REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 728. Andy & DJ CTI: Biden Freezes Up, Kansas Sues Pfizer & Idaho Farmers Say Water Curtailment Order Will Dry Up Land
Episode Date: June 18, 2024In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the White House defending Biden after video shows him freezing up at a Hollywood fundraiser, Kansas suing Pfizer over 'misrepresentations' and 'adverse events' of... COVID-19 vaccine, and Idaho farmers saying that the water curtailment order will dry up the land pushing them out of business.
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What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest thing about the
lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality
guys.
Today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet.
That's what we're going to do.
That's what CTI stands for, Cruz the Internet.
We're going to put topics on the screen.
We're going to talk about what's going on.
We're going to speculate on what's true and what's not true.
And then we're going to talk about how we, the people, have to be the solution to the problems going on in the world.
We're just going to get right into it today.
I don't feel like doing the rest.
Okay. All rest. Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
So what's this?
Huh?
What is this?
What's that?
This display.
Oh, you got, you got, oh, is that how it goes?
Huh?
Is that the new one?
What's that?
Is that your new one?
Oh, this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. See, this is Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
See, this is why people should watch on YouTube.
What?
Pinky's up.
I'm going to do this the whole show.
Yeah.
Just wait until I take it away.
What are those other two?
It's a before headline number one.
Yeah.
Well, so I think we start with this.
So this is the original grape joke.
What was the joke?
Grape soda joke.
Abandon your kids.
You guys can find that at episode 721 at 4 minutes and 3 seconds in.
I didn't get him that one.
Who did that?
I don't know who did it.
I promise you I didn't.
Someone mailed that in?
Yeah, so it's fraudulent.
I didn't do it.
Wait, are you being serious?
I really don't know who. I'm like, yo, thanks for the trophy. Who do you think it was? I, so it's fraudulent. I didn't do it. Wait, are you being serious? I really don't know who.
I'm like, yo, thanks for the trophy.
Who do you think it was?
We can know a little bit.
I have no idea.
I have an idea.
They must have saw it.
I know who it was.
I have an idea.
I know who it was.
Say it at the same time.
One, two, three.
Quentin.
Syed.
Oh.
Quentin.
Yeah.
Oh, I can see that.
Yeah, Quentin would do that.
Oh.
Well, thanks, Quentin.
Somebody values me.
You think Syed got you a trophy?
I mean, I thought it might have been like trophy? Syed fucking hates you, man.
If you're drinking that,
there might be poison in it.
He's going to be dead in 30 minutes.
Huh? He's going to be dead in 30 minutes.
Yeah, let's get the show in.
Yeah, that's it.
Just put that up there.
That's cool.
Where'd the dick one go?
I just want to remind you, you might have three little cups, but I got the two dick goat.
That's true.
It will never be the same.
That's right.
Two dicks.
That'd be problems, man. You know, there's animals that have two dicks that'd be problems man you know there's animals
that have two dicks reptiles the trunk the trans animals no no they have like
animals oh it's cool because they can like go around on each side you know I'm
saying like whatever side they want to lay on and just you know put it in there
fun fact of the day well let's get on with the show don't forget to pay the fee uh we don't run ads on the
show because i don't want to be told what to do by a bunch of fucking nerds so uh make sure you
tell people about the show we're always getting censored shadowban traffic throttled i need your
help dj needs your help and uh we all need your help so please please share the show. Don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right.
All right, well, let's get into it, man.
Got a problem.
Tranimals.
Tranimals.
Tranimals.
Tranimals are causing all the fucking problems.
No, listen.
We got to talk about your people, man.
My people?
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Your people.
Who is my people? Chuck Schumer. That's not my fucking people. That's really not my people mm-hmm yep your people who is my people Chuck Schumer that's
not my fucking that's really not my people bro did you see why I'm white is
white no he is Jewish that is different okay well I mean that is not the same
thing but you was not a race well it's not white either they think that look
it's when it's convenient right okay you
know i'm saying when like white people do good shit which is never uh-huh you know they're white
when white people do fucked up shit they're jewish that's the truth and then all the black
people are like all you white motherfuckers do this it's like bro that ain't us it's them
that makes sense that makes perfect sense did you see this that's kind of like how i claim my blackness yeah i get you all that for stuff unless we're stealing some
you're the part of it yeah no when i could take i could just take off the
i go around the wallies just take they're like it's okay i'm black it suspects a thing
yeah they don't give they're like oh okay sir all right did see this? So we got all the racism out of the way?
No, not really.
We got a lot more.
We got more.
Yeah, for sure.
I didn't see this.
Oh, I did see this.
Did you see this, bro?
Yeah, you sent it to me, didn't you?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I may have.
I got it.
Listen, I'm no grill master 5,000, but what the fuck is this?
Bro.
Dude, he just throws the cheese on a frozen patty bro you know what it is you know what this dude is and you know what these fucking
fuckers are evil no yeah that's some evil shit bro where's the seasoning that's my that's my issue
like that's just beef like that's just raw beef well dude this is the problem right like
this is what the everything's a photo op these people are like 90 year old internet influencers
like hey let me just make sure i do this and take a picture of me doing that yeah it's like all
these bitches go to the capital yeah it's like all these bitches they go to dinner and then do
like have someone tape them doing a walk like they're walking down a fucking fashion runway.
It's like, bitch, you're at dinner.
You're about to eat an Applebee's.
I know that place.
You know, imagine if your whole life revolved around like, hey, let me stand here and fucking take my picture.
Maybe we should start playing the game.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Anyway, the wieners look cooked.
The glizzies are cool.
The glizzies.
The glizzies are cool.
Yeah, glizzies are all right.
But, bro, I swear, if I ever went to anybody's fucking house and I pull up and there's this shit going on.
Don't lie.
You're eating, bro.
I'm not eating.
Bro, I'm not eating that.
The evidence says otherwise. Now, bro. I'm not eating. Bro, I'm not eating that. The evidence says otherwise.
Now, listen, I'm cool with the...
Oh, that's a trophy.
All right.
What?
All right.
You said that was my people, motherfucker.
Look, there's no seasoning.
That's a fair statement.
That's not my people.
Well, it ain't mine either.
We would have, like, I mean, you're going to have high cholesterol leaving our places.
This, I don't know what, I'm calling the cops.
Whatever part of blackness I got, I got the food part, too.
You do.
Let's just say that.
I'm calling the police. Yeah. I'm calling the police yeah i'm calling the police that's fucking evil because i don't eat like
pig's feet and shit oh i don't eat that stuff a few pigs do though no she doesn't oh she does
from the root of to the to the what that's what they call it from the from the root of to the to
the whole pig the whole pig nose ears bro it's fucking nasty, ears, bro. It's fucking nasty. Ear, pig ears.
