REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 745. Andy & DJ CTI: Marsha Blackburn Calls Out Secret Service Director, Obama Turns On Biden & South Korean Secret Agent

Episode Date: July 19, 2024

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Marsha Blackburn calling out the Secret Service director Kimberly Cheatle at RNC, Obama turning on Biden, saying he should drop out of the 2024 Presidential race, and the South Korean agent being caught exchanging intel for gifts.

What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest, say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ. Cruise the internet. That's what we're going to do. We're going to cruise the internet. That's what CTI stands for. Why did you do it that way?

What? You threw me out of my rhythm. All right. Let's start the show pay the fee yeah that's what happens when you don't be on my rhythm don't be bad and don't pay the fee don't be a hoe share the show okay we'll just start it that way what's up man nothing dude yeah yeah i guess you know well you know what it was i bought i bought a van oh you didn't no i didn't you're about to need one though bought some crystals why

because you're gonna all them kids you got dude alex said she had a dream we had like seven kids i said you're out of your fucking you know what they say about black guys? What's that? They don't know how to pull out. You know how to pull out the driveway. See ya. No, man.

Hey, you know. Yeah. You know, it is what it is. What's going on with you? Anything new? No. Not really. Just, you know, just doing a thing man trying to keep up with all the stuff

going on and you know it's a lot it is a lot it's overload dude i was uh playing around with the sec today the sec yeah securities exchange commission and uh doing some little you know research on my own i know it's not highly advised by our no you should never do your own research but i did so we'll see how it turns out yeah yeah man nothing really new dude yeah just uh just got done training a little bit ago i'm gonna try to knock this show out and get uh get the people two ctis this week since our schedule got messed up going back to back yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yep. But what's going on? Well, you know, I thought a good way to start off the show is, you know when those people like freak out in public and they're just like, I mean, they call them Karens, but I

feel like this is like a higher level of a Karen. Oh, you found like the final boss. That's actually a good way to describe this person. Might be. That's a good way to describe them. The final boss? Okay. There's a final boss.

Let's check it out. Before we get to our headlines, guys, Spirit Airlines, they're having some issues. Headline reads, Spirit Airlines gate agent has meltdown on passengers waiting for delayed flight. Everyone's going gonna shut up it's pretty it's pretty bad what would you do if you're literally waiting on the plane and some like i can only imagine what this person looks like describer oh this would be good she's five five okay wide okay and five five tall and really loud mouth like a softball yeah yeah you know you got the tall part she's actually she's more on like the

protein deficient side oh she's a vegan got it she's i mean she needs to eat something. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's see it. Let's check this out. But yeah, so this happened in Hollywood, California, of all places, where passengers were waiting to board a flight. A normal place.

Yeah. Completely normal. The flight had been delayed for over eight hours. God dang, man. What? I forget how good these are. I haven't had the orange in a while. Quick message for my sponsors?

We don't do ads, but if I were to do an ad, it would definitely be for this amazing orange sunrise energy, first form energy, the best energy drink in the history of Earth. They're like Thanos' rings. Bro, the orange one is just so good dude yeah what's it taste like you gotta describe it's like um it's like orange crush like an orange like an orange soda explosion in your mouth sure i yes indeed it is it's like a big orange explosion right in my mouth right yep anyway so hollywood's weird yeah hollywood's weird man bro they were waiting on the flight for eight hours okay all right now personally i don't think i could have waited longer like

like two you got about two hours before i started getting a little irritated but these people waited eight hours before they even started questioning and this was this was her this was their response let's check it out I mean, dude, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. No. Fuck no. She's taking control of the situation. I bet those people, they're all standing around her running their fucking fat mouths. I don't know, man.

Bro, they ran out of fucking Cheetos. She didn't get any, apparently. She's pissed. Is she going to get any apparently she's pissed she's gonna yell at you like she's frustrated no but but i wouldn't she wouldn't have to because i'll make her laugh right yeah hey it's all right i got some cheetos for you yeah you know how you make her laugh no say hey listen just calm down that's how you get the women to stop their shit man yeah just tell them to calm down you're overreacting chill out yeah that's a good you're overreacting yeah yeah yeah i don't know man i just these young bucks are gonna go out and say that shit get their ass beat

just make sure you drink uh drink a grape smash before you do that, and you'll be good. So that way you can deal with any consequences. But side effects may vary. That was horrible. Was it? Yes. Move on. All right.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I feel like, I just feel like that was a little overreaction. I like it. You liked it yes if i were her i'd do the same thing but only i would do that all the time i feel like she probably does do it all the time because her partner there she's just she seemed undefected i think she i mean bro i think she's taking charge man i like it interesting all right you're all gonna shut the fuck up or you're not getting on the plane that sounds like she's been listening to Real AF. She's probably a fan.

She might be a fan. Yeah. She might be a fan. Yeah, she's- I like it. I respect it. Doing that boss voice. I respect it.

All right. All right, guys. Sounds interesting. We need more of that. More of this? Yes. All right. We'll see.

Bro, people are rude. People are kind of assholes. People are rude. They treat people of service industry and and you know uh any kind of service job whether it's food or dealing with information or like these people like bro they treat them like shit you know and and i know people are gonna be like well you haven't you know they're mean to us well yeah bro they gotta deal with assholes all fucking day it's the same thing as police

officers dude uh but see i would i would raise you one here though because i would say this was probably like one of the same ladies who would scream that same shit about masks i guarantee it well you know what i'm saying so it's like we we got off on like a two-year yeah you know there's that she does look like a masker she i'm just saying yeah yeah fuck her i changed my mind everybody's gonna mask up yeah like you're gonna shut up and knock it on the place see i don't have a problem that's what i'm saying i'm saying all right i take it back fuck this lady yeah all right man well cool let's uh let's see what our headlines have in store for us. We got quite a bit of interesting things happening both in the country, around the world. So let's some locally. Let's talk about it.

Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, headlines, links, videos, articles, go to any for seller dot com. You guys can find them all link there. And so with that being said, headline number one. Now, this is an update on our previous CTI yesterday. There's been some extra new information that has came out. So let's do another little review on this assassination attempt because, like I said, there's more information that's come out about this. And I think this stuff is interesting. Um, first little weird thing. Um, the director of the secret service went to the RNC and I don't understand the point of that. I don't, it didn't really make a lot of sense to me. Um, she got called out by one of our

senators, Marsha Blackburn. She called her out. There was actually a pretty heated video, pretty, pretty heated exchange that happened there on on video that that was actually posted by Blackburn. But basically they but yes, she she was in the RNC and you can hear Senator Blackburn or I'm sorry, Senator John Barrasso saying, I've called, quote, I've called for your resignation. Barrasso told Cheadle for her face, quote, so either you resign tonight or start answering our questions right now about the death threat to President Trump and allowing him to go on stage in Pennsylvania at a time when you had already been alerted. Here's a clip. This is exactly what we were doing today. This was an assassination attempt. You owe the people answers. You owe the people answers. You owe President Trump answers.

