara, bitch. Plus... Good luck with the polio. Guys, we appreciate you, man. Thanks for being real-ass fans. And and with that being said let's keep this why do you think it is that people can't differentiate anti-vax from anti-covid vax oh i mean media played the big part of that bro because they lumped it all in yeah it's like if you by the way i wish i was totally not vaccinated like the the the the like the example to this is like you go to a buffet

and uh you know all the food's good looks good but then like there's just one little dish like okay that looks like like bro that's gonna give me bubble guts right and you're like i'm not eating that oh you just hate the buffet then huh that's not what we're saying yeah i just don't i just don't want that shit on my plate yeah that's it yeah you know it's fucking i mean bro i you know sorry that i didn't wake up to what was going on with the vaccines until 2020, 2021. But you know what? Had I understood that earlier, I'd have no vaccines.

Well, I'm going to say, I'm glad you're on the topic because, I mean, when you look at rates of, like, autism or you look at rates of, like, ADHD and you look at rates of all this other, obesity, diabetes, you look at all of that stuff. Stillborns. Put it on the, stillborns, miscarriagesriages you put that shit on the chart there's a direct correlation with the massive push incentive with our vaccine program yeah bro and you know who nobody talks about you know who taught me a lot about that was linda wake up with linda yeah bro because she's been on this vaccine stuff for years and years and years and i was oblivious to it man

like i'm over here talking about business running you know doing that and you know i always wondered what was causing all the autism like i was like why are autism rate and i you know what i thought it was dude it's gonna sound so stupid but i'm like i i thought it was microwaves i thought like because microwaves came along right around the same time the autism shit started going up and i was like fuck dude it probably ain't good to like microwave your shit your food yeah but i didn't stop but the point is i don't microwave that much food well i'm just saying that's what i thought it was and then when i found out that it was the vaccines i'm like oh that makes a lot of sense what what's funny about that that makes sense yeah well Why was that funny? It's good man

Why? I don't know it's good Okay Well whatever man My point is Is that you don't gotta be fucking What the fuck are we laughing at? I don't know

It's good man It's good It's good See this is why you don't get trophies Because you laugh at shit that ain't funny No bro I'm just trying to see how you got It's good man

I explained how I got there I think that makes sense Autism rates went up Around the time Microwave was fucking invented How the fuck How the fuck do you not understand that Oh it's cause you never had a computer

wait so is it like okay is it like can you is like two minutes too long like is that when it like it makes sense it makes sense i know it makes sense his brain brain is smooth. No access to the technology and computers. It's not that funny. I'm dying. It's not even funny at all. Anyway. All right. Yeah.

Yeah. Hmm. Okay. Headline number two. Headline number two reads, Stormy Danieliels uh concludes testimony trump team to renew motions uh for mistrial so trump case is going on you know all 3 000 of them um and there's interesting developments i haven't you know i tried to dive a little bit into this case it's a little i mean it's a lot going on in that one um it's all going back to some shit in 2006 that, uh, they're trying to bring out now.

Um, the interesting thing though, man, and I don't know if you guys noticed this, but, but you know, the reason we have all of these cases that are coming out, not, not about Trump, but all the, like the sexual harassment cases and these rape cases that are coming out and they're all being tried in New York is because of a law that was passed, right? They pretty much opened the floodgates for this right the interesting thing is is that a lot of those uh lawmakers and policymakers in new york that you know voted for this shit now they're starting to get cases put on yeah so they eliminated the statute of limitations for rape cases right or sexual harassment or any of it so now now eric adams

and that other guy that's up there with them bro they're all getting fucked now you know i'm saying and so like i mean i thought that's interesting but let's so let's dive in a little bit on this there's some interesting stuff happening um the most recent update that we've got um at the time of recording uh trump uh his team has put in another motion to uh for a mistrial right to throw the case out. Apparently, Stormy Daniels has been kind of like losing her mind up on the stand, saying weird shit, doing some weird shit. And so they're trying to get it thrown out. The defense in New York versus Trump said Thursday that it would renew its motion for a mistrial following the second round of testimony of pornographic actress Stormy Daniels.

