REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 706. Andy & DJ CTI: Michael Cohen Takes The Stand, Trump Pulls Enormous Crowd For New Jersey Rally & Farmers Will Now Get Paid To Test For Bird Flu

Episode Date: May 14, 2024

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Michael Cohen taking the stand in the NY vs. Trump trial, a video showing an enormous crowd of over 100,000 people at Trump's New Jersey rally, and farmers getting paid to test their dairy cows for bird flu.

What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ. Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. Cruise the internet. This is where we put topics on the screen, the topics of the day.

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What? I know you like that cherry chapstick. No, this ain't cherry. What is it? It's just offensively large sunscreen lip balm. Why is it so large? That's fucked up. What?

That's fucked up. What? That's fucked up. You're the one that said it was large, bro. Emily got this from me, actually. Well. That's fucked up. I didn't even think about it like that, man. Think about like what? What are you talking about?

I was just asking why it's so large. Have you seen that? Well, I mean, listen. The chapstick. There is a running, there's a consistent theme there. But, you know, have you seen that meme of the, you know, it's like, I saw it on some pro-black page. It was like, you know, I don't know why white people call us monkeys. And then they show like a monkey's lips and then like a white person's lips.

Have you seen that meme? No. Have you guys seen that meme? Let me find, I got to find it real quick. We don't look why white people call us monkeys. And then they show like a monkey's lips and then like a white person's lips. Have you seen that meme? No. Have you guys seen that meme? Let me find it. I got to find it real quick. We don't look at the racist memes. Only you look at the racist memes. Oh, I look at it. I mean, like, I mean, that's.

Yeah. Why else? Yeah, my favorite memes. Let's see. How do I. We're not allowed to look at them. I don't even know how to begin to search this. When we see them, our eyes catch on fire.

Monkey, white people lips. And then the phone yells at us because we're racist do not laugh oh yeah you cannot argue with science i love it look at this for every white that has called a black person a monkey, you cannot argue with science. I mean. That's pretty good. I mean, I'm just saying.

Yeah. But, yeah, it's a good chapstick, though. Yeah. Keeps my lips. Nice. Yeah. I mean, that's a pretty accurate name. You're good, though.

Huh? You're good. I got good lips. You're black by're good though huh you're good I got good black by the lips yeah yeah yeah I got all the good stuff yeah yeah what's the other good stuff I can dance pretty good shit man oh fuck dude that's fucking true oh my god let's get this going man this is great i fucking love it i love it that's uh i didn't mean to laugh at that. Whatever, dude. Fuck it. Hey, it is what it is, man.

Oh, man. Everything good with you, man? You good? Cheers. Cheers. Yeah, I got my Tropic Lightning first four minutes of the day. I'm making a switch. I've been doing the Screaming Freedom for a while.

I was at Will's wedding this weekend, and I drank some Tropic Lightning. I forgot how fucking good it is Tropic Lightning's good Especially when it's cold Bro It's so good The orange and the Tropic Lightning Are neck and neck for me

Yeah You should combine them Huh? Orange Lightning? Mm-hmm Now every other company's Gonna have that next week Tropic Sunrise

Yeah Well, that's a good name I like that Anyway It's good We're good with names that. Anyway, it's good. We're good with names. Fucking good. Yeah.

Energy drink's going well, dude. We're starting to move pretty well. Oh, dude. Do a lot of direct-to-consumer energy, which no one's ever done before. Well, it's super cool, too, bro, because it's almost like anywhere I go now, I'm seeing it. Yeah. And I also love, too, I mean, we're local. You guys know we're in Missouri right now.

But, dude, the deer burks, the fucking displays are fucking ridiculous. Yeah, dude, the customers do that. The customers walk by and do that. Dude, that's our community. That's awesome. Yeah, it's our own community. Everybody, when the cans are backwards, they straighten them out. We call it the standard.

Yeah. Yeah, dude, it's badass. It's just how it's done, man. I love it. Our customers are fucking care enough to like take care of our shit when we're not there it's pretty fucking awesome yeah shout out to you guys it's real shit man yeah well um you wanna you wanna do some shit yeah let's do it you wanna do it yeah not that you wanna do it real good fuck if you're gonna do something might as well do it all the way

guys let's get into this but before we get to our headlines we got a dumbass of the day all right yeah these these are good um it's your favorite or your second favorite person i think on the internet kamala no hillary no that's first yeah oh man i don't know there's a lot of people that would rank ranking the second saki waki oh yeah yeah i do hate her jinsaki i like i like kgp better than saki saki is just so fucking hateful it's so easy too yeah she does not make it hard no like some people it's like you know you're like you actually really want to like them you just hate them saki it's like at least like when you when you watch kgp you could tell she knows she's lying you know what i'm saying like she knows she's lying and it's almost like kind of funny yeah because like she knows she's lying we're just not going

to get into that yeah right right but saki would straight up just be like that you know what i'm saying like bro do you remember the communist party hat thing she wore because she's a fucking communist like the rest of them bro these people don't understand communists don't come out and say they're communists dude they meet in secret it's like being gay in 2000 yeah probably yeah like there's a whole community no one knows about it yeah what do you mean they're not communists they don't say they're communists no shit yeah they're in the closet in your closet stealing your shit but uh jen saki man she gets it today she uh so she wrote this book a couple of years ago and now she's being forced to

completely rewrite that book and republish it um Hell, I read Jen Psaki forced to edit book after making misleading claim about Biden not checking watch at ceremony. Do you remember that? Yeah. Well, she wrote a book about it. So MSNBC host Jen Psaki said she will alter future reprints of her book after being called out for downplaying President Biden looking at his watch during a 2021 ceremony for U.S. service members who were killed in Afghanistan. Psaki, who was Biden's White House press secretary before joining MSNBC,

initially claimed in her new book, Say More, that Biden never looked at his watch, quote, during the ceremony. But a report by Axios noted that Psaki's version contradicted pictures and Gold Star Family's firsthand accounts. Now, Saki, the article continues, who initially declined comment, changed her tune after online backlash and told Axios, quote, The detail in a few lines of the book about the exact number of times he looked at his watch will be removed in future reprints and the e-book uh the soon-to-be removed version of saki's book claimed quote the president always read your book anyway yeah i was about to say that i mean she only got like you're a fucking idiot it's like five copies i sold more books in fucking two hours than you'll sell your entire life it's true just quit it's true uh but yeah so she claimed that he only looked at his watch one time, and we've all seen

the pictures. This piece of shit, while the bodies are literally coming off the plane of service members from the Afghan withdrawal, this is him checking his watch. It's fucked up, but it is what it is. She's a dumbass. I think she gets it for the day. Yeah, I mean, she's in the Hall of Fame. She's a dumbass Hall of Fame.

For sure. We should get her a jacket. Yeah. A straight jacket. Yeah. Or in her case, a gay straight jacket. What's a gay straight jacket? She's lesbian.

Is she? I think so. Yeah, I think she's on a... No, bro. She's married to some dude. Is she? Yeah. She's married.

