REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 765. Andy & DJ CTI: DNC Day 2, Moscow Targeted With Largest Drone Attack & Five Bodies Found In Sunken Superyacht

Episode Date: August 22, 2024

In today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the second day of the DNC including Barack and Michelle Obama's speeches, Moscow being targeted with the largest drone attack of war with Ukraine, and Mike Lynch along with his business partner Stephen Chamberlain being killed separately within a couple of days.

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Yeah, man. What's going on? No, not much. So, you know, these intro topics, you know, we go from conspiracies to fucking, you know, got a little bit of everything. You know, sometimes it's just some interesting things happening in the world. But I remember, you know, there was a few times we'll do like these dumbass of the days. Right.

I got one for you. Okay. And I thought this one was pretty good. I like dumbass of the day. Yeah. I mean, they're pretty good. You know, I mean, this guy, you know, I'll let you be the judge. But guys, check this out.

This headline reads, person accidentally text Mississippi police officer to get together the smoke. Oh, that's pretty dumb. It's pretty fucking dumb. But the officer handled it pretty cool. So check this out. Gulfport Mississippi police officer gave a hilarious response after someone accidentally text him to get together to smoke. The Gulfport police department shared the text exchange between a random

person and one of the department's officers who uses sense of humor. When someone sent a message to the wrong person, the text conversation began about 10 PM on Friday with the initiator asking who he thought was a friend what they were up to. Chilling. How about you? The officer wrote. Want a smoke?

The random person asked. Along with sharing the screenshots of the text message, the department offered some advice to the public on Facebook. Pro tip, before you send the text, double check the number. Nothing like a wrong number text to really spice up someone's day. Police wrote here are here's the text exchange. It says, yo, what's up? What you doing? Chilling. How about you want to smoke? Smoke. I got some gas. I don't think I'm going to be able to smoke with you, bro.

We smoke all the time. I think you have the wrong number bro stop capping he sends back no cap that's funny he sent back a picture of him holding his badge yeah i mean that's funny dude yeah yeah so the post guard did some attention on social media one user writing uh quote literally i would have changed my number that moment another user wrote the way i would have thrown my phone across the room when i got that picture i would have been scared to pick it back up for the rest of the day i'm secondhand embarrassed for this person yeah man you gotta be careful man mean, the guy looks like he might smoke.

I mean, he looks like he undercover smokes. Yeah. He would have sold him some shit. Is it legal in Mississippi? Can you not smoke weed in Mississippi? I mean, it's 2024. So you can do... Can't you smoke weed everywhere? You can kiss your cousin in Mississippi, so I'm sure

you can smoke a little weed. You can do kiss him that's what i'm saying you know you could totally procreate it's medically allowed medically allowed yeah yeah it's cataracts cataracts that's what it is you clearly couldn't see the number that's fine yeah yeah well you'd be a great attorney i'd be a great defense attorney. You'd be great, bro. Yeah. Bro, you got the Lincoln. You'd be a Lincoln lawyer. Yeah, man. Just pay me up front. Dumbass of the day, man.

I thought that was just too good to pass up. Yeah. My client couldn't see the number clearly because of his glaucoma. I would have been worried about fucking search warrants after that. All right. Yeah, man. coma yeah but i would have been worried about fucking search warrants after that like all right yeah man well so we're gonna need some stuff today for this episode um and one of those things is we're gonna have to pull out our tinfoil hats all right towards the end so just be prepared audience listening um watching get your tinfoil hats ready you're gonna need them i i ready. You're going to need them. I guarantee you, you're going to need them. Go to your kitchen right now.

Grab the aluminum foil. Get to work while we're doing the show. Aluminum. The best tinfoil hat gets a prize. Okay. Tag the show with your best hat. Best one gets a prize. All right.

What's the prize? We'll figure it out. That's it. All I want to see today is people with their tinfoil fucking hats tagging me. Let's make an aluminum foil shortage across America. We'll go with the toilet paper shortage. Let's do it, man. So stay tuned.

Make sure you guys have that stuff ready because I promise you're going to need them. With that being said, though, let's get into our headlines. Headline number one. Gotta check in. DNC day number two. Got some things happening there. Sweet. That's been an interesting little thing going on. You have the Obamas.

They spoke. Doug Emhoff. He got personal during his speech. But yeah, so day two wrapped up of the Democratic National Convention. And there was some highlights. I got some personal favorites. We'll get to those in a minute.

You had Lil Jon was there. Lil Jon. Lil Jon. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I kind of grabbed my mom fucking love. The sweat drop down my balls. And I

thought it was great. You know, when they were like talking about like, and they go right into talking about Kamala and the balls and the balls. I'm sure she, you know, Michelle is singing along to the sweat drop down my balls.

That's clean did you see that fucking quote she said which one when she said uh you know the money yeah oh yeah do you have that in yeah all right um but so here's little john i thought you know and again like i mean you know megan style, like, I mean, you know, Megan Stallion, Lil Jon. I mean, we had Hulk Hogan, you know, and like, I mean, who else? Kodak Black fucking likes Trump. I mean, like, I'm not. Jason Aldean was there. I'm not even going to get there. You know, it's fine. You know.

God, that guy asking for the votes. That guy legit. That guy has negative testosterone. Like, negative. He gets zero pussy. Like, if you fuck, he's the black hole of testosterone and masculinity like if you walk next to him he's gonna suck it out of you probably literally too yeah you definitely do that yeah fucking weirdo

georgia how do you cast your vote georgia how do you cast your vote? Kamala. Kamala. Kamala. Kamala. Look at all the old white people with their cell phones out. Who's that black black? Yeah.