And by the way, these are Secret Service agents escorting her. Yeah, and like there's a longer video and like i mean there's there's actually one point uh where they like usher her into a room and then like they block it off he's like is this how this is going to be and the secret service agent responded this is how it's going to be so i mean it's just very interesting stuff that video was about four minutes long you guys can find that on senator blackburn's twitter account as well. But what they're referring to, there was a briefing call that happened yesterday. There was about a 30-minute briefing call between the FBI Director Christopher Wray and the Secret Service Director Cheadle. It was a 30-minute long conversation that happened that was opened up to both representatives from the House and senators in Congress.

But there was a problem with this. It was only 30 minutes is one of the shortest briefings that they said they've ever received from an intel agency or government agency. And there were only four questions that were allowed to be asked during that. So that pissed off quite a people, quite a few people. Senator John Barrasso, who was in that clip as well, he said, quote, this was a 100% cover your ass briefing, he told Hill reporters after the short briefing on Wednesday.

Quote, the head of the Secret Service needs to go, he added. Quote, briefing was awful, not enough time for questions. Another representative continued. Yeah, so that's what they're all pissed off of. enough time for questions. You can another representative continued. Yeah. So so that's what they're all pissed off of. Senator Mike Lee, he says Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheadle needs to step down immediately. Today's mostly information free briefing only confirmed that what little information she gave us was at once deeply troubling and glaringly incomplete. He then continued saying, quote, at least three of us, Senator Blackburn, Senator Cruz

and me had sought recognition to ask questions and were in the queue when they arbitrarily cut the call short. So they just stopped answering questions. And so it was it was definitely interesting. Now, one of the things one piece of information that came from this briefing that i thought was interesting um andy i'd love to get your take on this political report at this um but this is apparently one of those uh a piece of information that came from the briefing uh quote on july 6th the shooter searched for information on where trump

would speak on july 13th as well as for information on where the Democratic National Convention would be held. His phone, this is what's interesting, his phone used encrypted platforms linked to Germany, New Zealand, and Belgium. The Bureau, the FBI, has sought information from 30 companies and is waiting on responses from more than a dozen. Now, I thought that was just interesting. That is weird to me. And I'm not, like, currently aware of any, you know, special encrypted apps that are going to be linked to those three countries.

That is interesting. I'm not sure what that means. But in light of other news, man, did you see the guy that tried to – Before we get into that, I thought they couldn't get into his phone right i thought they said how how do you first of all they reported immediately that he acted alone okay and then they reported literally in his next breath that the the quantico and the pentagon and everybody couldn't get into his phone and access so how do you know he's working alone if he can't access his phone he doesn't have any social media uh it. So how do you know he's working alone if he can't access his phone

and he doesn't have any social media at all? Yeah. How do you know? You don't. Okay. You don't, but he's working alone. Yeah. Yeah.

No. Yeah, bullshit. Now, I thought this- These people are very sloppy, dude. Bro, and that's the thing, and this is why I said yesterday, they were banking on Trump being dead right now. I agree. Because there would have been so much chaos

that nobody would have cared about these little intricate details of the situation. That's right. It would have got brushed over. Nobody would have, nobody would even thought about it. There would just be too much, too much chaos. There would be too much chaos. Way too much chaos. And, you know, but, you know, and by act of God or whatever you guys want to call it,

you know, Trump is still here, which means that these questions people are asking because we're not in chaos right now. And so that's interesting. I thought this was also funny too. You know the guy that tried to assassinate Reagan, the famous Reagan assassin? Yeah, Hinkley. Yeah, John Hinkley.

He tweeted this out. Violence is not the way to go. Give peace a chance. Is he being sarcastic? I don't know, man. Listen, I don't know. He's out now though, I think. He is out.

He's like playing ukuleles and shit now i don't but like i just thought that was interesting yeah like of all people yeah all right cool dude you know that he did that because he was obsessed with jamie lee curtis the actress and he was trying to impress her yeah is that what it was yeah he thought if he killed reagan she would like him jamie lee curtis though like well back then bro she was like a thing was she oh yeah dude back in the like 70s she was like it really oh yeah dude huh yeah i guarantee yeah that's weird yeah yeah oh bro she was like the thing really oh yeah her and john travolta and all like that era that was it oh yeah bush and all huh huh yeah oh yeah full bush yeah bush heavy yeah not bush right yeah right yeah uh yeah i mean it's interesting now now this is where this this is where i had to put my my uh investigator goggles

on right and i did some so like your beer goggles huh was like your beer goggles. Huh? It was like your beer goggles. A bush light goggles. Yeah. Yeah. You got them bush heavy goggles. No, but I had to do some digging. And I should put an atrist here. That was definitely difficult. What is it called?

You're going to put an atrist there? What's it called? An asterisk. What did I say? You said you're going to put an atrist over there. Is that what I said? Let's play it back and see what he said. Is that really what I thought you know put an actress here All right, we'll put one of those acts the actress. I'm gonna put an access here, okay?

Because you know this computer thing I'm still having some challenges. I know it's like reading it's hard. It's difficult. It's difficult and You know, but we covered a little bit yesterday on yesterday's episode about this shortage that this put on these stocks that happened on Donald Trump's. Bro. And we like, you know, because we didn't know who did it. No, I think yesterday when we were recording, it hadn't really come out yet. No. It was new information. But we got some stuff here.

Yeah. um but we got some stuff here yeah and um the company uh the the company that did it um is a company that's based here in america based in austin texas um called austin private wealth llc now i should we i guess we should lead first the company has put out a statement this is their official statement they put this out um today oh i'm sorry yesterday uh july 17th uh the statement reads quote the sec filing which showed that austin private wealth shorted a large number of shares of trump media and technology group cor., or DJT, was incorrect, and we immediately amended it as soon as we learned of the error. No client of APW holds or has ever held a put on DJT in the quantity initially reported. The correct holding amount was 12 contracts, or 1,200 shares, not 12 million shares, as was filed in error.

In submitting the required report for the second quarter of 2024, a multiplier was added by a third-party vendor that increased the number of the shares by a multiple of 10,000 for all option contracts, not just DJT. We did not catch the error before approving the filing. We filed the report on July 12th to reflect our positions on June 28th. We amended it on July 16th. Then they continue to say, quote, we deeply regret this error and the concern it has caused, especially at such a fraught moment for our nation. We are committed to full transparency and maintaining the trust of our clients. As such, we are reviewing our internal procedures and our processes with the third-party vendor that assist with SEC filings to better understand how this happened and avoid similar issues moving forward.

Now, I'm not a calculator, but 1,200 versus 12,000. Isn't there like an extra zero and a 12? Oh, yeah. 1,000. Isn't there like an extra zero and a 12? Oh, yeah. 1200. 12 contracts, 1200 shares to 12 million. Right. I mean, yeah. Well, in the contract sense, it's 1200 versus 10,000.

Like that was the way they had it. And isn't that the difference in numbers or something? Like the place of the decimal point, you know, you subtract the two and multiply. Yeah. What I'm trying to figure out is, did they actually file this? It was actually filed. And then they're saying, oh, we made a mistake. And they amended it.

