REAL AF with Andy Frisella - 770. Andy, Duke Gomez & DJ CTI: Armed Venezuelan Gang Storms Colorado Apartment, Trump ‘Respectfully’ Honored Fallen Troops At Arlington Cemetery & Bud Light Back To Basics After Culture Wars Backlash

Episode Date: August 30, 2024

On today's episode, Andy & DJ are joined in studio by content creator and comedian Duke Gomez. They discuss how a crew of armed men overrun by a Venezuelan prison gang stormed through a Colorado apartment building, the ‘altercation’ that happened between the staff of the Arlington National Cemetery and the Trump campaign officials during former president Donald Trump’s visit honoring the fallen troops, and Bud Light trying to revive its brand image through a new ad campaign with comedian Shane Gillis to recover from the disastrous 2023 Dylan Mulvaney ad campaign.

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the show so uh don't be a hoe show the show all right hey what's up dude oh man oh man what we got a little special special we do we got a little special sauce today a little special man duke gomez is in the house what's up bro i'm alive still yeah yo it's actually nice to see someone that has the same struggles as me with all that shit you were saying Yeah, yeah shadow ban and shit. Yeah. Oh You can hammer to what I'm on my fifth Instagram account really? Let's backtrack the tick to I'm on my seventh tick tock account. That's crazy. Yeah, bro I had to make like 45 different emails like so you're on the fucking list

Yeah, bro. I got bro, I was bad. You think my shit's crazy? I was too insane. Yeah, see, I like that. I love it. I like some of your shirts, man. Bullying, the only action that builds character. That's it.

That's fact. Yeah. Yeah, but wearing that shit at a Walmart, dude, or a fucking ShopRite is the scariest shit ever, dude. I'll be buying groceries and I got a 90 year old grandma behind me like that's very scary bro bullying works we need more bullying like I'm just being real like we need more bullying if we bullied people more often we wouldn't have all this crazy

shit I'm just saying I'm I've become pro bully. I'm definitely now. I know you are also too. You're also pro racism. I Mean you are I do like your pronouns though. Those are great pronouns. I switch them up sometimes It's important that we respect those. What are your pronouns Nick? So I go by Nick her. Oh, I would I would have thought dickhead I might make a special shirt just for you dick slash head I'll email it right to your front doorstep I'll rock it you gotta wear it on the next show send it send it man but yeah good to know

where can people get these shirts dukegomez.com for the most ruthless most amazing quality merch that you could possibly get. If you want to piss someone off, DukeGomez.com. I can't tell you how many people actually get in trouble with wearing that shit to school, out places. I get emails from moms all the time like, my son just got suspended for wearing a bullying shirt. Well, listen, it's not my fault that your son is a giant nutsack, okay? You just joined the team of nutsacks, bro. Team nutsack. Team nutsack

all the way. That's us. Yeah. I love it. I'm with it, man. Sweet. Hey, before we get into it, where can people find you at? Duke Gomez 7 is one Instagram account. I got Duke Gomez backup 2.0. I'll sit here for five hours listing off names. So Duke Gomez 7 is one Instagram account. I got Duke Gomez Backup 2.0. I'll sit here for five hours listing off names.

So Duke Gomez 7 on Instagram. Yeah, that's the main one. That's the bread and butter. Cool. Sweet. You get DJ Salivating over there talking about bread and butter. I mean, I do like bread and butter. I got you excited, huh?

I mean, he's got a little Italian in you, man. Oh, dude, yeah. What? Yeah. Almost white as could be he's from jersey bro yeah i asked him what he got here i said that's where i get that's where i get it from you go i go where's home he goes jersey i go that makes sense you got it so what's going on today dj a lot of interesting stuff happening today um let's start off with the dumbass of the day i think

that's a good place to start it's always a nice three dumbasses we'll add one more yeah why not four um dumbass of the day goes to this msnbc uh host who uh gets pissed off because he gets caught in the lie so let's dive into this a little bit uh headline reads msnbc host threatens to sue trump aid cory lewandowski for defamation then is exposed by his own words in shocking video um so the host is ari melbourne um and he brought cory lewandowski on during a live broadcast of his own show that was a mistake that's a mistake because cory's cory's fucking with it he's with it um but the exchange occurred after lewin dowsky had the audacity to quote melbourne's own words back to him words that expose the media's obsession with sensationalizing any

aspect of president donald trump's life uh even following a failed assassination attempt so Lewandowski again he's a senior campaign manager he was he played a big role more in 2016 and he's running the campaign right now I'm just brought him back that's right for this one yeah so he I don't think he did much in 2020 but he's back in so but he called out the MSNBC host for his hypocrisy, pointing out how Melber had ascribed Trump's appearance at the RNC last month. So let's watch this little exchange here. Fox News, which has been caught in defamation, ran a false piece, falsely stating that I said something else that I didn't say. So I stand on that. I stand on the New York Times. So you didn't say this bandage was a proper spectacle for a candidate who's obsessed with spectacles?

That's fair. A placard for delegates to fill in, an image for political mobilization, a spectacle for this candidate who we know is, by his own admission, obsessed with assorted spectacles. Mr. Lewandowski, I did not say that. That is a false quote. I have it right here. It's clear. What you have is a false quote. That is a false quote What you have is a false quote

And if you I'm putting you on notice, if you continue to repeat Falsely that I said that You will be potentially in a defamation Situation, because I didn't say that But I understand that you're working off the internet There's a lot of false information I wish you luck with that, and Corey Lewandowski

We gave you time, I appreciate you coming on Thank you for joining me Corey Lewandowskiowski trump 2024 and we will be right back what an asshole dude listen and i don't even i don't even like i don't i stay the fuck away from like all this shit because if i don't know fully about it i don't put it on the internet and my dad always tells me that because he's like, but I mean, dude. They were talking about that Trump bandage, you know, when he got shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so they were saying it was fake.

They were saying it's fake. And so he gets called out for his own shit. Yeah. Did you see Lewandowski's fucking face light up when he said he didn't say it? Like, if you watch the clip again, like his eyes, he's getting like excited. He's like, all right, this guy's walking right in my crap. They just put it right there. Yeah. It's funny's funny wow people it's the same guy yeah no shame yeah no shit dude i did not say that that is a false quote and it's clip you what you have is a

false quote and if you bring it back i'm putting you on notice if you continue to repeat falsely like no no before that all the way kind of like in the beginning When all right right here look at his face Wait, hold on right before that watch his face like light up when he starts realizing this guy's gonna lie That's fair a placard for delegates to fill in an image broke reverse the fucking video Holy shit, man. We know you're making the segment all fucked up he's falsely stating that i said something else that i didn't say so i stand on that you didn't say that you didn't say this bandage was a proper spectacle for mechanic who's obsessed

with spectacles all right that's fair he's full of shit yeah i mean cory's pretty fucking witty bro you can't you can't you can't try to well what's crazy is is like what the fuck how do you not remember you saying that like it was like a week ago well i'm just saying that it's a complete lie like all these people they say all this shit and they forget that like it's on camera all the time oh yeah and then once it's on camera it's never it's never gonna leave yeah off the internet it's like all the shit you see those pandemic clips where they're all saying all that crazy shit. I didn't say that.

Yeah, exactly. No, we didn't say that. Yeah. We didn't even show body bags. What? Yeah. That's crazy. Dumbass of the day.

