REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 730. Andy & DJ CTI: Putin Gifts Kim Jong Un A Limousine, Transgender Women Guns Down Parents & Gavin Newsom Impersonator
Episode Date: June 21, 2024In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Vladimir Putin gifting Kim Jong Un a fancy limousine during his visit to North Korea, a transgender woman gunning down parents in a Utah home sparking a massive m...anhunt, and the Gavin Newsom impersonator Josh Meyers setting the internet ablaze with an incredible spoof of the California governor.
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Today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet.
That's what we're going to do.
That's what CTI stands for.
It stands for Cruz the internet.
We're going to put up topics on the screen.
We're going to talk about what we think is true.
Pure speculation.
I had trouble with that.
I do.
No complaints here.
Yeah. Well, that's like one to like 10 million that's what i'm saying yeah so i understand yeah i know yeah um anyway we're
gonna talk about what's going on in the world that's the show all right uh don't be a hoe
show the show all right hey how about that how about that what's going on man nothing what's
up dude hey man listen we gotta get we
got a lot going on this weekend yeah yeah oh yeah we got our taste man yeah our taste always a good
time bro i like i like seeing you in that element bro like it's cool what part of the element i mean
just like like the the like the actual teaching part bro like this shit's cool to fucking see
yeah i mean that's kind of been my life for
the last two decades you know what i mean teaching people how to do shit yeah it's good it's cool
always cool to see you in that element it's cool to be around people who have uh the drive and
ambition you know it's there's there's so much toxic laziness and passivity in the world it's
just always good and good for my mind to be around people who are hungry.
That's what it does for me.
Other real entrepreneurs.
Yeah, that's right, man.
Not some dumbasses on the internet pretending to be entrepreneurs,
selling you all kinds of coaching when they haven't done shit
or built shit in their entire life.
So these are real people doing real things, which is who I like to be around.
That should be a good time, man.
It's going to be a good time.
Well, we got to cruise the internet.
We got some interesting stuff happening.
Bro, do you feel like just looking at the internet that everybody's figuring it out now?
Oh, bro.
It feels like it's happening super fast.
Listen, we talked about this, man, because I remember four years ago, bro, we talked about this man like because i remember
four years ago bro we talked about this concept of lag time yeah right and it's like something
would happen and then there was like at first it was a fucking two-year lag time yeah for people
oh that right yeah and then it went from two years to like six months and then it was six
months to like a week now it's like every time they say, people are like, yeah, that's bullshit.
Minutes.
Yeah.
Bro, it's fucking cool to see, man.
But, like, I'd say this.
I look at stuff.
I think, you know, it's getting easier to put these outlines together, man,
because, like.
Because you're learning how to read.
Well, that definitely helps.
That definitely helps.
But it's like an orchestra.
Like, everything just ties in.
I'm just like, oh, yeah.
And it's like being able to know, too, that like the people get it like we get it yeah yeah
yeah it definitely helps man um but yeah reading definitely helps yeah hooked on phonics here
yep you were on that hooked on ebonics but now you're on hooked on phonics
no we had sylvan sylvan learning sylvan learning yeah you didn't go no i didn't but we had it
all right man guys let's get into this before we get to our headline bro they used to tell me i
need to go to that shit those sylvan yeah bro did you go no i didn't go look man i was smarter than
all the teachers that was the problem yeah they're up there teach dude i'm not lying i was not smarter than i was i still am motherfuckers too but i was sitting in
the classroom listening to these guys and i'm like you guys sound like a bunch of idiots i'm like 13
years old they're like why do you get bad grades i'm like because i'm not playing along with these
dumb asses yeah that was it oh see i was different i always did pretty decent in school man like i
was always pretty decent i don't know all did pretty decent in school man like i was
always pretty decent i don't know all of that shit yeah i never hit honor roll once really
fuck no yeah my brother my brother sent me one of my old report cards bro it had like two f's
and d and three c's bro i got my ass beat if i had to be yeah i didn't like real shit my mom was
hard on me but then i'm like yeah my dad knew i was smarter than everybody. Yeah. Like, he wasn't good about humbling me.
He's like, don't worry about school.
It doesn't fucking matter.
You're smarter than all these people.
Yeah.
Like, for real, dude.
That's what he would tell me.
Yeah.
Can't you see him saying that?
I definitely can see Jim saying that.
He's like, you ain't going to need none of this shit.
Don't worry about it.
He goes, you'll figure it out.
I'm like, all right.
Yeah, not too bad.
Yeah.
Not too bad.
Yeah, man. Well, let's get into these headlines these headlines because we got a lot of stuff happening out there um but before
we get to our first headline let's call it out okay we don't just have one dumb ass of the day
we got a bunch of them all right and we're gonna group this all together just very quickly because
it sounds like an ism coming a An ism? An ism.
What do you mean?
Like, well, when you group everybody together, it equals into some sort of ism.
Yo, liberalism is what this is.
All right.
All the fucking media.
All the media.
All the media.
They're going all in on this new narrative of cheap fakes.
Have you seen this popping up and around i mean yeah
but then i also yeah go ahead yeah all the media man all the media they're the dumb asses for today
um let's dive into this a little bit uh you got legacy media outlets appear to have gotten the
message straight from the white house on how to handle a rash of recent video of viral video clips that show an unflattering side of President Joe Biden looking lost, frail or old.
The White House has repeatedly referred to these video clips, many of which were not edited and provided full context of the situation in which they were taken as, quote, cheap fakes, claiming that they were intentionally deceptive or promoting outright lies about President Biden and his mental state.
The same clips, guys, that we show you here on this show, unedited, unfiltered, straight from the sources of this guy shitting his pants in a statement, quote, they are done in bad faith.
And some of your news organizations have have been very clear, have stressed that these right wing, the right wing critics of the president have a credibility problem because of the fact checkers have repeatedly caught them pushing misinformation, disinformation.
That's straight from KGP, the White House press secretary. She says,
continuing saying, quote, and so we see this, and this is something coming from your part of the
world, calling them cheap fakes and misinformation. Now, what do you mean, DJ? All of the media
outlets are on the same foot here. Here's a clip I just want to show you very quickly. Check this out.
There's a narrative that Joe Biden is an old man, of course, and I'm not disputing that he's not
81 years old, but we are going to separate the fact from the fiction. There are a lot of videos
going around about President Biden on social media. These videos, I mean, they're blatant
lies. They are lying to their audience, making up and distorting things about the current president.
Trying to get people to believe visuals that aren't real.
The videos are oftentimes made up.
Deceptively edited videos known as cheap fakes.
A cheap fake.
At least that's what the White House calls this viral video of President Biden.
The White House says there's a cheap fake problem.
Cheap fakes.
Cheap fakes.
Cheap fakes.
Videos of real events that are intentionally manipulated.
We're hearing about so-called cheap fakes.
Cheap fakes.
Cheap fakes.
Cheap fakes.
Cheap fakes.
Distorted, out of context videos,
chopped up in certain ways, constructed in certain ways.
Look at him.
Look at Biden.
It is not true.
He was fine.
But they are creating this narrative.
The technology is just going to get more and more
efficient at making these videos look more and more real when they're really not
cheap fakes now this lockstep thing that was first of all we know they're lying directly to
our fucking faces but but this lockstep andy like you know we talk about it all the time like how do
you get a group of people uh companies to be in lockstep
and deliver the exact same message at the exact same time and it's funny guys because i got the
fucking data for you check this out in the last three days all mainstream media have spent over
49 hours total talking about these cheap fakes which did not even appear until 6 15 that's june 15th
of 2024 before the word even became popular on these news sites there's the data there's the
real data so what is really a cheap fake it's in any unedited video of joe biden's cognitive decline
that the biden administration does not want the public to see. These are the real cheap fakes.
Andy, what do you got on this?
Well, first off, they got a lot of nerve talking about how they deceptively edit videos,
and they're okay with that as long as it's not hurting them.