Okay. So we accidentally executed that guy. Right. Sorry, we weren't supposed to. We thought it was going to be successful, and it wasn't. Yeah. So do they lose all that money that they bet? Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, I think there's going to be some SEC repercussions here, right? Because, I mean, at the end of the day, that money's gone. Well, who— Who's the third party? Well, no. Who owns this company? Well, that's interesting you say that, Andy. So I did a little digging. Austin Private Wealth, and this is where this shit gets really, really deep. company well that's interesting you say that andy so i did a little digger um austin private wealth

and this this is where this shit gets really really deep and i know we try to be careful you know these are all this like i can't this is not speculation these are real facts we'll link all of this stuff here for you these are it's important to state that the show the show is the show is speculation show is speculation but these like these are the most verified sources you can get these are straight from government websites. These are government filings. Everything I'm about to show you, these are real things. There is no bullshitting this, all right?

But I looked into this. So APW, they manage about a billion dollars of market share, essentially, of stocks, portfolios for about 1200, almost 1300 clients. Now, there's this form, it's called a 13 F, that kind of puts together a lot of stuff that kind of shows, you know, who they're heavily, who heavily invest, who they're managing, what clients they're managing, who's the main shareholders and stakeholders in this company. And, you know, you look and there's some common ones, you know, the ones that I don't really attribute to much. There's Google's on there. They have quite a few. And if you look here, you can kind of see the amount. This is the number we want to focus on here. This is so this is Apple's. You know, they got a couple of different ones. Twenty thousand, twenty eight thousand. Right. Like not a big contributor, but they're in there. Apple's in here this is so this is apples you know they got a couple of different ones 20,000 28,000 right like

not a big contributor but they're in there apples in there um of course uh oh i don't know of course meta's in there right um again you look at meta's meta's number i mean it's nothing too crazy 4400 you know 12 like these are equivalent to 12 shares uh four shares right like small numbers nothing too crazy there um jp morgan chase is in there again you know eight shares half of one share like there's nothing too crazy but then it gets interesting you get black rock i've heard that name before have you heard that name before and Yep. Let's look at the difference on these numbers. That would be the equivalent of about 800 shares of this. That's a big number.

That's a big percentage. It's a big percentage. Who else is in there? Man, Vanguard. Vanguard. That's Vanguard. And it shows them divided up because Vanguard breaks themselves off into trust and all these different entities all under the same thing. But a shit ton of shares by Vanguard, too.

I'm like, man, that's interesting. Now, who's behind Vanguard? What's that, guys? It rhymes with Oros. What's his name? I think it's the same guy I said yesterday was responsible for this, most likely. The Georgie? Yeah. Georgie Soros, what's his name? I think it's the same guy I said yesterday was responsible for this, most likely. The Georgie? Yeah.

Georgie Soros, man. Yeah, and then do we remember what his son tweeted? With the glass breaking? With the glass breaking and the $47. And then the bullet hole through the glass. And the place that the shooter was on was a glass place, like they manufactured glass? That's right. The building that the shooter, who can't shoot,

was a glass manufacturer. Isn't that interesting? And then BlackRock had a commercial with the shooter in it? So you have George Soros, who's heavily invested in Vanguard, and then you have Vanguard owning the most shares of this fund.

Then you have Alex Soros tweeting a picture with a bullet hole through the glass and $47 when the shooter was standing on a glass factory mm'm sure it's nothing sure sure it's not the black rock black rock's heavily invested in this uh i mean who are the people that have really turned against trump over the last four years in 2020 and through i mean you got meta you got alphabet you got black rock and you got vanguard all of those guys owning the company that supposedly shorted Trump stock the day after or the day before he was assassinated it's almost like I said that yesterday it's's weird. It gets even deeper.

So there's a, like I said, JPMorgan Chase are also in there a little bit, right? JPMorgan Chase, for those of you guys who forgot, they're affiliated with Epstein. Yeah. They are the money bank that was facilitating all of these payments for Epstein. Yeah. And remember when the governor of the U.S. Virgin Islands tried to subpoena them? Oh, my God. George, or I'm sorry, Biden flew down there that day. That day.

And fired her. Isn't that weird? Yeah. That's interesting. Now, let's get a little deeper. The same day. The same day. That she filed that she was going to do this.

Unexpected trip for no reason. Yeah. It was not even scheduled, like an emergency trip down there now it gets it gets a little deeper man so uh on the sec's website you can again link all this stuff for you um austin private wealth this is their company snapshot this is a list of uh their six approved managing members um for this company right these are the brokers who are making these trades right now. Most of these people have been there. You know, there's a few from 2019. That's the majority of these guys. Now I want to say these,

all of these guys came from one other company called Ameriprise, which is another institution that does stock trading. They actually manage like almost half a trillion dollars in assets. It's insane. And you'll see the same similarities there. But one guy in particular stood out to me. And it's this last guy here, this Joshua Charles Dovrak. OK, I'm like, man, you know, he's fairly new to that company. He's fairly new into their ranks there. And I'm like, OK, well, who is this guy? So I went and I found this IAPD report, which is what the SEC puts together

on every single broker. Again, this is all public information. You guys can find this here. And it's a report. It's a couple of pages that shows, you know, his history as a broker, where he bent to any negative marks they get, like he was terminated from fudging some stuff

when he was with Fidelity. It shows that he's a current registered uh member for austin private wealth i'm like man where did this guy come from who is this guy that's interesting and guess what guess what came up jp morgan securities and guess when he was there andy during the same time epstein was moving the money now that may be nothing. It might just be a big coincidence. I don't know. Oh, yeah.

Sure it is. But that's fucking weird. Yeah, well. That's fucking weird. Now, another interesting thing that I should point out here, when you go to austinprivatewealth.com, you'll find this, and they put that notice, that statement, right up front and center on their homepage. This is a screenshot of their homepage.

But I checked out. Yeah, because they know they're caught. They're fucking caught. But on the top, you know, they have all these different tabs. And there's this like in the community tab, right? And I'm like, man, like, you know, Austin's a pretty liberal place. Most people know that about Texas. Like that's where a lot of the sellers went. Let's see what they're doing in the community, right?

I thought that was interesting. So I went to the community page and scrolling down, I was surprised, not surprised, to see they contribute to a number of organizations, the American Cancer Society, the Austin Symphony, Boy Scouts of America, the Jewish Community Center, Shalom Austin, ACLU, the ADL, Congregation Beth Israel, the Austin Jewish Academy, or my personal favorite, the LDF, which is basically BLM on steroids for Austin. They helped get off a lot of those protesters that were charged with destroying our country. Now, they defended these people for free. Andy, what do we make of all of this? What do you got on all of this?