The defense, according to reporters inside the courtroom, said that it had three applications to bring up, including renewed motion for mistrial and the gag order. So those efforts will be discussed following testimony this evening at 4 p.m. Eastern Time. Now, Judge Merchant has already denied a previous request for a mistrial, but said that he would, you know, it wasn't the right time to put that motion in. So we'll see what happens in there.

But yeah, there's been some interesting stuff. They caught her. You know, they've been trying to catch her in these lies because the story that she tells constantly changes. Right. And again, we're talking about something that happened, you know, almost 20 years ago. But she's told the story multiple different times. And every time the story kind of changes a little bit. She said something about on the stand that she can speak to dead people.

I mean, like, it's just weird stuff happening on the on the stand up there um you know more importantly i don't know if people don't really know this but you know she she almost made or she was supposedly allegedly had made almost a million dollars off of this story um 800 000 of which came from a news outlet that she or the book deal that she did um she's making money off of uh selling merchandise um that kind of like alludes or references trump in this deal here she's making a shit ton of money off of this yeah she's a grifter 100 like she worked for this man she you know she came in she was a low low-hanging fruit employee and then worked her way up and you know she's a fucking porn star you know and she gets high enough um and they actually unveiled there was a part during this i think was back in 2016 uh where they thought trump she thought trump was going to

lose and she talked to her lawyer like if if he loses his election then we lose all of our leverage right further showing that this is nothing but a fucking witch hunt on her end right um now um uh rick scott uh had uh commented on this this during an interview with Fox News. I'm going to see what he has to say. I support my friend. I support Donald Trump. This is just political persecution is a crime to use the courts for political persecution. And by the way, I saw this. It happened to me. I fought Hillary here. And guess what happened? Why fought Hillary care? Justice came after me and attacked me and my company. So think about this. If we don't stop this, all right, if we don't stop this, it's good. They can go after you. Every American's at risk.

So I'm going to go support this president because this is wrong. What's happening to this guy? He is just being political persecuted. What they find him for, for where no one lost any money. Now they're trying to put him in jail over an accounting dispute. This is wrong. Yeah. Not only that, I mean, the fact that the judge or the prosecutor, he worked, we covered that, he worked for the Biden administration, the DOJ, worked under Obama. And not only that, the judge's daughter, she's a political operative who raises money explicitly for Democrats. I mean, like they're going to call in their people

to do the work. And I think that's what this is. But in other news, along with this, there are some wins. There was another case that Trump had, the mar-a-lago documents case down in florida um judge aileen eileen cannon delays trump documents case trial date indefinitely um completely took that off the document uh off the docket um she delayed this past tuesday uh delayed the may 20 uh 2024 trial date for the documents case involving former President Donald Trump indefinitely signaling it will not take place before the November 2024 presidential election, according to the file. So that's a win. Now, she's had some hate because of that. Like this person, George Conway, a verified account on Twitter. He tweeted out, of course she did. A competent and unbiased judge would have tried this case to verdict already, alluding that she's incompetent and biased.

Right? I mean, that's what I got from that. This guy. Right? This guy. Right? Followed by Adam Schiff. Yeah, and who's Jing right um this is his twitter bio vote for joe not the psycho

okay um and in another interest that dude's hard drive jesus that motherfucker's doing some weird shit bro i look at you there is some weird search histories there yeah i guarantee it walks around looking like that's into some weird shit yeah i said it it is what it is y'all know it's true too it's fucking true yeah um another interesting win coming out of florida did you see that Barron Trump, he's going to be one of the delegates for Florida for the GOP? Former President Donald Trump's youngest son, Barron Trump, who was chosen to serve as Florida delegate at the Republican National Convention this summer. So him, among a few other people, were picked by the Florida Republican Party to serve as an at-large delegate for the convention set to take place in Milwaukee, Wisconsin in July. That's pretty cool.

You know, your son gets to, you know, get up there and cast his party pick for you. I think that's pretty freaking cool. Andy, let's talk about this a little bit. What we got on this? Well, if you actually read in the details of the document trial, the FBI legitimately, remember when they arranged that picture? Remember that picture they showed of all the documents that were arranged? They did that. They brought the folders. No, no, no.