You know, like remember when COVID started,
and they were showing videos of people falling down in the streets to make people scared,
and then come to find out a lot of this was bullshit.
Most of it was.
Or the video of Joe Rogan that they clearly put a filter over it.
Yeah, they made his face yellow to make him look sick.
That's fine.
I mean, we could go on and on and on with the deceptive videos.
You mean like standing in front of a burning building and saying,
Mostly peaceful.
Mostly peaceful protests
going on out here you mean like that like bro these people and if you have ever read or even
read excerpts of uh george orwell's 1984 he talks about how they will show you something with your
eyes and they will tell you not to believe it. And we see these videos.
These are not edited videos.
This is the reality of what's happening.
And now these people have no other option because the bottom's falling out of everything
that they have going on to say, well, this is edited or this is manipulated or this is
there is what do we fucking Photoshop this dude shit in his pants?
Right.
Do we Photoshop this dude video edited this dude sniffing all these kids?
Falling down steps.
Falling down, not being able to go up steps, walking off the stage, going the wrong way,
not knowing where the fuck he is, turning into a frozen robot.
Like, bro, this is what's going on.
We all see it.
These people are total traitors to the United States. And
it is what it is, bro. Like imagine sitting there, like, first of all, imagine how stupid
they think you are. Right. Okay. It's all, it's totally insulting, bro. It's like, it's like
walking in on your spouse, having sex with another person and them looking at you and be like, I
wasn't doing nothing. I wasn't doing that. Right. doing that right what dude you're crazy we're playing bingo yeah right like dude
this is that's like complete it's it's past the point of gaslighting it's now like complete
disrespectful manipulation they don't care if we know that they're lying they're just going to continue to
lie and that's a very very very common and called out trait of communists that is what they do they
do not care if you know that they're lying they just say what they believe they want the history
books to read that's what they're playing for. They understand that you and me and all of us eventually will be dead and we won't be alive to tell the story.
So they these clips for them are not for now.
These are for when we look back 20 years from now and they say, yeah, there was a right wing revolution and we squashed it and we genocide.
We killed them all we saved america
and here's what we were dealing with they were like and that's what this is about cheap and it
should scare people because this is not about like making you believe it this is about making
your grandchildren believe it and then justifying the heinous acts that they intend to commit
against the people who
resist what they're trying to do yeah that's what this is about people don't understand that dude
people think like how could they just get up there and lie how could they just get up there and say
shit do you remember when biden was in belgium and he made that speech or maybe he's in poland
and he made that speech about how we needed to remove Putin from power.
And then he came back and did that speech in front of the White House where he got super aggressive and it was red in the background.
And he was saying all this crazy shit.
Bro, when they talk about removing Putin from power and it doesn't make sense.
Right. And when they talk about domestic terrorism here in the United States and they talk about white people being
the domestic terrorists and we're all looking around like what what are you talking about so
the patriotic Americans that you celebrated forever and ever and ever are now the problem
and you're gonna fucking lump them in as a terrorist group and watch them they say this
shit for the future version of history that they're going to show your grandchildren.
This is not about, they already have planned out what they're going to do here.
And we have to start looking ahead and anticipating and thinking, why are they saying this?
Why are they saying this that we all know is a lie so confidently?
They're not saying it for you, bro.
They're saying it for the clips that are going exist 20 30 years from now to justify why they did
What they plan on doing which is very bad for anybody that doesn't go along with these people. Yeah
Yeah, that's my take on it. No, I mean I see it the same bro
I see it the fucking same bro
All these people that are getting paid to go up there and lie, if the power flips, all these people should go to jail at a minimum.
Minimum.
At a minimum.
The fact that we have people in power
that are willing to completely lie
and completely manipulate the population,
honestly, like in my world and how I think,
and it's probably good I'm not president,
but I'd fucking execute these people.
That's me. Now, I don't know it's probably good I'm not president, but I'd fucking execute these people. That's me.
Now, I don't know what's going to happen,
but that's what I would do to these people.
That's exactly what needs to happen, in my opinion,
because these people are willing to lie, cheat, and steal
to oppress you and me, to create hardship for you and me,
and our kids, and our children, and our grandchildren.
And they are the tip of the spear these people in the media who are willing to sell their integrity down the drain to push
an agenda for evil people and that's that's just the media as as the media is as guilty as the
people who coordinated all of this because they have a moral choice to stand up for what they
know is true versus what they are told to do and they are all choosing what they are told to do
actually they made that choice a long time ago thinking that that side was going to win and now
we're in a situation where 70 to 80 percent of the people know these people are full of shit
and so now they're panicking because they're like oh we picked the wrong team so this is where this panic is coming from i saw i was watching a
couple of news uh broadcasts last night just to see what was going on because it was uh you know
juneteenth right and dude they went on and on and on on every one of the channels about how Trump's support from the black community
is a mirage. It's an illusion. It's not real. It's a, it's a right, alt right wing talking point.
Like, listen, motherfucker, it is real. We see it everywhere. Black people are waking up and
they're realizing that they're doing the same thing to Trump as they've done to black people
for 40 fucking years. And they're figuring out that the Democrats aren't who they said that they are.
They're figuring it out, bro.
So like, and now their way to overcome that is to try and gaslight people and say, it's not true.
It's total BS.
It's not happening.
No, it is happening and and the further they try to lie about it and the
harder they push those lies the faster it happens which i think is comical yeah yeah 100 man i think
i think too at a bare minimum man like think about it like this and the lens you know if you guys have
you know some some for whatever reason they're still only the the still in their sleep for lack
of a better term bottom like bare minimum bare minimum, man, this is election interference, right?
Like this guy is up.
He's a front runner, supposedly, you know,
their main guy to lead the Democratic Party.
And this is who's supposed to be on the ballot.
And these are like some serious concerns of his health, right?
Mental health, physical health.
And they are trying to deny the American people
from even knowing that it's real.
Yeah.
That is election interference.
Well, so is having a debate that isn't a debate.
Right.
So is putting a debate where there's no crowd,
there's left-wing moderators, you can't talk,
the microphones are turned off in between.
There's no actual debate.
It's just making statements while they're both on stage because they're trying to protect this guy from getting destroyed.
They all know that he's going to get destroyed.
So if he's healthy, competent, and as Joe Biden says, you know, he's not a good leader in spite of his age.
He's a good leader because of his age.
Then let it fucking rip, dude.
Let's see what he's got if he's that good and that intelligent and that on top of things he should have no problem handling a bigot like trump right you see what i'm saying
quote unquote bigot right right guys jump into this conversation let us know what you guys think
down in the comments i think people are sick of it dude i think people are too and if they're not they should be yeah they're not the fuck at the bit at the very least it's insulting
to get lied to like this like at the very least you should be able to realize and i think people
do dude at this point that these people think that we're a bunch of dumb fucks and most of the
comments that support b Biden on the internet
at this point are bots. If you just click into them, you can tell they're bots. And the real
people that are doing it are just stubborn people that don't want to let go of their
quote unquote identity that they've built to be one of these fucking saviors over there on the
progressive left. And they're too stupid to know what's going on. They're unintelligent people.
They don't read history. They ignore data.
They look past anything real.
They talk and make their entire worldview based around what they're told
from the media or what they feel, which is not reality, bro.
No, it's not.
Guys, jump in on this conversation.
Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.
With that being said, let's get into our headlines.
Remember, if you
want to see any of these pictures articles links videos go to andyfussella.com you guys can find
them linked there uh with that being said headline number one uh let's talk about friends right
friends are friends or friends friends take care of friends isn't that right andy i mean usually yeah like a good friend i mean real
true friends i mean i think friends actually don't just take care of you i think they push
you to be better and they make you be better 100 i think a great example of this
is uh vladimir putin and kim jong-un let's let's look at this putin gives car buff kim jong-un a fancy limousine
dagger and visit to north korea remember the last time we covered this and kim loved putin's limo
and so putin gave it to him the same exactly just gave one really yeah bro that's cool that's
that's my friend yeah we, right? We're getting there.