I mean, look, anybody who can't connect the dots here or refuses to connect the dots is being willfully ignorant because they don't want to accept the reality. You know, there's a lot of people out here right now who are saying that this was a false flag. Dude, you can watch the video from the multiple angles. And this wasn't like Trump throwing a ketchup packet on his fucking ear like some of these morons are trying to say. Also, like I said yesterday, there's nobody in the world good enough to shoot someone's ear off a moving target from 150 yards away. Nobody, not a single person could do it. And it shows the ignorance these people have of firearms and what can be done and what can't be done. And then you see the other angle where the spectators were in the range of fire and taking fire and you see the

one guy the one guy in the stands get shot um this was this it is what it is dude i mean we've watched for the last eight years them villainize this man demon demonize this man, attack this man, destroy his reputation, try to paint him as a criminal, try to cancel him, try to impeach him, try to ruin his reputation. They've literally brainwashed a percentage of the country. And I think that percentage is small at this point. I think most people see through the BSs but they brainwash people based around things that were completely made up like the russia collusion um and we go on and on and on and they haven't been able to stop this guy and the more they push to stop him the more he grows and that's because people can more clearly see what we're dealing with we We're dealing with tyrants. And it's good for us that

we're dealing with incompetent, sloppy tyrants, okay? Because we can see what they're doing. And I think the game is up for these people. I think everybody pretty much understands what happened. They're just trying to figure out who. But I think breaking down who is behind that sec filing and that short on djt stock is pretty fucking accurate to who's been attacking them the entire time okay so who would benefit i mean we're talking about half a billion dollars there's no reason to skirt around it these motherfuckers did this they were planning on fucking getting this dude assassinated they wanted to try to make a bunch of money and because they were sloppy it's now being exposed and it's being exposed in real time you know when they did this stuff with

jfk 50 years ago 60 years ago whatever that was there was no internet there was only one narrative that could be presented now we have you know thousands of cameras that were on that scene. We have the ability to communicate information instantly. It's just not the same environment and they're trying to run the same play and it's exposing them at every chance. And like I said, dude, I think, you know, yesterday I said, I think they might be trying to create a retaliatory, you know, action against Biden. But I don't think that's what they're going to do. After kind of observing what's happening here, my opinion is obviously they're going to try again. They cannot have this guy win.

You guys have to understand that. At any cost. Yes. This isn't over. They're not going to stop this is they're not going to allow this guy to win he's not going to win it like they're whatever happens here patriots and americans that want this guy in office are going to be called to the line of action for him to get into office. That is a reality that everybody has to accept.

It's not going to be peaceful. They're going to cheat. I think, you know, the minute after this thing happened and they said, oh, this guy was a lone shooter. We don't know that. You don't know that either. And you actually know he's not because you guys are part, you guys are the ones that allowed it to happen so a minute after the shooting they have this you know iran issued a assassination plot

it's unrelated to this guy who acted alone like we said already you don't know if he acted alone because you can't get in his phone okay in fact i think a lot of you guys know he didn't act alone. All right. Then we have them come out with this Iran assassination plot, you know, an hour, two hours later. And what I, what I thought yesterday is different than what I think today. And you know, that's what happens when you think about things, you change your mind. Right. And what I thought yesterday was that this would inspire some sort of retaliatory attack against Biden. But what I actually think might happen here is that they could potentially blow up Mar-a-Lago or blow up an entire building full of 50,000, 60,000 people to kill this dude and then blame it on Iran.

And they accomplish a number of things by doing that. One, they get Trump out of the picture. Two, they get the war they're trying to get. They get that. Three, they probably believe that they will get Trump's base to focus on a war with Iran, and that's how they want to get the American public behind a war with Iran. But that's not going to happen because his base believes that it's Biden and Co. and Soros and everybody that is doing this.

Not only that, when they realize, even if it is Iran, how do they get here? Oh, the border that you left wide open. Yeah. Got it. Yeah. So, dude, like, I don't think this is, that's what I think they're planning. I can see that, man. Yeah.

I can definitely see it. And I don't know if that's, you know, I've just been working this out and working this out and working this out, and that makes the most sense that accomplishes the most stuff for them and keeps them in a good spot. So, you know, here's the reality, guys. They're not going to let you guys think you got it in the bag and this guy's just going to walk right in and all that.

That's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. They're not going to allow him to win. You guys who are voting, you need to figure out how to get everybody that you know to vote for him so that the margin of winning is so big they can't cover it with their cheat. I feel like this is almost a false climax for trump's people like they think oh we got it one now and dude that's where you lose the game when you think you got it one and i think it's very important for people to realize that yeah yeah 100 man guys jumping on this conversation

let us know what you guys think down in the comments man this is uh we'll stay stay uh stay following this as more stuff comes out, man. We'll see. Uh, we'll see what happens, but let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's go check out some of these, man. Uh, let's go cruise some. Uh, this first one comes from at Indie Will Fitness, uh, says, uh, DJ doesn't want to

go deep sea fishing because he thinks he might like fish sticks. I like fish sticks. Yeah. Fish sticks are cool. Fish sticks? Fish sticks. Yeah. Do you like goldfish sticks?

I like goldfish. Yeah. Yeah, goldfish are good, bro. The extra cheddar ones. Oh, the crackers? Yeah, the crackers. Yeah, they are. You like crackers.

Yeah, I do. You know what you eat? Mm-hmm. I do like crackers. I like them better than fucking pig's feet, motherfucker. I don't eat pig's feet, bro. Yeah, bro. Wait, how did you...

You could have said, like, fried chicken. Pig's feet. Chitlins. Pig's feet. You don't even know that movie you know the movie aren't you joe that's uh that's uh i like chillins i like pigs feet that's uh that's friday oh that's a good guess all right yeah good job hot sauce on my burrito baby come on we'll put some water on that shit. All right. Next comment comes from Jasmine PZ for Yahoo. She says setting is at a black cookout. All right.

The topic was Trump versus Biden. Okay. Equals some stress. And she says there was only two of us that may. There was only two of us, if that made any sense. I'm assuming the only two people for Trump. She says she asked the other guy, hey, do you watch Andy and DJ? Him, quote, real as fuck, hell yeah.

I like this girl. He then yells out, don't be a hoe, me, share the show. We instantly became family. That's awesome. That's fucking pretty cool. Yeah. That's pretty cool. I didn't get the invite.

Did you? I don't get invited to these things. To the cookouts? Yeah, because you're racist. You could go. I feel like I'm discriminated against. I don't get invited to any black cookouts. I don't get the s'mores parties.

I invite you over all the time. I just don't have s'mores parties. True. All right. Yep. Yep. Next one. Samir? The Samir comment? Yep. Next one. Samir?

The Samir comment? I think this might be Samir. Well, if it is, the internet will go out. This is going to piss them off. At Smurr. No, it's Smurr. I don't know. 121.

When Andy said, I've got an idea. Let's move this to the end of the show i literally screamed what the fuck andy i've been waiting for this episode since saturday love you guys hashtag don't be hurt yeah i'm glad i got somebody with that yeah a couple people yeah uh let's check out this we got one more for you um because i think this is important to address okay i'm going to give you the opportunity to clear the air for us okay um apparently i'm not the only person that did some research um at noah alexander 10 andy i remember a few episodes back when you said you didn't listen to taylor swift i caught you red-handed brother mfceo episode 5 says different quote i listen to her basically because she's hot. No hate, just call me. That was a different

Taylor Swift. Oh, it was a different... Yes. That was a different Taylor Swift. She was country back then. That's a different human. That's different. Okay. That's all you got? Yes. That's the story?