Good job. Sue us. Douchebag. Yeah, no shit, man. Well, let's get into our headlines, guys. Remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com you guys can find them linked there uh so we got three headlines let's dive into them let's start with headline number one gotta talk about it going to colorado um this shit is insane this is wild uh armed crew storms colorado apartment building

overrun by venezuelan gang spilling out from sanctuary city with a while have you seen this fucking probably not oh dude dude i try to stay as far off the internet as it can because this should have brain fuck you dude yeah we're totally brain fucked here oh dude that shit's so bad all of us everybody listening it is what it is hey holy fuck this is wild man so a shocking video shows a crew of gun-wielding men stormed through a colorado apartment building reportedly overrun by a dangerous venezuelan prison gang the group of heavily armed men including three with handguns and one with the rifle entered the troubled apartment complex in the diverse suburb of Aurora and break into a unit. The clip obtained by KDVR shows that the footage was captured earlier this month, shortly before a shootout at the complex.

The edge at Laurie severely injured one person and damaged multiple cars, according to the local news station. So a separate clip at a different time shows two men bashing the lock of a unit with a tire iron inside the same housing complex where migrants have moved in. The recent crime at the building has left residents of the edge on edge. Here's a clip of the break-in. I mean, look, man. They're probably just hungry. Yeah. They're probably just hungry. Yeah. They're probably just hungry. They look like they were getting ready to go to church.

You know? Those are future dentists and lawyers and doctors. Best of the best. You know? These fine young men. I don't know why you're picking on them, DJ. Yeah. I think you're a fucking racist.

Possibly. Yeah. But let's see what the residents had to say. They're racist, too. They are. i don't know why you're picking on dj yeah i think you're a fucking racist possibly yeah uh but let's see what the residents had to say uh they're racist too they are uh the article continues saying it's been a nightmare and i can't wait to get out of here um they're moving out in droves um this one uh one of the the residents say they have to put five locks on their apartment door from the top to bottom um as long uh along with a security bar jammer um now police uh for denver denver police department they released a statement um saying that the denver police department takes the presence of trend de

aragua which is the name of the prison gang they must be jacked yeah well they didn't look that jack yeah i'm just saying trend you know you could have blew right through those who's like yeah tissue paper yeah you don't have to work out it's crazy like it's crazy seeing some of these dudes with like those massive guns that are literally built like fucking flat stanley yeah and they just get blown away when i got that shit is just insane i like those videos like I watch all those gang videos from like from like Brazil and shit bro That shit is row easy Have you seen that one where them dudes are walking out of the fucking convenience store and the dudes drive by him with the?

Fully automatic I did see that yeah, and then they run back and they still shoot at yeah That shit is like you're shooting at him while he's down. Oh, they look like a movie. It's a different way That shit is crazy. Yeah, I is crazy. I saw that on Twitter. That's a whole different breed, man. I love that shit. I mean, I feel bad that people are getting shot, but I definitely can't help but watch it. You might need to get checked out, dude.

I know. Bro, it's what you said, dude. Mind fucks your brain. Bro, I watched that shit, and I'm like, all right, I'm going to go to the beach for the day. I'm all for it. That shit fucks me up. And it's like X has, I guess that's what I'm like, all right, I'm going to go to the beach for the day. I'm off. That shit fucks me up. And it's like X has, you could, like, I guess that's what's called now.

Actually, you could, I mean, you could post whatever the fuck you want on there. Like a video like that would never be able to post on Instagram. They take it down immediately. Yeah. So it's like. It is pretty crazy. It's a sketchy scroll on X. Yeah, it is. God damn.

You either see a pair of tits or you're seeing someone getting rocked. Yeah, but that's how the internet should be, man. Yeah. It should be just wide open. That's what I think. I mean, with exceptions. I mean, I feel like there should be some exceptions. Like, none of that trans shit.

No, I agree. Yeah, like, that shit. None of that kid bullshit. But everything else, yeah. Yo, that shit. That is crazy. The trans shit. Fucking insane.

But DPD has responded saying that the safety of their residents and officers is always a top priority um and they've been getting destroyed uh because not even a week before the break-in this is what the streets of aurora colorado looked like check this clip out nigga the venezuelans is taking over they just jacked them they're just robbing people in the middle of these out here tripping bro damn they done made a mess and oh my god well think out it's a target i'm surprised we don't see a bunch of pumpkin spice ladies out there What is that nigga they cracking off in the air and everything they driving over this

Nigga, we almost just got hit holy shit bro they ain't gonna be laughing too much longer no what do you gain out of doing that is it like appreciate I guess well I mean the thing is guys it's not just fucking Colorado that's dealing with this. They call it a surge. But New York, Chicago, California, they're all experiencing a massive surge of this specific prison gang. Where in California, this just happened. 20 migrants just tried to fucking stop a fucking elementary school bus on

the highway and board it um because these gangs are involved in trafficking and drug trafficking and child trafficking sex trafficking um and so it's wild but the thing is like what's the response from government right we heard dpd what is california doing about it they're giving them 150 000 home loans to buy houses why why do they need loans they just take them that's when my goddamn tax money went dude that's right i was just and you're racist if you don't fucking think that it's if you don't agree that they should come here you know that right i mean yeah they've uncle Sam walked into my house and pulled my pants down and fucked me with no lube. Yeah. All of us.

And I was just like, because I was so new to everything at the time that I was getting tired, I didn't realize it would get to that point. Oh, my lanta, I got railed. Yeah. And I'm just like, all right, I'm driving my car. There's still fucking potholes everywhere. Fix the fucking roads then. Yeah.

Nope. They don't give a fuck, bro. Let's put that right into Section 8 housing. Yeah, let's just let Venezuela. That guy looks like a dick. He's a fucking douchebag. Oh, my God. This is like number one cheese dick right here.

He is a number one cheese dick. Douchebag. Gavin Newsom. Look at that fucking guy. He looks like he was cloned to play a caricature of a politician. Oh, yeah. That's what he looks like. That dude's got a face only a mother could love, dude.

I can't imagine waking up next to that. Fuck that, dude. Dude, I can't believe that's a real human, if I'm being honest. He looks like that fucking, what's that movie with the with the with the frozen guy? No, bro, you're talking about fucking America's psycho. Am I or maybe not? I'm thinking of the one Jim Carrey with the mask the mask. He looks like American psycho to me He looks like Mike Tyson's punching bag He looks like he sucks dicks

That's a fact There's anything wrong with that. He'd be a chomper, too. Just an observation. Guys, cheese grating that meat. Fuck, man. But yeah, I mean, this guy's a douchebag, man. Who even is that? That's Gavin Newsom, bro. That's the governor of California.

Oh, fuck that guy. Bro, he's going to run for president. Yo, did you see what they passed in California recently? I just saw it. Which one? Oh, there was one thing I saw. Someone sent it to me. That's how I saw it which one oh there was one thing I saw someone sent it to me that's how I saw it

it was like they passed a law where if the kid wants to identify like if the kid identifies as like whatever those is

like a furry or like wants to be a girl and he's a guy the teacher has to get permission from the kid in order to tell his parents yeah

bro not only that what the fuck not only that in some places you can lose custody of your kids by not allowing them to transition bro and these kids are transitioning at like five six years old yeah because their parents are mentally it's gloomy yes bro they're listen man some of these parents like real talk. Like, it's crazy that we have tests to, like, drive. We don't have a test to be a parent.

Like, you should be. Look, this is going to be in my policy. My brother says that all. Yeah. Like, we're going to figure out a way to temporary sterilize everybody until they pass a test. Yeah. I don't fix the population. I mean, we're halfway there with the vaccines and shit.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. It's fucking insane. Fucking douchebag. But yeah, so they're giving them $150,000 for loans. Migrants, specifically.

These illegal- That's insane. In California or Denver? In California. In California, where those same migrants are fucking trying to- You got fucking 10- You got 100,000 fucking veterans on the fucking In kit remember we were out there, bro. There's tense. Have you been to California lately like in LA?