You sure it's a dude? I mean, I think so. I'm pretty sure she's married to a white dude. Is she? Yeah. She's married. You sure it's a dude? I mean, I think so. I'm pretty sure she's married to a white dude. Let's get a fact check on that. Yeah, she's married to a white dude. Gregory Meacher.

Gregory Meacher. Bro, imagine being married to her, bro. Imagine being named Greg. Imagine having... I ain't gonna say what I was Imagine having... I ain't going to say what I was going to say. I don't want to offend anybody. I try not to make fun of people's appearances. No way.

Yeah. No, that's not real. She feeds them well. I don't know what you're laughing at over there. I had a joke. I had a joke, but we didn't go there either.'re laughing at over there. I had a joke. I had a joke, but I'm not going to go there either. I'm not going to go there. I can make fun of you now that you're training again.

Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. I mean, you can make fun of me when I'm not. But you are. But you do. Yeah. All right. Let's move on.

Guys, let's get into these headlines. Remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, links, articles, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. You can find them linked there. With that being said, headline number one. Let's go check in on the trial going on in New York. That's the big topic everybody wants to talk about today, Trump's trial in New York. Michael Cohen began his testifying today on the stand. And there's some interesting stuff coming out about that.

Quick facts on this. So prosecutors with Manhattan D.A. Alvin Bragg's office called on their star witness, ex-lawyer Michael Cohen, to testify in the New York v. Trump case on Monday. The prosecution is nearing the end of its witness list, at which point lawyers for Trump will present the main thrust of his defense. Now, Cohen's a documented liar, right? This is a guy who was in the Trump's organization, who was allegedly supposed to be close to

Trump. But he's a liar. He's perjured himself on the stand multiple times. He's been convicted of lying in testimony before. And this is supposed to be the prosecution's star witness. So they bring him in. And almost immediately, Senator J.D. Vance, who I like this guy. He's out of Ohio.

He's a good dude. Seems like it. Yeah, seems like a pretty decent dude. But he's been ripping this guy apart. He said today, quote, This guy is a convict and felon who admitted in his testimony that he secretly recorded his former employer, that he only did it once, allegedly, and that this was supposed to help Donald Trump. Does any reasonable, sensible person believe anything that Michael Cohen says?

I don't think that they should, Vance said. So what's he talking about? Apparently, Cohen secretly recorded a conversation with Trump back in 2016. Cohen testified today that during Trump's 16th day in court, that he secretly recorded Trump on his iphone on september 6th 2016 just weeks before the general election regarding a payment to former national inquirer publisher david pecker according to the testimony pecker had paid former playboy model karen mcdougall mcdougall 150 000 to purchase purchase her story that she said that she had an affair

with Trump and to subsequently quiet her claims ahead of the election. The recording was played for the jury, which included Cohen telling Trump he needed to quote, open up a company for the transfer of all of that info regarding our friend David referring to pecker quote so what do we got to pay for this 150 trump is heard saying cohen argued in his testimony that trump knew pecker had purchased the rights to mcdougall's claims of an affair and agreed to pay 150 000 quote he already knew based upon conversation with David, which is why he mentioned the number 150 Cohen said. Now, that's not the only shady part.

They got kind of exposed today. This piece that came out, the headline reads Alvin Bragg's office deleted phone calls of Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels lawyer. So a paralegal from Manhattan attorney general Alvin Bragg's office testified on Friday during former president Donald Trump's hush money trial, that some phone calls between Michael Cohen and Stephanie Clifford's AKA Stormy Daniels lawyers were deleted, raising questions about evidentiary integrity and a bid to challenge some of the evidence being put forward in President Trump's business records falsification trial in Manhattan. Trump attorney Emma Bove asked

paralegal Jaden Jamal Schneider in court on Monday on May 10th about roughly three pages worth of records that the attorney claimed Mr. Bragg's office had deleted. Now, he confirmed those deletions. He acknowledged that some phone call records from 2018 between Mr. Cohen and Keith Davidson, Stormy Daniels' lawyer, had been deleted, along with some records of conversations between Ms. Clifford's manager, Gina Rodriguez, and the National Enquirer editor, Dylan Howard, about Stormy's claims that she had an affair with President Trump. The Trump attorney alleged that the deletions were significant, prompting Mr.

Jamal Schneider to dispute that character characterization, though he acknowledged that some of the records had been indeed deleted. And not just like deleted, but they knew they deleted them, submitted a paper with all of the call logs with those call logs off for court records so i mean a lot of bullshit happening in there i still think the play is for trump to just do uh violate the gag order again and call the judges bluff because i mean the case is almost done they probably got about another two weeks or so before this is all over um i say you just get it over with and done with andy what's your thoughts on all of this stuff i mean look dude in all of these cases that have been going on with trump it's been already you know the integrity of the investigation and the charges at hand uh it's not even to the rank of questionable it's

it's fraudulent and it's insane and you know they put these buzz words out there you know 191 felonies so that the normies will pick it up and just use it as a talking point right you know when we see people talking about trump he's a felon he's got 191 felonies blah blah blah and they're not paying attention to any of the details. And these people know that, right? Like these people doing this corruption, they know that all they have to do is charge him for him to be guilty in the public eye amongst the normies picking up the MSM sound clips, right? This is what happened during COVID. It's what happened during Ukraine. It's what happened during what's going's what happened during uh what's going on

right now in the middle east the me too movement the me too movement like all this shit like these people are literally like some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet and you can see that because when you go out in the street like these people who do investigative or conversational reporting out on the street and they walk up to people and they say what do you think do you do you like i saw this one this morning do you think that men have more privilege than women in society oh absolutely okay well tell me one privilege that they have that you don't have not a single one of these ladies could come up with a fucking thing of to back up anything they say. And this is a consistent theme with the progressive left and these young voters, especially, and the white middle-class women voters who just see a news

bite or they see a headline on CNN and they just repeat it over and over and over again. And so we have those people who will believe that, but then we have the common sense crowd and then the Trump supporters, right? Which I would characterize, you know, there's basically three different pie slices of people that are what I would call common sense. There's people in the middle who probably identify with libertarians more than anybody else. There's people who are conservative, who may not agree with everything that Trump says, but they're going to vote his way anyway. And then there's people who are pro-freedom slash MAGA people who are going to see right through this. And what's happening here

is that the more they lean on Trump and the more they push on Trump, his poll numbers are going up because it's exposing the corruption in the courts. So I don't necessarily think it's a bad thing that he's having to go through all this because what it's doing is it's exposing how messed up our justice system is and how biased it can be. And people are starting to realize, especially the black community, they're starting to recognize this and say, dude, this is what they've been doing to us. Right. And so I think that's the biggest segment of America that is actually shifting over to Trump. Because they recognize the corruption from their own experiences right so um you know the more they push and the more they do this shit and the more they lean on them and the more they lie and the more they make up shit the more likely

is they're going to lose and i called this from the beginning when alvin bragg first started this shit up i said bro this is going to blow up in their face i was having a conversation with our boy steph from new york about this when it first happened. And he was telling me he was a smart kid. I like him a lot. He was like, man, Bragg's a bad. And Steph is, by the way, Steph is typically identified with the left. And we were having a conversation in DMs.