Yeah, wasn't me. Wasn't me. all you got that's that's the story all right yeah one me one me all right man appreciate you knowing man you keep doing that research um all right hey uh get in there and block no yeah block that motherfucker guys let's keep this cruise moving we got headline number two uh this is an interesting one uh let's talk about biden a little bit because there's some interesting stuff happening in the white house literally as the show is recorded um obama turning on biden um apparently he's pressuring the president to drop out right now as we speak. So former President Barack Obama is pressuring President Biden to reconsider his 2024 run for reelection, according to a new report. Obama and Biden have only spoken once since the president's debate debacle on June 27th,

but stressed during that conversation that his old running mates chances of beating Donald Trump were, quote, greatly diminished. The Washington Post reported the 44th president also stressed that while Biden's legacy was important to him, only his former vice president could make the call on whether to stay in the race. This is, quote, and of course, we know Biden stance on this. Now we got wine drinker Nancy. She's apparently now flipping on this as well. Pelosi told Biden he'll lose to Trump and take down House based on polls. This just came out. These are conversations that are happening right now. Pelosi is now encouraging him to drop out, not even encouraging. And according to these inside reports, they're like strongly telling him to drop the fuck out of the race. And it's not just him. It's everybody pretty much on the Democratic side right now that are all singing the same tune. Now, you know, Jack Pasabich.

I forget how you pronounce his last name. Pasabich. Pasabich. Jack. Cool guy. He's an insider. He knows a lot of these people inside of the White House, all these people. I mean, he has some friends in some places. He tweeted this out.

He says breaking massive drama right now in White House. Kamala advisors straight up telling Biden advisors it's time to pass the buck. Exact words used per white house official this is the first direct open convert confrontation at the senior level um which is also interesting because at the same time trump put out a statement about this um trump campaign issues funny response after kamala harris commits to vp debate debate with jd vance uh this was their statement um in response to kamala quote we don't know who the democrat nominee for vice president is going to be so we can't lock in a date before their convention to do so would be unfair to gavin newsom jb pritzker gretchen whitmer or whoever Kamala Harris picks as her running mate. Damn.

All right. That's funny. Now, and Biden is like seriously declined, even just within the last 24 hours. He's falling up the stairs again, having issues getting inside the car. And apparently, you know, his defense secretary, Austin Lloyd, Biden called him the black man because he couldn't remember his name. Here's a clip. Have you seen this? No. Here's a clip. Lloyd, Biden called him the black man because he couldn't remember his name. Here's a clip. Have you seen this?

No. Oh, here's a clip. And so it's all about, it's all about treating people with dignity. And it's about making sure that, look, I mean, for example, look at the heat I'm getting because I named the Secretary of Defense, the black man, I named Ketanji Brown. I mean, because of the people I've named. Dude. Bro. Corn Pops coming out.

Dude, you know what's crazy? What's crazy is he's been like this the whole time, dude, and so many people defended it. You know, I don't buy this shit from the people who support him. You guys knew he was like this the whole time. You guys don't recognize the damage you're doing to your own lives by continuing to stand on that side of the line with these people. You're good people, bro. I don't doubt that. I don't doubt that you have misconceptions about Donald Trump or things that you don't like, or maybe there's some true things you don't like. But at the same time, dude, you have to look down the line and you have to look at where the future is going to go. And dude, these guys are intentionally ruining the country.

This isn't about you being right or having to stand strong and dig your heels in. There's a time in life where you say, hey, I was on the wrong side there. And this is a great opportunity to do so because it couldn't be any more clear. Yeah. Well, now there's this whole talk. Apparently, he comes out today saying that he has COVID now. Yeah. Well, dude, did you see like two hours before that, he said that the only way that he would step down is if he had a medical condition.

And then two hours later, he's got COVID. He's got COVID. Even though he's had this. And then two hours later, he's got COVID. He's got COVID. Even though he's had this cough for weeks now, apparently now he has COVID, even though he's, you know, triple quadruple 10,000 octagon deductible boosted. Yeah.

I mean, it's weird. You know, he's not wearing a mask, even though that's part of the protocol. He's not wearing a mask. And like I said, man,

he was struggling getting off the plane. A secret service agent had to like push him inside of the beast, he was struggling getting off the plane. A Secret Service agent had to push him inside of the beast because he didn't have the strength. There's some weird shit happening, man. I think they're going to drop him. Kamala steps up to save the campaign dollars. The question

is, who do they keep her in as the lead on the ticket? I don't know. What do you think? Dude, look, man. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what do you think dude look man i don't know i don't i don't know i don't know i don't know i know this i would almost love to see kamala get nominated because i would love to see she's going to be a disaster just like him bro like she's worse she is less popular than biden way nobody likes kamala okay and like the race baiting shit that she always stands on is not at the top of importance anymore. People have moved past that for the most part.

Right. So, yeah, I don't know, dude. I, you know, I still think they're going to figure out a way to get Michelle Obama in as the uniter, like a voice of reason. It's their only chance of actually pulling a fair election off. But I think they know, and I think we all know, that it's not going to be a fair election, which is why I keep saying it's important for anyone that wants to get us out of this to go get everybody that you know that hasn't voted to vote. You know, there's hundreds of thousands of gun owners, registered hunters in every single state that do not vote.

How is that possible? You know, you guys have to get engaged this time, and it's not a joke. So, yeah, man, I don't know, dude. I know this. If I were in charge of their team, I'd be figuring out a way to get Michelle Obama in there because, dude, even though, you know, I think a lot of people don't like her, in charge of their their team i'd be figuring out a way to get michelle obama in there because dude

even though you know i think a lot of people don't like her there is like this little sect of people that are so up obama's you know ass about everything they think obama's still great and i think a lot of people voted for joe biden because of fucking Barack Obama. And I, you know, I just, I don't know. I think that's, I mean, she's smarter than Kamala. She speaks better than Kamala. You know, she can run the power. Yeah. Yeah.

She dug a basketball better than Kamala, you know, but like, dude, you know, she led the league in sacks last year. She beat Michael Strahan's record. Yeah, right, right. But yeah, dude, you know, I don't know. If I were on their team and I was serious and we had only one chance to win, that would be the person I'd be putting in. Now, would you still run the double ebony? Yeah, for sure. The old ebony and ivory no like double ebony no i'd run the ebony and ivory who would be the ivory mike allstott mike allstott yeah oh okay yeah i'd have him

lead blocking for michelle he was a bruiser actually i'd have michelle lead block probably yeah man listen this listen this this is going to be very very interesting how this plays out probably block it for him. Yeah, man, listen. Listen, this is going to be very, very interesting how this plays out. I just keep thinking about, you know, those hundreds of millions of dollars they got in campaign dollars. Yeah. They got to save that. Yeah, right. Exactly.

And that's what I think could – dude, I think there could be a double switch here. I think it could switch once and then again. I could be completely wrong on that, but I could see them putting Kamala in to get through the DNC and then having something happen to her and then picking someone else. Oh, man. We did it, Joe. Yeah, right. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, that'd be crazy.