I went to I want yeah, I've never seen so much human shit my role. It's insane believe all We were there three years ago, and it was bad, and I know it's worse now I went there a lot couple months ago terrible fuck so you got all these guys who fucking served our country living in tents and shit outside the the facilities but let's give these motherfuckers that come from other places 150 grand to buy a house bro these people proposing this shit should be in fucking jail no no well that's the thing and like i mean why would they do it what what's the point of giving and like i mean not only that bro they're also uh well that's a lot of they're also uh california's just passed this law to banning voter id

in elections to allow them to also vote and it's like why would they do that well it's because we're you know funding these cities with billions of fucking dollars to do this. I mean, it's all written out there, man. And so, I mean, it's fucked up shit. We'll see how it goes, though, man. Well, how do I get my 150? I think we both should go there. Let's all three go there and be these.

Let's show up with Lizzo. They'll be scared. Bro, did you see she's losing weight now? Believe me, it works. I just made a video on it. Really? Yep, dear. Yo, I'm That fucking she see my shit and I'm praying she did what you said you bro It cut to me and I was like we got Lizzo working out before GTA 6. That's It's like it's like and I, she was my nurse nemesis for years, dude.

Yo, when Lizzo takes a bath, her feet don't get wet. Did you guys know about that? Yeah, bro. Fuck. Like, that, yo, I despise that shit. You're fucking normalizing obesity. Bro, I'm with you, dude. It's disgusting shit.

It's super harmful. It's harmful for culture. Nobody buys it it nobody looks at these 500 pound women and says oh fuck yeah bro she all like dude it's the real shit that you see the memes about all the women say oh she's so beautiful and listen dude she might be the nicest woman i don't know her personally i'm not trying to be a bully but bullying does work but let's be real dude all these women are full of shit just like they're full of shit with the feminist bullshit they fucking say oh look how beautiful lizzo is and if you fucking turn around and look at them

and you say man you remind me of lizzo they get pissed off exactly yeah and that's another thing we need to boycott fat models, dude. Dude. Because I was on Victoria's Secret website last Valentine's Day getting this girl that I was talking to some panties and shit. And I'm like, yo, I want to see it on a hot chick. I don't want to see it on a fucking 400 pound bitch. What is that?

And that shit. And then I'm like, all right. And then I feel bad for my chick now because she ain't going to get any of that. Yeah. I don't know what it's going to look like. Well, bro, it's. Oh, my. She can't even fit on the screen, dude.

Yeah. But she's looking good, though. She's probably down 100. She does look a lot better. But, like, I'm just not down with this fucking lying about fucking attractiveness. Okay. Like, it's a fucking lie. Like, okay.

I know there's some dudes that are into that shit i know a couple dudes like that all right i know i know skinny white dudes are into that shit bro no i got one dude yeah he loves that shit yeah i i got i know a dude who's super skinny white guy he fucking loves that shit bro but like i applaud him huh i applaud those how do you even do that i could you must have a fucking i would love to know the mathematic equation to fuck a fat bitch. You got to be like a horse. You got to be packing some shoes. Yeah.

Because, like, dude, the depth is, it's like in there. You know what I'm saying? It's like, you know, drill, drill, drill. Drill, baby, drill. Fucking pile of silver pudding. Look, bro, I applaud Lizzo for doing this. But it's, you know, like, people are for doing this but it's you know like people are mad at her about it they're like oh i thought you were about this bro she finally figured out it's not healthy man she's gonna die yes and like dude pushing this fucking standard of obesity like

you said duke that is very harmful to society and it is it is about demoralization and and like we talk about it's about making you dependent on the system they want you fucking fat so you consume their food so you have to consume their medication you sit at home and mega consume their data this is all about money and they're handicapping people and then they're convincing people who are overweight that it's okay look bro if you're overweight and you're working to get better, I will fucking walk the whole path with you. I will go. There is not another motherfucker in the world that will do the shit with you

more than me. I will do it with you. But, like, bro, I'm not going to sit here and lie about it. Like, it's not attractive at all except to the little skinny white dude, you know, who needs his taxes paid. Another thing that pisses me off, too, even more is I fucking hate when I pull up to a restaurant or something and a fat person parks in a fucking handicapped spot. Yeah, it's not a handicap.

First of all, my brother's an amputee. He's got one leg. Yeah. So sometimes he never uses that excuse. He hates parking in the handicapped spot, but he is a handicapped. Isn't that funny, though? Yeah. The people who are really handicapped don't do it yeah they don't do it yeah and bro it's like

you you should be parking as far away from the fucking restaurant as possible you need the miles get that step far away from the goddamn building as you find the last parking spot that that place offers man it's it's just the truth i feel the same way about the fucking scooters in walmart yes never mind the scooters in Walmart. Yes. Never mind the scooters in Walmart. I was just at Disney World last year. Bro, I didn't see one person using the scooter with an actual handicap. Yeah, it was all just big people.

And the scooters were gone in like 20 minutes. Yeah, J-breaks. That's crazy. Bro, I agree. It's not a handicap. It's a self-induced condition. It's called lack of discipline and food addiction. And food addiction is a real thing.

But you can overcome that just like you overcome alcohol or drugs or anything. They think the world revolves around them because they're fat as fuck. Yeah, and it's just not. Well, it wasn't always that way. It's just that way now because it's been culturally pushed for the last decade. Like, bro. Thanks, pal. Yeah, no shit.

Jerk off. I am happy she's losing weight. Yo, no shit shark off. I I I am happy She's losing weight. No, I said DM her all the time I was only the boxers talk shit, but I don't even think I could get to if I boxed her That'd be like punch. Oh, she's in punching bag. I think she's I mean, I think that'd be dangerous, bro I mean, she's big well, she's like gorlock. You can't let her put you know, I think Gorlock's bigger Go a lot destroyer. She's pretty tall. That's a let her play. No, I think Gorlock's bigger. Gorlock the Destroyer. She's pretty tall.

That's a dude. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I tried. Yo, I was talking to her. Did you see those videos where they fucking, where they send the hot girl up to the dude? And you're like, hey, you want to meet my sister? And she walks up.

Hilarious. Yeah. I watch those all the time. That is so fucked up. It is. Yeah. Well, yeah, man. Well, go on a diet diet you know what i'm saying

like be healthy she looks she's looking i'll say this bro she's she's down 100 pounds at least oh definitely that video that the vr reacted to she was looking at so i was it cut to me i was like lizzo you might have a chance for me pal yeah hey in like 10 years i i i think this is thumbs up i know it's not thumbs up but i give her credit pretty that'll that'll back up my statement of saying bullying builds character. That's right, bro That's right section used to be like insane. Yeah, dude. That's right and now and now she's like alright I gotta do something now. She's on my side. That's right. She wasn't Bro motherfucker. I when I was fat I got made fun of all the fucking time on the internet and like bro I get pissed, but I knew they were right

Yeah, you know and what I'll tell you the comp somebody left i still have in him i still have it it says what's the seat this is when i had first form and s2 this is like 2015 when i was 350 and it said what's the ceo too fucking rich to use his own products and and that changed my whole life i was like fuck and i fucking lost 100 pounds the next year and then I haven't gained any of it back. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, sometimes that shit is, I mean, it is. I always say, like, you need that, like,

you need that one friend in your friend group that is just, like, honest with you. Yeah. Like, you can't be surrounded with a bunch of yes men. Yeah. You can't. I want that one person that, like, if I'm going out at night and you don't like my outfit,

tell me I look like dog shit, dude. Yeah. Okay? If there's something on my face, smear it off, pal. Don't make me look like a jerk off when I'm out in public. That's the difference

between guys and girls though because girls will- Oh my God. Girls will intentionally tell a girl she looks good knowing she looks like shit. Look at a bitch's comment section on IG.