And he's like, Bragg's going to fucking get him, blah, blah, blah. I said, dude, watch. I said, it's going to blow up in their face. And that was about a year ago, you you know when all this shit started happening um and it's blowing up in their face and and i think the more they lean on them the more they persecute them the more they judge them the more they drive nails in their own coffin that's that's how i feel about it you know what do you think yeah no i mean same i think. I think the part that, this is the part that bothers me is I'm at a point now where I feel like the integrity of our judicial system at all levels, local levels, state levels, federal levels, has been completely stained, like beyond repair almost right and so you know the part that concerns me it's like man how do we how does that get fixed how do you fix something that is obviously broken you know i'm

saying like we you know there's there's there's processes and procedures and and written law and all of these i mean you got there are precedences that are being set right now that that really concern me man and that's what i don't i don't know what this looks like what does what does our legal system look like in 10 years yeah what is it well what does the reformation look like it's needed right you know how do you get these people out who are willing to you know all of these attorneys and all of the people involved in in the Georgia case in the agorian case and in this case And the the fucking Fed raid case Yeah, bro, every single person involved deserves to go to jail all of them bar licenses straight

No completely barred from law if you're an FBI agent to put the top-secret folder on fucking shit That wasn't top- secret. Took the photo. Bro, this is all conspiracy. It's really like Rico. Okay. And they all deserve to go to jail. And they deserve to be made examples of. Go to jail for life for what they've done.

Because the disruption that it's caused inside of our republic is significant. And when we look back at the you know, the election in 2020, which the majority of Americans believe was fraudulent, not the majority of the right, the majority of Americans, meaning the Democrats and the Republicans believe that there was massive fraud when you pull them. Okay. And if you watch the media and you watch CNN and MSNBC, they act like it's absurd to even say that. But when you poll people, even the Democrats, they all say that this is what they believe. And when we look at that and then we look at the economic damage that's happened because of COVID, because of the economy, because of this administration getting in. We look at the societal damage, the cultural damage because of the open borders and what's going on like dude this is this is treason this is treasonous shit and for this to be fixed every single one of those

people has to be held accountable and they they will only be held accountable if people start demanding accountability these people do not deserve to just go out into the into the world and what i really think here dude is i think this is good this is happening to trump that they're doing this because i think it's going to allow these people to be held accountable because that's the presence being set right now right no that he's not getting immunity and he said like a hundred times the presidentials deserve immunity and if you don't give it to me and someone else gets in, you're going to have to play by that rules. And he, you know, I've heard of him.

He's setting it up. Yeah, bro. He's trying to protect them. No, I don't think so. I think he's just pointing out that if they do this to them, he's going to do that to them. And they deserve to have it happen to them. 100%.

You know, you have Hillary Clinton on TV saying, this man plans to jail his political opponents. Yes, because that's what you're doing. You're doing the same shit. And these people come on TV and pander to these, you know, this isn't 2016 anymore, bro. Like there's not this massive support for Hillary Clinton. And because she lives up in, you know, fucking in her ivory tower and comes out dressed in you know

Fucking Empress outfits and shit and some cult shit pantsuits are so bad. Oh, she were did you not see that thing? She wore she wears these things that are like robes like she thinks she's a fucking like a Fucking some sort of Empress Pharisees. I don't know what the fuck she thinks but she believes it She thinks that she is up here and we were all down here and there's not support for her. And the reason she can't identify that is because she's up in her ivory tower. So she comes in and she says these things and everybody's like, no, that's what you're doing. It's very obvious that's what you're doing.

And the more these people try to gaslight what they're actually doing the more people are waking up so i actually enjoy when they put hillary clinton on tv because it wakes more people up like dude i have people in my family who are hardcore democrats and they're like bro this is fucked up you know this is bad shit i didn't realize how bad it was and these are people coming to me my dms being like dude and these are like my cousins and my my dms being like dude and these are like my cousins and my family and people i know and they're like dude i thought you were crazy dude i'm like no man i like you think i don't care about you and everybody else like people are waking up dude and for her to come for these people to her and these other people to come on

tv and say these things it's just opening up the eyes of many more Americans. So I actually think it's a good thing. I think, dude, too, on top of that, I think one point that people kind of miss at the bare minimum, like this, what's happening right now with our legal system and all these charges and all these pending felonies that trump has on them 91 and 94 something like that indictments this is election interference absolutely bare minimum well andrew bailey suing him for the info on that yeah you know i'm saying like it's bare minimum is that it's the same thing they did for during the 2020 election like i remember i think vivek also said it too when we

had him on you know he's like you know i do believe the election was stolen but not in the way that people think it was. Right. Because, you know, he said I don't have the evidence of all the ballot harvesting and stuff like that. But bare minimum, with the stuff that they did with the Russia collusion. Right. And like the Biden laptop, all of that stuff like that, that was election interference. Right. Like they're doing the exact same thing. And like we I know we showed it. There was, you know, that little little little post of like it's like a chronological order where it's like, you know, there would be a Trump win something. Right. And then, you know, this indictment pops up. Yeah. Then this. Right. Like or, you know, charges against underwriting.

Like they always have like rebuttal on bullshit. And it's like. It's not it's not a coincidence that all of these charges kind of came out at the same exact time. Yeah. It's not a coincidence that we are in an election year, that Trump is running for president. He absolutely has the Republican seat. You know, and there's no coincidence here. This is election interference, bare minimum. You know, and just because if he wins, that doesn't make this shit go away either.

They're still going to be, they still have to be held responsible for it. Yeah. Well, I think a lot more about this is going to come our way real soon. Yeah. So we'll see, man. We'll see you guys jumping on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think.

With that being said, let's go check some of these out, man. We got some interesting comments today. Let's check these out guys. This first comment comes from at definitely not DJ 69. Oh, let's check these out guys this first comment comes from at definitely not dj69 i will 100 be voting for biden if when they roll out a voucher program for free popeyes chicken and purple kool-aid look here man listen don't use me to do your racism yeah man that's what

this is no you that takes away from your racism that's what i'm saying i can do my shit just fine that's right that dilutes yours so we all stop diluting dj's racism it ain't purple kool-aid bro it's purple drink yeah that's how you know it's not that's how this listen this is this is a white dude 100 all right come on man come on at least make it convincing drop a few n words in there or something This is a white dude. 100%. All right. Come on, man. Come on. At least make it convincing. Drop a few N-words in there or something.

Damn. Yeah, man. Stop diluting DJ's racism. That's against code, man. Come on, man. Be authentic. Get your own racism. Let's hear your own ideas.