We'll see, man. Guys, tell us what you guys think. Who is going to be the Democratic presidential nominee? It's probably, it looks like by what they're all saying that it'll be Kamala and Gavin Newsom. But I don't know how you could put Gavin Newsom in there after what he's done to California. And everybody knows it, dude. Even the left knows it. He's an easy done to California. And everybody knows it, dude. Even the left knows it. No, it would be a loose loose. He's an easy target to attack.

The only problem with Newsom is that he has no problem blatantly lying. You know, like he doesn't get flustered. When you hammer him with facts, it doesn't bother him because he makes up his own facts. You know what I mean? Yeah. So, like, if you have someone like when you when you when we've watched that debate with um desantis and newsome desantis would hit him with shit that were real facts and he was just like that's not true this is true

right and he just makes some shit up and then at the end of he goes and that's a fact and like dude i'm sitting there watching this i'm pretty well read on what's going on and i'm texting you know like people that i know that are in government and i'm like what the fuck and they're like bro this is just straight up lies so you know and dude you can lie to people who aren't paying attention they don't know right you know what i mean especially if you got the charisma which he he has. Yeah, he does. He has. I'll never forget when they asked him about the fucking fence that they put up when China came to town in California. Yeah.

He's like, yeah, we put the fence up because it's a fence. What the fuck, bro? One guy was like, so you just cleaned up the city for Xi Jinping. You're not going to clean it up for your own citizens? And he goes, yeah, it is what it is. Yeah. And I was like, oh, hey. Yeah, that's the kind of dude he is that's what he is man he's a piece of shit yeah that's for sure man guys tell us what you uh what you guys think on this topic let us know down in the

comments uh with that being said let's get to our third and final headline headline number three uh this is an interesting one um and i don't really know what to make sense of this so so let's see what we got here the headline reads former cia analyst charged for acting a secret agent for south korea intel in exchange for gifts um now south korea is supposed to be one of our allies and we protect them from from you know little angry guy yeah why would they be doing counter spies on us like why would they have a double agent on us i you know now wait so she sold out her she gave away trade secrets sold us out for sushi it says it in the headline.

Accepting luxuries like handbags and expensive meals at sushi restaurants. You think I'm over here being racist? She's Asian. She's South Korean. Listen. DJ's over here thinking I'm fucking saying she's eating sushi. You were in the back pocket on that one, dog. What the fuck?

It says it. It does say that. It does say it. And she does look like she likes sushi. What? I mean, she's not bad. I mean, I'm just saying. Sushi. Spy on me all day, you know what I'm saying?

Just kidding. Sushi, sushi. But yeah. Watch your sushi roll. Got a Missouri roll for you. DJ, give me that spicy tuna. That's sick. I want that fried eggplant roll.

Right, yeah, right. There you go. Yeah. I got a good old Missouri roll eggplant roll. Right, yeah, right. There you go. Yeah. I got a good old Missouri roll for you. South County roll, baby. I love you, babe. I'm sorry. Jokes, podcaster, you know.

The Justice Department has charged Sue Me Terry. Sue me. Sue me. Sue me. A former CIA analyst and senior official at the national security council with acting as a secret agent for south korea's intelligence service in exchange for luxury gifts um that they made terry uh who's married to the liberal washington post columnist uh Max Boot accepted luxury gifts, including handbags, expensive meals at sushi restaurants, sushi and thirty seven thousand dollars of funding for her public policy program on Korean affairs in exchange for pushing South Korean government positions during media appearances, sharing private information with intelligence officers and facilitating meetings to allow South Korean officials to be granted access to U.S. officials, the Justice Department said in an indictment.

Quote, as alleged, Sue Me Terry, a former CIA and White House employee, subverted foreign agent registration laws in order to provide South Korean intelligence officers with access, information and advocacy. U.S. Attorney Damian Williams said in a statement, quote, Terry allegedly sold out her positions and influence to the South Korean government in return for luxury handbags, expensive meals and thousands of dollars of funding for her public policy program. Yeah, I don't I don't want to see i don't really get the angle here you know what i'm saying like we're supposed to be protecting south korea you know helping them out taiwan all of that shit there and then they got double agents working for us for sushi it's like that's weird it's super weird man yeah it's super weird now i will say this i do know that it is a common practice for like our, you know, for other agents,

other countries who are not our allies to have, you know, these type of operations happening here. Like what, you know, what else is, is very common for our strongest ally, the strongest ally of the United States of america to have hundreds of dual citizens

in our government but they're not getting in trouble for accepting anything no indictments later that's weird so they're allowed to come in and and talk about the benefits that we get from serving this other country doesn't matter which one, this other country, and saying that they are our greatest ally, and they can be dual citizens, and they can do all of these same things, go out to dinner, get gifts, and what are they doing in return?

Right. Interesting. So we're going to go after Sumi Terry for her sushi rolls? And we're not going to go after the other people? You can't do that. What? What? Why'd you say that?

What? I don't get it. Well, I mean, it feels like we could be racist since this is racist. I mean, this is racist. They're going after the Korean, but they don't go after this other group of people. That is racist. Okay. All right.

So I'm getting an invite to say some racist things. That's racist. And the best jokes are racist. They should have gave her a Mitsubishi. Sushi. Oh, Suzuki. Yeah. jokes are racist they should have gave her a mitsubishi sushi wall suzuki don't laugh karate yeah man listen it's weird now in another move i told you i bring this back local um speaking of spies do you remember a while ago we covered those uh chinese police stations in the

united states yep right and how they you know they crack down on some in new york san francisco california right apparently we have one in our own backyard where um and ag uh uh andrew bailey our homeboy squad our guy he's going after him good um. So headline reads Missouri expands probe into Chinese service center with alleged ties to Beijing. The Missouri attorney general has expanded its investigation into the Chinese service center in St. Louis after his office found evidence that this Chinese outpost has violated Missouri law. Quote, our investigation centers on allegations that the communist government of China is attempting to establish a footprint in the show me state. Said Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey in a statement issued on July 17th. Mr. Bailey issued a civil investigative demand to investigate the Chinese service's actions and failures related to

soliciting and reporting charitable funds in Missouri. His office quote has reason to believe that the Chinese center has quote engaged in is engaging in, or is about to engage in deception, fraud, false promises, misrepresentation, unfair practices,

and or the concealment suppression or admission of material facts in connection with the solicitation of charitable funds, according to the release. And he says he's taking it very, very seriously that this investigation last year, Mr. investigation into this outpost in missouri following reports that a powerful agency of the chinese communist party uh the united front work department runs at least seven outposts on u.s soil the agency advances the ccp's uh interest abroad um and so yeah we knew they were all over the country but apparently there was one here and bailey's cracking down on that now too any anything on that yeah they. Anything on that? Yeah. They should listen. It goes back to what you were just saying, man.

Chinese government or any government, any government should not be able to own property in the United States. None. Period. None. Especially farmland. Especially farmland. You're going to give our enemies control over our ability to grow our own food, right? This goes for all nationalities.