Let's dive into this.
What does one dictator bet on world domination?
Motherfucker, where do you drive?
Oh, I got a nice Denali.
Yeah.
You got that Cully, though.
Yeah.
That Cully's nice.
Cully is nice.
Cully's nice.
We're getting there.
What does one dictator bet on world domination? Give another.
Limo, tea sets
and daggers, of course. Gotta give
him a dagger. If that were me, I'd be a
flamethrower though. I did
give you a flamethrower. That is true.
I did give you one. Yeah, for my birthday. I did.
That's a good fucking friend.
Just wait till I see what I got you
this birthday. Great. You're gonna shit your pants. I hope not. Because it's a good fucking friend. Just wait till I see what I got you this birthday. Great. You're going to shit your pants.
I hope not.
Because it's a laxative.
You're going to pull a Biden.
Yeah, no shit.
No, but so during his first visit to North Korea in nearly a quarter century this week,
Russian President Vladimir Putin came bearing gifts to Kim Jong-un,
with the big unveil being a Russian-made Auris limousine.
Kim, reportedly a major car enthusiast and collector, beamed as he jumped in beside Putin at the wheel of the limo,
and they hit the highway side-by-side.
He drove it?
He fucking drove it.
The car is just the latest in Kim's collection,
which includes numerous Mercedes, a Maybach limo,
and a Rolls-Royce Phantom, according to the BBC.
In February, Putin gave Kim a first Auris limousine,
the Russian leader's official presidential car.
Putin also gifted Kim on Wednesday a Russian Navy dagger and a tea set, which Kremlin aide Yuri Yukashov said was, quote, very beautiful to Russian state media.
So here's Putin showing off his car he just gave to him.
Damn, that looks like a Rolls.
It's made by, I believe that's what they knocked it off of.
It's like the Russian knockoff.
Yeah.
Shit, that looks a lot like a Rolls.
Now, in comparison, so this is what Kim typically drives.
Oh, yeah, this is way better.
Way fucking better.
Way bigger.
That's a huge upgrade.
Bro, that's badass.
That's fucking badass.
That is badass.
And you know it's bulletproof.
I mean, look at the fucking windows.
I think Putin should give me one of those, man.
I think he should.
I've been over here saying nice things about him.
Getting yelled at.
But look how happy they are, bro.
Look how fucking, you're telling me these guys are dictators.
Bro, listen, man.
This is some funny shit.
Bro, they're rolling, bro.
They're rolling.
Now, real talk, bro.
If that were me...
Bro, they got a split fucking console just like a Rolls.
It looks just like a Rolls, bro.
It looks just like a Rolls, bro.
That's cool. That fucking thing is badass. Bro, I'm jealous. I didn just like a rolls, bro. It looks just like a rolls, bro. Huh? That's cool.
That fucking thing is bad ass.
I'm jealous.
I didn't get to ride with him.
Who can come ride with us,
man?
We got some cars.
Yeah.
I like,
I mean,
I'm not a big vodka guy,
but we can make it something.
Yeah.
I get a little weird on vodka.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A little weird.
Like what do you mean by weird?
Like a little weird,
like butt stuff.
Weird.
No,
not butts to feed stuff.
Oh yeah.
Feed stuff. Vodka's weird? No, not butt stuff. Feet stuff. Oh, yeah. Feet stuff.
Vodka is weird to me, man.
Yeah, let's stay away from the vodka.
Now, in all reality, these guys are happy.
But there was some business that was done while Putin went to North Korea.
So let's talk about that just a little bit.
What's known and not known about the partnership agreement signed by Russia and North Korea.
So they just signed this massive agreement together. So let's dive into this.
Both Russian President Vladimir Putin and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un say a new strategic partnership is a breakthrough.
But what it means for their relationship is still uncertain. The pact requires both countries to use all available means to provide immediate military
assistance in the event of a war, according to North Korean state media.
While the agreement inked Wednesday at a summit in Pyongyang could represent the country's
strongest deal signed after the Cold War, there are differing opinions on how strong the security commitment is.
So Kim claimed that the deal elevated bilateral relations to the level of an alliance, which Putin was more understated and did not call it an alliance.
North Korean state media released the text of the agreement, which also includes broader cooperation in military, foreign policy and trade.
Russia has not published its version of the text, but relationships between sprawling Russia and small, isolated North Korea,
both of them nuclear powers, have warmed significantly in recent years amid Russia's growing acrimony in the West over the invasion of Ukraine and suppression of all domestic opposition. So one of the biggest things, which is obviously going to be this mutual aid relationship,
military powers that be a little combo they got going on.
So most of the debate over the partnership agreement revolves around the article that pledges mutual aid.
According to North Korean state media, the section states that if one of the countries gets
invaded and is pushed into a state of war, the other must deploy, quote, all means at its disposal
without delay to provide, quote, military and other assistance. Now, it's interesting. I mean,
there's a weird like to me that just sounds weird. Right. Because I don't really see Russia physically being invaded.
I don't really see North Korea physically being invaded, but either one being pushed into a state of war.
I think it's just interesting language. And that's what got everybody in a frenzy right now.
But it also says that such actions must be in accordance with the laws of both countries
in article 51 of the united nations charter which recognizes a un member state's right to self
defense um which is again like it's just weird language that they're including in this and i
don't really know what it means um to some analysts that sounds like a promise that either
nation would intervene if the other comes under attack, renewing a pledge made under a 1961 treaty between North Korea and the Soviet Union.
That deal was discarded after the collapse of the USSR, replaced in 2000 by one that offered weaker security assurances.
So they just really solidified their pact, not only on paper, but with the joyride of the new artists.
Andy, what do we got on this?
Looks like a good time to me hey bro if somebody fuck with you i got you that's what it sounds like right yeah i mean that's that's what strategic partnerships are about and um
you know i you said you don't see russia being invaded well i don't know about that because
they've been floating that all through nat and even Biden said some stuff like that.
Yeah, but the funny thing is no Americans want to do that.
And I think Putin knows that.
Putin knows that American people don't want what's going on with the American government.
He said so many times, but they won't allow his speeches to be played here.
So he understands.
And I believe he's even said that he believes that our country is occupied.
Um,
meaning that these guys stole the election and they're fucking,
you know,
illegitimate.
Um,
so,
you know,
I don't know, man. Putin is not the terrorist that we've been led
to believe. That's just a fact. And if you dig into it at any level, you know, he's just not
what they say he is. And I believe that he has discretion and he has an understanding of what's
going on here that even maybe a lot of citizens don't have um i think he's showing enormous
restraint that's what i think too that's that's what i was getting to yeah i i think he's being
poked over and over again and because he knows that the american people don't support joe biden and lindsey graham and all
these fucking warmongering fuckheads i i think he is showing restraint and i think him you know
sending that sub and that those warships down to cuba i think that's to show uh them that like bro
i could take you out right now like you you know what i'm saying he i mean
what would stop him from just hitting washington dc and saying all right you guys are liberated
right you know what i mean your thing now yeah i mean who knows dude but like it's clear that
everybody's posturing for war and regardless of who's what and what people believe about which
person or which party the reality is is
I believe they're going to try to start a major conflict between now and
November I believe they're gonna try to do everything they can as I've been
telling you guys for a number of years now I believe they're gonna try to make
a big deal out of this bird flu shit I believe they're gonna try to make riots
around the migration shit and I believe they going to try to start off a war to create as much chaos as possible with the potential of potentially not
having elections. I believe them trying to assassinate Trump is on the table for them.
I think these people are completely unhinged and they're very dangerous because they're very clearly losing at a massive scale
millions of people are changing their minds about biden on a daily basis or almost daily basis so
um that makes them very dangerous you know nothing's more dangerous than a violent animal
that you've cornered into a corner and that's where they are and you know while it's
cool that they're losing i think people need to keep their head in a swivel and understand that
there's a high likelihood that some major catastrophic shit could be happening between
now and probably will happen between now and november and i think anybody with the brain's
expecting it which dude that in itself is punishable by death, in my opinion.