Send them back. What? All right. Guys, this next one. This next one comes from at Dave Z z he says no homo but i got really hard hearing about an andy presidency what you mean by that that sounds pretty homo i'm just saying what you mean by that yeah trying to catch me in one of these Stormy Daniels cases.

I did not have sexual relations. With Dave. With Dave. Dave Z. Dave Z. I like that. Dave Z. Dave Z.

I like Jay Z, but Dave Z. Dave Z. That's like the white Jay Z. You see what I did there? Yeah. No diddy, bro. No diddy. No diddy.

No diddy, guys. Too ditty. No ditty. No ditty, guys. Too much Cialis for that guy. This last one, we got one more here. This last one comes from Mike Lister, 2169. Give Modot his two-deek goat trophy. That makes sense. That's not funny was hilarious. I wish I could have seen his face.

I still don't know why that was funny. What are you talking about? This must be one of our foreign listeners. No, I think this is one of our Arkansas listeners. Tudyks. Tudyks. I love how they spell Modot. Bro, listen. I don't know if you guys.

When I go through the comments how they spell Modot. Bro, listen. I don't know if you guys... When I go through the comments... It's Modot. Everybody... There's like a thousand different ways they spell his name. I think it's great. I think that alone is awesome. I think there's only one two-deek trophy. And I got it.

There is only one. There is only one. Yeah. We don't know why it was funny either. I don't know There is only one. There is only one. Yeah. We don't know why it was funny either. I don't know which part he's talking about. I just like the two Deeks. I have a hard time comprehending this comment. I wonder if he put that there because of the censorship.

He couldn't spell out Dick, so he put Deek. Maybe. I think he's talking about that makes sense. That's not funny was the microwave with the... Oh, when Medat was giving Andy a blowjob? Yeah. No, when you were making terrible jokes and we were just calling it out.

Wait, let's... How does that now make sense to you? Okay, let's revisit. We're shooting fucking radiation into food. Let's try it again. What's your thesis? What's the thesis here? The thesis is very simple.

We have a box that people stand in front of with three feet away from their fucking face while their hot pocket turns in circles. So is it- While their food is injected with radiation, then they open the box where the radiation has just been shooting at their faces. All in their face. Yes. And then they eat the food that's been- Like their faces all in the face yes and and then they eat

the food that's been like bro i'm with you now my question is all right we're talking about you know the author so does that are you saying that that like passes through i don't fucking know bro people get sick from that shit who knows dude what we made a magic box you just hit a button the shit gets hot does that make sense to you? Shouldn't it? Like, dude, we're talking about, it's not fire in there. You know what I'm saying? Like, it just don't make sense to me.

It's just, I don't know, man. Moe Dodd, shut the fuck up. You don't fucking agree. You don't even know. I'm just saying, it doesn't make sense. Yeah, I get it. I get it. Yeah, like, it doesn't seem.

It was just like, no, no. Okay, the reason I laughed, guys, I get it. I get it. Yeah, like it doesn't seem. It was just like a no-no. Okay, the reason I laughed, guys, is because it just seemed like. Did you see the thing about the cell phones like causing fucking brain tumors with people? I did see that. That people holding their cell phone to their ear and causing brain tumors inside their head. Headaches, migraines, all that shit. Bro, apparently in France they banned certain cell phones because of it. Bro, I want to get like an old-school Nokia. I just want that I don't I want to get like an old-school like before cell phone cell phone

Where I don't have one. Oh like you tomorrow Yeah, it's my like when you like use this in telegrams and shit. Yeah like pigeons That's what I want to get back to. I want to get back to pigeons. So people just leave me to fuck alone. Yeah. Dude, I don't even check my fucking email. I don't even look at it. I emailed you.

Yeah, cool. Fuck. You know, they text me. They're like, oh, you didn't text me back. I know. If it's that important, bro, you'll find me. Yeah, right. Right. important, bro, you'll find me. Yeah, right, right. Otherwise, fucking text someone else.

Well, guys, we appreciate you being real-ass fans. Thank you guys for all the likes, comments, and shares. Make sure you guys are subscribed. Hit that bell notification to get up to date on the latest episodes coming out as well. With that being said, man, let's keep this moving. Headline number two did you see the uh did you see that that rally that trump held yeah man in fucking new jersey yeah holy hold on dude he held a rally like that every day leading up to the 2020 election for the 30 days before that for the whole month of october yeah so so if we go back in history for the whole month of October in 2020, he held a rally just like that, where 50,000, 70,000 people showed up every single day for 30 days.

So let's remember that. But yeah, I saw this. Yeah. So the final official estimate is up to 100,000 people. Yeah. In New Jersey. Yeah. That's the shocking part for me. Yeah. In New Jersey. Yeah. That's the shocking part for me, bro, because New Jersey is like.

Is it? Was it? Maybe it was. Is it? I don't know if it is anymore. Hold on. Is it? Yeah.

Because we don't really know, bro. I also saw a report about the Dominion's executives, the Dominion machines being controlled of canada by chinese executives who were on the board of dominion had the ability to change it came out this weekend so yeah i don't know man we don't really know who is what who is for what because of the amount of election bullshit these people have been able to you know like dude if you go into california and you know you talk people, they're sick of this shit. You know, you go to New York, you talk to people, they're sick of this shit. So how come California and New York are always fucking blue? Who's to say they haven't been doing this for years in those areas because they had to get those votes in order to even be competitive?

Yeah, that's real. You know, like, just because this happened on a national level, allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah, that's real. bro did you see that video um where they were at uh venice beach and and there was it was like an old man and this guy was standing on top of a one of those uh like concrete barrier pillars and he was asking people who they were going to vote for and this old man started saying i'm voting for biden and the guy's like well why are you voting for biden very civil you know the guy couldn't give many reasons and then all of a sudden, dude, there was like 50 people walking by and they all started to like circle them around.

All of them voted. We're wanting Trump. You know what I'm saying? That's in fucking Venice beach, bro. Yeah. You know, so like,

I don't necessarily believe that New York and California or New Jersey, I don't necessarily believe that they're all these progressive left people are Democrats. I, I think in some of these states like michigan uh where you know the the auto industry has traditionally been democrat because the democratic party has been for the working class 30 years ago right but without those guys realizing like hey that's that's not the case anymore. And I think they're starting to get it now. So, you know,

fuck, dude. I don't know, man. I mean, dude, 100,000 people is insane. Here's a couple of clips. USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! I mean, that's

a shit ton of people. A shit ton of people. Yeah, that's a lot. But then it comes out, we got polls. And I promise you, this is not a Trump rant. I got something to cover on this. But leading up to this, we got some new polls that come out that this headline reads, New York Times poll, Trump continues to dominate swing states, soars with Hispanic, black, and young voters. Former President Donald Trump maintains a strong position among key swing state voters

and has made historic inroads with Hispanic, black, and young voters. New York Times, Siena, Philadelphia Inquirer polling found Monday. Trump leads in five of the six swing states. In four of the five states, excluding Pennsylvania, Trump's lead is outside the margin of error, meaning that if you were to fucking run the election today, Trump wins, No doubt. He gets all 270 plus some.