Yes. They put top secret folders on top of them. Right. And then took the photos and released them to the press. Top secret folders that were not there. Yes, they brought in that's right the stage staged it correct and that's why she that's why she uh said hey the trial's postponed indefinitely because it's bullshit and uh when you get stormy daniels on the stage and you know she's fucking saying all this contradictory shit that's implying that she's planned this out for years and years and years.

And, uh, you know, when asked if she had sex with Donald Trump, she said, no, um, well,

that's bullshit too. And then you got this other lady who looks like she smokes fucking Parmesan cheese with Hunter Biden. And they make this motherfucker pay her $83 million. Okay. Like, dude, this is clearly a political hit job, the weaponization of our court system and the Department of Justice on somebody that they are so afraid of getting in because they are so afraid that he is going to wreck their little honey hole sugar pot fucking inside secret handshake bullshit that they've been doing for fucking 100 years now. Yeah, the clamshells. Yeah. So shit clamshell that's an inside joke hey we might let you know about that we might

we might know someone called clamshell we'll talk about that later though oh man that's top secret bro that shit that's top secret language that's top secret language so so anyway yeah it's i mean like that's the thing but like it's just weird because you know you're a strategy guy right like you understand the chess board right you understand the cause and effect it does not make sense to me how every time they try to hit him he goes up he goes up in polls he goes you don't think that makes sense it's hard for me to see i'm gonna be real it's hard it is hard for me to see it well why would you keep going then because people they're exposed they're overplaying their hand they're exposing themselves for who they are and what they're about and the

american people are starting to realize oh shit if they could do this to Trump, bro, they could do this to me or you for doing nothing. And that scares people. Yeah. That makes people afraid. And it's a valid concern because if he doesn't win, they will do that to everybody who supported him. Every single person.

They'll try to attack. They'll sue. They'll slander. They'll destroy. And, you know if it's a full communist revolution they eventually kill those people yeah so you know um did you see did you see uh jen saki talking about like basically fantasizing about fucking trump being assassinated on tv no yeah bro I missed that one. Bro, yeah.

She was like, oh, he could die, he could do this. You know, he could be, like, bro, if I'm being honest, I think these people are going to try to do that. I think they're going to try to fucking kill this dude if they can't stop him. Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't think they're going to be able to stop him. No, and dude, you know, I mean mean the harder they push on this on this this these false stories in the in this embellished exaggerated cases that they do against this man

people are starting to realize holy shit dude our country is fucked it is taken over by psychopaths and the only defense that the democrats have at this point is to make trump look like fucking hitler and you know scare everybody and just keep voting for him which is what they do to women right he's trying to take your rights away he's trying to remove your right no he's not not at all fuck yeah it's complete bullshit man and then that narrative bro is picking up steam hillary is the main person that keeps pushing that shit yeah for sure and on top of that dude why the fuck are you voting for abortion anyway like there's so many more things that are important to your everyday life than voting for abortion

yeah it's a below number one it's a below-the-line issue. So they talk about this shit and try to get people fired up about it so that they ignore things like crime and, like, foreign policy and the economy, things that affect us every single day and keep us safe and prosperous and, you know, I won't say free because we're not free.

We don't, we don't, we are not free in this country. We are tax slaves. So we're, you know, that's the truth. So I'd because we're not free. We don't we don't we are not free in this country. We are tax slaves. So we're you know, that's the truth. So I try not to use free. Could we be free? Yeah, but it's going to take major fucking reform of the government for us to be free. We're not free. We're tax slaves, but we're going to be a lot less free if the fucking if Biden stays in for another four years.

They're fucking they will kill this country. It will be over. How about we vote to abort this fucking current administration? I'd vote for that abortion. Dude, listen, the more and more I watch this play out, the more and more I'm starting to feel like it can't be solved peacefully or politically. The more and more I'm starting to feel like fuck.