Like, we're not supposed to be dealing with this.
We're not supposed to be dealing with what's going on in the world.
We don't exist to serve them.
They are supposed to serve us.
And we are being treated as if we are there to serve them and they get this is their country and their power and they are able to do anything that they want to hang on to, including ruining the lives or even getting killed tens of millions of Americans.
So that's my take on it. I think these people are very evil. And I think everybody should be very concerned about
what they're going to try to do. And I hope that people, and you know, it's unfortunate because
people should have called for accountability harder after COVID and they didn't. And these
people are still here. You know what I mean? So when's the accountability, when are people going
to start calling for real accountability? When are people going to start calling for real accountability when are people going to start understanding that these people need to be made an example of for hundreds of
years you know what i mean you know like that i don't think people stop and step back bro and say
this is not how our life is supposed to be it's not supposed to be chaotic it's not supposed to
be stressful it's not supposed to be artificially divided between different cultures and races we're not
supposed to be taxed into poverty we're not supposed to be fucked with the way that we are
by these people and people have gotten so used to it that they just think that's the way it is
and that's not how it's supposed to be that's not what this country was founded upon that's not how
it was bro think of even how it was before 2020 like think of how, you know what I'm saying? Ever since COVID happened,
it's just been nonstop chaos. And they've done that intentionally, dude. And if you really want
to break it down, they've stolen four years of your life that you're not going to get back.
They made the economy super fucking hard for anybody to be successful in. They've created
situations where people's families have been ruined. People's lives have been ruined.
Their businesses have been closed.
And they've done this for their own gain.
And dude, like it's treasonous shit.
And you could tell it's treasonous
because if you were to take Joe Biden,
and it's a fact that they've accepted money
from other places.
If you were to take Joe Biden
and you were to say, what would you do to destroy america
he's done all of those things if you were just to ask yourself if he's not destroying america
and he intended to destroy america just hypothetically you don't believe me you
think i'm full of shit and you think that's not happening well hypothetically, you don't believe me, you think I'm full of shit, and you think that's not happening. Well, hypothetically, if he was, what would he be doing different than he's doing now?
And I don't think people stop to think about that, because it's very obvious what's happening.
People just don't want to believe it, because if you have to believe it, that means you have
to do something about it. If you have to do something about it, it means you have to get
uncomfortable. And the thing is, is you are better off getting mildly uncomfortable now
than experiencing what they are trying to create which will create massive disruption in your life
and maybe even the destruction of it yeah guys jumping on this conversation uh let us know what
you guys think down in the comments let us know love to hear your thoughts with that being said
let's go check out some of these thoughts and opinions and speculations,
because that's what the fuck they are.
I cruised the comments section, man.
Oh, hey, all right.
At Zeon Kibber 2510.
Andy, this question's for you.
Andy, please tell us how you walk around with such big balls.
I wish I had such nuts as you, mate.
No pun intended.
Oh, man.
You know.
Listen.
They're big, guys.
Relax.
You know, it's just a little baby powder, bro.
Yeah.
You know, at first when you walk around, you get a little chafing and all that,
but I figured it out, you know, just a couple smacks of baby powder.
You know, that works pretty well.
That's old school, bro.
Yeah.
That's old school.
Yeah, it's got a poof, like, all over.
Otherwise, you know, it doesn't count.
So, you know, it's pretty much that.
You know, I don't.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It is what it is. All right. You know, I don't. Yeah. Yeah. It is what it is.
All right.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, shouldn't everybody have big balls?
Because what happens when they come and take the people with big balls and they put them in prison or cut their heads off and shit?
Maybe everybody else should grow some big balls.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Maybe if we all had big balls, we wouldn't be in this situation.
Yeah.
That's real shit. That's real. Maybe if we all had big balls, we wouldn't be in this situation. Yeah, that's real shit.
That's real shit.
Who doesn't like big balls?
I mean, I don't think I like big balls.
I like having them.
Yes, that means you like them.
But not like on your chin.
This sounds so gay.
This sounds so gay.
Next comment.
Let's just move on.
You got a response to your open interviews for a new co-host.
Okay, cool.
I got one here from you.
All right.
A new candidate here.
I'm at Caleb Wire, 9766.
He says, I'm officially expressing my interest in the new open spot for co-hosts.
Some of my skills include pronouncing ask properly,
can work computers, will not steal
bikes, can produce trophy winning
jokes, have a fifth grade
reading level, can in fact
see what you're saying.
I am confident you will find that I am more than
qualified. I look forward to your response.
Hired.
That's pretty good.
So fuck these people. Can in fact see what you're saying. That's like a. Don't fuck these people.
Can't in fact see what you're saying.
That's like a ribbon on me.
Yeah, you know what, Caleb?
That's pretty fucking funny.
All right.
This guy's funny.
See, our people are funny, dude.
You know why?
It's because they're smart.
Yeah.
At least you won't steal bikes.
I haven't even stole.
I have never.
I've had my shit stolen.
How'd you get two bikes?
Next comment.
This final one, man.
It comes from at MigGia2015.
He says, first of all, this dude is fucking yoked.
He says, Andy not knowing what chitlins are revokes his black card.
No, I know that you guys all talk about them.
I just don't know what the fuck they actually are.
That's not knowing what they are then.
Well, I mean, I know you eat them.
He definitely eats them.
This motherfucker is yoked.
Yeah, well, I mean, look.
I get my black card taken for one fucking thing?
Is that how this works?
One thing?
I get it taken care of.
Yeah, I think he deserves another chance, man.
Yeah, come on, man.
We got to talk about deposits versus withdrawal.
That's one withdrawal for millions of deposits, man.
All right.
Let's be fair.
I mean, let me see.
Okay, are we doing...
Okay, all right.
Here's your chance.
Fanta or Shasta?
This is a trick question.
I fucking tried.
I tried.
It's Fanta.
No, it's Shasta.
I'm just guessing at this point.
This motherfucker didn't even know that crack was made from coke.
Joe, come on.
Stop it.
Oh, my God.
Stop it.
All right.
See?
See? Stop it. See? Stop it. That's not the same. Yeah, see. Stop it. Oh, my God. Stop it. All right. See? A couple days ago.
See?
Stop it.
See?
Stop it.
That's not the same.
Yeah, see?
Stop it.
That's worse.
This guy.
Fanta's fucking good.
But we can't afford Fanta, bro.
It's Shasta's.
That's what we got.
You know, it's your limited thinking that keeps you poor.
You should be shooting for the Fanta.
When you say we can't afford Fanta. You couldn't afford.
I can afford Fanta now.
Well, that's because you're shooting for the stars.
Shoot for the moon and you land among the stars.
That's what they say.
That should go viral on the internet for, you know, some motivational content.
For black people?
No, like all these guys on the internet. Hey, some motivational content for black people no like you know like like all these guys on the internet hey guys hmm don't
forget shoot for the moon and you'll land among the stars give me a heart
below if you like that motherfucker people comment on your shit if they like
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Guys, headline number two.
Let's keep this, almost said trans moving.
Let's keep this train moving on trans.
This is a crazy fucking story.
We got to dive into this a little bit because it's interesting.
This headline reads, transgender woman guns down parents in Utah homes,
sparking massive manhunt police.
This is wild.
This is wild.
So a transgender woman to a man allegedly gunned down his parents inside their Utah home Tuesday night, according to police reports.