Chislins.
What's that?
Oh, you don't know what that is?
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Oh, bro, listen.
Is that good?
It's pig intestines.
Is it good?
I don't fuck no.
It smells like shit.
Why do people eat that?
I don't fucking know.
I don't know.
I don't eat it.
That's the white side of me.
I don't eat that shit, bro.
Fuck no.
All right.
But yeah, man.
I think dumbass of the day goes to Schumer for sure.
He deleted it.
He's dumbass of the fucking century.
I love that he started getting clowned on Twitter.
He takes it down.
He just deleted it.
But he can talk shit on anybody and say everybody's a terrorist and all this shit.
Fuck that guy. Yeah, that guy yeah i hope he fucking
croaks and i hope he got fucking uncooked meat yeah i hope he gets an e-coli yeah the glitzies
do look good though yeah they're probably fake they're probably like them fake the commercial
yes bro yes that looks fake they got perfect little grill marks on them. It's like your grandma had that fake fruit on her fucking...
The plastic.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Reptilians don't get E. coli.
Yeah, no shit.
No shit.
Maybe anything.
Yeah.
Fuck, man.
He's telling on himself, bro.
He's a reptilian.
He just looks...
Look at his face.
Oh, man.
Let's zoom in on that.
That's the sound he's making. Eat my meat. Come on over here, man. Let's zoom in on that. That's the sound he's making.
Eat my meat.
Come on over here, DJ.
Get yourself one of these burgers.
One of these burgers.
Eat my meat.
You might have saw one on your computer.
Oh, you can't use a computer.
All right, let's move on from this turd.
All right, man.
Dumbass of the day.
Guys, let's get into these headlines.
Remember.
Dang, man.
What?
This first form grape is some good shit.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
It's a good thing I don't have any because I leave them.
All right, let's go.
This is some good shit, though, for real, man.
It's fucking good, man.
This is the number one flavor, bro.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah, and then orange.
This is a new king.
I think second place, we can still talk about it, but yeah.
What do you think second is?
Oh, second is definitely blue ass.
For sure.
You think so?
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
You guys like blue ass?
No, it's the green one.
The green is underrated, bro.
Second.
That still tastes like... I think green is... That tastes like one. The green is underrated, bro. Wait a second. That still tastes like...
I think green is underrated.
That tastes like
Diet Mountain Dew to me, bro.
Yeah.
Or Mountain Dew, whatever.
I like Diet Mountain Dew.
I think it's better
than regular Mountain Dew.
Anyway.
Yeah.
Oh, Tropic Lightning.
Oh, yeah.
Tropic Lightning's good, man.
That's top three for sure.
For sure.
Tropic Lightning.
Come on, man.
Guys, if you want to see any of these Pitchers headlines, videos, go to andyfrasella.com.
You guys can find them linked there.
With that being said, let's get to our first headline, man.
I don't even know how to go.
Let's just get into it.
Fuck it.
White House defends Biden after video shows him freezing up at Hollywood fundraiser being led off stage by
Barack Obama.
Did you see that video?
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
And everybody's seen it.
Right.
And this is what we talk about.
They will lie straight to your fucking face.
Right.
Everybody has seen this video by now.
We have the clip, of course, if you guys have not yet.
But everybody's seen the video.
And what's what's their knee jerk reaction is to lie and defend it, that it didn't happen, even though millions of people by now have already seen this.
So let's dive into this. So, yeah, the White House is again defending Joe Biden from the appearance of dementia on the world stage after videos were posted late Saturday night showing Biden freezing up at a
Hollywood fundraiser and then being led off stage by Barack Obama. Here's the clip clearly shows him freezing right but uh andrew bates who's a spokesperson um decided to tweet this out
he says uh quote fresh off being fact-checked by at least six mainstream outlets for lying about
at potus with cheap fakes rupert murdoch's sad little super pack the new york post is back to
disrespecting its readers and itself once again their ethical standards could deal with a little unfreezing.
And then follow that up by saying, quote, by pretending the president is taking in an
applauding crowd for a few seconds is somehow wrong.
All they are really admitting is, once again, is they can't take on the leadership that's
fueling the strongest economic growth in the world and bringing violent crime to a 50-year low um that that's their that's their defense so he was wait wait wait wait
so this dude here is saying first of all first of all okay there's a lot here yeah how much more do
you have yeah i mean just some new data i know what you can pause here i don't know what you have you know why because i know what the fuck i'm talking about yeah
let me tell you what it is number one uh it's very clear that barack obama's running the show
number two i bring bigger crowds than those two fuckers together that's a fact number three which i should number three the strongest economic growth all
right motherfucker well let's talk about that for a second you got that you got that data oh you
don't need it because i know it all right here it is uh you can't count closing the country
eliminating jobs closing companies because of a vaccine and a
lockdown that the media and the Democrats colluded to create. And then that coming back as record job
growth. All right. That means that we could just wipe everything out today and then we could say,
oh, the new stuff, that's record growth. No, no it's not record growth it is the result of the actions they took during 2020 and 2021 that they are now posturing to
pretend like it's growth and what's weird is we have all these people on the internet who say oh
look how great the economy's doing and you're these people are so misinformed.
I don't know what to say.
But anyway, the point is, it's not the strongest economy ever.
Otherwise, we wouldn't have debt at an all-time high and savings at an all-time low.
Okay?
We wouldn't have the inflation we have.
We wouldn't have interest rates where they are.
There's a whole bunch of things. Do you guys feel like it's the strongest economy that you've ever been in? How's your paycheck doing? How's that feel? Okay. How's
it feel to be told that we're in the strongest economy ever and your money's going 20 to 25%
less as it was in 2020? How's that feel? So you're just a misspender. You're just
irresponsible with your money, right? Because that's what they're just a misspender you're just irresponsible with your money right
because that's what they're telling people they're telling people hey you're uh not responsible with
your money and so that's why you're poor no it's because they're making you poor and then they're
trying to convince you that it's you secondly uh 25 percent less reporting of violent crime across the country by the crime statistics.
That's interesting.
And, by the way, the crime that they do report, when they report it being Hispanic,
they're chalking up two white people.
So crime is down, but white crime is up.
Right. Weird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Was I close?
Yeah, you're spot fucking on um because the thing
is guys you gotta understand how how actual crime reporting works right there's local police
departments right you have this shit right a crime goes in yeah i can pull up the map for you
um they a crime happens
and that local agency tracks that crime they They put it to their statistics, their arrest records, and things like that.
Now, there's typically always, give or take, about 5% that do not actively engage in a formal electronic tracking program.
And so the way it works is that local PD, they report to their state, Highway Patrol typically.
Highway Patrol reports to FBI.