Because, dude, if they wake up, if everybody in America wakes up like they are waking up up and then they cheat in the election and basically say fuck you we're still here there's gonna be big problems like big fucking problems yeah you get what i'm saying no bro there's gonna be problems yeah but if everybody knows they cheated like last time there was literally you know more than half the people that were like, oh, I don't think so. It's just blah, blah, blah. But if they know they cheated, even people who are Democrats are admitting now that they think they cheated in 2020 after watching what's been going on. So not the polio guy, though.

He's safe. Think of how delusional you have to be with all this data coming out. Dude, no, for real. Think about your ego and how delusional you have to be with all this data coming out dude no for real think about your ego and how delusional you have to be with all this data coming out and because you made a decision you think it's still the right decision when the people who told you to do the decision are now saying this isn't right we have vaccine manufacturers taking a vaccine off the fucking market we've got ivermectin openly prescribed for these kind of things like the people who were telling you on TV to take this shit or you were a piece of shit are now saying, man, I got fucked up too.

And because you took it, you're letting your pride and ego stop you from like actually admitting what's going on because you think you're smarter than everybody else. See, the biggest problem that we have going on in this country is we live in a country of overeducated but unintelligent people, okay? There are people who go to school to learn things from people who teach them things, and they never question whether those things are true or not. And then they leave, and they think because they got a piece of paper that cost them 200 grand that they're somehow smarter than everybody else, and aren't and this is a this is basically a huge cycle that keeps people from really understanding what's going on right like if you came to andy's school and i taught you that the sky was yellow and there's no such thing as gravity and then i said now look how fucking smart you are here's this piece of paper and you went out in the world bro you're to walk around thinking I'm fucking smarter than all these motherfuckers.

Look at all these idiots that think the fucking sky is blue. Fucking morons. I went to Andy University. Huh? I went to Andy University. That's right. Like, dude, that's what happens, though, at mass scale. And so we have a bunch of unintelligent, indoctrinated people who can't think for themselves,

who still think they're right because they did what they were told. And that's not accurate at all. And it's what's getting these people in trouble. And unfortunately, bro, for, you know, I don't know how many tens of millions of America, because I think they lie about the data, but unfortunately there's been a lot of people who have been pressured into taking something that's now making them sick or fucking them up or even killing them. And there's certain guys like this dude still trying to deny that's happening. Bro are you talking about yeah i'm talking gibberish you know what i'm saying yeah

yeah guys jump into this conversation down in the comments let us know what you guys think with that being said let's get to our third and final headline hello number three uh bring it back to st louis got a little update uh headlineline number three reads, Where in the world is Kim Gardner? Disgraced St. Louis Circuit Attorney is MIA as auditor seeks answers. She left the

coop. She left the loo. She on the run. Run, bitch, run. Is she really? Oh, she's gone. Yeah. Disgraced St. Louis Circuit Attorney Kim Gardner is apparently missing in action as Missouri State Auditor Scott Fitzpatrick has made multiple attempts to locate her to ask questions about an ongoing audit of her former office. Gardner's office has been under investigation since 2021 when former Auditor Nicole Galloway

was still in office. Fitzpatrick stepped into the role in 2023 and subpoenaed a number of records from Gardner's office, but the office reportedly only delivered some of the requested documents. Fitzpatrick took Gardner to court in order to get the remaining information, but instead of cooperating with the investigation she resigned from office in may of 2023 and in the months since fitzpatrick has attempted to reach gardner either directly or through her attorneys and has had no luck quote this is a pattern of behavior with kim gardner who hasn't shown a willingness to be transparent or accountable fitzpatrick said in

a news release on Monday, quote, without question, she knows our audit is ongoing and that we want to speak with her about her time in office, but she has made no effort to comply with our request or respond to our inquiries. Even the lieutenant governor of Missouri chimed in on this saying, tweeted out, where in the world is Kim Gardner? Dod at fitzpatrick missouri apparently typical behavior for someone who refused to do her job um and uh yeah so i mean you know she resigned and i think a large part of that is because of things that we've covered on the show that exposed a lot of this um she single-handedly fucked our entire city up dude single-handedly yeah and now if you