Mia Bailey, which is what he goes by um whom police said wears wigs and changes his
appearance frequently i guess you could do that when you identify a few people um was cornered
uh and arrested wednesday after an extensive manhunt that spanned several hours cops warned
uh he was to be considered armed and dangerous uh while he was still on the loose so here's a picture
here's a picture of him he kind of looks like dylan molovany yeah doesn't he yeah just a little
bit like i mean take the wig off yeah there's a mug shot all right um but yeah so he was arrested
so this guy killed both both of his parents allegedly um and took police on a wild wild man hunt for them and they found them so uh quote we
have some good news officer tiffany mitchells uh with the saint george police department announced
on facebook we have the suspect in custody everyone is safe no one else was injured here's
a quick clip and uh just to show you because like i mean this article right they're they're using you
know her and um she and yeah
why do they keep empowering these people i don't know i don't know you know what i'm saying this
is mental fucking illness i thought they didn't like guns how why is it there's so many of these
people with guns and they don't like them well hold on why is it that there's so many people who
are transgender quote unquote shooting people and killing people and
creating violence and they say oh it's because we won't accept them no it's not that it's because
they're so fucking confused they hate the fucking world for one reason or another they either hate
the world because the world won't bend their reality to fit the story they've told themselves or two they're mad at the world for not
um for they're mad at their parents or whatever for you know
not agreeing with whatever it is they're trying to do right not accepting them yeah bro listen man
anytime you expect the entire world to bend their factual statistical biological reality to your made-up
story and worldview you're going to be disappointed because 90 fucking five percent of people aren't
going to do it no no here's something i was just i was just looking at this picture real quick
is that a butt plug i don't know I'm pretty bro no
that's a sound machine bro
I've seen those
on the internet
that's like a
that's like a
ambient sound machine
that goes in your butt
I don't
I don't
don't know
but I know that
that's what that is
I've seen it
it does look like a butt plug
looks like a butt plug
yeah
has the bass and everything
so it doesn't get lost
like I know what butt plugs look Joe everybody knows what stop listen Joe's your butthole's that big Looks like a butt plug. Yeah. Has the base and everything so it doesn't get lost.
I know what butt plugs look like, Joe.
Everybody knows what... Stop.
Listen, Joe's...
Your butthole's that big?
No.
Some of the motherfuckers are, though.
Some are.
Bro, did you know the human anus can stretch up to eight inches?
Yeah.
How do you know that?
Well, because there was this thing.
It's like, oh, put a raccoon up your ass.
I'm like, oh, no.
Man, you're into some weird-ass shit, bro.
It's my algorithms, bro.
They're fucked up a little bit.
I'm not going to lie.
It used to be people put a fucking, yeah.
That's right.
Drinking too much fucking vodka.
You know a lot of weird shit, man.
Who the fuck sticks a raccoon up their ass?
I don't know, but.
Is that a real thing?
Statistically, you could.
You could, because the average raccoon...
What do you think it would do when it was in there?
Die?
Probably.
Here's the video of the arrest.
Now, I want to point something out, because this is interesting.
You got to listen very closely here to the officers in the very first, like, three seconds, okay?
So check this out.
You hear that?
No.
He said, there he is.
There he is.
Yeah, they ain't playing with it.
Yeah, they're not playing with it. Yeah.
They're not playing with it.
Yeah.
So this is the video of him being arrested.
Is that a Nazi salute?
Oh, he's pointing.
So this goes on he surrenders yeah so uh so he's 28 years old he was immediately identified as the primary suspect after gunfire erupted around 7 p.m.
in a home in Washington in southwest Utah near the Arizona border.
The bodies of a woman and a man, both suffering gunshot wounds, were found in the living room, according to police.
Now, police did not make clear the relationship between the deceased uh and bailey but records show that bailey shared the home with
the slaughter or where the slaughter occurred um with a joseph and gail bailey ages 70 and 69 years
old um and then uh one of the deceased their brother went to social media um and confirmed
that the pair's killer was their child um he says uh in statement, quote, my sister Gail and her husband, Blue Bailey,
were shot dead tonight.
I'm numb, he wrote in a post that was seen by them.
Now, again, I didn't think they liked guns.
These people are obviously fucking sick.
They're right there.
Like they need something, right?
What they don't need is more acceptance
and more people going along with their fucked up reality.
But that's exactly what people
do right um in all levels uh have you seen this pilots union suggests changing cockpit to flight
deck for inclusivity maybe we should change it to pussy pit that sounds like a fucking dirty
strip club i ain't going there yeah i ain't going there
yeah that's like where you go that's where you go like when you're really fucked up
last night was a movie where'd you go pussy pit
oh man fuck dude i can't believe you guys went there. I thought I smelled something. I swear to God I'm going to marry her.
A union representing more than 70,000 commercial pilots has suggested changing words like cockpit to flight deck to be more sensitive to women and the LGBTQ plus employees. The Airline Pilots Association International or ALPA,
the world's largest airline pilot union has taken a stab at making gendered
language more inclusive to its diverse members in an inclusive language
reference guide.
The controversial guide,
which was initially published back in 2021 directs pilots to refrain from
using masculine words such as guys, airmen, manpower, and cockpit
to reflect the diversity we have at ALPA and to, quote, create a more inclusive workplace.
Quote, while the word cockpit dates back to the 1900s,
it has been and may be used in a derogatory way to exclude women in the piloting profession.
When has that ever happened?
Give me one example of that.
Give me one example where a fucking woman was not offered an opportunity because the
fucking place where you drive the plane is called a cockpit.
One time.
It's fucking bullshit.
This has nothing to do with this.
This has to do with the removal of fucking
culture and truth and reality it's the same reason that they renamed the redskins and they
renamed the cleveland indians and they canceled aunt jemima but fucking quaker oaks dude is okay
but take away uncle ben it's about removing the heroes and the truth and the reality of american
citizens so there can be no pride and nationalism that exists now you're probably saying well how
the fuck does the word cockpit have to do with that it doesn't but it's the trend of all of the
shit okay oh all right remove guys okay people. Don't say airmen.
Hey, air they.
All the air they's.
Manpower.
People power.
Cockpit.
Pussy pit.
Like, bro, this is ridiculous shit.
Bro.
It's ridiculous shit.
Never in the history of the earth has a woman been excluded from flying because the fucking part of the plane was called
a cockpit yeah now she was excluded let's be real most of women probably like to be in a cockpit
real women complain about that fucking bitches
what i'm just saying dude like this is bullshit it's complete bullshit so yeah so the union
offered to uh direct their pilots to refer to the front cabin of the plane as flight deck uh which has nothing
i mean it's just fucking stupid um so you got that so i tried to do a little digging right
like who are these people right like what who runs this board who are their executives of the alpa
and i was surprised right i was expect you know what i
was expecting you guys know what i was expecting i was expect you know what i was expected right i
didn't get that um instead i got a bunch of cucks uh i got a captain wendy morse um but i mean they
don't look terrible no these are fucking people who are doing, this is what I'm saying.
The cockpit don't have anything to do with what I'm talking about,
but these are just dumb people
who are trying to virtue signal their fucking empathy.
And we, you know, we care.
We care about you.
We care about this.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, bro, they don't fucking give a shit.
No.
These are fucking clown spineless nerds that are sitting around a table and they're like
you know i don't know i guess that's okay like it probably got suggested by the one woman on this
board because there's only one and all the rest of them dudes tucked their fucking cocks in between
their butt cheeks and said you can have whatever you want because they didn't want to get sued or
yelled at or called a bigot that's probably the truth now you get these guys in private and you say hey steve why did you fucking name this that
and he goes fuck i don't know bro like you know how things are right now when he wouldn't shut
hold on that's the problem with society though like bro these people in public will say one
thing and they will go along with all this shit and then you get them
in private and you say hey captain jason why the fuck did you do this fuck dude you know how things
are right now it's just the way of the times you can't say anything you can't it's total cowardice
lack of leadership lack of spine and it's ridiculous shit and it dude it's disgusting
you know now i did i did you know like most of the people, like you said, they're like that.
But I found one person that may be the culprit here.
This guy is definitely responsible for this.
Just look at his picture.
He definitely did it.
That guy looks like a fucking 50-year-old virgin.
Why do you think he did it? Just he looks like that look at his face man
he fucking hates cocks no he loves cocks
he wanted to rename cockpit so he'd keep all the cocks to himself Yeah. Oh man, Andy, guys. Oh man, fuck. That's ridiculous, dude. It's crazy.