Who is that black fella? Who's that black fella? He's got to vote for us. He's black. Hands up. don't shoot my only thing going back to I'm telling you that's what they think when they say make it get make America great again they think it's like go back to 1820

bro yeah but like y'all still there now they fucking say that we see people on the internet being like well when was it so great i don't know like four years ago yeah like when we were the only country in the planet where you're not you know basically starving or fucking having more than half your money taken from you and you know all the other bullshit it was a few good times i just think it's funny how people think that they're like oh make america great yeah go back to slavery bro slavery ended in the fucking 18 fucking 60s okay you are a fucking moron and if you're still using

slavery from the 1860s as some sort of excuse for your life, you're a pathetic loser. It's stupid. Yeah. It's stupid. Absolutely stupid. Matt Walsh, he was also at the DNC. Did you see him?

Oh, and by the way, remember, it's white people's fault. My fault. My family didn't come here until fucking- It's your personal fault. I know. My family didn't come here until like 1920s, but it was my fault. It's definitely your fault. Colonizer.

Fucking white people. W-Y-T. W-Y-T. Matt Walsh was there. Talking about white. He was there. And he was there on the cover. He has a new film coming out called Am I Racist?

So David Weir's Matt Walsh, i racist um so the matt day the wires matt wash uh he was spotted on the floor of the dnc in chicago on tuesday um i don't think nobody even recognized that it was him um because he he was in his disguised as a liberal i mean that's a good disguise it's a great disguise yeah the buttons um you know the, the man bun, the glasses. I mean, yeah. The thrifting Goodwill blazer. His beard is too filled in. It is.

He needed a patchy. More patchy. Yeah, more patchy for sure. He even tried to troll CNN. Did you see this? No. Yeah, let's watch this interview. So this is Chuck Schumer doing an interview with CNN.

Let's just watch who hops in the background. The more they see her, the more they're going to like her. I saw what she did in the Senate. We served together for four years. She cared about families. She could work with all kinds of people, and she was effective in getting things done. One of the things she pushed, which we succeeded in, was $35 insulin for our senior citizens. Now we're going to get it for everybody.

What's your response when Trump takes credit of that? Trump takes credit for so many things he doesn't do and gets the blame for a lot of things he does do. He's lost his bearings, as we can see, day by day. Yeah, clearly he's lost his bearings. He actually is the person who made insulin 35 dollars biden switched it back and then they switched it back thinking you wouldn't know any better exactly yeah but he takes all the credit for very similar to how they uh you know

count the jobs uh based upon you know the covid comeback as like some sort of job growth or you know i don't know like overestimate the jobs that are created and then only to have them corrected three months later and they were overestimated by 80 to 90 percent every single time the only the same way that they say inflation is you know x uh and then in 90 days we find out that the report was wrong and it was actually x plus four or five points right just like that yeah just like that bro the problem is people are so fucking dumb they believe it you know they like oh they do yeah trump trump fucking did this biden undid it and then a few fucking months later he did it to say he did it like gotcha yeah yeah barry was there of course like we said barry uh did a talk um and uh you

know allegedly he likes penises he had to make a little penis joke did you see the joke no wasn't that funny um i mean that's coming from me so i mean you know that's real uh let's check this penis joke out from uh good old barry bama there's the childish nicknames, the crazy conspiracy theories, this weird obsession with crowd sizes. It. I thought that was stupid. Yeah, I mean, it's mid, mid at best. Did you watch his speech?

Not the whole thing, no him and michelle are so full of fucking shit like i don't understand how anybody could watch that and be like oh my god like we've already heard this bro you fuck the entire country up it's the same talking point yeah it's the same shit and then you got schumer saying oh kamala cares about family well right outside they got vasectomies and abortions like outside like 100 yards over there right outside yeah yeah um big mike spoke uh she she had a speech uh one interesting point that she's been getting hammered on um is uh where she talked about her parents were suspicious of folks who took more than they needed. And, you know, they were humble upbringing and modest. That's why they got four fucking mansions.

Exactly. All over. It's all over. Ten million dollars. Yeah. Here's here's a clip. You see, my mom, in her steady, quiet way, lived out that striving sense of hope every single day of her life. She believed that all children, all people have value, that anyone can succeed if given the opportunity. She and my father didn't aspire to be wealthy.

In fact, they were suspicious of folks who took more than they needed. They understood that it wasn't enough for their kids to thrive if everyone else around us was drowning so my mother volunteered at the local school she yeah it's interesting how big of a fucking piece of shit do you have to be to stand up there and say that when your policies impoverish people more than any other policies that have existed in American politics ever. You have ruined more people economically than any other administration in the history of Earth. Talking about the cabal here. Barack, Hillary, Biden, etc. exist to make money for themselves while lecturing you about selfishness from people who want to make money for themselves like imagine how sociopathic you have to be to be able to stand on stage and

say that when you went into the white house worth nothing and now you're worth what 100 million dollars bro she's she's having 70 million dollars 65 million to write a fucking book yeah bro okay the mansions no she's got they got four fucking mansions building another one in hawaii they got chicago they got washington dc they got hawaii and then they got the fucking martha's vineyard yeah and bro these people fly around on private jets which by the way i do too but you know what i fucking earned my shit you pay for yours i've i've i've i pay for mine and i've earned it for 25 fucking years of my life these people came in they were community organizers barack got fucking voted the senate because let's face it because he's black okay he got president

because he's black all right he's a great speaker he's a great orator I'm not going to take that away from him he's he's like if you listen to him and you don't know he's full of shit he sounds real good but he's already proven that he's full of shit and if you look at the eight years that they put with obama and then the fucking uh what is that another four with you know 12 of the last 16 years have been in control of the democrats and then they talk about how trump so you're telling me out of out of fucking 16 years man they're in control 12 of the years. The country looks like shit, and it's Trump's fault, which was the best economy we've had of those 16 years. And they have the nerve to stand on stage and lecture you about taking more than you need.

Now, I don't give a fuck because I'm a capitalist, bro. You should go out there and run up the fucking score. You do what is best for you and your family and your people. You should win. You should win big. You should show other people how to win big. That's what America is about. And you should take care of the people around you, but you are a fucking piece of shit to stand up on stage and act like everybody doesn't know who you are, what you're about, and that you are the epitome of the greedy, selfish politician that has benefited from being in power. There is no reason that a politician at any level should benefit financially from serving at all.