And these are in key states. Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, Nevada, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. Trump is dominating. Dominating. Well, remember, he was dominating in 2022. He was. He was. Listen, he had the election won at fucking 12 o'clock,

1 o'clock in the morning. Hold on. I was watching it till late. Yeah. I went to bed at like 12. I wake up, Biden's winning. Mm-hmm. The fucking curve goes straight up.

Remember that? Yeah. The F. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now, with all of this stuff going on, right, here's the interesting piece that nobody's talking about today.

This headline comes out. This article comes out report biden campaign floats virtual convention to avoid pro-palestinian protest okay well that's not why that's not why at all come on man come on same reason he was in his basement during 2020 because he can't get anybody to show the fuck up for him isn't that the thing though right so like in 2020 we use what do they use to do that they use covet yeah that they create yeah right that they push that they in covet was the excuse right now here we are in 2024 and we got all of these uh protests all over the country pro-palestine you know this whole Middle East debacle that's going on. And now they're saying he's going back to the basement because of those protests, which we just reported his donors are the ones supporting it.

This is this is great. You can't make this up. seem to be afraid of the Democrat Party's voters, as some are reportedly pushing for aspects of a virtual convention to avoid protest over the administration's handling of the war between Israel and Hamas. Political Politics Bureau Chief Jonathan Martin reported Friday that some of Biden's closest advisors are looking to synthesize portions of a traditional convention with 2020's iteration, which was conducted virtually during the coronavirus. Good gosh, man. We're good, man. I mean, dude, this is why they don't have them campaigning, because no one's going to show up.

Well, not only that, but that's why that's why Trump did those 30 appearances right before Election Day in 2020, because he wanted to show the physical draw versus Biden. Yeah. And they were- You get like 15 people in fucking Jeeps. Yeah. Right? And Trump's got tens of thousands.

Yeah. It's insane. Yeah. Or they were in a school gym with six foot circles so they could have nine people there right and so they so again so they push the covet stuff they they enforce the lockdown so to save face for biden because he can't pull an audience and here they go in 2024 they're about to do the exact same thing because they're scared of protesters that they uh paid and supported i mean look, look, man, it's bullshit.

It's a good gameplay. No, it ain't. It's bullshit. And everybody's going to know it this time. Yeah. But I don't think that's going to stop them from trying to cheat, dude. I think they're going to fucking cheat. I don't think there's any way, any way possible,

they're going to allow him to win, whatever it takes. Because they know, like I've been saying, they know what that's going to mean for them. And it's going to mean accountability for a whole lot of people. Like a whole lot of people are going to get arrested and go to jail, including probably former presidents of this country. So, yeah, there you go right there. This guy fucking ruined the country, dude. Bro, listen, 100%.

Barack Obama. 100%. Yeah Obama. 100%. Yeah. I don't even want to claim him no more. I mean, he, dude, the guy's a piece of shit. I'm going to call the committee. Yeah. Anyway.

Yeah, I mean, you know, they're going to run the same play, man. Yep. They're going to run the exact same play. And so I think it's just important. What would you say is, you know, when we actually talk about the elections themselves, right? Like, what would you say is the important things that people, we the people, could be doing? Both in, like, prep for the election and then actually getting to the election day.

What would you say are the important things? Well, I think the first and foremost most important is that everybody votes. All right? Like, here's what happens a lot of times. A lot of people think because the candidate might have a ton of momentum, right? And they think it's an automatic that they're going to win. And they're like, well, fuck it. It doesn't really matter if I vote.

You know, I got shit to do today, blah, blah, blah. And because they think everybody else is going to vote. But when you have everybody thinking like that, that causes a problem. So I think it's very important that everybody realize that they have to vote. And if you're one of these people who believes that the election doesn't matter and you shouldn't vote, you should still go vote that way. It can be proven that the election was fraudulent. So it's very important that people vote. I think the second thing is it's important that people make sure that there's checks and balances in their community, you know, and watching these polling centers so that people aren't dropping off, you know, 50,000 fucking votes at 4 a.m. You know, I think there's going to be a need to literally man the polling stations with people. And that could be of both parties.

I think that's, you know, it's not just one party. Like, people from both parties should be watching the polling stations to make sure that doesn't happen. And, you know, I think those are the two main things that need to happen. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, dude, like, I know one simple thing, too. Shit, sign up to become an election judge yeah you know what i'm saying you get a little you get you know i think it's not enough for gas money but you know you get paid i think it's like you know you get like 200 bucks or something so it won't be enough to cover your gas but um yeah sign up

to be an election yeah i think a lot of people just opt out of being involved because they think other people are going to handle it and we can see where that's gotten this country the red wave do you guys remember that yeah right you know i'm saying yeah so i mean those things i think ultimately it's a civic duty man i think you know in the time that we're in right now you you can't just trust that you know joe schmo your neighbor is going to take care of it well i really i really believe that that's what's happening i believe people get overconfident. They believe that everybody else, there's no way that we can lose this.

It's no different than a football team going out on the field that's 11-0 facing a team that's not won a game. You still got to play the fucking game. Or being up 30-0 at halftime. Yeah, you can lose that game, right? And so when people start thinking, oh, well, you know, we got it in the bag, this and that, that's where bad things happen.

And I think that's what we've been suffering from for quite a while. You know, people just refuse to do their part and refuse to get engaged. And I think it's important for everybody who listens to this show, regardless of how you vote. Now, you know, I think we all know most of the people on this show are going to vote for Trump. I think it's important that you go talk to people legitimately about the issues, because I could tell you this. If the Biden administration stays in and they somehow cheat, our country will fail in the next four years. Our economy will collapse. You will be destitute and there will be starvation happening here and we will be a third world country. That's that's reality. We won't survive it. And people think that's extremism or alarmism.

It's not. It's just facts. And that's coming from a person who runs multiple companies, who understands the economic factors at play here. OK, if there's no customers, there's no business. If there's no business, there's no economy. And that's where we're headed right now. And we got all these little communist fucks running around demanding that, you know, they

get part of your wealth that you've worked your entire life for. Or, you know, if you have big dreams and you haven't created wealth, they think that you should go work for them so that they can have what the fuck you're having, even though they're not doing a goddamn thing. And this comes back to the thing that I keep talking about. People who don't pay taxes, who do not file a tax return, should not be able to vote. Most of these people don't fucking contribute they run around waiting for the government to forgive their loans or give them some benefits or pay for their shit and in

the meantime they don't do anything they don't file a tax return dude so why the fuck are we giving them the ability to have any say in what we do I don't think those people have I dude I think that's a fundamental change in the voting system that needs to happen. If we want to have a productive, uh, prosperous country, you know, I also think that a lot of the financial aid that, that, that I think we need financial aid. I think we need programs to help people get on their feet, but I think, you know, being on those programs for your entire life is unacceptable. I think we have to, we have have to have restrictions around that and i guarantee if you put restrictions around those things and made it so people didn't weren't able to milk them for 30 years uh people would figure out a way to