So normally we have 95
reporting typically right and when we're the ones that are not reporting we're talking about these
are small little you know departments scattered around in these small little places hazard county
yeah exactly you know i'm saying like nobody really there's not a lot going on there anyway
right but pretty much for the most part everybody reports right everybody's reporting in um but that
has not been the case right and we got the data to prove it. Just here recently.
Let me pull this map up for you guys.
This is how fucking stupid they think people are, bro.
And I will be honest.
A lot of people are this stupid because you see them repeating this shit on the internet.
Yeah, here it is.
So just in 2022, right, there was a total of a little bit over 6,000 agencies that submitted zero data.
Zero data.
That's 32% of all police agencies did not report any data for 2022.
That's a shit ton.
Yeah.
So 70%, 68% reported versus 95 percent normally
and crime's down now look at the department you feel like crime is down right and where's those
how about all you motherfuckers that live in la and san francisco and new york you guys feel like
crime is down let us know right well that's the thing and so like the crime is obviously
not down it's not stopping nobody's stupid but because they're not reporting this and i want to
know who made that decision to not report it because these are the same people who made the
decision to tell people that the economy is the best it's ever been exactly so they're just not
reporting it which makes it appear on paper as if crime is down but that's not the case everybody
knows it's not the case um this is the actual truth more crime is about to be committed this is the truth man um
you know so yeah so i mean andrew bates is a complete dumbass nobody's nobody's stupid
um no people are stupid listen we're not stupid depending on who you ask you know right some of
you watch the show just to call us stupid that's okay you're stupid too um but do we really see people on the internet
like echoing these things like like what do like it's it's so weird man because like
it feels like there's people that just want to be right like they don't want their life to improve
they don't want things to get better they don't want their life to improve. They don't want things to get better.
They don't want more money in their bank account or less crime or more safety.
They just want to be right. They just want to say, my guys, my team, my party, my candidate is right. And that is not productive to any sort of solution for anyone. um it's weird dude because we see people parroting these points
over and over and over again on the internet and i'm just like dude what do you like i know you
know what just happened i know you can see it like i've had these little arguments with people i know
and they're like oh the economy i'm like this this this i name off a couple and they're like, oh, the economy. I'm like, this, this, this. I name off a couple of things. They're like, yeah, but no, but right.
Oh, your life is shittier than it was four fucking years ago.
And if it isn't, it's because you were shit then and you're shit now and you're not doing
anything.
And it's not my responsibility as a citizen of this country to fund your shitty lifestyle.
Okay.
There was a time in this country where everybody was expected to contribute
everybody was expected to have a job everybody was expected to pay their bills and take care
of their families and be a pillar of their community now what we're expect those people
are expected to pay for the shittiest fucks in the entire society and then nobody wants to pay
for and by the way when we go out in public, those people harass us, fuck with us, break our cars, steal our shit.
But let's give them our money.
Like, bro, we got to get back to this shit, dude.
There has to be a system put in place for people who do not contribute to not have a say in what we do in this country.
Those people should not be allowed to vote.
Like, if you weren't contributing and you didn't have a job and you don't get a tax return, what are you going to vote for?
You're going to vote for other people's money to make its way into your pocket.
Through program incentives, through government incentives.
That's correct.
And what incentive does the average American have to go out and work knowing that they're going to be tax raped for these people who aren't doing shit?
There is no incentive.
And that's the point.
The point is to remove the incentive of the working class,
the people who take pride in being independent and contributing
and have responsibilities to themselves, their community, their family,
the culture, the country, and remove that incentive
so that everybody says fuck it it. And just depends on
the government, which creates a communist system. That's what's happening. And because people are
afraid to speak up and because they've been bullied and because they've been harassed,
they're still afraid to speak up. When in reality, the people that they're speaking up against is
like a less than a 1% of the entire population. And if we all spoke up and we all said,
hey, this is enough.
If you're not contributing to this, fuck off.
You don't get a chance.
You don't get to vote.
Like, why does a felon,
doesn't a felon lose their right to vote?
So why does a felon lose their right to vote
but people who don't pay taxes can vote?
Both are not contributing to society. Yeah, why is that right you see what i'm saying right it doesn't make sense no it makes
zero sense and and people don't think about it man they don't talk about it enough no now so you
got that gaffe that happens right he's freezing again and this is obviously i mean this is happening more and more all right it's almost daily now right um we know we got the debates coming up
here shortly in a couple of weeks um now there's an interesting play that's being ran right now
that they we are very familiar with this play because they ran it against a good buddy of ours
eric wrighton's um this mass media campaign uh to try to and we're talking about dumping tens of millions of dollars right into certain demographics to repeat these ads.
And so Biden's campaign, they just came out. They announced a 50 million dollar advertising blitz highlighting Trump's convention conviction.
Now, mind you, this little fundraiser thing they just did here, they allegedly raised like twenty four million dollars here.
OK, so two of these events or the equivalent of two of these events, they're putting all into a one campaign ad that's targeting Trump. President Joe Biden's reelection campaign is spending $50 million in two weeks.
And a blitz that includes its first television ad trumpeting Donald Trump's felony conviction and signals that the Democratic incumbent is seeking to make his Republican opponents legal woes a bigger issue heading into November. I thought it was interesting, too, out of that 50 million,
only one million is being geared and targeted towards reaching black,
Hispanic, and Asian American voters.
So $49 million to target.
Why do you think that is?
It's weird.
No, why do you think only one million is geared towards black voters?
I don't know.
Think about it.
I mean, out of $50 million, because they know think about it i mean out of 50 million dollars you're only because they know
they lost it no because it's not a point to the black voter because how many black voters know a
felon it's pretty fucking regular thing okay their cousin their family their friend their uncle and
by the way what do most black people feel about those people? They feel like the system has unjustly punished and made a felon out of those people.
So these people understand that if we push that message to the black community, it'll blow up in our face because all it does is reinforce the idea that the court system is fucking weaponized.
That's smart.
And then they say, well, fuck, bro, that's what they do to us.
And these people understand that.
So what they're going to add.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
You see, that's what I do for a living.
Here's another thing.
It's the truth.
Yeah.
I fucking understand marketing.
Here's the other thing.
These motherfuckers don't understand.
This is how fucking stupid they are.
Like, on one hand, they're smart. they're smart not to direct that to black voters on the other hand they're stupid because
they just saw trump raise over a hundred million dollars off of his conviction so if the data shows
you that when you push this message out, it makes his support go up, now
you're going to spend $50 million pushing that message out further?
Like, how fucking stupid are you guys?
But I'm glad they're stupid.
Especially when it's very high likely that this case could get overturned in the appeals
court.
Listen, dude.
No, it's highly unlikely.