None. None. Oh, she wasn't the only one on that high horse. You got J.B. Pritzker. Very, very wealthy guy in politics. The richest governor in the united states yeah um he says take it from an actual billionaire trump is only rich in one thing stupidity well you're a calorie billionaire bro that's what pritzker is he's a fucking calorie billionaire yeah dude which is

also you can barely talk because your fucking neck next so fat bro Like yours, it's surprising to me that that dudes even still alive it is But even on that man like there was some there's some worship with his stuff I mean like, you know, like just this past year, you know Oh, by the way that motherfucker comes from a fucking wealthy family the ninth richest family in the country That's right. 100% the heir to the Hyatt Empire of hotels and stuff. Yeah, and he's up there talking about it. You didn't build any of it.

You were born into it, you fat fuck. Right. But I mean, there's some weird stuff with his finances. I fucking can't stand that guy. No, I hate him. Yeah. I hate him. But there's some interesting stuff.

He's got some really good people in his family. Yeah. Like, I know some extended family of his. Good people. That guy, turd. Piece of shit. Yeah. Complete piece of shit, you know, but like and it's weird because like with him and, you know, you look at the last four years of just his personal finances, which all have to be submitted because he's a public official. His yearly income.

Taxable income. He's been reporting less and less each year, but yet his net worth keeps rising, which is interesting, um, each year and year and year. Um, and not only that he's right, he's paid. So he's reporting less taxable income to pay less taxes while raising the taxes of everybody that lives in the state of Illinois. Um, that's interesting. Uh, but outside of all of this, man, you know, you leave it to mainstream media and they want to focus on here's the best zingers

from the DNC that day. And really, ultimately what they couldn't stop doing is obviously talking about Donald Trump. They don't have nothing else to talk about. There's nothing else to talk about. And again, here we are, not addressing any of the issues. Andy, like you said, they've been in power for the last 12, 16.

Yeah, here you go, bro. Democrats been in power for 1,309 days and 12 out of the last 16 years. How is the mess that Democrats made Trump's fault? Yeah. I mean, this guy pressed this on CNN. Watch this. In all these speeches speeches as good as they were is that she's in the white house right now democrats have controlled the white house for

12 of the last 16 years and for all of the talk about division and the problems in the country and people are hurting democrats have mostly controlled this country. Trump had it for four. The Obamas and Biden had it for the rest of the time. And somehow, it's still all Trump's fault, and somehow she hasn't been at the center of it. So to me, that's still the glaring hole in this campaign that hasn't yet been solved at the convention. How do you explain all of the problems that will be solved by the person who is currently in there

for the last three and a half years who is supposed to already be working on solving it yeah makes no sense do you notice how they all looked at him like they had nothing to say to him their faces are blank they can't see anything and the reason they can't get up there and say any dude listen any of you motherfuckers out here that think Kamala, you're going to vote for Kamala. Look, I understand we have people that are going to vote both ways, but dude, listen, I would just like to hear an argument that is based in actual fact that does not involve Donald Trump.

Like, let's hear that one time. We haven't heard that one time at all over the last eight years there's never been a a real policy or a real idea it's always trump is a threat to our democracy fear fear fear their democracy is communism that's what they're working to install they don't mean you think they mean democracy they don't mean what you think they mean they mean communism they mean total control they mean democracy. They don't mean what you think they mean. They mean communism. They mean total control. They mean when they say this is going to be a dictatorship.

No, they want a dictatorship. Everything they do, they accuse the other side of doing, which isn't a communist manifesto anyway. But like, bro. Yeah. Here you go. Here you go, right here. Cover that. U.S. economy created 818,000 fewer jobs than previously reported.

U.S. job growth during much of the past year was significantly weaker than previously reported, according to new data published Wednesday. It's not that it was, you know, a misrepresentation. It's not that it was, you know, a mistake, a clerical error. They lied. They blatantly fucking lied. And more importantly, that is the biggest, the largest downward revision since 2009. They keep telling you that it's okay. They keep telling you everything's fine.

It's the best economy. Look at the amazing job Biden's done. And then one side of their mouth is, look at the amazing side Biden's done. And then Kamala gets on stage and says, we're going to fix all this. Fix what? Well, if you've done an amazing job, what the fuck are you going to fix? Right. If everything's so good.

And by the way, you're going to fix it on day one. You've been in office for four fucking years. Okay? Like, this does not fall. Like, they think people are legit low IQ morons. And if you want to know what they really think of you pay attention to how they talk to you and treat you no right they get up there and they rant and rave and they talk about hope and change and my family didn't like rich people while fucking this fucking lady or whatever she is has

made a hundred million dollars from being in office okay no from being the fucking the wife of the president sucker of the fucking yeah right exactly like dude and so these people stand up there and blatantly lie to their voter base and their voter base gobbles it up like it's fucking and then it's like dude you think these people don't know like that they can't fucking afford groceries or that they can't afford gas like you got uh kareem kgp up on stage every day the accomplishments of joe biden will go down in history this is the most impressive transfer yeah it is when you fucking lie about the data over and over again when you base your economic growth off of the shutdowns that the media and everybody created

during covid and the rebound and say oh look at our historic growth oh you just said people can go to work again right and then on top of it they do this exact thing with not just the job market they do it with inflation they do it with all the key economic indicators they publish a report that is complete bullshit and then they revise it quietly months later and say oh we made a mistake it's actually 50 less of what we said it was going to be exactly exactly dude that's disgusting last little thing you know on this and then you argue with these democrats out in the street and they fucking are like bro bud's the best fucking economic president in history no no they don't even. Bro, did you see the poll that they did with Democrats

where 79% of Democrats could not identify the actual issues that were on the policy of Kamala Harris at all. They had no idea that she wants things like a 44% capital gains tax or a 25% unrealized capital gains tax. Okay. Like raising the corporate tax. Dude, they want to tax you on unrealized gains in your house. Okay. So if you own a house and the house has went up $200,000, they want you to write a check ahead of time ahead of you selling the house

for fifty fucking thousand dollars okay so if you have two hundred thousand dollars of equity in your house like you you bought your house you got equity in your house because i know what you paid for and let's say you had 200 grand of equity in your house they are going to come to you and they're going to say mr dj i need you to write it. The IRS is going to say, I need you to write a check for $50,000 in cash. Before I even sell it. Before you sell it. And if you don't, we're going to put you on a payment plan. And if you don't go on a payment plan, we're going to seize your assets.