It's absurd.
You fucking people who believe this shit is bullshit, stop going along with it in public
and start saying what you say in private in public.
Oh, why are you going... Dude, you know how things are man you know you can't say anything it's my job
yeah and they complete yeah it's yeah pussies man i don't i don't even fucking care if they
rename it it's just the principle of it you know what i'm saying all right let's rename the
washington redskins an honorable Native American fucking war hero of bravery
and strength and power and leadership.
And let's name them the commanders, the people who killed those people.
Oh, fuck, man.
You get what I'm saying?
It's fucked up.
Let's take away Aunt Jemima.
That's fucking racist.
What are you trying to say there can't be
any black fucking business heroes that create an awesome product can't can't do that right what is
that exclusive for other people is that you know like this is fucking insane dude these people are
just fucking insane they're insane people we should stop letting the tail wag the dog. We should start telling these people to eat shit.
It is that simple.
Like, bro, the guy who made the comment on big balls, I don't have big balls.
I just tell people I don't agree with to suck a dick.
I don't care.
What are you going to say to me?
What are you going to do to me, bro?
What are you going to take from me?
I don't work for these motherfuckers.
I don't bank with these motherfuckers.
I don't have any debt motherfuckers. I don't bank with these motherfuckers. I don't have any debt.
Fuck them.
Okay?
Start telling people to eat shit and they'll stop bothering you.
These people, these are like bullies, bro.
They hit you for the milk money every single day until you knock their fucking teeth out
and then they leave you alone.
And that's what these people are.
These are the weakest, sickest, physically weak people in the world.
The least active people in the world. They't contribute to society they don't even have a
job and we're out here as corporate america and as society trying to appease this small group
of up mentally ill people yeah while they're out murdering their parents it's time to tell
them to eat when they when they dude oh you don't like that too bad
grow up become powerful do something about it why are we why are we pacifying these fucking cry baby
temper tantrum pussies why it's fucking insane bro these are the kids you gave participation
trophies to these are the kids you told were super special These are the kids you gave participation trophies to.
These are the kids you told were super special. These are the kids you told they could be
anything they want, including the opposite gender. And look how they behave in society. Now
they make demands. They say, well, you're going to do this, or we're going to pick at you,
or we're going to cancel you online. Bring it on motherfuckers because some of us
don't give a shit. It's not about big balls. It's about realizing that they don't have any real
power. And because the average American thinks they have power, they sit there in fucking silence
while these people rape you of your fucking rights. Imagine giving your rights away like to
the fucking weakest people on the planet.
The people who couldn't fucking fight their way out of a wet paper bag. They can't even provide
for themselves. They can't even hold a job. They can't fucking take care of anything that they
fucking they're, they're useless fucking people. Imagine redesigning and bending over for those people.
Imagine being that big of a fucking pussy.
Real talk.
Imagine that.
And America runs around talking about how they're the greatest country in the world and we're the land of the free and the home of the brave.
You ain't fucking brave.
You're scared of these little weak turds.
You're scared of being called a bigot or a racist or a fucking homophobe. And because of
that, you'll let all this shit go that ruins the fucking world. Fucking. And then you got all these
fucking, you know, pro to a warrior dudes who built their entire fucking presence of the world
about how bad ass they were up until 2020 and as soon as
cancel culture got bad they shut the fuck up pussy shit man pussy shit guys jump in on that
conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments let us know uh with that being
said let's get to our third and final headline. Headline number three. I got one of your other favorite people up here.
Who's that?
Gavin Newsom.
He's getting trolled, though.
Good, he should.
It's pretty fucking funny, too.
Yeah.
Gavin Newsom impersonator Josh Myers sets the internet ablaze with incredible spoof of California governor.
I only vape Merlot.
I mean, it's funny because you can see him doing it.
It's fucking true.
Listen, this is very convincing.
So, a comedian's vape-toting, fratty impersonation of liberal California governor Gavin Newsom
exaggerating the lefties' eccentricities has made a viral mark.
Josh Myers, 48, has been on TV and in movies for decades, including several seasons
on Mad TV and Date Movie.
He's also the brother of late night
host Seth Myers, but on a different
talk show where he's made the Newsome character,
which he calls a mix of a frat boy
and Jeff Spicoli from
Fast Times at Ridgemont High,
a favorite. Myers has been doing the impression
for over a decade, including on a mock talk
show called The Gavin Newsome Show that aired on the Al Gore-owned Current TV. He's even performed
the impression on his brother's NBC show. However, it's on Jimmy Kimmel's show where the impression
has caught the notice of viewers and even the governor himself. Here's the clip. Let's check
this out. A message from the 40th governor of california what's up guys it's
your loving govern here to drop some nah about prop 83 prop 83 is a spending bill designed to
make new investments in a freaking butt ton of underfunded sectors in our great state like
renewable energy cali leads the nation's solar power, which is rad.
But what about lunar power?
I believe the moon is capable of so much more than just
controlling your Aunt Diane's ovulation cycle.
Oh, take it, take it, take it, take it.
Thank you.
Let's put the moon to work for us.
You know we crush it when it comes to
whatever bra drug laws.
But Prop 83 hits different, allowing Californians to keep
up to seven ounces of hallucinogenic toad venom
for personal use, plus two gallons of synthetic peyote
and rando Guatemalan lab bought with crypto
off the dark web.
Bustin'!
83 also incentivizes the best and brightest in tech
to live and work in Silicon Valley
by making vaping in offices,
hospitals, and Ferrari dealerships mandatory.
Can I hit that?
Sure, but I only vape Merlot.
Mer-who?
In Prop 83, everybody gets a black friend.
Like my man...
Nate.
Nate here.
Nate and I love to hang on the weekends
and do the stuff that Nate loves to do.
I like birdwatching.
Whatever.
Prop 83 gets binoculars for all, especially the blind,
and earmarks $200 million to build a museum
at Zac Efron's birthplace
so future generations can learn about
the high school musical franchise,
his nutritional regimen, and Zach's ab routine as well.
And lost another black friend.
99.
100.
Hey, brother, can I get a squirt of that good stuff?
So do me a solid to ensure a bright future
for all Golden State skaters.
Vote yes on Prop 83. Hey, do you see the ending of that?
You see what it says?
Paid for by the middle-aged woman
rooting through Zac Efron's trash.
That's a fact.
The brunchers, man. I think he kind of
looks like him, too. That's pretty
decent. That was pretty good. That's pretty fucking decent.
Pretty good. Yeah.
I see it. Yeah. But speaking of
the shithole California,
there's more. There's more
here. There's something interesting.
Did you see that the mayor
of Oakland, Xi Jinping
or Shang Tao, she just got raided by the FBI.
I heard about that.
That's wild.
That's interesting.
As progressive lawmakers faces recall over soaring crime.
So Oakland's embattled mayor, Shang Tao, I don't even know how that fucking makes sense.
You know Oakland.
Like the Oakland, California.
Okay.
All right.
Has had her home raided by the FBI.
Local media has reported the Democrat lawmakers' home on Maiden Lane was raided around 5.30 a.m. Pacific time Thursday.
Was that racist?
What?
What you just said?
About what?
The Oakland?
Well, I mean, I'm glad you brought that up, Andy. Here's my point.
So let's just talk about it.
This is Xi Jinping.
This is the racial or ethnic
makeup of Oakland, California.
Right now, again,
this is Oakland.
How the fuck did Xi Jinping get in there?
Because those
people don't vote?
All right. fair point you
got me i mean bro they don't got computers
they don't know how to register to vote according to these people according to somebody just like
her yeah but yeah but apparently they're pissed so So the FBI, quote, this is a statement, quote,
the FBI is conducting court-authorized law enforcement activity on Maiden Lane.
We are unaidable to provide additional information at this time,
the agency said on Thursday morning.
A neighbor told ABC7 News that she woke up to authorities banging on her door
around 6 a.m.
It's always 6 a.m., bro. It's always 6 a.m., bro.