survive or they won't and and it won't matter so like dude i'm you know at this point in time dude we need to get back to the capitalist roots of this country because, you know, they say trickle down economics doesn't work. No, it fucking does work. It does work when the government's not taxing the fuck out of businesses and individuals and taxing them to the point just below what would actually cause them to financially break, which is where we're at now. It does work when you're actually involved in the system. It does work when you work actually involved in the system. It does work when you're, when you work hard and you dedicate yourself. Does it work for people that don't file a tax return and sit all around all day on welfare and fuck off? No, it doesn't work

for them. Okay. So, but those, those, there's enough of those people that they make an impact in, in the vote. And so I don't believe that, I don't believe that if you're on public assistance, I don't believe that if you have not filed a current tax return that you should be able to vote. And I think we have to put real restrictions around who can vote. You know, not just voter ID, but like you're approved to vote because you filed this. You know what I'm saying? Because you're a contributing member of society. That's correct, dude. We cannot allow our country to continue. Because why do you think they're importing all these people, not just because they want them to replace or change the demographic of the country

or just vote for Joe Biden? Which they are doing. Well, no. But they know those people are going to struggle financially. So they know that if they bring in all these people, that those people will vote not just for Biden, but they will always. Privately owned businesses will collapse, which is what they want. And then all services, all goods, everything will come from government, which we've seen over and over and over again throughout history does not work. Millions of people starve and die because the government's so efficient. The government would never, so inefficient. The government would never, ever, ever, ever be as efficient and effective as a privately owned business because a privately owned business has motivation to earn a profit.

The government doesn't. They're a bureaucracy. They don't get rewarded for doing a good job. They get what they get no matter what. So, you know, something has to change there and if we changed it to a situation where you know these people that are importing uh you know now if you had a someone who's paying taxes even if they're 15 years old i don't give a shit let them vote right if if they're a woman and they pay taxes let them vote if there are this and they pay taxes let them vote you know what i'm saying like for real yeah like i don't

care but that's fair because we can't have these people who aren't working, who aren't providing, who aren't contributing to the country having a say, especially when there's becoming more and more and more of them because they're importing them now. It's a conflict of interest. Totally, dude. At the bare minimum. It's not right. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, guys, jumping on this conversation, down in the comments, let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline. Headline number three. Headline number three. Headline number three reads, Farmers will now get paid to test their dairy cows for bird flu. Now, this is an interesting one. Stay with me, guys, because I want to, I want to, let's connect some dots here, Sandy. Headline, The article continues. Federal authorities on Friday pledged nearly 200 million dollars in an attempt to control the spread of bird flu on dairy farms.

Some of that money would go directly to farms to help them reduce the spread of the virus, cover veterinarian costs and compensate farmers who've lost milk because of sick cows. The money is also intended to encourage testing of both dairy cows and the people who work closely with them. A key step, experts say, in understanding the true scope of bird flu, also known as H5N1, across the United States. Quote, incentives work very well to get a better understanding of epidemiology, said Caitlin Gentilina, who tracks illnesses for a website called Your Local Epidemiologist.

Right now, there is no requirement for dairy cows to be tested unless they're being moved across state lines, according to a recent federal order. Otherwise, the decision is left to the farmers. Now, during a press briefing Friday, Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack said around 80 cows had been tested since the order went into effect.

A USDA spokesperson later clarified that since the order went into effect, an additional 80 tests have been conducted daily. As of Friday, 42 herds in nine states, Colorado, Idaho, Kansas, Michigan, New Mexico, North Carolina, South Dakota, Ohio, and Texas, had been affected by the outbreak. Quote, those 42 family farm operations are suffering, and we want to make sure we're there to provide help and assistance, uh, Vilsack state. Um, the USDA will offer $98 million to affected farms over the next four months, which could equate to as much as $28,000 per farm Vilsack state. Now, again, farmers will now get paid to test the dairy cows for this bird flu. Okay. Uh, now got to go back. Got to go back to like 2020, 2021.

Do you remember people being able to get paid to do COVID tests? Right? Yeah. A decent amount of money. Almost $200 a test in some places, depending on what state you guys are in. This is actually straight from the Department of Health and Human Services, their own HHS.gov website, talking about this. Now, what was the... There was an issue with the COVID test.

What was it? With the- The PCR rate? The PCR test, the cycle rate on the PCR test was turned up to such a rate where if you even had like one little molecule of a virus, not enough viral load to actually get you sick, it would still test you positive. Yeah, it's almost a direct quote from the study itself. took the case numbers and made the, so what they did was, if you guys remember, they incentivized doctors' offices and organizations to PCR test their people. And then they took those test results from the cycle rate that was turned up super high, which like I said, would detect an amount of virus that didn't have the viral load to actually get someone sick it would turn out as a positive covet test and then they took that and they created the hysteria around coven okay so

what this sounds like to me is they're doing the same thing with bird flu so they're gonna they're gonna provide these tests you know they're gonna cycle the rate up they're gonna say look at this bird flu outbreak and then they're're going to create a massive fucking situation where likelihood, what they'll probably do is they'll say, it's time to kill all these animals. Right. Which will create a fucking situation where we're starving. This dude,

the fucking paintings on the hall. Yeah. I mean, listen, like, I mean, and that's not just us saying that. I mean,

this is, I wouldn't be surprised if they put the fucking virus in the motherfucking tests to get them into the fucking system. Well, so listen, there's some interesting things with this. By the way, this is the article from New York Times. Your coronavirus test is positive. Maybe it shouldn't be. Where they go in detail when they talk about that specifically, stating how in three sets of tested data that included cycle thresholds compiled by officials in Massachusetts, New York, and Nevada, up to 90% of people testing positive carried barely any virus.

They didn't care, though. They just wanted to scare the fuck out of people and create hysteria so that they could justify the state of emergency, which took away our rights. Now, and let me ask you the question. When you incentivize a behavior, what do you get? The behavior. More of it. Yeah. Right?

And so if they're incentivizing, now, let's pay attention to who's actually being affected by this, because I think that's also very, very important. We're not talking about these big, massive corporate farms. What are we talking about? 42 family farm operations. Small business, small family farms, where I'm sure that these cows are literally all They're going to go through and they're going to say, all these little farms got to destroy their cattle, destroy their livestock. They're going to put them out of business.

They're going to leave the big corporate farming operations out of it. And then when the farmers can't pay their fucking farms off because they can't pay their property tax, the government's going to reconfiscate the land, which is what they're doing to create the idea of you will own nothing and you will be happy. This is how the government reclaims quote unquote property. It's not really reclamation in the first place because you don't own your property, right? Like even if you have your property paid off, you still got to pay the government to own your property. Fuck that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But here's the scheme. It's a scheme. Yeah. We don't own shit as individuals, right? We pay fucking 40% income tax plus all the other tax we pay, which equals way over 50% when we add it all up.