People don't even know that that's part of their fucking plan. And seize these assets. Listen, dude, people have no idea. The people that vote for them have no idea of what the fuck these people are even about it is a complete popularity contest and dude you know yeah there's some people that believe it um here's another note that i know for sure did you see how uh how kamala skyped in from milwaukee and they pretended like they had a whole full stadium at Milwaukee last night. Yeah, so Kamala wasn't at Chicago.

She was in Milwaukee, which is very close. And they pretended like they sold out a stadium in Milwaukee, but they didn't. They sectioned off the whole stadium to where it was just one little section behind her and one little section in front of her and then portrayed it as an entire stadium full of people and while the stadium like i said on yesterday's show was fucking packed the stadium in walkie was not and you know how i know because i got people on the inside to send me some fucking videos oh no shit yeah they had it all cordoned off it was one section in front and one section behind it was totally fucking fake totally fake jeez so that she's standing there pretending like oh look we you got obama's two

stadiums you got obama making up this joke about crowd sizes right and fucking they're pretending like she's way more popular than she is intentionally and you have to ask why they're doing that why why would they go to milwaukee which is like, what, an hour away from Chicago? Yeah. It's close. And fucking say, look, we sold out a stadium here too. Why would you do that? To cheat.

Okay. To cheat. To keep the perception that she's wildly popular so that they can cheat and say, bro, she got 97 million votes, right? Most popular of all time. Because they learned last time that nobody believed that fucking Biden 81 million vote shit. Okay? So, that, and I know for a fucking fact.

Okay? Because I got people on the inside that send me fucking video. I'll send you the video right here. Can I post it? I don't know if we can post it, i'll definitely send it to you you get it wow yeah well i saw more tickets to that than in arte wow yeah i mean that that's convincing yeah i can't i i can't post that because that comes from a confidential source that i don't want to burn that's that's i mean that yeah but they're i promise you it'll get it'll get out some other way but i promise you they're fucking lying

they're they're trying to create a perception yeah yeah well the other little piece on this thing man with the dnC that I thought was interesting was this guy named Steve Cortez. You know, now, what's the Democrat Party stance on IDs, Andy? Oh, well, I mean, we don't need IDs to vote. Right. Black people are too dumb to use a computer or get an ID. And if we ask for IDs to vote, it's racist.

It's racist. IDs are racist. Yes. Oh, this guy, Steve Cortez, he actually brought an illegal alien with him to the DNC to get in. Guess what they asked him for? An ID? And they wouldn't let him in. The DNC was more secure than our fucking southern border

i just thought that was interesting that doesn't show you that they're full of shit completely full of shit man people have to get listen we have to get to the bottom line they are trying to repopulate the united states i saw this fucking uh this page today this this white dude was standing out on the corner and said hey white people uh you know that you're being replaced in your own country okay and that's that's what he's saying people were all in the comments were full of black people saying oh well you didn't care about that when the indians or you didn't you were fucking blah blah blah they're making fun of the dude you know but like the funny thing is is like the black black people haven't figured out that they're being replaced, too. They are being replaced.

You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not just the white people that are being replaced. Americans are being replaced, black and white. Okay? So, before you get all high and mighty and make fun of people who say that, realize it's not just white people. It's all Americans that are being replaced intentionally. 100%, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation

let us know what you guys think um down in the comments with that being said uh let's go check out some of these comments okay let's go cruise them uh this first comment comes from uh this first comment comes from RuthianHistoic. He says, I literally cannot go a day without this show. Me neither. Me neither. He's black. Yeah, he's black.

I appreciate it, bro. That's love, man. Yeah. Listen, man. What do you mean, and he's black. Yeah, he's black. I appreciate it, bro. That's love, man. Yeah. Listen, man. What do you mean Andy's black? Huh? What, you racist? No.

What, you think black people don't listen to the show? I didn't know they could. Because they don't have- They couldn't use a computer. I got it. That's fair. You know what I'm saying? You know what, bro? I love our audience.

Oh, they're great. Yeah. They're absolutely great. This next one comes from uh at jayvianna donson i mean huh says uh english accent dj sounds so hot there's something wrong with you what the is that in that in my head, though? No, this ain't me, bro. That 100% is you. It is not me. You can check this laptop.

Yeah. It ain't me. That's cultural appropriation. That's fucked up. Yeah. That's fucked up. That is so fucked up. All right.

Thanks. This last one comes from at N Mueller 2430. And you got to address this. They say the only crowd size that matters is those that vote in November. Both sides are playing this game and it's going to cost us our future. It needs to be about how we are going to set this country on the right path. I agree. I agree. I agree.

I don't know that both sides are playing the crowd game. I mean, Trump's getting 60, 70,000 people at his fucking rallies. Consistently. Yeah. I mean, that's a fact. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, I agree with the statement. You know, it doesn't matter about the crowd size.