Did you look at
the supreme court in new york what they're stacked up against yeah i yeah i saw the picture yeah i
saw the picture so huh let me tell you something it's all black it's an all black women's supreme
court there it is in new york yeah they're gonna be getting their uh every single one of them is left yeah yeah anyway yeah so good do it yeah go remind everybody what
the fuck you did to trump push it out there yeah because dude the people that believe it they
already believe it you're not going to convince anybody else nobody's saying out here nobody's
going to say well fuck i guess he is guilty i'm not going to vote for him like nobody's gonna say that ever all this can do all of all
this can do is make people say fuck look how hard these motherfuckers are trying to get this dude
i'm not fucking voting for these people that's all that can happen obviously listen that's all
that can happen these people are dumb as fuck pretty smart to not market that to black people
though and that's why they're doing it yeah no it makes perfect fucking sense here's the ad i got i got an exclusive video here's the ad
in the courtroom we see donald trump for who he is he's been convicted of 34 felonies found liable
for sexual assault and he committed financial fraud meanwhile joe biden's been working lowering I don't think he approved that message.
Dude, this is what you get when you get a bunch of fucking DEI leftist interns and marketing consultants.
They're fucking morons, bro.
They couldn't run a fucking snow cone stand.
They couldn't run a single retail store of mine.
Not for a day.
Think about that.
Those people run the country.
Fuck, man.
Yeah.
Guys, jump in on this conversation.
Let us know down in the comments. Who are these. Yeah. Guys, jump in on this conversation.
Let us know down in the comments. Who are these people in this picture?
Who's that behind him?
I'm pretty sure that's one of his granddaughters or granddaes.
That's a boy or a girl?
Sure.
Yeah, that's what I figured.
Yep.
It's one of them.
Bro, what the fuck are they wearing?
That's white people shit, bro. That's rich white people fucking clothes and that those people and then you know here's their conversation bro
we got to get in with the black people i got an idea we get a bucket of fried chicken like like
dude we go to the dinner and we can tape it. We can put it on TV. Dude, listen. People have no idea.
Like, dude, you watch everyone.
I know you don't watch it, but what's the dude's name?
Charlemagne?
Yeah.
Charlemagne the guy.
Breakfast Club.
Like, bro.
That, like, I don't.
Joe Biden looked him in the fucking face and said, if you't vote for me you ain't black and charlemagne
stepped back and he's like whoa whoa whoa you know like that's a little out of line right
and that's still not enough to like open his eyes to what's going on right right and like i And like, if you guys really understood how racist these people actually are, not a single black person in this country or a single mixed race or a single brown person would ever fucking vote for these people.
Think of this.
I want you to think of this.
Now, look at that kid.
Go back.
Look at what that kid's wearing that kid's wearing a sweater around his fucking neck jorts and some fucking stupid ass shoes and like this guy came straight from fucking
Delaware or Martha's Vineyard or Connecticut or some shit like that right like we don't even see
people dress like that around here it looks like he got just got off a sailboat okay now that's who
these people are no I'm being serious listen to, that's who these people are. No, I'm being serious.
Listen to me.
That's who these people are.
These are ultra-rich, ultra-quote-unquote elite white people, okay,
who do not connect with black people in any way.
And when they sit down and they say, hey, how are we going to connect with black people?
They legitimately come up with shit like, dude, let's get fried chicken and go to a black family's house and let's shoot a commercial.
People, I don't know, like how the black community doesn't see how they think.
Like blatantly. Yes. Like this is not a joke.
They're not this is not a they're kind of racist or they just don't know. No, that is not a joke. They're not. This is not a. They're kind of racist or they just don't know.
No, that's what they think.
Now, if I sat around and I said, hey, DJ, I got a PR problem, bro.
Black people don't like me.
Yeah.
I got an idea.
I got an idea.
Yeah.
Tell me what you think about it.
We'll go to Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Now, think about this.
It'll work. We'll go to Kentucky Fried Chicken no think about this it'll work
we'll go to Kentucky Fried Chicken
I'll get a bucket of chicken bro
and we'll go over to like one of your cousin's houses
and we'll shoot a commercial
and we'll put it on YouTube dude
and they'll love us
what do you think?
are we doing original or are we doing crispy?
crispy man
like fuck man
but dude this is what they think.
Yeah.
Like, think how fucking racist that really is.
Like, when they say shit-
You could have chosen anything.
Hold on.
When Kathy Hochul says shit like,
black people don't know how to use a computer,
or when they say shit like,
black people don't know how to get IDs to vote.
Right.
Bro, these people fucking hate black people.
They fucking hate them, dude.
They hate them.
And it's so bizarre because we see all these videos online of white Democrats going up to black people.
I saw this video.
I don't know.
Did you see that video of the black couple in the airport of Detroit?
You sent it to me.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got that clip.
This clip right here.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So me that clip. This clip right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So me and Darrell were walking to the Blexit event, right?
We're walking across the street, and this white woman comes up behind us.
And first she asks us, oh, is it always crowded down here?
Because we're in Detroit.
Never been to Detroit before, but the first red flag was for her assuming that we're from here.
I'm assuming because, you know, we're Negroes.
Then she proceeds to tell us,
oh, you guys know shrimp is here.
You better watch out.
I've seen a lot of white maggots walking around with an American flag.
You know, you guys, be careful, guys.
Hate crime.
How do you feel about the hate crime?
I'm offended.
I feel threatened.
I don't know how I'm going with my life.
Little does she know,
we're on our way to the convention.
Bro, but this is what these fuckers think, okay?
Kathy Hochul, Joe Biden, all these people, this is what they think.
And this is, yeah, Hillary Clinton, look at her fucking outfit.
Like she's a fucking empress.
My auntie had that couch.
Bro, look what she's wearing. And you tell me she doesn't think she's some fucking empress my auntie had that couch bro look what she's wearing and you tell
me she doesn't think she's some sort of look dude who would wear that under what circumstance would
anybody know anybody wear that would your fucking grandma wear that i'm telling my auntie had a
couch to look just like oh listen i'm being serious That is some fucking fucked up shit to wear.
That's like, that would be like me wearing like a royal outfit and a cape and shit to like a fucking event with suits.
It sounds like a good idea.
You probably pull it off.
But she thinks she's a fucking empress or some shit.
Anyway, the point of the matter is these people, Joe Biden, fucking Kathy Hochul, Hillary Clinton, all these people, and then all these upper middle class white women, this is how they think, dude.
This is not an accident.
This is not an accident.
This is not, oh, it's just a slip of the tongue.