That is the fakest thing in America. Yeah. Yes, queen. Oh my God, you look beautiful now bitch you're 540 and you need a treadmill now i i hate looking at girls uh no no no uh shit this guy's get him a mat dude man dude listen no the caffeine's kicking in man that. Yo, you need another energy, Jake Paul.

No, that's the problem. Oh, fuck. I'm fucking shaking over here. Take the whole case home with you. And I was going to ask you, you don't take no grenades? You're not going to follow no grenades? That's like the bigger one? The big set?

No, dude, I stay away from that. And it's so funny, bro. I'll have bigger people, like when I'm out at a bar or something, they'll be like, that's the guy that fat shames people. Yes, it is. And I do it every time. I go, yes. Is there a problem?

Like, I don't understand. It's the greatest way to defeat any kind of hating. Like, dude, people always talk shit to me. I'm like, yep. Yeah, you're right. Yes. It's very true. I do fat shame.

I don't apologize, but I do say that. Yeah. Yeah, I had a girl throw a drink in my face, dude. Really? Yeah, and I just let her rock. I was like, thanks for the shower, sweetheart. Thanks for the shower. It ain't a party unless you get a drink in your face, bro.

It's true, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation, let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's go cruise some of these. All right. Yo, these are awesome, dude. You like them? Yeah, bro. Sick. So this first comment comes from

Coffin on Kush Sheem. Coffin on Kush. This dude cannot wait to storm the Capitol again. I mean, I do kind of regret I missed it the first time we watched it wait i don't get it the j6 shit they're talking about yeah i'm saying oh oh he's just yeah they're saying i'm a domestic terrorist here's the deal coughing on kush kush ream um see if i was to storm the capital i bring

my fucking guns because it'd be a real insurrection so i'm not like one of these pussies that calls it an insurrection because you want to for political reasons. A real insurrection would be if I was there, there would be heads on fucking stakes and there would be a lot of guns and probably my tank. A lot of guns. You like guns? I shot one for the first time ever like last month and I had no idea what the fuck I was doing, dude. Oh, man. I put my eye too close to the scope. Yeah, I'm a bitch.

I sound like one. I'm not saying that. that dude i almost ended up like helen keller blew the eye socket out bro i was like i'm good off the guns we gotta get you in missouri more we got you you guys shoot a lot around here oh yeah we should off backboard dude i want to shoot a sniper so bad i would just have to bring an extra pair of diapers because i'll definitely it ain't no big deal. Really? Yeah, it's awesome. You come out for one day, bro. You'll be hooked.

I'm telling you, I'm going to come out with a bike and everything. I need the whole rundown. Yeah, we got to have a farm day with Duke and motorcycles and nuts. Yeah. Let's do it. I like that shit. This next comment comes from Tyler James Buswell. LOL, this guy figured out how to use a computer

yesterday. He's talking about you. He's talking about you. I did. You figured out how to speak today. Because the truth is, I still don't know how to use one. I appreciate it, Tyler. Thanks. Look at that little kid talking shit to you.

Yeah, how are you going to let that happen? The kid's fucking 10 years old oh my god kids do talk a lot of yeah it's because they play that call of duty bro yeah bro they play call of duty we need to bring back the black ops lobby yeah that was lit oh yeah well now they got all the ai involved in like the chat now so like they like monitor what you say it's not even just typing bro ai is, AI is the craziest shit ever. They're also, these AI dudes are making fake, like, naked chicks and putting them on OnlyFans and making a shit ton of money. How they doing that?

Bro, never mind them doing that. What asshole is buying that? Like, you should get your credit. You should get your credit. Your credit score should go down if you're buying that like you should get your credit you should get your credit your credit score should go down if you're buying it's these motherfuckers that fucking look at lizzo and they're like oh she's so beautiful and they sit at home they collect their check they play fucking video games and they fucking jerk off all day they don't ever they've never touched a real woman ever they've never seen real boobies like ever bro and they fucking have 50 subscriptions to

only fans they send them fucking flowers it's like dude it's the simpiest weakest fucking shit in the world it's the whole problem with the world bro we gotta like we need it the internet needs to go away so men look men do great things for pussy that's the fucking facts and if you make it hard to get it they will conquer the earth to get it but now it's all over the place for free and for these girls showing their fucking ass for three bucks you know like men now men are just like fuck it i fucking i get it for free you know like fan doesn't even feel like when i when i was young like when i was you know fucking 15 16 17 i knew i'm like fuck i like girls a lot thank god yeah and then i'm like and i'm not that attractive

so i gotta get rich so like dude i knew it i knew the game bro so i knew i had to go to work but like it ain't like that anymore, man. I always like to laugh, too. I always tell people. Yeah, that's right. You got to be rich or funny. Yeah. If you can make a chick laugh and giggle, you can make that ass clap and jiggle.

I say that. It is funny. And the best. That's the fucking truth, too, though. Yup. That is the truth. It's the best when a girl wants nothing to do with you, happens all the time. Go up to them like, all right, let me get like 30 minutes of your time, hot piece of shit you know i and they love that compliment because they don't know how to take

that you call them a hot piece of shit like all right you're throwing me off pal i'm like yeah i got you right where i need you sweetie yep and they're all stupid as hell dude the ones over by me are just really dumb it's just it's just like doorknobs dude i got no comment yeah yeah if it works it works i ain't broke don't fix it yeah my move used to be real i can't even say my move oh shit i retired damn buddy hung up the boots yeah i had so i had a fucking move that was undeniable worked every time every single fucking time But I can't say it because if I say it publicly, all the people will be using it and it won't be working.

You can't lay your secrets out. That's where I fucked up. Yeah. Shit happens. Now everyone's going to use that giggle on. That was mine. Yeah, it's a good one. That needs to be a shirt, dude. Oh yeah, we're in the works for it. There you go. I got a make men men again shirt coming too.

I like that. Yeah. That's a good one. Andy, you pissed off a couple of Kevins. I did. You remember the KevDawg comment? KevDawg? Yeah, we talked about it.

You pissed off some Kevins. I did. So KevDawg does not represent all Kevins. This has been a public service announcement. Okay. Yeah, so there's that. I mean, I never said I did. No. Kevin is a weird name though.

That's a, that is like, I bet you $40 that guy has boat shoes on right now. Sperry's? Sperry's. Kevin is a fucking boat shoe name. Wears Sperry's

and doesn't have a boat. Dick. Dick. I got this one bar by my house. It's filled with them. All Chad's. Yeah. Hate those dudes, bro. Not giga Chad's either. Just regular my house. It's filled with them. All chads. Yeah.

Hate those dudes, bro. Not giga chads either. Just regular chads. Just like buttoned up collar. Like, buddy, go home, dude. Fucking sweater around their waist. Yeah. Yeah. Cock in their hand.

Like. Thumb up the ass. Like, dude, fuck out of here. Oh, man. This last comment comment let's check this one out From At team aspire to inspire If the fourth Full moon of the year hadn't already passed I'd be scared as fuck cause all the Andy Christ

Doesn't miss I don't like that name that's not a good name Let's stop that I don't miss though It's been trending hey you're right it's the fucking uh i'm in the fucking uh what is it the freemasons i'm naughty yeah i got accused of being a freemason for the thousandth time yeah it's trending how's andy say all this shit not go to to jail? I don't know, man.

I'm kind of wondering it too. All right. But guys, we appreciate you for being real ass fans. Keep liking, keep commenting. Make sure you guys hit the bell notification on the tube. Stay up to date with the latest headlines and latest episodes dropping from Real AF. That being said, headline number two. Let's talk about, get on Trump a little bit.