Then we pay, if we decide to build something with our life, they want us to pay a 40% capital gains tax, which means if I build a billion dollar business, I got to pay them $400 million just because. It means that they're my partner. Fuck you. You're not my partner. Then out of that 600 million I get to keep, when I die, they get 65% of it of it okay this is the system that we live in people do not understand the tax code we are not free we are slaves and this is just another example it's almost in the exact parallel example of what they did to small businesses owned by the middle class during covid but now they're doing it with farms and so you know this is what they're going to try to do and four years ago what they tried to do and they did this in canada and they did this in

europe to a lot of people until the farmers fucking got sick of it they increased they remember the supply chain issues well they it caused massive fertilizer increases and massive feed increases and massive fuel these farms barely make a profit bro they pay it in a good time yes and and these people understand that if they turn up the expenses on these farmers that these farms are going to go go out just like these small businesses were and the government's going to actually end up owning them again so you know that's that's how i see this playing out dude and it's so interesting man because they're running this play right now. And again, guys, like, listen,

this is a speculative show, right? We just try to connect the dots how we see them. But that makes sense. Yeah. Well, that's because that's what they do. That's exactly what they do. Listen, it's not a conspiracy. They fucking do this.

Like, this is what the fuck they do. Like, this is what they do. This is what they're doing. They're doing this other place. We are part of the World Economic Forum agenda here in the United States. They are already doing this all through Western Europe. Remember all those farmers that revolted? That's what this shit's about.

It was all the farming restrictions that were creating a situation where farmers couldn't operate and they were going to lose their fucking farms. Up in Canada, they've been doing this to farmers for the last four years and many of these farmers have lost their land had their land reclaimed by the fucking canadian government which is total communist government already um and and dude now they're trying to do it here and the reason that we're behind everybody in this agenda is because we have fucking guns so they can't come in and just force us like they've been doing in europe and like they've been doing in canada they have to inch it forward and so yeah dude i think this is a much bigger story than people

are paying attention to because what will happen is that when they start testing these cattle they will say there's a huge massive bird flu outbreak on all these family farms and then they will say these big corporate farms are immune from it and they will fucking straight up do that bro and they'll remove the ability to get truly farm grown farm raised beef and then all we'll be able to get is their bullshit and then if we don't want to if they decide they don't want us to have meat all they got to do is stop selling it to us you know and by the way we all know what the kind of meat we get from those fucking places we get the bullshit we get all the fucking chemicals and all the

shit injected into them right like dude well that's a big move too dude like i know a lot of government should not be involved at all in your ability to buy locally grown food or meat at all they have no right to be involved in that no no and like dude i know i know quite a few people um that that have done the whole you know uh like local owned locally sourced stuff like the raw milk and stuff like that i don't i don't know too many people like local to me. I would like to do that stuff. Bro, it's all over. That's Mike Taylor. Really?

Yeah. Because, I mean, dude, there's a big movement. You know what I'm saying? But now this appears to be their threat to kind of quash that. Dude, most people have never even had an actual steak, bro. All they've gotten is these bullshit antibiotic fucking hormone-induced steaks. They've never had a real steak. They've never had a real steak. They've never had a real steak from a real cow that has been raised the right way. They've never had a an elk steak that someone just like shot in the fucking woods and brought it straight to the table.

Like, dude, I'm not a hunter, but I've had good elk steaks from my buddies. They send them to me. Fuck, bro. Like dude I'm not a hunter but I've had good elk steaks From my buddies they send them to me Fuck bro You guys are like dude And this is shit we can provide for ourselves Right and this is The biggest case for hunting in my opinion You know you guys know I'm not a hunter

But mainly because I love animals And if I have to and shit gets weird I'm gonna go kill some fucking animals Cause like I'm not gonna starve But at the end of the day, you know, these people shouldn't be involved in the ability. It should be total capitalism. It should be if you want to buy it. If I want to buy my cows from my father-in-law out at his farm, I can do that.

If I want to buy them from the grocery store, from one of the big global corps, I can do that. And they should be allowed to compete on an even playing field. And because these motherfuckers have so much money, they're creating all these rules. And, dude, nothing about this is good for us. And so we have to get in a place where we all understand what's actually going on. There is a very anti-human, it's not just anti-American,

it's anti-human being agenda that part of the population is like just screaming in support for. Like, dude, this is not about green earth. This is not about like, dude, we had Curtis Bowers on who's written two different produced two different very, very good movies, Agenda and Agenda 2, which you can get on Amazon. Talk about the green movement and the, what the fuck do they call it? The eco movement or whatever the fuck that, you know, Greta Thunberg, what's she call it? Like the New Green Deal and all that shit. Fucking idiot shit. Climate change.

Yeah. Bro, do you understand that if we eliminate all the carbon dioxide production, do you know what would happen to the plants? Do you not remember in the fucking first science class you ever took where it said trees make oxygen, humans make carbon dioxide, which feed the trees? If you really want the fucking plants and the trees to grow properly, you need carbon dioxide for that to fucking happen. And these fucking idiots who are being straight up lied to. Because, dude, everybody cares about the environment. We all care about the environment.

But you fucking idiots just don't know how it works. I want to save the planets and save the earth and the trees by killing them off it's whatever dude like but that's it's just the whole environmental uh movement is is is a vessel for communism globally and you know and people buy it yeah guys jump in on this conversation down in the comments let us know what you guys think and uh let us know down there i like cows i like to eat them i bro i listen yeah i fuck a good steak up yep i fuck it bro i like them as animals too but i'm not gonna stop eating them i want what's the what's the the hairy one name like the curly highland yeah the highland i want a highland cow yeah they're cool i'll tell you i'll take the pool out i would have

a cow i would have pet cows that i wouldn't eat but i would eat other people's cows oh i'll eat somebody else's cow in a minute yeah you know that's the way it is those are my cows yeah they're on my fucking squad bro i'm not eating them yeah but i want one of those highland cows man those things look just cool yeah they do they look so cool yeah i wouldn't be i wouldn't be opposed to getting the dairy cows and shit but you know i'm lactose bro milk fucks me up does it my bad y'all try trying a whole milk bro well i use the the the fair life shit or the raw milk i mean the well see that's what i was about to say because like i've heard people say like but like i'm still like bro listen it's bad yeah well like i can listen i will clear this

whole building out you know what i'm saying you give me some real milk yeah i know you're the only guy i know that takes shits that last over an hour anyway yeah well you know this is very dangerous and people should pay attention to the story because this is how they they reconfiscate land and eliminate food supply and create dependency on the government. And make it seem like a good idea. That's right. Yeah, that's real bad.

Guys, that was our third and final headline. Let's get into our final segment of the show. As always, thumbs up or dumb as fuck. This is where we bring a headline up. We talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. So with that being said, let's get into this. Andy, let me or dumb as fuck. This is where we bring a headline up. We talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. So with that being said, let's get into this. Andy, let me ask you a question.