They think, fuck, dude, you know, fried chicken and fucking and fucking watermelon like that's what the fuck
these people think it's fucked up man and it's weird that people vote for him yeah it's super
weird i wouldn't know who the fuck's still donating to him you know i'm saying because
like he's pulling in a lot of fucking money to have like we know he's not getting any actual fucking support like his donor numbers for people that are donating under 20 bucks under
40 bucks they're not existing where that's like a huge part of trump's money massive amount right
like that even right there just clearly shows who has the fucking people well I mean look dude it's
all the people who are in danger of being lumped in with this far left progressive shit this
communist shit which is what it is you know it's hollywood it's these big corporations that are in bed with the world
economic forum who are you know all about esg and dei and they bought into this new globalization
effort um and quote unquote new world order of the world economic forum it's those people
because they're so far into the process. Like imagine if you had
spent tens of millions of dollars restructuring your company to be less competitive, meaning
you're making all these regulations around ESG. You're making all these hires around DEI,
meaning you're hiring people for the color of their skin, not how good they are. Okay.
And you've made your company less competitive
and you've spent hundreds of millions of dollars doing so
and you're in danger of that entire dynamic being dismantled.
What's that worth for you to keep it?
Whatever it takes.
Whatever it costs.
Right?
Because it'll crumble.
The way a company is set up at that scale,
it takes too long for them to undo that if their plan changes so what we're really seeing here is a lot of big companies and
a lot of industries like hollywood and big business big business like fortune 100 companies
these people are in danger of crumbling if the Democrats don't win because you can't readjust.
If you've already hired, you can hire somebody for being black.
You can't fire for being black.
Okay.
So how do you undo this?
Right.
If you're a company who's done this, how do you undo it?
Not just black either.
I'm talking about anybody that was hired for any reason other than they were the best for the job.
How do you undo that?
Well, you can't.
And if the society changes and the market changes and the competitive landscape changes, those companies can't undo what they've already done fast enough to survive.
So what you're seeing is a ton of money go to Biden in the hopes that it will keep them from having to try and readjust, which they won't be able to do.
No, they have to go all in.
So what we're seeing is either the complete crumbling of all of these people and the complete revitalization of America and capitalism and competitive environment, free market economy, or we're going to see the total grasp of communism come in
and the entire free market economy collapse.
It's one of those two things.
Guys, jump in on this conversation.
Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.
With that being said, Andy, let's go check some of these out.
I got two of them for you here today.
As we cruise the comments, this first comment comes from at oldman9606.
Can't find first form grape energy drink anywhere in Jacksonville, Florida.
I need one because I'm trying to leave my wife.
Hey, go in your stores and ask for the drink.
Yeah.
Like go into your local C store.
Go into your local grocery store.
Go into your local nutrition store and say, hey, you guys got first form energy drinks?
Fucking ask for it.
Yeah.
Because if you ask for it, they'll pick it up and they'll carry it right there for you. Yeah.
I think they just got to be careful because, you know, in like the areas for high crime,
these, huh?
What?
These are having.
Well, they're not reporting crime.
Oh, that's true true it doesn't matter
that's true go in and ask for the drink dude and tell them tell them if they don't have it they
should have it because it's the shit yeah it's real shit it's real shit appreciate you old man
um thank you uh this next one comes from at dustin johnson uh he says quote uh i'd love to see some
firearm content from y'all i know y'all carry every day.
Andy looks like a staccato guy.
You know DJ is a Glock guy, and of course he holds it sideways.
All right.
I'm not a staccato guy.
I don't have a staccato.
You don't have a staccato.
They are fucking nice guns, though.
They're really nice.
Really nice.
I don't own one.
Yeah.
It'd be nice if they made me one, though.
Like a special real AF.
That'd be dope.
Badass one.
That'd be cool.
Make me one with the...
I'd probably talk about it on the show if they did.
You gotta put the sights on the side for me, apparently.
Well, let's be real, man.
I mean, we don't do firearm content.
I'll tell you why we don't do it.
We don't do it because I shoot better than DJ.
I knew you were gonna say that.
Yeah, and we don't want to embarrass DJ
Gotta protect his feelings
That's right
That's what it is
Yeah
Alright
That last time you shot better than me though
There's been a few times
There's been
Zero few times
There's been one time
I was really bad last time you went out
Last time was really bad
I think it was a fucking gun
I didn't say that.
That's not what I said.
I certainly didn't say that.
This fucking gun's broke, man.
It's fucked up.
You know what?
Those grape drinks make you fucking lie, too.
That's the problem.
Gun was fucked up.
Let me see it, Andy.
Let me see the gun.
Let me make sure the gun's all right.
No, no. It only fucks up, Andy. Let me see the gun. Let me make sure the gun's all right. No, no.
It only fucks up for me.
Now that's a lie.
That's a lie.
All right.
That's a lie.
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We got headline number two.
This is an interesting one.
Coming from our border state, Kansas.
Coming straight out of a camp.
Kansas is starting to drop some cojones.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
That's an interesting headline.
Headline reads, Kansas sues Pfizer over misrepresentations and adverse events of COVID-19 vaccine.
This is interesting.
This is some heat.
What is in Kansas?
Besides Vaughn.
Vaughn.
That's it.
I don't think I've ever been to Kansas.
It's long and flat, bro.
Isn't that where Dorothy's from?
From Wizard of Oz and shit?
Who?
Oh, yeah.
Wizard of Oz.
Okay.
All right. That's it. I mean, i've driven through there a number of times i can't tell you what's there
i have you have a bunch of i lived in kansas my whole life it's great oh yeah sure all right
um so let's dive into this a little bit so So the state of Kansas has filed a lawsuit against pharmaceutical company Pfizer Inc.
for alleged consumer protection violations related to the company's manufacturer of the COVID-19 vaccine,
saying the company marketed the shot as, quote, safe, even though it, quote, knew the vaccine was connected to serious adverse events.
Quote, Pfizer misled the public that it had a safe and effective COVID-19 vaccine.
The 69 page lawsuit filed Monday in the district court of Thomas County alleges, quote,
Pfizer said his COVID-19 vaccine was safe, even though it knew its COVID vaccine.
COVID-19 vaccine was connected to
serious adverse events including myocarditis and pericarditis uh failed pregnancies and deaths
pfizer concealed this critical safety information from the public the suit alleges uh continues to
go on and say pfizer said its covid 19 vaccine was effective even though it knew its COVID-19 vaccine waned over time
and did not protect against COVID-19 variants.
Pfizer concealed this critical effectiveness information from the public.
The lawsuit alleges that the company's, quote,
actions and statements relating to its COVID-19 vaccine violated the Kansas consumer protection act, regardless of whether any individual consumer ultimately received Pfizer's
COVID-19 vaccine.
And it continues to say,
quote,
Pfizer must be held accountable for falsely representing the benefits of its
COVID-19 vaccine while concealing and suppressing the truth about his vaccine
safety risk,
waning effectiveness and inability to prevent transmission.