It matters how many people engage, how many people go to the polls. And if Trump is going to win and people who want to vote for Trump want him to win, there is going to be have to, you're going to have to consider the fact that they're probably going to put 30 or 40 million extra votes in there, which means you're going to have to bring three or four or five of your friends to the fucking voting booth that wouldn't normally vote. So unless we do that, unless we go out and start recruiting our own people to go with us, you know, make a fucking thing out of it. Go vote, get some lunch, go vote, fucking grab a beer, go vote, crush a workout, make a day out of it. You know what I'm saying? Like, but dude, this has to happen and people have to show up and vote. Like, and, and, you know, you have to look at the media and what's being shoved in our face. You know, what's being shoved in our face is two different sets of propaganda. One, I don't know, intentionally or unintentionally comes from the conservative side, which is

this overconfidence that Trump has it in the bag, which, bro, like that's the wrong message to be putting out to people. I don't know if these people are being paid by the democrats or if they're all this is intentional but there are a lot of pro trump or conservative influencers that continue to propagate this shit that makes it seem like he's got it in the bag and like dude those people are either getting paid to do that or they're really fucking stupid then on the other side you got this demoralization technique that the left and the media are all combined in doing which is to present a false image of someone's popularity to artificially close the gap of perception so that when they cheat it's believable so um yeah and and also you know if they make the

perception strong enough that's going to keep certain Republican voters at home because they're like, well, fuck, they got it. Yeah, we're good. Yeah, man. We got to vote, bro. Yeah, I mean, both sides playing the game. I don't know if I agree with that, but what needs to happen is correct on what this man is saying. 100%. Guys, we appreciate you for being real-ass fans.

Keep liking, keep commenting. Make sure you guys hit that bell notification on the YouTube. Stay up to date with the latest episodes dropping from Real AF. With that being said, let's keep this cruise moving. Headline number two. Let's head over to Mother Russia. Got this headline number two reading, Moscow targeted with largest drone attack of war with Ukraine.

Russian officials. All 45 Ukrainian drones over Moscow, Bernask, Belgrade, Kaluga, and Kursk, Russian officials say. So Ukraine targeted Moscow on Wednesday in what Russian officials called one of the largest drone strikes on the capital since the war began in 2022. All 11 drones heading toward the capital and the Moscow region were destroyed, Russia's Ministry of Defense said. In total, Russia said its air defenses downed 45 Ukrainian drones, including 23 over the Byrnash region, six over Belgrade, three over Kaluga, and two over Kursk. Quote, this was one of the biggest attempts of all time to attack Moscow using drones,

Moscow Mayor Sergei Zaboyan said on his Telegram channel, adding that strong air defenses around the capital prevented the drones from striking their intended targets. Some Russian social media channels shared videos of drones, apparently being destroyed by air defense systems, which then set off car alarms, uh, in Russia's Kursk region. One person was killed and two were wounded after Ukrainian drone dropped an explosive device on their car.

Acting regional governor, Alexei Smirnoff, uh, said on telegram, according to Reuters. Um, now you got this large offensive, large offensive that Ukraine is pushing in. What do you think Ukraine's concerned about right now and worried about and wanting?

More money, of course. More money, more weapons. Zelensky just calls out U.S., Us uk france over slow weapons deliveries um this guy's such a bitch bro he's such a fucking little twerp yeah man oh it's our fucking responsibility to fucking fuck you bro um so as ukraine gains territory inside russia's got fucking yachts houses houses, airplanes, all the shit. He's fucking, what, 30-something years old? Fuck this guy.

I agree. I agree. Well, you need your fucking son of those your weapons. Send them faster. How about you stop attacking the big bad fucking wolf right next to you, you dumb fuck. Bro, at this point, I'm just hoping fucking Putin just says,

fuck you and fucking destroys these people. That's my thing. Like I'm so fucking, I've become so anti-Ukraine in this situation that I can't even take it anymore. Well, I mean, that's my thing. And it sucks for the Ukrainian people because I'm not talking about the Ukrainian people.

I'm talking about their government. The Ukrainian people should fucking revolt against these people. Well, the ones that are left. Yeah yeah they've already killed all the men for nothing and women and children have allegedly have been you know they left the country in 2022 so i mean it's like that that's kind of my hang-up i'm like what what is putin holding back for like what's he what's the restraint at this point in the game i think he's i think he is very aware that we have a very small amount of people that are causing lots and lots and lots of disruption and i think he's a responsible leader in the fact

of that he knows that the people of america don't represent the administration of america right now and i think he probably understands that about ukraine as well and i think he i think he understands like man you know like we got to show some restraint here because we end up killing all these people that don't even agree with fucking what's being done anyway so like you know there's there's a moral dilemma there if you're a responsible leader but they are quickly closing that gap window because as a leader when your people start to die and they start to bring the attack to you you're gonna have to step on somebody's fucking throat yeah do something right you gotta do something man and it is my take is they're doing everything they can meaning the united states nato the western countries to get this war going yeah they want

this fucking war for sure that's i mean why else would and they want the war in the middle east too yeah they want it to be chaos it's funny how they're they're trying to push this monkeypox shit real hard you got who declaring a worldwide pandemic on or uh on monkeypox and then you have fucking uh the war you know it's almost like somebody told you that that was what they were gonna do it's almost like you know they're pushing almost like me like i fucking told you for like last two or three years exactly what the fuck they were gonna do and now they're doing it it's almost like i don't know i don't fucking miss you know but fuck dude what do i know yeah wearing tinfoil hat over here um and on top of this offensive happening you also got russian ships they're they're moving again um and they're moving right along uh nato's maritime

border and they have been for the last nine days and nobody's really talking about that they are literally surrounding nato nations right now with massive fleets of warships um and so that's been going on you got uh um portuguese is actually kind of like guiding them and guard. I mean, trying to stay with them, make sure they're not doing anything crazy. But you got that happen. But with all this offensive stuff happening, you know, all these offensive pushes from Ukraine happening, there was something that happened about a week ago that nobody really covered that much. And you got to look at Wall Street Journal.