It's always 6 a.m.
Man, every day at like 6.05, I'm like, whew.
I could breathe today.
The other trouble time is at night.
I always get worried after like, you know, 11 p.m.
I don't care if they come get me after 11.
No, it's the other break-ins.
Oh, yeah.
I can handle those.
11.05, I'm like, whewins. Oh, yeah. I can handle those. 11.05, I'm like,
all right, we're good.
Another night.
The day after CTI goes on,
it's at 6.05 a.m.
I'm like, all right.
All right, we're good.
If you guys ever call,
you better bring me some breakfast, bro.
Yeah, please.
Yeah, that's early.
But yeah, so according to a law enforcement source source the raid is just one of four locations in oakland that will be searched
by the fbi a picture of her home was seen surrounded by multiple unmarked black vehicles
parked on the street earlier this week it was revealed that tau is facing a recall election
as voters and even those that may have not voted,
complain about soaring crime in the Bay Area.
They say her progressive, soft-on-crime policies
have emboldened criminals and driven away businesses.
Tao will face a historic recall election in November
amid anger over her failure to get a grip on the situation in Oakland.
And how many people are we talking
40 000 people have signed the recall vote i mean have you seen pictures of oakland lately
oh it's fucking just it's listen dude destroyed it's below third world level it's destroyed yeah
bro destroyed it's sad as fuck it's destroyed man so they've lost their fucking sports franchises they've lost their
economy they've lost their business there's still people there trying to like make it happen
and dude it ain't happening there for a long time like it ain't like to recover what's going on in
oakland it's going to take decades yeah all because of people like this see here's the thing people
don't understand about these democrat people they're not democrats like you think they're democrats you think like 20 year ago or 25 year ago democrat that's what you think
like for the working class cares about minorities supposedly right etc that's not what these people
are these people are communists and marxists this is a completely different thing, including Gavin Newsom. What people don't realize
is that these people have no problem at all standing in front of you and telling you,
just like that spoof was, we're going to get binoculars for the blind. They'll tell you
fucking anything to get your vote. They do not give a fuck about
delivering on any of it. It's all about personal power. It's all about personal wealth. It's all
about what they can get. And dude, you guys, everybody that votes for these people makes
the mistake of believing that these people have a conscious or a soul they listen how many people have you met in your life who
legitimately do not give a fuck about anyone else there's a couple right like that's it's abnormal
for somebody to be that sociopathic that manipulative that selfish but we all know one
or two people like that we've all had a relative. A personal interaction.
Yes.
And if you think about that person,
and then you think about that person in the role of politics,
this is what you're dealing with.
You're dealing with people that go up there like this woman
and completely lie, say we're going to do all this stuff,
we're going to do all these things,
and then when the money comes, they figure out how to steal it,
and they do not intend to do anything beneficial for it. Cori Bush is a great example of
this in St. Louis. People in St. Louis, black people believe that Cori Bush cares about them.
Cori Bush does not care about them. Cori Bush cares about Cori Bush. Cori Bush cares about
what's going to happen to her. She's on TV telling people she's a fucking spiritual healer.
She's talking about how, you know,
like misappropriating the funds for her security.
Her boyfriend.
Yeah, bro.
Like, dude, these people, they have nothing.
It's not like these people were ultra wealthy,
successful people that are like sacrificing their time to serve
these are people who had nothing and saw an opportunity to get something by getting themselves
voted in and they figured out that if they just say they're going to do a bunch of free shit for
people that people will fucking vote for them and dude until the until people start waking up and
realizing and by the way that can be said for a ton of the fucking Republicans as well.
They just do it a little bit differently.
There's very few people that are serving our country in government right now who are actual pro-American type people that give a fuck.
And isn't it interesting how the media has branded America first people as some sort of fucking tyrants or terrorists.
Like, bro, what is wrong with saying that no money should go anywhere else but the United States?
Okay.
Candace Owens is getting lit up over this because she's saying the same things as Nick Fuentes, right?
Who's saying, hey, bro, we shouldn't be given our power to Israel.
We shouldn't allow Israel to have so much influence on America. We shouldn't allow our
tax dollars to go to these wars. Our children shouldn't go to these wars. What is wrong with
that? Nothing's wrong with that. It just goes against what some of the biggest packs in the
world, like APAC and these other places want
because it's exposing the truth.
And then they try to trash these people.
If you sat every single person down in this country
and you said, you want to pay 10% tax?
They'll say yes.
Do you want our money to go to our neighborhoods?
They're going to say yes.
Do you think our money should go to Ukraine or to go to our neighborhoods? They're going to say yes. Do you think our money
should go to Ukraine or should go to our neighborhoods? They're going to say our
neighborhoods. Okay. Do you think Israel should call the shots for the American government?
Or do you think the people who we elect should call the shots for the American government?
They're going to say the people we elect every single fucking actual American is in line with that. It's just that the
media creates this narrative that that's some sort of extremism or that's some, and by the way,
there's some extremist shit everywhere. There's some extremist shit over there on the far right.
But simply saying what I just said, no country should be running our country. No money should
be going to these other places when
our country is in the state that it's in we shouldn't be overtaxed our tax dollars shouldn't
be stolen and squandered they're painting that to be extremism and that is exactly what the fuck we
need so if that's extremist fucking put me on whatever list you want motherfucker because that's
what i believe and that's what most most Americans believe if they were actually interviewed about what they truly believe should be happening. But instead they're propagated with
all this bullshit. They're distracted with all this division. They're told that the person down
the street, who's a different skin tone than them is their fucking enemy. They're told that,
you know, because they were born a certain skin tone, they're either racist or they can't achieve anything because they're too fucking disadvantaged and too neglected.
It's complete nonsense.
They tell you that fat being a fat, lazy slob is somehow virtuous and being in shape is some form of supremacy or extremism.
They tell you that it's normal to, you know uh look at porn all day instead
of being in a relationship they they attack christianity this listen this is insane so
if i'm an extremist for disagreeing with all of that then it is what the it is and i
invite all of you to join me i don't give. And Candace Owens ain't saying anything wrong.
She's not saying anything wrong.
She's saying the fucking truth.
Yeah.
What do you think that this raid was about?
Probably some fucking international fucking spy shit,
if I had to guess.
That's where I was going yeah I mean
listen probably some international pay-for-play destroy America spy shit
do you know why do you do you know why they want to destroy California so bad
do you know who's buying up all the real estate in California I know yes right
Chinese citizens are because their fucking economy is so unstable that the
American economy provides a place for
their money to, and as unstable as we think it is, theirs is way worse. So these guys come over
here and they buy all the houses. They buy all the buildings. They don't care if the buildings rot.
They don't care if the houses rot because their money is more stable there than it would be over
there. Okay. Over there, it's at risk of being seized for them sneezing wrong over here it's not okay and when you look at the economy of the united states and
you say well the economy is doing really good it's propped up by money coming from overseas
and the american the american people are getting crushed all right so bro here's the reality that's
a whole nother thing no No citizens from any other country,
especially adversaries like China,
should be able to own property here.
None.
Yeah, at least for a while.
None.
No, there's no point because I can go to China and buy a house.
I can't go to Russia and buy a house. That's right.
We need to start playing by the rules everybody else plays by.
Yeah.
No, they're telling me to get the fuck out of the country, black boy.
No, that's not what they would say.
What would they say? They're racist as fuck. Oh, that's what, yeah. fuck out of the country black boy like no, that's not what they would say What would they say they're racist as fuck? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was being yeah, you try and get me say it
Huh? Yeah
What was that what was that one you did
That guy's fucking funny wow, what's that fucking thing you did that when we were- My pronouns? Yeah.
What are your pronouns?
I think we should practice them right now, actually.
I think everybody in the room- What are yours?
My pronouns.
So I go by Nick, her.
I think everybody should practice that.
Practice your pronouns.
You already got me with that once, bro.