Trump's been getting some heat here lately. This today headline reads Trump respectfully honored fallen troops at Arlington National Cemetery amid altercation report. So apparently some shit happened when he was right before he was laying the wreath for the 13 fallen servicemen and women. So let's dive into this a little bit. So AP released this article, this headline saying, Arlington Cemetery official was pushed aside in Trump staff altercation, but won't press charges. So apparently there was a altercation that happened before the wreath ceremony where a member of Trump's staff pushed a member of the arlington cemetery

uh staff because of the cameras being allowed or not allowed some weird shit happened in there so let's dive into this a little bit an arlington national cemetery official was abruptly pushed aside during an altercation with former president donald trump's staff during a wreath laying ceremony but declined to press charges. An army spokesman said Thursday, a statement said the cemetery employee was trying to make sure those participating in the wreath laying ceremony earlier this week were following the rules.

Quote, this employee acted with professionalism and avoided further disruption. The statement said the incident was reported to the police, but the employee decided not to press charges. The Army said it considered the matter closed. Trump's campaign was warned about not taking photographs before the altercation at Arlington National Cemetery during a wreath-laying ceremony on Monday

to honor service members killed in the Afghanistan war withdrawal, a defense official told the AP on Wednesday, uh, the defense official speaking on condition of anonymity to discuss a sensitive matter said that the Trump campaign was warned about not taking photographs in section 60, which is where the members were buried at, uh,

before their arrival, uh, and the altercation 60 section 60 is the burial site, uh, for military personnel killed while fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq. So the media runs this fucking story, right? Runs this narrative that like there was a fight between a Trump official on the campaign staff and this Arlington National Cemetery member. But the media is lying and the gold star families, the parents and relatives of those

fallen are coming out saying that, no, that's complete bullshit. I'm saying that, you know, one Trump was actually invited there to do that by those family members. Um, the media team for Trump, there was already, you know, a meeting that they had on the Sunday before where the family said that, Hey, we want them to bring cameras to take pictures at the site. This is one of the pictures, for example, where you're not supposed to be taking pictures. But because one of the parents of the fallen were not able to be there, they wanted pictures so that way they could share the experience. And you know how mainstream media does what they do best, which is just lots of fucking everybody um but another news so that that happened but that's not even the stories uh here's the the the main story

we know that com uh com queen uh and uh timmy to the walls they're they haven't done a press interview in like over a month well now they're doing one and they're getting blasted for it. Harris and Walls sits down for first major television interview of their presidential campaign. So Vice President Kamala Harris and her running mate will sit down Thursday for their first major television interview

of their presidential campaign as the duo travels in Southeast Georgia on a bus tour. They're doing the interview with Dana Bash from CNN. And the problem is, as the duo travels in southeast georgia on a bus tour uh they're doing the interview with dana bash from cnn um and the problem is is that it was supposed to just be kamala and now she's doing it with tim walls uh which even anderson cooper from cnn um said that that's going to decrease the amount she's going to be pressed because now she has her cover buddy with she's not gonna get

pressed anyway it's's on fucking CNN. It's Dana Bash. Is Dana Bash the fucking mean, dark-headed one? No, she's the blonde, the weird-looking blonde. She did the debate with Trump and Biden. That other one looks like the devil. Which one? That dark-haired one with the fucking unibrow.

The asshole? Yeah, she's an asshole. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, she's an asshole. She could be cute, but she's just so fucking mean i think that's a stretch you have to well you have to do some work up here you know it's a lot of beer get rid of that burt a lot of beer a lot of drinking involved up top yeah i'll get you it is it is that's the cat that's a maker it's like a whole bottle but uh but yeah even Harris, Anderson Cooper jumped in on this saying, Paul, I want to talk about the interview tomorrow that's going to be airing.

Dana Bash is doing it here for CNN. It's Harris and Walsh. Harris is obviously being criticized by some for not doing the interview solo. Do you think she should have done her first major interview since accepting the nomination alone? I don't know how long this interview is going to be but obviously with two people it does eat up the time that a reporter can ask her directly questions and follow up with her directly um and so you have that happen in the same way that happens apparently now harris is in the lead over trump in polls by reuters who the fuck believes that? Who believes that?

Like you go up and down the street, dude, of anywhere, any of these videos, anybody's doing that are street walking videos. And they ask anybody who they're voting for. And they are saying fucking Trump. Like you ask anybody. Dude, they're oversampling the Democrats to create a false poll. It's just insane, dude. dude which hasn't spoken to anybody in over a month didn't they didn't they photoshop like a photo of a crowd in front of like a plane

well there was some stuff about the the plane being like ai generators or something something yeah there was there was something about that i don't know i couldn't find the actual like you know what i know for sure what well that was inconclusive because some people were saying it was some i don't know but i tell you what for sure they're doing i know this for sure because i got people on the ground at these events is they're taping off like so at at events you know they'll put these big drapes down to make this to block off all the empty seats and when they went to they sardine everybody yes one area yes and when they went to milwaukee during the the dnc they tried to make it look like they sold out the chicago venue and then they had overflow at milwaukee and milwaukee

they cordoned it all off to one section and and just did it for tv and i know that for a fact because i had friends that are i'm not gonna say what they do but they were there and they said i got a video yeah no it's insane that's fucking i showed you the video right yeah i've seen it i've seen it i'm not gonna put it up there because i don't want to burn who sent my i don't want to burn my contacts people believe everything they fucking see on the internet that's what's bro there's so much deception. It's really insane. The craziest part-

And it's not Russian disinformation. It's our own fucking government that does it. I think the worst part about it, I just can't get over the fact that, bro, two months ago, people fucking hated- They still hate her, bro. Listen. They still hate her. It's all fucking fake.

Listen, dude. I'm telling you, it is all fake. People still hate her. And they actually hate her. It's all fucking fake. Listen, dude, I'm telling you, it is all fake. People still hate her, and they actually hate her more. All right? When we get, they are, what is going on here is they are propping her up in the media. They're using deceptive techniques in every way, shape, or form. they are fucking with the polls by oversampling Democrats and not sampling a actual fair unbiased group of people to create the perception that it's close enough so they could fucking cheat that's what the fuck this is about it's not about anything other than that and and dude nobody likes

her she's not she can't talk she she has no policy bro they don't even have a policy they said oh our policy will be published after the election the election there was there was like another visitor she was like everyone has to be more woke yeah like be well i'm like go woke go broke dude like that's crazy yeah people are over it dude and and i think the, I think the more they push with this like obnoxiously deceptive and fake shit, the more the people who were Democrats who were like, this is fucked up are being like, damn dude, look how bad they really are. It's like, it's dude, it really is. It's like when you grow up and you have like an uncle that you always like thought was cool. And then you figure out a little bit, you're like're like man this guy's kind of fucked up and then you

start watching yeah but then you start watching them and then you're like holy shit dude my uncle's a total degenerate like you start seeing the truth when you like open yourself up to it and so there's a lot of these people who are who are opened up to it now who are the more they push the more they're realizing that this is total bullshit so i would argue if they were polling the exact same way as they did four months ago i bet you she has less of approval rating now than she than she did originally which was like 27 which was 27 yeah dude i think another thing too a lot of the stuff that and it's starting to come back now, is like even just the shit with COVID. You know what I'm saying?

Like how bad was COVID up there for you? Because you were in New Jersey. New Jersey was pretty fucking bad. Yeah, bro. I used to get, that, the whole mass thing was the most unbelievable fucking thing in the world. And the craziest part was like going to a restaurant and having it on and then sitting down and take it off.

That's like having a pissing section in a fucking swimming pool. it's the same shit it's crazy bro and then and the virus is so smart it's an intelligent virus yeah it's not it's not it's it's like it's everywhere they flew around the booth in paragliders over the border still wear it though to this day dude in cars alone oh my god bro think how psychologically like manipulated and fucked that person has to be. Oh, yeah. Do you still do that? 100%. Still wearing it at the gym?