They're the ones that broke this story that apparently, allegedly, Zelensky, the plan to blow up Nord Stream pipelines was culminated between Zelensky, some allegedly U.S. sources and personnel to do this. And Zelensky denied this report, obviously. And then the very next day, they start pushing these massive offensive attacks onto Russia. A top advisor to Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky has denied a report in The Wall Street Journal that his government approved a plan to blow up the Nord Stream pipelines in September of 2022. According to the journal, a six-member crew of Ukrainian civilians and active duty soldiers used a small rented yacht, satellite navigation, sonar, and seabed maps to reach the Nord Stream pipelines on the bottom of the Baltic Sea, where the divers used an explosive known as HMX and timer-controlled detonators

to rupture the pipelines, triggering a massive release of methane gas. The blast severed three of the four pipelines that carried Russian gas to Europe. Now, allegedly, this plan that was put together by these sources was done at a bar while these men were drinking, brought to top officials in the Ukrainian military, was pushed to Zelensky, who then approved them, but then later allegedly reneged. And these men continued on this plan by themselves. That was the story that came out from the Wall Street Journal. Zelensky denied. Then again, you turn right back around, and now you've got these massive drone pushes into Russia.

They're definitely poking the bear. They're swatting at the hornet's nest. They can't cry when they get fucking stung and bit. I mean, dude, everybody's sick of this guy. Everybody's sick of him. Like, bro, like, real talk, they should tactically just fucking eliminate this guy. Just fucking eliminate him, bro. Figure out where the fuck he is and fucking eliminate him.

I think he's here. I wouldn't doubt it, bro. We don't know where he is. Because if you remember- He's a fucking coward, dude. He is. You're conscribing and kidnapping grown men in their 50s to go fight a war that you know you're not going to win.

Bro. And that's like I really do. I mean, I remember a couple of years ago, bro, like, you know, he would come out and do his talks. And like there were some weird things with the videos that were being released. Yeah. Remember my green screen, green screen background. I think he's fucking chilling here in Florida somewhere. You know, allegedly what I heard.

I heard he's got a place down in Miami. That's what I heard. One of his houses. That's what I heard. Yeah. I don't know. Guys, you jump in on this conversation. You let us know down in the comments what you guys think with our situation over in

Russia and Ukraine. With that being said, as promised, it's time for tinfoil hats. We got headline number three. All right. Now, this is an interesting one. Stay with me. All right. While we try to connect some of these dots, but I'm sure everybody's seen it. And I seen this a couple of days ago. I didn't really know what to make of it. But as always with these things is you can't just jump in, you know, on emotions. And the first thing that comes to mind, you got to let stuff kind of develop. Let the cake bake. Number three, this goes back to a Monday headline.

Tech magnate missing after luxury super yacht sinks off Sicily in violent storm. OK, now this came out. This was Monday, Monday or Tuesday, I believe it came out. I'm like, OK, I mean, I mean, a billionaire dies in a yacht. It's not really mainstream news, but it was. I'm like, why? It didn't really make sense. I didn't want to put it on the last episode of CTI.

The more information has come out, that is definitely interesting, okay? So, let's dive through this a little bit. So, a British tech magnate and several other people are missing this is the original report after a luxury super yacht sank near sicily's main city palermo during a violent storm of italian officials and sources familiar with the matter told cnbc at least one person was killed that was at the time of this reporting. Mike Lynch, who was regularly described in UK media as Britain's Bill Gates, was not among those rescued, said the sources, who asked not to be named because of the sensitivity of the situation. They added that Angela Bacar as Lynch's wife had been plucked from the waters off the Italian island. Lynch was among six people who were unaccounted for.

The Associated Press quoted Salvo Cassinia of Sicily's Civil Protection Agency as saying, quote, there were in the wrong place at the wrong time. He said. Cochina said also confirmed that Baccaras had survived. Italy's Coast Guard said in the statement that the 184 foot sailboat named the Basan sank due to a violent storm off Palermo around 5 a.m. local time. That's 11 p.m. Eastern time with 22 people on board. 15 people were rescued.

Six passengers were missing. That's what the report said. All right. Now. There was plenty of witnesses that were talking about the storm. Karsten Borner, the captain of a ship that rescued the survivors, told reporters that there was a quote strong hurricane gust and we had to start the engine to keep the ship in an angled position, according to Reuters. All right. Now, the ship, it's not that old. It was built in 2008. It's registered in the UK.

It was built by the shipbuilder Perini. It has an aluminum hull that can carry 12 guests and a crew of up to 10. That makes 22 for a full capacity yacht. It's a luxury vessel. People spend about $215,000 a week to charter this boat out. It's a big boat. It's massive. It has a massive forward cockpit, main salon.

I mean, it's a nice boat. It's a very, very nice ship. It's baller, as many people would say. Now, as of today, at the time of this recording, they have found five bodies. They were found in the sunken super yacht, according to the officials. One of those bodies, they are saying, belongs to Mr. Lynch. All right. Now, again, this is not mainstream news. Like, OK, cool. But I mean, you got to dig into this guy just a little bit and you start seeing some very, very interesting things. And so Mike Lynch, he was 59 years old.

He's the British founder of the tech venture capital firm Invoke Capital and co-founder of the tech firms Autonomy and Darktrace. In June, which was just two months ago, he was acquitted of all charges after a decade-long U.S. fraud trial related to the 2011 sale of Autonomy to Hewlett Packard. The voyage on the Basayan, owned by a company controlled by Lynch's wife, Angela Bacarres, was intended to be a celebration of his legal victory. That's what Britain's Telegraph reported. All right. So Lynch sold Autonomy, which was one once England's biggest software company, to Hewlett Packard in 2011 for more than 11 billion dollars.

All right. He, Mr. Lynch, was subsequently accused of overvaluing the company and was charged in the united states with fraud he was acquitted in june all right now there was other people on this boat right his buddies like you know hey we're celebrating i mean fuck we've been fighting this for over 10 years let's go on the yacht let's go celebrate one of those people on the yacht was this missing new york city lawyer um who also posted a very weird text message. I'm sorry. Social media posts moments before this hurricane and strong gust of wind came out of nowhere. He's a top New York City lawyer and he's been missing.