There are they are hitting it on all heads here coming straight out of Kansas.
So the suit, it was filed by Republican Attorney General Chris Kobach, who alleges that through the company's misrepresentations of the vaccine,
it earned, quote, record company revenue of approximately seventy five billion dollars in just two years and don't don't don't
forget there was about a billion of that that went to the media campaign just to push this stuff and
then um about another billion dollars or so or three quarters of a billion that went into the
pockets of fauci and his uh numb nuts um but yeah so the lawsuit alleges that millions of kansasians uh heard pfizer's misrepresentations
about its covid19 vaccine for example pfizer administered 3.3 million pfizer vaccine doses
just in kansas as of february 7th 2024 this accounted for more than 60 percent of all vaccine
doses in kansas the lawsuit alleges citing citing the state's Department of Health data.
And so they're bringing all of this in.
This has a potential of being a big crime or being a pretty healthy lawsuit.
I don't know what happens here, though.
I don't know what happens here.
Like, is there where we're talking restitution? Is the money going back to the families that were affected by this right like
i mean we know like they're starting to talk more and more and more about this covid stuff we're
seeing other countries do it i saw i saw another country do it they were talking about i can't
remember who it was but they were talking about how um they had some other versions of the vaccine
from other companies in Europe,
and then they outlawed all those versions and made everybody take the Pfizer shot.
It was like, I can't remember who it was.
Anyway.
Yeah, this is their AG.
That's in there?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, and what do we got on this?
Well, first of all oh shit um i'll say this
i still can't believe people even fucking got that shit
but when i think about it and i almost wonder if they
i believe personally that a lot of people who took this are going to die
that's my personal belief i i believe we've only we're only two years out of this right what's
going to happen in five years what's going to happen in seven years and remember when they
when they tried to seal the data for 75 years i think their plan is that there's going to be so
many people that die that there's not going to they people that die that they're not going to have to deal with it.
And by the time, nobody will even remember.
Well, I'm just saying, I think this is much worse and a much bigger thing than what we think it is right now.
Yeah.
It just hasn't been enough time.
Yeah.
That's my personal opinion dude the the amount of people that are
dying now and it's so bizarre that people aren't willing to like even admit it like i still see
this on the internet like you say things about this and people are like oh you're a fucking
conspiracy bro the the all-cause mortality rate across the globe is up 40 fucking percent and do you know where it's the lowest it's the
lowest in the countries that had the least amount of vaccines administered okay and we could go
through the list of things that are happening myocarditis turbo cancers etc etc etc and people
still want to deny that this is happening and i think a lot of it is probably from fear, right?
A lot of people are probably terrified.
But I don't think we've even started to see the damage of what these people actually did.
I think it's going to get much worse.
The crazy thing is, too, man, like I said, there was so much that happened in just those two beginning years too man that like people like i don't know if they tend to tend to forget i know there's a
lot of information they just try to keep throwing out so it kind of you know gets lost on the way
side man but there was the the part that that always made me go like okay this has to be
bullshit is because there was this global push you had countries who were denying the vaccine
from coming into their country get assassinated.
Yeah, leaders, right.
Like leaders like the one in Haiti,
two days after he said that we're not doing the COVID vaccine here,
he's assassinated.
That dude over there in Africa who ran the PCR test
against a piece of kiwi and it came back positive.
Positive for COVID.
To show that the cycle rate, and then they assassinated that dude.
And a couple of days later, he's gone.
It was just the whole thing about it.
I remember just initially,
the whole thing about it was just fucking weird.
It didn't make sense.
It did not make sense.
Did you see this shit in Mexico, bro?
All these political candidates that got assassinated?
Yeah.
And then that woman, one,
who nobody knows who she is.
She's not even Mexican.
She's fucking Jewish.
She's Jewish. Weird. That's fucking Jewish. She's Jewish.
Weird.
That's fucking crazy, dude.
Weird.
Anyway.
Weird, man.
Yeah.
So, I mean, good luck to this guy, man.
Listen, you're going against an animal here.
Look, man.
Part of me thinks the people who didn't take it weren't supposed to take it.
Like, dude, if we want to put on our dr evil hats right and we say okay
let's just take it from their position and we are you and me run the earth okay it's just me and you
all right and do i have to wear the pantsuits huh we both got emperor outfits bro that's what
you gotta wear apparently all right claude schwab wears them yeah fucking obama wears them fucking hillary wears them like bro these people are not they're
not like us they are different they are fucking evil people but we we let's just say we think
like them and we say you know all right we got to take, because according to the Georgia Guidestones, which is apparently what these people all believe and follow, we've got about 7 billion extra people on the planet.
Okay?
So we got to reduce it down to about a billion or less.
Okay.
So how are we going to do that?
Well, who do we want to get rid of first?
Because that's obviously going to be part of the conversation.
Well, we got to get rid of the strong people, patriotic people.
Hold on.
Hold on.
The first part of the conversation is, who do we want to get rid of?
We have to make that decision, right?
If we were doing this.
So, if you were trying to create a successful society and reduce the population and you didn't have any give a fuck about people at all, didn't care.
Wouldn't it make sense that we would say, okay, we're going to get rid of the weakest, dumbest, easiest to manipulate people because we don't want those people to be the people that are left because we're going to need to rebuild civilization with those people so wouldn't it make sense that we're going to try and eliminate all the people who are
easily manipulated who are dependent on the governments who you know are not very intelligent
they can't critically think wouldn't it make sense to get rid of all those people and keep everybody
else yeah take care of a lot of people. Whoever falls for it, they just go.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Because then who's left are the people who can critically think and they can help contribute to the rebuilding of society globally.
Mm-hmm.
And you can probably get rid of a few more, too, doing some wars and shit here and there.
Yeah, but I'm just saying, if I were Dr. Evil and I said, okay, like, just like running a company, bro.
All right, we got to downsize the
company who the fuck we getting rid of right we're getting rid of everybody who doesn't produce
we're getting rid of everybody who's not contributing we're getting rid of everybody
who's a drag keep the good ones what you think these people are doing anything different right
that's what makes me think because dude the people who didn't get it uh you know contrary to what the
media says and by the way there's a lot of evidence that says
that these people didn't even get it themselves right they were taking fucking saline shots on tv
and jailing other nurses for doing the same thing to regular people correct so that's where my mind
starts to go when we start to like break down you know who got it for what reason and why do we give
this to certain people and we were just
supposed to shut up and not say nothing yeah or or you know just endure it and wait until all the
fucking cards fall geez yeah i don't know man yeah guys tell us what you guys think let us know down
in the comments that's just that's just pure speculation on my part. It's hard for me to put my mind frame around what these people think.
Because I don't think like that.