The reason America's fucked up is because it's not serving America first, okay? And all these politicians that get online and get on TV and say these things like, this country is our greatest ally, like they're saying about Israel nonstop. Bro, these people serve Israel's interests for funding for their campaign. I don't know how hard that is to understand. And it doesn't matter if it's Israel or if it's Germany or if it's China

or if it's fucking Mozambique. It doesn't matter. It shouldambique, it doesn't matter. No, it should not matter. It doesn't matter. We dual citizens should not be able to serve in our government. They should not be able to take any money from any foreign government for anything. Foreign governments should not be able to own land in this country for any reason. And government officials should not be able to work with these people

in any regard whatsoever at all. Everything should be from America, for America, by America, for our interests, not theirs. And, dude, this is absurd shit. Like, we got to get back to being America first. All these people that come out here and say, Israel's our greatest ally, nonstop. Those people are being paid to say that. A lot of them are dual agents, and they serve and make decisions that hurt our citizens

in favor of that country. That makes no sense. Okay? And it could be any country. This is just another example of that. Our country is so corrupt and so bloated, it needs a massive realignment. And one of the realignments that it needs is that we need to eliminate these foreign interests, whether it's monetary or representative or ownership of land, from America completely.

Those things should not be allowed. Dude, my issue, I don't understand why that's such a hard position to have. You know what I'm saying? It's not. To me, it's common sense. It is common sense. And the other issue that I have here- It is common sense.

People just look for a reason to call you something. It's just like when we did the fucking show on George Floyd and we were right and we said the guy died of fucking fentanyl and all this shit and everybody got pissed and said we're racist, right? When we fucking said Ukraine was bullshit, we got called all that bullshit. Okay. When we said that we're America first, not Palestine or Israel, we got called anti-Semitic. It's not anti-Semitic to say that Israel should not have dual fucking agents or dual citizens in our government. It's not anti-Semitic to say that we shouldn't be serving their interests over our own. That's just nationalism.

That's just saying our people matter most, our people matter first, and once our people are taken care of, then we can discuss doing things for our ally. I'm not here to argue who's an ally and who's not an ally, because we're going to have probably some different opinions. But the truth of the matter is, is until our country looks like fucking Dubai, where you can walk down the street and you don't get mugged, you don't get fucked with, our cities are clean, our streets are clean, people, you know, there's a high trust in our society. Until we get to that, we have no business doing anything with anyone else. And these politicians up in Washington, this is how they get rich, dude. This is how they stay in power. They serve the interests of other

countries. Other countries wire them money or their uncle's money or their brother's or their family, like Joe Biden, you know, 10% for the big guy and they peddle their influence, bro, that's treasonous behavior and it needs to stop. It has to stop completely. And we need to fucking demand that it stops. And we can't get upset when they call us anti-Semitic or this or racist or misogynist or this or that. There's nothing wrong with telling the truth and saying this is how it should be. There's nothing wrong with standing up for your own rights in your own country. There's nothing wrong with standing up for your own people. And guys, we are all in this boat together as Americans.

This is not left, right, gay, straight, black, white. When we go to fucking Russia, they say there's an American. When we go to China, they say there's an American. They don't say there's a black American, a white American, a Jewish American. They don't say that shit. And these people continuously divide us and divide us along every line of contention that we can possibly have, whether it be politics or our gender or, you know, fucking race or sexual orientation or anything else. They work to divide us as much as possible because they understand that if we are fractured, we are powerless and they get to keep the power.

And when you think about how much effort and how much money and how much time and how much propaganda they put into dividing us, it should be very simple to see what they are afraid of. And until we, the American people, all of them get together and say, hey, we're together on this, they're going to have the power. And when we do that, we'll have the power. But if we're going to argue over all this shit, continually call each other names and fight, we look like clowns on the world stage, bro. No one else in the world acts like that. It's not, it's not happening. Okay. So yeah, I mean, all of this shit should be illegal. All of it should be, uh, you know, stopped. And you know, that's one of the things I was talking about

yesterday. Like somebody asked me, they're like, well, you said, you know, you don't really agree with Trump on some things. What are some of the things you don't agree with well i just feel like he needs to be far more radical than what he's actually you know i have the opposite opinion like people are like oh this guy's hitler i'm like no he's not not hitler at all no i don't even think that he's aggressive enough i i don't think that he's aggressive enough in his policy bro i think all of is he really going to deport all these people i don't think that he's aggressive enough in his policy, bro. I think all of... Is he really going to deport all these people? I don't know, but they need to go. You know what I'm saying? Is he going to shrink the size of the government by fucking 50%?

Because that's a good start. Is he going to lower our tax to 10%? Because that's where it should be. Those are things that matter. They matter to all of us, and they would make a huge difference. But is he going to do that? I don't know. You see what I'm saying?

Are we going to wipe the books clean of all the unnecessary regulation law that we have things that have piled up over 249 years or 48 years are we gonna are we gonna clean this up so we can you know maybe build a chicken coop in our yard without having to get permission or grow some food in our garden without having to get permission. This is absurd. It's way past freedom. It might've been free 150 years ago, but it's fucking way past that. The elite ruling class has done what the elite ruling class does across history. They make rule after rule after rule after rule after rule until all the rules say that they own all the shit and the peasants don't get anything and their quality of life goes to zero so that's where we

are in this country and if donald trump's going to come in and recognize that and fix all that great i think he'll be the greatest president that ever lived but if he doesn't it's still a better option than what we got down the other path and we can use that as a bridge to take it further the next time that's my opinion on the situation yeah i love it man i love it guys jumping on this conversation down in the comments let us know what you guys think um great work ag bailey yeah isn't it funny how like our two friends the friends that that we know and support are the ones that are kicking everybody's ass in government everywhere everywhere eric schmidt and andrew bailey both from missouri both been on the show multiple times, both personal friends,

and they don't give a fuck. They are stomping on dicks, dude. And that's what we need. We need more. Yeah, we need more little sushi roll. We need more of that. Yeah, for sure, man. Shout out A.G. Bailey, bro.

Appreciate you guys. With that being said, man, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. Now, this is a good one for you. Tying all of this in, we got to bring this shit back home. We got to bring back this love of country. And there's a really, really cool place that's doing that. And I think this is pretty awesome.

So with that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads patriot ice cream shop rewards free soft serve to kids able to recite pledge of allegiance through july i think this is pretty fucking cool i like ice cream um ice cream is good joe biden likes it joe biden does like ice cream he does it's part of the what's your favorite ice cream um lactose free all of them is that what joe said which... What's your favorite ice cream? Lactose-free, all of them. Is that what Joe said? Which one is really your favorite? You know, I mean, I remember being fancy. What are we doing?

I'm sure you're going to come out with some fucking butter pecan fucking bullshit. Tell me about it. Let's hear. Well, so there is a place. I give them a shout out. There's a place downtown. What's it called? It's called The Fountain.

Okay. You know about The Fountain, don't you? No? I give them a shout out. There's a place downtown. What's it called? It's called The Fountain. Okay. You know about The Fountain, don't you? No? I don't think I've ever been there. Yeah, it's down on, I think it's off of Olive, I think. It's called The Fountain, though, bro. But, bro, it's all handmade ice cream, and they have this little thing called- They hand churn it?