for people that don't know st louis is one of the highest crime cities in the united states and the reason it's one of the highest crime cities in the united states is because this woman kim gardner was our city prosecutor who was funded by george soros who would not prosecute violent crime at all so the police would arrest these people they would go into jail they would be released and they wouldn't be charged and these violent criminals are out here killing people in their own neighborhoods causing all these crimes burning shit down shooting people hitting people with their cars total fucking chaos okay like third world level chaos oh for sure and she would not prosecute anything and the reason she wouldn't is because soros is funding those people

and telling them what to do and we all know what the world economic forum's uh slogan is is out of chaos comes order so their job in my opinion allegedly is to destroy the cities by hiring prosecutors that won't prosecute crime. Okay? And then they make it out to be racist when you call them out because usually these people are misogynistic. Usually these people are women or they're black. Yep.

Or both. Yeah. Or both, yeah. I mean, and like, dude, it's fucked up. I remember when I went- She deserves to be in prison, bro. Like forever. That's being nice. Yeah. No, I know that's fucked up. I remember when I went. She deserves to be in prison, bro. Like forever. That's being nice.

Yeah. No, I know. Because listen, like the end of the day, like, you know, I always think back, bro, to that seven-year-old kid, Xavier Uganda, who was sitting in his house, got killed by a drive-by shooting. The guy turns himself in a week later and confesses to the crime. She lets him go. She said, no, that's not enough evidence.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And so it's like, I think about kids like that, or I think about the thousands of other But that was happening dozens of times a day. It was complete law. Bro, the day Alex and I went and took our Save the Date pictures downtown, we were down in like Keener Plaza down there. Those other ones you did with the caddy?

Yeah. Those were sick. Yeah, bro. How about as soon as we pull up, a fucking homeless dude fucking stabbed a fucking dude like 50 feet from me. You know what I'm saying? And I remember following up that. Yeah, didn't get charged.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That 24-hour hold and was released because prosecutors declined to press charges. And so it's like, it was completely lawlessness, right? And now this fucking lady going, she took a waddle trip she'll turn up we'll see man she'll turn up we'll see i think it's clearly i'm sure she's innocent oh completely innocent well she's she's black bro black people who don't commit crimes oh man that was good um but yeah man like kim come on man where you at come on out dress the people um because she ain't doing that she's a fucking coward bro even voice of the people bro

they're hitting her up they're they're they're yeah i mean voice of the people bro they seem to be pretty good people except for their they seem to be a lot of the brainwashed people that believe that democrats are so for them you know like i read a lot of i follow that page i like that page i get like i kind of watch what's going on there good temperature yeah and they're nice they're good people they mean well but like dude every single time you know something happens to happens to a black person, it's racist, and it's the fucking white man, and it's Republicans. And, guys, that just ain't true. It's not true.

Stop drinking the Kool-Aid. Yeah. All that sugar got you fucked up. Guys, jump in on this conversation. There's something to be said for full sugar Kool-Aid. How many cups per pitcher? What's the recipe? I think it's two cups

It is to bro. Yeah Look at this guy. Well, the only reason I know Cuz I had a black friend I'm not racist. I know a black guy now Dude, no, I was like, I don't know 15 years ago or something i thought i bought the right the kool-aid that didn't need the sugar but it did i bought the accidental like i bought me in the kool-aid there's sugar-free kool-aid too that you just like a packet like crystal light fucking crystal light yeah yeah it's like that but i wanted kool-aid so i bought that thinking it was that

and it wasn't it was the full sugar kool-aidid, and I had to make it. So, like, dude, I pull this shit out. It says two cups of sugar. So I, like, scoop. I'm like, holy shit. Like, I didn't realize how much it actually was. Oh, bro, listen. Like, that's a lot of fucking sugar, bro. A lot of sugar, bro.

I remember I went to one of my friends' house growing up, bro, and that shit was syrup. That's good, though. It was. I couldn't. And I went to syrup. Like, it was legit fucking., and that shit was syrup. That's good, though. It was, I couldn't, and I went to syrup. Like, it was legit fucking. You put that shit on a snow cone.

You know, like, you know, I was looking at the picture, bro, on the bottom of the, like, they didn't even, I don't even know, they mixed it up and there was still sugar sitting on the bottom

of the fucking picture, bro. That's the best kind. I don't know. Diabetes. Diabetes. Diabetes. Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation.