Yeah, that's some evil shit, man.
Yeah.
That's some evil shit.
And good luck.
Good luck, AG, coming out of Kansas, man.
Everybody else should be joining that.
Yeah.
All the other AGs should be joining that.
Yeah, for sure.
Guys, let's keep this show moving.
We got headline number three, our third and final headline.
Headline number three.
We're going to start this one off with a clip, man.
Matt Kim, who we've had on the show, super awesome guy.
He just does some really, really good breakdowns of things.
And so this clip came up from Matt Kim.
This is his analysis on an interesting threat that has gotten pulled that he started going after.
And I've got some supporting stuff to even support his point.
So let's just watch this clip real quick.
Here's Matt Kim.
Do you wonder where all the Ukraine money is going?
Well, it looks like we've started a threat to pull.
Idaho is trying to shut off water to 500,000 acres of farmland, 781 miles.
But there's been plenty of rain this spring, so that's not it.
They say it's due to water reserves underground,
that it's projected to deplete at a too fast of a rate to preserve water supply.
They need to shut off the water to 500,000 acres of Idaho farmland.
But, but, the Continuing Appropriations and Ukraine Supplemental Appropriations Act of 2023
proved $4.5 billion for direct financial support to the government of Ukraine.
Or so they said.
Gervois Global Limited enters an agreement of $15 million
for information on drilling at its Idaho cobalt mine,
utilizing funds from the additional Ukraine Supplemental Appropriations Act. Why is money for direct financial support
for the government of Ukraine being rerouted by the Department of Defense to a cobalt mine in
Idaho? Cobalt used in batteries for your phones, computers, electric cars. There are countless
valuable usages for cobalt. Any side effects of cobalt we should be aware of, considering we use it in everything?
Cobalt exposure triggers impairments in cognitive and anxiety-like behaviors,
brain oxidative stress, and inflammation. And do you know what's a necessary component of
cobalt mining en masse? Guess it. Water. Lots of water. On May 31st, 2024, Idaho Department of Water announced shutting off
water to 500,000 acres of farmland. June 21st, 2024, Gervois Cobalt Mine can start drilling 24
hours a day, seven days a week. Idaho is shutting off water due to a shortage at the same time
the cobalt mine is set to start operating 24-7? And is Ukraine's funding bill one of many that gave $15 million to
Jovovets to restart operations after losing money?
Couple of things to look further into.
How many members of Congress have a financial interest in this cobalt mine?
My initial research, a lot.
Also, is it linked to the CHIPS act where they gave Micron a fistful of money to start
manufacturing in… Idaho?
And are they trying to destroy crops so they can take the land and mine more cobalt or
is it purely to control the water supply?
I was just in Idaho, absolutely beautiful state filled with great people.
And the government shows up with the government gun and forces their will, again.
Maybe it's just a coincidence.
And I'm just a conspiracy theorist.
Perhaps.
But one fact remains absolutely true.
Money that we were told was going to Ukraine is not.
There is no coincidence.
And so I looked into this, man, and I backed it up.
Here's the article that he he references um they are absolutely
shutting off the water to the local farmers and even the local farmers are pissed off
um saying that uh this water curtailment will dry up their land and more importantly this order came
after uh they had already paid for fertilizer um the cost of about $400 per acre.
So they're already in a back low.
They need this water so the crops can actually grow and they can get the yield of the harvest.
They put this in after they've already fertilized.
They've already dumped a shit ton of money into their crops.
And now they have no water to actually do anything with it.
They still have the water.
They didn't shut it off.
What do you mean?
It's not been shut off yet.
There's been a stay put on it.
Yeah.
That's what I heard.
It says, unless there is an emergency stay to curtailment order,
Young said the water will be shut off. From what I understand, there was an emergency stay to curtailment order, Young said the water will be shut off.
From what I understand, there was a stay.
Oh, a stay did get put in.
That's what I heard.
That's what I heard.
I could be wrong on that.
Yeah.
But here's the point.
The government shouldn't be sticking their fucking nose in anything like this.
Dude, keep going.
It's so irritating.
Yeah.
But yeah, I checked all of these articles that were referenced,
and they're all there.
The drilling is about to start.
They stopped it back in June of last year,
and now it's about to start it back up.
So it is interesting that there's this threat of curtailing the water to all of these farmers, 500,000 acres of farmlands.
By the way,aho is one of our
biggest states that produce a lot of necessary food for us the number three producer for dairy
um number third you know number three state in the country that produces dairy for us
um obviously potatoes a lot of things um that come out of id and not, not to mention that. I mean, here's another twist and this could be me reaching.
Um,
but Idaho has seen a,
a,
a lot of people moving there,
um,
fleeing from liberal policies and progressive policies all over the country
from California to New York.
Um,
people are flocking to Idaho in droves,
um,
where they have had a significant surge of just even 12%.
And you look at Idaho, it's not a big, I mean, it's a big state, but it's not a lot of people
there to begin with.
12% increase in the population just in a couple of years is a lot.
And they're going there for their conservative policies, for their conservative mindsets,
their values, their morals.
And so I think that's interesting too.
What do you think is interesting about that?
Well, I mean, it's a flock.
It's no different than what they're doing to the people that are moving down in Texas, right?
Like there's a drove there for conservative policies,
and there's waters being impacted there, electricity grids being impacted there,
the right to drill is being impacted there.
So what you're saying is you think punishing you think that the government is intentionally making life harder for these
places places that these people who are traditionally progressive and liberal who vote
for these people have been escaping to correct got it at least that's i mean that's just how i see it
right because it's not just idaho it's a lot of these places that are being affected by some level of government overreach right um you know and and even just the fact that you know there's
taxpayers money that is going to supposedly supposed to be going to ukraine again then
gets funneled back uh this jervos company is not an american company it's an austral Australian subsidiary, right, with no ties to here, drilling on an actual reservation of state-certified land for,
what do they call it, like protected forces and shit?
That's what it is.
Here's the picture of the mine.
It's a massive fucking cobalt mine.
Yeah, where's all these save-the-world people here?
Right.
Yeah. Green energy. Yeah, okay's all these save the world people here? Right. Yeah, right.
Green energy.
Yeah, okay.
Right.
So, I mean, there's a lot going on here, man.
Andy, what do you got on this?
I think the time to speak up was many years ago, and I think people are panicking now.