Do you believe that they're going to die from- Yes. It's sad, dude. It's sad. Those are the real victims of this entire thing. People who got forced into taking the vaccine, people who have been manipulated to believe that this is going to kill them and still fucking believe that shit those are those are the people that like the 0.01 percent of germs that lysol doesn't kill yeah is them yeah no shit that's a good point that's a great point man

yeah man well guys jump in on this conversation let us know what you guys think down in the comments what do you think about what which part just about this did you see how they criticized trump for doing thumbs up in the photo so he took a photo with the 13 families and then he did thumbs up and they fucking ran a story being like trump insensitive around the 13 families he fucking did a thumbs up and everybody else in the fucking photo all the families were doing thumbs up and this fucking piece of shit joe biden was looking at his fucking watch when they were trying to shake his hand when they were coming off the plane and they didn't say shit about it no but they're gonna fucking attack

this dude for dude listen they weren't even joe biden and kristin didn't even go i have been very middle of the road but like the more they start the more they're doing this the more i'm just being real it's making me love Trump. Like it's starting to make me be like, fuck, I love this dude. Like these guys fucking hate him so bad. I'm starting to like him like a lot. Yeah, exactly, dude. That's real shit.

Yeah. See, see that guy. That guy is handicapped. Yeah. That's a handicap. That is trauma. That's that's trauma. You're fucking mom yelling at you when you're four years old. That's not Trump. That is trauma. That's trauma. You're fucking mom yelling at you when you're four years old.

That's not trauma. That's trauma. Fucking pussies. Anyway. Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Fucking trauma.

Yeah. With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline. Headline number three. I think this one was interesting to bring back. We talk a lot or we've talked a lot about cancel culture on the show. Your 47 different fucking accounts that you've had. Bro, that shit used to

like... I went through down a dark hole with that shit because it was just like... At one point, the second time that I got banned on Instagram, because Instagram was the hardest app for me to blow back up. So the second time that I got removed, I told myself I'm never making videos again. I'm done.

I was like, I'm done with this shit. I'm not doing it. That's what they want, bro. Yeah. So then I was working at an asphalt company. One of my buddies owns a big asphalt company in Jersey. I used to do that too. Yeah.

I still work here and there. Because I just have to, bro. I just like hands on shit. It makes me mentally like appreciate life more yeah so i i remember i was just laying in bed and it was just it was me up so much that like i got in trouble for just saying what i wanted to say and like i would have my boss all the time he said why are you making an account i'm like bro i just can't get my i can't get, that shit fucks with my head so much. Yeah.

Like, just the internet. Dude, I'm with you too, dude. Like, it's the principle of it. Yeah. Like, it's the, and then the principle of it that I can't say, like, we can say what we want to say. A lot of this is self-censorship. People do it to themselves. Yeah, but it's the principle. And the principle that these people try to do that makes me more aggressive in the shit that I say.

Makes you want to do it more, bro. Yeah, it makes me want to irritate them. I literally look for hate now. I'll look for hate and it puts fuel in the fire. Don't tell me my videos are good. I'm so over that shit. It's like, tell me you hate my shit and you hate what I say. It's like, all right, I'm going to come back fucking 20 like I'll purposely look in the comments to find a hate comment

I'll pin it yeah, because when I pin it my followers They fucking go right after the guy and it just blows up the video even more yeah Or sometimes I like I'll make a fake Instagram account and make a fake hate comment and then pin it on my side Engagements the biggest thing on these apps. So, bro, I'll put a trans flag thing in my bio and I'll pretend like I'm this fucking blue-haired dickhead and I'll just be like... You'll start the fight.

Yeah, I'll start the fight. Get him, guys! And they're all coming at me and I'm reading my own comments, bro. It's hilarious. I'm like, wow, they're coming at me. I literally do that. I'm looking at the DMS.

The DMS are blown up because they're like attacking me and shit. But I just do it as like a, a way to just like blow the videos up more because they just come. I miss, I kind of miss that. I kind of want to come back on Instagram, start posting again just so I could fucking get deal with the, you must get fucking at bro. I had, I stopped doing it because like I stopped posting because like, bro, it would take hours of my day to like

Communicate in the comments. Yeah, I just so that's that's where my one account got removed cuz I kept going back at the comments They would come at me and I would be like fuck you can't like I would say crazy shit Yeah, I would say like like oh my lots. I guess I can say with a fucking faggot a chick I can say well we already clarified this Oh, yeah, so I would be like shut up faggot. Oh, yeah. South Park. I would be like, shut up, faggot. You wouldn't say that to my face because, yo, these people, they are such keyboard warriors. It's unbelievable. Yeah.

I got to the point I was sending these people my address. Yeah. I was like, yo, pull up right now, dude. Yeah. Yeah. I'll come outside with a bag of Skittles and I'll punch you right in the dick. Like, dude. Dude's going to beat up a nine-year-old kid.

A nine-year-old And that's what they are drop me off It's fucking I get it out even sometime like literally last weekend some dude tried to like pick a fight me for no reason. I'm like, bro, I'm standing right here. Bro, I have never, ever, ever in one fucking time in history gone on someone's page and been a dick. But bro, when people start it, they deserve to get it finished. Bro, did you see that video Goop did on that chick? So Goop, there was this girl did you see you guys see this that big girl so this big girl started talking so goob did a fucking

uh if you don't know goob you you're not on the internet but so goob did this video about this pedophile and this girl clapped back at him and said oh so you're gonna dog pedophiles but you lick trump's boots and he's like what the fuck and then she's in the dms being like look at your little fuck you like started insulting his appearance yeah and bro so like dude he made this video that clapped back at her and she's a big girl and she's walking through the cornfield he's like look bitch he goes that's the closest you've ever been to a fucking vegetable. Oh, my God. That's the only way.

Bro, and normally I'm like, bro, you can't do that, because I'm not about it. But, dude, when people start it, they deserve it. Yeah, bro. I make fun of all the TikTok kids. That's how I blew up. I make fun of the kids TikTok kids. That's how I blew up. I make fun of the kids that dance. They take their shirt off.

They video themselves throwing a football. Those gay faces. Yeah. Oh, dude. Fuck, dude. They're licking their lips and shit. I have a serious problem, though. I have a serious issue.

I enjoy pissing myself off for some odd fucking reason. I'm fucked in the head, bro. Right, right, right. Yo, I'll be deep in a dude's page and I want to like, I want to like, that was crazy. No, did he? I'll be like far in a fucking dude's page because like I'm trying to find content to like roast the fucking kid.

But I'm sitting there and I'm like, I'm in my bed like, yo, fuck this kid, dude. Because at the time, like when I was first making fun of him, I knew they were making a shit ton of money. Those TikTok kids were making crazy money at the time. Oh, dude. Because at the time, like when I was first making fun of him, I knew they were making a shit ton of money. Those TikTok kids were making crazy money at the time. Oh, yeah. So I was like, and I used to fucking hate that so much. And then they would make a video on me. They're like, oh, you're using me for all this amount of views.

And I'm like, yeah, dude, your content's making my content. Keep fucking being a faggot. Yeah. And you'll grow my page. Yeah. Appreciate it. Thanks, pal. We should send a thank you note to the Democrats we should yeah oh yeah they're helping you guys probably a

lot for sure yeah send them a bunch of merch yo do what you did for me and you guys meet with by the way i can't wait to wear that double-ended dildos yeah that's crazy but yeah so cancer culture right it's it's bullshit and i think it's you know we we've been through the ebbs and flows and we've talked about it i think this is something interesting uh uh this is interesting your article that just came out uh but like oh god but like gets back to basics after culture wars backlash so they they have made i mean you call it a complete 180, I guess, at least trying to attempt it. Mm-hmm. I think somebody might have said, hey, you dumb motherfuckers in Anheuser-Busch, go back to big trucks and beers in the mountain in America.