Not the diabetes part, but Kim Gardner. Let us know what you guys think uh jump in on that conversation she's gonna get run over dude i'm just saying karma's coming for her bro all these people karma's coming for all these people they tried to pull a coup they tried to pull a communist revolution people are waking the fuck up there's too many people that understand what's going on these people cannot win it doesn't matter if they cheat the election or what they cheat because everybody's awake so nobody's going to comply and if it has to it probably will get

violent that's the truth so these people are done and they probably should run because the repercussions of the actions that they've taken are punishable by death. That's the truth. They are treasonous actions, and they're caught. So if I was her, I'd be in a non-extradition country doing whatever the fuck I could do. Pull a Snowden. Yeah. Yeah, man. All right.

Well, guys, with that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, give a thumbs up at Dumb as Fuck. And this is where we bring a headline in. We talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. Let's address some culture, Andy. All right. Our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads,

I snooped and found this ugly engagement ring in my boyfriend's bedside table. How do I tell him I don't want it? Let's dive into this man god what the fuck is going on bro people are so entitled and so ungrateful bro it's fucked up man so a girlfriend has shared her overwhelming disappointment after finding a quote-unquote ugly engagement ring in her boyfriend's bedside table. Instead of being thrilled with the surprise find. She was instead disgusted by the three stone diamond ring when she opened the box. Eel. Self shame Friday here I come. She wrote in a Facebook group alongside a photo of the ring.

Quote found this on the boyfriend's nightstand. Not a fan. Please roast the ring. And then tell me how to tactfully say, no, you need to get, uh, no, you need to go get something different. So here's a picture of the ring. All right. Not saying Biden's economy. That's pretty fucking decent.

All right. Um, now opinions were divided with some urging the women to, uh, the woman to tell her boyfriend and others accusing her of being entitled. It's unclear if she had given her beau any guidance as to the style she liked beforehand. Quote, it's okay to accept a proposal, but let him know the ring isn't your style, a woman wrote. Quote, this is a thing women will say what they want and men will choose something different. Another added, she's so real for this. Yeah, real bitch. Another comment said, quote, man, I'm neutral without more info. You should be allowed to like your own ring.

Most of us wear it for the rest of our lives, a third wrote. Others took a more brutal approach, with many accusing the girlfriend of having a bad attitude and even claiming she was bold for assuming the ring was for her at all. Andy, what do we got on this? Look, dude, here's the thing. We have such entitlement in certain areas of society right now where people are Honestly just bad people

It shouldn't matter what kind of ring Or what size Bro the motherfucker give you a ring pop That should be okay Maybe that's all the fuck he can get you You know what I'm saying But we live in this society now Where people think they're entitled to shit

And especially you know And bro most women are really great, okay? But there is a segment of women that come from the internet culture who believe that they're entitled to like this, you know, all this shit. Like, you know, a man that's over six foot tall, a man that makes 500 grand a year, a man that drives this kind of car. What the fuck do you bring to the table?

You're fucking four foot tall, four foot wide, bitch. Like, what do you bring to the table you're you're fucking four foot tall four foot wide bitch like what what do you bring yeah you know what i'm saying like i'm so tired of seeing this and and dude i don't it's just disgusting we got to be better than this huh we gotta be well like it's just a society no men got to be better to kick these hoes out of their fucking house and out of their life when they get the first stench of fucking this entitled bullshit yeah like bro what are you guys are you guys this like bro it's really a man problem because you motherfuckers are so fucking supplicating little pussies that you'll take any piece of ass you got and you'll deal with any amount of shit they give you just so you have a consistent uh you know warm fucking envelope to stick your wiener in.

Like, bro, you guys are fucking pathetic, bro. Get in shape, get your money right, get your life together, and fucking go out and find someone who's not going to bitch at you about the fucking ring you buy. Like, dude, fuck this lady and fuck all the girls like this. It's bullshit. Thumbs down. Bro, there was a time when I didn't have anything.