Do you like pranks? Well, as long as they're not pranks on me. Oh, okay. So you like... I like them on other people. Gotcha. Yeah. Have you...

Did you... Because I feel like... Bro, I know the high school you went to. Man, motherfucker, everybody ever prank me? You know anybody that's ever pranked me? No, actually, I don't. That's because they're dead. Well, like, I feel like, I feel like,

like, I know the high school you went to. Did y'all do any, like, like, like, senior pranks and shit? Did you ever? They did, but I didn't do that shit. You didn't participate? Nah. Is that just, like, you pleading the fifth or, like? don't i mean like this shit's not like dude you're not a big

prank guy no the prank the dude did you see the one i sent you that fucking dude on the golf course oh that's funny any because that's exactly what i got here oh this is fucking good bro uh this is how i read to get the fuck out of here. Golfers just about killed their pawpaw with the fake snake on the string. Now, this is one that I laugh my ass off, but if it had happened to me, you'd all be dead. No fucking question, bro. I do not fuck with fucking snakes. I get it.

I get it. The headline article reads, it says, there's a fine line between pranking your pawpaw and elder abuse. So the golfers in this video are riding that line with this fake snake on a string prank. See this? Officially, it's a little cruel to do something like this to an older gentleman who is just trying to enjoy a day out at the golf course. Unofficially, this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. This is one of those videos where you laugh your you-know-what off as you simultaneously feel bad for the person that's the butt of the joke.

When the footage first picks up, the older man is giggling about something. I'm assuming he just got done wrapping up a world-class dad joke. But he stops laughing pretty fast when his friends warn him that a snake is going after his feet. In reality, one of the golfers had attached the snake to the man's pants with some fishing line, so he was dragging behind him. It's tough to tell that, though, when you are the person getting pranked in the heat of the moment. Here's a video. Here's the clip.

Okay. Including people who have a dead tree and let it fall in a neighbor's car. Okay. the heat of the moment here's a video here's the clip I don't like Dude you about broke his back hit that golf cart Dude that's fucking funny if that were me if that were me i'd kill those dudes you'd be you'd be in a fucking hole what happened to dj i don't know man fucking didn't show up to work bro bro that's some fucking funny ass shit but like not funny at the same time, dude. Bro, you see how hard he hit that golf cart?

Dude, he goes from laughing to fucking scared shitless. Look at that. Look at that. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. It's fake out of here! Get the fuck out of here! It's fake!

It's fake! It's fake! It's fake! Look at his face. I'm sorry. I don't like snakes. Bro, he stays so calm. I don't like snakes.

You don't say. Oh, fuck, dude. that's a good one i'm just glad it wasn't me dude i would straight up shit my pants motherfucker that would be the end of my day of golf oh remember i got heart problems bro that's real you can't fuck with me like that. That's real. Fuck. Dude, I love how the guy just goes, I don't like snakes. It's not like Forrest Gump. Oh, man. Oh, dude.

How sore you think he was the next day after hitting that golf cart like that? Listen, I'm surprised he didn't break a hip. Bro. Fuck, man. It was a golf cart all right. Dude. That's bad. Bro, when I first saw that, I fucking This is a golf cart, all right. Dude. That's bad. Bro, when I first saw that, I fucking watched it a hundred times.

I watched it a hundred times. Man, you listen, man. Bro, we need to get somebody around here with that one. Yeah. Yeah, I could. Sal don't listen to the show because he's too busy. We could Sal with it. We could Sal? Yeah.

I'll attach a, I'll put a black person on the official line and attach it to him, see what he does. That was funny. That was funny. Was it? That was funny. Nah, dude. Nah dude Fuck those snakes man Yeah fuck the snakes Bro do you see that fucking video

Of fucking Tarzan Handling that king cobra Oh yeah You know Mike Holston Tarzan Yeah Fucking Bro the real Tarzan On fucking Instagram.

Bro, I was watching his reels like two hours the other night. Bro, he's got one that he just posted like over the weekend. It's like this fucking huge king cobra. And he's like, best comment wins. I said, best comment is nope. Got like 2,000 fucking likes on it. Yeah, bro. Yeah, you don't like snakes. Fuck no, dude.. Oh, shit. Yeah, bro. Yeah, you don't like snakes.

Fuck no, dude. Fucking snakes are bad. They're demons. Yeah. Dude, they're demonic. I just don't fuck with the venomous ones. I don't fuck with any of them, bro. I'm okay with non-venomous snakes, but...

I don't understand how you could like snakes. How could someone like a snake? I mean, they're cool creatures, bro. No, they're not. How they move. No, they're not. How they move. No, they're not. They're intelligent. Smart.

How are they smart? I mean, like, bro, I mean, just survival-wise, they're smart. Like, incredibly smart. Like, and they can be very social. I feel like you're just lying right now. No, they can be very social, too. Is he making this up? He's definitely making this up.

No, bro. I've had a snake. I got two snakes. Well, I still have one snake. Yeah, it fucking died because you didn't fucking take care of it. No, it was fucking like 13 years old, bro. Captive snakes don't live that long. How long do snakes live?

They live like a thousand years, don't they? Yeah. Well, I mean, Pelosi's still here. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. How long does a snake live? It depends. If they're in captivity, it's not that long, bro. Like, out in the wild, bro, they can live pretty long.

Wait for my guy. Lifespans range from 2 to 50 years. 2 to 50? Yeah. Dude, you know what's crazy? Dude, you know what I want to get? What? I want to get elephants.

That would be cool. Bro, I've been seeing some cool elephant videos on Instagram. Man, elephants are pretty awesome You gotta get you a baby though And they're real smart Yeah No dude Yeah I wanna get

Well dude you can't I don't think you can get babies Cause like Unless you have Your adults have babies Cause like they're like Super bonded Yeah

But fuck dude That'd be cool How much do elephants cost? A lot Like how do you What's a lot? How much does an elephant cost? I know giraffes are like 400 grand Damn between 30 to 40 000 no that's it yeah fuck

dude i'm gonna get a whole i'm gonna get a whole herd oh that's a dead elephant i don't want that the price of a dead elfman is about 30 to,000 for his tusks. Oh, that's just for the tusk. Dude, have you ever seen that video? Have you seen that video where the elephants, there's like five people lined up and he's reaching out over the cage, like the top of the whatever, and he's like touching all of them,

and then this one chick has her phone and he fucking punches her in the face with his trunk no fucking pictures bitch anyway yeah all right well cool man we're uh thumbs up yeah that was funny thumbs up that's a good one i agree i hope he's all right he looks like he handled it pretty good no he took it like a champ that guy seemed like he was already plotting his revenge. You know what I'm saying? These guys seem like they've been doing this shit to each other for a long time. Every time they go golfing.

You could see it on his face. That's some bullshit. Yeah, he's like, I'm going to fucking kill these dudes. Yeah, he probably is. Yeah. All right. What if that's the next thing? In recent news, a man killed four people on the golf course.

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