Somebody said that. Yeah, somebody did say that. Abraham Lincoln. Wow. Yeah yeah it was profound but uh but yesterday certainly wasn't me yeah they made it they made a 180 and uh and they're starting to you know i know kid rocky he's uh i don't know where his current stance is i know he kind of wasn't really fucking with him um but they got some they're trying to bring some fresh new faces in and they just did this this big collab let's dive into this so bud light has made a return to vying for laughs with this new ad campaign series featuring stand

up comedian shane gillis and he's a funny motherfucker he is fucking that dude hilarious next level yeah hilarious next level dude hilarious that guy's great i've dm'd him a lot of times i'm very happy he didn't answer me because I don't deserve it. That's a funny guy. Yeah, he's fucking hilarious. He's fucking great, dude. But yeah, so the beer brand became the focus of one of 2023's biggest culture wars when it partnered with transgender social media influencer Dylan Mulvaney personalized not for sale cans of beer with his face on them uh to commemorate uh him for uh 365 days of living as a woman uh days of girlhood video series it was uh documented uh his transition um was a viral success according to them. Oh, yeah. It only cost him- He won woman of the year. Yeah. It only cost Bud Light $20 billion in market cap.

That guy fucked the company, dude. Bro, fucked it. Bro, bro, really, man? It's that woke marketing chick that fucked the company. Yeah. And she fucked all the beer truck drivers, all the independent distributors, our buddies up the road here. Dude, that one woman fucked so many people out of money and got them laid off and all kinds of shit

because she wanted to promote this person with mental fucking illness for their fucking brand. Like, dude. No. Well, now they got another guy with mental illness. Yes. I always say there's three genders, male, female, and mentally ill. Yeah.

Bro, Peru just classified. Oh, I saw saw that don't be using the chat for peru oh they classified it like no you're mentally i say we all go there that's what it is i'm out it's what it is um but yeah so you had that happen and now uh abm bev they are now switching, and they just unveiled this new ad starring Shane Gillis, which is just in time for college football season kicking off. So let's watch this ad. Let's see what we think about it. I thought it was pretty decent, but let's get your take on it. This is the new Bud Light ad with Shane Gillis. Bobby, you've been accused of plagiarizing

your master's thesis if you were found guilty you will have to forgo the football season but if you confess I will make it only half the season I'll make you a deal you tell the truth

you can have this ice cold bucket of Bud Light. All you have to do is confess. Alright, I'll go first. Grease the wheels a little. What? No. I confess that I practice my half-time speeches in the shower before games. Professor Wilkins, you want to confess anything? No.

Alright, I'll go for you. Professor Wilkins has been taking karate classes ever since that saxophone girl put him in a headlock. That was a secret. Now it's a beer. Everybody let's focus, please. Hey, oh, we having beers? Yeah. No.

All you have to do is confess and you get a Bud Light. Oh, okay. When I order pizza, I use a British accent, and now the girl at the pizza place thinks I'm British and we've been dating for four months. What? Feels good, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bobby, did you cheat? What's going on?

Alright, I admit it. I'm afraid of horses! Does that count? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You can go back to practice, big guy. Okay. I got plenty of confessions.

I never read any of these books, and I'm really embarrassed about it. Thank you you guys. Quite a good time, governor. That's really bad. She's falling for that? I think I love her. Hey, it's a step in the right direction. It's a decent attempt.

You guys need to get about ten times more aggressive. We need to go back to like, fucking good looking chicks and fucking calendars and like dude like mechanic looking dudes like the girls will like it too bro like we put a little grease on them make one for the guys one for the girls bro everybody wants that shit everybody wants to laugh everybody wants to go back to being normal motherfuckers i mean this is a good step in the right direction but like bud light used to take that initiative bro like they budweiser and the beer companies now you got beer companies trying to be motivational like oh fucking bob sanchez fucking came out of the gutter in mexico and drink modelo it's like dude what the fuck

like let's run have you not seen those commercials? If you want to have your dick sucked, have a bush. There you go. Yeah. There you go. Have a good time. You'll probably get dick sucking. You want to get your nut off?

Here's a fucking Budweiser. You want to beat your wife? Have a natural life. You want to pop your first fucking clam in front of the audience have a fucking margarita bro i'm just saying man that like marketing used to be funny as fuck and true yeah like dude do you guys not remember like joe do you remember because you're the only one here it's like my age do you remember the fucking calendars and shit like broke tool companies like like fucking snap-on and Mac tools used to put out nude calendars like like titties out

Firefighter shit. Yes. Yeah. Yeah like bro like look man men like women women like men Let's fucking market it like bro. It's I don't You know, I don't know man. Maybe I'm just stuck in the old ways maybe I don't, you know, I don't know, man. Maybe I'm just stuck in the old ways. Maybe. It's so funny when I post like a girl, cause I have my, my audience is like 90 to 10. It's all men. Yeah. So like, they obviously want to see some cans.

So like when I post a chick, like all the time, I always get shit for it because I'm like posting them and shit. And I'm like, are you gay then dude? Maybe you're gay. Why are they? That's fine. But maybe you're gay. Dude.

They bitch at me because I got a girl wearing my merch Because like I talk about how I hate only fans chicks. I call them only whores like I do all this shit So when I promote like women in my shit, and I'm like alright next week I'll have a different bitch in my shit. And the funny thing is You got all these girls taking like photos all the time. I'm not talking about only fans girls i'm just talking about girls in general they're taking these sexy photos on instagram post them and then when like somebody does something they get all pissed off and it's like bro i looked at your page like you're you're you're popping your ass out every fucking picture like and i'm no hate for me

but i'm just saying like you can't get you can't get mad no that you know what i'm saying like they're like do these double standards like if women want to be seen as sexy, you can't get mad. You know what I'm saying? Dude, these double standards. If women want to be seen as sexy, then you can't complain about a man noticing. You can't put the camera straight up your ass too, dude. Yeah, you got to not do that. They prop it right up and you can see their fucking right inside of everything. There's definitely too much. I'm talking about just the girls who do the bikini shoots.

They're all trying to be sexy, bro. That's cool. I love that. Then they call you a misogynist when you notice it. Oh, my God, dude. I used to get called that all the time, bro. It's probably true. Bro, it would be a video of a girl like Like in the pool splashing her tits

And I'd be like miss you have nice cans And then they would call me misogynist and I'm like I just said compliment her She has nice tits Yeah but then every photo you go to You know what's true though The ones that get mad are Usually not They're usually the same girl in the bar

It's like she doesn't want to talk to you The cock blocker Oh my god and they're always the fat ones. That's the worst, dude. I can't tell you how many situations I've been where I'm talking to a chick, and all I hear is dump, dump, dump. I'm like, who's coming? She's like, oh, one of my friends.

Fee, fi, foe, fum. And then you hear the voice, and it sounds like- Haley, get over here. Holy shit. Are you talking to my friend? He's not into you. Go fuck off, dude. I hate that shit. Are you talking to my friend? He's not into you. Go fuck off, dude. I hate that shit.

Where are we going to eat? I don't want to work out. I don't know what that is. I take after Wizzow. She's not interested. You haven't known her. My pronouns are KLB and LBS. KFC.