We got that on camera, too, don't we oh i think we did it's fucking hilarious it took me like three times to say it before i figured it
out what he was fucking dude that was funny shit hey bro have you seen that fucking clip going
around and that shit the hawk hawk to a chick oh yeah oh my god i haven't seen the full video of
what it was oh it's so fucking funny she's like you gotta spit on that thing you know what i'm
saying yeah dude it's so fucking good just the hot to a part oh bro it's so good it's just the
way she says it it's so funny fuck like it's it's almost like comedy before fucking like
like it's just some real shit like this chick had a couple beers. She's talking some shit
It's just funny as fuck. Yeah
Spitting that day to
Spit on that thing. You know what I mean? Like dude, it's so fucking good
I watched every video of her doing it to you
She's what she went from like nobody knowing who she was to like the most famous chick in the world like 12 hours
Yeah, there's songs with the remix now. Oh, no. Yeah. Also, she's like the most famous chick in the world in like 12 hours. There's songs with the remix now.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Also, she's like the viral of July.
Yeah, but it's fucking legit funny.
It's not like we're making fun of her.
It's just fucking funny shit.
Yeah, I like it.
Well, guys, jumping on this conversation about communifying.
Spit on that thing.
Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.
With that being said, let's get to our thumbs up.
Our dumbest fuck.
Our last final segment of the show, guys, as always,
where we show a video, we bring it up, we talk about it,
we show an article, we bring it up, we talk about it,
and we get one of those two options.
So with that being said, our thumbs up or dumbest fuck headline reads,
Horrified man wakes up in hospital to find his genitals removed by doctors after he was tricked into a sex change operation amid bizarre land feud in India.
What?
Okay.
Proceed.
Yeah.
Listen, I saw sex change tricked into sex i had to we had to do it so police in
india are investigating an incident that saw a horrified man wake up in hospital to find he was
tricked into a sex change operation as part of a bizarre land grab attempt. The 20-year-old man from Sanjak village
in the northern state of Uttar Pradesh,
known only as Mujdid,
accused another man, Amprakash,
of misleading him into believing he had an urgent medical issue
that needed to be solved.
After going to Musa Faganar.
Medical college, he was put under the knife by a team of trained doctors on June 3rd.
Following the surgery, Mujahideen woke up to find that surgeons had removed his genitals.
NDTV reported, quote, When I regained consciousness, I was told that surgeons had removed his genitals. NDTV reported, quote,
when I regained consciousness,
I was told that I had been changed from a boy to a girl,
Mujadid recounted.
The afflicted man alleged that the incident
was the culmination of a two-year campaign
of threats and harassment by Amprakash,
but the extent of their relationship is still unknown.
Here's a picture of the hospital that it was done at,
which personally I don't think I would get a physical there.
I wouldn't go to the bathroom there.
But Amprakash allegedly told,
then told Mujahideen that he would now have to live with him as he would be
ostracized by friends and family.
He also allegedly threatened to shoot Mujahideen's father and seize his share
of the family land.
He said,
quote,
I changed you from a man to a woman and now you have to live with me.
I have prepared a lawyer and prepared a court marriage for you.
Now I will shoot your father and the land of your share will be named after me.
And then I will sell it and go to Lucknow.
Mujadid recalled.
But instead of being cast out by his local community, workers from a local farmer's union set up a protest at the medical college,
calling for an immediate legal and
criminal action against amprakash and the involved dockers local cops have since arrested amprakash
and are said to be investigating the involved doctors mujadid's family are also suing claiming
that his life has been severely affected by the horrific incident severely affected well it's fucking
life's over they cut off his fucking dick and balls yeah bro listen the same
thing should be done to that guy another guy I think that would be fair yeah I
think that would be fair yeah that not I would normally say death because that's
my that's my go-to you like it. I'm like drawn and quartered or dissected.
Those are things I like.
Just castration.
Yeah, but I think doing the same thing would be more painful for that guy.
You know what I'm saying?
Bro, there is some weird shit that happens over there.
It's a beautiful country.
Like, that's beautiful.
I like the greenery.
I mean, that's a little, I'm not going to say it. Well, listen, man.
You got fucking, like, you know, billions of people in a very tight area.
Two blocks.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not going to be... What?
What?
What?
It is.
It's a lot of people in a very small square footage.
India's big, bro.
Why don't they use it all, then?
I don't know.
All's I know is this.
It would suck to have your...
Bro, imagine waking up, bro.
No, dude.
I can't imagine that.
I would fucking...
What would you do?
Bro, that's what I was...
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I'd kill that guy for sure.
Oh, bro. For sure. I wouldn't care what happened to me. It wouldn't matter. Put. I don't know. I'd kill that guy for sure. Oh, bro.
For sure.
I wouldn't care what happened to me.
It wouldn't matter.
Put it back on right now.
Bro, have you ever seen the show Dexter?
Mm-mm.
Bro, I started watching that.
It's pretty good.
Because I was pretty bored.
I had never seen it before.
But dude, so this guy, and everybody's listening is probably like, bro, you're 10 years behind.
That's fine.
I'm 10 years ahead in other ways motherfuckers
okay what have you done for domestic terrorism that's right not only that like i built something
in those 10 years like i fucked it off anyway dexter is this guy who's got like he's a forensic
scientist and or a forensic cop a blood specialist but what he does is he uses his skill set to find
like these kind of people and he fucking like dissects them dude like yeah it's awesome like
i watched the first like the very first one in like the first five minutes he catches this dude
who killed these little kids and he starts fucking cutting him up it's badass bro so it's like a
vigilante justice yes yes it's awesome he's a
serious he's like a sick serial killer like in a good way well it the storyline is basically like
he was born with this like drive to kill people and he his stepdad like harnessed it to get him
to do good with it instead of just killing random people but uh it's fucking great but anyway we could use some
dexter bro that's index like we should use every neighborhood should have a dexter every fucking
neighborhood even in the united states should have a dexter yeah like if you're fucking around with
the kids bro dexter's gonna get you yeah you know i'm saying there used to be a time in america where
every neighborhood did have a dexter yeah they had a grown man in neighborhood that you didn't
fuck with the other people
because you knew what would happen to you.
Where are those motherfuckers?
Probably locked up for mafia.
We need the mafia.
I agree.
It was safer with the mafia.
We need the motorcycle gangs
to get back into fucking regulating society.
We need the Italian mafia to make a comeback
and start regulating society.
We need vigilante justice. That's what we need. That's real shit. We need it. We need people Italian mafia to make a comeback and start regulating society. We need vigilante justice.
Yeah.
That's what we need.
That's real shit.
We need it.
We need people that are smart and fucking not traceable to fucking step up and fucking
take care of some of the shit going on.
No, you wouldn't have people waking up with their dicks cut off.
Yeah.
That's bullshit, bro.
That's bullshit.
So it was just obviously thumbs down.
Yeah.
This is horrible yes yeah it's
terrible man I feel really bad for uh what was his name
bro it sounds to me like this kid just got manipulated manipulated bully bully
bully bully bully bully bullied because this guy wanted one of their fucking
land but like that's my thing like like that's a crazy okay like try to play
this I want to take somebody's shit, okay?
I know what I'm going to do.
I'm going to tell him he needs surgery,
get the doctors to cut his dick off so I can marry him,
and then...
He'd lie to inherit his shit.
Just go take his shit.
I mean, is it that different
than what some of these bitches do to rich men?
I mean, they don't cut the shit off, but yeah.
No, it's the same thing.
They'll fucking play and play and pretend and pretend.
They'll financially cash straight.
Yeah, and they'll fucking tell the guy
anything that he wants to hear,
and then when they get in the position,
then they divorce him and they take half his shit.
Yeah. You know?
Yeah. And women are like,
why do men not want to get married anymore?
Well, because what's the advantage of marriage
when women culture for the last 15 years has been about that? do men not want to get married anymore well because what's the advantage of marriage when
women culture for the last 15 years has been about that right now financially cutting my dick off
yeah yeah that's what it's true it's true yeah all right well thumbs down on this one
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