You know what I'm saying? I didn't a time when i didn't have anything you know what i'm saying i didn't have shit no i didn't have shit you know you know what it's like for a man and i have shit and like to be fucking like it's just that's the part that women don't get though that's real shit there that's real shit yeah that motherfucker probably worked his fucking balls off to get that bro you're gonna spit in his fucking eye over it it's fucked up bro it's disgusting shit but it's not the woman's fault it's men's fault because you guys have let yourself be fat you you think it's okay to be broke you listen to your mom when they told you it's only on the inside that matters that's not true okay you fucking you fucking don't have your shit together and now you got to deal with bitches like this

get your shit together and you won't have to do that this is why i tell you guys on q and a f when you're 20 years old you're like oh my girlfriend doesn't agree with what the fuck i'm trying then fucking kick her out because by the time you're 35 and you got fucking 20 million dollars in the bank she's gonna think you got the biggest dick in the world you're gonna have to pick up the fucking litter or whatever you want so get your shit together and stop dealing with girls like this the girls like this exist because men are so fucking desperate to get laid that they will fucking tolerate anything have some self-esteem and some respect for yourselves i'd rather beat my dick every motherfucking day of my life and deal with that shit real talk real talk at least it ain't going to talk back.

True or not true? I don't know who the fuck deals with this. And by the way, it's always these women that are like little trolls. Oh, man. That's what I'm saying. Like, what a bitch, man. Like, you could have kept that in your fucking, your friend group fucking text message. You know what I'm saying?

How about this? How about be grateful anybody wants to even touch your troll ass? What that? I'm lucky to have a man that cares enough about me to go out and spend thousands of dollars on a ring that he probably don't have. He probably had to finance it. And he cares about me that much. You know, maybe I should do some shit for him. Maybe I should get my fat ass in shape.

Maybe I should contribute some to the relationship. But we live in this fucking time where, like, men are shit and women are shit. That's the truth. Yeah, we all got to get better, man. We all got to get better. Well, thumbs down on this one. Yeah. Dumb as fuck.

Fuck. Fucking. I guarantee you, bro, she looks like a fucking. I did try to find her. I couldn't find her. Yeah, no shit, because she's so ugly, she won't post her fucking face. She just posts little fingers there. She probably can't fit in the whole frame of the camera. Bro, remember that dude up in New York that used to do that talk show?

Kevin fucking, he's the black guy. He would do those interviews. Oh, Kevin Samuels. Kevin Samuels. Oh, bro, that's my guy. He passed away. We need that guy. You need to come back, Kevin. Come out of retirement.

I know. Do that Thriller shit. Come out of retirement i know do that thriller shit come out of the ground you know what i'm saying we need you bro this bitch built like a linebacker like these girls would be like what he'd be like what do you like in a man she'd be like i want six foot tall five hundred thousand dollars blah blah blah blah blah and he's like have you looked at yourself how tall are you how much you weigh you weigh? Okay. I'm 180 pounds. How tall are you? 5'4"?

I'm 6'4", and I weigh 180. You look like a dump truck. He's a bitch. You look like a running back. You're about to run the power. Bro, I miss that dude. I miss him too, man. I love you, man.

It's fucked up. I don't even know what happened with him. I mean, I remember there was a bunch of controversial shit. I think he had a heart attack or something. Yeah, but there was something about... It was weird. It was weird. He probably got poisoned by one of them trolls. Yeah, it's true.

They might have got his ass. Called me a fucking linebacker. Yeah. All right. Well, sweet, man. Well, guys, Andyy that's all i got stop putting up with these bitches shit dudes get your shit together you're embarrassment to society i'm being serious man no like you imagine being the type of guy that like you just don't have

shit going on so you're willing to take whatever from some fucking disgusting pig. Fuck. Do 75 hard. Dude, like, fuck, man. I don't know what to say to y'all. Like, it's embarrassing. It is. Don't be a hoe. Shut up, shut up.

Went from sleeping on the floor. Now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a bowl, fuck a stove. Counted millions in a cold. Bad bitch, booted swole. Got her on bank floor. Now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a bowl, fuck a stole. Counted millions in the cold. Bad bitch, booted swole. Got her on bankroll. Can't fold. That's a no. Headshot, case closed.