They have not yet said if he was one of the bodies that was recovered. But on Monday morning, he eerily written about his family living, quote, happily ever after. And one of his final social media posts before vanishing with his wife in the shipwreck. Christopher Morvillo. He's a 59 year old lawyer who helped British tech tycoon Mike Lynch, the owner of the boat, with when his fraud trial. He thanked the legal team who helped their success in his penultimate LinkedIn post before the tragedy.

At the end of the eerie post, he wrote, quote, And finally, a huge thank you to my patient and incredible wife, Nita Morvello. My two strong, brilliant and beautiful daughters,rina morvillo and sophia morvillo now this is where shit gets weird okay this guy all right christopher morvillo an attorney guess what other major case he worked on Now, go back to September of 2001. Morvillo is a partner at a white collar firm, a law firm, Clifford Chance, which has an office on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan. He is a former federal prosecutor who worked on the criminal investigation of the September 11th terror attacks, according to his online bio. So this was the guy who was responsible for trying to figure out and clear up this investigation on 9-11 and terrorist attacks. Right. And he led that he was a federal prosecutor that led those charges.

Now, I remember a couple like not even a week ago, not even a week ago, there was some, a lot of noise being made about September 11th and the terrorist attack because there was one person who was allegedly the mastermind behind 9-11, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, who the U.S. reached a plea deal with and got him off of his death sentence. And then a week later, you have this boat happening. And not only that, another member of that team missing or in that group with Mike Lynch and Mr. Moraviglio, he also was he also died. Literally days before the yacht sank and they hit and run while he was jogging now wait wait wait so mike lynch the the guy who is from england the english bill gates correct

his business business partner on august 17th was hit by a car and killed. Correct. And then a few days later... He dies in the storm. Okay. Yeah, nothing fishy about that. Nothing fishy. Now, I feel like there's two birds with one stone. Personally, I feel like the obvious thing is, okay, the U.S. kind of pissed off.

I'm not saying we can manipulate the weather where it's possible, but it is fucking weird that this massive fucking yacht sinks from a gust of wind all right i think it's weird but you know 10 years a fucking big fuck you to the united states government for winning their case now you die and then days before that your partner who was also accused with you who also got off he died um and then the mix in with this 9-11 shit man and the guy who was prosecuting this guy who i'm sure was pissed and had some information on he also dies in this in

this event i think it's all a little just too messy for me bro and i don't know if that's too much tinfoil but where do you got on this how do you make sense of any of this? I mean, look, bro, we don't live in a. We live. Look, the laws and the rules and all the things that we're told exist for us do not exist for the governments. They do not exist for other people. and ethics and morality out of the equation, that opens you up to the simplest answers, all things being equal, which is you fuck with me, I fuck with you. And clearly that's what happened. These guys fuck with the wrong people and those wrong people who don't play by our rules and aren't bound by our laws, they made decisions to eliminate these people. That's what it seems like to me. It doesn't seem like anything other than that. There's no chance that this dude's business partner gets run over on August 17th

and then literally fucking two, three days later, the other business partner gets killed and they just won this case and they have all these connections. Like, bro, bullshit. They probably knew some real shit about what happened at 9 11 they probably had some situations where you know they had information that could be leveraged against certain people that don't play by these rules and those people killed them and that's's, you know, the average human being lives by society's rules

when the people who make the rules for society don't live by those rules at all. And sometimes the average human being forgets that. You know, we have this going on politically right now in our country. There's a lot of people that say things like, well, if that were true, it'd be on TV. No, it wouldn't be on TV. What would be on TV is what they want you to believe. It's called a television program. It's because it's meant to program you into thinking something that you wouldn't otherwise believe. And the programming is so heavy and so intense and has never been questioned by most people that they automatically believe what it is they see on TV.

This is why when you see someone on TV, you know it's a huge deal, right? We've been taught that television is it. And if you're on television, you're making millions of dollars. And you're popular. And you're right. And you're telling the truth. And none of that is true, okay? So, you know, we have people that, that, that are ignorant to the idea

that there is a whole bunch of people out here that are not living by these rules and don't live by these rules and don't give a fuck. And they're called the governments. Those people are not held accountable. They're not held to any sort of standard. They can kill, they can jail, they can fuck with you. They can take your kids. They can kill your kids. Bro, remember when that dude from Georgia, his son got blown up in that car bomb when he questioned the integrity of the fucking election in 2020? No one talks about that. Nobody talks about that. Nobody talks about that. You know what I'm saying?

Bro, we have agencies who solely exist to kill people who have information that will ruin their ability to maintain power and control over the population. And they're willing to kill, fight, do whatever they have to do to keep that going. And that's why I tell you guys over and over again, you know, they intend to do anything that they can to maintain their power and to avoid accountability. And that includes pandemics, that includes wars, that includes assassinations, that includes everything that they can do. And people think that they're just, you know, like these people who think like, oh, man, Trump's just going to walk away with it. Bro, you're insane. They're, they are not giving up power to trump. It's not happening, bro. It's gonna have to be uh an undeniable show of force with the population In terms of how they vote

And then also an undeniable show of force with the population to not tolerate the bullshit that these people are willing to do And until that happens they're going to continue to do it because their asses are on the line. If they are held accountable, all of this dirt comes out and all of these nasty things come out that they've been doing. And Trump openly threatens to bring those things out. But the problem with Trump is, is he had a chance to do that and he didn't do it. Why didn't you do it? Well, that's a good question to ask, man. I think it's an important question to ask you, bro. Like, I mean, people get so caught up on this side of this side, but it's a good question to ask man i think it's an important question to ask you bro like i mean people get so caught up on you know this side of this side but it's like i mean ultimately it comes down to just making the best decision for right now yes trump's it obviously but these

people are not gonna stop bro they're not gonna stop even if trump are to win they're not gonna fucking go away no then they're gonna say the election was stolen yeah we're gonna have to yeah and then for four yeah that's right look bro this is gonna end in violence it's just it is the way it is the good news is is that one side is very weak and one side is very strong one side is very unarmed one side is very armed and uh when the america people get tired of these people these criminals doing all of these things, they will stand their ground. But I'll say this, Trump is not the final answer for America like a lot of people think. We have to completely revise and refresh and reestablish