And I think the government is very nefarious in the things that they do. And I think this serves
a bunch of purposes. One, it allows them to reallocate the water to the mine operation,
which they have an interest in. Uh, and many members of Congress, according to Matt Kim,
which I'm sure he's probably correct, have a financial interest in. Two, I think it lends itself to the limit of the
food supply. You know, whoever controls the food supply controls the people. Again, another
Salilinsky rules for radicals call mark strategy, which is to control and affect the food supply
so that people can't get, you know, they need to do and so you know if they
don't have water for the farm operation and they're making money with the cobot operation
that makes sense that you know it accomplishes two things with one action you know they're able
to limit the food supply and they're also uh able to control the people and you know they're making
some money doing it anyway yeah guys jumping on this conversation down in the comments
let us know what you guys think with that being said let's get to our final segment of the show
as always uh thumbs up or dumb as fuck this is where we bring a headline in we talk about it
and i get one of those two options i'm gonna test it i'm i I might be pushing boundaries on this one.
Okay.
California woman harassed by aggressive black bear.
She named big bastard before fatal mauling in home.
Holy shit.
No way.
So this was a...
Wait, what?
California woman was harassed.
Let's dive into it.
Patrice Miller, who's 71 years old,
had been harassed by an aggressive black bear
in her small Northern California town for months
before it broke into her home and killed her last year.
Just saying, you don't see the polar bears doing this shit.
That's all I'm saying.
I mean, you can't argue with facts.
It's only the brown and black bears that are doing this.
Just saying.
Breaking the tones.
Do you think they have rallies and shit?
Who?
The bears.
It's a shit ton of them in California, apparently.
I know, bro.
You think they all get together and talk about how they're getting discriminated against?
Nah.
How to break in people's shit is what they're rallying about.
So, when officials first found Miller's body mauled and partially eaten last November in
her Downeyville home, they first believed she may have died of natural causes
and the bear broke in, attracted by the scent.
But neighbors have reported seeing the bear,
which she had dubbed Big Bastard,
repeatedly returning to her house, according to the Sacramento Beat.
Miller even installed steel bars across her windows
to try to keep the bear out before it broke her door down,
the newspaper reported, quote,
it appeared that the bear had probably been there several days
and had been feeding on the remains, Sierra County Sheriff Mike Fisher said.
Sierra County Sheriff's deputies found Miller's door broken,
which appeared to be how the bear got inside.
Inside her living room, there was bear scat along with blood streaks and
paw prints the bear had likely pulled miller from her bed into her living room the coroner's report
said according to the bee he went to watch tv yeah he went to watch tv while he ate watch some
real afl that's right uh so the small mountain town is, right in the middle of where bears like to be.
Right in the hood.
Caitlin Roddy of California Fish and Wildlife's North Central Region told the newspaper.
Miller's friend Casey Koch.
Is that how you guys pronounce that?
Koch.
You would know.
Casey Koch, who initially asked for a welfare check on her, told the Bee, quote, when I was a kid, you never saw a man in town.
I can't fucking help it.
You can't fucking read, motherfucker.
Wait, listen to this part, though.
It's great.
Okay, redo it.
Listen to this.
Let's redo it.
Casey, Cassie Coke, who initially asked for a welfare check on her, told the beat, quote,
When I was a kid, you never saw a bear in town.
Now they're all over making their rounds.
Is this a fucking joke?
No, it's real.
Back in my day, we didn't have these type of problems.
Now they're all moving in.
Take it over.
Causing all this ruckus.
Oh, shit.
That's polar bear flight right there buddy oh man now around 40 of california's estimated 65 000 black bears live in the sierra nevadas
where downeyville is located according to the the paper. The bear. Let's get the crime data. Let's get this.
Dude.
The bear was eventually trapped and euthanized,
according to the sources.
Hey!
Bro, hold on.
Wait, I got to read that again.
Hold on, man.
Dude, there's no way that's a real quote.
This has to be a joke. When I was a kid, you never saw bears.
Now they're all over.
Making their rounds.
It's easy pickings for them
I think Cassie's talking about something else here
Besides bears
Oh man
This sucks man
What do you got on this
Bro she has a bear
Fucking address plaque on her
Fucking wall right there bro
You thought it was a hotel
No look at it
Her door's missing
and she's got a,
where her address is,
she has a bear
right there.
Fucking placard.
You know,
hey,
I'll take care of you.
Come be my friend.
Yeah,
go to locks.
Then they fucking kill you.
Go to locks found out.
She probably grew up in the upper white middle class suburbs shit man all i'm saying is this here's what really happened this lady was feeding the
fucking bears right she thought the bears were her pet like all these other dumb asses out here
that do dumb shit and they think they're gonna be the only one that doesn't get with until they do did you ever see that documentary of the guy that lived with
the bears he went all through alaska and he like followed the grizzly bears around and he like
got to know him and snuggled him and no oh you never saw this did he die well you know he
he there was like it was like a miniseries. And it was amazing.
Like, he made friends with all the bears, like, in the wild.
Like, the bears came up to him, and they fucking, like, snuggled him and shit.
And it was like, holy shit.
And he started talking about how he's got the secret gift to the bears,
and all the bears love him and shit.
And you watch all these, you know, this whole show,
and at the end, they play an audio recording of him getting fucking eaten by one of the bears.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he's like, no, no.
Right.
Yeah.
And it's like, motherfucker, what do you think was going to happen?
They're just doing what they do.
Bro, that's just bear shit.
Yep.
Black bear stuff, man.
I didn't say that.
Well, that's what it was. Pol polar bears are apparently pretty fucking vicious bro show me a headline of a polar breaking into somebody's house
well they live out in the country bro
they keep moving further out
that's what i was talking about that polar bear flight
you know they ain't got no issues with black bears out there i bet
look at the bear's face he's like fuck yeah i hate that bitch what'd you think i was gonna do
yeah look at him he's smiling he's chilling
bro bears are cute though i could see why people want to like you know yeah i don't
bro when i was a kid i got to go in the uh i got to go up to grant's farm they had bears
there yeah and i got bear cubs and we got to like play with them that's pretty cool they're not like
soft though right no they're like fucking very bristly yeah like their furs pretty hard and they're like
they're like little tanks bro they're probably like this big and fuck they'll knock you over
dude like even at this big they were strong as fuck yeah zero interest no it was pretty cool
their hands were big too like yeah yeah anyway what are we giving this, man?
Depends on whose side we're on.
I think both sides
lost. They killed the bear.
Oh, yeah, that sucks.
He was just doing his thing, man.
I'm pro-bear, bro.
Don't call me.
Bears lives matter.
Yep.
Bears lives matter. I lives. Bears lives matter. Yep.
Bears lives matter.
I think all bears lives matter.
That doesn't make sense.
We're not talking about those bears.
We're talking about these bears.
All you're doing is diluting the meaning that we're trying to talk about here. Yeah, right.
We're talking about these fucking bears, DJ, and you got to bring in in all the bears that means that we can't even talk about these bears anymore thin
blueberry line that's all i'm saying you're ruining the whole point guys andy that's all i got man
all right don't be a hoe share the show