Yeah, no shit. Well, it also leads to this other thing. So, you know, we also talk about toxic masculinity, right? Like that for a while, that was like the narrative behind everything. And now they're trying to push this new word this new term called positive masculinity and guess who they're trying to say is leading that effort kamala's husband yes and tim wallace a running mate you mean fucking meth mouth yeah have you ever seen a motherfucker talk he looks like he's high on fucking meth or coke or something his mouth

moves all kinds of weird he looks like he's he looks like one of high on fucking meth or coke or something His mouth moves all kinds of weird He looks like one of them old fucking Kung fu movies where they put the fucking The English over the fucking dude's mouth I will fight you Yes You are not ready for this war Oh shit He's like delayed

He's like delayed as fuck Watch the motherfucker talk. I promise you, you'll see it. That dude's got a buffering symbol over his forehead. Fucking asshole. Oh, my God. You did that. That was very well executed.

I appreciate that. Thank you. Nice job. Thank you. Thank you. Fuck that picture. Yeah, man. I don't know.

But I still got some work to do. Yeah, but I mean, you know. That was bad. I drank once and said, remember? Yeah, you did. I do remember that. Yeah. You got some work to do. Yeah, but I mean, you know, I drank once and said, remember? Yeah, you did. I do remember that. Yeah. You got a picture of it.

I do. I do have a picture of it. But that picture is going to stay in the archives. It's a very interesting seating position. DJ might have some blackmail on me, possibly. During that, when that whole thing was happening, I made a shirt, and it was the exact logo, but it said shit light. And it was awesome, dude. I made a whole can, and it said exact logo, but it said shit light. And it was awesome, dude.

I made a whole can, and it said a drink made for pussies. It was sick. Bro, I feel bad about it because I'm like, look at this woman who made this decision to fucking do this, to go against the legit culture of the entire brand that has existed for a hundred fucking years and ruin the careers of these dudes who have worked their asses off to be a part bro working for anheuser-busch because you know it's it's from st louis so like working there is like a big deal bro like it's a good job it's a coveted job and and dude these guys are getting laid off because this fucking ivy league stupid chick is wants to include

shit that none of the customers are about and like for how you know what i'm saying like dude it's just fucked up yeah that's completely fucked up man so we'll see we'll see you know what else they got up their sleeves um up their cans and uh is he wearing a shirt of himself? I don't know. Who is that? Jackie Chan. What? I don't know. Is that Jackie? I think that's him. I think that's him earlier in life.

Bro, he should be having fun. That motherfucker is funny, dude. Yo, him and Theo Von, bro, I could go for... I think Shane Gill is the funniest dude out. His stand-up, what was that, Beautiful Dogs? Beautiful Dogs. Holy shit, man. Have uh that that show he did uh it's like they're in the garage they like work at a tire place yeah yeah yeah i think i know you're it's pretty good man that's the thing like i've seen like a bunch of clips of shit like that but i have no idea where

the fuck to find it's on netflix yeah yeah he's got good shit. Shane, come on the show, dude. Let's do one. We'll have fun. Let's do one. Yeah, guys, jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck.

This is where we bring a headline in. We talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. So with that being said, a thumbs up a dumbest fuck headline reads Philly couple getting busy and Range Rover accidentally roll into river after they hit gear stick while in backseat solid this is up in your hood yeah yeah I mean that that's like another that's like another day in Philly yeah yeah shit like that yeah I'd but I see videos all the times of girls like

like fucking giving the dude roadhead and he just goes right into a bowl oh fuck well at least my man got some mop before he was on his way out to a pop smoke concert shit happens yeah that fucking sucks oh that's crazy was that recent yeah yesterday i didn't even hear about that i saw the video just happened yeah so it was gearing up to be a disastrous climax holy shit a couple getting busy in the car nearly ended in tragedy after their suv rolled into a philadelphia river in the middle of the night while they were in the back seat the lovebirds were having sex in a 2020 range rover near the scully killil River in Fairmont Park around 4.15 a.m. Wednesday when one of their limbs bumped into the SUV's gear stick, police told NBC10. Moments later, the Range Rover tumbled over the edge and sank into the water

about two miles from Philadelphia City Hall. The unidentified couple jumped out of the SUV edge and sank into the water about two miles from philadelphia city hall the unidentified couple jumped out of the suv before the vehicle hit the water and plummeted beneath the surface police told the outlet neither was injured during the incident police told nbc 10 they suspect the couple were getting busy when the freak mishap occurred the range rover was hoisted out of the river around 9 a.m. The outlet reported images of the SUV show it was wholly submerged near the Strawberry Mansion Bridge. Law enforcement shared that no charges are pending against the auto-roiginess. The fuck is that? That's not auto-roiginess.

What the fuck does that even mean? I don't know, but it seems know but it seems supposed to be a joke She was doing backflips on that dick before she went out my god say well the fuck does that oh my god Sucks so Hopefully he got his nut because I would suck it even fun. Yeah, they alive. Yeah, they're alive They apparently they jumped out right before it like went in. Oh, so they didn't actually, they're alive. Apparently, they jumped out right before it went in. Oh, so they didn't actually get in the river. No.

Damn. I wonder if their clothes were in the car. This is another butt-ass. Yeah. Can you imagine? What happened? Yeah, I don't know. I was like, I'm a mutant. We're here for the future.

We're the aliens you've been looking for. You see Terminator? That's us. Fuck, man. Yeah, well, it's definitely what? Yeah. Fuck. That's a nice car, too, though.

Yeah? 2020 Range Rover? Yep. That's wild. The fact that it's in Philly, I didn't know about that. That's crazy. Yeah, what do we got on this? Is this...

What do we got? Thumbs up? Dumbs fuck? I mean, they're alive thumbs up yeah yeah that's i mean he got his nut he's he's having a day i don't know what sweetheart's going through might be traumatic for her but my god they must have been doing fucking gymnastics in that back seat how the fuck does that even happen i thought they had the dials on the fucking range rover i don't know anyway dude the more i think about

this might be like a fucking insurance job though yeah this could be bullshit you know what i'm saying i roll my truck that i can't afford into the river yeah that's a philly thing too that's also a philly thing yeah you might be onto something with that my investigative fucking senses are just not adding up like how do you explain that to insurance? That was my question. It could have been stolen, too. That's also a Philly thing. Oh, that's a massive Philly thing. They love doing shit like that.

That fucking sucks for them. I'm going to say thumbs down on this one. What do you guys got? I'm going to say thumbs down because they're so stupid. They parked that close to the river. You know, there's plenty of other places you could park. True.

I don't know. Yeah. What do you got? I mean, why the fuck are you fucking in your car at 4.15 in the morning? Yeah, that's weird. That is weird. I mean, I've done it, dude. Yeah, but at 4.15 in the morning?

Yeah, I wouldn't do that. That's crazy. I'm fucking sleeping. I've done it like nine at night. but at 4.15 in the morning? Yeah, I wouldn't do that. That's crazy. I'm fucking sleeping. I've done it like nine at night. And wasn't this on like a weeknight? No, Wednesday night. Oh, my God. Wednesday morning, technically.

Yeah, so what the fuck? What's going on here? Yeah. Something weird. That's weird shit about that. Yeah. All right. Yeah.

Sweet. All right. Yes. Andy, that is all I got. All right. Appreciate you coming out, Duke. Thank you for having me, boys. It's good to see you, that is all I got. All right. Appreciate you coming out, Duke. Thank you for having me, boys. It's good to see you, brother.

That was fun. Best of luck with your Instagram accounts. I'm going to need it. Don't forget to follow Duke at DukeGomez7. And buy one of his shirts. 6, 5, 4, 3, and 2 as well. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

The list goes on. But the merch is where it's at, dukegomez.com. You can look as handsome as that guy maybe one day. Maybe. That's a stretch, though. Yeah, I know. No guarantee. You'll never have a nose bigger than mine.

I promise you that, sweetie. All right, guys. That's the show. Don't be a hoe. That's the show. Yeah.