Bro. Like Grandma used to do? Bro, listen. Bro, my great-grandma, she used to hand churn ice cream. It was fucking awesome. Bro. And they make this thing. You can get this thing.

It's called the pineapple upside down cake. Yeah. And bro, like they take a fucking slice of pineapple upside down cake, put that in the bottom of the fucking thing. Yeah. And then like coconut ice cream, fucking like, bro, it's fucking, it's ridiculous. You ever had, have you had, do you like frozen custard or ice cream yeah sure well i take frozen custard take both yeah yeah we got two of the best frozen

custard places ever ted drews and andy's yeah ted drews and andy's yep those are good spots that was that was all different too like they're different yeah i like them i'm completely different i mean ted drews is a is. Staple. You know? But Andy's pretty good, too. There was another place, too. Now, you might get shot trying to go there. It's up in Jennings called Velvet Freeze. Oh, they used to have those Velvet Freezes all over.

Really? Okay. Yeah, there was a Velvet Freeze. It was like a little old man. It's still there? Yeah. Still there. There used to be a good one in South County called Spanky's.

Spanky's spanky that place was awesome yeah i love ice cream but dude if i'm taking ice cream my favorite is mint chocolate chip really yeah bro well mint chocolate chip is good sounds about white you don't like that i think that's a white person thing no no it's funny that everybody's saying nah is all white i think do you like mint chocolate chip you know well i think i think i stand proven here was syed said no yeah right he doesn't like it because he's not white look at you guys agreeing you guys should make up you guys gonna kiss now come on man anyway back to the kids um in the late afternoon on any given monday in j, the kids all know to gather here to celebrate their common love of America and ice cream.

Eskimo King lives along Market Street in Swansea and still has an old time mom and pop ice cream shop feel. Handing out soft serve by the cone. This is local? Cookie. No, I think they're actually let me see swansea's over in illinois bro i think there's a few swansea's though oh really yeah no this is in maine so eskimo king of swansea maine okay um no ma is massachusetts okay right yeah massachusetts maine is me right is it mi me is it yeah mi is michigan you know your shit yeah yeah good job so eskimo king of swansea massachusetts um i thought you

just said it was maine shit no it's massachusetts ma okay yeah yeah um so they serve an eye-popping 350 flavors everything you can imagine from caramel nut crunch to shark bite and everything in between have all the colors of the rainbow but every monday this month their specialty will be red white and motherfucking blue for kids celebrating america with them by stepping up to their open air service windows under a flag beckoned awning, they will hand out free ice cream to all who tilt their head up to one of those youthful, smiling cashiers and ask. There's only one question. The 12 and under, if they can recite the pledge by memory, Eskimo King owner Nancy Demos, who's 67, told the Epoch Times if they have older siblings,

sometimes they help them if they struggle at the window, but they'll get free ice cream. So Miss Demos added that the girls at the teal will help a child fumbling with the word indivisible just on the tip of their tongue or one who is otherwise stuck. One way or another, everybody gets their ice cream, she said. The Massachusetts town is right beside bristol rhode island and so every fourth of july parade held by their neighboring town ultimately brings visitors in for ice cream uh draped from head to toe in red white and blue uh very patriot quote very patriotic so it fits right in mr maul said eskimo king is only too happy to serve. So, yeah. Cool.

Dang. Your ice cream looked good. Yeah, it does. What do you notice about that picture? Why is it black on the bottom? The what? That's the cone. That's the cone.

Yep, because everybody just pours into us, huh? If it was a black cone, there'd be nothing in it. Y'all are fucked up, man. You're the one that starts this shit here. Listen, dude. Here's the deal. What did he say?

Here's what I don't like. I don't like that the kids get help and that everybody gets their ice cream. This is meritocracy. They need to heighten their standards. All right? If they can't do it, tell them to go home and practice. We're not helping anybody

by giving them free shit. You turning this little girl down, bro? Yes. Get the fuck out of here. You go fucking practice. Come back later. What, you're not?

No, man. You're going to let her fucking get by? Yeah, give it to her bro that's how they end up with participation mindset no she's act if she tries listen in fact if she gets it wrong somebody should spank her put it locker in a cage until she says it right then she can get out of the cage yeah all right this is why this is why i don't have kids come on dude you'd be giving all that ice cream out bullshit now if it was like ducks or something i'd be giving

or dogs little kids are gonna grow to be little shitheads Yeah, maybe They'll be trying to steal the ice cream See, this is what's happening You're teaching them to get free ice cream They're gonna come back when they're 13 And hold you up for their free fucking ice cream If you teach them to actually get the thing right Then they know they gotta pay

They gotta do the right thing You can't be soft on these kids, man No soft serve That's how we got here Yeah Anyway Good on them,, man. That's how we got here. Anyway, good on them, though. I think that's cool. I think it's cool. She looks like a sweet old lady. She does, but she needs to get tougher.

We're going to have a talk. You got to get a little bite in there. She does look like a nice lady. Yeah, she does look sweet. Yeah, I think that's cool. There's no way that little girl said her pledge of allegiance. That's bullshit. That ice cream cone is little girl said her pledge of allegiance. That's bullshit. That ice cream cone is as big as her, dude. Look at that thing.

They look good, man. They do look good. That looks like a good spot. Yeah. Where's it at? Massachusetts. That whole thing looks right, bro. Look at that.

It just looks perfect. Wait. What's that on the mascot's face up on the sign? Oh, fuck. What is that? the mascot's face up on the sign? Oh, fuck. What is that? Oh, no. That's a fucking mask. No.

That's a fucking mask on their mascot. Fuck. What are you doing? Bro. That lady yelled at everybody about putting masks on. Yeah, what if they're trolling it? No, they're not trolling it. Well, here's what I'll say.

She's old, and it did disproportionately affect old people. It's true. We'll give her a pass. All right. See, I catch everything, bro. How'd you point that out, man? I fucking catch everything. God damn.

How'd you? Fuck. Place does look right, though. No, it does look good. no it does like that like you pull up there bro you know you're getting something good you're getting some a good cup of diabetes bro that's like a you know what i love dude i love gas stations that are like that like gas stations that are still old they got like you walk in it feels like 1985 dude they got like a cigarette machine over there and like i love that shit dude yeah i like it two separate over there and like i love that shit dude yeah i like it two separate entrances and shit yeah i like it dude yeah of course

not that old not that old all right that was that was so long ago. That was the 60s. This was the 80s. Gotcha. Yeah. Gotcha. Look at that ice cream sandwich.

Bro, it looks great. I love sugar cookies. Man, that's like a chocolate chip slash sugar cookie. Yeah, I love them. I think she makes them herself. I think it's her recipe. Guaranteed. Guaranteed. Guaranteed.

Those are fresh baked. Bro, you're like, come on. Come on. She's doing that shit every goddamn day. Yeah. That looks like a good spot. Yeah, for sure. Well, thumbs up, man.

Getting the kids to try. Yeah. I like it. I do, too. All right. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got. All right. Don't be a hoe.

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