what it means to be an American, what it means to live by the Constitution, what it means to limit government involvement. When I look at our government, the changes that need to be made are extreme. They're not minor. And I just don't know that many people are willing to be as extreme as they need to be to make the changes. And, you know, everybody wants to sit around and have unity and sing Kumbaya. And I like that, too. I like that. But we also have to face the reality of the situation is that there's a small minority of people who have grabbed disproportionate amounts of power and control over society and they're

criminals and uh you know they they are in every country globally they coordinate and they abuse the fuck out of the population of the world and until the population of the world the real human beings don't stand up and say hey we're done with shit. And they do so in unison in a world global, legit revolution of overthrowing fucking all of these toxic, corrupt governments and starting fresh, um, which is a possibility. But until that happens, bro,

uh, you know, the changes are going to be minor. Yeah. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said,

let's get to our final segment of the show. As always have thumbs up or dumb as fuck um not really sure how to even intro this so let's just do it uh our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads 12 foot python bites man and testicles as he sat on toilet. Then he beat it to death with a brush. Okay. Did he crawl through the toilet? Oh, really? What country?

Thai. Thailand. That seems like something that would happen in Thailand. Does. Amongst other things. Yeah, so this toilet attack was totally nuts well at least he's got a future as a lady boy that's right it's funny because it's true yeah uh the th Thai man was bitten on the testicles by a 12 foot python while he sat on the toilet. So he beat the serpent to death with a toilet brush, leaving his bathroom splattered in blood, according to reports and stunning photos. Tine that Taiwan nine nine felt a sharp pain after he took a seat on Tuesday. So he reached down and grabbed the snake by the neck and tried to rip it off

his privates. According to Asia Pacific press quote, I felt something biting my balls. It was very painful. So I put my hands in the toilet to see what was wrong. I was shocked that I grabbed a snake because he did not have a snake. That's not mine. All right, we're canceling the show.

This is the last episode. I know I promised you three this week, but yeah. When the snake didn't budge, he grabbed a toilet brush and began beating it in the head. Good job. Prompting the snake to release its fangs, according to the outlet. Quote, I quickly stood up and plucked it out. I felt pain, really bad pain, and there was blood everywhere, but I was more shocked to have found a python in the toilet, Thangonwan said.

Jaw-dropping photos he posted on social media show the bloodthirsty serpent lying dead in his bathroom. Thangonwan was immediately taken to a hospital to get a tetanus vaccine, but he thankfully didn't need stitches according to the uk metro quote my testicles are now are safe now i'm lucky it wasn't a venomous snake a cobra would have killed me he said but i haven't used that toilet again since it wasn't clear from the reports where in thailand the attack took place here are some pictures um of the scene damn bro that's 12 feet that looks like a little mini python

yeah i mean big enough to not fucking want it to bite your balls yeah for sure yeah for sure i don't want nothing biting my balls yeah that's gross dude yeah man fucking crawling off the toilet imagine sitting on the toilet and the snake bites you i check mine every time you you check your toilet for snakes no i mean for anything i always how do you check it oh just like i look oh just a quick glance yeah you gotta look you know what i'm saying check before you sit you know oh that's that's fucked up man that's like a that's like final, like creepy shit. I'd never take a shit again.

I hate snakes, dude. So like that's not, like I'm not scared of anything but snakes. It's the only thing. You see that thing going around Instagram, all the shit that you're scared of? It's just snakes. Snakes. I have no problem with snakes.

Yeah. I have no problem. I mean, I don't want them in my toilet biting my balls. I don't. I think snakes should be eliminated. What? Yeah, genocide of snakes. Yeah. I have no problem. I mean, I don't want them in my toilet biting my balls, but. I don't. You know. I think snakes should be eliminated. What? Yeah.

Genocide of snakes. They're beautiful creatures. They're great for the ecosystems. No, they're not. Some of them. No, they're not. These are invasive, but yeah, man. I mean, testicles are safe.

Homo snake. Huh? Biting balls. Dude, I mean, like, imagine the snake, man. You're just chilling there. Motherfucker puts her stinky booty on you. That bites some balls too No No

I don't know how you beat a snake to death with a brush though too Like that's I mean actually it doesn't take much To kill a snake? No it doesn't take much Really? Yeah Cause I mean their heads are small anyway

The brain's not that Like the skull itself's not that thick A lot of it's just cartilage They still have a lot of brains So you just beat it together I mean, their heads are small anyway. The brain's not that, like the skull itself's not that thick. A lot of it's just cartilage. They just don't have a lot of brains. So you just beat it together. I mean, a couple of nice strikes, they're done. Really?

Mm-hmm. I always went for the cut the head off with the shovel thing. Mm-hmm. I hate that, though, because then their eyes and their mouth, like, move for like two minutes afterwards. Their body still moves, yeah. I know, and they like look at you. And it's like. Why'd you do that?

Yeah, it makes me sad. I like animals, bro. I just don't like poisonous snakes in my garage no for sure yeah for sure and uh i'm pretty sure that's piss on the floor too yeah it might just be water i mean look bro i mean that's excusable we'll allow it yeah bro i had to kill that copperhead in my garage with the fucking shovel i felt bad afterwards because that because like bro i had to kill that copperhead in my garage with the fucking shovel i felt bad afterwards because because like bro i cut his head off with the shovel and then like he kept looking at me andy yeah he was like looking at me and his tongue kept going out and i'm like fuck it took like two minutes too man i go for a minute i go for a minute but like bro that's a poisonous fucking snake very venomous snake yeah very very venomous snake. Yeah. Very, very venomous snake for sure. Yeah, man.

So what do we got on this? Balls down. Balls up. Yeah, ball deep. Balls deep. Balls deep. Yeah. All right, sweet, man.

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